AEW Coverage
Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (9/28/24)
Ain’t he great?
It’s a shootout between cowboys in Arthur Ashe Stadium!
AEW Grand Slam has a Collision, and it’s going to get brutal as Hangman Page and Jeff Jarrett battle in a LUMBERJACK STRAP MATCH!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Saraya’s Rules: Saraya w/ Harley Cameron VS Jamie Hayter; Hayter wins.
- Trios Tornado Match: The Conglomeration VS Chris Jericho, “Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith; Jericho, Bill & Keith win.
- Action Andretti VS Brody King; Brody wins.
- AEW TNT Championship Open Challenge: Jack Perry VS Minoru Suzuki; Perry wins and retains the title.
- AEW World Trios Championships: PAC, Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta VS Private Party & Komander; Pac, Claudio & Yuta win and retain the titles.
- Lucha Libre Triple Threat: Holo.grm VS The Beast Mortos VS Dralistico; Hologram wins.
- Lumberjack Strap Match: Hangman Page VS Jeff Jarrett; Hangman wins.
- AEW Continental Championship Title Eliminator: Kazuchika Okada VS Sammy Guevara; Okada wins and denies Sammy a title opportunity.
PLAY BY PLAY
Saraya’s Rules: Saraya w/ Harley Cameron VS Jamie Hayter!
If you missed last week, the rules of a “Saraya’s Rules” match are simple: Saraya and those associated with her can do whatever they want to Jamie Hayter, but Jamie Hayter has to still play by the regular rules. Oh, and something about Hayter being a slag. But with chairs and tables already set up inside and outside the ring, it is clear what Saraya plans on doing. Will this all go swimmingly for The Outcasts? Or will Hayter Hit Hard, no matter the odds?
Saraya disrespects fans already by ripping up their sign in favor of Hayter! Harley gets a mic to tell everyone to shut up! For The Outcasts have decided there is ONE MORE rule for this match! “The match does not being until Saraya slaps the slag!” The fans boo, Harley taunts Hayter but Hayter dares Saraya to take that free shot then. Saraya peps herself up, Harley keeps taunting Hayter, so Hayter pie faces Harley! Saraya SLAPS Hayter, and bell rings! Hayter glares, Saraya backs up to a corner but Hayter ELBOWS her! Hayter stomps a mudhole into Saraya, but Harley drags her away! Hayter whips Harley hard into a corner!
Saraya bails out, Hayter pursues, and Saraya tries to jump the railing, but the fans stand in her way! They’re getting payback for what she did to their sign! Hayter BOOTS Saraya down, then drags her up and into the ring. The fans rally up behind Hayter as she steps in, but Harley anchors her foot! Saraya SMASHES Hayter with a VCR!? Where’d she even find one of those?! That thing is in pieces, and Harley hands Saraya a keyboard! Saraya SMACKS away on Hayter while Harley holds her down! The keys fly off the keyboard, but Saraya just CHOKES Hayter with the cord! Saraya lets off to cover, ONE!!
Saraya argues the count but Hayter shakes her head. Hayter kicks Saraya, Saraya stomps her down! Saraya TOSSES Hayter out hard, and then Harley goes after her! Again, all legal under Saraya’s Rules! The fans boo this stacked deck as Harley CHOKES Hayter, and then she whips Hayter hard into railing! Harley CHOKES Hayter, thrashes her around, and Saraya has a cookie sheet! Harley sets Hayter up, and Saraya SMACKS Hayter in the head! And SMACKS her again and again and again! Saraya winds up, but Hayter ducks, and the sheet SMACKS Harley! Hayter then gets around Saraya to GERMAN SUPLEX!
The Outcasts flounder around, the fans fire up, and the ref checks everyone. Harley comes back, armed with a baseball bat! Harley jumps on to CHOKE Hayter, but Hayter RAMS her into railing! And more railing! Hayter is free, and she whips Harley all the way into railing! But here comes Saraya! She JAMS Hayter with a steel pipe! Then RAMS her into steel steps! Saraya grabs the backpack, and she dumps out TOY CARS on the tables! Diecast metal in place, Saraya suplexes, but Hayter fights it! Hayter wrenches, and RAMS Saraya into steps! Hayter BOOTS Saraya, stomps away on her against railing, and fans fire up!
Hayter brings Saraya up and around to send into more railing! Saraya sputters, but Hayter hauls her up into the ring. Hayter says peace, and she blocks Saraya’s dropkick! Hayter has Saraya on the apron, but Harley barks at her to let Saraya go. Hayter lets Saraya go, to storm up on Harley! Harley runs away, and Saraya leaps, but into a POWERSLAM to the floor! The fans fire up as Hayter rises. Harley has the lead pipe but Hayter chases her off again. Saraya goes to the apron, Hayter pursues and brings her up the corner! The fans fire up but Harley joins in! Harley drags Hayter down but Hayter fights the throw!
But then Saraya SMACKS Hayter with a chair! Hayter and Harley both fall onto the toy cars and through the tables! Well, no, just Hayter falls through a table. The table Harley hits refuses to budge! The fans still lose their minds, and Saraya covers in the wreckage! TWO!! Hayter survives, Saraya steps into the ring and tells the ref to count! The count begins, the fans rally up, and Hayter flounders out of the wreckage. Hayter manages to stand but we’re at 9! Hayter jumps in at 9.9! Saraya stomps Hayter, lifts, KNIGHT CAP! Cover, TWO!! Hayter survives all the damage done and Saraya is furious! The fans rally for Hayter but Saraya storms around.
Saraya grabs a chair, brings it over, and she drags Hayter up. Saraya reels Hayter in, grins, mocks the clapping, but Hayter fireman’s carries! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER through a table in the corner!! Hayter just risked it all, and both women crawl out off the wreckage. Saraya snatches the chair first, puts it in a corner, and goes back for Hayter. But Hayter whips Saraya! Saraya hits chair hard, and Hayter staggers around. Hayter drags Saraya up, gut wrench, and TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!! Hayter roars and the fans fire up again! Hayter drags Saraya up, winds up, HAYTMAKER!! Cover, Hayter wins!!
Winner: Jamie Hayter, by pinfall
The deck was stacked against her, but Hayter’s hot hand still won out! She wrecked The Outcasts 2v1, will no one stop her from reaching the top of the AEW mountain again?
AEW shares more of the sit-down interview with Will Ospreay and Ricochet.
The full interview is still available on AEW’s YouTube channel, but in this clip, Renee Paquette asks about the pressure being put on both men for their AEW International Championship match. Ricochet says he’s been here a thousand times before. Him coming into AEW was a chance to show everyone a different side of Ricochet. But even before he got a 360 look, all these people, from Don Callis, Kyle Fletcher, The Beast Mortos, Pac, and of course Will Ospreay, they had to say something. Ospreay says yeah, and the reason why is Ricochet forgot who he was. That six year “hiatus” and now look at him! His personality is showing, he is comfortable with himself again.
But Ospreay wants Ricochet to keep in mind, Renee said “pressure.” The pressure Ricochet is putting himself under. And now he is in the ring with, whether he likes it or not, “Little Bro” Ospreay, who is the best wrestler in the world right now. Whether or not either man is feeling the pressure of the moment, which one of them will stand tall at the Dynamite 5 Year Anniversary Show?
Trios Tornado Match: The Conglomeration VS Chris Jericho, “Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith!
Orange Cassidy, Mark Briscoe & Kyle O’Reilly have been trying to squash the beef with The Learning Tree and his Branches for what feels like forever, but this could be just the thing to put this to bed. Will the chaos of Tornado rules help Freshly Squeezed, The Sussex County Chicken & Violent Artist finally get free of the Jericho Vortex?
The bell rings and the fight is on! Bill TOSSES Mark out of the ring, Kyle TOSSES Keith, and Cassidy brawls with Jericho! Jericho CHOPS, CHOPS, then ROCKS Cassidy! Jericho rains down fists while Keith sends Kyle into railing. Jericho reaches into his trunks, and pulls out a roll of dimes! And that’s literal! Jericho runs up with his loaded fist, but Cassidy uses his backpack as a shield! Jericho staggers back, Cassidy runs up, BACKPACK ATTACK! Cover, TWO!! Jericho survives, but Cassidy reaches into the backpack to reveal… A BRICK! And again, literally! Bill sends Briscoe into railing, Keith CLOBBERS Cassidy!
Cassidy goes to a corner, ELBOWS Keith away, then climbs. But Keith RISING HEADBUTTS! Kyle runs up, but Keith clinches him for an EXPLODER! Cassidy flounders off the corner, but he fights the clinch! Keith spins Cassidy around, suplexes, but into a STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Kyle gives Keith AX ‘N’ SMASH! Bill storms in, he grabs both Kyle & Cassidy! But they resist the lift, fight free, fire off KICKS and forearms, and Mark is in! The Conglomeration TOSSES Bill out! Bill and Keith regroup, only for Kyle to FLYING KNEE Bill down! Kyle tumbles but Bill stays up! So Cassidy DIVES onto him!
Bill is sent into railing, the fans fire up, and Kyle tosses a chair to Mark! The fans fire up as Mark sets that chair up. The Conglomeration sets Bill & Keith up, but Jericho intercepts Mark! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER on the chair! Bill sends Cassidy into railing, Keith sends Kyle into steps! The fans are torn as Collision goes picture in picture.
Jericho drags Mark up, CLUBS him, and his Branches join in. Jericho feeds Mark to Bill’s LARIAT! Bill & Jericho celebrate together, and Keith CHOKES Mark on ropes! The ref reprimands, Keith lets off, and Jericho knows Kyle off the apron. Keith snapmares Mark to drop a knee! Jericho TOSSES Mark out, but Cassidy runs in! Cassidy TACKLES Keith, but Jericho drags Cassidy up and ROCKS him! Jericho scoops and SLAMS Cassidy, and Keith goes up. But Cassidy slow rolls away from the drop zone! The fans cheer, but Jericho drags Cassidy back up. Jericho CHOPS Cassidy, scoops and SLAMS him again!
Jericho says stay down, but Cassidy again slow rolls! The fans cheer but Jericho is annoyed. Jericho drags Cassidy up as Collision returns to single picture. Cassidy slips free of the scoop to send Jericho into Keith! Cassidy rolls Jericho up, TWO! Bill BOOTS Cassidy down! Kyle runs in, ducks ‘n’ dodges Bill, but Bill hits a BIG BOSS MAN SLAM! Bill roars and New York comes alive for their guy! Bill and Jericho help Keith up, but Mark runs in! Mark dodges Bill to ROCK Jericho! And he CHOPS Bill! Repeat! Mark fires strikes on Bill, but dodges Jericho! Jericho runs into Bill, and then staggers into a REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUT!
The fans fire up as Mark throws off his shirt, but Bill kicks low! Bill mocks the Redneck Kung-Fu, then whips Mark corner to corner. Mark BOOTS Keith down! Mark dodges Bill and Bill hits POST! Mark goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! Bill tumbles out, Kyle is there to send in another chair! But Jericho uses that to FULL METAL CODE BREAKER! Cover, KYLE BREAKS IT! Kyle fires kicks and knees into Jericho, and Cassidy has the chair! Cassidy sets it up, then makes Jericho take a seat. Kyle KICKS, and Cassidy “kicks,” repeat. Keith runs in, Cassidy gives him a real kick, then makes him take a seat on Jericho’s lap!
Kyle & Cassidy KICK and KICK and KICK, the fans fire up! Then we get DOUBLE SHOTGUN DROPKICKS! Keith & Jericho fall, but Bill is back to DOUBLE LARIAT! The fans fire up again and Bill revels in it. Bill stalks out after Kyle, but Kyle grabs a leg! DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Bill hobbles, but Kyle KICKS him again and again! Cassidy ORANGE PUNCHES! Bill stays up, but then he falls onto Keith! Jericho JAMS Cassidy with a chair! And he JAMS Kyle! And he SMACKS Kyle on the back! Mark SHOTGUNS the chair into Jericho’s face! Jericho bails out, Mark sets up the chair, and Mark uses it to FLY!
The fans fire up as down goes Jericho! But Mark ups the ante by bringing out a TABLE! The fans fire up as the table is put in the ring. Mark drags Jericho in, throws down hands, then sets up the table. The fans rally but Jericho rolls Mark! TWO!! Mark escapes, kicks low, and he reels Jericho in! Underhooks for the JAY DRILLER!! Jericho sputters, but Mark wants more! Mark points to the table, the fans cheer him on, so Mark drags Jericho over! Mark puts Jericho on the table, rains down fists, then he climbs! The fans fire up, but Bill grabs Mark first! Jericho gets off the table so Bill can SKYSCRAPER CHOKE SLAM Mark through the table!!
The fans are thunderous, and Jericho takes the cover! Learning Tree wins!!
Winner: Chris Jericho, “Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith, by pinfall
Jericho celebrates because he takes the credit, but it was Bill who did all the heavy lifting. Jericho now signals he wants as title shot, is he going back for the ROH World Championship? But wait, Kyle, Cassidy and even Rocky Romero regroup! They get The Learning Tree and Branches to back off, but will the #JerichoVortex soon suck in some gold?
Action Andretti VS Brody King!
The Sight to See was seeing red all last night on Rampage, and it only cost him against The House of Black. He then threw a fit and threw bottled water at The House, so here are the repercussions. Will Action somehow survive facing The King of Death? Or will he realize #TheHouseAlwaysWins?
Action throws his jacket at Brody then fires off hands! The bell rings and Brody shoves Action back! Action fires more hands, Brody shoves him again, but then Action dodges in the corner! Action CHOP BLOCKS Brody, dodges again, then CHOP BLOCKS again! Brody hobbles, Action SHOTGUNS him down! Action STANDING SHOOTING STARS! Cover, ONE!! Brody is too tough for that, but Action keeps his focus. Action runs up, but into a CHOP! Brody hauls Action up into a shoulder rack, but Action CLUBS away! Action gets free, BOOTS Brody, then goes up and up and over! Action runs in, but is put on the apron!
Brody swings, Action blocks to GAMANGIRI! Action springboards to FLYING- FOREARM from Brody!! The fans bark it up as Brody paces around. Action stands, Brody SPLASHES in the corner! Action sits down, and now Brody barks. Brody runs in to CANNONBALL! Cover, Brody wins!
Winner: Brody King, by pinfall
Action tried, and Top Flight Airlines is a bit beside themselves watching from the stage. Brody chuckles as he leaves, will The House of Black soon make their way back to gold? WAIT, The Righteous & Lance Archer attack Top Flight! They called out The House, but they wanna pick the bones of Action and his friends first! The fans boo, but Dante is sent into steel steps! Action FLIES and takes out Vincent! He, Darius & Dante dodge the rest, and they get in the ring! Lio also joins them, that’s 4v3 and with the high ground! The refs rush in before anything more can happen, when and where will these factions have it out?
The Scapegoat bus is cruising through the streets.
Jack Perry has arrived in Queens, and might be taking in the sights before his Open Challenge match. Who will step up to the Face of TNT? Will they be Perry’s next sacrifice to AEW?
AEW TNT Championship Open Challenge: Jack Perry VS Minoru Suzuki!
Perry gets his introduction as he makes his entrance, and while he asks for silence, he gets a mixed reaction from Arthur Ashe Stadium. But wait! The one to answer the challenge is MINORU SUZUKI!? Perry can’t believe it, but yes, the King of Pancreas, the Meanest Man in the World, is back in AEW! The belt is raised, as has the difficulty level, will Perry survive the Murder Grandpa?
The bell rings and Perry still can’t believe his eyes. The fans fire up for Suzuki and he eggs Perry on. Perry winds up to fire a forearm! Suzuki just smirks, but Perry fires another shot! And another shot! Suzuki just stares him down! Perry fires more shots, Suzuki laughs and DECKS Perry with one! The fans fire up more and Suzuki waits on Perry. Perry stands to CHOP, but Suzuki eggs him on again. Perry CHOPS, Suzuki laughs, repeat! Perry CHOPS, CHOPS, and pie faces to CHOP, CHOP, CHOP! Perry’s hand starts to hurt! Suzuki CHOPS Perry off his feet! Perry gets up, staggers, but Suzuki CHOPS him again!
Suzuki wrenches and whips Perry corner to corner, then runs up to BOOT! Perry sits down in a daze, but Suzuki drags him up. Suzuki snapmares and neck wrenches, then shifts to get an arm! Suzuki bends fingers and tortures Perry! The fans rally as Perry endures his arm being bent! Suzuki hammerlocks Perry, then stomps the arm! Perry flounders away but Suzuki stalks him while Collision goes picture in picture.
Perry goes to a corner, kicks at Suzuki, but Suzuki just eggs him on again. Perry sits up but Suzuki gives him knees. The ref counts, Perry fires body shots, but Suzuki just eggs him on more. Perry CHOPS, but Suzuki laughs! Suzuki ROCKS Perry, stomps him, then grabs a leg. Perry holds ropes, but Suzuki YANKS him away! HEEL HOOK! Perry endures, fights, CHOPS, but Suzuki just laughs! Perry CHOPS and CHOPS, but Suzuki adds the other leg! FIGURE FOUR HEEL HOOK! Perry flails, reaches out, claws his way over, ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Suzuki lets go slowly, and he grins as he stalks Perry.
Perry crawls to a corner, but he KICKS! And KICKS! Suzuki just shrugs those off to KICK Perry’s leg! And KICK him again! Perry hides behind the ref, goes to a corner, but Suzuki fires in knees! Suzuki CHOKES Perry, the ref counts, and Suzuki lets off as Collision goes to break.
Collision returns and Suzuki CHOPS in a corner! Suzuki whips corner to corner, Perry reverses to LARIAT and NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Suzuki stays in this but Perry snarls. Perry rains down forearms on Suzuki, then SLAPS him as he lets off. The fans boo Perry as he sits Suzuki up to KICK! Suzuki just smirks! Perry KICKS again, and again, but Suzuki blocks! Perry fires SLAPS, but Suzuki just laughs! Perry CLAWS Suzuki’s eyes, runs, bug Suzuki follows, slips around, and SLEEPER! The fans fire up but Perry flails. Suzuki spins Perry, Gotch lift, but Perry fights that to BACKDROP free!
Suzuki goes to the apron, Perry hurries after him, but Suzuki grabs Perry for a HANGING ARMBAR! The ref reprimands, Suzuki lets go to drag Perry out. Suzuki whips Perry hard into railing! Perry flops over, but Suzuki grabs a chair! The ref says no, but the fans wanna see it! Suzuki JAMS Perry in the back! The ref reprimands, telling Suzuki that this might fly in NJPW but not here. Suzuki gets that one shot, then he KNEES Perry! Suzuki ROCKS Perry with a forearm, then puts him in the ring. Suzuki storms onto the apron but Perry KNEES him to the floor! Perry then goes out to send Suzuki into steel steps!
Perry pushes Suzuki into the ring, then drags him out on the apron, for a DRAPING DDT to the floor! The fans lose their minds, and the ring count is climbing! SACRIFICING KNEE!! Perry sends Suzuki into steel steps, then hurries into the ring! Suzuki is counted out, Perry wins!
Winner: Jack Perry, by count-out (still AEW TNT Champion)
The fans boo as Perry didn’t even bother to win this in the ring! Perry says it doesn’t matter, he is still the Face of TNT! But then he decides to get Suzuki in the ring after all! Perry rains down fists on Suzuki, but the fans boo more. Perry stomps Suzuki, then takes aim. BUT WAIT! Here comes Katsuyori Shibata! Shibata runs in and runs Perry off! The Scapegoat makes his escape, but will The Wrestler become a hunter?
AEW World Trios Championships: PAC, Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta VS Private Party & Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!
While The Bastard & The Swiss Superman betrayed Bryan Danielson, they still expect The Decoder to do his part and help defend these titles. Yuta said he is going to do his best to focus on the work, but can he keep business and personal feelings separated? Or will he be the weak link that costs them the gold?
As Claudio & Pac make their entrance together, Yuta almost doesn’t walk out there with them. But for now, the Blackpool Combat Club stands together. The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who holds it together in this Collision!
The trios sort out and Marq Quen starts against Pac. The bell rings, and Quen BOOTS Pac! Quen fires off hands, the fans fire up, and Quen gets in Pac’s face! “Is this what you wanted?!” Quen lets off, then runs up to ENZIGIRI Pac! Pac flounders, Quen whips, but Pac reverses. Claudio hooks Quen to throw him down! The fans boo but Pac stomps Quen down. Pac lets off as the ref reprimands, but Pac tags Claudio. Claudio fires off body shots and UPPERCUTS on Quen! The ref counts, he backs Claudio off, and Claudio reaches out to Yuta. Yuta shakes his head, so Claudio tags Pac. Claudio and Pac mug Quen, but Claudio frowns at Yuta.
Pac CHOKES Quen in the corner, but he stares Yuta down. Pac lets off Quen, stomps him some more, then bumps him off buckles. Pac tags Claudio, and Claudio CHOPS Quen! Quen fires back and the two brawl! The fans rally, Quen backs Claudio up, but Claudio scoops to SLAM! Claudio runs to DOUBLE STOMP! Claudio huffs ‘n’ puffs, but Yuta is nonplussed. But Quen fires body shots on Claudio! Claudio keeps Quen from his corner with a clutch, and it’s almost a Head ‘n’ Arm Triangle! Quen endures, fights, and the fans rally again. Quen fires elbows, but Claudio hits an IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER! Shoutout to The Fella!
Claudio again offers the tag to Yuta, but Yuta shakes his head. Claudio tags Pac, then he stares Yuta down. Yuta is a bit snarky in his response, but Pac stands on Quen’s head! The ref counts, Pac lets off, and Claudio gets a cheap shot in! Pac stomps Quen, digs his foot into Quen’s neck, then lets off. Pac talks with Claudio about this, and he drags Quen up. Pac bumps Quen off buckles, then stares him down. Claudio stands Quen up, the ref reprimands, but Pac runs up, into a BOOT from Quen! Quen ROCKS Claudio, fires hands on Pac, and leaves Yuta alone! Pac swings, Quen dodges, hot tag to Isiah Kassidy!
The fans fire up as Brother Zay dodges Claudio, TACKLES Pac, and rains down fists! Claudio drags Zay off Pac but Pac fires elbows! Claudio whips Zay, Zay ducks and Claudio hits ropes! Zay stomps Claudio, then fires hands on Pac! Pac shoves Zay, pops him up, but Zay SATELLITE DDTS! Cover, Claudio breaks it by stomping the bad hand! That hand was smashed by a hammer only last week! Claudio leaves Zay behind, Yuta criticizes all this, but Pac tags Claudio in. Claudio tells Yuta it is his last chance. Claudio tags Yuta and forces him in! GIANT SWING! Zay goes around and around and around, but Yuta isn’t into it.
Claudio TOSSES Zay, and he glares at Yuta. Yuta won’t even look at Claudio, and the fans fire up for him! Claudio storms over to Yuta, tells him to do his part, and then Pac gets in! They’re arguing with Yuta, but Komander runs in! Komander dodges Claudio, pop-up DROPKICKS Pac, but Claudio choke grips Komander now! CHOKE- NO, Komander flips through! And he POSTS Claudio! The fans fire up as Komander then goes up and up and SUPER CROSSBODIES Claudio! Quen CANNONBALLS onto Pac! Zay rolls Yuta up! TWO!! Yuta still kicks out, and he wrenches Zay into a RIGHT ANGLE SLAM!
Yuta sighs, because he still wants to be champion. Cover, TWO! Zay stays in this, Claudio tells Yuta to finish this! Yuta drags Zay up, reels him in, and that’s Zay’s bad hand! Yuta lets Zay go, sympathetic to the pain. But Pac sends Quen into steel steps! Yuta helps Zay up, but Zay SLAPS him! Yuta frowns, and he grabs the bad hand! Yuta TWISTS that wrist, BENDS those fingers, and then BITES the hand! The ref counts, so Yuta shifts to HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Pac & Claudio like what they see as Yuta puts on the CATTLE MUTILATION!! Zay is OUT, the ref calls it!!
Winners: Pac, Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta, by submission (still AEW World Trios Champions)
Pac keeps the ref from stopping Yuta, and Claudio applauds as Yuta keeps the hold going! Yuta then lets off, snapping back to reality. Yuta does not want to celebrate this, he did what he needed, and he storms off backstage. Will this internal conflict within Yuta continue until he chooses a side?
The Outrunners have a new video.
Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd are skating down the pierce, running on the beach, and flexing all the while. They say that if there’s rules, they don’t play by ’em! Carnival games? Truth distracts while Turbo sneaks the basketball into the hoop, so they win all the same. They’re coming for your pride, for your manhood, and your gold! If you haven’t seen The Outrunners, you haven’t seen nothin’ yet! Will these two go from playing games to winning the big one soon enough?
Lucha Libre Triple Threat: Holo.grm VS The Beast Mortos VS Dralistico!
One is the futuristic rising star, one is a menacing minotaur right out of mythology, and the third is the returning ungovernable looking to finally take over! Will Hologram continue his win streak, even with these one-third odds? Will Mortos mangle both men to move up the ranks? Or will Dralistico make his familia proud as he finally makes an impact?
The bell rings and the fans fire up already. The three stare down, Mortos runs up on Hologram but Hologram waistlocks. Mortos switches to send Hologram into Dralistico! Mortos runs up, Dralistico y Hologram dodge, but then Mortos rolls off both their backs! Mortos runs up again, blasts the lariats and DOUBLE LARIATS them! The fans fire up with “SI! SI! SI!” and Mortos LARIATS Dralistico in a corner! Then he LARIATS Hologram in the other! The fans fire up, Dralistico ROCKS Mortos, Hologram RANAS Mortos into a SUPERKICK from Dralistico! Dralistico runs up on Hologram, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then RANAS!
Mortos dodges Dralistico, comes back, and CRUCIFIX ARM-DRAG! But Hologram gives Mortos one! Dralistico RANAS Hologram but he lands safe on the apron! Hologram slingshots up and over Dralistico, dodges Mortos, then RANAS! Morotos handsprings through, Dralistico RANAS Hologram, he handsprings through! Mortos rolls Dralistico, ONE as Hologram rolls Mortos! TWO and Dralistico grabs Hologram to roll him up! ONE! Dralistico dodges, Hologram dodges, then they both dodge Mortos! The fans fire up as this is, well, a Mexican Standoff! Things keep going, Mortos blocks a kick then grabs Hologram!
Dralistico ENZIGIRIS but Mortos ducks so Hologram takes the hit! Mortos runs up, Dralistico dodges, comes back, POP-UP and BACKFLIP! Dralistico ENZIGIRIS Mortos out of the ring! The fans fire up, Dralistico builds speed to FLY! Direct hit and down goes Mortos! But Hologram gets moving, he DIVES! Direct hit on Dralistico at the ramp and the fans fire up! Hologram feeds off that energy as Collision goes picture in picture.
Hologram drags Mortos up, puts him in the ring, then goes to the corner. Hologram climbs, leaps, but Mortos SWATS him out of the air! Mortos drags Hologram up, and SMACKS him down! Mortos drags Hologram up by his MASK, then slams him down! The ref reprimands but Mortos drags Hologram up , to SMACK him again! Hologram goes to a corner, Mortos storms around, and then he CHOKES Hologram against the buckles! The ref counts, Mortos lets off, and CHOPS! Hologram staggers away, but Mortos is on him again. Dralistico SUPERKICKS Mortos! Dralistico whips Hologram to a corner, but has to block a boot.
Dralistico CHOPS Hologram, then rallies the fans. Dralistico fires forearms again and again, and Hologram sits down. Dralistico stomps Hologram, goes side to side, and he SUPERKICKS Hologram down! Dralistico says tranquilo while lounging on the corner. Dralistico soaks up cheers and jeers, only for Mortos to HEADBUTT him down! Mortos drags Dralistico back up, and SMACKS him in a corner! Mortos brings Dralistico around, bumps him off buckles, then puts a leg in ropes, to KICK the rope! Dralistico is all jammed up, but the ref reprimands Mortos. Mortos gets mad at the ref, but then he CLAWS Dralistico’s eyes!
Mortos SMACKS Dralistico again, and Collision returns to single picture. Mortos whips corner to corner, runs up, but is put on the apron! Hologram runs up, but Dralistico SUPERKICKS first! Mortos SMACKS Dralistico again! Mortos goes up the ropes, but Dralistico GAMANGIRIS! Hologram runs up again, but into an OVERHEAD SUPLEX, into buckles! Dralistico then goes up the corner to springboard and FLYING RANA Mortos! The fans fire up with Dralistico, he runs in at Hologram, but Hologram goes out, around, over and through, then GAMANGIRIS! The fans fire up as Hologram steps in, ducks ‘n’ dodges Mortos, RANA ARM-DRAG!?
The fans fire up and Hologram keeps going, tilt-o-whirl and DEJA VU RANA! The fans are thunderous, and Hologram sees both opponents on the apron. Mortos falls out, Dralistico storms in, and Hologram rallies the fans. Hologram and Dralistico circle, stare down, and Dralistico runs up. Hologram puts him on the apron but Dralistico ROUDNHOUSES back! Dralistico goes up, to SUPER FLYING RANA Mortos!! The fans fire up but Hologram is up top! Hologram tightrope walks to SUPER SWANTON Mortos! The fans are thunderous again and Hologram gives high-fives! Hologram then fetches Dralistico, only for Dralistico to put him in the ring.
Dralistico aims, springboards, and FLYING CODE BREAKERS! But Mortos is back to shove Dralistico, pop-up and SAMOAN DROP!! Mortos drags Dralistico to a cover, but Hologram DOUBLE STOMPS him! The fans fire up and Hologram BOOTS a lariat! Hologram hops up onto Mortos, JUMP-UP POISON RANA!! Mortos staggers, Dralistico FLYIHNG CRUCIFIX DRIVER!! The fans are thunderous as Hologram and Dralistico get moving, COLLISION COURSE from Hologram!! But Mortos runs up to DOUBLE LARIAT again!! All three luchadores are down and the fans are thunderous! Mortos then fires up and takes aim from a corner!
Mortos watches as Hologram stands, but Hologram HEEL KICKS first! Hologram runs, but into a tilt-o-whirl and torture rack! BEAST BACKBREAKER to the DISCUS LARIAT! Dralistico snipes the cover, but Mortos YANKS him away. They start shoving, but Hologram is up to CHOP and CHOP! Dralistico CHOPS Hologram! Then he gives Hologram to Mortos to finish him! POWER BREAKER!! Then Dralistico runs, goes up the ropes, FLYING DESTROYER!! Hologram is down, but Dralistico drags him back up. Mortos spins, Hologram slips away! DISCUS LARIAT takes out Dralistico!
Hologram DUMPS Mortos out, then hooks Dralistico into the GHOST PIN! HOLOGRAM WINS!!
Winner: Hologram, by pinfall
Somehow, someway, Hologram found a way to win, and he is 12-0 in AEW! Mortos is furious with Dralistico, they shove each other, but here comes RUSH! Dralistico’s brother, but also Mortos’ occasional tag partner, steps in between them both! Rush brings Dralistico in as his blood brother, but then he brings Mortos in as his brother in arms! Hologram runs up to fire forearms! But that’s 3v1, he gets beat down for it! The fans boo as Dralistico & Mortos hold Hologram up, and Rush HEADBUTTS Hologram down! Then they all hold up the fist! Could we see La Faccion Ingobernable rebuilding before our very eyes?
Backstage interview with Kris Statlander.
Lexy Nair is with The Galaxy’s Greatest and brings up how we haven’t seen her since that win in the “insane Street Fight” from All Out. Kris asks what Lexy wants her to do about that. To complain about her spot? To ask why she wins the big matches yet all anyone talks about is the loser? Should Kris could look into this camera and beg for her opportunity? Sorry, Lexy, guess she’s the odd woman out because she’s not that insecure. Kris knows who she is, what she does, and if you had to design a woman wrestler from the ground up, you wouldn’t be able to think of something near as good as Kris.
So Kris has a hard time feeling sorry for herself. She picks her spots, calls her shots, and when she’s ready, she’ll let us know. But in the meantime, every woman in AEW should be saying, “Thank You, Stat.” Because when you face Kris, you either get better, or you get destroyed. Kris heads out, but will she be heading up to the top of the division soon enough?
MXM Collection is here!
As promised, it is the Grand Slam finale to New York Fashion Week, and these two strut their stuff down the ramp and into the ring, which they then slither into. The fans cheer as they stand by what is clearly a person under a black cloth sheet, and they POSE! Mansoor fetches mics for him and Mason Madden, and they revel in the fans cheering them on. Mansoor says, “Ladies, gentlemen and everyone in between, are you ready for the Grand Slam finale to New York Fashion Week!?” Sure sounds like they are. Mason says this is the Sultan of Suave, Mansoor! Mansoor says this is the Height of Fashion, Mason Madden!
And together, they are the M X M Collection~! Fingertip touch, and then Mansoor reminds us that two weeks ago, they claimed Max Caster’s jacket for two reasons. One: Much like Max, it was ugly. Two: It was emblazoned with a lie! It says Max Caster is the Best Wrestler Alive? HAHAHAHAHA! MXM calm down from the laughing fit, and Mason says they have remedied the problem. They have made Caster’s jacket the grand, explosive climax to their little show. Now, we know not just anyone can model MXM’s avant-garde designs, so they made sure that for all of us, the little people, that their male models will be just as handsome as MXM.
So now, without further ado, please get ready for MXM’s Grand Slam Fashion Walk! We look back to the stage and strutting out first, “wearing a vision [Mason Madden] once had in an Appalachian sweat lodge,” Italy’s Felipe sports gold pants, big brimmed hat and sheer button up. Mansoor says wearing a ski suit that once braved the Matterhorn, it is Antonio! Third, “wearing 24 karat gold sifted from the rivers in Sierra Leone, this is Cameroon.” Not a bad jacket but are those sneakers on a necklace? Fourth, “wearing fur extracted from the flesh of the endangered capybara in the Galapagos Islands in Cameroon, this is Sierra Leone!”
Fifth, “in honor of the US Open, you know him, you love him, international tennis superstar, Ashley Arthur!” Oh get it? Name inversion. But denim short shorts might not be regulation for pro-tennis play… And last but not least, from right here in Queens, with a leopard print fur coat, purple pants and a walking stick… JEFF!! The union requires that even he is allowed to participate. Mansoor says give it up for all their male models! The fans do cheer, but it feels like the veiled man is getting anxious. Mason says now that we’ve all been sufficiently fluffed, time for the moment we’ve all come for! And if you haven’t yet, you will!
They looked around the world for the finest body they could find! The grandest musculature they could witness! And they found him in the forests on the outskirts of Düsseldorf, “the Pride of Prussia,” East Germany’s greatest export, MXM’s piece de resistance–that’s French for a fine piece of ass–put your hands together for the model of Caster’s jacket… HANS!! Hans is revealed and he is JACKED! The jacket, however, has a big heart cutout on the front where the buttons go, the sleeves are sheer with a flourish pattern, but MXM is more into Hans’ body. They have Hans spin, and we see the back, and it seems Hans is wearing sheer shorts and a speedo…
But the important thing is the back of the jacket: “Bratinum Max Caster BEST DRESSED ALIVE.” Arthur Ashe is getting quite the show, Hans. Mansoor loves the jacket, but he speaks for everyone here when he says… TAKE IT OFF! Hans does indeed take off the jacket, and his vascularity floors MXM! Hans flexes, Mansoor says he never thought he’d say this, but… Hans would be PERFECT for MXM Collection! It would be an honor if he touched tips. The fans fire up, and Hans holds up his finger, to then GRAB THE TIPS! How dare he! But SURPRISE! Hans is DADDY ASS! Billy Gunn DOUBLE LARIATS MXM down!
The fans fire up as Billy takes out all the other “models,” from Felipe to Jeff, but then MXM joins in! They all beat up on Billy, and then Mason reels him in. But here comes The Acclaimed! Caster & Bowens clear out the male models but MXM go running! The fans fire up as Bowens & Caster set Antonio up for the INVERTED BOMB! MXM want to know where the REAL Hans is, but Caster picks up the remade jacket. Caster puts it on?! Caster doesn’t seem to mind, and then he winds up… to POSE~! And then SCISSOR FINGER with Bowens & Billy! Will The Acclaimed give MXM their own makeover when these teams finally have a match?
Lumberjack Strap Match: Hangman Page VS Jeff Jarrett!
The Black Hat Cowboy’s rage has not only burned down Swerve’s childhood home, but it has burned the bridges between him and all those who were once his friend. But it has also gotten him on the wrong side of just about everyone else on the roster, which is why The Dark Order, The Bang Bang Gang, and Team Triple J are ringside, ready to lash out with straps! Will Hangman pay for all the #CowboyS*it he’s been up to? Or will he beat The Last Outlaw at his own game?
The bell rings and the lumberjacks are ready to do some lashing! Jarrett and Hangman circle, Hangman runs up but Jarrett dodges to fire hands! Hangman fires back, but Jarrett fires a flurry of haymakers! Jarrett whips, hangman reverses and BOOTS! Hangman runs up but Jarrett puts him on the apron! Hangman holds onto ropes, and he is safe there as the lumberjacks can only attack someone who is on the floor. Jarrett runs up, Hangman counter punches, then hurries in. Hangman bumps Jarrett off buckles, CHOPS him, then ROCKS him. Hangman stalks Jarrett, grinds his face off the ropes, but the fans rally up.
Hangman whips Jarrett, Jarrett ducks ‘n’ dodges, but leaps into Hangman’s arms! FALL AWAY SLAM! Jarrett ends up on the apron, but The Dark Order leaves him be. Not just because of the rules, but because their beef is not with him. But then Hangman triangle jumps! Jarrett ducks the lariat, then he DUMPS Hangman out! And The Dark Order closes in! Hangman hurries back inside, but Jarrett runs up! Hangman dodges, then Alabama Lifts! Jarrett sunset flips it, steps through, but Hangman fires hands! Hangman BITES Jarrett’s forehead, kicks him away, then stands. Hangman storms up again, but Jarrett UPPERCUTS!
Jarrett tells the boys to get ready, and he whips, but Hangman reverses to TOSS Jarrett out! Triple J hug it out! The fans cheer and Hangman is pissed. Jarrett slides in, but Hangman TOSSES him out the other side! Alex Reynolds says screw it and LASHES Jarrett! Karen Jarrett can only watch in pain from the stage as even Juice Robinson gets a shot in! Jarrett scrambles back into the ring while the fans cheer on Juice. Hangman drags Juice up, clinches, and BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES! Cover, TWO! Jarrett is still in this, and Collision goes picture in picture. Or not…
Hangman flips off the fans as they taunt him, then paces around Jarrett. Hangman drags Jarrett up, ROCKS him with a haymaker, then stalks Jarrett to a corner. The Bang Bang Gang are like sharks with blood in the water, but Hangman denies them Jarrett. Hangman CHOPS Jarrett, then mocks the applause. Hangman whips corner to corner, runs up, but Jarrett dodges! Jarrett climbs up and he rains down fists! But Hangman stops him at 3 to fireman’s carry! He DUMPS Jarrett out, but Jarrett ROCKS Hangman! Hangman DECKS Jarrett, and Jarrett falls! The Gunns go right after Jarrett with the straps!
The fans are torn but Jarrett gets away from the Ass Boys! Hangman drags Jarrett up, fireman’s carries, and DEATH VALLEY DRIVERS! Cover, TWO! Jarrett stays in this but Hangman argues with Aubrey about her count. Hangman kicks Jarrett around, scrapes him to the apron, but Jarrett holds ropes to stay off the ground. Hangman fires a hand, but Jarrett just fires up! The fans fire up, but Hangman ROCKS Jarrett again! Jarrett tells Hangman to hit him again! Hangman does, so Jarrett hits back! Screens go dark, but when they come back, Jarrett dodges a haymaker to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! And more technical difficulties, so Collision goes to break.
Collision returns and Jarrett fires up! The fans fire up with him, and Jarrett TOSSES Hangman out! The Bang Bang Gang LASHES away on Hangman! Hangman scrambles in, Jarett puts him on ropes to STRADDLE ATTACK! Jarrett keeps going, but Hangman dodges to LARIAT Jarrett up and out! Lethal & Satnam are there to protect Jarrett, but Hangman WRECKS them all with a dropkick! Satnam keeps Karen away from the danger, and the lumberjacks swarm Hangman! Hangman fires hands on them all, and he even DECKS John Silver! Dark Order asks what the heck, but Juice runs up! Hangman dodges to then DECK Juice!
Hangman storms up to the apron, slingshots, BUCK0 LASH from Juice! Juice doesn’t care about rules anymore, and the fans fire up! Hangman is pissed, and he storms up on Juice! Hangman grabs Juice’s arm, but Jarrett goes up! Jarrett SUPER CROSSBODIES Hangman, Juice and the Gunns! The fans fire up with Double J as he rises up! Jarrett puts Hangman in, storms up, wrench and- NO, Hangman pushes out of the Stroke! Hangman LASHES Jarrett!? He took that strap from Juice! The ref reprimands but Hangman LASHES Jarrett again! Karen has had it, she storms into the ring! But Hangman threatens to hit her, too!?
The fans boo as Karen tells Hangman to get back! Karen shields her husband, the ref wants Karen to leave, and Hangman says if the ref doesn’t remove Karen, he will! But then Lethal slides in to shield Karen & Jeff. So Hangman LASHES Lethal! Karen hurries away, Hangman aims at all the lumberjacks! He dares them to get in! Jarrett has Lethal’s strap! And he LASHES away on Hangman! Hangman bails out, but that lets Dark Order LASH him! The fans fire up as they give Hangman what he deserves! The Bang Bang Gang joins in! Juice CLUBS Hangman, and Lethal LASHES Hangman! Then he PULLS Hangman’s arms, while Satnam LASHES him!!
The fans fire up, Jarrett gets Hangman in! Karen gives Hangman some good licks, too! The ref gets Karen to back up, but Hangman LOW BLOWS!! The fans boo but Hangman hits the DEADEYE!! Cover, Hangman wins!
Winner: Hangman Page, by pinfall
The Last Outlaw tried, but he could not stop the rage of Hangman Page. Hangman even threatens the ref! The Bang Bang Gang protects Jarrett, only for Hangman to go after them! Hangman CHOKES Juice, then HANGS him!! The Gunns LASH away on Hangman, so Hangman goes into retreat! Hangman warns them to never get in his business again, but is he picking a fight with the Collision Cowboys that he can’t win?
AEW Continental Championship Title Eliminator: Kazuchika Okada VS Sammy Guevara!
While The Rainmaker made it through Fatal 4 Way odds at All Out, The Spanish God has been fighting alongside Dustin Rhodes both in AEW and ROH. Will Sammy prove he’s ready for more gold? Or will Okada be the one walking away from this Collision?
The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, and Okada waistlocks. Sammy switches, Okada pries the hold open, and he wrenches to a wristlock. Sammy reaches for ropes, Okada keeps him back, so Sammy spins, flips, and wrenches back! Okada kneels, grits his teeth, and fights up. Okada pulls Sammy’s hair, puts him on ropes, but lets off at 4. Okada fakes the chop to pat Sammy on the shoulder. Sammy nods and shrugs that off, then circles with Okada. But Okada kicks low! Okada CLUBS Sammy, snapmares, and runs side to side to basement DROPKICK! Sammy flounders to the apron while fans applaud.
Sammy rolls back in, Okada covers, ONE! Sammy pushes Okada away, goes back to ropes, but Okada ROCKS him! Okada whips, Sammy reverses then hurdles, backflips and DROPKICKS! Okada bails out and Sammy kips up so smooth! The fans fire up, but Sammy fakes Okada out with the springboard! Sammy spins and poses, but Okada storms up. Sammy DROPKICKS him back down! Sammy builds speed, and FOSBURY FLOPS! Down goes Okada and the fans fire up again! Sammy brings Okada up and into the ring, then aims, only for Okada to roll out the side. The fans cheer, and Sammy runs in around the way!
Sammy uses the steps to FLYING CUTTER to the floor! The fans fire up while both men are down, and a ring count starts. Sammy drags himself up, crawls to the apron and stands. Sammy aims again, but Okada avoids the Quebrada! Kick and DDT to the floor! Okada grins while fans applaud, and Collision goes picture in picture.
The ref checks Sammy but somehow, Sammy is still in this. Okada drags Sammy up, then whips him hard into railing! Sammy falls over, Okada soaks up cheers and jeers, then he goes back for Sammy. Okada rips up a fan’s sign cheering on Sammy, but then gives it back to the fan. Okada HAMMERS Sammy down, then drags him back up. Okada puts Sammy in the ring, storms up the steps, and then brings Sammy up. Okada bumps Sammy off buckles, then winds up, to ELBOW! Okada smirks as fans thought he was going to chop, and he ELBOWS Sammy again. Okada whips corner to corner, runs in, and ELBOWS Sammy again!
Sammy flounders while Okada soaks up cheers and jeers. Okada kicks at Sammy, toying with him, but then Sammy CHOPS! Okada doesn’t flinch, so Sammy snarls and fires a forearm! And another forearm! Okada DECKS Sammy with just one! Okada pushes Sammy around, dares him to hit back, so Sammy rises to CHOP! Sammy fires forearm after forearm, but Okada catches him into the MONEY CLIP! Sammy endures, even as Okada grinds him down. Collision returns to single picture, Sammy fires body shots, and then arm-drags free! Okada runs back up, Sammy ducks ‘n’ dodges to leap, but into Okada’s arms!
Okada gut wrenches, but Sammy fights to SPIKE-RANA!! The fans fire up while both men are down! A standing count begins, both men stir and rise up. Sammy stands at 5 of 10, and he fires forearms! Okada fires back, they go back and forth, but then Okada UPPERCUTS! Okada whips, Sammy ducks ‘n’ dodges and FLYING FOREARMS! Sammy kips up and the fans fire up! Sammy runs in to LARIAT Okada up and out! Then Sammy builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit and Sammy hits railing hard, too! The fans fire up as Sammy rises, then he goes up the corner. Sammy aims, says a quick prayer, and ARIHARA MOONSAULTS! Down goes Okada!!
The fans are thunderous while both men are on the outside! The ring count starts, and Sammy stands at 5 of 10. Sammy vows to end this, and he drags Okada up. Torture rack, but Okada CLUBS free! Sammy BOOTS Okada! The count is 7! Sammy runs up, Okada BACKDROPS him onto steel steps!! The ref hurries out to check Sammy, and Okada has a sinister look on his face. Sammy writhes, but he is somehow still in this. Okada grins as he storms over to Sammy, and he drags Sammy up to put in the ring. Sammy crawls, Okada stalks him, but the fans rally up. Okada drags Sammy up, to whip and DROPKICK!
Okada doesn’t stop, he just hauls Sammy up to scoop SLAM! Okada goes up a corner, for the MACHO ELBOW! The fans fire up and Okada stands. Okada winds it up, to… FLIP US OFF! Okada has a scowl as he ripcords Sammy, RAIN- SPANISH FLY!! Cover, TWO!! Sammy almost had Okada with that sudden turnaround, but he hurries to the apron. Sammy aims from the corner, springboards, but Okada gest under! And then he sends the ref at Sammy! Sammy dodges the sucker punch to SUPERKICK! Torture rack, and GO TO HOSPITAL!! But Okada flounders to a corner! Sammy is stunned, but he runs up to RAM into Okada!
Sammy ENZIGIRIS from the apron, then springboards again! But Okada catches the cutter, to RAINMAKER!! Cover, Okada wins!
Winner: Kazuchika Okada, by pinfall (denies Sammy Guevara a title match)
The Spanish God came so close, but not even he could stop the rain! Will Sammy have to aim for a different title if he wants to be like #DustinTwoBelts? Will anyone stop Okada with the roll he’s been on?
My Thoughts:
A great Collision to finish up Grand Slam week, with only that one glaring flaw during the Lumberjack Strap match. TV production may be complex stuff, but this wasn’t even a live episode. Was someone half asleep and not paying attention to the cues for commercial breaks? It kinda killed the momentum of what was a very good match from Jarrett and Hangman, especially with all the people at ringside. But as such, the overbooking and distractions was a good way to give Hangman that win. Hangman also seems to be moving on to The Bang Bang Gang as he and Juice got into it. We certainly get Hangman VS Juice 1v1, and I would think Hangman wins that. Maybe Jay White returns as part of Hangman’s story?
The Saraya’s Rules match was a very fun opener, but Hayter won just as I figured. Hard to say which title scene she gets in, but as she’s already been world champion, maybe she challenges Mercedes Mone for the TBS Championship, going for the historic AEW Women’s Division double, same as Hikaru Shida and others have. Great Trios Tornado match, and I suppose The Learning Tree winning makes sense if the story is to continue. Jericho taking the win when Bill hit the finish was also something we should’ve expected. Technically it should be Big Bill with the right to challenge Mark Briscoe, but Jericho is Jericho and therefore selfish. Maybe this “wasted” title shot becomes another seed of dysfunction within the faction.
Really good match from Action and Brody, but of course Brody won. The surprise was The Righteous going after Top Flight. I suppose we get Top Flight Airlines VS Archer & Righteous, the winners getting a Six Man Tag with House of Black, and then the Six Man Tag leads to new challengers for the Trios Championships. Speaking of which, very good stuff in the title match tonight, and it went about as I expected: Yuta didn’t want in; Claudio forces his hand; Yuta goes berserk like he has before, and that’s how the team wins. Maybe if this new Blackpool Combat Club runs into a team like House of Black or Archer & Righteous, that is when they lose titles, but it won’t be until then.
Great title match from Jack Perry and Minoru Suzuki, especially when Suzuki was not on my list of expected challengers. Perry choosing to win by count out was an interesting move, but I like Shibata showing up to stop Perry from going further. Still a bit disappointed nothing was truly settled between the Jericho Vortex and the trio of Samoa Joe, Hook & Shibata, though. But Shibata VS Perry will be great stuff, and Perry finds an even sneakier way to retain the title. He might even take the count out loss so that Champion’s Advantage keeps the belt with him. I would still think someone like Daniel Garcia could challenge for the title and maybe even win it.
Awesome Triple Threat to celebrate lucha libre and Hispanic Heritage Month, even though it’s less a month and just the four weeks between September 15th and October 15th. But great win for Hologram, and I really like that La Faccion Ingobernable is back, with Mortos as their heavy instead of Vance. Still scratching my head as to where the resolution to the story of Rush and Don Callis went. But whatever, LFI should’ve been what was going on all along, and maybe they can feud with whatever form The Don Callis Family takes in the near future.
Very fun video from The Outrunners, I just hope they get going in the ring, really build up their record. Very fun segment from MXM with The Acclaimed, but I don’t think they needed that many “male models” who were of course indie wrestlers. And I could just feel that “Hans” was Billy Gunn all along, but that was a great moment to really remind us all that Billy is jacked. Great brawl that ran MXM off, and the tag match that’s coming will be a lot of fun. As I said before, it probably won’t outright lead someone to a title match, but if MXM gets a win over The Acclaimed, that is a big thing for their rise in the ranks.
And great main event out of Sammy and Okada. I really got worried for Sammy at a couple points, but then I was a little unsure why Sammy didn’t sell the leg more. Okada still won out, Sammy will just have to settle for being ROH World Tag Team Champion with Dustin for now. Maybe Sammy should shift to the ROH World TV Championship, get the belt back from Atlantis Jr. or something. As for Okada, I would think Konosuke Takeshita is still his next challenger, they need to get that 1v1 done, probably for WrestleDream. That could be a real show stealer given what we know both men are capable of.
My Score: 8.8/10
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Will Private Party earn their SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS?
Private Party pulled off another stunner over The Young Bucks just last night, but they still have to fight their way to become contenders! Will Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy earn one more match with Matthew & Nicholas Jackson?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Darby Allin VS Johnny TV; Darby wins.
- Grizzled Young Veterans VS The Outrunners; win.
- Kris Statlander VS ???
- Willow Nightingale VS Trish Adora; wins.
- Wheeler Yuta VS BEEF w/ Anthony Henry; wins.
- Orange Cassidy & Kyle O’Reilly w/ Mark Briscoe & Rocky Romero VS The Premier Athletes; win.
- Fatal 4 Way: Holo.grm VS Komander VS Action Andretti VS Nick Wayne; wins.
- AEW World Tag Team Championship #1 Contenders Triple Threat: Private Party VS Top Flight VS The House of Black; wins and will challenge The Young Bucks for the titles.
PLAY BY PLAY
Darby Allin VS Johnny TV!
The Relentless One put out an Open Challenge for WrestleDream, because he is that determined to prove he can be the best in AEW. As for tonight, he’s got a Collision with a man who’s been all over the world and held quite a bit of gold. Will Johnny prove Darby is NOT #TVReady? Or will Darby be rolling on the road home to Washington?
As Johnny makes his entrance, Darby throws his pink hoodie at him. Johnny catches it, and then mocks Darby with how it doesn’t even fit Johnny, it’s too small. Johnny then slings his jacket at Darby but Darby catches it. Darby throws Johnny’s jacket down, and the bell rings. The fans rally behind Darby as he and Johnny circle. They tie up, and Johnny powers Darby back. Darby slips around to waistlock, but Johnny switches, only for Darby to slip away. The fans rally as the two reset and circle again. They feel things out, but then Johnny flexes. The fans boo, and Johnny mocks Darby’s height by holding his hand way up.
Darby and Johnny knuckle lock and go shoulder to shoulder. Johnny then cartwheels to wrench and wristlock. But Darby rolls, kips up, and wrenches back. Johnny rolls, kips up, but Darby pushes him down to a headlock cover! TWO, and Johnny fights up. Johnny lifts Darby, Darby holds on, but Johnny powers out. Darby turns hip toss into headlock takeover! Cover, ONE! Johnny headscissors but Darby kips free. Johnny hits a snap headlock takeover, but Darby headscissors. Darby then floats around and has the headlock back. Johnny rolls to a cover, ONE! Johnny fights up, powers Darby to a corner, and the ref counts the break.
Johnny lets off slowly, but then he pokes Darby in the eye! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Johnny blocks a boot to put Darby in ropes. KICK and SLIDING GERMAN! Darby writhes and Johnny talks smack. Johnny stalks Darby, covers, TWO! The fans rally but Johnny stalks Darby to a corner. Johnny fires body shots, ROCKS Darby, and follows him to another corner. Johnny shushes the crowd, but he pokes Darby in the eye again! The ref reprimands but Johnny whips Darby corner to corner hard! Darby bounces off buckles, Johnny drags him around to a drop zone. Johnny goes up the corner, but Darby UPPERCUTS!
The fans fire up and Darby hurries after Johnny. Darby goes up to SUPER DUPER PLEX!! Both men writhe and the fans fire up! Johnny rolls out of the ring, the ring count starts, but Johnny returns at 4 of 10. Darby goes to the apron after Johnny, but Johnny RUSSIAN LEG SWEEPS to the floor! Both men writhe again and the ref checks. Johnny rises up and rolls in, but then rolls out for a fresh count. Johnny stalks Darby to steel steps, and hoists him up. Johnny SHINING WIZARDS Darby off the steps! Johnny soaks up the heat, then sets up, but Darby moves! The low splash FLOPS! Darby refreshes the ring count and the fans fire up!
Darby goes up a corner! SUPER COFFIN DROP!! Darby drags Johnny into the ring, climbs right back up, but Johnny trips him up! Johnny then has Darby in a Tree of Woe, LION’S BARRAGE! Darby falls, Johnny climbs! Fans boo but Darby rolls Johnny! TWO, and Johnny scrambles. Darby hurries after him with forearms! Darby runs, springboards, but Johnny catches him! Darby fights the waistlock, but then Johnny cartwheels to a Canadian Rack! Spin and RAZOR’S SIDE SLAM! Cover, TWO!! Darby survives but Johnny drags him back to the drop zone. Johnny goes up again, STARSHIP PAIN FLOPS!
Darby runs up, CODE RED!! Cover, TWO!! Johnny survives but Darby is snarling! Darby climbs, to COFFIN DROP to a standing Johnny!! Cover, Darby wins!
Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall
Relentless indeed, Darby is heading home for another fight! Darby grabs a mic, has them cut his music, and he says, “On Dynamite, I issued an Open Challenge. WrestleDream, October 12th, anybody in the back, you wanna make your name off of Darby Allin? Step up, and let’s make this official tonight! Anybody in the back, now’s the time! I’m right here! Come out!” Darby wants an answer one week in advance, and who does he get? No one responds and Darby says that’s what he thought. A locker room full of complacent talent. Tell him in five years when they’re in the same position that they could’ve done something about it!
Darby is giving someone a chance at a PPV as big as WrestleDream, but no one’s stepping up. Darby is getting upset, so he heads out. Will someone work up the courage to face him within the next week? WAIT! BRODY KING CLOBBERS DARBY! The fans bark for the House of Black’s King of Death, who has some history with Darby here in AEW. Brody hauls Darby up, for an APRON POWERBOMB! Brody barks, the fans join in, and Brody lifts Darby by his neck! “I accept!! WrestleDream, JUST VIOLENCE!” Darby got his answer, is Brody going to make him regret asking?
The Outrunners meet with FTR.
And they must be using The Outrunners’ camera with this retro quality. Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd say if you wanna team with The Outrunners, you gotta have the stuff! Dax Harwood says, “I need to know. What’s… ‘The Stuff?'” You gotta have the meat! So they pump weights face to face! You gotta have the look! So they sunbathe, even though it’s October and cloudy. And you gotta have the attitude! So they bleach Dax’s mustache and give FTR some wide shield sunglasses! FTR is diggin’ it! Cash asks Truth & Turbo, “Do we have The Stuff?” Oh, they got The Stuff! they shake hands, #FTRunners is go!
Grizzled Young Veterans VS The Outrunners!
Well, while FTR now have “The Stuff,” Zack Gibson & James Drake are looking to stuff everyone else in the AEW Tag Division in the bin, aka the trash. Will Liverpool’s Number One & Mr. Mayhem teach Truth & Turbo how to #GritYourTeeth?
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The Scapegoat & The Young Bucks have been called out!
Katsuyori Shibata & Private Party want title shots against The Elite, so Christopher Daniels created this preview for Rampage in Pittsburgh!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Six Man Tag: The Elite VS Katsuyori Shibata & Private Party; Shibata & Private Party win.
- Kamille w/ Mercedes Mone VS Zoey Lynn; Kamille wins.
- Queen Aminata VS Harley Cameron; Aminata wins.
- Orange Cassidy & Kyle O’Reilly VS “Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith; Cassidy & Kyle win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Six Man Tag: The Elite VS Katsuyori Shibata & Private Party!
Jack Perry has accepted The Wrestler’s challenge for the AEW TNT Championship, while Matthew & Nicholas were considering the challenge for the AEW World Tag Team Championships. But will Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy make the EVPs accept by beating them now like they did roughly five years ago? Or will The Scapegoat & The Bucks show us why they are THE Elite?
The teams sort out and while fans sing, “OH~ Cry Me a River~!” Shibata is calling out Perry. Perry says alright, fine, and he steps up! The fans cheer, the bell rings, and the two circle. They feel things out, knuckle lock, and then clinch. Shibata throws Perry down to then have a lateral press. Perry moves around, Shibata has the top mount, and Shibata toys with Perry a bit before he shifts into the ARMBAR! Perry fights around, clasps hands, and has the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts but Shibata lets off quickly. Shibata storms up but Perry is in the ropes. The ref has Shibata stand back, but then Perry pie faces Shibata!
The ref reprimands, but Perry eggs Shibata on. Perry then bails out, but Shibata pursues! Perry slides in, tags Nick, and Perry TACKLES Shibata as he slides in! Nick stomps away on Shibata, he and Perry double whip. Shibata TACKLES Perry! The fans fire up but Nick stomps Shibata. Shibata still punches Perry, but then he notices the kicks. Shibata storms upon Nick but Perry CLUBS Shibata down! Perry CHOKES Shibata, the fans boo, but Perry lets off. Nick drags Shibata up, but Shibata ROCKS Nick! Nick falls back, and Shibata tags Quen. They mug Perry, then Quen whips. Nick reverses but Quen RANAS!
The fans fire up with Quen, and he SOBATS! Tag to Zay, they double whip to atomic drop, ENZIGIRI, but Matt runs in! Quen drop toeholds, Zay Camel Clutches, and Quen leapfrogs to DOUBLE STOMP! Matt goes rolling, Nick runs up, but into a DOUBLE FLAPJACK! Zay covers, but Perry stomps it! Perry sucker punches Shibata then soaks up heat. Zay is frustrated but Shibata runs in to BOOT Perry! Zay LARIATS Nick up and out, then Private Party DOUBLE PLANCHA! Down go The Bucks and the fans fire up! Private Party puts Nick in and then Zay fires off in a corner. Zay rains down fists, fans count all the way to TEN!
Stokely Hathaway is watching, but Perry distracts Zay. Zay tells him to back off, then he fires “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” on Nick! Zay says “SUCK IT!” then runs, but Matt trips him up! Matt drags Zay out but Zay ROCKS Matt! Zay ROCKS Perry, but Nick PENALTY KICKS Zay down! The ref reprimands The Elite, but Perry goes around to CLUB Shibata! Matt does the same to Quen, and then Perry whips Shibata hard into railing! Matt Nick puts Zay back in, brings him up, and he tags Matt. The Buck smug Zay while Perry mugs Quen, and Perry drapes Quen from the apron. Matt does the same with Zay in the ropes!
Nick climbs up, The Elite coordinate, DRAPING SWANTON BOMB AND DDT TO THE FLOOR! The fans boo but Nick says “The, Elite. The the Elite.” The fans boo more, but Rampage goes picture in picture.
Perry soaks up heat, Nick stands Zay up and bumps him off buckles. Matt tags in, he drags Zay up and scoops to BACKBREAKER! Tag to Nick, he SLINGSHOT LEG DROPS! Cover, TWO! Zay stays in this but Nick tags Perry. Perry slingshot SENTONS! Cover, TWO! Perry stalks Zay, kicks him around, slaps him around, but Zay fires back! Zay has Perry in a corner as he fires shots, but Perry CLAWS Zay’s eyes! Perry snap suplexes, covers, TWO! Perry keeps Zay down and wrenches his arm. Tag to Matt and Matt CLUBS the arm. Rampage returns to single picture as Matt snapmares Zay into a chinlock.
The fans rally as Zay endures, and Zay fights up. Zay fires body shots, but Matt DECKS him! Matt BLASTS Quen, too! Tag to Nick, and The Bucks drag Zay up to double whip. Zay ducks the double lariats, but the Bucks double hip toss, only for Zay to rebound off ropes! DOUBLE ARM-DRAGS! The fans fire up but Perry runs in! Zay TOSSES Perry to the apron, ELBOWS him down, then BOOTS Matt! Nick runs up, Zay dodges! Nick hits buckles, but Perry YANKS Shibata down! No hot tag for Zay! The fans boo but Perry sends Shibata into steel steps! Nick SHINING WIZARDS Zay, GAMANGIRIS, ROCKS, and feeds to Matt! ASSISTED SLICED BREAD!
Nick runs in, SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO!! Zay survives and the fans fire up! Nick drags Zay up, tags Perry, and Perry drags Zay up to reel him in. Perry heads for the corner, but Zay RANAS Perry into the DOUBLE GAMANGIRI! The Bucks panic, Nick tags in, but Matt drags Zay up. But Zay fights free to facelock Matt. Nick still springboards in, so Zay catches him! COMPLETE SHOT DDT COMBO! The fans fire up as Zay rises up, and he hurries to hot tag Quen! Quen fires hands on The Bucks, DECKS Nick then DECKS Matt! SPLASH for Nick in a corner, then a NECKBREAKER! Matt BOOTS back, but runs into a SNAP POWERSLAM!
Cover, but Quen moves as Nick runs up! Nick’s ELBOW DROP hits Matt! Quen then runs up, DOUBLE RANA for The Bucks! The fans fire up as The Bucks bail out and regroup by the ramp. Quen goes up and up and SUPER CANNONBALLS! The Bucks go down, and Quen hurries to put Nick in! Springboard, CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Nick stays in this but Quen stays on him. Quen steps on Nick, goes to the corner, and he climbs up. But Perry hurries to trip Quen up! The fans boo but Nick climbs. Nick drags Quen up, for the SUPER DUPER FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO!! Quen survives and the fans fire up!
Nick tags Perry, and Perry storms over to Quen. Perry suplexes, but Quen slips free! Quen shoves Perry, ducks the Comebacker and PELES! Tag to Shibata! The fans go wild as Shibata fires forearms on Perry! Shibata runs, but Perry DROPKICKS him down! Perry roars, runs, but Shibata BOOTS him! Shibata whips Perry into a corner, fires forearms, then calls to Private Party. Shibata whips Perry to a corner, sends Quen in, and Quen hits a forearm SMASH! Quen sets up, Zay runs up, PARTY IN MOTION! Zay feeds Perry to a BOOT from Shibata! Cover, TWO! Perry survives but Shibata does not let off!
Shibata snapmares Perry, runs, and PENALTY- NO, Nick trips Shibata up! Zay DIVES onto Nick! Perry waistlocks, Shibata switches, O’Conner! TWO, but PENALTY KICK on the rebound!! Cover, Matt breaks it! Shibata DECKS Matt, and he storms over to Perry. The fans fire up, Shibata fires off on Perry, and Quen tags in. But then Nick YANKS Quen down! Th eBucks DOUBLE SEUPERKICK Shibata! DOUBLE SUPERKICK for Zay! Quen ducks kicks, but he misses his! TRIPLE SUPERKICKS as Perry joins in!! The Bucks hurry to their corner, Perry tags Matt. Matt hauls Quen up, Nick climbs up! Matt puts Quen on ropes, DOUBLE STOMP POWERBOMB COMBO!! Cover, TWO?!?!
The fans cannot believe it but Quen survives! Tag back to Perry and he takes aim, SACRIFIC- PARTY DETROYER!! Zay counters, and then Shibata HYDRAULIC DROPKICKS Perry!! Shibata puts Perry up, Zay GAMANGIRIS! Quen runs up, GIN & JUICE!!! Cover, THE BUCKS BREAK IT!! The fans boo but The Bucks mug Shibata. The Bucks TOSS Shibata, then drag Perry to safety. Matt tags Perry, and he storms up on Quen. Matt whips Quen, Quen goes to the apron! Zay runs up, Matt whips him! Private Party hits the SILLY- NO, Matt NORTHERN LIGHTS free! Quen leaps, but Matt add shim to a DOUBLE NORTHERN LIGHTS!
Matt rolls through, Nick joins in, E V P TRIGGER!!! Zay is done, but the Bucks haul Quen up! T K- NO, Zay trips Nick!! Quen victory rolls Matt, PRIVATE PARTY WINS!!
Winners: Katsuyori Shibata & Private Party, by pinfall
Five years later and it’s another shocker! Perry taunts Shibata with the TNT Championship, but The Bucks do give applause to Private Party. Will The Elite have to be much more careful if they want to keep their gold?
BREAKING NEWS for Collision!
Private Party may have won tonight, but they still need to earn their title shot! They’ll be in a Triple Threat against Top Flight’s Darius & Dante Martin and The House of Black’s Malakai Black & Buddy Murphy! The winners will be the NEW #1 contenders, who will get to live the WrestleDream against The Bucks? Plus, other rising tag teams are in action as the Grrrizzled Young Veterans take on The Outrunners! Will Zack Gibson & James Drake make everyone understand they are SSSSOON to be recognized as AEW’s top guys? Or will the Youngest Men Alive show ’em that they ain’t seen nothing yet?
Then, while Wheeler Yuta is preparing to team with Bryan Danielson against former friends in Claudio Castagnoli & Pac, he is going to have a 1v1 match with BEEF! Will Anthony Henry’s second cousin through marriage just be an appetizer before the main course on Dynamite? Darby Allin may have made an Open Challenge for WrestleDream, he has a Collision with Johnny TV! Will Darby show us all how relentless he is? Or will he find he’s just not #TVReady? If you thought last week’s Lucha Libre Triple Threat was something, this week is a Fatal 4 Way of Hologram, Komander, Action Andretti and Nick Wayne!
Plus, Willow Nightingale is targeting Mariah May and the AEW Women’s World Championship, but she takes on The Infantry’s Trish Adora first. Will The Babe with the Power use The AfroPunk as a tune-up for the title match? Lastly, while The Conglomeration is in action against The Learning Tree’s Branches here tonight, they’ll have to turn right back around to face The Premier Athletes, Tony Nese & Ariya Daivari. Will this whole weekend be Freshly Squeezed?
Backstage interview with Kris Statlander.
Renee Paquette is with The Galaxy’s Greatest and notes we haven’t seen Kris in action since her win at All Out. What does she have her sights set on next? Kris says we could all sense that Chicago Street Fight was the end of an era for her. She has been in a group, she has had a manager, and with the anniversary of Dynamite just passing, let’s bring it back to how she started in AEW: on her own. Kris is stronger, more independent, she’s like, a “Born Again Kristen.” We all saw that she is the toughest, the strongest, and- Kamille steps in. The Brickhouse asks if that’s right. Biggest? Toughest? Strongest? Her match is next.
Kamille pushes past Kris, and Mercedes Mone follows. The CEO tells Kris, “You better watch, b*tch.” Mone laughs, did she just put herself on Kris’ radar?
Backstage interview with Harley Cameron.
Renee is now with the wacky Aussie and says while she’s in a match tonight with Queen Aminata, does Harley have an update on Saraya after that vicious match with Jamie Hayter? Harley says Saraya is currently incapacitated. No further questions. But what about her match with- NO further questions! Then what about…? Oh, yes, yes, her match. She should say something on that. Harley tells Aminata, “You are in a lot of trouble. RAWR!” That’ll do, right? Sure… Harley heads out, will she take out her frustrations on Aminata tonight? Or is she going to end up “incapacitated” alongside Saraya?
Kamille w/ Mercedes Mone VS Zoey Lynn!
The Brickhouse is The CEO’s big investment, and insurance policy. Will the former NWA World Women’s Champion remind us why she is a former NWA World Women’s Champion? Or can Zoey bring her down with some Angel Dust?
The bell rings and Kamille SPEARS Zoey!! The fans boo but Mone says Kamille has arrived! Kamille drags Zoey up, dragon sleepers, and TWISTING NECKBREAKER! Cover, Kamille wins!
Winner: Kamille, by pinfall
Mone raises Kamille’s hand as they both stand over Zoey Lynn. Between The CEO and The Brickhouse, will no one stop them from taking over AEW?
Backstage interview with Anna Jay.
Renee is now with The Queenslayer, and says she had a tremendous showing in her return to AEW last week. It got a lot of people’s attention, but especially Will Ospreay. Anna says yes, Ospreay tweeted out a compliment on how great she has improved, from footwork to pacing, so she thanks Ospreay for that. He’s not too bad himself. Having one of the greatest wrestlers alive today see your hard work paying off is one of the best feelings ever. So if Ospreay sees it, then you know the AEW Women’s Division is seeing it. So if you don’t take her word for it, and if you don’t take Ospreay’s word for it, just do her a favor and try her.
Deonna Purrazzo & Taya Valkyrie speak.
The Virtuosa says, “This thing of ours operates according to a code. That those who want respect give respect.” La Wera Loca says, “It’s simple, elegant.” Deonna has shown Taya generosity, and Taya accepted it. Despite early missteps, Deonna remains committed to this thing of theirs, because Taya has earned Deonna’s respect by owning the misstep. Taya says there is much to learn for “I” to become “We.” Deonna says that is what is missing in a place like AEW. These two must teach AEW that they are all bound together by the code. Those that want respect must give respect. And those who refuse get it beaten into them!
Queen Aminata VS Harley Cameron!
The One True African Woman may have Serena Deeb in her sights, and the wacky Aussie may have Jamie Hayter on her mind, they both must focus on who is in the ring with them. Will Aminata prove to the Professor that she doesn’t need the lessons? Or can Harley show Hayter that she’s not the only one who hits hard?
The bell rings, the two circle, and Harley KNEES low! Harley headlocks, Aminata powers up and out, then waistlocks. Harley fights the lift, throws elbows, then runs. Aminata gets around to waistlock and SLAM! The fans fire up while Harley hobbles up. Aminata and Harley circle again, Harley gets around to waistlock, but Aminata wrenches out. Aminata wristlocks, brings Harley down, then steps over to twerk attack! Aminata wrenches more, but Harley kicks low! And KICKS again! And ENZIGIRIS! Aminata wobbles, Harley brings Aminata in and, uh, wait, aren’t The Iron Savages the ones who take us to Tiddy City?
Harley runs, but Aminata ROCKS her! Amianta snapmares Harley, runs, and PENALTY KICKS! The fans fire up while Aminata smiles, and she stalks Harley to a corner. Aminata runs around the world to BOOT WASH! Aminata reminds us she is the one and only, and Rampage goes picture in picture.
Aminata pushes Harley around, brings her up, but Harley bails out. Harley says timeout, but Aminata goes out after her. Aminata storms up but Harley KNEES her low, then THROWS her by her hair! Harley CHOKES Aminata on the outside, but Aminata kicks her away. The ref reprimands but Harley grins. Harley storms up on Aminata, SMACKS her off the apron, and then soaks up heat. Harley puts Aminata in the ring, continues to play coy, then storms up to HIP DROP Aminata. Cover, TWO! Harley is annoyed but Aminata fires body shots. Harley CLUBS Aminata down, then clamps on a chinlock.
Harley grinds Aminata down, but Aminata endures. Aminata fights up, fights back, but Harley knees low again! Harley bumps Aminata off buckles, stomps a mudhole in, but steps off as the ref counts. Harley bumps Aminata off more buckles, then grinds her boot in. The ref counts, Harley steps back, and she drags Aminata up. Harley brings Aminata around to throw her down by her hair! Cover, TWO! Aminata stays in this, but Rampage goes to break.
Rampage returns and Harley ELBOWS Aminata in the shoulder! And ELBOWS her again! Harley LICKS Aminata, then runs to SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO! Harley overcommitted on that deep leg hook, and Amianta survives for it. Harley runs in, but Aminata puts her on the apron! Harley ROUNDHOUSES, puts Aminata in ropes, and AX KICKS her down! The fans boo but Harley aims, to then run and- NO, Aminata blocks the kick to trip Harley up! Harley hits the apron hard, and Aminata brings her around. DOUBLE CHOP! The fans fire up and Aminata puts Harley in the ring. Aminata storms up but Harley fires forearms!
Aminata ROCKS Harley! And DOUBLE CHOPS! Harley falls, jumps back up, but Aminata wrenches and snap suplexes! And LARIATS! Cover, TWO!! Harley survives but Aminata stays cool. Aminata runs in again, but Harley avoids the boot wash! Harley RAMS into Aminata again and again, but the ref counts. Harley lets off, huffs ‘n’ puffs, then runs in. Aminata goes up and over, comes back, and she catches Harley’s crossbody! The fans cheer as Amianta swings, but Harley sunset flips through! High stack, TWO! Aminat ais up, she dodges Harley, and scoops again! Harley tilt-o-whirls but Aminata powers her to a BACKBREAKER!
The fans fire up, QUEEN’S CROWN!! Cover, Aminata wins!
Winner: Queen Aminata, by pinfall
The former #BrainDrain gives Aminata a great win, but then Serena Deeb attacks from behind!! The Professor is pissed, and she SLAMS Amianta’s leg on the apron! Serena grins as she grabs the leg and pulls it against ropes in a HALF CRAB! Aminata taps, but here comes Britt Baker! The Doctor is returning the favor from Wednesday, but Serena bails! The Professor got her shots on Aminata, but will the walls start closing in?
Backstage interview with The Acclaimed.
Renee is now with Max Caster, Anthony Bowens & Billy Gunn, and Caster is still sporting the remade jacket. With that, let’s talk MXM Collection. It is hard to keep track of what is going on, but Billy speaks up. He doesn’t mean to correct her, but he is “Hans!” Hans Gunn! But MXM, how stupid are you to not know it was Billy? It was Billy all along! So stupid, trying to embarrass The Best Wrestler Alive, try to embarrass The Acclaimed, with a makeover on Caster’s jacket. Y’know what? Caster likes the lace, how it makes his arms look bigger. And this heart cutout makes his muscles look popping! He looks as handsome as ever!
Bowens says that’s right! Before, they were gonna cut that thing up. But no, MXM just embarrassed themselves. Acclaimed said to nut up or shut up, and they sure shut up MXM real quick. Just like they will do if they get in the ring. Because once The Acclaimed is done with MXM, they will get the makeover of a lifetime. WHY? Because EVERYONE Loves The Acclaimed! When and where will Platinum Max & The Scissor King cut down the Sultan of Suave and the Mahogany Hunk?
BREAKING NEWS for WrestleDream!
After Konosuke Takeshita attacked Will Ospreay and Ricochet on Wednesday, it seems the only way to settle this International Championship scenario is with a TRIPLE THREAT! Will The Alpha finally have gold in AEW? Will the Aerial Assassin finally be done with The Don Callis Family? Or are they both overlooking The One & Only?
Orange Cassidy & Kyle O’Reilly VS “Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith!
The Conglomeration has been very busy this week. They were here Wednesday to confront The Learning Tree, and we now have Mark Briscoe VS Chris Jericho for the ROH World Championship at WrestleDream. But speaking of, Jericho is joining commentary to watch his guys, The Redwood & The Bad Apple. Will Freshly Squeezed & The Violent Artist prune these Branches? Or will they be made to respect Chris Jericho?
The teams sort out and Cassidy starts against Bill. The fans rally as Cassidy and Bill stare down, and Bill mocks the hands in pockets. The fans boo, but Bill says show him how it’s done then. Cassidy puts his hands near pockets, but Bill runs up! Cassidy dodges, sunset flips, but Bill stays standing. Cassidy stops trying, and Bill YANKS Cassidy up! Bill whips, Cassidy stops by holding ropes, and then Casidy bails out. Cassidy shakes his head, knowing his limits against a man as big as Bill. Bill mockingly holds the ropes open and calls to Cassidy like a puppy dog. Cassidy steps up, but then rolls into the ring.
The fans cheer as Cassidy lounges on the mat. Bill storms up but then Cassidy rolls back out of the ring. The fans cheer more while Bill gets annoyed. Bill storms out, Cassidy slides in! Bill steps back in, Cassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges and tags Kyle! Kyle runs up but Bill RAMS him! Kyle drops out of the ring and the fans cheer. Bill is annoyed as he watches Kyle & Cassidy coordinate. They go up, Bill runs up, but The Conglomeration drops back. Bill is getting mad, but The Conglomeration high-five and the fans cheer. Keith says don’t worry, Bill, just cool down. Keith and Bill talk strategy while Kyle finally returns.
Bill tags Keith and the fans rally up. Keith and Kyle circle, but Keith takes a swing on Cassidy! Cassidy avoids it, and Kyel waistlocks to then wrangle Keith. Kyle floats all over, slaps Keith around, then eggs him on. The fans cheer, but Keith frowns. Keith SLAPS Kyel! Kyle storms up, Keith bails out, and the chase is on. Bill is lurking, but Kyel dodges him! BOOT for Keith! But Bill has Kyle with the guzel! CHOKE- NO, Cassidy DROPKICKS Bill! Bill lets Kyle go but he also stays up. Bill frowns, but Kyle BOOTS him, then Kyle FLYING KNEES Keith! Cassidy DIVES and he sends Bill into railing! Kyle pushes Keith into Bill, and then KICKS!
Cassidy “kicks,” Kyle KICKS, and repeat as Rampage goes pictur ein pnicture!
The KICKS and kicks keep going, then it’s just all KICKS as Cassidy gets serious! The Conglomeration puts Keith in, DOUBLE KICK Bill, then Kyle hurries into the ring. Kyle fires knees into Keith, then tags Cassidy. They whip Keith, kitchen sink knee, and basement dropkick! Kyle runs to KNEE DROP, Cassidy runs up, to cover! TWO! Cassidy checks and yes, it was a two count, so Cassidy gives thumbs up. Cassidy brings Keith up, ROCKS him, and tags in Kyle. Kyle climbs up and rains down fists! Kyle goes all the way to TEN, then tags Cassidy back in. Cassidy climbs up, and he rains down fists! Well, just one really. Snapmare, cover, TWO!
Cassidy keeps Keith from Bill with a facelock, then a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Keith stays in this, but Cassidy storms up on him in a corner. Cassidy fires hands, then bumps Keith off buckles. Tag to Kyle and Kyle fires forearms., Keith CHOPS back! And CHOPS again! Kyle hits a double leg takedown! Then some ground ‘n’ pound! And then ARMBAR! Keith has the ROPEBREAK! Kyle lets go quickly, and he whips Keith into the corner. Tag to Cassidy, and The Conglomeration stomps away! Then Cassidy runs to basement dropkick in the corner! Cover, TWO! Cassidy scoops Keith to SLAM him!
Cassidy tags Kyle, Kyle goes up the corner, and he FLYING KNEE DROPS! Cover, TWO! Kyle ties the legs up, sits Keith up, FIGURE FOUR COBRA TWIST CMBO! Cassidy scoots in for a photo op, but Keith endures being twisted up. Kyle makes it a cradle, TWO! Kyle brings Keith around, but Keith fires forearms! Kyle fires a strike fest, then sweeps the leg! Kyle paces around, we get a great shot coming through one of the Pittsburgh University halls, and Rampage returns to single picture. Kyle tags Cassidy, they mug Keith but Keith fights back! Keith suplexes Cassidy, but gets STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE!
Kyle steps up to AX & SMASH! Kyle clinches Keith, Cassidy takes aim, but Bill runs up! Cassidy dodges Bill, Keith breaks free of Kyle, and Cassidy runs at Keith! Keith ducks the Orange Punch to send Cassidy back at Bill for a HAYMAKER! Keith hits an EXPLODER on Cassidy, but Kyle grabs a leg! ANKLE LOCK!! Jericho shouts to roll out, Keith does roll, and Kyle is sent into a HAYMAKER! Keith waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX! Tag to Bill and the fans are torn. Bill runs to SPLASH Kyle, then he SPLASHES Cassidy! And repeat! Bill then BOOTS Kyle down! Cassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges, but runs into the BIG BOSS MAN SLAM!!
The fans fire up with Bill and he tags back to Keith. Keith covers Cassidy, TWO! Keith rains down fists on Cassidy, Bill goes after Kyle! Bill CLUBS away on Kyle, then sends him into Keith’s KILLER KNEE! Keith reels Cassidy in, underhooks, and TIGER KNEE STRIKE!! Cover, TWO!! Cassidy survives and Keith is frustrated. Cassidy flounders to a corner, Keith tells fans to shut up, and he runs in, to GAMANGIRI! Keith hoists Cassidy up top, ROCKS him, then ROCKS him again. Keith drags Cassidy around, goes up the corner, but Cassidy fights with elbows! Cassidy sends Keith tumbling down! Bill runs in, but only gets buckles!
Cassidy runs, tilt-o-whirls on Bill, but Bill stops the DDT! Kyle slips in, and he dropkicks Bill’s leg! Bill drops to a knee, but he still holds Cassidy up! So Kyle runs in again and push-starts a DDT!! Then a PENALTY KICK!! Bill falls, Keith returns! Keith DECKS Kyle! But Cassidy tilt-o-whirl DDTS Keith! Cover, TWO!! Keith survives and Jericho is relieved. Cassidy drags Keith up, tags Kyle, and The Conglomeration sets up! But Keith fights out of the suplex, RISING HEADBUTTS Cassidy, and he ENZIGIRIS Kyle! Keith then goes up, has Cassidy, SUPER EXPLODER!! Keith roars, but Kyle PENALTY KICKS again!
Keith roars as he rises, and the forearms start flying! The fans fire up as these two go back and forth! Kyle KICKS! Keith CHOPS! Kyle KICKS! Keith CHOPS but Kyle blocks! Kyle kicks but Keith blocks! But then Kyle rolls through to have the ANKLE LOCK!! Jericho panics and leaves commentary! Jericho is on the apron distracting the ref, right as Keith is tapping! Keith crawls to ropes, but here comes Rocky Romero! Azucar YANKS Jericho down and sends him into steel steps! But Bill BOOTS Rocky! Kyle FLYING KNEES Bill! Cassidy runs to DIVE! Down goes Bill at the ramp and hard! Conglomeration hurry to get Keith!
ORANGE ANNIHILATION!! Cover, Conglomeration wins!
Winners: Kyle O’Reilly & Orange Cassidy, by pinfall
The numbers game didn’t go how Jericho wanted, and his team is on the losing end! Will this be the same for when The Learning Tree takes on The Sussex County Chicken in Tacoma, Washington? Or will The Ocho still become The Nueve?
Meanwhile, Kyle & Cassidy only have 24 hours to rest, because they have a Collision with The Premier Athletes tomorrow night! Will Pittsburgh be Freshly Squeezed all weekend long?
My Thoughts:
A great Rampage here, which is interesting as there’s word Rampage is going to be shut down for whatever show AEW puts on Fox Sports 1. Honestly, they should’ve been trying hard the whole time with Rampage but whatever. Kamille probably had the shortest squash match in AEW yet, but it was to make a point after she and Mone got in Kris’s face. Kris’s promo was still rather Heel like, but it’s a bit surprising that she and Stokely Hathaway have just parted ways with no real pomp or circumstance. And pitting her against Kamille and Mone would be quite the way to turn her back to Face. Not that Kris’s attitude needs to change, she’d just be Face by default with those two.
Very good promo from Deonna & Taya, this maybe should’ve been given to us a bit sooner, but it also doesn’t really add much to the story. Good promo from Anna Jay, can’t wait to see what’s next for her. Good promo from Harley to segue into her match, which was a great match. Like Anna Jay, Harley is really improving, but Aminata still gets a great win. But of course Serena attacks Aminata, and then of course Britt Baker saves Aminata. I feel like we could get a tag match of Britt & Aminata VS Serena and who knows, but it’d be a great opportunity for any Heel to get on TV, maybe have someone actually take Serena up on teaching them things.
Great opening Six Man Tag tonight, definitely higher quality than what they usually put on Rampage. And it was rather surprising Shibata & Private Party took the win here, if only because they also announced that Triple Threat #1 Contenders match during it. I kinda though that news undercut what was going on in the match, regardless of who won. But given the feud between House of Black and Top Flight, I feel like Private Party wins out and they get the tag title match. As it stands, it doesn’t feel like Shibata or Private Party win the titles at WrestleDream, mostly because The Elite might cheat, but it’d be so great if Private Party finally won the big one.
And great main event here, even if this feud of Conglomeration and #JerichoVortex is going a little longer than needed. I really hope Jericho VS Briscoe for the ROH World Championship is the blowoff, and hopefully with Briscoe retaining. Not sure what that would mean for either team, but if it’s what we’ve all been hoping, i.e. Jericho mistreating Bill and Bill turning on Jericho, that’d be nice. Bill can maybe get himself going on a title story, too, using even just one win over Jericho as the springboard towards the TNT or Continental Championships.
My Score: 8.8/10
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