There’s a Collison on the Cruise of Jericho!

AEW sets sail once again with Chris Jericho’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling Rager at Sea! But will Andrade El Idolo still be AEW National Champion? Or will Tommaso Ciampa get revenge on him and his pants?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

• Chris Jericho VS Blake Christian; Jericho wins.
• Best of 5 Series, Match 4: FTR VS Motor City Machine Guns; FTR wins and ties the series at 2-2.
• Nick Wayne VS Marcus Mathers; Nick wins.
• Six Man Tag: Jon Moxley, Gabe Kidd & Daniel Garcia VS Shane Taylor & The Infantry; win.
• Persephone VS Mina Shirakawa; wins.
• AEW National Championship: Andrade El Idolo VS Tommaso Ciampa; wins and

PLAY BY PLAY

Chris Jericho VS Blake Christian w/ Jay Lethal!

Our host for the Rock ‘n’ Wrestling Rager is opening the action tonight, though he’s coming off another loss to Nick Wayne. Will Jericho get back on track while docked in Miami? Or will the Vanilla Baby also beat Chris Jericho?

The bell rings and Blake CLOBBERS Jericho! The fans boo as Blake stomps away on Jericho in the corner, but he stops as the ref counts 4. Blake stalks Jericho to another corner, stomps away again, but stops as the ref counts. Lethal CHOKES Jericho behind the ref’s count! The fans boo but Blake brings Jericho up. Blake whips, but Jericho catches him to a fireman’s carry! The fans cheer for the DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Blake flounders out of the ring and to the ramp. The fans cheer “Taco Cat!” as Jericho unzips his coveralls, and surprise! He’s wearing a taco cat romper! The fans fire up as Jericho then goes to the corner!

Jericho goes up, up, and he CROSSBODIES Blake and Lethal on the ramp! The fans cheer again as Jericho stands tall, and a fan hands him a bunch of water bottles wrapped together with duct tape! Jericho winds up, and he SMACKS Lethal with it! That’s allowed because Lethal isn’t a participant in the match. But then Jericho SMACKS Blake, too! That’s allowed because it’s Jericho’s cruise! The ref still reprimands, and Jericho drags Blake into the ring. Jericho CHOPS Blake down! Blake bails out, his chest stinging, but the fans cheer Jericho and the taco cats. Jericho brings Blake up to the apron, ROCKS him, then stands him up again.

Jericho ROCKS Blake, then he hands out beads to fans in the front row! Jericho goes back to the apron, drags Blake up, and fireman’s carries! But Blake fights free, cravats, only for Jericho to shove Blake away! Blake swings around the post, springboards, and DROPKICKS Jericho down! The fans boo but Blake soaks up the heat. Blake builds speed to WRECK Jericho with a dropkick! Blake soaks up more heat while Collision goes picture in picture.

Blake brings Jericho up, CHOKES him on the railing, then taunts the fans. Blake puts Jericho in the ring, then stalks him. Blake steps over Jericho, clamps on, but he fishhooks Jericho’s face! The ref counts, Blake stops at 4, then clamps back on. Blake CLAWS Jericho’s face, but stops again as the ref reprimands. Blake then CHOKES Jericho on the ropes! The ref counts, Blake smothers Jericho before he backs off, then Blake soaks up heat from the corner. Blake goes back to Jericho, but Jericho CHOPS! And CHOPS! But Blake CLAWS Jericho’s face! Blake ROCKS Jericho with a right hand, then puts him in a corner.

Blake RAMS into Jericho again and again, then climbs up. Blake BITES Jericho’s forehead! The ref reprimands, Blake backs off, then he wrenches and wrangles Jericho into a CROSSFACE! Blake talks trash while Jericho endures. Blake steps over the arm to HIP DROP it! Blake soaks up heat, then scuffs and stomps Jericho. Blake goes to the apron, taunts the fans, flips them off even, then climbs. The Rock ‘n’ Wrestling Rager returns to single picture as Blake goes up, but Jericho trips him up! The fans cheer as Jericho CHOPS! And CHOPS again! Jericho goes up, up, and the fans cheer as Jericho rains down fists!

Jericho goes all the way to TEN, then SUPER STEINERS! The fans fire up with Jericho, and he LARIATS Blake! And LARIATS again! Jericho CHOPS Blake against the ropes, whips him, but Blake avoids the dropkick! He steals the LIONSAULT! Cover, TWO! The fans boo Blake, but Blake scuffs Jericho around. Blake stalks Jericho to the corner, then whips corner to corner. Jericho reverses, runs up, but Blake dodges to DROPKICK! Blake then goes up the corner, fakes the springboard, then springboards for real, 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Jericho survives and the fans fire up! Blake shakes his head, and he eggs Jericho on.

Jericho CHOPS, but Blake ROCKS Jericho! Jericho CHOPS again, Blake ROCKS again, and repeat! The fans rally as the two stand, Jericho CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! But Blake blocks, wrenches, snapmares, and basement DROPKICKS! Jericho flounders to ropes, Blake runs, BASEMENT 619 BLOCKED! Jericho drags Blake in, turns, but Blake THROWS Jericho away! Blake then handsprings, but Jericho blocks the cutter! Jericho trips Blake, but Blake reels him into a cradle! TWO, and Blake dodges! Blake BOOTS Jericho, then runs again! Handspring and- NO, Jericho ducks! But Blake ducks the Judas Effect to LETHAL INJECTION! Cover, TWO!!

The fans fire up as Jericho survives! Blake and Jericho go to corners, and Blake runs in! Jericho pops Blake out to the apron, but Blake ROUNDHOUSES! Blake springboards, but Jericho manages to catch him! And dump him into the leg hold! Jericho turns things over, WALLS OF JERICHO! Blake taps, Jericho wins!

Winner: Chris Jericho, by submission

Blake tried, but he could not join Nick Wayne in the “I beat Chris Jericho” club. Jericho does give him the last bead necklace, though. Will Y2J still be strong despite his losses?

Nick Wayne has another vlog.

The Pretty Boy of Pro-Wrestling hopes everyone saw how last Wednesday night on Dynamite, he announced that he was coming to take over this Cruise of Jericho and make it the Nick Wayne Mogs Jericho at Sea. Also, mods, ban the guys in chat saying Jericho is still better than Nick, because obviously, that’s not true. Nick flirts with a young lady, she says she has a boyfriend, but he asks if her boyfriend ever beat Chris Jericho. Chat asks what to expect from the cruise, and Nick says he expects room service, and to be swarmed by all the hot ladies. But will The Prodigy keep building momentum and his ego? Or will Philly’s Finest, Marcus Mathers, prove he is All Elite?

The New Level is here!

The fans cheer as Austin Creed & Kofi make their way out to the ring, Lexy Nair already waiting to interview them. Lexy says because of Swerve’s actions, do they feel he somehow manipulated them into accepting the Texas Death Trios match for Full Gear? Creed says first off, Swerve manipulating them is crazy. Let’s break down what happened: Swerve attacked Bandido, which gave Bandido a legitimate problem with Swerve; but then Bandido made the choice to put his hands on Kofi! Someone not even involved in that situation! So now, Bandido’s problem is with The New Level. And that means next week, they won’t just be taking the AEW World Trios Championships, they will also be walking out with their pound of flesh. The fans like the sound of that.

Kofi says we all know how much Swerve hates Hangman, we all do. And we all know that Swerve wanted Texas Death from the start. The New Level did not want Texas Death. You think they want their careers shortened? Why would they want that? You think they want to get brutalized and be mutilated? They don’t want that! You think they wanna go to a dark place, having their minds altered forever? They don’t want that! They are scared! But they’re not scared of Hangman, or of Brody, or of Bandido’s “b*tch ass,” New Level’s not afraid of them! They are afraid of what they have to become to beat them and win the match.

New Level doesn’t want problems, never wanted problems, but it seems like the other team wants problems. So now they have a problem. Creed adds that next week, you will see them go to a place you’ve never seen them go before. Next week, they are going to somewhere they have never gone before. Next week, they are going to a new level! Kofi & Creed are afraid, but they are ready! Will they bring Texas Death to a new level? Or will they regret ever riding alongside the Most Dangerous Man in AEW?

Best of 5 Series, Match 4: FTR VS Motor City Machine Guns!

This is do or die for the #TopGuys as Dax & Cash could not win on Fright Night. Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin lead 2-1, will they end the series in four? Or will FTR force the fifth and final round?

The teams sort out, and the fans duel already as Sabin starts against Dax. They circle, feel things out, then tie up. They break, tie up again, then break. They tie up a third time, break a third time, but then tie up again. Dax powers Sabin to a corner, CHOPS, but Sabin CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! The fans fire up as Sabin backs Dax down. Tag to Shelley and MCMG double whips to DOUBLE BACK DROP! Cash runs up, but into double kicks! MCMG double whip, but Cash KICKS Sabin! Shelley DECKS Cash! Dax CHOPS, JABS, and LARIATS! The fans boo but Dax follows Shelley outside. Dax CHOPS, ROCKS, and TOSSES Shelley!

The fans fire up as Shelley is at their feet, but Dax drags him up. Shelley fires forearms on Dax but Dax hits back! They go back and forth, but then Shelley HOTSHOTS Dax off railing! The fans cheer, but here comes Cash! Shelley ROCKS Cash, hops back over the railing, and he shoves Dax in. The fans cheer, but Cash anchors Shelley! Dax has Shelley in the ropes, DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Dax drags Shelley over, tags Cash, and holds a leg out for Cash to FIST DROP! Cash hooks a leg to SNAP LOCK! The fans duel as Cash ELBOW DROPS the bad leg! Cash rains down fists, pulls on the leg, then spinning toeholds the leg!

Cash drags Shelley over, tags Dax, and Cash holds onto the leg. Dax then holds the leg, and Cash HIP DROPS it! Dax drags Shelley into the corner and SLAMS the leg into the post! Dax ROCKS Shelley, rolls back into the ring, but the fans continue to duel. Dax drags Shelley over, but Shelley BOOTS him away! Cash tags in and CLOBBERS Shelley! Cash taunts Sabin, then mocks Shelley’s leg. Cash SMASHES the knee into the mat! Shelley scrambles and flounders but Cash keeps him from Sabin. Cash stomps Shelley to a drop zone, goes up the corner, and VADER BOMBS onto knees! The fans fire up while both men are down!

Shelley crawls, Cash crawls, Dax tags in first! Dax drags Shelley back, but Shelley hops, hops, and hot tags Sabin! Sabin goes up to DOUBLE CROSSBODY FTR! Sabin rallies with LARIAT after LARIAT, then he whips Dax into Cash. Sabin runs up to HELLUVA KICK them both! Sabin then goes up and he rains down fists on Cash! The fans count along, but Dax storms up. Sabin stops at 6 to CROSSBODY Dax! Sabin then rains down some fists on Dax, but Cash drags Sabin up! Sabin SOBATS, then TORNADO- NO, Cash powers out and sends Sabin to Dax! Sabin BOOTS Cash, switches with Dax, but Dax switches back. Cash runs up, but Sabin BACKDROPS him!

Sabin switches again, then spins Dax to cradle, TWO! Dax escapes, scoops, but Sabin cradles again, TWO! Dax is up, pops Sabin up, and Cash hurries to the top! Dax spins Sabin around, LARIAT BOMB COMBO! Cash CLOBBERS Shelley while Dax covers Sabin, TWO! The fans fire up as Sabin survives! Cash hurries to ROCK Shelley, then APRON BACK SUPLEX! Then he drags Shelley up to RAILING SHIN BREAKER! Dax TOSSES Sabin to the ramp, and the fans are torn as Collision goes picture in picture.

Dax goes outside, reels Sabin in, but Sabin fights the lift! Sabin then BACKDROPS Dax on the ramp! Sabin steps back in, but Cash LARIATS him down! Dax rolls into the ring, crawls his way over, and tags Cash in. Cash drags Sabin up, CLUBS him down, then HIP DROPS him down. Cash steps on Sabin, stands on him, and pretends to surf! The ref counts, Cash steps off, and Cash drags Sabin over to CHOKE him on the ropes! The ref counts, Cash backs off, but Stoke gets a cheap shot in! Dax fist bumps Stoke, then tags in. FTR double whips Sabin to DOUBLE DECK him! FTR soaks up heat before Collision goes to break.

The Rock ‘n’ Wrestling Rager returns as Cash climbs up and Dax reels Sabin in. Sabin fights the lift, trips Dax, then fires off on Cash! Sabin RAMS Cash, whips him corner to corner, but Cash goes up and over to sunset flip! Cash lets Sabin roll through for Dax to reel him back in! Cash goes right up the corner, and they hit the MIND BREAKER! Cover, TWO?!? Sabin survives the stuff piledriver, but then Dax attacks Shelley on the outside! The fans boo, especially as Dax stomps away on Shelley. Cash runs at Sabin in the corner, but Sabin dodges! Cash hits buckles and crash lands out of his dropkick!

The fans fire up as Cash and Sabin crawl, hot tag to Dax! Dax intercepts Sabin, shoves him back, but Sabin fires off forearms, kicks and CHOPS on FTR! Sabin runs up, but FTR picks him up! Sabin DOUBLE DDTS! The fans fire up as Sabin reaches out! Cash runs up on Shelley but Shelley fires forearms! Shelley DECKS Cash, but then Dax BLASTS Shelley! Sabin rolls Dax, TWO! Dax escapes, suplexes, and BRAINBUSTERS! Cover, TWO! Sabin survives again but FTR seethes. Dax goes up a corner, AX HAN- NO, he blocks Sabin’s boot! But Sabin avoids the elbow drop! And the next elbow drop! Hot tag to Shelley!

The fans fire up as Shelley fires off on FTR! He DECKS Dax, DECK Cash, repeat! Shelley CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS, and even MACHINE GUN CHOPS Dax! The fans fire up with Shelley and he wrenches to whip Dax corner to corner. Dax reverses but Shelley clinches for a BUCKLE SHOT! Roll-up, TWO! Shelley aims as Dax rises, but Dax blocks the kick to CHOP, JAB, but Shelley ducks the lariat! Backslide, TWO!! Shelley holds onto an arm, wrenches through, and CHOPS! The fans rally as Shelley winds up again, and CHOPS! Shelley winds up again, and CHOPS! The fans fire up for “One More Time! One More Time!” Shelley CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS!

The fans fire up, but Cash rushes in! Cash blocks Shelley’s kick, but then ducks the next, so the ENZIGIRI hits Dax! Sabin is in, he kicks Cash but Cash blocks that, too! Cash BODY BLOWS Sabin, UPPERCUTS him, but Sabin kicks again! Cash stops the turn to TOSS Sabin! Shelley steps over Cash to turn and NECKBREAKER! But Dax GROUND DRAGON SCREWS the leg! Dax steps through, steps over, and has the SHARPSHOOTER! Shelley endures, but Sabin SUPERKICKS! Dax wobbles, so Sabin ROLLING ELBOWS! Cash is in, he ducks an elbow to wrench, UPPERCUT, and pop Sabin up! But Sabin fights, and he RANAS Cash outta the ring!

The fans fire up as Dax and Shelley find each other. Shelley JABS, JABS, JABS, but Dax headlocks. Shelley powers up and out, Shelley and the ref hurdle Dax, then MCMG DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Shelley rolls Dax up, TWO! But Shelley holds on, floats over, BORDER CITY STRETCH!! Sabin plays defense, but Cash still barrels through! Sabin sunset flips Cash, then snatches him to a roll and S T F!! FTR endures submissions while the fans are thunderous! But Dax tips things over into a cover! Sabin lets Cash go so he can break the pin! The fans fire up again as FTR finds a way to survive. “This is Awesome!” as Sabin goes out after Cash.

Sabin aims, but Cash blocks a kick to THROW Sabin down! Stoke anchors Shelley’s foot, but Shelley glares at him. The fans fire up as Shelley chases Stoke! They end up in the ring, Shelley grabs Stoke, but Dax rolls Shelley up, with tights! FTR WINS!

Winners: FTR, by pinfall (ties the series at 2-2)

Just like their first win in this series, #BigStoke is the reason FTR wins out! Stoke dares to say FTR are the best tag team alive today, but does that mean they can still live through round five? Or will Sabin & Shelley finish it off and humble the #TopGuys?

Nick Wayne VS Marcus Mathers!

Arkady Aura reads a special introduction: “Passengers of the ‘Nick Wayne Mogs Chris Jericho at Sea,’ I’m being informed that at this time, you are to stand and cheer for the immensely good-looking Prodigy. Call him, ‘Nick Wayne.'” The fans boo and give thumbs down instead, but Nick still makes his entrance, sporting that new “Nick Wayne Beat Chris Jericho” shirt. Philly’s Finest then makes his entrance, and he gets everyone to cheer. Will the fans keep on cheering with a win? Or will Mathers lose to the man who beat Chris Jericho twice?

The bell rings and the fans rally. Mathers and Nick circle, tie up, and Nick pulls hair! The ref reprimands as Nick puts Mathers in the corner, but he backs off. Nick stomps away on Mathers, but he stops as the ref counts 4. The fans boo as Nick swaggers around. Nick brings Mathers around, cravats for the STANDING SLICED BREAD! Cover, TWO! Nick applauds Mathers toughing it out, then he KICKS Mathers! Nick swaggers but Mathers snarls. Nick ROCKS Mathers, brings him up, but Mathers fights the suplex! Mathers wrenches and CHOPS, ROCKS, and repeat! Nick kicks low, then whips, but Mathers goes up and over!

Mathers keeps moving, he leaps over, then he sidesteps to DROPKICK! The fans fire up again as Nick goes to a corner. Mathers runs up to SPLASH! Nick flounders but Mathers stalks him. Nick throat chops Mathers! The ref reprimands, Nick plays dumb, then Nick whips. Nick UPPERCUTS Mathers down, then kips up! The fans boo but Nick soaks it up. Nick then stalks Mathers, brings Mathers around, and CHOPS! The fans “WOO~” but they still rally for Mathers. Nick whips, Mathers grabs ropes, and Mathers TOSSES Nick out! Then Mathers goes out to PENALTY KICK! The fans fire up as Mathers knocks Nick down, and Collision goes to break.

The Rock ‘n’ Wrestling Rager returns as Nick soaks up more heat. Mathers is in a corner, Nick runs up, but Mathers BOOTS! Nick blocks, SMACKS Mathers, then soaks up more heat. Nick struts, but Mathers LARIATS! And LARIATS! Then he scoops, SLAMS, and ELBOW DROPS! The fans fire up with Mathers as he runs corner to corner and FLYING FOREARMS! Then he snapmare rolls and CALF KICKS! The fans fire up as Nick is down, and Mathers hurries to a corner! Mathers goes up, up, but Nick RISING HEADBUTTS! Nick climbs up, goes to the very top, and he SUPER DUPER PLEXES! Mathers writhes but both men are down!

The fans rally as Nick rises. The fans still ask where Nick’s mom went, but Nick aims to ROUNDHOUSE! Nick goes up, up, and WAYNE- NO, Mathers dodges! Mathers victory rolls, bridges, TWO!! Nick escapes, but Mathers dodges to go up, FLYING DESTROYER!! The fans are thunderous as Mathers hurries up the corner! Nick sputters, Mathers aims, and 450 SPLASH but onto knees! Nick goes up, up, and WAYNE’S WORLD! Cover, Nick wins!

Winner: Nick Wayne, by pinfall

Renaming the cruise aside, Nick certainly makes sure it’s party time, excellent! Nick grabs a mic, and he says, “Yo, chat! Hey, chat! Did y’all hear the news? Did you hear the news? It’s that Nick Wayne… is officially the captain of this ship! I run this! I run this! Left and right, Nick Wayne has been win maxing, simply because… Nick Wayne BEAT Chris Jericho!” And the foghorn goes off! The fans boo, but Nick reminds us it was twice. But will Nick keep on winning? Or will his nonstop ego maxing get him in hot water?

Six Man Tag: Jon Moxley, Gabe Kidd & Daniel Garcia VS Shane Taylor & The Infantry!

With The Cut coming after them, The Maniac offered The Conglomeration their chance at revenge by joining Anarchy in the Arena. That offer was accepted, now it’s just about surviving the week until Full Gear! Will the Maniac, Mad Man & Dragon Slayer set sail for Phoenix? Or will Shane Taylor Promotions end up doing The Cut a favor by sinking the ship?