Andrew’s JCW Lunacy Results & Match Ratings: Ep #82

Vince Russo bought Shane Mercer and Matt Cross’ cooperation, Kerry Morton had to go through Jeeves for a shot at EC3 and Luigi Primo lost to a Narcoleptic Backslide. We also see that Vito’s nephew Sal, is a complete moron, so Vito is floundering for any way to gain some momentum. Also, Choppa City ended up losing the match, but stole the tag titles. While I can say their tag division is the weakest aspect of their show, this finally makes it interesting.

Now lets see what kind of craziness goes down with the clowns!

Barnabas the Bizarre is losing his mind over someone supplying The Outbreak behind his back.

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Ratings:

• Luigi Primo Super Villain Professor Mike vs Green Phantom: Mike wins via 505 – *
• The Outbreak w/Barnabas the Bizarre vs Future Endeavors (Shane Mercer & Matt Cross): Future Endeavors wins via Count Out – ***
• J-Rod Special Guest Referee: “Big Al” Alice Crowley vs Dani Mo: Al wins via Brass Knuckles to the Dome – ** 1/2
• Brothers of Funstruction vs PCO & Steven Flowe w/Ring Rat: Brothers win via DQ? – * 3/4

Results:

Willie and Tony attack Choppa City in the back patio area. They work them over with signs, weapons, put them both on dollies and crash them into each other. Tony flips them onto the floor, and the rightful tag champs take their titles back. Choppa City got dog walked and got punked out a bit.

We then get a backstage segment where Caleb walks up to Violent J to let him know Vince isn’t here, but he’s been told to be his assistant. J smells something fishy, but then Green Phantom walks in like a doofus and asks for another chance. So J makes a match against the Luigi that is win or go home.

Luigi Primo Super Villain Professor Mike vs Green Phantom

Luigi is attacked pre-match by Moshpit Mike with another gimmick. The Super Villain, Professor Mike. Mike offers an alliance.

Mike kicks Phantom in the nuts, rolls him up but Phantom Kicks out. Mike tries to charge, but Phantom hits a Big Boot, into a stomp and then over exaggerated chops. Goes for the Phantasm, but Mike counters it and hits an Atomic Elbow. Mike perches, but Phantom hits 10 Count Punches and then the Phantasm, but Mike kicks out!

Mike pulls out a potion as Luigi distracts the Phantom. Pizza Punch accidentally hits Phantom when Luigi tries to help, but then Mike with the 505 and Phantom loses. He’s gone I suppose.

We get a Father Bronson video package, seems like he’s taking shots at Facade, ninja jokes from Vanilla Ice, the white woman singing the “I Wanna Be Ninja” song, and just trippy and cool stuff. I enjoy Bronson’s gimmick, and him versus Facade will be awesome when it happens.

Barnabas comes to Violent J and begs to have someone beat the drugs out of The Outbreak. He asks for a match against Future Endeavors, but J refuses to interact with Matt Cross, so Barnabas feels betrayed as he walks out completely beside himself. 

EC3 has the mic, and we're told he wants to speak on the problem with the professional wrestling industry…and nobody's off-limits.

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EC3 runs down WWE, AEW (All Elite Deficit Disorder is a good one) and NWA, but he clarifies that the NWA failure is on leadership and not the talent. As I said last week, EC3 unscripted and unhinged reminds me of his first TNA run. EC3 gives the juggalos a Whoop Whoop and a big FUUUCK, the fans are digging EC3. 

Barnabas finds Caleb in the bathroom as The Outbreak are sniffing urinal cakes. He begs for someone to beat the addiction out of the zombies. Caleb leaves to see if he can do something. I’m enjoying how there’s always a story thread in a show to move things along and seem like a real sequence of events instead of only hollow interviews or vignettes. 

The Outbreak w/Barnabas the Bizarre vs Future Endeavors (Shane Mercer & Matt Cross)

Caleb actually made good and now we get to see Shane and Cross in action with their new Vince Russo created team. Shane Mercer walks out, tells Barnabas “Wish granted”.

Cross and Shane beat on the zombies, Shane and Jackson eventually become the two starters, Belly to Belly Toss from Mercer, Jackson with the Up and Over, he gets a few shots in, tries to fly again but gets caught, Bucklebomb combo with Cross throwing a Kick, then an X-Plex lets Shane tag out and Cross comes in to keep up the punishment. Manhattan Drop, Zombie Balls in pain, Jacknife Pin for a two count, before another tag brings Shane Mercer back in to continue to beat the hell out of Jackson . He presses him over his head and then drops him. Jackson continues to stay isolated through multiple tags and just Cross and Mercer destroying the zombie.

Stinger Splash from Cross, into an Irish Whip to Shane, Sack of Shit and Cross with a standing Moonsault for the two count. Hard Irish Whip from Cross, Jackson continues to get thrown from corner to corner until Jackson no sells the third one, Discus Lariat and simultaneous tags! Abel flies into Cross and Shane, Abel runs the ropes but gets grabbed by Shane, Jackson Dropkicks into them. They try a Double Stack pinfall but Shane gets out. They got for a tandem spot but Shane holds on to them, slams them together and Double Straight Jacket Tear Drop Suplex. Cross and Shane have a good tandem spot, Cross with the Mushroom Stops into the Moonsault and Battery! Jackson pulls out Abel, and the zombies wander into the crowd to grab beers from fans. They get counted out because they’re looking for more alcohol.

Damn, that was actually really good stuff from Cross and Mercer. 

Caleb gets yelled at by Violent J for making the match, he apologizes. But once J leaves, J-Rod shows up and asks Caleb if she can be the guest referee for the Dani and Big Al match, Caleb says yes. He starts snickering afterwards because he knows the chaos he’s causing, but he’s right, it is awesome, and I support any and all excuses to see more J-Rod.

J-Rod Special Guest Referee: “Big Al” Alice Crowley vs Dani Mo

Big Al demands answers first, but J-Rod’s music hits to cut off an answer and she walks out, looking…amazing. Aesthetically this match is very Whoop Whoop. 

Al and Dani collide on Shoulder Tackles, Al uses Dani’s hair to drop her, then rolls her over with another Shoulder Tackle, back to back Scoop Slams, but only a two count. Count was a little slow but not bad. Rolling Codebreaker from Al, for another two count. Dani counters Al’s next attempt, brains her in the buckles, then Dani chokes Al against the ropes and J-Rod continues with the lackadaisical but not bad refereeing. Dani has the Headlock, Al Elbows Out but eats a Round Kick to the chest.

Dani confronts J-Rod on the count speed, but Al is getting throw around and chopped repeatedly. Dani Forearm, Back Elbow and Roundhouse Kick rocks Al! Michinoku Driver is only a two count. Dani wanted the Twist but Al fires, a strike combo into a Saito Suplex, Air Raid Crash and … two count. The crowd is chanting “This ref sucks”, but J-Rod tries a cheapshot with Brass Knuckles, Al ducks it, uses the knuckles on J-Rod and then on Dani. Al grabs the downed J-Rod’s hand and counts 3, Big Al walks out victorious.

Violent J says he’s creating a Special Challenge for Caleb. For the next four weeks Caleb will have to face a wrestler of his choosing, all of which are from outside of JCW. We then cut to Mac Davis calling over Barnabas because the zombies are siphoning gas from people’s tanks. 

Blast from the Past: Sabu w/Charlie Brown vs 2 Tuff Tony – JCW Up In Smoke – 4/20/2011

Brothers of Funstruction vs PCO & Steven Flowe w/Ring Rat

Yabo and the rubber chicken start against Steven. They posture to the crowd, then Steven grabs the chicken, chokes it and Yabo slaps him with his tie, gives him a Noogie, Double Clown Shoes to the face, tandem hurdle into a Dropkick before Ruffo hits combo punches on Steven. Ruffo calls for the Hulk Hand, PCO approaches, he no sells the Hulk Hand but Yabo and Ruffo start to double team PCO and he finally starts selling.

The clowns blow up balloons, Steve smacks one away but eats another balloon to the jaw. PCO with the Double Lariat and looks to play good tag team member. Steven doesn’t tag out, removes the flannel and hits Ruffo with the Whammy Bar. Steven tags out to Frankenstein. A corner squisher into a DDT. Falling Headbutt into a Leg Drop, before PCO splits the goal posts and stomps on the solar plexus. Ruffo gets away to Yabo, Double Team clown stuff. Big Boot/Flatliner combo, Steven throws himself Stage Dive style at the clowns and they crash down. Ring Rat hands Steve the guitar and he’s looking to use it.

PCO leaves, CoKane shows up to take the guitar away and Steven goes up the ramp to follow but CoKane clocks Steven and the fight to the back. Vito shows up with a Kendo Stick and starts beating on the brothers while they were confused what the heck was going on. Vito breaks the Kendo Stick across Ruffo’s face and we end with a pretty long beatdown from Vito. Vito drags Ruffo into the back! They throw Ruffo into the back of a car and drive off as the episode ends.

Overall Score: 6.5/10

So as we should all be aware of, a company that started off being known as Juggalo Championshit Wrestling, we aren’t going to expect pure wrestling classics. But if we go down the show, it was still pretty solid. The Green Phatom shtick has gotten old, so hopefully he’s truly gone or they stop with this silly convention cosplay level of crap. It had charm the first few weeks, but the joke is getting stale. Caleb stirring shit all show was a great thread, Barnabas being desperate and getting run all over the venue to stop The Outbreak from doing drugs, drinking beer, sniffing urinal cakes and siphoning gas tanks was solid B movie comedy.

Father Bronson’s video package is interesting, I’d like to see more stuff from him. Anytime J-Rod is on the show is a blessing. So her general involvement is something I will always approve of and EC3 is so much more entertaining here than he has been in the last like 7 years. Let’s also not overlook the fact we got a really solid tag match. A real finish would’ve been nice, but the wandering off Count Out works well for the drug addled story and Future Endeavors looked like complete killers. I won’t be able to defend them not getting a run as tag champs, unless the team dissolves for story reasons before they get the shot.

Still, really solid and entertaining show. Whenever the show feels easy to watch and you’re not counting minutes, that’s quality entertainment…even if it’s a car crash like Jersey Shore.