Andrew’s JCW Lunacy Results & Ratings: Ep# 103

Last week we got more vignettes for Orange Phantom, Jean Claude Wonderboy is suing JCW for the Mr JCW moniker and Alice Crowley might have a thing for Sally Boy. We also saw Barnabas panhandling, “will manage for food”, until the end of the show where it looked like he reconciled with The Outbreak and Dani Mo.

Barnabas is a great manager, and he’s part of the beauty of this company. And yes, if Jean Claude Wonderboy is just Kerry Morton under a mask, I’m all for that.

Who is Mr. JCW? Lunacy World Champion Caleb Konley has a theory.

Also, the BackSeat Boyz have a complaint.

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— Juggalo Championship Wrestling (@jcwlunacy) October 15, 2026

Ratings:

• Hairy Pit (Bigfoot & Moshpit Mike) w/Mac Davis vs Backseat Boyz: Bigfoot wins via Chokeslam stack – ** 3/4
• Facade w/Ring Rat vs Malcolm Monroe III: Malcolm wins via Red Ring Destroyer – ***
• Mad Man Pondo Referee: JCW Tag Team Championship Bunkhouse Brawl: 2 Tuff Tony & Willie Mack vs Choppa City (c): Choppa City retains via Mad Man Pondo – ***
• JCW World Championship: Josh Bishop (c) w/Joel Gertner vs Painful Paul: No Contest – **

Results:

Hairy Pit (Bigfoot & Moshpit Mike) w/Mac Davis vs Backseat Boyz

Bigfoot makes his in-ring debut today. 

Mike locks up Tommy, a quick Arm Breaker and then trips him up into a Spinning Toe Hold but JP Superkicks Mike. Tommy starts choking Mike in the ropes with his shirt, JP comes in, Double Kick, Double Chop, Splash and Leg Drop Combo for two. Quick tags for the Graysons. A few quick hitter spots, JP and Tommy choke Mike in the corner and Mike finally fights back when JP tries to throw Tommy at him. Big Boot and then an Atomic Drop sends JP into Tommy.

Graysons grab Mike’s feet, he kicks off, BIGFOOT IS LEGAL! Boots for all, Scoop Slams, but the Graysons Superkick Bigfoot, want the T Gimmick but Bigfoot goozles and Double Chokeslam! Bigfoot Chokeslams Mike into the Graysons and pins everyone, to win!

Bigfoot escapes through the crowd and Mac Davis chases him. 

Barnabas continues the Manage For Food panhandling, maybe it wasn’t a clear reconciliation. Dani is trying to move passed Barnabas, but she’s not aggressive, just dismissive. Sally Boy is then seen walking through the back with a box of chocolates, most likely for Alice. Barnabas finds Grave Suspicion from Meatball Mamas, she seems intrigued but Flash says they don’t need no fucking manager. 

Facade w/Ring Rat vs Malcolm Monroe III

Malcolm and Facade shake hands, then they normal kind of tie up start into a faster paced Lucha thing. Malcolm eats a Spinning Heel Kick and then a few Round Kicks. Facade with the headstand, Up and Over, O’Connor Roll into a Disaster Kick. Facade has Malcom in a Wristlock but Steven Flowe comes down and Rat tries to stop Flowe.

Facade starts eating offense while Facade got interrupted, Malcolm hits a Gory Special to Sleep and then a Neckbreaker for two. Facade counters, Lionsault and a near fall. Facade is still getting distracted by the Flowe and Rat stuff, but he’s trying to rally. Facade is throwing hands with Malcolm, Malcolm with a Discus Lariat, but Facade with a few counter kicks and a Spinning Back Kick rocks Malcolm. Facade perches Malcom, Shotei into a Escalera Triangle Side Kick, wants Hyper Crush but Malcolm counters, misdirection Flying Kick. Malcolm goes to the corner, gets cut off, Bridge Stack Powerbomb, but Malcolm pulled the Buckle pad off. Facade kicks Malcolm out, Facade wants to dive but Flowe hits Facade with the guitar. Malcolm was on the other side of things so doesn’t look like he knew Flowe helped, hits the Red Ring Destroyer, and Malcolm wins.

Barnabas is crying as Choppa City walks up on him. Atiba is nice enough to give him some money. But they walk away.

Mr Happy has a baby Pooey reveal, he’s about to get interviewed but Dijak and Jasmin come out. Berate him, Jasmin says she would never win Mother of the Year but she could never be as good, as Lindsay Clancy. Happy flips off Jasmin as he clutches the baby. Happy hits Dijak with the stroller, and Dijak no sells it, kicks Happy in the balls and commentary says, “Pooey is not gonna get any siblings”.  Dijak beats Happy with the stroller and Jasmin wants Dijak to Elbow Drop the baby. Even Dijak doesn’t want to do it, Happy crawls and protects the baby, but Dijak rips the baby away and then drops the Elbow and grins at Happy. Dijak flips off the crowd and dances. Mac comes back into the ring and the baby is fine. 

Mad Man Pondo Referee: JCW Tag Team Championship Bunkhouse Brawl: 2 Tuff Tony & Willie Mack vs Choppa City

Tony and Willie take a shot of Bacardi, then the brawl starts. Tony and Atiba are on the outside, Willie and Bruce are throwing hands. Bruce is wearing Tony’s hat, Tony is wearing Atiba’s glasses and starts Chopping. Both teams continue fighting into the crowd, concessions and different floors. Pondo is in the ring enjoying it. Trash Cans, Scooters, a Suplex. Tony is trying to kill Atiba and throw him off the Balcony. Chops, beer cup crash, Splash on the floor, just a fight everywhere. Bruce hits Tony with a cup of water, somehow all four men found each other and now Pondo is back there too.

Pondo counts 2 and says he wants to see a fight. Pondo slow counted because he wants more. Willie pins Atiba on the merch table, another slow count. Choppas get thrown into each other, Uranage on the floor from Willie and Bruce is up on Tony, Fireman’s Carry Slam into Atiba. Tony is getting sick of Pondo’s slow counts. We finally get back to the ring, Tony is lighting up Bruce with a Chop, Willie throws in Atiba and Atiba is trying to crawl away. Willie grabs, they throw Choppa City into each other again. Stunner, Tony Lariats, Scoop, Lionsault. Pondo has a slower count than Bronko Lubich.

Tony shoves Pondo, Pondo hits him with the Stop Sign, Bruce gets his arm over and Pondo fast counts it.

Sally Boy finds Alice, he says he appreciates her picking him last week and hands her chocolates, then walks off. She doesn’t say anything but smiles and plays with her hair. 

Choppas in the back, JWO confront them, they brawl, Choppa City just  says they’re Choppa-tunistic. Pondo opens a door in the back, grins and cackles at the chaos and disappears. 

JCW World Championship: Josh Bishop (c) w/Joel Gertner vs Painful Paul

Some may know Painful Paul as Talos, so Paul towers over Bishop, which doesn’t happen often. Paul shoves Bishop away and then shoves him into the corner. Paul tells Bishop to charge him, big boy hoss spot. Bishop gets knocked down by Paul, then smashes him in the corner. Feeds him across and another Splash. Sidewalk Slam and two count. Paul wants the Chokeslam, but Bishop claws the eyes, throat thrust and chops to the throat. Bishop then charges Paul multiple times and a T-Bone Suplex drops Paul.

Jeeves and EC3 come up behind Caleb on commentary, EC3 beats the hell out of Caleb and brings it into the ring, Bishop throws out Jeeves, attacks Caleb, Krule comes out to fight Paul, JWO comes out to help Paul as EC3 and Bishop keep fighting. Choppa City attack the JWO and Bulk Rogan comes out! Thunderkiss is taking everyone out. His first appearance since Episode 100. He clears the ring, Thunderkiss is Thunder Struck! Jeeves is the last one remaining, finger point, Hands, Big Boot and Leg Drop.

Dombrowski says “Fans we are desperately out of time, we’ll see you next week”, good WCW reference. 

Overall Score: 8/10

Now this is more like it. Pure shenanigans, story beats through the show, different finishes and a thread that keeps going. Bigfoot getting the win and then escaping is funny. Caleb assuming the same thing many of us did, that Jean Claude Wonderboy is just Kerry Morton is solid acknowledgement of the obvious. Pondo stirring the pot, Alice being obviously into Sally Boy without doing too much and Dani still not forgiving Barnabas is good. The Baby Pooey stuff was almost nearly cringe until the silly close up of a real baby’s face smiling and saying they’re perfectly healthy.

I can admit, I hate Doctor Faydem. The hemorrhoid and anus jokes are Insane Clown Posse level of 12 year old fart humor, I get that, but he doesn’t deliver it well and it always seems like an unnecessary line. Bad comedy. And while I don’t love schmoz finishes, this was different because Paul and Krule fought for two episodes in a row, EC3, Bishop and Caleb are in a feud and Choppas and JWO just heated up. So they all had real reasons to be out there aside from stable loyalty. Brining back Bulk Rogan was also good to at least prove they didn’t piss away the Carnival of Chaos Battle Royal for nothing. Good shit.