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Cody VS Drew, One More Time!

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Who is truly Undisputed?

Drew McIntyre crossed the line at Elimination Chamber, and now he MUST defend his Undisputed WWE Championship against Cody Rhodes! Will this finally settle the score between them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • WWE United States Championship Open Challenge: Carmelo Hayes VS Dr. Wagner III; Melo wins and retains the title.
  • WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships #1 Contenders Match: Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss VS Kiana James & Giulia; Charlotte & Alexa win and will challenge for the titles.
  • WWE Tag Team Championship #1 Contenders Tag Turmoil: Damian Priest & R-Truth win and will challenge for the titles.
  • Johnny Gargano w/ Candice LeRae VS Oba Femi; Oba wins.
  • Undisputed WWE Championship: Drew McIntyre VS Cody Rhodes; Cody wins and becomes the new Undisputed WWE Champion.

PLAY BY PLAY

Randy Orton is here!

Portland, Oregon cheers as The Viper makes his way to the ring, and they sing along with Voices as he fist bumps and high-fives the front row. Orton then steps into the ring, hits his pose on the corner, then grabs the mic. Orton takes a moment to hear the fans cheer him on, and he tells Portland, “Welcome to Friday Night SmackDown!” The fans cheer and even chant “R K O! R K O!” Orton says he got here earlier today, he swears he was on time. Let’s say it was this morning. And that sign was already up. The fans cheer as Orton points to the WrestleMania sign. Orton says he glanced at it throughout the day.

And it got him to thinking. Orton’s a numbers guy, he knows how many WrestleManias he’s been in, but he was thinking about each individual WrestleMania he was in. There’s been TWENTY of them! And then Orton realized… He’s only main-evented two. The fans boo that low number, but Orton says it goes to show that it doesn’t matter who you are or what you’ve done, how many world titles or any titles you’ve won, or many records you’ve set, there’s no guarantee you’re going to Mania, let alone main eventing it. Orton says, “But here we are.” And he can officially say that Randy Orton IS going back to the main event of WrestleMania!

The fans cheer again, “R K O!” “You Deserve It!” Orton says okay, he’s never been the guy to stand in this ring and say he’s the best. He’s just not wired that way. But he does let his peers do the talking, and a lot of them, it really blows his mind, they put him in that category. Men Orton admired growing up, like Ric Flair, The Undertaker, Harley Race, they put Orton in that category! Hell, JBL used to sit at that desk, week in and week out, watching Orton do his thing, and JBL would say that Randy Orton is what you get if you were to build a pro-wrestler from the ground up. The way that makes Orton feel is something else,

So when Orton looks in the locker room now and sees the men he shares that locker room with, the amazing, talented men he shares a locker rom with, it makes Orton proud as hell to know he is still doing this after all this time, and people still consider him at the top of his game, in the spot that he is in! The fans cheer that! Orton says don’t get it twisted, this opportunity wasn’t handed to him, no one gave it to him, he earned this sumbish! Now, when it comes to the main event of WrestleMania 42, he doesn’t know who his opponent’s gonna be, but we’ll know in a few hours. Needless to say, Orton feels very different about the two possibilities.

“Whether it’s Drew McIntyre…” The fans boo that name… Or whether it’s Cody Rhodes.” The fans are torn on that name. Orton says it doesn’t matter, he isn’t leaving Vegas empty handed. He goes in with a chip on his shoulder, and he leaves with the Undisputed Championship around his waist! The fans cheer that! Orton says that he plans on accomplishing that one way: By using the three most dangerous letters in all of sports entertainment. The R K- Wait! The lights go out? Because TRICK WILLIAMS is here! Portland chants “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” as Trick stands on stage. Trick shakes off his fur coat to show off the denim.

Trick has them cut his music, and he says reporting to us live, the sexiest and most entertaining superstar alive, Trick Williams has finally arrived! “And the truth is, Randy, I’ve got voices in my head, too. And they telling me I got a bone to pick with you. Because we all know Trick Williams should be in the main event of WrestleMania getting that title shot!” The fans boo that, but Trick says he has another problem that might be bigger than that. Orton came out on Saturday, came to Trick’s Chamber, and standing on his tippy toes, he told Trick he wasn’t 6’5″! The fans boo but Trick is here now, in Orton’s ring! Orton says yeah, let’s go ahead and measure!

Trick says he and Orton are eye to eye, and it ain’t cuz of these lemon pepper step- RKO!! The fans cheer as The Viper shuts Trick up! Trick still needs to learn not to get too close, because Orton can strike outta nowhere! But to Orton’s point, will it be American Nightmare or Scottish Terminator that meets him in Sin City?

 

Carmelo Hayes talks with Nick Aldis.

The United States Champion shakes hands with the SmackDown General Manager, and asks “Slick Nick” about tonight’s Open Challenge. Aldis says Melo’s been doing a tremendous job as US Champion, fighting with integrity and honor, and that’s a great thing for SmackDown. Melo says he was worried about this, because they’ve always been a little tense… Aldis says yeah, but that’s all in the past. For tonight, the requests are coming in from all over WWE and even all over the world. But one in particular will be a tremendous match-up. Melo asks who it is, but then says never mind, he’ll just see them out there,

Aldis says alright, and Melo heads out. Aldis says now that is a champion. Then just who is it that thinks they can dethrone H1M?

WWE United States Championship Open Challenge: Carmelo Hayes VS ???

SmackDown returns and Melo waits on the corner. Who is here to challenge him? AAA’s Dr. Wagner III! Will the AAA Latin American Champion soon add another title to his collection?

The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. Wagner then DROPKICKS Melo right into a corner! Wagner gets moving and CANNONBALSL! The fans fire up while Melo goes to the apron. Wagner runs up but Melo blocks a shot to ROCK Wagner! Melo slingshots but into an ENZIGIRI! Melo falls, Wagner goes to the apron, and Wagner CANNONBALLS Melo down! Wagner puts Melo in, pushes him to a cover, ONE!! Melo toughs it out but Wagner scoops him for a SLAM! Wagner goes up a corner, Melo stands, and Wagner MISSILE DROPKICKS! Cover, TWO! Melo survives but Wagner drags him up to scoop again.

Melo fires elbows then whips, then blows past Wagner to roll off Wagner’s back and DROPKICK in return! The fans cheer as Melo then baits Wagner in, dodges him, and runs. Wagner dodges but Melo kicks low. Melo tries to suplex but Wagner’s much taller and sturdier. Wagner suplexes but Melo cradle counters! TWO, but Melo gets moving! Only for Wagner to FLAPJACK him! Wagner whips, Melo grabs ropes, then Melo dodges Wagner to put him through ropes! Melo KICKS away at the legs, then puts Wagner in place for the FADE AWAY JUMPER! The fans fire up as Melo flexes, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Melo watches Wagner go outside, so he goes up, up, and SUPER CROSSBODIES! Down goes Wagner and the fans fire up with Melo! Melo drags Wagner up, puts him in the ring, then hurries to cover, TWO! Melo gets moving, but he runs into another FLAPJACK! And then a BOOT! Wagner huffs ‘n’ puffs but he still covers, TWO! Wagner drags Melo around, stands him up, and CHOPS him to the corner. Wagner fires body shots and a CHOP, then snapmares for a CHOP to the back! Then a SENTON! Cover, TWO! Melo survives but Wagner keeps close. Wagner stands Melo up, whips him to ropes, btu Melo reverses. Melo kicks a leg out, then hits the NO LOOK DDT! Cover, TWO!

Melo is a bit stunned but Wagner isn’t a champion himself for no reason. Melo brings Wagner up, CHOPS him down, then brings him up again. Melo CHOPS Wagner again, and Wagner drops to a knee. Melo stands Wagner up, btu Wagner CHOPS Melo down! Wagner stomps Melo, puts him in the corner, then RAMS him! Wagner whips corner to corner, runs in, and CHOPS! Wagner puts Melo up top, climbs up, but Melo fights back! Melo fires HEADBUTT after HEADBUTT, but Wagner hops down. Wagner ROCKS Melo, then goes right up top! SmackDown returns to single picture for the SUPER DUPER PLEX!!

The fans fire up while both men are down! Wagner crawls to the cover, TWO! Melo survives, but now he and Wagner throw hands! The fans rally, Wagner CHOPS but Melo CHOPS back! Wagner HEADBUTTS, then he ducks a lariat, but Melo ENZIGIRIS! But Wagner LARIATS on return! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Wagner crawls his way over to cover, TWO! Melo survives but Wagner stands him up. Wagner whips, Melo reverses, then Melo ducks ‘n’ FLYING LARIATS! The fans fire up while both men are down again! Then Melo kips up! The fans cheer and Melo fires off CHOP after CHOP! Wagner shoves Melo, Melo rebounds, but Wagner picks him up!

Melo slips free and tilt-o-whirls for LA MYSTICA! Cover, TWO! #DirtyDiana didn’t do it, but the fans rally behind H1M again. Melo aims, runs up, and FIRST- NO! Wagner turns the code breaker into a POWER- RANA from Melo! But Wanger rolls through to high stack, TWO! POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO! Melo survives again but Wagner takes aim now. The fans rally up as the elbow pad comes off. Wagner then runs, DISCUS- SUPERKICK from Melo! But the ROLLING ELBOW hits after all! Wagner scoops Melo, but Melo slips free and CLUBS Wagner! Wagner goes to a corner, he BOOTS Melo away, then he goes up! FLYING- FIRST 48!!

The fans fire up as Melo turns things around on Wagner! Cover, TWO!! Wagner survives and Melo is stunned! Melo hurries up the corner to go to the tried and true NOTHING BUT- NO! Melo misses! STEP-UP KNEE from Wagner! Then Wagner Electric Chair Lifts Melo! Spin and POWERBOMB!! Cover, TWO?!?! Melo barely survives but the fans are thunderous! Wagner goes up the corner, steadies himself, and MOONSAULT FLOP! Melo goes up now, and he tries again! NOTHING BUT NET!! Cover, MELO WINS!

Winner: Carmelo Hayes, by pinfall (still WWE United States Champion)

It took a big three pointer to do it, but Melo scores the win! He shows respect to Wagner by helping him stand and handing him his belt. Melo raises Wagner’s hand, will we see Wagner back in WWE some day? And who will be next to challenge H1M for the gold?

 

Backstage interview with Ilja Dragunov.

Cathy Kelley is with the Mad Russian Dragon as he applauds that match. Cathy says another successful defense for Melo, who even gave the chance to Ilja last week. Ilja rejected that, but why? Ilja says he will answer that with his own question: How can you keep losing and still feel you deserve a shot? Others can do that, but Ilja never wanted to be like those other people. Well, that is a unique mindset, how did he develop that? From the greatest warrior he’s ever known: his mother. She was a kind-hearted woman, ridiculed every day by other people, but she was fighting just to survive. She worked, sacrifice, and carried the weight of the world on her shoulders.

So when people call Ilja a warrior, that means something to him. That means carrying the burden of being his mother’s son. He is simply carrying the weight, same as she would. Until he can be that warrior again, he will wait. The Miz says, “Wait? Wait? Back in my day, we were always taught to seize every opportunity. Always say yes! Yet, Carmelo Hayes offers you a United States Title match and you say NO? Why? Because mommy wants her little boy to be a warrior?” Ilja asks what Miz just said, but then Kit Wilson “apologizes” for interrupting. But what Miz is saying is Ilja’s masculinity has him so obsessed with violence that he’s become one thing: TOXIC.

Ilja wants to get this right: Miz thinks he should take the opportunity; and Kit thinks he should confront his violent tendencies. Then the only answer here is stepping into the ring. Fighting is always the answer. Ilja heads out, Miz says as locker room leader, this is Kit’s opportunity. Kit says no, Ilja was talking about Miz. Miz says Kit’s got this, and then he leaves. Did two men stick their feet in their mouths, only for one of them to get stuck in this situation?

 

Damian Priest talks with Nick Aldis.

The Archer of Infamy knows that with WrestleMania, everyone wants on the card, things are tough, but he heard he has a match tonight. Who is it against? Oh, he didn’t tell Priest? Who- “WHAT’S UP?!” R-Truth steps in! Truth asks if Aldis told Priest. Dawg, you in big trouble. What? You in turmoil. Well, so is Truth. Truth, English please. Aldis says they’re a team for Tag Team Turmoil! Didn’t Priest know about this? Is this okay? Truth says they could be a great team. Priest says yeah, sure, let’s do it. The new team heads out, and Aldis turns around to see Drew McIntyre. Drew says he had a chance to calm down since last week, so let’s be reasonable.

Drew says he is the face of this brand, and they made an agreement. If he won this title off Cody, Cody was not going to get a rematch without winning the Royal Rumble or Elimination Chamber. Cody won neither, so make things right and cancel tonight’s match. Make things right? Be reasonable? Aldis says what’s unreasonable is Drew looking Aldis in the eyes and telling him time and time again that he’d leave things alone and let them play out, but couldn’t do it! Drew went back on his word, so Aldis doesn’t have to keep his. Now, it is time to put up or shut up! Defend the title against Cody tonight, unless… he wants to forfeit?

Drew says it always feels like Drew VS The World. He’s beaten Cody before, he’ll beat Cody tonight. The only way Cody gets this title is if he pries it from Drew’s cold, dead hands! Aldis says then hold on tight. The match is still on, but will Drew regret screwing Cody over time and time again?

 

Nia Jax & Lash Legend are here!

The NEW WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions are in Portland, and they’re ready to celebrate! The ring is already decorated with balloons and the red carpet, champagne on ice! The Irresistible Forces strut down the ramp and right to the ring, belts in hand. The fans boo as they get mics, and Nia starts by saying, “Soak it all in, Portland~! Get a real good look at two six-foot thoroughbred stallions!” Lash says that’s right! Nia says now with these titles, they have the entire tag division on lock! Two of the most dominant women in the WWE! But they’re generous champions. They’re not just gonna settle. So any and all challengers are welcome!

“But to be fair, it won’t make a difference!” Lash says Nia is absolutely right. If anyone is brave enough to step to them, and try to take these tag team titles, just know if you run up, you gonna get done up. And all of those in the back, this is your first, last and only warning: The Irresistible Forces ain’t going nowhere. Thank you! So with that said, since it is also Women’s History Month, it is only fitting for them to toast! Cheers to the most grand, most dominant WWE tag team champions! They each take a glass, they clink, and they even get pyro! Only for Charlotte Flair to make her entrance!

Portland cheers The Queen, and she’s also got Lil’ Miss Bliss with her! The fans “WOO~” as #Charlexa have the mics. Alexa says, “Wow, Nia… Really happy for ya. Looks like you finally a coattail to ride all the way to the top. Looks like it’s really working out for ya. But we remember what actually happened. The only reason we lost those titles to The Kabuki Warriors is because you two cheaters interfered in our matches.” Nia & Lash act like they don’t know what she’s talking about, but Charlotte says if the champs want challengers… You’re looking at the next ones in, ladies. The two step into the ring, and they step up to Nia & Lash.

But wait! Giulia & Kiana James are here! Kiana has the mic to says, “Ladies, ladies, wait a minute. Do you all have some sort of memory issue? Because two weeks ago, I was in a Triple Threat match against Nia and Charlotte. And remind me who won that match again?” Charlotte says she doesn’t remember. Kiana says it was her! You all know it! And who pinned Alexa in Elimination Chamber? Oh, also Kiana. Giulia & Kiana plan on going to WrestleMania one way or another. Giulia says in Japanese that yes, yes, she can beat them, and them, and especially Alexa! That is to say, Giulia & Kiana walk into Vegas with the tag team championships!

Kiana tells Charlexa to do them all a favor and just step aside. Charlexa steps up instead, but Aldis has everyone hold on and take a breath. This is SmackDown! We don’t prove whose worthy of a title shot with a debate, we do it with action. Portland deserves some action, so we get Charlexa VS Kiana & Giulia, right now! The celebration for Nia & Lash is being cut short, but they at least get to enjoy their peers fighting it out. Will The Queen & Lil’ Miss Bliss head back for the gold? Or will they all succumb to Miss Management & Beautiful Madness?

Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss VS Kiana James & Giulia!

SmackDown returns and the match is already going as Giulia ROCKS Alexa. Giulia runs but Alexa arm-drags her down! Alexa has the armlock, she brings Giulia over, and tags in Charlotte. Alexa wrenches and YANKS Giulia, then Charlottoe gets her the boost to DROPKICK! Giulia rebounds but Charlotte RAMS her! Kiana tags in, but Charlotte RUNS her over! The fans fire up while Charlotte waistlocks. Kiana fights the hold, ELBOWS free, then whips Charltote. Charltote goes up and over, she BOOTS Kiana, then she BOOTS Giulia! The fans fire up as Charlotte then CANNONBALLS onto Giulia & Kiana!

Charlotte fires up with Portland and she brings Kiana back up. But Kiana POSTS Charlotte! Kiana then puts Charlotte in, pushes her to a cover, TWO! Kiana stomps away on Charlotte, then DECKS Charlotte with a right hand! ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Charlotte survives but Kiana drags her up. Kiana bumps Charlotte off buckles, tags Giulia, and Giulia snapmares Charlotte for a basement DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Tag back to Kiana and she ROCKS Charlotte! And ROCKS her again! Then RAMS her into a corner! The fans rally but Kiana RAMS charlotte, then handsprings back for another RAM!

Kiana snapmares Charlotte, dribbles her off the mat, then STANDING MOONSAULTS, but onto knees! Charlotte hurries to BOOT Kiana! Kiana rebounds to BOOT Charlotte! Both women wobble, and they both fall down! The fans cheer while they reach out for their corners, hot tags to Giulia and Alexa! The fans fire up as Alexa RUNS Giulia over again and again! Then SHOTGUNS her down! Giulia swings but into a wrench, SLAP, ROCK, KNEE and DROPKICK! The fans fire up with Alexa as she gets moving, SOMERSAULT SENTON! Cover, TWO! Alexa drags Giulia up but Giulia ROCKS Alexa again and again!

Giulia whips, Alexa reverses, but Giulia sunset flips! Alexa rolls through to basement DROPKKICK! Giulia flounders but Alexa runs up to DROPKICK her outta the ring! Alexa goes to the apron, CROSSBODIES, but Kiana is there to catch her! And SNAKE EYES off the apron! Kiana rolls in, Giulia YAKUZA KICKS! Giulia CHOKES Alexa while SmackDown goes picture in picture!

The ref reprimands but Giulia puts Alexa back in. Giulia pushes Alexa to a cover, TWO! Tag to Kiana and she drags Alexa around. Kiana steps over to HIP DRO! Kiana taunts Charlotte before she ROCKS Alexa! And ROCKS her again! Alexa wobbles, but Kiana DECKS her! Kiana puts Alexa on ropes to CHOKE her! The ref counts, Kiana stops at 4, and Alexa coughs and sputters. Kiana BLASTS Charlotte off the apron! Kiana then puts Alexa in the corner, stomps away, but stops as the ref counts. Kiana storms back up, but Alexa BOOTS her! Alexa hurries for her corner but Kiana grabs her first! Kiana bumps Alexa off buckles, tags Giulia, and Giulia CHOKES Alexa on the ropes!

Giulia bends Alexa back, taunts her the entire time, then runs to DROPKICK Alexa in the back! Cover, TWO! Giulia drags Alexa around, hooks up the legs, and pulls on the arms! Giulia SURFBOARD STOMPS Alexa down! Tag to Kiana, and Giulia sends Kiana in, only for the splash to miss! Alexa ELBOWS Giulia away, TOSSES Kiana, and hurries for her corner! But Giulia gets a leg! Alexa KICKS her away, but not Kiana grabs a leg! Only for Alexa to dodge the elbow! Hot tag to Charlotte! Charlotte goes up, up, and DOUBLE CROSSBODIES! Charlotte fires up, and she CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Charlotte CHOPS Giulia down, runs, but Kiana dodges!

Charlotte comes back and handspring LARIATS! SmackDown returns to single picture as Portland fires up for Charlotte! Giulia runs up, but into a scoop! FALL AWAY SLAM! Giulia lands next to Kiana, and Charlotte kips up! The fans fire up for Charlotte as she struts, then steps on Giulia & Kiana as she heads for the corner. Charlotte goes up, up, and MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO!! Kiana survives but Charlotte smirks. Kiana goes to a corner, Charlotte runs in, but Kiana BOOTS her away! Giulia sneaks the tag before Charlotte BOOTS Kiana! Giuila BOOTS Charlotte! Kiana hits a CODE BREAKER, Giulia hits the SAIDO! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally up as Charlotte survives. Giulia throws a little fit before she rises up. Giulia drags Charlotte up while the fans rally, scoop and NORTH- NO, Charlotte slips free! GERMAN SUPLEX! Giulia flounders, Kiana runs in, but Charlotte BOOTS her! Alexa adds a tilt-o-whirl DDT! NATURAL SELECTION on Giulia! Cover, CHARLEXA WINS!

Winners: Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contenders to the WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions)

The former champions win out, and now they’re on a direct course to facing Nia & Lash again! Will the Queen & #Blisster end the Irresistible Forces’ run before it even begins?

 

Backstage interview with Cody Rhodes.

Cathy Kelley asks if Cody has a moment, and she brings up the Undisputed WWE Champion, Drew McIntyre, putting every obstacle in Cody’s path. Tonight’s match is Cody’s last opportunity before WrestleMania, how does he navigate it all? Cody says he just wants to “point at the dang sign.” Obstacle after obstacle, the only one that remains is Drew himself. What Cody would hope is that next time we speak, it’ll be with him as the NEW Undisputed Champion. Cathy wishes Cody luck, then heads out, and Sami Zayn steps in. Sami says he knows things have been icy between them, and he isn’t trying to get in Cody’s head or anything…

But this match, it’s crazy that this is even happening to begin with. Oh? What’s crazy about it? Sami says is Cody kidding? What’s crazy? Cody beat Sami to qualify for Elimination Chamber, controversy what it was, and Sami let that go. But then Cody lost Elimination Chamber. The whole point of Chamber is the winner gets the WWE Championship opportunity, and Cody lost! Yet Cody still gets tonight’s match, so once again, it all falls into Cody’s lap. Cody gets a second chance, but you know who isn’t? Sami.

Cody asks, “What is this?!” Second chance, first chance, what it sounds like is Sami posturing and politicking for a title match with Cody, and Cody hasn’t even won the damn thing! Wow, that’s what Cody thinks this is? Sami is being self-serving? Cody thinks Sami is angling his way in? He’s snaking his way into a WWE Championship match? Cody doesn’t know! Why doesn’t Sami just spit it out! Sami doesn’t know either!! Sami came here to say good luck. But it turned into all of this. Sami just wanted to say good luck. Because Cody may not believe it from how Sami’s been acting the last few weeks, but Sami is rooting for Cody. Sami wants what’s best for Cody.

So go out there, do what Cody Rhodes does best, and become WWE Champion… again. Cody says okay, and he heads out. Sami is still frustrated, and he slaps water bottles away. Will Sami be able to sort out what’s going on between his heart and his mind?

 

WWE Tag Team Championship #1 Contenders Tag Turmoil!

Once again, MFT holds the titles, but five teams are about to fight it out to take them on! But luck of the draw will have a lot to do with it, so who ended up the first ones out? It’s MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS! Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin got those titles before, can they make it back to the titles again? We find out, after the break.

SmackDown returns and MCMG are starting against… FRAXIOM! The teams sort out, Shelley starts against Nathan Frazer, and they shake hands to show there is sportsmanship. They circle, tie up, and Frazer headlocks. Shelley wrenches to wristlock but Frazer slips to wrench back. Shelley spins, wrenches, and wristlocks, but Frazer rolls, handsprings, and cartwheels to then wrench back. Shelley breaks free to CHOP! The fans “WOO~” and Shelley brings Frazer up. Shelley snapmares but Frazer handsprings through! Frazer DROPKICKS and it clips Shelley enough. Sabin tags in as Frazer whips, Shelley reverses, but Frazer FLYING FOREARMS!

Shelley bails out, Frazer builds speed, but he fakes Shelley out to handspring back. But Sabin CLOBBERS Frazer! Axiom tags in, he runs up, and he steps over the roll up! ONE as Sabin sunset flips, but Axiom rolls through. Sabin turns the high stack into a sitting cover, TWO! Both men stand, Sabin wrenches Axiom to a backslide. Axiom rolls through, Sabin steps over, but Axiom trips him to step over. Sabin trips Axiom, rolls to ghost pin, TWO! Both men stand again, Axiom blocks a kick to spin Sabin. Axiom headlocks, Sabin powers up and out, but Axiom turns the hurdle into a FLAPJACK! The fans cheer the high speed exchange!

Axiom waistlocks, drags Sabin up, but Fazer tags in as Sabin bucks the O’Conner. Axiom kips up, SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF, but Shelley tags in. Shelley blocks Frazer’s kick but not the DRAGON WHIP! Tag to Axiom, and Fraxiom starts up the speed combo! DDT takes Shelley down! Mule kick, front kick, and DROPKICK for Sabin! MCMG regroups outside and the fans fire up! Frazer DIVES and takes out Sabin! Axiom DIVES to take out Shelley! And then repeat! The fans fire up while MCMG is down! Fraxiom is in control while SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Sabin tags in. MCMG whips Axiom to the corner, but Axiom ELBOWS Sabin, goes up and over Shelley to then duck under Sabin, hot tag to Frazer! The fans fire up as Frazer ROCKS Sabin, GAMANGIRIS Shelley, then springboards to DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK! Shelley tumbles out, Sabin joins him, but Frazer FLIES out onto MCMG! Frazer puts Sabin in, springboards, but Sabin gets under! Frazer handsprings through, JUMP KNEES, but Shelley tags in before the whip. Sabin reverses, and MCMG starts up the Dream Sequence! DETROIT FACELIFT! Then Shelley tags Sabin back in!

Sabin says going up! Sabin turns Frazer while Shelley climbs, but Axiom YANKS Shelley down! Frazer rolls Sabin up, TWO! Sabin hurries up, rolls Frazer, but Frazer rolls through! Axiom tags in! Feed to the GAMANGIRI! Then Axiom goes up, LEG SEWEP DROPKICK COMBO! Cover, Shelley gives Sabin the ROPEBREAK! But Frazer SWATS it! Fraxiom ELIMINATES MCMG! The fans and the MCMG are stunned, but no time to rest! Los Garza rushes out here!

Fraxiom VS Los Garza!

Angel y Berto go right after Fraxiom! Angel TOSSES Axiom while Berto stomps away on Frazer! Berto whips corner to corner, Frazer reverses, but Berto goes up and over! Berto rolls Frazer, TWO, but deadlift POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO! Frazer survives but Berto tags Angel. Los Garza DOUBLE PUMP HANDLE SUPLEX Frazer, then high stack, but Axiom breaks it! Berto SUPERKICKS Axiom, Frazer SUPERKICKS Berto! Angel pops Frazer up, FLAPJACK PUNT!! Cover, TWO!! Frazer survives but Angel hurries up a corner. But Frazer goes up after him! Axiom tags in before the SUPERPLEX! Roll through and CHASING THE DRAGON! Cover, Berto breaks it!

Berto gets Frazer up, whips him to a corner, but Frazer goes up to RANA Berto out! Angel BOOTS Axiom, goes up, but Axiom GAMANGIRIS! Axiom goes up to get Angel while Frazer goes up the other corner. But Berto SHOVES Frazer and Frazer hits barriers! Angel hits Axiom with a SUPER BULLDOG! Tag to Berto, and Los Garza hoist Axiom up for M T Y!! Cover, Los Garza ELIMINATE Fraxiom! But they can’t rest, either! Because THE WYATTS are next up!

Los Garza VS Joe Gacy & Dexter Lumis w/ The Wyatt Sick6!

The fans cheer and the fireflies come out as Uncle Howdy leads the way. Joe Gacy & Dexter Lumis want the titles back, but will they make it to the end of this turmoil? We find out, after the break.

SmackDown returns as Lumis has Berto in a headlock. Angel tags in as Berto powers up and out, then Berto drops down for Angel to hold the ropes open! Lumis falls out hard! Angel talks trash on Lumis, then CLUBS away on him! Angel SMACKS Lumis off the apron, pushes him into the ring, then clamps on with a chinlock. Angelo CLUBS Lumis again, tags Berto, and they mug Lumis. Basement DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Berto drags Lumis around for a HALF CRAB! The fans rally as Lumis endures, and Lumis fights to turn over. Lumis kicks and kicks and KICKS Berto away! Berot hurries to BLAST Gacy first! And BUZZSAW Lumis down!

Berto whips Lumis to the corner, LARIATS, then tags Angel. Angel ENZIGIRIS, Berto LARIATS, and Angel SPLASHES! Feed to Berto, he lifts Lumis, and Angel goes up! DOOSMDAY POWERBOMB! Cover, Gacy breaks it! The fans cheer and Gacy hurries back to the corner. Lumis crawls, Angel anchors him, but Lumis breaks free to SUPERKICK! Hot tags to Berto and Gacy! Gacy fires off haymakers on Berto, then on Angel! Gacy whips, Berto reverses, but Gacy whips Berto away to BOOT him! And then BOOT for Angel! DISCUS LARIAT! The fans fire up with Gacy and he deadlifts Berto for the BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally as Gacy drags Berto up, tag to Lumis. Lumis reels Berto in, but Angel rushes in! Gacy & Lumis DOUBLE SUPERKICK him down! Angel is down, the ref checks on him, but TONGA LOA drags Gacy out of the ring! The fans boo but the ref misses it! Lumis sees Tama Tonga, swipes at him, but Berto rolls Lumis up, with tights! LOS GARZA ELIMINATE THE WYATTS! The fans boo as MFT screws over the biggest threat to their reign! But Gacy DIVES onto Tama & Loa! Los Garza still has to regroup fast as here comes Priest & Truth! They let The Wyatts and MFT brawl past them first, then they go to the ring. Truth asks the fans, “WHAT’S UP?!” as SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Los Garza VS Damian Priest & R-Truth!

Truth steps up, but Angel runs up! Truth TOSSES Angel out, has the fans fire up, then he goes out after Angel. Angel slides back in, but Truth picks up the Mexican flag vest. Truth tries to figure out which way it goes, but then uses it to OEL~ Angel! But then Angel SUPERKICKS Truth down! Angel drags Truth up, snapmares him to the ropes, then CHOKES him! The ref counts, Angel stops, and he tags Berto. Berto sits Truth up for the DOUBLE KICK SANDWICH! Los Garza soaks up heat while Truth sputters. Berto shoves Truth to the cover, ONE!! Truth is tougher than that but Berto drags him back up,

Berto snapmares and runs to basement DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Truth survives again but Berto CHOKES him on the ropes again. The ref counts, Berto backs off, but Angel gets a BOOT in! Priest protests but Angelo drags Truth to the corner. Berto digs his boot in, stops as the ref counts, and Berto tags Angel. Angel sends Berto at Priest! Then Angel SPLASHES Truth! Angel then holds Truth up for Berto’s LEAP FROG ATTACK! Angel DECKS Truth, covers, TWO! Truth survives again but Angel clamps onto him with a chinlock. Truth endures, fights up, and fires body shots. But Angel CLUBS Truth down!

Angel wags his finger, then winds up, but Truth avoids the lariat! Angel rebounds but Truth CALF KICKS! Truth and Angel are both down, and they crawl for their corners, hot tags to Berto and Priest! Priest rallies on Los Garza with haymaker after haymaker, and KICK after KICK! Even SPIN KICK after SPIN KICK! Los Garza go to corners, Priest runs and ELBOWS Berto! SmackDown returns to single picture as Priest runs to ELBOW Angel! Priest LARIATS Berto, then FLATLINERS Angel! The fans fire up with Priest as he powers up his arm. Priest winds up, runs, but Berto bails out! The fans boo but Priest goes out the side.

Priest runs around the way, and he POUNCES Angel onto the desk! The fans fire up, but then Berto WRECKS Priest with a dropkick! Berto keeps moving, and he DIVES! Priest is sent into the desk! Berto puts Priest in, but Priest guzels! Berto slips free, springboards, and FLYING CHUCKS! Berto puts Priest in the drop zone, goes up the corner, and MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO! Priest survives and Berto can’t believe it! The fans rally up as Berto drags Priest up, but Priest counters to a BROKEN ARROW! Truth wants in, so Priest tags him! The fans cheer as Truth ROCKS Berto again and again, then ducks ‘n ‘dodges to SHOULDER TACKLE!

Truth SHOULDER TACKLES gain, then hits Berto with the SPIN-OUT BOMB! The fans fire up and Truth says, “You Can’t See Me’! Truth runs for the FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! #RonCena gets Berto up, but Berto slips free! So Truth drop toeholds and steps through, S T F!! But Angel SPLASHES onto Truth! The fans boo as Angel drags Truth up, but Truth dodges the lariat! Priest tags in, Truth does his dance, and they sucker Angel into the ROUNDHOUSE! Priest steps in, “This is Awesome!” as he and Truth BELL CLAP Los Garza! Then a guzel for Berto, fireman’s carry for Angel, SOUTH OF HEAVEN and ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!! Cover, Truth & Priest win!

Winners: Damian Priest & R-Truth, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contenders to the WWE Tag Team Champions)

From new team to new contenders, Priest & Truth are ready to go after MFT! Though, they might still be brawling with Wyatts even now. Will Priest & Truth have to wait until that sorts out to get their shot?

 

Randy Orton and Sami Zayn cross paths backstage.

Sami says hey, first of all, he heard everything Orton had to say, and he’s really happy for Orton. Orton thanks Sami for that. Sami asks Orton if he can ask him something. Orton says sure, and Sami says Cody qualified for Chamber because Drew got involved. Sami tried to do the right thing, but that’s whatever. In Chamber, Drew got involved again, Orton did the same thing back to Cody. So Sami just wants to know… How does he do it? How does Orton talk about Cody like he does, saying he’s one of Orton’s closest friends, and then he’s able to drop Cody the second he turns his back. How?

Orton asks if Sami wants him to be honest. Yes, please. Orton says sometimes, you gotta be selfish. Then Orton doesn’t think that makes him a bad person? Orton isn’t sure about all that, but it did make him a 14-time world champion. Well, Sami can’t argue with that. Sami says good luck at Mania, he really hopes Orton gets number 15. Orton appreciates that. And he tells Sami that he believes in Sami, too. Sami just needs to believe in himself. Everyone knows that one day, Sami will have world championship gold around his waist. But Sami just needs to try listening to the voices. Orton heads out, and Sami does think on that.

Sami then looks and sees Aleister Black & Zelina Vega. They say don’t worry about Orton, Sami, he can’t help himself. It’s the nature of the beast. Aleister & Zelina head out, but will they continue to shadow Orton until Orton himself gives into the darkness?

 

Rhea Ripley is here!

Portland cheers as Mami heads to the ring. She grabs a mic, and she tells SmackDown that she promised to be here, and she’s here. “So Jade, since you seem to have a lot you wanna say to me… Why don’t you come out here and say it to my face?” The fans cheer that, because here comes The Storm! The WWE Women’s Champion goes to the ring in her fluffy purple jacket and matching attire to fetch herself a mic. Jade circles with Rhea while the fans are torn, and Jade… offers a handshake? Rhea accepts it very carefully, but Jade doesn’t do anything underhanded. Jade explains that she gave Rhea that handshake because Jade does respect Rhea.

Jade respects Rhea’s accomplishments, she respects how the fans love Rhea, and how Rhea earned her way to see Jade at WrestleMania. As someone who works hard in the gym, Jade respects Rhea working hard to build the body she has. She does respect that. But she’s not impressed. Sure, Rhea’s arms are big, but Jade’s are bigger. Rhea’s legs are muscular, powerful even. But Jade’s are stronger! Hell, JADE is more powerful! And she is more worthy of the WWE Women’s Championship. Come WrestleMania, Jade beats the hell outta Rhea, and there’s nothing Rhea can do about it. Because Jade’s That B*tch!

The fans boo but Jade gives a mic drop. Rhea smirks and offers a handshake back. Jade accepts it, and Rhea explains that handshake is because Rhea respects the honesty. Rhea knows now what Jade does think of her. And maybe Rhea doesn’t impress Jade physically. But Rhea has to say, Jade does impress Rhea… physically. Jade’s shoulders might be bigger, Rhea will admit. Jade’s arms, too. And maybe her legs. And from the feeling of it, maybe even her head. But if Jade hits Rhea with her best shot, does Jade really think that Rhea will go down and stay down? Rhea says no. But if Rhea hits Jade with her best shot, there’s absolutely no way Jade gets back up.

The difference between them is that Jade’s body is built for show. Rhea’s body is built for fighting! Jade works out so she’s more aesthetically pleasing, Rhea works out so that her body can survive and thrive within the business! So when the bell rings, Jade can flex all she wants, it doesn’t matter! Because Rhea is going to FIGHT! And Rhea will take the title from Jade, and with force. And there’s not a damn thing Jade can do about it! Because Rhea is That B*tch! Mic drop from Mami and the fans are fired up! Jade and Rhea leave it at this, if only for now. We still have 43 days to go, who will back up their words with actions?

 

Johnny Gargano is still in a literal slump.

Alex Shelley is there and he says they’ve all known each other for a very long time. Candice didn’t marry this, what happened to the real Johnny? She’s been wondering that herself! Gargano ditched Candice during her match last week! Sabin asks what the hell! MCMG lose their shot at the tag titles, and Shelley’s first thought is to come back here and console Johnny? Well, Shelley feels everyone’s been really mean to Johnny lately, it’s time to let it go. Sabin asks Shelley why he didn’t break the pin at the end there. Shelley did! He put Sabin’s leg on the ropes, Frazer knocked it back off! Just look at the replay!

Sabin says let Candice handle Johnny, they need to talk. MCMG heads out and Candice says Johnny can’t keep doing this. He needs to get up and get back to being Johnny Wrestling! The man who believed he could do it yourself! Gargano sits up, and he gets on his feet. Johnny says she’s right. Let’s go! Wait, where? TO THE RING! Huh!? W-Well, okay! Candice follows Gargano, but what is Johnny thinking now?

 

The Wyatts speak.

Bo Dallas tells Solo Sikoa, “You keep putting your family members in compromising positions, without understanding the weight of consequence. You’ve become attached to something that does not belong to you. I will not rest until it is returned to me. Your family will constantly be looking over their shoulders, and will soon learn there is nothing left to do… but run.” The message has been sent, but will Solo care to listen?

 

Johnny Gargano & Candice LeRae are in the ring.

SmackDown returns as Candice is pleased to see Johnny pacing again. He has the mic and says Candice is right. inside this ring, he is one of the best pro-wrestlers int he world, and he is tired of pretending that he’s not! It is about time everyone remembers who he is, but more importantly, it is time that HE remembers! He needs to be Johnny Wrestling again! And that starts TONIGHT! The fans do like where this is going, but Johnny says this is an open invitation to anyone in the locker room! Come on out here and get in this ring right now! Wait, even though Johnny’s not dressed? Who accepts this sudden open challenge? OBA FEMI DOES!

The fans fire up for “O~BA!” as he struts to the ring, and Johnny might be depressed again. But is Johnny about to be crushed by The Ruler instead?

Johnny Gargano w/ Candice LeRae VS Oba Femi!

The bell rings and Johnny revs himself up! Johnny runs up, but Oba scoops him! Johnny slips free, fires forearms, then wrenches. But Oba just spins Johnny around to CHOP! Johnny sputters away, but Oba runs in at the corner, UPPERCUT! Oba keeps going, UPPERCUT! And then UPPERCUT! Johnny sputters as Oba UPPERCUTS again! And again! Oba finally stops so that he can pick Johnny up! SHOTPUT! The fans fire up with Oba, and he gets Johnny back up for the FALL FROM GRACE!! Cover, Oba wins!

Winner: Oba Femi, by pinfall

Candice sighs. Just as Johnny was getting that fire back, it gets extinguished. Johnny is back to being in a slump, will he ever get out of this one?

 

Jade Cargill crosses paths with Mia Yim.

Michin asks if Jade forgot about her already. Because Michin done been waiting for her pound of flesh. Oh, Jade didn’t forget, she just has a million more important things going on. Speaking of, why’d Mia let Rhea skip the line? Cuz Rhea earned her shot. When Mia gets hers and takes that title, then Mia will worry about Rhea. Well, Jade’s done talking, she’ll see Mia next week! Jade heads out, and Mia has the fight she wants. Will Mia truly be the Head Baddie in Charge? Or will #ThatB*tch just make an example out of her?

 

Nick Aldis walks the halls.

But then he senses something. He looks left, then right, then back to the left and surprise! Danhausen! Aldis says hello and shakes Danhausen’s hand, and Danhausen says sorry, he was looking for the boss of SmackDown. He still needs his demandhausens met. Right, well, Aldis is the GM, nice to meet you. Oh, well, then hello, you can get Danhausen his Hall of Fame induction, and perhaps a mentor that will take Danhausen straight to the top! Aldis says it’s not really his job to- Oh, wait, hold on. Aldis walks down the way and yes, The Miz is there! Miz says hey, Aldis, he is trying to help all these young superstars, but-

Aldis knows, and he says it is fantastic. A man of Miz’s career accomplishments giving of his time and energy so selflessly to shape the future. And Aldis has someone for Miz to mentor! The brand new superstar, Danhausen! Danhausen says O M G, the Most Must-See WWE Superstar of All Time! This is Danhausen! No, Aldis, Miz needs someone he can teach his core values to! Master, Inspire, Zone-in! Yeah! NO! Ew, not some goth kid no one invited to the party! Danhausen says no, Miz is perfect for this! He has his legendary career, after all. So, Miz will help make Danhausen WWE Champion, then get his own show!

Miz is not mentoring him. Yes he is! No, he’s not! Yes he is! Because if he doesn’t, Miz is cursed! Miz laughs that off, but then Danhausen brings up Dom on Monday. Miz says look- Wait, where’d he go? Danhausen disappears as quickly as he came, but what will the curse do to Miz until he accepts the demandhausens?

 

Undisputed WWE Championship: Drew McIntyre VS Cody Rhodes!

For the better part of a TWO YEARS, The Scottish Terminator has complained, whined, moaned, accused, deflected, justified, blamed, and pretty much done everything but accept that he is his own worst enemy. And even now, after doing everything he could to take the title and keep the title, he still has to face the American Nightmare because of what he’s done. But will Drew now do anything he can to screw Cody over once and for all? Or will justice be served on the Road to WrestleMania?

The fans sing along with Kingdom as Cody makes his entrance, including the “WHOA~ OH~!” and pyro. Cody continues to the ring, and he hands his weight belt to a young fan dressed in his own Cody costume. Cody then gets the second “WHOA~ OH~!” and pyro before stepping into the ring. Then Drew makes his entrance, and Portland boos the entire time. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and in the end, there can only be one!

The bell rings and Drew tries to just walk!? The fans boo but Cody chases Drew down and CLOBBERS him at the ramp! The fans cheer now as Cody throws Drew into the LED tron! Cody fires hands, chases Drew back down the ramp, and sends him into railing while he does! Drew staggers along but Cody CHOPS him! And CHOPS! And ROCKS him! Cody whips Drew into and over the barriers! Cody drags Drew back to ringside, ROCKS him again, and BODY BLOWS! Cody fires hands, then borrows a fan’s drink to SMASH it on Drew! Drew stumbles around, Cody puts him in the ring, and Cody runs up, but into a throat chop!

The fans boo but Drew ROCKS Cody now. Cody staggers around, Drew CHOPS him, then Drew whips. Cody reverses to kick, drop, and RHODES UPPERCUT! Cody runs, springboards, DISASTER KICK! Drew goes to a corner but Cody fires hands! Cody climbs up, rains down fists, and the fans count along to nine. Cody winds up, and hits TEN! The fans cheer again while Cody snarls. Cody whips corner to corner but Drew reverses. Cody goes up, but Drew KICKS him outta the sky! The fans rally for Cody, crawls to a corner, and Drew runs up to clinch and OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Drew snarls while Cody goes to the other corner.

Drew storms up on Cody, clinches again, and OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES again! The fans boo while Cody flounders out of the ring. Drew smirks as he follows, and he whips Cody at the steps. Cody stops himself, then sends Drew into the steps! Cody hurries back inside, then builds speed! Cody DIVE into a forearm! The fans boo as Cody flops down, but Drew SMACKS Cody off the steps! They go up the steps, and Drew POSTS Cody! Drew then scoops Cody, for an APRON SIDEWALK SLAM! Cody writhes but Drew snarls as they go back into the ring. Drew stalks Cody while the fans rally behind the American Nightmare.

Drew stands Cody up, but Cody ROCKS him first! And CHOPS! And BODY BLOWS! Cody runs, but into an ELBOW! Cover, TWO! Drew stomps Cody on the head! The fans boo and Cody writhes, but Drew looms over Cody. Drew drags Cody up, facelocks, and deadlift suplexes! Cover, TWO! Cody toughs it out but Drew just clamps on with an armlock and chinbar. Cody fights up, fights around, and the fans rally as Cody ROCKS Drew! And ROCKS him again! Drew kicks low, CHOPS, then back suplexes! Cody lands out to ROCK Drew again! Drew ROCKS Cody, CHOPS him, then runs, only for Cody to follow and FLYING FOREARM!

Cody goes to a corner while Drew staggers around. Drew runs up, but Cody goes up and over, to then SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up with Cody, he goes to the ropes again, CODY CUTTER! The fans stay fired up, but Cody won’t stop here! Cody stalks Drew, looks to the Mania sign, and calls his shot! Cody dragon sleepers, but Drew drops down! The fans boo as Drew bails out again. Cody snarls and storms out the side. Cody reaches through the corner, but Drew YANKS Cody into the post first! Cody clutches that arm, but Drew SLAMS it into the post! They go into the ring, Drew stomps Cody around, then wraps the bad arm around the ropes!

The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Drew makes Cody suffer until the count of 4. Drew stomps Cody, drags him up, then wrenches to ARMBAR DDT! Cover, TWO! Cody gets the good arm up but Drew stalks him again. Drew clamps onto the bad arm for a double wristlock! The fans rally for Cody as he endures, and Cody fights up to fire body shots! Cody ROCKS Drew again and again, but Drew hits an ARM CODE BREAKER! Then he isolates that arm to STOMP it! Cody writhes then crawls away while Drew seethes. Drew stalks Cody again, and KICKS the arm! Cody flounders while Drew takes a bow, soaking up heat from the fans,

Drew points to the Mania sign, then he goes up, up, and up the corner, only for Cody to ROCK him! Cody goes up after Drew, fires hands, but Drew hits back! They go back and forth, then Cody goes to the very top. The fans rally as Cody drags Drew up to join him, for the SUPER DUPER PLEX!! Both men are down but the fans fire up again! Both men rise, and Drew fires a haymaker! Cody fires back! Then Cody trips Drew, steps through, and has the FIGURE FOUR! The fans fire up and “WOO~” while Drew endures! Drew reaches out, crawls back, and has the ROPEBREAK! Cody drags Drew back! But Drew YANKS the bad arm!

Cody finally lets Drew free, and Drew goes to the apron. Drew hobbles but the leg gives out. Drew gets mad now as he leans on the desk for support. Cody builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit and down goes Drew! Cody leans on the desk now, then stands back up. The fans rally up as Cody looks at the desk. And he clears it off! The fans fire up as Cody drags Drew up and SMACKS him off the desk! Cody gets on the desk with Drew, stands him up, and dragon sleepers! But Drew SMACKS Cody! Cody lets go, but the desk breaks under their weight! The fans boo, that’s not how that should go! Drew and Cody crawl, Portland wants tables, and Cody finds out!

The fans cheer as Cody sets “Slim Jim” up, but Drew CLOBBERS Cody first! Drew takes the table, stands it up, and he drags Cody over. Drew CLAWS Cody’s face, then reels him in! POWERBOMB through the table!! The fans are torn but the ref lets it slide, they can’t let that cost Cody the match. Drew gets Cody in the ring, and he puts Cody in a dragon sleeper?! CROSS RHODES?!? Drew covers, TWO!!! Cody survives his own move and Drew is stunned! Drew still kips up, goes to the corner, and gives us the countdown! “THREE! TWO! ONE” CLAY- SUPERKICK from Cody!! Cody runs up, and CLAYMORES?!? Cover, TWO!!! Now Drew survives his own move!

The fans rally up as Cody goes to the outside. Cody climbs a corner, watches Drew slowly stand up, but Drew runs up! Cody leaps over, but turns around into a scoop! Drew spins and the ref ducks to avoid Cody’s boots! Cody slips free, he whips Drew, but Drew stops short of hitting the ref! Drew ELBOWS Cody, then swings, but Cody blocks! Cody ROCKS Drew, springboards, but Drew gets the ref in the way! Cody and ref collide! The fans boo as down goes Charles Robinson! Cody is stunned, but Drew kicks low and- NO, Cody wrenches free to kick Drew! Cody underhooks, but Drew BACKDROPS free!

Drew runs up but into a BOOT! Cody runs up to ROCK Drew! Cody runs corner to corner, but Drew dodges the splash! Drew then ROCKS Cody, CHOPS him, and whips. Cody ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl and dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody knows the ref is still down, so why bother covering? Cody hobbles and asks for another ref to show up. And here comes another ref! But CLAYMORE!!! Cover, TWO!!! Cody survives survives being hit outta nowhere! Drew is beside himself but the fans rally as hard as they can! Drew looks up at the ref, and it’s Dan Angler! Drew thinks Dan is putting the fix in again but Dan defends his count.

Dan asks Drew calm down and respect his authority. Drew nods, goes to Cody, and he drags Cody up to POST him! Then Drew drags Cody out of the corner, just to POST him again! Cody grimaces as he slumps down in the corner. Drew snarls, the ref reprimands, and Drew says okay, he understands. GLASGOW KISS HEADBUTT!! DOWN GOES DAN! The fans boo as Drew goes out and he grabs a chair! Drew brings it to the ring, but wait! JACOB FATU snatches it from him! The fans cheer as the Samoan Werewolf keeps this clean! And Cody rolls Drew up! Charles is back to count it, TWO!! Drew kicks, underhooks, FUTURE SHOCK!!

Drew hurries to a corner, he snarls at Fatu but focuses on Cody! Countdown start, CLAYMORE misses as Cody ducks! The fans fire up again as Cody hurries to run up the corner! SUPER CODY CUTTER!! The fans are thunderous as Cody gets Drew again, CROSS RHODES!!! Cover, Cody wins!!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall (NEW Undisputed WWE Champion)

The American Nightmare’s nightmare is over! Cody gets the belt back, points to the sign, and even gets pyro! Cody is going back to WrestleMania, but that means he must face The Viper. Will Cody and Orton be able to fight for the world championship while still staying friends?


My Thoughts:

A very good SmackDown, though what held it back is really more the uncertainty of WrestleMania in some areas, and the… disappointing moves in others, I suppose. When Orton won Elimination Chamber, even with Drew being partly responsible, that was a great twist because we all thought it’d be Drew VS Orton. But given on the very same night, Aldis then made this match, it was perhaps a given they were just gonna screw Drew again. If it were me, Fatu would’ve shown up to screw Cody, revealing it was Cody all along with that Fatu whodunnit from last least year. Now granted, Cody VS Orton is still strong story, strong star power, and they can turn things around with the build.

After all, we got more great stuff with Sami Zayn and his internal conflict. Sami getting in another argument with Cody, then turning to Orton to ask about how to be a friend yet also cutthroat, there’s gotta be something to come from that. Honestly, I kinda thought Sami was gonna be who screws someone over in the main event tonight, but who knows. I do feel that when that moment happens, the fans will go wild in a positive way. Sami’s needed something to break through to the world title, and maybe being a bit more like his best frenemy, Kevin Owens, will be that very thing. Also, fun stuff with Orton giving Trick an RKO.

Great US Championship match, Wagner III was a great surprise. There were some clunky spots but this is the first time Melo and Wagner have had a match against each other and I doubt they had much time to practice beforehand anyway. Great win for Melo, and good promo from Ilja to give his reasons for not just accepting the challenge. Good stuff with Miz and Kit, and Ilja will certainly destroy Kit. Miz also had a good promo with Danhausen, I don’t see “Mizhausen” happening so maybe we just get Miz VS Danhausen. Between Danhausen, Oba Femi, and Royce Keys, WWE is gonna need to decide which brands get which “free agents.”

Speaking of Oba, of course he answers the open challenge to destroy poor Johnny Gargano. Johnny continues to be funny with his depressed planking and what not, but he probably does need to snap out of it. I just don’t know what he does when he has no tag partner and is not really in any of the singles divisions. Maybe he and Candice just need to move to Raw to freshen up some stories. Great Tag Team Turmoil, but I’m pretty sure they advertised six teams this morning, and then it just ended up five. Did they choose not to add a returning or debuting team? Though ironically, they debuted Priest & Truth as a duo, and then gave them the win.

Priest & Truth VS MFT would be some good stuff, especially if it is classic Tama Tonga & Tonga Loa given they interfered tonight. But MFT and Wyatts are literally still feuding cuz they couldn’t just let the Wyatts have the lantern back. I just hope Priest & Truth don’t get screwed out of something just because the Wyatts and MFT can’t leave each other alone. Maybe it’s the other way around and Wyatts cost MFT? Then Wyatts and MFT can have it out for the lantern at Mania in some really wild No Disqualification match. As for MCMG having an argument about Gargano, I wonder if they get in on the Gargano story…

Very good promo from Rhea and Jade to start their title match build. Them making it about physical stature and strength is fine, better than getting personal or even reusing the material they used on socials. And then Mia getting her shot against Jade next week, Jade is of course winning, but if Mia looks strong in the match, it could add some credibility to what Rhea is saying about Jade having “show muscles” and not “go muscles.” Good celebration promo from Nia & Lash, but of course Charlotte & Alexa interrupted, to which of course Giulia & Kiana interrupted them. Very good tag match, but they didn’t do a good job making it clear it was a contender’s match until it was basically all over. I still hope we get multiple teams challenging for the tag titles at Mania, but I suppose that depends on what Raw decides for AJ Lee’s Intercontinental Championship defense.

My Score: 8.8/10

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Ain’t Nobody Safe!

After costing Dion Lennox, Saquon Shugars looks to redeem himself by taking the NXT North American Championship from Myles Borne!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • NXT North American Championship: Myles Borne VS Saquon Shugars w/ DarkState; Myles wins and retains the title.
  • EK Prosper & Dorian Van Dux Sean Legacy VS Uriah Connors & Channing “Stacks” Lorenzo w/ Birthright; win(s).
  • Lizzy Rain VS ???
  • Shiloh Hill VS Ricky Saints; wins.

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Robert Stone talks with Shawn Michaels & Matt Bloom.

The NXT General Manager is with the heads of NXT management and wants to get right to the point. Ethan Page, Joe Hendry, Fatal Influence, Sol Ruca, Blake Monroe, and even Ricky Saints, all called up to Raw and SmackDown to make an impact there. Those are big shoes to fill, though, and Stone’s phone has been blowing up from all the talent. But he thinks it is time for some fresh faces, maybe even from Evolve and LFG. Bloom says they have a great crop of international talent looking for their chance. HBK says they’ve done what NXT does, they’ve been through this before many times. Now, Stone can put names on cards, put pictures on the board, and continue to take calls.

Or… He can throw a stick of dynamite into the locker rooms and see who runs out. Stone likes that bold approach. Things are about to change drastically, but who will show up while the others blow up?

 

NXT North American Championship: Myles Borne VS Saquon Shugars w/ DarkState!

Speaking of, we just saw Myles overcome a member of DarkState when he defeated Dion Lennox, but admittedly, The Sugar Man muddied the waters on that. But will it be clear that Myles will #NeverBreak? Or can Saquon redeem himself by taking this title for himself?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if nobody’s safe!

The bell rings and Saquon runs up! Myles dodges then fires hands! The fans rally for Myles as he UPPERCUTS again and again! Saquon flounders, but then he YANKS Myles! Myles stops from hitting ropes, but Saquon gets around for the NECK JACKER! Myles goes to a corner, Saquon runs up again, but Myles dodges again! Saquon tumbles off buckles, and Myles kicks him low. Myles reels Saquon in for the X-PLEX! The fans rally as Myles then deadlift GUT WRENCH PLEXES! Saquon tumbles again while the fans fire up. Myles storms up but Saquon BOOTS him! Saquon runs, but into a SNAP POWERSLAM! Saquon bails out and DarkState regroups.

But wait! Myles goes AIR BORNE! Down go Saquon & Osiris while the fans fire up! Myles puts Saquon in, but Cutler drags him out! Myles ROCKS Cutler, then he CHOPS Saquon! Myles ROCKS and whips but Saquon avoids the dropkick! Saquon grins and runs up to RAM Myles! Saquon climbs up, he rains down fists, but Myles carries him away! Atomic drop! And LARIAT! Then a wrench and hook, but Saquon hooks the ropes! Saquon turns things around on Myles to backslide him onto ropes! A unique hotshot to say the least, and then Saquon goes up, out, around, and he YANKS Myles into the crossbar!

The fans boo but Saquon skins the cat. Myles sputters, Saquon WRECKS him with a dropkick! Saquon wants after Myles but the ref backs him off! Saquon says screw that, and he goes up onto the desk! Saquon soaks up the heat while NXT goes picture in picture.

The ref checks Myles as he sputters, that crossbar he hit was exposed steel! Saquon still stands Myles up to SMACK him off the desk! Saquon drags Myles up and puts him in the ring for a KNEE DROP! Myles coughs and sputters again, but Saquon lines up another KNEE DROP! Saquon stalks Myles, brings him around, and JUMPING KNEE DROPS! Cover, TWO! Myles toughs it out but Saquon stays focused. Saquon drags Myles up, kicks him to a corner, then stomps a mudhole into him! The ref counts, Saquon stops at 4, and Myles sputters as he leans against the ropes. Saquon storms up but Myles fires body shots!

Saquon CLUBS Myles , turns him, but Myles turns neckbreaker into O’Conner Roll! TWO, and Saquon has the legs to drag Myles under the ropes! ROPE GUILLOTINE! Myles again sputters and coughs while Saquon looms over him. Saquond rags Myles to a cover, TWO! Myles tough sit out but Saquon clamps on with a chinlock. Myles endures, fights around, but Saquon KNEES him in the back! Myles goes to the apron, Saquon storms up, and Saquon ROCKS Myles with a right! Saquon turns Myles around, CLUBS away on his chest, then stops as the ref counts. Myles RAMS into Saquon, and NXT returns to single picture as Myles slingshots to sunset flip!

The fans rally and even duel as Saquon flails to stay up! Saquon breaks free, but Myles avoids the knee drop! Saquon hurries to headlock but Myles powers up, out, then drops down. Saquon hurdles over the backdrop, but turns around into a HIP TOSS! Myles still coughs, and Saquon UPPERCUTS him! Saquon KNEES Myles in the back and Myles is on the ropes! Saquon runs to BLINDSIDE LARIAT! Then slingshot LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Saquon clamps on with a chinlock and he grinds Myles down. The fans rally while Dion coaches Saquon on the squeeze. Myles fights up, but Saquon wrangles him again! Saquon adds a top wristlock into the hold!

The fans rally again and Myles fights back up. Myles fires body shots, then he runs up in the corner, but Saquon puts him up top! Saquon ENZIGIRIS, then mocks the fans cheering Myles. Saquon climbs up, he neck wrenches Myles, then goes to the very top! The fans rally as Saquon stands Myles up for a SUPER DUPER- CROSSBODY COUNTER!! Cover, TWO!! Saquon survives Myles turning this around and the fans fire up! The fans rally as both men rise, and Myles hobbles his way over to Saquon. But Saquon fights the dragon sleeper to victory roll! TWO, Myles has it, TWO! DROP- NO! Saquon blocks the kick, but Myles twists for a cradle, TWO!

Saquon hits a headlock takeover, Myles headscissors, but Saquon pushes to a jackknife bridge, TWO as Myles bridges up! Myles spins things to a backslide, TWO! Myles reels Saquon in, dodges the lariat, but Saquon UP KICKS while he skins the cat! But Myles DROPKICKS a mile high! The fans fire up as Saquon flops down! The fans fire up as Myles LARIATS again and again! Then EYE OF THE HURRICANE! Myles is all fire dup, kick and FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect, and now Dion gets on the apron! Myles swings on him but Dion gets back. Saquon clinches, EXPLODING NORTHERN LIGHTS!

Saquon rolls through to basement DROPKICK! Myles tumbles out, but DarkState argues with the ref? Saquon isn’t sure why, but that’s because Dion has a chair! Saquon shouts at him, “What’re you doing?! I’m trying to win!” The ref spots them both with the chair, and then Myles SHOVES Saquon into Dion! Then BACKDROP for Saquon! Myles SHOVES Dion into the steel steps! Myles slingshots for a BORNE AGAIN!! Cover, Myles wins!

Winner: Myles Borne, by pinfall (still NXT North American Champion)

Just as Saquon tried last week, Dion tried to put the fix in, and it all backfires! What is it going to take for DarkState to get back on the same page? As for Myles, Evolve’s Tristan Angels is here! And he tells Myles congratulations on another successful defense. It truly is very impressive. Now, if you’d allow him to introduce himself, he is Mr. England, Tristan Angels! The fans boo but he tells them, “Order, order! Do not let my good looks have you fooled. For I am here today as a courtesy to let you and all these people know that you will be seeing much, much more of Tristan Angels on NXT from here on out!”

Angels lives- OH NO, KAM HENDRIX ATTACKS! The fans boo as Kam gives Myles the KAMERA SHOT! Kam says he is about that action! NXT is now HIS show, because it’s showtime! Well, the opening left by the call-ups is already being filled, but who will prove they’re not just ready to Evolve, but to reign?

 

Wren Sinclair & Kendal Grey talk backstage.

The Women’s Speed Champion says first it was Kali Armstrong and Lizzy Rain, and now there’s Tristan Angels and Kam Hendrix! It’s all happening so fast! Kendal says yeah, but good thing for Wren is she’s built for Speed, right? Incoming new talents and she’s no longer the new kid on the block anymore. Kelani Jordan walks in and Kendal asks if she’s good. No, she’s not good. She’s staring at someone who got a two-part Chronicle when she doesn’t deserve it, and someone who has had multiple shots at THE NXT Women’s Championship when Lani hasn’t even gotten one! Not to mention, LANI tapped out Lola Vice, something not even Kendal could do. Lani is the one to beat!

Kendal asks about what happened when she faced Lola again. Oh, that’s right! Lani’s ass got knocked out in the Underground! Even though Kendal didn’t win at Stand & Deliver, she also didn’t get pinned, so she deserves her shot at Lola. Lani sighs and says oh, Wren, clueless as always. They both need to realize there are no such things as friends in NXT! Kendal will turn on Wren just like Charlie did. Oh? How about instead of worrying about the NXT Women’s Champion, you worry about this women’s champion? Lani says okay, they can face off, and Wren doesn’t even have to put up the title. Lani will settle for embarrassing Wren in front of Kendal, who better be ringside to watch.

Lani leaves, Kendal says Lani is just crazy. But will the Standout stand tall over Wren as she aims for Lola?

 

Tony D’Angelo is here!

The fans cheer as THE NXT Champion makes his way to the ring, stoic and stone faced as usual. He already has a mic to say, “Now the more this place changes, the more it stays the same. And there’s only one thing that’s for certain in NXT, and that’s competitors, they come and go. But ever since I got into this building, I have been the constant. And now that I have this title, there isn’t a man on this roster who is tough enough to kick me off of this mountain!” The fans cheer for that, and Tony says that includes whoever sent him the little box last week. Some fans already ask, “What’s in the box~?!”

Tony says there are competitors from LFG and Evolve jumping Myles Borne, European talents stepping up, Keanu Carver side-eyeing him, but Tony’s more curious about that box. Now Tony ain’t stupid, he knows that wasn’t a gift. That was a warning. Wait! The lights go out! Then a blacklight turns out, and from the stage, a man in a hooded jacket walks down the ramp. The man steps into the ring, and the fans chant “EVIL! EVIL!” The man hands Tony a scroll, then reveals, it IS the former IWGP World Heavyweight Champion, Evil! The scroll is actually a shirt, and on it is simply the kanji for war. Evil has made his declaration, but when and where will these two battle?

But wait, someone else is trying a sneak attack! Tony is quick to dodge, but then that man clinches and BELLY2BELLY! WAIT! That’s Tavion Heights! Tavion says he ain’t asking no more, he’s taking! He is after everything he deserves, and he deserves it all! But hold on, someone is adding insult to injury! MOONSAULT off the top rope! The fans here know him, but will the entire WWE Universe soon learn what is going on?

 

Shiloh Hill & Tatum Paxley are… somewhere in the woods…

And they’re looking down in a grave they dug. Tatum says, “Here lies the final resting ground for Blake Monroe here in NXT. May the cold darkness engulf her glamorous and narcissistic ways.” Shiloh likes those last words. Tatum says she didn’t want to do it, but Blake made her! Tatum had to end it! At least now they don’t have to hear Blake’s voice. Well, they don’t call it soundproof foam for nothing. RIGHT, BLAKE?! HAHA! But seriously, hopefully Blake’s soul finds peace wherever it winds up. Tatum says in a funny way, she does, too. It’s just… She feels like something comes over her when it comes to this title. Like she goes into survival mode.

Shiloh sits with Tatum and says that makes sense. Sometimes, when we work so hard for things, it feels like they become part of us. And when that thing is threatened, it feels like you’re threatened. Plus, Tatum is the kind of person who forms really strong attachments to things and people. That’s what makes her so fun to be around. Tatum says she never thought of it like that. She’ll figure it out later, but as for Shiloh, he has a big match with Saints! Yeah, he’s so excited! Biggest moment of his life! He’s watched every Ricky Saints match the past six months, even made a simulator to study how Saints strings his moves together. Wow, so cool!

Yeah, but it’s sad, though. It got super realistic, and now the virtual Ricky is a little lonely… But at least now, Shiloh knows what to do to win. But speaking of, he’d love to enjoy this scene… Tatum understands, he can go. Shiloh will kill it. No offense to the deceased here. Tatum says she’ll rest here a bit first. Tatum reclines back, holding her title tight. Will anyone ever stop #TuesdayAddams and her reign? Will #ToothlessAggression give the Absolute a proper sendoff before Saints goes to SmackDown?

 

EK Prosper & Dorian Van Dux VS Uriah Connors & Channing “Stacks” Lorenzo w/ Birthright!

The Disrespectfully Athletic was definitely disrespected when the entirety of Birthright made sure Lexis King would reign as WWE Speed Champion. And the Muscles from Brussels stepped up to help EK step up to these entitled brats in a 2v2 situation. But before the match, the Drama King himself gets a mic so he can speak. “Hey, there’s no such thing as a slow news day when you are the Fastest Man Alive! And I do have some news to share with y’all, some terrible, terrible news. And y’know, I just wanted to come out here and cheer on my brothers, because they were gonna put on a tag team classic that only generational talent can do.

“But unfortunately for EK, he’s gonna have to prosper all on his own tonight! Because his Belgian bud suffered from a little accident.” They cue up footage, and it was Arianna Grace selfie video vlogging BIRTHRIGHT BEATING DVD UP! Oh no~! The fans boo as they don’t even try to hide what they did! EK makes his entrance and he rushes the ring! EK dodges Lexis, SUPERKICKS Stacks, fires hands on Charlie & Uriah, then SUPERKICKS Lexis! But it’s still a numbers game! WAIT! Sean Legacy is here! #SuperSean rushes the ring to throw hands on Birthright! Things are evening out now, and they TOSS Birthright out! Then they SLIDE Stacks onto the pile!

The fans fire up as legacy is 100% and ready to roll! The ref slides in, and as they say, card subject to change! Birthright is riled up so they’re more than willing to take this fight! Will Prosper & Legacy make sure Birthright gets what they deserve?

EK Prosper & Sean Legacy VS Uriah Connors & Channing “Stacks” Lorenzo w/ Birthright!

 

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Tribal Chief, Samoan Werewolf, and Backlash!

Jacob Fatu stated point blank, he’s coming for that WWE World Heavyweight Championship! How will Roman Reigns respond?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • PENTA VS Rusev; Penta wins.
  • WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship: Becky Lynch VS Iyo Sky; Becky wins and retains the title.
  • El Grande Americano w/ Los Americanos VS Rey Mysterio; Rey wins.
  • Grayson Waller VS Oba Femi; Oba wins.
  • Bayley & Lyra Valkyria VS Raquel Rodriguez & Roxanne Perez w/ Liv Morgan; Raquel & Roxie win.

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The OG Bloodline sits down to talk.

The Tribal Chief tells The Usos that he appreciates them coming, being here with him. They know exactly where Roman Reigns comes from, and they know exactly why he stands here today. Roman knows the past is the past, that’s where they’re gonna leave it because they’re blood, and The Usos are the only ones Roman can trust. He needs their thoughts. he doesn’t understand where Jacob is coming from. Roman said it to the whole roster, the family included, that they had two years to take advantage of Roman taking a backseat. And what’d Jacob do? He pushed, procrastinated, then Roman climbed the mountain and beat CM Punk.

Now, Jacob wants to take that from Roman? Help him understand! #BigJim tells #BigUce that he does not disagree. But he also agrees with Jacob. Jacob wants to upgrade his household. Jimmy gets that, they all get that, but it shouldn’t come at the expense of Roman Reigns. Jacob is a different breed. Jey says he’s DANGEROUS! On SmackDown, we all saw Jacob drop MFT one by one by one! Unpredictable, Uce! Unhinged! They left him “out there” for a reason! If Jacob beats Roman, Jacob takes it all! Ula Fala, the family name, Jacob becomes the shot caller! Jimmy debates that but Jey says Jimmy saw it! This is it, Uce!

It can’t be all about respect here. There has to be consequences! Roman’s the Tribal Chief! Roman ponders on the concept of consequences. Jey is right, they’re not doing charity. Roman thanks The Usos for this. He will make it his own, then he will address this later tonight. He appreciates The Usos. They say it is all love and respect, too. Family first, Uce. They all put hands in, for they are the “first family.” Is the Tribal Chief giving Jacob his match at Backlash? We simply have to wait and see.

 

Seth Rollins is here!

Laredo, Texas cheers as The Architect makes his way to the ring in all black like Neo from the Matrix! The fans sing, “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” as Rollins goes right to the ring. Rollins grabs a mic, revels in the singing, then says, “Laredo, Texas! Welcome to Monday Night Rollins~! I am the Visionary, I am the Revolutionary, I AM Seth! Freakin! Rollins!” The fans cheer for that! Rollins continues by saying he has a lot of ground to cover so let’s get to it.

There is a reason he lost to Gunther at WrestleMania, and it is NOT because Gunther was better that night. There is a reason Roman Reigns is walking around with ROLLINS’ World Heavyweight Championship, and it is NOT because Roman pinned Rollins’ shoulders to the mat. The reasons for those things are one in the same, and they have a name, and that name is BRON BREAKKER! Fans boo and bark, but Rollins knows Bron is sitting in the back, NINE staples in his dome, which you can thank Rollins for. But they have business to tend to, a score to settle, so Bron can get his pea brain out here so they can do the damn thing!

The fans cheer as Bron obliges! The Unpredictable Badass storms down the ramp, Paul Heyman following behind. The fans are torn as Bron keeps eyes locked on Rollins as he steps into the ring. Bron stares Rollins down while fans either bark or sing the song, “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” Rollins tells Bron, “I gave you everything. I gave you the world, I handed it to you on a silver platter, and you repaid me by taking EVERYTHING away from me! You are the reason I had to forfeit the World Heavyweight Championship, you are the reason I didn’t get to main event WrestleMania this year, and you are the reason I didn’t get my hand raised at WrestleMania this year.

“But I gotta ask you, Bron… For what? What’d you get out of it? How did it benefit you in any way?” Heyman has Bron step back, then hands him a mic. The fans tell Heyman off but Bron says, “You gave me everything? What’d you give me, by the way? What’d you give Reed and I? Because the way that I see it, every single week, we were like you errand boys. We got to come out here and fight all your battles for you, and put out all the fires that YOU started all on your own! Because look around, Seth! You got nothing! You got no one! You got no friends, you are nothing! You needed us to fight all your battles for you!

“And what? You were giving me such great wisdom and all this guidance when every single week, you’d kick off the show, and Reed and I would have to stand in the back and listen to you regurgitate the same crap every single week.” Bron plugs his nose so he can imitate Rollins’ voice as he repeats, “I am a Visionary, I am a Revolutionary, I am Seth Freakin’ Rollins!” Bron wants to make it clear to Rollins that he never needed him or Rollins’ Vision. The only reason they’re standing here today is because Bron needed HEYMAN. Rollins double checks: Bron needed Heyman? “That dried up sack o’ meat? You needed him?

Rollins almost laughs, and he says Bron just proved Rollins right on everything. Let’s go on a little ride down memory lane. A couple years ago, Rollins is World Heavyweight Champion, he won a fight with the Best in the World, then calls up The Heartbreak Kid. Rollins asked Shawn Michaels about facing NXT’s best, and who was NXT’s best? Bron Breakker. Rollins said hell yeah, let’s do the damn thing! Last year, Heyman comes to Rollins, asks Rollins about taking Bron under his wing and Rollins said hell yeah, that kid with a year under Rollins’ tutelage will be THE next main event star in this industry!

Just look at Bron! Bron’s got it all! Rollins has been here for 14 YEARS, seen athletes from every single discipline, they are big, strong, fast, but Bron is unique. Bron is the biggest, strongest, fastest, most versatile performer Rollins has ever seen here. Bron has EVERYTHING to be THE next big star… except the most important thing. Rollins points to the brain, and Rollins knows better than anyone what it means to be a 28 year old young cat full o’ piss ‘n’ vinegar, thinking this business owes him something, not wanting to wait for nobody. Rollins knows better than anybody to bet on yourself, take chances, make the hard decisions.

But the difference between them is, Bron tries, Rollins succeeds! And do you know why? Rollins will paint a picture: Every time Rollins bet on himself, it ended with a world title or a main event. Bron bets on himself and it gets him Austin Theory & Logan Paul. It gets him steak dinners, private jets, and happy endings from Heyman. Bron tries, Rollins succeeds, because Rollins will say this plainly for even Bron’s pea brain: Bron is NOT ready. Bron says, “I’m not ready? That’s the narrative you wanna go with? I hate to break it to you, superstar, but before all this was a thing, I was well on my way to becoming a main event with or without you!”

Bron never needed that help, and yet you blame Bron for losing the WHC? The truth is, Rollins’ body can’t handle it, his mind is brittle, and his shoulder can’t handle the weight of a strap on it anymore! The fans boo, but Bron grins as he says yeah, he took his shot and came up short. But y’know what? Bron can go to sleep at night a lot better knowing he lost to the Best int he World instead of someone who self-proclaims it! Bron believes Rollins is everything he says, with all the accolades, titles, everything there is to win here. A first-ballot WWE Hall of Famer, no doubt.

Rollins is THE very best pro-wrestler in the entire world… at being number two. The fans are torn, but Rollins says that was pretty good for Baby Steiner. He come up with all that on his own? Or did he call Big Poppa Pump for the hook up? Bron thinks he is ready, but Backlash is two weeks away! Rollins is going to give Bron the opportunity to prove that he is ready. But let Rollins let you in on a little secret that everyone else knows. As a Steiner, Bron’s not even number two in his own family. Rollins drops the mic and heads out, but will Rollins be ready for the backlash of challenging Bron to a match?

 

Stephanie Vaquer arrives backstage.

La Primera is ready to get back at Liv Morgan, but RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ ATTACKS! La Ruda catches Vaquer with the cheap shot, then THROWS her into road cases! Roxie & Liv are there, and they RAM a road case into Vaquer! Judgment Day stands over Vaquer, and Liv tells Vaquer this is HER title! Judgment Day leaves Vaquer behind, but have they truly moved past her? Or is the Dark Angel only going to be more hellbent on her revenge?

 

PENTA VS Rusev!

Speaking of revenge, the Man With No Fear may still be Intercontinental Champion, but now he owes The Bulgarian Brute a beating for last week. Will #CeroMiedo withstand the power of MACHKA?

Raw returns as Rusev makes his entrance. But wait, then so does Ethan Page! The fans boo All Ego getting involved in this, but he technically was part of the problem last week. The bell rings and the fans rally as the two tie up. Rusev KNEES and CLUBS Penta while Ethan takes a seat ringside. Rusev suplexes Penta, then drags him up for a GUT WRENCH PLEX! The fans rally for Penta, but Rusev scoops for a FALL AWAY SLAM! Penta tumbles, but Rusev CLUBS him and BOOTS him! Rusev stands on Penta, but only Ethan applauds. Rusev steps off to whip Penta, but Penta KICKS on return! and SUPERKICKS!

Penta runs, DROPKICKS, and Rusev tumbles out! Penta then FLIES! Down goes Rusev, right in front of Ethan and commentary! Ethan mockingly applauds but Penta warns him. Ethan says eyes on the prize, and Rusev back suplexes! Penta lands out to SUPERKICK Rusev again! Penta puts Rusev in, Ethan protests how close that got, but Penta keeps moving. Springboard, but into the MACHKA KICK! Rusev scoops for a SWINGING SLAM! The fans boo, Rusev snarls, and Raw goes to break.

Raw returns again as Rusev has Penta up top! Penta fights the suplex with body shots, then with forearms! The fans cheer as Penta HEADBUTTS Rusev down! Penta then adjusts and leaps, CROSSBODY! Penta keeps moving, he ducks ‘n’ dodges to mule kick a leg! SLING-DOG! Rusev goes to a corner, Penta GAMANGIRIS! Penta sits Rusev down, then runs up to headstand and SWINGING DROPKICK! Rusev sputters but Penta drags him to a cover, ONE!! Rusev still has a lot of gas in the tank, and he KNEES Penta down low! Rusev whips, Penta goes up and over, BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Even Ethan is surprised!

Penta and Rusev rise, the fans rally, and Penta runs up to DEST- NO, Rusev BACKDROPS! Then ROUNDHOUSE! Rusev clinches, URENAGES, and he goes to a corner. The fans boo as Penta stirs and Rusev stomps around. Rusev runs up, MACHKA KICK! Penta falls, but Rusev isn’t done there! Ethan applauds as Rusev shouts, “CRUSH!!” Stomp and ACCOL- NO, Penta slips out, SUPERKICKS, then feints the springboard! Machka kick misses, Penta rolls Rusev up! PENTA WINS!

Winner: Penta, by pinfall

The fans cheer, but Rusev CLOBBERS Penta! Ethan cheers, he is also a sore loser so he likes this! The fans tell Rusev off while he stomps away on Penta! Ethan steps in the ring, takes off his jacket and undoes his cufflinks, but then Rusev glares at him. Ethan says okay, Rusev can have his time with Penta. But then Penta CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Ethan CLOBBERS Penta! The fans boo as now Ethan and Rusev stomp away on Penta! But wait, here comes Je’Von Evans! The fans fire up as The Young OG DUMPS Rusev out, then RAMS into Ethan! And then springboards to FLYING LARIAT! The fans fire up as Evans taunts Rusev!

Rusev runs up, Penta SUPERKICKS! Evans goes up, up, O G CUTTER!! The fans fire up as Evans kicks Rusev out, and he stands tall with Penta. They shake hands on it, they’ll stand against Rusev & Ethan to clear them out of the way. Will Cero Miedo get BOUNCY~?

 

Los Americanos speak.

Rayo introduces himself, Bravo, and El Grande himself. El Grande steps forward to say, “In a few weeks, I will be competing in one of the biggest and most important matches in the history of lucha libre against Chaparro Americano, Mask VS Mask!” And he cannot lie, this match will be the most important match of his entire life! The biggest fight he’ll ever have. And y’know what? He’ll have to be ready to fight for his life. And to be honest, there is much more on the line. He must be ready to fight for his name, his colors, for Mexico, and for his home.

And what better way to prepare for that than to issue a respectful challenge to the biggest lucha libre legend ever, Rey Mysterio? It would be an honor to step into the ring against Rey here in Laredo, Texas! That is a GRANDE challenge, but is he biting off more than he can chew facing the King of Lucha?

 

Becky Lynch is here!

The Man has come around to Laredo, and she is the THREE-TIME Women’s Intercontinental Champion. But what will Becky have to say about her big time WrestleMania win? We’ll find out, after the break.

Raw returns as Becky stands in the ring, still wearing the ring gear from her WrestleMania victory. Becky takes a moment before she says, “The Man, and the NEW Women’s Intercontinental Champion, has come around to Laredo, Texas!” The fans are torn on that, but Becky says we just entered a whole new era of “The Manosphere,” because a lot of history was made at WrestleMania 42! Becky finally got rid of Loser AJ Lee, having ended her horrible title reign, and she put gold around the waist of someone who truly deserves it in herself. She became the first WWE Superstar to win four different titles at Mania.

She became the first-ever THREE TIME Women’s IC Champion! She’s now won more WrestleMania matches than any woman in history! And Undertaker, she’s coming for that streak next! And she proved once and for all why she is the Greatest Women’s Wrestler of All Time, and it’s not just her saying that, other people say it. Sports Illustrated says it, The Bleacher Report says it. All of that is wonderful, all of that is great, but what was most important is that she looked out at a sea of over 50 THOUSAND fans, and she saw her baby girl in the front row.

Becky was able to take her out, walk with her up the ramp, and she realized that she needed to show her daughter what a real champion is. It isn’t about the five-star hotels, the fancy restaurants and the private jets, even though they indulge in all of those. It is not about going to the biggest cities and performing in front of the best crowds. It is also about going to the rundown towns like Laredo and showing out for the commonfolk like everyone here. And Becky knows what they need and what they want. They want a fighting champion! They want her to defend the title! And not just against some nostalgia act or an underdog.

They want Becky VS the best of the best! They want new, exciting, shiny! So Becky stands here before us as The Man of the People, issuing an open challenge to whoever wants to come out here, look them in the eyes and say, “Welcome to the Big Time. Now let’s throw some hands!” Who is it gonna be?! Becky waits, and we get… IYO SKY! The fans cheer that! Iyo gets herself a mic while Becky is rather stunned, and she tells Becky, “I accept!” Becky laughs and asks what Iyo accepts. She wanted to fight the best of the best, the new, the shiny, the exciting. Iyo is none of those things! The fans boo but Becky says that’s for Iyo!

Iyo says no, that’s for Becky! The fans cheer Becky but Becky says okay, okay, she understands. Iyo is accepting on behalf of Rhea Ripley, the part of the team that actually has gold. Is Rhea coming back? Mami VS Becky, Becky Two Belts again. Becky wanted Shawn Michaels, not Marty Jannetty. And clearly, Iyo was holding Rhea back. Iyo SLAPS Becky down! The fans fire up as Iyo stomps Becky, Becky bails out, but Adam Pearce says whoa, hold on, where are you going? The champ wanted a fight, Iyo answered the call, and in case you forgot, we’re in Laredo! So it will be a title match, let’s get a ref, cuz we’re doing it now!

The fans cheer, but Becky CLOBBERS Iyo! The ref hurries in here and backs Becky off. Iyo is still getting her shot, is the Genius about to make The Man’s historic reign historically short, too?

WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship: Becky Lynch VS Iyo Sky!

Raw returns as the match is already going, and Iyo SHOTGUNS Becky down! the fans fire up with Iyo, and she CLUBS Becky on the back. Iyo whips, Becky reverses, but Iyo goes up, only for Becky to BOOT her outta the sky, and LARIATS her down! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer but Becky scowls as Iyo survives. Becky runs up in the corner, forearm SMASH, then clinch for the BECKSPLODER! Iyo bails out but Becky builds speed, and Becky WRECKS Iyo with a dropkick! The fans boo but Becky aims, FLYING FOREARM and down goes Iyo! Becky gets Iyo back into the ring, climbs up a corner, and drops the MAN’S LEG! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally as Iyo survives, but Becky talks herself down. Becky drags Iyo up, clinches again, BECKS- NO, Iyo slips free and ROCKS Becky! Becky fires back with forearms, UPPERCUT, and SOBAT, but Iyo blocks! GERMAN SUPLEX! Becky sputters but both women are down! The fans rally up, Iyo and Becky go to ropes, and Becky runs up! Iyo dodges, and URAKEN! SHOTEI! And then FLAPJACK! The fans fire up for Iyo as she brings Becky up to whip. Becky reverses, but Iyo goes up, out, and ROCKS Becky! Then HOTSHOTS her! The fans fire up as Iyo climbs, to then MISSILE DROPKICK! Direct hit, and Iyo kips up!

The fans fire up as Iyo does her crazy taunt! Iyo then aims at Becky in the corner, SHINKANSEN! Iyo pushes Becky to the cover, TWO! Becky survives but Iyo stays focused. Iyo goes up, up, but Becky YANKS her back down! And dragon sleeper for an EYE OF THE HURRICANE! Cover, TWO! Iyo is still in this and that frustrates Becky. Becky demands Iyo stand, then clinches, but Iyo victory rolls for STOMP 182! Becky bails out, Iyo builds speed, but Becky ROCKS Iyo first! Becky reels Iyo in, but Iyo PELES free! Iyo then runs up, SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB to the FLOOR! The fans are thunderous while both women are down, and Raw goes to break!

Raw returns again as Becky has Iyo up top! The fans rally as Iyo fights, but Becky SUPERPLEXES! Then roll through for a DDT! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Iyo survives! Both women are down, “This is Awesome!” Becky and Iyo stir but it is Becky that stands first. Becky brings Iyo up and clinches again, but Iyo turns the lift into a crucifix, then sunset flip! TWO, Becky ducks the roundhouse but not HEEL KICK! Iyo hurries to underhooks and TIGER BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Becky survives and Iyo is shocked! The fans rally as Iyo goes to the corner! Iyo goes up, but Becky trips her up again! Becky climbs, but Iyo ELBOWS her away!

Becky staggers but Iyo reels Becky in, TORNADO DDT! Iyo goes up, up, and OVER THE MOONSAULT, but into BOOTS! Becky hurries to clinch! MANHANDLE SLAM!! Cover, TWO?!? Becky is shocked as Iyo survives her best shot! Laredo is all fired up for Iyo but that infuriates Becky. Becky drags Iyo to the drop zone, goes up, but Iyo trips her up now! Becky SMACKS off post, tumbles to the apron then the floor, but Iyo goes right out! ASAI MOONSAULT! Down goes Becky at the ramp! Iyo hurries to get Becky up and in, then takes off a shoe that’s bothering her. Becky distracts the ref, ASUKA TRIPS IYO!! Becky clinches, MANHANDLE SLAM!! Cover, Becky wins!!

Winner: Becky Lynch, by pinfall (still WWE Women’s Intercontinental Champion)

The Man survives thanks to a big time assist from The Empress of Tomorrow! Asuka may be without her Pirate Princess, but she’s still pissed at Iyo for her supposed disrespect! BUZZSAW! ASUKA LOCK!! Iyo flails, even taps, but nothing can save her from Asuka’s wrath! Fans chant “We Want Kairi!” but Asuka stands on Iyo with a sinister smile. Will Asuka break Iyo and make her respect her senpai?

 

El Grande Americano Original talks with Rey Mysterio.

EGA OG says hola to Rey, and knows Rey is fraternizing with that faker, that supposed El Grande Americano Dos. First he endorses the guy, then he has a match against him. Original just wants to know that on May 30th for AAA, Mask VS Mask, does Original have to watch his back? Rey says no, he does not, Mr. OG Grande. Listen, the only thing Rey is looking for is for them all to respect lucha libre. Rey says in Spanish that for a luchador, their mask is everything. All OG Grande can says is si, bueno. But then Los Americanos step into the room! And they ask what Rey is doing with this guy! Rey says it is not what they think.

The Grandes start arguing, both in Spanish and English, but Rey shouts them all down. Tranquilos, cabrones! He is not choosing sides. Rayo & Bravo say he better. Is that a threat?! No, take it easy, jefe, they’re just saying. See you in the ring. Los Americanos head out, Rey is a little annoyed with them and OG Grande, but will the King of Lucha teach them all a thing or two about the culture?

 

Backstage interview with The Usos.

Byron Saxton is with Jimmy & Jey, and he gets to it: Can they give us some intel on which direction Roman Reigns is leaning towards? #BigJim says the OTC will make his decision when The OTC is ready to make his decision. Jey adds YEET, but LA Knight steps in. The Mega Star hopes he didn’t just hear them say that. OTC, sitting at the head of the table. Knight isn’t here to tear them down but to remind them of who they are. Main Event Jey Uso, a former world champion, and how’d he do that? On his own! Big Jim Uso, also all the potential in the world to be world champion, but how is he gonna do that? Not under Roman Reigns, that’s for sure!

Jey tells Knight to stay in his lane, but Jimmy calms him down. Jimmy told Knight that this is family business. Knight understands that, and he can respect that. But the problem is, the whole Bloodline thing, they had immense power, they run roughshod over everybody. But the problem was, that power corrupts, and when it does, it becomes Knight’s business, YEAH! Knight leaves it at this, but does he have a point? Is The Bloodline about to relapse into their old ways?

 

Joe Hendry is here!

Laredo waves their hands from side to side as The Prestigious One is in the ring. “Say his name because he has appeared in Laredo, Texas!” The fans cheer, and Hendry knows they know he had a big decision to make, so he wants to tell us all about it in the song. “I’ve won the titles everywhere I go. I’ve been on WrestleMania and many other shows. But the time has come for me to pick one brand. I’m sorry to the others, I hope they understand. Joe Hendry’s on Raw, Raw, Joe Hendry signed to Raw. Raw, Raw, Joe Hendry signs to Raw.

“Next time you turn on Netflix, you won’t just want to chill. I’ll have you believing in a better kind of thrill. Raw, Raw, Joe Hendry’s on Raw. respect to the Ruler, I acknowledge The OTC. But Adam Pearce, if you’re listening, can you make one change for me? That’s Logan Paul, Paul, can we fire Logan Paul? Paul, Paul, can we fire Logan Paul? Everyone! Paul, Paul, can we fire Logan Paul? All together! Paul, Paul, can we fire Logan-” Well, now The Maverick is here, and he says you can’t fire him! You can’t fire him, he’s unfireable! Boo you, Hendry, you can’t fire him! He’s Logan Paul! All of you are awful, just like that song!

Logan says, “You’re awful!” to the fans in the front row. He knows this is Hendry’s first not on Raw, and now it’s also his last! He’s made the worst mistake of his life! Theory then tells Hendry that he isn’t seeing things right. See this right here? That’s gold, that makes them the greatest tag team champions of the world! Of the UNIVERSE! What they’re telling Hendry is that they are winners! Hendry asks if these guys are winners. The fans say, “NO!” Hendry says Joe says no to that. He saw ESPN< he saw Mania, he just saw some primetime losers! Now The Vision is mad, and they throw stuff out of the ring!

Theory says lemme tell you something! This mat belongs to The Vision! The camera that everyone sees through belongs to The Vision. And The Vision goes through everybody! Hendry is in a lucky spot, because they’re gonna go through him! They push Hendry, but he TURNS! LARIAT for Theory! Hendry RAMS Logan into a corner! Theory goes after Hendry, the Vision mugs him 2v1, and the fans boo as they KNEE Hendry low! But wait! Here come the Street Profits! Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins went after The Vision last week, so here we go again! Dawkins DUMPS Logan out before he DECKS him!

Dawkins ROCKS Theory, whips him, REVELATION! The fans fire up and pump it up with Ford! He goes up top but Logan saves Theory! At least, for now. Ford points to Hendry, he HIGH JUMPS to take The Vision down! The fans fire up for Hendry & The Profits, and we all get to wave our hands from side to side! The Profits are believers, but will they also be the hunters when it comes to The Vision and those World Tag Team Championships?

 

Grayson Waller complains to Adam Pearce.

The Aussie Icon doesn’t like the Raw General Manager just giving people opportunities outta nowhere. That bouncy idiot, Je’Von, is one cutter away from retirement! Then Pearce has one guy singing songs, there’s some little vampire kid cursing people, where are the opportunities for Waller? He’s in the shape of his life, lad! Pearce says he’ll give Oba Femi a shot. Wow, okay, he beat Brock at the END of his career? #Obarated! Uh, no, Oba’s behind you. Waller regrets everything but Oba says if Waller wants a chance, then Pearce can give him one against Oba tonight. Waller says Pearce should’ve warned him!

Pearce says he did, but too late. Waller needs to go get his gear on, because that match is official. Is Waller about to have a Fall From Grace?

 

Joe Hendry & The Street Profits regroup backstage.

Ford & Dawkins are singing the very catchy, “Paul, Paul, can we fire Logan Paul?” Hendry thanks for the help, what a welcome to Raw. They shake hands on it, and Ford says get a different colored shirt now that he’s on the red brand, you know what he means? Hendry nods and heads out, and The Profits secret handshake. And then Rollins steps in, and he tells them that last week- Ford stops Rollins there, because there he goes thinking this is all about him. Last week wasn’t about him but about those tag titles. Rollins thinking he special. The Profits leave and Rollins does have to consider that.

But either way, will Rollins and The Profits find themselves working together against The Vision? Or is this all going to be for naught?

 

El Grande Americano w/ Los Americanos VS Rey Mysterio!

The battle of Los Grande Americanos is set for May 30th, and the King of Lucha has ended up in the middle of it all. Will Rey be much more than just a tune-up for El Grande Americano Dos? Or will this El Grande be more than ready to face the other Grande Americano next month?

Raw returns as Los Americanos make their entrance. The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. The two tie up, and Grande wrenches to wristlock. Rey rolls, uses the ropes to flip through, then Rey wrenches, only for Grande to wrangle him. Rey kips up to wrench but Grande rolls, spins, and he drop toeholds Rey to then go for the wristlock. The fans applaud the technical exchange as Grande then floats to a cover, ONE as Rey gets an arm up! Grande puts the arm down, TWO as Rey gets the other arm up! Another cover, TWO! A third cover, TWO as Rey bridges! Grande hops on, but Rey stays up! The fans cheer while Grande is stunned!

Grande jumps again but Rey uses that to get up and up and sunset flip! TWO, Grande runs up but Rey sweeps! Cover, ONE! Grande sweeps and covers, ONE! The fans cheer as the two stand off. Rey and Grande applaud each other, then Rey offers a handshake. Grande accepts, but Rey kicks low! Rey whips, Grande reverses to kick low! Grande hammerlocks Rey, brings him around, but Rey fires elbows. Rey cravats to jump and flying-mare! Grande RUNS Rey over! Things keep moving, Rey bypasses Grande to tilt-o-whirl and RANA! Grande’s on the ropes, Rey dials it up, but Grande GAMANGIRIS first! Cover, TWO! The fans rally while Raw goes to break.

Raw returns again as Rey whips Grande to ropes and BACKDROPS him! Grande goes to a corner while the fans cheer, and Rey whips corner to corner. Grande reverses, blocks a kick, and SMACKS Rey! Rey staggers to another corner but Grande whips corner to corner. Grande runs up but Rey BOOTS him! Rey ELBOWS Grande, then goes up, but Grande CLUBS him on the back! Grande gets under Rey but Rey slips free. Grande SMACKS Rey again, whips, but Rey reverses. Grande goes up and over, but Rey goes up to QUEBRADA, but Grande stays up! Only for Rey to TORNADO DDT! The fans fire up while Rey covers, TWO!

Rey is surprised but many are surprised he pulled that counter off in the first place. Rey waits on Grande to get up, then DROPKICKS him onto the ropes! The fans cheer as Rey dials it up, but Rayo distracts so Bravo can trip Rey! The fans boo but Bravo plays dumb. Rayo hurries to sneak Grande his metal plate! Rey DECKS Bravo, then runs to 619 Rayo down! The fans cheer, Rey slingshots, but Grande dodges the splash! Grande grabs the metal plate, but then ORIGINAL GRANDE is here! They tug-o-war over the plate, Rey BLASTS the Grandes into each other! Rey runs again, RANA! Grande Dos is on the ropes, so Rey redials, 619!!

Rey aims again, slingshot and DROP THE DIME! Cover, Rey wins!

Winner: Rey Mysterio, by pinfall

El Grande Americano Dos tried to lie, cheat and steal, but Rey spots the metal plate! And he even tells Original that no one is getting it! They’re gonna have to fight fair ‘n’ square in May! Well for now, Grande Original CLOBBERS Grande Dos! The fans fire up as these two brawl while they grapple! Producers and refs rush out here but fans want to “Let Them Fight! Let Them Fight!” The Grandes are separated, but the animosity between them is only growing! Who proves they are El Grande Americano Superior on May 30th?

 

Asuka speaks.

“Iyo, did you think you were done with me? I say when we’re done! Because I am still your senpai. All I’ve done is try to help you and all you’ve done is disappoint me. For so long, I blamed myself for your mistakes. I thought I did something wrong for you to turn your back on me. But I finally realize YOU are the problem! You are ungrateful, selfish, and my biggest failure. But I didn’t fail you, you failed me. You failed your family! And now, we’re both alone, because I didn’t want another Iyo. I’ve spared you until now because I thought we could be a family again. But now that you killed that family…NOTHING will stop me from destroying you!

“So, at Backlash, I fix my failure. I teach you one final lesson. And that lesson is… You are not and will never be ready for Asuka!” The grudge match is finally set, but will the Empress of Tomorrow make sure Iyo has no future? Or will the Genius prove that she’s left her senpai behind long ago?

 

Grayson Waller VS Oba Femi!

The Aussie Icon likes him a good “shoey,” but he stuck his foot in his mouth this time. Grayson wanted an opportunity, but will he even survive against The Ruler that conquered The Beast?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans already chant “O~BA!” as he blocks Waller’s kick. Oba LARIATS Waller, TOSSES him to a corner, then fires body shots from all sides. Oba UPPERCUTS Waller, whips him corner to corner, then UPPERCUTS again! Oba runs corner to corner for another UPPERCUT! Oba keeps going, but Waller bails out! The fans boo, but Oba has Waller at the apron. Waller HOTSHOTS Oba, then somersaults, but into the SHOTPUT BOMB! Oba UPPERCUTS Waller back down and the fans fire up! Pop-up, and FALL FROM GRACE!! Cover, Oba wins!

Winner: Oba Femi, by pinfall

Waller wanted on the card tonight, but maybe he regrets it. At the very least, Waller learned Femi isn’t #Obarated! Oba has the mic to ask Laredo if they’re feeling good tonight. The fans cheer because indeed they are! Oba says they’re feeling good, he’s feeling good, Waller isn’t, but we don’t care about how Waller feels. Waller did say something that was right, though. There is no opportunity around here, because all the big champions are locked in with contenders, the US Champion doesn’t do open challenges, so Oba is going to take it upon himself to create a solution to the problem. Ladies and gentlemen, as of today, the Oba Femi Open Challenge will commence!

The fans cheer, and Oba says to any man back there who wants to prove himself, step up! If you want to see how you fair at the top of the mountain, step up! But Oba will not take too kindly to their decision. Because he will be merciless, unforgiving, and relentless! He will punish them! They are not stepping to just any man, but to OBA FEMI! The fans cheer as Oba makes himself equal to a title! Will anyone be able to overthrow The Ruler?

 

Judgment Day is in the clubhouse.

Liv, Raquel & Roxie are still feeling great after what they did to Vaquer, because THEY run Raw! Vaquer found out the hard way, and so will BayLyra. Liv asks Raquel for time alone with Roxie. Is this about the thing? Yes, it is. Raquel says sure, she’ll go finish warming up. Raquel heads out, and Liv says hey to Roxie. Liv wanted to finish the conversation they tried having before WrestleMania. Remember? Before Vaquer smacked their heads together? Right, yeah. Well, really, Liv just wants to apologize to Roxie.

Liv is sorry for how things went down with Finn while she was gone. She knows Roxie and Finn were close, and that must’ve been hard watching from home. Liv knows how that felt, because she sat at home watching Finn bring Roxie into the group. And Liv wants Roxie to know that they are family, but Finn put himself before the family. That is not something Liv would do to Roxie, she wants to support her like Roxie supported Liv. So Liv will be in their corner and cheer them on as Roxie & Raquel get one step closer to the tag titles. Liv takes Roxie’s hand and asks, “Do you trust me, my little Roxie?”

Roxie nods yes, but then says she needs a second. Liv says okay, see you out there. Liv heads out, saying this is exciting. But Roxie doesn’t seem so sure. Wait, FINN is in the clubhouse?! Roxie tells him he’s not supposed to be here, but Finn says Roxie CANNOT trust Liv! In fact, she can’t trust anyone in the Judgment Day! Roxie asks if she can’t trust them, or can’t trust Finn. Roxie is with Judgment Day, she has a match coming up, so he has to go. Finn says good luck with the match, and hopes she knows what she’s doing. Finn leaves, but is The Prince right about them all?

 

Bayley & Lyra Valkyria VS Raquel Rodriguez & Roxanne Perez w/ Liv Morgan!

The Role Model & Morrigan fell short of the tag titles at WrestleMania, but Judgment Day wasn’t even in the match! Who proves themselves worthy of the next opportunity with a win tonight?

Raw returns as Judgment Day makes their entrance. The teams sort out and Bayley starts against Raquel. The fans rally as the two circle, tie up, and Bayley wrenches to wristlock. Raquel swings, Bayley ducks, and she puts on the pressure. Raquel powers Bayley to a corner, ROCKS her, then whips her corner to corner. Raquel runs up but Bayley BOOTS her! Bayley headlocks but Raquel blocks the takeover! Raquel lifts Bayley but Bayley fights that with fists. Bayley jumps to tornado takeover! They roll, Raquel fights up, and Raquel hits a BIG back suplex! Raquel looms over Bayley but hears the fans chanting, “We Want Roxie!”

Raquel points to the corner, the fans cheer, so Raquel tags Roxie! The fans cheer even more now as the Judgment Day mugs Bayley! Roxie stomps away, the fans cheer her on, but the ref counts. Roxie backs off, but Bayley lifts Roxie! Roxie kicks and flails but Bayley RAMS Roxie into the corner. Tag to Lyra, she and Bayley mug Roxie, and the fans boo. Lyra headlocks Roxie but Roxie pulls hair. Roxie headlocks and the fans cheer her on. Lyra powers out, but Roxie cartwheels over the dropdown! Roxie takes a bow, then SLAPS Lyra! Lyra CLOBBERS Roxie and rains down fists! Laredo boos but Lyra whips Roxie to ropes.

Roxie tilt-o-whirls through to RANA, but Lyra handsprings through that! Lyra SLAPS Roxie in return! Liv tells Bayley to shut up but Lyra whips Roxie to the corner. Roxie dodges, but Lyra grabs her by the wrist! Tag to Bayley, scoop and BACKBREAKER, but Roxie knees free! Roxie SMACKS Bayley, but Lyra WHEEL KICKS! Bayley goes back up, MACHO ELBOW! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Roxie survives, and she bails out to regroup with the others. Judgment Day avoids Lyra’s dropkick, and Raquel CLOBBERS her! But Bayley fires off on Roxie! Bayley puts Roxie in the ring, but Raquel trips Bayley up!

Bayley POSTS Lyra, all while Roxie distracts the ref! Judgment Day is in control as Raw goes to break.

Raw returns again as both Bayley and Raquel are down! The fans rally as both women crawl, Liv coaches Raquel, hot tags to Roxie and Lyra! The fans fire up, but then Lyra CROSSBODIES Roxie and GAMANGIRIS Raquel! Lyra LARIATS Roxie, dodges Raquel, and goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! Lyra kips up, then clinches Roxie, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Roll through for the fisherman BUSTER! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Roxie survives! Liv coaches her team on but Lyra drags Roxie up. Lyra brings Roxie over, tags Bayley, and Bayley fireman’s carries while Lyra climbs. Roxie slips free, SHOVES Bayley into Lyra, then tags Raquel!

Roxie runs, tilt-o-whirls, and clinches, Raquel adds as BOOT to the LEG SWEEP! Cover, but Lyra SPLASHES onto it! The fans rally again and Raquel crawls, hot tag back to Roxie! The fans fire up again as Roxie BLASTS Lyra, SOBATS Bayley, then hops up and hops on! But Bayley SMACKS Roxie off buckles! Then a BAYLEY2BELLY! Cover, Raquel breaks it! The fans cheer, Lyra runs up and CROSSBODIES Raquel and herself out of the ring! Liv shouts at Bayley, but she gets caught! The fans cheer, but then Liv HOTSHOTS Bayley! Roxie SHINING WIZARDS! Then the POP-ROX!! Cover, Judgment Day wins!

Winners: Judgment Day, by pinfall

Laredo cheers their hometown hero, but it was certainly a team effort as always for Judgment Day! Will nothing stop them from having all the gold again?

 

Roman Reigns heads to the ring!

Laredo, Texas puts up their ones to the sky as The OTC makes his entrance. The WWE World Heavyweight Champion stands on stage, raises the title to the sky, and the pyro goes off. But what has he decided when it comes to him and Jacob Fatu? We’ll find out, after the break.

Raw returns as Roman is in the ring, and he raises the belt again for the second round of pyro. Roman grabs a mic while the fans chant “O T C! O T C!” The fans then shift to singing, “Roman, Roman Reigns~!” then go back to “O T C! O T C!” Roman enjoys that for a moment before he says, “Y’see, it’s been awhile since I’ve been here in Texas. But if you can’t tell from home, they love their Tribal Chief here, baby!” The fans cheer that! Roman continues by saying, “They made this title in spite of me. They made this title to try and take away from my shine. But it never worked. Y’see, there’s an old saying and it’s very true.

“The title don’t make the man, the man makes the title!” The fans cheer that, too! Roman says that’s what he’s done with this strap! He’s put it in the main event! He’s put it on night two of WrestleMania! He’s made this title relevant! See, now you can finally be proud of this title. Now you can respect this title! Now, you can actually choose to acknowledge this title. “As a matter of fact, let’s demonstrate. Laredo, Texas…!” The fans erupt with “O T C! O T C!” Roman says it again, “Laredo, Texas… ACKNOWLEDGE ME!” The fans cheer again! But then Jacob Fatu makes his entrance! The fans cheer again as The Samoan Werewolf arrives!

Jacob goes right to the ring while the fans chant “FATU! FATU!” Jacob and Roman stare down, and Roman says, “Fatu, right on cue. Perfect timing, I was just getting to you. I gave you a week, gave you time to think. I’m hoping you made the right choice, Jacob. I’m hoping you made the choice to unite our family, and not divide it.” Jacob has a mic to say Roman gave him a week but he didn’t need a week. He didn’t need a day. Hell, he didn’t even need an hour! He knew exactly what he wanted when he came out here last Monday. Jacob didn’t stutter, didn’t hesitate, when he said he doesn’t want the title, but that he needs the title.

What? Is Roman stuck in his WWE main event bubble? Is he stuck in Tribal Chief Land? Roman ain’t grind like Jacob! Jacob is uncut and raw! 12 YEARS of hard work, 12 YEARS of grinding, 12 YEARS of suffering, not knowing when the next meal was gonna be! While y’all was running things up here as The Bloodline, Fatu was foaming at the mouth, grinding, on the frontlines, trying to figure out if he was gonna be here or not! The fans cheer that, and Fatu says it ain’t how you start but how you finish. And that has Fatu standing here in front of Roman. So before WWE, Roman didn’t call, Jimmy didn’t call, Jey didn’t call.

You know who did call? Solo Sikoa! The fans boo that name but Jacob says Solo gave him a chance! Roman says, “Solo?! Either you’re completely confused or you’re dumber than I think. Solo couldn’t get a cup of coffee delivered to the building if he wanted to. Take a look around. Who you think runs this place?” The fans chant, “O T C! O T C!” Laredo ain’t lying, OTC runs WWE. And yeah, he’s been distracted, things get hectic around here, but Roman never forgot about Jacob. Roman signed off on Jacob. But Jacob’s sounding confused, sounding like a fool. Jacob doesn’t deserve it, he hasn’t earned it.

Roman allowing Jacob to compete against him is nepotism! And Roman can’t allow- JACOB GRABS ROMAN BY THE FACE! The fans freak out as the TONGAN DEATH GRIP grinds Roman down, but then Roman SMACKS him with the mic! Fatu just shakes it off?! TONGAN DEATH GRIP!! Roman sputters as Fatu HEADBUTTS away! Fatu chokes Roman right out, and he tells Roman, “I am going to take everything, EVERYTHING, from you!!” Fatu finally lets Roman go, and he picks up the belt. Fans are torn, but the decision should be clear now. Roman coughs and sputters but he grabs the mic to shout at Jacob!

“You want me at Backlash?! I’ll see you at Backlash!!” The fans cheer, and the match is made! The Samoan Werewolf has made The Tribal Chief into his prey, but will he have what he’s really after in the world title? Or will The OTC punish Fatu for this insolence?


My Thoughts:

A very good Raw that was a bit toned down on the action after that hot Raw After Mania. Great bookending with the OG Bloodline, though I’m not sure about the set-up of Roman & Usos sitting at the table that was more like a press conference table than a meeting. But Jimmy and Jey each having a different side of the argument was good, this builds a bit on what we saw before Mania when Jey was telling Roman to “get him” in reference to CM Punk. And great ending with Roman and Jacob, where Jacob is already done with talking, and he brings out a submission type move to make himself even more menacing. It’d be rather shocking of Fatu actually wins at Backlash, but I feel like Fatu losing and joining Roman is too much of a rehash of everything we’ve already seen in the Bloodline Saga.

Very good match from Penta VS Rusev, and very good win for Penta, but Ethan Page and Je’Von Evans getting involved made sense. That’ll be a great tag match, and I bet we’ll sort out who is challenging Penta for Backlash through that match. Very good promo from Rollins and Bron to set up their match, I appreciate Bron’s perspective because that is how it looked and felt and was definitely not how it should’ve been even in kayfabe. I feel like Bron wins out to then send him to the world title after Backlash. Another great song promo from Hendry, and honestly a great over-the-top angry reaction from Logan Paul for it. Profits helping Hendry out was logical and very good stuff, and Profits putting Rollins in his place was also good. But yeah, there’s gotta be a Six Man Tag there, too.

Waller getting upset only to get humbled by Oba is classic wrestling trope, and Oba making his own open challenge is also great. That’s in the same lineage as like Andre the Giant daring people to body slam him when he knows they couldn’t, or even Chris Masters and the Master Lock Challenge. This will give us some really fun matches while also building Oba up towards a title opportunity of his own. Becky wanting her own Open Challenge series is good, and Iyo challenging her tonight was probably their best way to improvise from releasing Kairi Sane and ruining their own story of Kairi, Iyo & Asuka. The fans are already starting #WeWantKairi, not sure WWE will listen this time, but Asuka VS Iyo is happening for Backlash and that’s all we can really expect.

Very good stuff with Los Americanos, this ended up a great plug for the AAA story of Mask VS Mask. Rey Mysterio being part of the story was good, too, and Rey keeps himself afloat with this win. Gable Americano of course got involved in the match, he and Kaiser Americano are even in math right now, but I would think Gable loses to finally be exposed. And great stuff with Judgment Day, from the attack on Vaquer to the tag match as the main event match. But I’m a little confused as to the Finn & Roxie part. Finn and Roxie should’ve discussed how their ultimate plan was still working. It should’ve been revealed that Finn really did bring Roxie into the group to mess with Liv x Dom. They can still have Roxie turn on Judgment Day in the most pivotal moment, but now it’ll be a bit confusing as to why.

My Score: 8.8/10

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