Who’s ready for the Brocktagon?

With SummerSlam just days away, Oba Femi and Brock Lesnar have their official weigh-in before stepping inside Hell in a Cell!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

• Bron Breakker & Austin Theory w/ The Vision VS Otis Dozovic & Akira Tozawa; Bron & Theory win.
• Rey Mysterio VS Ethan Page; wins.
• Je’Von Evans VS Rusev; wins.
• WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship: Sol Ruca VS Raquel Rodriguez; wins and

PLAY BY PLAY

The Cell is here!

And with both Adam Pearce and Triple H in the ring, the Cell begins to lower. Oba Femi walks to gorilla with police escort, and we see the same for Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman via split screen. Oba walks through the curtain first to make his entrance, and Los Angeles cheers for The Ruler. Oba steps inside the cell and inside the ring as the fans cheer him on. HHH shakes Oba’s hand, then Pearce says in just five days, Oba goes to battle with the most decorated combat sports athlete in history. But before SummerSlam and Hell in a Cell, please stand on the scale. Oba takes off his necklace and shirt, stands on the scale, and the official weight is: 302 pounds!

The fans cheer, and Pearce now introduces Oba’s opponent, The Beast, BROCK LESNAR! The fans still cheer as Lesnar indeed makes his entrance, The Wise Man right behind. They go to the ring, but then Lesnar is locking the chain on the door? The fans boo as Lesnar taunts Oba with the key from the safe side of the Cell. Heyman says, “Ladies and gentlemen, we have a slight changes of plans here. To allow Brock Lesnar inside Hell in a Cell, well, that’s not a very good idea, now is it? We are talking about the single most violent athlete in the history of combat sports! We are talking about the most successful athlete in the history of combat sports.

“The former Undisputed, reigning, defending UFC Heavyweight Champoin of the World, Brock Lesnar! We are talking about the most non-PG ass kicker in the history of the WWE! And Oba Femi, with all due respect…” The mic is failing, and Heyman says the sound guy must be from California… But with respect to the beating Oba gave Lesnar at Mania, Oba Femi is an underdog going into this match! BROCK LESNAR, the King of teh Cage, BROCK LESNAR… The damn mics… BROCK LESNAR Is the Beast of the Brocktagon! Brock Lesnar has never been defeated inside HIAC! That’s a streak that will never be broken!

This Beast conquered The Undertaker’s WrestleMania Undefeated Streak! The fans boo, but Heyman says “this wannabe ruler” thinks he’s gonna end the streak of Lesnar in the Cell? HEYMAN’S ASS he will! Oba may be the most dominant bastard to walk into WWE the last 24 years, but Oba cannot beat Lesnar inside HIAC! And for record, Lesnar already weighed in backstage: weight 303 pounds, BRRROCK LESNARRRR! The fans boo but Oba says prove how big you are in the Cell! Not out there! Lesnar leaves the key on the floor, then takes the mic to tell him, “I’ll see you at SummerSlam, b*tch!”

Lesnar walks up the ramp, but Oba says yeah, run away! Like you always do! Lesnar thinks he’s free? Saturday is coming, and Hell is coming with Oba! Lesnar storms back down the ramp but Oba says no matter how free you think you are, Oba won’t be locked in there with Lesnar. Lesnar will be locked in there with Oba! The Beast snarls, but Oba gets the last word. Will Oba also have the last laugh when they finally have it out? OH NO, Oba THROWS security around in a rage! And then a CHOKE SLAM for one! And a FLLL FROM GRACE for the last guy! Oba even CHUCKS the scale! Is Lesnar the one poking the bear this close to the final showdown?

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Jey Uso, Jimmy Uso, Jacob Fatu, and of course, The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, all step out of the car. They dap it up, and the World Heavyweight Champion is handed his title. The Bloodline heads inside, but how will tonight’s face-to-face between Roman and Rollins go?

Bron Breakker & Austin Theory w/ The Vision VS Otis Dozovic & Akira Tozawa!

The WWE World Tag Team Champions want to embarrass and break The Alpha Academy for daring to question Maxxine Dupri’s life choices, but the same could be said for Otis & Tozawa wanting to show Maxxine chose wrong. Who comes out on top in this non-title showdown?

Raw returns as The Alpha Academy makes their entrance. The teams sort out and Otis starts against Theory. The fans rally for Otis but Theory smirks. Theory then tags out to Bron and the fans bark. Bron and Otis step up, circle, and they tie up. Bron waistlocks, headlocks, but Otis powers up and out. Bron RAMS Otis, but Bron’s the one that bounces off! The fans fire up for Otis, but Bron shoves him. Otis runs, RAMS Bron, but Bron stays up. The fans bark with Bron, he and Otis circle, then Bron runs. Otis dodges, sidesteps, then LARIATS Bron down! The fans fire up for Otis, he tags Tozawa, and they mug Bron.

Tozawa cravats, Otis runs, and Otis CLOBBERS Bron! Tozawa then stalks Bron to a corner and fires off. Bron RAMS Tozawa to the Vision’s corner and RAMS him again and again! Tag to Theory, and Theory bumps Tozawa off buckles. Theory RAMS into Tozawa again and again, then KNEES low! Theory whips Tozawa, Tozawa BOOTS back! Tozawa goes up, FLYING RANA! The fans fire up as Tozawa then builds speed, slides, but Theory dodges! Theory leads Tozawa on a chase, and Maxxine anchors Tozawa!

The fans boo, Maxxine plays innocent, but Bron CLOBBERS Tozawa! Theory BOOTS Tozawa back out, and The Vision soaks up the heat while Raw goes to break.

Raw returns as the fans boo Logan Paul, but then Bron stomps away on Tozawa in a corner. The ref counts, Bron stops at 4, and Maxxine mocks Tozawa’s pain. Bron drags Tozawa up, gorilla presses him, then GUT BUSTER DROPS him! Cover, TWO! Tozawa survives and the fans rally up again. Bron BLASTS Otis while Logan tautns Tozawa with the tag titles. The fans boo, but ron runs corner ot ocrner, only for TOzawa to dodge! Bron POSTS himself, and Theory hurries to tag in! Theory drags Tozawa up, back suplexes, but Tozawa lands out! Tozawa dodges again, Theory hits buckles, hot tag to Otis!

The fans fire up as Dozer CLOBBERS Theory! And LARIATS! And whips Theory to WRECKER ELBOW! Then a scoop and SLAM! Theory flounders away, Bron runs up, but into a WRECKER ELBOW! Otis has targets in the corners! SPLASH on Bron! SPLASH on Theory! Then Bron is sent into Theory! Otis DOUBLE SPLASHES The Vision! The fans fire up as Bron falls into place! Otis rips off his shirt, the fans fire up with him, and he starts up the CATERPILLAR SPLASH! Tozawa tags in and DIVES onto Theory! Then he gets Theory back in, but Logan distracts! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Tozawa still goes for it! SUPER SENTON, but onto knees!

Otis whips Bron, Bron reverses, and Otis hits POST! Bron tags in, Theory drags Tozawa up! Bron builds speed, 23MPH SPEAR!! Cover, The Vision wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker & Austin Theory, by pinfall

Otis & Tozawa tried but failed to avenge themselves, and now they get beat up for it! The fans boo as Bron & Theory stomp away on Tozawa! Then they set Tozawa back up, but Otis CLOBBERS Bron! And CLOBBERS Theory! Otis drags Theory up, LARIATS him back down, then has him in the corner. Otis goes up, up, but Maxxine gets on the apron! The fans boo as she again manipulates poor Otise. Theory CLUBS a leg! Bron joins in, and they DOUBLE POWERBOMB Otis! Even Logan is surprised the ring is standing! Bron builds speed again, Theory adds a LARIAT! #DoubleVision! Refs rush out here as Theory tells Otis that Maxxine is with him, and will never be with Otis!

The fans boo, The Vision leaves, but then Theory grabs a chair! CON-CHAIR-TO on Otis against the post!! The refs are furious, but Theory keeps shouting that Otis will have nothing! Will no one ever stop The Vision from doing whatever they want to whoever they want?

Backstage interview with LA Knight.

Jackie Redmond is with the Mega Star, and says that in just a few days, Saturday SummerSlam, the Six Man Tag is coming. WE all know how Bloodline rolls, so what is Knight thinking going into the match? Thinking? What is he thinking? Well, he’s thinking he just drove down Sepulveda Boulevard, made a left on Century, and then pulled into the Intuit Dome here in LA. Ya boy is in the building, YEAH! But um, he is also thinking about this and that saying, “LA Knight’s awfully paranoid, isn’t he?” Paranoid? HUH!? YEAH! He is, because why wouldn’t he? Everything he said would happen HAS happened! Is that paranoia or Nostradamus?

The way it goes, Knight said it, once The Bloodline’s back together, it’ll be sneak attacks, screw jobs and all that. He hopes they’re feeling big, feeling good, because Saturday is alright for fighting, and the goal is to put Bloodline in a hole. Six feet deep, no coming back! And what that mean sis, boys, he’ll tell ya right now, when you meet LA, get the BFT, that’s not an insult, just a fact of life! So says LA Knight, YEAH! Knight heads out, but will he, Royce Keys, and Solo Sikoa be more than ready for anything and everything The Bloodline’s gonna throw at them? Or will The Bloodline YEET them out of the way of their rise back to power?

Raquel Rodriguez speaks.

“Sol Ruca, two weeks ago, you got lucky, chiquita! But tonight, there will be no tricks, no games. Tonight, I am not letting that title slip through my fingers. No, porque yo soy Raquel Rodriguez, la mas peligrosa de las peligrosas! And tonight, I’m talking the gold!”

Sol Ruca speaks.

“Raquel, I know what I’m getting myself into with you and your whole little Judgment Day ‘family.’ I know you’re gonna put everything out there and throw it at me. But the thing is, I’ve beaten you once, and I will beat you again.” The Surfer and La Ruda are ready, but who will shine brightest in this City of Angels?