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Official Chairshot Staff Picks: NXT Takeover: NOLA & WrestleMania 34

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2018 04 - WWE WrestleMania 34

Now we’ve decided to expand our picks to Takeover for the first time this year. It’s fun since we’ve only predicted 17 matches all year and there’s 19 in this article. So we should see some shifting, or I will fall further behind and meet Impact Wrestling in the proverbial basement. Here’s the current picks standings:

  • DPP: 15-2
  • Harry: 14-3
  • Platt: 13-4
  • Tony: 13-4
  • Eric: 13-4
  • Big Dave: 12-5
  • Mathew: 12-5
  • Weigell: 12-5
  • Greg: 12-5
  • Ninja Steve: 12-5
  • Cook: 12-5
  • PC: 12-5
  • Steve: 11-6
  • Patrick: 11-6
  • Andrew: 10-7

 

NXT TAKEOVER: New Orleans

Unsanctioned Match: Tommaso Ciampa vs Johnny Gargano

We’ve got the first Loser Leaves Town match of the weekend, and the one with the more established storyline too. Gargano is the most natural babyface since Daniel Bryan, and Ciampa is on the Cody Rhodes level of IWC heat. So we’ve got tangible heat, a lovable Face in peril, so this could be a show stealer.

Mathew: Ciampa
Weigell: Ciampa
Andrew: Ciampa
Steve: Johnny Gargano
Greg: Ciampa
Patrick: Ciampa
PC: Ciampa
Ninja Steve: Ciampa
Platt: Ciampa
DPP: Johnny Gargano
Cook: Johnny Gargano
Tony: Ciampa
Harry: Johnny Gargano
Big Dave: Johnny Gargano
Eric: Ciampa

Ciampa: 10
Gargano: 5

Official Chairshot Pick: Tommaso Ciampa

 

NXT Women’s Title: Ember Moon vs Shayna Baszler

Well Ember has looked outclassed, hell most of the division has looked outclassed, but at least Kairi Sane has beaten Shayna legit in the Mae Young. So this entire build, coupled with Ember’s pretty big reaction in the Women’s Royal Rumble, leads you to assume she’s getting called up. So Ember moving up and Shayna being the big bully of the division for the faces to rally against, seems like a solid story.

Mathew: Shayna
Weigell: Shayna
Andrew: Shayna
Steve: Shayna
Greg: Shayna
Patrick: Shayna
PC: Shayna
Ninja Steve: Shayna
Platt: Shayna
DPP: Shayna
Cook: Shayna
Tony: Shayna
Harry: Shayna
Big Dave: Shayna
Eric: Shayna

Official Chairshot Pick: Shayna Baszler (Unanimous)

 

North American Title 6 Man Ladder Match: Ricochet vs EC3 vs Killian Dain vs Lars Sullivan vs Adam Cole vs Velveteen Dream

This match is one of the hardest on both cards. It’s a new title, with all fairly under developed characters, so it’s really a crap shoot. Ricochet, Cole and EC3 have the “Indy” marks hearts, Dream has won over most people, while Dain and Sullivan are monsters…it’s not easy to pick. Another match that could be a show stealer, but may end up being more spectacle than match.

Mathew: Velveteen Dream
Weigell: EC3
Andrew: Adam Cole
Steve: Ricochet
Greg: EC3
Patrick: EC3
PC: Ricochet
Ninja Steve: Velveteen Dream
Platt: Ricochet
DPP: Velveteen Dream
Cook: EC3
Tony: EC3
Harry: EC3
Big Dave: Velveteen Dream
Eric: EC3

Velveteen Dream: 4
EC3: 7
Ricochet: 3
Adam Cole: 1

Official Chairshot Pick: EC3

 

NXT Tag Titles: Undisputed Era vs Authors of Pain vs Pete Dunne & Roderick Strong

Adam Cole pulling double duty unless they unveil a magically 4th member to the team since Bobby Fish is injured. So if Cole wins the NA Championship (assuming it goes on before the tag match), a brief moment of Undisputed Era having most of the gold could be a fun moment. Probably short lived, but the story is entertaining.

Mathew: Dunne & Strong
Weigell: Undisputed Era
Andrew: Dunne & Strong
Steve: Undisputed Era
Greg: Dunne & Strong
Patrick: Dunne & Strong
PC: Undisputed Era
Ninja Steve: Undisputed Era
Platt: Undisputed Era
DPP: Undisputed Era
Cook: AOP
Tony: Dunne & Strong
Harry: Dunne & Strong
Big Dave: Undisputed Era
Eric: Undisputed Era

Dunne & Strong: 6
Undisputed Era: 8
AOP: 1

Official Chairshot Pick: Undisputed Era

 

NXT Championship: Aleister Black vs Andrade ‘Cien’ Almas

Andrade’s character has been evolving thanks to Zelina Vega. She interferes like a good old school manager, she’s beautiful and she’s now helped to bring out the intensity from “Mr. Tranquilo”. Black already destroyed Almas a few months ago, so Andrade is looking to get some vengeance for pride. Both men have something at stake, pride, titles and 1 on 1 undefeated streaks. Aleister seems like a lock to many, but Almas is El Idolo.

Mathew: Aleister Black
Weigell: Aleister Black
Andrew: Andrade ‘Cien’ Almas
Steve: Aleister Black
Greg: Andrade ‘Cien’ Almas
Patrick: Aleister Black
PC: Aleister Black
Ninja Steve: Aleister Black
Platt: Aleister Black
DPP: Andrade ‘Cien’ Almas
Cook: Andrade ‘Cien’ Almas
Tony: Andrade ‘Cien’ Almas
Harry: Aleister Black
Big Dave: Aleister Black
Eric: Aleister Black

Almas: 5
Black: 10

Official Chairshot Pick: Aleister Black

 

 

WrestleMania 34

Women’s Battle Royal

The Andre the Giant Battle Royal doesn’t matter…and this probably won’t either. No offense to the women, but these aren’t positioned well on the card and the writers don’t usually do anything with the winner. So a useless distinction goes to the inaugural winner.

Mathew: Sasha Banks
Weigell: Bayley
Andrew: Becky Lynch
Steve: Becky Lynch
Patrick: Natalya
Greg: Nikki Cross
PC: Bayley
Ninja Steve: Natalya
Platt: Sasha Banks
DPP: Ember Moon
Cook: Becky Lynch
Tony: Mandy Rose
Harry: Becky Lynch
Big Dave: Becky Lynch
Eric: Sasha Banks

Sasha Banks: 3
Becky Lynch: 5
Bayley: 2
Ember Moon: 1
Natalya: 2
Nikki Cross: 1
Mandy Rose: 1

Official Chairshot Pick: Becky Lynch

 

Humongous Wonder #8’s Royal Battle

Aside from Matt Hardy’s name for it and the documentary…this match is worthless. A mid carder will win, it will matter for maybe 2 months, and then we’ll forget. Also, I changed my choice from what I said on Podcasts to avoid a 3 way tie, can’t be having those.

Mathew: Dolph Ziggler
Weigell: Bray Wyatt
Andrew: Big Cass
Steve: Matt Hardy
Patrick: Matt Hardy
Greg: Curt Hawkins
PC: Bobby Lashley
Ninja Steve: Big Cass
Platt: Bobby Lashley
DPP: Matt Hardy
Cook: Dolph Ziggler
Tony: Dolph Ziggler
Harry: Curt Hawkins
Big Dave: Big Cass
Eric: Big Cass

Big Cass: 4
Dolph Ziggler: 3
Matt Hardy: 3
Bray Wyatt: 1
Curt Hawkins: 2
Bobby Lashley: 2

Official Chairshot Pick: Big Cass

 

Cruiserweight Title: Cedric Alexander vs Mustafa Ali

This is tough, both men go in as faces, both are given sympathetic reasons for wanting to “achieve their dream”, so it’s not an easy pick. Cedric is the uncrowned king who was robbed of his chance earlier this year because of Enzo drama. Sadly, from their match on Raw 2 weeks ago, no one cares about the Cruiserweights still, so I’m not expecting a lot of care from the crowd, even if this headlines the Kickoff show.

Mathew: Cedric Alexander
Weigell: Cedric Alexander
Andrew: Cedric Alexander
Steve: Mustafa Ali
Patrick: Cedric Alexander
Greg: Mustafa Ali
PC: Cedric Alexander
Ninja Steve: Cedric Alexander
Platt: Cedric Alexander
DPP: Cedric Alexander
Cook: Cedric Alexander
Tony: Mustafa Ali
Harry: Mustafa Ali
Big Dave: Cedric Alexander
Eric: Cedric Alexander

Cedric Alexander: 11
Mustafa Ali: 4

Official Chairshot Pick: Cedric Alexander

 

Raw Women’s Title: Nia Jax vs Alexa Bliss

Well Alexa used and bullied Nia Jax, the perfect Mean Girls angle. Mickie James’ involvement is a little suspect, but still, picking on the big girl and getting bullied puts Nia in a sympathetic role. Can’t really have her lose with all of the ‘Be a Star’ campaign stuff.

Mathew: Nia Jax
Weigell: Nia Jax
Andrew: Nia Jax
Steve: Nia Jax
Patrick: Alexa Bliss
Greg: Alexa Bliss
PC: Nia Jax
Ninja Steve: Nia Jax
Platt: Alexa Bliss
DPP: Nia Jax
Cook: Nia Jax
Tony: Nia Jax
Harry: Nia Jax
Big Dave: Nia Jax
Eric: Alexa Bliss

Nia Jax: 11
Alexa Bliss: 4

Official Chairshot Pick: Nia Jax

 

US Championship 4 Way: Rusev vs Randy Orton vs Jinder Mahal vs Bobby Roode

It’s RUUUSSSEEV DDAAAAAYYYYY!!! Oh, there are 3 other people in this match? No, I refuse to accept that. Rusev all day, all match, all wins, then we celebrate.

Mathew: Jinder Mahal
Weigell: Rusev
Andrew: Rusev
Steve: Bobby Roode
Patrick: Rusev
Greg: Rusev
PC: Bobby Roode
Ninja Steve: Randy Orton
Platt: Rusev
DPP: Jinder Mahal
Cook: Jinder Mahal
Tony: Rusev
Harry: Rusev
Big Dave: Jinder Mahal
Eric: Jinder Mahal

Rusev: 7
Jinder Mahal: 5
Bobby Roode: 2
Randy Orton: 1

Official Chairshot Pick: Rusev

 

Smackdown Tag Team Titles: Bludgeon Brothers vs New Day vs The Usos

We’ve got two of the best tag teams in WWE, pitted in a battle against the big monster team. Bludgeon Brothers have killed everyone, ruined a possible match of the year at Fastlane and have been looking very dominant. Maybe the Brothers have looked too strong and that’s a downfall, but it should be brutal, and Triple Threats are No DQ anyway, so weapons could be the equalizers.

Mathew: The Usos
Weigell: The Usos
Andrew: Bludgeon Brothers
Steve: Bludgeon Brothers
Patrick: Bludgeon Brothers
Greg: New Day
PC: Bludgeon Brothers
Ninja Steve: The Usos
Platt: Bludgeon Brothers
DPP: Bludgeon Brothers
Cook: The Usos
Tony: The Usos
Harry: New Day
Big Dave: The Usos
Eric: Bludgeon Brothers

The Usos: 6
Bludgeon Brothers: 7
New Day: 2

Official Chairshot Pick: Bludgeon Brothers

 

Intercontinental Championship: The Miz vs Seth Rollins vs Finn Balor

This is a match that many feel was spoiled with the two better workers wrestling each other twice in 4 weeks in 1 on 1 matches. Miz will add a nice old school heel dynamic, but this is interesting. Can Miz retain and get one step closer to the overall days record of being IC champion? Will Seth Rollins become a Grand Slam Champion? Can Finn Balor finally get his career back on the tracks after returning from injury a year ago?

Mathew: Finn Balor
Weigell: The Miz
Andrew: The Miz
Steve: Seth Rollins
Patrick: Finn Balor
Greg: Finn Balor
PC: The Miz
Ninja Steve: The Miz
Platt: The Miz
DPP: Seth Rollins
Cook: The Miz
Tony: Finn Balor
Harry: The Miz
Big Dave: Finn Balor
Eric: The Miz

Finn Balor: 5
The Miz: 8
Seth Rollins: 2

Official Chairshot Pick: The Miz

 

SPECULATIVE: Undertaker vs John Cena

Even casual fans know the narrative here. Cena is desperate for a match, so he calls out the Dead Man. When the Dead Man doesn’t answer, then he starts insulting his character and pleading for an answer one way or the other. This desperate side of Cena is not a good look on him, it’s a man facing his own mortality, at the showcase of the Immortals, trying to leverage the most iconic Immortal, for one more taste of the spotlight.

Mathew: Undertaker
Weigell: Undertaker
Andrew: No Match
Steve: Undertaker
Greg: No Match
Patrick: No Match
PC: Undertaker
Ninja Steve: Undertaker
Platt: No Match
DPP: No Match
Cook: No Match
Tony: Undertaker
Harry: Undertaker
Big Dave: No Match
Eric: Undertaker

Match – Undertaker Wins: 8
No Match – 7

Official Chairshot Pick: Match – Undertaker Wins

 

Daniel Bryan & Shane McMahon vs Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn

The other Loser Leaves Town match, and it’s equally as conflicting. Daniel Bryan’s return is hard to disregard as a good chance to have a victorious moment, but then the disappointment of Bryan coming back just to lose or be betrayed, would be equally as poignant. Even though the voting is lopsided, this match has possibility to go either way.

Mathew: Kevin & Sami
Weigell: Daniel Bryan & Shane
Andrew: Kevin & Sami
Steve: Kevin & Sami
Patrick: Kevin & Sami
Greg: Kevin & Sami
PC: Kevin & Sami
Ninja Steve: Kevin & Sami
Platt: Kevin & Sami
DPP: Kevin & Sami
Cook: Daniel Bryan & Shane
Tony: Kevin & Sami
Harry: Kevin & Sami
Big Dave: Kevin & Sami
Eric: Kevin & Sami

Kevin & Sami: 13
Bryan & Shane: 2

Official Chairshot Pick: Kevin & Sami

 

Raw Tag Team Titles: Braun & Partner vs The Bar

So this makes you wonder. If Braun picks a pathetic partner, it makes the whole tag division look like garbage. If Braun picks a comparable returning star, then that opens up a betrayal angle, or also makes you wonder who they heck could beat two monsters. With all that, this match is very dangerous, and WWE could be playing a weird game of chicken between what could be a cool moment, and what will be awkward writing here on out.

Mathew: Braun & Partner
Weigell: Braun & Partner
Andrew: Braun & Partner
Steve: Braun & Partner
Patrick: Braun & Partner
Greg: Braun & Partner
PC: The Bar
Ninja Steve: Braun & Partner
Platt: Braun & Partner
DPP: The Bar
Cook: Braun & Partner
Tony: Braun & Partner
Harry: Braun & Partner
Big Dave: Braun & Partner
Eric: The Bar

Braun & Partner: 12
The Bar: 3

Official Chairshot Pick: Braun & Partner

 

Smackdown Women’s Title: Charlotte vs Asuka

Our lone wolf Greg Demarco, picked the angle that most of us see clearly, but are just hoping against. Asuka’s streak, ability and mystique are what makes her at the moment, but Charlotte is a Flair, and she’s already one of the most decorated Women’s Champions in WWE history. So the only Women’s Grand Slam Champion (NXT, Divas, Raw & Smackdown) vs the undefeated Empress. Should be fun.

Mathew: Asuka
Weigell: Asuka
Andrew: Asuka
Steve: Asuka
Patrick: Asuka
Greg: Charlotte
PC: Asuka
Ninja Steve: Asuka
Platt: Asuka
DPP: Asuka
Cook: Asuka
Tony: Asuka
Harry: Asuka
Big Dave: Asuka
Eric: Asuka

Asuka: 14
Charlotte: 1

Official Chairshot Pick: Asuka

 

Ronda Rousey & Kurt Angle vs Triple H & Stephanie McMahon

We have a lone wolf here too…our Commissioner of Chairshot Radio, PC Tunney. I don’t know, maybe he’s drunk? Ronda is a huge deal, being put in a match to allow for headlines and press clippings. If he ends up being right, good on him. But it’s hard to believe this doesn’t end in Ronda trying to tear off Stephanie’s arm.

Mathew: Ronda & Kurt
Weigell: Ronda & Kurt
Andrew: Ronda & Kurt
Steve: Ronda & Kurt
Patrick: Ronda & Kurt
Greg: Ronda & Kurt
PC: Stephanie & HHH
Ninja Steve: Ronda & Kurt
Platt: Ronda & Kurt
DPP: Ronda & Kurt
Cook: Ronda & Kurt
Tony: Ronda & Kurt
Harry: Ronda & Kurt
Big Dave: Ronda & Kurt
Eric: Ronda & Kurt

Ronda & Kurt: 14
Stephanie & HHH: 1

Official Chairshot Pick: Ronda & Kurt

 

WWE Heavyweight Championship: AJ Styles vs Shinsuke Nakamura

The Wrestle Kingdom 10 rematch the IWC has been anticipating since Money in the Bank. There’s really nothing more to be said than, two fairly over babyfaces, that work well in the ring and whoever wins, sends the crowd home happy. This should be special regardless of Meltzer rating (only Snowflakes matter).

Mathew: Shinsuke Nakamura
Weigell: Shinsuke Nakamura
Andrew: Shinsuke Nakamura
Steve: Shinsuke Nakamura
Patrick: AJ Styles
Greg: AJ Styles
PC: AJ Styles
Ninja Steve: Shinsuke Nakamura
Platt: Shinsuke Nakamura
DPP: Shinsuke Nakamura
Cook: Shinsuke Nakamura
Tony: AJ Styles
Harry: AJ Styles
Big Dave: AJ Styles
Eric: Shinsuke Nakamura

AJ Styles: 6
Shinsuke Nakamura: 9

Official Chairshot Pick: Shinsuke Nakamura

 

Universal Title: Brock Lesnar vs Roman Reigns

The Samoan Sex Machine vs Lesnar has been expected since last year. This has been on a crash course, and only smarks who like to be contrarian will say it hasn’t been built well. Reigns has been received more positively because the overall disdain for Lesnar barely being around is finally outweighing his “special attraction” status. Time to crown a new champion.

Mathew: Roman Reigns
Weigell: Roman Reigns
Andrew: Roman Reigns
Steve: Roman Reigns
Patrick: Roman Reigns
Greg: Roman Reigns
PC: Roman Reigns
Ninja Steve: Roman Reigns
Platt: Roman Reigns
DPP: Roman Reigns
Cook: Roman Reigns
Tony: Roman Reigns
Harry: Roman Reigns
Big Dave: Roman Reigns
Eric: Roman Reigns

Official Chairshot Pick: Roman Reigns (Unanimous)

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Greg DeMarco’s 2025 WWE Royal Rumble Results, Review & Reaction

We are firmly on the Road to WrestleMania, starting with the Royal Rumble! Greg has his initial thoughts and reactions for everyone’s favorite event!

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2025 WWE Royal Rumble stadium

We are firmly on the Road to WrestleMania, starting with the Royal Rumble! Greg has his initial thoughts and reactions for everyone’s favorite event!

It’s the first Royal Rumble in an NFL stadium (thanks to the WWE calendar change), and both Rumble matches feature a star-studded line-up that makes it much harder than you’d think to pick a winner. I was lucky enough to attend one Royal Rumble live, 2019, and it’s always the best way to set the stage for WrestleMania.

Always great to see Stephanie McMahon kicking off a show–the more Stephanie, the better. Apparently we’ve managed to pack 70,000 fans into Lucas Oil Stadium, and if you didn’t know, Pat McAfee loves him some Indianapolis.

With each match you’ll see my picks, in my traditional “Who Should Win?/Will Will Win?” format. I made them in this week’s solo edition of The Greg DeMarco Show, which you can listen to here:

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Women’s WWE Royal Rumble Match

Greg’s predictions from earlier in the week:

  • Who Should Win: Bianca Belair
  • Who Will Win: Bianca Belair

Last year’s winner was Bayley, entering at #3, and she went on to defeat Iyo Sky for the WWE Women’s Championship at WrestleMania 40.

  • Iyo Sky enters #1, and I do love the elevated platform–it’s not really a stage, but it does enhance the overall feel of the show. Old school fans will remember the entrance from Montreal watching Prime Time Wrestling.
  • I feel like Liv Morgan always enters these matches early. I also didn’t realize she’s been in all 8 Women’s Royal Rumble matches.
  • I do love the “ticker” across the bottom of the screen with stats and info during the entrances. Very ESPN, very “Wrestling As A Sport” to me.
  • Gotta say I was hoping for the black canvas (I’m biased), but I’ll always take grey over light blue.

  • We even get “Active” and “Eliminated” in the ticket? I am REALLY digging this.
  • Lyra Valkyria enters to very little reaction–she’s a fantastic talent but has not connected on the main roster.
  • Lyra with the early wardrobe malfunction and we are already slightly derailed, kudos to everyone for getting it together.
  • Interesting to have the secondary champions enter back-to-back, and Indianapolis doesn’t seem to care much about her, either. Maybe I was wrong about this crowd, and maybe my criticism of Lyra was premature.
  • Chelsea thinking she’s dumped everyone and pointing to the sign is a great piece of business.
  • B-Fab enters at #6, and I would assume she has the lowest chance of winning of anyone in the field.
  • Man, B-Fab is still very NOT good.
  • Ivy Nile enters #7, the 5th straight entrant who has zero chance of winning this thing.
  • Also, we are still without an elimination, but probably 10 “hanging on the rope” spots already.
  • Ivy Nile is already more over in Indy than the Intercontinental and United States Champions.
  • Zoey Stark, complete with Barry Windham’s “Stalker” facepaint, enters eighth to continue our run of women with zero chance of winning.
  • Lash Legend enters at #9, and I have a feeling she’s about to win this crowd over.
  • LASH POINTED TO THE SIGN.
  • “Get her on the Fever” – Pat McAfee.
  • Chelsea Green gives us our first elimination, of B-Fab.
  • Bianca Belair enters at #10, really hurting my chances of being right.

  • The crowd definitely picked up with Bianca being in the match.
  • BIANCA IS A MACHINE.
  • Shayna Baszler enters #11, reminding me she works for WWE. Which is sad, I really thought she’d have a hell of a run in WWE.
  • Bayley is #12, and we still have quite the group in this match. Personally I don’t see Bayley being a back-to-back winner.
  • Sonya Deville is in at #13 to complete the PFC trio in this match. I’m sure that’ll work out well for them!
  • Iyo Sky is so good, she saved Sonya’s knee spot and I am sure no one noticed.
  • Maxxine Dupri in at #14, another non-winner, but to her credit she only keeps getting better.
  • With 12 women thill in this match, I have a feeling we’re getting Nia Jax or Charlotte Flair soon to give us a bunch of eliminations.
  • Ivy Nile out, followed by Maxxine Dupri, and the countdown is on!
  • Naomi brings the halfway point with her, entering at #15.

  • All of PFC is gone, and nothing of value is lost (from this match–they are valuable as people).
  • Jaida Parker, entering at #16, comes in to a better reaction than half of the field. Miss Parker has a hell of a WWE career ahead of her.
  • Chelsea Green is so damn good at what she does.
  • And here comes Piper Niven at #17.
  • Will Piper somehow eliminate Piper?
  • Yes – the answer to that question is yes.
  • Naalya enters at #18, her eighth Royal Rumble. She’s a little over 20 minutes away from 3 cumulative hours in Rumble matches.

  • FANTASTIC reaction for Jordynne Grace–that has to raise some eyebrows among leadership.
  • JORDYNNE GRACE IS A STAR.
  • Michin in at #20, as we are up to 10 eliminations.

  • Wade Barrett, Michael Cole, and Pat McAfee crapping all over the wrestling newz sites is amazing.
  • And you can tell Alexa Bliss is THRILLED to be back.
  • Zelina Vega in at #22 to not win the Royal Rumble.
  • HUGE SPOT for Zelina Vega and Jordynne Grace.
  • If you happen to rewatch this match, watch Bayley very closely. It’s a look inside the business–she’s basically an agent in the ring.
  • Candice LeRae enters at #23, and I am reminded that she’s the WWE Women’s Speed Champion. I also wonder if they’ve started piping in crowd noise for these entrances.
  • Of note, we haven’t closed a Royal Rumble PLE with the Women’s Royal Rumble Match since the first one in 2018.
  • Of the 10 women eliminated so far, 6 of them entered #4-5-6-7-8-9.

  • LET STEPHANIE VAQUER HER WIN YOU COWARDS. (Personal opinion, she’s the best women’s wrestler in the world.)
  • #25 already–we are trying to make up some time.
  • Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it’s Trish Stratus.

  • Kinda wanted Jordynne Grace to toss Trish Stratus right there.
  • Piper Niven just kncoked the SH*T outta Trish!
  • Raquel Rodriguez in at #26, and we have 4 more entrants left.
  • Nia, Charlotte, and…..Becky? Nikki? (Bella, that is.)
  • The crowd is NOT HAPPY about Alexa Bliss’ elimination.
  • #1-3 all still in the match.
  • Charlotte Flair and her new face at in at #27.

  • Love Wade Barrett pointing out that Charlotte got pyro. I hope Roman gets his, too.
  • Took Charlotte forever to get her robe off, apparently.
  • Like I’m supposed to believe Jordynne Grace can’t suplex Charlotte Flair?
  • Charlotte definitely brought some fire to this match.
  • Giulia getting almost no reaction is surprising given the reaction of some other NXT talents.
  • Iyo and Liv approaching an hour in the match, along with Roxanne Perez.

  • Nia Jax enters at #29, leaving a surprise for #30? Becky Lynch?
  • Good for Nikki Bella! And she gave someone in the crowd one hall of a souvenir.
  • And now it’s time for the “World vs Nia” spot.
  • Forget Superkick It’s an APRON PARTY.
  • Roxanne Perez just snuck back in without being eliminated.
  • Given who is left, it does seem like this is Charlotte’s match to win.
  • ROXANNE PEREZ IN THE FINAL THREE?

  • LOLCHARLOTTEWINS

Winner of the 2025 Women’s Royal Rumble Match: Charlotte Flair

I don’t love the decision to have Charlotte Flair win the Women’s Royal Rumble Match after being gone for over a year, but she IS Charlotte Flair. This should shock nobody. I know Charlotte Flair is a dream match opponent for Tiffany Stratton in the eyes of many, and if she were to put Tiffany Stratton over at WrestleMania, then I will eat my words and say it was worth it.

Hell of a performance for Roxanne Perez, I haven’t seen the tally yet but I do wonder if she broke the record for longest time in one Rumble.

I could go for a Slim Jim meat stick right about now.

2 Out of 3 Falls Match for the WWE Tag Team Championships
The Motor City Machine Guns (Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin) vs. #DIY (Tommaso Ciampa & Johnny Gargano, champions)

Greg’s predictions from earlier in the week:

  • Who Should Win: DIY (but it doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things)
  • Who Will Win: DIY (but it doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things)

(I won’t be live tweeting or doing a bulleted list for these two matches, likely just the two Rumbles.)

Had to laugh seeing the drone in front of Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin during their entrance.

DIY wins 2 falls to 1, making my prediction accurate. That is small change, though. I liked the match for what it was, but it’s a reminder of Charlotte Flair vs. Ronda Rousey from WrestleMania 38–great match, wrong setting. This was an arena match, not a football stadium match. Yes, that DOES matter. Setting is a huge part of pro wrestling.

NXT Black and Gold will always hold a place in my heart, but part of what made that what it was was the crowd. This wasn’t the crowd for this match. Plus it got around 15 minutes, which is about right for a 1-fall match featuring these four. On TV, counting commercial breaks, these guys get 25-30 minutes.

The Street Profits got involved, eventually attacking everyone. I fully expect a WWE Tag Team Championship Ladder Match at WrestleMania, with DIY, MCMG, the Street Profits, and possibly Pretty Deadly and Angel/Humberto. This was really just the beginning–it was just misplaced on this card.

Winners AND STILL WWE Tag Team Champions: DIY

Michael Cole did also inform us that Roxanne Perez is the new record-holder for longest Royal Rumble performance. Score one for the good guy (me, from my tweet above).

Ladder Match for the WWE Championship
Kevin Owens vs. Cody Rhodes (champion)

Greg’s predictions from earlier in the week:

  • Who Should Win: Kevin Owens
  • Who Will Win: Cody Rhodes

Love that Kevin Owens took down the Winged Eagle Championship during SmackDown last night, and entered with it. Granted, Cody Rhodes has his, too. But KO has a certain  edge to him when carrying that title.

This match was brutal, and whatever they are paying Kevin Owens isn’t enough. Cody Rhodes was beating on KO as a heel would, but he’s a babyface? I know everyone wants “Homelander” Cody, but really he might be more like “Patrick Bateman” Cody. Either way, as great as Cody is (and he is great), there is one missing element. At this point, it’s obvious to me that Cody is the worst babyface in the company. Look at him: THE MAN IS A HEEL.

While I’m glad Cody is fully out of The Bloodline’s shadow, he just needs to beat John Cena at WrestleMania, turn heel, and truly hit his stride. And I want true heel Cody. Chicken sh*t, goons, the whole thing.

Winner, AND STILL WWE Champion: Cody Rhodes

You gotta think Sami Zayn not stopping Cody Rhodes from winning will be a major sticking point for Kevin Owens. Seems like we’ll get Sami vs Kevin at WM41.

Men’s WWE Royal Rumble Match

Greg’s predictions from earlier in the week:

  • Who Should Win: Jey Uso
  • Who Will Win: John Cena

Last year’s winner was Cody Rhodes, entering at #15, and he went on to defeat Roman Reigns for the Undisputed WWE Women’s Championship at WrestleMania 40.

  • Rey Mysterio (Jr) enters at #2, and it’s obvious that gone are the days where randoms would enter at #1 and #2.
  • I believe I said on my podcast (if not, I meant to) that Penta would need to enter #1 or #2 so he can have his pyro.

  • I really hope we get a Lucha Underground reference on commentary.
  • LET PENTA WIN YOU COWARDS! (I know, it didn’t work for Stephanie Vaquer.)
  • PENTA IS A STAR.
  • I do appreciate how they didn’t fight on the apron, instead just got right back into the ring.
  • Chad Gable in at #3, and all we need is for Dominik Mysterio to be #4.
  • That spot looked NASTY, I hope Chad Gable’s knee is okay.
  • Carmelo Hayes in at #4, and I am reminded that we likely get Trick in this match.

  • I know they have a temporary alliance at the moment, but Chad Gable vs. Carmelo Hayes would be an absolute BANGER.
  • KING CUERNO vs PENTAGON JR! #IYKYK
  • That spot was far too similar to what we saw in the Women’s Rumble.
  • Otis in and had some fun.
  • BRON BREAKKER IS A MACHINE.
  • The crowd reaction to Bron Breakker tells me the WWE might make even MORE money in the future.
  • What if Breakker won this match? He won’t, but What If?
  • If not for WWE, I wouldn’t know who IShowSpeed was.
  • Honestly, nothing wrong with what they did with IShowSpeed there.
  • Sheamus enters at #9, and I assume we will see some Beats Of The Bowery.

  • This is the most normal Sheamus’ hair has ever looked.
  • Crazy that this is only Jimmy Uso’s 3rd Royal Rumble.
  • Big Jim definitely got a bulk discount on his new gear. I wonder how many color combos he got???
  • Andrade in at #11, and Wade Barrett points out what I’ve been thinking–why run to the ring?
  • Jacob Fatu enters at #12 and gets his pyro. The rocket ship has been strapped, pal.
  • Ludwig Kaiser enters at #13 and no one not named (Greg DeMarco Show co-host) Patrick O’Dowd cares.
  • Kaiser immediately dumped by Penta, and he’ll probably lose to him on Monday’s Raw, too.

  • We lost Michael for a minute there.

  • I’d actually forgotten that we’d likely get a Joe Hendry appearance, so they got a little pop out of me.
  • I acknowledge you, my Tribal Chief.

  • Roman Reigns vs. CM Punk would be one hell of a match at WrestleMania, just sayin’.
  • Showdowns like Roman Reigns and Bron Breakker is what the Royal Rumble is all about.
  • SPEAR TO ROMAN.
  • That might have been the greatest spear ever.
  • After Joe Gendry and Roman Reigns, Drew McIntyre gets very little reaction entering at #17.
  • Drew McIntyre with the very silky smooth hair tonight.
  • Finn Balor in at #18 and we have our second drone sighting of the night.
  • Something is wrong with Pat McAfee’s headset. Hell of a showing by Penta, by the way.
  • Jey Uso in at #20 to a HUGE pop.
  • LET JE YWIN YOU COWARDS.
  • Poison Rana by Jey???
  • Let’s hope AJ Styles can stick around for a bit this time. (Not necessarily in the Rumble, but in general.)

  • I’d be okay if Braun shaved his head again.
  • Jacob Fatu can literally do ANYTHING and it makes sense.

  • CM Punk, John Cena, and Roman Reigns all in the ring all at the same time? YES PLEASE.
  • Now add in Seth Rollins? This is the greatest Royal Rumble of all time.
  • The current field: Seth Rollins, CM Punk, John Cena, AJ Styles, Jey Uso, Drew McIntyre, and Roman Reigns. That is ABSURD.
  • The only man who can follow all that talent is indeed Dominik Mysterio. This is about to be amazing.
  • Imagine if Dom wins. I mean, just imagine it.
  • With the addition of Sami Zayn, the storylines in this Rumble right now are insane.
  • Damian Priest, who is probably challenging Shinsuke Nakamura at WrestleMania, enters at #28.
  • Two more to go. Any surprises?
  • LA Knight, who I forgot was in this match, enters next.
  • I kinda expect him to move to Raw in this transfer window.
  • Ah yes, Logan Paul. I also forgot he was on this.
  • We’ve had a Nic Nemeth and now a Ricochet reference tonight. I love when you’re WWE, and you are comfortable talking about (almost) ANYBODY.

  • He didn’t, by the way. Opportunity missed.
  • Final 6: Roman Reigns, Jey Uso, John Cena, CM Punk, Seth Rollins, Logan Paul… STAR. STUDDED.
  • Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins – the WrestleMania Main Event we never got.
  • YESSS!
  • Brilliant spot to have Logan Paul eliminate CM Punk.
  • Final 3: John Cena, Jey Uso, and Logan Paul. Two of my picks are left.
  • The action on the outside between Rollins, Roman, and Punk drives home how important the Rumble is to the competitors.
  • And then there were 2: my Who Should Win vs. my Who Will Win.
  • Please God let Jey Uso win this thing.
  • (And that’s not a slight against John Cena.)
  • YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Winner of the 2025 Men’s WWE Royal Rumble Match: Jey Uso

Just like the sign said: EAT. SLEEP. YEET. MANIA. I am so damn happy for Jey Uso. You can tell John Cena was as well, along with Michael Cole. And probably everyone in the entire company. Jey Uso is the success story.

As for the match? Well obviously this is a knee jerk reaction, but eff it–this is the best Royal Rumble Match they have ever put on. The early action was fun and exciting. But from the time Joe Hendry’s music hit to the moment Jey Uso pushed John Cena off of the apron, this match was insane. I think Roman Reigns coming in at 16 was a huge part of that. Once Roman is in the match, you are watching to see a) what he does, and b) if he’ll get eliminated. CM Punk eliminating Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns was beautiful, and then Logan Paul tossing CM Punk was even better. If that leads to Rollins vs. Reigns and Logan vs. Punk at WrestleMania, you can take my money.

My money is a Peacock membership, which is automatically charged. But still. Take it.

If John Cena wins it’s still probably the best Royal Rumble Match of all time. But Jey Uso winning makes that an undisputable fact.

Overall Thoughts on the 2025 WWE Royal Rumble

  • The Women’s Royal Rumble was decent to good. Loved Roxanne getting the Iron Woman treatment, but in the end it’s another chapter of LOL Charlotte Wins.
  • I need to rewatch DIY vs MCMG because I was on the phone when my son called. Maybe I will enjoy it more on a second viewing.
  • The ladder match was brutal but the end result was expected. Cody is still missing something, and I think that something will continue to be missing until he turns heel. He’s just overshadowed by too many of the other babyfaces.
  • The Men’s Royal Rumble Match was the best Royal Rumble match they have ever put on. Great action in the early half, and from 15 (Joe Hendry) on, it was amazing. The storyline movement with CM Punk, Roman Reigns, and Seth Rollins was (here’s that word) cinema, and having the most over wrestler in the company not named Roman Reigns win, and doing so by eliminating the odds-on favorite, was perfect. I’m biased because Jey Uso was my pick, but it was the perfect ending to what was probably as close to perfect as a Rumble match has been since 1992.

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