Joe’s AAA Results & Review

Tag Team Championship

Pagano and Joe Lider vs Texano Jr and Rey Escorpion (Champions) vs Ciclope and Miedo Extremo

Let’s see if they can one up themselves for hardcore matches. Miedo Extremo and Escorpion start the match out doing normal grappling. They exchange arm drags and throw drop kicks at the same time. Stale mate. Ciclope and Joe Lider are in now. Lider slaps him then hits him with a shoulder block. He follows that hit with a belly to belly suplex. They hit each other with clotheslines which brings Texano and Pagano in. He hits Pagano with a kick and goes to get some weapons. Now the fun starts. He sets up a table on the barricade. Pagano does a middle rope flip into Texano into the table. Extremo then dives on Escorpion. Ciclope has sharp pieces of wood and Lider a staple gun. Lider staples his head. Ciclope then sticks the wooden spikes in Lider’s head. My gosh. Texano and Escorpion hit Extremo with double knees and then double super kicks.

Joe Lider is bleeding and that shouldn’t surprise anyone. Texano launches Rey into Lider with a chair in front. Pagano breaks up the pin with a chair shot. Lider and Pagano hit a neck breaker, back breaker combo attack on Rey. Pagano gets some barbwire and ties it around himself and does a leg drop off the top on Texano. Pagano and Lider get pulled out by the Mercenaries, then Ciclope hits a corkscrew dive, followed by Extremo hitting a moonsault to the outside. Ciclope gets the light tubes now. Him and Rey exchange strikes until Ciclope gets him on the ropes and hits a spiral slam onto the light tubes. Escorpion then hits a package pile driver on Ciclope onto the other light tubes. Lider gets the thumb tack out now and slams Escorpion onto them. Pagano kicks a light tube into Extremos chest. Pagano does a head scissors canadian destroyer, then head butts a light tube into Extremos head. Texano then hits a super hurricanrana on Pagano onto the thumb tack.

Joe Lider sets up a table. Lider tries to suplex Ciclope onto the table on the outside but Ciclope reverses it into a canadian destroyer. Lider is getting checked on. Pagano is fighting the Mercenaries on his own now. Extremo was power bombed onto chairs by Texano before. They get Pagano on the top rope and hit Pagano with a power bomb onto light tubes and a chair for the win. Texano and Escorpion hit a power bomb off the top on Pagano through light tubes and a chair.

Post match, everyone continues brawling with each other. They cut Joe Lider with a broken light tube.

Winners: Texano Jr and Rey Escorpion

Latin American Championship

Hijo Del Fantasma (Champion) vs Drago

They start the match in residue from the previous match, by grappling and tying up and trying to gain position on the other. Drago hits a middle rope dive and goes for an attack off the apron but Fantasma grabs his feet. Fantasma continues to hit moves on Drago and goes for the pin after. Drago keeps kicking out. Fantasma grabs at the mask with no intent to rip it off. Fantasma continues to work over Drago hitting a hurricanrana off the top on him followed by a frog splash. Drago just keeps kicking out of everything and Fantasma is starting to get frustrated. Drago blocks a running attack then hits a rolling code breaker. He then hits a flip dive over the top rope to change the momentum.

Fantasma is back to working over Drago. Hitting a slam off the top. He goes back to the top but Drago knocks him down and hits a hurricanrana. Fantasma kicks out of the pin, then kicks Drago to the outside and hits a middle rope dive. Drago has blood all over him so he’s bleeding from somewhere. Hard to tell with the mask. Fantasma hits a spinning death valley driver which Drago kicks out of. Fantasma goes for it again but Drago reverses it into a pin. Fantasma kicked out as well. Drago hits a DDT off the top rope for a two count. Drago hits a hurricanrana into a pin and Fantasma kicks out. Drago tries again but Fantasma reverses it into a power bomb for a two count.

They rapid fire trade strikes then both hit each other with high kicks. Fantasma hits a big clothesline then goes for a cradle pile driver which Drago gets out of. Drago then does a head scissors into a pinning combination for the win for a new Latin American champion. Drago wins by elaborate pinning combination. 

Winner: Drago

AAA Mega Championship

Fenix (Champion) vs Brian Cage

Let’s see who replaces Fenix. Brian Cage has a video playing on the Video Board where he says he can’t be there due to an injury. Melissa Santos speaks for him in Spanish to explain things. He has a bunch of injuries which he does. I know he’s been having leg issues. Now Fenix is coming out in street clothes. Fenix is explaining he’s hurt. Some fans boo but that’s probably because AAA kept promoting him in a match they knew he wouldn’t be in. Laredo Kid comes out… probably to ask when he’s getting his title match. Laredo Kid will challenge Fenix first now. Not tonight. The crowd is booing. Maybe they should have just made the main event a four way for the title.

Winner: NO MATCH

Dr. Wagner Jr and Psycho Clown vs Blue Demon Jr and Killer Kross

Scarlett is now found again coming out with Kross. They’re a couple in AAA. Blue Demon and Wagner are brawling in the crowd to start. Kross and Clown are in the ring and he’s working over Clown. Scarlett is on the outside being an antagonist. She chops Clown a few times as Kross holds him. They try to double Wagner, Kross throws a kick but he counters with a dragon screw leg whip. Scarlett gets on the apron to distract Wagner. He gets hit from behind and taken out briefly. They go to beat on Psycho Clown now. Psycho dodges a double team attack leading, Demon to hit Kross. Blue Demon is still able to subdue him. Scarlett is slapping Clown but Vampiro’s music starts. The wheelchair bound Vampiro as he dramatically claimed. He’s out to make sure Scarlett behaves herself.

Vampiro says he’s going to get physical with her if she gets out of line. Scarlett tries to seduce him in the ring. She goes to slap him but he catches it. He postures to choke slam her but Kross attacks him from behind. Demon and Kross stomp on Vampiro but Clown hits a dive on them. Wagner and Clown now have Scarlett cornered. Vampiro is being helped to the back already now. Wagner DDTs Kross in the ring, and Clown attacks Demon with a chair. They hit a marathon of clotheslines on Kross in the corner. He goes to the outside and Scarlett checks on him. They double team Blue Demon in the ring now. Wagner and Clown pose in the ring but Kross comes from behind low blowing clown then hitting a Saito suplex. Demon hits Wagner with a tiger face buster but the ref stops the count for some reason. They intimidate him and go for the pin again for the three count. Kross shakes the refs hand after. Blue Demon Jr pins Dr. Wagner with a tiger face buster.

Scarlett beats on Dr. Wagner after the match. Wagner grabs at her and Kross beats him up some more. Looks like this might be the next direction for Wagner.

Winners: Blue Demon Jr and Killer Kross

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