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San Antonio, ACKNOWLEDGE HIM!

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Even Raw is bigger in Texas!

Roman Reigns returns to Raw in response to CM Punk doubling down on his insults, while Brock Lesnar returns to see if anyone accepts his challenge!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • El Grande Americano Original VS El Grande Americano; El Grande Americano wins.
  • WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship: AJ Lee VS Bayley; AJ wins and retains the title.
  • WWE Intercontinental Championship Open Challenge: PENTA VS Dragon Lee; Penta wins and retains the title.
  • Maxxine Dupri VS Natalya; Nattie wins.
  • Stephanie Vaquer VS Raquel Rodriguez w/ Liv Morgan; Vaquer wins.

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WWE mourns the loss of Davey Coates.

 

The masked men are here!

And one gets in the ring to reveal he is SETH ROLLINS! The fans fire up as The Visionary is now in San Antonio! “Let me make this perfectly clear! I created The Vision, and I will be the one to KILL the Vision! I don’t care if you’re on the shelf like Breakker and Reed, I don’t care if you’re a little peon hanger-on like Austin Theory or Logan Paul. If you stand next to Paul Heyman, consider yourself marked for death!” The fans cheer that, and Rollins says two weeks ago, he had the satisfaction of putting a steel chair in Paul Heyman’s back! He had the satisfaction of stomping Paul Heyman’s fat head right here on the mat!

The fans boo as now Paul Heyman walks out on stage, completely disheveled. Rollins turns to see Heyman, and he says, “Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in. Y’know, Paul, you think you’re smarter than me, don’t you?” The fans tell off Heyman, and Rollins says he doesn’t have to say it when the fans are saying it for him. C’mon, Paul, can’t you move faster than that? Does he have something to say? We see the mic in his hand. Was it worth it? Seth hopes it was worth it for Paul. Seth made mistakes, but letting Heyman in his inner circle was the worst one. Rollins will pay Heyman back for this betrayal every single day until Heyman is GONE from this business!

Heyman wipes a tear from his swollen eye, and he starts to speak, but the fans boo. Heyman says he wasn’t going to come out here, but he wouldn’t miss this for the world. Heyman asks if he interrupted Rollins’ precious little hate promo. It’s because Heyman is messing with Rollins. Rollins messed with him so Heyman will mess with him! The rule is F A F O! Or perhaps, F A, F5!! BROCK LESNAR IS HERE! The fans go nuts as The Beast storms down the ramp! The masked men step up to protect their leader, but Heyman simply takes Lesnar’s cowboy hat and leather vest. Lesnar then surveys the scene, stares Rollins down, then grins.

Lesnar storms up to CLOBBER the masked men one at a time! Then GERMAN SUPELX after GERMAN SUPLEX! And BELLY2BELLY! San Antonio is Suplex City already, and Lesnar’s roar scares off about half a dozen! Lesnar THROWS one guy into steps, another into barriers! Rollins grins as Lesnar finally steps in, and the remaining minions attack! Lesnar EXPLODES out! Then he kicks one, GERMAN SUPLEXES him away, then fireman’s carries the heftiest! F5!! The last guy runs up but into another kick! And a GERMAN SUPLEX! Now it’s just Lesnar and Rollins! The fans fire up as these two stare down.

But then the lights go down?! AND OBA FEMI IS HERE?! The fans hoot and cheer as The Ruler makes his way to the ring! Oba marches to the ring, and Rollins is very amused as Lesnar now has to keep his eyes on this physical specimen. Oba steps into the ring, his eyes locked on Lesnar. The two titans step up, and then Rollins steps closer. Lesnar backs Rollins down, but that leaves him open! FALL FROM GRACE!! The fans are thunderous as The Ruler just slayed The Beast! Oba points to the WrestleMania sign, HE is the one accepting the challenge! Will Oba prove that he is the true alpha male of our species?

 

El Grande Americano Original VS El Grande Americano w/ Los Americanos!

This feud hasn’t just escalated, it has gone international! These two battled it out in the AAA Rey de Reyes tournament, and Original was cheated out of it by El Grande Americano Nuevo! But who finally proves they are the better El Grande Americano?

The bell rings and Original ROLLING LIGER KICKS Nuevo down! The fans fire up as Original fires off hands, then CHOPS! CHOPS! And whips! Original BACKDROPS Nuevo, then he runs up, only to be put up top! Nuevo GAMAN- NO, Original blocks, and he catches the arm for a HANGING ARMBAR! The ref counts, Original lets go, and then he stares down Rayo y Bravo. But Nuevo WRECKS Original with a dropkick! Nuevo puts Original in the ring, then POSTS him! Original is now dangling out of the ring, and Nuevo runs to WRECK him with the dropkick! The fans are torn as Nuevo whips and scoops Original for the SLAM! Cover, TWO!

Original crawls but Nuevo runs corner to corner, and he UPPERCUTS! Nuevo goes to run but Original reels him in, BIG back suplex! The fans fire up while Original YANKS Nuevo’s leg! Then he DRAGON SCREWS the leg! Original stalks Nuevo to the apron, but Nuevo ROCKS him! Nuevo slingshots, but into the NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! The fans rally as Original and Nuevo fires hands! They CHOP, and CHOP, then fire forearms! The brawl is fast ‘n’ furious, then Nuevo ROLLING ELBOWS! But then Original clinches to BELLY2BELLY Nuevo out onto Rayo y Bravo! “AH GRACIAS~!” and Raw goes to break.

Raw returns and Nuevo fires CHOP after CHOP! Then he whips Original into the corner hard! Original staggers into the back suplex, but he lands out! Then he THROWS Nuevo! The fans rally with “OLE~ OLE OLE OLE~!” Both Grandes stand up, but Original fires off a strike fest! Then he blocks a kick, slips through, and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEPS! Original runs, and ROLLING LIGER KICKS again! Then he GERMAN SUPLEXES! Original holds on, and he GERMAN SUPLEXES again! Nuevo blocks the third, swings an elbow, but ends up in an EXPLODER! The fans are torn as Original runs in, but Nuevo puts him on the apron!

Original ducks the lariat to CANNONBALL onto Rayo! Then he hurries, dodges Nuevo, and ROLLING KICKS Bravo! Then he hooks Nuevo up, EL OLYMPIC SLAM! Cover, TWO! Nuevo survives but the fans fire up! Original stalks Nuevo, then waistlocks for- NO, Nuevo denies the Chaos Theory! PENALTY KCIK! Then he gets moving, but Original ROCKS him! Original runs up, Nuevo puts on him the top rope, then GAMANGIRIS! Then a KAISER ROLL! Cover, TWO!! Original survives and no one can believe it, least of all Nuevo! Nuevo aims as Original rises, then runs in, but into a CORNER BELLY2BELLY!

Original goes up, up, and MOONSAULTS but he blocks the boot! ANKLE LOCK!! Nuevo endures, reaches out, and makes it to the ROPEBREAK! Original holds until the ref counts 4. Bravo then reaches out, but Original RAMS Nuevo into him! CHAOS THEORY! Bridging cover, but Rayo distracts the ref! The fans boo but Original TOSSES Rayo into the ring! Then he LARIATS Rayo and himself up and out! But this lets Bravo sneak the panel into Nuevo’s mask! Original TOSSES Rayo, goes back to the ring, and he climbs the corner! DIVING HEADBUTT!! But the metal plate hits back!! Nuevo reaches out for the cover, AND WINS!

Winner: El Grande Americano, by pinfall

Los Americanos celebrate with their leader, and they’re about to have a fiesta in San Antonio! But will they keep it going all the way to WrestleMania?

 

Roman Reigns arrives backstage.

The Tribal Chief exits the car, and The Usos are there. They all share a smile, and Roman says that must’ve felt good last week. Punk deserved it. Roman agrees there. At the end of the day, when you run your mouth, there are consequences. In fact, to all of Roman’s family, to all of the Bloodline, they should all be upset about what Punk said about Roman’s father. But see, here’s the thing, there’s a before and after Mania. But on that weekend. CM Punk is Roman’s. YEET! The Usos shake hands with Roman, and Roman is locked in. What more will The OTC have to say about Punk’s unapologetic attitude?

 

Liv Morgan speaks.

As she rips up a Finn Balor shirt, she tells Finn a “little secret.” This was the plan since she joined Judgment Day! She thought Finn was in control? He was on borrowed time and he didn’t even know it. She only put up with Finn out of respect for his relationship with Dominik. But they’ve seen him. Liv’s been watching. She knows when Finn was scheming, when he was lying, and he thinks he’s manipulative but it has been a pleasure watching him fall from grace. He couldn’t hang with The Judgment Day anymore. he got soft! He is pathetic, a loser, washed up, and it made Liv sick calling him “family” every single week.

So what’d they do? They took a play right out of Finn’s book! Because if there’s one thing Finn did do well, it was what he taught them. After all, this is the Judgment Day’s way. They’re on to bigger and better things! JD McDonagh is finally free from Finn holding him down, and he will soar. And “Daddy Dom” is still AAA Mega Campeon and he will get the Intercontinental Championship back. And with The Prince gone, there’s a new queen on the throne. Raquel Rodriguez will take care of Stephanie Vaquer for Liv so that at WrestleMania, Liv will become the NEW Women’s World Champion!

Because the family she “hides” behind has Liv’s back. And without Finn, they’re better than ever. #WatchUs.

 

The Usos and Roman meet up in the private suite.

Jey can’t believe Roman didn’t get CM Punk, didn’t just drop him where he stood last time. C’mon, man! Roman says he can try to explain it, but- Jimmy says there’s a time and a place for all that. Jimmy hit Punk once, he’ll do it again. Punk says he’s got stuff on Roman but everything he’s throwing ain’t landing. The only thing Punk is saying is Roman part-timing this and part-timing that. Roman says, “Y’know how often I saw my dad as a kid? As a matter of fact, you guys get it. How much was your dad on the road when you were younger?” Jimmy admits, it was a lot. Exactly. But they paid their dues. Roman’s kids, their kids, it’ll be different.

The whole world could call Roman a part-timer, but as long as his wife and kids understand he’s a full-time father, that is where his legacy lives. That is the biggest flex any superstar could pull. Jimmy says that’s the truth right there. They fist bump, but Jey says who don’t get that is C M Punk! That fool still owes the apology! Jimmy understands that, too! Roman says he doesn’t even need the apology. But The Usos do. Roman will get that for the family. And what’s the worst that can happen? CM Punk beats him up? They all laugh that off. Roman heads out, but will Punk ACKNOWLEDGE HIM? Or will he continue to double down on what he says?

 

WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship: AJ Lee VS Bayley!

The Anti-Diva is ready to defend her title against one of the women who followed in the wake of that Women’s Revolution. Bayley is the Role Model now, but will she be able to overcome her role model? Or will AJ Lee prove she’s still got it?

Raw returns as Bayley makes her entrance. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who takes this title to WrestleMania!

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally up already as the two tie up. They’re in a deadlock, then they break. The fans cheer as the two reset and go again. They’re in another deadlock, Bayley powers AJ to the ropes, but stops as the ref counts. Bayley whips AJ to ropes, but AJ tilt-o-whirls through! Bayley stops the rest but AJ hits a leg scissor roll! Cover, TWO! AJ wheelbarrows, victory rolls, TWO! Bayley runs up, but AJ slips around to crucifix then sunset flip! TWO, but Bayley scoops! AJ slips free, but Bayley trips AJ! Bayley turns AJ around, steps over, and has the LA MAGISTROL! TWO and AJ gets moving!

AJ ducks ‘n’ dodges, then trips Bayley at the ropes! The fans rally up as AJ climbs, then CROSSBODIES! The fans fire up as things keep moving, and AJ SHOTGUNS Bayley out of the ring! Bayley is frustrated already, and she hears Michael Cole say as much. Bayley knows this is her last chance at Mania, Maggle! Bayley rushes in, but AJ gets her for an Oklahoma Roll! TWO, and AJ CLOBBERS Bayley! AJ steps over, hammerlocks, then BRIDGES the hold! Bayley endures, flails around, and claws at AJ’s leg. AJ turns things back around, but Bayley rolls and rolls. Bayley fires elbows, AJ holds on, and the fans duel.

Bayley stands, ELBOWS AJ down, and shakes out the arm. Bayley storms up on AJ to TOSS her to the apron! Then Bayley has AJ in the ropes, HOTSHOT STUNNER! Cover, TWO! AJ survives and bails out of the ring while Raw goes to break.

Raw returns as forearms fly back and forth! The fans rally, Bayley ROCKS AJ, then she suplexes! But AJ makes it a CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! AJ rises, but Bayley clinches! BAYLEY2- BULLDOG! AJ turns things around again but both women are down. The fans rally up while both women rise. AJ LARIATS Bayley, then ELBOWS her down! Then HEEL KICK! Cover, TWO!AJ gets Bayley up, ASAI DDT! Cover, TWO! Bayley survives and AJ is a bit frustrated. AJ goes to a corner, then runs up, SHINING- NO, Bayley rolls through to a HALF CRAB! The fans rally, but Bayley drags AJ to center! AJ turns over, BOOTS Bayley away, but Bayley KNEES AJ down! Cover, TWO!

Bayley tries another cover, TWO! Bayley is a bit stunned, but she hurries to haul AJ up. Bayley steps over, ROSE- NO, AJ rolls her up, TWO! Both women stand, Bayley clinches, but AJ slips free! Bayley ROCKS AJ first, then runs up, but into an ELBOW! AJ goes up, but Bayley blocks the boot! BAYLEY2BELLY!! Cover, TWO!! AJ survives and the fans fire up! Bayley is growing further frustrated, but the fans rally as she and AJ rise. They egg each other on, and Bayley SMACKS AJ! Bayley says she’s going to Mania! And she SLAPS AJ again! AJ SLAPS back! And then SMACKS Bayley off the mat! Bayley SMACKS AJ off the mat!

The fans fire up as the fists start flying! AJ SOBATS, then runs, to SHINING WIZARD! But Bayley is right up! AJ runs in again, tilt-o-whirls, BLACK WIDOW- NO! Bayley pops free, SIDEWALK SLAM! Then she drags AJ into the drop zone, and goes up the corner! The fans fire up for Bayley’s MACHO ELBOW FLOP! AJ avoids disaster, then hooks Bayley back up! BLACK WIDOW STRETCH!! Bayley flails, but she’s fading! AJ pulls the arm, BAYLEY TAPS! AJ WINS!

Winner: AJ Lee, by submission (still WWE Women’s Intercontinental Champion)

Bayley could not beat AJ Lee 13 years ago, and she still can’t beat her now. WrestleMania is still out of reach for Bayley, but AJ is heading to Vegas! Who will look to take the gold from her in just 34 days?

 

JD McDonagh argues with Adam Pearce.

The Irish Ace doesn’t think the Raw General Manager is being fair to Dominik Mysterio. Dom gets hurt on Saturday defending one title, and now Pearce gives away his rematch for the other? Pearce says he did no such thing. Dom is not medically cleared period, so- but wait, Penta steps in. And he tells JD in simple terms, “Cero Miedo!” And he thanks Pearce for this match tonight. But who is it even against?

 

Raw returns as BECKY ATTACKS AJ LEE!

The fans boo as The Man has come around to San Antonio, just to ambush the woman who took the title from her! Becky then whips AJ hard into the LED tron, and SMACKS her off the stage floor! The fans boo harder but Becky drags her up and throws her into railing! Becky mockingly tells AJ to say hi to her fans, then SMACKS her off railing! And KICKS her down! Refs rush out here but Becky says back off! Becky THROWS AJ into LED barriers! And then regular barriers! Becky stomps AJ, shouts at the fans to stay back, then stomps AJ more! Producers rush out here and Becky finally backs off, the damage being done.

Becky picks up the Women’s Intercontinental Championship, holds it close, but then runs to CLOBBER AJ with it!! The fans boo again as Becky holds it up over her head while she stands of AJ. Becky drops the belt on AJ, but will she make sure to get it back in Vegas?

 

WWE Intercontinental Championship Open Challenge: PENTA VS ???

While Finn Balor not helping Dominik caused the Judgment Day to exile him, it also gave the man with no fear his first championship in WWE! Now he has his first defense, but there’s no telling who he’s facing! Will it not matter when Penta has #CeroMiedo?

But first, Penta grabs the mic, and the fans cheer as he stands in the center of the ring, belt around his waist. Penta says last week, he told the world that he wants to be a fighting champion. The fans cheer that! Penta says he told Adam Pearce to pick anyone, no matter who it is, because Penta is always ready! That is because he is the champion of ALL his people! That means it is time to defend this title here in San Antonio, Texas! The fans cheer that, and Penta says whoever comes to the ring tonight, just listen: Be ready, because he is Penta, and he has CERO! MIEDO! The fans are fired up, but the lights go down! It’s DRAGON LEE!

The fans fire up as we’re going to get a true battle of lucha libre! But who proves they are truly championship material? We find out, after the break.

Raw returns as the bell rings and the two tie up. The fans rally as they go to ropes, end up in a corner, and the ref counts. Dragon backs off quickly and the fans rally again. Penta and Dragon reset, circle, and tie up. Dragon waistlocks, Penta switches, then Penta facelocks. Dragon rolls, covers, ONE! Penta sweeps to cover, ONE! Dragon sweeps to cover, ONE! Both men kip up and the fans fire up! Penta struts and the fans cheer. Dragon copies and the fans cheer again. Penta is surprised, and then the two tie up again. They go around, Dragon headlocks, but Penta powers up and out to headlock back.

Dragon powers up and out, drops down, then hurdles over. Dragon rolls back but Penta KICKS him down! The fans fire up, and Penta runs in, but into a BOOT! Dragon builds speed, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then RANAS! Penta tumbles, Dragon runs up at the corner, JUMP KICK! Leg sweep! Then COMBINACION DRAGON! The fans fire up as Dragon then backs up, goes corner to corner again, but Penta pops him up! SUPERKICK! Then GAMANGIRI! Dragon goes down, Penta runs up, and Penta handstands for the SWINGING DROPKICK! The fans fire up again, and Penta LARIATS Dragon up and out! Penta rallies the fans, builds speed, but Dragon DROPKICKS him first!

Penta bails out, Dragon builds speed, and Dragon FLIES! Down goes Penta at the ramp! Dragon puts Penta in, but Penta gets moving! Penta FLIES! Down goes Dragon at the ramp! The fans fire up while both men stir on the outside. Penta is up first, he puts Dragon in, then he climbs, CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Dragon survives and Penta is beside himself, but Raw goes back to break.

Raw returns again as both men are down from another collision, this time in the ring. Both men rise up and egg each other on. Dragon ROCKS Penta with a forearm, but Penta ROCKS Dragon back! The fans rally as the forearms go back and forth, harder and harder! Dragon CHOPS, then eggs Penta on. Penta CHOPS right back! Dragon BOOTS Penta, ROCKS him, then runs, but into a BOOT! Dragon V-TRIGGERS! Dragon runs but into a SUPERKICK! The fans fire up again while both men are down! Penta crawls to the corner, “This is Awesome!” Penta calls his shot, then runs up on Dragon, but Dragon SUPERKICKS back!

Dragon runs, slips through the lariat, and he reels Penta in! Sunset flip, but then Dragon drags Penta up! STYLES CLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Penta survives, Dragon is not quite phenomenal! Dragon is frustrated, but “This is Awesome!” as he aims from a corner. Dragon runs up, but Penta denies Operacion Dragon! He shoves Dragon, Dragon leaps, but into the half nelson! Pump handle and PENTA DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Dragon survives and the fans fire up again! Dragon rolls to the outside, but Penta pursues. The fans rally up as Penta brings Dragon up, but Dragon fights the suplex! Dragon fires body shots, but Penta CLUBS him!

Penta aims for the corner, but Dragon blocks buckle bumps to fire body shots! Dragon then SMACKS Penta off buckles and KICKS him away! Penta sputters, Dragon slingshots, but into a GAMANGIRI! Dragon falls back to the apron, and the fans rally as Penta gets moving! Triangle jump, but into a SUPERKICK! Penta falls to the floor and tumbles into the desk! Dragon rises up, he builds speed, and he DIVES! Direct hit onto the desk!! The fans go nuts for that one! Dragon staggers around, gets Penta up from behind the desk, and they get into the ring. Dragon fires up, reels Penta in, OPERACION DRAGON!! Cover, TWO?!?!

The fans fire up as Penta survives! Dragon is beside himself, but this is what it is to fight for a championship! “This is Awesome!” as Dragon takes off his elbow pad! Dragon runs up to- NO, Penta dodges the Dragon Blade, comes back and DESTROYER!! Cover, Penta wins!

Winner: Penta, by pinfall (still WWE Intercontinental Champion)

Dragon brought the fire, but Penta keeps the gold! It showed the world what lucha libre truly means, and Penta shows Dragon respect by offering him a hand. Dragon accepts it and the fans cheer. Will these two look to run it back one day? Who will be next to challenge for the title in the meantime?

 

The Vision regroups with Paul Heyman in their private suite.

Austin Theory & Logan Paul check on The Oracle. Theory says Lesnar will do what he needs to do to Oba Femi. But as far as Rollins goes, he’s a dead man! They’ll handle that. Heyman says no, no, that’s the worst thing to do. Don’t they understand Rollins’ game plan? It is to divide and conquer! The art of distraction! Seth Rollins hit Heyman with that chair shot, stomped him into the mat, no remorse. Heyman is a 60-year-old man! No ramifications, no repercussions, no formal charges, not even a suspension! Nothing! Y’know why? Because The Vision has no more leverage, no more power, they are not in a position to negotiate.

They need titles. They need gold. They have to get Theory & Logan into contention for the Usos’ World Tag Team Championships. Once The Vision has those, then they can position for singles titles, they have leverage. But it doesn’t matter if you have to fight in the street, beat The Usos in singles matches, or whatever, the focus should be the Usos. Theory repeats that: Usos, tag titles, the Usos’ tag titles. They’ll apply that pressure! Theory is gonna go talk to Pearce now. Heyman says yes, that’s the vision. Logan says if they are to get the tag titles, consider it done. As of now, The Usos’ days are numbered. And then, for what he did to Heyman, they’ll get LA Knight, too.

Logan pats Heyman on his very sore back, then follows after Theory. Heyman thinks about it, and he says, “Yeah.” Will The Wiseman’s plan be able to turn the tide for The Vision? Or is Rollins already three steps ahead of them?

 

Maxxine Dupri VS Natalya!

The student was just moments away from surpassing her teacher, but that wasn’t what the teacher wanted. The Queen of Harts made sure the Dungeon Doll lost the title, then lost her way. But will Maxxine show her that there is no breaking this Alpha Babe? Or will Nattie devastate what Natalya worked to elevate?

Raw returns as Nattie makes her entrance. The bell rings, Nattie runs up to hit a takeover, but Maxxine throws her right off. Nattie trips Maxxine, rains down fists, then slips around to smother Maxxine. Maxxine kicks free, but Nattie SPINEBUSTERS! The fans boo but Nattie laughs as she talks Maxxine. Maxxine goes to ropes, Nattie gets in her face, but the ref counts. Nattie backs off, but then she stomps Maxxine, and she GUILLOTINE CATAPULTS! The fans boo but Nattie drags Maxxine up by her hair. Nattie puts Maxxine on the top rope, then in the Tree of Woe! Nattie stomps Maxxine, then goes out to bend her against the buckles!

The ref counts, Nattie stops, and Nattie says Maxxine didn’t beat Becky, The Dungeon beat Becky. Nattie stalks Maxxine, then wraps on with a REAR NAKED CHOKE! Maxxine endures, pries the scissors open, then rolls to get the ANKLE LOCK! Nattie endures, reaches out, then rolls to send Maxxine into ropes! Nattie o”Conner Rolls, Maxxine turns it around, TWO! REAR NAKED- NO, Maxxine rolls back to a cover, TWO! Nattie is up, Maxxine blocks the kick, then she steps over for the HEEL KICK! The fans fire up as Maxxine catches her breath. Maxxine LARIATS, LARIATS, then CLUBS Nattie. Maxxine runs to BOOT Nattie down!

The fans rally up while Nattie goes to the corner. Maxxine runs in, SPLASH! Then FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Maxxine kips up, the fans fire up, and the straps come down! Maxxine runs again, for the STEP-UP LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Nattie survives and Maxxine is shocked. Maxxine runs up but Nattie dodges the boot! CHOP BLOCK to the other leg! Nattie then hauls Maxxine up with the Electric Chair! Maxxine fires hands, victory rolls, and has the ANKLE LOCK!! Nattie endures, rolls, and she BOOTS Maxxine away! Maxxine tumbles out, Nattie runs up, but Maxxine ROUNDHOUSES! Maxxine goes up, up, and CROSS- NO, Nattie dodges!

DISCUS LARIAT! The fans boo but Nattie has the legs! SHARPSHOOTER! Maxxine endures but Nattie sits deep on the hold! Maxxine scrambles, reaches out, but Nattie drags her back! Maxxine TAPS, Nattie wins!

Winner: Natalya, by submission

Maxxine tried, but Nattie says The Dungeon is alive! Will the Low Key Legend write a new chapter in her already storied career now that she’s unleashed this side?

 

Video call interview with Randy Orton.

Michael Cole thanks The Viper for taking this time out of his schedule, and Orton says hold on, he’s finishing a phone call. It was good seeing them, too. They were watching Friday? Well, of course, everyone was watching Friday. But yeah, it was time. Hey, Orton has Cole wanting to hound him, but Orton appreciates them doing this, he really does. See you soon, okay? Okay. Orton finishes the call, and he stops Cole before he gets started. Orton knows he said he’d do an interview for them on Raw, but… He’s changed his mind. No interview. But he will leave us with this: Ever since Friday, people have been asking him question after question.

Finally, Orton had a conversation with someone who actually had a brain. That person said something profound, something that made Orton think about his life and made him understand who he really is, and what he really is. They helped Orton understand why he did what he did to Cody on Friday. See, Orton is a killer. And Cole, wrestling has more than one royal family. Orton smirks using the line right from Cody’s song. But will Orton give us the rest of #WhyOrtonWhy this Friday as SmackDown is live from Raleigh, North Carolina?

 

Dragon Lee returns backstage.

Je’Von Evans jumps in from outta nowhere shouting, “Dayumn, Dragon~!” The Young OG then realizes, Dragon’s neck is sore, no touch. He apologizes, but no lie, Dragon and Penta was fire! Dragon says yeah, that’s how they do it, because they’re the future of WWE. Evans agrees with that, but then in steps Kofi Kingston. Uno momentum con Kofi’s amigo, por favor? Um, yeah, sure… Dragon and Evans fist bump and Dragon leaves this to Evans. Evans knows Kofi wants to talk more about last week, but- Kofi says hold on, he knows Evans wants title matches, to be the next face of WWE. Kofi’s a former world champion, so here’s some advice: It’s all about who you associate with.

There are people on this roster that can help you up, and there are others that will Dragon you down. Get it? Evans doesn’t like Kofi is taking shots at his friends, so here’s Evans’ answer: No. He’s good. They ain’t doing this. Kofi says c’mon, it’s a joke! You’ve seen Dragon’s track record. Evans leaves, Grayson Waller steps in and asks what Kofi even sees in that kid. Oh, Waller doesn’t see it? Well, a lot of people said the same about Waller. Kofi doesn’t say it, others say it. And then Danhausen appears! He spooks Kofi & Waller before saying if they’re looking for a new member of New Day to replace Xavier Woods, Danhausen can do it!

Danhausen swivels his hips as he says, “Very nice~! Very evil~!” Stop that! No! They’re not looking for a new member! Danhausen says no, it’s cool, instead of Booty O’s, it’ll be Cursed Crunch, with teeth shaped marshmallows. Waller says the cereal was ten years ago! So Danhausen isn’t joining New Day? No, he is not. They don’t want his weird voodoo, and they would like for him to lead. Well, three words before he goes: YOU! ARE! CURSED! Kofi moves Waller in the way! Aw man, c’mon! Danhausen swivels while he chants, “NEW! HAUSEN! NEW! HAUSEN!” Waller and Kofi argue, but then they look back, and Danhausen is gone!

Waller is mad, he throws off his shirt in case it has the bad mojo, but will that curse strike when they least expect it?

 

Stephanie Vaquer VS Raquel Rodriguez w/ Liv Morgan!

While La Primera’s war of words with her challenger continues, the WWE Women’s World Champion will gladly take on Liv’s best amiga if it means clearing the chessboard. Will Vaquer take down Big Mami Sexy in San Antonio? Or will there be a Texas-sized Texana Bomb with Stephanie’s name on it?

Raw returns and Raquel makes her entrance, Liv with her. Liv hypes Raquel the whole time, even as the bell rings. Raquel and Vaquer tie up, and Raquel powers Vaquer to the ropes. The ref counts, Raquel backs off, but then she RAMS Vaquer into the corner! And RAMS, and RAMS, and RAMS! The fans rally for Vaquer but Raquel whips her corner to corner. Vaquer goes up and over, but Raquel comes back to CLOBBER her! Liv applauds while Raquel drags Vaquer up. Raquel whips, Vaquer slips under then shoves Raquel. Vaquer tilt-o-whirls to roll Raquel up, TWO! Both women stand, and Vaquer ducks one lariat, but not the SOUTHPAW!

The fans are torn and Liv snaps her fingers in approval. Raquel clamps onto Vaquer with the top wristlock but Vaquer endures. Vaquer fights up, fires body shots, but Raquel THROWS them down! But Vaquer avoids the elbow drop! Vaquer scrape Raquel’s face, then drops the leg drop, brother! Cover, TWO! Raquel rises up, but Vaquer ducks ‘n’ dodges! But Raquel stops the rana! Only for Vaquer to pop up the top! And then she DROPKICKS Raquel up and out! Liv checks on Raquel but Vaquer stares her down. Vaquer goes to the apron, steps on Raquel against the apron, then GUILLOTINE KNEE DROPS!

The fans rally but Liv tells Vaquer to go away. Vaquer kicks at Raquel, but Raquel blocks! Raquel YANKS Vaquer from the apron, then LAWN DARTS her into the POST! Vaquer is down and Raquel smiles while Raw goes to break.

Raw returns again as Vaquer endures the top wristlock. Vaquer fights up, booty bumps free, then fires forearms! Vaquer jumps on for a SLEEPER! Raquel RAMS Vaquer into buckles, then fires back elbows! The ref counts, Raquel gets in the ref’s face, but Liv mocks Vaquer. Raquel drags Vaquer up but Vaquer HOTSHOTS her! Then GAMANGIRIS her! Raquel stumbles, Vaquer springboards, CROSSBODY! The fans fire up while Liv grows worried. Vaquer and Raquel rise as the fans rally up, and Vaquer blocks a shot to ROCK Raquel! And SOBAT! And HEADBUTT! Vaquer runs up, Raquel dodges, but Vaquer dodges!

Raquel is stuck, but Vaquer gets Raquel’s other leg, and DRAGON SCREWS! The fans fire up as Vaquer goes corner to corner, METEORA! Liv is upset but Vaquer snapmares Raquel. The fans fire up for the headscissors! But Raquel THRWOS Vaquer away first! Vaquer tilt-o-whirls, but Raquel stops that to suplex! The fans fire up for the stalling suplex, then SLAM! Raquel steps on Vaquer, goes up the corner, TWISTING VADER FLOPS! Vaquer has Raquel for the headscissors, DEVIL’S KISSES! AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH! YEEEEAH~! Liv is furious, she gets on the apron, but Vaquer runs her off.

Raquel runs up and BOOTS Vaquer down! The fans boo but Liv coaches her girl on. WAIT! IYO SKY is here! The Genius will not let Judgment Day cheat La Primera! She scares Liv off, but Raquel rushes out after her! Liv swings, Iyo dodges, but Raquel POUNCES Iyo up and over the desk! But Vaquer CROSSBODIES Raquel to the floor! And she SUPERKICKS Liv! Vaquer THROWS Liv into the timekeeper’s area! The fans fire up as Vaquer then follows Raquel to the ring. Vaquer climbs, CROSBODIES, but Raquel catches her! SWINGING POWERSLAM! Raquel fires up, drags Vaquer up, and TEXANA- NO, Vaquer slips down to sunset flip, with a bridge! VAQUER WINS!

Winner: Stephanie Vaquer, by pinfall

The Judgment Day is a mess, and La Primera stands tall again! Will this be how it goes at WrestleMania?

 

Bayley and Lyra Valkyria regroup backstage.

The Role Model is frustrated, but The Morrigan says that was amazing! Amazing!? Bayley lost! Which part was amazing? When AJ Lee kicked out the first time or the second time? Because Bayley couldn’t get the job done! Lyra says stop shouting at her! Does Bayley not think Lyra wants Bayley to go to WrestleMania? More than anything! But Bayley WILL get there! And do you know how Lyra knows? She’s gonna help her! And Lyra’s gonna get there, too! Well, okay then, sister. But in step The Kabuki Warriors. Asuka says how dare they mess up HER chance at becoming Intercontinental Champion! She could’ve beaten AJ Lee tonight, IF she won last week.

Asuka will never forget that Bayley & Lyra cost her the chance. Kairi Sane says there are still the tag titles, but Asuka has her shush up. She warns Bayley & Lyra, they will NOT be ready for Asuka. The Empress of Tomorrow storms off, the Pirate Princess tells them to stay away. And then Asuka shouts for Kairi. Kairi follows after, and Lyra wants to double check that one part, and Bayley says the Kabuki Warriors want the tag titles. Oh, there’s an idea. Let’s go talk to Pearce. Yeah, let’s go talk to Pearce! #BayLyra still has a path, but will they make it down this Road to WrestleMania?

Also, is Austin Theory talking to Maxxine Dupri in the background? Is The Vision starting to think outside the box in terms of recruiting?

 

The Usos walk the halls.

And they come across LA Knight. The Megastar tells them that after last week, The Vision had The Usos’ names in their mouths, they had Knight’s name in their mouths, and Knight didn’t like the sound of it. Knight knows that the Usos know that they’ve got business with The Vision going back a long time. But Knight can’t help but notice that The Usos and Roman are a little bit cozy. What’s up with that? Jimmy says on the real, this is family business, Uce. So just mind your own business, LA. Knight tells Main Event Jey & Big Jim that that’s a big NOPE. Family business he appreciates, he respects, but if The Bloodline of old comes back, Knight has to say something.

Knight loves the Usos, they’ve got this thing going on, they’re on the same page against The Vision. But when it comes to The Bloodline, they are not on the same page. Jimmy nods, and he fist bumps with Knight. Jey frowns, so Knight just says, “YEAH!” Knight heads out, but does he have a point? Can The Usos handle family business without having things go back to the way they were?

 

Roman Reigns heads to the ring!

Speaking of family business, The OTC, the ONLY Tribal Chief, walks out on stage. San Antonio cheers as he raises the one and gets his pyro. But will Roman get that apology from CM Punk? Or will he only get more insults? We find out, after the break.

Raw returns as Roman is in the ring and has the mic in his hand. The fans cheer “O T C! O T C!” and sing “Roman! Roman Reigns~!” Roman takes a moment to revel in it, and he says, “Oh, yessir, San Antoniooooo…! ACKNOWLEDGE ME!” The fans cheer, and Roman holds up the mic so the world can hear it. Roman continues by saying that he knows everyone hears that back there. He knows they understand whose show this is, because at the end of the day, Roman is in the beginning, he’s in the middle, and you already know who closes the show: The O T C! And you gotta forgive them, really. “Phil gets a little confused.”

Punk must’ve forgotten that they’re the main event, that this is Monday, and that this is his show. Phil, the water’s warm, come on out and let’s handle some business. The fans now chant for “C M PUNK! C M PUNK!” The music hits, here comes the Best in the World! The fans cheer and sing along with Cult of Personality, and Punk walks down the ramp. Punk high-fives fans as he goes, then he perches on the desk. The fans cheer Punk as he stands up, then he hops down to high-five more fans in the front row. Punk then finally joins Roman in the ring, mic in hand. The fans cheer Punk on as he stares down with Roman.

Roman says, “Welcome to my ring. Welcome to my main event.” The fans are torn on that, but Punk says, “Hmm, yeah, about that. You keep using my government name, like it’s supposed to be an insult. My friends and my family, they’re allowed to call me, ‘Phil.’ I would maybe try to insult you and call you Titty Tiaki or whatever your real name is. But I don’t obsess over your Wikipedia, and I’m certainly not going to call you, ‘Joe,’ because that would be insulting to a real Samoan who I love very, very much.” The fans cheer that line, but Roman says go call Joe and he’ll remind you on who your Tribal Chief is.

Punk double checks, Roman is sending all the Samoans after him? ALL of them? Roman says he wasn’t sending anyone. He just gave them permission to do whatever they gotta do. Uh, the only thing they’re gonna do is high-five Punk like everyone here in San Antonio did. Pardon him for a second, let’s see whose show this really is. “Is it great to be alive on a Monday night in San Antonio or what?!” The fans fire up for that! Punk says he’s a bit surprised Roman hasn’t taken a swing at him yet. Talking about the main event of Mania, Punk’s already won because he’s in Roman’s head. The fans sing for Roman again, and Roman smirks.

See, Roman would expect Punk to think like that, because as we can all hear, Roman’s on everyone’s mind. All the time! And Punk, he’ll just say anything, won’t he? Like how Punk got Roman into the main event, right? Phil hasn’t main-evented anything this year! Phil couldn’t even main event the live tour in Europe, let alone the main event of WrestleMania. Roman dares Punk to respond, the fans are calling for him. Punk says yeah, they’re calling for him tonight, like Punk was calling out Roman last week, except Roman’s too chicken s*it to to show up so he sent his cousins. The fans fire up for another line!

Punk says he is a gold-medal level habitual line-stepper! He will say and will do what he pleases to get the advantage, which is why the people love him and Roman doesn’t. Punk didn’t want the Usos caught in the crosshairs, but they came out and handled family business. And y’know what? Punk deserved what he got. Right message, wrong messengers. Who’s the real Tribal Chief? Roman laughs that off and says this is what the fans cheer for. Roman’s heard this garbage for FIVE YEARS! “Which one’s the real Tribal Chief?” C’mon with that garbage. Punk is trite, redundant, repeating the same s*it over and over and over.

“Oh, he’s not here! He’s a part-timer!” GOOD! Maybe Punk should figure out what top dollar players do, like his wife! Unless Punk has something that can actually faze Roman, don’t waste his time! Roman goes to leave, but Punk steps in his way. And then the other side! Roman pushes past Punk but Punk just steps out before him! Punk says his ring, his belt, HIS show! HE tells Roman when he can come and go. And right now ain’t the time! Roman gets back in the ring, and Punk says he can see it! He can feel it! He is in Roman’s head, under Roman’s skin. Take a look at the sign, because this is the last time Roman will main event one!

Punk will lift Roman up onto his shoulders, with all the “Punkamaniacs” shouting, “C M PUNK! C M PUNK!” Then Punk will hoist Roman above his beautiful head of hair, and send Roman back down to earth, crashing into his knee, splitting that ego into two, beating Roman on the Grandest Stage of Them All! Roman chuckles and the fans chant “O T C! O T C!” Roman says he didn’t wanna go here, because there is just so much rich history to tap into, but enough is enough. Punk is delusional. We all know Punk’s great on the mic, great with the mental games, but he can’t faze Roman. Roman is the most successful superstar Punk’s ran into. Roman IS the Tribal Chief!

Roman’s done everything under the sun, and when the talking is done, we all know Punk can’t do the walking. Because at the end of the day, this is the truth, Phil: You’re not faster than Roman, you’re not stronger than Roman, and you can’t do anything Roman does. You’re not better looking, you’re nothing! This version of Punk, with the title on his waist, it is embarrassing! Punk is a tryhard that has everyone looking terrible, because at the end of the day, Punk is old. Punk DECKS Roman! Punk dares Roman to see who has what now! Adam Pearce and producers rush out here, but Roman laughs it all off.

Roman dares Punk to keep going, but Punk backs down. Punk talks with Pearce, Pearce has him calm down, and Roman stands back up. The fans are torn, but Roman says Punk can run his mouth but he can’t take it. You say one thing and Punk snaps. The producers escort Punk to the back while Roman waves bye. Will things only escalate from here as WrestleMania draws near?


My Thoughts:

A great Raw as we’re still a month out from WrestleMania, and we got some great developments towards that Mania card. Rollins opening the show with his masked men was an interesting move, but it was great to see Heyman come out still all banged up from what happened. And at first, I was somewhat excited at the idea of Lesnar VS Rollins as a great adjustment to the Vision story. If Rollins can’t face Bron Breakker at Mania, why not face the big guy who basically paved the way for them as Heyman Guys? But then I was SUPER excited when Rollins pulled the swerve on Lesnar by having Oba Femi show up and shock the world by dominating Lesnar! Who knows who wins, but Oba VS Brock is going to be awesome.

Heyman sending Logan & Theory after Usos instead of Rollins is a pretty good move, because it does make sense the way Heyman explained it. Plus, there is business to settle there, so if the tag titles end up part of it, all the better. Good promos from Usos with Roman and with LA Knight, and yeah, Knight voices the concern of many (both in kayfabe and reality) that we’re just going to do Bloodline 2026. Hard to say at this point, with Jey getting surly again, but I suppose having Logan & Theory to focus on can help. And of course, great closing promo to build off of last week. Roman getting on Punk’s nerves was great, and Punk knocking Roman down was also a great way to turn the tables. Hard to say what other promos we could possibly get from here, but the tensions are building, there’s definitely an all out “pull apart” brawl on the menu.

Great Men’s Intercontinental Championship match from Penta VS Dragon Lee, especially as a surprise. Great win for Penta, and he can definitely start a parallel to the US Championship story on SmackDown, putting out Open Challenges every week until we hit WrestleMania. Great promo afterward for Dragon Lee and Evans, as well as New Day and Danhausen. Kofi using Waller as a shield from the curse was great stuff, can’t wait to see what happens there. As for Evans and Kofi, we’re definitely getting that match at some point, and it will be great stuff.

Grande VS Grande was great stuff, but of course Los Americanos interfered and helped Kaiser Grande cheat that win. I hope we get more from that, but they gotta think to ban Rayo & Bravo from ringside. Good match from Maxxine VS Nattie, but with what commentary said about how Nattie is framing this, it just made the Heel turn story even worse. They said Maxxine got lazy after winning the title? That’s how they’re kayfabing this? That’s lame. Very good promo from Liv to not just call out Vaquer but also talk trash on Finn. Liv saying this was her plan all along is a bit heavy on the retcon, too, because at some point, wasn’t Liv on the same page as Finn when it came to tearing down Damian Priest & Rhea Ripley? Well, with Roxanne Perez out, maybe this is their adjustment for that long play of Roxie breaking Liv and Dom up.

Great match from Vaquer VS Raquel, even with Liv getting involved. Iyo countering was a nice touch, as she and Vaquer worked together against Judgment Day before. Vaquer winning tonight was good, but I think that means Liv will get even with her next week. Great title match from AJ Lee and Bayley, and Bayley looked great in defeat. I do appreciate she didn’t think so afterward, she and Lyra had a good promo together as well as with The Kabuki Warriors. Perhaps we’re still going to get a big tag team match for Mania with challengers from Raw, challengers from SmackDown, maybe even a team from NXT, and then the champs, and that could be a lot of fun.

My Score: 8.8/10

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When DarkState strikes…

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Ain’t Nobody Safe!

After costing Dion Lennox, Saquon Shugars looks to redeem himself by taking the NXT North American Championship from Myles Borne!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Shiloh Hill VS Ricky Saints; wins.
  • EK Prosper & Dorian Van Dux VS Uriah Connors & Channing “Stacks” Lorenzo w/ Birthright; win(s).
  • Lizzy Rain VS ???
  • NXT North American Championship: Myles Borne VS Saquon Shugars w/ DarkState; wins and

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Jacob Fatu stated point blank, he’s coming for that WWE World Heavyweight Championship! How will Roman Reigns respond?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • PENTA VS Rusev; Penta wins.
  • WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship: Becky Lynch VS Iyo Sky; Becky wins and retains the title.
  • El Grande Americano w/ Los Americanos VS Rey Mysterio; Rey wins.
  • Grayson Waller VS Oba Femi; Oba wins.
  • Bayley & Lyra Valkyria VS Raquel Rodriguez & Roxanne Perez w/ Liv Morgan; Raquel & Roxie win.

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The OG Bloodline sits down to talk.

The Tribal Chief tells The Usos that he appreciates them coming, being here with him. They know exactly where Roman Reigns comes from, and they know exactly why he stands here today. Roman knows the past is the past, that’s where they’re gonna leave it because they’re blood, and The Usos are the only ones Roman can trust. He needs their thoughts. he doesn’t understand where Jacob is coming from. Roman said it to the whole roster, the family included, that they had two years to take advantage of Roman taking a backseat. And what’d Jacob do? He pushed, procrastinated, then Roman climbed the mountain and beat CM Punk.

Now, Jacob wants to take that from Roman? Help him understand! #BigJim tells #BigUce that he does not disagree. But he also agrees with Jacob. Jacob wants to upgrade his household. Jimmy gets that, they all get that, but it shouldn’t come at the expense of Roman Reigns. Jacob is a different breed. Jey says he’s DANGEROUS! On SmackDown, we all saw Jacob drop MFT one by one by one! Unpredictable, Uce! Unhinged! They left him “out there” for a reason! If Jacob beats Roman, Jacob takes it all! Ula Fala, the family name, Jacob becomes the shot caller! Jimmy debates that but Jey says Jimmy saw it! This is it, Uce!

It can’t be all about respect here. There has to be consequences! Roman’s the Tribal Chief! Roman ponders on the concept of consequences. Jey is right, they’re not doing charity. Roman thanks The Usos for this. He will make it his own, then he will address this later tonight. He appreciates The Usos. They say it is all love and respect, too. Family first, Uce. They all put hands in, for they are the “first family.” Is the Tribal Chief giving Jacob his match at Backlash? We simply have to wait and see.

 

Seth Rollins is here!

Laredo, Texas cheers as The Architect makes his way to the ring in all black like Neo from the Matrix! The fans sing, “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” as Rollins goes right to the ring. Rollins grabs a mic, revels in the singing, then says, “Laredo, Texas! Welcome to Monday Night Rollins~! I am the Visionary, I am the Revolutionary, I AM Seth! Freakin! Rollins!” The fans cheer for that! Rollins continues by saying he has a lot of ground to cover so let’s get to it.

There is a reason he lost to Gunther at WrestleMania, and it is NOT because Gunther was better that night. There is a reason Roman Reigns is walking around with ROLLINS’ World Heavyweight Championship, and it is NOT because Roman pinned Rollins’ shoulders to the mat. The reasons for those things are one in the same, and they have a name, and that name is BRON BREAKKER! Fans boo and bark, but Rollins knows Bron is sitting in the back, NINE staples in his dome, which you can thank Rollins for. But they have business to tend to, a score to settle, so Bron can get his pea brain out here so they can do the damn thing!

The fans cheer as Bron obliges! The Unpredictable Badass storms down the ramp, Paul Heyman following behind. The fans are torn as Bron keeps eyes locked on Rollins as he steps into the ring. Bron stares Rollins down while fans either bark or sing the song, “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” Rollins tells Bron, “I gave you everything. I gave you the world, I handed it to you on a silver platter, and you repaid me by taking EVERYTHING away from me! You are the reason I had to forfeit the World Heavyweight Championship, you are the reason I didn’t get to main event WrestleMania this year, and you are the reason I didn’t get my hand raised at WrestleMania this year.

“But I gotta ask you, Bron… For what? What’d you get out of it? How did it benefit you in any way?” Heyman has Bron step back, then hands him a mic. The fans tell Heyman off but Bron says, “You gave me everything? What’d you give me, by the way? What’d you give Reed and I? Because the way that I see it, every single week, we were like you errand boys. We got to come out here and fight all your battles for you, and put out all the fires that YOU started all on your own! Because look around, Seth! You got nothing! You got no one! You got no friends, you are nothing! You needed us to fight all your battles for you!

“And what? You were giving me such great wisdom and all this guidance when every single week, you’d kick off the show, and Reed and I would have to stand in the back and listen to you regurgitate the same crap every single week.” Bron plugs his nose so he can imitate Rollins’ voice as he repeats, “I am a Visionary, I am a Revolutionary, I am Seth Freakin’ Rollins!” Bron wants to make it clear to Rollins that he never needed him or Rollins’ Vision. The only reason they’re standing here today is because Bron needed HEYMAN. Rollins double checks: Bron needed Heyman? “That dried up sack o’ meat? You needed him?

Rollins almost laughs, and he says Bron just proved Rollins right on everything. Let’s go on a little ride down memory lane. A couple years ago, Rollins is World Heavyweight Champion, he won a fight with the Best in the World, then calls up The Heartbreak Kid. Rollins asked Shawn Michaels about facing NXT’s best, and who was NXT’s best? Bron Breakker. Rollins said hell yeah, let’s do the damn thing! Last year, Heyman comes to Rollins, asks Rollins about taking Bron under his wing and Rollins said hell yeah, that kid with a year under Rollins’ tutelage will be THE next main event star in this industry!

Just look at Bron! Bron’s got it all! Rollins has been here for 14 YEARS, seen athletes from every single discipline, they are big, strong, fast, but Bron is unique. Bron is the biggest, strongest, fastest, most versatile performer Rollins has ever seen here. Bron has EVERYTHING to be THE next big star… except the most important thing. Rollins points to the brain, and Rollins knows better than anyone what it means to be a 28 year old young cat full o’ piss ‘n’ vinegar, thinking this business owes him something, not wanting to wait for nobody. Rollins knows better than anybody to bet on yourself, take chances, make the hard decisions.

But the difference between them is, Bron tries, Rollins succeeds! And do you know why? Rollins will paint a picture: Every time Rollins bet on himself, it ended with a world title or a main event. Bron bets on himself and it gets him Austin Theory & Logan Paul. It gets him steak dinners, private jets, and happy endings from Heyman. Bron tries, Rollins succeeds, because Rollins will say this plainly for even Bron’s pea brain: Bron is NOT ready. Bron says, “I’m not ready? That’s the narrative you wanna go with? I hate to break it to you, superstar, but before all this was a thing, I was well on my way to becoming a main event with or without you!”

Bron never needed that help, and yet you blame Bron for losing the WHC? The truth is, Rollins’ body can’t handle it, his mind is brittle, and his shoulder can’t handle the weight of a strap on it anymore! The fans boo, but Bron grins as he says yeah, he took his shot and came up short. But y’know what? Bron can go to sleep at night a lot better knowing he lost to the Best int he World instead of someone who self-proclaims it! Bron believes Rollins is everything he says, with all the accolades, titles, everything there is to win here. A first-ballot WWE Hall of Famer, no doubt.

Rollins is THE very best pro-wrestler in the entire world… at being number two. The fans are torn, but Rollins says that was pretty good for Baby Steiner. He come up with all that on his own? Or did he call Big Poppa Pump for the hook up? Bron thinks he is ready, but Backlash is two weeks away! Rollins is going to give Bron the opportunity to prove that he is ready. But let Rollins let you in on a little secret that everyone else knows. As a Steiner, Bron’s not even number two in his own family. Rollins drops the mic and heads out, but will Rollins be ready for the backlash of challenging Bron to a match?

 

Stephanie Vaquer arrives backstage.

La Primera is ready to get back at Liv Morgan, but RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ ATTACKS! La Ruda catches Vaquer with the cheap shot, then THROWS her into road cases! Roxie & Liv are there, and they RAM a road case into Vaquer! Judgment Day stands over Vaquer, and Liv tells Vaquer this is HER title! Judgment Day leaves Vaquer behind, but have they truly moved past her? Or is the Dark Angel only going to be more hellbent on her revenge?

 

PENTA VS Rusev!

Speaking of revenge, the Man With No Fear may still be Intercontinental Champion, but now he owes The Bulgarian Brute a beating for last week. Will #CeroMiedo withstand the power of MACHKA?

Raw returns as Rusev makes his entrance. But wait, then so does Ethan Page! The fans boo All Ego getting involved in this, but he technically was part of the problem last week. The bell rings and the fans rally as the two tie up. Rusev KNEES and CLUBS Penta while Ethan takes a seat ringside. Rusev suplexes Penta, then drags him up for a GUT WRENCH PLEX! The fans rally for Penta, but Rusev scoops for a FALL AWAY SLAM! Penta tumbles, but Rusev CLUBS him and BOOTS him! Rusev stands on Penta, but only Ethan applauds. Rusev steps off to whip Penta, but Penta KICKS on return! and SUPERKICKS!

Penta runs, DROPKICKS, and Rusev tumbles out! Penta then FLIES! Down goes Rusev, right in front of Ethan and commentary! Ethan mockingly applauds but Penta warns him. Ethan says eyes on the prize, and Rusev back suplexes! Penta lands out to SUPERKICK Rusev again! Penta puts Rusev in, Ethan protests how close that got, but Penta keeps moving. Springboard, but into the MACHKA KICK! Rusev scoops for a SWINGING SLAM! The fans boo, Rusev snarls, and Raw goes to break.

Raw returns again as Rusev has Penta up top! Penta fights the suplex with body shots, then with forearms! The fans cheer as Penta HEADBUTTS Rusev down! Penta then adjusts and leaps, CROSSBODY! Penta keeps moving, he ducks ‘n’ dodges to mule kick a leg! SLING-DOG! Rusev goes to a corner, Penta GAMANGIRIS! Penta sits Rusev down, then runs up to headstand and SWINGING DROPKICK! Rusev sputters but Penta drags him to a cover, ONE!! Rusev still has a lot of gas in the tank, and he KNEES Penta down low! Rusev whips, Penta goes up and over, BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Even Ethan is surprised!

Penta and Rusev rise, the fans rally, and Penta runs up to DEST- NO, Rusev BACKDROPS! Then ROUNDHOUSE! Rusev clinches, URENAGES, and he goes to a corner. The fans boo as Penta stirs and Rusev stomps around. Rusev runs up, MACHKA KICK! Penta falls, but Rusev isn’t done there! Ethan applauds as Rusev shouts, “CRUSH!!” Stomp and ACCOL- NO, Penta slips out, SUPERKICKS, then feints the springboard! Machka kick misses, Penta rolls Rusev up! PENTA WINS!

Winner: Penta, by pinfall

The fans cheer, but Rusev CLOBBERS Penta! Ethan cheers, he is also a sore loser so he likes this! The fans tell Rusev off while he stomps away on Penta! Ethan steps in the ring, takes off his jacket and undoes his cufflinks, but then Rusev glares at him. Ethan says okay, Rusev can have his time with Penta. But then Penta CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Ethan CLOBBERS Penta! The fans boo as now Ethan and Rusev stomp away on Penta! But wait, here comes Je’Von Evans! The fans fire up as The Young OG DUMPS Rusev out, then RAMS into Ethan! And then springboards to FLYING LARIAT! The fans fire up as Evans taunts Rusev!

Rusev runs up, Penta SUPERKICKS! Evans goes up, up, O G CUTTER!! The fans fire up as Evans kicks Rusev out, and he stands tall with Penta. They shake hands on it, they’ll stand against Rusev & Ethan to clear them out of the way. Will Cero Miedo get BOUNCY~?

 

Los Americanos speak.

Rayo introduces himself, Bravo, and El Grande himself. El Grande steps forward to say, “In a few weeks, I will be competing in one of the biggest and most important matches in the history of lucha libre against Chaparro Americano, Mask VS Mask!” And he cannot lie, this match will be the most important match of his entire life! The biggest fight he’ll ever have. And y’know what? He’ll have to be ready to fight for his life. And to be honest, there is much more on the line. He must be ready to fight for his name, his colors, for Mexico, and for his home.

And what better way to prepare for that than to issue a respectful challenge to the biggest lucha libre legend ever, Rey Mysterio? It would be an honor to step into the ring against Rey here in Laredo, Texas! That is a GRANDE challenge, but is he biting off more than he can chew facing the King of Lucha?

 

Becky Lynch is here!

The Man has come around to Laredo, and she is the THREE-TIME Women’s Intercontinental Champion. But what will Becky have to say about her big time WrestleMania win? We’ll find out, after the break.

Raw returns as Becky stands in the ring, still wearing the ring gear from her WrestleMania victory. Becky takes a moment before she says, “The Man, and the NEW Women’s Intercontinental Champion, has come around to Laredo, Texas!” The fans are torn on that, but Becky says we just entered a whole new era of “The Manosphere,” because a lot of history was made at WrestleMania 42! Becky finally got rid of Loser AJ Lee, having ended her horrible title reign, and she put gold around the waist of someone who truly deserves it in herself. She became the first WWE Superstar to win four different titles at Mania.

She became the first-ever THREE TIME Women’s IC Champion! She’s now won more WrestleMania matches than any woman in history! And Undertaker, she’s coming for that streak next! And she proved once and for all why she is the Greatest Women’s Wrestler of All Time, and it’s not just her saying that, other people say it. Sports Illustrated says it, The Bleacher Report says it. All of that is wonderful, all of that is great, but what was most important is that she looked out at a sea of over 50 THOUSAND fans, and she saw her baby girl in the front row.

Becky was able to take her out, walk with her up the ramp, and she realized that she needed to show her daughter what a real champion is. It isn’t about the five-star hotels, the fancy restaurants and the private jets, even though they indulge in all of those. It is not about going to the biggest cities and performing in front of the best crowds. It is also about going to the rundown towns like Laredo and showing out for the commonfolk like everyone here. And Becky knows what they need and what they want. They want a fighting champion! They want her to defend the title! And not just against some nostalgia act or an underdog.

They want Becky VS the best of the best! They want new, exciting, shiny! So Becky stands here before us as The Man of the People, issuing an open challenge to whoever wants to come out here, look them in the eyes and say, “Welcome to the Big Time. Now let’s throw some hands!” Who is it gonna be?! Becky waits, and we get… IYO SKY! The fans cheer that! Iyo gets herself a mic while Becky is rather stunned, and she tells Becky, “I accept!” Becky laughs and asks what Iyo accepts. She wanted to fight the best of the best, the new, the shiny, the exciting. Iyo is none of those things! The fans boo but Becky says that’s for Iyo!

Iyo says no, that’s for Becky! The fans cheer Becky but Becky says okay, okay, she understands. Iyo is accepting on behalf of Rhea Ripley, the part of the team that actually has gold. Is Rhea coming back? Mami VS Becky, Becky Two Belts again. Becky wanted Shawn Michaels, not Marty Jannetty. And clearly, Iyo was holding Rhea back. Iyo SLAPS Becky down! The fans fire up as Iyo stomps Becky, Becky bails out, but Adam Pearce says whoa, hold on, where are you going? The champ wanted a fight, Iyo answered the call, and in case you forgot, we’re in Laredo! So it will be a title match, let’s get a ref, cuz we’re doing it now!

The fans cheer, but Becky CLOBBERS Iyo! The ref hurries in here and backs Becky off. Iyo is still getting her shot, is the Genius about to make The Man’s historic reign historically short, too?

WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship: Becky Lynch VS Iyo Sky!

Raw returns as the match is already going, and Iyo SHOTGUNS Becky down! the fans fire up with Iyo, and she CLUBS Becky on the back. Iyo whips, Becky reverses, but Iyo goes up, only for Becky to BOOT her outta the sky, and LARIATS her down! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer but Becky scowls as Iyo survives. Becky runs up in the corner, forearm SMASH, then clinch for the BECKSPLODER! Iyo bails out but Becky builds speed, and Becky WRECKS Iyo with a dropkick! The fans boo but Becky aims, FLYING FOREARM and down goes Iyo! Becky gets Iyo back into the ring, climbs up a corner, and drops the MAN’S LEG! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally as Iyo survives, but Becky talks herself down. Becky drags Iyo up, clinches again, BECKS- NO, Iyo slips free and ROCKS Becky! Becky fires back with forearms, UPPERCUT, and SOBAT, but Iyo blocks! GERMAN SUPLEX! Becky sputters but both women are down! The fans rally up, Iyo and Becky go to ropes, and Becky runs up! Iyo dodges, and URAKEN! SHOTEI! And then FLAPJACK! The fans fire up for Iyo as she brings Becky up to whip. Becky reverses, but Iyo goes up, out, and ROCKS Becky! Then HOTSHOTS her! The fans fire up as Iyo climbs, to then MISSILE DROPKICK! Direct hit, and Iyo kips up!

The fans fire up as Iyo does her crazy taunt! Iyo then aims at Becky in the corner, SHINKANSEN! Iyo pushes Becky to the cover, TWO! Becky survives but Iyo stays focused. Iyo goes up, up, but Becky YANKS her back down! And dragon sleeper for an EYE OF THE HURRICANE! Cover, TWO! Iyo is still in this and that frustrates Becky. Becky demands Iyo stand, then clinches, but Iyo victory rolls for STOMP 182! Becky bails out, Iyo builds speed, but Becky ROCKS Iyo first! Becky reels Iyo in, but Iyo PELES free! Iyo then runs up, SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB to the FLOOR! The fans are thunderous while both women are down, and Raw goes to break!

Raw returns again as Becky has Iyo up top! The fans rally as Iyo fights, but Becky SUPERPLEXES! Then roll through for a DDT! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Iyo survives! Both women are down, “This is Awesome!” Becky and Iyo stir but it is Becky that stands first. Becky brings Iyo up and clinches again, but Iyo turns the lift into a crucifix, then sunset flip! TWO, Becky ducks the roundhouse but not HEEL KICK! Iyo hurries to underhooks and TIGER BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Becky survives and Iyo is shocked! The fans rally as Iyo goes to the corner! Iyo goes up, but Becky trips her up again! Becky climbs, but Iyo ELBOWS her away!

Becky staggers but Iyo reels Becky in, TORNADO DDT! Iyo goes up, up, and OVER THE MOONSAULT, but into BOOTS! Becky hurries to clinch! MANHANDLE SLAM!! Cover, TWO?!? Becky is shocked as Iyo survives her best shot! Laredo is all fired up for Iyo but that infuriates Becky. Becky drags Iyo to the drop zone, goes up, but Iyo trips her up now! Becky SMACKS off post, tumbles to the apron then the floor, but Iyo goes right out! ASAI MOONSAULT! Down goes Becky at the ramp! Iyo hurries to get Becky up and in, then takes off a shoe that’s bothering her. Becky distracts the ref, ASUKA TRIPS IYO!! Becky clinches, MANHANDLE SLAM!! Cover, Becky wins!!

Winner: Becky Lynch, by pinfall (still WWE Women’s Intercontinental Champion)

The Man survives thanks to a big time assist from The Empress of Tomorrow! Asuka may be without her Pirate Princess, but she’s still pissed at Iyo for her supposed disrespect! BUZZSAW! ASUKA LOCK!! Iyo flails, even taps, but nothing can save her from Asuka’s wrath! Fans chant “We Want Kairi!” but Asuka stands on Iyo with a sinister smile. Will Asuka break Iyo and make her respect her senpai?

 

El Grande Americano Original talks with Rey Mysterio.

EGA OG says hola to Rey, and knows Rey is fraternizing with that faker, that supposed El Grande Americano Dos. First he endorses the guy, then he has a match against him. Original just wants to know that on May 30th for AAA, Mask VS Mask, does Original have to watch his back? Rey says no, he does not, Mr. OG Grande. Listen, the only thing Rey is looking for is for them all to respect lucha libre. Rey says in Spanish that for a luchador, their mask is everything. All OG Grande can says is si, bueno. But then Los Americanos step into the room! And they ask what Rey is doing with this guy! Rey says it is not what they think.

The Grandes start arguing, both in Spanish and English, but Rey shouts them all down. Tranquilos, cabrones! He is not choosing sides. Rayo & Bravo say he better. Is that a threat?! No, take it easy, jefe, they’re just saying. See you in the ring. Los Americanos head out, Rey is a little annoyed with them and OG Grande, but will the King of Lucha teach them all a thing or two about the culture?

 

Backstage interview with The Usos.

Byron Saxton is with Jimmy & Jey, and he gets to it: Can they give us some intel on which direction Roman Reigns is leaning towards? #BigJim says the OTC will make his decision when The OTC is ready to make his decision. Jey adds YEET, but LA Knight steps in. The Mega Star hopes he didn’t just hear them say that. OTC, sitting at the head of the table. Knight isn’t here to tear them down but to remind them of who they are. Main Event Jey Uso, a former world champion, and how’d he do that? On his own! Big Jim Uso, also all the potential in the world to be world champion, but how is he gonna do that? Not under Roman Reigns, that’s for sure!

Jey tells Knight to stay in his lane, but Jimmy calms him down. Jimmy told Knight that this is family business. Knight understands that, and he can respect that. But the problem is, the whole Bloodline thing, they had immense power, they run roughshod over everybody. But the problem was, that power corrupts, and when it does, it becomes Knight’s business, YEAH! Knight leaves it at this, but does he have a point? Is The Bloodline about to relapse into their old ways?

 

Joe Hendry is here!

Laredo waves their hands from side to side as The Prestigious One is in the ring. “Say his name because he has appeared in Laredo, Texas!” The fans cheer, and Hendry knows they know he had a big decision to make, so he wants to tell us all about it in the song. “I’ve won the titles everywhere I go. I’ve been on WrestleMania and many other shows. But the time has come for me to pick one brand. I’m sorry to the others, I hope they understand. Joe Hendry’s on Raw, Raw, Joe Hendry signed to Raw. Raw, Raw, Joe Hendry signs to Raw.

“Next time you turn on Netflix, you won’t just want to chill. I’ll have you believing in a better kind of thrill. Raw, Raw, Joe Hendry’s on Raw. respect to the Ruler, I acknowledge The OTC. But Adam Pearce, if you’re listening, can you make one change for me? That’s Logan Paul, Paul, can we fire Logan Paul? Paul, Paul, can we fire Logan Paul? Everyone! Paul, Paul, can we fire Logan Paul? All together! Paul, Paul, can we fire Logan-” Well, now The Maverick is here, and he says you can’t fire him! You can’t fire him, he’s unfireable! Boo you, Hendry, you can’t fire him! He’s Logan Paul! All of you are awful, just like that song!

Logan says, “You’re awful!” to the fans in the front row. He knows this is Hendry’s first not on Raw, and now it’s also his last! He’s made the worst mistake of his life! Theory then tells Hendry that he isn’t seeing things right. See this right here? That’s gold, that makes them the greatest tag team champions of the world! Of the UNIVERSE! What they’re telling Hendry is that they are winners! Hendry asks if these guys are winners. The fans say, “NO!” Hendry says Joe says no to that. He saw ESPN< he saw Mania, he just saw some primetime losers! Now The Vision is mad, and they throw stuff out of the ring!

Theory says lemme tell you something! This mat belongs to The Vision! The camera that everyone sees through belongs to The Vision. And The Vision goes through everybody! Hendry is in a lucky spot, because they’re gonna go through him! They push Hendry, but he TURNS! LARIAT for Theory! Hendry RAMS Logan into a corner! Theory goes after Hendry, the Vision mugs him 2v1, and the fans boo as they KNEE Hendry low! But wait! Here come the Street Profits! Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins went after The Vision last week, so here we go again! Dawkins DUMPS Logan out before he DECKS him!

Dawkins ROCKS Theory, whips him, REVELATION! The fans fire up and pump it up with Ford! He goes up top but Logan saves Theory! At least, for now. Ford points to Hendry, he HIGH JUMPS to take The Vision down! The fans fire up for Hendry & The Profits, and we all get to wave our hands from side to side! The Profits are believers, but will they also be the hunters when it comes to The Vision and those World Tag Team Championships?

 

Grayson Waller complains to Adam Pearce.

The Aussie Icon doesn’t like the Raw General Manager just giving people opportunities outta nowhere. That bouncy idiot, Je’Von, is one cutter away from retirement! Then Pearce has one guy singing songs, there’s some little vampire kid cursing people, where are the opportunities for Waller? He’s in the shape of his life, lad! Pearce says he’ll give Oba Femi a shot. Wow, okay, he beat Brock at the END of his career? #Obarated! Uh, no, Oba’s behind you. Waller regrets everything but Oba says if Waller wants a chance, then Pearce can give him one against Oba tonight. Waller says Pearce should’ve warned him!

Pearce says he did, but too late. Waller needs to go get his gear on, because that match is official. Is Waller about to have a Fall From Grace?

 

Joe Hendry & The Street Profits regroup backstage.

Ford & Dawkins are singing the very catchy, “Paul, Paul, can we fire Logan Paul?” Hendry thanks for the help, what a welcome to Raw. They shake hands on it, and Ford says get a different colored shirt now that he’s on the red brand, you know what he means? Hendry nods and heads out, and The Profits secret handshake. And then Rollins steps in, and he tells them that last week- Ford stops Rollins there, because there he goes thinking this is all about him. Last week wasn’t about him but about those tag titles. Rollins thinking he special. The Profits leave and Rollins does have to consider that.

But either way, will Rollins and The Profits find themselves working together against The Vision? Or is this all going to be for naught?

 

El Grande Americano w/ Los Americanos VS Rey Mysterio!

The battle of Los Grande Americanos is set for May 30th, and the King of Lucha has ended up in the middle of it all. Will Rey be much more than just a tune-up for El Grande Americano Dos? Or will this El Grande be more than ready to face the other Grande Americano next month?

Raw returns as Los Americanos make their entrance. The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. The two tie up, and Grande wrenches to wristlock. Rey rolls, uses the ropes to flip through, then Rey wrenches, only for Grande to wrangle him. Rey kips up to wrench but Grande rolls, spins, and he drop toeholds Rey to then go for the wristlock. The fans applaud the technical exchange as Grande then floats to a cover, ONE as Rey gets an arm up! Grande puts the arm down, TWO as Rey gets the other arm up! Another cover, TWO! A third cover, TWO as Rey bridges! Grande hops on, but Rey stays up! The fans cheer while Grande is stunned!

Grande jumps again but Rey uses that to get up and up and sunset flip! TWO, Grande runs up but Rey sweeps! Cover, ONE! Grande sweeps and covers, ONE! The fans cheer as the two stand off. Rey and Grande applaud each other, then Rey offers a handshake. Grande accepts, but Rey kicks low! Rey whips, Grande reverses to kick low! Grande hammerlocks Rey, brings him around, but Rey fires elbows. Rey cravats to jump and flying-mare! Grande RUNS Rey over! Things keep moving, Rey bypasses Grande to tilt-o-whirl and RANA! Grande’s on the ropes, Rey dials it up, but Grande GAMANGIRIS first! Cover, TWO! The fans rally while Raw goes to break.

Raw returns again as Rey whips Grande to ropes and BACKDROPS him! Grande goes to a corner while the fans cheer, and Rey whips corner to corner. Grande reverses, blocks a kick, and SMACKS Rey! Rey staggers to another corner but Grande whips corner to corner. Grande runs up but Rey BOOTS him! Rey ELBOWS Grande, then goes up, but Grande CLUBS him on the back! Grande gets under Rey but Rey slips free. Grande SMACKS Rey again, whips, but Rey reverses. Grande goes up and over, but Rey goes up to QUEBRADA, but Grande stays up! Only for Rey to TORNADO DDT! The fans fire up while Rey covers, TWO!

Rey is surprised but many are surprised he pulled that counter off in the first place. Rey waits on Grande to get up, then DROPKICKS him onto the ropes! The fans cheer as Rey dials it up, but Rayo distracts so Bravo can trip Rey! The fans boo but Bravo plays dumb. Rayo hurries to sneak Grande his metal plate! Rey DECKS Bravo, then runs to 619 Rayo down! The fans cheer, Rey slingshots, but Grande dodges the splash! Grande grabs the metal plate, but then ORIGINAL GRANDE is here! They tug-o-war over the plate, Rey BLASTS the Grandes into each other! Rey runs again, RANA! Grande Dos is on the ropes, so Rey redials, 619!!

Rey aims again, slingshot and DROP THE DIME! Cover, Rey wins!

Winner: Rey Mysterio, by pinfall

El Grande Americano Dos tried to lie, cheat and steal, but Rey spots the metal plate! And he even tells Original that no one is getting it! They’re gonna have to fight fair ‘n’ square in May! Well for now, Grande Original CLOBBERS Grande Dos! The fans fire up as these two brawl while they grapple! Producers and refs rush out here but fans want to “Let Them Fight! Let Them Fight!” The Grandes are separated, but the animosity between them is only growing! Who proves they are El Grande Americano Superior on May 30th?

 

Asuka speaks.

“Iyo, did you think you were done with me? I say when we’re done! Because I am still your senpai. All I’ve done is try to help you and all you’ve done is disappoint me. For so long, I blamed myself for your mistakes. I thought I did something wrong for you to turn your back on me. But I finally realize YOU are the problem! You are ungrateful, selfish, and my biggest failure. But I didn’t fail you, you failed me. You failed your family! And now, we’re both alone, because I didn’t want another Iyo. I’ve spared you until now because I thought we could be a family again. But now that you killed that family…NOTHING will stop me from destroying you!

“So, at Backlash, I fix my failure. I teach you one final lesson. And that lesson is… You are not and will never be ready for Asuka!” The grudge match is finally set, but will the Empress of Tomorrow make sure Iyo has no future? Or will the Genius prove that she’s left her senpai behind long ago?

 

Grayson Waller VS Oba Femi!

The Aussie Icon likes him a good “shoey,” but he stuck his foot in his mouth this time. Grayson wanted an opportunity, but will he even survive against The Ruler that conquered The Beast?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans already chant “O~BA!” as he blocks Waller’s kick. Oba LARIATS Waller, TOSSES him to a corner, then fires body shots from all sides. Oba UPPERCUTS Waller, whips him corner to corner, then UPPERCUTS again! Oba runs corner to corner for another UPPERCUT! Oba keeps going, but Waller bails out! The fans boo, but Oba has Waller at the apron. Waller HOTSHOTS Oba, then somersaults, but into the SHOTPUT BOMB! Oba UPPERCUTS Waller back down and the fans fire up! Pop-up, and FALL FROM GRACE!! Cover, Oba wins!

Winner: Oba Femi, by pinfall

Waller wanted on the card tonight, but maybe he regrets it. At the very least, Waller learned Femi isn’t #Obarated! Oba has the mic to ask Laredo if they’re feeling good tonight. The fans cheer because indeed they are! Oba says they’re feeling good, he’s feeling good, Waller isn’t, but we don’t care about how Waller feels. Waller did say something that was right, though. There is no opportunity around here, because all the big champions are locked in with contenders, the US Champion doesn’t do open challenges, so Oba is going to take it upon himself to create a solution to the problem. Ladies and gentlemen, as of today, the Oba Femi Open Challenge will commence!

The fans cheer, and Oba says to any man back there who wants to prove himself, step up! If you want to see how you fair at the top of the mountain, step up! But Oba will not take too kindly to their decision. Because he will be merciless, unforgiving, and relentless! He will punish them! They are not stepping to just any man, but to OBA FEMI! The fans cheer as Oba makes himself equal to a title! Will anyone be able to overthrow The Ruler?

 

Judgment Day is in the clubhouse.

Liv, Raquel & Roxie are still feeling great after what they did to Vaquer, because THEY run Raw! Vaquer found out the hard way, and so will BayLyra. Liv asks Raquel for time alone with Roxie. Is this about the thing? Yes, it is. Raquel says sure, she’ll go finish warming up. Raquel heads out, and Liv says hey to Roxie. Liv wanted to finish the conversation they tried having before WrestleMania. Remember? Before Vaquer smacked their heads together? Right, yeah. Well, really, Liv just wants to apologize to Roxie.

Liv is sorry for how things went down with Finn while she was gone. She knows Roxie and Finn were close, and that must’ve been hard watching from home. Liv knows how that felt, because she sat at home watching Finn bring Roxie into the group. And Liv wants Roxie to know that they are family, but Finn put himself before the family. That is not something Liv would do to Roxie, she wants to support her like Roxie supported Liv. So Liv will be in their corner and cheer them on as Roxie & Raquel get one step closer to the tag titles. Liv takes Roxie’s hand and asks, “Do you trust me, my little Roxie?”

Roxie nods yes, but then says she needs a second. Liv says okay, see you out there. Liv heads out, saying this is exciting. But Roxie doesn’t seem so sure. Wait, FINN is in the clubhouse?! Roxie tells him he’s not supposed to be here, but Finn says Roxie CANNOT trust Liv! In fact, she can’t trust anyone in the Judgment Day! Roxie asks if she can’t trust them, or can’t trust Finn. Roxie is with Judgment Day, she has a match coming up, so he has to go. Finn says good luck with the match, and hopes she knows what she’s doing. Finn leaves, but is The Prince right about them all?

 

Bayley & Lyra Valkyria VS Raquel Rodriguez & Roxanne Perez w/ Liv Morgan!

The Role Model & Morrigan fell short of the tag titles at WrestleMania, but Judgment Day wasn’t even in the match! Who proves themselves worthy of the next opportunity with a win tonight?

Raw returns as Judgment Day makes their entrance. The teams sort out and Bayley starts against Raquel. The fans rally as the two circle, tie up, and Bayley wrenches to wristlock. Raquel swings, Bayley ducks, and she puts on the pressure. Raquel powers Bayley to a corner, ROCKS her, then whips her corner to corner. Raquel runs up but Bayley BOOTS her! Bayley headlocks but Raquel blocks the takeover! Raquel lifts Bayley but Bayley fights that with fists. Bayley jumps to tornado takeover! They roll, Raquel fights up, and Raquel hits a BIG back suplex! Raquel looms over Bayley but hears the fans chanting, “We Want Roxie!”

Raquel points to the corner, the fans cheer, so Raquel tags Roxie! The fans cheer even more now as the Judgment Day mugs Bayley! Roxie stomps away, the fans cheer her on, but the ref counts. Roxie backs off, but Bayley lifts Roxie! Roxie kicks and flails but Bayley RAMS Roxie into the corner. Tag to Lyra, she and Bayley mug Roxie, and the fans boo. Lyra headlocks Roxie but Roxie pulls hair. Roxie headlocks and the fans cheer her on. Lyra powers out, but Roxie cartwheels over the dropdown! Roxie takes a bow, then SLAPS Lyra! Lyra CLOBBERS Roxie and rains down fists! Laredo boos but Lyra whips Roxie to ropes.

Roxie tilt-o-whirls through to RANA, but Lyra handsprings through that! Lyra SLAPS Roxie in return! Liv tells Bayley to shut up but Lyra whips Roxie to the corner. Roxie dodges, but Lyra grabs her by the wrist! Tag to Bayley, scoop and BACKBREAKER, but Roxie knees free! Roxie SMACKS Bayley, but Lyra WHEEL KICKS! Bayley goes back up, MACHO ELBOW! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Roxie survives, and she bails out to regroup with the others. Judgment Day avoids Lyra’s dropkick, and Raquel CLOBBERS her! But Bayley fires off on Roxie! Bayley puts Roxie in the ring, but Raquel trips Bayley up!

Bayley POSTS Lyra, all while Roxie distracts the ref! Judgment Day is in control as Raw goes to break.

Raw returns again as both Bayley and Raquel are down! The fans rally as both women crawl, Liv coaches Raquel, hot tags to Roxie and Lyra! The fans fire up, but then Lyra CROSSBODIES Roxie and GAMANGIRIS Raquel! Lyra LARIATS Roxie, dodges Raquel, and goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! Lyra kips up, then clinches Roxie, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Roll through for the fisherman BUSTER! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Roxie survives! Liv coaches her team on but Lyra drags Roxie up. Lyra brings Roxie over, tags Bayley, and Bayley fireman’s carries while Lyra climbs. Roxie slips free, SHOVES Bayley into Lyra, then tags Raquel!

Roxie runs, tilt-o-whirls, and clinches, Raquel adds as BOOT to the LEG SWEEP! Cover, but Lyra SPLASHES onto it! The fans rally again and Raquel crawls, hot tag back to Roxie! The fans fire up again as Roxie BLASTS Lyra, SOBATS Bayley, then hops up and hops on! But Bayley SMACKS Roxie off buckles! Then a BAYLEY2BELLY! Cover, Raquel breaks it! The fans cheer, Lyra runs up and CROSSBODIES Raquel and herself out of the ring! Liv shouts at Bayley, but she gets caught! The fans cheer, but then Liv HOTSHOTS Bayley! Roxie SHINING WIZARDS! Then the POP-ROX!! Cover, Judgment Day wins!

Winners: Judgment Day, by pinfall

Laredo cheers their hometown hero, but it was certainly a team effort as always for Judgment Day! Will nothing stop them from having all the gold again?

 

Roman Reigns heads to the ring!

Laredo, Texas puts up their ones to the sky as The OTC makes his entrance. The WWE World Heavyweight Champion stands on stage, raises the title to the sky, and the pyro goes off. But what has he decided when it comes to him and Jacob Fatu? We’ll find out, after the break.

Raw returns as Roman is in the ring, and he raises the belt again for the second round of pyro. Roman grabs a mic while the fans chant “O T C! O T C!” The fans then shift to singing, “Roman, Roman Reigns~!” then go back to “O T C! O T C!” Roman enjoys that for a moment before he says, “Y’see, it’s been awhile since I’ve been here in Texas. But if you can’t tell from home, they love their Tribal Chief here, baby!” The fans cheer that! Roman continues by saying, “They made this title in spite of me. They made this title to try and take away from my shine. But it never worked. Y’see, there’s an old saying and it’s very true.

“The title don’t make the man, the man makes the title!” The fans cheer that, too! Roman says that’s what he’s done with this strap! He’s put it in the main event! He’s put it on night two of WrestleMania! He’s made this title relevant! See, now you can finally be proud of this title. Now you can respect this title! Now, you can actually choose to acknowledge this title. “As a matter of fact, let’s demonstrate. Laredo, Texas…!” The fans erupt with “O T C! O T C!” Roman says it again, “Laredo, Texas… ACKNOWLEDGE ME!” The fans cheer again! But then Jacob Fatu makes his entrance! The fans cheer again as The Samoan Werewolf arrives!

Jacob goes right to the ring while the fans chant “FATU! FATU!” Jacob and Roman stare down, and Roman says, “Fatu, right on cue. Perfect timing, I was just getting to you. I gave you a week, gave you time to think. I’m hoping you made the right choice, Jacob. I’m hoping you made the choice to unite our family, and not divide it.” Jacob has a mic to say Roman gave him a week but he didn’t need a week. He didn’t need a day. Hell, he didn’t even need an hour! He knew exactly what he wanted when he came out here last Monday. Jacob didn’t stutter, didn’t hesitate, when he said he doesn’t want the title, but that he needs the title.

What? Is Roman stuck in his WWE main event bubble? Is he stuck in Tribal Chief Land? Roman ain’t grind like Jacob! Jacob is uncut and raw! 12 YEARS of hard work, 12 YEARS of grinding, 12 YEARS of suffering, not knowing when the next meal was gonna be! While y’all was running things up here as The Bloodline, Fatu was foaming at the mouth, grinding, on the frontlines, trying to figure out if he was gonna be here or not! The fans cheer that, and Fatu says it ain’t how you start but how you finish. And that has Fatu standing here in front of Roman. So before WWE, Roman didn’t call, Jimmy didn’t call, Jey didn’t call.

You know who did call? Solo Sikoa! The fans boo that name but Jacob says Solo gave him a chance! Roman says, “Solo?! Either you’re completely confused or you’re dumber than I think. Solo couldn’t get a cup of coffee delivered to the building if he wanted to. Take a look around. Who you think runs this place?” The fans chant, “O T C! O T C!” Laredo ain’t lying, OTC runs WWE. And yeah, he’s been distracted, things get hectic around here, but Roman never forgot about Jacob. Roman signed off on Jacob. But Jacob’s sounding confused, sounding like a fool. Jacob doesn’t deserve it, he hasn’t earned it.

Roman allowing Jacob to compete against him is nepotism! And Roman can’t allow- JACOB GRABS ROMAN BY THE FACE! The fans freak out as the TONGAN DEATH GRIP grinds Roman down, but then Roman SMACKS him with the mic! Fatu just shakes it off?! TONGAN DEATH GRIP!! Roman sputters as Fatu HEADBUTTS away! Fatu chokes Roman right out, and he tells Roman, “I am going to take everything, EVERYTHING, from you!!” Fatu finally lets Roman go, and he picks up the belt. Fans are torn, but the decision should be clear now. Roman coughs and sputters but he grabs the mic to shout at Jacob!

“You want me at Backlash?! I’ll see you at Backlash!!” The fans cheer, and the match is made! The Samoan Werewolf has made The Tribal Chief into his prey, but will he have what he’s really after in the world title? Or will The OTC punish Fatu for this insolence?


My Thoughts:

A very good Raw that was a bit toned down on the action after that hot Raw After Mania. Great bookending with the OG Bloodline, though I’m not sure about the set-up of Roman & Usos sitting at the table that was more like a press conference table than a meeting. But Jimmy and Jey each having a different side of the argument was good, this builds a bit on what we saw before Mania when Jey was telling Roman to “get him” in reference to CM Punk. And great ending with Roman and Jacob, where Jacob is already done with talking, and he brings out a submission type move to make himself even more menacing. It’d be rather shocking of Fatu actually wins at Backlash, but I feel like Fatu losing and joining Roman is too much of a rehash of everything we’ve already seen in the Bloodline Saga.

Very good match from Penta VS Rusev, and very good win for Penta, but Ethan Page and Je’Von Evans getting involved made sense. That’ll be a great tag match, and I bet we’ll sort out who is challenging Penta for Backlash through that match. Very good promo from Rollins and Bron to set up their match, I appreciate Bron’s perspective because that is how it looked and felt and was definitely not how it should’ve been even in kayfabe. I feel like Bron wins out to then send him to the world title after Backlash. Another great song promo from Hendry, and honestly a great over-the-top angry reaction from Logan Paul for it. Profits helping Hendry out was logical and very good stuff, and Profits putting Rollins in his place was also good. But yeah, there’s gotta be a Six Man Tag there, too.

Waller getting upset only to get humbled by Oba is classic wrestling trope, and Oba making his own open challenge is also great. That’s in the same lineage as like Andre the Giant daring people to body slam him when he knows they couldn’t, or even Chris Masters and the Master Lock Challenge. This will give us some really fun matches while also building Oba up towards a title opportunity of his own. Becky wanting her own Open Challenge series is good, and Iyo challenging her tonight was probably their best way to improvise from releasing Kairi Sane and ruining their own story of Kairi, Iyo & Asuka. The fans are already starting #WeWantKairi, not sure WWE will listen this time, but Asuka VS Iyo is happening for Backlash and that’s all we can really expect.

Very good stuff with Los Americanos, this ended up a great plug for the AAA story of Mask VS Mask. Rey Mysterio being part of the story was good, too, and Rey keeps himself afloat with this win. Gable Americano of course got involved in the match, he and Kaiser Americano are even in math right now, but I would think Gable loses to finally be exposed. And great stuff with Judgment Day, from the attack on Vaquer to the tag match as the main event match. But I’m a little confused as to the Finn & Roxie part. Finn and Roxie should’ve discussed how their ultimate plan was still working. It should’ve been revealed that Finn really did bring Roxie into the group to mess with Liv x Dom. They can still have Roxie turn on Judgment Day in the most pivotal moment, but now it’ll be a bit confusing as to why.

My Score: 8.8/10

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