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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (12/24/21)

‘Twas the SmackDown Before Christmas…

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Coverage SmackDown 2021

It’s a Holly Jolly SmackDown!

What a gift for Christmas! SmackDown gives us a Women’s Championship Match AND a 12 Man Gauntlet, the winner to challenge Shinsuke Nakamura!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • SmackDown Women’s Championship: Charlotte Flair VS Toni Storm; Charlotte wins and retains the title.
  • The 12 Days of Christmas Gauntlet: Sami Zayn wins and will challenge Shinsuke Nakamura for the WWE Intercontinental Championship next week.
  • Six Man Tag Miracle on 34th Street Fight: Drew McIntyre & The New Day VS The Usos & “Mad Cap” Moss w/ “Happy” Corbin; McIntyre & The New Day win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Kayla Braxton interviews Paul Heyman.

Kayla notes it has been one week since Heyman was publicly fired by Roman Reigns. “Publicly.” Had to get that dig in there. No, she’s trying to give him a chance to tell his side of what happened. “What happened? What happened is I told the truth to Roman Reigns. And it was a truth he didn’t want to hear, publicly.” He got fired publicly and smashed in the face publicly, embarrassed, humiliated in front of his peers and the entire world, publicly. What happened was, Heyman told Roman the truth, and he paid the price for it, publicly. Does Heyman regret telling the truth? Heyman thinks a moment.

“No. Because my role as Special Counsel was to tell Roman Reigns these uncomfortable truths.” Heyman’s role wasn’t juts to protect Roman as a personality or intellectual property, but as champion. When Heyman came back from the ring, he tried to explain, but all his bags, notes, suits and other belongings were tossed out of the locker room and into the hallway, “like I was some frickin’ rookie.” But Heyman’s role was to protect the championship. Make no mistake, Roman is the greatest Universal Champion of all time. But he needs to be protected from Brock Lesnar.

Then what’s next for Heyman? Heyman takes a moment to drink some water. “I don’t know. What do I do now? I go to NXT, I cherry pick top talent, I start all over again? Not at this stage. I put every bit of my heart and my soul and my spirit into serving as the Special Counsel to the Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, because I believe in Roman Reigns. “Without that, maybe it’s time for me to acknowledge my career is most likely over.” Heyman then takes a deep breath, but leaves it at that. Is this the end of Paul Heyman as Advocate, Special Counsel and manager to any WWE superstar?

 

SmackDown Women’s Championship: Charlotte Flair VS Toni Storm!

The Queen opens the action for tonight’s SmackDown Christmas Eve! But will Charlotte still have a gold Christmas? Or will it be #ToniTime in time for the holidays?

SmackDown returns and the belt is raised! Toni looks understandably nervous and excited, and the bell rings to finally start this golden grudge match! They tie up, go around, and Charlotte puts Toni in a corner. The ref calls the break, Charlotte lets off, but they tie up again. They go around some more, Charlotte again puts Toni in the corner. Toni dodges the forearm to uppercut and uppercut and uppercut! Toni gives a few more uppercuts, whips, but Charlotte reveres. Toni goes up and under but Charlotte kicks low! Charlotte pushes Toni, runs, but Toni follows and dodges to CROSSBODY! Cover, ONE!

Toni knuckle locks Charlotte to then WRING her out, run and basement dropkick! Cover, ONE! Charlotte bails out to slow things down, but Toni dares her to come back. Charlotte uses the count to give herself time to catch her breath. Charlotte slides in but slides right back out, just to troll Toni and the fans. Charlotte comes back as the ring count starts, Toni avoids the boot to CROSSBODY again! Cover, TWO! Toni drags Charlotte up, brings her to a corner but Charlotte blocks the buckle bump to give the buckle bump! Charlotte bumps Toni off more buckles, then CHOPS her down! Charlotte chokes Toni on the ropes, scuffs her with a boot, but lets off as the ref counts.

Charlotte drags Toni to a cover, TWO! Charlotte wraps a headscissor neck lock on, and she dribbles Toni off the mat! Toni endures but Charlotte grins as she squeezes tight. Fans rally for Toni, it’s a cover, TWO! Toni pushes back to get a cover, TWO! Charlotte turns to THROW Toni, and then kip up! Charlotte dusts off her hands, and then she kicks Toni into a corner. Charlotte toys with Toni and taunts her. She drags Toni up but Toni makes it a cradle! TWO, Toni HEADBUTTS Charlotte to a corner! Toni runs in, but Charlotte dodges to BOOT her back down! Toni flops out of the ring and Charlotte soaks up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Toni fires off forearms with Charlotte! Charlotte knees low and throws Toni by her hair! Charlotte pushes Toni around, taunting her. “You think you’re ready for me? You think you’re reayd for mE?! Do you know who I am?!” Charlotte’s pie facing Toni but Toni gets fired up. Charlotte wants her mad! Toni gets up, Charlotte CLOBBERS her! Cover, TWO! Charlotte taunts Toni more, but Toni gets back up again. Charlotte SLAPS Toni, then  goes to suplex, but Toni snap suplexes first! Toni fires up and fans are with her! Charlotte gets to a corner, Toni runs corner to corner, HIP ATTACK! And then she drags Charlotte up, waistlocks, but Charlotte elbows out!

Charlotte runs in but blocks boots to ROCK Toni with a forearm! Charlotte puts Toni’s leg on the ropes, o drop a knee, but miss! Toni GERMAN SUPLEXES! Bridging cover, TWO!! Charlotte flounders to the far corner, fans rally up and Toni storms over, into a BACKBREAKER, and BUCKLE SHOT! Charlotte drags Toni to the drop zone, then steps on her as she goes to the corner. Charlotte takes a moment before she climbs up, and MOONSAULTS! But Toni moves, Charlotte STANDING MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO! Charlotte is frustrated, she covers again, TWO! Charlotte laughs a little, but she says Toni’s still not ready for her.

Charlotte sits Toni up to CHOP her! And CHOP her again! And then kick a leg out, to run and NATURAL- NO! Toni pops out the back to GERMAN SUPLEX again! Toni grits her teeth and drags Charlotte up, gets her back to back, but Charlotte powers out to trip Toni up! Charlotte has the FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK! Toni endures, Charlotte SLAPS her! Toni fights to turn it over! Now Charlotte suffers! But then Toni gets the ROPEBREAK! The two are separated, Toni sits on the apron. Charlotte waits for Toni to get back in, and she BOOTS Toni down! Toni goes to the other apron, Charlotte BOOTS her off it!

Charlotte goes out after Toni, talks more trash, but Toni POSTS her! Toni drags Charlotte up to throw forearm after forearm! Toni puts Charlotte in at 7 of 10, and then drags Charlotte up, but Charlotte again fights the back to back to O’Conner Roll! She holds ropes, but the ref sees it! No cheating this time! Toni O’Conner Rolls to a bridge! TWO!! Toni gets a backslide, TWO!! Toni gets a cradle, TWO!! Charlotte has it, Charlotte wins!!

Winner: Charlotte Flair, by pinfall (still SmackDown Women’s Champion)

Toni is devastated! She was so close and yet so far as Charlotte snatches this one away! But is this the last time Toni will have a title match? Or will it be her time in the New Year?

 

The New Day talk backstage.

They’re still surprised Drew McIntyre was able to pull his sword out from the desk last week. But then “Big D the Destroyer” walks over and Kofi Kingston hopes he is ready for battle. He is always ready. Plus it is always special when #DrewDay gets back together. In fact, they’re about to usher in a New Year. The New Day vow to win those tag team champions. But first, these three will obliterate the Usos & Mad Cap entirely! As festive as McIntyre is feeling, he’s a bit sad. Huh? Why? Well in this Miracle on 34th Street Fight, he might beat Mad Cap so badly, there won’t be a match at Day 1. HAHAHAHAHA~! Then tonight’s match will be season’s beatings.

After understanding that they want him to join in, McIntyre joins in on the laughter, and #DrewDay is definitely in a good mood. Will they get to have the last laugh and then some at the expense of the SmackDown Tag Team Champions and Happy Corbin’s human hyena?

 

Xia Li speaks.

“Natalya. I have known women like you all my life: preying on those in need; drowning them in fear; crushing their spirits. Vultures. If that is what you do, then it doesn’t matter who you are. I won’t fear you, I will fight you!” Xia adds some Mandarin, and says it is because she is The Protector! Will the Queen of Harts regret crossing the line?

 

Rick Boogs introduces himself.

And of course, he introduces the WWE Intercontinental Champion, Shinsuke… NakamurAAAAAAAA~! The King of Strong Style and his rockin’ bard are here to watch the WWE Intercontinental Championship Contender’s match! Otherwise known as…

The 12 Days of Christmas Gauntlet!

The only thing longer than that song might be this match! Who survives until the final “partridge in a pear tree” to earn that golden ticket to next week’s New Year’s Eve SmackDown?

SmackDown returns and the first one out is Los Lotharios’ Angel Garza! And he’s up against Mansoor! Will either of these two make it to the end of the night?

Angel Garza VS Mansoor!

The bell rings, the two tie up and Mansoor blocks the kick to spin Angel for an atomic drop! Mansoor headlocks and grinds Angel, but Angel powers out. Things speed up, Mansoor catches hurdle to atomic drop! And then he dropkicks Garza to a corner! Fans fire up as Mansoor runs in, but Angel puts Mansoor up top. Mansoor boots back, but Angel YANKS him down! Mansoor hits buckle on the way down! OFF COME THE PANTS! Side to side for the BOOT WASH! Angel says he WILL be the next Intercontinental Champion! SHOTGUN dropkick! Angel stands Mansoor up but Mansoor blocks the punch to ROCK Angel with a right!

Mansoor then BOOTS and ENZIGURIS Angel down! Mansoor goes to the apron, he climbs up the corner, and he leaps, into a SUPERKICK! Angel hurries to get Mansoor up, underhooks, WING CLIPPER! Cover, Angel ELIMINATES Mansoor! But next up is a Viking Raider! It’s ERIK!

Angel Garza VS Erik!

Angel dropkicks Erik out of the ring as soon as he’s in! And then he dribbles Erik’s head off the apron! And then a sliding dropkick rocks him! Angel goes up top and ARIHARA MOONSAULTS, but is caught?!? Erik brings Angel around to SLAM him hard on the floor! We’re three French hens deep as Erik chants, “RAID! RAID! RAID!” and SmackDown goes to break!

SmackDown returns and Angel CLUBS away on Erik. Erik blocks a clothesline to fire off knees and forearms! Erik whips, Angel reverses but Erik goes up and over to then pick Angel up. Angel fights out, but then Erik gets him for Ace Ten Mao! Cover, TWO! Arik hits a SINGLE LEG SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! Erik is frustrated but he watches Angel crawl to a corner. Erik runs in but Angel dodges the shotgun knees to then hit a FACEBUSTER! Angel brings Erik up, has the underhooks again, WING CLIPPER!! Cover, Angel ELIMINATES Erik!!

Angel Garza VS Shanky!

Jinder Mahal’s right hand man is a big challenge for even someone at 100%, but Angel’s already had to wrestle two men! Does Angel have a chance of making it to the next round?

Shanky gets in, Angel dropkicks him at the ropes, but Shanky stays up! Shanky throws Angel with both hands, then CLOBBERS him! Shanky fires up, Boogs is impressed, and Angel drags himself up. Shanky shoves and CHOPS Angel to a corner! Shanky stands Angel up to throw back elbows, then he HIP TOSSES Angel down! Angel staggers up but Shanky fireman’s carry for a WASTELAND SLAM! Cover, Shanky ELIMINATES Angel! But here comes IVAR!

Shanky VS Ivar!

The Warbeard rushes in, throws hands, but Shanky shoves him away. Ivar breaks the choke grip, fires off more hands, then whips. Shanky reverses but Ivar rams shoulders with him! Shanky BOOTS Ivar down! Again, Boogs is impressed. Shanky gets Ivar up but Ivar throws body shots. Shanky shoves him away again but Ivar elbows back. Ivar cartwheels to dodge, then he clotheslines and SPLASHES in the corner! Shanky sits down, Ivar fires up and goes corner to corner, VIKING BRONCO BUSTER! Ivar isn’t done there, he goes up top, VIKING SPLASH!! Cover, Ivar ELIMINATES Shanky! But here comes the FELLA!

Ivar VS Sheamus w/ Ridge Holland!

Sheamus takes a moment to put his coat and club aside before getting in the ring. He brawls with Ivar, CLUBS away on his back, then bumps Ivar off buckles. Ridge Holland is ringside now to watch his mentor but Ivar takes the fight to Sheamus! Ivar UPPERCUTS Sheamus right out of the ring! The Warbeard is all fired up as SmackDown goes to break!

SmackDown returns again and Sheamus sits Ivar up into a NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE! Sheamus wraps on a chinlock and he squeezes tight. Ivar endures, fans rally up, and Ivar fights up! Boogs feels the power, and Ivar throws body shots! Sheamus knees low, then whips Ivar to ropes. Ivar reverses and runs Sheamus over! And again! And then runs in but into a BOOT! Sheamus runs into a SIDEWALK SLAM! Ivar runs and BASEMENT CROSSBODIES! Fans fire up with “RAID! RAID!” and Ivar scoops Sheamus, but Sheamus fights free! Sheamus shoves Ivar to a corner, but runs into a SEATED SENTON! Cover, TWO!

Ivar is a bit unsure what more to do, but he decides to go up top again. Holland coaches Sheamus up, Boogs and the fans rally up, but Sheamus hits Ivar first! Sheamus drags Ivar to a fireman’s carry but Ivar fights free! Ivar ROCKS Sheamus, but Sheamus sends him to a corner. Ivar dodges a clothesline but the BROGUE hits! Cover, Sheamus ELIMINATES Ivar! But now the Philly Stretcher is here!

Sheamus w/ Ridge Holland VS Drew Gulak!

Gulak is fired up, ready to move up- BROGUE!! Cover, Sheamus ELIMINATES Gulak! But now, the SWISS SUPERMAN is here!

Sheamus w/ Ridge Holland VS Cesaro!

Sheamus goes out after Cesaro and they brawl! Cesaro dribbles Sheamus off the barrier, then whips, only for Sheamus to reverse! Cesaro hits barriers, but then dodges to send Sheamus into them! Cesaro puts Sheamus back in the ring, climbs up top and SUPER CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO!! Cesaro grits his teeth and has Sheamus’ legs! Sheamus knows what is coming and he kicks away at the bad ribs! Sheamus fireman’s carries, ROLLING SENTON! Cesaro clutches his core, Holland wants Sheamus to keep on him. Sheamus gets Cesaro up to back suplex! Sheamus CLUBS Cesaro in the back, and again, and again!

Sheamus has a chinbar and armlock but Cesaro endures. Fans rally up, Boogs feels that energy, and Cesaro fights to his feet! Cesaro pries free of the chinbar, but Sheamus CLUBS him in the back! Sheamus CLUBS Cesaro again! Holland likes what he sees, and Sheamus CLUBS Cesaro again! Sheamus says, “One more!” but Cesaro comes back to ROCK Sheamus with forearms and body shots and uppercuts! Cesaro whips, Sheamus reverses, but Cesaro BOOTS back! Cesaro goes up, leaps, missile dropkick! Cesaro’s adrenaline helps him through the pain, and he gets Sheamus for the SWISS SWING! But he can only do four with the bad ribs!

Cesaro still EuroUppers in the corner, and DISCUS LARIATS in the center! Fans fire up as Cesaro reels Sheamus in, but Holland distracts! Sheamus back drops, but Cesaro lands on his feet to swing on Holland! But then he turns around into a mule kick, and a BROGUE!! Cover, Sheamus ELIMINATES Cesaro! Big assist to the sidekick, but here comes the One and Only!

Sheamus w/ Ridge Holland VS Ricochet!

Ricochet slides in, Sheamus is all over him with hammering hands! Sheamus throws body shots and Holland applauds. Sheamus whips, Ricochet ducks and dodges to CROSSBODIE Sheamus and himself out! But Ricochet is on the apron, and he ASAI MOONSAULTS to take Sheamus out! Boogs loses his mind, as do the fans, and Ricochet says, “They ain’t ready for it!” as SmackDown goes to break!

SmackDown returns again Sheamus throws hands but Ricochet kicks and CHOPS and forearms back. Ricochet runs, but Sheamus gets him for an IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER! Sheamus catches his breath from Ricochet’s frenetic pace, then he clamps on the chinbar to a chinlock. Sheamus grinds Ricochet down, thrashes him around, but Ricochet endures. Ricochet fights up as fans rally. Ricochet throws body shots, then haymakers! Sheamus shoves Ricochet away to scoop and POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Holland is annoyed on Sheamus’ behalf as Sheamus drags Ricochet up against the ropes. Sheamus gives Ricochet Beats of the Bodhrain! All ten!

Ricochet flops down, Sheamus drags him back in, and then Sheamus goes up a corner. Sheamus wants to show he can fly, too! Ricochet stands, but he gets under the flying clothesline! Ricochet comes back to tilt-o-whirl DDT! Cover, TWO! Sheamus survives but Ricochet keeps his cool. Ricochet blocks a punch to give a punch, then a kick, kick and CHOP! Sheamus scoops, Ricochet slips off and sends Sheamus into buckles! Ricochet springboards to SLINGBLADE! And then LIONSAULT onto knees! Cradle cover, TWO!! Ricochet survives and Sheamus is beside himself! Ricochet goes to the apron but Sheamus storms over.

Fans rally up as Sheamus fish hooks and stands Ricochet up. Ricochet HOTSHOTS Sheamus back! And GAMANGIRIS! Sheamus staggers, Ricochet springboards to FLYING CLOTHESLINE! Fans fire up as he STANDING MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO! Sheamus survives and Ricochet is a bit surprised! Ricochet goes to a corner and right up top. Holland gets up on the apron, Ricochet hops down, Sheamus KNEES Ricochet off the apron! Fans boo, Nakamura says they should just eject Holland at this point. Sheamus gets in, he mocks the fans and soaks up the heat, but Cesaro CLOBBERS Holland!

Sheamus is furious, Ricochet SUPERKICKS him form behind! Roll up, RICOCHET ELIMINATES SHEMAUS!!

Ricochet VS Humberto Carrillo!

The other half of Los Lotharios doesn’t want any trouble with Cesaro or Sheamus, but then Sheamus CLOBBERS Ricochet! The ref reprimands but there’s nothing to be done about Sheamus since he’s already eliminated. But the ref does keep Humberto back until Ricochet can get up. Ricochet wants to start, Carrillo SHOTGUNS him down! Carrillo is all smiles as he goes up top, for the MOONSAULT into boots! Ricochet saves himself and fans fire up! RECOIL!! Cover, Ricochet ELIMINATES Carrillo! The One and Only has survived, but here comes the Modern Day Maharaja!

Ricochet VS Jinder Mahal!

Ricochet slides out but into Jinder’s APRON BACK SUPLEX! Jinder was ready, and he drags Ricochet up to a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO!! Ricochet survives and Jinder is furious! Jinder gets Ricochet up, cobra clutch to KAL- NO! Victory roll, Ricochet ELIMINATES Jinder Mahal!! But then last, but not least, the Great Liberator!

Ricochet VS Sami Zayn!

We’ve made it to the 12th and final round, who comes out of this Shinsuke Nakamura’s next challenger?

SmackDown returns yet again, and Sami stalks Ricochet to a corner. Sami rains down fists, then stomps and kicks Ricochet in the corner. The ref counts, Sami lets off, then he brings Ricochet up to whip to ropes, to CLOBBER Ricochet! Cover, TWO! Sami is annoyed, but he goes to a corner to then hop up the ropes. Sami hears the fans rallying for Ricochet, and Ricochet anchors Sami’s foot. Sami mocks Ricochet’s tough road here, but Sami kicks him away. Sami says he IS the Intercontinental Champion, but Ricochet jumps and hits a SUPER STEINER! Cover, TWO!! Sami himself is surprised he got out of that!

Sami sees Ricochet go to ropes, and he stalks up behind him to fire off more haymakers. Ricochet blocks to KICK, then bobs ‘n’ weaves to KICK and ROCK and CHOP and ROCK and CHOP Sami again and again! Ricochet fires up, but Sami ducks the roundhouse to waistlock. Ricochet fights Blue Thunder off, but Sami reels him in to try again! Ricochet makes it a crossbody, TWO! Sami goes to a corner, Ricochet runs in but only gets buckles! Sami gets Ricochet up, BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Ricochet is still in this and Sami can’t believe it! Sami drags Ricochet to a corner and stands him up, but Ricochet fights the exploder!

Sami CLUBS and elbows Ricochet on the back, over and over and over, then stands Ricochet back up. But Ricochet fights back with elbows of his own! Ricochet hammers away on Sami! Ricochet swings, but into the EXPLODER into the buckles! Sami grins as he takes aim from the far corner. Ricochet slowly gets up, but he SUPERKICKS Sami first! Fireman’s carry, GO TO KICK! Cover, TWO!! Ricochet can’t believe it, and even Nakamura is a bit surprised! Ricochet hurries to a corner and climbs up top. Sami gets up to ROCK Ricochet first! Sami climbs up now, has Ricochet, but Ricochet throws body shots! Ricochet throws haymakers and forearms from all sides!

Sami falls down! Ricochet adjusts, to SHOOTING STAR onto knees!! Sami gets Ricochet up, EXPLODER TO THE CORNER! Then Sami goes corner to corner to HELLUVA KICK!! Cover, Sami wins!!

Winner: Sami Zayn, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the WWE Intercontinental Champion)

The “elder statesman of SmackDown” has won the gauntlet! Of course, he entered last and in the best possible position to win. But all that aside, will Sami return to the title he claims should have always been his? Or will the King of Strong Style keep his throne going into the New Year?

 

SmackDown looks back at the legendary career of Paul Heyman.

“For decades, Paul Heyman has carved an illustrious career as one of the most celebrated minds in sports entertainment. As a manager, a promotor, a mastermind, and an advocate. Heyman first rose to prominence in WCW as the manager of the Dangerous Alliance, featuring future WWE Hall of Famers ‘Ravishing’ Rick Rude and ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin.” But it was as the man behind Extreme Championship Wrestling where Heyman’s mad genius shined. “E C DUB” and Paul E. Dangerously defined a generation that paved a way for the Attitude Era, and then the war was brought to the main stage.

The 2001 Invasion had Heyman on the losing end, but not the last we saw of him until 2002. He found “The Next Big Thing” and was there when Lesnar set a record as the then youngest world champion in history. Heyman was there when Lesnar decimated The Rock, Hulk Hogan and John Cena, and ended The Undertaker’s WrestleMania streak. But the duo’s dominance ended when Drew McIntyre defeated Lesnar at WrestleMania 36. We again thought that was the last, until he returned with Roman Reigns at Payback! “Just when you thought I was out, he pulled me back in.” Heyman was Special Counsel all the way until Brock Lesnar returned.

Did Heyman know Brock was going to return? Was he Special Counsel to Roman or Advocate to Lesnar? He was caught between the two men who defined his managerial career. And then the bombshell last week: he was protecting Roman from Lesnar. Roman “thanked” Heyman for his honesty, and fired him with a SUPERMAN PUNCH! As we heard earlier tonight, Heyman paid the price for telling that truth. Is Heyman’s career in sports entertainment over? Or can he pull off another powerful comeback?

 

Six Man Tag Miracle on 34th Street Fight: Drew McIntyre & The New Day VS The Usos & “Mad Cap” Moss w/ “Happy” Corbin!

Never has this WWE tradition been so big! The Scottish Warrior wants to cut down the holly jolly jokesters while King Xavier & Sir Kofi want to pile onto the woes of Jimmy & Jey. But will the “Happy Folks” and the SmackDown Tag Team Champions prove #WeTheOnes who will have the most fun this Christmas?

SmackDown returns again as the New Day make their entrance on Woods’ moving throne. Then McIntyre makes his entrance, Angela the claymore in hand. The teams sort out and Woods starts while Moss joins in on the We The Ones finger. Woods and Jey tie up, Woods headlocks, and Woods grinds Jey down. Jey fights up, powers out, but Woods ducks and dodges and slides to block the kick to ROLLING ELBOW! Woods drags Jey to a cover, TWO! Woods keeps on Jey with a snapmare, then tags Kofi. Kofi runs to PENALTY KCIK, then Woods adds a SLIDING LARIAT! Kofi imploding springboards and SPLASHES! Cover, TWO!

Kofi facelocks but Jey powers him to the corner! Jimmy tags in, the Usos mug Kofi, then Jimmy CHOPS! Moss tags in, he helps mug Kofi, then Moss brings Kofi around for big knees! Moss back suplexes, Kofi lands on his feet to tag in McIntyre! McIntyre grins and he throws haymakers and CHOPS! Moss throat chops! Moss throws body shots and forearms in a corner, then whips corner to corner, but McIntyre comes right back to CLOBBER Moss! McIntyre CHOPS Moss, and then whips him to ropes. Moss kicks back but runs into a spin and FUTURE SHOCK DDT!! Cover, The Usos break it! The New Day brawl with the Usos and they all spill out to the ramp!

Those four all brawl up the ramp while Moss kicks and whips. McIntyre catches Moss for a fireman’s carry! Corbin gets in and uses the kendo stick to SMACK away! No disqualifications, after all! Corbin tees off on McIntyre while the Usos and New Day brawl on the stage! Kofi gets thrown into the presents! Jey does the same to Woods! Woods even hits a tree! The Usos are standing tall as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once more and Moss whips McIntyre corner to corner hard! Then he RAMS into McIntyre while Woods SMACKS Jey with a kendo stick! But Jimmy tosses a present at Woods’ head! It bounces off, a fan gets a free gift! That fan throws it back, they didn’t want it, so Jimmy SMACKS Woods with it again! Jimmy also uses that present to SMACK Woods, and Moss ROCKS McIntyre with haymakers. Moss suplexes McIntyre while Jey chugs some eggnog. Moss soaks up some heat, the Usos keep throwing hands on the New Day. Moss chokes McIntyre on ropes, but lets off to then bump McIntyre off buckles.

Moss throws hands and then stomps McIntyre, while Jey picks up a Christmas tree! Jimmy picks up the other one, and the CHRISTMAS TREE SANDWICH Kofi! Woods staggers up, Jey and Jimmy aim the trees like lances! McIntyre hits Moss back as the Usos JOUST Woods down! McIntyre whips Moss into a corner, Moss BOOTS him down! Jey SLAMS the tree down on Kofi, Moss drags McIntyre up. Moss soaks up the heat, but McIntyre blocks the suplex. Woods SUPERKICKS the cookies out of Jimmy’s hands! McIntyre suplexes Moss up and over! Those two are down, Woods unwraps something from Home Depot! It’s a CHAIR!

Woods tosses it to Jimmy and SOBATS it into his face! RVD would be proud! Jey SUPERKICKS Woods down, then gets the ‘nog! Ugh, that one might be spoiled… Kofi CLOBBERS Jimmy in the ring! Kofi rallies with double chops and lariats! Kofi fires up and fans are with him as he hits the NEW~ DAY~ BOOM DROP! Kofi goes to the corner, claps and fans clap along, “NEW! DAY ROCKS!” Kofi aims, spins, but Jimmy ducks to mule kick! Jimmy whips, Kofi goes up and up and FLYING RANAS! Woods gets in, he clotheslines Jimmy out of the ring! Kofi DOUBLE STMOPS Jimmy down! As if he wasn’t already feeling sick to his stomach!

Woods clotheslines Jey out now! Kofi gets the cookies! He and Woods get those cookies up top, for a SUPER COOKIE SMASH!! But then Moss CLOBBERS Woods, fires off on McIntyre, and fires up! “YOU AIN’T NOTHING!” He SLAPS McIntyre, but runs into a LARIAT! McIntyre is fuming and Corbin is panicking! McIntyre rallies on Moss, whip and OVERHEAD Belly2Belly! And then another! And then a NECKBREAKER! McIntyre kips up and fans fire up! McIntyre gives us the countdown, “THREE! TWO! ONE!” But Corbin trips McIntyre up! SO McIntyre chases Corbin! They go around the way, Kofi stops Corbin with a kendo stick!

Corbin sees he’s surrounded, so he fires himself up. Kofi dumps eggnog on the egg head! Moss sees what happened and gest out to glare at Kofi. But then McIntyre dumps eggnog on Moss AND Corbin! Woods WRECKS Corbin with a dropkick, McIntyre puts Moss back in! CLAYMORE!! Cover, #DrewDay win!

Winners: Drew McIntyre & The New Day, by pinfall

Woods raises a Christmas tree in victory! And they give everyone in the crowd a Merry Christmas with free WWE merchandise! Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! See you on FS1 for New Year’s Eve!


My Thoughts:

It feels like it’s been a long time since a holiday themed SmackDown was this good. This wasn’t as good as it could’ve been, but it was really good for the recent run RawDown has been having. The main low point was the SmackDown Women’s Championship. It being the opener was an interesting choice. I would’ve put the Gauntlet first, just out of the principle of giving it time to breathe. The women’s title match felt like it was slow to get started. I just feel like Toni Storm has been told to hold back, so that Charlotte looks like she’s that much better. But the irony is that Toni has been wrestling three years longer, so they’re really more on par with each other if anything. Just another case of WWE creating the illusion through their own isolated kayfabe.

But of course Charlotte wins, no one has been built to beat her yet. SmackDown’s Women’s Division parallels Raw in that way, where the midcard is so sparse after all the cuts. Feels like WWE will default to Charlotte VS Sasha, though that’s still a really good match-up. And back to the 12 Man Gauntlet, while there were quite a few match-ups in that where they happened quickly, that was a great gauntlet for how Ricochet was built up to make it to the end, and how it got fans back into it. I was surprised Sami was the last man out, it certainly takes away some of the steam behind his conspiracy, but it does build Heel heat for him. Sami returning to the IC title and to Nakamura is great stuff, and Boogs definitely adds a new dynamic. Who knows who wins, but I feel like it’d revitalize things if Sami won.

Heyman had a great interview promo with Kayla, and we got a great vignette to review Heyman’s history in pro-wrestling, and even work it into the kayfabe with Roman and Lesnar. But given all of that, Heyman is far from done onscreen here. He’ll definitely be crucial to Roman VS Lesnar at Day 1, and whoever Heyman sides with wins the title. At the same time, I don’t want Heyman to swerve Lesnar and making this all a super elaborate way to boost Lesnar’s confidence. If Heyman shows up, he should be genuinely rejoining Lesnar as his Advocate, or genuinely trying to get in Roman’s good graces. Though I suppose what better way than to trick Lesnar?

The main event being the Six Man Street Fight was quite the surprise, but I suppose this was a good way to get fans excited for the end of the night and the holidays. I couldn’t tell if it was really getting fans into it, especially when the majority of what the Usos and New Day were doing were far away on the stage, then on the hard cam side of the ringside area. Christmas tree jousting was still a really great idea, though. Dumping eggnog on the Heels was pretty funny, too. The Faces win, but there’s still math to factor towards the tag titles. As for McIntyre, I think he’s going to be math proof against Moss. McIntyre will win, then he and Corbin battle at like the Royal Rumble, maybe even in the Rumble.

My Score: 8.4/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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