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Mitchell’s NJPW New Japan Cup Results & Report! (3/21/22)

The quarterfinals wrap up!

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Los Ingobernables de Japon VS… Los Ingobernables de Japon!?

NJPW’s biggest New Japan Cup is one step closer to the end, and Rampaging Dragon takes on Ticking Timebomb! Takagi VS Hiromu, LIJ VS LIJ!!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: Togi Makabe, Kosei Fujita & Ryohei Oiwa VS Tiger Mask, Satoshi Kojima & Yuto Nakashima; Tiger Mask, Kojima & Nakashima win.
  • Six Man Tag: Hiroshi Tanahashi, Toru Yano & Tomohiro Ishii VS Suzuki-Gun; Tanahashi, Yaho & Ishii win.
  • 10 Man Tag: Ryusuke Taguchi, Master Wato & Guerrillas of Destiny VS Bullet Club; Bullet Club wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Suzuki-Gun VS House of Torture; House of Torture wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Tomoaki Honma, Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI VS The United Empire; The United Empire wins.
  • Kazuchika Okada & YOH VS Tetsuya Naito & BUSHI; Okada & Yoh win.
  • 2022 New Japan Cup Quarterfinal: Shingo Takagi VS Hiromu Takahashi; Takagi wins and advances.
  • 2022 New Japan Cup Quarterfinal: Zack Sabre Jr. VS Will Ospreay; ZSJ wins and advances.

PLAY BY PLAY

10 Man Tag: Ryusuke Taguchi, Master Wato & Guerrillas of Destiny VS Bullet Club!

Didn’t we just see this? Well, think of this as the sequel! But will it be Jado Avengers: The Age of Too Sweet? Or are we in the endgame now?

This seems like deja vu. Jado and his team walk up, then they rush the ring, only for Bullet Club to bail out. So far, things are going the same as yesterday. But then Fale DECKS Abe-san for taking too long with the intros! The brawl breaks out, the timekeeper gets up and he rings the bell to get this on record! Tama fires off on Fale on the outside, then whips him, only for Fale to reverse! Tama hits railing, Gedo CLUBS Jado down in the ring. Gedo stomps Jado, rakes his eyes while choking him against the ropes, but he lets off as the ref counts. Gedo asks what’s wrong, but then he smirks as he headlocks and punches Jado.

The ref reprimands about closed fists, but he doesn’t see Chase stomp Taguchi on the outside. Gedo chokes Jado on the ropes again, but the ref is busy keeping Fale out of the ring. ELP grabs Jado’s nose and then CLUBS it! Gedo laughs at Jado’s pain, but he does let off. Gedo eggs Jado on, stomps him down, then brings him over to bump off boots. Taiji tags in, he throws hands on Jaod but Jado eggs him on! So Taiji stomps him down and digs his boots in! Chase and ELP add on! The ref reprimands, Taiji gets in the face of GoD, and ELP pulls Jado’s ears! The ref reprimands everyone but Jado still suffers!

Taiji tags Fale and Fale drags Jado to ropes. He stands on Jado’s back, and Taiji climbs onto Fale! ELP also stands on Jado’s legs, then Gedo gets in to stand on Jado’s thighs! The ref reprimands and counts, Bullet Club lets off at 4, and Fale says that count is too fast. Tag to ELP while fans rally up for Jado. ELP drags Jado up, dares him to tag someone, but then CLUBS Jado down. ELP CHOKES Jado, but then sucker punches Wato! ELP mocks the applause for Jado, then drags him away. Tag to Gedo, and Gedo stomps Jado down. Gedo taunts Jado, the rest of Bullet Club gets in and they all stomp Jado!

The ref is too busy with GoD again but Taguchi gets in! Gedo kicks Taguchi first, then rakes the eyes! Taiji intercepts Wato and rakes Wato’s eyes! ELP taunts GoD and Gedo eggs them on, too. Jado crawls but Gedo kicks him down. Fans rally as Jado tries to get up. Gedo eggs Jado on, daring him to get a shot in. Jado goes to swing but Gedo rakes eyes! The ref counts and Gedo throws Jado down at 4. Gedo runs to FIST DROP! Cover, TWO! Gedo is upset with that count being too slow, but Jado is getting up! Gedo throws hands but Jado fires up! Jado eggs Gedo on and Jado’s hulking up!

Fans fire up, Gedo rakes eyes! And JAWBREAKER! Gedo aims, but his kick is blocked! Jado spins Gedo to LARIAT! Fans fire up again and Jado hurries for his corner! Hot tags to Chase and Tama! The Good Bad Guy rallies on his former friends, and he fires haymakers off on Chase! The fans fire up with Tama as he DECKS Chase! And elbows him down! Tama whips Chase into a corner, then back drops him on the rebound! Fale gets in to run Tama over! Loa gets in to fire off hands on Fale! Loa has Fale against ropes, keeps throwing, but Fale whips Loa away. Loa holds ropes, then dumps Fale out!

Chase runs in, but Loa dodges the C-Trigger! Loa ROCKS Chase, Chase rebounds to LARAIT, but Loa stays up! Chase BOOTS and Loa falls! “SUCK IT!” Chase runs at Tama, forearm smash and snapmare! But Tama ducks the kick to roll up, TWO! Chase swings, Tama dodges and gets the dragon sleeper, but Chase snapmares free! Chase dodges the superman punch, and gets around to JUMPING NECKBREAKER! Tag to ELP, and he drops an elbow! Cover, TWO! ELP suplexes, but Tama fights out to TONGAN TWIST! Both men are down and fans fire up again! Tama crawls, ELP anchors his foot, but Tama kicks him away!

Hot tag to Taguchi! The Funky Weapon fires a HIP ATTACK to Taiji! HIP ATTACK to Gedo! ELP and Taiji are on opposite ends, and Gedo on a third side! ENDLESS HIPS TRIANGLE! Taguchi stops because he’s run out of breath! But then he gets a second wind and goes again! ELP, to Taiji, to Gedo and back again! Tag to Wato and he brings ELP up! Wato whips, back elbow, uppercut and SOBAT! ELP is down, Taguchi runs for SLIDING HIP! Wato covers, TWO! Wato keeps focus and he brings ELP up to tag Taguchi in. They put ELP on the ropes, KNEE to GOURD BUSTER! Taguchi covers, Chase breaks it!

Bullet Club rushes in, they brawl with Wato and GoD! Wato throws Taiji out, Loa CLUBS Chase, Tama drags Fale out! Jado helps Tama with Fale and Taguchi has ELP. Taguchi reels ELP in, chicken wings, but Gedo gets in with the knuckles! The ref stops Gedo, but he misses Taiji BELT SHOT Taguchi with an IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship! Taiji gets away with the evidence, ELP drags Taguchi up! C R II!! Cover, Bullet Club wins again!

Winners: Bullet Club, by pinfall

Jado may not have taken the loss, but the Cutest Tag Team just got one over on the champions! They set Wato up for a BELT SHOT! And then, YES LOCK! ELP and Chase kick the Young Lions out so ELP can give Taguchi an ANKLE LOCK! And Gedo gets Jado for a CROSSFACE! TRIPLE SUBMISSIONS! Chase also stomps Loa down, and Fale stands on Tama! The ref tries to stop this, but here comes HIROSHI TANAHASHI! The Ace has been an ally to Six or Nine, and he runs Bullet Club off! Gedo is furious, but has the Once in a Century Talent just added himself to this battle? “Go home!” Fans clap along with that!

Bullet Club celebrates with a Too Sweet, but will they continue to run roughshod on the Jado Avengers? Tanahashi helps Tama, Loa and Jado up! Has the unlikeliest alliance gotten that much stronger?

 

2022 New Japan Cup Quarterfinal: Shingo Takagi VS Hiromu Takahashi!

Los Ingobernables de Japon faces itself! The Rampaging Dragon and Ticking Timebomb have both been this deep into the Cup before, and they both want to make it back to the semifinals. But more importantly, will these two still be amigos after this?

The bell rings and Hiromu rushes Takagi! He rams Takagi with a shoulder and fires off forearms in the corner! The  fans fire up but the ref counts the ropebreak. Hiromu lets off, he eggs Takagi on, then he dodges Takagi to run. They ram shoulders but Takagi stays up. Takagi eggs Hiromu on now so Hiromu runs and rams Takagi again. Takagi still stays up so Hiromu kicks, rams, but Takagi rebounds. Hiromu dropkicks the leg, but Takagi still keeps going! Takagi boots but Hiromu blocks! Hiromu also blocks the haymaker to add to the DRAGON SCREW! Fans fire up as Takagi goes to a corner.

Hiromu grins as he puts the left leg on ropes and dropkicks it! Hiromu then puts the right leg on ropes, runs side to side, and dropkicks it! Takagi falls over and fans fire up again as Hiromu ties the legs up. Hiromu has an Indian Deathlock that he keeps on with his arms, like a modified calf killer! Takagi endures, crawls forward, and fans rally as he gets the ropebreak! Hiromu lets go quickly, but he stomps the legs. Hiromu digs his boot in, then stomps again. He brings Takagi up but Takagi fights off the lift. Takagi throws elbows, gets free, but Hiromu catches his clothesline to spin him around.

Hiromu jumps up, but Takagi blocks the Rana! Takagi swings Hiromu up and brings him around into an Electric Chair Lift! Takagi pops Hiromu up for a SLAM! Fans fire up and Takagi checks his knees while the ref checks Hiromu. Takagi drags Hiromu by his legs into a WHEELBARROW GERMAN SUPLEX! Hiromu flounders out of the ring but Takagi goes out to fetch him. Takagi talks a little smack, then whips Hiromu into railing! Hiromu falls in a heap and Takagi walks over to him. Takagi drags Hiromu up again, has media clear out, and he whips Hiromu hard into railing! Fans applaud the show of strength.

Takagi follows after Hiromu as he goes around the corner, and then uses a fireman’s carry to APRON SNAKE EYES, then kick and DDT to the floor! Fans applaud as Takagi goes into the ring. Hiromu is okay to continue so the ring count begins. Fans rally up and Hiromu stirs at 6 of 20. Takagi waits as Hiromu drags himself up. Hiromu makes it to the apron at 13, flounders a bit but is in at 15! Takagi stands on Hiromu at the ropes! The ref reprimands and counts, Takagi lets off to DOUBLE STOMP! Hiromu sputters, fans clap, “HI-RO-MU!” “TA-KA-GI!” and maybe even just “L I J!” as Takagi drags Hiromu up.

Takagi whips Hiromu to ropes, KNEES him against ropes, then runs to run Hiromu over with a shoulder! Fans fire up and Takagi drags Hiromu back up to suplex high and hard! Cover, TWO! Takagi drops a knee on Hiromu, then clamps onto an arm to then have the chinbar. Hiromu endures, reaches out, but Takagi goes back to the arm to drop elbows into the shoulder over and over! Fans rally, Takagi takes a moment to catch his breath, but Hiromu grins as he sits up. Takagi brings Hiromu up but Hiromu CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again! Hiromu throws more CHOPS, but Takagi DOUBLE CHOPS Hiromu down!

Fans fire up as Takagi gets Hiromu up and reels him in. Hiromu fights the lift, so Takagi CLUBS him. Takagi tries again but Hiromu manages to back drop free! Fans fire up again while both men are down. Takagi and Hiromu get up, Takagi knees low! Takagi runs, but Hiromu follows to RANA! Both men are down again and fans rally up. Hiromu gets to ropes, Takagi runs in but into a BOOT! Hiromu hops up for a HANGING HEADSCISSORS! The ref counts, Hiromu lets off at 4 to drag Takagi out and RAM him into railing! Takagi staggers while Hiromu goes to the apron! FLYING SHOTGUN DROPKICK!

Takagi hits railing and falls, but Hiromu also has to get up off the floor. Fans rally up more, Hiromu puts Takagi in and hurries to suplex! Takagi blocks, so Hiromu mule kicks and kicks the leg! Hiromu whips Takagi to a corner, clotheslines, then snapmares for a basement dropkick! And then suplex! FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up and Hiromu gets to his feet. Takagi slowly sits up but Hiromu fireman’s carries! But Takagi slips off and shoves Hiromu to a corner! Hiromu runs back at Takagi but Takagi pops him up to a fireman’s carry! Hiromu fights free to the apron, but Takagi blocks the punch to HEADBUTT, and HOTSHOT!

Takagi goes out to the apron and fires up! Fans fire up with him but the ref wants him to get back inside! Takagi kicks Hiromu, fireman’s carries, but Hiromu holds ropes to resist! Hiromu CLUBS Takagi, but runs into the fireman’s carry! Hiromu fights to get back inside, and he SUPERKICKS! Hiromu runs, sunset flip, but Takagi holds on! Takagi throws down fists, but Hiromu CHOP BLOCKS! And then POWERBOMBS to the floor! Fans are thunderous as both men are down! The ref checks and Takagi is okay to continue. Fans rally for “L I J!” as both men slowly rise and the count starts.

The count is 7 of 20 when Hiromu fires up! Hiromu brings Takagi up at 12 and puts him in at 13 to then fireman’s carry! CORNER DEATH VALLEY! Fans fire up with Hiromu again and he goes for another fireman’s carry. Takagi blocks, but Hiromu powers through! But Takagi flips off, ducks the punches, but Hiromu wheelbarrows and COMPLETE SHOTS! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up harder and Hiromu tells Takagi to just wait and see! Hiromu runs, HIROMU-CHAN BOMBER! But Takagi only drops to a knee! Takagi gets back up and eggs Hiromu on. Hiromu runs again, HIROMU-CHAN BOMBER! Takagi stays on his feet!

Hiromu tries a third time, but he runs into ELBOW! JAB! YUKON LARIAT! Fans fire up while Hiromu is down! Takagi steadies himself, shakes out some cobwebs, and he goes back for Hiromu. Takagi gives toying kicks and he eggs Hiromu on. Fans rally up, Hiromu gets up, and he blocks another boot! Takagi fights free with a headbutt! Takagi gets Hiromu’s leg, for a DRAGON SCREW! Hiromu clutches his leg and Takagi says he’s too smart for that to work a second time. Takagi gets the fans fired up again, then he drags Hiromu up. Hiromu throws a back elbow, then a knee. Takagi gets Hiromu up for short arm LARIAT after short arm LARIAT!

Takagi then scoops and SLAMS Hiromu, goes right up top, YUKON ELBOW! And then a POWERBOMB! High stack, TWO!! Into an STF!! Hiromu endures being bent back while fans fire up! Takagi drags Hiromu away for an UPSIDE-DOWN STF!! Hiromu is fading! The hand drops twice and Takagi spares him to cover, TWO!! Hiromu survives and Takagi is surprised! Fans fire up and Takagi says he’ll end it now. Takagi encourages the fans to keep rallying, and he drags Hiromu up. Takagi pump handles, half nelsons, but Hiromu resists the lift! Hiromu gets free to waistlock but Takagi resists the lift!

Takagi throws elbows but Hiromu ducks to throw a forearm! Takagi eggs Hiromu on so Hiromu hits again! Takagi ROCKS Hiromu ! Hiromu comes back and forearms, but Takagi forearms again! They go back and forth and Takagi eggs Hiromu on! Fans fire up and Hiromu staggers over to Takagi. Hiromu throws another forearm, Takagi ROCKS him with another! They keep going, Takagi eggs Hiromu on, then throws him down by his hair! Hiromu fires up and gets to his feet to fire off more forearms! Takagi throws Hiromu again, and the fans keep rallying! Hiromu drags himself over and Takagi brings him up.

Takagi fires off boxing elbows! He ROCKS Hiromu with the tenth shot, and still eggs Hiromu on! Hiromu fires boxing SLAPS! Palm strike after palm strike! Hiromu runs, into a clothesline! Takagi runs, but Hiromu dodges Pumping Bomber to REBOUND GERMAN!! Takagi flounders up and Hiromu roars as he runs, into PUMPING BOMBER!! Takagi hurries to get Hiromu back up, MADE IN JAPAN!! Cover, TWO!?! Hiromu survives and fans are thunderous again! Takagi fires up with “OI! OI! OI!” and fans join in with the claps. Takagi wants more, and the fans give him more!

Takagi drags Hiromu up, pump handles and torture racks, but Hiromu sunset flips! TWO!! Hiromu wheelbarrows to a victory roll, TWO! SUPERKICK! Takagi stays up but Hiromu runs, ducks and dodges, pop-up DESTROYER!! Cover, TWO!! Takagi survives but he still writhes, a lot of that damage to his neck coming from last round. Fans are thunderous as Hiromu roars and forces himself to get up! Takagi crawls over after Hiromu but Hiromu runs to HIROMU-CHAN BOMBER!! Takagi falls but Hiromu drags him back up! Fireman’s carry, TIMEBOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Takagi survives and fans are thunderous again!

Hiromu and Takagi are both down, and they stir as the fans rally up. Hiromu stands first, he drags Takagi up and SUPERKICKS! Takagi wobbles, so Hiromu SUPERKICKS again! And SUPERKICKS again! Takagi falls but Hiromu is only powering up! Hiromu gets Takagi up but Takagi blocks the suplex! Takagi wrenches out, but Hiromu HEADBUTTS! Fans rally hard as they can for “L I J!” as Hiromu brings Takagi back up. Dragon sleeper, but Takagi fights with haymakers! Hiromu still reverse suplexes, but Takagi slips out to have the dragon sleeper! But Hiromu turns around, only for Takagi to block the suplex!

Takagi suplexes but he puts Hiromu through ropes, then turns Hiromu! DRAPING TAKAGI G T R! Fans are fired up again and Takagi drags Hiromu back up. Takagi builds speed to PUMPING BOMBER!! Cover, TWO!!?! Takagi can’t believe Hiromu survives again! Fans are thunderous again but Takagi drags Hiromu back up. Hiromu fights the pump handle with elbows! Takagi blocks the superkick to JAB! And HEADBUTT! And SLIDING ELBOW!! Then pump handle, rack and LAST OF THE DRAGONS!!! Cover, Takagi wins!!!

Winner: Shingo Takagi, by pinfall (advances to the semifinals)

The Timebomb could not slay the Dragon! Hiromu will have to settle for just his Best of the Super Junior trophy, but will Takagi do LIJ proud by making back to the New Japan Cup finals?

 

2022 New Japan Cup Quarterfinal: Zack Sabre Jr. VS Will Ospreay w/ The United Empire!

And so, these two meet again. The Submission Master and the Commonwealth Kingpin have gone back and forth, and even battled over the RevPro British Heavyweight Championship. But there’s an even bigger prize on the line! Who takes that next step towards the Cup?

The bell rings and the two rush each other! ZSJ avoids the dropkick but Ospreay gets the leg for a takedown! Ospreay turns ZSJ over, ZSJ uses his own leg to reel Ospreay in, but Ospreay pushes ZSJ back down. ZSJ arm-drags Ospreay away, then headbutts low to headlock Ospreay powers out, hurdles, but ZSJ counters hip toss into a spin, for a cobra twist! Fans applaud that fast ‘n’ furious opening exchange! Ospreay pops free but ZSJ counters hip toss with an arm-drag! ZSJ then catches the clothesline into a takedown, but Ospreay rolls away to avoid the Fujiwara! Ospreay bails out and regroups with the Empire while fans are fired up!

ZSJ eggs Ospreay on but he takes his time to cool off. Fans rally up while Khan fans Ospreay off. ZSJ eggs Ospreay on more while he waits in the ring. Ospreay gets back in, fans rally up again, and the two circle. They feel things out, Ospreay shoots in but ZSJ gets around to a waistlock. ZSJ pushes Ospreay but Ospreay resists the cover. ZSJ gets an arm for a double wristlock but Ospreay gets around to a waistlock. ZSJ throws Ospreay off, wants the arm again, and he pries his way to a top wristlock. Ospreay endures as ZSJ shifts to an armlock, then hammerlock. Fans rally, Ospreay fights up, and he uses the leg trick to pry free.

Ospreay switches the hammerlock onto ZSJ but ZSJ switches it right back onto Ospreay. ZSJ hooks a leg to keep Ospreay from moving around. Ospreay slips around to back drop but ZSJ sunset flips. Ospreay rolls through, has a toehold, and he holds on as ZSJ rolls! ZSJ hops up, and wrenches the wrist! ZSJ gets the hammerlock back but Ospreay snapmares free. Ospreay goes for a chinlock but ZSJ wrenches the arm to another hammerlock! Fans applaud this newest exchange as Ospreay endures. ZSJ hooks the other arm with a leg, and he pushes Ospreay back to a cover! TWO, but ZSJ keeps the arm.

ZSJ wrenches to a wristlock while fans rally up. ZSJ TWISTS the wrist, Ospreay gets up to scoop and SNAKE EYES ZSJ on the ropes! Ospreay then runs and BOOTS ZSJ down! ZSJ flops out of the ring and Ospreay rests in the corner while fans rally up. Ospreay goes out after ZSJ and brings him up to whip into railing! ZSJ writhes and Ospreay looms over him. Ospreay drags ZSJ Back up, CHOPS him against railing, and ZSJ drops to his knees. A ring count starts, Ospreay drags ZSJ up and puts him in the ring at 5 of 20. Fans applaud as this continues in the ring, and Ospreay brings ZSJ up to CLUB him down.

Ospreay digs his boots into ZSJ at the rope, and scrapes him! Red Shoes reprimands, but Ospreay stands on ZSJ’s head. Red Shoes counts, Ospreay lets off at 2. Ospreay drags ZSJ up but ZSJ resists so Ospreay ROCKS him with forearm after forearm! Ospreay then whips ZSJ hard into a corner! Cover, ONE! Ospreay keeps cool and fans rally up. Ospreay drags ZSJ up, CLUBS him on the neck again, then eggs him on. Fans rally, Ospreay ROCKS ZSJ with a forearm. ZSJ eggs Ospreay on, even though he’s on the mat! Ospreay sits ZSJ up again to knock him back down! ZSJ says that’s not enough, so Ospreay stands him up to DECK him!

Ospreay says, “You guys know who the real deal is, don’t you?” Fans rally up, Ospreay stands ZSJ up but ZSJ EuroUppers! And again! And again! Ospreay DECKS ZSJ with a forearm! Ospreay snapmares ZSJ but ZSJ bridges up to snapmare back! Ospreay bridges up to snapmare, so ZSJ bridges up to snapmare again! They go back and forth, but then ZSJ rakes Ospreay’s eyes and gives him a NECK TWIST! Fans rally up as ZSJ gets to his feet. ZSJ brings Ospreay up, cravats for the neck wrench, but Ospreay breaks free and headbutts low. Ospreay whips, ZSJ reverses, Ospreay handsprings, but ZSJ blocks the kick!

ZSJ has the legs hooked up, and he goes for the arms! Ospreay resists so ZSJ STOMPS the legs, then hops on, NECK TWIST! And a basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up and ZSJ has his own, “OI! OI! OI!” Fans fire up more and ZSJ brings Ospreay into a waistlock. Ospreay resists the full nelson, powers out and elbows free! But ZSJ trips him and has the KNEE JAMMER! Ospreay clutches the leg and he hobbles up. Fans rally, ZSJ whips Ospreay to the corner, but Ospreay reverses. ZSJ goes up, into a ROUNDHOUSE! Fans rally even harder now, and Ospreay stalks ZSJ, but ZSJ bails out of the ring.

Fans keep rallying, Ospreay PLANCHAS! Direct hit and down goes ZSJ! Ospreay walks off the pain in is leg as fans keep on rallying. ZSJ sits up, Ospreay drags him up and into the ring. Ospreay aims from the apron, springboards, but his leg won’t allow takeoff! ZSJ runs in but Ospreay DECKS him! Ospreay checks his leg and says he’s good. Ospreay gets up, brings ZSJ up and turns him, but ZSJ backslides out! ONE, but ZSJ gets a HEEL HOOK! Ospreay kicks ZSJ away but ZSJ PENALTY KICKS right back! Fans rally up while both men are down. ZSJ sits up to give toying kicks. Ospreay returns those, and the kicks start getting serious.

Ospreay and ZSJ sit up, and they start giving short boots to each other! Fans rally with each boot, and then Ospreay SLAPS ZSJ! ZSJ eggs Ospreay on so Ospreay SLAPS him again! ZSJ sits back up, Ospreay SLAPS so ZSJ SLAPS back! It’s a SLAP fight, fast and furious! ZSJ and Ospreay get up and are pissed with each other! The SLAPS keep flying, harder and harder! ZSJ throws a EuroUpper, Ospreay throws a forearm! Ospreay runs, into a BOOT! ZSJ runs, into Ospreay’s tiger wall kick! But then ZSJ jumps on for a GUILLOTINE! Ospreay shoves ZSJ away, but ZSJ wrenches to PELE the arm!

ZSJ runs in, tilt-o-whirls, but Ospreay blocks to bring ZSJ around, SPIN-OUT BACKBREAKER! Both men are down and fans are thunderous! The Empire coaches Ospreay while fans rally back up. Ospreay sits up slowly and gets to his feet. Ospreay hobbles over to ZSJ and drags him up by an arm. Ospreay CHOPS ZSJ, but keeps wrist control. Ospreay stands ZSJ back up to CHOP him again! ZSJ uses the wristlock to keep himself up! Ospreay CHOPS again, and again, and again! ZSJ ends up in the corner, fans keep rallying, and Ospreay dares ZSJ to come back. ZSJ runs in, into a CHOP! Ospreay throws back ZSJ’s words that he’s the stupid one.

Ospreay demands ZSJ get up. ZSJ sits up, but Ospreay brings him up to CHOP again! And again! And again! And yet again! ZSJ ends up in the ropes, Ospreay has him on the apron for another CHOP! ZSJ falls to the floor! Ospreay drags ZSJ back up, pops him up against ropes and CHOPS him again! ZSJ drops to his knees, but Ospreay drags him up to APRON BACK- NO! ZSJ fights free and has the double wristlock! ZSJ scoops but Ospreay slips out and shoves him hard into railing! Then Ospreay HOOK KICKS! ZSJ staggers, so Ospreay uses the railing for an OSCUTTER to the floor!! Fans fire up while both men are down!

Fans rally while Red Shoes checks ZSJ. ZSJ is okay to continue, so the ring count starts. Ospreay is already up and in at 4 of 20, but ZSJ is in a daze as he sits up at 8. The count goes past 10, then to 15! ZSJ manages to get up at 16, flops over at 17, and then springs back in at 18! But Ospreay is already up top, missile dropkick misses! ZSJ has a HEEL HOOK in the ropes! HANGING HEEL HOOK!! Ospreay endures, Red Shoes counts and ZSJ lets off at 4! ZSJ gets back, stalks Ospreay and PENALTY KICKS the leg out! Ospreay drags himself along the ropes as ZSJ gets back up. ZSJ PENALTY KICKS Ospreay down!

ZSJ rests in the corner and dares him to get up. Ospreay blocks the kick! But ZSJ rolls to get the HEEL HOOK!! Ospreay endures as ZSJ has the grapevine in! Ospreay reaches but ZSJ drags him away from ropes! Ospreay stands up, pries ZSJ off with a waistlock, and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Bridging cover, but only one with leg! TWO!! ZSJ is free because Ospreay couldn’t hold it. Ospreay drags ZSJ back up, turns him, DREAM SMASHER ELBOW! Fans fire up and Ospreay drags ZSJ back up! Ospreay reels him in, underhooks, STORM- NO! ZSJ slips out to hop on, IRON OCTOPUS!! Fans fire up as Ospreay endures!

ZSJ shifts grip, Ospreay pops him around to tuck him in! BASTARD DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! ZSJ survives and fans fire up again! Both men are down, the fans rally up, and Ospreay clutches his leg while ZSJ is in a daze. Ospreay sits ZSJ up and aims, but ZSJ flops over! Ospreay says this should be a stoppage then! But ZSJ shakes his head, he refuses to lose like this! Fans rally up harder, Ospreay decides to do what he did to Sanada! But ZSJ dodges the elbow to slip through and body scissor! EURO CL- NO! Ospreay blocks the bridge, but ZSJ sits on the cover! TWO, Ospreay powers his way to a ghost pin, TWO!!

Now ZSJ has the crucifix, TWO!! Ospreay rolls but ZSJ holds on! Another ghost pin, TWO!!! Ospreay escapes by mere nanoseconds! ZSJ runs in, into a LARIAT! Ospreay hurries to get ZSJ back up, reels him in, LIGER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! ZSJ survives again and fans are thunderous! Ospreay hurries to a corner and takes aim while ZSJ flounders! No elbow pad, HIDDEN- NO! TRIANGLE!! Ospreay deadlifts, fireman’s carries, but ZSJ slips around to a SLEEPER HOLD! Ospreay throws ZSJ off but ZSJ grapevines the leg! Ospreay moves around, but ZSJ again avoids the falling elbow!

ZSJ hooks up Ospreay’s leg, and he has a SLEEPER HOLD! OSPREAY TAPS, ZSJ WINS!!!

Winner: Zack Sabre Jr, by submission (advances to the semifinals)

The Commonwealth King tries to defend he didn’t mean to, but he DID! He did #JustTapOut!! The Submission Master just pulled off a heist on the RevPro British Heavyweight Champion! Ospreay claims he was punching at ZSJ but there’s no going back! Will Ospreay just have to root for Takagi now?

As for ZSJ, he gets the mic to say, in Japanese, “Damn, my head hurts. Oi, Nagaoka. It’s been awhile.” Then in English, ZSJ says it’s been five years, in this very arena, surely the “idiots” remember. He bloody sure does! Back in Japanese, “I can be nostalgic, but there’s no time for that.” ZSJ doesn’t care about a tournament he won five years ago. ZSJ just won the 2021 New Japan Cup winner! “And that prick tapped out!” The past doesn’t matter to ZSJ, only the present. And not only will ZSJ win the 2022 New Japan Cup, he’ll win the bloody IWGP World Heavyweight Champion! “Sounds good, huh?!” Fans applaud, because it does to them.

ZSJ continues in Japanese as he tells Nagaoka that they’re a great city. They applaud, but then he tells them not to get used to nice ZSJ. He does have good memories here, and he will make some more. He promises that when he wins the title, he’ll defend it in Nagaoka. “But for now, ja-ne! As you were.” ZSJ drops the mic, but will he manage to slay the Rampaging Dragon in the semifinals?


My Thoughts:

What an event! The filler matches were alright, but I did keep the 10 Man rematch. I should’ve figured Bullet Club would win again, but this time it more directly sets up a Junior Heavyweight Tag title match, and I am pretty sure all the other blow-off matches. Tanahashi making the save was a great surprise, I hope we get a 10 Man of him taking Jado’s place. Another surprise was that LIJ VS LIJ was first. Takagi VS Hiromu was great stuff, but I just feel it was natural that Takagi wins. Takagi has the big story of going back for the finals, Hiromu can still get back to the Junior Heavyweight title another way.

The ZSJ VS Ospreay match was awesome stuff, and what a great finish. I could see Ospreay’s point that he was clubbing ZSJ, not tapping, but what a great twist that he loses. ZSJ VS Takagi is a bit fresher of a match-up and this controversy can give Ospreay and ZSJ a reason to fight again later, RevPro title optional. ZSJ VS Takagi could go either way, and a lot of it depends on who is going to win between Okada and Naito. Naito VS Takagi would be wild because it’s another LIJ VS LIJ, both fighting for a rematch with Okada, and again it could go either way.

My Score: 9/10


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Mitchell’s Road to Wrestling Dontaku Results & Report! (4/27/24)

Rural Revitalization continues!

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Will Great-O-Khan be setting the table?

It’s Rural Revitalization in Hiroshima for the KOPW Championship! Can Yuya Uemura survive tires, lemons and a table? Or will Great-O-Khan conquer him for the United Empire?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Frontier Zone – Boltin Oleg & Toru Yano VS Rey Paloma & HANZO; Oleg & Yano win.
  • Six Man Tag: Tiger Mask & Bishamon VS Bullet Club; Bullet Club wins.
  • Zack Sabre Jr. & Kosei Fujita VS Jeff Cobb & Francesco Akira; Cobb & Akira win.
  • Six Man Tag: El Desperado, Shota Umino & Tomohiro Ishii VS The House of Torture; Desperado, Shota & Ishii win.
  • Hiroshi Tanahashi & Katsuya Murashima VS Tomoaki Honma & Shoma Kato; Tanahashi & Murashima win.
  • DOUKI & Taka Michinoku VS SHO & Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Sho & Yoshinobu win.
  • NJPW Strong Openweight Tag Team Championships: TMDK VS El Phantasmo & Hikuleo; TMDK wins and retains the titles.
  • KOPW Championship Rural Revitalization: Great-O-Khan VS Yuya Uemura; Yuya wins and becomes the new KOPW Champion.
  • 10 Man Tag Elimination Match: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS Bullet Club War Dogs; LIJ wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

NJPW Strong Openweight Tag Team Championships: TMDK w/ Zack Sabre Jr. VS El Phantasmo & Hikuleo w/ Jado!

Shane Haste & Mikey Nicholls snatched the titles away during the Windy City Riot, but the Guerrillas of Destiny are getting their rematch! Will the Headbanga & Young Guerilla redeem themselves on the Road to Wrestling Dontaku? Or will they see The Mighty Don’t Kneel?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see if The Mighty stay NJPW Strong!

The teams sort out and Hysterical Haste starts against ELP. The fans rally up with the bell and the two circle. They tie up, are in a deadlock, but then Shane cording holds into a wrench and wristlock. ELP rolls, handsprings and wrenches back. ELP keeps Shane from ropes so Shane rolls, kips up, snapmares and KICKS ELP! The fans cheer while Shane shakes out his leg. ELP grimaces as he stands and shakes out the arm. The two reset, tie up, and ELP waistlocks. ELP goes for a chinlock but Shane standing switches. ELP switches, Shane switches again, and repeat. ELP headlocks, Shane powers out, then reels ELP in for a headlock.

ELP powers out, Shane runs him over, and then he sits ELP up to run. ELP drops under, hurdles over, but Shane shoves him. ELP rolls off Shane’s back to RANA! The fans fire up as ELP kips up and fixes his hair. The fans rally for “E L P! E L P!” while Shane is in a corner. Shane comes back to fire a forearm! ELP fires a forearm back! Shane fires another forearm so ELP gives it back. They go back and forth, faster and faster, and the fans rally up! ELP gets the edge, but Shane UPPERCUTS! Shane CHOPS ELP, whips him corner to corner, but ELP goes up and over and keeps moving. ELP fakes Shane out to avoid the dropkick!

ELP goes to ropes to LIONSAULT but Shane moves! ELP sits up but avoids the Penalty Kick! The two stand off and the fans cheer! Shane and ELP reset, and Leo reaches out. ELP tags him in and the fans rally up. Shane tags Mikey, and he circles with Leo. They get face to face, and Mikey pie faces Leo! They tie up, Leo shoves Mikey away, but Mikey comes back. They tie up, Mikey headlocks but Leo lifts. Mikey thrashes the hold, Leo powers out and they RAM shoulders! Leo eggs Mikey on so Mikey runs and they RAM shoulders! Leo runs, Mikey ELBOWS him! Mikey runs, Leo runs him over! The fans fire up as Leo flexes.

Leo drags Mikey up, suplexes, but Mikey fights it! Mikey tries to suplex but Leo’s so tall! Leo suplexes, Mikehy slips free to waistlock, but Leo RAMS him into a corner! Leo runs in, Mikey dodges, only for Leo to LARIAT outta the corner! Tag to ELP and the Guerrillas get Mikey up. ELP BLASTS Shane while Leo whips Mikey to a corner. Leo SPLASHES, ELP clotheslines, then feed to the SIDEWALK SLAM and FALLING AX HANDLE! The Guerrillas high-five, ELP covers, TWO! ELP brings Mikey up but Mikey fights the suplex! Mikey powers out, whips, but ELP BLASTS Shane! ELP dodges Mikey, waistlocks, but Mikey swings. ELP ducks, into a DDT!

The fans fire up while Mikey shoves ELP over and tags in Shane. Mikey brings ELP up to TOSS him out, and then Mikey BLASTS Leo! Shane whips ELP into railing! Shane flexes, fans applaud, and Shane drags ELP up. APRON BACK SUPLEX! Shane shoves ELP in, covers, ROPEBREAK! The fans rally as ELP stays in this but Shane grabs one of ELP’s hands. Shane stretches out the arm to then KICK ELP in the shoulder! Shane brings ELP up but ELP fires forearms! Shane shoves ELP but ELP ELBOWS Mikey! ELP fires off on Shane, whips, but Shane reverses and Mikey trips ELP up! Shane basement dropkicks ELP and he spins around into a HAYMAKER from Mikey!

ELP flops to the floor, Mikey claims the apron is slippery, but the referee reprimands him all the same. The ring count starts but Mikey puts ELP in at 4 of 20. Shane covers, TWO! Shane keeps ELP down with body scissors. ELP endures, reaches out, drags Shane along as he crawls over, and the fans rally up. Shane grabs ELP’s arm and brings him into a cover, TWO! Shane whips ELP away into The Mighty corner! Tag to Mikey, he sends Shane in, but ELP puts Shane on the apron! ELP BOOTS Mikey, ROUNDHOUSES Shane, then runs, but Mikey catches him! Mikey RAMS ELP back into the corner!

Mikey taunts Leo then digs boots into ELP. The fans rally up and ELP throws body shots. Mikey eggs ELP on so ELP CHOPS! ELP tries to get under but Mikey grabs a leg and drags him back! Tag to Shane, and Shane stomps ELP down. Shane kicks ELP around, kicks him more, but ELP fires off hands! Shane back drops ELP up and away! The fans rally while Shane drags ELP back to a cover, but Leo breaks it! Shane drags ELP back, tags Mikey in, and TMDK mug ELP. ELP sputters, Mikey tags Shane back in, and Shane sucker punches Leo! Mikey hoists ELP up but ELP BOOTS Shane! ELP backs Mikey into the corner, then goes up and over Shane!

Shane runs into Mikey but Mikey still pursues ELP. Mikey drags ELP back but ELP ENZIGIRIS free! The fans fire up, but Shane gets ELP’s legs! ELP BOOTS Shane away, hurries up again, but Mikey BLASTS Leo first! Mikey then brings ELP around to back suplex! ELP lands on his feet, but Shane back suplexes! ELP still lands on his feet, then he ducks under TMDK to hot tag Leo! The fans fire up as Leo UPPERCUTS Shane, swings on Mikey, but Mikey dodges, only for Leo to BOOT him! Leo scoops Shane for SNAKE EYES and a BOOT! The fans fire up with Leo while Shane and Mikey go to opposite corners.

Leo runs in to SPLASH Mikey! Leo keeps going but Shane BOOTS him! Shane runs up but Leo ELBOWS him down! Leo runs to drop the JUMPING ELBOW on Shane! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up and Leo watches Shane stir. Shane rises, Leo choke grips! GODS- NO, Shane slips free and Mikey fires a forearm! Shane UPPERCUTS, Mikey LARIATS, but Leo stays up! Shane runs to LARIAT! Leo roars, but TMDK double kick! TMDK reels Leo in, but Leo DOUBLE SUPLEXES them instead! The fans fire up and Leo watches TMDK bail out. Leo tags ELP and ELP goes up. Leo helps him walk the tightrope, to ARIHARA MOONSAULT TMDK down at the ramp!

The fans fire up again, and Leo goes out to get Shane in. ELP & Leo get Shane up to CHOP, straitjacket torture rack, and then Leo runs. BOOT into the spin, BRAIN SALAD! Cover, Mikey breaks it! Mikey fires forearms on Leo & ELP, runs, but ELP hurdles so Leo can DDT! Mikey bails out, the fans fire up, and ELP tunes up the band. Shane rises, into SUDDEN- NO, Shane dodges! Shane runs up, but into Leo’s hands! ELP aims, but Shane pulls Leo into SUDDEN DEATH! Shane UPPERCUTS ELP and DROPKICKS Leo! Shane KICKS ELP, BOOTS him, then reels him in for an INVERTED EXPLODER! Cover, TWO!!

ELP survives and Shane is surprised! The fans fires up, Shane and ELP rise, and ELP staggers to a corner. Shane puts ELP up top, ROCKS him with a right, then climbs up. Shane brings ELP up but ELP fires body shots! ELP HEADBUTTS Shane down but Mikey tags in! Shane goes up, ELP sends him back down, so Mikey UPPERCUTS! Mikey gives Shane the boost, and they get ELP for the SUPERPLEX BOMB COMBO! Cover, TWO!! ELP survives but Mikey powers up and runs, SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! ELP survives again and the fans fire up! Mikey grows frustrated, he drags ELP up and reels him in.

ELP slips free of the Blue Thunder to kick and tuck the arms! But Mikey trips ELP to jackknife bridge, TWO! ELP rolling clutches! TWO and Mikey has the cover! TWO and ELP ghost pins, TWO!! Mikey escapes but ELP dodges! ELP DROPKICKS Mikey down and the fans fire up! Both men crawl, hot tag to Leo! Leo runs to BLAST Shane, then he turns to look at Mikey. Mikey eggs Leo on, then fires forearms! Leo ROCKS Mikey with just one! Mikey fires another flurry, but Leo ROCKS Mikey again! Leo eggs Mikey on and the fans rally. Mikey kicks low, ROCKS Leo, then runs, but into a scoop! Tag to ELP before the POWERSLAM!

ELP goes up to SWANTON BOMB! And then LIONSAULT! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up, ELP tags Leo back in, and they tune up the band again! Mikey rises, but Shane trips Leo! Mikey ROCKS ELP, Shane UPPERCUTS ELP! Feed to the scoop but ELP slips free! ELP shoves Mikey into Shane, and Leo grabs them both! But both Shane & Mikey fight free of the choke slams! Shane KNEES, Mikey FOREARMS, but then ELP fires off on TMDK! ELP runs, but into a double trophy lift! THUNDER- DOUBLE DDTS!! ELP turns things around on TMDK, and the fans are thunderous! Mikey stands up into SUDDEN DEATH! ELP PLANCHAS onto Shane!

GODSEND for Mikey! ELP then climbs up the ropes, then climbs onto Leo! SUPER THUNDERKISS 86!! Cover, but Shane barrels through ELP to break it!! The fans are thunderous again but ELP is frustrated. ELP fires off on Shane, runs, but Shane LARIATS! Shane dodges Leo but runs into the POWER TRIP! GOD- NO, Mikey rolls Leo up!! TMDK WINS!!

Winners: TMDK, by pinfall (still NJPW Strong Openweight Tag Team Champions)

Leo is furious! He is sure Mikey pulled tights there! He stomps at Mikey, pushes past ELP and goes after Mikey on the outside! Mikey and Leo push each other around, but there’s nothing Leo can do about this one. Will he and ELP just have to fight their way back up to the top? As for TMDK, will they continue to rock ‘n’ roll through the ranks with all this gold?

 

KOPW Championship Rural Revitalization: Great-O-Khan w/ Callum Newman & Francesco Akira VS Yuya Uemura w/ Taka Michinoku & Taichi!

It’s Rural Revitalization 2: Hiroshima Style! The Dominator just managed to make it past Tanga Loa, will he make it through the Heat Storm? Or will KOPW soon belong to Just5Guys?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who can put in the work!

This first round is Mazda tire carrying. Each man has a big orange cone placed in their corner, so they simply have to go fetch the tires from the stacks outside. Whoever gets four tires first wins the round! The bell rings, Yuya kicks Khan then heads for ropes, but Khan reels him in for a BIG back suplex! Khan goes out now, hurries up the ramp, and grabs two tires at once! The fans cheer and Khan gets those tires in the ring. Then he goes back for more! A risky move but that means four tires are on play. Yuya DROPKICKS Khan and here’s where the risk is involved! Yuya aims to PLANCHA but Khan chucks a tire!

Yuya falls back, Khan gets the tires in then drags Yuya out. Khan CLUBS away on Yuya against the apron, then uses a tire to bind Yuya’s legs! Khan CLUBS Yuya more, and Khan even ties Yuya up in the ropes! Khan sacrifices two tires to trap Yuya! The fans cheer the creativity, and Khan STOMPS Yuya on the apron before heading for more tires. Yuya works to get free as Khan brings two more tires to the ring. Khan sets those tires in, Yuya gets free, but Khan has stacked two tires. Then three, but Yuya DROPKICKS him down! Yuya takes the tires off Khan’s cones, leaving him with just one. Yuya goes out to get the last tires remaining!

Yuya brings tires to his cone, then clears out some space. Yuya has two tires, steals Khan’s one, but then Khan grabs Yuya for an IRON CLAW SLEEPER! Yuya fights free, but Khan Mongolian Chops him down! Khan throws the tires off Yuya’s cone, then throws the cone! We’re back to zero and zero, and Khan whips Yuya into a corner, to then clothesline him! The fans fire up as Khan climbs up and sits on his throne! Khan then hops down to Mongolian Chop! And Mongolian Chops! And Mongolian CHOP! Yuya sits down, Khan takes a tire, but then THROWS it at Yuya! Yuya goes up and over and AX HANDLES Khan down!

The fans rally as Khan grabs tires and cone, and he starts stacking! Yuya has two, then three! He just needs to find one more! Yuya grabs one from outside, but Khan reels him in! Khan DECKS Yuya, then undoes some of the stack. Khan confiscates a tire, makes sure it’s nice and bouncy, but also works up quite the sweat. The fans rally as Khan aims and takes a swing, only for Yuya to counter tire with tire! They clash again, and again! Then they set up for TIRE SUMO! And again, TIRE SUMO! They run in again, and Khan RAMS Yuya! Yuya is disarmed, and Khan CLOBBERS him with the TIRE SUMO!

The fans fire up while Yuya is down and Khan grabs tires. Khan says he’s not done with Yuya yet. Khan starts stacking tires at the center of the ring, then drags Yuya up. Khan clinches Yuya into HITSUJIGOROSHI! Yuya endures, even as Khan throws knees! Khan then scoops to SLAM Yuya on the tires! That’ll leave some skid marks! Khan then drags Yuya off the stack, brings him up and around, to then put a tire around his head. And then another! Yuya’s two tired to stand but Khan makes him! Khan throws a BODY BLOW, then he TRIPS Yuya into a TIRE DDT! The fans fire up while Khan grabs the other tires.

Khan stacks tires on his cone, that’s two. Khan hurries to find other tires on the outside, and he has a third. Khan considers his options, and takes one of the tires from Yuya. But Yuya clings to the tires, so Khan stomps him! Yuya refuses to let go of the tires! Khan stomps Yuya more but Yuya defends the tire with his body! Khan claws at Yuya, they tug-o-war over the tire, but Khan pulls on Yuya’s ear! Yuya kicks low, kicks again, then SMACKS Khan with the tire, and DROPKICKS Khan down! The tire goes tumbling out of the ring while Yuya fires up! Yuya takes Khan’s tires, hurries them over to his cone, that’s three right there!

Now Yuya has to hurry and find another! Yuya goes outside, grabs the tire, but Khan intercepts! They tug-o-war again, but then Khan RAMS Yuya into a corner! Khan takes this tire, that’s one. Khan finds tires on the outside and brings them in! Yuya hurries to cover tires again! Khan stomps Yuya, still stacks three, so it’s all down to this seventh tire! Yuya and Khan tug-o-war yet again, the fans rallying behind them! Khan grabs Yuya’s arm, but Yuya slips around to a SLEEPER! Khan fights up but Yuya squeezes tight! Yuya then CLUBS away on Khan, runs, but into a TIRE SWEEP! And a BASEMENT DROPKICK!

Khan grabs the final tire, but Yuya schoolboys him away! Yuya rolls through, snatches the tire, and complete his stack! Yuya wins the first round!

Khan: 0; Yuya: 1

Just like with Tanga Loa, Khan drops the ball in the first round! But then, will history repeat itself here as we prepare for the second round?

The tarps are set down, the table is set, and it’s time to eat up some Hiroshima lemons! Khan makes sure the people watching at home and around the world understand that Hiroshima lemons are the best, which probably means they’re the most sour. Khan puts on his bandana and takes his seat at the table. He and Yuya get some wet wipes to clean their hands, and it all comes down to who finishes their one lemon first. Ready, set, EAT! Yuya starts fast and that face shows how sour these are. Khan says hold on, and he just takes a HUGE bite! Yuya is suffering but Khan is reveling in the sourness! Khan’s already halfway through!

Yuya can barely keep the lemon in, but Khan’s eaten it all up! Can he get it all down before Yuya? Khan is chewing and chewing, Yuya is practically shaking from how sour it all is! Khan keeps going and… Yes, Khan has it all down! Khan wins!

Khan: 1; Yuya: 1

Khan now lets his body feel the stinging sweetness, and he says it was delicious! But then, that leaves us with this third and final round. And this time it’s a TABLES match! Who will be feeling sour and sore after this one?

The bell rings, both men rush in, Yuya dodges to fire haymakers! Yuya whips, Khan reverses but Yuya CLOBBERS him! Khan gets up, but Yuya DROPKICKS him down! Khan bails out, Yuya aims and PLANCHAS! Direct hit at the ramp, and the Heat Storm fires back up! The table is there, so Yuya drags Khan right up! Yuya goes to suplex but Khan blocks! Khan fights with body shots, turns things around, but Yuya fights the suplex! They fight for control, but Khan RAMS Yuya into the apron! The fans rally, Khan drags Yuya back up, and whips him into railing! Yuya tumbles up and over into No Man’s Land!

Khan storms out after Yuya and he asks fans move aside. Young Lions help the fans clear out while Khan drags Yuya up. Khan brings Yuya around and reminds everyone, No Disqualifications! Khan BOWLS Yuya through chairs, and that’s definitely a strike! The fans cheer Khan as he stands on chairs, but then asks more fans to move aside! Khan stomps Yuya, stomps a chair onto Yuya, then tosses that chair aside. Sorry to whoever had that seat… Khan then drags Yuya up and brings him around, but Yuya throws body shots! Khan Mongolian Chops Yuya down! Khan drags Yuya back up, and BOWLS him into more chairs!

Yuya is stuck on the seats, that wasn’t quite a strike. But Khan stacks chairs on Yuya to pick up the spare. Khan SMACKS chair with chair! Yuya sputters while fans applaud, and Khan goes back to fetch Yuya. Taichi and Taka are there but so are Newman and Akira. The Empire keeps the two out of five guys at bay while Khan drags Yuya to the back of the crowd. Khan whips Yuya into the emergency exit! Khan then SLAMS railing down on Yuya, and then SMACKS railing with railing! Khan talks trash while Taka and Taichi coach Yuya up. The ref checks Yuya, but he’s somehow able to continue, so Khan drags him up.

Khan brings Yuya around to drag him through the chairs! Khan brings Yuya back to ringside, then into the ring. The fans applaud, and then Khan goes looking under the ring. Khan eventually finds another lemon! Khan takes a big bite and uses the citrus to power up! Then he DIGS the lemon into Yuya’s face! The citric acid burns but the fans fire up! Khan goes to fetch the table from outside, puts it inside, and then sets it up in a corner. The fans rally up as Khan stalks Yuya. Khan drags Yuya up, reels him in to scoop, but Yuya slips free! Khan avoids hitting table, but Yuya DOUBLE CHOPS! Yuya whips Khan into the blue corner, then DOUBLE CHOPS again!

The fans fire up and Yuya grits his teeth. Yuya roars, brings Khan up and reels him in for a BIG back suplex! The fans rally again and Yuya brings Khan up. Yuya clinches, but Khan fights the lift! Yuya still tries, but Khan fights it to a head ‘n’ arm clinch. Yuya gets around, headlocks, but Khan pops out to waistlock. Yuya fights being pushed around, then switches to get an arm. Khan clinches but so does Yuya. They fight for control, and Khan’s SAYANAGI takes Yuya down! The fans fire up and both men stir. Yuya flops out of the ring, but Khan crawls in pursuit. Khan drags Yuya up, then RAMS him into railing!

Yuya writhes, Khan goes looking under the ring, and he brings out another TABLE! Khan SMACKS Yuya with the table, then stands the table up at ringside. Khan drags Yuya up, SMACKS him off the apron, then climbs up. Khan drags Yuya up onto the apron, Mongolian Chops, then regular CHOPS! Khan UPPERCUTS, then clamps on the IRON CLAW! Khan scoops but Yuya fights free! Yuya DROPKICKS! Khan holds onto ropes to stay up, but Yuya hurries to run! Yuya LARIATS, but into the IRON CLAW!! Khan drags Yuya up and over, ELIMINATOR- NO, Yuya grabs ropes to fight that off! Khan kicks low, winds up, but Yuya traps the arm!

Yuya traps the other arm, takes aim, but Khan fights the Deadbolt with all his might!! The fans are thunderous as Yuya still tries! Khan BITES Yuya’s ear! And then POSTS him! But Yuya runs up, into a BOOT! Yuya falls back, Khan sits down, and the fans rally again! Khan undoes his hand tape, ends up pushing the table over, and then he folds it all up. Khan puts the table in the ring, pushes Yuya aside, and then he sets this table up again, in the blue corner. Yuya goes up top to CROSSBODY! The fans fire up as Yuya roars! Yuya has his choice as he hauls Khan up. Yuya traps the arms, but Khan makes it a BELLY2BELLY!

But Yuya rises back up! Yuya runs in, gets around, and GERMAN SUPLEXES! But Khan’s right up! Khan LARIATS Yuya down! The fans fire up as Yuya is right back up, and URENAGES! Both men are down again and the fans are thunderous! Khan flounders around, he and Yuya crawl to center, and Yuya fires a forearm! Khan gives it back! Both men stand, and Yuya fires a haymaker! Khan comes back to forearm! Yuya wobbles, but he comes back to HAYMAKER! Khan staggers, wobbles, but comes back to FOREARM! Both men stagger, but Yuya fires another haymaker! Khan fires a flurry of forearms, but Yuya haymakers!

Khan ROCKS Yuya, but Yuya DOUBLE CHOPS! And DOUBLE CHOPS! And DOUBLE CHOPS! But Khan throws an IRON RIGHT! The fans fire up again as Yuya falls! Khan roars with Monster Rage and he hauls Yuya up! IRON CLAW, and then ELIMIN- NO, Yuya slips free! Yuya wrenches, traps the arms, DEADBOLT SUPLEX through the table!! YUYA WINS!!

Winner: Yuya Uemura, 2-1 (NEW KOPW Champion)

Yuya slammed the Deadbolt shut on Khan and now he takes the title from him! The Heat Storm is rising, how hot will he make the KOPW Division through the Summer?

 

10 Man Tag Elimination Match: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS Bullet Club War Dogs!

These factions have been battling all over this Road to Wrestling Dontaku, but now they will fight ’til the last man! Will there be a roll call for Bushi, Hiromu, Takagi, Yota y Naito? Or will this alliance with the Good Looking Emperor, Jake Lee, help David Finlay, Gabe Kidd, Clark Connors & “Drilla” Dan Moloney shoot down LIJ?

Wait, it seems Naito has brought backup of his own? It’s SLYLY! The dragon-like mascot of Hiroshima Toyo Carp, and half-brother to the Philadelphia Phillies’ Phillie Phanatic! Well, Naito does love him some baseball. Tensions are running high, and Finlay throws his shirt at Yota. Yota balls that shirt up, and throws a fastball over the plate! The teams sort out, Finlay pushes Yota around and Gabe talks trash on Takagi. Red Shoes gets them all to settle down, and the War Dogs bark and put up the Too Sweet. Jake joins in at the end there. LIJ mocks the barking before they fist bump, and the fans cheer.

Things finally sort out and Finlay starts against Yota. The fans fire up behind “YO~TA! YO~TA!” at the bell, and Yota makes sure Finlay hears that. Finlay gets on the corner but the fans all boo. The two circle, tie up, and Yota uses his size to put Finlay on ropes. Finlay turns that around to grind forearms in Yota’s face and push him around. Finlay then backs up to SPIT at him! The fans boo but Yota CHOPS Finlay in return! The fans cheer, Yota headlocks, and Yota grinds Finlay down. Finlay powers up and out to headlock back, but Yota powers up and out. They RAM shoulders, Yota rebounds to run Finlay over!

The fans fire up, things speed up, but Finlay bails out. The fans boo but Finlay says he’s got time. Yota barks at Finlay but Finlay just mockingly applauds. Finlay returns, kips up just to show off, but then Hiromu wants in! Yota tags Hiromu, Finlay tags Drilla. Hiromu fires forearms on Drilla, whips, to ROCK, trip, KICK the ropes, then run and SHOTGUN Drilla down! The fans fire up while Hiromu barks. Hiromu runs corner to corner to clothesline, snapmare and basement dropkick! The fans fire up but Connors runs in to knee Hiromu low! Connors barks, runs, but Hiromu kicks low! Bushi dropkicks legs out so Hiromu can basement dropkick!

The fans fire up but Drilla fires hands and CHOPS on LIJ. Hiromu CHOPS back, he and Bushi double whip to TU LO SABE! Cover, TWO! Drilla stays in this but Hiromu fires Hiroshima up. Hiromu fireman’s carries, but Drilla slips free to RAM Hiromu into the corner! The Dogs mug Hiromu while Jake Lee runs up to BLAST Naito! Finlay and Connors help out in mugging Yota and Bushi! Things have pilled out into the crowd in multiple areas while Naito fights back! Jake kicks Naito, then whips him hard into railing! Naito tumbles up and over into No Man’s Land! Gabe and Takagi throw HEADBUTTS back and forth!

Finlay snatches a phone? He’s taking pictures of Jake stomping away on Naito! But then Yota attacks Finlay! Finlay POSTS Yota, a ring count starts, but the Dogs just keep beating LIJ down! Drilla finds his way back to ringside, Hiromu manages to make his way in! Hiromu crawls in at 17 but Drilla is there to stomp him! Drilla bumps Hiromu off Finlay’s boot! Drilla tags Jake in, they mug Hiromu, and Jake digs his boot in while Finlay pulls Hiromu’s hair! Red Shoes is busy getting everyone to stop brawling! Jake lets off but Hiromu fires off CHOPS! Jake just kicks low, whips, and then HIP TOSSES Hiromu down!

Hiromu staggers up but Jake clamps on a SLEEPER! Tag to Finlay and they mug Hiromu in the corner. Red Shoes reprimands and counts, the fans boo, and Finlay lets off at 4. Finlay soaks up heat, then he takes Hiromu’s Kamaitachi mask and THROWS it to the crowd! Finlay then BLASTS Yota off the apron! The Dogs CHOKE Hiromu more, mug him while Finlay argues with Red Shoes, then Finlay brings Hiromu up. Finlay fireman’s carries and goes to dump Hiromu! Hiromu clamps onto ropes, Bushi runs in to make the save! Connors goes after Bushi so Takagi makes the save! But Connors goes after Takagi now!

Finlay puts Hiromu on the apron but Hiromu rolls back in, SAFE! The fans cheer while Finlay is frustrated. Finlay storms up on Hiromu in a corner but Hiromu CHOPS and CHOPS! Finlay knees low, whips corner to corner hard, and Hiromu flounders all the way back to where he started! Finlay drags Hiromu up and over, the fans still cheering him on, but Connors tags in. Connors BLASTS Naito off the corner, then snap suplexes Hiromu down! Connors runs to ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Hiromu stays in this but Connors stays on him with a seated full nelson. The fans continue to rally for “HI-RO-MU!” as he endures!

Hiromu fights around, even as Gedo barks at him to give up. Hiromu still gets the ROPEBREAK! Finlay pushes the foot away and that distracts Red Shoes, allowing Drilla to join in and stomp Hiromu! Drilla & Connors double whip but Hiromu gets around to lift Connors and throw him at Drilla, FORCED RANA! The fans fire up but Connors keeps Hiromu away from his corner! Hiromu blocks a kick, and a punch, to DRAGON SCREW! The fans rally again while both men are down! Hot tag to Naito! Naito rallies on Connors, BLASTS Drilla, swings on Jake, but Jake gets away. Connors CLUBS Naito, whips, but Naito reverses to arm-drag!

Naito atomic drops, runs, and ELBOWS Connors down, to then basement dropkick! The fans fire up while Naito stares Jake down. Naito covers Connors, TWO! The fans rally, Naito drags Connors up and dragon sleepers, for the NECKBREAKER! And then, LEG HOOK NELSON! Connors endures but Gabe stomps Naito! Gabe BLASTS Takagi, the rest of the Dogs attack, and Gabe stomps away on Naito! Gabe tells off the fans but the fans boo. Red Shoes reprimands so Gabe steps away, and Connors drags Naito up. Connors UPPERCUTS, whips, but Naito reverses to TORNADO- NO, Connors powers out!

Connors dodges Naito, redirects and POUNCES! Naito is down but the fans rally up. Naito and Connors crawl, hot tags to Takagi and Gabe! The fans fire up for the NEVER Openweight Championship appetizer! They RAM shoulders, Takagi ROCKS Gabe then runs to RAM him! Gabe rebounds to RAM Takagi, but Takagi rebounds to RAM Gabe! Gabe fires a forearm, whips Takagi to a corner then runs in to clothesline! Takagi says that’s not enough, so Gabe UPPERCUTS! Gabe says he’s a madman, then whips, only for Takagi to reverses. Takagi runs in, blocks a boot, and clotheslines through! The fans fire up with Takagi, but Gabe shoves him!

Takagi kicks and CLUBS away on Gabe, but Gabe BITES Takagi’s forehead! Red shoes reprimands, but Takagi spins Gabe around to suplex high and hard! Cover, TWO! Gabe’s still in this but the fans rally behind “TA-KA-GI!” Takagi looks around, “Oi, Hiroshima! TOKI GA-” NO, Gabe CLOBBERS Takagi! It isn’t his time yet, and Gabe stands Takagi up to HEADBUTT again and again! Then Gabe suplexes high and hard! Cover, TWO! Takagi’s tougher than that but Gabe shakes his head. Gabe scuffs Takagi, eggs him on and runs, but Takagi blocks the Rebounder to HEADBUTT! Gabe HEADBUTTS! Both men shake their heads, and then Takagi HEADBUTTS!

Gabe HEADBUTTS! Takagi HEADBUTTS again and again, but then Gabe HEADBUTTS again and again! Takagi fires a forearm, Gabe gives it back, repeat! The fans fire up as the shots go back and forth! Gabe gets the edge, but Takagi fires boxing elbows! Gabe CHOP! Takagi ELBOWS! JABS! Gabe UPPERCUTS and YUKON LARIATS! But Takagi’s right up to LARIAT!! Gabe rises and shouts! Both men run in, DOUBLE LARIATS collide! And again! Gabe fires palm strikes, talks trash, but gets a JAB, HEADBUTT, and a PUMPING BOMBER take takes both men up and out! DOUBLE ELIMINATION!!

Fans go wild as Takagi’s sacrifice play makes things 4v4! Bushi and Drilla jump in and Drilla fires off shots! Drilla ENZIGIRIS, ripcords, but Bushi dodges to RANA! And DROPKICK! Drilla bails out but Bushi builds speed, only for Connors to SNAP POWERSLAM! Drilla gets in, he and Connors get moving, SPEAR GORE COMBO!! Cover, TWO!! Bushi survives but the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions coordinate. Connors BLASTS Naito off the apron before he climbs a corner, and Drilla gets Bushi up. Drilla suplexes, but Bushi slips free! Bushi shoves Drilla into Connors, then runs back in to CODE-

NO, Drilla blocks and aims for ropes! Bushi slips free, dodges Drilla, but Drilla ducks the enzigiri, only for the REWIND HEEL to hit! Bushi whips Drilla up and out and to the floor, Bushi ELIMINATES Drilla! We’re 4v3 in LIJ’s favor, but then Connors SPEARS Bushi! Connors says this is it, and he reels Bushi in for- NO! Bushi turns No Chaser into a backslide! BUSHI ROLL! Bushi ELIMINATES Connors!! The Black Mask singlehandedly handles the tag champs and the fans fire up! But then Finlay CLOBBERS Bushi and rains down fists! Finlay roars in rage, then he drags Bushi up. Canadian Rack, but Bushi slips free to backslide!

Finlay rolls through to UPPERCUT! Jake BLASTS Naito, BLASTS Yota, and then Finlay gets Bushi up! Finlay POWERBOMBS Bushi to the outside, onto Naito and the rest! Finlay ELIMINATES Bushi! We’re back to 3v2 as Finlay still has Jake but LIJ still has Naito, Hiromu and Yota. And speaking of Yota, he gets in to brawl with Finlay! Yota whips, Finlay reverses but Yota flipping RANAS! Then he BLASTS Jake! Yota runs corner to corner to STINGER SPLASH Finlay! Yota keeps moving, he runs Finlay over to then run and SPLASH! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up with Yota as he smiles and paces around.

Yota brings Finlay up and fireman’s carries, but Finlay slips free. Yota kicks, runs, but Finlay ELBOWS him down, then SENTONS on top! Finlay barks as he aims at Yota. Yota rises, Finlay runs in, and UPPERCUTS at the corner! Then clotheslines! Then FALCON ARROWS! Cover, TWO! The fans rally for Yota but Finlay grows frustrated. Finlay drags Yota up, reels him in, but Yota fights the lift! Finlay CLUBS away on Yota, tries again, and he has Yota up, but Yota fights free of the bomb! Yota fires forearms, but Finlay UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS again! Finlay runs, but Yota backslides to KNEE Finlay down!

The fans fire up again as we pass 20 minutes, and Yota drags Finlay up. Yota goes up and up but Finlay shoves him over! Yota’s on the apron, he and Finlay brawl! Yota ROCKS Finlay, but Finlay gets in Red Shoes’ face! Jake grabs at Yota, Yota kicks him away, but Finlay BLASTS Yota down and ELIMINATES him! The fans boo but the Dogs have made this 2v2! Finlay and Jake stand together, and they dare Naito & Hiromu to join them. Naito and Hiromu oblige as they step inside. Naito stares Jake down, Hiromu stares Finlay down, and they start swinging! The fans fire up, but then Finlay fireman’s carries Hiromu! Finlay aims for ropes!

Naito gets past Jake to save Hiromu, but then Jake BOOTS Naito down! Jake scrapes Naito out of the ring and goes after him, but Hiromu fireman’s carries Finlay! Hiromu runs at ropes and dumps Finlay out! Finlay stays on the apron but Hiromu SUPERKICKS! Finlay holds onto ropes and wobbles, but Hiromu builds speed! Hiromu DIVES and SUNSET FLIPS, but Finlay still holds on! Finlay throws down hands, gets back inside, he’s SAFE! Hiromu is also safe because he went through the second rope. Hiromu runs back in, but avoids Blue Thunder to wheelbarrow! But Finlay turns that into an IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER!

Hiromu writhes, the fans rally as hard as they can behind him, but Finlay drags Hiromu up. DOMINATOR! Cover, Naito breaks it! Jake stomps Naito and TOSSES him out! It was all second rope so Naito’s safe, but Finlay talks trash on Hiromu. Finlay drags Hiromu up, reels him in, suplexes, but Hiromu slips free! Finlay UPPERCUTS, and UPPERCUTS, and UPPERCUTS! Flashback to the 23rd! Hiromu just takes UPPERCUT after UPPERCUT from Finlay, but he doesn’t stop! Then he SUPERKICKS! Hiromu runs, but into another UPPERCUT! Finlay gets Hiromu up, but Hiromu RANAS Finlay up and out to ELIMINATE him!!

The fans are thunderous as The Rebel is shocked! Hiromu mocks him, but then Jake runs in! Hiromu gets under the boot to get under Jake! Jake fights Hiromu off, snarls, and then runs up! Hiromu dodges to kick a leg! Hiromu runs, but Jake kitchen sink knees! Jake takes aim, runs up, and FACE BREAK SHOT! Hiromu tumbles up and out and to the floor, Jake ELIMINATES him! And now, at 25 minutes in, we’re down to just Jake and just Naito! Naito slowly rolls into the ring as the fans rally behind him. Jake watches Naito stand, and the two stare down. Jake runs in but Naito dodges to fire off forearms!

Naito whips but Jake reverses to KNEE low! Jake fires up but fans boo as he stands Naito up. Jake reels Naito in for a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Naito protects the plate but Jake is aiming another heater! Jake waits as Naito stands, then winds up to choke grip! But Naito throws back elbows to get free! Naito then wrenches, TORNADO DDT! The fans fire up again while both men are down! Naito rises, he drags Jake up, and he throws those heavy back elbows! Jake crawls around, Naito brings him up, and Naito throws more heavy back elbows! Jake wobbles and staggers to the corner but Naito is right on him.

Naito brings Jake around for even more heavy back elbows! Jake falls over, the fans fire up, and Naito aims from the corner. Naito drags Jake up and in, but Jake BOOTS Naito down! Naito dangles off the apron! Red Shoes keeps the War Dogs from interfering, and Naito stands up. Jake aims, runs in, but Naito avoid the FBS! Naito drags Jake ot the apron, Jake elbows him back! Jake runs up, but into an ELBOW! Naito goes up and over, sweeps the legs, then BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICKS! Jake falls, LIJ wins!!

Winners: Los Ingobernables de Japon, Naito as the lone survivor

It came down to the bottom of the ninth, technically speaking, and Naito just hit the walk-off homer! Jake is stunned and Finlay is frustrated, but Yota just smiles back at him. Finlay and Yota will have it out as part of Wrestling Dontaku Night One, who will be smiling then?

As for LIJ, they regroup in the ring and have their hands raised. Slyly’s even still hanging around! But uh, he’s a little too chunky to get in the ring, so he just settles for pumping up the crowd like he does at baseball games. Naito gets the mic to say that it was three months ago, the Splash Strong series back in January, since Naito was last in Hiroshima. Naito would like to thank the fans from coming here tonight, “Gracias, amigos.” The fans cheer, and Naito continues by saying, “Hiroshima is my second home. I really long to have a match at Mazda Stadium.” The fans love the sound of that!

Naito does preface that him saying that doesn’t mean there’s anything planned. So please, tranquilo, be patient, and look forward to the day that finally happens. So, shall they do it? The fans cheer again! So then, for the first time in Hiroshima Sun Plaza Hall in a year and eight months, is everyone ready? The fans cheer because they sure are! Well then, the only way to close The Road to Wrestling Dontaku here in Hiroshima… Bushi! Hiromu! Takagi! Titan! Yota! Slyly! Y Naito! NOSOTROS! LOS! INGOBERRRRNABLEEEES~! DE! JA! PON!! Slyly gets in on the roll call! Will all of LIJ have success as we reach Wrestling Dontaku next week?


My Thoughts:

A great event to conclude Road to Dontaku before getting to Wrestling Dontaku itself. An unfortunate change in the card, Sanada fell ill and could not compete, so his match alongside Taichi against Tanahashi & Tomoaki was changed into Tanahashi and a Young Lion VS Tomoaki and a Young Lion. Hopefully Cold Skull gets well soon. Great tag title match from TMDK VS GoD, and while I figured TMDK was going to retain, I didn’t think it’d be in a shady way like holding tights. While ZSJ VS Cobb for the NJPW World TV title is still to come, I doner of GoD shift gears and ELP becomes a singles guy so Leo and Loa can team up. Then ELP can challenge ZSJ in a battle of initials while the Brothers Guerrilla get to take on Shane & Mikey.

Great Rural Revitalization again, they managed to pull off great comeback spots each round. I was very surprised Yuya won out, I felt like Khan could’ve done one more Rural Revitalization before losing. But at the same time, Yuya feels like the unofficial fourth Reiwa Musketeer behind Narita, Shota & Tsuji. Yuya getting a title, any title, ahead of the others is good stuff for him, and could even bring about a feud with one of the Musketeers for the Summer. And then a great 10 Man Elimination Tag. I again really like that NJPW allows over the rope eliminations even in a tag match like this to really mix things up. Jake Lee not winning out for the War Dogs is really surprising, but I feel like that means Jake will defeat Naito 1v1.

My Score: 8.9/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (4/27/24)

Trent Beretta’s on a Rampage!

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It’s a violent end to a legendary friendship!

Former Best Friends, Trent Beretta & Chuck Taylor, have been through many Parking Lot Brawls, but this is their first time as enemies! Will there be broken bones to go along with the broken hearts?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Parking Lot Brawl: Trent Beretta VS Chuck Taylor; Trent wins.
  • Thunder Rosa VS Deonna Purrazzo; Rosa wins.
  • “Big Bill” Morrissey VS Trevor Blackwell; Bill wins.
  • Katsuyori Shibata & Daniel Garcia VS Shane Taylor Promotions; Shibata & Garcia win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Parking Lot Brawl: Trent Beretta VS Chuck Taylor!

Years of friendship, thrown away, and why? Because #JustTrent had a problem with Freshly Squeezed having more success in AEW than them? Because #JustTrent had a problem with Cassidy as a person? Because #JustTrent turned out to be the selfish one in the relationship? Well, then will #JustTrent get his ass kicked? Or will he take advantage of how Chuckie T. is a Kentucky Gentleman?

Trent stares Chuck down while we hear the crowd of other wrestlers taunting him. Trent takes a swing, but Chuck dodges to fire off hands! The brawl is on, and Chuck gets the edge! Chuck ROCKS Trent, then SMACKS him off a car hood! And then off the car door! Chuck drags Trent up, but Trent RAMS Chuck into the car! And throat chops him just because! Trent gets space, runs back in, but Chuck dodges so Trent hits the passenger door! Chuck gets a trash can lid and he stands Trent up. Trent jumps through the open window but Chuck drags him back out. Trent kicks low, and he gives Chuck a CAR HOOD BACK SUPLEX!

Trent grabs the trash can lid, SMACKS Chuck right in the head and Chuck falls down! The crowd boos but Trent opens a car trunk to bring out a trash can, a dustpan and a baseball bat! Chuck storms up but Trent CHUCKS the trash can into Chuck’s face! Chuck flounders and Trent smirks. Trent SMACKS Chuck with the trash can, CLUBS him around, and Chuck is busted open! The white car has red polka dots on it now, and Trent talks trash, “This is what you wanted?!” Trent runs up, but Chuck POP UP POWERBOMBS Trent onto a car hood! Trent writhes, Chuck staggers around, and Chuck brings Trent around.

Chuck headlocks Trent before he SMACKS him off another car door. Trent goes around the back and then up onto a truck! Chuck follows, and he CLUBS Trent in the chest! But Trent slips under, and he CLAWS Chuck’s bloody face! Trent DECKS Chuck and Chuck falls through drywall sheets! Trent looms over Chuck as he crawls out of the wreckage. Trent stalks Chuck, brings him around and SMACKS him with the trash can lid! Trent hoists Chuck onto a car roof, SMACKS him again, then goes back to the truck. Trent climbs onto the roof of the truck, to FLYING ELBOW from car to car! Cover, TWO!!

Trent is furious, but Chuck is still in this as Rampage goes picture in picture.

Trent fumes, paces around, and goes back to the goodies. He brings out… Is that a screwdriver?! And he JABS Chuck in the head with it!! And then he DIGS it into Chuck’s forehead!! As if he wasn’t already bleeding badly!! Trent leaves Chuck behind, to fetch what looks to be a flat screen TV. Then he brings out a wood door!? Did someone visit Home Depot before coming here? Chuck CHOPS Trent in return then fires haymakers! Trent CLAWS Chuck’s face! Trent grabs that TV and CHUCKS it, only for Chuck to duck it! Rampage returns as TV screen hits windshield! Chuck kicks low to snap suplex Trent through the door!!

The crowd is losing its minds as Trent crawls. Chuck gets Trent’s legs, to CATAPULT him into the truck’s tailgate!! The crowd fires up while Chuck gets a sinister look on his face. Chuck takes a piece of that drywall to SMASH it on Trent! Chuck gets that trash can, he SMACKS Trent with it! Chuck sees the pile of extra goodies nearby, and he uncovers some light tubes! But first, he’ll clean up the mess, he SMACKS Trent with the dust pan! And SMACKS him again and again! And then one more shot with the trash can! Trent writhes, but Chuck drags Trent up. Chuck SMACKS Trent off the tailgate, then clears some space.

Chuck climbs up, but Trent ROCKET LAUNCHES him onto the light tubes!!! The tubes shatter under Chuck’s back! Trent sputters, he’s bloody now, too. Trent puts Chuck against the car hood and stands on him! Trent soaks up the heat, but Chuck TRIPS Trent! Trent writhes, Chuck reels Trent in, Canadian Rack, RAZOR’S EDGE onto a windshield!! Trent writhes while fans chant “HOLY CHUCK!” Chuck covers Trent on the hood, TWO!! Trent survives and hurries around the back of this sedan. Chuck snarls, goes up after Trent, and they meet on the roof. They’re both so bloody as they fire forearms back and forth!

The crowd cheers Chuck and boos Trent, and as the two swing wild, they end up HUGGING! You GOT to give the people what they want, right? They stand, Chuck ROCKS Trent and reels Trent in, but Trent LOW BLOWS!! Trent has Chuck now, PILEDRIVER ON THE CAR ROOF!!! And then, SNAKE BITE!! Trent is choking Chuck out!!! Chuck IS out, Trent wins!!

Winner: Trent Beretta, by submission

The Best Friends tore each other apart, but it is #JustTrent that stands tall in the end. He’s clearly lost the respect of his peers given how the other wrestlers are chanting “You Suck! You Suck!” But wait, Trent isn’t done? He has a monkey wrench!? Cassidy & Kris step forward to say no, this is going too far! Trent says this is all Cassidy’s fault! And SMASH, Trent hits Chuck’s leg with the wrench, and even shatters the glass behind it!! Chuck clutches the already recovering leg, and now Cassidy wants after Trent! Kris stops Cassidy, Trent’s still got the wrench! Trent escapes into the shadows of the arena, what darkness is living in Trent’s heart?

 

Don Callis is watching this.

And he seems to like the sadistic savagery he just witnessed. Trent may not have Best Friends anymore, but could he end up with a whole new family?

 

Backstage interview with Kyle O’Reilly.

Arkady Aura is with #CombatKyle and brings up his impressive showing in Dynamite’s Casino Gauntlet this past Wednesday. But we all want to know, what is next for her? Well, on Saturday, May 11th, AEW is coming to his hometown! Collision in Vancouver, British Columbia! The Rogers Arena, the same building an 11-year-old Kyle saw his first wrestling show ever. And at that show, Kyle told his dad that he was gonna do this one day. Papa O’Reilly said, “Oh yeah, sure you will, kid.” But somehow, Kyle pulled it off. 25 years later, he’s coming back home to do the one thing he’s ever been good at and that’s wrestling.

Kyle is going to take on the best wrestlers this world has to offer, right here in AEW, where the best wrestle. Kyle is ready for a fight, who will take him up on that in two weeks?

 

Thunder Rosa VS Deonna Purrazzo!

La Mera Mera and The Virtuosa could not coexist in the race for the AEW Women’s World Championship, and now they will Rampage against each other! Who will stand tall, ready for another shot at the title?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Deonna and Rosa step up, talk a little trash, then Deonna pie faces Rosa! Rosa swings but Deonna catches the arm! Rosa avoids the takedown to knee low! They tie up again, go around and around, and Deonna puts Rosa in a corner. The ref counts, Rosa powers her way out but Deonna headlocks. Rosa powers up and out, but Deonna RAMS her! The two stay up, Deonna eggs Rosa on then kicks her low! Deonna whips, Rosa blocks the hip toss, but then Deonna blocks a hip toss! Rosa avoids the lariat to DECK Deonna! Rosa rains down fists but the ref reprimands.

Rosa sits Deonna up, clamps on a COBRA CLUTCH, and she grinds Deonna down. The fans rally but Deonna fights up. Deonna throws hands, then wrenches, but Rosa breaks free. Deonna BOOTS Rosa, then has the arm for the ARMBAR DDT! Deonna dusts herself off as she paces, then she KICKS Rosa’s arm. And KICKS it again! Rosa goes to ropes, Deonna pushes her down and ties her up in Paradise! Rosa is stuck, Deonna soaks up the cheers and jeers, and then runs to DROPKICK Rosa out of Paradise! Deonna stands Rosa up but Rosa ROCKS her first! Deonna stands, Rosa RAMS into her then bumps her off buckles.

Rosa goes up and up to leap, but Deonna blocks the rana and has a BOSTON CRAB! They’re in the ropes, the ref counts, and Deonna lets go. Rosa crawls to the corner, Deonna paces while soaking up the heat. Rosa stands, builds speed, and she WERCKS Deonna with a dropkick! Rosa fires up despite the pain in her back, and she kicks Deonna. Deonna stands, Rosa CHOPS her against the post! And CHOPS her again! Deonna ducks, Rosa chops post! Deonna SUPERKICKS Rosa down, and Rampage goes picture in picture.

Deonna steps on Rosa’s face, steps away, and Rosa staggers up to railing. Deonna storms up but Rosa kicks her low. Rosa then runs Deonna side to side to POST her! But then Deonna RAMS Rosa into apron! And SMACKS her off it! Deonna snarls, brings Rosa around, and she puts Rosa in the ring. Cover, TWO! Deonna clamps onto Rosa to pull her arms in, for a straitjacket stretch! Rosa endures, fights up, but Deonna turns that into a BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Rosa is still in this, and she is feeding off the energy of the fans! Rosa stands, and she ELBOWS Deonna! And body shots! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again!

Rosa has Deonna in a corner to UPPERCUT! Rosa runs corner to corner and back again, but Deonna dodges! Rosa POSTS herself and falls to the apron! Deonna storms back over, brings Rosa up and wraps the bad arm against ropes! The ref counts, Deonna KICKS the ropes as she lets off, and Rosa clutches the elbow. Deonna returns but Rosa RAMS into her! Deonna CLUBS Rosa, has her in a corner, and HEADBUTTS the lower back as Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns and Deonna runs in, but into an ELBOW! And then a BOOT! Rosa goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up with Rosa as she rises up! Deonna runs in, Rosa dodges to fire forearm after forearm! Deonna shoves, Rosa ENZIGIRIS! Rosa runs, to SHOTGUN BOOT! Deonna flounders to ropes, Rosa pounds the mat and the fans rally again. Rosa runs side to side to DROPKICK again! Cover, TWO!! Deonna toughs it out while Rosa shakes out her arm. Rosa drags Deonna up, but Deonna SOBATS! Deonna runs to KNEE LIFT and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Deonna wants the Fujiwara but Rosa rolls free!

Deonna BOTOS Rosa down, covers, TWO! Rosa is still in this and the fans rally up. Deonna is frustrated but she fireman’s carries Rosa. Rosa fires elbows, waistlocks, but Deonna pries the hold open! Deonna waistlocks, Rosa victory rolls and STOMP 182! The fans rally up again and Rosa covers, TWO! Deonna stays in this but Rosa stays on her. Rosa drags Deonna to a drop zone, goes to a corner and climbs. But Deonna rises and catches the leap! FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! Rosa endures, reaches out, pushes Deonna over to get a REAR NAKED CHOKE!! Deonna is in the body scissors but she fights around!

Deonna rises, to BACKPACK SENTON! Deonna is free, the fans fire up, and Deonna brings Rosa back up. Deonna SLAPS Rosa, then reels her in! Gotch Hold, but Rosa jackknife bridges! TWO, Deonna sunset flips, TWO! Prawn hold, TWO! FUJIWARA!! Rosa rolls it to a cradle, ROSA WINS!!

Winner: Thunder Rosa, by pinfall

Deonna thought she had the perfect formula but Rosa says she just beat her at wrestling! But then Deonna CLOBBERS Rosa at the ramp! The fans boo but Deonna drags Rosa up to RAM her into the bleachers! Rosa slumps down, but Deonna digs her boot in! Deonna SLAPS Rosa around, tells the ref to shut up, and she SLAPS Rosa more! So Rosa SLAPS back! They brawl on stage and then out to the ledge of the upper level! The fans fire up as they keep going! Security rushes in, the fans boo, but Deonna flips Rosa off! It seems nothing was settled here, will these two look to go Double or Nothing?

 

Backstage interview with The Undisputed Kingdom.

Arkady Aura is with Roderick Strong, Matt Taven & Mike Bennett as she notes Will Ospreay is the NEW #1 Contender to the AEW International Championship. Taven says hold on, before we get started here, “Not Lexy,” as three guys who care deeply about neck health, and as two guys who nursed someone from the brink of paralysis (aka Roddy), The Kingdom wishes a very speedy recovery to “the world’s greatest boss. TK, stay strong, buddy.” Roddy then shouts that “WILL… Ospreay. Congratulations, you did it! You have signed, sealed and delivered the downfall, demise and destruction of The Aerial Assassin at Double or Nothing.”

Roddy says the world can sing Ospreay’s praises, but none of that matters when you step in the ring with Roddy. Just like all the ones before, Roddy will dismantle Ospreay, he will BREAK Ospreay, and he will make Ospreay fall in front of The Savior of the Backbreaker. Roddy’s confidence is strong, but will Roddy be the one feeling the End of Heartache after taking on the #BillyGOAT?

 

“Big Bill” Morrissey VS Trevor Blackwell!

The human skyscraper says he wants to sit under the Learning Tree, but Chris Jericho’s gonna need a bigger tree if he’s to give guidance to Big Bill. Will Bill prove he is worthy of The Wizard’s sage advice?

The moment Bill is in the ring, he SPLASHES Trevor right in the corner! The bell rings, Bill runs to BOOT Trevor down! Trevor flounders around, Bill runs corner to corner and SPLASHES again! Trevor flops around, Bill wants Jericho to watch this. Bill said he’d show Jericho he is worthy, and we do see Jericho watching backstage, holding the FTW Championship on his shoulder and oddly still wearing a #LionHook shirt… Jericho nods as Bill CLUBS Trevor on the back! Bill then tells Jericho to watch him! Scoop and BIG BOSS SLAM!! Cover, but Bill lets off! Bill wags his finger, he wants Jericho to see more.

Bill brings Trevor up, reels him in, and short arm LARIATS! Cover, but again Bill lets off! Bill is having too much fun at poor Trevor’s expect. Bill says Jericho’s gonna wanna teach him. Bill hoists Trevor up for the SKYSCRAPER CHOKE SLAM!! One foot cover, a very Jericho move, and Bill wins!

Winner: “Big Bill” Morrissey, by pinfall

Trev might want to change his last name to Well-done, because he got roasted. Bill wants Jericho’s guidance, does he even need it when he can do all this?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Rampage!

Rampage won’t be following up Collision next week but it also won’t be back on Friday just yet. For AEW’s return to Canada, Rampage is going to be BACK TO BACK with Dynamite! Get ready for a truly All Elite Wednesday!

 

Katsuyori Shibata & Daniel Garcia VS Shane Taylor Promotions!

The Wrestler said during Collision earlier tonight that he was going to take on Shane Taylor Promotions by himself if he had to, but then the Dragonslayer offered his help. Now they’re both going to take on #TAIGASTYLE and Big Bad Shaney T. himself! Garcia wears basic trunks and boots to match Shibata, will The Wrestlers win out? Or will STP rumble, bad man, rumble?

The moment all four men are in the ring, Shibata CLOBBERS Lee Moriarty and then he and Garcia both go after Shane! The fans fire up as they stomp and kick Shane right out of the ring! Then they go out to keep after him! Shibata whips and BOOTS Shane into railing! Garcia fires off on Lee, then Shibata adds an UPPERCUT! Shibata whips and BOOTS Lee against railing! Garcia stomps Shane, Shibata snap suplexes Lee to the floor! Shibata leaves them behind to go into the ring and sit cross-legged! Garcia sits with him! The fans fire up and the two go out again. The brawling continues but Shane throws heavy hands!

Lee ROCKS Garcia, Shane puts Shibata in, and Shane storms in after Shibata. Lee sends Garcia into railing, but Shibata fires hands on Shane! Shibata KICKS and KICKS, but Shane blocks the boot! Shane JABS Shibata and Shibata falls back! Shane talks trash, the fans boo, but Shane drags Shibata up. Shane HEADBUTTS Shibata, tags Lee, and they mug Shibata. Lee stomps a mudhole in, lets off as the ref counts, but he sneaks mule kicks on Shibata the whole time! Shibata trips Lee, stomps him, but Lee gets up to RAM into Shibata! Lee brings Shibata around, suplexes, but Shibata slips free to waistlock!

Lee elbows free, kicks, but Shibata blocks! Lee KNEES Shibata but Garcia tags in! Shibata BOOTS Lee, Garcia LARIATS! Garcia DROPKICKS Shane, gets around Lee, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! And then another TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Garcia brings Lee up again but Lee suplexes! Garcia slips free, spins Lee and kicks low, to then TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! The trifecta is complete and the fans fire up! Garcia storms up on Lee, brings him up, and UPPERCUTS! The fans rally for Garcia, he CHOPS Lee to ropes. And CHOPS Lee against ropes! Garcia runs, but Shane trips him! Lee distracts the ref so Shane can DRAPING DDT to the floor!

Shibata protests but Lee mocks him by sitting cross-legged. The ring count climbs, Garcia drags himself up at 3 of 10, slides in at 5, but Lee stomps Garcia at the ropes! Lee drags Garcia up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Shane. Shane pushes Garcia against the buckles, to then CHOP! Garcia seethes and he fires forearm son Shane! The fans fire up, Garcia throws more shots, then leaps, but into Shane’s arms! Shane RAMS Garcia into a corner, then CHOPS! Shane runs up, but Garcia BOOTS! Garcia spins, but Shane ROCKS him first! And URENAGES! And then SPLASHES down! Cover, TWO!

Shane seethes but he keeps Garcia from Shibata, and Rampage goes picture in picture.

Shane mocks Garcia’s dance, drags him up, but Garcia CHOPS! Garcia staggers, but Shane fires body shots in the corner! Shane ROCKS Garcia, tags Lee, and STP mugs Garcia. Garcia flounders to ropes, Lee CHOKES him! The ref counts, Lee steps away, and he stomps Garcia around. Lee wraps an arm around the ropes, then fishhooks Garcia! The ref counts, Lee lets off, and Garcia feeds off the energy of the fans. Lee brings Garcia up but Garcia fires forearm sand CHOPS! Lee gets around, and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Cover, TWO! Garcia stays in this but Lee stays on him with a wrench. Tag to Shane, and Lee hooks Garcia up in a COBRA TWIST, just so Shane can KNEE Garcia down!

Shane has Garcia on ropes, ROCKS him with a forearm, then scoops him for SNAKE EYES! Garcia slumps down in the corner, Shane drags him back up, and TOSSES him out! Shane goes out to then put Garcia against railing. Shane ROCKS Garcia, talks trash on fans, then brings Garcia around to scoop and SLAM him to the floor! Shane talks more trash on the fans, Lee has him cool off, and Shane brings Garcia up again. Shane puts Garcia in, tags Lee, and then Lee clamps on with a top wristlock and stretches Garcia out! Garcia endures, turns to fight the pressure, but Lee CLUBS him down. Lee drags Garcia up, tags Shane, and Shane scoop SLAMS!

Shane runs to SPLASH Garcia again! Rampage returns to single picture, Shane drags Garcia to a drop zone, and he goes up a corner. The fans boo but Shane blows them a kiss. FALLING SPLASH FLOPS as Garcia moves! T he fans fire up, but Lee KICKS him down! Lee hurries back and tags in, then he drags Garcia up. Lee wrenches, wristlocks, but Garcia endures. Lee SNAPS the fingers! The fans boo Lee being so villainous, but he drags Garcia up. Lee bumps Garcia off buckles, Shane holds Garcia up, but Garcia fights free with boots and haymakers and elbows! The fans fire up, Garcia sends Lee into Shane!

Lee hurries to waistlock but Garcia switches, SAIDO! The fans are thunderous as Lee and Garcia crawl! Hot tags to  Shane and Shibata! Shibata BOOTS Shane! Shane roars, Shibata runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges and BOOTS! Shibata whips to BOOT Shane in the corner! Shibata fires forearms, the ref counts, but Lee runs up. Shibata DECKS him! Garcia RAMS Lee into a corner, climbs up, and while Shibata fires forearms on Shane, Garcia rains down fists! Garcia goes all the way to nine, then DOES HIS DANCE! Shibata and Garcia coordinate, DOUBLE HYDRAULIC DROPKICKS! The fans fire up and Garcia stands Shane up. Shibata runs in to BOOT!

Shibata CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS Shane, then CHOPS, CHOPS and JABS! Garcia does his dance while Shibata JABS and CHOPS to the rhythm! The fans are loving this, as now Garcia runs in to KNEE Shane! Shibata & Garcia get Shane up, to DOUBLE SUPLEX!! Cover, ONE?!? Shane has power to spare, but Garcia BOOTS him! Shibata BOOTS him! They go again, but this time Shane DOUBLE SUPLEXES them!! The fans boo but Shane tags in Lee. Lee runs up to clothesline Shibata, and JAB! And CHOP! JAB! CHOP! JAB! CHOP! Shibata just scowls at Lee! Lee says okay, and he fires more JABS and CHOPS!

Shibata steps into the shots, so Lee eggs him on! Shibata ROCKS Lee! Shane runs up, HEADBUTTS, then Lee HALF HATCH SLAMS! Cover, TWO!! Shibata toughs it out and STP grows frustrated. Lee drags Shibata up, kicks then waistlocks, but Shibata fights the lift! Shane storms in, helps Lee put on the full nelson, and Shane promises to knock Shibata out! But Shibata BOOTS Shane first! Garcia jumps on for a SLEEPER! Shibata switches on Lee for a SLEEPER!! The fans fire up as STP start fading out! Shane fires up to RAM Garcia into buckles! But Shibata BOOTS him! And Garcia SAIDOS!! Shibata PENALTY KICKS Lee!! Cover, The Wrestlers win!

Winners: Katsuyori Shibata & Daniel Garcia, by pinfall

Shibata helps Garcia stand up, and Garcia is proud to have won alongside one of his heroes! And with the fans cheering him on, Garcia sets up… to DO HIS DANCE! Will this momentum help Shibata avenge Hook and take that FTW Championship off of Chris Jericho? Or will The Learning Tree have some things to teach Shibata?


My Thoughts:

A great Rampage here, though I was oddly more excited when I thought it was just Deonna VS Rosa and the Parking Lot Brawl. But even so, at least Bill squashing a dude was used in story. He was showing off, he’ll surely have Jericho’s blessing if he helps defeat Shibata on Dynamite, but a part of me almost wants this to be all a trap. Bill was teammates with Ricky Starks in a feud against Jericho, and if Jericho is being obliviously arrogant then maybe Bill is using that against Jericho, too. But either way, let’s just hope this story helps Bill get going rather than slow him down like the #JerichoVortex has always done.

The Parking Lot Brawl was moving maybe a bit fast for me, especially with how there were some obvious spots already set up when they arrived, such as the drywall draped across the truck bed. But they surely got bloody, and in the end, Trent won out because he was willing to sink to the lowest low. And then they’ve written Chuck off again with that monkey wrench to the shin, so Cassidy VS Trent is definitely a Double or Nothing match. And something is just telling me that if Kris is gonna turn out to be the villain in the Willow Nightingale story, she’s probably gonna screw Cassidy over to help Trent, too.

Really good match from Deonna VS Rosa, and with Rosa getting a quick pin then that brawl, we’re clearly getting more out of them. Good promo from Kyle O’Reilly to hype AEW’s newest Canada tour, and good promo from The Kingdom to tie in their old Neck Health Awareness gag to the Tony Khan piledriver angle. Roddy calling out Ospreay, I would definitely think Ospreay wins the title at Double or Nothing. And really good tag main event from Shibata & Garcia VS Shane Taylor Promotions. STP keeps getting great showings even in losing, but Lee took the loss here to keep Shane himself strong. Great win for Shibata but this just adds to the go-home math where Jericho retains the FTW Championship on Dynamite.

My Score: 8.7/10


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