Here’s to another year of All Elite Wrestling!

Dynamite is in Hollywood (Florida) and goes big for the Sixth Anniversary Show! But will Hangman, & The Opps finally humble The Death Riders? Or are they setting themselves up for another chapter in this war?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

• Six Man Tag: Kenny Omega & #Brodido VS Josh Alexander & The Young Bucks; Kenny & Brodido win.
• AEW TNT Championship: Kyle Fletcher VS Orange Cassidy; Kyle wins and retains the title.
• Six Man Tag: Hangman Page, Samoa Joe & “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS Jon Moxley, Claudio Castaganoli & Daniel Garcia; Hangman, Joe & Hobbs win.
• Toni Storm VS Tay Melo; Toni wins.
• The Gates of Agony VS Blake Christian & Lee Johnson; GOA wins.
• Mixed Tornado Tag: Darby Allin & Kris Statlander VS Wheeler Yuta & Marina Shafir; win.

PLAY BY PLAY

The Young Bucks arrived earlier today.

They got Brandon Cutler back as their cameraman after he “fleeced us for double your old wages.” But today is the BIG six year anniversary of AEW Dynamite! And they’re at Nick Jackson’s favorite place in the world: a casino. Matt tells Nick they need to talk about that. Matt has an idea for an entrance befitting only of a couple Founding Fathers. Something grand, something bonkers, something huge. Matt is gonna have to make some calls, spend some cash, but Nick is the one encouraging him to spend their winnings. Matt will handle it, and he heads out. Nick then tells Brandon to keep filming as he works to double their remaining money.

Big montage as Nick hits the dollars slots, the digital roulette, and more! Oh even the high limit slots. Cut to later when he wasted a good chunk of it… Matt comes back, says he’s been looking for Nick, and reports that production is all in on the pomp and circumstance! The BIG pyro! We’re talking fire, concussion bursts, the money-fetti on standby, the smoke machines! And maybe even a LIVE TIGER! Matt is so ready, he just needs the money. He takes the bag, but the bag feels really light… There’s NOTHING in it?! Nick can’t even look Matt in the eyes!

And cut to present, where Matt is still upset with Nick. But can “The Broke Bucks” turn things around after getting the jobber entrance? Or will they and the Walking Weapon be bankrupt after Brody King, Bandido, and the returning Cleaner clean them out?

Six Man Tag: Kenny Omega & #Brodido VS Josh Alexander & The Young Bucks!

The trios sort out and the fans fire up as Kenny starts against Alexander. The two step up, talk trash and start shoving. Callis is of course on commentary for this he says, “Josh Alexander is a real Canadian, unlike Kenny!” The two tie up, go around, and Alexander headlocks. Kenny powers up and out, Alexander RUNS him over, and the fans tell Callis off already as things speed up. Alexander stops short to avoid Kenny’s hurdle, but then Kenny RANAS him down! And then fireman’s carries! “You! Can’t! Escape!” But then Alexander does! Alexander tags Matt, Matt runs up, and Matt counters Kenny’s hip toss to an arm-drag!

Kenny comes back, he dodges Matt, and Bandido gets a shot in! Kenny hits Matt with the SLAM DUNK BULLDOG! Tag to Brody and the fans bark along as he LARIATS Matt! Nick runs in, but Brody FLAPJACKS Nick onto Matt! SENTON! Tag to Bandido, he runs, runs, and goes up, to get the boost into the DOUBLE CROSSBODY! The fans fire up with The Most Wanted, and he goes to Matt. Matt KNEES low, tags Nick, and Nick aims. Bandido blocks the kick, sends it to Matt, but Matt ducks it! Bandido jumps a leg sweep, dodges Superkick after Superkick, then goes Matrix! Bandido taunts The Bucks with the Macarena!

The Bucks kick low, the fans boo, and The Bucks whip. Bandido flips through the double hip toss to DOUBLE ARM-DRAG! The Bucks land out, they mock the Macarena, but then Bandido runs up to DOUBLE RANA! The fans fire up, Kenny joins in and DOUBLE SHOTGUNS The Bucks! Kenny and Bandido high-ten, then they both do the Macarena! Brody then runs in and he DOUBLE LARIATS The Bucks! The fans cheer for Brody to do it, Brody says no go, but Alexander runs in! Alexander sucker punches Bandido, but Kenny and Brody mug him in return! Brody TOSSES Alexander, Kenny aims and PLANCHAS!

The fans fire up as Kenny hits everyone with that! Then Brody gives Bandido another boost, and he ARIHARA MOONSAULTS! Down go Alexander & The Bucks, the fans fire up, and now Alexander is fed to Brody for a scoop and SLAM! Then he scoops Matt to SLAMS him onto Alexander! Nick returns, Brody scoops him to SLAM onto Alexander! Kenny joins in, Brody scoops him and SLAMS him onto Alexander! Then a scoop for Bandido, but then Bandido slips free? Bandido says no go, and he scoops Brody!? Bandido SLAMS Brody onto Alexander! The fans are thunderous for that feat of strength!

Bandido tags Kenny, Kenny storms up on Alexander, but Alexander JAWBREAKERS! Alexander waistlocks, Kenny fights the lift, and he fires elbows. But then Alexander hits a BACKBREAKER! Alexander drags Kenny over, tags Nick, and Nick runs in, but he blocks boots! Nick puts Kenny in ropes, tags Matt, and they hit the DRAPING NECKBREAKER to the DRAPING SWANTON! Brody runs in, but he gets double mule kicks! Then the ALLEY-OOP DROPKICK! Bandido springboards, but into DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! The Bucks then hit the WHEELBARROW CUTTER! The fans boo but The Bucks soak it up.

The Bucks whip Kenny, he KICKS back! Matt ducks, the ENZIGIR hits Nick! Kenny blocks a kick and KICKS Matt’s leg! Kenny then runs, DOUBLE KOTARO KRUSHER! The fans fire up with Kenny and he aims. The Terminator drums start, Kenny builds speed, but Alexander RAMS low! Alexander whips, Kenny reverses to TOSS Alexander, and he runs again! But into DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Alexander runs to BODY CHECK Kenny to the floor! The fans boo but Alexander puts Kenny in. Brodido jumps on Alexander, but Matt WRECKS them with a dropkick! Matt skins the cat for Nick to FLY! Down goes Brodido!

The fans boo again, but Kenny puts Matt on the apron! And he puts Nick on the apron! But Alexander runs in, FOREARM DOUBLE ENZIGIRI COMBO! Then Alexander torture racks and Nick runs in, PUSHSTART TOWER HACKER BOMB! Nick keeps going, ESCALARA onto Brodido! The fans boo but The Bucks soak up the heat as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Alexander looms over Omega while the fans continue to boo. Alexander CLUBS Kenny, drags him up, and UPPERCUTS! Kenny staggers away, Alexander UPPERCUTS again, then Alexander CHOPS! Kenny sputters, Alexander RAMS him into the corner again and again, then clinches. Alexander puts him in the other corner, tags Matt, and Matt ROCKS Kenny. And ROCKS him again! Matt bumps Kenny off buckles, then whips corner to corner hard! Kenny staggers back, and Matt ROCKS him in the back! Matt CLUBS Kenny, ROCKS him, but Kenny fires back! Kenny fires haymaker after haymaker, then CHOP!

Kenn runs, but Matt LARIATS him down! Cover, TWO! Kenny stays in this and Matt is annoyed. Matt storms around, drags Kenny up, and brings him around to ROCK him again. Matt suplexes, puts Kenny on the ropes, then tags Nick. Alexander CLUBS Kenny for good measure before Nick climbs, DOUBLE STOMP BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Kenny survives and The Bucks are frustrated. The Sixth Anniversary Show returns to single picture, and the fans rally up for Kenny. Matt drags Kenny up, Nick climbs, MORE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK MISSES as Kenny moves! Kenny trips Matt up on the top rope, then THROWS Nick into Matt!

The fans fire up as Kenny crawls! Kenny claws at the mat while Alexander tags in, and Kenny makes the hot tag to Brody! The fans fire up more as Brody LARIATS Alexander, LARIATS again, then RIPCORD SIDE SLAM! Cover, The Bucks break it! The fans boo, but Brody fires CHOPS in return! The Bucks go to corners, Brody LARIATS Matt! Then he sends Matt into Nick! Th eBucks both dodge, then they both kick low. They double whip but Bandido sneaks the tag. Brody BOOTS Nick, ROCKS Matt, and Bandido SUPERKICKS Matt! Brody CHOPS Matt, Bandido kicks a leg out, and Brody SLIDING LARIATS!

The fans fire up as The Bucks bail out, Bandido builds speed, but Alexander gets up. Alexander scoops Bandido, APRON POWERSLAM! But Brody goes to the apron to CANNONBALL Alexander for it! Nick PENALTY KICKS Brody! Matt WRECKS Brody! Matt skins the cat to hold the ropes down, but Kenny FLAPJACKS Nick onto Matt! The Bucks have a rough landing, they bail out again, and the Terminator Drums return! Kenny builds speed to FLY! Down goes everyone else! The fans are thunderous, Callis runs away from commentary, and Kenny goes back to ringside. Bandido gives Nick the X-KNEE!

Nick staggers to ropes, Bandido deals the cards, BLACKJACK 21- NO! Nick lands out!? Nick back suplexes Bandido into Alexander’s arms! Brody hurries in, he catches Nick from the Alley-Oop! Kenny gut wrenches Matt! Bandido flips things around on Alexander, and we get TRIPLE TOMBSTONES!! The fans are thunderous as Bandido covers, TWO!?! Alexander survives, the fans blame the ref, and Callis creeps back to commentary. Kenny takes aim, BANG! But Alexander dodges the V-Trigger to GERMAN SUPLEX! That’s one, Alexander GERMAN SUPLEXES again! And then GERMAN SUPLEXES AGAIN!

The fans boo but Bandido runs up, only to get a GERMAN SUPLEX! Brody storms in, Alexander dodges, but Brody fires elbows. The Bucks DOUBLE SUPERKICK Brody into the GERMAN SUPLEX! Hollywood, Florida is now Suplex City as Alexander has Kenny. The Bucks reload, SUPERKICKS and RIPCORD FOREARM! Nick ROUNDHOUSES Kenny, Alexander ROCKS him, then more SUPERKICKS! Matt and Alexander double Gotch Lift Kenny! Nick SUPERKICKS Kenny before the DOUBLE PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!?!? Kenny survives and the fans are thunderous! But Alexander clamps on the ANKLE LOCK!!

Bandido SUPERKICKS Alexander !Nick SUPERKICKS Bandido! Brody runs up, into DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Then The Bucks set Kenny up, TK- ANTIAIR FOREARM!! Kenny SNAP DRAGON SUPLEXES Matt! SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX for Nick, too! Alexander scoops, Kenny slips free, then shoves to BLINDSIDE V-TRIGGER! And a POISON-RANA!! Kenny then POWREBOMBS Alexander, for the flip and V-TRIGGER!! Brodido joins in, they say BANG, V-TRIGGER and BLACKJACK 21 PLEX! Brody DIVES onto The Bucks! Kenny hoists Alexander up, ONE WINGED ANGEL!! Cover, Kenny & Brodido win!

Winners: Kenny Omega & Brodido, by pinfall

The Best Bout Machine and the AEW World Tag Team Champions hit the biggest jackpot of the night, and what a way for Kenny to return! But then The Bucks stumble back into the ring. These three are Founding Fathers, sure, but they couldn’t be any more different right now. And then Alexander SUCKER PUNCHES Kenny! He HAMMERS away, the fans boo, and The Bucks aren’t sure what to do. BUT WAIT! Jurassic Express is here! Jack Perry & Luchasaurus head to the ring, and while Alexander keeps hammering Kenny, The Bucks are ready to fight Jungle Boy & The Monster! Jack runs in, dodges, and then DOUBLE SATELLITE DDTS!

The fans fire up as now The Bucks are fed to the DOUBLE CHOKE SLAM! The fans fire up as Jack then KNEES Alexander, and Kenny SNAP DRAGON SUPLEXES! The fans cheer as Kenny argues a bit with Jack, given how Jack was part of the Dark Elite that tried to do Kenny in. Kenny doesn’t trust Jack, but then Jack DIVES onto The Bucks! Jack & Luchasaurus keep after Matt & Nick, Jack got betrayed by them like Kenny, but does that make them unlikely allies? Kenny grabs a mic and says, “Six years. Yeah. It’s been six years, and I’ve been here since day one. I’ve seen the highest of the highs, and I’ve seen the lowest of the lows.

“But sometimes, it doesn’t matter how pleasant the journey is, because what you can really take solace in, what you can take pride in, is the journey itself. And I’m so glad that some of you right here in this building have been here, just like me, since day one.” The fans cheer that! Kenny says if you haven’t, that’s fine, too. If this is your day one, that’s fine, too! Each and every one of the fans, Kenny appreciates and values you. They’ve made so many friends along the way, and even lost a couple. But what matters here today is that they all experience it together. Kenny can really only speak for himself, but he is a better person for all of it.

Kenny thanks everyone for everything that came before, and he thanks each and every one that joins from today forward for whatever AEW has in store. Unfortunately, they’re still live, he must bid us adieu! Goodbye, everyone, MWAH! And goodnight, BANG! Wait, the lights go out. Is that part of it? Or is there something else going on? When the lights come back on, AND IT’S ANDRADE!! EL IDOLO IS BACK IN AEW!! The fans go nuts, and then Andrade LARIATS Kenny down! The Shadow LARIATS Kenny again and Callis loves this! Andrade hauls Kenny up, for THE MESSAGE!! Andrade is once again All Elite!

Callis steps into the ring, he offers a hand, and Andrade takes it! He’s back, and he’s part of the family! The fans boo, but then Andrade BOOTS Kenny as he and Callis exit. Will nothing stop The Jackal from taking over the world of wrestling?

Mark Briscoe speaks.

AEW returns as The Sussex County Chicken says, “Tonight, baby, the sixth anniversary of AEW Dynamite. Time for celebration. But it’s also a time for reflection. For the company as a whole, but also personal reflection for myself. So the better part of the past six months, my life has been consumed by three letters: M J F. And one thing that I now know is MJF, man, you all talk. I told you very specifically to not let my brother’s name come out your mouth. But yet, you brought it forth more than once. And so at All Out, I showed you that your words have consequences. Something else you said was that I can’t win the big one.

“Well, Max. Looks like to me, I won big enough at All Out that I sent you on a nice little sabbatical. But what you’re talking about is winning titles, winning the gold. Well, man, the only reason I’m not getting a shot at Kyle Fletcher for the TNT title is cuz you cost me that match. Then it was supposed to be my man, Hologram, but Kyle took him out. So now, it’s my friend, Orange Cassidy. My crew, baby, we’re called The Conglomeration if you ain’t know. But unlike you, MJF, I ain’t selfish, man. I can celebrate with my friends. I can be happy with my friends succeeding, and not just me.

“So tonight, when Orange Cassidy beats Kyle Fletcher for the TNT title, I’ma be right there by his side celebrating. And MJF, you gonna be sitting on the couch, licking your wounds, picking the rest of the tacks out yo’ ass. Happy anniversary.”

AEW TNT Championship: Kyle Fletcher w/ Don Callis VS Orange Cassidy!

The Aussie Arrow claims Hologram is afraid to fight him, but it was Kyle who went and attacked Hologram in the dark and injured him! Hologram will be out until who knows when, but his Conglomeration amigo stepped up to both avenge him and take this title from the Don Callis Family! Will Cassidy be a Freshly Squeezed Face of TNT? Or will The Protostar prove he’s the greatest TNA Champion ever?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who says his full name!

The bell rings and the fans cheer while Cassidy stays chill. Kyle waits on Cassidy, they step up, and Cassidy puts his hands- NO, Kyle rushes up, so Cassidy has to dodge. Cassidy headlocks, Kyle powers up to wrench and headlock. Cassidy slips out to roll up, ONE, but Cassidy headlocks, Kyle powers out, Cassidy dodges to crucifix, but Kyle stops the takedown! Kyle fireman’s carries, but Cassidy sunset flips! Kyle isn’t even bothered, and he deadlifts Cassidy, but Cassidy fights free to wrench and reel Kyle in. Kyle suplexes again, but Cassidy slips free again. Cassidy slips around, but Kyle’s height helps him fight the backslide!

Cassidy and Kyle fight for control, and Cassidy wants to put his hands in his pockets! Kyle fights against that, the fans rally as Cassidy still tries, and Kyle spins around. Kyle suplexes, Cassidy slips free to waistlock, then O’Conner Rolls! TWO, and things speed up. But then Cassidy just stops himself to avoid the hurdle. The fans cheer, Cassidy bails out, and Kyle is just annoyed. Cassidy puts his hands up, but Kyle rushes out. Cassidy slips back into the ring, and puts hands- NO, Kyle BOOTS Cassidy down! The fans boo but Kyle soaks up the heat as he flexes. Kyle then slides out but Cassidy slides back in! And DIVES! Direct hit into the railing!

The fans fire up as Cassidy puts Kyle in, then he climbs a corner. But Kyle GAMANGIRIS first! Cassidy flops to apron then floor and Kyle grins while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Cassidy crawls to the railing while the fans cheer him on. Callis stays back and Kyle goes outside. They hug, then Kyle fetches Cassidy into the ring. Kyle stomps Cassidy around, drags him up, and TOSSES him to a corner! Cassidy flounders, but Kyle jump stomps him down! And again! And again! The ref counts, Kyle backs off, and Kyle styles his eyebrows before going back to Cassidy. Kyle drags Cassidy up, scoops and SLAMS, then covers, ONE!! Cassidy bails out, goes to railing, and the fans continue to cheer. Kyle goes out to ROCK Cassidy, then puts him in the ring. Kyle storms in, but Cassidy bails out the other side.

Cassidy leans against railing, Kyle storms out to put him back in the ring, and Cassidy goes out the other side again! Kyle argues with the ref, but Callis attacks Cassidy! The fans give thumbs down as Callis CLAWS Cassidy’s face! Callis scurries away, Kyle plays dumb, and then Kyle drags Callis up. Kyle puts Callis in the ring, he taunts the fans, and then he storms over to Cassidy. Kyle stands Cassidy up to scoop and SLAM! Kyle soaks up more heat while Dynamite returns to single picture. The fans chant, “You Still Suck!” Kyle smirks, and he scuffs Cassidy again and again. The fans boo as Kyle toys with Cassidy.

Cassidy puts his hands up, but Kyle BOOTS him down! Kyle taunts the fans again, “I suck? I still suck?” Kyle winds up and BOOTS Cassidy! But Cassidy is getting mad! Kyle mocks him by pretending to be scared, then he SUPERKICKS Cassidy down! The fans boo but Kyle soaks it up. Kyle drags Cassidy over, and he puts Cassidy’s hands in his pockets for him! Then he stomps away on Cassidy! The fans boo, Callis applauds, and Kyle drags Cassidy up. Kyle scoops, but Cassidy ARM-DRAGS Kyle into buckles! Callis panics but the fans fire up for “FRESHLY SQUEEZED! FRESHLY SQUEEZED!”

Cassidy kips up and the fans fire up again! Cassidy hits those “devastating” kicks on Kyle and the fans go “OH! OH!” Cassidy then pours it on the fans fire up! Cassidy runs, but Kyle blocks the Penalty Kick! Kyle swings, Cassidy doges, and Cassidy goes up and out! Cassidy bumps Kyle off buckles, runs side to side and bumps Kyle off more buckles! Kyle swings, Cassidy ducks, and Cassidy RAMS Kyle low! Cassidy slingshots to TORNADO DDT! The fans fire up while both men are down! Cassidy goes out to the apron, climbs up the corner, and he takes aim, CROSS- NO, Kyle catches Cassidy to MICHINOKU DRIVER! Cover, TWO!!

The fans fire up but Callis and Kyle are both frustrated. Kyle seethes while the fans rally up for Cassidy again. Kyle drags Cassidy up, reels him in, and suplexes, but into STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRE! Cassidy runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, tilt-o-whirl and- NO, Kyle stops the DDT to suplex! STUN- NO! Kyle stops that to SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF! Kyle runs, Cassidy SUPERKICKS! Cassidy runs as we hit the 10 minute mark, and Kyle SUPERKICKS Cassidy! Time is on Kyle’s side as he lifts Cassidy, LAST- DDT!! Cassidy rises, runs, and tilt-o-whirls to DDT!! Cover, TWO!! Kyle survives and both men are down again!

Callis coaches Kyle up but the fans rally for Cassidy. Cassidy rises, throws his elbow pad off, and winds up, ORANGE- NO, Kyle dodges, wrenches, and lifts! Cassidy fights the lift, and both men fight for control! Cassidy powers up to Alabama Lift, but Kyle fights that to POWER- NO, Cassidy slips free! Cassidy rolls, wheelbarrows, SOMERSAULT CLUTCH! TWO, and Kyle goes from wheelbarrow to gut wrench! SPINNING TOMBSTONE!! Cover, TWO?!!? Cassidy survives and the fans are thunderous! Kyle is beside himself and Callis is pounding the apron in frustration while fans cheer on “A E DUB! A E DUB!”

Cassidy goes to a corner, Kyle takes aim, and Kyle runs in, GAMANGIRI! Then the suplex! But Cassidy cradles! TWO!! Kyle escapes in time, and he SUPERKICKS! Cassidy staggers, but he SUPERKICKS in return! Cassidy goes up, but Kyle GAMANGIRIS again! Cassidy slumps back on the top rope and Callis applauds. Kyle climbs up after Cassidy, “This is Awesome!” as Kyle suplexes! Cassidy fights it! Cassidy fires body shots, then forearms! Cassidy HEADBUTTS! Kyle falls back! But as Kyle flounders and distracts the ref, Callis gets on the apron! Wait, is that Hologram? He may not be cleared to compete but he can watch his friend’s back!

Hologram STOPS Callis and scares him off! The fans cheer, but then HOLOGRAM TRIPS CASSIDY!? Kyle goes up, up, and TOP ROPE BRAINBUSTERS!! Cover, Kyle wins!!

Winner: Kyle Fletcher, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)

The Don Callis Family holds onto the TNT title, but why would Hologram do this to Cassidy? And now he joins in with beating Cassidy down!? Briscoe & The Paragon rush out here! They run off Kyle, Callis and Hologram! What is going on with Hologram? The rest of the Don Callis Family walks on out here, and then REVEAL! That’s NOT Hologram, that’s CLØN!! The hacked copy of Hologram is now on the Don Callis Family roster! Two new additions in one night, will nothing stop Callis from conquering all of wrestling?

Backstage interview with Mercedes Mone.

Renee Paquette is with The CEO, and she says first of all, a huge congratulations on again defending her AEW TBS Championship against Riho. Also, in just 16 days, she will be THE longest reigning TBS Champion of all time. But of course, from last they spoke, the real record Mone wants is the ten simultaneous title reigns, and she is currently #NineBeltsMone. Mone says Renee is thankfully neither stupid nor dumb, cuz she is spitting facts! Mone feels time to celebrate… HERSELF! Oh, what about the six years of Dynamite? Well, that, too. But since we’re celebrating six years of Dynamite, how about this?

Next week, #TitleTuesday in Jacksonville, Mone will put up the TBS Championship. Not against just anyone, either. Not just someone from England, Mexico, Japan, no. Mone wants someone more local. And she wants someone from Florida! She’s never wrestled in Daily’s Place, so she’s looking to make history yet again. Yes, talking the history of the TBS Championship, we also need to talk the huge news of AEW Women’s World Tag Team Championships! Mone says she loves tag team wrestling. If anyone knows what it means to be a tag team champion, that’s Mone. So who wants to tag with-

MUPPET MONE IS BACK! And she tells Hollywood, “Please say hello to-” Mone YANKS Harley Cameron into frame. Harley, weren’t you just a cat? And don’t you team up with everyone in AEW? Harley says yes, but she can do both. She’s friends with everyone! And there’s no denying Harley and Mone have chemistry! Mone says no they don’t. Harley has Muppet Mone say, “Yes,” real Mone says, “No,” and they go back and forth. Mone says every time they team up, Harley loses for them! So that’s a hard “Noru!” Muppet Mone says Mercedes is just playing hard to get. But will Harley get The CEO on her side? Or will someone else be Mone’s sidekick in the tag tournament?

Six Man Tag: Hangman Page, Samoa Joe & “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS Jon Moxley, Claudio Castaganoli & Daniel Garcia!

While WrestleDream is just 18 days away, The Cowboy & The Opps need to settle things with The Death Riders! Will the AEW World & Trios Champions finally leave The Death Riders in the dust? Or will The Maniac, Swiss Cyborg & Red Death find their way back to some gold?

Dynamite returns as Hobbs makes his entrance, followed by Joe, and followed by Hangman. The trios sort out and fans sing, “Joe is gonna kill~ you!” as Joe steps up. Moxley stays back, so Claudio steps in. The bell rings, the two tie up, and the fans rally up as they go around. Joe puts Claudio in a corner, the ref counts, and Joe fires off fast hands! The ref counts again, Joe JABS away on Claudio to back him into Opps territory. The fans fire up as Joe fires off even faster hands, and he RIDGE HAND CHOPS! Joe CHOKES Claudio, the ref reprimands, and Joe stops, to then CHOKE Claudio again! The ref counts again, and Hobbs has Joe cool off.

But then Joe runs and BLASTS Moxley and Garcia! The fans cheer, and Joe storms over to Claudio. Claudio UPPERCUTS Joe! Claudio runs, but Joe ELBOWS him down! The fans fire up as Joe seethes. Joe drags Claudio up to CHOKE him again! The ref reprimands, but now Garcia and Moxley mug Joe! Moxley tags in, the mugging continues, and the ref counts. The fans boo as the beating continues until 4. Moxley then KNEES Joe down, CLAWS his face, and stops as the ref counts. But then Claudio & Garcia CHOKE Joe! The fans boo, Moxley storms up to ROCK Joe! Joe ROCKS Moxley, the forearms fly, and the fans rally!

Moxley KNEES Joe again and again, tags Garcia, and they mug Joe more. Garcia CLUBS Joe, Joe goes to ropes, but Garcia CHOKES Joe! The ref counts, Garcia stops at 4 and he tags Claudio. The mugging just continues and Claudio UPPERCUTS! Claudio tags Moxley, they mug Joe even more, and Moxley whips. Joe reverses to SWEEP the legs! And SENTON! The fans fire up while both men are down. Hot tags to Garcia and Hangman! The fans fire up as Hangman fires off on Garcia! Hangman climbs up in the corner to rain down fists! The fans count, Hangman stops at six, and he whips Garcia corner to corner.

Garcia reverses, but Hangman scoops, to FALL AWAY SLAM! Hangman kips up and the fans fire up, then Hangman runs in, only for Garcia to dodge! Garcia runs up, but Hangman TOSSES him up and out! Then PLANCHAS! Down goes Garcia and the fans fire up again! Hangman drags Garcia up, puts him in the ring, and he POP-UP POWER- NO, Garcia fights with fists! Garcia is free, and he BOOTS back! But Hangman BOOTS Garcia! Tag to Hobbs, tag to Claudio, and Hobbs LARIATS The Death Riders again and again! The fans rally with “MEAT! MEAT!” Hobbs then breaks the double lariat to DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE!

The fans fire up and Hobbs LARIATS Mox in a corner! “MEAT!” Then he SPLASHES Claudio in the other! “MEAT!” Then he whips Claudio into Moxley, and SPLASHES them both! Short arm LARIAT for Claudio! Then Hobbs fires off “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” in the corner! Hobbs stops at five, but Moxley throat chops! Moxley runs, but into a LARIAT! The fans fire up for Hobbs, but Garcia runs in! Garcia CHOPS Hobbs, but that just pisses Hobbs off! The fans tell Garcia he messed up, but Garcia fires off forearms! Hobbs just powers up to LARIAT! But then Moxley SHOTGUNS Hobbs out! Moxley builds speed to DIVE, but into Hobbs’ arms!

Hobbs SHOVES Moxley into the apron, then APRON PNOWERSLAMS! And APRON POWERSLAMS! And APRON POWERSLAMS!! Hobbs TOSSES Moxley aside, the fans are thunderous, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Hobbs drags Moxley up, but Moxley CLAWS Hobbs’ eyes! Moxley runs away into the crowd, but Hobbs pursues! Hobbs and Moxley brawl, the fans fire up, but Moxley again gets away from Hobbs. Hobbs pursues, they return to ringside, and Hobbs HEADBUTTS Moxley. They go into the ring, Hobbs has Moxley in a corner, and Hobbs puts him up top. Hobbs then climbs, scoops, but Garcia CLUBS Hobbs! The ref backs Garcia off, but that lets Claudio get in! He gets under Hobbs to POWERBOMB! The ref is confused as to what happens but Moxley “thanks God” for the miracle. Moxley then stalks Hobbs and drags him around.

Moxley stomps Hobbs’ hand, drags him up, and twists the wrist. Tag to Claudio, they mug Hobbs, and Claudio stomps away in the corner. The ref counts, Garcia tags in, and Garcia stomps Hobbs. Joe storms in and attacks Garcia, but the ref backs him down. Claudio stomps Hobbs while the ref is busy with Joe! Moxley also gets his shots in, and then Claudio tags in. Claudio and Garcia split the wish bone on Hobbs! Hobbs sputters, but he sits up to CHOP Claudio! Claudio ROCKS Hobbs, Hobbs ROCKS Claudio, repeat! Hobbs then swings on Garcia and Moxley, sensing them getting too close! But that lets Claudio UPPERCUT!

Claudio UPPERCUTS again and again, and Dynamite returns to single picture. The fans rally but Claudio grinds Hobbs down with a bearhug. Claudio RAMS Hobbs into the corner, then tags Moxley. The mugging continues as it did with Joe, and Moxley runs in for a LARIAT! Tag to Garcia, he adds a LARIAT! Tag to Claudio, and he stomps a mudhole. The fans boo, the ref does his best to keep order, but Claudio stands Hobbs up. Hobbs fires body shots, then a CHOP! Claudio UPPERCUTS, Hobbs CHOPS, repeat! The fans rally for Hobbs and they boo Claudio as the shots keep going. Claudio UPPERCUTS again and again!

Hobbs makes a move but Claudio gut wrenches him away with a GUT WRENCH PLEX! Cover, Joe breaks it! The ref reprimands, Joe backs off, and Claudio facelocks. Hobbs endures the grind and the fans rally up. Hobbs fights up, powers forward, but Claudio powers him back. Hobbs powers forward again, and again, but Claudio KNEES low! Claudio sucker punches Hangman! The fans boo, Claudio taunts Joe, but Hobbs hits the SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up, Hangman steps up, and he takes the tag! Hangman rallies on the Death Riders! Then he whips Garcia to BACKDROP! Triangle jump LARIAT on Claudio!

The fans fire up as Hangman then blocks a kick, spins Garcia, Garcia ducks one lariat but not the SOUTHPAW! The fans rally, Hangman runs in, but into a boot! Hangman dodges a lariat to fireman’s carry, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO! Garcia stays in this, but Hangman brings him around. Hangman Alabama Lifts, but Garcia slips free and Moxley tags in! Joe warns Hangman, and now we have a rematch from All In. The two go forehead to forehead, then they fire forearms! The fans fire up as the shots go faster and faster! Hangman gets the edge, then runs, but into a kick! Moxley underhooks, Hangman slips through!

Hangman Alabama Lifts, but Moxley flails! Moxley slips around, and has the SLEEPER! The fans boo but Hangman reaches out. Moxley spins Hangman around, but Hangman Alabama Lifts again! Claudio tags in, he BLASTS The Opps, then he saves Moxley! Moxley PILEDRIVER on Hangman! BASEMENT UPPERCUT from Claudio! Cover, TWO!! Hangman survives, but the Death Riders stomp away on him! Hobbs runs in and SPLASHES Moxley! Hangman turns swing into cradle, TWO! Claudio runs up, Hangman dodges, SPINEBUSTER from Hobbs! Garcia is up, Hobbs catches the crossbody!

Hobbs pops Garcia around, but Garcia slips free to drag Hobbs out of the ring with him! Joe runs up to BLAST Garcia off the apron! But Moxley gets Joe with a PARADIGM SHIFT! But the BUCKSHOT hits Moxley!! POP-UP UPPERCUT from Claudio!! Cover, TWO!?!? Hangman survives, but Claudio reels him in! But Hangman makes it a jackknife bridge! TWO as Claudio bridges and spins it, but Hangman lifts! DEADEYE!! Hangman goes to the apron, BUCKSHOT for Claudio!! Cover, Hangman & The Opps win!

Winners: Hangman Page, Samoa Joe & “Powerhouse” Hobbs, by pinfall

The champions of AEW indeed stand tall together! Hangman makes sure his guys have their belts, but Joe still seems taken aback. Hobbs says to chill, they won and that is what matters. But Joe says no, he doesn’t like the disrespect. Hangman says he doesn’t know what Joe is getting at, Joe says that is BS! Hangman sniped the tag, took the glory, and then acts like The Opps are his sidekicks or something! Hobbs has Joe back down, and Jerry Lynn sends security out here to keep things from getting worse. Hangman doesn’t get why Joe is upset, but then Joe has to bring up how Hangman’s never beaten Joe 1v1. Hangman says wow, tough talk, but then Joe SLAPS Hangman!

The fans fire up as these two want after each other, but Hobbs and security all get in there! The fans want to “LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!” but are Hangman and Joe just playing into The Death Riders’ hands?

JetSpeed & Willow Nightingale speak.

“Speedball” Mike Bailey asks Kevin Knight who he’d pick in a fight between The Babe with the Power and #BigStoke. Knight says Bailey’s gotta be joking. The way Willow slapped the taste outta Stokely’s mouth, you gotta go Willow. Then who does Willow have between JetSpeed and FTR? Willow says obviously JetSpeed. They don’t even have to ask. Bailey says the point is, no matter how you spin it, Willow & JetSpeed have got this. And to take a page out of Willow’s book, Knight is calling out one of the #TopGuys to see who can really fly with The Jet 1v1. Let’s see if FTR is really about that life. Willow says she knows last week, they had her back, so she’ll have their back. Let’s go~!

FTR & Stokely Hathaway respond.

#BigStoke says, “There’s no one on this planet that I hate more than Willow Nightingale. But we have a special surprise in store for you. You’ll find out in due time. And Kevin Knight, since you wanna run your mouth, you can have a match with one of the greatest tag team wrestlers alive today. But guess what, Kevin? You won’t find out until they walk through the curtain Saturday on Collision. #TopGuysOut.” Then will it be Dax Harwood or Cash Wheeler that gets on the highway to the danger zone with Knight? And just what kind of surprise is Stoke talking about when it comes to Willow Nightingale?

Backstage interview with Hangman Page.

Dynamite returns as Renee is with The Cowboy, and she brings up the insane turnaround with him and Samoa Joe. Can Hangman share his feelings on that? Hangman says, “We have been on the air for six YEARS now, and never in six years of Dynamite have I been so damn confused. Samoa Joe has thrown an absolute b*tch fit because, what? I handed him his title belt and he dropped it? Is that what this is about? I was confused. He’s yelling, he’s sweaty, he’s screaming at me, there’s security, and then he looks at me and he says, ‘You never beat me.’ That’s what this is about, huh? That’s what this is really about, Samoa Joe? It’s about this world championship, the championship you once held!

“Part of the reason I am able to hold this championship now is because of what you did at All In. Now, I won’t forget it. So if you want a title match for this, I will give you one! I will give you a few weeks to prepare. At WrestleDream, Samoa Joe, it will be you and I, one-on-one, for the World Championship! Samoa Joe, I look up to you, I respect you. But you throw another fit like that at me, I will ruin your life.” Hangman storms off, will he have to put Samoa Joe through some real #CowboyS*it to get his respect?

Toni Storm VS Tay Melo!

The Leading Lady, the former AEW Women’s World Champion, feels rather unlike herself without said title, but she has returned to Hollywood (Florida) to recover. But will Toni still be TIMELESS even without the title? Or will the Brazilian Blackbelt prove she has everything it takes to be a star when she brings down one of the biggest stars in AEW history?

The bell rings and the two shake hands to show there is respect. The fans cheer, the two circle, and they tie up. They go around, Toni powers Tay back but Tay puts Toni on ropes. Toni powers up again and arm-drags Tay away. The fans sing for “Toni, Toni Storm~!” Tay nods, and she resets with Toni. They circle, tie up, and Tay does a short arm-drag so she can slip under Toni. Tay then turns Toni over, reels her in, and has a TRIANGLE HOLD! Toni high stacks, Tay slips around, omoplata into a cradle, TWO! Toni and Tay stand, and Tay headlocks. Toni powers up to power out the back, and she headlocks in return.

Tay endures the grind, powers up and out, but Toni RUNS her over. Things keep moving, and Toni SHOTGUNS Tay down! The fans fire up as Tay staggers up. Toni scoops Tay for a BACKBREAKER, then she watches Tay go to a corner. Toni runs up, but Tay BOOTS her away! Tay reels Toni in, HANGING TRIANGLE! The ref counts, Tay lets go at 4, and she DUMPS Toni out! Tay then aims from the apron to PENALTY- NO, Toni trips Tay up! Tay smacks off apron and the fans fire up while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Toni clutches the bad arm, but she still stalks Tay. Toni drags Tay up, CHOPS her, then brings her around. Toni whips Tay, but Tay reverses, and Toni hits railing! Toni slumps down, Tay storms up on her, and Tay digs her knee into Toni’s face! The ref reprimands, Tay steps off, and she puts Toni in the ring. Tay stalks Toni to a corner, fires body shots, then digs her forearm in. The ref counts, Tay steps off, and then she ROCKS Toni! Toni comes back to ROCK Tay! And ROCK her again! Toni fires off in the corner, the ref counts, and Toni backs off. Toni drags Tay up to suplex, but Tay blocks! They fight, Tay snap suplexes! Cover, TWO!

Tay is annoyed but she stalks Toni to a corner. Tay grabs the legs, Toni clings to the ropes, but Tay KICKS the arm! Tay then pulls Toni’s arm through the ropes to pull it against the ropes! The ref reprimands while Toni suffers, and Tay lets go at 4. Toni scrambles away and Tay storms back in. Tay ROCKS Toni, then grabs the arms for a straitjacket stretch! Toni endures, fights up, but Tay THROWS her down! And back to the straitjacket! Toni endures as Dynamite returns to single picture and the fans rally up. Toni fights up, fires body shots, then she has the chicken wing! Tay fights the TCM Clutch, then RAMS Toni into a corner.

Tay runs corner to corner, and she BOOTS Toni! Tay goes side to side, for a BOOT! The fans fire up and Tay runs corner to corner again, but into a RUNNING FACEBUSTER! Both women are down and the fans fire up! The fans rally for Toni as she and Tay stir. A standing count begins, and Toni sits up like a Deadman! Toni drags Tay up to fire hands! Tay ROCKS Toni in return! Toni ROCKS Tay! They go back and forth, the fans rally, and Toni fires a flurry! Tay KNEES low! Tay ROCKS Toni, whips, but Toni reverses to kick and- NO, Tay fights the driver! Tay wrenches, reels Toni in, but Toni wrenches free to kick low!

Toni reels Tay in, DDT! The fans fire up while Tay flounders to a corner. Toni says time for the closeup! SWEET HIP- NO, Tay dodges and comes back to BOOT! Tay then stomps away on Toni in the corner! The ref counts, Tay drags Toni up to Gory Especial, TAY K- NO! Toni blocks the knee, spins Tay, GERMAN SUPLEX! SWEET HIP MUSIC!! Then the STORM ZERO!! Cover, Toni wins!

Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall

Tay proved she indeed has the star power, but she isn’t quite ready to be the leading lady! Toni grabs a mic, and she even gets the filter as she says, “At All Out, when the bell rang, I did not hear victory, I did not hear defeat. I heard… nothing. A silence so deep, that it completely gobbled me up. And then I stared at her, because in that moment, she was everything that I wasn’t. A glorious CHAMPION! And then when I left the ring… All the questions followed me into the dark. Without the title, who the bloody hell am I? Kris Statlander, I’m not finished with you!!” The fans cheer that!

Toni continues, “I need to know one-on-one! You name the time, you name the place, and I will be…” Toni drops the mic without finishing the phrase! Is that proof of how she doubts herself? The spotlight fades, end scene.

PROGRAMMING REMINDER for Collision!

Remember: Still on TNT; live coast to coast; BUT earlier by an hour at 7 PM Eastern! Make sure your DVR is ready so you don’t miss a minute of the action!

Backstage interview with Sammy Guevara.

But before Renee can say anything, Sammy interrupts by saying, “Chica, Everybody’s Favorite Pillar is about to talk, so listen. LFI is on fire, baby! En fuego! That’s Spanish for ya. There is a man in AEW who feels like all the momentum is on his side. He’s come back thinking that this is gonna be his story, that this is gonna be about him, when in reality, all that momentum is gonna come crashing into a brick wall. I’m talking about you, Eddie Kingston. You and I have a lot of history together. This Saturday, Eddie Kingston VS LFI’s own Dralistico, baby!”

Eddie Kingston responds.

“Now all of a sudden, Sammy knows how to speak Spanish. I don’t, Sammy. So, you’re gonna get your boy, Dralistico, beat up. Dralistico, lemme put it to you real plain and simple, dawg. Don’t let that man speak for you, cuz it’s not his ass I’m gonna kick, it’s yours. See you at Collision, dawg.”

Backstage interview with Samoa Joe & “Powerhouse” Hobbs.

Dynamite returns as Renee is now with The Opps, and Joe cools off. Renee brings up the challenge issued to Joe for WrestleDream, what is his response? Joe says he’s not surprised. It is no surprise! Some would say this was just a misunderstanding, that maybe Joe misunderstood how Hangman was just trying to help, they’re all allies against Death Riders. Or maybe this isn’t a misunderstanding. Maybe this is the most understood thing in the world. That maybe Joe has been so preoccupied with fighting the Death Riders that he has forgotten who he is, and now he needs to remind everyone of who that is, too.

This is Samoa Joe, a man Hangman has never beaten in that ring! And on any day Hangman has ever existed, he has never been greater than Joe! Joe wants Hangman to know, damn right, this right here, it is all #CowboyS*it. Unfortunately for Hangman, he is facing Samoa Joe, who will welcome him to a world of deep s*it! Joe storms off, Hobbs follows, is WrestleDream about to turn into a nightmare for Hangman?

The Gates of Agony VS Blake Christian & Lee Johnson!

Toa Liona & Bishop Kaun have been bulldozing through teams like never before, in part thanks to following The One & Only. But will they earn the respect of Vanilla Babyface & Big Shotty? Or will #TheSwirl deny their demands?

The teams sort out and Ricochet joins commentary, as Kaun then SUCKER PUNCHES Lee! Liona starts for the team, though, and he puts Lee in a corner. Liona smothers Lee, the ref counts, and Liona backs off, to then ROCK Lee. Liona stalks Lee, brings him up, and he suplexes. Lee slips free, ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Liona stops the slide! Liona deadlifts but Lee fires elbows. Liona CLUBS Lee, back suplexes, but Lee lands out. Kaun catches Lee in the corner, Liona SPLASHES! Tag to Kaun and the GOA mugs Lee! The fans boo but GOA soaks it up. Kaun stands Lee up to CHOP! Lee sputters, the fans “WOO~!” and Liona adds a CHOP of his own!

Kaun stalks Lee, drags him up, and whips him to ropes. Lee ducks ‘n’ dodges, Blake sneaks a tag and Lee slides under. Kaun turns around, GAMANGIRI! SUPERKICK! Then Lee RAMS Kaun and Blake ENZIGIRIS! Blake struts, taunts Liona, and dodges Kaun to NEURALIZER! Kaun stays up so Blake NEURALIZERS again! Blake goes again, but Kaun gets under the jump for a GUT BUSTER DROP! Kaun mockingly applauds while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Kaun drags Blake up to RAM him into the corner again and again. Then he whisp Blake corner to corner hard! Blake tumbles up then down the corner, and Kaun tags Liona in. GOA stands Blake up just to mug him and knock him down. Liona stalks Blake, steps on him, then stares Lee down. Liona goes back to Blake but Blake fires body shots. Liona KNEES low and Blake tumbles away. Liona drags Blake from the ropes, stomps him, then drags him up by his beard! The ref reprimands, but Liona tags Kaun. Liona scoops Blake to SLAM him down, then Kaun fires the fans  up before the slingshot scrape of his sole on Blake’s face!

Kaun mockingly applauds and he covers, TWO! Another cover, TWO! Kaun AX HANDLES again and again, then he stomps Blake down! Kaun digs his heel in, backs off as the ref counts, and Kaun keeps Blake from Lee. Tag to Liona, the mugging continues, and Liona looms over Blake. Liona drags Blake up, carries him in a waistlock and RAMS him into the corner. Liona CLUBS BLake, CHOKES him, then stops as the ref counts 4. Liona gets in the ref’s face, and Kaun BOOTS Blake down! Liona goes back to Blake, drags him up, and winds up to UPPERCUT him back down! Blake sputters, Liona tags Kaun, and Dynamite returns to single picture.

Liona whips Blake, he and Kaun double hip toss to DOUBLE POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Blake survives but Kaun drags him back over. Kaun CHOPS Blake, taunts him, then tautns Lee before he runs in, but into a BOOT! Blake CLAWS Liona’s eyes, HOTSHOTS him, then BOOTS Kaun! Blake goes up, around, and DROPKICKS Kaun! Blake crawls, hot tag to Lee! The fans fire up for Big Shotty as he dodges Kaun and fires off forearms! Kaun shoves Lee but Lee ENZIGIRS! Lee then DUMPS Kaun out, and he builds speed, only for Liona to drag him out! But Lee dodges Liona to then DROPKICK from the ring!

Lee gets moving and he FLIES onto Kaun! The fans fire up but Ricochet is annoyed. Lee puts Kaun in the ring, but Liona is after him again! Liona drags Lee out, runs up, but Lee sends him into the POST! Blake builds speed while Loina staggers aorund, FOSBURY TOPE! The Swirl regroups, Ricochet is upset, and Lee slides in, but Kaun SHOTGUNS Lee down! Liona YANKS Blake down, then CLOBBERS him! The fans boo but GOA regroups, and Ricochet says it is over already. HIP ATTACK, METEORA, and then they OPEN THE GATES!! Cover, GOA wins!

Winners: The Gates of Agony, by pinfall

Ricochet leaves commentary to then put Blake back in the ring! He wants to top it off, so GOA sits Blake up for the SPIRIT GUN! The fans boo but THE HURT SYNDICATE IS HERE! The fans fire up as Ricochet is now very worried. Bobby Lashley, Shelton Benjamin & Montel Vontavious Porter are back, and the fans sing, “We Hurt~ People!” MVP has a mock to say, “I’ve got a couple questions real quick. Are there any 954 area codes in the building right now?” The fans cheer that! “Are there any 786 area codes in the building right now?” The fans cheer again! MVP then asks what about 305? The fans cheer, too!

MVP says that means Ricochet is in MVP’s neighborhood! Tell them what his name is! “M V P! M V P!” MVP says a couple weeks ago at All Out, he has to admit, he embarrassed himself. He did. He owes every person an apology, and he owes an apology to his business associates, his colleagues, his brothers in arms. Because he allowed that bald-headed, booty-shaking, backflipping goof and his two backup dancers to beat MVP! They didn’t beat All Mighty Bobby Lashley, nor Standard of Excellence Shelton Benjamin. They beat MVP. So MVP has to come to terms with the fact that maybe he’s lost a step.

The fans boo, but MVP says he isn’t quite the wrestler he used to be. But one thing he knows he can do better than all three of The Demand to this day is FIGHT. So he doesn’t wanna wrestle, he doesn’t wanna put on wrestling boots, he doesn’t want a three count. What he wants… is a NO DISQUALIFICATION STREET FIGHT! Ricochet keeps GOA calm, and MVP says they better calm down before he calls Brodido to come out and toss them around again. MVP says they have one answer: Yes or no, will they see ’em next week for the Street Fight? Do the fans want it? The fans cheer that they want it! MVP tosses the mic to Ricochet for the response.

Ricochet says, “If that’s what you want, MVP, I will be happy to oblige you to the ass whipping via a Street Fight!” Then the challenge has been accepted! The Demand VS The Hurt Syndicate in a Six Man Street Fight, but who will survive when there’s nothing to hold them back?

Backstage interview with Kris Statlander.

Renee is with the Galaxy’s Greatest AEW Women’s World Champion, and knows she is about to have the Mixed Tornado Tag main event. But we heard the huge challenge from Toni Storm for the title, what is her response? Kris says it has been six years of AEW. Six years of crossing paths. Six years of seeing that twinkle in Toni’s eyes, and you know what that is? Actually, it might be cataracts, get that checked. But all this time has passed, and yet Kris and Toni have never wrestled 1v1 before. But Toni knows Kris is a fighting champion, a dream being, a cosmic killer! If you want the answer you’re looking for, then let’s do this at WRESTLEDREAM!

For now, as Renee said, it is time for the Mixed Tornado Tag and- Harley storms in and says yes, rip off their heads, throw them into space, and have them circle the planet! Kris asks what the puppet is about and Harley says it’s nothing! Have a great match! STATLANDER~~! Harley disappears as quickly as she appeared, but will The Galaxy’s Greatest and the Relentless One be unstoppable on the road to WrestleDream? Or will they fail to figure out The Decoder & The Problem?

Backstage interview with The Don Callis Family.

Specifically, Alicia Atout is with Don himself, but also Konosuke Takeshita and Kazuchika Okada. She says it was a big night for The Callis Family, as we not only see Kyle Fletcher retain his TNT Championship, but two new members have joined the family in the debuting CLØN and the returning Andrade. Callis says yes, just when you think that they’re down and out, they take it to the next level! Callis didn’t just add any two new members, he added EL CLØN Y EL IDOLO! The talent in this family is unmatched! They took out Kenny Omega, but Brodido escaped, and Callis doesn’t like that.

So Callis throws out a challenge for Title Tuesday in Jacksonville, Florida! Brodido, come to the ring, wrestle The Rainmaker & The Alpha and we’ll see who’s the best! But Konosuke speaks up here, asking why it has to be him and Okada. Okada says yeah, it’s gonna be them! Callis says it’ll be fantastic! Okada’s great, Konosuke’s great, they’re both great, and Brodido is in a lot of trouble! See you in Jacksonville! But is Callis continuing to gloss over the dysfunction in the family? Or will this “sibling rivalry” help both Okada and Konosuke conquer the AEW World Tag Team Champions?

Mixed Tornado Tag: Darby Allin & Kris Statlander VS Wheeler Yuta & Marina Shafir!

While The Relentless One prepares for what will undoubtedly be a brutal I Quit Match with Jon Moxley at WrestleDream, he and the NEW AEW Women’s World Champion need to settle things with Yuta & Shafir first! Will the pawns fall like dominos on the road to St. Louis? Or will they do their job and put a dent in Darby?

Darby & Kris don’t even wait for Yuta & Marina to be ringside, they rush them in the crowd during entrances! The bell rings as the brawl is on! Kris BOOTS Marina, then has Darby send her Yuta! FLAPJACK against the vomitorium! But then Marina clamps onto Darby with a SLEEPER! Kris has Marina with a SLEEPER! But Marina  THRWOS Kris down! And she KICKS Kris in the side! Darby goes after Yuta to CHOKE him with a shirt! Marina kicks Kris towards ringside, Darby CLUBS Yuta, and the fans fire up! Kris turns things around to fire hands, and Darby SMACKS Yuta off a Dynamite 6 Year Anniversary signboard!

The fans cheer, Darby brings Yuta around, and Kris stands triumphant. But Marina reaches up to HEADSCISSOR SQUEEZE! Kris stays up, and she carries Marina to SLAM her onto barriers! Darby throws hands on Yuta, everyone is on the ground level, and Darby & Kris beat down the Death Riders. Kris goes up to the upper deck, Darby sets the Death Riders up, DOUBLE CROSSBODY! Down go Yuta & Marina and the fans fire up! Darby TOSSES Yuta to ringside while Kris rains down shots on Marina. Darby grabs a chair, and he SMACKS Yuta! And SMACKS him again! Darby makes Yuta take a seat, he hammers Yuta, then goes inside the ring.

Darby lines up a shot, builds speed, and he DIVES, but only gets chair!! The fans freak out as Darby crashes down, and Marina has a SLEEPER on Kris! Kris RAMS Marina into barriers, KNEES her low, and SHOVES her into the desk! Kris fires more knees, but Marina hoists her up to SLAM her on the desk! And CHOP! And CHOP! And then KICK! Kris falls to the floor, Yuta soaks up the heat, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Yuta drags Darby up to THROW him into barriers! Darby hobbles away, Marina KICKS Kris, and Yuta soaks up more heat. Marina drags Kris up just to SLAP her down, and Yuta stomps Darby. Marina drags Kris up to KNEE her low again and again, then trip her! Yuta puts Darby in the ring, puts a few chairs in the ring, then a few more chairs. Marina helps out and adds another chair, and another chair. Yuta SMACKS Darby with a chair, Marina goes after Kris, and Yuta CHOKES Darby. The ref reprimands but nothing can actually stop Yuta here. Marina has an ANKLE LOCK on Kris, but Kris fires hands.

Kris drags Marina into a facelock! Yuta has Darby in a BOSTON CRAB! Marina fights to an ARMBAR! Darby endures, fights around, but Yuta lets go so he can jump stomp! And jump stomp again! And again! Yuta taunts Darby, and Marina whips Kris hard into railing! Yuta ROCKS Darby, then FISHERMAN SUPLEXES! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect, but Darby can only hobble and fall over. Yuta jump stomps him some more while Marina keeps Kris from entering the ring. Marina KICKS then YANKS Kris down! Yuta brings another chair over to JAM Darby up! Marina adds even more chairs to the mix!

Yuta piles all the chairs together and Marina puts Kris in the ring. Yuta mocks Kris, scuffs her, then eggs her on. Kris sits up to CHOP Marina, CHOP Yuta, and Dynamite returns to single picture. Marina whips Kris to a corner! Then she sends Yuta in, but Kris dodges! And she BOOTS Marina! And BOOTS! And cravat for a BFT! The fans fire up as Kris fires forearms on Marina in a corner! Kris roars, runs, but Marina blocks the kick to ELBOW and THROW her down! Marina then KICKS Kris, then runs to 619 headscissor! Marina flips off the fans while they boo, and Yuta stands Darby up. But Darby ROCKS Yuta!

Yuta ROCKS Darby, eggs him on, so Darby hits back! The forearms go back and forth, Darby DECKS Yuta, but Yuta rewinds, I’LL BE BACK, GERMAN SUPLEX onto the chair pile! Marina sends Kris into barriers! Marina then hops up onto the barriers to drag Kris up to join her. The fans rally as they stand, Kris fires body shots, but Marina tells her to actually hit her! So Kris pokes her in the eyes! And then a suplex down through the table!! Darby trips Yuta up on the top rope! The fans go nuts for Kris and Marina, but Darby goes up after Yuta! Darby CLUBS away on Yuta’s back, and he SUPER DUPER PLEXES onto the chair pile!!!

The fans lose their minds all over again while Darby and Yuta writhe! Darby covers Yuta, TWO!!! Yuta survives but everyone is down around ringside! “This is Awesome!” as Kris crawls back to ringside. Yuta and Darby go to the apron from other ends of the same corner. Darby removes the lid on the corner post to push Yuta’s arm in there! Darby STANDS on the arm to jam Yuta’s arm up! Darby throws hands, but Yuta trips Darby up! Yuta gets free, and he drags Darby out for a DRAPING NECKBREAKER onto the apron!! A little double-edged as Yuta falls to the floor, but he crawls his way around to get a mysterious black bag!

The fans boo as Yuta gets in the ring, and he opens the bag up to reveal THUMBTACKS! As if there was ever any doubt. But then Kris runs in and fires off forearm sand CHOPS! Kris winds up, but Yuta wrenches, PAIN THRILLER! Yuta snarls but the fans boo and cuss him out. Yuta drags Kris up, and he looks to the tacks. But Kris suplexes Yuta onto the chairs! The fans fire up, but Marina is back! She clamps onto Kris with a SLEEPER! Kris fights around, lifts, and she stands Marina on the tacks! Marina’s bare feet are now victims of the tacks!! The fans lose their minds, but Yuta CLOBBERS Kris! Darby drags Yuta up!

Yuta ELBOWS Darby away, then runs in, but Darby dodges! POCKET SAND hits Marina!! And Darby RAMS Yuta into Marina! Marina acts on instinct and has the SLEEPER on Yuta!! The fans fire up as Kris is up top! 450 SPLASH onto them both!! Darby hurries up top now, and he hits a COFFIN DROP on Yuta!! Cover, Darby & Kris win!!

Winners: Darby Allin & Kris Statlander, by pinfall

Things went to the extreme on this Dynamite Anniversary, and the “sickos” wouldn’t have it any other way! Darby & Kris stand tall tonight, but Toni makes her way back out to the ring. Toni and Kris stare down, and they both smile. Then they start throwing hands! The fans fire up, security rushes out here, but the fans want to “Let Them Fight! Let Them Fight!” And then Darby decides to LASH Yuta over and over with his studded belt! The fans cheer, but PAC is here! The Bastard CLOBBERS Darby, then stomps away on him! The fans boo as yet another pawn does Moxley’s dirty work. Pac CHOKES Darby with his own belt!

Speaking of Moxley, he, Claudio, and Garcia all walk back out here. Darby sputters as he can’t breathe, and Moxley tells him, “At WrestleDream, you have absolutely zero chance of doing what you’re gonna need to do to win. Never say die, relentless Darby Allin. I don’t know how, I don’t know how I’m gonna do it, but at WrestleDream, for the first time in your life, you are gonna say the words, ‘I Quit!'” Moxley then SLAPS Darby, Pac lets go of the belt, and Pac runs to LARIAT Darby down! The fans boo, but the damage has been done. Will Moxley and his entire gang stack the deck higher than Mount Everest?

My Thoughts:

A great Sixth Anniversary Show, and I suppose it works just fine that they made this 2.5 hours, as they certainly got a lot more done to set up not just WrestleDream matches but also material for this week’s Collision and next week’s “Title Tuesday.” Mone wanting someone from Florida specifically is interesting, I can’t be sure who AEW has signed that could challenge her. But also, good stuff from Harley to tease a reunion of #MoneyWrath but also to still keep her #Wrathlander story going. It’d be wilder if somehow, TBS Champion Mone and AEW World Champion Kris were to go into the tournament to try for a Two Woman Power Trip.

Toni VS Tay was really good stuff, but I figured Toni would win. Toni had a great promo to call out Kris, and Toni VS Kris for the title will be awesome stuff. Great Six Man Tag from Hangman & Opps VS Death Riders, and great win for the Faces. A little surprised we’re taking a “passive aggressive turned aggressive” approach to giving us Hangman VS Samoa Joe, though. It’ll be a great match but it just feels like they weren’t sure what else to do for WrestleDream, but Hangman VS Joe is going to be awesome anyway. Darby & Kris VS Yuta & Marina was wild stuff, great win for Darby & Kris, but of course Death Riders had to mug Darby after. And honestly, I should’ve seen this coming. An I Quit match is literally just playing into Death Riders’ hand like a lot of their matches.

Very good tag match from GOA VS Swirl, but of course GOA was going to win. Hurt Syndicate arriving to throw out the Street Fight challenge is great, can’t wait to see that. Very good promo from Willow & JetSpeed, Knight VS Cash or Dax will be great, and I would think Stokely “recruits” a female wrestler to give us a Mixed Six Tag. Very good promos from Sammy Guevara and Eddie Kingston to hype up Eddie VS Dralistico, which will be a very good match, but this also feels like it’s leading to Eddie & Hook VS Sammy & Rush for the ROH World Tag Team Championships because what else is going on?

Hilarious stuff with The Bucks, I just knew Nick would be the reason for all that money going away. Awesome Six Man Tag from them, Alexander, Omega and Brodido. The Don Callis Family sure did a lot, but are they really adding more people? Is this just gonna turn into nWo VS Wolfpac? That aside, great match from Fletcher VS Cassidy, and I appreciate that even with Hologram out with injury, CLØN gets to debut and play his part. As for Andrade’s part, at least this return was done better than his AEW debut. Vickie Guerrero plays Latina Karen well, but it was NOT how you introduce a star to your promotion. Andrade VS Omega is going to be awesome, can’t wait to see it.

And then Okada and Konosuke being set up to face Brodido is really more so they can fall apart as a team and fight over the Unified Championship at WrestleDream. We’ve been waiting on it, it needs to happen, and WrestleDream being inspired by Antonio Inoki, it is the perfect place to do it.

My Score: 9/10