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Joe’s AAA Results & Review (Ending 9/30)

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Murder Clown and La Parka vs Monster Clown and Taurus (Dave the Clown)

So Dave the Clown is coming out even though he isn’t booked for the match. There are a lot of clowns in AAA. I’m not gonna change what the billed matches are since AAA doesn’t do it either. I’ll put in parenthesis next to the guy he’s replacing. We have three clowns in the match. Crazy. Dave and Monster take out Parka pretty quick and go to work over Murder Clown. Catch Murder Clown this Thursday to see him presumably destroy Joe Hendry.

Another side bar since there’s a lot of posturing in this match. AAA’s La Parka gets a lot of shit, especially since he can’t really work good anymore, but it’s not his fault AAA decided to put someone else under the La Parka gimmick once Adolfo Tapia left for WCW. And he’s gotten over with the fan base in his own way. They’ve known since 2003 they’re both different guys when LA Park exposed it to a magazine. Maybe something else for the opinion piece.

Back to the match, Dave and Monster hit a top rope suplex to Murder Clown. Parka starts to make a comeback, hitting a a head scissors take over on Monster, then a chokeslam on Dave. Then a pretty nice arm drag on monster. Then he goes for a double arm drag where he bounces off the rope but completely messed it up. He back drops Monster to the outside and then goes for a middle rope dive but is stopped. Murder clown then hits an over the top dive. When they get back up, Monster clown kicks Parka below the belt, then Dave the clown does it to Murder Clown. And surprisingly the heel ref awards them with the win. Parka and Murder Clown win via DQ.

Winners: La Parka and Murder Clown

Texano Jr, Rey Escorpion, and La Mascara vs Pimpinela Escarlata, Maximo, and Mamba

The mercenaries come out and waste no time beating them up. They’re just mugging them and giving them no space to breathe. Texano rammed Maximo’s head into his crotch. I don’t want to sound repetitive, but all that’s happening right now is the Mercenaries punching and beating the crap out of the three. It’s like they met them on the street to fight. After so long the exotico’s finally make a comeback and get all the mercenaries out of the ring. They all kiss the mercenaries bodyguard. By the way an Exotico is a man dressed in drag.

Now they’re starting to beat on the Mercenaries on the outside. Maximo and La Mascara agree to mee in the ring. That doesn’t last long as Texano comes in. They start posing to the crowd now. Texano takes his vest off and the women go crazy. He’s very built and he speaks English. Just saying indie promotors. Him and Maximo are exchanging chops in the middle of the ring. Sort of like the fighting spirit spot in New Japan. Maximo and Mamba hit dives to Texnao and Escorpion. Escarlata and Mascara were left in the ring. Mascara kicks him in the balls for the DQ. The Exoticos win via DQ

Winners: Pimpinela Escarlata, Maximo, and Mamba

Psycho Clown and Dr Wagner Jr vs Jeff Jarrett and El Hijo Del Fantasma

So the foreshadowing I had with AAA and advertising people for shows that don’t show up was for this. Jeff and Konnan cut a promo towards Dr. Wagner and they didn’t even mention he wasn’t here. Which would have worked storyline wise to make them seem like heels with a point. Instead they just kept advertising Wagner knowing he wasn’t here. Now the brunt isn’t that big because he is replaced by a returning Blue Demon Jr whom the crowd loves too. Still, I just don’t know why promotors can’t advertise honestly. To CMLL’s credit, they do. Obviously Blue Demon Jr is the son of the big 3 of Luchadors, Blue Demon. And of course he comes out before Psycho Clown. Guess I’m starting to understand the Roman Reigns comparisons.

They pose to the crowd in the beginning, and you know you’ll get more theatrics with Jarrett being in the match. Clown and Demon go for dives but are met with chair shots by Fantasma and Jarrett. Jarrett is using the chair to beat on Psycho Clown. Fantasma tries pulling at the mask of Blue Demon in the ring. He’s not his father but I imagine his mask is worth something too. Jarrett and Fantasma try to double them but Demon hits a big hurricanrana on Fantasma and Clown knocks Jarrett out of the ring. He then goes for a middle rope dive. He brings Fantasma to the announce table and hits a michinoku driver through the table. He then does a cross body off the guard rail when Fantasma gets up.

While that is happening Blue Demon and Jarrett are brawling. Blue Demon hits Jarrett with a computer monitor. They all get back in the ring and Psycho Clown hits a big power slam on Fantasma for a two count. Fantasma shoves the ref in disagreement and Clown hits a back stabber on him. Jarrett comes form behind and hits Clown with the stroke. Clown kicks out. Jarrett can’t believe it. Psycho starts to run wild on them and then hits a big back breaker on Fantasma. Then he puts Jarrett’s face in his crotch. And suddenly Blue Demon turns Pscyho Clown around and kicks him below the belt, then Jarrett hits him with the guitar for the pin. Jeff Jarrett pins Psycho Clown after a guitar shot.

After the match the mercenaries come out to beat on Psycho Clown and take his mask. The exoticos come out to his rescue. Announcers are stunned that Blue Demon turned on Psycho Clown. I wonder if they do that as a feud next.

Winners: Jeff Jarrett and El Hijo Del Fantasma

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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (5/9/25)

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SmackDown is in O-H! I-O!

24 hours before Backlash and his Undisputed WWE Championship defense, JOHN CENA is on SmackDown! Will Dayton, Ohio get an Attitude Adjustment?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • LA Knight & Damian Priest VS Solo Sikoa & Jacob Fatu; Knight & Priest win.
  • Chelsea Green & Piper Niven w/ Alba Fyre VS Zelina Vega & ???
  • Aleister Black VS Carmelo Hayes; wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Nia Jax VS Jade Cargill; wins and will challenge Tiffany Stratton for the title.

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Backstage interview with Damian Priest.

Byron Saxton catches the Archer of Infamy at gorilla and knows his match is moments away. Byron brings up tomorrow night’s Fatal 4 Way for the United States Championship at Backlash, how is he feeling? Priest says he was good with just getting his hands on Drew McIntyre. But now the idea of becoming a two-time US Champion and getting his hands on Drew, that’s pretty… Oh, there he is. LA Knight steps up and wishes Priest all the luck in the world. But Knight is in that match tomorrow night, too, and anyone who gets in his way of the title, the backlash will be swift and severe!

But tonight, Knight & Priest take on Solo & Fatu, and what they gonna do? Priest is glad Knight brought that up. They’re facing two of the baddest men on this entire roster. Priest isn’t worried about having Knight’s back, but about Knight having his. Knight says he came in here with a clean conscience, trust wasn’t an issue, but now alarm bells are going off, Priest is acting a little sus. Here’s the deal: If Priest has Knight’s back, Knight has Priest’s. If you do dirt, you get dirt, so don’t make Knight give you dirt. Let’s do the thing, hit his music! YEAH!

Knight leads the way into battle, but will he and Priest be rolling into Backlash after tonight? Or will it be all gas, no brakes with it, YADADA MEAN!?

LA Knight & Damian Priest VS Solo Sikoa & Jacob Fatu!

The teams sort out but Priest and Knight argue. Solo CLOBBERS Priest and tells Knight to get out! The bell rings as Solo fires off on Priest more! The fans boo, Solo soaks it up, then throws more hands. Solo CHOPS, HEADBUTTS, then fireman’s carries, but Priest fights free to BELL CLAP! Priest then KICKS, KICKS, and KICKS! ROLLING ELBOW! Solo wobbles, goes to a corner, and Priest ROCKS him again! Priest runs corner to corner to BACK ELBOW! solo staggers, Priest runs to RUN Solo over! The fans fire up and Priest roars at Fatu. Priest wrenches Solo, knuckle locks, and goes up the corner. Priest goes Old School with the CROSSBODY!

The fans rally up, Priest winds up, and Priest runs, only for Solo to bail out! The fans boo but Priest goes out the side. Priest runs in around the way, uses the steps to leap in, and AX HANDLES Solo down! Fatu stares Priest down and Priest dares Fatu to do something. But then Knight WRECKS Fatu with a dropkick! Priest tells Knight he didn’t need that, but Knight says he was gonna do that because the title will be Knight’s again. They argue that point while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Knight tells Priest to focus on Solo and Priest puts Solo in the ring. Priest storms in but Solo UPPERCUTS! Priest comes back to ROCK Solo! Priest JABS and ROCKS Solo again and again in the corner, the ref counts, but Knight tags in. Priest is annoyed by that but he lets it slide. Solo takes a swing on Knight but Knight blocks to counter punch! Knight stomps away on Solo, the ref counts, but then Priest tags in. Knight lets that slide, and Priest whips Solo. Solo reverses, Priest grabs ropes and he ELBOWS Solo away! Fatu takes a swing, Priest dodges, and then Priest DECKS Fatu! But Solo LARIATS Priest up and out!

Solo argues with the ref, and Fatu CLBOBERS Priest! Knight protests but the ref has him stay back. Priest drags himself up with the desk, Solo tags Fatu, and Fatu fires hands! Fatu HEADBUTTS Priest, stalks after him, and SMACKS him off the barriers! Priest staggers away but Fatu is right on him, to SMACK him off the apron! Fatu puts Priest in, whips him to a corner, and Priest hits buckles hard! Priest falls to the mat, but Fatu puts him on the ropes to COHKE! The ref counts, Fatu stops at 4, but Solo HEADBUTTS Priest down! Solo soaks up the heat and Fatu throws hands. Fatu HEADBUTTS Priest down, then HEADBUTTS him again!

Fatu HEADBUTTS Priest again, tags in Solo, and they mug Priest. SmackDown returns to single picture as Solo clamps on a shoulder claw! Priest endures and fights up while the fans rally. Priest stands and pries the claw away, but Solo CLUBS him! Solo talks smack, but Priest ROCKS him! Priest reaches for Knight but Solo grabs his hand! Priest throws hands but Solo holds on! Priest still reaches out, still throws hands, but Solo dodges to BLAST Knight! Priest ELBOWS Solo down, but he doesn’t have anyone to tag! Solo SPLASHES Priest from behind! SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Priest stays in this but Solo tags Fatu.

Fatu runs and SENTONS! The fans are torn but Fatu HEADBUTTS Priest down! And HEADBUTTS again! Fatu shouts all gas, no brakes! He HEADBUTTS Priest down, runs corner to corner, and HIP ATTACKS! Fatu snarls, he tags in Solo, and the fans boo. Solo soaks up that heat, then runs in, but Priest WHEEL KICKS Solo down! The fans fire up as Solo and Priest stir, and Knight rises! Priest and Solo crawl, hot tags to Fatu and Knight! The fans fire up as Knight fires haymakers on Fatu! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Knight whips, Fatu reverses, but then Knight didges the splash! JUMPING NECKBREAKER!

Knight scoops Fatu for the POWERSLAM! Knight mocks the geeking out, then spells it out! “L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!” ELBOW DROP! Knight then kicks and B F- NO, Fatu powers out, swings, but into a BIG back suplex! Knight goes to the corner, he spells it out again, but Priest tags in! The fans boo and Knight is indignant, but Priest winds up to LARIAT Fatu down! Priest brings down the straps and he takes aim. But Knight manages to tag in! The fans cheer but Priest and Knight argue, Solo CLOBBERS them both! SUPERKICK on Knight! Solo stands Knight up for the SAMOAN- NO, Knight spins that around to B F T!! Cover, Knight & Priest win!

Winners: LA Knight & Damian Priest, by pinfall

The dysfunction didn’t stop them from winning, but now Knight and Priest start shoving! Then they start throwing hands! And Fatu CLOBBERS them both! The fans are torn as Fatu HEADBUTTS Knight then POSTS him! Then he POSTS Priest! HIP ATTACK for Knight! HIP ATTACK for Priest! And repeat! Fatu geeks out and the fans fire up! Fatu grabs his belt and holds it up. The fans in Dayton cheer the Samoan Werewolf, but wait! CLAYMORE!! The Scottish Terminator takes Fatu down! The fans boo but now McIntyre holds up the belt. Will McIntyre complete his Grand Slam by destroying three other men to do it?

 

R-Truth is cheering on Cena… in the parking lot…?

Jimmy Uso walks over and asks what Truth is doing. Truth says Cena is in the house tonight to talk Backlash. It is on! Uh, but Cena sucks, though. Whoa! Truth’s childhood hero says you should never give up, but sounds like Jimmy threw in the towel. Jimmy says No Yeet then heads out. Will Truth be the only one in the locker room on Cena’s side?

 

Backstage interview with Drew McIntyre.

Byron catches up with Drew and asks why he laid out Fatu, and Drew says it was a message to the Werewolf. Tomorrow night, Drew puts a silver bullet in him! But shouldn’t it be 1v1? Didn’t Drew win that #1 contender’s match with LA Knight? Didn’t Knight bring up the outside interference? Drew is a big details guy, cuz the devil is in the details. LA Knight shouldn’t have been in that match cuz he lost at WrestleMania! That’s BS! And speaking of BS, why is Priest in this match?! Drew told Priest that at Mania he would beat Priest in front of the world, in front of his family, brother, sister, father and mother, and he did that fair and square.

But Priest can’t succeed without Drew! Priest is rewarded with a spot in this match! BS!! And Fatu, the baddest dog in the yard, that’s who Drew wants to face. And when Drew wins, he’ll become a Grand Slam Champion. But Drew has some advice for Fatu so listen closely. “The problem when you’re all gas and no brakes~, is things are great when you’re mowing everybody down. But eventually, with no brakes, you hit a brick wall. And that brick wall is your next United States Champion, Drew McIntyre!” Drew heads out, will he make Backlash into a human demolition derby?

 

The Green Administration holds a funeral service…?

Alba Fyre says today, they are here to celebrate the Women’s US Championship reign of Miss Chelsea Green. But then Nick Aldis turns the lights on as he and Zelina Vega walk in. Aldis asks what in the world is going on. Piper Niven says sorry, this is a family and friends only event. Do they have clearance to be here? It’s HIS office! Chelsea say Alba was about to give one of the greatest #Eulogirlies, aka Eulogy for the Girlies, ever! She is in mourning! Zelina says spare us the crocodile tears. She’s mourning something she lost fair and square. So pathetic. Chelsea says Zelina doesn’t understand cuz she has zero friends!

Oh, wow, Zelina has zero friends? Well, maybe Chelsea & Piper should face Zelina and her non-existent friend in a match tonight. Aldis likes where this is going. Okay, then, see you in the ring tonight. Bye~! Zelina leaves, Chelsea says she is going through too much to do this! But she has no choice, that match is next! Just who does Zelina have in her corner to help against the Green Regime? We find out, after the break.

Chelsea Green & Piper Niven w/ Alba Fyre VS Zelina Vega & ???

 

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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (5/9/25)

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ROH? On a Friday? AND on YouTube?!

That’s right! ROH is on a Friday evening, and free on YouTube! Bandido VS Gringo Loco, and Red Velvet VS Laynie Luck, all on the Proving Grounds! Will contenders earn golden tickets to title opportunities? Or will the champions stand tall in Atlantic City?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Satnam Singh VS ???
  • Pure Rules Match: Deonna Purrazzo VS Ashley Vox; wins.
  • Jay Lethal VS Atlantis Jr; wins.
  • Spanish Announce Project VS Blake Christian & Lee Johnson; win.
  • Marina Shafir VS Leila Grey; wins.
  • ROH Women’s World Television Championship Proving Ground: Red Velvet VS Laynie Luck; wins and
  • ROH World Championship Proving Ground: Bandido VS Gringo Loco; wins and

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[Due to scheduling conflicts, coverage will be on delay]

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