Results
Mitchell’s WWE Raw Results & Report! (7/13/26)
Reigns, Rollins, Raw, Dallas!
Signing on the dotted line, perhaps for the last time!
Before battling one more time at SummerSlam, Tribal Chief and Architect must sign on the dotted line! But can Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins keep it civil?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Iyo Sky VS Roxanne Perez; Iyo wins.
- Royce Keys VS Jimmy Uso; wins.
- WWE Intercontinental Championship #1 Contender’s Gauntlet: ??? wins and will challenge Penta for the title at SummerSlam.
PLAY BY PLAY
BROCK LESNAR is here!
The fans erupt as The Beast has come to Dallas! Paul Heyman follows behind, but so does local police. Heyman & Lesnar go to the ring, and the fans already chant for “O~BA! HOOT!” Heyman of course starts with his introductions, and he introduces “The Champion of the Cage, the Beast of the Brocktagon, BRRROCK! LESNARRR!” Heyman also wants to call our attention to the fine, upstanding gentlemen of the Dallas PD. Heyman knows the fans are wondering why the cops are here, and while that is a valid question, the answer is: Oba Femi. The fans boo the police but cheer for “O~BA! HOOT!”
Heyman says Oba Femi turned down a guaranteed title match against either champion because that’s how obsessed he is with Brock Lesnar. Think the enormity of that statement. Oba turned down the opportunity to face either top champion at SummerSlam, all to face Lesnar, and that is stalker level obsession. That is clinger number nine territory. Oba Femi is not just a clinger, he’s not just obsessed, he’s not just a stalker, he’s the biggest dummy Heyman’s met in his entire life. Boo that all you want, but you know Heyman’s telling the truth. Oba isn’t just a big dummy, he’s a really, really, really, really, really big Nigerian dummy that turned down his opportunity because he’s a psycho ex-girlfriend coming after Lesnar!
The fans continue to chant for Oba, but Heyman wants to be honest with us: He’s used to people being obsessed with Lesnar. Everyone wants their shootout in the OK Corral. Everyone likes to talk s*it. And then they get hit! And then, once they get hit by Brock Lesnar, they’re not so obsessed anymore. So there’s a bigger problem at hand, and it’s not just Oba Femi’s obsession with Lesnar. Heyman’s client is obsessed with Oba Femi. And ladies and gentlemen, that scares Heyman half to death. Heyman called Lesnar on his hunting trip, asked him how that was going, and Lesnar said he couldn’t wait to get inside Hell in a Cell with Oba Femi!
Heyman calls when Lesnar’s in training camp, and Lesnar can’t wait to get inside HIAC! There are a lot of people that were obsessed with Lesnar. Lesnar obsessed with anyone is unhealthy. Lesnar obsessed with Oba leads to something Dallas is used to: Violence! Oba Femi may be willing to throw away title shots, and Lesnar is willing to beat Oba to the ground, but Heyman wants to protect his money! That’s what an Advocate does! So he went to the WWE and asked for a No Physicality Clause before HIAC. That requires paperwork, so Heyman got a judge here in Dallas who his dad knows, got some favors, and there’s a RESTRAINING ORDER on Oba Femi!
The fans boo but Heyman says Oba cannot be within 100 feet of Lesnar! And truth be told, Heyman got one back on Lesnar. Out of respect, and years of loyalty to each other, Heyman knows Lesnar will please adhere to the restraining order, because this Beast is a law-abiding citizen. Lesnar nods and tips his hat, but then OBA FEMI makes his entrance! The fans cheer as “OBA~” is on stage! The police move into position to be a wall, but Oba still struts his way down the ramp. This is definitely less than 100 feet now, but Oba still keeps on walking forward. Oba enters the ring, Lesnar & Heyman smirking on the other side of the police officers.
Oba gets a mic and says he came here for a fight tonight! But before he gets to it, he’ll give them an opportunity to explain what the hell this is! Heyman says it is very simple: Oba is already in violation of a court ordered restraining order. Gentlemen, do your job. Heyman & Lesnar step out, the officers say Oba is under arrest. Oba TROSSES the one! Then BOOTS another into a third, and DOUBLE CHOKE SLAMS the remaining two! Oba LARIATS an officer, then hoists him up to SHOTPUT him onto the rest! The fans fire up as Oba doesn’t care about Heyman’s restraining order! Oba asks what games is Lesnar playing at! Running? BS’ing? Low blows?!
This is not even Lesnar anymore! Who is this!? Where is the Beast?! Lesnar used to run this place, but now all he does is run away. And as for Heyman, he has the audacity to say Oba stupidly threw away an opportunity? But we all know that if Oba went for one, Lesnar would cost Oba anyway! So here’s the deal. SummerSlam, Hell in a Cell, Oba VS Lesnar, no more games, no more BS, no more running! You cannot run from The Ruler! You cannot run from The Destroyer! You cannot run from The Bringer of War! You cannot run from OBA FEMI!! Heyman is very worried, but Lesnar smiles ear to ear. Who will survive this epic finale between titans?
Iyo Sky VS Roxanne Perez w/ Judgment Day!
The Genius of the Sky wants after Liv Morgan and the Women’s World Championship, but that means dealing with the pawns on the board first. Will we be Over the Moon in Dallas? Or will The Prodigy protect Liv by slowing Iyo down?
Raw returns as Judgment Day makes their entrance. The bell rings and Roxie mocks Iyo’s bad leg. They circle, tie up, and go around. Iyo puts Roxie on the ropes but Roxie puts Iyo in a corner. Roxie climbs up, pulls hair to thrash Iyo around, but the ref counts. Roxie backs off but Iyo CLOBBERS her! Iyo rains down fists, then handstands for a DOUBLE KNEE DROP! Cover, TWO! Iyo keeps on Roxie with a wrench, wristlock, and YANK on the arm. Roxie endures, fights up, but Iyo scoops. Roxie slips free and SLAPS Iyo! Roxie talks trash on Iyo, but Iyo pulls Roxie’s hair! The fans duel as Roxie pulls hair!
The ref reprimands as the two go back and forth, but then Iyo ducks ‘n’ redirects to handspring! Roxie dodges but then Iyo sweeps the legs! Iyo runs but Roxie stops the shotgun to jackknife bridge! TWO as Iyo sunset flips, TWO! Roxie SOBATS, then soaks up the heat. Roxie runs, but Iyo blows past her to SHOTGUN! Roxie tumbles out, the fans fire up, and Iyo builds speed! Iyo DIVES into a FOREARM! Roxie grins, goes to the apron, and she drags Iyo up. Roxie suplexes but Iyo fights that! Roxie still tries but Iyo fires body shots. Iyo scoops Roxie to SLAM her on the apron! Then Iyo lines up a shot, and ASAI MOONSAULTS! Down goes Roxie and the fans fire up!
Iyo stands tall, she puts Roxie in, but Raquel & Liv go after Iyo! The ref misses it as Roxie then sweeps the legs! Roxie STOMPS the bad leg, and Judgment Day taunts Iyo while Raw goes to break.
Raw returns as Roxie puts Iyo up top. Roxie then climbs up, reels Iyo in, but Iyo fights the lift! The fans rally as Iyo ROCKS Roxie! Roxie falls into the drop zone, and the fans fire up! Iyo adjusts, but Roxie hurries to CLUB a leg out! Iyo falls into the Tree of Woe! Roxie goes up to kick the bad leg! The ref reprimands, Roxie backs off, and she runs up to UPPERCUT the leg! Iyo falls out of the Tree, the fans boo, but Roxie LIONSAULTS onto knees! Iyo turns things around, double-edged as it is, and the fans fire up! Liv & Raquel are upset, but Iyo and Roxie both rise up. Roxie runs up, Iyo dodges to SHOTEI! And then FLAPJACK!
Iyo runs up, wheelbarrow, victory roll, STOMP 182! The fans fire up with Iyo as she underhooks Roxie, lifts, and BUTTERFLY BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Roxie is tougher than that, and Liv is very relieved. Iyo crawls back towards a corner while Raquel coaches Roxie up. Iyo dodges Roxie, SWING KICKS, then goes up, up, and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Roxie tumbles, Iyo kips up, and the fans fire up! Iyo gets the bad leg working, and she runs corner to corner, only for Roxie to dodge! Roxie goes up, up, and FLYING ARM-DRAGS! Roxie grabs the bad leg, CALF KILLER!! Iyo endures, reaches out, but the fans rally even harder!
Roxie pulls on the leg, but Iyo uses that to roll through! CROSSFACE!! Roxie flails, reaches out, fights up, and rolls, but into a KAMI-GOYE! Iyo says this is it, and she puts Roxie in the drop zone! Iyo goes up, up, but Raquel is on the apron! The ref stops her, but Liv goes after Iyo! Iyo BOOTS Liv away, dodge Raquel, then GAMANGIRIS! But Roxie O’Conner Rolls! And bridge! TWO, Iyo has it, IYO WINS!!
Winner: Iyo Sky, by pinfall
The fans cheer as Iyo overcomes the odds! But Liv runs up! Iyo dodges to SHOTEI! And BUZZSAWS! But then Roxie CHOP BLOCKS the leg! Raquel stomps Iyo while the fans boo! But wait! Here comes Sol Ruca! The fans cheer as the Women’s Intercontinental Champion dodges Raquel, KNEES Roxie, then handsprings to RANA Raquel into ropes! Sol keeps moving, and she SUPERKICKS Raquel out! The fans fire up as Sol then aims from the apron, and FLYING- NO! Raquel stops the rana and SWINGS Sol into barriers! And POST BOMBS her!! Sol is down, and Liv sends Iyo to OBLIVION!! The fans boo as Liv HAMMERS, DRIBBLES, and SLAPS Iyo!
The Judgment Day regroups, and Liv tells Iyo that this is the closest Iyo will get to this title! BELT SHOT!! The fans boo as hard as they can, but Judgment Day stands tall. Will nothing stop Liv from causing trouble as Women’s World Champion?
The Vision is here!
The fans boo as Bron Breakker, Austin Theory, Logan Paul, and now Maxxine Dupri all make their way out to the ring. The Alpha Babe is the reason the boys are WWE World Tag Team Champions again, but what will they have to say about it? We’ll find out, after the break.
Raw returns as The Vision is in the ring and the fans boo. Logan starts off by saying, “Dallas, Texas! Give it up for your NEW Tag Team Champions, Austin Theory & Bron Breakker!” The fans boo instead. Logan says they could not have done it without the newest member of the team, The Vision Queen, Maxxine! The fans boo more, and Maxxine says here’s the thing. But before she can explain, Otis & Akira Tozawa appear on stage! The fans cheer The Alpha Academy as they make their way to the ring, and others chant at Maxxine, “You Sold Out! You Sold Out!” Maxxine wants The Vision to relax as Otis & Tozawa step into the ring.
Tozawa asks Maxxine, “Can we talk?” Maxxine has The Vision chill, and she says it’ll be alright. The Vision steps aside for the moment, and Maxxine invites the boys into the ring. Otis & Tozawa step forward, and Tozawa is emotional as he says, “What’re you doing? This isn’t you! You’re a wonderful human being, because I know. And this guy (Austin Theory) is all wrong for you!” Maxxine says she still loves Otis & Tozawa, but they gave her a choice. The fans boo, they chant “You Sold Out!” but Maxxine tells them that they told her that if she was with Austin, she couldn’t be with them. She doesn’t think that’s fair! They don’t even know him! Maybe, if-
Otis speaks up. The fans cheer, and Otis says he told her about Theory, that he IS bad news. Maxxine says you don’t know him! The fans boo but Otis says he knows Maxxine. Otis has known Maxxine for a long time here. And he has to get this off his chest. The fans cheer Otis on as he gets emotional. Otis says he has something to say to her. The Vision is chuckling watching Otis struggle. Theory steps to the apron and asks if Otis is confessing his feelings for Maxxine or something. Is this a fairytale? What world is Otis living in? Just look at yourself! Seriously! And the fans are booing cuz they’re just like Otis: a bunch of losers!
Guys like Otis don’t end up with people like Maxxine. So let’s get something straight: Maxxine is with Theory now, so keep your fat, disgusting, nasty, musty, crusty- OTIS YANKS THEORY IN! The fans fire up as Otis fires off on Theory but Bron makes the save! Tozawa goes after Bron, but Bron THROWS Tozawa down! But then Tozawa DUMPS Bron out! And he DIVES, only for Bron to deflect it! And he THROWS Tozawa over the desk! Bron & Theory mug Otis while Logan cheers them on! Maxxine is distraught, but The Vision keeps mugging Otis! Otis just gets mad! He hulks out, CLOBBERS Bron, CLOBBERS Theory, and then BACK ELBOWS Bron!
Theory runs up, but into a FLAPJACK! Maxxine is still conflicted, but Otis sends Bron into Theory! Otis rips his shirt away, and DOUBLE SPLASHES The Vision! Otis then LARIATS Bron up and out! Theory sputters, Otis locks on target! Maxxine says don’t do it, and Theory wants to apologize, but a little too late. But then Maxxine steps in the way! The fans boo but Maxxine pleads with Otis to understand. This didn’t have to happen! They’re still friends, aren’t they? Otis nods, and Maxxine leans in, but Theory LOW BLOWS Otis!! And Maxxine is no longer conflicted! She was tricking Otis! “Did you really think that it’d EVER be us?!”
The fans boo as Maxxine digs the knife in deeper! Tozawa is back and he DECKS Theory! But Bron SPEARS Tozawa!! The fans bark and boo as Tozawa sputters away. Maxxine brings out the brass knuckles and hands them to Theory! Theory puts them on, and Bron sets Otis up, BRASS KNUCKLE HAYMAKER!! The fans boo even harder, but Theory hands the knuckles back to Maxxine. Theory says Otis is a loser, Maxxine never liked Otis, and no one ever will! Back to the farm you go! They set Otis up, SPEAR LEG SWEEP COMBO!! Logan hands the belts to Bron & Theory and they hold them high over Otis. Can nothing stop The Vision now?
WarGames will return!
Survivor Series brings back the brutal double ring, double cage, and this time, it’ll be a Texas-sized battle in Houston! Tickets on sale Friday, August 7th!
WWE hears from tonight’s contenders.
Dominik Mysterio says the Intercontinental Championship belongs to The Judgment Day! After he handles business tonight, he will go to SummerSlam, and walk out double champion once again! Ruxev says a line of frauds stands between him and what is his destiny! He will stomp their bodies and make his way to SummerSlam to become the NEW Intercontinental Champion! Chad Gable says his road to redemption leads straight through this gauntlet and right to the promise he made a long time ago. Gable swore to win that title, and he will do it in his hometown of Minneapolis at SummerSlam.
Ethan Page says he will continue to grow his legacy when he stomps out every pro-wrestler in this gauntlet. Then the legacy of the title will also grow the very second the Intercontinental Championship is on the shoulder of All Ego. Dragon Lee says facing Penta for that title would mean the world to him. But tonight, Dragon Lee will fight with the spirit and fire of Lucha Libre! Say his name and he appears, Joe Hendry vows that in tonight’s gauntlet, six other men leave disappointed. Penta, you better start grieving your loss because the world is believing in a NEW Intercontinental Champion!
But Je’Von Evans says the Young OG is gonna run the gauntlet, go to SummerSlam, and Penta, he’ll beta you! Everyone will say that boy is I C Champion! The contenders are ready, but who will have what it takes to survive the gauntlet and go for gold?
Royce Keys VS Jimmy Uso!
An impromptu match but a fitting one, the Powerhouse came to Raw looking for payback from Friday Night SmackDown! Will Royce cut #BigJim down to size? Or will he learn what it is to fight The Bloodline?
The match started during commercial, but Royce now has Jimmy in a corner. Royce puts Jimmy up top, CLUBS away on his chest, but only stops as the ref counts. Royce then brings Jimmy around, THROWS him out to the apron, then turns him around for some Beats of the Bodhrain! The fans count along, Royce gets all TEN, then drags Jimmy back up. Jimmy HOTSHOTS free, then GAMANGIRIS! The fans rally but Jimmy climbs, CROSSBODY! Cover, ONE!! Royce is tougher than that but Jimmy drags Royce up. Jimmy CHOPS, and CHOPS, but Royce just snarls! Jimmy kicks low, whips him to a corner, but Royce comes back to CLOBBER Jimmy!
Royce drags Jimmy up, whips him to the corner, but Jimmy goes up and over! Jimmy kicks, Royce blocks, but the DRAGON WHIP finds him! Royce tumbles out, Jimmy hurries after him, and Jimmy AX HANDLES, but into a clinch! Royce RAMS Jimmy into the apron, RAMS him into the desk, then scoops, but Jimmy slips free! Royce stops short of hitting post, but then Jimmy SAMOAN DROPS Royce onto the desk! Both men are down while Raw goes to break.
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