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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (8/24/23)

The Mighty Front Man returns!

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ROH Wrestling 2023

Will someone #JustTapOut tonight?

AEW is preparing to go All In, but ROH isn’t going to be left out of the fun! Zack Sabre Jr. returns to defend the NJPW World Television Championship!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: Dalton Castle & The Boys VS The Dark Order; The Dark Order wins.
  • Kiera Hogan VS Lady Frost; Kiera wins.
  • Matt Sydal VS Serpentico; Sydal wins.
  • Leyla Hirsch VS Leila Grey; Hirsch wins.
  • Brandon Cutler w/ Colt Cabana VS Blake Christian; Blake wins.
  • Athena & Billie Starkz VS The Renegade Sisters; Athena & Billie win.
  • Ryan Nemeth VS Claudio Castagnoli; Claudio wins.
  • NJPW World Television Championship: Zack Sabre Jr. VS Christopher Daniels; ZSJ wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

Six Man Tag: Dalton Castle & The Boys VS The Dark Order!

The Peacock is red hot, especially after Brandon & Brent Tate got treated so badly by Samoa Joe! But while Castle chases the King of Wrestling Television, he and the Boys run into Evil Uno, Alex Reynolds & John Silver! Will that roaring flame inside of Castle become a raging inferno? Or will he get cut on The Dark Order’s new edge?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the trios sort out, and Castle starts against Silver. They circle, fans rally up, and Silver steps right up to Castle to shout, “I’m freakin’ jacked, baby!” Castle belly bumps Silver, then flexes back. Silver says HE’s jacked, not Castle! Castle says okay, and asks if this is part of the match. Silver shouts, “Give me a Boy!” Fans fire up and Castle is rather surprised. Castle says if that’s what Silver wants! Castle reaches out to tag in Brandon! Fans fire up and Brandon circles with Silver. They tie up, Silver waistlocks then SLAMS! Silver keeps on Brandon but Brandon fights up to get the ROPEBREAK.

Silver lets off, but he whips. Brandon reverses but Silver trophy lifts! To HOTSHOT! Silver then runs to UPPERCUT Brandon down! Silver flexes again and he drags Brandon up. But Brandon JAWBREAKERS! Tag to Brent, the Boys double whip Silver to drop, hurdle and DROPKICK! Silver scrambles, tag to Reynolds! Reynolds runs in, misses both Boys, and they double wrench to STRAITJACKET NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE!! Castle rallies the fans as Brent fireman’s carries Reynolds but Reynolds fights ! Silver goes up a corner, Brent is distracted, as is the ref! Reynolds slips off, shoves Brent to ropes and Uno trips Brent up!

Fans boo but Brent kicks Uno away. Reynolds DISCUS HAYMAKERS! Tag to Uno, then the Dark Order mugs Brent in the corner! Fans boo, the ref reprimands everybody, and Uno lets off. Uno drags Brent up to CHOP him back down! Uno brings Brent up, CHOPS him again, but Brent fires forearms in return! Fans fire up but Uno CHOPS Brent back down! Tag back to Reynolds and the Dark Order mugs Brent some more. Reynolds drags Brent up to snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Reynolds drags Brent up and talks trash, to then bump him off Uno’s boot. Tag to Silver, and Silver sits Brent up to KICK him down!

Fans chant “Save The Boys!” but Silver drags Brent up. Brent fights back with forearms! Brent ROCKS Silver, but then Silver shoots around to SNAP GERMAN! Silver is fuming now and he tags Uno in. Uno drags Brent up, suplexes and he holds Brent up! Uno marches around to then SLAM Brent down! Cover, TWO! Brent is toughing this out but Uno KNEES him in the back! Uno drags Brent up, bends the fingers and tags in Reynolds. Uno bumps Brent off buckles to then BLAST Brandon! Reynolds helps send Uno back in to SPLASH Brent! Reynolds ELBOWS, Uno clotheslines, then short arm LARIATS! Cover, TWO!

Reynolds keeps on Bren with a chinlock but Castle protests all the cheating. Brent endures and fans rally up. Brent fights to his feet, throws body shots, then he ROCKS Reynolds! Brent runs, but into an ELBOW! Reynolds tags Uno and Uno CHOPS! Brent sits right down, but Uno drags him right up. Uno wrenches but Brent throws forearms! Brent reaches out but Uno keeps him back! Back suplex, but Brent lands on his feet! Brent staggers into the Dark Order corner, but he BOOTS Uno and throws forearms on the others! Uno returns, Brent slides under! Hot tag to Castle! The Peacock rallies on the Dark Order!

Fans fire up as Castle blocks a haymaker to BACK ELBOW Uno! EXPLODER for Reynolds! EXPLODER for Silver! EXPLODER for Uno!! Fans fire up for the hattrick and Castle is roaring! “BRING ME A BOY!!” Brandon slides in and Castle TOSSES him into Silver! Brent slides in, and Castle TOSSES him at Reynolds! Brandon returns, so Castle TOSSES him at Uno! Another hattrick and Brandon puts Uno in! Castle runs to roar and SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Castle KNEES Uno in the back, then he tags Brent in. Brent hobbles his way to a corner and climbs up. Castle brings Uno up, but Uno RAMS Castle into ropes, that trips Brent up!

Uno clotheslines Castle up and out! Reynolds FLYING DDTS Castle, and Silver DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS! Uno says thumbs down, it’s over! But Brent fights the lift! Brandon gets Brent free and then hits a CUTTER! Fans fire up as the Boys build speed, and DOUBLE- HAYMAKERS!! Silver & Reynolds wipe out the Boys, and then Reynolds THROWS Brandon into railing! Uno CLOBBERS Brent! Tag to Reynolds, tag to Silver. The Dark Order gets Brent up, Silver runs, PENDULUM BOMB!! Cover, The Dark Order wins!

Winners: The Dark Order, by pinfall

Uno, Reynolds & Silver are rolling with their own raging inferno! Will they blaze their own trail to titles now that they’ve revived themselves?

 

Backstage interview with Athena & Billie Starkz.

Lexi Nair is with the ROH Women’s World Champion and her new protégé and says Athena asked for this time. What does she want to say? Athena says, “We all saw it last week. The tension that is in the air between you two. And I just want you to know, that we can all coexist as a big, happy ROH family here.” Billie and Lexi are both confused but Athena says she made them shirts! Oh, thanks. Yeah, don’t worry, they match Athena’s. They’re gorgeous. Put them on. Put them on. PUT THEM ON. Okay, okay, chill! Lexi and Billie do as told, and these tank tops are all sparkly with glitter.

Athena shows that Lexi’s says “Athena’s Bestie,” and Billie’s says “Minion #400,237 & 3/4ths.” Billie’s not even a whole minion? Hey, where is the gratitude? Athena put 14 HOURS into these shirts! Okay, right, she did a great job. Athena says in honor of their new family, she’s gonna take Billie up on that idea from last week. Athena & Billie VS The Renegade Sisters, tonight! And Athena hopes she and Billie do Lexi proud. YAY~! Okay, Billie, calm down. Now let’s go! The Fallen Goddess and her sidekick-not-sidekick head out, will they get even with Robyn & Charlette?

 

Kiera Hogan VS Lady Frost!

Fire and ice is an age old battle, and now two women who embody each clash in the ring! Will Kiera melt Frost down? Or will she be blown out by a cold front?

The Code of Honor is upheld, and the bell rings. The two tie up, Frost wrenches and arm-drags to a cover, TWO! Ghost pin, ONE! Both women stand, Kiera ducks the buzzsaw but not the mule kick! Kiera staggers, kicks back but Frost ducks! Kiera ducks another kick, Frost dodges a low kick and a clothesline, and then DOUBLE ROUNDHOUSES connect! Kiera falls but Frost staggers around. Kiera goes to the apron, Frost steadies herself, and Frost storms up on Kiera. Frost drags Kiera up but Kiera ROCKS her back! Frost staggers, but she BOOTS Kiera, then handsprings to kick Kiera down!

Fans rally up and Frost goes to the apron. Frost aims, avoids a sweep from Kiera, but Kiera blocks a kick! Kiera throws Frost but Frost handsprings through! Kiera blocks another kick and she throws Frost down successfully this time! Fans cheer and Kiera puts Frost in to cover, ONE! Frost staggers to a corner but Kiera runs in. Frost dodges, runs back in but Kiera ELBOWS her away! Kiera goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! Kiera then stands Frost up, turns her, and NECKBREAKER! Frost staggers, into a SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO! Frost survives but Kiera aims from the corner. Kiera runs in to clothesline!

Kiera says kiss this, and she runs back in. Frost dodges the hip attack to GAMANGIRI! Frost sits Kiera down, goes corner to corner and handsprings to CANNONBALL! Cover, TWO! Frost drags Kiera from the corner, brings her up, but Kiera grabs a leg. Frost shoves her away, but Kiera ducks the spin kick! Kiera reels Frost in, hooks a leg, FISHERMAN SCREW! Bridging cover, Kiera wins!

Winner: Kiera Hogan, by pinfall

Kiera made Frost #FaceTheMusic, and that’s all, PERIODT! Kiera and Frost still keep the Code of Honor, but now Kiera is back on track. Will she get herself another shot at the ROH Women’s World Championship in the future?

 

Matt Sydal VS Serpentico!

Third Eye Reborn had a great time at All Star Junior Festival USA, and now he’s back to head for the top of ROH! But will #SNAKEMAN stand in his way? Or will Sydal simply soar over Serpentico?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and fans rally up. Sydal and Serpentico circle, tie up, and Sydal waistlocks. Serpentico fights to a headlock but Sydal pries free to top wristlock. Serpentico spins through, waistlocks, but Sydal switches. Sydal then swings around to a cravat but Serpentico fights it to headlock and CLUB Sydal down. Serpentico snapmares but Sydal handsprings through to flying-mare! Cover, ONE! The two stand off and Sydal applauds. Fans cheer, too, and Serpentico gives some sarcastic applause, and then he kicks Sydal low! Serpentico cheers himself on, but then Sydal blocks a kick!

Sydal spins back to trip Serpentico, and then STANDING MARIPOSA! Cover, TWO! Sydal keeps on Serpentico and bumps him off buckles. Sydal whips corner to corner then ELBOWS Serpentico, and then KICKS a leg! Sydal whips corner to corner, runs in but Serpentico boots back! Serpentico reaches up to RANA! And then COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, TWO! Sydal is still in this but Serpentico stands on Sydal’s hand! Fans rally, Serpentico brings Sydal up but Sydal throws body shots. Sydal fires up, Serpentico ducks his roundhouse and rolls him up! Sydal rolls through but Serpentico SUPERKICKS! And BASEMENT DDTS! Cover, TWO!

Sydal survives and Serpentico is a big surprised. Serpentico says he’s gonna finish this, and he snap suplexes Sydal into a drop zone! Fans rally as Serpentico climbs up! Fans fire up as Serpentico aims, to DIVING DOUBLE- NO, Sydal dodges the stomps! Sydal runs back in, Serpentico ducks the jump knee, but the JUMP SOBAT hits! Sydal storms up, brings Serpentico around, and KICKS a leg! And KICKS Serpentico int he chest! More KICKS and down goes Serpentico! Sydal whips Serpentico but Serpentico reverses, only for Sydal to WHEEL KICK! Fans fire up with Sydal and he drags Serpentico back up.

Sydal fisherman’s and hits the BUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Serpentico survives but Sydal keeps on him, only for Serpentico to JAWBREAKER! Serpentico swings, Sydal dodges, and Sydal schoolboys with a bridge! TWO and Sydal tries another, TWO! Serpentico goes to a corner, Sydal runs in, but into an ELBOW! Serpentico goes up, but Sydal JUMP RANAS! Serpentico goes flying! Fans fire up as both men stand, QUESTION MARK KICK! Sydal brings Serpentico up and around, LIGHTNING SPIRAL! Cover, Sydal wins!

Winner: Matt Sydal, by pinfall

The momentum continues for Sydal, but will he keep this going all the way to a title opportunity?

 

Backstage interview with Stokely Hathaway.

Lexi Nair is with the ROH board member, whose arm is in a sling, and says he asked for this time. Yes, because Joe and Stokely were victorious against The Boys. And as Stokely recalls, someone was laughing at that idea. They were heehee-ing and haha-ing at Stokely saying he was the Ruff Rider of ROH. Everyone wants to know, did Samoa Joe respect Stokely Hathaway? The real question is does Stokely Hathaway respect Samoa Joe? And the answer is yes. So what about that? Huh? Lexi says she’ll be honest, no one here respects Stokely. She hands him the mic and leaves, and he says, “Well damn. I was about to ask you if you wanted to go to TGI Fridays, TK left his card on the table.

“But just like Tyler Perry said, I can do bad all by my damn self. Get the camera off me.” Stokely storms off, will he make the wrestlers and fans of ROH respect him?

 

Leyla Hirsch VS Leila Grey!

Maria Kanellis-Bennett has been promising LEGIT opportunities to Leyla, but will Leyla earn those all on her own? Or will the Last Baddie Standing prove she can be just as dangerous in the ROH Women’s Division?

Fans chant for “LEYLA! LEYLA!” and each woman says that’s for them. The Code of Honor is not upheld as Hirsch kicks Grey’s hand away! The bell rings and they both run in! Hirsch waistlocks but Grey fights the lift. Grey sits down, but Hirsch rolls her around. Fans rally for Leyla but Leila fights up. So Hirsch shifts to a full nelson! Then shifts to a cravat and snapmare, to then waistlock again. Grey pries at the hold but Hirsch drags her back up, to SLAM her back down! Hirsch flips Grey over, rolls her to her feet then runs, but Grey arm-drags! Hirsch goes to ropes, Grey arm-drags again! And SHOTGUNS!

Fans fire up for Leila as Leyla goes to a corner. Grey runs in but Hirsch dodges to GERMAN SUPLEX! Grey flops and Hirsch says she’s the only real Leyla. She stalks Grey, fans rally up and Hirsch kinda mocks them. Hirsch CHOKES Grey on ropes, the ref counts, but Hirsch lets off at 4. Grey sputters, throws elbows, but Hirsch CLUBS her down! Maria is on the stage to watch as Hirsch fires off forearms! Hirsch then drags Grey out to snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Grey is hanging tough, but Hirsch waistlocks and squeezes tight with a rear bearhug! Fans rally up and Grey endures. Grey fights up, but Hirsch throws her back down!

Hirsch gator rolls Grey around, but Grey fights back up to her feet. Grey throws elbows, gets free, and runs, then ducks ‘n’ dodges and LARIATS! Fans rally as Grey hits another LARIAT! Grey whips Hirsch to a corner, runs in, and SHINING WIZARDS! Grey snapmares Hirsch then storms up to spin and fireman’s carry, DEATH VALLEY BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Maria is a little annoyed that Hirsch is struggling here. Grey reels Hirsch in, underhooks the arms, but Hirsch wrenches out to OLYMPIC SLAM! And then LEGIT ARMBAR!! Grey taps, Hirsch wins!

Winner: Leyla Hirsch, by submission

Maria applauds, happy to see Hirsch got out of that one. Hirsch is the alpha Leyla, but will she make herself the alpha female of ROH?

 

Backstage interview with The Mogul Embassy.

Lexi is with Prince Nana, Brian Cage, Toa Liona & Bishop Kaun and says they’re going to defend the ROH World Six Man Tag Team Championships against Action Andretti, Darius Martin & Lee Johnson. Nana laughs and says those guys are just “Dumb, Dumb & Dumbier! Lexi, you are looking at the ROH Six Man World Champions! How long have we been champions, huh? How many of these opponents have they sent to us? We have beaten these guys so many times! Huh? Why?” Kaun asks Lexi, “Have we not beaten these boys enough?” He then asks Action & Darius, “How much agony do you want to be put through? Have we not embarrassed you enough?”

Kaun says that being the vicious fighting champions they are, go ahead! The Embassy challenges Action, Darius & Lee to bring something they’ve never seen before and actually beat them for once! Cage says that it’s Andretti & Darius again! Again! It doesn’t matter how many times those guys go looking for a new partner like the prize in a box of Cracker Jack, the outcome will be the same, and that’s The Embassy walking out on top! And they don’t have time to waste! The gain train leaves at 9 AM sharp, and only has two stops: Gain City and Pound Town! And Cage knows those three aren’t body guys, so they don’t have a ticket!

So Embassy will leave Action, Darius & Lee behind, steamroll them, and still be ROH World Six Man Tag Team Champions! They are absolutely the best at what they do! And what they do isn’t very nice, but it’s damn cool! Who betta?! Mogul Embassy Foreva! Liona roars, will he and the Embassy feast on yet another trio?

 

Brandon Cutler w/ Colt Cabana VS Blake Christian!

He may be cold spray lackey and personal cameraman to The Elite, THE THE Elite, but he’s got an ROH icon in his corner! Will Cutler bring his own BOOM BOOM to the ring? Or will Cutler be unable to break All Heart?

The Code of Honor is upheld and the bell rings. The two circle, fans rally, and the two tie up. Blake headlocks, Cutler powers out but Blake runs him over! Blake watches Cutler get up and Cutler gets in Blake’s face. Cutler then headlocks but Blake powers out, so Cutler runs him over! Blake kips up and fans fire up but Cutler says calm it down. Cutler swings, Blake dodges, and then Blake comes back to tilt-o-whirl and roll-up! ONE, but Blake runs back in and redirects. Cutler hurdles, and Blake front flips over him! Cutler & Colt want a timeout but this ain’t that kinda match! Blake headlocks, Cutler powers out and pops Blake up, but Blake RANAS!

Cutler flounders, Blake runs and wheelbarrows to victory roll and SPLASH! Fans fire up while Cutler crawls to the outside. Colt sprays Cutler down, Blake runs up the corner and to the apron, but Cutler BOOTS! Cutler reels Blake in, but Blake fights the lift! Blake slips under Cutler, BOOTS from below, then kips up! Fans fire up as Blake reels Cutler in, but Cutler fights the suplex! Cutler spins Blake around but Blake throws elbows. Cutler shoves Blake at the corner but Blake swings around the way and springboards to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cutler falls to the floor and fans fire up! Blake builds speed, to FLY! Direct hit with the Fosbury Flop!

Fans fire up, Blake high-fives fans, and Colt cold sprays Blake’s shoulder? Blake says stop it, and he puts Cutler in. Cover, TWO! Blake drags Cutler to a drop zone, goes to the apron, and fans fire up as he calls his shot. SPRINGBOARD 450, but Blake has to roll through as Cutler moves! Cutler runs in, scoops, and MICHINOKU DRIVERS! Cutler spins Blake around, to drop an elbow! Cutler does a dance move, DAB ELBOW! Then running man, grasshopper and a spin, ELBOW! Cover, TWO! Fans rally for Blake but Cutler drags him up. Fireman’s carry, AIRPLANE SPIN! Cutler goes around and around and around EIGHT times!

Both men stagger around, Cutler spots Blake, but Blake RAMS him down first! Fans fire up while both men are down, Colt rallies for Cutler, but Blake kips up first! Cutler kips- er, flops. Blake smirks and walks over, but Cutler KICKS from below! Cutler gets up, but Blake PELES in return! Blake swings, Cutler ducks to ROLLING ELBOW! Blake spins Cutler, snapmares, and then runs in, COLLISION COURSE! Cover, TWO! Cutler survives but the fans fire up with Blake! Blake drags Cutler up, fireman’s carries, ROLLING DEATH VALLEY, and a SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO!! Cutler survives and Blake grows frustrated.

Colt rallies for Cutler and Blake brings Cutler up. Blake KICKs Cutler in the chest, and again, and again! Blake fires up but Cutler ducks! Pump handle, POWERSLAM! OFF COMES THE JACKET! Fans fire up as Cutler is shredded! Blake runs in, into a BOOT! Cutler copies Colt, SUPERMAN CLUTCH! TWO!?! Blake escapes and Colt can’t believe it! Cutler drags Blake up again, hoists him up top, and then climbs up after him. Cutler vows to end this but Blake fires hands, and a HEADBUTT! Down goes Cutler, Blake calls his shot! Springboard but he again has to bail out as Cutler moves! And yet Blake handsprings through to NEURALIZER KICK!

Fans fire up as Cutler ends up on ropes! Blake runs, 619!! And now, SPRINGBOARD 450!! Cover, Blake wins!

Winner: Blake Christian, by pinfall

The cheetah print beats the gradient tiger strips! Will Blake be just as fast in his chase for gold?

 

Backstage interview with Tony Nese & Mark Sterling.

Lexi is with The Premier Athlete and Smart Mark, and brings up that last week, Nese said he wasn’t gonna wrestle and do his group training instead, but then Jerry Lynn told him he was wrestling… Nese says the problem was that Jerry Lynn doesn’t think a verbal agreement is legally binding! Sterling says he was absolutely assured that Nese was Not going to wrestle and that he could do his group training. Sterling will make sure this issue is cleared up. But that doesn’t matter now. Out there, back here, the mission stays the same. Nese sees it wherever he goes. Look, right here!

Nese calls someone over, and they walk up. Nese asks what’s in the cup, and the guy says, “Soda.” SODA! Do you know what’s in soda? SUGAR! Tons and tons of it! And y’know what sugar does? It KILLS you! What? Nese tells the guy to pour his drink out and get some damn water! Hurry, get outta Nese’s shot. The guy sulks away, and Nese says if ROH thinks they’re gonna stop Nese and deprive the fans of this training, “I’d like to see them find someone who’s gonna stop me.” Nese has issued the ultimatum, will ROH management show him not to test them?

 

Athena & Billie Starkz VS The Renegade Sisters!

Just as The Fallen Goddess said, she and “Minion 400,237 & 3/4ths” are going to settle things with the upstart Robyn & Charlette. Will Athena & Billie prove they run this division? Or will the Renegades get one over on the ROH Women’s World Champion?

Athena is already throwing a fit about things, but the Code of Honor is still upheld. But then the Renegades take cheap shots, only for Athena & Billie to dodge! The bell rings right before the DOUBLE SUPERKICKS hit! The Renegades run back in, Athena & Billie dodge to DOUBLE SHOTGUN! And even double kip up! The Renegades bail out and Billie’s all fired up! She wants Athena to keep it going, and Athena says okay. Billie builds speed but Athena doesn’t! The Renegades catch Billie’s tope! But then Athena CANNONBALLS them all over! Fans fire up and Athena cheers herself on. Then she tells Billie to take whichever Renegade that is and throw her into something!

Athena drags Charlette up and Billie has Robyn, and Athena POSTS Charlette while Billie puts Robyn in the ring! Athena is upset, that wasn’t good enough! But Billie defends “in the ring” is still something! Athena says she had so many choices, though! Billie gets in after Robyn, ducks the lariat to sweep the legs, then runs to basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Fans rally as Billie stalks Robyn and drags her up. Billie suplexes but Robyn blocks! Fans rally “Let’s Go, Billie!” as Billie CLUBS away on Robyn! Robyn wrenches but Billie ROUNDHOUSES her! Billie suplexes but Robyn slips out, and scrambles to tag Charlette!

Charlette gets around Billie, whips her to the corner, then back body blocks! Robyn tags back in, and she sends Charlette in, only for Billie to put her on the apron. Robyn runs in, blocks Billie’s boots, but as she throws them aside, Billie uses that to KICK Charlette down! Billie then KICKS Robyn! Billie hops up, but Robyn distracts the ref by having him check her mouth, and Charlette YANKS Billie down! Billie’s stuck in the ropes, Robyn runs in to DOUBLE KNEE! Tag to Charlette, the Renegades drag Billie out, and they DOUBLE FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Charlette keeps Billie down and taunts Athena.

Athena is annoyed but Charlette bumps Billie off buckles. Tag back to Robyn, and this time, Charlette whips Robyn in to BOOT Billie! Robyn feeds Billie to Charlette’s SWINGING SIDE SLAM! Cover, TWO! Robyn drags Billie from Athena and drags her back up. Fans rally, but Robyn puts Billie in a CAMEL CLUTCH! Billie endures, so Robyn SLAMS Billie down! Robyn drags Billie up, but Billie BITES Robyn’s hand! Fans fire up, the ref reprimands, but Billie lets off to ROCK Robyn with a right! Billie runs but Robyn picks her up and RAMS her into the Renegade corner! Tag to Charlette and she stomps a mudhole!

Charlette RAMS into Billie, lets off as the ref counts, and Charlette snapmares Billie. Cover, TWO! Charlette drags Billie up, bumps her off buckles, and tags in Robyn. Robyn pulls Billie’s hair, taunts Athena, and fireman’s carries. Billie fights free, slides under, but Robyn grabs a foot! Robyn drags Billie back but Billie BOOTS her away! Hot tags to Charlette and Athena! Athena DECKS Charlette, gets Billie up and RAMS her into Charlette! Fans fire up and Athena cheers herself on for weaponizing her own minion! But Robyn storms up to pull Athena’s hair! Athena breaks free and ROUNDHOUSES Robyn down!

Athena tells Billie to get up and come here already. Billie staggers over, runs, and Athena gives her a boost! POWERBOMB onto Robyn! And then deadlift to POWERBOMB onto Charlette!! More weaponized minion style and it’s working out! Athena then kicks Robyn aside so she can reel Billie into an inverted Gory Especial?! To INVERTED ALABAMA SLAM her onto Charlette! Cover, Robyn breaks it! Robyn swings on Billie, Billie dodges and SUPERKICKS! Charlette gets Billie with a SAMAON DRIVER! But Athena rolls Charlette up, with the pants! TWO!! Everyone is down and fans fire up!

Athena and Charlette stir, Billie returns to the corner. Athena grabs at Charlette but Charlette YANKS her out of the ring! Billie runs up to BOOT Charlette out! Billie builds speed, but Robyn fireman’s carries! Charlette joins in, BOOT O’ DOOM!! Cover, TWO?!? Fans fire up as the Renegades see Athena returning. They get her with double choke grips, to DOUBLE CHOKE SLAM!!! Robyn covers, TWO!!! Athena survives and the Renegades can’t believe it! Fans rally for Billie but Robyn says she’s ending this! Robyn drags Athena up, fireman’s carries, Charlette distracts Billie. Billie DECKS Charlette! And that distracts Robyn!

Athena slips free to O’Conner Roll! TWO! Athena DECKS Robyn!! Fans fire up and Athena drags Robyn over. Athena says hold on, and she goes up top. Billie wants in, but Athena aims. Billie tags in before the O FACE!!! And then Billie goes up top! Charlette runs in, Athena SPEARS her down! Billie SWANTON BOMBS!! Cover, Athena & Billie win!!

Winners: Athena & Billie Starkz, by pinfall

Athena is upset that Billie sniped the finish but Billie says they still won! They were a team, so it’s their win! Athena is still upset, so she looks to take her anger out on the Renegades! She chases them down at the ramp, THROWS them both down, then drags Charlette back into the ring! Athena shoves Charlette in and says Billie has to prove herself! Athena has the belt and she sets Charlette up! Fans tell Billie no and Billie doesn’t want to, and then Robyn gets Charlette out of there! Robyn says Athena is crazy! Billie calms Athena down, hands her the belt back, but Athena says NO ONE touches the belt, that’s hers!

Athena eventually cools off, and she tells Billie to head on out with her. Will this “friendship” work out if Athena keeps demanding too much of Billie?

 

Ryan Nemeth VS ???

The Hollywood Hunk is here in ROH, and he has a mic to “welcome everybody here to Hunk Appreciation Night!” And he’ll explain what that means, it’s easy. First off, HE is the hunk! Secondly, the fans all appreciate him! He’ll help them get started. “Thank You, Hunk! Thank You, Hunk!” Some fans do echo that and Nemeth says he forgot they’re a wrestling crowd, he’ll do it slower so they’ll understand. “Thank. You. Hunk!” The fans chant “C M PUNK!” Nemeth sighs, and says that since it is Hunk Appreciation Night, he wants the locker room to appreciate him, too. So if there is anybody in the back who’s got a problem with The Hunk, he will fight anyone here!

“And when The Hunk says anybody, he means anybody! Even a world champion! LET’S GO!” Well ask and he receives, here comes CLAUDIO CASTAGNOLI! The ROH World Champion dared any and all would-be contenders to step up and prove they can do this “job” better than he can, but will he cross Nemeth off that list?

As Claudio steps into the ring, Nemeth still has the mic to make sure Claudio understands, when he said world champion, he honestly didn’t realize Claudio was here. Nemeth has no beef with Claudio, but doesn’t blame him for wanting to get his hands all over this. But no, not tonight. Nemeth looks to leave, but Claudio trips him up! The bell rings, and here comes the SWISS SWING! Fans fire up as Claudio goes around and around and around, and stops at a count of FOURTY!! Claudio actually has to steady himself, he did a lot more than usual! Nemeth flounders around, Claudio takes off the elbow pad, and he says, “Thank You, Hunk.” EURO UPPER! Cover, Claudio wins!

Winner: Claudio Castagnoli, by pinfall

Claudio shakes Nemeth’s hand for the Code of Honor, and then says, “Careful what you wish for. Just because you don’t see me doesn’t mean I’m not there.” The Swiss Superman now heads on to All In London, will he, the Blackpool Combat Club and the returning Proud ‘n’ Powerful conquer Eddie Kingston, Penta El Zero Miedo & Best Friends in Stadium Stampede?

 

NJPW World Television Championship: Zack Sabre Jr. VS Christopher Daniels!

The Front Man of TMDK has been nigh unstoppable since becoming the inaugural NJPW World TV Champion, his first singles belt in NJPW ever! But while this belt is about the future, ZSJ is taking on an ROH icon, who has won just about every title in ROH! Will ZSJ keep season one of this title going? Or will the Fallen Angel take over from here?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if Daniels can make the Mighty kneel!

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and the two circle. Fans rally and duel, “FALLEN ANGEL!” “Z S J!” The two feel things out, tie up, and ZSJ waistlocks to a full nelson. Daniels pries at the hold, breaks it to have a wristlock, but ZSJ rolls to get away. Fans rally as the two circle, and they tie up again. ZSJ wrenches to a hammerlock, half nelson, back to the wristlock and then back to the hammerlock. Daniels reaches back to headlock and he grinds ZSJ down. Daniels hits the takeover, but ZSJ goes to headscissor. Daniels pushes that away, they fight up to their feet and ZSJ powers out. ZSJ drops down, but Daniels falls on him for the headlock!

Fans cheer this technical exchange, but then ZSJ rolls to a cover. TWO, and Daniels keeps the headlock. ZSJ tries another cover, TWO! ZSJ pops free to hammerlock and then hook an arm with a leg! ZSJ pulls Daniels around into a cover, ONE! ZSJ keeps on Daniels’ arm, twists the wrist and pushes it down! ZSJ then top wristlocks, and STOMPS the elbow! Fans fire up whiles Daniels clutches that arm. ZSJ paces around, brings Daniels up but Daniels pushes ZSJ away. Daniels tries to protect the bad arm but ZSJ grabs it to step over and HIP DROP! Then omoplata, and ARM TWIST! Daniels writhes to ropes and time is ticking away.

ZSJ storms after Daniels in a corner, wrenches and wristlocks, and again! And again! ZSJ whips, Daniels reels ZSJ in for a NECKBREAKER! Daniels gets up, another NECKBREAKER! ZSJ writhes now and Daniels looms over him. Daniels cravats to crank on ZSJ’s neck, then snapmares to CHOP ZSJ on the back! NECK TWIST! Daniels shows his own technical savagery and he stalks ZSJ. Daniels CLUBS ZSJ on the neck, ROCKS him with a forearm, then throws short elbows in the corner! Daniels whips corner to corner hard and ZSJ falls! Fans rally as Daniels brings ZSJ up. Daniels turns ZSJ to then NECKBREAKER DROP! Cover, TWO!

ZSJ is still in this but Daniels is on him. Daniels CLUBS ZSJ on the neck again, then wrenches to a back suplex. ZSJ fights free and now he has a GUILLOTINE FACELOCK! Daniels fights and goes for a suplex, but ZSJ fights it to WRING the arm out! Daniels writhes again, clutching shoulder and elbow. ZSJ watches from a corner, the ref checks Daniels, but Daniels refuses to give up here. ZSJ storms up on Daniels again, ZSJ wrenches and wrangles Daniels, to then stand on Daniels’ head while twisting the bad arm! ZSJ hammerlocks, then STOMPS it! ZSJ says time’s ticking away, and he stalks around Daniels.

ZSJ stands on Daniels’ leg, then twists the other with a standing toehold! Then ZSJ STOMPS that leg, then STOMPS the bad arm! Fans rally as ZSJ paces around. ZSJ clamps onto Daniels’ arm, Daniels fights up, and fans rally again. ZSJ powers the double wristlock but Daniels whips free, only for ZSJ to run him over! ZSJ headlocks, but Daniels SAIDOS free! Both men are down and fans rally up again. ZSJ goes to a corner, Daniels goes to the other. ZSJ runs in but Daniels dodges! LARIAT! CHOP! Daniels whips, ZSJ reverses but Daniels LEAPING LARIATS! Fans fire up with Daniels as he fireman’s carries, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO!

ZSJ is hanging tough but Daniels keeps close. Daniels drags ZSJ up, CLUBS away on his neck, and then runs. ZSJ ducks the lariat to wrench and PELE the arm! Daniels staggers, ZSJ drop toeholds! STOMP to the bad arm! Fans fire up while Daniels writhes. ZSJ says that’s how good he is! ZSJ brings Daniels up to UPPERCUT! Daniels ROCKS ZSJ with a forearm! ZSJ UPPERCUTS again! Daniels wobbles but he ROCKS ZSJ again! UPPERCUT! FOREARM! Daniels fires off a flurry, but ZSJ KICKS the bad arm! ZSJ runs in to UPPERCUT at the corner! Wrench and takedown, but Daniels rolls through the Fujiwara, so ZSJ shifts to CROSS ARMBAR!

Daniels hurries to clasp hands, then pushes to a stack! TWO!! ZSJ escapes, swings, but into a COMPLETE SHOT! KOJI KLUTCH!! ZSJ endures, fans fire up, and Daniels puts on as much pressure as he can muster! ZSJ is turning red, but he twists Daniels’ foot! ZSJ slips free, has the bad arm again for a double wristlock and takedown, but Daniels has a fisherman cradle! TWO!!!! ZSJ escapes, kicks, misses, and Daniels kicks low! Daniels underhooks, but the bad arm holds back the lift! ZSJ wrenches, Daniels fights the takedown, and Daniels gets around to schoolboy ZSJ, TWO!! Omoplata and RINGS OF SATURN!

Daniels fights, moves around, ZSJ bends those fingers and CRANKS that arm! Daniels quits, ZSJ wins!

Winner: Zack Sabre Jr, by submission (still NJPW World Television Champion)

The Front Man does it again, and in just under 10 minutes! But he shows Daniels respect, and Daniels shows it back. They shake hands for the Code of Honor and Daniels even raises ZSJ’s hand. Will ZSJ stick around to keep running the show? Will anyone ever stop him and this inaugural season?


My Thoughts:

A really good ROH for being 84 minutes, and the “filler” matches were actually a lot of fun tonight. Cutler with Colt as his cold spray toting cameraman is an interesting development, with the story probably built on Being The Elite or something, and they make a good combo already. Great match out of Blake and Cutler with Blake getting a great win. Maybe Blake finds his way to a title opportunity, but at this point, he isn’t winning. Joe, Shibata and Claudio are too badass for All Heart to beat, but he could look awesome even in losing. And speaking of Claudio, I like him humbling Nemeth there in that squash match. No idea who ROH is going to throw at him next, other than revisiting and finishing story with Eddie Kingston.

Sydal VS Serpentico was also good, and I figured Sydal would win. He’s kinda in the same boat as Blake, though, with credentials to challenge for titles but not really to win them right now. Good promo from Stokely where he tries to spin last week’s win in his favor, and then Lexi just throws it all back in his face. Good promo from Nese and Sterling to frame the story of Nese’s health and fitness obsession as being held down by management, like a strange flipside to the usual “corrupt management holds down popular Face.” Nese daring ROH to throw whoever at him has to lead to like, Nese VS Shibata. I don’t see that many Faces in ROH coming off as the menacing kind Nese would be afraid of outside of The Wrestler.

Great opener out of Castle & The Boys VS Dark Order, and it makes sense that Dark Order wins by taking down a Boy. We still need new people to #JoinDarkOrder, but hey, them winning can be the recruiting tool this time around. Good promo from Mogul Embassy talking trash on Action, Darius & Lee Johnson ahead of their Six Man title match, which I would think Embassy wins. But what a shocker if Action, Darius & Lee did win on the ROH between All In and All Out. Then Dark Order can move in as the Heels to take on Face champions while Mogul Embassy goes full time in AEW, probably to go after the AEW Trios Championships, which I’m just assuming ends up on Billy Gunn & The Acclaimed this Sunday.

Really good match from Kiera VS Frost for a one-week story of “Fire” calling out ice. Kiera winning is fine, she herself needs momentum if she’s to go after a title at some point. Now, yes AEW has a midcard women’s title but also struggles to find time to schedule women’s matches, but hey, why not do something for ROH? ROH Women’s TV Championship to parallel the ROH World TV Championship, and have Kiera, Frost, Trish Adora, maybe a couple others, big tournament or big singular match like elimination or ladder match, and boom, you have something more for all these great talents putting in the work.

Really good match out of Leyla VS Leila, though not exactly on the level of Adam Cole VS Adam Page or something. Hirsch was of course winning, and there’s still the question of whether she’ll join Maria Kanellis and the Kingdom’s Army. I’m leaning towards no, she won’t, and some other woman joins Maria and looks to beat Leyla down. Marina Shafir is also legit, give us Leyla VS Marina for that story. And then really good stuff in the story of Athena & Billie. Really fun promo with Lexi, and really good tag match with the Renegades. I like that they kept the dysfunction to a minimum, really only affecting the finish and post match stuff. This has to break down fast, though, for Athena VS Billie to happen at some point.

And as with all of ZSJ’s matches, and certainly all of his NJPW World TV Championship defenses, we got great stuff going on in a small window of time. Daniels is not really who I’d expect to challenge for the belt NJPW themselves marketed as “the youth movement” title. But hey, Daniels is someone who can keep up with ZSJ, and really adds to ZSJ’s title reign with ZSJ winning here. There was mention of Metalik getting a shot, that will be great because Metalik is all about speed, and acrobatics, which is like the exactly opposite style as ZSJ’s style. They’re going to have a great match, but I would think ZSJ finds a way to win. At most, it’s a time limit draw so Metalik looks strong and can go after some other title.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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