AEW Results
Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (8/12/23)
Will CMFTR be truly golden?
CMFTR and the House of Black are on a Collision!
CM Punk is still the “Real” World Champion and FTR are still World Tag Team Champions, but now they want the World TRIOS Championships! Will we see TRIPLE DOUBLE CHAMPIONS in AEW?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- The Acclaimed VS The Iron Savages w/ Jacked Jameson; The Acclaimed win.
- Mercedes Martinez & Diamante VS Kris Statlander & Willow Nightingale; Martinez & Diamante win.
- Samoa Joe VS Andrew Everett; Joe wins.
- AEW TNT Championship: Luchasaurus w/ Christian Cage VS Brock Anderson w/ Arn Anderson; Luchasaurus wins and retains the title.
- AEW World Trios Championships: The House of Black VS CMFTR; The House of Black wins and retains the titles.
PLAY BY PLAY
The Acclaimed speak.
Max Caster says, “The best two man team in the game is back. We came to rap ‘n’ grace the mat. You ain’t leavin’ with your brain in tact. Mind blown, microphone is how we blaze the track. The Acclaimed is back.” Anthony Bowens says that is a mic drop!
Christian Cage speaks.
Captain Charisma says it is apropos that tonight they’re in the legendary Greensboro Coliseum, because a legend of the greatest TNT Champion will continue to grow.
CMFTR speaks.
Cash Wheeler tells the House of Black that this is Greensboro, so welcome to their house. Punk says X marks the spot, so it’s naptime for the House of Black, courtesy of the REAL World Champion and a GTS. Dax Harwood says they already have three belts, why not add three more? #TopGuysOut.
Tony Schiavone is in the ring.
He says that needless to say, there is a lot to talk about tonight. Let’s bring out Absolute Ricky Starks! Fans boo as Ricky Starks makes his way out, given what he did to Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat just last week! Starks still stands on the corner for the obscene amount of pyro, then stands with Schiavone in the ring. And he even takes off his belt! Schiavone says that’s Steamboat’s belt! Starks seems so “distraught,” but Schiavone means that sarcastically because Starks used that belt to lash Steamboat, who was just doing his job as a referee in last week’s Real World Championship match.
As such, Starks has been SUSPENDED for 30 DAYS! NO wrestling for Starks! He beat a 70 year old man for crying out loud! Starks says it wouldn’t matter if Steamboat was 70 or 100, or even just 30. Starks says you have to have consequences for your actions! And he isn’t talking about himself, he means Steamboat! Steamboat cost Starks so Starks had to whoop that ass! Parents understand that, right? Starks tells Steamboat he still loves him, but he had to do something that hurt him more than it hurt Steamboat.
And the other thing, YEAH, he figured he’d get suspended. AEW has a history of screwing the good guys! Yeah, that’s right, Schiavone! Don’t look at Starks with that dumbass face! All y’all out there in the back, you trying to play Starks like a joke? Well he got a MANAGER’S LICENSE! Starks ain’t wrestling, but he is still gonna be on this damn show cuz this is HIS show, this is HIS face, and this is HIS freakin’ legacy! Fans oddly cheer that, admiring the fire more than the results. Starks shouts, “You don’t have to like me, but you don’t have to love me. But guess what, you will RESPECT me!” Look at him like that again, Schiavone, you get whooped!
Starks says yeah, he’s unhinged! He is Absolute Starks! And Punk, know one thing: blood is on YOUR hands! You brought Steamboat here, you are the reason he got those lashes! So the question is Punk got the W, Starks got the L. Starks can leave with his, can Punk? No. Punk isn’t Superman, he ain’t bulletproof, and he damn sure ain’t Absolute! Starks has the fans fired up, and Starks asks if this makes sense to Punk. Cuz it does to him! Starks is proclaiming, he is saying with enough heart and passion, that he is gonna set this whole damn company on FIRE, and he starts next week!
You want a war? Starks will bring it to your front door and make sure you, yo mama, yo daddy and yo sister understand that Starks IS Absolute, and ain’t nobody like him on Dynamite or this deadass show! Starks storms off, but what will Starks do as a manager?
AEW takes a closer look at The Young Bucks VS FTR, Round 3.
How did this rivalry start? It was years before AEW was formed, but it sure fired up once both teams met in AEW. The Bucks won the first, FTR won the second, and FTR wants to be the greatest tag team of all time, and that means settling this. The rubber match for not just the AEW World Tag Team Championships but the title of best today, we see these teams go All In!
The Acclaimed VS The Iron Savages w/ Jacked Jameson!
We heard Max Caster give us a sample earlier, now for a full diss track! “The Acclaimed takin’ out these hippos! Lookin’ like some back-up dancers for Lizzo!” That one hit Beefcake Boulder good. “Iron Savages, all aluminum. Three White guys, damn I keep confusin’ ’em! ‘Bout to make these dudes humble. Got me at a loss for words like Mitch McConnel! Lost one, still killin’ the game. In Greensboro, everybody loves The Acclaimed.” Bowens gets the mic to say, “GRRRRRREENSBOROOO~! The Acclaimed have arrived!” Oh wait, no Daddy Ass to scissor… Well, Billy Gunn aside, will Caster & Bowens get back on track towards the titles?
The teams sort out and Dirty Bulk Bronson starts with the Five Tool Player. They circle, tie up, and break. Fans chant for “DADDY ASS! DADDY ASS!” but Jacked Jameson says he’s not here! The two circle again, tie up, and Bowens headlocks. Bronson powers out, Bowens RAMS him, but Bronson says up! Bronson ROCKS Bowens, Bowens ROCKS Bronson, they go forearm for forearm! Bronson gets the edge and he ROCKS Bowens again! Bronson pumps up, suplexes, but Bowens slips free! Bowens CHOPS, and CHOPS, and ROCKS Bronson with haymaker after haymaker! Fans fire up, Bowens self-scissors to DECK Bronson!
Bowens brings Bronson over, tags in Caster, they double whip him to the corner. Forearm smash, back elbow, another forearm smash, and then a DROPKICK! Bronson staggers around, hot tag to Boulder! Boulder runs in but Caster dodges to fire off haymakers! Boulder TOSSES Caster to the corner! Bowens tags back in and he CHOPS! CHOPS! CHOPS! Boulder grabs Bowens with both hands, and TOSSES him back! Tag to Caster, he BACKHANDS, then says he’s gonna lift Boulder!? Caster tries but that’s too big a boulder! Bowens gets in to mule kick, front kick and run, to KOTARO- NO, Boulder stops him!
Caster goes up, he leaps, Boulder catches him! Fans fire up as Boulder carries The Acclaimed around to SAMOAN DROP FALL AWAY SLAM COMBO! That’s the power of #LivingHoss! Boulder stomps around while Collision goes picture in picture!
Boulder stalks Caster, brings him up in the corner, and gives him ARMPIT STINK FACE! Caster sputters as Boulder lets off, that was nasty. Boulder CLUBS Caster, tags Bronson, and the Savages mug Caster. Bronson scoops and SLAMS Caster, then drags him around. Bronson says he’s gonna roll, and he sets up, to HIP DROP! Cover, TWO! Caster survives but Bronson drags him up, tags in Boulder, and the Savages mug Caster some more. Boulder CLUBS Caster, stalks him, and keeps him from Bowens. The fans rally up, Caster throws body shots and haymakers, but Boulder shoves him away.
Caster leaps, but Boulder catches him again! Caster throws elbows and Boulder lets him down, and Caster fireman’s carries!? But then falls right over under Boulder’s beef! Boulder drags Caster to a drop zone, goes up, BOULDER SUALT FLOPS! Fans fire up as Boulder crawls, as does Caster. Boulder goes to stop Caster, and he KICKS Caster back to the open corner. Boulder brings Caster over, bumps him off buckles and tags Bronson in. Collision returns to single picture as Bronson scoops and SLAMS Caster! Bronson goes up the corner now, to BULKY SPLASH FLOP! Caster hurries towards his corner, but Bronson gets a foot!
Caster BOOTS Bronson, and hot tags Bowens! Bowens rallies on the Savages with lariats, then fires off CHOPS and HAYMAKERS on Bronson! Spin and kick and a flurry of forearms and elbows! Bowens CLUBS Bronson down and shouts “EVERYONE Loves The Acclaimed!” Boulder tags in but he runs into a strike fest! SUPERKICK! Bowens runs, but into a FLAPJACK! Bronson returns, the Savages double whip and DOUBLE SPINEBUSTER! Cover, Caster breaks it! Fans are thunderous but Bronson TOSSES Caster out! The Savages regroup, and Bronson goes up the corner! Boulder Electric Chair Lifts Bronson!
Bowens rolls away, Caster springboards, MISSILE DROPKICK sends the Savages down! Hot tag to Caster and he fires up! Caster fireman’s carries Boulder! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!! Bowens sees Jameson get on the apron and TOSSES him in! Caster scoop SLAMS Jameson, Bowens goes up! SCISSOR ME TIMBERS for Jameson! The Acclaimed are all fired up and so is Greensboro! They SCISSOR FINGER~! Bowens runs, DOUBLE FAMOUSERS for the Savages! Cover, The Acclaimed win!
Winners: The Acclaimed, by pinfall
Shoutout to Billy gets them the win! But Caster has a mic and Billy’s boots. “Yo! Yo! Yo! YO! Listen~! Tonight, the best two man team in the sport has returned because The Acclaimed is back!” And he knows they love this, but even better is that they’re back on Dynamite this Wednesday! They have Billy’s spirit with them, and with that, they cannot be stopped on the road back to the top. Bowens says in the spirit of Billy Gunn, last week, they got to say goodbye, but the fans didn’t. So with that said, Bowens knows Billy is home watching. Greensboro, throw those scissors in the air and make some noise for the legend that is Daddy Ass!
“WE LOVE YOU, BILLY! THE WORLD LOVES YOU, BILLY! AND EVERYONE LOVES THE ACCLAIMED!” Fans cheer for Billy as The Acclaimed heads out. Will Caster & Bowens once again be golden with those AEW World Tag Team Championships?
Backstage interview with Bullet Club Gold.
Lexi Nair is with Jay White, Juice Robinson & The Gunns, and they’re surprised to see not Tony Schiavone. But Lexi, smile because you’re with the Bang Bang Gang! And like Juice told Schiavone last week, when you’re hot, you’re hot, and when you’re not, you’re not! And right now, ain’t nobody hotter than BCG. White asks if Lexi knows why it’s Bullet Club Gold. Juice says it’s because they’re the best. The four of them is the most elite version of Bullet Club ever! There are those who are calling themselves Elite, but they don’t have the right to.
The Young Bucks think they’re the best brother tag team ever? Well they don’t have the right to say that, either. Austin Gunn tells the Bucks that if you thought they were strictly “Collision Cowboys,” nuh-uh! They’ll roll into Dynamite on Wednesday to show you why they ARE the best brother team! Colten tells them not to bring Superkicks to a Gunn Fight. #GunsUp. The Ass Boys have called out a team that could become tag team champions, will Austin & Colten end up just the best tune-up team in AEW?
Mercedes Martinez & Diamante VS Kris Statlander & Willow Nightingale!
The OG Badass and the Cuban Diamond both seem to be after the AEW TBS Championship, and that means going after the Galaxy’s Greatest! But they didn’t think Kris would have back-up! Will the Babe with the Power help Mama Kris deal with a couple bullies? Or will someone get themselves a golden ticket to the title?
The teams sort out and Diamante starts against Kris. They tie up, Diamante waistlocks but Kris wrenches and throws Diamante! Kris storms after Mercedes but Diamante attacks from behind! Diamante throws forearms, Kris gives them back! Kris ROCKS and ROUNDHOUSES, then runs, but Diamante follows. Diamante tilt-o-whirls to RANA Kris to a corner! Diamante runs in, Kris pops her up to carry her! But Diamante arm-drags free! Kris stagger sup, Diamante leaps at her but Kris catches her! Tag to Willow and fans fire up for the SLAM and SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Willow drags Diamante up and whips her to a corner.
Willow back splashes, clotheslines and snapmares to then BOOT Diamante! Fans rally, Willow drags Diamante up and whips, then runs. Mercedes saves Diamante from the Pounce! Basement dropkick! Tag to Mercedes, she and Diamante coordinate, fireman’s carry to a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER, then Diamante PLANKING SPLASHES! Cover, ONE!! Willow has power to spare but Mercedes is after her with haymakers! Willow hits back, even hits Diamante, and fires off! Fans fire up but Mercedes drop toeholds! Mercedes ties Willow up in Paradise! Tag to Diamante and the Lethal Latinas pose together!
Mercedes & Diamante each run, and they DOUBLE DROPKICK Willow out of Paradise! Fans boo as Diamante covers, TWO! Diamante keeps on Willow with a chinlock, Collision goes picture in picture.
Diamante CLUBS away on Willow, going harder and harder, then covers. TWO, but Diamante keeps Willow down with a chinlock. Willow endures, reaches out, fights up, and she throws hands! Willow scoops, Diamante slips out to throw Willow by her hair! The ref reprimands but Diamante drags Willow up to bump off Mercedes’ boot. Tag to Mercedes and she stomps a mudhole into Willow! The ref counts, Mercedes lets off, but Diamante CHOKE Willow in the corner! Kris protests, but Diamante lets go and Mercedes stomps Willow. Tag to Diamante, Mercedes snapmares Willow and Diamante KICKS Willow in the back! Diamante covers, TWO!
Diamante keeps Willow down with a straitjacket stretch! Willow endures, and Collision goes to break.
Collision returns and Diamante tags Mercedes. They double whip Willow to ropes, but she cartwheels through the clothesline! She fires off forearms, then SPINEBUSTERS Mercedes! Then she URENAGES Diamante onto Mercedes! Fans fire up, Willow crawls, hot tag to Kris! Kris rallies on Diamante and Mercedes, then fires off forearms! Kris whips Mercedes but she reverses, only for Kris to CLOBBER her! And DROPKICK! Diamante runs in, into a DROPKICK! Kris kips up and fans fire up! Kris drags Diamante up, wants Mercedes to get up, then she sends Diamante into her! Leg sweep makes Diamante COMPLETE SHOT Mercedes!
Willow joins in, they each SENTON! Then Kris drags Mercedes up, fireman’s carries, and she tags in Willow! Willow goes up but Mercedes fights off to shove Kris into Willow! Willow falls to the floor! Mercedes then hits a CODE BREAKER and Diamante adds a wheelbarrow STUNNER! Kris flops out of the ring, and Diamante coordinates with Mercedes. Diamante goes up, Mercedes carries her Crucifix style, to TOSS her out onto Kris & Willow! Fans fire up and Diamante pushes Willow in! Mercedes scoops to EXPLODER! Willow stands up to POUNCE!! PERIOD!! The straps come down, fans fire up with Willow, but Diamante UPPERCUTS!
Diamante hits SLICED BREAD! But Kris kicks low and suplexes Diamante, FISHERMAN DRIVER! But Mercedes CLOBBERS Kris!! Willow hauls Mercedes up to fireman’s carry! But Diamante gets in so Willow swipes at her! Mercedes sunset flips but Willow sits! Cover, TWO! Mercedes has it, Diamante sneaks some help! Diamante & Mercedes win!!
Winners: Mercedes Martinez & Diamante, by pinfall
Las Lethal Latinas just snatched one from #SaturdayNightingale! But it wasn’t a pin on the champ, and the champ promises to hurt them for that one! Who will be first for Mama to put on timeout?
Backstage interview with Toni Storm.
Lexi is with the Lightning From Down Under and brings up she has her spot in the All In Women’s Championship Fatal 4. But we did see her a little… out of sorts. Uh, listen toots, Toni has no idea who you are or what you do around here, but she demands your respect! Yes, she has been out of sorts! Depressed, actually, since losing the title. It’s been horrible! But today, she feels a bit better. Because not only does she have the rematch at All In, but her girl, Saraya, will be joining her. That means no funny business, and that Toni will get a fair fight.
These other girls, whether it’s Bunny or Britt in the match, they’re up to no good, not to be trusted! They’re backstabbing, toxic little girls, and Toni will not stand for it. Lexi brings up Hikaru Shida is also in the match, and she’s the one who beat Toni. Sorry, but are you enjoying this? Are you having fun saying that while Toni is in this vulnerable state? Why would you say that!? Just doing her job. Oh, okay, well security will be getting you out of here. This interview is over! SHUT UP! Toni storms off, will she get the belt back in London?
Samoa Joe VS Andrew Everett!
The ROH World Television Champion knows he will be facing Shane Taylor at some point, and he’s still waiting on an answer from “The Real World Champion,” CM Punk. Will Joe bide his time by taking down “The Modern Day Giant” who is really just 5’9″?
The bell rings and fans sing “Joe is gonna kill~ you!” Andrew and Joe circle, they tie up, and Joe ROCKS Andrew! And JABS, JABS, JABS, repeat in the corner! The ref counts, Joe lets off at 4 and Andrew is dazed! Fans fire up, Joe storms back up and he whips Andrew corner to corner. Joe runs in to ELBOW, and PELE! Andrew flops down, and fans fire up again! Joe storms up on Andrew, drags him up, and KNEES him low! Joe whips Andrew but Andre goes up and out and shoulders in! Andrew springboards, but Joe moves! But Andrew handsprings through! Only for Joe to LARIAT!! And COQUINA CLUTCH!! Andre TAPS, Joe wins!
Winner: Samoa Joe, by pinfall
And that’s Andrew’s time, thanks for coming. Joe gets his belt and the mic to say, “Greensboro, my name is Samoa Joe. I stand here as your now and forever King of Television. And your king came here tonight looking for the answer of a champion. But as I stand in this ring right now, I am met with the deafening silence of a COWARD.” As far as Joe’s concerned, the “real” world champion is a real BI*CH right now! Joe wants a fight in London, and dammit, Punk will give him what he wants! What aggravates Joe the worst is that he gave Punk the courtesy of asking, and the mercy of letting him know what would happen.
But since punk doesn’t seem very talkative tonight, Joe will say this: Joe began coming out here asking for what he wants. But now, Punker, Joe is going to “convince” you. What does this warning mean as All In draws ever closer?
Christian Cage & Luchasaurus head to the ring.
Captain Charisma said his piece, and now he and his Right Hand of Destruction walk down the ramp and into the ring. Christian has the TNT Championship on his shoulder though it belongs to Luchasaurus, and then Christian gets the mic. “I have to say, that this is without a doubt the biggest family reunion I’ve ever been a part of. Now, I don’t pretend to know much about North Carolina, I don’t want to know much about North Carolina, but I do know that you’re all pretty much related so… If you could put your hot dogs and French fries down and stop slobbering all over each other so I can have your attention for just a few minutes.”
Fans boo but Christian says that he also knows there are a lot of second-bests to come out of North Carolina. For example, we all know Michael Jordan isn’t the greatest basketball player of all time, it’s LeBron. And as far as wrestling goes, everyone knows that Christian is far superior to Ric Flair or any other wrestler from Carolina! Fans “WOO~!” but Christian says that as TNT Champion, he- they don’t expect respect, they demand it! Whether it is from each and everyone one of the fans wishing they were him, or all the wrestlers in the back wishing they were him. But lately, Christian has felt disrespected by Darby Allin.
Now Darby, Christian already told you this once, as long as this TNT Championship is in Christian’s possession, Darby will never touch it again. Do you understand?! Now Darby has gone on record saying how important this title is to him, but Christian doesn’t care about that. And he knows Darby paints half his face because he’s half dead inside. Darby, while you were too busy doing kickflips and ollies on a skateboard, Christian was building a legacy! Do you understand? If you keep pursuing Christian’s title, Christian will give you that other 50% and get you all the way there! Fans boo but Christian says if Darby wants to be a hero so bad, come after the title and Christian will write him a tragedy!
“That’s about enough.” Arn Anderson!? And his son, Brock! Fans cheer as The Enforcer knows he and Brock aren’t Darby but Carolina knows the Andersons well. And since this is Greensboro, take a bow! This is hallowed ground in pro-wrestling. Matter o’ fact, this is HORSEMEN COUNTRY! Arn says before getting too much further, he wants to point out something to the sea monster on Christian’s left. Breaking news, you’re the champion, not Christian! Christian tells Arn that it’s funny. Arn’s had many moments in this arena, but don’t forget. The most relevant he’s been in years is when Christian left Arn in a pool of his own blood a few months ago!
What happened today? Arn just woke up, got in the fountain of youth? Maybe he should’ve taken a few more laps. He thinks he can just step to Christian, the TNT Champion? Listen, Christian said no more open challenges, but if he wants to get in here, Christian could make an exception. Arn says tell you what, if this was 20 years ago, he’d do just that, get in there with Christian’s narrow ass, spinebuster him and walk away with the title! But you didn’t think this was over, huh? Brock gets in there, and we have a match!!
AEW TNT Championship: Luchasaurus w/ Christian Cage VS Brock Anderson w/ Arn Anderson!
The bell rings, Brock dodges to throw hands, but then Luchasaurus grabs him with both hands to TOSS him to a corner! Luchasaurus runs in but Brock dodges to fire off haymakers! Luchasaurus grows, things speed up, and Brock KICKS Luchasaurus! Luchasaurus just BOOTS Brock! Luchasaurus TOSSES Brock to a corner, fires off hands, then whips corner to corner! Luchasaurus then SUPERKICKS Brock down! Fans fire up and Luchasaurus snarls as he stalks up on Brock. Luchasaurus CLUBS Brock against ropes and Brock falls to the floor! Arn coaches his son but Luchasaurus soaks up the heat.
Christian creeps over, but Arn storms after Christian! Luchasaurus hauls Brock up, wrenches and hits a BIG back suplex! Luchasaurus looms over Brock as Collision goes picture in picture.
Luchasaurus stalks Brock, then stomps him in the corner! Luchasaurus digs his boot in, then stands on Brock! The ref counts, Luchasaurus lets off, and Brock staggers up. Brock throws body shots, but Luchasaurus CLAWS the eyes! The ref counts, Luchasaurus throws Brock down by his head! Brock staggers back up and Luchasaurus scoops him for a SLAM! Luchasaurus sits Brock up to KICK him in the back! And then KICK him in the front! Luchasaurus stomps Brock around, then clamps on a claw into the shoulder. Brock fights up, Luchasaurus brings him back down with a fishhook! Luchasaurus CLUBS away on Brock, then clamps the claw on again!
Brock endures, Arn coaches him up, and Brock fights to his feet. Luchasaurus wrangles Brock down again with a neck wrench! Brock endures as Luchasaurus tries to twist his head off, and then Luchasaurus CLUBS him in the chest! Luchasaurus stomps Brock, but fans rally up. Luchasaurus suplexes for a FALCON ARROW! Then a scoop and SLAM! Luchasaurus wrenches Brock’s neck again but Brock still endures. Christian wants Luchasaurus to finish this already, but Brock fights up to his feet! Brock throws body shots, but Luchasaurus CLUBS him! Collision returns to single picture as Luchasaurus TOSSES Brock away again!
Brock goes to a corner, Luchasaurus runs in, but Brock ELBOWS him! Brock fires haymakers! Fans fire up, Brock runs, and he ROCKS Luchasaurus! Brock keeps moving to ROCK Luchasaurus again! But then Luchasaurus catches him, CHOKE SLAM! Christian says to end this, and Luchasaurus drags Brock back up. BLINDSIDE LARIAT!! Cover, Luchasaurus wins!
Winner: Luchasaurus, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)
But DARBY is here?! And he swings on Christian! Christian runs away, Luchasaurus tosses Darby to a corner, but Darby JAMS him with the skateboard! And then he goes up, to SKATEBOARD STOMP!! Fans fire up as Luchasaurus retreats! Fans are thunderous for Darby! Darby then gets a mic to say, “Luchasaurus, you’re a dinosaur, right? You’re a dinosaur. You’ve been around for 65 billion years! But in that whole time, have you ever had a skateboard up your ass?” And Christian, Darby is getting real sick of you talking. Don’t you wanna be a fighting champion? Next week, Darby VS Christian on Collision! What’s he say to that!?
Christian says fine, you’re on! Good, because when Darby is done strangling Christian with his own turtleneck, he’ll go All Out against Luchasaurus to put some respect back on the title when he becomes the new Face of TNT! If Darby makes it through the Coffin Tag Team match at All In, will he get to go to Chicago and take that title back?
Tony Schiavone is back in the ring.
And he welcomes in one of the biggest and most powerful men in AEW, it is “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs! Hobbs heads to the ring, wearing the new gold links QT Marshall got him, and holding onto the Book of Hobbs. Schiavone says a week ago, QT interrupted offering gifts and words of wisdom. But Hobbs walked out on them! Well, the gift looks good on him, right? Yes, it does. “So last week, an opportunity presented itself. Chicago, the United Center, All Out. The very place where Collision began.” Now we all know these last several months, Hobbs has not found any peace. There is always someone or something distracting him.
So what’d Hobbs do? He took his ass back to the Bay, found the one thing that means something to Hobbs, and that one thing that brought him out of darkness and allows him to inflict violence, violence and violence: The Book of Hobbs! Hobbs doesn’t want anyone’s help, and damn sure doesn’t need it. In his book, the next chapter is entitled, “Redemption.” Fans like the sound of that. So how is Hobbs supposed to redeem himself after losing the TNT Championship? After losing in the Owen Hart Cup? Here’s how he does that: In order to get past the chapter of redemption, he must call out the REDEEMER! Miro, bring yo ass out!
Schiavone moves aside, and Miro appears! Fans cheer as Miro stomps on the stage and has his pyro. Miro then storms down the ramp, eyes locked on Hobbs. But QTV attacks! Aaron Solo & Nick Comoroto jump Miro, then RAM him into steel steps! Solo says that’s right! They got you now! Hobbs seems just as surprised as we are as QT’s boys put Miro in the ring for him. But then Miro TOSSES Solo! And LCOBBERS Comoroto! But then Hobbs SPINEBUSTERS Miro! Hobbs licks his chops and looks over his Book of Hobbs. It seems Hobbs doesn’t mind how this story is written, so long as he is the one winning in the end. But will Miro take the pen from Hobbs’ hand and write his own ending?
Jim Ross joins commentary!
Good ol’ JR is here for the main event, because he is not gonna miss this slobber knocker of a title match!
AEW World Trios Championships: The House of Black VS CMFTR!
Malakai Black, Brody King & Buddy Matthews are ready for any trio to challenge them, but did they ever expect it to be this trio? Champions challenge champions in the House the Horsemen Built, but will Punk, Dax & Cash be able to tear down the House of Black? Or will the House still always win?
Collision returns as FTR make their entrance, followed by CM Punk. The introductions are made, the trios titles are raised, and we see whose house is built with gold!
The trios sort out and fans are torn, some booing and some chanting for “CM PUNK! CM PUNK!” Cash and Buddy start, and the two circle. They feel it out, but then Cash tags in Punk! Fans get what they (don’t) want and Punk is loving it all the same. Punk and Buddy stare down, circle, and then feel things out. They tie up, go around, and Buddy powers Punk to a corner. The ref counts, Buddy lets off slowly, and Punk headlocks. Fans duel, Buddy powers up but Punk holds on. Buddy can’t grab hair, so he powers up to power out, and the two RAM shoulders! Fans fire up as the two stare down again.
Punk runs, RAMS Buddy, but Buddy stays put. Buddy wags his finger, so Punk tries again. They RAM shoulders, but Punk wrenches an arm. Tag to Cash but Buddy gets away. Fans rally up and Cash circles with Buddy as fans rally for FTR. The two tie up, Buddy hits a takeover but Cash headscissors. Buddy kips free, Cash headlocks for the takeover only for Buddy to headscissor. Cash kips free and the two stand off, and fans cheer! Cash does jumping jacks to show off he has the cardio for this. They tie up, Buddy waistlocks but Cash wrenches out to a headlock. Buddy powers out, then pops Cash up but Cash slips free!
Cash waistlocks, Buddy switches but Cash switches back. Buddy goes to ropes, bucks Cash away, then runs up. Things speed up. Cash hurdles and arm-drags! Fans fire up, Cash drop toeholds and then wrenches an arm! Tag to Dax and fans fire up as FTR kicks the arm! Dax CHOPS, Cash CHOPS, and Dax CHOPS again! Dax snap suplexes, then drops a leg! Cover, ONE!! Dax drags Buddy by his hair, whips him to ropes, but Brody stops Buddy. The ref reprimands, but fans hoot it up as Brody tags in. Fans fire up as Brody stares down Dax and Dax doesn’t flinch. They tie up, Brody CHOPS! Dax goes for a leg!
Brody CLUBS Dax, CHOPS him again, and then eggs Dax on. Dax CHOPS, but Brody just grins. Brody CHOPS and Dax falls to a corner! Brody stands Dax up to forearm and CHOP on repeat! The ref counts, Brody CHOPS one more time and Dax staggers. Brody whips, Dax ducks ‘n’ dodges then slides under to dropkick the legs! Dax CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS, then fires off forearm after forearm! Brody shoves Dax but Dax basement dropkicks! Dax CHOPS Brody, tags Cash, and then tag to Punk. CMFTR work together, double wrench, double CHOP, Punk goes up top. Buddy runs in, but Punk FLYING LARIATS him down!
Fans fire up as FTR whip Brody to ropes, and Punk CALF KICKS! FTR fire off hands on Brody but he’s still up! FTR DOUBLE DROPKICK and Brody stumbles out! Malakai hurries over to calm Brody down, and fans rally up. Brody hoots and barks and steps back in, to tag Malakai! Fans fire up as the Dark Father finally meets the Second City Saint! Punk and Malakai circle, fans are thunderous, and even Punk has to smirk. The two approach, tie up, and Punk wrenches. Malakai rolls, trips Punk, but Punk kicks him away. Punk blocks the Penalty Kick and stands, but Malakai voids the elbow to arm-drag!
Punk headscissors, Malaki kips free, both men block kicks but Punk ROCKS Malakai in the back! Punk puts Malakai in a corner, blocks a boot, but not the KNEE! Fans fire up and Malakai BOOTS FTR for good measure! Malakai then runs in, but into a fireman’s carry! Malakai fights free, but Punk avoids the End by sitting down cross-legged! Fans fire up as Malakai stares daggers at Punk. Malakai then sits down cross-legged with Punk! Punk smirks again, fans lose their minds, but the House and FTR step in! All six men stare down, but the ref wants this to go back to 1v1. NOPE, the brawl is on!
Buddy has Cash in one corner, Brody has Dax in the other, Punk and Malakai spill out to the floor! Fans are loving it as Collision goes picture in picture!
Brody scrapes Dax out of the ring, Malakai KICKS away on Punk against the apron, and Buddy dumps Cash out! Brody knees Dax low, Buddy sends Cash into railing, and Malakai brings Punk around the way. Punk sends Malakai into railing! But then Buddy goes after Punk! Brody whips but Dax reverses and Brody hits railing! Dame goes for Punk and Buddy! CMFTR has control and they send Buddy into Brody! Punk ROCKS Malakai, but Malakai ELBOWS back! Malakai fires forearms and body shots but Punk gives those back! The ref reprimands, Punk and Malakai get in the ring and Punk TACKLES Malakai!
Punk grounds ‘n’ pounds then covers, ONE! Punk keeps on Malakai while the others still brawl outside! Cash knees Buddy, Dax CHOPS him! Brody goes after FTR by they fight him off! Punk whips Malakai hard into a corner! Punk calls to FTR, he drags Malakai up and tags Cash as Collision goes to break.
Collision returns and Buddy has Dax on the apron. Dax fights back with a CHOP, then another CHOP! Buddy and Dax start throwing forearms! Dax ROCKS Buddy, Malakai storms up but Dax gives him some! Dax slingshots in, but Buddy catches him for a DRAPING DDT! Tag to Brody and he drags Dax around to CHOP! Dax falls into the corner, and Brody digs his boots in! The ref counts, Brody lets off and he YANKS Dax from the corner just to drop him! Then CHOP him! Brody drags Dax up, tag to Malakai. They mug Dax, Malakai whips Dax and ELBOWS him down! Cover, ONE, but Malakai clamps on with a chinlock.
Dax endures, fans rally up, and Dax fights up. Malakai knees low, KICKS him down, and then drops a leg on Dax! Tag to Brody and they mug Dax more. Brody whips and ELBOWS Dax, then hurries to haul him up just to CHOP him again! Dax shoves Brody but Brody ROCKS him! Tag to Malakai, Brody traps Dax for Malakai to BOOT! Malakai brings Dax around, snapmares and runs to PENALTY KICK! Cover, TWO! Malakai chinlocks to grind Dax down, Dax fights up, and Dax arm-drags free! Dax swings hands but Malakai bobs ‘n’ weaves. Dax ducks the roundhouse and feints haymaker to DDT Malakai down!
Fans fire up while both men are on the mat! Both men crawl, hot tag to Buddy and he runs in, only for Dax to back drop! Hot tag to Punk! Punk rallies on Buddy with big shoulders, then spins him for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Punk whips, and he CALF KICKS Buddy down! Buddy goes toa corner, Punk runs in, SHINING WIZARD! Punk almost sends himself out of the ring! Punk headlocks but Buddy powers out of the Bulldog! Punk fireman’s carries, Malakai drags Buddy down, but Punk ROUNDHOUSES Malakai! Biddy rolls punk up, TWO! Punk ROUNDHOUSES Buddy!
Buddy wobbles, Punk fireman’s carries, but Buddy slips off! Punk ripcords to RAINMAKER?! Punk goes up the corner, but Julia distracts the ref! Perhaps too soon as Punk still adjusts, but Malakai trips him up! The House hoots it up as Punk falls to the mat! Buddy crawls, hot tag to Brody! Brody storms around, he runs in at Punk, CANNONBALL! Brody mocks Punk’s X arm pose, Punk flops out of the ring, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Brody fetches Punk, and brings him around to RAM him into railing! Punk goes down in a heap but Brody drags him back up. Brody CHOPS Punk against railing! Dax has a chair?! The ref stops that, and Brody CHOPS Punk again! And again! Punk flops over the railing! Brody goes out after Punk, TOSSES him back to ringside, and then drags Punk up to ROCK him with a forearm! Brody has Punk against the apron to CHOP again! Brody then pushes Punk into the ring, stalks him, and covers, ONE!! Punk is hanging tough but Buddy tags in. Brody stands on Punk’s back, then lets off so Buddy can stand Punk up.
Buddy CHOPS Punk down, but Punk flounders around. Tag to Malakai, he stands Punk up and Malakai KICKS him in the chest! And again! Punk flops over, FTR pushes Buddy away but the ref reprimands. Malakai drops a knee on Punk’s back! And then on his head! Cover, TWO! Collision returns to single picture, FTR and the fans rally up, but Malakai stomps Punk right down! Malakai BOOTS Punk to the corner, then he tags in Brody. Malakai drags Punk up so he and Brody can mug him. Punk CHOPS, but Brody CHOPS! Punk falls over, but Brody hauls him back up. Brody suplexes Punk down hard, then tags in Buddy. Cover, TWO!
Buddy sits Punk up to KNEE him in the back, and he wraps on a chinlock! Punk endures, fans rally up, and Punk fights up. Punk throws body shots on Buddy, fires forearm son the others, but Buddy ROCKS Punk! Punk BOOTS Buddy from the corner, but Buddy SHINING WIZARDS! Fans fire up as Buddy mocks the night-night hands! Buddy then storms up on Punk, but Punk fireman’s carries! GO TO SLEEP!! Both Punk can’t make the cover before Buddy flops out of the ring! Malakai hurries to fetch Buddy and Punk crawls! Hot tags to Brody and Cash! Fans fire up as Cash LEAPS at Brody! And then LEAPS again!
Cash fires off shots, Brody shoves him but Cash dropkicks a leg out! Malakai runs in but into an UPPERCUT! Cash dodges Brody once, twice, and DROPKICKS! Brody stays up, Cash DROPKICKS again but Brody goes to a corner. Malakai runs in, Cash dodges him, and then he catches Malakai’s jump into a POWERSLAM! Fans fire up with Cash and he goes to Brody! Cash rains down fists and fans count all the way to THIRTEEN! Dax even gave Malakai some in the background! FTR DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE Malakai up and out! Brody runs in, FTR dodges, and they DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE Brody up and out!
Fans are thunderous, Buddy runs in but Cash TOSSES him out onto Brody! Cash builds speed to DIVE, and he takes out the whole House! Fans are thunderous again and FTR gets Brody in! Cash goes up, to FLYING BULLDOG Brody! Cover, TWO!! Brody survives the Steiner shoutout but fans stay fired up! “This is Awesome!” as FTR regroups. Tag to Dax, and they drag Brody up. Brody blocks the double suplex! Brody double DDTS them back! Dax and Brody are down, fans count along with the standing count. Brody drags himself out to the apron and stands at 5. Brody goes up the corner?! But Dax ROCKS him first!
Dax fires off hands, and CHOPS, and CHOPS, and CHOPS! Dax climbs up, he stands Brody up but Brody fights with body shots! They brawl up top, Brody HEADBUTTS Dax down! Brody adjusts, fans fire up, but Dax gets up again to trip Brody! King falls on his throne, tag to Cash! Cash gets up there with Dax, then Punk tags in to go to a corner! DOUBLE SUPERPLEX for the Power, MACHO ELBOW for the Glory!! Cover, TWO!!! Brody survives and CMFTR is shocked! Fans are electric as Punk tags Dax back in. They drag Brody up, Cash joins in, but Brody is too much for the Shatter Machine! Brody CLUBS Punk, CLUBS Dax and DECKS Cash!
Brody runs, into the SHATTER MACHINE!!! It still hits, but Buddy is up top! METEORA onto Cash! Dax snap BRAINBUSTERS Buddy! Malakai JUMP KNEES Dax! Punk ROUNDHOUSES Malakai! Fans are thunderous again as all six men are down at ringside! Julia coaches Brody up, Malakai bails out and Punk DIVES Onto him! Dax hits a DIVING HEADBUTT!! Cover, TWO!??! AND WAIT! SAMOA JOE HAS PUNK IN THE COQUINA CLUTCH!!! This is the “convincing” he talked about?!?! Punk is OUT, he can’t answer if he wanted to! Julia distracts the ref and Dax, and Brody stands to LARIAT!! Cover, The House wins!!
Winners: The House of Black, by pinfall (still AEW World Trios Championships)
The King of Wrestling Television punks out Punk, and that helps Malakai and his dark forces hold onto these belts! Joe wants his rematch with Punk, will this convince Punk to go All In? And as for the House of Black, will any trio ever take those titles from them? Or will the House ALWAYS win?
My Thoughts:
A great Collision here, and we didn’t just get All In build, we got some All Out build! Good promo from Christian with Arn Anderson that gave us a rather sudden TNT Championship match between Luchasaurus and Brock. Luchasaurus of course won, and Darby got to go after him and Christian this time. Good promo from Darby, and Darby’s schedule is gonna be pretty wild the next few weeks. Darby & Nick Wayne VS Gates of Agony on Dynamite, Darby VS Christian on Collision, Darby & Sting VS Swerve & AR Fox in a Tag Team Coffin match at All In, and then Darby VS Luchasaurus All Out, Darby better get that TNT Championship cuz this is all proof he is the workhorse for AEW.
Good show opener promo from Acclaimed, Caster giving us a small rap, and then he throws out another great rap at the Iron Savages. Iron Savages looked great again, though they lost. Acclaimed calling to Billy Gunn, I feel like that’s going to make Billy come back somehow. I don’t know if it’ll be to have truly one last match, or because he’ll tell The Acclaimed to leave it alone, but we’ll get a real finish to this story to finish out the year. Really good promo from Hobbs calling out Miro, but I had a feeling QTV would still get involved despite what Hobbs said. Though, I feel like things weren’t arranged right in this story since Aaron Solo randomly attacked Miro before this. But hey, Hobbs VS Miro at All Out, what’s not to like about that?
Really good tag match from the women’s division tonight, great teamwork on both sides given all those times we saw teams like this thrown together on Elevation and Dark. Guess those programs weren’t for nothing after all. Great Heel win for Diamante and Mercedes, Mercedes could easily go for a title rematch or Diamante gets her first shot at Kris. Great promo from Bullet Club Gold, but ain’t no way the Ass Boys beat the Bucks. The Bucks are going to use them as a quick little momentum builder going into All In, and then maybe, win or lose against FTR, Elite VS BCG is the next story going into like the Fall stretch.
Great promo from Toni Storm as she takes on this persona of like, an overly dramatic Hollywood starlet from the 20s or something. Then an absolutely AWESOME promo from Ricky Starks. He may be Heel by behavior but he is becoming this anti-hero character to the fans because he’s also fighting from a position of being frustrated and overlooked. If Starks is going to use a manager’s license to get around the suspension, he needs someone to manage, no idea who that’ll be. But it’s only for 30 days, so hopefully it is someone good that can then watch Starks’ back, as all good Heel groups do for each other.
Samoa Joe of course won his match tonight, but the important part was his promo. Punk obviously didn’t listen to that ultimatum, and what a great move for Joe to attack Punk to help end that Trios Championship match. An awesome match, of course, but I wish it was an Open House Rules match just so CMFTR could give us some stipulation that is meant to help them. Cuz then, Joe could’ve just attacked Punk openly and no one can complain. But in the end, House of Black retain, we’re definitely getting Punk VS Joe for the “Real” World Championship, but maybe now at All Out since that’ll be in Punk’s home town.
My Score: 8.8/10
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Will the Scumbag go Double or Nothing?
Darby Allin told MJF to choose: A Title VS Hair match, or no title match EVER! Will MJF be vain or greedy as we head for Double or Nothing?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- 10 Man Tag: Orange Cassidy, Adam Copeland, Christian Cage & The Young Bucks VS Tommaso Ciampa, David Finlay, Clark Connors & FTR w/ Stokely Hathaway; Cassidy, Cope, Christian & The Bucks win.
- “Speedball” Mike Bailey w/ Kevin Knight VS Westbrook; Bailey wins.
- AEW TNT Championship Open Challenge: Kevin Knight VS Brian Cage; Knight wins and retains the title.
- Will Ospreay VS Ace Austin; Ospreay wins.
- Six Woman Tag: Hikaru Shida & The Brawling Birds VS The Triangle of Madness; Shida & The Birds win, by disqualification.
- AEW World Championship: Darby Allin VS Konosuke Takeshita; Darby wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
MJF arrives backstage.
Renee Paquette is there to bring up tonight’s main event is Darby Allin VS Konosuke Takeshita for the AEW World Championship. If Darby Allin wins, MJF will then have to sign a contract for Title VS Hair at Double or Nothing. Darby has made it clear that if MJF doesn’t sign said contract, Darby will never allow MJF to face him for the title again. We all know how important the title is for MJF, but is MJF willing to put his hair on the line for it? MJF just chuckles and moves on, but he notices the very bald Rick Knox, Bryce Remsburg, and the head of security, David Aponte. And then various bald members of the production staff…
And then even Christopher Daniels & Sonjay Dutt are there! Daniels and Sonjay chuckle before moving on, and then MJF sees John Silver flexing. Brandon Cutler, some arena staff, and even Tommaso Ciampa, all bald. Then last but certainly not least, Ricochet! He tells MJF that don’t worry, he’ll look great. Just not as good as Ricochet. AHA~! MJF storms off, will he have no choice but to choose between gold belt and chrome dome?
10 Man Tag: Orange Cassidy, Adam Copeland, Christian Cage & The Young Bucks VS Tommaso Ciampa, David Finlay, Clark Connors & FTR w/ Stokely Hathaway!
While we know the AEW World Tag Team Championship match will be a conglomeration of I Quit Match and New York Street Fight, THE Conglomeration will be waiting on the other side for their own tag title match. And let’s not forget that Matt & Nick Jackson want their own shot at those titles again. With that, can Freshly Squeezed work together with C&C and The Bucks? Or will the Psycho Killer, the Dogs, and the Top Guys all stand tall on the road to Double or Nothing?
The teams sort out and the teams just brawl it out! The fans cheer as The Bucks have The Dogs, Cope is after Ciampa, Christian is after Cash, and Dax brawls with Cassidy! Dax bumps Cassidy off buckles but Cassidy ducks the haymaker to waistlock. The Bucks, Cope & Christian clear everyone else out, then take the brawl outside! Dax ROCKS Cassidy to send him out, and the fans fire up as Matt fires hands on 100 Proof right by commentary! Ciampa whips Cope but Cope reverses, sending Ciampa into barriers! Cash sends Christian into railing, then CLOBBERS Cassidy! Nick fires hands on Finlay, Cassidy sends Cash into railing!
Cassidy and Dax meet in the ring, Dax ROCKS and CHOPS Cassidy, but Nick sends Finlay into railing! Dax DECKS Cassidy, throws hands on Cope, but Cope fires back! The fans fire up but the ref reprimands! Cope DECKS Dax, and wait, Christian and Cash are brawling in the crowd! Same for Matt and Connors! Finlay CLAWS Nick’s face, Cassidy ROCKS Dax, and Cassidy whips. Dax reverses, Cassidy goes up and out to then SMACK Dax off buckles! Cassidy goes up, Ciampa BOOTS Nick, and Dax trips Cassidy. Dax CHOPS Cassidy, climbs up after him, and goes to the very top! The fans boo but Dax stands Cassidy up, SUPER DUPER PLEX!
Dax then rolls through to suplex again, but Cassidy STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRES! Cassidy runs, tilt-o-whirls, and DDTS! Cassidy kips up, the fans fire up, but Finlay sends Nick into steel steps! #BigStoke grabs Cassidy’s foot, Cash CLOBBERS Cassidy! The fans boo but Dax puts Cassidy in the corner to tag Ciampa. FTR and the Psycho Killer mug Cassidy! The fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Ciampa stands Cassidy up. Cassidy blocks the chop! And he blocks another chop! The fans cheer but Ciampa kicks low and CHOPS again! The fans boo but Ciampa soaks up that heat. Ciampa drags Cassidy by a leg, turns him over, but Cassidy fights around!
Cassidy kicks and kicks but Ciampa drags him back! Cassidy turns to BOOT Ciampa away! Dax tags in and he CLOBBERS Cassidy! The fans boo but Dax flips them off. Dax whips Cassidy, runs up, but Cassidy dodges! Dax POSTS himself! Both men are down, hot tags to Cash and Nick! Nick rallies on FTR with haymakers, BLASTS Ciampa, but Cash kicks low! FTR whips, DOUBLE HIP- NO, Nick lands out, MEETING OF TEH MINDS! Then DOUBLE WHEEL KICK! The fans fire up as Nick then DROPKICKS Dax out! The Dogs run up, but Nick knuckle locks and CHOPS Finlay! Then Nick jumps over Connors, SUPERKICKS, and he goes for the corner!
Nick goes up, up, and “LUCHA LIBRE~!” FLYING ARM-DRAG RANA COMBO! The fans are thunderous and Nick tags Matt. Nick whips Finlay, Finlay reverses, but Nick goes up and over. Matt SUPERKICKS Finlay! Nick SHINING WIZARDS Connors, adds a GAMANGIRI, then The Bucks DOUBLE BULLDOG with the high-five! The fans fire up again as Matt winds up. Matt WRECKS FTR with a dropkick, then holds the way open, Nick FLIES onto FTR & Ciampa! But Connors back suplexes! Matt lands out, and NORTHERN LIGHTS! Roll through, NORTHERN LIGHTS! The Polar Express is getting going, and Finlay joins the ride! DOUBLE NORTHERN LIGHTS!
The fans are electric and it’s not just the volt green! Time for a SUPERKICK PARTAY~! Wait, Stokely grabs a foot each! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Stoke can’t even trip The Bucks up. The Bucks drag Stoke in! Stoke pleads for mercy, but FTR runs up! The Bucks dodge, mule kick, then SUPERKICK for Dax! SUPERKICK for Cash! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS on The Dogs! Then FTR is sent into The Dogs before DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Ciampa runs up to waistlock but Nick switches. Ciampa BOOTS Matt away, ELBOWS Nick, but Matt dodges, PSYCHO KNEE into Cash! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for Ciampa!
The fans fire up again, and The Bucks see C&C. They point to Christian, and the fans cheer! Christian steps in, the ref reprimands but Cope argues with the ref. This distraction lets Christian LOW BLOW Cash! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for Cash! Christian covers, TWO! Cash survives, the fans boo, but Christian rains down fists while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Christian puts Cash in the corner to CHPO, CHOP, and then rain down fists! Christian goes past TEN, maybe to fifteen, then stops. Cash sputters, Stoke talks trash, but Christian grabs Stoke! Cash CLUBS Christian, Ciampa HOTSHOTS the bad arm, and Ciampa hurries to tag in. Ciampa drags Christian around, SLAMS the bad arm off the mat, then SLAMS the arm again! Ciampa POSTS Christian, and Christian falls to the apron. The ref keeps his eyes on the rest of the team so they stay back. Ciampa goes out, and he SWINGS the bad arm into the post! Christian scrambles away, clutching the arm, but Ciampa taunts Cope with a wave.
Ciampa tags Connors, Connors tags Finlay, and The Dogs stomp away on Christian. Finlay clamps onto the bad hand, bends the fingers, then JAMS them into the mat! The ref reprimands but Finlay anchors Christian while he tags in Dax. Dax CHOPS Christian, DECKS him, then taunts Cope and The Bucks. The Bucks rally the fans, Cope coaches Christian up, but Dax brings Christian around. Christian blocks a shot to hit back, but then Dax kicks low! Dynamite returns to single picture as Dax UPPERCUTS Christian back to the corner. Stoke is on commentary suddenly to say Christian tried to steal Stoke’s watch, aka the watch Stoke stole from Christian.
But Christian fires back on Dax and the whole corner! Then he and Dax DOUBLE LARIAT! The fans fire up while both men are down! Christian crawls, but we can see Cash and The Dogs sneaking over! They and Ciampa YANK down Cope, Cassidy and The Bucks! The fans boo but Dax drags Christian back to center. Dax kicks and scuffs Christian, then talks trash. But Christian slips around to chicken wing the arms! Dax shoves Christian away, but Christian turns around, NOGGIN KNOCKER! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Cope snarls as he rises up, hot tags to Cope and Connors!
The fans fire up as The Rated R Superstar rallies on everyone! LARIAT for Cash! ELBOW for Dax! Cope TOSSES Finlay out onto Ciampa and Cash! BOOT for Connors! The fans fire up again and Cope goes to a corner. Cope is feeling it, and he aims at Connors. But then Finlay grabs a leg! The fans boo, but Nick SUPERKICKS Finlay! Connors runs up, Nick RAMS him low! Then slingshot FACEBUSTER! And cartwheel ASAI MOONSAULT! COPE-O-SETIC for Connors, TWO! The fans rally as Cope keeps focus on Connors. Cope drags Connors up, whips him to the corner, then Nick runs up! Connors puts Nick out, then he puts Matt out!
But Christian is back, and he coordinates with The Bucks, LARIAT DOUBLE ENZIGIRI on Connors! Then Cassidy somersaults for a “powerful” back elbow! Finlay runs up, Cassidy kicks the legs out! Finlay hits buckles but Ciampa runs up! Christian sends him into Cash, then dragon sleepers Ciampa. Christian sees Dax run up, kicks him low, and gets him in the same hold, DOUBLE REVERSE DDTS! The fans fire up as FTR, Ciampa and Finlay are all in drop zones! “This is Awesome!” as Cassidy, Christian and The Bucks climb the corners. Connors runs up on Cope, but Cope snatches him into a facelock!
Cope acts as air traffic control as he coordinates everyone, QUADRUPLE MACHO ELBOWS before an IMPALER!! Cover, TWO!! Connors survives and the fans can’t believe it! Ciampa and Finlay get up, The Bucks BLAST them, then DIVE! Down they go at ramp side, then Christian and Cassidy bump into each other. The fans cheer “A E DUB! A E DUB!” for making this the opener! Cassidy puts his hands up, but Christian stops him. Christian shakes his head, but then Cassidy makes Christian put his hands in his pockets! The fans fire up as Christian just THROWS Cassidy out onto FTR! Christian then goes up, up, and SUPER CROSSBODIES The Dogs!
Cope calls out a shot, runs, but into a SHATTER MACHINE!! FTR snatches Cope outta nowhere, Connors makes the cover, but Cassidy breaks it! The fans fire up as now FTR has Cassidy surrounded. But Cassidy “unleashes” his kicks! The fans go nuts with every shot, but FTR shoves Cassidy! SHATTER- DOUBLE SUPERKICKS on Cash! Cassidy fights free of Dax, but Dax blocks Nick’s Superkick! Dax sends it into Matt! Nick SUPERKICKS through after all! Finlay clinches, IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER on Nick! Matt feints the kick to DDT! But then Ciampa KNEES Matt down! Christian chicken wings Ciampa, turns him around, KILLSWITCH!
Connors JEEP FLIPS Christian! Connors then stalks Cope while the fans boo. Connors lines up a shot, Cope rises to his feet, Connors runs in! But Cope jumps over Connors’ spear, sending it into Dax! The fans fire up, Stoke freaks out, and The Bucks join Cope in the ring. They TRIPLE SUPERKICK Connors! Cassidy is in, ORANGE PUNCH! SPEAR from Cope!! Cover, C&C Conglomeration Bucks win!
Winners: Orange Cassidy, Adam Copeland, Christian Cage & The Young Bucks, by pinfall
Another star-studded 10 Man Tag, and it was a huge win for all the hungry contenders. Christian doesn’t wanna celebrate, but he does signal that he and Cope will be champions. Will putting their tag team legacy on the line be enough to take the gold? Or will Double or Nothing be the last night that team reeks of awesomeness?
Will Ospreay continues to train with The Death Riders.
They’re outside this time, Claudio Castagnoli playing some wall ball with Marina Shafir and Pac. Daniel Garcia says, “Tonight is the night that we’ve all been waiting for: The Aerial Assassin, Will Ospreay, is cleared and back on Dynamite. And rumor has it, the kid’s been working real hard and he’s got some new tricks up his sleeves. So Young Boy Billy, tonight you gotta show me something, c’mon.” Garcia gets a quick turn in on wall ball while cameras move over. Ospreay is maintaining a neck bridge while Jon Moxley uses Wheeler Yuta as a living dummy to show just how to push and pull and bend and twist on the various chinlocks and headlocks.
Use the right arm to push against the head, then snake in the left arm for the sleeper. Pry and shoot. Moxley asks how Ospreay feels. Ospreay lets off the bridge and says honestly, the best he’s felt in forever. Moxley asks if Ospreay remembers the night he won the Best of the Super Juniors. Yeah, 2019. AKA a lifetime ago. Ospreay was carefree, flew like a bird, for no other reason than that’s just what birds do. So simple back then, chasing that feeling, like no other feeling in the world. Can’t really grab it in your hands for more than a few seconds. The joy of doing it. Then everybody comes in and tries to make it so overcomplicated.
Years pass, life happens, a family starts, responsibilities show up, bad things happen, bad choices catch up to you, and it’s all weight on your shoulders. You feel like you can’t fly. But Moxley will tell you something: Nothing is different. Nothing has changed. All those things are still gonna be there, but you can still fly. You’re just more dangerous now. You’re a bird of prey. So tonight, when you got out there, don’t go out there to protect anything. Not your neck, your image, your reputation, or what you’ve built in your career. Go out there to give something. Moxley checks on Yuta and says dammit, if you’re gonna snap a headlock, snap the headlock!
Moxley storms off to instruct his pupil, but will Ospreay use everything he has been taught to great effect? Or will he have to fold against Ace Austin?
Chris Jericho speaks.
“You wanna face Jericho in a match of my own design, Ricochet? A spectacle so innovative, so imaginative, it cannot be contained, it can only be witnessed. Well, be careful what you demand, because you’ve made a few enemies yourself, Ricochet. And now a match designed specifically to settle scores without any, and I mean AAANY~, limitations has gotten even bigger.” Chris Jericho & The Hurt Syndicate were just looking for two more, but “Jungle” Jack Perry said he can bring four: himself, The Young Bucks, and KENNY OMEGA! Jericho tells Ricochet that this is no longer what he designed, but it is a devil’s dance of destruction! Ricochet’s destruction!
Ricochet got what he wanted, now can he handle it? Bald. The first-ever SEVEN VS SEVEN Stadium Stampede, who will even survive?
Ricochet & The Demand respond.
They stand with Mark Davis of the Don Callis Family and Ricochet says we all know Jericho does a lot of talking out of his ass while The Demand gets things done. Just like Davis did when he defeated Jack for the AEW National Championship at Fairway to Hell. Hold it with pride, Davis, Ricochet knows you’ll do it well. Davis says he’s got this. Ricochet says Davis has joined the dream team, but he’s not the only one. Because compliments to Ricochet’s golfing buddy, Don Callis, look who else he’s sending: Andrade El Idolo! Gracias, amigo. But it doesn’t stop there, the train keeps rolling. Ricochet was just approached by two guys who have an ax to grind with the superkick sidekicks.
These two wanna fill out the last two spots, so who is Ricochet to say no to The Dogs? Finlay & Connors storm in, and Finlay says to put it simple, they will fight The Bucks in the streets, in the ring, but guess it’s fighting at Double or Nothing! If they want violence, if they want carnage, if they want chaos, who better than The Dogs?! The Dogs bark and Liona roars, but will these seven stand tall in the Big Apple?
“Speedball” Mike Bailey w/ Kevin Knight VS BK Westbrook!
JetSpeed has a lot of momentum on their side, and as stated last week at Fairway to Hell, they’re looking to grab up all the gold they can. Will Speedball keep on rolling towards his own golden opportunity? Or will #Supastud prove his own worth?
The bell rings and the fans rally as the two step up. Bailey bows in respect, offers a handshake, but Westbrook goes to roll Bailey up! Bailey stays on his feet, then steps over to sit down on a cover, TWO! Westbrook ducks a Penalty Kick, avoids the moonsault, and the sweep! Bailey dodges, Westbrook tiger feints through the ropes, but Bailey handsprings up and over! The fans fire up as Bailey ducks an elbow to whip. Westbrook goes up, around, but kinda fumbles his tumble. The fans cheer and jeer him for his attempt, but Westbrook blocks the boot! Westbrook FLIPS Bailey, springboards in, but Bailey dodges! TIME ADVENTURE!
Bailey pushes Westbrook down, goes up the corner, and the fans fire up for the ULTIMATE WEAPON! Cover, Bailey wins!
Winner: Mike Bailey, by pinfall
Another fast ‘n’ furious finish, and Bailey’s on a hot streak! But now, the other side of JetSpeed looks to keep it up! But just who is Kevin Knight defending the TNT Championship against? It’s… BRIAN CAGE!? The Machine finally returns to action, and he has the Don Callis Family with him! Will Cage be able to ground Knight and take this title back to the family?
AEW TNT Championship Open Challenge: Kevin Knight w/ “Speedball” Mike Bailey VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family!
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who betta!
The bell rings, Cage runs up, but Knight dodges! Knight fires haymakers, Cage shoves him, but Knight dodges. Knight CHPOS, but Cage doesn’t budge! Cage makes the pecs dance, so Knight CHOPS again! The fans cheer as Cage eggs Knight on. Knight urns, leaps, but into Cage’s arms! Cage uses Knight to do curls, then THROWS knight! Knight lands out, RAMS Cage, but Cage comes back! Knight RAMS Cage again, but it’s still not enough! Knight tries a bigger SHOULDER TACKLE, but Cage stays standing! Knight runs one more time, ducks ‘n’ dodges, SATELLITE- NO, Cage stops the DDT! Cage THROWS Knight away!
Knight staggers, Cage SUPERKICKS him down! “Who betta than Cage?!” The fans fire up as Cage storms up on Knight, stands him up, and bumps him off buckles. Cage RAMS into Knight, stands him up, then RAMS again! The ref counts, Cage CHOPS, and the fans cheer. Bailey rallies the fans but Archer coaches Cage, and Cage whips Knight hard into the corner! The fans are torn as Cage hauls Knight up. Cage ROCKS Knight, CHOPS him, then CHOKES him on the ropes! The ref counts, Cage stops at 4, then Cage stalks Knight. Cage stands Knight up, whips him to the corner, then runs in, only for Knight to BOOT! Cage still LARIATS!
Cage hauls Knight up, whips him to ropes, but Knight grabs ropes. Knight DUMPS Cage out, then DROPKICKS him down! Cage sputters, the fans fire up, and Knight builds speed to DIVE! But he bounces off Cage! Cage then fireman’s carries, APRON F5! Knight sputters but Cage goes up the steps to soak up cheers and jeers, all while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Cage refreshes the ring count, drags Knight up again, and hits an APRON BACK SUPLEX! Knight writhes, Cage refreshes the count again, then he whips Knight into barriers! Knight practically falls into the laps of the front row! But Cage brings Knight around to CHOP him down! Cage soaks up the cheers and jeers before he brings Knight around again. Cage SMACKS Knight off the apron, then puts him in the ring. Cage storms into the ring, drags Knight by his legs, and ties the legs up into a TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! Knight endures as Cage sits deep! Knight powers up, fights his way forward, and he reaches to the ROPEBREAK!
The ref counts, Cage lets go at 4, but Cage brings Knight up. Knight CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS, but Cage still doesn’t back down. Knight fires more shots, but Cage UPPERCUTS him down! Cage digs his boot into Knight at the corner, but he stops as the ref counts. Cage drags Knight up, puts him in a corner, and LARIATS! Cage wrenches to then SAIDO Knight away! Knight flounders to the apron, Cage soaks up more cheers and jeers, and Dynamite returns to single picture. Knight rises to fire forearms on Cage, but Cage ROCKS Knight in return! Cage slingshots Knight into a facelock, for a SPIRALING SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!
Knight survives and Cage is frustrated, but Cage decides to write Knight off. Cage drags Knight up, reels him in, and suplexes, DRILL- NO, Knight slips free to waistlock. But Cage ELBOWS Knight, whips, but Knight jumps up! SATELLITE- NO, Cage goes for ropes! Knight HOTSHOTS Cage for it! Then Knight springboards back in, MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up while both men are down! A standing count starts while the fans rally up. Cage goes to a corner but he runs up on Knight. Knight bobs ‘n’ weaves, fires off shots, then fires a flurry of haymakers! But Cage grabs and TOSSES Knight to a corner!
Cage runs up, Knight dodges, and Knight runs back in. Knight ducks ‘n ‘dodges, FLAPJACK DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Cage bails out! Knight builds speed and FLIES! Cage catches him?!? The fans go nuts as Cage lifts, but Knight RANAS Cage into POST! The fans cheer as Knight hurries to get space. Knight runs, goes up the apron, and LEAPING LARIATS! Down goes Cage! The fans fire up with Knight, he puts Cage in the ring, and he hurries up the corner. Archer creeps up, but Bailey SUPERKICKS him! The fans cheer, but Cage CLUBS Knight! Cage then climbs up, and he deadlift SUPERPLEXES! Cover, TWO!
The fans fire up as Knight survives, but Archer guzels Bailey! Bailey fights free of the choke slam to mule kick Archer! Cage runs up, but Bailey springboards to ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Down goes the Murderhawk Monster! knight springboards, Cage dodges, but Knight leaps the discus lariat! SATELLITE DDT finally lands! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives and Knight is beside himself! Knight hurries to run in at the corner, but Cage ELBOWS him away! Cage goes up, but into the UPPER- NO! Cage stops the rana! Cage YANKS Knight up to the top, for a SUPER- UPPER ROOM!! Knight still throws Cage, then goes up top!
Knight aims, MOTHERSHIP UFO SPLASH!! Cover, KNIGHT WINS!!
Winner: Kevin Knight, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)
The Machine was out for 14 months and yet no ring rust to be found! However, The Jet is just #2Fly2Stop! Bailey brings mics into the ring to say, “Congratulations to The Jet on a hell of a win!” Knight says much appreciated. But like he said, they’re red hot right now! And Brian Cage, welcome back! Cage took Knight to his limits, but The Jet is still standing as TNT Champion. But Knight can’t get over how last week, he couldn’t get the job done becoming #Jet2Belts. Bailey says forget last week. Knight IS a future AEW World Champion! Bailey says he knows it, and everyone here knows it! The fans cheer that!
Knight says he appreciates the support from Bailey and Ashville. Bailey is always in his corner, Knight is always in Bailey’s. And if Bailey keeps it up, he’ll be singles champion, too. Bailey says yeah, Knight got him thinking. Tonight, Darby VS Takeshita, BAILEY WANTS NEXT! Bailey says Takeshita was his greatest rival in Japan, but they’ve yet to have a singles match in AEW. And Darby, as much as Bailey wants to see MJF go bald…! Bailey is coming for Darby’s AEW World Championship! JetSpeed daps it up, will they become a 2 Fly 2 Man Power Trip?
AEW reveals the Men’s Owen Hart Memorial Tournament Brackets!
This year’s tournaments will go through Double or Nothing, and the finals will coincide with Forbidden Door 2026 on Sunday, June 28th in San Jose, California! The winner of each tournament will then challenge for THE AEW World Championship and AEW Women’s World Championships on August 30th at All In: London! And so, for the opening round, it will be: “Jungle” Jack Perry VS Mark Davis; Claudio Castagnoli VS Brody King; then Double or Nothing has both Samoa Joe VS Will Ospreay, and Swerve Strickland VS Bandido!
“Jungle” Jack Perry speaks.
“Mark Davis… I’m sure you feel some congratulations are in order. But you’re not champion to me. You see, you’re built like an Australia grizzly bear, yet you still needed somebody to hit me in the back with a golf club for you to beat me. At Stadium Stampede, bring your friends, bring any weapon you want, and I will crack you over the skull with it. Because anything goes. But after that, it’s back to grass roots, because it is you and me, fighting for a shot at the world title at All In: London. And in the Owen Hart Tournament, I will prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that I’m a better wrestler than you. I am the FUTURE world champion!
“And if you don’t like that, F YOU!” Jungle Jack is sharpening his knife, but will his edge be razor sharp when it comes time to cut down Dunkzilla?
Will Ospreay VS Ace Austin!
We’ve seen the Aerial Assassin training with The Death Riders, he’s won gold with his old friends in The United Empire, and now he’s about to face a dangerous man at Double or Nothing. Will Ospreay be more than ready for Samoa Joe after tonight? Or will he fail to even get past The Inevitable?
The bell rings and the fans cheer Ospreay as he stares down with Ace. Ospreay offers a handshake, Ace accepts, and the fans cheer the sportsmanship. They circle, tie up, and Ospreay wrenches to wristlock. Ace rolls, handsprings, and wrenches, but Ospreay rolls, kips up, and wrenches back. Ospreay hammerlocks, Ace rolls to kip up and wrench to then armlock. Ospreay endures the grind, fights around, and he arm-drags Ace down. Ace endures, fights around, and rises up. Ace shoots through to waistlock but Ospreay switches. Ospreay hits the headlock takeover, Ace headscissors, but Ospreay kips free.
The fans cheer the standoff, and the two reset. They feel things out, knuckle lock, and go shoulder to shoulder in a Test of Strength. The fans rally as Ace pushes Ospreay back. Ace has Ospreay down for a knuckle lock cover, ONE as Ospreay gets his arm up. Ace pushes it down, cover, ONE as Ospreay gets the other arm up. Ace tries again, ONE as Ospreay bridges! Ace jumps up, but Ospreay holds the bridge! That training truly pays off! Ace jumps, Ospreay gets him for a MONKEY FLIP! The fans fire up as Ospreay then arm-drags! Ospreay wristlocks and he bends the fingers! Ospreay isolates the arm to then STOMP it!
Ace clutches his arm as Ospreay shows his training already. Ospreay wrenches, ELBOW BREAKERS, then whips Ace. Ace reverses, he blocks a boot, but not the AX KICK! Ospreay headlocks, Ace powers up and out, but Ospreay RUNS him over! Things keep moving, Ace drop toeholds to ENZIGIRI! And basement DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Ace facelocks Ospreay, turns him, NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE!! Ospreay ROCKS Ace, ROCKS him again, and again! Ace trips Ospreay, hooks up the legs, and he turns Ospreay over to tie the legs up! MUDA LOCK! The fans rally as Ospreay endures being bent back, and he crawls forward to the ROPEBREAK!
The fans cheer while Ace lets go. Ospreay checks his neck but he is alright to continue. Ace drags Ospreay up, reels him in, but Ospreay wrenches out to SOBAT! Ospreay whips, Ace reverses, but Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges to RAN- NO! Ace blocks to swing Ospreay up into a fireman’s carry! Ace does a squat for the DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Ace flexes, covers, TWO! Ospreay stay sin this while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Ace is frustrated already, but he stalks Ospreay to ropes. Ace kicks Ospreay around, CLUBS him down, but Ospreay fires back. Ace bumps Ospreay off buckles, kicks and ROCKS him, then snapmares. Ace KNEES Ospreay in the back, then clamps on with a chinlock. Ospreay endures, even as Ace cranks the neck, and Ospreay fires shots from below. Ace DECKS Ospreay for it! Ospreay rises up, but Ace DECKS him again! Ospreay sits up again, so Ace BOOTS him down! Ace waits on Ospreay, then BOOTS him again! Ospreay goes to a corner, Ace CHOPS him, then reels Ospreay in for a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Ospreay toughs it out but Ace drags him around.
Ace steps over, traps Ospreay in a headscissors, then grinds him down. Ospreay endures, even as Ace puts on the squeeze. Ospreay fights around, rises up, and Electric Chair Lifts Ace! Ace slips free to ROCK Ospreay in the back! Ace CLUBS Ospreay to a corner, then CHOKES him on the ropes! The ref counts, Ace backs off, and Ace CHOPS Ospreay! Ospreay ROCKS Ace! Ace ROCKS Ospreay! Ace KICKS the leg, CHOPS Ospreay down, then brings Ospreay back around. Ace rains down ELBOWS on Ospreay before he clamps on another chinlock. Ospreay endures as Dynamite returns to single picture, and the fans rally up.
Ospreay fires body shots, Ace puts him in the corner, but Ospreay BOOTS him away! Ospreay is on the apron, he springboards back in, PIP PIP CHEERIO! The fans fire up with Ospreay as he watches Ace rise up. Ospreay ducks a shot, atomic drops, then KNEES, ROUNDHOUSES, and STANDING SKY TWISTERS! Cover, TWO! Ace survives that quick string of moves, but Ospreay brings him back around. Ospreay wrenches, ELBOW BREAKERS, then KICKS the bad arm! And KICKS again! And again! But Ace blocks one to ROCK Ospreay! Ace whips, Ospreay handsprings, NEURALIZER KICK!
The fans fire up while Ace bails out! Ospreay has the fans shouting “OI! OI! OI!” as he takes aim. But Ace avoids the plancha! Ospreay blocks the kick, only for Ace to handstand out of the sweep! Ace avoids another sweep, but Ospreay avoids the kick! Ace avoids yet another sweep by going up and over the corner! Ace WRECKS Ospreay with a dropkick, then aims to PLANCHA after all! Down goes Ospreay and the fans fire up! Ace drags Ospreay up, but Ospreay puts him int he ring! Ace rewinds to headscissor, but Ospreay pops Ace up to SUPERKICK the arm out! Ospreay then climbs up, takes aim, and BLINDSIDE FOREARM!
The fans fire up as Ospreay springboards, OSCUTTER! Cover, TWO! Ace survives and Ospreay is stunned! Ospreay just shakes it off, goes to the corner, and takes aim. Ace slowly rises up, but he ducks the Hidden Blade to DOUBLE STOMP! Ospreay sputters, Ace falls back, and now Ace takes aim. Ace runs corner to corner to A-LIST LARIAT! Then he LARIATS again and again! Ace hoists Ospreay up top, then slips outside to ENZIGIRI! Ospreay wobbles, Ace gets space, and Ace runs up! FLIPPING RANA! The fans fire up as Ace is ready to deal the winning hand! But then Ospreay pops Ace up, and gets him in position! STYLES- NO, Ace pops free!
Ace trips Ospreay, steps through, ties up the legs, TRAILER HITCH BRIDGE! TWO!! Ospreay escapes, but Ace KNEES, KICKS, and fireman’s carries! Ace tucks Ospreay to then swing him out, AIR RAID FLATLINER! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay survives and Ace is beside himself! “This is Awesome!” as Ace stalks Ospreay to a corner. Ace ROCKS Ospreay again and again, then hoists Ospreay up top. But Ospreay fires shots in return! Ace ROCKS Ospreay, goes up, but Ospreay pushes on Ace’s arm! Then he HOTSHOTS the arm as he drops down, and he tucks Ace in! CHEEKY NAN- NO, Ace dodges! Ace RAMS low, springboards in and FLYING- LIGER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!!
The fans fire up as Ace survives again! Ospreay roars, the fans are with him, and he ROCKS Ace! Ace ROCKS Ospreay, and repeat! They go back and forth, then Ospreay KICKS! Ace fires another forearm, Ospreay kicks, then Ace CHOPS! They go back and forth again, but Ace CHOPS and ROKCS, until Ospreay fires Kawada Kicks! CHOP! Ace HEEL KICKS! Ace shakes out the bad arm, runs up, but Ospreay dodges to then ROLLING ELBOW! And HOOK KICK! Then the underhooks for the STORM- NO, Ace pops free, then goes to a corner. Ospreay runs up but Ace goes sideways! Ospreay hits buckles, Ace hits the FLYING CHUCK!
The fans fire up as Ace shuffles the deck, and runs up for the0 NO, Ospreay BACKDROPS Ace, but Ace lands on his feet! HIDDEN BLADE!! Ospreay isn’t done with just one, he aims from the corner and… Ace flops over! The fans boo but Ospreay shows no mercy. He just runs up to PENALTY KICK the bad arm! Then a FLYING ARMBAR TAKEDOWN!! Ace TAPS, Ospreay wins!!
Winner: Will Ospreay, by submission
That might’ve been Ospreay’s first win by submission ever! He signals that his neck is no longer a problem, and he shows Ace respect for that fight. Ace accepts the handshake again, and Ospreay is moving on towards Double or Nothing with a great amount of momentum. But wait! SAMOA JOE is here! He and The Opps walk out on stage, and with mic in hand, Joe says, “Ospreay, Ospreay… OSPREAY, OSPREAY!” Joe is clearly mocking the chants for Ospreay, and the fans give genuine chanting and even singing in return. Joe says he just wanted to make sure Ospreay was listening, because these past few weeks, it seemed like Ospreay had a hard time hearing him.
Despite Ospreay’s best efforts, fate has put them on a collision course in the opening round of the Owen Hart Cup. The fans like the sound of that! Joe say she is here for one reason and one reason alone. He wants to speak about choices and consequences. Ospreay could’ve made the right choice and get a bye in this tournament, because that is what Joe would do for one of his friends. But Ospreay chose poorly. He could’ve been with the team that would do nothing but support and enhance Ospreay, but he decided to be a lapdog for Moxley and the Death Riders. The fans boo, Ospreay says he’s not a Death Rider.
Joe says Ospreay has made his choice, and come Double or Nothing, Joe makes Ospreay suffer the consequences. But Joe leaves Ospreay in peace tonight, for he has his date with destiny. But unfortunately, Joe’s friends, Katsuyori Shibata & Anthony Bowens, still feel slighted, and he doesn’t put leashes on his friends. Shibata & Bowens storm down the ramp, Ospreay ready to fight them both if he has to. But then The Death Riders appear! Ospreay may not have officially joined the club, but the Death Riders aren’t going to let their investment go to waste! The Opps say they’re #NeverLacking, but that doesn’t seem to be the case now!
Shibata & Bowens back down while Moxley, Marina, Claudio, Yuta, Garcia & Pac all step up to support Ospreay. Joe says, “Soon. Soon.” The fans cheer the Death Riders, or at least Moxley, but Bowens promises Joe is gonna kill you, Ospreay! The dream match for Double or Nothing is on, but will the training with The Death Riders make Ospreay the new King of Harts?
BREAKING NEWS for next week!
If you liked last week’s THREE HOUR block of AEW, then you’ll love this next one! Portland, Maine, the last Wednesday before Double or Nothing, Dynamite & Collision are combining forces again! Three hours all on TBS and HBO Max, make sure your DVR is set accordingly!
Backstage interview with Don Callis & Konosuke Takeshita.
Renee is now with The Invisible Hand & The Alpha, saying tonight is a huge opportunity in the main event, Konosuke facing Darby Allin for THE AEW World Championship. Konosuke could be heading into Double or Nothing as a- Callis stops Renee there to say Konosuke will be heading into Double or Nothing as a DOUBLE champion! But then MJF steps in, apologizes for the interruption but says Renee’s doing a great job. The Scumbag tells Konosuke that while it’s been a minute since the two of them have talked, three years actually, back when MJF beat him… MJF has seen Konosuke develop into truly one of the best wrestlers in the world!
MJF believes that tonight, Konosuke beats Darby for the title, goes to DON to beat Okada, and MJF can’t think of a better match than Konosuke VS MJF Part 2 for the world title. How’s that sound? MJF offers a handshake, Konosuke shakes his hand, but in Japanese, Konosuke tells MJF that he’ll beat the crap out of him. Thankfully, MJF doesn’t know Japanese. Callis says that was a nice pep talk MJF just gave, and MJF says yes, he knows. That kid needs to win, okay? MJF can’t let Darby turn him into some disgusting, bald freak! No offense, Callis looks great. But look, there is only one foolproof way to know MJF won’t be put in that situation.
So if things get hairy… MJF hands over the Dynamite Diamond Ring! Callis smiles, and say she understands what to do with it. But then in steps Andrade. El Idolo takes off his hat to shake out his amazing head of hair, and smiles at MJF. MJF frowns and leaves. Callis says here’s the deal: Takeshita will bring the world title home to the Don Callis Family tonight! Andrade asks, “How you know?” Callis says aye dios mio, he seriously doesn’t know where Andrade learned English. Andrade says one way or another, the next time, that will be HIS title. Callis says yes, he knows, it’s all good. Callis is a man of many talents, but will his family be dripping with gold thanks to a diamond ring?
AEW now announces the Women’s Owen Hart Memorial Tournament brackets!
Double or Nothing will see Willow Nightingale, the reigning Queen of Harts, take on Alex Windsor, while we will see Persephone VS Hazuki, Skye Blue vs Sareee, and Mina Shirakawa VS Athena! Champions from around the world are gathering for this tournament, but who will be headed to Forbidden Door, and then All In: London?
Backstage interview with The Conglomeration.
Renee Paquette is now with Orange Cassidy, Kyle O’Reilly, Roderick Strong, and Willow Nightingale. Renee commends Cassidy on his part in the 10 Man Tag victory. But it seems that there is even more business to attend to. Cassidy says yes, the team has a shot at THE AEW World Tag Team Championships. It doesn’t matter who it is, they’re getting their shot, but the thing is… They still haven’t decided on which two will be. Kyle says Cassidy & Roddy should go for the gold, but Roddy shouts, “KYYYLE~! Thank you.” Kyle says of course. But that’s cuz he’s got gold to chase for himself!
The same man that put Kyle on the shelf for months is the man that Kyle submitted twice, and will submit again. Jon Moxley, Continental Champion, when are we doing this? Willow says speaking of gold, she is still the TBS Champion. But she is also in the Owen Hart Cup. She won this tournament before, she’ll do it all over again, so that she can have all the gold for herself at All In: London. She knows she can, and she will! Then Conglomeration has it all in order? Cassidy says hold on, there’s something missing. They should do a Word of the Day. Why haven’t they done one in so long? Roddy shouts for “MAAARK~!” And yes, Mark Briscoe returns!
The Sussex County Chicken is all fired up, and he says the Word of the day is reunification! For Mark Briscoe is back with his boys and his girls, The Conglomeration! But he’ll put this plain and simple: Tommaso Ciampa! Next Wednesday, Briscoe’s after your ass, son! You hear him? But before that, Saturday Night Collision is in HIS hometown, Salisbury, Maryland! That’s just 4.4 miles from where Briscoe originated on this earth! They’re gonna conglomerate and it’s gonna be a a hell of a time! Are you ready!? Willow and Kyle are fired up, Briscoe goes wild, and the team heads out. Cassidy admits, that was a lot of yelling.
But while The Conglomeration is ready to go Double or Nothing, will they soon have even more gold in the collection? Or are these high and lofty a little too much even for them?
Six Woman Tag: Hikaru Shida & The Brawling Birds VS The Triangle of Madness!
With the news of both the AEW Women’s World Championship Fatal 4 Way for Double or Nothing, and the Owen Hart Cup brackets, this trios match is about much more than just settling scores! Will the Shining Samurai be just as sharp as Jamie Hayter going into that title match? Or will Thekla, Skye Blue & Julia Hart continue to bring them down by any means necessary?
The trios sort out and Jamie steps up against Thekla as both a rematch from their 1v1 title match, and a preview of what’s to come in the next. They circle, but then Skye CLOBBERS Jamie! Julia steps in, but so do Shida and Windsor! The Triangle throws hands on Shida & The Birds, then triple whip. But all three reverse, a BOOT for Thekla, a DDT for Skye, and a BACKBREAKER for Julia! The fans cheer as The Triangle bails out! Shida goes out to keep after Skye while Windsor goes after Julia. Jamie gets Thekla back in the ring while Shida and Windsor have the Sisters of Sin in the corners of the barriers. The fans cheer as they all rain down fists!
Windsor, Jamie & Shida all go to nine, then wind up for TEN! The fans cheer again while Thekla sputters. Jamie snap suplexes, but Skye ROCKS Shida! Jamie stomps Thekla, Windsor SLAMS Julia off barriers, and Jamie stomps a mudhole in the corner. The ref counts, Jamie lets off, but Skye and Windsor meet while tightrope walking the barriers! Skye and Windsor trade shots, they wobble a bit, then Skye DECKS Windsor! Skye keeps from falling into the crowd, but Jamie gets her! Windsor joins in and the Birds double gorilla press, SNAKE EYES off the apron! The fans fire up, but Thekla is up top! SUPER CROSSBODY onto The Birds!
The fans fire up again and Thekla is feeling it while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Thekla stomps Windsor, CLUBS Jamie, then helps Skye. But Shida runs up, only for Thekla to ELBOW her down! The Triangle has control again, they ROCK Jamie and Shida and Windsor, then send them all to the desk. The Triangle CHOP again and again and again! Then they wind up, but feint chops to SMACK all three off the apron! The Triangle soaks up the cheers and jeers before putting Jamie back in the ring. Thekla brings Jamie up, snapmares her down, then basement SUPERKICKS! Cocky cover, TWO! Thekla drags Jamie to the corner, tags Julia, and Julia runs up to LARIAT! Then she goes side to side to ELBOW Jamie down!
Julia snapmares Jamie to a cover, TWO! Julia is annoyed but she rains down fists. The ref reprimands, Julia stops, but then she sucker punches Windsor! And Shida, too! Julia then drags Jamie over, bumps her off buckles, and tags in Skye. Skye stomps Jamie around, then digs her boot in! The ref counts, Skye stops at 4, then she brings Jamie up. Jamie fires forearms and CHOPS, but Skye THROWS Jamie down by her hair! The ref reprimands again but Skye rains down forearms. Skye snapmares Jamie, mule kicks her, then covers, TWO! Skye frowns but she stomps Jamie down. Skye tags Julia while Dynamite returns to single picture.
Skye whips Jamie into Julia’s grasp, and Skye BLASTS Shida & Windsor while Julia tags Thekla. Julia has Jamie in the TARANTULA, and Skye sends Windsor in for Thekla’s HANGING HEADSCISSORS! Skye runs up to DOUBLE SHOTGUN The Birds! The fans are torn but Thekla says that’s how the Triangle does it, baby! Thekla then aims to MISSILE- NO, Jamie gest under! Thekla lands out, but Jamie BOOTS her down! Jamie looks at Shida, Shida is hesitant, but Shida tags in! The fans cheer as Shida sends Theknla to the corner, then JUMP KNEES! Shida keeps moving, she BLASTS Skye! Julia ROCKS Shida back!
Julia storms in but Shida kicks her and whips her into Thekla! Shida KNEES them both in the corner! Then Shida puts Thekla sideways in the corner, reels Julia in, and she snap suplexes Julia into Thekla! The fans fire up as Shida then suplexes Thekla high and hard! Cover, TWO! Shida stands Thekla up, Thekla swings but Shida ROCKS her first! And ROCKS her again! Thekla wobbles, swings, but Shida catches Thekla for another forearm! Shida runs the ropes but Thekla mule kicks! Thekla SMACKS Shida, then she dodges a boot to DECK Shida! Thekla talks trash on Shida, then drags her up to tag in Julia.
Julia tags Skye, then tag back to Thekla. The Sisters of Sin hit the DOUBLE GOURD BUSTER and DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Thekla hits the bridge, and she aims for the SPIDER SPEAR! Cover, but The Birds CLOBBER The Sisters of Sin onto it! The fans fire up a Windsor DECKS Skye and Jamie HEADBUTTS Julia! The Birds drag Shida to safety, Windsor tags in, and she CLOBBERS Thekla! Windsor CLUBS away, then fires the fans up. Jamie steps in, BOOT RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP COMBO! Basement LARIAT! And then Windsor lifts! Jamie runs up, but Skye trips Jamie! The fans boo but Skye sends Jamie into steel steps!
Thekla sends Windsor into buckles! Tag to Julia before Shida runs up, TAMASHII KNEE on Thekla! Skye SUPERKICKS Shida! Jamie is back to clinch and HAYTBREAKER! Julia runs up, slips around, SOLE FOOD! Julia kips up, but Windsor is there to whip Julia to ropes! Skye tags in before the SPINEBUSTER! Skye SUPERKICKS Windsor, then brings her up! Skye hops on, CODE- NO, Windsor pops free! Skye SUPERKICKS again, but Windsor HEADBUTTS! The fans fire up as Jamie joins in again, and they DOUBLE LARIAT SANDWICH! Then they set Skye up, and Jamie says let’s try this again!
Jamie runs the ropes, but Thekla slides in, BELT SHOT on Jamie!! No question that the ref saw that! The Triangle is disqualified!
Winners: Hikaru Shida & The Brawling Birds, by disqualification
The Toxic Spider doesn’t care about this win, she just wants to do damage! Skye gets Windsor in a DRAGON SLEEPER! The ref stops Thekla from sing the title belt again, so Thekla just takes off her own belt! And she LASHES Windsor while Skye holds her down! More refs rush out here, but Julia MISTS the newbie in the face! Julia stomps away on Jamie, not caring about fines or consequences, either! The fans boo, and Shida is bailing on the Birds? Shida cares more about her chances in that Fatal 4 Way than anything else. But then Willow, Mina, and even Thunder Rosa rush out here! They chase The Triangle off with belts of their own!
The fans cheer as The Babe, the Fighting Gravure Idol & La Mera Mera save the day. But will Jamie make sure Thekla and Shida pay for this at Double or Nothing?
AEW World Championship: Darby Allin VS Konosuke Takeshita!
They say “card subject to change,” and that is true even for the best in the world. Kazuchika Okada’s real family takes priority, but his Don Callis Family brother was more than happy to step up for this opportunity. Will The Alpha already have two belts by the time he and The Rainmaker battle over the International Championship? Or will Darby truly be relentless in his pursuit of being the best fighting champion in AEW history?
The introductions are made, THE belt is raised, and we see who goes to Double or Nothing on top!
Callis joins commentary to say that while Darby’s been breaking his own body, Konosuke has perfected “rejuvenation training,” aka relaxing on a beach and sipping sake! The bell rings, and Darby SHOTGUNS Konosuke out! Then Darby DIVES, but Konosuke catches him! Konosuke POSTS Darby, then THROWS him into railing! Konosuke THROWS Darby into the ring, the fans fire up for both guys, and Konosuke hurries to BOOT Darby off the apron! Darby falls in front of commentary but Konosuke gets him right back in the ring. Cover, ONE!! The fans rally as Darby shows his grit, but Konosuke snarls.
Konosuke drags Darby up, Darby fires forearms, but the ALPHA ELBOW knocks Darby down! The fans fire up while Konosuke looms over Darby. Konosuke stands Darby up, and THROWS him into a corner! Darby bounces off the buckles and is bleeding from the mouth already! Konosuke stands Darby up, hoists him up top, then he climbs up after him. But Darby BITES Konosuke, CLUBS him down, and leaps for a CROSSBODY, but he bounces off Konosuke! The fans fire up again as Konosuke whips Darby for a BACKDROP! Darby got serious hangtime there, and he flounders out of the ring. Darby coughs and sputters but the fans rally up.
Konosuke goes out after Darby but Darby SMACKS him! Konosuke KNEES low, KNEES him again and again and again! Konosuke KNEES Darby against the barriers, then refreshes the count. Konosuke whips Darby hard into railing! Darby sputters as he leans against the railing, but Konosuke positions the steel steps. Konosuke then fetches Darby, lines up a shot, but Darby fights the suplex! Darby CLAWS Konosuke’s back, then fires a shot. Konosuke DECKS Darby in return! Darby slumps against the steps, Konosuke runs up, but Darby dodges! Konosuke’s knees hit the steps and he tumbles over! Darby then runs up the steps to SHOTGUN Konosuke down!
The fans fire up while both men are down on the floor! Konosuke checks his knee before he crawls around, and Darby gets in the ring so he can build speed! Darby DIVES! Direct hit on Konosuke but Darby’s the one who hits the desk! The fans fire up while both men are down again, but Darby rises up to get Konosuke on the apron! Darby fires forearms, then goes up a corner! COFFIN- NO, Konosuke catches him for a SUPER BLUE THUNDER BOMB to the floor!! The fans go nuts again and Callis says that’s the end of Darby Allin, but Dynamite goes picture in picture.
The ref hurries to check Darby but Callis tells Doc Sampson to call it. Darby is somehow still in this, so Konosuke storms his way over. Konosuke drags Darby up, puts him in the ring, then paces around him. Konosuke runs the ropes to LARIAT! Darby flips inside-out, Konosuke covers him, TWO!! Darby still has fight inside but he’s also dazed. Konosuke clamps onto Darby with a chinlock and squeezes tight. Darby endures, even as Konosuke leans on him with his much-taller frame. Darby reaches out, fights around, and rises up, only for Konosuke to CANADIAN RACK BOMB! Darby sputters all over again while Dynamite returns to single picture.
Konosuke sits back as he watches Darby crawl to the apron. Konosuke storms his way over, but Darby RAMS low! Slingshot sunset flip, but Konosuke rolls through! Only for Darby to kick the legs out! Darby catches Konosuke to a GUILLOTINE! Konosuke endures the squeeze, fights up to his feet, and he powers out to THROW Darby! Darby lands out, fires shots, and RAMS low! Darby then hops on, but Konosuke stops Code Red! Konosuke swings Darby around, tucks him in, BASTARD DRIVER! And WHEELBARROW GERMAN! The fans fire up and Callis says that’s true power! Darby sputters again and Konosuke vows to end this.
Konosuke runs corner to corner, HELLUVA KICK!! Then he hoists Darby up top, climbs up after him, and goes to the very top! The fans freak out already for the SUPER DUPER GERMAN SUPLEX!! Bridging cover, TWO!!! Callis is freaking out as much as the fans, and he protests the count! Konosuke is furious, but he aims for the WAGAMAMA KNEE!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Darby survives by nanoseconds, and Konosuke is beside himself! “This is Awesome!” but now CLØN rushes out here! He distracts the ref, and Callis hurries to take the Dynamite Diamond Ring off his finger to put it in Konosuke’s hands! Konosuke thinks about it, but The Alpha has honor!
The fans cheer as Konosuke wants to do this his way! But then Darby runs up, cradles, TWO!! Konosuke escapes, ALPHA ELBOW!! Darby is down, dazed, but still moving! Konosuke drags Darby up again, goes back to the corner and back to the top rope. The fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but it has to end somehow! Darby fights against the lift with headlock punches! Then he hops on, SUPER CODE RED!! Konosuke staggers up, Darby leg scissors, steps through, LAST SUPPER!! TWO?!?! Konosuke escapes again, then bails out! So Darby just goes up top! SUPER COFFIN DROP!! Direct hit and both men are down again!
The fans are thunderous as Konosuke and Darby stir. A ring count climbs, Callis complains that some people just gotta follow directions and run the play! Coach Callis pulled Konosuke outta obscurity, Konosuke would do anything! Now he’s got some gold, some fame, and gets a mind of his own! Callis complaining aside, the ring count is climbing! Darby drags himself in at 9, but Konosuke YANKS him back out! That refreshes the count, and Konosuke vows to end this for real now. Konosuke points to the steel steps, and he drags Darby up onto them with a deadlift RAGING- NO, Darby knees Konosuke, turns things around, and FULL METAL SCORPION DEATH DROP!!!
The fans go nuts again while Konosuke writhes! Konosuke flops off the steps, Darby crawls into the ring, and Darby just climbs the corner again! SUPER DUPER COFFIN DROP!!! Konosuke might be unconscious! Darby still hauls Konosuke into the ring, pushes him to a cover, TWO?!?!? Konosuke survives and Darby is furious! But Darby just reloads, COFFIN DROP but onto knees!!! Ghost pin, TWO!!! Darby escapes but the WAGAMAMA KNEE finds him!! Konosuke hauls Darby up, but Darby pops free! Trip, step through, and SCORPION DEATH LOCK!!! Konosuke endures, reaches out, but Darby sits deep!!
Callis says don’t even think about it! Konosuke almost does, but he bites his own thumb to ignore the pain in his back! Konosuke reaches out, crawls his way forward, and he fights to the ROPEBREAK!!! But Darby is right up top! COFFION DROP on the back!! Then Darby goes right back up, COFFIN DROP again!!! Cover, DARBY WINS!!
Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall (still AEW World Champion)
Callis is steaming, but Darby overcomes Konosuke to avenge that loss in the Continental Classic! But it also took so much out of him just to do it! Darby still asks for a mic and one is brought to him. Darby sits up against the ropes, has them cut his music, and he tells MJF to get his ass out here! There’s a contract MJF needs to sign! The ring crew hurries to bring in a table and some chairs for that very contract signing, and MJF makes his entrance. MJF reluctantly makes his way down the ramp, and both men meet at the table. Darby grins with blood still in hiss teeth, and he signs his part of the contract without hesitation, unlike MJF.
The fans already chant “BALD! BALD! BALD!” at MJF, and Darby pushes the contract to his side of the table. MJF grabs the pen, reaches out, but then steps away. MJF scratches his chin as he thinks on this, and the fans just chant, “BALD! BALD! BALD!” again. MJF takes a mic to say he’ll explain something to Darby, looking like he has rabies. But see, MJF is happy for Darby, he hopes Darby’s had fun holding MJF’s AEW World Championship. The fans boo that, but MJF says deep down, there is a small part of him, like the size of a North Carolinian p*nis small. That small part of MJF feels bad for Darby, because he’ll never hold this again!
Darby’s got about a good a chance of holding this title as Hangman Adam Page does again. MJF says guys like Darby are a dime a dozen, here today and gone tomorrow, stuntmen who burn the candle at both ends. In this life, people like all these fans here like to pretend that life is about making friends and family and children. The only thing that matters in life is your legacy. And Darby’s legacy will be that of the kid who had his 15 minutes of fame. They’ll pretend like Darby made a lasting impact, but the fact of the matter is, he hasn’t. He hasn’t! They’ll know deep down that Darby Allin was just a little pr*ck who got lucky.
They’ll know that Darby was too reckless and stupid to stay on top. And after May 24th, Double or Nothing, in that sh*thole of Queens, New York, y’know what MJF’s legacy will be? He’ll go down as the guy who became a THREE-TIME World Champion at just 30 years of age, unprecedented in this sport. And MJF will go down, when it’s all said and done, as the Greatest of All Time! THAT is the difference between them! Darby Allin brags about climbing a mountaintop. But when it comes to professional wrestling, Maxwell Jacob Friedman IS the mountaintop! The fans boo but MJF soaks it up. Darby tells MJF to SHUT UP!
Only someone like MJF who is so vain would think that the number one most important thing in this world is his legacy. Darby doesn’t care about legacy, he cares about living in the moment! And in this moment, Darby just wants MJF to sign the contract. Then at Double or Nothing, Darby makes Maxwell Jacob Friedman a BALLD HEADED B*TCH!! MJF frowns but the fans cheer that! MJF grabs the pen again, and with no choice, he signs on the dotted line! Then he TACKLES Darby! The fans boo as MJF beats up Darby after the war he went through with Konosuke! MJF CHUCKS an armchair outta the ring, FLIPS the table, then picks up his Dynamite Diamond Ring.
MJF puts the ring on his finger like always, then winds up to DECK Darby!! The fans boo but MJF just soaks it all up. MJF throws off his jacket, picks up the belt, and he stands over Darby with it. But then MJF isn’t done with Darby, he puts Darby on the top rope! MJF climbs up to join him, and drags Darby into position! But wait! Kevin Knight runs out here to chase MJF off! The Jet still owes The Scumbag a receipt, but it seems we’ll all have to wait on that. Will MJF still take back the title at Double or Nothing? Or will Darby keep the belt and take MJF’s dignity?
My Thoughts:
An awesome episode for Dynamite as things heat up towards Double or Nothing. Awesome 10 Man Tag to open, great win for the Faces, not that it added much to FTR VS C&C. Good promo from Jericho to look back on Stadium Stampede and hype up this year’s match. Good promo from The Demand with Davis and The Dogs, and I suppose this maximizes the feuds as well as the alliances throughout the locker room. Who knows who wins but the match will still be awesome, just as the original was. Good promo from Conglomeration, too, Cassidy & Roddy going after FTR while Kyle VS Moxley happens on the side, that’s great stuff.
Speaking of Moxley, great promo from him and Ospreay. Moxley’s semi-turn has really brought out his sage philosophical side. Great match from Ospreay VS Ace, and while Ospreay could always bring out his aggression, seeing him use more technical wrestling and even winning with a submission is good stuff. Good promo from Joe, and I liked Death Riders backing Ospreay up. Very good Owen Hart Cup brackets this year, Joe VS Ospreay is a great choice given this story, but I would think Ospreay wins that one. Good promo from Jack Perry to call out Davis, and I suppose Jack can win in the Owen Cup to then move on from the National title.
Great seeing Brian Cage back, he gave Knight an awesome match, but with JetSpeed wanting to go on a Two Man Power Trip, it makes sense Kevin won out. Same for Bailey beating Westbrook, even though Westbrook maybe went too hard on his own acrobatic escape. Great stuff in the Six Woman Tag, and I appreciate Shida didn’t ditch until after the match. Willow, Mina & Rosa might get their own Six Woman Tag with Triangle of Madness after that interaction, but also can’t wait to see if Willow can go back-to-back as Queen of Harts. For that matter, I personally would love to see Athena use the Owen Cup to move on from being ROH Women’s World Champion, but that depends on how Supercard of Honor goes this Friday.
And of course, another wild instant classic from Darby as he overcomes Takeshita. I knew the diamond ring would come into play with that reverse effect, good way of protecting Takeshita in the loss. Good stuff with MJF tonight, too, such as the opening segment’s parade of bald men to send the message to MJF. That was also a unique contract signing segment in that it came together so quickly after the main event match. Good stuff from MJF as always, and of course he attacks Darby. I feel like either Knight should not have made the save, or both parts of JetSpeed should’ve made the save. It just seems odd that only Knight cared about saving Darby. The closing moment was much better when it was MJF standing over Darby with the belt.
My Score: 9/10
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Live from West Palm Beach, Florida, Darby Allin defends the AEW World Championship against PAC on a Fairway to Hell!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- AEW National Championship: “Jungle” Jack Perry VS Mark Davis w/ Don Callis; Davis wins and becomes the new AEW National Champion.
- AEW Women’s Tag Team Championship Eliminator: The Divine Dominion VS Ruthie Slay & Rachel Ley; The Divine Dominion wins and denies Slay & Ley a title match.
- “Speedball” Mike Bailey w/ Kevin Knight VS Kiran Grey; Bailey wins.
- AEW World Championship No Count Outs Match: Darby Allin VS PAC; Darby wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
AEW National Championship: “Jungle” Jack Perry VS Mark Davis w/ Don Callis!
The Jurassic Express National Tour arrives in SoFi Center Arena, the same place the TGL takes place! But will Tarzan Life win this rematch from Dynasty? Or can Dunkzilla make good on this mulligan?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if the Don Callis Family adds more gold to the collection!
The bell rings, the fans cheer, and Callis joins commentary to humble brag that he already played 42 holds with Ricochet, Tony Khan and Richard Goodell. Jack gets the fans to cheer for him, and to boo Davis. The two circle, Davis runs up but Jack dodges! Jack fires off forearms, Davis TOSSES Jack to a corner, and the fans already tell Callis off. Jack dodges Davis to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP, but Davis turns things back around! Davis THROWS Jack away, but Jack comes back to SHOTGUN Davis! Jack then climbs up and rains down fists! Davis stops Jack at 5 as he lifts him off the corner! But Jack fights with more fists, and he RANAS Davis away!
Jack runs up, Davis pops him up to the apron, but Jack ENZIGIRIS! Jack goes up, up, but Davis slips under the jump! Davis runs up, but Jack dodges! Davis tumbles up and out of the ring, Jack goes up top, ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Direct hit and the fans fire up! Jack waves hi tot he camera, then he puts Davis back in the ring. Davis shoves Jack away, Jack dodges, and he SHOTGUNS Davis down! Davis flounders but Jack runs up again, and he uses the corner to swing, only for Davis to block! Davis LAWN DARTS Jack into the rope! Then LARIATS him down! The fans boo but Davis refreshes the ring count.
Davis storms over to Jack while the fans rally up. Davis drags Jack up, brings him around, and CHOPS! The fans “WOO~” as that one echoes out. Davis snarls as he stares into the camera, then he drags Jack up. Davis puts Jack in the ring, rolls in after him, and stalks Jack to ropes. The fans rally for Jack but Davis bends Jack back against the ropes! The ref counts, Davis stops at 4, but Jack CHOPS! And CHOPS! Davis eggs Jack on, so Jack CHOPS! Davis CHOPS Jack down! Davis soaks up the heat, then he goes back to Jack. Davis bumps Jack off buckles, then brings him around to TOSS across the way! Davis takes his time following Jack and kicks him around.
The fans rally for Jack but Davis is on him again. Davis whips Jack to ropes, but Jack slides under! JAWBREAKER! Davis wobbles, Jack goes to ropes, but Davis runs up. Jack BOOTS Davis, slips outside and ROCKS Davis again, then slingshots, but into a FOREARM! Davis then runs to BLAST Jack off the apron! The fans boo Davis but he soaks it up while Collision goes to break.
The ref checks Jack but Davis goes out to fetch him. Davis grabs a towel to CHOKE Jack with it! The ref reprimands, Davis stops, but then he sits Jack up on the railing. Davis CHOPS Jack into the crowd! Davis leaves Jack behind while the ring count climbs. Jack drags himself up while the fans cheer him on, and Jack gets help getting up and over the barriers. Jack stumbles back to the ring, safe at 8! Davis storms up and tells the fans this is on them. But Jack dodges the chop, to SMACK Davis! And ROCK him again, and again, and again! Davis just scoops Jack to SLAM him down! And SENTON! Davis roars while Jack sputters on the mat!
Davis paces around Jack, pushes him down for a cocky cover, ONE!! But Davis bends Jack back with the chinlock stretch! Jack endures, reaches out, then BITES Davis’ hand! The ref reprimands but Jack lets go, and Davis snarls again. Jack CHOSP Davis, CHOPS again, and CHOPS again! Jack winds up, but Davis blocks! Davis then CLAWS Jack’s face as he pushes him into the corner. The ref reprimands, but Davis storms back up on Jack to suplex, BROKEN ARROW! Jack tumbles while Davis soaks up heat. Davis stands on Jack for a cocky cover, TWO! Davis kicks at Jack, almost toying with him now.
Jack sits up to fire body shots! Fairway to Hell returns to single picture as Davis CLUBS Jack. Jack UPPERCUTS Davis! Davis KNEES Jack low! Davis whips, but Jack hits the COMEBACKER! It just bounces off Davis’ barrel chest! Davis hauls Jack up, but Jack slips free to fire forearms! Davis shoves Jack, Jack ducks ‘n’ dodges, FLYING FOREARM! Davis wobbles, then drops to a knee! The fans fire up with Jack as he roars! Jack runs corner to corner, but into an ELBOW! Davis hoists Jack up top, then climbs up to join Jack. Jack fires body shots, then he BITES Davis’ hand! Jack fires haymakers on Davis’ head, then SMACKS him off buckles!
Jack positions himself just right, and leaps to SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO! Davis survives and Jack is beside himself! Davis and Jack go to the apron, and Davis LARIATS Jack against the ropes! Then he suplexes, but Jack fights with knees! Jack lands safe, then BOOTS Davis! Davis roars, but Jack SUPERKICKS! Jack goes up, leaps again, FLYING RANA to the floor! The fans fire up for Jack and “A E DUB! A E DUB!” Jack hurries to swing, TIGER FEINT KICK from the post! Jack goes up the corner while Davis stumbles into the ring, BLINDSIDE MACHO ELBOW! Cover, TWO!! Davis survives and Jack is rather surprised.
Jack goes to a corner, and says time to make a sacrifice! Jack runs in, but Davis LARIATS Jack first! Davis THROWS Jack to a corner, runs side to side, SLIDING FOREARM! Davis pushes Jack to a cover, TWO!! Jack survives and the fans fire up again! Davis rains down fists, then rises up. The fans boo Davis but he drags Jack up. Davis puts Jack on the ropes, runs, and- JACK RANAS! Cover, TWO! SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK! And then SUPERK- NO, Davis blocks the third to shove and DISCUS LARIAT! Then SNAP PILEDRIVER! Cover, TWO?!? Jack survives again and the fans fire back up! Callis coaches Davis as he drags Jack up.
Davis brings Jack up in the corner with a gut wrench! The fans freak out for the SUPER- STEINER!! Jack turns things around on Davis just in time! The fans are thunderous but Callis rushes to ringside! The fans all boo Callis, but wait! RICOCHET slides into the ring! Still dressed in his golf course attire, he CRACKS Jack with his nine iron!! Ricochet hides, Davis deadlifts Jack, COUNT TO PAIN!! Cover, DAVIS WINS!
Winner: Mark Davis, by pinfall (NEW AEW National Champion)
Talk about a handicap! Callis AND Ricochet gave Davis quite a considerable one, and now Davis has his first singles title in AEW! The Jurassic Express National Tour has just been run off the road, but will Jack be able to get his revenge?
Collision returns, and Jack Perry is on the phone.
He tells someone, “Let’s do it. Thank you, guys.” Jack ends his call, then shows his frustration. Winning the National Championship in his hometown, in front of his friends and family, was one of the proudest moments of his entire life. And yet Ricochet and Callis had to end that for him. But he happens to know that Chris Jericho & The Hurt Syndicate are looking for two more partners for Stadium Stampede. And Jack go to thinking, the show is called Double or Nothing. So how about instead of two, Jack brings FOUR! The ELITE! Jack, The Bucks, and KENNY OMEGA! See you there. Ricochet may have just messed himself over, will he regret ever getting involved tonight?
Backstage interview with Don Callis, Mark Davis and Ricochet.
Renee Paquette is with the Jackal, Dunkzilla and the Bald Eagle as she says she was going to congratulate Davis on the title win, but after Jack putting out that news, what is their reaction? Callis says he’s thrilled! Jack just gifted him his ultimate fantasy! A chance to beat up Jericho, The Bucks AND Kenny, all on one night? Callis would’ve paid good money for that, and Jack, you dumbass, just gave it away from free! Ricochet says The Don Callis Family must be joining The Demand for Stadium Stampede. Well, given the way Ricochet just used that golf club, the National Champion will gladly stand beside him!
Ricochet says playing golf with Tony Khan has really improved his swing, so see you all there. Callis says yes, let’s go have a drink at the 19th Hole and talk about which of the many members of the Don Callis Family are going to join Ricochet in the slaughterhouse! Ricochet says oh yes, so many great choices to choose from! Callis & Ricochet head out, just how massive will this Stadium Stampede match get?
AEW Women’s World Championship Eliminator: The Divine Dominion VS Ruthie Slay & Rachel Ley!
Megan Bayne & Lena Kross are so dominant, they don’t even think this match is going to last five minutes! But while there’s a time limit, will there be no limit to how devastating the Megasus & Aussie Amazon can be? Or will Slay & Ley manage to survive the day?
The teams sort out, Lena starts against Slay, and the clock is ticking! Slay DROPKICKS, but Lena doesn’t budge! Ley ENZIGIRIS, but Lena still doesn’t flinch! Ley & Slay double kick, but Lena blocks the double whip! Lena whips them, ELBOWS Slay and SPIN-OUT SIDEWALK SLAMS Ley! Then she scoops Slay to SLAM her onto Ley! Lena drags Ley up, whips her to the corner, then runs up to LARIAT! And ELBOW! Tag to Megan and the Divine Dominion run side to side! BOOT from Lena, BOOT from Megan! Then GERMAN SUPLEX! Ley tumbles, the fans cheer, and Megan tags Lena back in. Lena storms up on Ley to GERMAN SUPLEX again!
The fans cheer as Lena tags Megan back in. We’ve hit 90 seconds, but it feels like forever for Ley as Megan GERMAN SUPLEXES again! Megan kips up, then she stalks Ley. Megan eggs Ley on, slaps her around, then drags her up. Megan fireman’s carries, but Slay manages to tag in! Slay runs up, but Megan scoops her! FALL AWAY SLAM SAMOAN DROP COMBO! They’ve made it two minutes but that might be all! Tag to Lena, she and Megan get Slay up, DIVINE INTERVENTION! Cover, Divine Dominion wins!
Winners: The Divine Dominion, by pinfall (denies Slay & Ley a title opportunity)
Two minutes and 15 seconds is all Slay & Ley got, will any team last even that long? Or will the Divine Dominion continue to dominate AEW until the end of time?
BREAKING NEWS for Double or Nothing!
The Triangle of Madness may have misted Persephone and injured Alex Windsor, but that only heaps on more trouble for the champion! Thekla must now defend her AEW Women’s World Championship in a FATAL 4 WAY! Thekla VS Jamie Hayter VS Kris Statlander VS Hikaru Shida, is The Toxic Spider about to get squashed? Or will she need her Sisters of Sin now more than ever?
BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!
The annual tradition is back! The 2026 Owen Hart Memorial Tournament begins, with the brackets for both men’s and women’s divisions to be announced on Wednesday! Who makes the cut? And who will become the King & Queen of Harts?
Don Callis speaks, again.
“Just moments away from the AEW World title match between Darby Allin and Pac, and gentlemen, just wanted to let you know that the Don Callis Family, no matter who wins tonight, the Don Callis Family will be waiting for the winner. This Wednesday on Dynamite, the Don Callis Family will take the AEW World title from one of you. And y’know, it’s already been a great night, a big night, for the Don Callis Family! We won gold, but can’t wait to get some more. And on the subject of that, Okada has had to go to Japan to take care of some very important family business. But don’t worry, lads, because I have someone in mind to take his spot this Wednesday in the world title match.
“And it is none other than the firstborn of the Don Callis Family, Konosuke Takeshita, The Alpha!” Takeshita steps in, and Callis tells him, “You’re gonna be the world champion! If you listen to me like you always have, you will be successful, and you will finally fulfill the destiny that I had for you when I plucked you out of obscurity and made you the replacement for Kenny Omega. You’re the best wrestler in the world when you’ve got my game plan in your head. Go win the title.” Konosuke tells Don that he was going to take the International Championship, but now he is the person who will bring the world title back to the Don Callis Family! Unlike Okada.
Takeshita heads out, will he still make himself a double champion when he adds #PrettyPlatinum to the NJPW World Television Championship?
“Speedball” Mike Bailey w/ Kevin Knight VS Kiran Grey!
This match was on standby in case the Divine Dominion didn’t need all five minutes of their time, and now it’s a chance for Speedball to shine! But will he keep his momentum going from last Wednesday’s super show? Or will he get lost in the Grey Area?
Grey is already starting trouble as he pushes Bailey. The ref backs him off, then the bell rings. Grey runs up, but into a BOOT! Bailey then PENALTY KICKS, STANDING KNEE-SAULT, then Bailey waits on Grey. Grey ducks the buzzsaw and bails out! The fans boo but Bailey TRIANGLE JUMP MOONSAULTS! Down goes Grey and the fans fire up! Bailey daps it up with The Jet, then he climbs up the corner. But Grey goes after him! They brawl up top, Grey fires a flurry, but Bailey fires back! Bailey SHOVES Grey down, takes aim, but Grey hits the ropes! Bailey is tripped up onto his speedballs, but Grey dribbles him off the buckles!
Grey CLUBS Bailey into a Tree of Woe, then soaks up the heat before he stomps Bailey! Grey tells Bailey to stay down but Bailey grabs that leg! Bailey uses that to drag himself back up, and he ROCKS Grey again! Bailey dribbles Grey off buckles, then HEADBUTTS him! Grey falls, Bailey takes aim, ULTIMATE WEAPON! Cover, Bailey wins!
Winner: “Speedball” Mike Bailey, by pinfall
A fast win for Speedball, and Knight gets the mic. he says he likes that! Speedball is red hot right now. And though The Jet didn’t get two belts on Wednesday, he’s still the Face of TNT. Now, the future of AEW is wide open, so why not they make it to the top together? They shake hands on it, will JetSpeed shift gears to become a Two Man Power Trip? What belt(s) will they aim for next?
AEW World Championship No Count Outs Match: Darby Allin VS PAC!
Anticipating how wild this one can get given the nature of their grudge, AEW decided to remove some of the obstacles standing in their way. They can’t do anything they want, but they can definitely go anywhere they want here in the SoFi Center! But will Darby even up the career series between them? Or will it be 3-1 in favor of The Bastard?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who takes this belt to Dynamite!
The bell rings and the fans rally behind Darby. Darby hops outside already, and he goes around the crowd to be on the golfing green! This is No Count Outs, so he wants to take full advantage of it already! He dares Pac to join him, so Pac heads over to the green! They fire hands on the rough and the fans fire up! Darby ducks, fires hands then HEADBUTTS Pac down! Darby brings Pac up but Pac BACKDROPS Darby! Pac then brings Darby closer to the bunker! Pac suplexes, Darby fights free, and he fires hands! Darby runs up, CODE RED into the sand trap! The fans go nuts seeing what is surely the first one of those ever!
Pac gets himself out of the sand and ends up on the fairway. Darby pursues, runs up, and ROCKS Pac1 they’re near another sand trap, and Darby SHOTGUNS Pac into the sand! The fans cheer “A E DUB! A E DUB!” for making this madness a reality! Darby goes after Pac, but Pac throws sand in Darby’s eyes! Pac then hauls Darby up to BELLY2BELLY SUPLEX Darby into the sand trap! Darby sputters, but Pac clamps on the BRUTALIZER! The ref reprimands, this isn’t Falls Count Anywhere! But fans know “This is Awesome!” as Pac makes Darby suffer! Darby sputters again as Pac lets him go, then shakes out the sand in his boots.
Pac drags Darby up with a headlock, but then decides to fireman’s carry! And gorilla press to THROW Darby back into the bunker! The fans boo but Pac soaks up that heat. Darby sputters and coughs while Collision goes picture in picture.
Darby sputters as he sits up, but Pac brings him back around. Pac brings Darby around, dumps him down, and soaks up more heat. Pac then brings Darby along the fairway, CLUBS him on the neck, and stalks him as they return to the crowd. They then return to ringside, then the ring itself, and Pac covers, TWO! Darby toughs it out, but Pac stalks him to the corner. Pac uncovers a crossbar before he stands Darby up. Fairway to Hell returns to single picture as Pac tiles the tag rope to Darby’s chain necklace! Darby can’t get free before Pac BOOTS him! The ref reprimands, but Darby SPITS at Pac! Pac takes that defiance and BOOTS Darby again!
Pac then has Darby’s legs, and YANKS him from the corner! The tag rope breaks and Darby flounders around. Pac whips to then BACKDROP Darby 450 degrees! Pac then builds up speed, but Darby avoids the lariat! The fans fire up as Darby slingshots back in and dragon sleepers for the SCORPION DEATH DROP! Cover, TWO! Pac and Darby are both down while the fans rally up again. Darby crawls to a corner, climbs up top, and he watches Pac rise. Pac turns around, but he manages to trip Darby up first! Pac then climbs up after Darby, hauls him up, and SUPER DUPER FALCON ARROWS! Cover, TWO!! Darby survives and the fans fire up again!
Pac frowns while Darby flounders out of the ring. The fans rally for Darby while Pac takes his time going to the outside. Pac looks under the ring, and he brings out a table! The fans cheer but the ref reprimands, this isn’t No Disqualifications! Pac still sets the table up nearby, making sure it lines up with the corner. Pac puts Darby on the table, then climbs up said corner. The fans freak out, anticipating what Pac is planning, and he steadies himself as he takes aim. Pac SUPER SHOOTING STARS but only gets table!! Darby avoids disaster, and Pac is somehow still in this after his crash landing! Darby puts Pac in, trips him, and steps through!
The fans fire up as Darby steps over, SCORPION DEATHLOCK!! Pac endures, reaches out, but Darby sits deep! Pac fights, claws, reaches out, and powers his way forward! ROPEBREAK! Darby lets Pac go, and Pac waves to the back. Well, of course The Death Riders are here! Darby spots Wheeler Yuta, Daniel Garcia & Marina Shafir storming down the aisle, but then Pac CLOBBERS him! A distraction tactic is good enough as Pac now turns the proverbial tables. Then he signals for them to get something, and they bring out another table! The fans chant, “On The Green!” but Pac doesn’t care about that. He scoops Darby to go up the steel steps!
The fans boo as Pac tucks Darby in, TOMBSTONE on the steel steps! The fans go nuts as Darby flops to the floor! Wait, wait, wait, now The Death Riders have STACKED tables?! Pac smirks as he brings Darby back up, and he fireman’s carries Darby to bring him over. Darby goes to the backstage area while Collision goes picture in picture.
Pac carries Darby all the way around to the backstage area, because this is the only place to get upstairs! Pac SMACKS Darby off a wall on the way to the stairs, and the ref reprimands while Pac scares off curious fans. Pac drags Darby up the stairs with a headlock, and they go to the upper deck! Pac brings Darby past the nice bar and lounge area, the ref and Death Riders making sure fans don’t get too close. Pac SMACKS Darby off another wall, then drags Darby through this VIP seating area to go to the balcony. Pac stomps Darby to keep him down, then drags him to the balcony railing! And lo and behold, those stacked tables are right there!
The ref reprimands and the fans are freaking out already, but Pac is looking to toss Darby! Darby clings to the railing but Pac CLUBS him. Pac then drags Darby up, but Darby fires body shots! Fairway to Hell returns to single picture as Darby fights desperately! Darby CLAWS Pac’s back, but Marina shouts at Darby! The ref keeps her back, but that lets Pac LOW BLOW Darby! The Problem continues to be just that, but also the insurance policy for the Death Riders! Pac stands Darby up, and THROWS him off!! Darby crashes down through the tables!!! The fans lose their minds all over again while Pac hurries to go back downstairs!
AEW medical staff is already checking Darby as he’s down in the wreckage, but Pac says screw that! He fireman’s carries Darby and puts him back in the ring! Pac covers, TWO!!! Darby survives and the fans are thunderous! Pac and The Death Riders are in shock! Pac falls back to a corner as he shakes his head. Pac argues with the ref, but 2.99 still isn’t 3! The fans rally for Darby, but Pac storms over to him. Pac looms over Darby, Yuta slides a chair into the ring, but the ref snatches it away! Only for Marina to slide the title belt in! Pac takes aim while Darby rises, but then Darby springs to life! Pac has seen a ghost, or maybe a zombie!
Pac winds up, but Darby LOW BLOWS! And BELT SHOTS!! Darby gets Pac in place, goes up top, COFFIN DROP!! Cover, DARBY WINS!
Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall (still AEW World Champion)
Pac said it himself, Darby is the indestructible boy! But can Darby keep this up? Or will The Alpha come through on his promise and bring this title back to the Don Callis Family this Wednesday?
My Thoughts:
A great hour of AEW here as this special edition of Collision, though “Fairway to Hell” is such a random thing to begin with. They must’ve made a business deal with SoFi and TGL, which to me might be more AEW helping TGL get noticed on a national scale. And changing the status quo with the National Championship was quite the surprise, but that’s still great for Davis. Ricochet being the reason why, and then that compelling The Elite jumping into Stadium Stampede is a bit convoluted. I get they’re using continuity of how Kenny hates Callis and vice-versa, but it undercuts what I was hoping for in Hurt Syndicate getting to introduce new members. But hey, 7v7 is pretty wild, too.
I appreciate Divine Dominion adding something to their squash matches with that five minute goal. Slay & Ley already set a good time with over two minutes, and I’m sure two minutes will be the average as they just dominate all summer. And it seems Alex Windsor is gonna be out a little longer than expected, given that adjustment for Double or Nothing. A Fatal 4 Way is still good for how Thekla can use her challengers against each other, or be protected in a loss if they choose. It also helps bring in the Shidalander story, but it also feels like we’re skipping chapters. That Fatal 4 Way can probably get us to the team breaking up and Shida turning on Statlander for their own feud.
Bailey VS Grey probably was a legit standby match, that went quick. And Knight had a decent promo saying he and Bailey are still gonna be JetSpeed going for all the gold. Not sure if that comes true or just sets things up for the team to fall apart. And then a really wild main event with the “No Count Out” match. They probably could’ve just called that No Holds Barred but they wanted to add heat on how The Death Riders were cheating the second half of that match. Both table spots were risky, but obviously Darby did the crazier one. AEW really needs to be careful not to push it much further than that, though.
Then the news of Okada being out for Dynamite, hopefully it’s nothing too tragic with his family. But Takeshita as the substitute is a good choice, this helps build the Okada VS Takeshita match at the same time as building Darby up. Pretty sure MJF accepts the terms of Title VS Hair, and it’d be very MJF if he were to announce that while attacking Darby to close the show on Wednesday.
My Score: 8.8/10
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