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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (1/5/19)

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Ring of Honor Wrestling Television, Episode 381

ROH begins 2019 with the beginning of a new era! The Bullet Club Elite have left, who will fill the power vacuum left in the roster?

 

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Proving Ground match: Luchasaurus VS Jeff Cobb; Cobb wins.
  • Kelly Klein VS Nikki Addams; changed to…
  • WOH World Championship: Kelly Klein VS Nikki Addams; Klein wins and retains the WOH World Championship.
  • ROH World Championship Contenders Four Corner Survival: Chris Sabin VS Flip Gordon VS Marty Scurll VS Dalton Castle w/ The Boys; Castle wins and faces Jay Lethal for the ROH World Championship at Honor Reigns Surpreme.

PLAY BY PLAY

ROH Final Battle 2018 is in the books!

The American Nightmare, Cody, challenged the Franchise Player, Jay Lethal, for THE ROH World Championship in an epic rematch from their first encounter at Final Battle 2016. Cody put it on himself that this would be his final ROH event and that he would win, but it would not be, as Lethal made him tap out! Lethal retains his title and enters 2019 on top! Meanwhile, SoCal Uncensored defended the World Tag Team Championships in a Triple Threat Ladder War! Frankie Kazarian and Scorpio Sky would battle The Young Bucks and The Briscoes, but the champions would not retain. The team to bring the titles down from high above would be #DemBoyz, Jay & Mark Briscoe! The Briscoes now reign as historic 10 Time ROH World Tag Team Champions!

But perhaps the biggest news of all is that with contracts running out and no titles keeping them here, The Bullet Club’s Elite have made the decision to leave ROH! There is a change coming now that Cody, Hangman Page and The Young Bucks will be absent, who will take advantage of this opportunity?

 

Ian Riccaboni and various ROH stars are in the ring!

Riccaboni wishes everyone a Happy New Year and speaks on Jay Lethal retaining his title at Final Battle. He points out that the four men in the ring with him–The Peacock, Dalton Castle; The Villain, Marty Scurll; the now solo Chris Sabin; and the #FutureLegend, Flip Gordon–have all earned a shot at the world title at one point over the last year. Sabin brought Lethal to his limits in a #ProvingGrounds time limit draw. Flip won the #SeaOfHonor tournament on the Cruise of Jericho. Castle is the former champion who still has his contractual rematch to be granted. And Scurll won the 2018 #SurvivaloftheFittest tournament, and kept that title opportunity after defeating Fallen Angel, Christopher Daniels. These four men will compete in a Four Corners Survival to determine which man gets their shot first, at Honor Reigns Supreme! Riccaboni now gives an introduction to THE ROH World Champion– Matt Taven?

Matt Taven heads to the ring, surprisingly without The Kingdom, holding on to his purple title belt that he claims is the “Real ROH World Championship”. And as such, Taven thanks “the biggest Melvin” Riccaboni for speaking so highly of him. Taven did defend and retain his title at Final Battle against Castle. But no one in the ring deserves a shot at Taven. Flip won a tournament while everyone was on vacation. But it’s good to see Flip’s face again, because his nose was buried so far up the Bullet Club’s collective ass for so long. And did Taven go through time? Taven respects Sabin’s career, but did we all go back to 2012 when Sabin was relevant?

And Taven’s personal favorite, Marty Scurll. Where are all his friends? Guess you have to meet height requirements to catch the train to Jacksonville. Scurll is actually the least deserving, because at both Supercard and Best in the World, Scurll came up short. As for Castle, didn’t he just hear Riccaboni? Taven defended his title, that counts as The Peacock’s rematch, so he should “fake another injury” for a bit. Taven doesn’t see any of them worthy of a title shot, and the person that does is going to earn that shot. Just like him, “Because IIII’M Matt Taven.” But then Jay Lethal finally appears, and gets in Taven’s face! Lethal and Taven argue over the legitimacy of Taven’s clearly illegitimate title belt. Taven lifts his belt, but Lethal slaps it out of his hand. Lethal raises his belt, and Taven SPITS on it! The fight is on!!

Security and referees hurry to pull the real world champion and the “real” world champion apart. Castle and the other contenders don’t mind if they fight, but we go to break as ROH officials look to calm things down.

 

Proving Ground match: Luchasaurus VS Jeff Cobb!

This 15-minute time limit match pits two monsters of the ring! The kaiju of the Temple looks to make a huge impact, but can he conquer the Hawaiian Hulk?

The Code of Honor is upheld between the ROH World Television Champion and newcomer. The bell rings and Luchasaurus hits Cobb with a heel kick! Cobb goes down, Luchasaurus covers, TWO! Luchasaurus drags Cobb up, but Cobb breaks free of the choke grip. Luchasaurus boots the clothesline to cartwheel and headscissors Cobb to the mat, aka Snake Bite! Fans fire up as Luchasaurus runs for the spinning buzzsaw! Cover, TWO!! Cobb survives but Luchasaurus runs in for a huge meteora, then again for another knee. But Cobb catches him, for the swinging suplex! Cobb drags Luchasaurus up to CHOP and forearm and uppercut Luchasaurus. He fires off palm strikes, but Luchasaurus knees back. Luchasaurus hops up but Cobb DROPKICKS him!

Cobb chops Luchasaurus then climbs up to join him. SUPERPLEX! Cobb crawls to a cover, ONE!? So Cobb standing moonsaults! Cover, TWO! Luchasaurus lives but Cobb keeps his cool. Fans rally up as Cobb brings Luchasaurus up. Cobb reels Luchasaurus in for a lariat, but Luchasaurus stays standing. Cobb tries again but Luchasaurus only staggers. Luchasaurus handsprings to dodge Cobb’s third try, then feints a superkick to hit a roundhouse! Luchasaurus choke slams and standing moonsaults! Cover, TWO!! Cobb continues to survive while we go to break.

ROH returns from break as Luchasaurus brings Cobb up for chops. Luchasaurus calls for a finish as he scoops Cobb, but Cobb slips out and shoves him to a corner. Cobb hits a LEAPING uppercut! Cobb runs back in but Luchasaurus goes up and over for a SUPERKICK and then a calf kick! Luchasaurus drags Cobb to the drop zone before climbing up top. Cobb springs up and rocks Luchasaurus with another uppercut. Cobb and Luchasaurus brawl as Cobb climbs again. Luchasaurus resists but Cobb still gets the SUPER Belly2Belly! Cobb drags Luchasaurus back up, for a piledriver! But he’s not done there, he gives Luchasaurus a Tour of the Islands! Cover, Cobb wins!

Winner: Jeff Cobb, by pinfall

Luchasaurus gave Cobb quite the fight, but in the end, the Polynesian Powerman denies him a shot at the title. What will it take for someone to stop Juggernaut Jeff Cobb?

 

ROH looks back at Final Battle’s WOH Championship Fatal 4 Way!

Sumie Sakai had already put together an impressive reign as the inaugural WOH World Champion, but she wanted to challenge herself. She took on Madison Rayne, Karen Q and Kelly Klein, but not even the Ray of Sunshine could survive such talented challengers. In the end, the Gatekeeper finally gets the gold she waited so long for, and is now the second-ever WOH World Champion! And speaking of Kelly…

Kelly Klein VS Nikki Addams!

The Pretty Badass dominated the women of ROH long before the division was official. Now she feels vindicated by finally having that belt around her waist. Can the new champion make this New Year her year?

Addams shows Klein the proper respect while Klein picks up a mic to speak. “Some of you may know we have a new WOH World Champion.” Klein defeated three women in one match. So then, starting right now, “every single one on one match with me will be for the WOH World Championship.” The Gatekeeper is a fighting champion! Will she regret her boldness? Or is this her building her legacy so that it outshines the Ray of Sunshine?

WOH World Championship: Kelly Klein VS Nikki Addams!

The belt is raised and Klein offers the Code of Honor handshake. Addams respects Klein but she knows that’s just a trick. So Klein rocks Addams with a forearm! The bell rings and Addams hits back! Addams fires off European Uppercuts then runs corner to corner for a forearm smash. She whips Klein corner to corner but misses the boot. Klein throws Addams down then stomps her out at the ropes. Klein drags Addams around for cravat and brings her to the mat. The Pretty Badass grins as she grinds Addams while we go to break.

ROH returns and Addams is free of the cravat. Klein drags her up to lift but Addams fights out. Addams fires up and backhands Klein to a corner! Addams runs in corner to corner for a chop, then whips corner to corner. She hits Klein with a boot this time, then covers, TWO! Klein is tough but Addams fires up. The fans rally as Addams climbs. Klein stops her and yanks her off the top! Cover, TWO! Klein is furious but she keeps on Addams with the fireman’s carry. Addams fights out and sunset flips, ONE! Klein rocks Addams with a knee! Cover, Klein wins!

Winner: Kelly Klein, by pinfall; still WOH World Champion

The Gatekeeper keeps her title, and has her first defense in the record books. But Klein doesn’t need to look too far for her next challenger, because Jenny Rose heads to the ring! The American Joshi is no stranger to Kelly Klein. After all, she did chip Klein’s tooth. Jenny congratulates the champion, but says there’s still unfinished business between them. And so, Honor Reigns Supreme will see their 1v1 match upgraded to a title match with Klein’s declaration. How about Jenny raise the ante and make it a Street Fight?! Fans like the sound of that but what is Kelly’s answer? “I will see you in the streets of Concord!” Challenge accepted, but will Klein already regret her fighting champion challenge?

 

Brian Milonas finds Beer City Bruiser at, well, the bar.

Is Bruiser still sulking of Silas Young and Bully Ray? Bruiser and Brian may have been the Bouncers for the better part of a year now, but Silas and Bruiser go back 18 years! Silas has cut off Bruiser, even when they’re in the same room! Milonas tells Bruiser they know where Silas goes, it’s the locker room! Go and get in Silas’ face, so that good or bad, you can get past it! Bruiser admits Milonas has a point. What will happen when BCB confronts the Last Real Man face to face?

 

ROH shares highlights from an Honor Club exclusive.

It was a star-studded 8 Man Tag where Jay Lethal, Flip Gordon and The Best Friends took on Cody, Hangman Page and The Young Bucks. With The Elite departing, this was meant to be a heartfelt good-bye from ROH’s best, but it was ruined by ROH’s worst! Bully Ray led Silas Young, Shane Taylor and The Briscoes in an assault on all eight men in that match! See the entirety of this dream match turned nightmare scenario on Honor Club’s On Demand.

 

The pulse quickens.

2018 is over but 2019 is just beginning. Do you feel your heart racing? Take a deep breath, because it’s coming. But when and where will we see it?

 

ROH looks back at Scurll VS Daniels at Final Battle.

The Fallen Angel knew time was running out for him in ROH. He dared The Villain to put his Survival of the Fittest tournament shot on the line, and Scurll accepted the challenge. Scurll would target Daniels’ vulnerable neck, and then put on the Chickenwing Crossface. Daniels couldn’t endure and had to submit. Daniels lost his last chance, but fans told him “Thank You, Daniels!” for the years he devoted to this company.

Christopher Daniels heads to the ring!

The Fallen Angel has no title shot, but he has the respect and admiration of the fans. Daniels picks up a mic as fans again chant “Thank You, Daniels!” Final Battle 2018 is history, but not a good night for SCU. Kaz and Scorpio are recovering from “one of the most brutal matches they’ve ever had in their careers”, while Daniels had everything to lose and everything to gain, yet lost. There’s only one thing left, and that is to say good-bye. Fans chant “No! No!” but Daniels vows to take his memories from here, from the first main event with Low-Ki and Bryan Danielson, to that first ROH Championship 60-minute Ironman match in 100 degree weather, Daniels wants to remember each and every opponent he’s ever had. Those opponents became his comrades, his friends, and his family. Daniels will remember the satisfaction of finally holding the ROH World Championship.

“There comes a time when the memory of a man becomes more important than the man himself”, so Daniels asks and begs the ROH fans to remember Daniels as a man who “gave every bit of his heart and his soul” to be the best he could be every time he stepped into this ROH ring. Daniels gets a bit emotional, but tells everyone here and watching around the world, “I thank you, I love you, good-bye.” The fans give Daniels a standing ovation because that is what he deserves. But then Joe Koff appears on stage. Koff thanks Daniels. This all started last year, and now it comes to closure. They’ve had their differences over the year of 2018, but Koff tells Daniels that he did something at Final Battle that made Koff rethink this situation.

When Daniels defended Cary Silkin, the real reason ROH exists, Koff saw that Daniels wasn’t trying to save his job, but that he loves the company and what it stands for. Therefore, Koff offers Daniels a 2019 contract! Daniels is as thankful as anyone, and hugs Silkin and Koff for this. Koff and Daniels shake hands, but Shane Taylor attacks from out of nowhere! Taylor shouts at Koff, “That’s the piece of trash you give a contract to?!” Taylor says he’s the man around here! He should get a contract! Taylor puts Daniels in the ring but Daniels slingshots right back out! Daniels throws hands and chops! But Taylor throws Daniels into a post!

Taylor drags Daniels and throws him into barriers head first! The Notorious Hitman puts Daniels in the ring, then brings a chair with him. Taylor rocks Daniels with a knee, then picks up the chair. Taylor SMACKS Daniels on the back! Daniels writhes as Taylor sets the chair down. Taylor drags Daniels up and says Daniels will only be remembered as the guy Taylor took out. Greetings from the 216, on the chair!! Fans boo and jeer, but Taylor ignores them as he tears up the contract, to stuff it down Daniels’ mouth. Insult to injury to say the least, but will there be consequences for Taylor’s actions?

 

Zack Sabre Jr. is coming to ROH TV!

It will be episode 382 when the Submission Wizard makes his television debut! Who will step to him and #JustTapOut?

 

ROH World Championship Contenders Four Corner Survival: Chris Sabin VS Flip Gordon VS Marty Scurll VS Dalton Castle w/ The Boys!

The REAL World Champion joins commentary to watch this match, but he also watches his own back because of the fight he had with Matt Taven earlier tonight. Taven was escorted from the building, but The Kingdom could still be lurking. Will Lethal make it through the night?

As for this match, the solo Motor City Machine Gun, the Captain of Flip Army, the Villain and The Peacock all fight to be first in line against Lethal! Who wins this star studded main event to move on to Honor Reigns Supreme?

The four men circle but Scurll decides to back out and let the others fight it out. Fans applaud and then rally behind Scurll as he watches with them. Castle doesn’t mind, he’ll take Sabin and Flip on. The three circle and Castle pushes Sabin to waistlock Flip. Flip standing switches and Sabin runs in, but Castle boots him away. Castle elbows Flip and then CHOPS him. Castle runs but Scurll trips him up! Scurll drags Castle out and they start shoving, but Flip wrecks them both with a dropkick! Flip skins the cat but Sabin clubs him from behind. Sabin lifts but Flip slips out of the suplex. Flip waistlocks but Sabin standing switches, but Flip switches back. Sabin switches, Flip switches, repeat, but then they both decide to DIVE onto Castle and Scurll!

Fans fire up with Sabin and Flip, but Flip gets the fans chanting for him. Sabin shrugs it off and grabs Scurll. He puts Scurll in the ring and leaps for a missile dropkick! Scurll rolls back out as Flip puts Castle in. Sabin gives Flip his space to springboard missile dropkick Castle! Flip and Sabin shake hands, and then they work together on Castle. They double whip but Castle ducks and double clotheslines them back! Scurll returns but Castle clotheslines him down! Scurll rolls back out, so Castle builds speed. The Peacock fakes the others out to STRUT, and we go to one last break!

ROH returns once more, and Flip switches with Castle. Castle buck him off to knee him down. Castle deadlift gut wrenches to powerbomb Flip down! Flip gets to ropes but Castle is on him with haymakers. Castle whips Flip but Flip holds ropes, only for Castle to clothesline him out. Sabin returns to knee Castle against the ropes, then wrings out the arm. Castle rolls through but gets an enziguri and Penalty Kick! Scurll returns and ducks the enziguri, saying he’s too smart for that. Scurll enjoys the applause but Sabin fights back. Sabin runs but into an uppercut. Scurll runs to hop over and SUPERKICK Sabin! Fans fire up for Scurll as he skins the cat. Flip is there waiting because he’s smarter than Scurll.

Scurll turns around into Flip’s CHOP! But Scurll gives a CHOP back! Scurll eggs Flip on and Flip CHOPS back. Scurll CHOPS, Flip CHOPS, and repeat! Flip goes overhand, Scurll fakes Flip out to dropkick the legs out! Because Scurll is smartest of all. Scurll grabs the legs for the deathlock, but then Castle comes back. Castle grabs Flip for a crossface! But Sabin gets Scurll with an abdominal stretch! Then a dropkick sends Scurll down onto Castle, breaking all the holds! Fans rally up as Sabin has his pick. Sabin goes after Castle but Castle rocks him with a right. Flip SUPERKICKS Castle, then runs. Scurll hits a roaring elbow on Flip! But Sabin enziguris Scurll! All four men are down but the fans fire up. The fans chant “Fan Up!” as The Boys give power to Castle.

Sabin and Scurll stand, and Sabin boots Scurll away. Scurll leaps up to join Sabin on the top rope, but Sabin shoves him away. Castle and Flip go after Scurll, but Sabin leaps for a TRIPLE crossbody! Scurll stands but Sabin grabs him. Sabin uses Flip and Castle for the tornado DDT! Scurll rolls out while Flip and Castle get to corners. Sabin boots Castle, then he elbows Flip. Then he leaps at Castle, only to be caught in a saido suplex! Castle runs at Flip but Flip dodges to CHOP Castle back! Flip puts Castle up top, Kinder Surprise and Samoan Pop! Standing shooting star, cover, but Scurll breaks it just in time! Scurll bails out but Sabin wrecks him with a dropkick. Sabin runs but Flip intercepts with a 619!

Flip climbs but Sabin climbs up. Flip shoves Sabin away but Sabin comes back for a SUPER STEINER! But Flip’s to his feet, and runs at Sabin. Sabin puts Flip on the apron then runs side to side, but Flip uses Matrix kip-ups to dodge! Flip swing kicks back, but Scurll grabs him in the Electric Chair. Sabin gets on the apron, Penalty Kick Doomsday for Flip! But then a Penalty Kick to Scurll! Fans fire up as Castle runs at Sabin. Sabin shoulders then slingshots, but into BANGARANG!! Cover, Castle wins!!

Winner: Dalton Castle, by pinfall; challenges Jay Lethal for the title at Honor Reigns Supreme

And there is our world title match! Lethal leaves commentary to join Castle in the ring. Lethal offers Castle a handshake, and Castle accepts it. The Peacock may not have won against Matt Taven, but can he defeat the real ROH World Champion for the real title soon enough?

 


 

My Thoughts:

A pretty great episode to start ROH’s 2019 that also acts as a partial go-home to Honor Reigns Supreme. I’m surprised to hear Kelly Klein, the Heel, is choosing to be a fighting champion to the point that every singles match with her will be for the title by default! Klein is a uniquely prideful Heel, and I could see this being her outdoing Sumie just on her ratio of defenses within days as champion. Klein VS Rose in a Street Fight sounds great, and having No Disqualifications can help ease some of the sloppiness I recall from their previous televised match. I don’t think Klein will lose, because she only just got the title and only just started on her self-imposed fighting champion challenge. She might not even lose until Tenille Dashwood returns, as part of the mystery attacker story.

I really appreciate that they’re touching more on the two ROH World Championship belts with that fight between Taven and Lethal. Obviously it isn’t happening at an event as close as Honor Reigns Supreme, but that “Undisputed” ROH World Championship match has to happen at one of the bigger events on ROH’s calendar. I predict that Taven will get irritated with everyone saying Lethal is the world champion (even though he is), and after Lethal gets through maybe three of his four contenders, Taven will demand a match with Lethal to decide who is THE world champion. I can even see The Kingdom trying to help Taven win, but Lethal overcomes the odds to win/retain the title. That Fatal 4 of Castle, Flip, Scurll and Sabin was great, and Lethal VS Castle will also be great, but Lethal likely retains.

Cobb VS Luchasaurus was great, and for those who also follow Lucha Underground, this was like an unofficial match between Matanza Cueto and Vibora, as those two never met 1v1 there. Daniels’ good-bye promo was great, and I did not expect Koff to suddenly change his mind and keep Daniels on. With the recent news of All Elite Wrestling and the fact SoCal Uncensored are headed there, I am surprised to see this story between Daniels and Taylor is happening, as well as Kaz & Scorpio VS Briscoes one more time. Perhaps SCU aren’t as done with ROH as everyone thought, but I can’t see any of them getting titles, either. Could this be their respective good-byes the same as that 8 Man of Elite VS Lethal-Flip-BestFriends? If so, I hope SCU goes out with a bang before jumping completely to AEW.

My Score: 8.3/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/26/24)

It’s Draft Day!

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And with the first overall pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects…

The WWE Draft returns for 2024, the first four rounds being right here on Friday Night SmackDown! With champions protected, who ends up where to challenge them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo; Rey & Dragon win.
  • Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander; Bron wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton; No Contest.
  • Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes; Cody wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.

Kayla Braxton is with the Wise Man and says that here on night one of the Draft, there are already rumors circulating, including those about The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Heyman will clarify these are not rumors regarding The Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns. These are facts! Ladies and gentlemen, Your Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns, has voluntarily withdrawn from eligibility for this year’s Draft. That is not a negative but a positive. Who built SmackDown since the Pandemic? Roman Reigns. Who is the biggest star in the entire industry? Roman Reigns. Why would Roman Reigns hog the number one draft pick spotlight when he won’t be returning in the immediate future?

Read into his words, Kayla, that is not what a real Tribal Chief would do. Instead now, the pressure is on Nick Aldis. Because if Roman Reigns isn’t the first draft pick, then who is? The first two picks make history in a brand new era. And Heyman doesn’t know about you, but he is intrigued. No Tribal Chief up for grabs, who gets their opportunity to shine in the spotlight?

 

SmackDown throws it to the NXT Performance Center.

Jackie Redmond says the emotion down here is palpable! There is excitement, hope, and a little bit of nerves. But for these NXT Superstars, tonight is the culmination of a lifetime of hard work, dedication, a little bit of luck and a whole lot of self-belief. It was just last year that the NEW WWE Tag Team Champion, Grayson Waller, was hoping his name would be called. And it is funny this is NXT, but time to buy a vowel, throw in an E! Who is next? We find out tonight! The draft pool is deep, who rises to the top of the list?

 

Corey Graves is in the ring.

Corey welcomes Cincinnati and all of us at home to night one of the 2024 WWE Draft. Understandably, the GMs have their hands full, so Corey will be moderating the contract signing for the WWE Championship match that takes place next Saturday for Backlash: France. Without further ado, it’s the #1 contender, The Phenomenal AJ Styles! Styles makes his entrance, taking a seat at the table on camera right. And now, the Undisputed WWE Champion, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! Cincy fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” as Cody makes his entrance and gets his pyro before joining everyone in the ring.

Styles looks over the contract, absolutely tuning out the fans going wild for “CODY! CODY!” Styles then gets the mic to say before he signs, he doesn’t know if we realize that we’ve got two Georgia boys about to mix it up for the first time, and for the biggest prize in the game. Styles understands why they boo, but they gotta know that he doesn’t respect LA Knight, LA Knight got under his skin. He accepts that. But that’s why Styles lost at Mania. But what happened? Styles got his composure back and realized that he is Phenomenal. Styles BEAT Knight to earn the right to face Cody Rhodes at Backlash.

Now unlike Knight, Styles does respect Cody. They hadn’t crossed paths yet, but they’ve been down the same roads. They had to prove themselves outside of the WWE. And Styles is willing to believe that the same man who gave him advice a long time ago gave Cody the same advice, on how to stand on their own two feet and be the men they are today. That man was The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. The fans cheer for “DUSTY! DUSTY!” Styles learned a lot from Dusty. Styles gets a little emotional thinking about Dusty, he was a good man. Dusty taught Styles how to carry himself, and to carry the weight of a championship.

And Styles looks at this WWE Championship here. The weight of this isn’t just the leather and gold. And at Backlash, we see if Cody can carry it. Styles goes back to his table, signs the contract, and then hands it off to Corey. Corey brings that to Cody, and Cody picks up his mic. “So… Cincinnati…! Whadda we wanna talk about? Certainly, we can talk about respect. There is not a locker room on Earth that you’ll find where everyone in it, every single person, they all respect AJ Styles. Last week, I went on to say you are the modern day Excellence of Execution. I respect the roads that you have traveled down to get here, the parallel paths that perhaps you and I have.

“Mutual respect, much respect. But that respect goes by the wayside at Backlash. I can feel it in your words to a degree. You’ve been here before. And it seems you’re implying that I cannot carry the weight of that championship. Well, good thing the man who trained me not far from where I sit now used to tell me all the time, it’s not about winning the title, it’s about keeping it.” The fans cheer that. Cody says boy does he respect Styles’ familiarity with Cody’s last name. But when you put C O D Y in front of it on this paper, that means they’ve never touched before. That means Backlash is a level playing field.

That means no matter how Phenomenal Styles is, this isn’t a dream match for Cody. It’s a must-win! Cody signs while the fans cheer, and it is official! Cody even throws the pen to the crowd as a free souvenir. Cody then offers a handshake, and Styles says y’know what? It was a beautiful thing to see Cody #FInishTheStory and win the title. But it’s a shame that Cody’s title reign will end at Backlash. Styles still shakes Cody’s hand, and then walks away. Cody picks up the belt and holds it high, will he get to hold it high again in Lyon, France?

Triple H is here!

Just as Cody was on his way to the back, The Game makes his way out here! HHH raises Cody’s hand, then invites him over to the podium. HHH welcomes us to the first round of the 2024 WWE Draft. It is a night that changes the landscape of the WWE going into the future, and things are a bit different this year. As the GMs ponder their next steps, they have to understand it is about protecting the roster they have as it is making the roster they want. Meaning that when they use their picks, they have just as much of a chance gaining a superstar as they do losing one they already have.

HHH just felt that since champs are protected and Cody will be staying here on SmackDown, maybe Cody could help read the SmackDown picks and HHH can read the Raw picks. And since SmackDown goes first, Cody reads first. Cody takes the card to say that with the first pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… The E S T, Bianca Belair! The stongEST, fastEST, roughEST, toughEST stays on Friday nights! HHH reads that for the second pick of the 2024 WWE Draft, Raw selects… YEET! JEY USO! Monday nights will still have Main Event Jey Uso! And the fans “YEET!” Cody says for the third pick, SmackDown selects… NXT’s Carmelo Hayes!

The fans fire up as SmackDown manages to snag… HIM! The former NXT Champion makes history again by being the first NXT superstar to be chosen this high in the Draft! HHH says that’s a hell of a pick. But then the fourth and final pick of this first round, Raw selects… SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! It is still going to be Monday Night Rollins as the Visionary stays on the red brand! Cody and HHH shake hands, and then Melo makes his way out! Melo has the mic to say when they talk about who’s next up, about who’s the hottest out, they don’t call them “the hottest out,” they just call him “Carmelo Hayes.”

The fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” to remind Melo how he’s leaving NXT. Melo says okay, okay. But then to Cody Rhodes, ever since Cody won the title, he’s been talking about “If you aim for the king, you best not miss.” Well, funny how that works. Because when Melo shoots, Melo don’t miss. And as a first round draft pick, what better way to shoot his shot on SmackDown than to shoot it right at Cody? Melo leaves the mic with Cody but Cody picks it up to say, “Fortune certainly favors the bold, but I dunno. You folks don’t wanna see me in action tonight, do ya?” The fans go wild! Oh, but what if Cody forgot his gear?

Oh that’s right! He didn’t forget his gear! And this title right here, for Cody, means absolutely 100%, Melo’s on! They shake on it, and we’re about to see a huge first-time-ever showdown! But will this bold first move work out for… HIM?

 

Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee w/ Zelina Vega & Carlito VS Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo!

The LWO is still not convinced Legado Del Fantasma had nothing to do with the beating that took the Boy Wonder out ahead of WrestleMania. Will the King of Lucha help get to the bottom of things? Or will Angel & “Berto” make it as easy as ABC, 1-2-3?

The teams sort out, Dragon runs up on Humberto but Humberto LARIATS him down! Humberto drags Dragon up, tears the shirt away and CHOPS! Humberto whips, Dragon ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Humberto tumbles out, Dragon builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Humberto! The fans fire up as Dragon pushes Humberto into the ring, goes up a corner, and then CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Dragon facelocks to drag Humberto up, but Humberto wrenches out to CLUB Dragon down. Humberto waistlocks but Dragon throws elbows. Angel tags in as Humberto shoves Dragon. Dragon ducks but Angel holds ropes open, and Dragon tumbles to the floor!

The fans boo and LWO hurries to check on Dragon! Angel & Humberto just soak up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both Dragon and Humberto are down! They crawl, hot tags to Angel and Rey! The fans fire up as Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl RANAS! Angel ends up in a corner, he puts Rey on the apron, but Rey ROCKS Angel! Rey goes up to SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, wrenches and kicks, then hops on! CODE RED! Cover, Humberto breaks it! The fans boo but Humberto hauls Rey up. Rey fights and RANAS Humberto up and out! But Angelo kicks, scoops, but Rey slips free! Angelo kicks low, reels REy in, and underhooks, but Rey fights those to RANA Angel onto ropes! Rey dials it up to 619!

Tag to Dragon and he takes aim! Angel stands, into the tilt-o-whirl, PROJECT DRAGON!! Cover, LWO wins!

Winners: Rey Mysterio & Dragon Lee, by pinfall

Carlito and Zelina hug it out with the team, but then Santos Escobar & Elektra Lopez walk out here. Santos says whoa, whoa, whoa, hold that celebration. Because Santos is many things, but a liar is not one of them. And when Santos said he did NOT attack Dragon that night before Mania, he meant it. Elektra has been working for weeks to track down the security footage from that night. And Rey… Oh, Rey. What you’re about to see, you will find very, very interesting. The footage plays, and it was CARLITO!! Carlito throw Dragon around backstage! No one can believe it, because of how well Carlito fooled even Dragno.

Speaking of, Carlito RAMS Dragon into Rey, then hits a BACKSTABBER! Never has that move’s name been more fitting! Carlito runs away in a panic, and Rey stands back up in a rage! Santos says he told Rey that he was right all along. They were supposed to be family, and yet look how that turned out. How will the LWO recover from this shocking development?

 

Bron Breakker VS Cedric Alexander!

The Big Bad Booty Nephew has been making a case for himself ever since showing up on SmackDown, and he’s already bringing the straps down! Is he going to break PRIMED Alexander while also breaking match time records? Or will Cedric prove he’s too fly for Bron?

The bell rings and Cedric dodges Bron to CHOP and ROCK! Cedric whips, Bron reverses and Cedric handsprings, into a SPEAR!! Cover, Bron wins!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall

Well, hard to say if that’s an all-time fast match, but that was a fast match! QR Code stuff going on, but will we all see Bron take the world by storm?

 

Nick Aldis heads out.

And waiting is Tiffany Stratton. She asks if he saw what she did last week. Wait, of course he did. Because she is the Center of the Universe. She dropped Naomi and Bayley, where is her title match? Aldis tells Tiff to look at his watch. It is NOT set to #TiffyTime. And he was this close to sending her to the back of the line. But then someone convinced him otherwise, good for her. Tonight, she goes 1v1 with Naomi again, and the winner faces Bayley for the title at Backlash. Whose stupid idea was that?! Bayley says DING DONG, it was hers. It is a win-win situation here. If Naomi wins, she gets the match she got cheated out of.

And if Tiff wins, then she’ll find out when she attacks the Role Model. Tiff gasps as she has a #TiffanyEpiphany. Bayley should be ringside for that match so she can see Tiff do what Bayley couldn’t, and that’s beat Naomi. Tootles. Tiff leaves, but will the only thing she gets is to #FeelTheGlow?

 

Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson are here!

One is a former WWE Women’s Champion, the other is a WWE Hall of Famer, but they’re both here to present Draft picks! Michelle says with the first pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… The Viper, Randy Orton! SmackDown will still have to watch out for an RKO outta nowhere! Torrie says that with the second pick of the second round, Raw selects… BRON BREAKKER! We just saw Bron make quick work of opponents here on SmackDown, but now he’s gonna be rampaging on Raw!

Michelle says that with the third pick of the second round, SmackDown selects… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force may have to change targets from the Women’s World to the Undisputed Women’s title, but will she be unstoppable all the same? And with the fourth and final pick of this round, Raw selects… LIV MORGAN! The Revenge Tour will still be part of Monday nights, will we watch Liv rise to the top?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

Paul Heyman is there to greet them and open the door to the SUV. He apologizes for not being faster about that, but Solo Sikoa asks The Bloodline if they’ve been drafted. Not yet. Then give Solo the details. Okay, well, Roman Reigns withdrew right before the show began, and then Solo keeps adding members, so no one really knows what they’re getting if they draft The Bloodline! Solo sighs, and here comes Tama Tonga. Heyman asks they be patient but Solo wants Heyman to repeat that for him. Heyman gets scared, but then KEVIN OWENS jumps in! Kevin fires off on Tama, security and refs rush in to stop it!

The Prizefighter wants Solo’s “MFT” to bring the fight like he did last week! Security still drags Kevin away, but will he get that fight he wants?

 

Kayla Braxton is on stage.

SmackDown returns and Kayla welcomes us back to the show. And please welcome out the first overall pick, Bianca Belair! The fans fire up as The EST walks out on stage, and Kayla congratulates her on being the first overall pick. But let’s talk Backlash. Breaking news, Bianca and Jade Cargill are going to challenge for the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships, against the Kabuki Warriors. How satisfying would it be to dethrone them on the stage of this magnitude? Bianca says so satisfying. She really hopes Jade gets drafted to SmackDown because given all this history with Damage CTRL, all the partners by her side, Bianca has never been the one to finally end it with them.

For everything they’ve done to her and this division, Bianca feels Jade is the perfect woman to help her end this. Now, DMG CTRL is falling apart piece by piece, and that final piece is the tag titles. So once Bianca & Jade take the gold at Backlash, the Kabuki Warriors won’t even have a reason to come back to SmackDown. But wait, they’re here now! Asuka & Kairi walk out here and Kayla moves aside. The Empress of Tomorrow and the Pirate Princess taunt the EST, but here comes The Storm! Jade makes her way to stand right by Bianca’s side. The four shout and argue, but this will be settled on May 4th!

WHOA! Tama and Kevin are brawling their way out here! The ladies move aside so the gentlemen can brawl all the way down to ringside! Tama hits low, gets in the ring, but Kevin pursues! Kevin TACKLES Tama, but Solo CLOBBERS Kevin! The fans boo as The Bloodline beats Kevin down! The refs hurry out here but clearly Solo’s Bloodline won’t listen! Tama DECKS producers, DECKS guards, HEADBUTTS them, throws hands and even THROWS the guards! Tama and Solo beat Kevin down again, but here comes Randy Orton! The Viper is still on SmackDown and he’s still pals with Kevin, so here he comes!

Orton DECKS Tama, fires hands on Solo, then RK- NO, Solo gets free and gets away! Orton wants to pursue, almost runs Jamie Noble and refs over to do it, but the Bloodline has gotten away! The fans cheer Randy on, and KAevin even hugs him! But then Kevin and Randy try to give chase! Security stops this, when and where will we see #RKKO strike down Solo and Tama?

 

The Dudley Boyz are here!

The fans fire up as Bubba Ray & D-Von are both here for the next round of picks! Cincy chants for “E C DUB! E C DUB!” Bubba and D-Von look at the cards, it’s hard to read. So out come the glasses! Bubba says with the first pick of the third round of the 2024 WWE Draft, SmackDown selects… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The Mega Star stays on Fridays! D-Von says with the second pick of the third round, Raw selects… RICOCHET! Mondays still has the One and Only, is Ricochet going to bring that WWE Speed Championship home to Raw, too?

Bubba says with the third pick of the third round, SmackDown selects… THE BLOODLINE! That means Solo Sikoa, Tama Tonga and Paul Heyman are staying right here on Friday nights. And D-Von says with the final pick of this round, Raw selects… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior just got back, but he won’t have to worry about going anywhere else but Monday nights.

 

WWE Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton!

It’s time to run it back once again! The Glow got robbed by the Spoiled Rich Girl, but supposedly, it’s #TiffyTime. Will Naomi prove there’s no such time on the clock? Or will Bayley be the one feeling the Backlash over giving Tiffany one more chance?

The bell rings and Naomi hits a THESZ PRESS! Naomi rains down fists, Tiffy shoves her away and goes to ropes, but Naomi gets up in Tiff’s face. Naomi whips, Tiff holds ropes to bail out and fans boo. Naomi scowls, runs in and WRECKS Tiff with a dropkick! Naomi then gets Tiff up, SMACKS her off the apron, and then SMACKS her off it again! And again! Naomi puts Tiff in, goes up a corner, but Tiff gets under the jump! Naomi runs back up but Tiff YANKS her into ropes! Tiff runs to HIP ATTACK! Naomi sputters, Tiff scowls and drags Naomi up, to then put through ropes. But Naomi RAMS into Tiff!

Naomi reels Tiff in, for a HEATSEEKER! Tiff flops to the floor, and then Naomi SPLIT LEG DROPS! Naomi says it’s #NaomiTime, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Naomi runs, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Naomi survives and Tiff is frustrated but the fans rally up. Tiff drags Naomi up, whips her to a corner, but Naomi goes up and sunset flips! TWO! Tiff escapes, knees Naomi low, then whips. Naomi slides under the lariat to then mule kick! Then she headscissor SPIKES Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives but barely, and Naomi keeps her cool. Naomi headlocks, but Tiff shoves her into buckles! Tiff runs, but Naomi follows, DOUBLE RUNNING FACEBUSTERS take them both down! The fans fire up as the two rise!

Naomi KICKS, ROCKS and ROCKS Tiff again! Naomi fires shots again and again but Tiff knees low! Tiff reels Naomi in, but Naomi wrenches out to ENZIGIRI! And then BUCKLE BULLDOG! But then NIA JAX attacks Bayley!? Nia SMACKS Bayley off buckles, rains down fists, and this momentarily distracts Naomi. Naomi refocuses, but by now, Tiff’s slipped away! Nia KICKS Bayley in the side, so Naomi goes out to ROCK her! Nia POSTS Naomi and that throws the match out!

No Contest

The fans boo as Nia ruins the fun, then runs Bayley over! Nia smiles as she blows kisses to Cincy. Tiff smiles, she drags Naomi up and puts her in the ring. Then she drags Bayley in! Tiff wants a repeat of last week as she puts them side by side in the drop zone! Tiff then goes up and up for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Tiff says it’s her time, but the #1 contendership is still in question. Who gets their shot at the Role Model at Backlash?

 

B-Fab and the Street Profits meet up backstage.

Angelo Dawkins has a “WHO-DEY” sign, but Montez Ford is wondering where Bobby Lashley is right now. B-Fab says calm down, he’ll be here. Byron Saxton walks over and apologizes for interrupting. He doesn’t know what the Draft destination for this group will be until Monday Night Raw, but we do know that The Profits will challenge A-Town Down Under for the WWE Tag Team Championships. YESSIIIIIIR~! B-Fab says it doesn’t matter where they get drafted. The Profits are going to take down A-Town Down Under and take those titles. Then they’ll have their first class tickets right back to SmackDown.

SmackDown? Did someone say SmackDown~? In walk Austin Theory & Grayson Waller, showing off the titles. And Theory says you can’t have SmackDown without the GREATEST undefeated tag team of all time. And sorry, Dawkins, but these are championships, something the Bengals know nothing about! B-Fab keeps Dawkins back, but then in steps Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty scares Theory & Waller right off, and Dawkins says see y’all next Friday! Will there be nothing keeping these Profits down the night before Backlash?

 

The Final Testament speaks.

Karrion Kross says good evening. What’s going on here? You guessed it! More random acts of violence! Just follow him. Kross & Scarlett lead the way to show The Authors of Pain beating down New Catch Republic! Rezar beats down Pete Dunne while Akam victimizes Tyler Bate! Paul Ellering says they will know about sacrifice! Kross says whether they get drafted to Raw or stay on SmackDown, the violence will continue until they get what they want! So sayeth The Final Testament!!

 

Teddy Long and JBL are here!

The Hall of Famer General Manager and the Hall of Famer WWE Champion are both here, ready to give us the fourth and final round of picks tonight! Teddy gets right to it! The first pick of the fourth round, SmackDown selects… AJ STYLES! The Phenomenal One is really an obvious choice, because one way or another, the WWE Championship stays with SmackDown! JBL says the second pick of the fourth round, Raw selects… THE ALPHA ACADEMY! Raw keeps Chad Gable, Otis, Maxxine Dupri & Akira Tozawa, A THANK YEW~!

Teddy says with the third pick of this round, SmackDown selects… ANDRADE! A big move as now El Idolo will be part of Friday nights. And with the final pick of this fourth round, Raw selects… NXT’S Kiana James! The Calculator, the former NXT Women’s Tag Team Champion, has the Raw hat to put on, and after a quick hype package, Jackie Redmond is there to interview her. Kiana, congratulations! You are heading to Monday Night Raw! How much does this mean to her? This means the world to her. She is filled with gratitude, but also knows every decision she has made up to this point has been by design to get her here.

Kiana is so proud of her time in NXT, but she’s ready to show Raw why she is the One Percent. Was she surprised? Of course she was! HBK is here to wish her luck and congratulations. Is Kiana going to start the hostile takeover of the Raw Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Aldis.

Kayla is with the SmackDown GM and says that with night one in the books, how does he feel about SmackDown’s selections? He feels really good about them. SmackDown’s future is bright, he can’t wait for the new recruits to show up and show out for the blue brand. But he also wants to turn attentions to Backlash, because he’s got some new matches to announce! The first PLE in France, this is exciting stuff, Kayla. Aldis says that the WWE Women’s Championship will now be on the line in a Triple Threat! Bayley VS Naomi VS Tiffany Stratton! Will the odds make it that much harder for the Role Model to succeed?

There’s one more match to announce, but Aldis will let the GM GOAT take it from here. Teddy Long steps in, and don’t forget. We’ll talk about this tag team match. The Bloodline VS Kevin Owens & Randy Orton! Holla, players. Solo & Tama will have to face The Viper and the Prizefighter, will #RKKO strike fast and strike hard?

 

Cody Rhodes VS Carmelo Hayes!

The American Nightmare just put pen to paper for his match with the Phenomenal One, but he isn’t one to shy away from a challenge. The former NXT Champion is shooting his shot, but will this be nothing but net? Or will it be a frustrating airball?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, the fans rally for Cody as he puts Melo in a corner then arm-drags him away. Melo runs up, Cody headlocks, Melo powers out then drops. Melo hurdles, but Cody kicks low to RHODES UPPERCUT! Melo staggers to ropes, the fans fire up, but then melo throat chops and springboard FLYING LARIATS! Melo says that’s why he’s a first round pick! But then Cody CLOBBERS him! Cody asks if Melo’s ready for this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again and Cody has a headlock. Cody hits a takeover, Melo flails and kicks around, but Cody grinds him down. Melo pushes with his forearm, then headscissors, but Cody kips free. Melo CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” but Cody brushes himself off. Melo pie faces Cody! Cody fires forearms on Melo, then whips, but Melo reverses. Melo ELBOWS Cody, then runs up to KICK him in the side! Melo fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then throws body shots. Melo digs his boot in, the ref counts, and Cody goes to another corner. Cody eggs Melo on, Melo storms up, but Cody puts him in the corner to CHOP!

Cody swings, Melo dodges and CHOPS! Cody turns things around to CHOP! The fans rally, Cody whips corner to corner, then he back drops Melo away! Melo staggers up, Cody runs, and he rallies on Melo with forearms! Cody goes up and over in a corner but Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Melo springboards, FADE AWAY! Cover, TWO! Cody survives that flying DDT, but we see the NXT roster all fired up watching Melo take it to the champ. Melo sits Cody up, drags him into a facelock, but the fans rally for Cody. Cody fireman’s carries but Melo slips free to dragon sleeper! Melo grins, but Cody cradles! TWO!!

Melo swings, Cody boots, then Cody springboards to BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! Melo flips inside-out, Cody covers, TWO! Melo is still in this and he snarls up at Cody. Melo gives a forearm, Cody gives it back, and the fans rally up. Cody scoops Melo, storms around, and then hits a RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Melo survives and Cody grows frustrated. Cody pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and then Cody goes to ropes. Cody springboards again, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives yet again, proving why he’s a former NXT Champion, on top of NXT North American Champion! But then Cody drags him up!

Cody back suplexes, Melo lands out of it, then FIRST 48! Doe goes Cody and Melo goes up! Melo is setting up for the game winner! NOTHING BUT- NO, Cody avoids the flying leg drop! Melo rolls through, Cody dodges to SUPERKICK! Cody brings Melo around, but Melo gets free! They both run, both springboard, but completely miss each other, and Cody takes a rough landing! Melo drags Cody up, reels him in, but Cody wrenches out to dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody shakes out the bad arm but still makes the cover, and Cody wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall

Melo took his shot but it was blocked! Even so, Cody sits Melo up to show him respect and tell him he’s still the future. But did this match end up more of a trap game for Cody after that crash landing? Or will he be alright in time for Backlash and his phenomenal opponent?

Speaking of, Styles sneaks right into the ring! Cody sees him in time and Styles stays back. Cody and Styles stare down, but Styles says it was that close. Styles offers a handshake, and Cody takes it. There’s still respect here, for now. But will nothing stop Styles from turning Cody’s story into a tragedy after all?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to open the WWE Draft but to also set up Backlash. To recap, SmackDown took Bianca, Melo, Orton, Nia, LA Knight, The Bloodline, Styles and Andrade while Raw took Jey, Rollins, Bron, Liv, Ricochet, Sheamus, The Alpha Academy, and Kiana. Many of those choices made sense, as picks won’t be wasted on keeping champions on brands, and just need to be used to keep most stories alive and change up a few others. Kiana is perhaps one of the more surprising moves, but well-deserved. She has been a solid character and solid in-ring performer almost from the start, she’s a solid addition to Raw.

Bron of course demolished his opponent tonight, it’s just a shame it was Cedric and not local enhancement talent. But Bron will also be a good addition to Raw, but maybe he can move past his squash match phase and get right to story. Melo being a first round pick was great stuff, and he had a great promo with Cody to give us tonight’s main event. That double springboard whiff was definitely a timing problem, but at the same time, a Fade Away countered into a Cody Cutter would’ve been way too epic just for TV. Cody with a great win, and we got a really good contract signing segment, but you can bet Cody retains.

Really good tag match from LWO VS Legado but naturally Rey & Dragon won. I knew it was only a matter of time before Carlito was outed, and how he handled being exposed was pretty good. And with Andrade being drafted to SmackDown, you just know that means Andrade joins the LWO. The Final Testament attacking New Catch Republic was a wild moment, I almost thought Ellering was going to use the pliers in his hands to grab at fingers. Maybe we get that next week for SmackDown in France. Good promos from A-Town Down Under and the still technically unnamed faction of Bobby Lashley’s. As great as The Profits are, it feels like Theory & Waller will cheat to retain.

Really good promo with Tiff and Bayley to set up Naomi VS Tiff round 3, but I did not think Nia Jax would disrupt all that. A Triple Threat at Backlash is good stuff, it will protect Bayley if she loses, but can also protect Naomi and Tiff if Bayley uses them against each other to win. Good promo from Bianca that then turned into the shouting match of Bianca & Jade with Kabuki Warriors. Their tag title match is official, and I’m pretty sure Bianca & Jade win. I also liked that this segment ended up having Kevin and Tama brawl right through it. Orton saving Kevin was a great move, RKKO VS Solo & Tama is going to be awesome stuff, I can’t wait to see it.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.25.2024

We just got done with Rebellion, and Under Siege is two weeks away! Gotta see how these dots connect!

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Rebellion had quite a few returns, Mike Santana, Sami Callihan and Broken Matt Hardy. All three of these guys could easily be main event players, and its nice to mix up and expand what felt like a rather small pool of potential challengers.

Under Siege is only like 2 weeks out, so we’ll see how the dots connect in such a short period of time.

Ratings:

  • Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz: Santana wins via Spin the Block – ** 1/2
  • #1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander: Josh wins via Grapevine Ankle Lock – ***
  • ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside: Xia wins via School Girl Roll-Up – ** 3/4
  • Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands: Sami Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – SQUASH
  • Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth: Eddie wins via Boston Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

A weird opening that is just framed to put Nemeth and Hardy together against The System. Feels a little awkward, but who knows how it will play out. 

Mike Santana vs Myron Reed w/Trey Miguel & Zachary Wentz

Ahh I didn’t really pay attention to Santana’s theme at Rebellion, but its pretty damn cool. Good stuff. 

Rascalz blindside Santana early, but the heel advantage doesn’t last more than a few moves. Santana whips Myron from corner to corner, hits a few Hip Attacks before Myron finally dodges one and starts using his unique offense and agility to his advantage. Matrix dodge, into an Leaping Outside Back in Slingshot Codebreaker. Some more offense and Santana powders to the ramp, Myron jumps over the rope and tries a Flying Cutter, but Santana blocks it, turns things around, gets pushed forward and hits the Rolling Cutter. Santana takes out the Rascalz, heads back into the ring, Myron tries to catch him unawares but eats the Spin the Block off the rope run! Santana wins fairly quickly.

Maclin’s music hits, he tries to employ the help of The Rascalz to attack Santana, but as soon as Maclin positions himself to get in, The Rascalz bail and flip off Maclin. Maclin makes it out of the confrontation relatively unscathed, but at least we know where he’s going for Under Siege probably.

OH FUCK ME WITH RUSTY KNIVES. Because Cardona is hurt Kon is paired with SDL, and she just challenges Jordynne and PCO to a tag match. WHY!? STOP IT. This is hot garbage. 

Josh Alexander comes out…I wonder who’s Super Finisher he’s gonna conveniently kick out this time? Brian Myers? Frankie Kazarian? Rich Swann? Because yes, I’m still annoyed that Hammerstone has been in TNA for half a sandwich, he already connects with a Super version of his finish on tacks, and that’s not a finish. Oh Kaz’s music hits. Okay, so time for Josh to kick out of Fade to Black or Flux Capacitor. Kaz talks smack, says he won his match too so he should have a say in who’s number one contender. Josh challenges him, Kaz says not right now, but a referee runs out and says the match is official. 

#1 Contender: Frankie Kazarian vs Josh Alexander

Kaz throws his jacket on Josh’s head, and attacks him with some strikes before Josh fights back and throws Kaz out. Commercial break, we see Kaz misses his Apron Guillotine, Josh goes for the Low Crossbody but Kaz dodges and Josh goes flying. Kaz starts throwing some chops and claws at the cauliflowered ears of Josh. Russian Leg Sweep from Kaz for a near fall. Josh swings wildly and Kaz ducks the strike and levels Josh with a Lariat.

Josh blocks a Vertical Suplex attempt, but Frankie pulls off a Fisherman’s Suplex after a few overhead strikes for a near fall. Josh stands up and connects with a straight right, rocks Kaz, Back Body Drop, into a Charging Forearm, Rolling Senton, 2 count! C4 Spike attempt countered into a Back Stabber and then Chicken Wing, but Josh fights it off, rolls through and into an Ankle Lock, Kaz kicks off and into a Head and Arm Cradle for a near fall and then the Guillotine Leg Drop into Slingshot DDT spot from Kaz for another 2 count!

Fade to Black, but its fought off, Big Boot but then Kaz counters the next move with a Power Slam into the Springboard Guillotine Leg Drop, but Josh grabs the Ankle Lock! Locomotion German Suplex time from Josh, Halfhatch Suplex after the Germans, floats over for a 2 count! C4 Spike attempt again, but Kaz fights it off, dumps him over the top rope, slingshots him in and into the Cutter for a near fall for Kaz! After the 2 Kaz grabs a chair and chain, the referee stops the chair of course, so he tries the chain, EY runs down and grabs the chain so Kaz pulls the Eddie Guerrero and the referee admonishes EY, but doesn’t DQ Josh. So as Kaz is busy laughing at EY, Josh picks the ankle, Ankle Lock with the Grapevine, Kaz taps.

ASH by Elegance vs Xia Brookside

Both are jawing at each other and then throw hands before Xia gets the upper hand with a Headscissors from the Top Turnbuckle, Charging Knees, a Flurry of Kicks, but when the ref forces some space in the corner, ASH is finally able to dodge and work over Xia with her Twisting Body Splash, a few choking moves, a corner Stomp into a Snap Suplex for 2. ASH is in charge elegantly, but the referee keeps forcing space on both of them when they go for corner attacks. Xia manages to take advantage a little, but ASH regains control, kicks Xia up the ramp and then lands her Cartwheel Back Elbow up the ramp. It actually looks pretty cool executed like that.

Headlocks and Hair Pulling to keep Xia down and using energy to kick out. ASH is getting frustrated but Xia is remaining persistent. ASH goes back to the Headlock, but Xia fights up, Jawbreaker, Back Elbow, Kick to the gut and Drop Toe Hold sends ASH face first into the middle buckle. Xia rips off 4 Double Knee Smashes to the back of ASH’s head into her Flying Crossbody for a close 2! Xia pulls her up, but ASH spins out, then Xia slips it, but ASH kicks her in the chest and deposits her to the outside and demands a count from the referee. Iceman puts Jeweled Knuckles/Rings on ASH’s hand, the referee catches her, removes the stuff from her fingers and Xia hits the School Girl Roll-Up for the flash win.

Sami Callihan vs The Good Hands

So the Good Hand Jobs are about to do their job to Sami. I’m just gonna assume Sami beats the hell out of both and wins with a Cactus Driver ’97. If anything interesting happens I might actually cover it, but come on now.

Kaz makes a Metallica reference with the “Wash Your Back So You Won’t Stab Mine”…and Sweet Amber is the only good song on St. Anger. So…I ain’t mad.

Eddie Edwards w/Alisha Edwards & Brian Myers vs Nic Nemeth

A little early ground wrestling and headlocks for control from both men. Nothing super flashy to start until we get to the rope run and Nemeth goes for the Flying Body Press to drop Eddie. Before Nemeth can follow up, Lish grabs his foot. Nic does have his brother Ryan in the crowd, trying to get chants going and do the old school ‘power up the babyface’ thing, but Eddie has been in control since Lish got involved. Simple offense, chokes, strikes, Snap Suplexes, Knee Drops, simple yet effective. But then Eddie ducks his head too early, Nemeth kicks him in the face, bounces his head off the buckles a few times, Dropkick sends Eddie reeling to the corner, Nemeth starts the 10 Count Punches but Myers hits the apron to distract and Eddie manages to slip the situation and push Nemeth to the floor.

Commercial break happens, Nemeth is trying to fight back with Chops, but a Kitchen Sink from Eddie puts Nemeth on the floor again! Clubbing blow from Eddie, but Eddie then misses the Hip Attack in the corner and Nemeth counters with the Rude Awakening into the 10 Count Rain of Elbows. Fame Ass-er miss, Eddie tries something but Nemeth turns it into that hesitation DDT for 2! Tuning up the band starts to build and Eddie powders to avoid it. Nemeth throws Eddie back in, goes to the top, but Eddie crotches him, rises up and hits the Superplex into Tiger Driver for 2! Eddie starts mocking with Tuning Up the band but Nemeth hits his own Superkick into an Olympic Slam for 2!

Both men just trade strikes Fighting Spirit style, Eddie says “Always Trust the System” and Nemeth shuts him up with a Headbutt. Danger Zone is blocked, Boston Knee Party gets ducked, they level each other with Lariats! Myers and Ryan Nemeth start fighting to distract the referee, Moose hits the ring and hits Nemeth with the belt. Eddie lands Boston Knee Party and The System wins again!

 

Overall Score: 6/10

A lame opening segment, a squash match, ASH by Elegance getting her first loss, and a weird way of just pulling the number one contender out of mid air makes for an awkward show. Also Kon still be involved in, literally anything, is negative. However, I can say there was a ton of stuff thrown at the wall this episode, so there’s a chance that some things landed better with other people than myself. The ballot segments were amusing, they overused the “I need to talk to you Santino” gimmick a bit much and personally I feel like having Jake versus Hammerstone is booking yourself into a weird corner.

But hey, the main event was fun, Nemeth getting laid out to the point that there could be a story reason to take him out of the Under Siege match. Kaz with the Metallica reference was pop worthy and I guess its a lot of ‘let’s see where it goes’ kind of angle creation. So it wasn’t complete trash, but its definitely a wait and see episode.


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