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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (6/23/23)

MJF is on a Rampage?!

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Forbidden Door Weekend begins with a Rampage!

And in a big surprise, AEW World Champion MJF is making his Rampage debut! Both he and his “new tag partner,” Adam Cole are here, what will each have to say about MJF VS Hiroshi Tanahashi for the title?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • 8 Man Tag: The United Empire & Swerve Strickland VS Chaos; The United Empire & Swerve win.
  • Six Man Tag: The Acclaimed & Billy Gunn VS ???; The Acclaimed & Billy win.
  • Women’s Owen Hart Cup Opening Round: Skye Blue VS Anna Jay AS; Skye wins and advances to the next round.
  • “Jungle Boy” Jack Perry VS DOUKI w/ Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Jungle Boy wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

8 Man Tag: The United Empire & Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Chaos!

Will Ospreay, Jeff Cobb & Kyle Fletcher already dealt with Rocky Romero & Best Friends once, but now things are even bigger as Chaos brings in Yoh! Will Direct Drive help Chaos conquer the Empire? Or will the Mogul Embassy’s leader help keep the status quo?

The teams sort out, but then Ospreay leads the charge! Kyle sends Chuck out to then AX HANDLE from the apron! Cobb throws Rocky out, Swerve takes care of Trent, and Ospreay keeps on Yoh as the bell rings. Ospreay goes up the corner to rain down fists! Fans count, Ospreay stops at 9 to swivel his hips in Yoh’s face, and then tops it off with TEN! Ospreay cheers himself on, but the fans also cheer. Ospreay drags Yoh up but Yoh fires off fist in return! Ospreay knees low, whips, but Yoh reverses. Things speed up, Yoh drop toeholds and then runs to basement dropkick! Yoh shows off his hips and fans cheer.

Yoh tags Chuck and Ospreay hurries away to tag Swerve. Swerve kicks low, throws hands, and fans chant “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Swerve whips, Chuck reverses but Swerve cartwheels at the ropes. Chuck runs in but into a kick. Swerve runs in at the corner, Chuck goes up and over, then runs to reel Swerve in and elbow! Chuck gets an arm, La Magistrol, TWO! Swerve runs in but into a FLAPJACK and SHOTGUN! Fans fire up as Chuck tags in Trent. The Best Friends double whip to double elbow, shake hands and double elbow drop! Fans cheer but Swerve hits Trent low! Tag to Kyle, but Trent CHOPS!

Trent CHOPS more, whips Kyle to ropes but Kyle reverses and back drops! Trent flounders, goes to a corner, and Kyle starts up “AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!” “OI OI OI!” Kyle runs in but Trent dodges! Trent comes back, but Kyle blocks the tornado DDT! Kyle suplexes Trent but Trent slips free to HALF ‘N’ HALF! Kyle staggers up, but he scoops and SLAMS Trent! Fans rally, Kyle drags Trent up and CHOPS! Trent goes to ropes, Kyle whips, but Trent holds ropes. Trent BOOTS Kyle, tags Rocky, and Roppongi Vice DOUBLE KNEE Kyle down! Trent gets Kyle up on the ropes and Rocky goes up, to DOUBLE STOMP Kyle down!

Trent SLIDING KNEES! Fans fire up as RPG Vice high-five! Swerve and Ospreay run in but they get attacked by Chaos first! Trent also knocks Cobb off the apron. Chaos sets up, fans fire up, and Yoh can’t believe it! But then the group hug is denied! COMPLETE SHOT from Swerve! Kyle puts Rocky back in, CLUBS him on the back, and brings Rocky up to bump him off buckles. Kyle throws hands, tags Ospreay, and Ospreay scoops for a SPINOUT BACKBREAKER! Ospreay is dizzy from how many times he went around, but he still covers, TWO! Ospreay staggers and tags in Cobb.

Fans fire up as the Imperial Unit brings Rocky up. Rocky fires hands, runs, but into a clinch! Rocky BELL CLAPS free, but Cobb CLUBS him on the back! Cobb LARIATS and GACHIMUCHI MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO! Cobb looms over Rocky, mocks him reaching out, then drags him away as Rampage goes picture in picture.

Cobb suplexes Rocky, holds him up, and marches around with him. Cobb then does a lap around inside the ring, shifts and RAMS Rocky into the corner! Rocky falls to the mat and Swerve tags in. Swerve swaggers around and then stomps Rocky. Swerve rains down fists, drags Rocky up, and turns him for a NECKBREAKER! Kneeling cover, TWO! Swerve drags Rocky over, tags in Ospreay, and Ospreay CLAWS Rocky’s back! Ospreay wrenches Rocky, tags Swerve back in, and they mug Rocky. Swerve brings Rocky around by his hears, Rampage returns to single picture, and Swerve has a chinlock.

Fans rally and Rocky fights up. Rocky throws body shots, CHOPS, but Swerve powers him to a corner! Swerve CHOPS, snapmares, then goes up to FALLING UPPERCUT! Fans cheer and Nana says that’s how good Swerve is. Swerve rushes Best Friends but they hit him first! Rocky kicks, Swerve blocks and then ducks the enzugiri, but not the REWIND HEEL! Swerve staggers away, tag to Ospreay, hot tag to Yoh! Yoh rallies on Ospreay with boxing elbows! But Ospreay CHOPS in return! Ospreay grins, whips, but Yoh reveres. Ospreay handsprings to NEURALIZER! Fans fire up as Ospreay goes to the apron.

Ospreay springboards, PIP PIP- NO, Yoh dodges! Ospreay knees low, things speed up but Yoh CLOBBERS Ospreay! Yoh drags Ospreay up to HALF HATCH BRIDGE! Cover, but Kyle breaks it! Best Friends go after Kyle and Cobb, throw them out, and Rocky WRECKS Swerve with a dropkick! Yoh UPPERCUTS Ospreay, feeds him to SOLE FOOD HALF ‘N’ HALF, and then Rocky LARIATS! Chaos sets up again, and they GROUP HUG! You GOT to give the people what they want! Yoh SUPERKICKS Ospreay, suplexes, FALCON ARROW! Best Friends block the Empire but a HOSUE CALL still gets through!

Rocky SOBATS Swerve and whips, but swerve holds ropes. Swerve dumps Rocky out, then goes to the apron to BOOT Rocky down! Cobb RAMS Yoh into a corner, Ospreay & Kyle DOUBLE KICK COMBO! ATHLETIC PLEX! Ospreay covers, TWO!! Ospreay is furious and he aims from the corner. Yoh sits up, HIDDEN BLADE!!! Cover, Ospreay and team win!

Winners: The United Empire & Swerve Strickland, by pinfall

The Commonwealth Kingpin is rolling into Forbidden Door, will he take the IWGP United States Championship back from Kenny Omega? Swerve is rolling into Collision, will he take down Hiroshi Tanahashi?

 

AEW hears from The Outcasts

Toni Storm says that this Sunday, at Forbidden Door, it will be her and Willow Nightingale, champion VS champion. But Willow’s title isn’t on the line, but good reason. Willow would lose it! And the AEW Women’s World Championship is the only championship that matters. And that is because Toni is holding it. Sunday, Toni will bend Willow, break Willow, and humble Willow, because Toni is the GREATEST AEW Women’s World Champion to ever live! Will the Lightning From Down Under back up all these words? Or will The Babe with the Power, too sweet to be sour, soon be a double champion?

 

Adam Cole is here!

The fans go wild as the Undisputed One makes his way to the ring. They join in on the “BOOM!” and- WAIT! MJF is here! We knew he’d make an appearance for the first time ever on Rampage, but he is doing it to ruin Adam Cole’s moment. Fans boo as MJF tells Cole, “Thank you so much. It really meant the world to me that you gave me the confidence to accept that match-up against Tanahashi. So, partner… Heh. I figured I would do you a solid as your new tag partner. And so what I did was, I talked to Tony Khan, and since I know how much you love the spirit of competition, buddy, I got you booked for a match at Forbidden Door! Yeah!

“Against Filthy Tom Lawlor! OH NO!” Team Filthy gets in the ring from the other side! Tom Lawlor CHOP BLOCKS Cole, and then with Royce Isaacs helping, he stomps away on Cole! MJF says don’t worry, he’ll save Cole! But MJF takes his time because he has to take his watch off. In that time, Lawlor puts Cole in a HALF CRAB! And Royce stomps away on Cole! MJF says okay, here comes! He’s saving the day! But wait, he has to do something about his brand new scarf. Cole ends up in an ARMBAR AND FIGURE FOUR KNEE BAR!! MJF says here goes! He storms up to the ring, Team Filthy run for it, and MJF says he almost had ’em! Darn it! He was this close!

MJF just sighs and shrugs, and tells Cole, “Well, have fun at Forbidden Door, partner.” MJF knows Cole goaded him into a match, so he just got his passive aggressive payback. Will MJF trump The Ace of the Universe? Will Cole clean Filthy Tom’s clock? Or will both men go banged up into the Blind Tag Team Eliminator Tournament?

 

Six Man Tag: The Acclaimed & Billy Gunn VS ???

The mission stays the same for Max Caster, Anthony Bowens & Daddy Ass: Get those Trios Championships! Will they be one step closer to a rematch with the House of Black here tonight?

And of course, Platinum Max has a diss track! “Platinum on the mic, startin’ off on the right foot. Runnin’ you bitches outta town like Lorie Lightfoot! The Acclaimed, yeah, we been fired. Y’all ’bout to get it from both sides like Zendaya! So try to avoid the afterburn, like Joe Biden’s son avoids tax returns. It’s the hottest in the game. In Chicago, everybody loves The Acclaimed!” Bowens then says, “CHICAGOOOOO~! The Acclaimed have arrived! SCISSOR ME, DADDY ASS!” And he does~! And then Billy DECKS one of the opponents as they step up! Bowens SUPERKICKS another! Caster joins in, he back drops the third!

Fans fire up as the bell rings and The Acclaimed GROUP SCISSOR~! Caster SMACKS one Axel on the back, reels him in, and then scoops to SLAM! Caster holds the way open as Bowens climbs, to SCISSOR ME TIMBERS! Bowens says “EVERYONE LOVES THE ACCLAIMED!” Tag back to Caster, ARRIVAL to MIC DROP! Cover, Acclaimed wins!

Winners: The Acclaimed & Billy Gunn, by pinfall

The rap was longer than that! Billy gets in with his boys and they celebrate, but then someone says to cut the music. It’s Harley Cameron, and she says “Imma let y’all finish,” but then she has bootleg Jabberwockies dabbin’ up behind her… Chicago asks, “WHO ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU?” No, listen. Harley is not only an incredible journalist, but she is also an amazing musician. Yeah, so just hear her out. She is here to help. She goes to the ring, fans boo, but Harley says picture it. The Acclaimed and Harley Cameron! The fans boo more, but she says she will make sure that their record is a hit that goes straight to number one!

Fans keep booing but Harley belts out a high note. Billy has her stop right there! Goodness, that hurt their ears. But uh, Harley may not have seen what they do, which would make her the only one on the planet. But they have the greatest rapper in the world in Max Caster. And that’s their thing. He raps, the others do things. Yes, they do. But she knows all that. Fans keep booing as Harley talks, but that’s why she brought a rap for them to hear. She asks her dancers to join in, and she wants the Acclaimed to hear her out. Hit her music! The music starts up and she belts out more high notes.

“Before you tell me to go and take a hike, my name is Harley Cameron, Miss Money on the Mic. I’ll start with Billy Gunn, my hero since day one. Add me to the team, I’ll balance out the estrogen! Max Caster, rap master, you can rap good, I rap faster. If we teamed up, I’ll have this whole place headed for the best. Fillemwiththebest, fillemwiththebest, fillemwiththebest!” She goes so fast it’s hard to know if she’s really saying words. She’s that good! She quoted Shady! Face it, boys, you need a lady. “Hey, Bowens baby. It’s pretty clear that you’re into me. If we teamed up, we’d be the hottest couple on TV! We’d go on the cutest dates and maybe as a family?”

Um… Does anyone wanna tell her? Bowens speaks up and has this nonsense stop. Did Harley just say that she thinks Bowens is into her? Duh. Um, okay, serious question: Did Harley get hit too many times in the head by a kangaroo as a kid? Because, if you can’t tell from the gear… He’s gay. Fans cheer and Harley realizes her mistake. Fans chant for Bowens, “HE’S GAY! HE’S GAY!” But then QT Marshall storms out and shouts, “Enough with the disrespect of Harley Cameron!” Fans boo QT and Solo, and QT says that rap was incredible! And c’mon, Caster the greatest rapper alive? He preferred it when the You Can’t See Me guy did it.

Oh, and that guy didn’t have to have his head up Daddy’s ass to get over! Caster & Bowens storm outta the ring and up the ramp but QT wants them to hold on. But wait! One of the NWO Jabberwockies takes off his mask, and it’s JOHN MORRISON!! Johnny Nitro is once again Johnny Elite, and he SUPERKICKS Billy!! QTV then CLOBBERS The Acclaimed! Fans boo but Harley tells Belly that he can suck it! Johnny “TV” is now on QT’s team, but will he regret making enemies of The Acclaimed?

 

The Mogul Embassy speaks.

Prince Nana says that Saturday on Collision, Swerve and the team make their debut. Swerve says that he’s still shooting for gold. And MJF may have a lot on his plate, but Swerve figures he’ll cut the line and take out his Forbidden Door opponent, Hiroshi Tanahashi. Tanahashi, you’re in Swerve’s way. Swerve vows to do what he has to in order to get gold.

 

Women’s Owen Hart Cup Opening Round: Skye Blue VS Anna Jay AS w/ Matthew Menard & Angelo Parker!

Chicago’s own is back in action again! She may not have won the AEW Women’s World Championship, but she’s determined to become this year’s Queen of Harts! Will she win big to open the tournament? Or will the Star of the Show choke her out?

The bell rings and fans rally for Skye as she circles with Anna. The two tie up, go around, and Anna puts Skye in a corner. The ref counts, Anna lets off with a pie face, but Skye just rushes Anna. Anna bails out, Skye gives chase, they go around the way, but Menard gets int he way! Skye gets in, Anna stomps her down! Anna drags Skye up to hip attack! Anna drags Skye up but Skye JAWBREAKERS! Mule kick, front kick, but Anna ducks the roundhouse. Skye bucks the O’Conner to cover, ONE! Skye snapmares, and gives her own hip attack! Skye says Anna’s not the only one with a bad attitude.

Anna gets up, Skye dodges her, and SHOTGUNS Anna to ropes! Skye fires up, runs in, but Anna avoids the shining wizard to HEEL KICK Skye up and out! Parker & Menard both taunt Skye while Anna goes out. Anna drags Skye up, reels her in, and taunts Chicago before the DDT to the floor! Skye writhes while the JAS walk arm in arm around the way. Anna smiles and brings Skye up to put her in the ring. Anna drags Skye up to dribble her off the mat! Anna dribbles Skye move, taunts her, and then dribbles her again. Menard & Parker like it as Anna puts Skye in a corner and digs her boot in!

The ref counts, Anna lets off at 4, and she stalks Skye along the ropes. Anna CHOKES Skye, the ref counts, and Anna lets off at 4. The JAS applaud but fans boo as Rampage goes picture in picture.

Anna looms over Skye but Skye throws body shots. Anna CLUBS Skye down, then paces around. Anna drags Skye up and bumps her off buckles. Anna gets space, runs in, but Skye UPPERCUTS! Parker distracts the ref, Menard anchors Skye, and Anna HEEL KICKS her down! Cover, TWO! Anna is frustrated but she drags Skye to ropes. Anna stands on Skye, the ref counts, and Anna steps off at 4. Anna smirks as she stalks Skye, and then bumps her off buckles. Anna ROCKS Skye, runs corner to corner and ELBOWS Skye down! Anna pushes Skye out of the corner, brings her around again, and snap suplexes! Cover, TWO!

Skye is hanging tough, and Anna grows frustrated. Anna pushes Skye over, CHOKES her, but the ref counts. Anna stops at 4, and then she brings Skye around into a cravat. Skye endures, Anna stands her up, and has a neckbreaker stretch! Skye endures more, fights back up, but Anna just hits a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Anna grows frustrated with Skye and dribbles her off the mat again. Anna stands Skye up, DECKS her, and Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns and Anna hits a DDT! Cover, TWO! Skye is still in this and the JAS are upset! Fans rally as Anna stands Skye up to ROCK her! But Skye ROCKS Anna! Skye fires off forearm after forearm, ROCKS Anna again, and then runs, but into a FOREARM! Anna runs, but Skye SHINING WIZARDS! Snapmare and SUPER- NO, Anna blocks, but the BASEMENT ROUNDHOUSE hits! Fans fire up with Skye as she watches Anna go to a corner. Skye bumps her off buckles, goes corner to corner, but Anna puts her on the apron. Skye ROCKS Anna, but Parker gets on the apron! Parker wants a handshake? Skye SHOVES her!

Anna gets the QUEENSLAYER, but Skye HOTSHOTS her away! And then KNEES her away! Skye goes up top, leaps, CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Skye is frustrated but she drags Anna up. Skye full nelsons, but Anna fights free and wrenches, HOOK KICK! BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Skye survives again but Anna reels her in! Gory Especial for a GORY BOMB! Shoutout to Tay Melo! Cover, TWO!?! Skye survives again and Anna is losing her cool! Chicago is thunderous for Skye as Anna drags her up. Anna wraps on the QUEENSLAYER!! Skye flails, reaches out, but Anna keeps her from ropes!

Skye flails, fades, but RAMS Anna into buckles! Fans fire up as Skye runs in to SUPERKICK! Skye runs to hop on, CODE BLUE!! Cover, SKYE WINS!

Winner: Skye Blue, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

The JAS is furious but they couldn’t stop the hometown hero! Skye may not have beaten champions like Athena, Jade Cargill and Toni Storm, but will she soon crown herself the Queen of Harts?

 

AEW hears from #AbsoluteCMFTR and the #BulletClubGunns.

Punk says, “Everybody seems to think, ‘Oh, Jay White, CM Punk, that’s a dream!’ But I’m here to tell you, you wanna fight my friends in Chicago, you got a fight. But trust me, that’s not a dream, that’s a nightmare.” Juice Robinson says on Saturday Night Collision, he has a roll of quarters ready to break Punk’s jaw! Cash Wheeler says if you think they’re afraid of this fight, you don’t know them very well. Ricky Starks says the other guys have a death wish that they went and wrote their names on.

The Switchblade says that Punk and his friends think they’re the best in the world. But Saturday, they show you they are a cut above. Guns up. Speaking of Gunns, Austin says that Collision is now the Gunn Show! Dax Harwood says they’ll be there. #TopGuysOut. But who will be the top quartet in this Collision?

 

Mark Henry welcomes us back.

The World’s Strongest Man says, “Days ahead of challenging Sanada for his IWGP Heavyweight Championship at Forbidden Door, Jungle Boy Jack Perry takes on NJPW’s Douki.” JB says he doesn’t know a lot about Douki, but that’s okay, because he’ll learn everything he needs to tonight. Do what you gotta do, he’ll do the same. Douki says for JB to get to Sanada, he has to beat Douki! Then it looks like there’s been enough talk. It’s TIME for the main event! Will Tarzan Life be in full swing in Chicago? Or will Japonse Del Mal do Just5Guys proud?

“Jungle Boy” Jack Perry VS DOUKI w/ Yoshinobu Kanemaru!

The bell rings and fans rally. JB and Douki approach, tie up, and JB headlocks. Douki powers out, JB runs him over, and then things speed up. Douki hurdles, JB waistlocks and full nelsons but Douki breaks free to arm-drag. Douki ducks ‘n’ dodges and arm-drags again! Douki swings, JB gets around to CHOP, knuckle lock, and go up and up and around to arm-drag back! Douki gets up into a DROPKICK! JB kips up and fans fire up. JB revels in it, much like Sanada likes to, and JB runs. Douki drops and JB tumbles out! Douki then builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit at the ramp! Fans fire up and Douki hurries to fetch JB.

Douki CHOPS JB, follows him around the way and CHOPS again! JB CHOPS back, CHOPS again, and then knees low. JB whips Douki but Douki reverses, only for JB to reverse back and send Douki hard into railing! JB goes into the ring but just to refresh the count. JB fetches Douki, CLUBS him, then hits an APRON BACK SUPLEX! Douki writhes, and surprisingly, JB scissor fingers fans! JB pushes Douki into the ring, covers, TWO, and Rampage goes picture in picture.

JB drags Douki up to CHOP! Douki goes to ropes, but Douki CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Douki whips, JB reverses, and JB CLOBBERS Douki! Cover, TWO! JB hears the fans rallying up, and he drags Douki up. JB scoops and SLAMS, then drops an elbow! Cover, TWO! JB is a bit annoyed but Douki is still in this. JB drags Douki up, whips him to ropes, but Douki reverses. JB sunset flips but Douki rolls through to basement dropkick! Douki drags JB up but JB throws body shots. Douki CHOPS again! JB goes to a corner, Douki stomps him down and digs his boot in. The ref counts, Douki lets off at 4.

Kanemaru coaches Douki but JB CHOPS him! And CHOPS him! Douki rakes the eyes! The ref reprimands, Douki lets off and drags JB up. JB throws body shots, whips Douki to a corner hard, and Douki bounces off buckles! JB drags Douki from the corner, covers, TWO! JB is frustrated but he drags Douki up to snapmare and chinlock. Douki endures as JB leans on the hold. Douki reaches out, fights up, and throws elbows. JB throws Douki by his mask! The ref reprimands but JB drags Douki back up. Douki throws body shots, JB CLUBS him, and Rampage returns to single picture. JB runs, but Douki gets around to waistlock.

JB switches, Douki fights the lift, and elbows free. JB reels Douki back but Douki breaks free and ENZIGURIS! JB staggers, Douki whips, but JB reverses. Douki JUMPING HEADBUTTS JB down! Fans fire up and Douki runs, to DOUBLE STOMP! JB sputters, Douki brings him up and Gory Especialss, for the DODON NO JUTSU! Backslide cover, TWO!! JB survives and Douki can’t believe it! Fans rally and Douki drags JB up. Douki whips JB, JB wrenches and pump handles to then scoop and GUTBUSTER! JB underhooks, TIGER DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Douki survives and fans fire up! JB is annoyed as he goes out after Douki.

JB clears off the timekeeper’s table and he brings it over! Fans duel, the ref reprimands but JB drags Douki up. JB brings Douki around, reels him in, Canadian Rack but Douki slips free! ENZIGURI! JB flops against the table, Douki goes up the corner! SUPER SENTON through the table!! Fans lose their minds and the ref checks both men. Douki gets JB up out of the wreckage, and puts him back in the ring. Douki slingshots, into a SUPERKICK! JB runs to LARIAT! JB then brings Douki up, but Douki suplexes first! BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!! JB survives and Kanemaru is shocked!

Douki roars, he drags JB up and into a full nelson! But JB breaks free to ELBOW, run, but into a BOOT! Douki goes to the apron, shoulders in, then slingshots, DAYBREAK!! Cover, TWO!!! Kanemaru can’t believe it but JB survives! “This is Awesome!” as Douki wheelbarrows, full nelsons, SUPLEX- NO, JB breaks free to victory roll, TWO!! Douki escapes, but JB SUPERKICKS! And POISON-RANAS!! BLINDSIDER!! Fans boo JB and he’s confused! JB drags Douki up, dragon sleepers, SKULL END!! A message sent to Sanada! Douki taps, JB wins!

Winner: “Jungle Boy” Jack Perry, by submission

Tarzan Life is rolling going into Forbidden Door, but will he be able to bring down the Cold Skull? But wait! Sanada is HERE!! Chicago fires up for the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion as he stares JB down from the ramp. Sanada joins JB in the ring to hold the belt over his head. Will Sanada be doing that again in Toronto? Or will Jungle Boy shock the world by becoming a world champion?


My Thoughts:

A great Rampage here, especially as it is another go-home going into Forbidden Door. The 8 Man Tag as the opener was quite the surprise, but it was a great match that of course the United Empire and Swerve won. Ospreay has momentum going into his match with Omega, Swerve has momentum going into his match with Tanahashi. Swerve also has a good promo explaining why he’s taking on Tanahashi on Collision, but I would think Tanahashi wins so he has momentum going into his match with MJF. Again I saw that Ospreay surely takes the US title off Omega, but MJF is going to retain the world title.

Speaking of, great stuff from MJF and Cole here, with MJF playing two-faced to throw it back at Cole. Cole VS Lawlor is going to be awesome stuff, and I would think Cole wins that. Good promo from Toni Storm with Ruby & Saraya as her back-up hype builders. Though, this was also redundant since we got a promo from both Toni and Willow on Dynamite and it isn’t gonna change anything. Toni is right that she’s retaining, Willow has her own title to worry about. This is really just a match to help add to the overall Outcasts story, and maybe at the end of that match, someone new steps up to challenge Toni for the title. Thunder Rosa maybe?

Acclaimed squashing randos was par for the course, but I can’t believe they’re feuding with QTV to hold over before going back for trios titles. And like, while Harley’s character is meant to be annoying and stuff, we know she can sing. She had a great trio with Scarlett Bordeaux and Shotzi Blackheart for Halloween, why’re they acting like she can’t sing? And her rap wasn’t on Caster level but it was decent. Hilarious little punchline where Harley didn’t realize Bowens’ sexuality, though. In the end, that was all a trap so “Johnny TV” could return to AEW. John Morrison and Will Hobbs are pretty much all the power in Team QTV, to where they shouldn’t even need QTV, they could just be solo stars or even a duo. Morrison is just gonna be dragged down by QT & Solo in a Trios feud with The Acclaimed.

Great Owen Hart Cup match from Skye VS Anna, and given the push Skye’s getting in both AEW and ROH, of course she wins in her hometown. As such, I think Ruby wins against Britt thanks to The Outcasts, and then maybe Skye finds a way to beat Ruby. And then great main event from JB and Douki. The Chicago fans really liked Douki here, and I would think there are plenty of NJPW fans in the Chicago area. JB wins, of course, so that he has momentum going into his match with Sanada. Great surprise appearance by Sanada, he is definitely winning at Forbidden Door, but as I said on Dynamite, JB will still look great in defeat.

My Score: 8.8/10

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