Joe’s AAA Results & Review (11/19/2018)

Pagano and Joe Lider vs Extreme Luchador Surprise (Ciclope and Miedo Extremos)

We are off to a fast start with broken light tubes already. Ciclope and Extremos are working over Pagano and Lider to start. Pagano and Lider make a little come back clotheslining them to the outside. Extremos was placed on the barricade and Pagano tried to leg drop him from the second rope but badly missed. Joe Lider looks gassed already. Lider sets up a light tube in the corner. Pagano power bombs Ciclope in the corner but looks like he just kneed the light tube.

Extremos gets in and holds Pagano and Ciclope double stomps his head. A table is set up on the outside and from the apron Lider and Pagano suplex them onto the table. It was a very sloppy suplex. Not a table, a piece of wood balanced on chairs. Now Lider is setting up thumb tacts. Lider does a move on Ciclope on the tacts. Extremos then german suplexes him onto it.

Extremos hits Pagano with a chair. He no sells then pump kicks the chair into him. Pagano then does a moonsault with the chair onto him. Ciclope attacks Pagano with light tubes but Pagano holds it back. He goes to power bomb him but Ciclope counters. He curb stomps Pagano onto the light tubes. Lider then gets Extremos to the top and does a rolling death valley onto a table off the top.

Ciclope is getting a table after attacking Pagano with a chair. Ciclope goes to the top but Pagano head butts him with a light tube. Pagano puts lighter fluid on the table. Then thumb tacts then lights the table on fire. He does a spanish fly onto the burning table for the win. Pagano pins Ciclope with a Spanish fly off the top rope onto a burning table with thumb tacts.

Extremos and Ciclope go to shake their hands after but attack them instead. So this must continue.

Winners: Pagano and Joe Lider

Maximo, Murder Clown, and Mamba vs La Mascara, Monster Clown, and Rey Escorpion

They start brawling and Mamba had Rey to the outside and was gonna go for a dive but Mascara stopped it. Now they’re beating on Murder Clown. Now Mascara is putting the boots to Maximo. Escorpion and Murder Clown are fighting in the crowd. Finally after being teamed on Mamba and Maximo hit dives to the outside on Mascara and Escorpion. Murder Clown press slammed Monster Clown then hit a senton for a two. The crowd is totally not into this match. Murder Clown hits a 619 then a splash off the top. The pin gets broken up. Mamba and Maximo double on Rey but Mascara breaks it up. But he also accidentally super kicks Rey so it’s him and Maximo.

Maximo teases him and hits him with a hip attack. Escorpion takes him out and Mamba comes from behind to kiss him. He kisses Monster Clown instead. Murder Clown presses and throws Escorpion into Monster Clown. Murder Clown then does a flip dive over the ropes. Mascara goes for a dive but Mamba intercepts him. He gives him a kiss and goes for a roll up. He kicks out but while the ref isn’t looking Mascara low blows him and pins him for the win. La Mascara low blows Maximo while the ref isn’t looking for the win.

After the match Maximo challenges Mascara to hair vs hair. Presumably for the 1/1 show.

Winners: La Mascara, Monster Clown, and Rey Escorpion

Brian Cage, Psycho Clown, and La Parka vs Hijo Del Fantasma, Blue Demon Jr, and Texano Jr

I’m gonna fall asleep by the time these entrances end. Right as Psycho Clown gets to ring side they start to brawl. Texano throws Parka into the ring post and attacks him on the outside. Blue Demon Jr is attacking Clown. Fantasma has the advantage on Cage. Demon has a chair now and hit Clown with it. They’re working over La Parka now. They’re actually just working over everyone. Nothing beat heat coming from Demon, Fantasma, and Texano. Finally Cage makes a come back countering their corner offense. Clown hits a middle rope dive on Fantasma.

In the ring Cage hits a power slam on Blue Demon. Parka is beating up Texano on the outside now. Parka hits Demon in the leg with a chair. Psycho has a chair in the ring and goes to hit the heel ref but he moves. Parka is hitting Texano with the chair now. After all that everyone’s back on the apron like it’s a tag match. Cage double clotheslines Fantasma and Texano, then takes out Blue Demon. Cage does a double suplex to Texano and Fantasma.

Psycho Clown catches fire taking everyone out, making them miss their double team attacks. Clown hits an over the top rope dive to the outside leaving Demon and Parka in the ring. Blue Demon low blows him while the ref isn’t looking. Cage comes in to make the save though and hits an F5 on Texano for the win. Brian Cage F5s Texano Jr for the win.

Demon and Psycho Clown brawl to the back.

Winners: Brian Cage, Psycho Clown, and La Parka

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