Joe’s CMLL Review & Results

Sanson, Cuatrero, and Forastero vs Stuka, El Valiente, and Flyer Jr

Cuatrero and Valiente start out in the match and they start grappling. Valiente has some very tight shorts for this show. Forastero gets in but Valiente gets him in a abdominal stretch but Sanson breaks it up. Stuka gets in to face Sanson and they grapple as well. Flyer gets in and hurricanranas Sanson to the outside. He hurricanranas Cuatrero too and they all go for dives but they get stopped. They start to beat up Valiente and then move on to Stuka. Forastero submits Stuka with a arm bar triangle. Sanson hits a helicopter slam on Flyer for the fall. First Fall: Sanson pins Flyer with a helicopter slam.

The second round starts out with Valiente getting beat on the outside. In the ring they hit a double spine buster on Stuka. Flyer tries to relieve him but gets teamed on as well. They hit a triple drop kick on him in the corner. Flyer makes a come back hitting a super kick on Sanson, then Stuka hits a dive off the top for the pin. Second Fall: Flyer pins Sanson after Stuka hits a dive off the top.

They try to double Stuka but he dodges and makes them miss. Valiente hits a hurricanrana off the top on Sanson and he falls to the outside on the ramp. Flyer hit a drop kick on Sanson bringing him to the outside, then he hits a double arm drag on Cuatrero and Forastero to the outside. Then Flyer, Stuka, and Valiente all hit middle rope dives to the outside. They go for it again but the others come in and hit body slams for two counts. Flyer and Stuka get Forastero and Sanson to the outside. Stuka hits a middle rope dive and then Flyer hits an asai moonsault. In the ring Cuatrero submits Valiente with a tombstone torture rack for the win. Third Fall: Cuatrero submits Valiente with a tombstone torture rack.

Winners: Sanson, Cuatrero, and Forastero

Rush, Mistico, and La Bestia del Ring vs Caristico, Ultimo Guerrero, and Diamante Azul

Mistico is on Rush’s team which if you remember last week Rush fed Mistico to the wolves. Mistico attacks Caristico during introductions so clearly he’s more upset at him than Rush. Mistico has a jersey on, like he’s part of Los Ingobernables. Mistico tries to remove Caristico’s mask. Rush fakes his drop kick in the corner for a kick. Bestia hits Azul with a splash in the corner and then they all hit 3 drop kicks on Azul for the fall. Rush fireman’s carry on Guerrero and Bestia hits a running senton for the fall. First Fall: Bestia pins Ultimo Guerrero with a running senton.

They laid out Azul to begin the round and triple team Caristico. They continue to triple team everybody. Sort of like the pattern of the last match. Caristico hits a hurricanrana to make a come back and then hits a middle rope dive on Rush. Azul hits a double flying clothesline from the ramp on Bestia and Mistico and he pins Mistico and Ultimo submits Bestia with a stretch. Second Fall: Ultimo Guerrero submits Bestia del Ring with a leg stretch.

Rush removes his shirt and has a face down with Caristico. He leaves the ring and regroups with Mistico and Bestia. Finally Mistico is in there with Diamante Azul. Azul and him chop each other. Rush chops Mistico to get him pumped but it doesn’t work. Azul goes to one handed press slam him but Rush and Bestia team on him. Azul dodges Rush and shoulder tackles Mistico. Then he hits two monkey flips on Bestia. He hits consecutive tilt-a-whirls on Rush. Finally Mistico and Caristico square off in the ring. I’d like to see this as a singles match. They pose to the crowd and obviously Caristico wins that battle. Just like LA Park will always out pop La Parka AAA.

Rush and Bestia attack him from behind before they engage. Caristico hits an arm drag from the top on Rush to the ramp and Mistico comes back in to face him. Mistico hits a hurricanrana bringing him to the outside but Ultimo attacks him from behind afterwards. Bestia and Rush attack Ultimo leading to a triple team. They get him to the outside and Mistico hits a dive to the outside. Bestia launches Caristico in the air and Rush kicks him in the groin for the DQ. Third Fall: Rush hits Caristico below the belt for the DQ.

Caristico gets the mic and says he doesn’t think they’re capable of winning a match clean. He said he’ll make Rush look like a joke next week. Rush stops walking, Mistico tells him to come on but Rush doesn’t want to. He challenges him to a match for one fall. Rush gets into the ring and grabs the mic then takes Caristico’s mask off. Rush says Mistico is his one and only brother then Rush said he’s not interested. He’s ungovernable (Los Ingobernables) so he doesn’t have to be a technico. But he accepts the challenge anyway.

Winners: Caristico, Ultimo Guerrero, and Diamante Azul

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