Andrew’s JCW Lunacy Results & Ratings: Ep #104

Who is Jean Claude Wonderboy? When will the Orange Phantom arrive? Salice gonna be the new power couple? Bigfoot ran away, Painful Paul and Krule never stop fighting and Barnabas hasn’t quite made amends with Dani and The Outbreak.

We also got some explosive interactions with the JWO, Choppa City and Mad Man Pondo.

Let’s see what else we got coming!

Big Vito snapped, and Violent J is livid.

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Ratings:

• Ring Rat & Facade vs Alice Crowley & Sally Boy: Big Al wins via Western Lariat – ** 1/4
• JWO (2 Tuff Tony & Willie Mack) vs The Outbreak w/Dani Mo: JWO win via Six Star Frog Splash – **
• J-Rod & Sophia Rose vs Hollyhood Haley J & Mickie Knuckles: Mickie wins via Saito Suplex – **
• Big Vito w/Vincenzo vs Cokane: Cokane wins via  Disqualification – *** 1/4

Results:

Dani announces that at SkanksGiving, it will be a Steel Cage match Dani. Ring Rat’s music answers and Facade actually comes out with her. Sally Boy’s music hits before the match starts, so maybe it turns into a mixed tag? Sally says that Facade is only here for a piece of Rat’s fat ass. 

Ring Rat & Facade vs Alice Crowley & Sally Boy

Al and Rat start, Al chops Rat into a corner, charges, but Rat moves and connects on a Knee Lift and drops that giant ass on Alice a few times for a few near falls. Sal and Facade get tagged in, and Test of Strength. Sal gets the best of it with the Knuckle Lock, Wrestler’s Bridge, Sally tries a Rolling Lariat, but Facade Matrix dodges, drops Sal a few times, tags in Rat, Arm Breaker, Snapmare, and pummels Sal with Headscissors Ass Smashes. Sal doesn’t hit women as we know from last week, we shoves Rat into Al, and then tags Al in so Rat is getting manhandled by Alice.

Snap Suplex, Leg Drop and a near fall. Al tags in Sal, Sally tries to pull Rat back, but Rat kicks off and Facade tags in. Triangle Shotgun Kick from the Neon Ninja. Blind tag to Alice, but also a Rat and Facade tag but Facade hits the Disaster Kick on Sal. Rat is giddy, she’s not aware that Alice is technically legal. Rat wants to Dive, but Al cuts her off, Western Lariat from Big Al.

JWO (2 Tuff Tony & Willie Mack) vs The Outbreak w/Dani Mo

Before Tony and Jacksyn start, Tony grabs the Bacardi. Jacksyn kicked the cocaine habit…but oh, he says no to the alcohol. Tony takes a big chug and then they start. Very slow start, Barnabas is in the crowd with his “Will Manage For Food” sign. Jacksyn convulses after a chop, Tony is freaked out so he tags out, Willie doesn’t really want to mess with the zombies either. Abel gets tagged in.

Some fans are actually giving Barnabas a couple bucks, so there’s funny crowd moments. Zombies grab Willie, he gets ganged up on in the corner. Jacksyn is the legal zombie. Quick tags, Shoulder Blocks, Chokes, Strikes and Willie is living in a horror movie. They flicker between the ring and Barnabas, Dani seems to be getting slightly distracted by Barnabas. The zombies are in control and Willie is trying to figure out how to get out of the situation. Jacksyn sees Barnabas, misses the Swanton. Simultaneous…tags? Tony rocks the zombies. Double Perch Spot. Super Exploder from Willie, Superplex from Tony.

Jacksyn goes to Barnabas and gives him back his ring as a donation. Abel gets sacrificed to the Six Star Frog Splash.

Choppa City attacks the JWO after the match and leaves Tony and Willie laying.

Violent J reveals Big Vito's opponent for tonight.

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Great interview segment with Father Bronson and Joe Dombrowski. Hard to really summarize it since its the Red Love gospel, but I love what Father Bronson does. 

Joel Gertner and Josh Bishop come out. Gertner puts over Josh like the new Chuck Norris, buries Dijak and it’s funny how it somewhat parallels their MLW heat. Dijak has issues Bishop because Bishop was talking with Jasmin. Dijak attacked Bishop and now Bishop calls out Dijak. Jasmin and Joel argue around commentary, Dijak and Bishop start throwing hands, and…I don’t think this is a real match. Gertner has an amazing bar on commentary that “When Dijak wants to leave himself a note, he swallows a bunch of Scrabble tiles and gets bulimic. He’s an idiot, he sits on the TV and watches the couch.”

Caleb and EC3 come out of the crowd and attack Bishop, Dijak is in the ring letting this all happen. Dijak finally gets company as Mr Happy comes down, and is about to fuck Dijak. Waterwheel Kick from HAPPY! Happy Dance, Happy Splash! 

J-Rod & Sophia Rose vs Hollyhood Haley J & Mickie Knuckles

Mickie and Sophia start off but after eating a quick slap, Sophia tags out but J-Rod instantly tags back. Haley takes the tag and just attacks, J-Rod tries to grab Haley’s hair, but the advantage doesn’t stick around, Haley with a Boot Wash into Twerk but J-Rod  clocks Haley. Sophia does a Split Wash and a Stink Face just for the receipt. J-rod tags in, Snake Eyes into a Scoop Slam, and J-Rod is in control. J-Rod’s issues with Haley go back to OVW, J-Rod has a Stalling Suplex in, but Mickie pulls Haley down to safety, combo stacks up Sophia and J-Rod, Mickie tags in, Whirling Dervish of eat my ass. J-Rod moves finally, stacks Mickie and Haley in the corner, smashes them and then a Stacked Samoan Drop, Sophia Rose with a Moonsault on both for two.

J-Rod and Sophia are arguing, Sophia takes too long for a second Moonsault, Haley knocks J-Rod out of the ring, Mickie dodges the Moonsault and then a Saito Suplex with a Double Legged Seated pinfall for the win.

Big Vito w/Vincenzo vs Cokane

Vito doesn’t even say his usual line, he’s that pissed off.

As soon as Cokane gets in the ring, Vito attacks him, Stomps, big Lariat turns Cokane inside out, more Stompin a Mudhole. Clubbing shots from Vito, Cokane is getting dog walked early. Cokane finally dodges the charge in the corner, Big Boot gives Cokane a moment to breathe. Vito is intense, taking big bumps, this is good so far.

Cokane flips through the corner, ducks, dodges and Uppercut drops Vito. Coke Slam attempt, but Vito breaks it and punches Cokane. Vito clubs, Back Elbow and more clubbing shots. Vito splits the uprights and Drops and Elbow to the…let’s call it Inner Thigh, and does it a second time. Beats of the Bodhran in the ropes. Vito telegraphs, Sunsetted, two, Vito Lariats Cokane back to the ground.

Vito locks in a Weaver Lock and looks to put Cokane to sleep. Cokane tries to rise but the hair pull, drag down and another Weaver Lock. Vito whips him, Cokane flips over the ropes, slides under, Sidewalk Slam! Cokane flies, Swanton! 1-2-kick out! Cokane brings out the cocaine! Coke Slam…but Vito claws the eyes and accidentally clocks the referee! Vito grabs a Singapore Cane, and Canes…Cokane. Kane on cane violence. Vincenzo tries to stop Vito, but Vito levels Vincenzo.

Sally Boy comes down with his own Cane shattered the cane over Vito but Vincenzo saves Vito. Vito is bloody, Vincenzo takes Sally Boy away. Cokane covers, the referee is alive, two count. Vito grabs a broken cane, hits Cokane and the referee DQs Vito. Referees walk down the ramp to Vito one by one like my moronic League of Legends teammates.

Cops then come out, Vito gets arrested in the ring. 

Overall Score: 8/10

Ya know, this is that good stuff I was liking with JCW most weeks. Tolerable matches, some campy carny crap, but just good ole fashioned…a little crude, fun. Ring Rat actually convincing Facade to work with her is funny. Bishop and Dijak could be a solid match, but then EC3 and Caleb Konley just funneling out of the crowd was great. Barnabas is one of my favorite gimmicks and J-Rod…I’m never mad when she’s on the screen. Oh and Father Bronson’s whole interview segment was fantastic.

I’m also conflicted about the Vito angle. This was his best match in years, the energy is great, but like I said last week. It just reeks of a corny soap opera/cliche mobster twist of Vito IS his Dad or his dad is in Witness protection so they had to lie and say he was wacked.

I can say that my concern last week of too much silly crap…well there was absolutely no silly crap. No Orange Phantom, no Bigfoot, no Jean Claude Wonderboy. So no complaints.