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Mitchell’s WWE 205 Live Results & Report! (10/31/18)

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205 Live = Cruiserweight Division

Halloween gives the Cruiserweight Division tricks AND treats! The Beacon of Light and the Premier Athlete fight to be #1 contender to Buddy Murphy’s reign!

 

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • THE Brian Kendrick VS Jack Gallagher w/ Drew Gulak; Kendrick wins.
  • Gran Metalik w/ Lucha House Party VS ???; Metalik wins.
  • WWE Cruiserweight Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Mustafa Ali VS Tony Nese; Ali wins and will challenge Buddy Murphy for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship.

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Drake Maverick recaps the 100th episode of 205 Live!

He applauds the “fantastic Falls Count Anywhere” between Mustafa Ali and Hideo Itami. Their rivalry was put to rest with the insane 450 splash from the Heart of the Cruiserweight Division. However, Maverick hopes episode 101 surpasses even that.

The Man with a Plan and Extraordinary Gentlemen used to be friends and tag team partners, but after a brutal betrayal, neither man will show the other mercy. The bad blood is undeniable, and these two might do anything and everything possible to win. Then in the main event, both Mustafa Ali and Tony Nese will be rewarded for their recently impressive victories. The winner moves on to face the Cruiserweight Champion, Buddy Murphy, for the title! The Premier Athlete looks to prove himself worthy at Ali’s expense, but the Beacon of Light wants one more shot at the title. However, is Ali in any shape to go the distance? Or is there more to being the Heart of the Division than just the body?

 

THE Brian Kendrick VS Jack Gallagher w/ Drew Gulak!

The Man with a Plan founded the Ungentle Men’s Club along side Gallagher months ago, and they both decided to join the Philly Fury in his campaign for a #Better205Live. However, it would seem Gulak made himself the leader of their alliance, and says Kendrick has grown too soft in his old age to hang with them anymore. They brutally beat down Kendrick as they kicked him out of the club, and he made them pay for it when he helped Akira Tozawa of all people. Can Kendrick continue to get even with Gallagher? Or is Gulak being ringside going to be an x-factor?

The bell rings and Kendrick keeps his cool as he stares down Gallagher. Gulak joins commentary to wish them a Happy Halloween. Gallagher points a finger at Kendrick, so Kendrick slaps it away. Gallagher then slaps Kendrick, so Kendrick fires off forearms! The brawl is on and Kendrick puts Gallagher on the ropes. The referee counts and Kendrick backs off, but then Gallagher deflects his boot and bails out. Fans boo, but Kendrick rocks Gallagher with a baseball slide! Kendrick goes out and fetches Gallagher, but Gulak distracts him by saying “You lost your edge!” Speaking of edge, Gallagher drives Kendrick into the apron edge! Gallagher puts Kendrick in, snap suplexes and covers, TWO! Gallagher keeps on Kendrick with European Uppercuts.

Kendrick shoves him away but Gallagher comes back with body shots. Gallagher whips Kendrick corner to corner hard! Gallagher toys with Kendrick, then snapmares him into the arm surfboard. Fans rally and Kendrick gets up. Gallagher throws him down by his hair, then basement dropkicks Kendrick. He drags Kendrick up for a backbreaker, covers, TWO! Fans rally for Kendrick but Gallagher drags him up. Gulak claims that he and Gallagher have an unbreakable bond over technical mat wrestling, and beating people up. But Kendrick does the beating as he forearms Gallagher back. Gallagher knees low, then knees Kendrick down. He drops an elbow, covers, TWO! Gallagher keeps his cool as he drags Kendrick up for haymakers. Gallagher throws more hands but fans boo and jeer.

Kendrick eggs Gallagher on. This is about no mercy, so he wants Gallagher to show no mercy! Gallagher kicks Kendrick again, then again! Kendrick still drags himself up, and fans are on his side. Gallagher scowls, but runs into a back elbow! Kendrick boots Gallagher, then dodges him to rock him with a right! And toss him with a back drop! Kendrick gets to ropes while Gallagher scowls more. Gallagher staggers over but Kendrick counter forearms him. Kendrick gets him again, then again, then again! Gallagher headbutts low, runs, but into the calf kick! Cover, TWO! Kendrick keeps his cool as he stalks Gallagher. He goes for the takedown but Gallagher holds ropes. Kendrick lets off, to Tiger Suplex! TWO, into the Captain’s Hook!

Gallagher flails and reaches, and his leg gets the ropebreak. Gulak is stone silent as Gallagher gets to the apron. Gallagher shoulders in then hotshots Kendrick. Gallagher slingshots for the capture and sleeper hold! He has body scissors, but Kendrick gets a ropebreak now. Kendrick rolls away but Gallagher runs in. Gallagher misses the dropkick, but denies Sliced Bread. SUPERKICK from Kendrick! Gulak starts to approach the ring, but Akira Tozawa takes him out with a spin kick! Kendrick hits Sliced Bread! Cover, Kendrick wins!

Winner: THE Brian Kendrick, by pinfall

The Stamina Monster returns the favor and the Man with a Plan scores a victory! Will this new alliance of strange bedfellows be enough to stop the cruel winter? Or will G&G still bring about their vision for Cruiserweight wrestling?

 

Drake Maverick meets with Cedric Alexander.

The 205 Live GM appreciates the Soul of 205 Live appearing, as Maverick realizes he owes him an explanation. Alexander would like one, as to why his 181-day championship reign doesn’t get him an automatic rematch. Maverick promises that contractual rematch will happen, when Maverick feels Alexander is ready. As GM, Maverick wants to prepare the best matches. But including that first loss to Murphy, Alexander is suddenly on a three-match losing streak. Alexander is not at the same level he once was, so it’d be unfair to the rest of the roster for Alexander to automatically get his rematch. It’d be unfair to Alexander, too, in a way. Maverick has faith Alexander will snap his streak and start winning again. And he knows Alexander is disappointed, but he hopes he also understands.

Alexander admits he’s fallen off and promises to get back on track. And the moment he does, he wants his title rematch. Maverick shakes his hand to make the deal. How long will it take the Age of Alexander to rise from the ashes? Who will be champion when he comes back for his throne?

 

Gran Metalik w/ Lucha House Party VS ??

The King of the Ropes was ringside to support his amigos in their Monday Night Raw debut, but now it’s his turn on Halloween Wednesday to keep the trio rolling. Metalik calls TJP out as a coward, TJP talks week in and week out about LHP but he’s not man enough to fight them. TJP replied on social media that he doesn’t need to beat Metalik again, because he did that back in the Cruiserweight Classic a couple years ago. That’s why Metalik instead faces ?? tonight. Will Metalik stay focused when his mind is on the FilAm Flash?

Metalik and ?? circle, and ?? kicks low. ?? forearms Metalik then whips, but Metalik handsprings. ?? dodges but Metalik starts up the “Lucha! Lucha!” chants. Metalik dodges then chops ??, then whips. ?? reverses but runs into Metalik’s boot. Metalik runs, Sling-Dog! He keeps moving, climbing up top and walking the tightrope, for the springboard elbow! Cover, Metalik wins!

Winner: Gran Metalik, by pinfall

Metalik makes quick work of his opponent tonight, but he doesn’t get to celebrate long as TJP attacks from behind! TJP knocks Metalik down and YANKS OFF THE MASK! Lince and Kalisto are too slow, TJP gets away with his third trophy! Fans boot while Kalisto and Lince are livid. Will Lucha House Party ever get proper payback for such despicably disrespectful behavior?

 

Backstage interview with Buddy Murphy.

The Cruiserweight Juggernaut had a meeting with Drake Maverick just now, and it pertains to next week’s WWE UK appearances. 205 Live will be in Manchester, and Murphy had an idea. He is the best in the Cruiserweight Division, so he wanted a match with one of the UK Division’s best, “to show the world what happens when you come face to face the Juggernaut.” Mark Andrews will be his opponent, and Murphy promises to annihilate him. But what are Murphy’s thoughts on Tony Nese winning a title match opportunity tonight? Murphy says that’s none of our business. Ali and Nese battle up next, will the results reveal his true feelings?

 

Backstage interview with Mr. & Mrs. Kanellis.

Mike was successful in defeating Lince Dorado in his 205 Live in-ring debut, it was with some controversy given Maria incited a fight. The First Lady wants Dasha Fuentes to be careful how she “spins” the story. Maria takes the mic and takes over the interview, because “I’m better at it anyways.” She asks her husband how it feels to be “the greatest Cruiserweight of all 205 Live.” Well he didn’t expect that question, but if he had to say-

Oh, TJP runs in, still on the run from the Lucha House Party. He’s glad to see Mike & Maria, but they’re not happy to see him. Well sorry, but as the first ever (New Era) Cruiserweight Champion, he just thought he’d give them a quick tour, right now. Maria tells TJP to shut up, because she knows what he’s doing. TJP pushed things too far and now he’s crawling to Mike for help. He admits that’s true. That’s fine, because when opportunity knocks, they answer. The three of them head out to talk business, is this a new alliance of egos?

 

WWE Cruiserweight Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Mustafa Ali VS Tony Nese!

With the Soul of 205 Live’s rematch being put on standby, the Heart and the Abs of 205 Live have a golden opportunity. Ali is no stranger to Murphy’s might, but Nese is Buddy’s fellow Body Guy. Will Murphy be happy when Ali loses? Or be upset that his friend won?

The bell rings and the two circle. Nese goes right at the taped ribs as he tackles Ali to a corner and rams his shoulder in. Fans boo as Nese flexes over Ali. Ali stands but Nese back kicks the ribs. Ali clutches his gut but Nese is on him with a toss into a corner. Nese soaks up the heat, then runs in, but Ali manages to go up and over. Ali keeps moving, dodges Nese and just manages to hurdle him to hit a huricanrana! Nese bails out but comes back, only for Ali to dropkick him down. Ali then slingshots out, but Nese catches him for a Fall Away Slam! Ali hits the ramp and those ribs hurt even more now. The referee checks on Ali while keeping Nese away. Nese flexes and soaks up the heat while Ali refuses to quit.

Nese brings Ali up and trophy lifts him, before tossing him at the barriers! The ref counts and it passes 5 before Nese puts Ali back in the ring. Nese covers, TWO! Nese kicks Ali in the ribs, then puts on the rear bearhug. Ali endures the squeeze as fans rally up. Ali feeds off the energy and throws punches. Nese shoves Ali and gives him a knee to the ribs. Ali chops Nese back, but Nese whips him for another knee. Then whips again for a big kitchen sink knee! Cover, TWO! Nese kicks Ali while he’s down again, and Ali goes to ropes. Nese stomps Ali, but fans continue to rally. The ref backs Nese off the stomps, but Nese whips Ali. Ali rolls Nese up, TWO!

Nese kicks low again, then back suplexes. Ali makes it a crossbody cover, TWO! Ali gets moving, springboard DDT but Nese catches it to make it a Northern Lights! Bridge cover, TWO! Nese keeps his cool as he looms over Ali. He sits Ali up for a swift kick to the back. Ali writhes but Nese sits him up for more kicks. Nese puts the body scissor squeeze on and Ali endures. Fans continue to rally, but Nese gives Ali a swift chop to the chest. Nese trash talks Ali, but Ali refuses to quit. Ali pries at the feet and makes it a cover, TWO! Ali is free but runs into a back kick. Nese drags Ali up, for another stiff back kick. Nese soaks up the heat then whips Ali for a flapjack toss! Cover, TWO!

Nese grows frustrated with Ali, but then taunts him. He shouts at Ali, “You want more?!” Nese brings Ali over to a corner, and drags him up by his hair. Ali trips Nese and Nese hits buckles! Both men are down but fans build to a rally. They both stand, and Ali throws body shots. Ali gets Nese in a corner with more body shots, then runs in. Nese back elbows, then running hotshots Ali! Nese hurries back up, triangle moonsault misses! Ali leaps for a sunset flip, roll through to a sit-out powerbomb! But he can’t make the cover from the pain in his ribs! Nese is spared while both men are down. Ali gets up first but flounders to a corner. Nese is up and runs in, but Ali dodges. Ali roundhouses Nese back, then slingshots in for the facebuster!

Nese flounders, Ali clotheslines him out! But Ali won’t stop, he builds speed to FLY! Direct hit as Ali throws caution and his body to the wind! A ring count begins but hits 5 before either man sits up. Ali stands at 7 and puts Nese in at 8. Ali climbs up top, and leaps for a crossbody! He bounces off the cover but comes back, TWO! Both men are down, catching their breath. Ali brings Nese up but Nese lifts in the fireman’s carry. Ali slips out but Nese goes Matrix to then back kick, knee lift and roundhouse, but Ali ducks to front kick and SUPERKICK, and then SUPERKICK to the back! Cover, TWO!! Nese lives but both men are exhausted. Fans declare “This is Awesome!” as Ali drags himself up. Ali then drags Nese to a drop zone, and climbs. Ali aims, but Nese trips him up!

Nese has Ali sideways for the top shelf knee into fireman’s carry. Ali escapes, rolls Nese, TWO! Springboard tornado DDT! Ali crawls to the cover, TWO!! Nese still lives, but Ali still wants it. Fans rally up for Ali as he gets himself to a corner. Ali climbs again, but Nese hits a SHORYUKEN! Nese hops up to join Ali, and has the fireman’s carry. SUPER GUTBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!! Ali still lives! Nese is furious, and argues with the ref, but two is two. Nese runs in at Ali for a mudhole stomp and clubbing forearms. The ref backs Nese off, but Ali throws a CHOP! Nese still gives Ali knees, then rips off the rib tape. The referee reprimands Nese but Nese doesn’t stop pulling the tape and kicking the ribs. Fans boo and jeer as Nese shows no mercy to Ali. Ali gets a jackknife cover, Ali wins!!

Winner: Mustafa Ali, by pinfall; new #1 contender to the Cruiserweight Championship

Nese let his anger boil over, and it cost him! Now the Beacon of Light will have another shot at the title while reviving his rivalry with Buddy Murphy. But with his body as beat up as it is, will he have a chance at sweeping the Body Guys?

Nese is furious, and he doesn’t look like he’ll leave Ali alone. So here comes Cedric Alexander! The Soul protects the Heart and runs Nese off. Alexander helps Ali up, but just when it looked like he was going to turn on him, he raises Ali’s hand. Ali and Alexander hug as Alexander encourages his good friend to go for the gold. And speaking of, the current champion in Buddy Murphy comes out to stare his new challenger down. Murphy holds his title up high, but will it be his title for much longer?

 


 

My Thoughts:

A great episode of 205 Live, though clearly they didn’t worry about making it Halloween themed despite being aired on Halloween. Kendrick VS Gallagher was pretty good, and I’m glad to see Tozawa understands Kendrick is on his side now. Tozawa watching out for Kendrick was a good move, and I’m pretty sure this blow-off will be a tag match. Hopefully it’ll be something No Disqualification based so that they all can show that “no mercy” aspect this story has become centered around. I’m glad to see that TJP and Kanellis are forming an alliance, too, even if it’s out of convenience. Plus, more teams means more of a reason to make a tag division official. I’m thinking that’s something that can keep 205 Live afloat since it just still isn’t gaining ground with general fans.

Ali VS Nese was another amazing main event. Ali really sold those bad ribs, and Nese did a great job focusing on them with his two squeeze submissions. As I said before, it makes more sense for Ali to win so that we don’t threaten a Body Guys break-up so soon. I liked the turn tease, Alexander could’ve easily gotten Ali in the Lumbar Check there. But Alexander stands by his friend the same as Murphy, and I hope we get a tag match of Body Guys VS Heart & Soul before what I assume is a Survivor Series Cruiserweight Championship match. Those two teams should also be part of the not yet official tag division, because both would make for some top contenders day one.

My Score: 8.5/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 5.2.2024

Under Siege is tomorrow! Yeah the card looks pretty awful, but maybe this Go Home will spice things up!

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Not gonna mislead anyone here, Under Siege looks nearly as bad as a Steven Segal film by the same name. Lots of useless tag matches, only really the X Division title to care about. It reminds me of a “Road to” show that New Japan does. Bunch of worthless matches with a few story wrinkles but entirely skippable.

Hopefully something crazy happens or the show is good enough to cover the bad card. But let’s hope something happens tonight to maybe create some reason to watch.

Ratings:

  • Mustafa Ali vs Chris Bey w/Ace Austin: Ali wins via 450 – **
  • Dani Luna w/Jody Threat vs Alisha Edwards w/Masha Slamovich: Lish wins via Russian Death Device – ** 1/4
  • Hammerstone vs Cody Deaner: Hammerstone wins via Torture Rack – *
  • #1 Contender Match: Ace Austin w/Chris Bey vs Trey Miguel w/Zachary Wentz: Ace wins via The Fold – ***
  • TNA Knockouts Championship: Jordynne Grace (c) vs Miyu Yamashita: Grace retains via Juggernaut Driver – *** 1/2

 

Results:

Mustafa Ali vs Chris Bey w/Ace Austin

Ali with a simple Headlock takeover, Bey fights back up and tries to create something with a rope run; but Ali gets the best of things with a Back Elbow. Ali gets cocky as Bey retreats to the corner, Bey turns things around quickly, lands the 10 Count Punches in the corner, Ali tries to fight back but Bey snaps off a quick DDT for a near fall. As Bey goes to continue the offense, Ali Drop Toe Holds Bey into the ropes neck first. Ali again, demonstrating some of the worst in-ring trash talk, Bey turns things around since Ali is running his mouth too much. Ali gets set in the Tree of Woe, Bey goes across to another corner and does a Coast to Coast Elbow Drop as Ali tries to sit up. Honestly, stupid looking since its obviously too coordinated. No one would stay half sat up just to eat an elbow.

While the move looked cool, I now care significantly less about what’s going on. Illogical spots just because “they’re cool”, should not be rewarded. Bey controls the match after the stupid spot, hits his Corner Uppercut Hip Attack, Ali tries to duck a few moves and create something but eats a Spinebuster for 2. Art of Finesse attempt, but Ali shoves him to the outside. Working back inside Ali goes for his Rolling Neckbreaker but Bey connects with a Roundhouse Kick to stop Ali in his tracks. Fighting Spirit spot, they run into the ropes, Ali has a bad Double Leg takedown that he tries to turn into a Cradle with feet on the ropes, but Ace pushes the feet off.

As security starts to move on Ace, Ali hits a Suicida, then Bey connects on a Tope con Hilo. Bey starts rocking Ali, hits the Kudome Valentine but Ali manages to pull himself under the bottom rope just enough to avoid losing. Bey climbs the corner, Ali German Suplexes Bey to the apron, Ali goes for the 450, misses, Bey goes to finish the match but the security get involved again, hit Bey with the flag and then Ali lands the 450 for the win.

I liked when the Security Guards were window dressing instead of mooks to cheat with. This just makes the matches dumber and significantly less interesting, especially when its nameless mooks and its not even a talent getting heat. 

Dani Luna w/Jody Threat vs Alisha Edwards w/Masha Slamovich

Dani starts strong and fast, forearm shots, lariats and a quick near fall sends Alisha retreating to the ropes to get some advice from Masha. Dani goes to attack Lish, Lish with a Drop Toe Hold, Masha takes advantage of the distracted ref and Lish hits a Satellite DDT and then taunts entirely too much. As Lish talks too much, Dani stands up and starts beating the hell out of Lish, Suplex into the rope assisted Blue Thunder Bomb. Dani goes for the Luna Landing, but Masha climbs on the apron, distraction happens, then Lish goes after Jody and the ref stays distracted with Lish. Masha slides into the ring, Roundhouse Kick into the Russian Death Device and Lish turns around for the win!

Sami’s little segment is aptly named DMTv since it feels like a weird hallucination or trip with the way he does stuff. 

Hammerstone vs Cody Deaner

Am I supposed to care about this? Hammerstone looks like he’s chiseled out of granite and Deaner looks like he’s fished out of a trailer park. Hammerstone says a lot of how I feel that the Deaner schtick is pathetic. Deaner says he’s given the power to add a stipulation, Hammer says Arm Wrestling Match, Deaner wants a Sin City Street Fight. So we know what the crowd will pick. Christ this is so carny even Court Bauer blushed.

Deaner bonks Hammer with the mic, low dropkick, goes to grab a trash can lid and hits Hammer…but it just pisses off Captain Hammer. Stomps a mudhole in him, Irish Whip into a Back Elbow and Hammer deposits him to the outside to utilize the gimmick I would assume. This is going on much longer than it should, Deaner finds a chair, clocks Hammer once, goes for Twice, but this isn’t Kpop; so Hammer says no and hits him with a Backbreaker. Then Hammer hits him with a chairshot, 10 Count Punches in the corner, Sack of Shit, Deaner goes for the Ricky Morton lean against the ropes and sell to the crowd spot, but Hammer leans into him and starts using the chair again.

Deaner does his nerd Hulk Up, tries to call for a Body Slam but Hammer doesn’t move and drops the dweeb down. Deaner is back to the begging the crowd Ricky Morton spot…but the crowd doesn’t care since Deaner is a jabroni. Hammer tosses Deaner like a pizza ribs first into the back of the chair and just takes a few moments to revel in his handwork. Deaner fights back, lands a few right hands, tries to call for the Body Slam again like an idiot, gets Hammer half way and falls over so Hammer just rains down punches (can we end this waste of time please). Hellavator, I mean Nightmare Pendulum but Deaner floats over and lands the Scoop Slam onto the steel chair for only 2.

The crowd starts chanting for table, so of course Deaner obliges…this is going on so damn long. Hammer no sells the forearm, Vertical Suplex, goozle, and then Hammer Chokeslams Deaner through the table and calls to for the Torture Rack. Deaner is Rack’d and dead. ‘Bout damn time.

Like a Torpedo, Something is there…

I’m mad at myself that I popped for Ball of Speed. I’m not even sure why, but I like it.

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it at least 3 dozen times, Joe Hendry is a treasure. Starting with a medley of the insult songs to lead into the Creed parody is genius. Odd apology, but I respect it. “Can you please get fired…”, such a great song.

#1 Contender Match: Ace Austin w/Chris Bey vs Trey Miguel w/Zachary Wentz

Typical Junior style start with counters and some chain wrestling and then a quick tension spot where Trey slaps Ace and then they fire off on each other for a few seconds before they get broken up because its just a shmoz. Trey baits Ace to the outside, Up and Over but Ace lands on the apron and then Wentz picks the ankle as Trey feigns injury to distract the referee. Back Rake back into the ring and just insulting Knife Edge Chops at a deliberate pace. Commercial break happens and Trey is still in charge. Ace shoots the Double and turns it into a Jacknife Cradle for 2 but Ace is still visibly hobbled.

Trey tries to keep Ace grounded but he tries to fire up and Trey finds different ways to keep Ace grounded including a Running Bodyscissors into Full Mount. Kick combination rush from Trey as he goes for the Asai Moonsault to punctuate it but Ace gets the knees up. Short range Knee Strike, Click Click Boom, Corner Splash Seated Lariat spot into a Triangle Kick for 2! Ace looks to set up The Fold, Wentz distracts, Trey grabs tights! But Ace kicks out! Trey with the Backflip Back of the Head Dropkick. Bey levels Wentz and Trey is talking shit to the fans, Ace goes for the Crucifix Pin, but kicks out at 2.

Jackie Bryant Headlock Kick from Trey, but Ace blocks it. Triangle Kick misses, Ace tries to jump on him but misses, Cheeky Nandos, then Trey heads up but Ace cuts him off. They struggle on the top rope, Trey Bell Claps Ace, Ace tries to duck but Trey turns it into the Sunset Flip, locomotion float away, Ace Face Stomp into The Fold! Ace wins!

The Bald Bearded Canadians, good ole team BBC…wait…

TNA Knockouts Championship: Jordynne Grace (c) vs Miyu Yamashita

They start off respectfully, which is what you expect since Miyu is well respected in this generation. A few Headlock Takeovers, Shoulder Blocks and finally Miyu drops Jordynne with a Switchblade Kick. Miyu goes to follow up, but Jordynne catches the kick and T-Bone Suplex gives Jordynne a near fall. Juggernaut Driver early, but Miyu counters, rams Jordynne into the corner, Triangle Kick from Miyu for 2! Cravat into Knee Strikes and then a PK to the spine keeps Miyu in control. Miyu lets Jordynne up and they trade strikes a bit, Jordynne’s arms prove to be a little stronger than Miyu’s legs, takes out the legs and then the Jackhammer on the floor from Jordynne!

Jordynne tries to roll Miyu back in, but Miyu continues to roll out to buy some space, Jordynne goes for a dive and eats a foot. Miyu looks for an Apron Death Valley Driver, Jordynne fights it a while but Miyu eventually gets her over and down on the apron for 2. Miyu with a Headlock Takeover, but both ties the other one up and the ropes save the awkward but effective exchange. Strike exchange number 2. Miyu no sells a few Scoop Slams and lands Round Kicks. Spinning Backfist and Round Kick connect simultaneously for both women to drop.

Jordynne charges, Pink Striker tries to block with the front kick, but Jordynne plows through with a Back Elbow. Kinniku Buster attempt but Miyu knows how to get away from that and fights off with Knee Strikes, Jordynne is rocked but fights back up and Avalanche Back Body Drop for 2! Jordynne no sells a Roundhouse Kick, Miyu no sells a Lariat then another kick from Miyu and a Back Kick to the face for 2. Skull Kick attempt, blocked, Juggernaut Driver out of nowhere to retain!

 

Overall Score: 6.25/10

The second half of the show was pretty damn good, but God was the first half useless. Hammerstone and Deaner went on far too long, that was dumb, it looked dumb, I felt dumb watching it. Ali’s match was garbage with the stupid spot monkey indie garbage spot. If I want to watch wrestling that makes less sense than Chinese Dramas with Hindi subtitles, I’ll watch AEW and have a stroke.

Thankfully, Joe Hendry got a good chunk of time, the Trey and Ace match was pretty good and overlooking the stupid run in after match stuff, the Knockouts match itself was pretty damn good. So the new bookers have really consistently done this stuff, where there’s a ton of overbooked stupidity, but they sprinkle in enough okay stuff to make me not completely lose faith. OH – and we do get Kushida versus Gresham tomorrow, so at least that strengthens the lackluster card.

Lets see if they ever figure out how to really book, or if they eventually go full TNA 2015.


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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (5/2/24)

The Queen is chasing the crown!

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Will the One and Only become the #1 contender?

Queen Aminata wants after Athena and the ROH Women’s World Championship, but she will still earn her way to a shot, starting with a match tonight!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • The Infantry VS The Outrunners; The Infantry wins.
  • Nyla Rose VS Camron Branae; Nyla wins.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Grounds: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Qrown; The Kingdom wins and denies The Qrown a title match.
  • Toa Liona VS Jimmy Wild; Liona wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Dark Order VS Adam Priest, Zicky Dice & Sean Maluta; The Dark Order wins.
  • Aaron Solo VS Jon Cruz; Solo wins.
  • Queen Aminata VS Robyn Renegade; Aminata wins.

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The Infantry VS The Outrunners!

Captain Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo have had it with Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum! It’s one thing to use the same finishing move and rename it, but then The Outrunners’ new gear is camouflage, and they start using the Infantry’s catchphrases! Will Turbo & Truth get sent to Boot Camp? Or will Dean & Bravo be sent into Miami Overdrive?

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Who is this accompanying The Outrunners? Lazer Linda? So now they’re copying Infantry in having a female team member? Trish Adora steps into the ring to get a good look at Linda. Linda flexes on Adora, so Adora gives her a LARIAT TUBMAN! The Outrunners are upset but then Dean & Bravo storm up to throw hands! The ref reprimands but The Infantry keep throwing hands. Dean whips Truth and Bravo whips Turbo, but the Outrunners both reverse that. Dean and Bravo both dodge, then they both fake the Outrunners out! Those dropkicks get nothing, and then The Infantry DROPKICK The Outrunners!

The Outrunners bail out, The Infantry fire up and Daily’s Place fires up with them! The ref says they finally need to sort out, so Bravo falls back. Truth flounders in, the bell finally sounds, and Dean arm-drags Turbo around! Dean keeps Turbo from Truth, tags Bravo in, and then Dean wrenches while Bravo hops up. Bravo AX HANDLES Turbo’s arm, then brings him around to wrench. Tag to Dean, he goes up and AX HANDLES! Then the Infantry double whip, and double atomic drop, for a double HIP TOSS! The Infantry now mock The Outrunners, before the double FIST DROP! Turbo flounders away and tags in Truth!

Truth runs up, but into a DOUBLE HIP TOSS! Then another DOUBLE FIST DROP! Cover, TWO! Truth stays in this but Dean storms up on him. Turbo distracts the ref, Truth pokes Dean in the eye! Truth blames it on the sunset, then bumps Dean off buckles. Tag to Turbo and the Outrunners mug Dean. Tag back to Truth, he goes up, BACKBREAKER, and then Truth winds up! But Bravo sneaks behind enemy lines to get Dean outta there, Truth’s knee drop turns into an accidental atomic drop! The Infantry then get in and TOSS Turbo! Bravo aims to PLANCHA! Down goes Turbo and the fans fire up again!

Dean brings Truth up, throws hands, then tags in Bravo. Dean scoops Truth, Bravo goes up, and they hit the BACKBREAKER and “Grenade” KNEE DROP! The fans fire up more and Bravo brings Truth up. Truth throws a shot but Bravo hits back. Bravo whips, Truth reverses, but Bravo gets around! Turbo tags in before the O’Conner Roll! Turbo runs up but Bravo dodges him to SUPERKICK! Turbo ends up on ropes, and Bravo ROCKS Truth! Bravo whips, Truth reverses and Turbo BODY SHOTS! Turbo BLASTS Dean, gets Bravo, and sends him into Truth’s BOOTS! Bravo staggers, Turbo CLAWS him on the back!

Tag to Truth and the Outrunners mug Turbo. The fans are torn, but Truth CHOPS Bravo in a corner! Truth spins around while the fans “WOO~!” Truth then storms back up, whips corner to corner, but Bravo reverses. Bravo runs up, but slides under as Truth goes up! Bravo then trips Truth, and asks if he should. The fans say yes, so Bravo YANKS Truth backwards into the POST! Bravo high-fives fans, but then Turbo FLYING AX HANDLES off the apron! Dean protests but there’s nothing he can do as Turbo puts Bravo back in. Truth drags Bravo over, tags Turbo, and Turbo drops an elbow! Cover, TWO!

Turbo drags Bravo up, tags Truth back in, and they mug Bravo with a big kick! Bravo sputters while the Outrunners flex. Truth whips, Bravo sunset flips, but Truth flails! Truth reaches for the literal sunset but Bravo finishes the flip, TWO! Bravo reaches for Dean but Truth trips him up! Tag to Turbo, and he drops down into a CROSSFACE! Bravo endures, fights up, but Turbo tags Truth. The Infantry get Bravo up, but Bravo BOOTS Turbo away! Bravo ELBOWS Truth, then ROCKS Turbo! And repeat! And repeat! Bravo runs, but into the DOUBLE HIP TOSS! The Outrunners shake hands and flex, DOUBLE ELBOW DROP!

Turbo BLASTS Dean, Truth covers, but Dean gets back in to kick it! Truth is upset but he stomps Bravo. Truth whips Bravo to the corner, then he BLASTS Dean again! Truth runs at Bravo but Bravo slips out to the apron! Truth hits buckles, Turbo storms up but Bravo dodges by going back inside! Bravo then slips out the other side, and Truth runs into Turbo! Bravo slingshots in for a STUNNER! The fans fire up as Bravo crawls for his corner, but Turbo grabs a foot! Turbo drags Bravo up, back suplexes, but Bravo lands out! Bravo avoids both Outrunners to hot tag Dean! The fans fire up as The Captain rallies on The Outrunners!

Dean fires haymakers and LARIATS! Then a back drop for Truth! The fans fire up as Dean runs in to give Turbo a FLYING BACK ELBOW! Dean goes corner to corner, blocks Truth’s boots, and puts him in ropes for an ENZIGIRI! Truth flops down, Turbo takes a swing, but Dean slips around to DDT! Dean kips up, the fans fire up, and they join Dean in an “OORAH!” JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, Truth breaks it! Truth TOSSES Dean out, but Bravo runs up! CARLIE CROSSOVER! Down goes Truth, but Turbo CLUBS Bravo! BIG back suplex! But Dean’s up top! FLYING SPLASH! Cover, Truth runs in, but Dean moves! The AX HANDLE hits Turbo!

Truth panics and apologizes, but then sees Dean! Truth wants mercy, but then he goes to poke eyes! Dean blocks those, bends those fingers, but Turbo CLUBS Dean down! The Outrunners shift into gear, MIAMI OVER- NO, Dean slips around and the BOOT hits Truth! Tag to Bravo and they get Turbo, for BOOT CAMP! Cover, Infantry wins!

Winners: The Infantry, by pinfall

Often imitated, never duplicated! The one, true Russian Leg Sweep Boot combo shines through, and that’s no cap! Dean & Bravo finally settle things with Turbo & Truth, will they march forward to settle things with The Undisputed Kingdom next?

 

Matthew Menard & Angelo Parker speak.

Cool Hand Ange tells Daddy Magic that things have been rather weird lately, to say the least. Not too long ago, Parker was on Rampage, going to make an announcement he told no one about, and the truth is, he was ready to retire. He felt he didn’t have anything left to fight for. Then he got the biggest news of his entire life, he found out he’s gonna be a dad! And if that doesn’t light a fire under your ass, then what does? So now, Ruby Soho is going to be at home, being a mom to their child, and Parker had to think, “What’s next?” Then he realized, there is a hell of a lot to fight for now, isn’t there?

Menard says how ’bout it? Ruby’s at home, nesting. Cool Hand Ange has priorities in order and Menard loves it! And tell ya right now, Menard has a problem with The Undisputed Kingdom. The ROH World Tag Team Champions, right? So how about this? They get the van, they pack it up, and they start taking a road trip! Van, train, airplane, who cares?! They’re heading to a certain place called The Promised Land! So get ready, boys! No doubt! Ever-Rise, 2Point0, X-JAS, will the next titles Menard & Parker go by be ROH World Tag Team Champions?

 

ROH World Tag Team Championships Proving Grounds: The Undisputed Kingdom VS The Qrown!

Speaking of, Matt Taven & Mike Bennett are here to defend those titles! Or at least, make teams earn their way to a shot at the titles. Will The Kingdom check another team off the list? Or will Leonis & Maximus Khan be one step away from the crown?

The teams sort out, Bennett starts against Leonis, and the Code of Honor is kept. The bell rings, the fans rally up, and the two circle. They tie up, and the bigger Leonis powers Bennett to the corner. The ref counts, Leonis lets off, but Bennett kicks low! Bennett CHOPS, then brings Leonis around to ROCK him! Bennett stomps and CHOPS Leonis, then tags Taven. The Kingdom double whip, dropkick the legs out then Taven ELBOW DROPS! Cover, TWO! Taven throws down hands, stomps Leonis over and over, even at the ropes! Taven CHOKES Leonis, lets off, and the fans cheer as Taven tags Bennett.

Taven CHOPS Leonis, Bennett stomps and CHOPS, then ROCKS him again! And stomps, and ROCKS! Bennett ROCKS Leonis again, talks trash, then tags Taven. Taven CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Taven then reels Leonis in, but Leonis throws body shots! Taven CLUBS Leonis down, tags Bennett, and they bring Leonis in. But Leonis powers out, ROCKS Taven, then ROCKS Bennett! Leonis throws haymakers, then an UPPERCUT for Bennett! Then Leonis catches Taven to OVERHEAD SUPLEX him away! Maximus reaches out but Bennett whips Leonis into a BOOT! Bennett FOREARMS, Taven LARIATS! Bennett covers, TWO!

The fans rally and Bennett stomps Leonis. Bennett CHOPS Leonis, tells him to get up, then brings him to a neutral corner. Bennett ROCKS Leonis, brings him over, and tags Taven. Taven fires up Daily’s Place before he swings, but Leonis dodges to CHOP! And CHOP! Taven knees low, tags Bennett, and The Kingdom double whip. Leonis holds ropes, KICKS Bennett, then TOSSES Taven! Bennett kicks Leonis first, then reels him in, but Leonis back drops free! Hot tag to Maximus! Maximus rallies on The Kingdom with big LARIATS! Bennett runs up, Maximus dodges then URENAGES! The fans fire up with Maximus and he brings Bennett up.

But Taven springboards, KICK OF THE KING! Bennett BLASTS Leonis, Taven goes up! HAIL MARY PILEDRIVER!! Cover, The Kingdom wins!

Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall (denies The Qrown a title opportunity)

Taven & Bennett just showed The Qrown aren’t #NeckStrong enough, and now The Kingdom is moving on. But will they soon cross paths with Menard & Parker?

 

JD Drake speaks.

“You ever been lost? Lord knows I have. I’ve been lost for the last month. In light of recent events, my brain’s been foggy, I haven’t been able to articulate words, I don’t know whether I’m coming or going. It’s showing up in my in-ring work, it’s showing up in my personal life at home. Hell, it’s showing in my bowling game at home, too. The other night during league, I asked myself, ‘Hey, where do I go from here?'” JD asked the lady cashier for change on $5, he only got back four bills. Three ones, and a $2! Yeah, a real $2, those still exists.

JD says his grandfather recently passed away, February of this year, God rest his soul, would put a $2 in every grandchild’s picture frame. JD once asked why he did that, he said it’s because they’re gonna need to talk to him one day, and this $2 was gonna be the message. Granddad would also say, when times get tough, you’ve got two choices: quit, or tighten your bootstraps up and get back to work. So while the Workhorsmen may not be a thing for the foreseeable future, time for JD to be a workhorse man. The Blue Collar Badass is gonna punch in, knockout, and give ROH a $2 ass kicking. Scrap Metal is ready to scrap, will he turn that $2 into championship gold?

 

The Iron Savages speak.

Bulk Bronson says, “Underappreciated. Underutilized. Undervalued. We, the Iron Savages, have been parading around like a circus act for an entire year, winning over the hearts of the ROH fans and keeping them all entertained.” Jacked Jameson asks, “Are we in any tournaments?” Bronson & Boulder both say, “No.” Are they on any PPVs? No. And y’know what? No more goofy savages, no more popping the crowd! Boulder says the adoration is not bringing them success. Time for the Iron Savages, yes, the Iron Savages, to live up to their potential! Jameson says frankly, fat morons and skinny idiots don’t deserve their entertainment.

They aren’t changing their game plan, it just means they’re done winning over “Low T losers!” They’re just gonna win. They’re sippin’ sauce, livin’ hoss, and EVERYBODY is going to #TiddyCity! Will these three start tearing their way through the ROH Tag & Trios Divisions until they’re sinking their teeth into titles?

 

Aaron Solo VS Jon Cruz!

Aaron is tired of riding solo and going nowhere, so in order to get back in the good graces of Johnny TV, he’s gotta get that W back! Or in this case, he just has to get wins period! Will he be able to do that here at Daily’s Place where he became All Elite? Or will Serpentico’s human friend get his own great homecoming win?

Cruz gets the fans fired up as he offers The Code of Honor. Solo takes it, the bell rings, and then Solo kicks low! Solo DECKS Cruz, has him in a corner, and bumps him off buckles. Solo stomps a mudhole in, digs his boots in and laughs, but lets off as the ref counts. Solo brings Cruz up, snap suplexes, then smiles as he soaks up the heat. Cruz flounders, the fans rally, but Solo throws hands. Solo whips, Cruz ducks ‘n’ dodges and RANAS! Solo flounders, Cruz keeps moving and he LARIATS! The fans fire up with Cruz and he brings Solo around. Cruz scoops to POWERSLAM, then fires up as he shakes the ropes!

The fans cheer as Cruz points to a corner. Cruz goes up, aims, and then FROG SPLASH FLOPS as Solo moves! GERMAN SUPLEX! Cruz springs up but Solo gives him the DREAMCAST KICK! Cover, Solo wins!

Winner: Aaron Solo, by pinfall

Solo makes sure Johnny TV saw that! There’s the first win, will he get more and more until he proves he’s TV Ready like Johnny & Taya?

 

Queen Aminata VS Robyn Renegade!

The One and Only African Woman Wrestler is an uncrowned queen here in ROH, but she is going to fight her way back up to her revenge! Will she be unstoppable as she chases down Athena and Billie Starkz? Or will this Renegade defy Aminata’s authority?

The Code of Honor is kept, the bell rings, and the fans rally for Aminata with “YES, QUEEN!” The two tie up, Aminata headlocks and she grinds Renegade. Renegade brings Aminata down, pops out the back and headlocks in return. Aminata endures, brings Renegade to her knee, and pops out the back to wrench, step over, and twerk attack! The fans cheer but Renegade is frustrated. Aminata hammerlocks, headlocks and hits the takeover. Renegade moves around, fights up, and powers up, only for Aminata to hold on tight. Aminata wrenches, Robyn breaks free and ENZIGIRIS! Then BACKSTABBER!

Aminata crawls, Robyn soaks up the heat and she kicks rocks before she runs up. Aminata puts Renegade on the apron, shoulders in but gets a DOUBLE STOMP for it! Renegade talks trash, kicks Aminata to the floor, then brings her back up to put her in the ring. Renegade brings Aminata up, reels her in, but Aminata turns things into a cradle! TWO, and Aminata runs up to LARIAT! Renegade gets up, Aminata LARIATS again! Renegade swings, but into a spin, snapmare, and PENALTY KICK! Back of the onion bag with that one! Aminata fires the fans up, runs side to side, and she DROPKICKS Renegade through ropes!

Aminata reminds us, she’s the one and only! But then we see Athena & Billie watching this backstage! Athena whispers something to Billie, perhaps some opening or weakness in Aminata’s game. Billie seems to concur while Aminata scuffs Renegade. Cover, TWO! Renegade holds on but Aminata brings her up. Alabama Lift, but Renegade sunset flips and high stacks! TWO, and Renegade swings, but into a wrench and facelock, snap suplex! Emphasis on the snap as Renegade flounders to a corner. The fans fire up and Aminata runs corner to corner, but Renegade ELBOWS back! Renegade runs in, gets around, half nelson FACEBUSTER!

Renegade sits Aminata up, runs and SHOTGUNS her down! Cover, TWO! Aminata is tougher than that but Renegade snarls. The fans taunt Renegade, “ROBYN SUCKS!” Renegade drags Aminata up, fireman’s carries, and swing into the DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO! Aminata stays in this but clutches her neck and back. Robyn is frustrated, but she drags Aminata up. Robyn DOUBLE CHOPS! Aminata is annoyed, but Robyn pushes her around. Robyn winds up, Aminata BOOTS the lariat, then DOUBLE CHOPS in return! And CHOPS again! And waistlocks, to GERMAN SUPLEX!

Robyn ends up in the corner again, and Aminata runs up, SWEET HIP MUSIC! But Aminata goes side to side to add the BOOT WASH!! Aminata says it is done now! She drags Robyn back up to HEADBUTT, Alabama Lift, and AIR RAID CRASH! Cover, Aminata wins!

Winner: Queen Aminata, by pinfall

Athena & Billie are not happy with that result, they storm off. Aminata is not just ready, she is looking better than ever! Will not even The Fallen Goddess be able to deny The Queen her crown?


My Thoughts:

A very good episode of ROH, mostly because it was under an hour. Yes, I still skipped things but c’mon, it was obvious Nyla was going to win, as were Liona and The Dark Order. Great opener from Infantry VS Outrunners to settle their feud, and I love that the Outrunners went as far as to get a female member of the team to parody Adora, just as I was thinking they would. Great win for Infantry, they’ll definitely get back in the ROH Tag title conversation in time for the next ROH PPV. And very good Proving Ground match, good showing for The Qrown in their first ROH match. But even so, of course The Kingdom was winning.

As such, we got a really good promo from Menard & Parker. I really hope they get a strong showing here in ROH now that they’re teaming together again. And there’s still Maria wanting Griff & Karter going after the titles, there’s needs to be something big in the works for the ROH Tag Division. And really good promo from JD Drake. Granted, this is another case where Tony Khan does something in his booking/running of the company that kinda forces his talent into these worked shoot promos, what with Anthony Henry being released while he’s injured. But JD did a great job referencing that without having to say it, and I hope he gets going in the singles division.

Good promo from The Iron Savages to officially go Heel, but given the unified AEW & ROH Trios champs are also Heels, we aren’t seeing Bronson, Boulder & Jameson holding gold any time soon. Good match from Solo, but I was hoping he’d have to struggle a little longer before he could win and do what Johnny TV dared him to do. And then very good match from Aminata VS Robyn, especially with the detail of Athena & Billie watching. Aminata of course wins, and I would think she skips revenge on Billie to go right to the head of the snake. Aminata VS Athena will be a great match, and really should be the moment Athena passes on the torch as far as being ROH Women’s World Champion.

My Score: 8.6/10


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