Impact Coverage
Ja’Von’s IMPACT Wrestling Live Report (7/26/18)
Official Results:
Petey Williams vs “The Bone Soldier” Taji Ishimori: “The Bone Soldier” Taji Ishimori via pinfall
Rebel vs Tessa Blanchard: Tessa Blanchard via pinfall
Johnny IMPACT vs Trevor Lee: Johnny IMPACT via pinfall
Brian Cage(c) vs Matt Sydal( IMPACT X-Division Championship): And STILL X-Division Champion Brian Cage via pinfall
Play by Play:
Cold Opening:
IMPACT opens with a cold opening recapping Slammiversary from this past Sunday.
Austin Aries’ Championship Address:
IMPACT World Champion Austin Aries kicks us off tonight with a championship address following his victory over Moose this past Sunday.
Still the champ.
Still the greatest.
Still The Truth. #IMPACTonPop @AustinAries pic.twitter.com/OGBxjn9xD5
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
Aries gets a mixed reaction from the crowd and thanks them but days he knows his name. Aries goes on to say that everyone is saying that IMPACT put on one of the best ppvs ever. He then goes on to put over the rest of the roster and says that Moose and him put on a classic world championship match.
👀👀👀@AustinAries telling it like it is! #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/PotE02LjYo
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
Aries says that holding the world championship means that there is no one in the industry better than him. He then takes shots at promotions doing scripted promos saying they aren’t the best. Aries says that he goes from promotion to promotion winning titles which makes him the best. Aries then issues an open challenge to any wrestler from any promotion for a world championship match. Eddie Edwards sneaks up behind Austin Aries and assaults him with the same kendostick that Tommy Dreamer gave him at Slammiversary.
.@TheEddieEdwards wants @AustinAries' IMPACT World Championship. #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/G6F2MhkiG7
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
Eddie Edwards now seems obsessed with the IMPACT World Championship.
Petey Williams vs “The Bone Soldier” Taji Ishimori:
Petey Williams makes his way to the ring for the opening match of the night. Taji Ishimori makes his way to the ring for the match as we go to break.
The Bone Soldier is in action NEXT! #IMPACTonPop @taiji_ishimori pic.twitter.com/JBydpUzJf0
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
Back from break and the bell rings and here we go. Collar and elbow tie up with Ishimori getting the advantage for only a second as Petey locks in a wristlock. Taji rolls through and sends Petey into a corner to create separation. Petey goes up and over leading into a tilt a whirl headscissors then hitting a drop toe hold into a dropkick that was counter into a roll up not even for a one count as Petey kicka out then goes to the apron to hit a slingshot codebreaker.
.@iPeteyWilliams slingshots in from the apron to take out Ishimori. #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/QCbGFh8bkk
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
Williams sets Ishimori up in the corner then holds him down while singing the Canadian National Anthem. Ishimori then takes vontrol of the match by hitting a senton from the apron. Petey gains control with a little bit of offense with a couple of forearms. Taji fights back and brings Petey to the mat then locks in a chinlock to weat him down Petey fights back and makes his way to the bottom rope to break the hold. Taji still in control and doubles over Petey but he fights back with a back elbow and takes a reprieve in the corner. Taji rushes him but gets countered by a boot from Petey. Williams then hits a crucfix pinning combination for a two count. Petey then takes down Ishimori and looks to set up the Canadian Destroyer but Ishimori fights back and stuns Williams with a kick. Ishimori then sends Petey into the corner with a running dropkick. Ishimori looks to hit the 450 but Williams moves out of the way but Ishimori counters and hits a double knee drop to the chest. Ishimori would then hit a modified DDT on his knee for the victory.
Bloody Cross hands @taiji_ishimori the victory. #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/CXxtJqhoX2
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
Winner: “The Bone Soldier” Taji Ishimori: via pinfall
After the match there was a show of respect
Respect between two amazing competitors and former X-Division Champions. #IMPACTonPop @iPeteyWilliams @taiji_ishimori pic.twitter.com/ncfVjqFHkQ
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
but that was soon broken up as The Desi Hit Squad assault both Petey Williams and Taji Ishimori.
The Desi Hit squad has made a statement at the expense of Taiji Ishimori and Petey Williams. #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/od81Z2yPZe
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
Anthony Carelli formerly known as Santino Marella in WWE is interviewed backstage and introduces one of his students who is having a tryout at IMPACT today. Austin Aries interrupts the interview and challenges him to a match but Carelli isn’t medically cleared so Aries challenges his student instead.
.@milanmiracle and @AustinAries aren't going to be friends anytime soon. But Aries will face one of Anthony's students NEXT WEEK! #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/VzPph2BN0g
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
Rebel vs Tessa Blanchard:
Rebel makes her way to the ring for the match.
You know when a character in a film says the title of the film during the movie? @RebelTanea has arrived in the Rebel Entertainment Complex! #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/eef0jVpil5
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
Tessa makes her way to the ring for the match.
#TessaIsForever @Tess_Blanchard #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/gkSnnstO4J
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
The bell rings and Tessa and Rebel jaw jack each other. Tessa goes for a clothesline but Rebel counters with a split followed by a rollup for a nearfall.
.@RebelTanea using her amazing flexibility to her advantage. #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/5XKzOPMBj3
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
Tessa then catches Rebel in the corner and stomps on her then picks her up and hits her with a forearm. Tessa then has Rebel on the ropes and hits a running dropkick to the small of her back. Tessa then goes for the hammerlock DDT but Rebel counters and rolls up Tessa for a two count. Rebel stays on the attack and hits a front face suplex into a split for another nearfall. Rebel goes to the top but Tessa counters and hits a hangman’s DDT then followed by the hammerlock DDT for the victory.
.@Tess_Blanchard celebrates her birthday with a victory as her momentum continues. #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/4mrSPBWwPF
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
Winner: Tessa Blanchard via pinfall
Back from break and we see a video package promoting that Bound For Glory will take place this October in New York City.
Scarlett Bordeaux Ringside Interview:
The newest knockout Scarlett Bordeaux makes her way to the ramp for an interview. Alicia welcomes her to IMPACT. Scarlett says her name is “The Smokeshow” Scarlett Bordeaux. Scarlett says this is a perfect time to be a knockout. She says that there is a revolution in women’s wrestling. She says that she is an activist and revolutionary like Cardi B. She then takes the microphone from Alicia and tells her to sit down. Scarlett says she is here to make wrestling sexy again.
Welcome to IMPACT Wrestling @Lady_Scarlett13.
Somebody has to help @CyrusOverHuge pick his jaw up off the floor. #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/f6iatQZlCK
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
We see Matt Sydal talk about his match against Brian Cage last Sunday when he lost the X-Division Championship. He says that he is confident that he will become a two time X-Division champion tonight.
Back from break see a recap from the mask vs hair match this past Sunday. Pentagon Jr says that yhey both suffered but he has the ultimate prize and that’s Sami’s hair.
.@PENTAELZEROM has won the ultimate prize – @TheSamiCallihan's hair! #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/InuHlp6Wna
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
Johnny IMPACT vs Trevor Lee:
Trevor Lee accompanied by Caleb Konley makes his way to the ring for his match.
The Cult of Lee is here! #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/qifvTbxGEi
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
Johnny IMPACT makes his way to the ring for the match.
The Mayor of Slamtown is back to rule his kingdom! #IMPACTonPop @TheRealMorrison pic.twitter.com/f5XFLrT6d3
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
The bell rings and here we go. Collar and elbow tie up Johnny pushes lee into the corner but backs up and allows lee to escapes. Another collar and elbow tie up and Trevor pushes Johnny into the corner this time. IMPACT then gains control and hits takes down Lee and wears him down. Johnny then begins to pick up speed by hitting Lee with a chop then hits the ropes and hits Trevor with a dropkick. IMPACT goes for more offense but gets tripped up by Caleb which distracts IMPACT and allows Trevor to take down Johnny. Lee puts IMPACT in the corner and lays in the punches and stomps. Johnny looked to break free and go on the offensive but gets caughtand put down for a two count. Lee then hits IMPACT with a backbreaker on his knee for another two count. Lee distracts the referee which allows for Calbe to get involved. Lee then taunts the crowd which allows for IMPACT to gain control of the match. Johnny goes to the apron and hita a springboard move which leads to both men laying on the mat. Both guys get back up and begin to trade blows. Johnny picks up speed and hits Lee with a superman forearm in the corner followed by a big kick. IMPACT goes to the top looking to hit Starship Pain but Lee grabs the referee which allows for Caleb to get involved again but Johnny kicks him away. Johnny looks to jump off the top but rolls through as Lee got back up. Trevor then hits the huge double stomp which leads to a nearfall.
.@TLee910 SMASHES IMPACT into the mat with a standing double stomp. #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/WkZcjn9J3P
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
Johnny then fights back and hits a running kick and goes for Starship Pain again but Caleb gets involved again. IMPACT then decides to take out both guys
WOW! @TheRealMorrison takes out both @TLee910 and @calebkonley with an INCREDIBLE dive to the outside! #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/cYNovm8kuB
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
then brings Trevor back in the ring and hits Starship Pain for the pinfall victory.
Starship Pain and @TheRealMorrison picks up another big win! #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/Qbijwrd5su
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
Winner: Johnny IMPACT via pinfall
After the match Johnny grabs a mic and says that he can even explain how it feels to be back. He puts over the roster and says that his goal from day one is to become IMPACT world champion. IMPACT says that he has unfinished business first with Kongo Kong and Jimmy Jacobs. IMPACT says their time for talk is up and says that he will not rest until he takes Kongo Kong to Slamtown in the IMPACT Zone.
.@TheRealMorrison hasn't forgotten what @RealKongoKong did to him in this clip from the April 19th episode of IMPACT and he's out for revenge. #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/KJ8Sbkd6zB
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
Back from break and we see a recap of the Knockouts Championship match from this past Sunday at Slammiversary.
Allie is interviewed backstage and is asked what is next for her after her lost at Slammiversary. Allie says that she allowed for Tessa to distract her. She says that she wishes that she sas there for Rosemary and Madison. Kiera Hogan shows up and says that she is going to help Allie take out Su Yung. Allie says her time has come.
.@realsuyung took @MadisonRayne out at Slammiversary. After what happened to her and @WeAreRosemary, @AllieImpact isn't about to stand idly by while The Undead Bride dominates the Knockouts.
And @HoganKnowsBest3 is right by her side! #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/LUWqTNvNji
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
GWN Flashback Moment of the Week:
The GWN Moment of the Week featuring Alex Shelley and @SuperChrisSabin vs. @MattJackson13 and @NickJacksonYB. #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/F6yDDfOEH7
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
We see Joe Hendry, Grado, and Katerina backstage. Hendry gives Grado a Joe Hendry shirt. Eli Drake shows up and gives Grado a gift as he tries to bury the hatchet between them. Grado opens the gift and it’s a picture of Joe and Katerina. Grado ask them is this love and the two of them get very defensive and says they are going to throw the picture in the bin.
.@TheEliDrake has gotten @gradowrestling a present. It's a photo of @katarinasinfamy and @joeshendry together. Looks like he wants to stir the pot. #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/gVoS2x6KU2
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
We see KM and Fallah Bahh backstage and they talk about their lost last week to The Desi Hit Squad. KM says that he was born with a mean streak and that they need to find his mean streak. As their walking and talking KM is taking people’s stuff, knocking things out of their hands, and tossed a guy into a wall.
A mean streak comes naturally to @ImpactKM. But can he bring out @FALLAH1's nasty side? #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/MsYxo6nQ24
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
We see another video package about Killer Kross and he says his goal is to ruin as many lives as possible.
We see The OGz in their own clubhouse and King says that he expected more out of LAX and Konan. He say they may have won the battle but not the war. He says that he did what he was going to do and that was crucifix Konan. King says that the young boys let their titles slip by. King says that he hasn’t heard anything from Konan and LAX.
The OGz have tagged the IMPACT World Tag Team Titles. @MadKing1981 claims that means the belts now belong to them. @Ortiz5150 and @SantanaLAX aren't likely to take this lying down. #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/GmsadAZc5y
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
Back from the break we see the oVe cam and oVe is in the bathroom after the mask vs hair match from this past Sunday and Sami is pissed about how he looks with his head shaved. They then run into a guy in the bathroom and force him to say Sami is pretty they then shave the guy’s head.
Having his head shaved may have made @TheSamiCallihan MORE unhinged.
He just shaved another man's head for even looking at him.
With @TheJakeCrist and @TheDaveCrist by his side he may be more dangerous than ever. #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/JeKgcGjgNO
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
Brian Cage(c) vs Matt Sydal( IMPACT X-Division Championship):
The challenger Matt Sydal makes his way to the ring to try and regain the X-Division Championship. The NEW IMPACT X-Division Champion Brian Cage makes his way to the ring to defend his new championship. The bell rings and here we go. Sydal jaw jacks Cage then tries to get the jump on Cage with a kick but Brian sidesteps it and tosses him into the corner. Sydal then tries to gonfor a crucifix but Cage counters and sends Matt to the floor. Cage then grabs him and tries to slam him on the apron but Sydal counters and lands on his feet followed up by a kick to the face of Cage. Sydal then goes for a meteora but gets caught and tossed right into the steel post by Cage as we go to break.
THIS IS INSANE! @MrGMSI_BCage just POWERBOMBED @findevan into the ringpost. #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/XqCGVJTzEO
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
Back from break and Cage is in control as he sends Sydal hard into the corner. Sydal regains control and knocks Cage out onto the ramp followed by going to the top and hitting a flying meteora.
.@findevan comes FLYING off the top and connects with the knees to @MrGMSI_BCage on the ramp. #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/SYzRAU8HEN
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
Back in the ring Sydal kicks Cage and brings him to the mat and locks in a submission but Brian Cage fights back but Sydal continues to fight and has Cage grounded. Matt hits a running kick for a nearfall. Cage fights back and hits a running hurricanrana followed by a pumphandle slam.
Hurricanrana by @MrGMSI_BCage! #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/4cwWykn8M7
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
Cage picks up Sydal but Matt counters and plants Cage on the mat for a two count. Sydal would then go to the top and hit a big splash onto the back of Cage for a nearfall. Cage fights back a hits a flurry of offense including a 619. Cage would then go for ankther pumphandle but Sydal counters and hits him with a big kick. Cage fights back and gains control of the match and hits a F5 for a nearfall. Sydal fights back and hits another huge kick but Cage would comeback and hit the drillclaw for the pinfall victory.
Drill Claw CONNECTS!
And STILL IMPACT X-Division Champion – @MrGMSI_BCage! #IMPACTonPop pic.twitter.com/PCY1IkHAJd
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) July 27, 2018
Winner and STILL X-Division Champion Brian Cage via pinfall
My Score: 6/10
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Coverage
Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 11.14.2024
The first episode after fresh tapings! How does TNA try to pivot and make a sensible card after the cobbled together last two weeks?
Well now we’re starting with a new set of tapings, and I don’t think I heard about any crazy injury issues. So let’s see what is supposed to make sense going into Turning Point, because let’s be honest, since Scott left the stories have been inane, the booking has been questionable at best and even though the hype of the TNA name being back is probably driving attendance for major events…let’s not act like this has been “good” in the last 8 months.
Here’s to hoping Genesis kicks off some semblance of logic in the storytelling, because if these shows are mostly bad and only carried by a handful of decent matches or entertaining vignettes every couple of weeks…that ain’t enough.
But hey, I guess we’ll see…right? Why do I have a feeling this week will suck?
Ratings:
- KC Navarro w/AJ Francis vs Mike Santana: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
- Alan Angels & Jake Crist vs The Rascalz: Rascalz win via Feed Em to the Lions – *
- The Northern Armoury (Josh Alexander, Judas Icarus & Travis Williams) vs Eric Young, Steve Maclin & Jonathan Gresham: Josh wins via C4 Spike – **
- Ryan Nemeth vs Joe Hendry: Hendry wins via Standing Ovation – **
- Rosemary vs Jada Stone: Rosemary wins via As Above So Below – Squash
- Nic Nemeth vs Brian Myers: Nic wins via Danger Zone – ** 1/4
Results:
KC Navarro w/AJ Francis vs Mike Santana
Navarro is a punching bag early on, he thinks he outsmarts Santana a few times but pays for the arrogance, but it is very entertaining. From not being able to Roll-Up Santana cause Navarro is too small or getting kicked into AJ’s arms like a small child. But finally AJ being out there pays some dividends for Navarro…or not, never mind, one Suicida and then Santana no sells a few chops and ragdolls Navarro. Navarro tries to use some of his speed to catch Santana off guard a few times, but Santana catches him, blocks the Rana, turns it into the Wheelbarrow Overhead Facebuster, transitions into a Sitout Powerbomb for 2, and the Spin the Block puts Navarro away.
No one should be surprised, but KC is a gem, he’s money money…yeah…yea.
Alan Angels & Jake Crist vs The Rascalz
Jake being back is always nice, but Angels is more like an Albatross. Rascalz pull off the ACS Rush as an ode to the MCMG and The ABC combination flurry. So nice feel good babyface stuff. Half Nelson Suplex from Angels on Miguel after some cheating and suddenly Rascalz are on the receiving end. After some slow and arrogant heel offense, we finally see Trey snap off a Suplex and get Wentz in for the hot tag. Simultaneous time, Jake and Wentz are in, and Wentz is beating the hell out of the Golden Draw. Wentz tags Trey, they go for some tandem stuff but Angels rips Wentz out of the ring, Jake pulls off the Marufuji Kick Corner Combination to get space, Trey looks for the Meteora, Angels picks the foot and tags in, combination Kick into Splash from Angels…and…Wentz makes the diving save.
Wentz starts flying around with Trey, stereo corner attacks, assisted Dropkicks, a flurry of offense, FEED EM TO THE LIONS! Wentz dives out on Jake and Trey gets the pinfall.
The right team went over, but I can’t care when Angels is involved.
Spitefire has a terrible and cringe promo, that I refuse to embed. The fact I’m even mentioning it is enough to question my sanity.
The Northern Armoury (Josh Alexander, Judas Icarus & Travis Williams) vs Eric Young, Steve Maclin & Jonathan Gresham
The dorks of the Armoury are getting manhandled by the babyface or tweener team. I don’t know which jabroni is which, and I refuse to learn because they suck. We go to picture in picture once they heels take a few shortcuts and get the upperhand, so nothing of great impact happens. The bald jaborni is in the ring with Maclin when we finally come back, Bell Clap, Backfist but Maclin hits the Busaiku Knee to stop the attacks. Simultaneous tags EY and Josh are in! EY comes out hot, a few right hands, Neckbreaker, Tombstone Piledriver reversal into the Youngblood Neckbreaker for two! EY tries to knock down the jabronis on the apron and Josh takes the chance to hit a few German Suplexes and simultaneous tags again.
Gresham and hair jabroni do a Fighting Spirit spot that Gresham gets the best of for a while, but the standing switches go against Gresham, hair jabroni trips him, PK into a Elbow Drop Variant. Looks for the tag team tandem move with his imbecile buddy, Up in the Clouds gets countered, but numbers game works in the heels favor. The jabronis feed Josh, try to set up the C4 Spike but they get grabbed out of the ring, Gresham counters the C4 with a Double Legged Cradle, Gresham gets a few moves in and goes to the top, jabronis attack Gresham, Sudden Silence nearly wins the match until Maclin bull rushes one into the Pinfall.
Lots of just schmoz spots, eventually EY hits the Spicolli Driver, Caught in the Crosshairs from Maclin on Josh, EY looks for the Macho Elbow but Maclin won’t stop pummeling Josh. EY and Maclin have a moment, but this becomes a comedy of errors with all the babyfaces trying to cover the other’s back and Josh drives Maclin into EY, hits the C4 Spike and I can’t find myself caring enough about this match or about 1/3rd of the participants names.
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Ryan Nemeth vs Joe Hendry
Hendry starts off by saying he has a directors cut, and it’s the same, so solid joke. The crowd chants “One More Time” so he plays it again and then Ryan attacks. Ryan gets like 30 seconds of offense and doesn’t really do much, Hendry starts firing a few Uppercuts that seem to rock Ryan more than anything he’s done. Ryan manages to ground Hendry and go for a Sleeper Hold that Hendry of course charges up back to his feet, fights out of, but Ryan drives the Shoulder into Hendry’s gut in the corner and goes back to the Sleeper spot for Hendry to fight back up from, but Ryan pulls the hair to pull him down.
Very basic match so far, Rude Awakening from Ryan as he goes to the top rope…jaws at the crowd who’s chiding him, and Hendry gets up and throws him from the top. Hendry fires a few punches, two Lariats, Sack of Shit into the Kip Up and spin around to start the Standing Ovation stomp…gets him up and down! Hendry wins to no one’s surprise.
Rosemary vs Jada Stone
So we get a Rosemary enhancement match instead of something moving Lei Ying Lee and Savanna Evans’ story further? What are we gonna get a dumb vignette or something instead of actually building up lesser established talent? And yes, I’m just going with stream of consciousness because no one cares about this. Rosemary will win, it’s an enhancement match, Rosemary will play with her food until she decides she’s bored. Spear into As Above So Below, the crowd goes…to get snacks.
Nic Nemeth vs Brian Myers
Nic looks for the Superkick immediately to reference their last WWE match, but Myers powders, Nic gives chase and then Myers cuts him off and lands a few early shots. Two big sternum first Irish Whips, rope choke, and okay Nic slips the Press, connects with a Dropkick and then returns the Irish Whips in kind. Nic smashes Myer’s face into a turnbuckle, turns it into a Head and Leg Cradle for 2. Body Slam from Nic, he sets up for the Superkick but Eddie gets involved to stop it and the ref sees, so kicks him out. Nic is too busy waving and teasing Eddie, Myers tries a Roster Cut from the blind side but Nic ducks it and Myers spills to the outside. Alisha gets in the way to stop Nic’s momentum and Myers rams him into the apron and then throws him into the steps before hitting his Raven pose and we go to picture in picture, so nothing worth talking about will happen. Just plodding offense, rest holds and we’ll probably come back in time for the babyface to make a comeback.
Oh look we come back from PiP, Nic with a cut off comeback, but Manhattan Drop gets countered and Nic connects with a Dropkick to start his comeback. Two Lariats, Shot to the Heart Elbows, tunes up the band…but Myers ducks and cowers so Nic has to adjust. Myers hits a big Gamengiri into an Implant DDT for 2! Myers looks for the Roster Cut, but Nic catches him in a Jumping DDT into the FameASSer for another two count! The referee checks on Myers, Nic looks to tune up the band again and Lish uses Kendra to wack Nic a few times! Spear from Myers! Only a two count. Hendry leaves the announce desk and just picks up Lish and walks out with her kicking and screaming. Myers is distracted, so he eats a Superkick into Danger Zone, aaaannnddd Eddie attacks Nic after the win.
Hendry comes back out with Kendra, beats on Myers and Eddie, nearly hits Nic but stops himself and they have a tense moment. But Hendry made the save with only stares and tension being shared between him and Nic, nothing more.
The show also goes off the air with a weird vignette of Maclin getting into his vehicle and this weird Country Christian “I Will Rise” somber song playing. They’re really trying to make it seem like he’s chewing on that stuff EY said? Do it in the ring, not through a dumb vignette with an obscure song.
Overall Score: 0/10
Give me my 2 hours back! I was lenient last two weeks because they were working around injuries that probably affected some bigger stories, but this was a fresh set of tapings and we get this car crash soaked in diarrhea? Shoehorning in attempts at logic and random matches because of dumb reasons, whoever is booking, be it Delirious, Dreamer, NOSAWA, Tua Tagovailoa’s CTE…I don’t know, but fire them, not once, but twice. Send Dahyun or Nayeon to soften the blow and make sure the Twice joke lands, but just fire the booker.
I don’t even have anything positive or reflective to say about this episode. It was bad, whatever it set up for next week is stupid, so many matches that shouldn’t be booked because there’s no tension. Like there’s been plenty of bad episodes and strings of terrible television, but this was offensively stupid and a time waste.
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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 11.7.2024
Moose challenges for the X Division Championship and Wendy Choo & Rosemary have their Demonic NoDQ grudge match!
Well tonight’s show we should get some solid action and hopefully some build toward Turning Point and Final Resolution as we round out 2024. Moose challenges Speedball for the X Division Championship, the other half of the Elegance Clique will wrestle Jody Threat to solidify their Knockouts tag bid, Demon battle as Wendy Choo and Rosemary have it out and then there’s the matter of if Joe Hendry will find a way to get another shot at the World title when he didn’t lose it cleanly.
So there’s a few bites to take out of this apple, let’s see if we have to spit in the face of anyone who isn’t cool.
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— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) November 6, 2024
Ratings:
- Tasha Steelz & Alisha Edwards vs Jordynne Grace & Masha Slamovich: Masha wins via Sleeper Hold – ** 1/2
- NoDQ Match: Wendy Choo vs Rosemary: Rosemary wins via As Above So Below – ** 1/4
- Heather by Elegance w/ASH & Personal Concierge vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna: Jody wins via Pop-Shove-It – **
- X Division Championship: Speedball Mike Bailey (c) vs Moose: Moose wins via Lights Out – *** 1/2 – TITLE CHANGE!!!
Results:
Tasha Steelz & Alisha Edwards vs Jordynne Grace & Masha Slamovich
Alisha going for the ole Bob Orton gimmick and walks out with the neck brace on even though she’s medically cleared to compete. I appreciate it.
Tasha tries to tie up with Jordynne to start, and as you can imagine, that doesn’t go well. Shoulder Tackle sends Tasha into her corner, she tags to Alisha, Alisha tries to hype herself up for a Test of Strength, Jordynne wins with one hand and Lish complains about her injured neck so the referee breaks the Test of Strength and Lish tags out quickly. Tasha comes in and Jordynne tags out, Masha works over Tasha, Masha tags out, quick tandem Suplex, Jordynne goes for a Scoop Slam and Vader Bomb but Lish picks the ankle causing Jordynne to fall on the ropes. Tasha with the Back Stabber, and Lish calls to get tagged back in and tries to sink in a Sleeper Hold, but Jordynne fights through and Lish tags out as soon as things start to go against her.
Tasha connects with a PK, twerks in Jordynne’s face and Jordynne just slaps her ass as she gets up. Tasha tries a Satellite DDT, but Jordynne stops it and counters into a Sidewalk Slam. Tags out to Masha and Masha runs over Tasha, big Capo Kick for the pinfall but Lish breaks it up. Masha gets distracted with Lish, Tasha Codebreaker causes Masha to tag out. A few Vader Hammers into the Backfist, but Tasha ducks the Backfist and hits the Blackout! Masha breaks up the pin and Tasha tags out to Lish. Heels try to double team Jordynne but she shrugs both off, Masha goes for the Blind Tag, walks in and barely even locks in the Sleeper Hold and Lish taps out soo damn fast.
Lish is a great character. The fact that she gets her gimmick over more than trying to just to derpy moves makes her matches enjoyable. She gets pro wrestling.
NoDQ Match: Wendy Choo vs Rosemary
The video package I put at the top of the article makes this split make a ton of sense. Rosemary has abandonment issues, but The Hive decided on a preemptive strike. So if anything it babyfaced them both, but how do you babyface demons? Let’s see.
They start off just exchanging Head Smashes into the corner, Wendy gets the best of it, goes for her Diving Nap Elbow, Cartwheel Forearm and High Bootwash, but Rosemary slows down Wendy with The Upside Down. Wendy manages to escape and tie Rosemary into the Tree of Woe, she hammers away, tries to get her pillow but Rosemary counters and sends Wendy into the steps. Rosemary starts taking Wendy to task on the outside, cables and weapons, as she throws Wendy back into the ring and tries to use her cane for extra leverage in a submission, but Wendy fights through, both level each other with Lariats, do a double zombie rise and go to the corner, Wendy hits the Monkey Flip, grabs her pillow finally and starts using it in her offense. Night Night with the Pillow off the middle rope, but Rosemary kicks out at two. Sleeper attempt from Wendy but Snapmare into a Spear gives Rosemary the wi-oh Wendy kicked out.
Rosemary grabs the cane, Wendy tries to counter with a Full Nelson Bomb, but Rosemary bites her and manages to lock in the As Above So Below with the Cane, and Rosemary wins.
Well that match was fine, and now it looks like we’re getting another filler match because of the injuries from tapings. So TNA is bringing back From the Vaults to cover for the lost time. At least there’s a precedent so it doesn’t seem too silly and I appreciate them trying to give people something they haven’t seen in lieu of just throwing out a Golden era match or something.
TNA From the Vaults: June 15, 2024, Mustafa Ali w/Campaign Singh vs Mike Santana
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Joe Hendry comes out to talk after the Rascalz vignette. And I almost wanted to be mad at more talking, but Hendry has a meme music video about Ryan Nemeth! He sets it up as going through all of his accomplishments and its as simple as “He’s Nic Nemeth’s brother…the end”. It was all to set up a challenge to Ryan, but I’m glad Hendry just went for the obvious joke and steered hard.
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The vignettes have been pretty damn good this episode. And it looks like Genesis is back for 1.19.2025. You know, Hard to Kill hasn’t been announced, so maybe the name belongs to Scott D’Amore so they’re going back to Genesis as their lead PLE. Little disappointed by that, but business is business.
Heather by Elegance w/ASH & Personal Concierge vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna
Heather yanks Jody off the ropes during her entrance and takes a few cheap shots. The referee gets space, Jody of course wants to fight so the match begins and Jody starts beating the hell out of Heather. Vader Hammers in the corner, Exploder Suplex, throws Heather into the ropes, looks for her Double Knees/German spot, but ASH picks the ankle and causes a distraction. Heather takes advantage and hits the Satellite DDT, and starts stomping a mudhole into Jody. As the ref pulls off Heather, ASH gets in a few hair pulls and cheapshots as Heather lands the Hesitation Dropkick and gets a two count.
Jody fights back up to her feet, but Heather slips it and uses the hair to drag down Jody, DDT and another near fall. Heather tries to rain down some Elbows and keep Jody down, but Heather is 4 foot nothing, so it’s easy to get eye level with her. Jody Snap Suplex, runs over Heather with a few Lariats, Big Boot sends Heather into the ropes, Double Knees/German spot finally goes off. ASH hops up to the apron, Dani neutralizes them and Heather manages to pull the distracted Jody face first into the Turnbuckles, Diving Crossbody from Heather, but Jody catches her and Pop-Shove-It lands! Jody wins.
X Division Championship: Speedball Mike Bailey (c) vs Moose
Speedball is living up to his name and just coming out of the gate quick, Running Front Kicks, Triangle Moonsault to the outside, but as soon as Speedball panders to the crowd a little, Moose manages to catch him with a few kicks. Moose misses two Chops into the post though, so his left hand is already a target. They still fight on the outside, Drop Toe Hold from Bailey as Moose’s hand ricochets off the steps, Bailey goes for the PK, but misses! Let’s all remember Bailey wrestles barefoot, so…he just soccer kicked steps. That can’t feel good.
Since the match started with about 30 minutes left in the show, I’m not surprised about a commercial break. So when we get back, Moose is focusing the foot and leg, Bailey tries to fire off the ropes but Moose pops him onto his shoulders and just throws him into the corner buckles from the middle of the ring. Strong Irish Whip has Speedball looking more like a Pinball. Bailey blocks a charging Moose, perches and Moose tries the Go to Hell, but Bailey counters with a Frankensteiner! Running Shooting Star attempt but Moose rolls away and he gets up to just slam Bailey’s knee into the mat. Speedball goes for a fast Double Leg Cradle, but Moose gets out and Uranage bounces Bailey off the mat like a basketball.
Slowing things down, Moose goes for the Abdominal Stretch, tries to add leverage but Bailey manages to use the injured hand against Moose. A little back and forth as Moose Sunset Flips but Bailey blocks the grab from Moose and just executes the Backflip Knees! Moose takes an opportunistic shot at Bailey’s injured leg, and we go to another commercial. We come back and Moose flips Bailey onto the apron, Bailey manages a kick to rock Moose to the outside and lands a Springboard Corkscrew Senton. Rolls Moose back in, SHOOTING STAR PRESS…but only a two. Bailey ain’t Billy Kidman or Jushin Thunder Liger, so it’s not a finish. Both men start throwing strikes with their injured limb since its their go to strike. Chops from Moose, Round Kicks from Bailey, both start powering through the pain and go for the strikes harder before Bailey tries a few locomotion Cradle attempts but a GAME CHANGER levels Bailey! Moose tries to follow up and Bailey counters with a Code Red also only for two!
Moose retreats to the corner, Tornado Kick lands! Ultima Weapon set up but Moose hits the Million Dollar Drop Kick to counter! Both jockey with counters on the top before Bailey gets the best of things with an Avalanche Poison Rana! Bailey tries Ultima Weapon again, connects on a doubled over Moose…BUT MOOSE KICKS OUT! Tornado Kick attempt again, but Moose connects with LIGHTS OUT! Bailey powders, but Moose with another LIGHTS OUT on the outside! Moose throws Speedball back in the ring, flips off the crowd and slowly gets back in, third Lights Out attempt, but Small Package counter for two! Superkick from Bailey! Bailey goes for a Springboard Reverse Crossbody and Moose catches him midair with the Spear! Sets up…LIGHTS OUT! Moose is the X Division Champion!
Trent Seven comes out afterwards to console his tag team partner, but after a few feel good minutes, Trent with the Low Blow and a Seven Star Lariat!
Overall Score: 7/10
Fun vignettes, a pretty good TV main event even with two commercial breaks, a heel turn, solid story matches that weren’t atrocious and Trey Miguel’s best work to date. I love Wentz, but aside from the Dez references, Trey had the best lines in the Treehouse segment. Also First Cla$$ was pretty great with their reactions to Santana. And as I said during the article, Lish’s overselling of the neck and ridiculousness was actually fantastic.
So even if the match quality was a little underwhelming, and we got a filler From the Vaults match; given the reasons and potential alternatives…I was entertained the entire time. Really curious what the hell Rosemary will be doing now since she’s got abandonment issues and no longer in any title picture. But hey, questions are good to have, because it makes you want to know the answer.
Still a little sad that Hard to Kill might have been a Scott specific event. It really helped to kick off this resurgence and is so well named for the company that’s been around 22 years and everyone’s been saying is dead in the water for at least 15 of those years. Genesis is classic…but it ain’t Hard to Kill. Also we might get my goofy fantasy book idea of Feast or Fired World Title Briefcase, Option C, Gauntlet Trophy and Nemeth & Hendry being involved in a King of the Mountain match at Genesis. With so many “money in the bank” style concepts, the cluster of cash ins is bound to happen eventually.
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