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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (8/22/24)

Chicken VS Beast!

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Can The Beast Mortos #ManUp against Mark Briscoe?

As crazy as it may seem, Mark Briscoe gave The Beast Mortos this shot at the ROH World Championship! Will there be a new champion crowned?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • 8 Man Tag: Dustin Rhodes, Sammy Guevara & The Von Erichs VS The Undisputed Kingdom & The Dark Order; win.
  • Six Man Tag: Atlantis Jr, Fuego Del Solo & Serpentico VS The Cage of Agony; The Cage of Agony wins.
  • Abadon VS Alejandra Lion; Abadon wins.
  • MXM Collection VS Pillars of Destiny; MXM wins.
  • Pure Rules Match: Angelico VS Aaron Solo; Angelico wins.
  • Trish Adora w/ The Infantry VS Erica Leigh; Adora wins.
  • Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes VS KM; Komander wins.
  • EJ Nduka VS Deonn Rusman; Nduka wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Iron Savages VS Jay Alexander, Colton Charles & Rosario Grillo; The Iron Savages win.
  • Marina Shafir VS Tiara James; Shafir wins.
  • Matthew Menard & Angelo Parker VS Jacoby Watts & Nick Comoroto; Menard & Parker win.
  • Tony Nese w/ Mark Sterling VS Lio Rush; Lio wins.
  • ROH World Championship: Mark Briscoe VS The Beast Mortos; Mark wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

8 Man Tag: Dustin Rhodes, Sammy Guevara & The Von Erichs VS The Undisputed Kingdom & The Dark Order!

Team Texas got jumped last Thursday, but then The Natural & The Spanish God got some revenge by taking the ROH World Tag Team Championships from Matt Taven & Mike Bennett! So now, it’s technically The Kingdom coming for payback…? Well, that aside, will John Silver & Alex Reynolds help Taven & Bennett continue where last week left off? Or will Dustin, Sammy, Marshall & Ross stand tall and ride off into the sunset?

The Code of Honor is NOT upheld as Team Texas agrees, The Kingdom & Dark Order don’t deserve respect! So Kingdom & Dark Order take swings, but Team Texas block, to QUADRUPLE IRON CLAW! The fans fire up, Evil Uno runs in, but Marshall grabs him, DOUBLE IRON CLAW! Marshall makes Silver and Uno both fall, and now things spill out of the ring! Dustin goes after Reynolds up the ramp while the others are all around ringside! Sammy winds up to CHOP Bennett! Dustin DECKS Reynolds! Ross is after Taven, and whips him into a POST! But Silver sends Marshall into steel steps! Dustin ROCKS Reynolds again!

Sammy SMACKS Bennett off railing, Marshall ROCKS Silver! The fans fire up but Bennett kicks Sammy. Bennett whips but Sammy reverses to send Bennett into railing! Dustin SPACKS Reynolds for misbehaving! Sammy vlogs while he BOOTS Bennett! The bell rings as Ross has Reynolds in the ring, and this is finally a match! Ross whips, Reynolds KICKS back! Reynolds runs up, into a DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Ross tags Marshall. They whip Reynolds to drop and DROPKICK! The fans cheer, Marshall brings Reynolds up, but Reynolds JAWBREAKERS back! Tag to Silver and Dark Order mugs Marshall!

Silver KICKS Marshall down, then grins and flexes. “I’m freakin’ jacked, baby!” But Marshall rises to LARIAT Silver! Marshall tags Dustin, and Dustin shimmies and shakes before he kicks Silver. Silver fires hands in return and RAMS Dustin into the corner! Tag to Bennett, he ROCKS Dustin, then stomps him. Bennett brings Dustin up, whips, but Dustin says, “Not Today!” UPPERCUT! Dustin hits an atomic drop, mocks Bennett, and then LARIATS! The fans rally, Dustin drags Bennett up to wrench, but Bennett whips Dustin! Tag to Taven, The Kingdom mugs Dustin, but Dustin fights back with big hands!

Dustin runs, but Uno trips him up! Reynolds runs in, Dustin TOSSES him out! But Bennett DEATH VALLEY DRIVERS, and Taven adds JUST THE TIP of the knee! Cover, TWO! Taven is frustrated but he rains down fists! The fans boo but Taven soaks up the heat. Taven drags Dustin over, Reynolds snipes the tag! The fans chant “You Suck!” as Bennett tags off Reynolds! Silver tags off Bennett! They all argue, but then realize Dustin’s getting away! They all rush over, stomp Dustin and BLAST Team Texas! The fans boo but Silver CHOKES Dustin on the ropes! The ref counts, Silver lets off and DECKS Dustin!

Silver runs to drop an AX HANDLE, then covers, TWO! Silver keeps Dustin away from the Texas corner, fires hands, but Dustin hits back! Dustin fights back against The Kingdom & Dark Order, but Silver RAMS into him! Bennett tags in and he ROCKS Dustin! Bennett snapmares Dustin into a chinlock, but the fans rally up. Dustin endures, fights up, and fires body shots! Dustin runs, but Bennett DROPKICKS! The fans boo as Bennett mocks the Iron Claw, then he tags Taven. Taven stomps Dustin, brings him up, but Dustin UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS! Taven dodges the jab to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Taven then runs to LIONSAULT! Cover, TWO!

Taven is frustrated but the fans rally up, only for Reynolds to tag in. Reynolds IMPLODER ELBOW DROPS! Cover, TWO! Reynolds DECKS Sammy, then TOSSES Dustin! Reynolds mocks Marshall & Ross, the ref has to keep them and Sammy back, but that lets Uno and Taven mug Dustin! The fans boo but Sammy rushes in and he CLOBBERS Uno! And he LARIATS Taven! The fans fire up, Bennett pushes Dustin in the ring, and then Bennett taunts him. Bennett kicks Dustin, scuffs him, then runs, into a SNAP POWERSLAM! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Dustin and Bennett crawl, but Taven runs in!

Dustin DUMPS Taven out! Reynolds tags in and runs in, but Dustin sends him into Taven! Reynolds whips, but Dustin comes back with a BULLDOG! The fans fire up as Dustin pounds the mat and heads for the corner! Reynolds also crawls, hot tags to Silver and Sammy! Sammy goes up top to DOUBLE CROSSBODY Silver and Bennett! Sammy whips Silver, Silver reverses but Sammy FLYING FOREARMS! Sammy kips up to LARIAT Bennett up and out! Sammy ELBOWS Reynolds, goes up and up, FLYING CUTTER! Silver runs up, Sammy scoops for a POWERSLAM of his own! Sammy somersaults then tags Marshall!

Sammy is up top, and he SWANTON BOMBS! Marshall drags Silver back into the drop zone, and he goes up to MOONSAULT! Cover, The Kingdom breaks it! Dustin and Ross go after them, Reynolds runs up and Sammy fires hands! It is another brawl, and Team Texas has The Kingdom & Dark Order in the corners! Dustin signals to the boys, and they all set Kingdom & Dark Order up in the ropes! The ref reprimands but Dustin calls for a quadruple! But wait, here comes Uno! The ref stops Uno, so Team Texas pulls off FOUR CORNERS SHATTERED DREAMS!! The fans fire up as The Kingdom & Dark Order all slump down!

Team Texas call their shot again, they wanna do this how they started it! But now Uno has a chair! Uno again distracts the ref, and now Kingdom & Dark Order QUADRUPLE LOW BLOW!! The fans boo, Uno stands down, and the teams reset. Sammy SUPERKICKS Bennett! Taven SUPERKICKS Sammy! Taven talks smack, Ross runs up to ROCK and BOOT Taven! Reynolds BOOTS Ross! Dustin UPPERCUTS Reynolds! Silver ENZIGIRIS Dustin! Marshall LARIATS Silver! The fans fire up with Dustin but Taven CLAWS Marshall’s eyes! BOSTON BAYONET, KICK O’ THE KING! WOMBO COMBO from Dark Order! Bridging cover, Sammy breaks it!

The fans fire up as Reynolds TOSSES Marshall. The teams sort out, Ross PLANCHAS onto Uno! There’s another brawl at the ramp, so Taven FLIES! Down goes everyone, but Sammy is still in the ring! Sammy flexes then runs, but Reynolds intercepts with a BOOT! Reynolds mockingly apologizes, then he runs, but Sammy BACK DROPS Reynolds onto everyone! The fans fire up again and Sammy still wants his! Sammy builds speed and FLIES to take everyone out again! The fans are thunderous as Team Texas rises! Marshall CLUBS Silver, puts him in the ring, “This is Awesome!” Marshall winds up, Silver stands, but Silver gets around to roll up! With tights! TWO!!

Marshall rises, but Silver fights off the claw! Silver puts the hand on the mat to STOMP it! but Marshall IRON CLAWS with the other hand!! Silver flails, so Marshal scoops! SPINNING CLAW SLAM! Team Texas plays defense while Marshall covers, Team Texas wins!

Winners: Dustin Rhodes, Sammy Guevara & The Von Erichs, by pinfall

An epic battle and an epic win for the ROH World Tag Team/World Six Man Tag Team Champions! Will nothing stop this fearsome foursome from taking over even more of ROH?

 

Mark Briscoe speaks.

“Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is the night. The night that the multitudes have been waiting for. It’s The Beast Mortos challenging for the ROH World title, against Mark Briscoe. Now Beast, you pinned me, 1-2-3 in the middle of the ring on AEW Dynamite just a few weeks ago. I ain’t gonna shy away from that, I ain’t gonna act like that didn’t happen, I ain’t gonna make no excuses. But now you done sealed your fate, sone. You done sealed your fate. So lemme recommend to ya, moving forward in life, whenever they do come out with a viable time machine, buy you one of them time machines, hop in dat sum bish, travel back to that Wednesday night, and instead of hopping top for the 1-2-3, maybe go tag out or something.

“Because this ass whopping that’s coming tonight is all because of that! You understand what I’m saying, son? The Good Lord put me on this Earth for one reason and one reason alone: it’s to whoop ass, take names, and to slay beasts! You understand what I’m saying? Tonight, you find out once again what #DemBoys is all about!” The Sussex County Chicken is all fired up, but will he be able to bring down one big bad monster?

 

Six Man Tag: Atlantis Jr, Fuego Del Solo & Serpentico VS The Cage of Agony!

The ROH World Television Champion is looking to keep that spotlight on him, and he is teaming up with some fellow masked luchadores in order to show the world what that style is all about! Will the CMLL-ROH crossover continue to do big things? Or will The Machine, the Cameroonian Prince and the Samoan Lion prove why they’re still the most dangerous trio in ROH?

The trios sort out and #SNAKEMAN starts against Toa Liona. The fans chant for “LUCHA! LUCHA!” Liona wants the Code of Honor but Serpentico doesn’t trust him. Liona takes a swing, Serpentico dodges and the bell rings! Serpentico fires hands, CHOPS, but Liona doesn’t flinch! Serpentico runs, Liona scoops, but Serpentico slips free. Serpentico runs, slides under, then CHOPS! Serpentico runs again, dropkicks a leg out, then runs to SATELLITE DDT! But Liona just sits up! Liona smiles, then he TOSSES Serpentico to the corner! Liona runs in, Serpentico dodges, then keeps moving, but Liona BODY CHECKS him!

Liona grins but the fans rally for Serpentico. Liona TOSSES Serpentico to the corner, tags Bishop Kaun, then stomps away on Serpentico! The ref counts, Liona lets off and Kaun hauls Serpentico up. Kaun scoops and SLAMS, to then SENTON! Cover, TWO! Serpentico stays in this but Kaun drags him up. Kaun suplexes, but Serpentico cradle counters! TWO, and Kaun runs up! Serpentico dodges, hot tag to Fuego! Fuego FLYING RANAS Kaun, dodges Cage and JUMP KNEES! Fuego kicks off Kaun to give Cage SLICED BREAD! Fuego then dodges Kaun to QUEBRADA! The fans fire up as Fuego kips up!

Fuego then aims to SUPERKICK Kaun! Liona runs up, Fuego dodges, but Liona blocks a kick. Liona flips Fuego but Fuego lands on his feet! Fuego ENZIGIRIS Liona! Fuego roars, runs, but Liona sends him to Kaun for a POP-UP POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO! Fuego survives but Kaun rains down fists! The ref reprimands about closed fists, so Kaun lets off to drag Fuego over. Kaun tags Cage, the fans rally, but Kaun CHOPS Fuego! Cage takes off his vest so he can CHOP Fuego! Cage reels Fuego in to scoop and SLAM, then runs to drop a leg, brother! Cover, TWO! Cage drags Fuego up, scoops him, and uses him for bicep curls!

The fans count, Cage does TEN to TOSS Fuego! Fuego goes to a corner, Cage runs up but Fuego BOOTS him! Cage grabs a leg, he flips Fuego onto ropes and Fuego tumbles down! Cage drags Fuego over, Liona tags in, and Liona stomps Fuego down. The fans rally but Liona scoops Fuego. Liona KNEES Fuego against ropes again and again! The ref counts, Liona stops at 4, to then hit a BACKBREAKER! Fuego writhes, Liona covers, TWO! Liona CHOKES Fuego but lets off as the ref counts. The fans rally for Fuego but Liona drags him up. Fuego fires body shots, but Liona CLUBS him down! Liona scoops again, and he tags Kaun.

Liona SLAMS Fuego, Kaun slingshot SENTONS! Cover, TWO! Kaun taunts Fuego, taunts Atlantis, then drags Fuego back. Kaun stomps away on Fuego while the ref keeps Atlantis back. Kaun soaks up the heat, then he clamps onto Fuego with a cording hold stretch! Fuego endures, fights up, and he reaches out! The fans rally, Fuego JAWBREAKERS free, and he hurries, but Kaun brings him back in! Back suplex, but Fuego lands out! NECKBREAKER! Both men are down, the fans rally harder, but Kaun anchors Fuego! Fuego BOOTS Kaun, hot tags to Cage and Atlantis! The fans fire up as Atlantis rallies on The Cage of Agony!

Atlantis fires hands, whips, but Cage reverses. Cage runs up, Atlantis goes up and over! Atlantis ducks ‘n ‘dodges to tilt-o-whirl and RANA! Cage staggers up, but Atlantis SUPERKICKS him! Atlantis runs up to LARIAT in a corner! Liona runs in, but is sent into Cage! Atlantis STHOGUNS Liona, then SHOTGUNS Kaun! The fans fire up but Cage CLUBS Atlantis! Cgae whips, Atlantis KICKS Cage! Atlantis ducks the lariat to SNAP POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Atlantis keeps the fans going, and he whips Cage to a corner. Cage goes up but Atlantis KICKS him out of the air! Somersault and CUTTER! Tag to Serpentico!

Serpentico climbs while Atlantis DIVES onto Liona! Fuego SHOOTING STAR ATTACKS Kaun! FROG SPLASH from Serpentico! Cover, TWO! Cage survives but Serpentico brings him up. Cage shoves Serpentico away, but Serpentico ELBOWS back! And SUPERKICKS! Serpentico runs, but into a gorilla press and POWERSLAM! Fuego goes up to FLYING TORNADO DDT! Kaun SHOTGUNS Fuego! Atlantis is up top to MISSILE DROPKICK Kaun! Liona POUNCES Atlantis! The fans boo but Liona roars! Liona calls to Kaun and they bring Atlantis up. CLOSE THE- NO, Atlantis slips free, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then KCIKS Kaun!

Atlantis runs up on Liona, Liona sends him to Kaun but Atlantis RANAS Kaun! Atlantis then DUMPS Liona out, but Liona stands! Atlantis bobs ‘n’ weaves to then GAMANGIRI! SUPERKICK for Cage, and Atlantis runs, into a POP-UP POWERBOMB! Cage flips Atlantis over to KNEE him down! Cage runs at Serpentico, Serpentico goes up and out, ducks the haymaker and GAMANGIRIS! Serpentico goes up, leaps, but into Cage’s arms! Cage turns Serpentico for the DRILL CLAW!! Cover, Cage of Agony wins!

Winners: The Cage of Agony, by pinfall

Dominant as ever, the former ROH World Six Man Tag Team Championships are on a new hot streak! Will they soon be on the tail of Team Texas?

 

MXM Collection speaks.

“ROH fans and Tip Touchers all over the world, it’s ya bois, Mansoor & Mason Madden, MXM Collection. And we have great news for you. Tonight, on ROH, we will be in action and racking up another delicious victory.” They turn, then POSE! But who is that snorting and grunting? They’re being sniffed by the burly Pillars of Destiny! Mason says not to move, their vision is based on movement. Hunter Grey & Parviz still growl and take their leave, and now MXM can breath again. Mansoor was fearing for his life! Will MXM be fearing for that and then some when these two teams meet in the ring tonight?

 

Abadon VS Alejandra Lion!

Last week, The Fallen Goddess was put on notice that there are no more “porcelain hussies,” only this The Living Dead Girl! Will Abadon show Athena should be afraid, be very afraid after what happens to The Lion?

Abadon offers the Code of Honor, Lion reaches out for it, but then says nah, she doesn’t wanna mess up her all white outfit. The fans boo, the bell rings and Abadon CLOBBERS Lion! Abadon makes Lion shake hands, then runs to SHOTGUN Lion! Lion goes to a corner, Abadon runs up, but Lion dodges! Abadon hits buckles, falls back, and Lion storms back up. SUPERKICK! Abadon staggers but doesn’t fall, so Lion SUPERKICKS again! Abadon just stares Lion down! The fans fire up and tell Lion she done messed up! Lion tries again but Abadon blocks, spins her around, and hits a CUTTER! The fans fire up while Abadon shouts, “I don’t think so!”

Abadon hooks Lion up, Gory Especial, then Abadon reaches back, WIDOW’S PEAK! Lion flops down and the fans fire up behind Abadon. Abadon drags Lion up, hooks her, BLACK DHALIA! Cover, Abadon wins!

Winner: Abadon, by pinfall

The Living Dead Girl has a sinister smile, and continues to climb the ranks. Will Abadon stalk Athena like the movie, It Follows, until they have their title match?

 

MXM Collection VS Pillars of Destiny!

We just saw the Iron Chic and the Mahogany Hunk have a scary encounter of their own backstage, and now they must strut their stuff against Hunter Grey & “Parviz” Paul Titan in the ring! Will Mansoor & Mason still make this their Runway of Honor? Or will ROH soon belong to POD?

The fans already chant “Pose Forever,” so MXM POSE! The Code of Honor is offered in the form of fingertip touching, but POD try to BITE the tips! MXM says no, that is not honorable! The bell rings, Mansoor starts against Grey, and they circle. They tie up, Grey puts Mansoor in a corner, and Mansoor freaks out as Grey pets him! The ref counts, Grey lets off, and Grey shouts! The fans shout with him while Mansoor frowns. Mansoor runs up, gets around and headlocks. Grey powers up and out, scoops, but Mansoor slips free! Mansoor headlocks again, but Grey powers up and back suplexes! Grey roars, unaware Mansoor landed out of it!

Mansoor headlocks again, and he grinds the hold. Grey endures, pries at the hold, and then he BITES Mansoor’s hands! The ref reprimands, Mansoor panics about his hand, but Grey TOSSES him to the apron! Mansoor lands safe, RAMS into Grey, then goes up and over to strut and POSE! The fans cheer, Grey runs up but Mansoor sidesteps, drops down and leaps, but into Grey’s fireman’s carry! DEATH VALLEY- NO, Mansoor manages to land out! Mansoor dodges to DROPKICK Grey, then tag in Mason! Grey roars, runs up, but Mansoor sends Grey into a BOOT! Mansoor drop toeholds Grey, Mason goes up the ropes for a BIG elbow drop!

The fans fire up and Mason tags Mansoor back in. MXM drag Grey up to double whip, then they DOUBLE ELBOW, and POSE! The fans cheer but Parviz is getting upset. MXM finger touch and DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! Grey flounders to a corner, Mansoor runs up. Grey dodges, runs up, but Mansoor ELBOWS! Mansoor goes up and over to then fire forearms! Parviz storms in but Mansoor BOOTS him! Grey BODY CHECKS Mansoor! Grey roars, and he tags in Parviz with an elbow smash! Well, MXM finger touch so this is a match for eccentric tags. The POD say they’re going up, and Grey suplexes Parviz to GOURD BUSTER him onto Mansoor! Cover, ONE!!

Parviz CHOKES Mansoor, then he warns Mason. Parviz CLUBS Mansoor down, then CLUBS him down again! Parviz hits Grey for the tag and Grey picks Mansoor up to BEARHUG! Mansoor endures, grits his teeth, and he BITES Grey! Mansoor ROCKS Grey, ROCKS him again and kicks. Grey ducks the enzigiri to YANK Mansoor up, but Mansoor PELES! Parviz tags in to scoop and cradle Mansoor, but Mansoor slips up and around! Mansoor sends Parviz into Grey, then hot tags Mason! Mason breaks the line to DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE! The fans fire up and Mason ELBOWS Parviz! KNEE for Grey! LEG LARIAT for Parviz!

Grey choke grips but Mason powers out of it! But Parviz choke grips now! Mansoor SUPERKICKS Parviz! And Mason has BOTH Pillars! DOUBLE CHOKE SLAM! The fans are thunderous, and Mason stomps around. The POD regroup on the outside, Mason runs up, but rolls to pose at the ropes! Mason FLIES and he takes down POD! The fans fire up as MXM then strut up the ramp, and then they POSE! The fans cheer and now MXM run down the ramp to DOUBLE SPEAR! The fans fire up again and Mason puts Parviz in. Tag to Mansoor, he feeds Parviz to Mason! Mason underhooks, Mansoor lifts, CENTERFOLD!! Cover, MXM wins!

Winners: MXM Collection, by pinfall

They were afraid for their lives backstage, but they served courage, unity, nerve and tenacity! Will they continue to rise up the ranks until they are fighting for the ROH World Tag Team Championships?

 

Lee Moriarty speaks.

With Shane Taylor standing beside him, the ROH Pure Champion says, “What’d I say? What’d I tell you?! I said this was a new chapter in STP. I said this is a new chapter for TAIGASTYLE, Lee Moriarty. Action Andretti, you fought well, you fought hard. You even kinda impressed me. But you just ended up another victim in the Era of TAIGASTYLE. Like I said before, this is the beginning of the Pure Renaissance.” Shane says that every loss has led to this. Every letdown has led to this! Every moment of doubt has led to this right now, making this man right here, Lee Moriarty, into one of the greatest young technical pro-wrestlers on the planet!

Shane does have something he wants to tell Lee. Shane is someone that leads by example, and he is so proud of Lee. But to be the leader Shane needs to be is to get championship gold of his own. And the only reason he isn’t holding gold right now as ROH World TV Champion, is because his shoulder got messed up. Shane was knocking everyone out in that ring, but it won’t be long until he’s back. So Mark Briscoe, hang onto Shane’s title for him. Shane will be back for what is his. Rumble, Bad Man, Rumble!

 

Pure Rules Match: Angelico VS Aaron Solo!

Well speaking of the Pure Renaissance, and of getting title opportunities, two young stars are looking to take on TAIGASTYLE! Will the South African Stud and his llave lucha style prove himself worthy? Or will The Extra Talented Solo finally start to impress people around here?

Tonight’s judges are Jerry Lynn, Christopher Daniels and Paul Wight. Wait, did Solo really just slip Wight some money? That’s not going to work, especially if he loses… The Code of Honor is upheld, though maybe sarcastically by Solo. The bell rings, we have 15 minutes, and the fans rally up. The two circle, tie up, and Solo wrenches to a wristlock. Angelico spins, slips through, and has a cording hold! The fans cheer as Angelico wrangles Solo. Angelico then changes the angle on the armlock to use his own neck for leverage. Then Angelico swings Solo around, wrenches and wristlocks. The fans cheer, but Solo slips under and headlocks.

Solo hits the takeover, gloats, but Angelico fights up. Angelico wrenches out, then he trips Solo to have the leg, NAPALM DEATH! Solo scrambles and uses the ROPEBREAK! That is his first, but he had no chance against the Ankle Lock Calf Slicer hybrid. The two reset, the fans rally, and the two tie up. Angelico waistlocks, Solo switches, but Angelico switches. They switch some more, and Angelico trips Solo. Angelico then slips around and goes from gut wrench to drop toehold, back to NAPALM DEATH! The fans cheer, Solo scrambles forward again, and uses the ROPEBREAK! That’s his second, and we’re only two minutes in!

Solo gets frustrated, and he circles with Angelico again. Solo calls for the knuckle lock, then he kicks low! The fans boo but Solo CLUBS Angelico. Solo clinches, throws knees, then whips. Angelico reverses and sweeps the legs! Cover, ONE! Solo sweeps and covers, ONE! Both men stand but Angelico does a spin into the Bernie Lean! Solo ROCKS Angelico! That’s his closed fist warning! Solo SMACKS Angelico off buckles, then he brings Angelico up again. Solo snap suplexes, covers, TWO! Solo clamps onto Angelico with a chinlock and Angelico fights up. Angelico fires body shots, then he RAMS Solo into a corner!

Angelico then SLEEPERS! Solo flails, grabs the ROPEBREAK, and that’s his last one! But he ELBOWS Angelico as Angelico lets off! Then the DREAMCAST KICK! Cover, TWO! Angelico stays in this, Solo tells the fans to shut up, everything he does is good! Solo clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Angelico down. The fans rally and Angelico fights back up. Angelico fires body shots, then JABS! Wait, closed fist warning! Angelico winds up but Solo stops the palm strike to EXPLODER! Cover, TWO! Angelico survives and Solo is getting upset! Solo makes sure the judges take note Angelico punched him! Well, Solo punched first so…

Solo whips Angelico but Angelico blocks! Angelico is holding ropes, but the ref uses his judgment to say no ropebreak. Solo KNEES Angelico low! Solo whips, but Angelico reverses to SOBAT! Angelico whips, but Solo reverses. Angelico rolls off Solo’s back, Solo jumps the sweep but the EDDY GORDO KICK hits! We’re under 10 minutes here and Angelico trips Solo! NAVARRO DEATH ROLL!! Solo has the ropes but they won’t save him! Angelico THRASHES the hold, Solo taps! Angelico wins!

Winner: Angelico, by submission

And in just over five minutes, Angelico ends it! Solo wasted his money, but surely Angelico won’t waste his time going after the Pure Championship. Will Angelico show TAIGASTYLE he’s not the only high level hybrid around here?

 

The Righteous speak.

Vincent admits, it’s been awhile since he’s heard his voice on ROH. He has history here. He has seen them all come and go. They’ve been around since they had just a penny in their pocket. And now, everything has changed! You’ve got everybody over here with masks. You don’t think Vinnie knows what comes with that mask? That he doesn’t know what you’re hiding? And then there’s everyone over here, with the egos eating away at them until their flesh is off the bone. Dutch says you may think fear is but a fleeting thought. But in this selfish world, it is the only company that you have. And there ain’t nothing like a bit of fear to make a paper man crumble!

And in steps Lance Archer! “Everybody dies.” Vinnie says for everyone busting out the board to play a game o’ chess, a big race to the end, for someone to go, “King me,” life is in the cards. Hand Vinnie that deck, he’ll cut the cards and deal your life how he sees fit. For The Righteous, they’ve already reached Nirvana, man. So he has one question for everybody: “How do you start when we already know how it ends? Dig what I’m saying?”

 

Spanish Announce Project regroup backstage.

Serpentico tells Angelico that he got a tremendous victory tonight. Angelico says yeah, more or less. But Serpentico says Angelico should definitely go for the Pure Championship. Wait, really? Angelico goes for the title after his very first Pure Rules match? SI! Angelico says Snakeman’s crazy! But Serpentico says if Angelico does, he’ll make his teacher very proud. Think about it. Angelico vibes, and admits, it would make Navarro proud. Angelico will do it! He tells Lee Moriarty he has seen Lee’s “technical evolution.” And there’s no doubting Lee is THE best young technical wrestler in the world today.

But… Lee is not the protege of Negro Navarro. Lee is not a master of llave. Angelico is challenging Lee Moriarty for that ROH Pure Championship match! It will be a technical spectacle for the whole world to enjoy. All Lee has to do is accept. Angelico goes back to vibing, but will he soon be thriving here in ROH?

 

Matthew Menard & Angelo Parker VS Jacoby Watts & Nick Comoroto!

Daddy Magic & Cool Hand Ange are back! And if there’s two things these two know about, it’s tag team wrestling, and getting out of the shadow of a “mentor” who’s only in it for himself. Will Menard & Parker help Comoroto see Watts for the false prophet he is? Or does Watts have the Freak Beast too deeply under his spell?

The bell rings, but before things get started, Watts has the mic to ask Menard & Parker to meet him in the center of the ring. Menard & Parker oblige, and Watts says this is Daddy Magic & Cool Hand Ange, and then Comoroto and Watts. That’s 4Point0 to him! That’s an A grade in any school he’s ever been to. All they have to do is live by one simple creed: “Praise be to He, and He is Me.” But 2Point0 SMACK the mic and Watts down! The fans cheer, Comoroto runs up, but 2Point0 DUMP him out! Watts runs up, but into a DOUBLE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! The fans cheer more, but Comoroto returns!

Menard & Parker dodge to double kick, double wrench, and double RAM! Comoroto’s a big man, though, so they RAM him again! Still nothing going, and then Comoroto RAMS 2Point0 down! The fans boo but Comoroto digs his boots into Parker at the corner. The ref counts, Comoroto lets off, and he fires body shots on Parker! Then he UPPERCUTS and Parker falls over. The fans rally for Parker but Comoroto whips him hard into a corner! Comoroto applauds but fans boo. Comoroto brings Parker up and around to scoop and SLAM! Then BIG elbow drop! Cover, TWO! Parker survives but Comoroto drags him up

Comoroto CHOKES Parker on ropes, and Watts starts scolding him! The ref reprimands Comoroto, Parker pie faces Watts! Parker elbows Comoroto but Comoroto still has the waistlock! Parker still reaches for Menard, but Comoroto short arm LARIATS Parker! Comoroto gorilla presses Parker, lifts him again and again, “PRAISE! BE! TO!” Parker slips free and SHOVES Comoroto into Watts! Down goes Watts, hot tag to Menard! The fans fire up as Menard fires forearms on Comoroto! Menard whips, Comoroto reverses then runs in, but Menard dodges! Menard fires more shots, then climbs up! The fans count along, and Menard goes all the way to TEN!

Menard hops down, Parker LARIATS Watts back out! Parker ROCKS Comoroto, Menard drop toeholds, BOOYAH ELBOW DROP! The fans fire up, and 2Point0 DOUBLE DDT! Cover, 2Point0 wins!

Winners: Matthew Menard & Angelo Parker, by pinfall

They’re back in black, back on track, and having a hell of a hair day! Will Menard & Parker finally get themselves some gold here in ROH? Will Comoroto ever wake up and see through Watts?

 

Tony Nese w/ Mark Sterling VS Lio Rush!

Well as always, “Smart” Mark has to stop the ring announcer so he can talk. Sterling says this is Tony Nese, and everyone is wondering why The Premier Athletes are on every show of every day of every week! That’s because The Premier Athletes equal ratings! Sterling has been told that every Honor Club episode that Nese is on is the highest rated episode of all time! That is because Nese walks like a star, talks like a star, wrestles like a star, and wins like a star! And tonight, Nese shows his opponent what winning is, which is something Texas knows nothing about! Sterling rests his case, but is The Bad Child about to make him eat those words?

The Code of Honor is upheld, but then Nese sucker punches Lio at the bell! Nese fires off forearms, has Lio in a corner, but lets off to shout, “That’s why I’m a Premier Athlete!” Nese TOSSES Lio out, argues with the ref, but Sterling stomps away on Lio! The fans boo but Nese says they saw nothing! Lio drags himself up while the ring count climbs, and Lio heads for the ring. Nese drags Lio up, suplexes, but Lio slips free! Lio slides under, UP KICKS, then storms up, but Nese whips! LIo reverses, then rolls under to bypass, redirect, redirect again, but then fake Nese out and LARIAT! And LARIAT!

The fans fire up and Lio runs in at the corner, but Nese puts him on the apron. Lio ROCKS Nese, then RAMS into him. Lio slingshots out of the way, to then GUILLOTINE LEG DROP! Nese flops while the fans fire up, and Lio goes up top! FINAL- NO, Nese moves, and then he goes Matrix to avoid the lariat! Nese kicks, KNEES, KICKS, but Lio jumps a sweep! Nese ducks a kick, but Lio ducks a haymaker to fire fast hands! Lio ROCKS Nese, runs, sunset flips, but Nese rolls through to SOBAT Lio’s face! The fans boo but Sterling feels better as Nese rains down fists. The ref reprimands, Nese lets off, and the fans chant, “You Still Suck!”

Nese storms up on Lio, brings him around to scoop and SLAM! Nese pretends he can’t hear the fans as they boo him. Nese drags Lio up, but Lio CHOPS! Lio ROCKS Nese, ROCKS him again, then KICKS a leg! Nese blocks the buzzsaw to pump handle, but Lio slips free of the powerslam! Lio ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Sterling trips him up! Nese ELBOWS Lio down! The fans boo as Nese covers, TWO! Lio stays in this and the fans chant “STERLING SUCKS! STERLING SUCKS!” Sterling says no he doesn’t, but the fans chant “YES YOU DO! YES YOU DO!” Nese drags Lio up, TOSSES him, and then distracts the ref. Sterling gets more cheap shots in!

The fans boo but Sterling puts Lio in. Nese covers, the ref says his feet are under ropes. Nese shifts, now it’s a cover, ONE!! Lio is still in this and Nese argues about the delay. The fans rally for Lio as he goes to a corner. Nese stalks him, drags Lio up, and CHOPS! Nese whips corner to corner hard, and Lio goes up and out to the floor! The ref checks Lio but Nese goes out after him. The ref backs Nese off, and Sterling gets another cheap shot! The fans protest but Nese drags Lio up. Nese puts Lio in, covers, TWO! Lio toughs it out but Nese gets pissed! Nese puts on the body scissor squeeze! The fans rally for Lio as he endures.

Lio pries at the feet, pushes back, but Nese chinbars him. Nese CLAWS Lio’s face, the ref counts, and Nese stops, focusing on the body scissors. The fans continue to rally and Lio fires haymakers! Lio is free of the scissors and he HAMMERS away on Nese! Both men go to ropes, and Lio rises as the fans rally up. Lio storms over to Nese but Nese throat chops! The ref reprimands but Nese brings Lio around, HOTSHOT BULLDOG! Then Nese goes to the apron, PREMIER TRIANGLE FLOPS! The fans fire up as Lio rises! Lio ROCKS Nese, ROCKS him again, and again and again! Lio fires a flurry, then whips, but Nese reverses to slide under!

Nese has the pump handle, scoop, PREMIER DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Lio survives and Nese is beside himself! The fans fire up while Nese looks to Sterling. Sterling says just keep on Lio, and so Nese drags Lio into a corner. Nese makes Lio sit up, then stomps a mudhole in. The kneepad comes down, and Nese goes side to side! But Lio is up to LARIAT! The fans fire up while both men are down again! Lio roars and rises up again! Lio whips Nese, Nese reverses, but Lio DIVES onto Sterling! Revenge for the ambulance chaser! But then NEse runs up! Lio avoids Nese, then goes back in to DIVE back out!

The fans fire up as Lio takes Nese down! Lio puts Nese in, whips, but Nese reverses! Lio just hits RUSH HOUR!! Lio goes up the corner, for the FINAL HOUR!! Cover, Lio wins!

Winner: Lio Rush, by pinfall

In a battle of former WWE/NXT Cruiserweight Champions, Lio is the Man of the Hour! Nese was hoping to impress ROH management to get a title opportunity, but will it be Lio cashing in on that deal?

 

ROH World Championship: Mark Briscoe VS The Beast Mortos!

Speaking of title opportunities, The Sussex County Chicken admitted to the fact this menacing minotaur more than earned his shot at this title. Between his nearly spotless record since signing with AEW & ROH and pinning the champ during a Six Man Tag, Mortos is a logical choice for a challenger! But will Mortos be able to #ManUp and tear down Mark Briscoe’s legacy? Or will nothing stop the fighting spirit of #DemBoys?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is truly the top dog between Chicken and Beast!

The Code of Honor is upheld, though with tension. The bell rings and Mortos runs up to SHOTGUN Mark! Mark gets up in a corner, dodges Mortos, and Mortos tumbles up and out! Mark WRECKS Mortos with the dropkick! Mark then says BANG BANG, FOLEY ELBOW! The fans fire up, Mark brings Mortos up and into the ring, then takes aim. Mortos rises, Mark runs up to kick and reel him in! Underhooks, but Mortos wrenches out! Mortos slips around, shoves Mark to a corner and UPPERCUTS! LARIATS! GAMANGIRI! Mortos reels Mark in for a SNAP POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Mortos roars but fans are torn.

Mortos stomps Mark in a corner, the ref counts, and Mortos lets off. Mark sputters on the ropes, but Mortos hooks Mark’s arms around ropes! Mortos has the inverted motorcycle stretch, but he lets off as the ref counts. Mortos then drags Mark up and winds up, to ROCK Mark with a right! Mark goes to a corner, the fans are torn, but Mortos tears at Mark’s face! Mortos makes Mark smile with his toothy grin, and then lets off. Mortos brings Mark around, suplexes, but Mark slips free! Mark clinches, but Mortos suplexes again! Mark slips free again, shoves, and then hits the crane stance! To SLAP Mortos!

The fans fire up, Mrotos swings, but Mark dodges to CHOP, CHOP and CHOP! Mark whips, Mortos reverses but Mark FLYING FOREARMS! The fans fire up again and Mark storms up on Mortos. CAMEL CLUTCH, and then Mark CLAWS Mortos’ eyes! The ref counts, Mark lets off, and he drags Mortos up. Mark ROCKS Mortos, CHOPS again, then ROCKS him again. Mark RAMS Mortos into a corner, RAMS him again, then CHOPS! The fans “WOO~!” and Mark shakes out his hand from hitting that hard. Mark brings Mortos around, RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, TWO! The fans rally and Mark is feeling it!

Mark brings Mortos up to fireman’s carry! But Mortos fires elbows! Mortos shoves Mark, then follows, rolls off Mark’s back and SOBATS! KNEES! ELBOWS! Snapmare and NECK TWIST! Mark writhes, rises, but Mortos HEADBUTTS him down! The fans are torn but Mortos covers, TWO! Mark survives but Mortos clamps on with a SLEEPER! Mark endures, the fans rally, and Mark rises up. Mortos knees low, then he ROCKS Mark! Mark flops into a corner and Mortos roars! Mortos drags Mark up, fireman’s carries, and he WASTELAND SLAMS Mark into a drop zone! Mortos then heads up, the fans dueling!

Mortos reaches the top, but Mark rises to CHOP Mortos! Mark climbs up, but Mortos HEADBUTTS him back down! Mark just rises again to UPPERCUT! The fans fire up as Mark climbs, but Mortos fires haymakers! A throat chop sends Mark back down, but now Mark’s mad! Mark stands to ROCK Mortos! Mark climbs up after Mortos, fires more hands, but Mortos grabs the wrists to HEADBUTT!! Mark falls, but rises again!? REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUT! Mortos tumbles down, Mark builds speed, CANNONBALL DIVE! Direct hit and the fans fire up! Mark tosses a chair into the ring, and he sets that up at the ropes!

The fans fire up as Mark builds speed! The Chicken FLIES onto Mortos, and lands on his feet!! The fans are fired up again, and Mark goes to the apron. The fans rally as Mark goes up the corner, to WHISPER IN THE WIND! Down goes Mortos and Mark puts him in the ring! The fans rally for “DEM BOYS!” as Mark gets moving, and he LARIATS Mortos down! Cover, TWO! Mortos survives and Mark has a wild look in his eyes! Mortos rises, Mark winds up, and he kicks low! Mark underhooks, but Mortos powers up and out! Mark flounders, Mortos runs up to whip! POP-UP SAMOAN DROP!! Cover, TWO!!

The fans fire up as Mark survives again! Mortos seethes but the fans rally again. Mortos drags Mark up, whips him, and scoops him into the torture rack! Mark slips free, kicks low, and underhooks! But Mortos RAMS Mark into buckles! Mortos runs, into an ELBOW! Mark then BOOTS, runs up, but into the scoop! Torture rack and BACKBREAKER!! Cover, TWO!!! Mortos cannot believe it but Mark survives! The fans duel, Mortos slashes his throat, and he hauls Mark up! Scoop and- NO, Mark slips free to a SLEEPER! Mark shoves Mortos, fireman’s carries, and ROLLING DEATH VALLEY DRIVERS!

The fans are thunderous as Mark goes up! FROGGY- NO, Mark has to bail out as Mortos moves! Mortos SPEARS!! Cover, TWO!! Mark survives and the fans fire up again! Mortos snarls, and he hauls Mark up. Mortos scoops to SLAM, then he goes to a corner! Mortos climbs, for the BEAST FLOP as Mark moves! Mark roars, the fans fire up, and Mark BOOTS Mortos down! Mark hurries to put Mortos in the drop zone, and he goes right up top! FROGGY-BOW!! Cover, ONE?!?!? Mark is shocked and the fans are thunderous! Mortos rises, he really is a monster! Mortos shoves Mark, then HEADBUTTS him!

Mark rebounds to LARIAT! Mark hurries to underhook, JAY DRILLER!! Cover, Mark wins!!

Winner: Mark Briscoe, by pinfall (still ROH World Champion)

Mortos earned this match, he gave an incredible fight, but Mark Briscoe does it from #DemBoys! If not even Mortos can stop Mark, will nothing stop the Briscoe legacy?


My Thoughts:

A great ROH, even with it clocking in at just over two hours. I probably could’ve skipped Abadon VS Lion but I thought we’d get something from Athena & Billie tonight. But I knew Adora, Komander, Nduka, The Iron Savages and Shafir would all win their matches, as their opponents weren’t advertised. But Nduka is doing good for just his second match on ROH, and he clearly has all the physical attributes to be a top guy within the next few years. And I do like that The Iron Savages have a new team finisher where Bronson and Jameson help Boulder fly in for a diving splash. That’ll be less wear and tear on his legs trying to carry Bronson, and can certainly be made to look more devastating.

Great opening match with the 8 Man Tag, and great win for Team Texas. Not sure how long they’ll keep this going, but at least they can say they did the whole Esports Stadium series. Very good Six Man Tag, and I figured Cage of Agony would win with Serpentico in there at the end. That win for Cage of Agony could help them get in on the ROH World Six Man title story, or even the ROH World Tag Team title story, having matches with Team Texas that put pressure on the relationship of Dustin and Sammy. At the same time, I wouldn’t be surprised if there was tension over who challenges for the ROH World Television Championship, with Cage being a frontrunner since his team beat Atlantis’ team tonight.

Really funny promo from MXM with POD, and a very good tag match between them. Naturally, MXM won, they’re still on that hot streak in ROH. And great return tag match for Menard & Parker. I do appreciate Watts trying to expand the faction, but obviously Menard & Parker are done following a delusional Heel leader. 2Point0 gets the win to get back in the tag title conversation themselves. Great promo from Shane Taylor Promotions to call out not just Mark Briscoe and the world title, but basically anyone that wants to try the Pure Division. Very good match from Angelico VS Solo, very good win from Angelico, but him going after Lee is clearly just giving Lee a solid first defense to have under his belt.

Very good promo from The Righteous, but much like The Dark Order, their return to AEW TV was short lived, and they’re right back on ROH trying to get going again. I’m sure they’ll also be in the running for the ROH World Six Man titles, and if just for Archer’s sake alone, I hope they’re the ones that dethrone Dustin & The Von Erichs, we already saw Cage of Agony have these belts for a long time, and no other team really feels they’re on that level right now. Great match for Lio and Nese, and I figured Lio would win just to make Nese and Sterling look like dummies.

Lio is already part of Collision’s London Ladders Wild Card Qualifier, there’s a 50-50 chance he and Top Flight win, even though they’re against Claudio, Wheeler Yuta & Pac, and that’s because so far, there are no real high flyers in that match. Not Patriarchy, not Bang Bang Gang and not House of Black, so you gotta put in a team of pretty much all high flying types to make up for that. And then, great promo from Mark Briscoe as always, and a great main event with Mortos. I figured Mark Briscoe was going to win, but Mortos looks great again, even in defeat. Shane Taylor clearly wants next, maybe we head for that match up and do it big on ROH TV. I only say that because Final Battle is way too far way to stretch this story.

My Score: 8.7/10

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