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Mitchell’s NJPW New Japan Cup Results & Report! (3/6/22)

The New Japan Cup continues!

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Will the United Empire conquer the Cup?

After making some adjustments, the New Japan Cup continues, and the Commonwealth Kingpin fights for his spot in round two!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Yuji Nagata VS Kosei Fujita; Nagata wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Tiger Mask, Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe VS Bullet Club; Bullet Club wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Hiroshi Tanahashi, Ryusuke Taguchi & Master Wato VS House of Torture; Tanahashi, Taguchi & Wato win.
  • 8 Man Tag: Chaos VS Los Ingobernables de Japon; LIJ wins.
  • Jeff Cobb & Great-O-Khan VS Bad Luck Fale & Taiji Ishimori; Fale & Ishimori win.
  • 2022 New Japan Cup Opening Round: Aaron Henare VS Yuto Nakashima; Henare wins and advances.
  • 2022 New Japan Cup Opening Round: Zack Sabre Jr. VS Ryohei Oiwa; ZSJ wins and advances.
  • 2022 New Japan Cup Opening Round: Will Ospreay VS Bushi; Ospreay wins and advances.

PLAY BY PLAY

Six Man Tag: Hiroshi Tanahashi, Ryusuke Taguchi & Master Wato VS House of Torture!

The Ace teams with Six Or Nine against the King of Darkness, Tokyo Pimp and Murder Machine as a preview of an upcoming New Japan Cup showdown! Will Tanahashi and Wato help Taguchi be ready for Evil? Or will Darkness Fall on the Funky Weapon?

Tanahashi shows off the muscles and fans cheer. The House of Torture Low Sweets, while Taguchi and his team huddle up and do their own team cheer. But then House of Torture attacks! Sho throws out Wato, Yujiro DECKS Tanahashi and Evil CLUBS Taguchi! The bell rings to get this on record as Evil stomps away on Taguchi. Evil drags Taguchi up, wrenches his arm, then wrenches again. Evil wrenches a third time, whips Taguchi, but Taguchi reverses to HIP ATTACK! Fans fire up and Taguchi calls on his team. Taguchi and Wato double whip Evil to a corner, then Wato runs in to back elbow. Tanahashi adds a SPLASH, but Evil boots Taguchi away!

Wato runs in to hit another back elbow, Tanahashi runs in to hit a back elbow, Taguchi runs into another boot! Wato elbows, Tanahashi forearms, and Taguchi gets booted! Taguchi drops to his knees while Wato and Tanahashi mug Evil. They stand Evil up for Taguchi to run in, but Evil turns hip attack into atomic drop! Sho and Yujiro get in to throw Wato and Tanahashi out. Evil stomps Taguchi down, drags him back up and hits another atomic drop! Tgauchi falls, Sho tags in, and Sho uses the crossbar cover to SPANK Taguchi again and again! The ref confiscates the covering so Sho just stomps Taguchi.

Sho drags Taguchi up, facelocks, and he tags in Yujiro. They mug Taguchi, and Yujiro snapmares Taguchi to throw down right hands! The ref reprimands about closed fists, so Yujiro BITES Taguchi’s forehead! Cover, TWO! Fans rally but Yujiro tags Evil. Evil tells fans to stop that, then he eggs on Wato. But Taguchi tries to roll Evil up! Evil blocks, drags Taguchi up and wraps him in the cobra twist. The ref is busy with Wato, so he misses the HOT boys linking up from ring to railing! Taguchi endures but Tanahashi storms over to grab Dick Togo in a SLEEPER! Dick fades out already!

The ref sees what is going on and he reprimands. Evil lets go and Taguchi rolls away. Evil catches up to cover, TWO! Tag to Sho and Sho drags Taguchi up to bump him off buckles. Sho stomps away on Taguchi, digs his boots in, but the ref counts. Sho lets off at 4 and fans rally up. Sho tries to tune them out while Taguchi sputters in a daze. Sho drags Taguchi back up and CLUBS him on the back. Sho KICKS Taguchi in the butt, but hurts his own foot?! Taguchi’s got buns of steel! Taguchi fires up and fires off palm strikes! Sho rakes Taguchi’s eyes! Sho whips, Taguchi reverses but Sho dodges the hip attack! Sho runs, but Taguchi rolls and jumps to HIP ATTACK!

Fans fire up as Taguchi rolls, hot tag to Wato! Wato rallies on Sho, BOOTS him the whips him for a dropkick! Wato blasts Evil and Yujiro off the apron, then runs at Sho in the corner! Sho puts Wato on the apron, but Wato jumps the sweep to GAMANGIRI! And then springboard, FLYING UPPERCUT! Cover, TWO! Wato drags Sho up, hooks him in, but Sho resists the Mouse Trap Driver! Sho wrenches the arm to BEND the fingers! Sho waistlocks but Wato elbows free. Wato runs but Sho uses the ref as a shield! Sho then runs to SPEAR Wato down! Fans fire up while both men are down, but Sho tags in Yujiro.

Yujiro drags Wato up, kicks and forearms and CHOPS him, then whips to ropes. Wato reverses to CALF KICK! Both men are down and fans fire up! Wato crawls, hot tag to Tanahashi! Tanahashi runs to FLYING FOREARM Yujiro down! Tanahashi BLASTS Sho and Evil with a crossbody! Tanahashi fires off strikes on Yujiro, then scoop SLAMS him! Fans fire up as Tanahashi goes to the second rope, SUNSET SENTON! Cover, TWO! Tanahashi keeps focus and fans rally up. Tanahashi runs, but Yujiro gets around to dragon sleeper! Tanahashi fights out but Yujiro BITES the hand! Yujiro then whips, but Tanahashi reverses.

Yujiro holds ropes, dodges Tanahashi, and Evil anchors Tanahashi’s foot! Yujiro BOOTS Tanahashi down, Sho BLASTS Six Or Nine! The House of Torture regroups and whips Tanahashi into a corner. Sho hits a forearm, Yujiro hits a BOOT, Evil runs to corner clothesline! Then feed to Yujiro’s FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, Six Or Nine break it! Sho and Evil go after them, throw them out, and Yujiro gets back up. Fans rally as Yujiro drags Tanahashi up, Tanahashi SHOTEIS! Tanahashi runs, into Yujiro’s LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Yujiro goes for his pimp cane while Dick distracts the ref! Tanahashi gets up, but he dodges the cane!

Tanahashi waistlocks, but Yujiro mule kick LOW BLOWS! Dick stops distracting and Yujiro drags Tanahashi back up. But Tanahashi slips out of Big Juice to shove Yujiro at the ref! Then Tanahashi uppercut LOW BLOWS Yujiro! Roll up, Tanahashi’s team wins!

Winners: Hiroshi Tanahashi, Ryusuke Taguchi & Master Wato, by pinfall

Taguchi has Evil in Oh My Garfunkle! Evil taps and Taguchi lets him go! To then T-BAG Evil! Will Taguchi give Evil the same treatment in their New Japan Cup match? Or will the tournament prove Everything Is Evil?

 

Jeff Cobb & Great-O-Khan VS Bad Luck Fale & Taiji Ishimori!

The United Empire’s Hawaiian Hulk and Dominator are through to the next round, but they’re up against Bullet Club’s Rogue General and Bone Soldier! Will Cobb and Khan conquer even outside the Cup? Or will things be Too Sweet?

The teams stare down, and then Bullet Club attacks! Taiji rakes Khan’s eyes while Fale throws body shots and forearms! Fale shoves Cobb to a corner, the bell rings to get this on record, and Taiji claws Khan’s face at the ropes. The ref reprimands, Taiji lets off and Fale throws Cobb out of the ring. Fale goes out but Cobb throws body shots and haymakers in return. Taiji headlocks Khan and claws his face again. The ref reprimands, Taiji lets off and drags Khan around to CLUB him. Cobb CLUBS away on Fale and Khan ROCKS Taiji back. Khan Mongolian Chops Taiji and again! And again! Taiji falls over and fans fire up!

Khan stalks Taiji and brings him around into an IRON CLAW SLEEPER! The ref reprimands over the claw in Taiji’s eyes. Khan lets off but he complains Taiji was clawing him the whole time. Khan digs his boot into Taiji in the corner, but the ref counts. Khan lets off at 4, then he brings Taiji up to wrench and whip him to the corner. Khan looms over Taiji, then drags him up into the corner. Khan CLAWS Taiji’s back! The ref reprimands while Taiji writhes. Khan talks trash, stands Taiji back up and CLAWS his back again! Fans cheer as Khan taunts Fale. The ref keeps Fale back and Khan puts Taiji back in the corner.

Khan sits on Taiji’s head! Fans cheer while Fale protests. Khan asks if Taiji quits, and then he pulls on the arms! Taiji endures, the ref counts and Khan hops off at 4. Khan looms over Taiji while taunting him. Khan goes to make Taiji kiss his foot but Taiji resists! Taiji breaks free, throws body shots, then CHOPS! Khan knees low, CLUBS Taiji on the neck, and Cobb cheers with the fans. Khan drags Taiji up and into a HITSUJIGOROSHI! Taiji endures the Sheep Killer, and he knees free! Khan blocks the boot but Taiji blocks the iron claw! Taiji wrenches the hand, but Khan powers back up! The two struggle, Taiji fights up and kicks low!

Taiji gut wrenches but Khan blocks with his own hold! Khan gut wrenches but Taiji slips out to JAB! Taiji whips, Khan reverses and IRON CLAWS the ear! The ref reprimands but Khan CLUBS the ear! Khan drags Taiji up to ROCK with a forearm, then whips corner to corner. Taiji goes out, slides under, slips back out and shoulders into Khan. Taiji springboards, SEATED SENTON! Fans fire up and Taiji brings Khan around by his ponytail! The ref reprimands but Taiji kicks Khan around. Taiji uses the ponytail to CHOKE Khan inside the cravat! Snapmare, NECK TWIST! Khan writhes but fans cheer.

Taiji circles Khan while fans rally up. Taiji brings Khan around, but Khan gets the leg, HEEL HOOK! Khan also has the leg grapevined! Taiji endures, drags himself forward, ROPEBREAK! Khan tags Cobb in and Cobb stomps Taiji. Cobb drags Taiji around to stand on his back! Cobb uses Taiji’s body as a surfboard! Cobb hops off while the ref keeps Fale back. Cobb deadlifts Taiji to the stalling suplex! And he shifts it to a gorilla press, to then RAM Taiji into the corner! Fans rally, Cobb covers, TWO! Khan DECKS Fale off the corner, the ref keeps Fale out. Cobb taunts Taiji with a Too Sweet so Taiji CHOPS!

Taiji CHOPS and CHOPS but Cobb isn’t bothered. Cobb knees low, then whips Taiji. Taiji handsprings, but Cobb catches him! GERMAN SUPLEX, but Taiji lands and rolls through, to JUMP KNEE! Tag to Fale! Fans fire up as Fale fires off on Cobb in a corner! Fale whips corner to corner, runs in, but Cobb dodges! Tag to Khan and he runs in at Fale, SPLASH! Khan runs and BOOTS Fale but Fale stays up. Fale swings, Khan dodges, and Khan runs for FLYING NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Khan wraps Fale right up in a katagatami! Fale endures, Taiji stomps Khan and the head ‘n’ arm triangle is broken!

Khan and Fale get up, Khan reels Fale in, but Fale blocks the sayanagi! Fale CLUBS Khan, runs in at the corner and SPLASHES! Fale shoves Khan down for the BIG elbow drop! Cover, Cobb breaks it! Cobb CLUBS Fale, Taiji attacks but Cobb sends him out. The Empire regroups and they get Fale up. They give Mongolian Chops back and forth! But Fale blocks the double whip! Fale whips them away, Taiji anchors Cobb’s foot and Fale LARIATS Khan! Cobb drags Taiji in as Fale covers, TWO! Taiji knocks Cobb out of the ring and fans rally up! Fale drags Khan up and pulls the pin, but Khan denies the Grenade with an uppercut!

Fale blocks the ref from seeing Taiji get in! But Khan clamps the IRON CLAW onto Taiji’s head! But Taiji LOW BLOWS Khan! Fale then gets Khan, GRENADE!! Cover, Bullet Club wins!

Winners: Bad Luck Fale & Taiji Ishimori, by pinfall

The United Empire falls! Will this momentum help the Rogue General against The Ace? Will Bone Soldier make sure #ItsReborn when he goes 1v1 with Khan?

 

2022 New Japan Cup Opening Round: Aaron Henare VS Yuto Nakashima!

We just saw the United Empire take a rather embarrassing loss, will the Ultimate Weapon take an even more embarrassing one? Or will Henare make sure this Young Lion learns his place in the food chain?

The bell rings and the two circle. They feel things out as fans rally up, and they each try testing kicks and punches. Henare clinches but Yuto fights through to go for a leg. Henare blocks that, floats to a waistlock but Yuto switches. Henare spins, Yuto has a leg, then drops down for a headlock. Henare gets away and fans cheer the technical exchange. They tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, and Henare powers Yuto to ropes. The ref counts, Yuto turns things around, there are some shots thrown, but Yuto lets off to forearm! Fans cheer his grit but Henare kicks and CLUBS Yuto down! Henare headlocks and grinds Yuto down.

Yuto fights up, throws body shots, wrenches out and headlocks back. Henare throws body shots, he powers out, and the two ram shoulders! Yuto eggs Henare on, then runs, only for Henare to withstand the shoulder tackle. Yuto dodges the haymaker and runs again, to run Henare over! Fans cheer and Yuto stomps Henare around. Yuto brings Henare up, throws big forearms, then runs, but Henare runs Yuto over! Fans cheer the showing of power as Henare drags Yuto up and throws him out. Henare goes out but Yuto throws forearms. Henare KICKS away on Yuto’s leg then SUPERMAN PUNCHES him down!

Henare drags Yuto up and whips him into railing! And then back the other way! Henare paces while Yuto slumps down. The ref checks and Yuto is still in this, so Henare drags him up and into the ring. Henare drags Yuto to a cover, TWO! Henare is annoyed but the fans cheer Yuto on. Henare drags Yuto up, boots him and fires off shots in the corner! The ref counts, Henare jumps up to dig his boots into Yuto! The ref reprimands and Henare lets off. Yuto sputters but Henare drags him back up. Henare wrenches, facelocks and suplexes high and hard! Cover, TWO! Henare gives Yuto some ground ‘n’ pound then covers, TWO!

Henare snarls but fans rally for Yuto. Henare stands Yuto up, Yuto throws forearms but Henare just knees low. Henare whips Yuto to a corner, runs in but Yuto dodge! The knee hits buckles, Yuto scoops and SLAMS Henare! Fans fire up but Henare is on Yuto first. Yuto throws more forearms, then whips Henare to ropes. Henare reverses but Yuto CLOBBERS him! Yuto roars and fans fire up again. Yuto runs in at the corner to forearm smash, then BIG hip tots! Cover, TWO! Yuto hurries to get Henare’s legs, but Henare kicks Yuto. Yuto grabs that leg for a HEEL HOOK! Henare endures as Yuto pulls on the foot!

Henare drags himself and Yuto over to ropes, ROPEBREAK! Yuto lets go and stomps Henare to a corner. Yuto fires off forearms, whips Henare corner to corner, but Henare comes back to RAM- NO! Yuto fights off the spear, but Henare ROCKS him! Yuto fires forearms back so Henare gives more shots. They go back and forth and fans rally up as they pick up speed! Henare gets the edge, then HEADBUTTS and ROCKS Yuto! Henare eggs Yuto on, Yuto SLAPS! Henare SLAPS, it’s a SLAP fight! Yuto gets the edge here, and he KICKS Henare down! Cover, TWO! Yuto fires up and the fans are with him!

Yuto throws forearm after forearm, but Henare hits a heavy body shot! And then a SUPERKICK! Henare snarls and aims from a corner. Yuto slowly rises, RAMPAGE SPEAR! Cover, Henare wins!

Winner: Aaron Henare, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

A valiant effort from young Yuto, but it’s still too early in his journey to be heading for the Cup. Will the Ultimate Weapon be ready to shoot down the Cold Skull next round?

 

2022 New Japan Cup Opening Round: Zack Sabre Jr. VS Ryohei Oiwa!

The Submission Master won this tournament once before, and he wants to get back to it! Will he make this Young Lion #JustTapOut? Or will he end up on the bad side of a bracket buster?

The bell rings and Oiwa rushes in and runs ZSJ over! Fans cheer as he stomps ZSJ and brings him up. Oiwa whips, ZSJ reverses and headlocks, but Oiwa powers out. Things speed up, Oiwa hurdles and hip tosses! ZSJ kicks Oiwa away but Oiwa runs him over again! ZSJ bails out and fans fire up! Oiwa dares ZSJ to get back in but ZSJ says, “Very good, very good.” ZSJ takes his time returning and returns at 5 of 20. They circle, ZSJ and Oiwa feel out the grapple, and Oiwa shoots in to get the waistlock. ZSJ throws Oiwa for a headlock, but Oiwa headscissors and squeezes tight. ZSJ moves around, pops out to have the legs and he digs knuckles in.

Oiwa endures, throws forearms on ZSJ, but ZSJ pushes the legs down! ZSJ stands on the knee, gets an arm and twists it to a hammerlock. ZSJ grinds Oiwa to the mat but Oiwa fights up. Oiwa throws elbows, slips the hammerlock onto ZSJ, but ZSJ counters with a cording hold. Oiwa resists the hip toss, so ZSJ shifts to arm-drag him down! ZSJ has the headlock but Oiwa gets the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer as ZSJ lets off and the two reset. ZSJ and Oiwa circle, feel out the grapple, and Oiwa shoots in to fireman’s carry takeover! Oiwa headlocks, ZSJ headscissors but Oiwa fights it off. Oiwa traps an arm but ZSJ gets the headscissors!

ZSJ holds tight while he twists the arm into a double wristlock! Then he has as figure four stump puller! ZSJ shifts to the step-over toehold, but can’t get the crossface. Oiwa headlocks to drag ZSJ off, and he pulls back to get the arm! ARMBAR! But ZSJ scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! Oiwa lets off and fans cheer the technical exchange. ZSJ and Oiwa reset and circle again. They feel things out, clinch, ZSJ gets a waistlock and mat return. ZSJ cravats to snapmare and he holds onto the neck wrench. Oiwa endures, but ZSJ traps an arm and then shifts to headscissor again. ZSJ pulls on Oiwa’s arm and fingers!

Oiwa fights free of the headscissor hold but ZSJ shifts to a top wristlock. Oiwa fights up to his feet and fights the wristlock. Oiwa wrangles ZSJ to the mat and now he has the armlock. ZSJ clasps hands, gets to his feet, and he rolls to break free and leg pick Oiwa for a takedown. ZSJ stands on the arm, twists it and bends the fingers, then wrenches to bend the fingers even more! Oiwa kicks and flails as ZSJ bends the arm into the double wristlock! Oiwa reaches out, and gets the ROPEBREAK with a foot! Fans cheer and ZSJ lets off. ZSJ kicks Oiwa and eggs him on. Oiwa gets up but ZSJ knuckle locks to then WRING Oiwa out!

ZSJ rolls and tweaks the arm! He mockingly asks if Oiwa is okay and Oiwa gets mad. ZSJ gives more kicks, focusing on the bad arm. Oiwa gets mad and picks ZSJ up! SPINEBUSTER! Fans fire up as Oiwa grits his teeth. Oiwa whips corner to corner, runs in and dropkicks ZSJ down! Oiwa runs to run ZSJ over, and then he gets ZSJ back up to gut wrench suplex! Cover, TWO! Oiwa shakes out the bad arm, gets the legs, but ZSJ trips him up to get the headscissor necklock! Oiwa endures the squeeze, but ZSJ shifts around to get better leverage! Oiwa reaches out, ROPEBREAK! ZSJ lets go again and fans cheer this technical clinic we’re seeing.

Fans rally, Oiwa gets up and ZSJ BOOTS him down! Oiwa gets up again and blocks the boot to trip ZSJ! Oiwa has the legs, ZSJ resists the turn and twists to throw Oiwa into the corner! ZSJ gets up, waistlocks, but Oiwa switches. ZSJ slips out to snapmare and neck wrench! Oiwa fights up but ZSJ hooks a leg. Oiwa fights through to scoop and SLAM! Fans fire up as Oiwa gets the legs! ZSJ resists again, Oiwa tries to power through but ZSJ uses that to headscissor roll! But Oiwa rolls through that to sunset flip! TWO!! ZSJ escapes and fans fire up! Oiwa rushes in to whip and DROPKICK ZSJ down! Cover, TWO!

Oiwa roars and he brings ZSJ up! Scoop and- No! ZSJ fights the slam and EuroUppers! Oiwa stays up but ZSJ EuroUppers again! And again! Oiwa staggers into more EuroUppers! ZSJ stands Oiwa up but Oiwa fires forearms! ZJ gets the leg and trips Oiwa, to then have a standing toehold! Oiwa endures, gets one leg free, but ZSJ drags him from ropes to TWIST that toehold! Oiwa taps, ZSJ wins!

Winner: Zack Sabre Jr, by submission (advances to the next round)

The Submission Master took a simple toehold and turned it into torture! Oiwa learned his lesson, but will ZSJ teach everyone else that it’s best to #JustTapOut?

 

2022 New Japan Cup Opening Round: Will Ospreay VS Bushi!

The United Empire has gone 50-50 on the night, and now their leader is in action! Will the Commonwealth Kingpin begin his conquest here? Or will the Black Mask make things tranquilo in the end?

Ospreay finishes putting his coat and Rev-Pro British Heavyweight title aside, and he turns around into Bushi’s dropkick! Ospreay bails out, the bell rings to put this on record, and Bushi DIVES! Direct hit and Ospreay tumbles up and over the railing! Careful not to knock the Cup over! Ospreay gets up to his feet as fans fire up and Bushi drags him back to ringside. Ospreay flounders about, Bushi kicks him and whips him into railing! The railing goes sliding with Ospreay! Bushi puts Ospreay back in the ring, fans rally up and Bushi brings Ospreay up for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE! Fans cheer as Bushi stomps Ospreay.

Ospreay fires elbows but Bushi eggs him on. Bushi then knees low, CLUBS Ospreay, and whips him to a corner. Bushi runs in but Ospreay blocks monkey flip and puts Bushi up top. Bushi boots but Ospreay CHOPS! Fans cheer as Bushi tumbles down. Ospreay goes out after Bushi, “Who do you think you are?!” Ospreay whips Bushi hard into railing! Bushi falls, and Ospreay stands on Bushi’s head! Red Shoes reprimands but Ospreay says to tell Bushi that. Ospreay brings Bushi up and puts him in the ring. Cover, TWO! Ospreay brings Bushi up, CHOPS him, and stalks Bushi to a corner. Ospreay strips Bushi’s shirt off, and wipes his butt with it!

Ospreay drags Bushi up and brings him around to CHOP off his feet! Cover, TWO! Ospreay drags Bushi back up, scoops and SLAMS Bushi, to then drop a BIG elbow! Cover, TWO! Fans cheer as Bushi is still in this but Ospreay grows annoyed. Ospreay kicks Bushi around, then gives him toying kicks while he taunts Bushi. Ospreay says he’s the best wrestler to ever live, but Bushi CHOPS and CHOPS! And DOUBLE CHOPS! Ospreay ROCKS Bushi and Bushi leans against Ospreay. “That’s what I thought.” Ospreay whips Bushi to a corner, runs in, but into a BOOT! Bushi goes up and FLYING RANAS!

Fans fire up while both men are down. Bushi pushes up, fans rally, and Bushi throws forearms! Bushi whips but Ospreay reverses. Ospreay runs in but into the SWING KICK! Bushi goes up and missile dropkicks! BUSHIROONI! Fans fire up and Bushi aims as Ospreay bails out, SLINGSHOT RANA! Fans fire up again while both men are down on the outside! Bushi gets up as the ring count climbs. It’s 10 of 20 before Bushi stands. Bushi fires up and fans fire up with him. Bushi puts Ospreay in at 15, Ospreay swings but into a DDT! Cover, TWO! Bushi keeps cool and fans rally up. Bushi brings Ospreay up, but no Fisherman Screw!

Bushi ducks Ospreay’s chop but runs into a scoop, SPINNIIIIING BACKBREAKER! Fans cheer that combination of speed and strength while Ospreay gets to a corner. Bushi slowly rises as Ospreay takes aim. Springboard and PIP PIP CHEERIO! Cover, TWO! Ospreay is annoyed again but he waits on Bushi. Fans rally as Bushi rises, BUZZSAW and MULE KICK! Ospreay calls his shot, springboards, but Bushi make Red Shoes take the OSCUTTER! Ospreay is in shock! He moves Red Shoes aside and gets Bushi back up. Bushi fires off forearms! Ospreay ROCKS and ROLLING ELBOWS Bushi down! Ospreay prepares his armband and aims from the corner!

Bushi dropkicks Ospreay’s leg out before the Hidden Blade! Ospreay CHOPS, runs, but into a dropkick! Bushi reels Ospreay in, FISHERMAN SCREW! Both men are down, and referee Marty Asami comes out to substitute for Red Shoes. Bushi goes up the corner and aims as Ospreay stands. But now Ospreay uses Marty to take the MX!! Now Bushi is in shock! And then OOWN! Ospreay aims, to the apron and KICKS him down! Ospreay aims, PLANCHA! Direct hit and fans fire up! A third referee, Saito, appears, and he has medics help Red Shoes and Marty. Ospreay checks with the new ref before fetching Bushi.

Ospreay has the ref stay at a safe distance. HOOK KICK for Bushi! Then Ospreay calls his shot, underhooks and Canadian racks, but Bushi slips off! Bushi shoves Ospreay at the ref! Ospreay stops himself, then moves aside and Bushi MISTS Saito!! Oh no!! Ospreay aims, Bushi ducks, the ROUNDHOUSE hits Saito!! This match is wiping out NJPW’s referee corps! Fans fire up as Ospreay shouts for another ref! Ospreay boots but Bushi dodges. Ospreay blocks a kick, ducks the enziguri but not the HEEL KICK! Bushi runs, but into Ospreay’s Tiger Wall Kick and ENZIGURI! The fourth ref arrives, Ospreay calls his shot! OS- BACKSTABBER!!

Bushi hurries to the corner again and fans fire up! Bushi goes up, leaps, but into a GAMANGIRI! Ospreay springboards, OSCUTTER!! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay hurries to underhooks the arms and Canadian rack! Bushi slips off, backslide and bridge! TWO!! Ospreay escapes the Bushi Roll and fans are fired up! Bushi runs in, but no Code Breaker! Pop into the POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay aims from the corner! HIDDEN BLADE!! Cover, Ospreay wins!

Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

It took four refs to do it, but Ospreay gets the win! And of course, he gets the mic to speak. “More. Motto.” The fans cheer more and Ospreay continues, “If you think you want to bet on anyone else in this tournament, think again! Will Ospreay is back in NJPW! And he’s back for the New Japan Cup! And no one, no one, will stop me from becoming back-to-back New Japan Cup winner! EL PHANTASMO! You’re next!” #BillyGOAT just called out ELP, but will the Headbanga get over his crisis of confidence before he’s conquered?


My Thoughts:

A very good event, but yes I did skip a few things. Nagata wins the opener against a Young Lion, and the Bullet Club combo of Chase Owens, Gedo & El Phantasmo win over guys not in the tournament anymore so that Bullet Club can have momentum. I covered the next Six Man Tag because it was the lead-in for Taguchi VS Evil. It was a clever finish for Tanahashi to return the low blow favor. That way, Tanahashi, Wato and Taguchi get momentum going into their matches while not really taking away from House of Torture. I skimmed the 8 Man Tag, all good stuff, especially Takagi and Ishii brawling after the match. Can’t wait to see that match-up happen.

Cobb & Khan VS Fale& Taiji was really good stuff, and quite the surprise that Bullet Club won. Khan is surely winning 1v1 with Taiji, partially as revenge for this loss. And though Henare and ZSJ both faced Young Lions, those were still pretty good matches. The Young Lions got good showings, I wonder if this is to make up for them not getting to go on excursion because of the pandemic. Ospreay VS Bushi was great stuff, especially with the multiple ref bumps that for once actually sidelined the refs. Of course, these were basically finishers they were taking, so it makes sense.

Ospreay wins for the reason he put in his promo: he wants to go back-to-back, which hasn’t happened since Hirooki Goto did it 2009 and 2010. Ospreay winning the Cup would be a big accomplishment and it would set up Okada VS Ospreay at Hyper Battle, probably the last date on April 9th. Of course, there are still plenty of other great choices, maybe whoever meets Ospreay in the semifinals gets the cup.

My Score: 8.6/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

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Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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