FTR isn’t done with The Death Riders yet!

Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler look to avenge the Rock ‘n’ Roll Express by taking on Jon Moxley & Wheeler Yuta in a Midsouth Street Fight! Will the #TopGuys get one on the AEW World Champion and his sidekick?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

• Samoa Joe & Hook VS Nick Wayne & Kip Sabian w/ The Patriarchy; Joe & Hook win.
• The Beast Mortos VS Adam Priest; Mortos wins.
• Best Wrestler Alive Open Challenge: Max Caster VS Rush w/ Dralistico; Rush wins.
• Chris Jericho & Bryan Keith w/ “Big Bill” Morrissey VS The Outrunners; Jericho & Keith win.
• Harley Cameron VS Taya Valkyrie; Harley wins.
• AEW TNT Championship Triple Threat: Daniel Garcia VS Kyle O’Reilly VS Lee Moriarty w/ Shane Taylor; Garcia wins and retains the title.
• Megan Bayne VS Hyena Hera; Bayne wins.
• Midsouth Street Fight: FTR VS Jon Moxley & Wheeler Yuta; FTR wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Samoa Joe & Hook VS Nick Wayne & Kip Sabian w/ The Patriarchy!

The Samoan Submission Machine made his return with Homecoming last week, and he easily put The Patriarchy’s Prodigy in his place! But now, he and the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil look to manhandle both of Christian Cage’s “sons.” Will Nick & Kip pay for the sins of their father figure?

The teams sort out and Hook starts against Nick. The bell rings, the fans rally behind “HOOK! HOOK!” while he and Nick circle. They tie up, are in a deadlock, but Nick uses his height for leverage. Nick puts Hook in a corner, scuffs him with forearms to the face, then eggs Hook on. The fans boo but Hook stays cool. Hook and Nick reset, tie up, and Hook wrenches to a hammerlock. Hook headlocks, hammerlocks, headlocks again, and hits the takeover! Nick keeps his shoulders up, rolls Hook away, then kicks low. Nick headlocks back but Hook powers up and out. Nick runs Hook over, then flexes. The fans boo but Nick drags Hook up.

Hook gets under Nick to hit an EXPLODER! Tag to Joe and the fans fire up! Joe grins as he brings Nick up, but Nick scrambles away! Tag to Kip and Mr. Superbad eggs Joe on. They tie up, Joe powers Kip to a corner, but the ref has to back him up. Kip gets a sucker punch in! Kip fires off, then whips, but Joe reverses. Joe runs in, Kip slips out to then GAMANGIRI! Kip springboards, trips up a bit, but Joe still casually steps aside for Kip to belly flop. Joe then SENTONS! Kip sputters, Joe drags him up and bumps him off buckles. Tag to Hook, and Joe whips Kip to a corner. Hook runs in to CLOBBER Kip! Joe adds a BACK ELBOW, then PELE!

The fans fire up, Christian is upset, but Hook covers, TWO! Hook drags Kip up, clinches, but Kip fires elbows. Kip spins things around to whip Hook, and Nick gets a shot in! The ref reprimands, Hook takes a swing, but Nick runs away. Kip runs up but Hook fires fists first! Hook runs, but Nick trip shim up! The ref reprimands but Kip hauls Hook up, FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, but Joe distracts the ref! The fans cheer but The Patriarchy is upset! Turnabout is fair play, though. Kip puts Hook in a corner, stomps him, then tags Nick. Nick stomps Hook, digs his knee in, but steps off as the ref counts.

Nick argues with the ref, talks trash on Joe, and that lets Kip CHOKE Hook! The fans boo, Nick gets a shot in, but then the ref reprimands. Kip claims he was stretching his legs! Nick snapmares Hook for a LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Hook is still in this but Nick is still cocky. Nick taunts Hook to go reach for Hook, then he whips Hook to the corner. Hook slumps down, Nick tags Kip, and The Patriarchy boys mug Hook. Kip fires a forearm, then brings Hook out to scoop and SLAM! Kip flexes, the fans boo, but Hook crawls. Kip kicks Hook, brings him over to the corner, then tags in Nick. They mug Hook some more, then snapmares Hook to rain down fists!

Nick clamps onto Hook with a seated Cobra Twist! The fans rally up while Hook endures, and Hook slips his arms free. Hook fires body shots, then runs, but Nick ELBOWS him down! The fans boo but Nick taunts Joe. Cover, TWO! Hook is tougher than that, but Nick stands him up for haymakers. Nick tags Kip, they mug Hook even more, and the fans boo. Kip brings Hook around to snapmare and chinlock. Hook endures again as Kip thrashes Hook around. The fans rally, Hook fights up, but Nick tags in. The Patriarchy continues to mug Hook, then Kip tags back in. But Hook fires body shots on them both!

Kip kicks low, he and Nick double whip, atomic drop and UPPERCUT! Cover, TWO! Nick keeps Hook down, brings him up, and whips him to the corner. Nick runs in and UPPERCUTS, then tag to Kip! Kip taunts Joe, runs in at Hook, CANNONBALL! Tag back to Nick and they hook Kip, DOUBLE FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! Hook survives and Nick grows frustrated. Joe coaches Hook up, the fans rally, but Nick kicks and stomps Hook around. Nick brings Hook up, but Hook clinches! TAZ PLEX!! The fans fire up while both men are down! Hook and Nick crawl, hot tags to Kip and Joe! The fans fire up as Joe rallies with elbows and forearms!

Joe TOSSES Nick out, then CHOPS away on Kip! Joe whips Kip corner to corner, runs in, but Kip dodges! Kip returns, but into the URENAGE! Joe hauls Kip back up, puts him on the top rope, and then tucks him in! The fans fire up for the MUSCLE BUSTER! Cover, Joe & Hook win!

Winners: Samoa Joe & Hook, by pinfall

And with that, this duo stays undefeated! But then Christian & Nick attack from behind! Christian even uses the Casino Gauntlet contract clipboard to beat Joe down! Then they mug Hook! Christian puts Joe’s head against the metal folder, and then STOMPS him on it!! The fans boo as Christian holds up the even-further dented folder up in his hands. Will no one stop The Patriarchy from becoming the reigning, defending, undisputed next AEW World Champion?

Adam Copeland speaks.

“So what’s your plan, Moxley? I don’t know. Our audience doesn’t know. Everyone seems to be confused. Hell, I don’t think you know. I think you’re one of those guys who just likes to shout at clouds and look around and blame everyone else. You’re a malcontent. I’ve met a lot of malcontents over the years and they all annoy me. Because they bitch and whine and moan and piss and complain about how this needs change, that needs change. But they refuse to look in the mirror and realize they’re the recurring theme. So Moxley, can you do that? Can you do that, kid? Can you look in a mirror and realize you’re the one that always seems to be here?

“You took the AEW World Heavyweight Championship, you hid it in a briefcase, while we started streaming on a new network. Rocket science, pal. Great idea. Let’s keep doing that. You call me a relic, and here’s the thing, even when I was a young gun, I always respected the generation before me, because I knew that generation before me busted their ass, rode up and down the road, spent time away from their family, battled through injury. Guys like Harley Race, Roddy Piper, Rock ‘n’ Roll Express, who you Con-chair-to’d last week. Those guys worked that hard to make it better for guys like me.

“And while I was wrestling 200 times a year, every year, and you were wrestling in backyards with purple hair, watching everything I did, guess what? Me and many like me made it better for your generation. MY generation did that! Guaranteed contracts, less dates? That’s because of US! But you don’t respect it because you’re entitled. So here’s the thing, Mox. That AEW World Heavyweight Championship, it is the most important thing in this industry, and you wanna hide it away? That’s gonna change. Cuz I’m gonna beat you up. I’m gonna hurt you.

“When you’re a relic getting out of bed at 65 and you can barely, barely make it out, and your daughter looks up and you and asks, ‘Dad, what’s wrong?’ It’s gonna be because of me. So here it is, Moxley. For the first time ever, one on one, March 9th, Los Angeles, Revolution! Cope VS Mox for the AEW World Heavyweight Championship! Step up and accept, kid.” The challenge has been made, is Revolution about to be Rated R?

The Beast Mortos VS Adam Priest!

The menacing minotaur has been putting in the hard work, chasing after gold but is still just outside the picture. Will this be the night Mortos makes it out of the labyrinth and to the mountaintop? Or will he be exorcised by Alabama’s Priest?

The bell rings, Mortos runs right up and runs Priest right over! Then runs him over again! Then SMACKS him to a corner! Mortos whips Priest to a corner but Priest BOOTS in return! Priest CHOPS and fires forearms on repeat! But Mortos grabs him with both hands, whips him to ropes, then POP-UP SAMOAN DROPS him! The fans fire up with Mortos, then he DISCUS LARIATS! Mortos isn’t done, he pump handles and PILEDRIVERS!! Cover, Mortos wins!

Winner: The Beast Mortos, by pinfall

Fast and furious, Mortos sent Priest to #DestinationHellHole! Will Mortos’ next destination be- Wait, what? Max Caster is making his entrance? New theme song now that he’s no longer Acclaimed, Platinum Max is ruining Mortos’ time to shine. Caster has a mic to tell Huntsville that they are lookin’ live at the Best Wrestler Alive! Caster wants Mortos to calm down. Mortos did a great job just now! But he would never stand a chance against the Best Wrestler Alive, Platinum Max! So he will show us how it’s done. This is the first match in his Open Challenge series, but no no no, he doesn’t want to fight Mortos.

Caster doesn’t know who’s gonna walk out here, who he’s gonna beat today, but we find out one thing: We find who can survive the Best Wrestler Alive! Now get out of HIS ring! Mortos stands down, and Caster brings in his Louis Vuitton bag. Wait, RUSH is here!? La Faccion Ingoberable is reunited as a former ROH World Champion accepts the challenge! Is Platinum Max about to end up black ‘n’ blue at the hands of El Toro Blanco?

Best Wrestler Alive Open Challenge: Max Caster VS Rush w/ Dralistico!

The bell rings and the fans rally for Rush. Caster is wary, but he wants to show respect with an Ingobernable fist bump. Rush says nope! He rushes up, Caster dodges, but Rush comes back with a SUPERMAN FOREARM! Rush then CHOPS Caster, stomps away in the corner, then stands on Caster’s shoulders! The ref counts, Rush drags Caster up to whip him corner to corner and SPLASH! Rush sits Caster down again to stomp away! Rush scuffs Caster, runs corner to corner, then “If you mess with the bull… YOU GET THE HORNS!” BULL’S HORNS!! Cover, Rush wins!

Winner: Rush, by pinfall

Best Wrestler Alive? Caster may want to rethink that nickname. LFI stands tall together, and Rush grabs a mic to say cut the music! And Huntsville, be quiet, because El Toro Blanco has arrived, perros! MORTOS! What’s up with him? This is all he’s done while Rush has been away?! Remember, they are familia! Remember that when you mess with the bull, you get the horns! No, no, Huntsville, louder! If you mess with the bull, YOU GET THE HORNS!! Rush y Dralistico want Mortos to get even more dangerous, will LFI soon stampede all over AEW?

Backstage interview with The Outrunners.

Lexy Nair is with Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd and notes we are just moments away from seeing them face The Learning Tree. Jericho has vowed vengeance on them after that defeat in Maximum Carnage’s 12 Man Tag. Truth says it is time for the whole truth and nothing but the truth! Because the truth is, Jericho, you’ve been running your mouth, campaigning for an ass whooping! Guess what? The votes are in, and Jericho’s about to get elected! Turbo says you know what they say about revenge! If you’re looking for it, you might as well dig two graves! And as Turbo sees it, it is as easy as this: A B C, 1-2-3, Outrunners on top! Learning Tree taking the Total Recall!

Because Truth, Lexy, if you haven’t seen The Outrunners, you haven’t seen nothing yet! The Youngest Men are all fired up, but will The Nueve & Bad Apple spoil their fun?

Chris Jericho & Bryan Keith w/ “Big Bill” Morrissey VS The Outrunners!

The teams sort out, and Truth starts against the ROH World Champion. The fans rally, Jericho tries to make it like it’s for him, and then he pokes Truth in the eyes! The ref reprimands, but Jericho CHOPS Truth in a corner. And CHOPS him again! Jericho says, “Hi, guys~!” then CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Jericho fires up, the fans boo, but Truth CHOPS in return! The fans cheer as Truth CHOPS and CHOPS, but Jericho CLAWS Truth’s eyes! Jericho whips corner to corner, runs up, but into a BOOT! Truth runs up and LARIATS Jericho down! Truth headlocks, Jericho powers up and out, but Turbo tags in!

Truth KICKS Jericho, Turbo hoists Jericho up for a Manhattan drop! Truth gives Jericho an atomic drop! Keith runs in, he gets a DOUBLE ATOMIC DROP, and he stumbles into Jericho! The fans cheer as Turbo tags Truth, and the Outrunners whip Jericho. Jericho stops the double hip toss! Keith runs up, The Outrunners use Jericho to BACKDROP him! Then they DOUBLE HIP TOSS after all! The fans cheer as Turbo then LARIATS Keith up and out! Jericho runs in, but Truth DUMPS Jericho out of the ring! The fans cheer as The Outrunners spin and flex. Big Bill checks his guys, but Truth goes out to CHOP Jericho!

Truth puts Jericho in, the fans cheer more, but Jericho distracts the ref so Bill can BOOT Truth down! The fans boo but The Redwood gets away with that, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Jericho waves to Huntsville again, then stomps Truth as he gets in the ring. Jericho kicks Truth to a corner, grabs the legs, and he ROPE GUILLOTINES Truth with the catapult! Truth sputters but Jericho brings him around to tag Keith. They mug Truth, and Keith CLAWS Truth’s eyes! The ref reprimands but Keith DECKS Truth! Truth reaches out blindly, ends up in an open corner, but Keith CHOPS him! Truth sputters against ropes, but he CHOPS in return! Keith ROCKS Truth, Truth stumbles, and Keith brings him up. Keith clinches but Truth fires elbows! Keith still hits an EXPLODER! Keith covers, TWO!

Truth grits his teeth while Keith complains about the count. Keith brings Truth over, tags Jericho, and they mug Truth in the corner. Jericho CHOKES Truth against ropes, the ref counts, and Jericho lets off at 4. Bill gets a cheap shot in! And so does Keith! Turbo protests but there’s nothing he can do! Jericho mocks the fans that he can’t hear them, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns as Keith anchors Truth’s legs! Keith drags Truth back, Truth kicks him away, Keith tags Jericho, and Truth hot tags Turbo! The fans fire up as Turbo rallies with big haymakers! Turbo scoops Jericho to SLAM him! Then he scoops Keith to SLAM him! Turbo scoops Truth to SLAM him onto Keith! Then he and Truth wind it up, “Turbo Floyd! You sonova-” NO, Keith CLOBBERS Truth! Turbo TOSSES Keith, goes back for Jericho, but Jericho trips him! Jericho turns Turbo, for the WALLS OF JERICHO! The fans boo but Turbo endures, even as Jericho sits deep! Turbo powers up as the fans rally, and he turns back over!

Turbo throws hands from below, KICKS Jericho away, Keith tags in! Keith BOOTS Turbo down, but Truth DROPKICKS Keith! Jericho is back up, he goes up and “Hi, Guys~!” RANA! But Turbo kicks Jericho to suplex and SLAM! The fans fire up but Keith is back! Turbo scoops and SLAMS him next to Jericho! And now Truth says, “Turbo Floyd! You sonova b*tch!” Handshake and DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! The fans fire up as Keith flounders up, into the scoop and TOTAL- NO, Bill trips Truth! Bill TOSSES Truth, Keith cradles Turbo, LEARNING TREE WINS!

Winners: Chris Jericho & Bryan Keith, by pinfall

And then Bill CLOBBERS Turbo for the hell of it! The fans boo, but The Redwood rains down fists on Turbo! Truth returns to go after Bill, but Bill KNEES him down! Bill puts Truth in a corner and he throws more hands! Bill digs his boots in, but Turbo is up! Bill RAMS Turbo to a corner, SPLASHES Truth in the other, and then SPLASHES Turbo again! Bill just keeps handing out SPLASH after SPLASH! Bill’s shirt says it, he is “Too Much Man” for The Outrunners. But now Keith puts a table in for Bill! The Learning Tree sets that table up, then they bring Truth up. Truth fights back, but Bill DECKS him!

Keith serves Turbo up to Bill, then brings Truth into it! WAIT! BANDIDO is here! The Most Wanted is back after that bit of a hiccup in New York! Bandido runs in, ducks ‘n’ dodges Bill to then DUMP Bill out! The fans fire up as Bandido WRECKS Bill with a dropkick, and goes up the corner! TORNILLO QUEBRADA on Jericho! But now Keith attacks! The fans boo, but Keith whips. Bandido reverses and POPS Keith right into a military press! Bandido THROWS Keith down through the table! The fans fire up as Bandido is back, back again! But will he look to take the ROH World Championship from The Nueve?

AEW hears from Kyle Fletcher and Mark Briscoe.

The Aussie Arrow says, “AEW is on the road to Grand Slam: Australia. But before we get there, there is one wrong I would like to right.” The Sussex County Chicken says he came out of 2024 “on fire, baby. Got three wins in the Continental Classic, one of those being Kyle Fletcher.” Kyle says if not for that fluke, he would’ve been undefeated in Blue League! Mark says all he’s hearing is that it was a fluke. Kyle says if there were no time limit or points on the line, that victory would never have happened. Mark says he beat Kyle in December, he can beat his ass in January, February, March, April, and so on!

Kyle will prove he has no ceiling and why he is the future of this industry! Kyle hopes Mark brings his best, because there will be no repeat. Next week, Collision in Houston, will The Protostar be able to #ManUp and take Briscoe down?

Backstage interview with Kazuchika Okada.

Lexy is now with The Rainmaker, and says after his AEW Homecoming victory against Komander, what is next for the Continental Champion? Okada thinks, but Buddy Matthews laughs as he walks over. Okada asks what’s so funny, and Buddy says what’s funny is that Okada calls himself a champion when he is too afraid to defend that title. As Okada can see, there’s no Brody King or Julia Hart here, so they can settle their issue right now. Okada laughs now, and says nope. Buddy doesn’t deserve it! Buddy knew Okada would say that. So then, Okada’s still a b*tch. Buddy leaves, Okada again says, “I NO B*TCH!” Okada sees Lexy is still here, and reiterates, “I no b*tch…”

But then, will The Rainmaker put up that title as a fighting champion? Or will he keep avoiding fights he might lose?

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

While Buddy wants his shot at Okada and the Continental Championship, he and Brody King will be facing Kyle Fletcher & Konosuke Takeshita in a tag match! Could the #HoundsofHell earn themselves other golden opportunities? Or will the Aussie Arrow & Alpha International Champion be rolling through Atlanta? And speaking of The Don Callis Family, Will Ospreay is going to be facing the newest member of the Family! But who joined Callis’s crew? We find out on Wednesday!

Harley Cameron VS Taya Valkyrie!

The wild Aussie wants her shot at TBS Champion, Mercedes Mone, but in all fairness, she needs to actually win on AEW TV. Will tonight be that night? Or will Taya prove Harley is NOT #TVReady?

The bell rings and the fans rally for Harley, but Taya DROPKICKS her right down! The fans boo but Taya stomps away in the corner! The ref counts, Taya stops to soak up heat, then she stands on Harley! The ref counts, Taya goes corner to corner, METEORA! Taya drags Harley to a cover, ONE!! Harley shows her toughness, but Taya KICKS Harley around. Taya bumps Harley off buckles, CHOPS her, and Deonna is pleased as she watches backstage. Taya whips Harley, but Harley wheelbarrows to arm-drag!

Harley then arm-drags again, runs in at the corner, only for Taya to put her on the apron. Harley ROUNDHOUSES in return, then jumps in, dodges Taya, and comes back with an ENZIGIRI! Taya drops down, Harley covers, TWO! The fans rally for Harley and she brings Taya up. Harley knees low, CLUBS Taya, then whips. Taya reverses, runs up, but Harley ELBOWS her away! Harley BOOTS Taya, Taya comes bac, but Harley trips her up! Taya hits buckles, Harley comes back, but Taya stops the tiger feint! Taya grins, keeps Harley in the ropes, and KICKS her! Taya then runs to SLIDING GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans boo but Collision goes picture in picture.

Taya drags Harley to the apron, CLUBS away on her, but stops as the ref counts. Taya then hits a DRAPING NECKBREAKER to the floor! Taya grins a sadistic smile, then soaks up the heat. Taya stalks Harley, POSTS her, then refreshes the count. Taya pushes Harley into the ring, sits her up, then runs to SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Harley stays in this but Taya stays on her with a KNEE to the back! And another! And another! Taya clamps on a dragon sleeper, throws down some elbows, then cranks on the hold! Harley fights up, fires body shots, but Taya LARIATS her down! Taya grins, then stomps Harley’s legs, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Harley has Taya reeling! The fans fire up and Harley runs, SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO! Taya survives, and Harley grits her teeth. Harley has a bloody nose but she fires forearms on Taya. Harley puts Taya up top while fans chant, “FEEL THE WRATH!” Harley climbs, but Taya fires body shots! Taya slips under Harley and brings her off the corner! SITOUT POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO! Harley survives and Taya is furious! Taya drags Harley up, underhooks, but Harley wrenches out to kick low! Harley reels Taya in, for a DESTROYER!! Taya is dazed, Harley pushes Taya to a cover, TWO!!

The fans fire up with Harley and she hurries to a corner. Harley climbs, steadies herself, and then SWANTON FLOPS as Taya moves! Taya runs up to SPEAR! Cover, TWO!! Ghost pin, HARLEY WINS!!!

Winner: Harley Cameron, by pinfall

Deonna is furious! Her sidekick just lost to Harley Cameron! Harley is all fired up for her first-ever televised victory, has she made that breakthrough to the next level?

Exclusive interview with Ricochet.

Renee Paquette sits down with The One & Only, as promised on Dynamite. She brings up how, many times now, he has said there are a lot of things he wants to get off his chest. This is the formal setting he wanted, so what is going on? Ricochet says for the past five YEARS, all he has heard from fans all over the world is that AEW is where Ricochet should be. AEW is where the best wrestle, and this is where Ricochet belongs. Honestly, he heard all of that, saw all the stuff online, and he agreed! He also felt AEW is where he belonged. But he sat back and watched from afar, silently, as he saw the guys he traveled the world with go on to do amazing things here.

Kenny Omega, Will Ospreay, The Young Bucks, and even Swerve Strickland. Ricochet knew this is the place to be, the fans agreed. But then what happened? What happened the moment Ricochet got here? All those same fans that lit up his Twitter and Instagram with messages about how he belonged here, they turned their backs on him! Ricochet is THE most innovative wrestler on this planet, and they told him otherwise! He beat their “white knight,” Will Ospreay clean in the middle of the ring. What happened? The fans showered him with toilet paper!

And then on top of that, Swerve, a man Ricochet’s known for 15 years, never seen eye to eye with, a man who was champion the day Ricochet signed here, thought it was cute to mock Ricochet and join in with the mocking. Look what happened to him. Swerve calls himself a man of the people, and that’s fine. Because that is what Ricochet saw when he drove the scissors into the middle of Swerve’s forehead. That attack wasn’t just for Swerve. That was for everybody! Everyone who stood behind Swerve, who sat in the audience, thinking it was okay to mock and embarrass Ricochet! That won’t happen anymore!

Wait! Swerve is here! Swerve says he could end Ricochet’s whole life right now, but he’d be upsetting a lot of people in Atlanta. Swerve tells Renee he can take it from here. Renee excuses herself, and Swerve sits down with Ricochet. If “Trevor” wants to talk, let’s talk! Ricochet is right. Swerve, Ricochet, they don’t see eye to eye. Never have, probably never will. This goes all the way back to Lucha Underground and CZW. In fact, Swerve will never forget the day Ricochet announced he was a free agent. Swerve said not to bring Trevor Mann here. Because AEW has a special gift at exposing people for who they are and what they’re all about.

Ricochet pretended to be a superhero to the people, and they rejected him for it. Swerve was openly the villain, and he go tall the respect for it. In less than a week, in Atlanta, Georgia, Swerve shows Ricochet that there are levels to this. This isn’t gonna be an athletic exhibition or a showcase of innovators. It will be a fight, and Ricochet cannot win in a fight against AEW’s most dangerous man. Ricochet says Swerve is right: Ricochet isn’t good at pretending. Ricochet isn’t good at acting or “cutting a promo” on something he doesn’t believe in, and yeah, the fans could see that every single time that Ricochet pretended to give a damn about what they thought.

Because to be honest, Ricochet never has, and never will. Swerve says he’s the most dangerous man, but ever since Hangman snatched his grill, Ricochet’s not felt a single thing from Swerve. Swerve gets right up in Ricochet’s face, holding Ricochet’s own golden scissors! But Ricochet just stands up in return. Swerve says he’ll see Ricochet in Atlanta. Swerve backs off, will these two burn it down in Hotlanta?

Toni Storm is here!

The fans cheer as Timeless Toni appears on stage, mic in hand. “Behold! I am Timeless Toni Storm. And I’m here to make a confession. For the last six weeks, I have been playing the role of Toni Storm. I know. I know. But the young girl in the red shorts, that was actually me. And I know that none of you realized this, because by GAWD I’m good! But you all bore witness to my metamorphosis! Thank you, thank you. But I didn’t do this for you. I did this for myself. You see, when Mariah May broke my heart, and took everything, I was so embarrassed and so ashamed, that I had to run away from myself.

“And then I realized that the only way out was through the fire. So I rebuilt myself from the ground up, just to look you in the eye. And you know what I saw? Everything I needed to see. Mariah May, you **** faced fraud. You shambolic b*tch!! I’m going to doom your bloody womb. You don’t think I’m real? Darling, it doesn’t get much realer than me! For I am Timeless, TIMELESS, Toni Storm! And your time is OVER!” The fans cheer and Toni takes a bow. We have but two weeks left, is Australia ready? Is AEW ready? Is the WORLD ready for the sequel we never thought we’d get?

Backstage interview with Harley Cameron.

Renee is now with the wild Aussie and brings up how Harley claims Mercedes Mone wanted to speak with her, but Renee was sure Mone isn’t here. They still knock on her dressing room door, but Harley says oh but she IS here! Harley brings out a Mercedes Mone MUPPET?! “Say hello to your C E O!” Harley’s ventriloquism is on display as she has Muppet Mone tell her that she’s had a change of heart. She has? Yes! She wants to wrestle Harley. Really? Yes! And in Australia~! Harley asks if Muppet Mone is sure, and Muppet Mone says yes! Absolutely sure? Yes! She wants to FEEL THE WRATH? Yes, she wants to Feel the Wrath.

Oh! Then yes, absolutely! And now that they’re friends, Harley can probably do something like… use her locker room? Sure! And help herself to whatever is in there? Yes, the coffee, the exotic fruit, all hers. And Mone’s assistant? Now they’re Harley’s assistant! Then let’s do the dance! C E O! C E O! But then the real Mercedes Mone walks in. Mone says this is so… cute! Harley is so entertaining! Now Mone sees why everyone loves her. But what she also sees is that behind this, behind the song ‘n’ dance, Harley is just hiding the fact she’s a loser. And losers don’t get to ride the Money Train. Now begone! Get away! She has things to do!

Mone steps into her locker room, and Muppet Mone is sad. Harley tells her chin up. But with just two weeks left, how can Harley convince Mone to give her that title shot?

AEW prepares for the TNT Championship Triple Threat.

Daniel Garcia says that whoever wants their shot at the title can come get it. Adam Cole says the Undisputed Kingdom makes another statement, courtesy of Kyle O’Reilly. But Lee Moriarty says that tonight, he shows everyone why #TAIGASTYLE is the best Pure wrestler on the planet, and the next Face of TNT. Kyle says yeah, he gets Garcia and Moriarty in a two-for-one deal. Garcia says the next 10 YEARS belong to him, but what about the title? We find out NEXT!

AEW TNT Championship Triple Threat: Daniel Garcia VS Kyle O’Reilly VS Lee Moriarty w/ Shane Taylor!

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who walks away from this Collision with the gold!

The bell rings and the fans rally behind “DANNY! DANNY!” Garcia, Lee and Kyle feel things out, and we get a Triple Knuckle Lock. Lee kicks Kyle away to wrench Garcia, but then Kyle wrenches the other arm. Lee wrenches Kyle’s other arm, but then Garcia wrenches Lee’s other arm. Kyle goes for a facelock on Lee but Garcia puts a headlock on Kyle. Lee waistlocks Garcia but Kyle reels Lee into a Cobra Twist! Garcia wrenches Lee’s free arm, Lee slips out and around, but then Kyle facelocks Garcia! Kyle sees Lee with the waistlock so he goes to waistlock Lee. Garcia runs to the corner and brings both guys along!

Garcia goes to buck the O’Conner but it’s only Kyle that lets go. Lee goes after Kyle but Kyle trips him to a cover, ONE! Garcia trips Kyle to a cover, ONE! Lee trips Garcia, Garcia avoids the elbow drop! Lee avoids the Penalty Kick from Kyle! Kyle avoids Garcia’s back elbow, but then Garcia avoids Lee’s lariat! Lee deflects Kyle’s kick, then Garcia deflects Kyle’s kick! These three stand off and the fans fire up! Kyle, Lee and Garcia reset, feel out another knuckle lock, but then Lee KICKS Kyle! Garcia waistlocks Lee, Lee throws elbows, but Garcia sends Lee into Kyle! Kyle falls, Lee keeps moving, and Kyle stays low.

Garcia hip tosses but Lee makes that a takedown, only for Garcia to ghost pin! TWO as Kyle drags Lee into a leglock! Lee fights, Garcia finds an opening, ARMBAR on Kyle! Lee then turns things around to ARMBAR Garcia! Kyle, Garcia and Lee all fight up, and Kyle KICKS Lee down! Garcia deflects a kick to ELBOW Kyle down! The fans fire up for Garcia but Shane coaches Lee. Garcia CHOPS Lee, whips him, but Kyle KNEES Lee out of the ring! Kyle and Garcia are 1v1 now and the fans fire up. The forearms go back and forth, then Kyle runs to BOOT! Garcia rebounds to BOOT! Kyle runs, but Lee trips him!

Lee sends Kyle into railing, then hurries back in. Garcia runs up, Lee DUMPS Garcia out! Garcia clips apron, he and Kyle end up together by the barriers, and Lee builds speed! Lee DIVES and wipes them both out! The fans fire up and Lee stands on the barriers to flex while Collision goes picture in picture.

Lee drags Kyle up, UPPERCUTS him, then CLUBS him on the neck. Lee snapmares Kyle, then scrapes soles off his face! Lee steps on Garcia’s face, pulls an arm, and drags Garcia up, to send into steel steps! Garcia flounders away, Lee UPPERCUTS Kyle, then goes up to the apron. Lee stands on Kyle’s hand, then stomps it! Lee then whips Kyle, only for Kyle to reverse! Lee hits barriers and sits down. Kyle rallies the fans while he gets space, then runs in, only for Garcia to DROPKIC Lee first! Kyle says that was his shot. Garcia says oh, okay, sorry. Garcia sets Lee up for Kyle, Kyle runs, and Kyle DROPKICSK Lee!

Garcia high-fives fans, then Kyle sits Lee back up. Kyle says let’s go together! They both run up, but Shane stands in the way! Shane talks trash, then Lee DOUBLE LARIATS Kyle & Garcia! Lee is all fired up, then he drags Garcia up and into the ring. Lee stomps Garcia, then hits a NECK TWIST! Garcia writhes and goes to ropes, Lee BLASTS Kyle off the apron, then Lee hits a snap suplex on Garcia. Cover, TWO, but Lee clamps onto an arm. Lee twists the wrist then traps the arm in a modified cording hold. Garcia endures, fights up, fires body shots, then fires forearms! Garcia fires more shots, then runs, but Lee drops down.

Collision returns to single picture as Lee hits a CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO, but Lee has Garcia’s arm in a double wristlock! Garcia fights up before the Kimura is complete! They go to ropes, RAM Kyle down, then Lee wrenches. Kyle runs up on Lee, but Lee catches him, FLATLINER SOLE FOOD COMBINATION! Cover on Garcia, TWO! Cover on Kyle, TWO! Lee is frustrated but the ref defends his count. Lee grabs Garcia’s wrist, then he grabs Kyle’s wrist. Lee sits them both up to give KICK after KICK! Lee eggs them both on as he gives more KICKS! Kyle and Garcia both seethe as they stand up. They CHOP and KICK away on Lee!

The fans fire up, Lee comes back, but Kyle hits a kitchen sink knee! Garcia hits a basement DROPKCIK! Lee bails out, and now Kyle and Garcia fire forearms! The fans fire up as the shots go back and forth, faster and faster! Kyle unleashes a strike fest! Garcia avoids the leg sweep to choke grip! Kyle breaks free, Garcia CHOPS him, then SAIDOS! Lee returns to GERMAN SUPLEX Garcia! Kyle is up to AX ‘N’ SMASH Lee! But Garcia BOOTS Kyle! Kyle BOOTS Lee! Lee BOOTS Garcia! They all fire up, and they TRIPLE BOOT!! All three men fall and the fans are thunderous! The fans hope they “FIGHT FOREVER!” but there’s still a lot of show left.

Garcia runs in and LARIATS Lee in the corner! Garcia climbs up to rain down fists! Kyle brings Garcia down, but Garcia just adds him to it! Garcia rains down more fists, and he goes to nine before he winds up, and hits TEN! The fans fire up with Garcia, then Garcia runs to DOUBLE LARIAT! Garcia hauls Kyle up, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, Lee breaks it! Lee drags Garcia up, wrenches, hammerlocks, and NECKBREAKERS! Cover, TWO! Lee roars and the fans are torn, but Lee hauls Garcia back up. Lee suplexes, Garcia slips free and trips Lee! Garcia steps through, DRAGON TAMER! Lee endures but Garcia leans back! Kyle gets an ARMBAR!!

Kyle pulls on Garcia, brings him into a TRIANGLE HOLD, but Lee stomps Kyle! Kyle grabs that foot to have an ANKLE LOCK!! Lee kicks and kicks, and Kyle lets both Lee and Garcia go! The fans fire up as Lee and Kyle stand, Kyle steps over, KNEE LIFT, but then Lee avoids the ax kick! Backslide, TWO! Lee wrenches, spins Kyle, but they each block kicks! DOUBLE ROUNDHOUSES make them both stagger! Garcia O’Conner Rolls Lee! TWO, and Shane gets a cheap shot in!! Lee rolls Garcia, TWO, but into the BORDER CITY STRETCH!! Shane keeps Kyle out of the ring! The fans boo but Kyle kicks free! Kyle FLYING KNEES Shane down!

Kyle hurries, but Garcia shifts Lee around to a jackknife bridge! GARCIA WINS!!

Winner: Daniel Garcia, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)

Shane tried to screw Kyle AND Garcia, but Garcia still found a way to beat Lee. Garcia and Kyle seem to want a 1v1, but Shane gets up to talk smack. Shane says if it was 1v1 for Garcia and Lee, Lee would’ve won. But now The Infantry appears! The full Shane Taylor Promotions is here, but Daddy Magic hops off commentary to get in there! Cool Hand Ange appears from the crowd, too! Now the numbers are even! Wait, THE UNDISPUTED KINGDOM shows up! Adam Cole & Roderick Strong stand with Kyle, now it’s 6v4! STP decide to stand down, for now. Tony Khan sends the word that next week in Houston, a TRIOS TRIPLE THREAT!

We will see Garcia & 2Point0 VS The Undisputed Kingdom VS Shane Taylor & The Infantry! Everything is bigger in Texas, but who survives when it’s this big on Collision?

Thunder Rosa speaks.

La Mera Mera tells Penelope Ford that she likes to remember the past and think on what she has accomplished, “because that gives people hope.” Ford isn’t superbad, she just has a bad attitude. Ford thinks she’ll become a big star by taking out Rosa? Nuh-uh! That’s not going to happen! these two hands will find Ford, and that will be memorable.

Hologram is recharged.

The power is back on, and he’s ready to shine again. When and where will Hologram reboot his AEW win streak?

Megan Bayne VS Hyena Hera!

The #Megasus returned to everyone’s surprise during the first-ever Women’s Casino Gauntlet. And while she didn’t win, she made quite the impression on the roster. Will she win her first ever Collision? Or will Hyena Hera have the last laugh?

The bell rings and Hera storms up, only for Bayne to RAM her into a corner! And RAM her again and again! Bayne CHOPS, the fans fire up, and Bayne brings Hera around to whip corner to corner. Hera sputters in the corner, Bayne runs in, and Bayne SPLASHES Hera, to then BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! The fans rally for Bayne and she looms over Hera. Bayne drags Hera up, but Hera fires a forearm! And another! Hera runs, but into a BOOT! Bayne roars and the fans fire up! Bayne runs and LEAPING LARIATS Hera down! Bayne fires up more and the fans are with her. Bayne fireman’s carries Hera, shouts, “BOW DOWN!” and hits an F5!! Cover, Bayne wins!

Winner: Megan Bayne, by pinfall

There’s a lot of Greek and Roman mythology here as the Megasus slays Hera, but will Bayne dominate the AEW Women’s Division as a true titan of wrestling?

Lio Rush & Action Andretti speak.

The Bad Child tells Dante he should listen to his brother, Darius. “Because why would we be there last week?” They’re not there this week. Dante thinks they’ll show up because he told them to? They have better things to do. But don’t cry, they’ll be back. And when they’re back, maybe Lio takes Dante up on his challenge. Maybe. Top Flight is put on standby, how long will Lio & Action delay the inevitable?

AEW hears from Mariah May and Queen Aminata.

The Glamour says, “The return of Timeless~ Toni Storm, wrestling my first ever opponent in AEW. How poetic. How pathetic. If you’re really going to give the performance of a lifetime~, then I want a front row seat.” The Queen tells Toni not to worry about Mariah or Australia. They’ve faced off before, and Aminata promises to do better. Serena Deeb, Mariah May, everyone can watch. Because this Wednesday, the Queen is coming for Toni’s head! Will Aminata have her crowning achievement by bringing down the THREE-TIME AEW Women’s World Champion? Or will she just be a tune-up for Toni’s homecoming in Australia?

Backstage interview with Kris Statlander & Willow Nightingale.

Lexy Nair is with the #BornAgainKristen and The Babe with the Power, noting that while there is a lot of history here, Kris wanted this chance to talk. What is on her mind? Kris says yes, there is a lot of history. A lot of good, a lot of bad, but most importantly, the reason Kris asked Willow here, is for forgiveness. Kris is sorry. Willow laughs in disbelief. Kris is sorry? Kris certainly has a lot she wants to say Willow, and Willow has a lot she wants to say to Kris. Willow thinks it is time she just focuses on herself. Kris says just so Willow knows, she never broke the friendship bracelet, so… Kris leaves, and that leaves Willow with a lot to think about.

Midsouth Street Fight: FTR VS Jon Moxley & Wheeler Yuta!

For everything The Death Riders have done to them, for everything the Death Riders did to the legendary Rock ‘n’ Roll Express, Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler look to take this old school the way Ricky Morton, Robert Gibson, and many of their rivals would! Just how brutal will the #TopGuys get with the Maniac & Decoder?

Well, no need to wait, FTR finds Moxley & Yuta in the crowd as they make their entrance! The bell rings, the brawl is on, and Huntsville is all fired up! Things move closer to the stage, FTR smacks Moxley & Yuta off barriers, but Moxley & Yuta hit back! Cash whips Yuta into barriers, then LARIATS him up and over! Cash and Yuta are ringside now but Dax CLAWS Moxley’s back! Cash CHOPS Yuta against the apron, but Moxley sends Dax into barriers! Dax uses a trash can to SMACK Moxley in the head! And then SMACK him again! Moxley flops over the barriers to go up the bleachers! Dax pursues and throws haymakers!

The fans cheer as Dax SMASHES Moxley with someone’s beer bottle! Cash brings out a ladder!? But Yuta DROPKICKS it into Cash! The fans boo as Yuta pushes the ladder out of the ring. Moxley fires forearms on Dax in return, and they start moving back to ringside. Yuta sends Cash into steel steps! Dax CLAWS Moxley’s face, Moxley CLAWS Dax’s face, then Moxley BITES Dax’s fingers! Dax BITES Moxley’s forehead! The fans fire up as these two fight like animals! Yuta talks trash on Cash while he stands on Cash’s neck! Dax SLAMS chairs on to Moxley! Yuta pulls the padding off a turnbuckle’s crossbar!

Yuta POSTS Cash, brings him up, but Dax TOSSES Moxley to ringside. Dax keeps after Moxley while Yuta scoops and SLAMS Cash on the ladder! Moxley body shots Dax, then sends him into steel steps! Moxley snarls as he grabs a chair, brings it around, and he makes Dax take a seat. Moxley rains down fists, then gets space to BOOT Dax in the face! Moxley shoves Dax down, covers, TWO! Moxley puts a chair in the ring, but Dax SMAC KS Moxley with a trash can lid! Yuta CHOPS Cash, Dax and Mox get in the ring. Mox JAMS Dax up with the chair, then scoops him to SLAM him on the chair! Dax writhes, Moxley goes looking for stuff, and Yuta gets in the ring.

Moxley brings out quite a few things while Yuta SMACKS Dax on the back with that chair! Yuta soaks up heat, then aims again, to SMACK Dax back down! Yuta pretends he hit a home run. Moxley brings in various tools, such as hammers and pliers! The fans go wild seeing those, but Cash CLOBBERS Moxley! Cash goes up, and he FLYING LARIATS! Cash rains down fists, then he DECKS Yuta! Cash rallies on the Death Riders, then TOSESS Yuta out! Cash stomps away on Moxley. The fans fire up as Cash LARIATS Yuta on the apron! Cash rips his shirt away, and he uses it to CHOKE Yuta! BUT MARINA SHAFIR POSTS CASH!

The fans boo as The Problem makes herself known, and then Moxley is going after Dax with the pliers! He wants those teeth, but Dax fights, so Moxley PULLS on Dax’s nose! The fans freak out and tell Moxley he’s sick, but Collision goes to picture in picture!

Dax fights free of the pliers and goes to a corner, but Yuta is on him with CLAWS to the face! The ref reprimands but Yuta stops when he wants to stop. Yuta grins while he soaks up heat, and Moxley stands Dax up to use the pliers on a finger! The ref can again only reprimand as Moxley & Yuta make Dax suffer! Moxley then grabs a chair, and he JAMS Dax up in the corner. Moxley CHOKES Dax with the chair, then wedges the chair into the corner. Yuta throws hands on Dax, then he and Moxley whip Dax into the chair! Dax falls in a heap, the chair clattering with him, and Yuta WRECKS Cash with a dropkick!

Moxley tells Marina to keep on Cash, and she CLAWS Cash’s face! Dax returns to throw hands with Moxley, but Moxley pokes Dax in the face with the pliers! Yuta goes after Chas, Moxley digs the hammer into Dax’s forehead and eyes! Yuta SLAMS the ladder down on Cash’s back! Dax fights back on Moxley, but Yuta attacks! They mug Dax, then Yuta DDTS Dax onto the trash can lid! Moxley goes out to grab the ladder, and Yuta whips Cash into railing. Cash goes down in a heap while Moxley brings the ladder into the ring. The ladder is put along the top rope, then he and Yuta whip Dax! Dax ducks the ladder, comes back and CLOBBERS the Death Riders!

Dax fires hands on Moxley, then grabs the ladder. He simply puts it on the middle rope now, and he whips Yuta. Yuta reverses, and Dax hits the ladder hard! Dax writhes, the ladder falls out of the ring, and Collision returns to single picture. Yuta looms over Dax, digs his knees in, and Moxley brings out the mysterious black bag. Cash crawls in, Yuta stomps him, and Moxley pours out THUMBTACKS! The fans fire up again while Moxley & Yuta drag Cash up. They bring Cash over, then Yuta makes Dax watch! Moxley underhooks the arms, but Cash wrenches out, whips and POWERBOMBS Moxley onto the tacks!!

The fans go wild as Moxley suffers from his own violent desires! Cash then fires hands on Yuta! Yuta bails out but Cash goes to the apron. Cash drags Yuta up, and hits an APRON- NO, Yuta slips inside, fires hands, and he suplexes. Cash fights that, he and Yuta fight for control! Yuta ROCKS Cash, builds speed, but Cash slingshots. Yuta slides under, Cash keeps moving, and Cash DIVES! Down goes Yuta, but then Moxley has Cash! PARADIGM SHIFT to the floor! Moxley snarls, tells Marina to find him a table, and she points to which side of the ring it’s under. They bring the table out, and fans are torn. They like tables, but the hate the Death Riders!

Moxley puts the table in the ring, Yuta CHOKES Dax on ropes, then Yuta CLAWS Dax’s face! Moxley puts that table up in a corner, and Yuta fires hands on Dax. The fans rally for FTR, but Yuta throws more hands. Moxley talks trash on the fans but they boo. Yuta & Moxley reel Dax in, but Dax fights the double suplex! Dax then fires hands, CHOPS, and elbows! Moxley bails out, so Dax focuses on Yuta! Dax has Yuta in a corner an drains down hands fast ‘n’ furious! The fans fire up as Dax goes way past ten! Dax then brings Yuta around, suplexes, and BRAINBUSTER! Yuta writhes, the fans rally for FTR, but Moxley slithers in with some kind of tow hook!

Dax kicks low! Dax UPPERCUTS, then takes the hook! LOW BLOW WITH THE HOOK!! Dax has Moxley by the shorthairs, but Marina LOW BLOWS Dax! She’s got an iron claw herself, and then clamps on a SLEEPER! Dax is fading, but then he gets a second wind! Dax BACKPACK SENTONS through the table!! Dax just took care of The Problem and the fans are thunderous! They cheer on “A E DUB! A E DUB!” for giving them this match! But Moxley hauls Dax up, reels him in, and he has a chair at the ready! But Dax backdrops him! Moxley sunset flips, Dax sits on the cover, TWO! Moxley gets free, but Dax kicks low! FULL METAL PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!!!

Moxley survives and Dax grows frustrated. Dax hobbles around, then has Moxley’s legs! SHARPSHOOTER!! Moxley endures as Dax sits back on the hold! The fans rally, but now CLAUDIO is here! The fans boo as the Swiss Cyborg suplexes Dax off of Moxley! Claudio reels Dax in, but Dax backdrops free! And LARIATS Claudio up and out! But Moxley hits a CUTTER!! Moxley sets the chair up, and runs, FULL METAL CURB STOMP!! Cover, CASH BREAKS IT! The fans fire up but Yuta attacks Cash! Claudio joins in, this is even more of a handicap match now! The fans boo but Claudio drags Cash around.

Yuta keeps Cash down so Claudio can put the chair around Cash’s neck! The fans boo, but COPE & JAY WHITE are here! They fight Yuta and Claudio, and the Switchblade LARIATS Claudio out! Cope CLOBBERS Moxley on the outside, puts him back in, then things spill out towards commentary! They even get on the desk! Dax reels Yuta in, and Cash goes up the railing! MIND BREAKER PILEDRIVER through the table!!! Cover, FTR WINS!!

Winners: FTR, by pinfall

The Death Riders tried to tip the scales, but they underestimated how many enemies they have! But the brawl is still going as Claudio puts White in the ring! Cope has Moxley, White gets Claudio with a BLADERUNNER! The fans fire up as FTR now stand back up, and they join Cope & White in the ring! “This is Awesome!” as Moxley finds himself all alone! Cope tells Moxley to turn around. He does, and staggers into a SHATTER MACHINE! Then Cope adds the SPEAR!! Cope still isn’t done, he drags Moxley around and White says hold on a second. White brings in a chair and hands that to Cope! FTR sets Moxley up on the other chair, and the fans all know what this is!

But so does Claudio, and he drags Moxley out to safety! The fans boo, but Cope grins. He put out the challenge, and as it stands, March 9th could be the most violent match we’ve ever seen! Will Cope make sure the Maniac’s reign of terror ends with a Revolution?

My Thoughts:

A very good Collision, but they sure put in a lot of talking. I know this was prerecorded, and it obviously went up against the Royal Rumble, but seriously, this was a LOT of talking. They put in a lot of hype promos and vignettes for the coming weeks. I’m surprised they’re making the Atlanta Dynamite a “big” episode, but I did really like the promo from Swerve and Ricochet. For one, it’s just great that people in AEW and WWE are acknowledging Lucha Underground. And Ricochet also relating how the fans were rather fickle, and spun it as how he was always “pretending” to be a Face. It does work given how well he’s doing as this American Psycho style Heel. Swerve VS Ricochet for Atlanta is going to be awesome stuff, but I feel like shenanigans will happen to compel a rematch.

Toni Storm had a great promo, and I love that she thinks we had no idea that was her as “Rockstar” Toni Storm. But then Mariah May hyping up Storm VS Aminata is redundant and just filling time. At least Thunder Rosa’s promo kept in mind that Rosa VS Ford was happening. Willow and Kris having a promo here was a touch surprising, but at least they haven’t forgotten that story of Kris trying to redeem herself. Then Harley VS Taya was a really good match, and I figured Harley would finally get that first televised win here. Deonna throwing a fit was fitting, and Harley had a really funny Mone Muppet promo. Now, of course Mone wasn’t going to just say yes to Harley, maybe Harley forces Mone into it with a Title Eliminator situation.

Very good promos from Kyle and Briscoe to set up a singles match for next week’s Collision, but then it seems a bit too soon when we’ve got Kyle & Konosuke VS Buddy & Brody. I did really like the promo Buddy and Okada had, though, with Buddy again punking Okada there. Obviously Buddy VS Okada is going to be happen, and I would think it’s for Grand Slam. Perhaps after next week’s Dynamite, Okada tries to punk Buddy in return, only for Buddy and him to fight, compelling the Continental Championship match. And even if Buddy loses, he will look awesome against Okada, maybe helping build Buddy up towards a different singles title reign.

Good promo from Lio & Action to talk trash on Dante & Darius, and a good, quick vignette from Hologram. Hologram will surely get right back into the mix once he’s back, and he’d also make a great challenger to some midcard titles. We got a really good promo from each part of the TNT Championship Triple Threat, and that was one of the best Triple Threats I’ve seen in a long time, especially when you consider the creativity from these three as three of the best technical wrestlers today. Plus, they did an incredible job with that finish, where Garcia turns things around on Lee and Kyle misses breaking it. The Trios Triple Threat we’re getting will be great, too, but I feel like Undisputed Kingdom wins that.

Very good promo from The Outrunners to hype up their tag match, and that was a really good tag match. The Learning Tree of course had to cheat, though, but then great save by Bandido. He is over his concussion that he unfortunately got when he returned in the first place, and clearly he’ll be challenging Jericho after all. I can only hope that Bandido VS Jericho happens for whatever return to cable television ROH will get, and then Bandido can win the title to make all the “Please Retire!” anti-Jericho fans happy. And even if there are fans who don’t really know Bandido, I would think beating Jericho would help them understand Bandido is that good.

Great opening tag from Joe & Hook VS Nick & Kip, and while of course Joe & Hook, of course Christian would beat them up as a sore loser. I almost thought Shibata was gonna hurry out there, but I guess The Patriarchy has to stand tall once before this feud is over. I’m sure the blowoff is a Six Man Tag, but a part of me wants Taz to dare Christian Cage to put up his Casino Gauntlet contract against either Joe or Hook. At the very least, not getting Joe VS Christian 1v1 before this is done feels like a wasted opportunity, so we gotta see that happen.

Great stuff with LFI’s reunion. Mortos of course destroys Adam Priest, but Caster showing up to do his first open challenge was good stuff. Rush demolishing Caster was also great, and I really hope this time, LFI does stuff that matters. If nothing else, can they get in on the story with the Death Riders just because of the Trios Championships? Rated FTR has said they don’t really disagree with the Death Riders, and I feel like LFI don’t even care what the Death Riders want, LFI just wants gold. And c’mon, Rush, Dralistico & Mortos VS Claudio, Pac & Yuta? That’s a killer 3v3 right there.

Now, speaking of the Death Riders, here’s where things were just a touch messy tonight. They’ve been showing us snippets of the Death Riders on Closeup with Renee Paquette, the AEW YouTube series. Did Cope not even watch the snippets they showed on TV? Because the first part of his promo made no sense when you consider Moxley out and out says he wants to “backfill AEW with a thousand Jon Moxleys,” aka he wants to mold the next generation in his image. Cope saying Moxley has no plan is now debunked. But being this is all a prerecorded episode, maybe Cope did that promo before knowing they were giving us Moxley’s promo on Dynamite.

That said, duh it’s gonna be Cope VS Moxley at Revolution. The Street Fight tonight was a lot of wild fun, and of course it got overbooked with Marina and Claudio helping out, to then cue Cope and Jay White countering that. Great win for FTR out of this, and good tease of Cope going for the Con-Chair-To. Going back to Christian Cage still having his Casino Gauntlet contract, it’d be so fitting if he chose to cash in on Cope at Revolution. Cope can win to “liberate” the world title, only for his archenemy to steal his moment and start us on a new Cope VS Christian rivalry through the Spring and Summer.

My Score: 8.7/10

THREE! TWO! ONE!

This could very well be the most star-studded Royal Rumble of all time! Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, CM Punk, John Cena, and who knows who else! But who will be the one moving on to main-event WrestleMania?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

• 2025 Women’s Royal Rumble: Charlotte Flair wins and will challenge for a title at WrestleMania 41.
• WWE Tag Team Championships Best 2 Out of 3 Falls: #DIY VS Motor City Machine Guns; DIY wins and retains the titles.
• Undisputed WWE Championship Ladder Match: Cody Rhodes VS Kevin Owens; Cody wins and retains the title.
• 2025 Men’s Royal Rumble: Jey Uso wins and will challenge for a title at WrestleMania 41.

PLAY BY PLAY

It’s the Royal Rumble Countdown show!

Join Michael Cole, Pat McAfee, Wade Barrett & Big E as they discuss, analyze and predict all the action tonight in Indianapolis!

Backstage interview with Carmelo Hayes.

Pete Rosenberg runs into H1M and quickly asks how he feels going into tonight’s Rumble. Melo feels locked in. It isn’t every day you get a chance to win the Rumble. His first was last year, he’s in his second, he’s locked in and ready to win. Melo Won’t Miss. Well, Pete can’t imagine Melo’s a huge crowd favorite with how he trashed Indy last night. Melo says he’s always a crowd favorite. Especially with Tyrese Halliburton. But what did Melo say? Where was the lie? Tyrese doesn’t put up numbers like Melo. On top of that, Tyrese didn’t make the All Star team. Pete, why you so close to him? Pete apologizes and moves on. But will Melo really hit the game winner, no matter what number he draws?

Exclusive interview with CM Punk.

Jackie Redmond sits down with the Second City Saint and brings up how he and the Rumble have become synonymous. 2014, that Rumble marked what a lot of people thought was the end of Punk’s time in WWE. Does he think about that? yes, actually, and he’s nervous talking about it. It was legit litigation. At one point, you weren’t allowed to say his name here. And Punk thinks that Rumble was a big part of that. And then last year, Punk’s return to the Rumble, but his triceps tear. What was goin on through his mind at the time? Well, he was fighting Cody and Gunther, and heartbreak.

Short term, he had a good 8 minute cry before calling his wife. What’d she say when the worst case scenario hit? Just to come home and they’d take care of it together. That’s what she does for him, she helps him, has his back. What was the silver lining of that moment? Was there one? More often than not, it is losing and that is the worst that can happen. But it also gives you perspective and teaches you where you’re going. Well, Jackie braces Punk, because she’s doing to ask about “The favor.” Punk says a lot of people have. Any chance Punk is willing to give any insight to this favor Paul Heyman owes him? Nope.

Jackie knew he would say that and it still bothers her. The follow-up is then “when?” No, because he doesn’t know when he’ll have to cash it in. Now, everyone thinks it is about someone else Heyman is close with, but we’ll have to see. Then what was his relationship with Heyman like while he was away? Did he have one? Punk says no, not really. They’d talk intermittently, but it was a tough time back then. When did that relationship come back? When did they go back to mending it? When Punk came back to the WWE. That’s how it is. Then what was his first interaction with Heyman? Just that long, uncomfortable hug.

Jackie brings us back to the beginning. Rumble last year was devastating, but what if all that training and preparing still doesn’t help him win this year? How would he feel coming up short again? Punk says he’s come up short every Rumble he’s done. He doesn’t know what it feels to win, he knows what it feels to lose, and it feels empty. But this business is a runaway freight train. There’s always next year, but also other roads to the top. This just feels like the one that bears fruit. Then what happens if he does win tonight and gets to point at the WrestleMania sign? He hadn’t really thought about it.

That is a scarier thought than losing, because he’s never felt it. What if he does win the Rumble? Great. What if he main events Mania? That has been his dream, and if he accomplishes it, maybe what he has for this business starts to fade. Maybe what makes Punk great is the constant hunger. The instant that static in Cult of Personality hits, he’ll be ready. That’s what he’s always been about. The Best in the World is as ready as he’ll ever be, but will he finally win the big one?

Backstage interview with Gunther.

Cathy Kelley is with Der Ring General, and notes the star-studded Royal Rumble. Is there anyone Gunther is hoping wins tonight to face him at WrestleMania. Gunther says he doesn’t really need to keep an eye on the match. He knows that while this is packed with stars, whoever wins this Rumble will challenge Cody Rhodes. Cody is the easier opponent, Gunther is the bigger threat and the real test of passion. But overall, the Rumble is a spectacular match. Gunther holds the record for the longest lasting superstar of all time. It is a match that allows you to show your heart and accelerate your career.

Then if he isn’t worried about the challenger, is there anyone he sees lasting as long as he did in that match? Gunther says it’ll be the same thing as always: All the big egos will clash, there’s all the drama, and Gunther will excitedly watch that play out. Tonight, we find out who challenges Cody at WrestleMania. The World Heavyweight Champion heads out, but will someone surprise him when they choose to take on the “bigger threat?”

Backstage interview with The Miz.

Cathy Kelley says The Hollywood A-Lister has been in 16 Rumbles yet only has two eliminations, how does he feel about his chances tonight? Try again, Cathy. Oh, okay, then what number did he pull? Wow, she thinks he’s going to tell us? Element of surprise, Cathy. No one has Miz picked for The Rumble, but no one had him as Mr. Money in the Bank, but he won it twice! No one had him for WWE Championship but he won it twice! No one had him in the main event of WrestleMania, but after tonight, Miz will be in it twice. Because let’s face it, when Miz is underestimated, that is when he is the biggest threat. Because he’s The Miz, and he’s AWESOME!

The Road to WrestleMania starts again.

And that very first step has always been a big one. Returns, debuts, incredible performances of speed and strength, and history being made time and again. For some, an exciting start to their legacy. For others, a hope at punctuating theirs. The Grandest Stage of Them All awaits, but who comes alive here at the Royal Rumble?

Lanie Gardner sings the National Anthem.

Stephanie McMahon is here!

Indianapolis cheers the Billionaire Queen of the WWE as she walks out on stage, mic in hand. Stephanie says it is an incredible honor to be here in the amazing city of Indianapolis, and to be streaming live on Peacock and Netflix simultaneously, bringing the WWE Universe together as never before. WWE grows because of the fans, so she thanks the fans for making this the biggest Royal Rumble in history! The fans cheer that! Without further ado, welcome to the 2025 Royal Rumble! The pyro goes off in the ring and the fans cheer. Those won’t be the only fireworks, because the first Rumble is on its way!

Pat McAfee speaks.

This great state, this legendary stadium, this incomparable city. There’s more heart, grit and determination here than anywhere else on Earth. And now, he knows what you’re thinking. Pat’s an Indy guy, he’ll of course do a great cold open. But y’know what? You’re damn right! In case you’ve been living on a space station for 37 years and don’t know about this legendary event, let Pat educate you real quick. 30 men, 30 women, barrel down the entrance ramp and spoilers, they aren’t looking to hug it out! It is full sail until there is only one left standing! All the passion, all the trash talk, all the history, everything is on the line

Nothing fires Pat up more than wrestling in the great state of Indiana! Let ’em hear you, Indy! And welcome to the 2025 Royal Rumble! LET’S GO~!

2025 Women’s Royal Rumble!

Tiffany Stratton is the WWE Women’s Champion, Rhea Ripley is the Women’s World Champion, and Giulia is the NXT Women’s Champion. Those three are all targets for the 30 women that are about to step into the ring. Who will be taking aim and pointing at the sign here in Lucas Oil Stadium?

The first entry tonight is… IYO SKY! Indy fires up for the Evil Genius, but will she become the Iron Woman here tonight? Joining her on this journey as entry number two is… LIV MORGAN! The bell rings and we’re on the clock as the two stare down. The fans rally as they circle, and the two tie up. Liv knees low, fires more knees, then pushes Iyo down to headlock. Iyo powers up and out, but Liv runs her over! Liv does a dance, smiles, and fans cheer. Liv runs, Iyo stays low but then slips around to CLUB Liv! Iyo runs to FLIP over Liv’s back, then ducks ‘n’ dodges! Liv avoids the handspring but Iyo SHOTGUNS her down!

Iyo handsprings again just to show off, and the fans fire up! Iyo runs at Liv in the corner, but Liv pops her up and out! Liv ROCKS Iyo, kicks her, but Iyo grabs the foot! Iyo HOTSHOTS Liv’s foot and Liv hobbles away. Iyo springboards, Liv gets under then runs up, but no Oblivion here! Iyo DUMPS Liv to the apron! Liv holds on, kicks at Iyo, then RAMS into her! Iyo RAMS Liv! Liv grabs Iyo and has a facelock! Liv then KNEES Iyo, but Iyo blocks the bump! Iyo bumps Liv off buckles, but entry number three is here! And it’s ROXANNE PEREZ! The former NXT Women’s Champion is back in the Rumble, could she take it all?

The Prodigy runs in, goes after Iyo, but Iyo whips her away. Roxie hits a THESZ PRESS and fast hands! Then she SOBATS Liv, ROCKS her, and goes after Iyo. Roxie sends Iyo into Liv, then pulls Iyo’s hair! Iyo pushes Roxie aweay, pops Roxie up, but Roxie RANAS! Roxie UPPERCUTS Liv in a corner, UPPERCUTS Iyo in another! Liv runs in, but Roxie dodges! Liv hits Iyo, Roxie UPPERCUTS them both! Roxie wrenches Liv, reels Iyo in, RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP DDT COMBO! Roxie kips up and the fans fire up! Roxie TOSSES Liv up and over, but Liv stays on the apron! Liv and Roxie throw hands, but Roxie KNEES Liv in the ropes!

Iyo runs up to DUMP Roxie up and over! Roxie skins the cat to RANA Iyo! The fans fire up, Liv hits a CODE BREAKER on Roxie! All three are down, but here comes entry number four! It’s… LYRA VALKYRIA! The inaugural Women’s Intercontinental Champion wants to reach higher heights, will entering the Rumble for the first time ever do that? Lyra ENZIGIRIS Liv, ENZIGIRIS Roxie, then dodges Liv to cartwheel and HEEL KICK! Iyo runs up but Lyra wrenches her! TORNADO DDT! Then she drags Iyo up to FISHERMAN BUSTER! The fans cheer and Lyra TOSSES Iyo up and out! Liv CLOBBERS Lyra!

Liv kicks at Iyo, Iyo grabs that foot, and Iyo ROCKS Liv into Roxie! Roxie goes after Liv, Liv kicks back, Lyra has a wardrobe malfunction while Liv KNEES Iyo and KICKS Roxie! Lyra is back, and she helps Liv DUMP Iyo! Roxie goes after Liv! Entry number five is here, and it’s… “Shh… It’s Chelsea Green~!” The Hot Mess Women’s US Champion is here, but she takes her time while the other four fight it out. Roxie bumps Iyo off buckles, Lyra stomps Liv, and then Lyra bumps Liv off buckles. Roxie tries to get Iyo up and out but Iyo fights back. Chelsea finally enters, and she SLAPS Roxie! And SLAPS Liv! And she TOSSES Iyo!

Iyo holds onto ropes, Chelsea TOSSES Lyra! Lyra holds onto ropes! Chelsea does the same to Roxie and to Liv, but they both hold onto ropes! Chelsea salutes herself, but then she realizes no one hit the floor. They all surround Chelsea, and they attack 4v1! The fans are torn, but then Liv DECKS Lyra and Roxie bumps Iyo off buckles. Number six is here, and it’s… B-FAB! Will she be fabulous on this Road to WrestleMania? B-Fab and Chelsea have beef, so Chelsea storms up, only for B-Fab to BOOT her! B-Fab rallies on Chelsea but then Lyra whips her. B-Fab reverses and LEG LARIATS! Liv runs up, B-Fab sends her into Lyra!

B-Fab UPPERCUTS Liv, then scoops her to SLAM her onto Lyra! Iyo rolls B-Fab, but B-Fab kicks low! B-Fab suplexes for ANARCHY! B-Fab drags Iyo up, sends her at ropes, but Iyo holds on! Iyo fights back, Chelsea and Roxie scrap in one corner, Lyra and Liv in the other. Liv stomps a mudhole, Chelsea talks trash to commentary, but here comes entry number 7! It’s… IVY NILE! The Diamond Pitbull is #AmericanMade, and she rushes right into the ring! SPINEBUSTER for Lyra! Ivy rains down forearms, a message for the champion she’s after! Ivy scoops Lyra, dumps her to the apron, but then Iyo is after Ivy!

Ivy switches with Iyo to GERMAN SUPLEX! Then she GERMAN SUPLEXES Liv! Chelsea hooks Ivy’s arms but Ivy turns that into a waistlock! Chelsea grabs Roxie, Ivy DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEXES! #SuplexIvy stands tall but fans are torn. Lyra kicks Ivy in return! Lyra bumps Ivy off buckles, Liv is after Chelsea, Iyo has B-Fab. Roxie is the odd one out but she uses that to rest under the bottom rope. Liv & Iyo work together on B-Fab, but entry number 8 is… ZOEY STARK! Pure Fusion Collective’s Sniper is here, could she earn a golden ticket home to Las Vegas? She slingshots up and over Liv, sends Iyo into her, then HALF NELSON SUPLEXES Iyo!

Zoey KNEES Liv, SUPERKICKS B-Fab, kicks Ivy and underhooks her, for ATAXIA! Zoey kips up, fires up, but Chelsea TOSSES her! Zoey stays on the apron to ENZIGIRI! Then she goes up, up, and FLYING BLOCKBUSTERS! Zoey drags Iyo up, throws her at the ropes, but Iyo holds onto the ropes to headscissor in return! Iyo almost has Zoey up and over but Zoey fights free. Liv has Chelsea on the apron, but Chelsea clings to the ropes with her legs! Liv kicks and kicks but Chelsea keeps her feet off the ground! Entry number 9 is… LASH LEGEND! The Bougie Bully makes her Rumble debut, and she runs right into the ring!

Lash CHOPS Ivy! DECKS Iyo! BOOTS Chelsea! Roxie runs up, but into a scoop, and BACKBREAKER! Then Lash catches Lyra! Lash pops Lyra up to a suplex, and she marches around before the SLAM! Lash kips up, then FLAPJACKS Zoey onto Lyra! The fans cheer as Lash points to the sign, but here comes Ivy! Lash catches her, swings her into Iyo, then into everyone else! Lash then brings Ivy up, and POWERBOMBS her down! Roxie goes after Zoey but B-Fab CLUBS Lash! B-Fab talks trash, but Lash ROCKS her! They fire forearms and the fans fire up! B-Fab fires off and SLAPS Lash! B-Fab whips Lash but Lash ELBOWS back! DOUBLE BOOTS take them both down!

Chelsea pounces and TOSSES B-FAB! Chelsea ELIMINATES B-Fab! She salutes, then hurries after Lash! Chelsea TOSSES Lash, but Lash holds on! Entry 10 is… BIANCA BELAIR! The EST won the 2021 Women’s Rumble, can she do it again here? Bianca goes up, up, and she CROSSBODIES Chelsea! The fans fire up as Bianca drags Roxie up to TOSS her! Roxie holds on, but Bianca TOSSES Lyra! The apron is getting crowded, but then Bianca suplexes Iyo! Bianca marches then SLAMS Iyo down! The fans fire up as Bianca RAMS Iyo, then goes up to rain down fists! The fans count alnog, but Bianca jumps over Ivy!

Bianca RAMS Ivy into Iyo, then climbs up to rain down more fists! Zoey runs in, Bianca jumps over her! Bianca RAMS all three! Then she climbs up to rain down more fists! Lash runs in, Bianca backflips, and Lash SPLASHES everyone else! Bianca RAMS into Lash, rains down more fists, and finally gets to TEN! But here comes Liv! Bianca dodges Liv, scoops and GUTBUSTERS! Then she wrenches Lash to reel her in, and the fans go nuts as she suplexes Lash! Bianca kips up, Indy fires up, but Iyo BOOTS her! Iyo goes up, Bianca ROCKS Iyo! Entry 11 is… SHAYNA BASZLER! Zoey has some PFC back-up as the Queen of Spades rushes out here!

Shayna goes right after Chelsea for a BIG back suplex! But Iyo is after Shayna! Shayna wrenches Iyo’s arm, then hits a wristlock suplex! Shayna isolates that arm, lets her hair down, but Liv runs up! Shayna catches Liv for an ARM BREAKER onto Iyo! Then Shayna KICKS Liv down! Lyra ENZIGIRIS Shayna! Zoey springboards and LARIATS! Zoey recovered just in time, and now she beats down Lyra! Zoey & Shayna work together to TOSS Lyra, but she holds onto the ropes! Bianca and Iyo work on Roxie, Liv and Lash go after Ivy. Lyra fights free, goes up a corner, and she DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICKS!

Lyra kips up, but Ivy TOSSES her! Ivy ELIMINATES Lyra! The fans boo but Ivy says she’s coming for the Intercontinental Championship. Entry 12 is coming, and it’s… BAYLEY! Last year’s winner wants that back-to-back achievement can she do it? The Role Model HOTSHOTS Roxie, then clinches for a BAYLEY- NO, Roxie lsips free! Bayley blocks a kick, KNEES Roxie back, then puts her in a corner. Bayley runs up, Roxie dodges, but then Bayley catches Roxie again! Roxie fights free, runs up, but into a fireman’s carry! Liv and Iyo kick each other while Bayley hits a SWINGING SIDE SLAM on Roxie!

Iyo and Bayley stare down, the DMG CTRL showdown begins again! But PFC attack them both! The fans boo as PFC mugs Iyo, then they double whip Bayley. Bayley TOSSES Zoey, but Shayna grabs a leg! Bayley fights them off, TOSSES Shayna over, too, and entry 13 is… SONYA DEVILLE! PFC is complete, but she better hurry to help her team! Sonya storms right in, kicks Bayley and ROCKS Iyo! KNEE for Bayley! Iyo wheelbarrows but Sonya sits her down! SLIDING KNEE! Liv runs up, into a SPEAR! Sonya gives marching orders to Zoey & Shayna, they feed Chelsea to Sonya! Chelsea wants mercy, she gets the DEVILLE’S ADVOCATE!

Bianca is sent into a GERMAN SUPLEX! Roxie is fed to a ROLLING DEATH VALLEY! PFC mugs Lash, they mug Liv, then DOUBLE KNEE Lash down! Chelsea scurries out under the bottom rope to stay safe. Liv ends up in a Z360 DDT!! Entry 14 is… MAXXINE DUPRI! The Alpha Academy’s Alpha Princess is here, but PFC doesn’t even take her seriously. Maxxine realizes she’s in trouble, but then Ivy gets in her face! Maxxine DECKS Ivy! And LARIATS! And HEEL KICKS! Maxxine hits a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! The fans cheer and Maxxine winds it up! But then PFC are in her way. The fans boo, they wanted to see her Caterpillar!

But then Iyo, Bianca and Bayley goes after PFC! Maxxine GERMAN SUPLEXES Ivy, and kips up! The straps come down, and Maxxine cartwheels into the REVERSE CATERPILLAR! ELBOW DROP! Maxxine fireman’s carries Ivy, DUMPS her out, but Ivy fights back! HEEL KICK and Ivy falls! Maxxine ELIMINATES Ivy! But PFC DUMPS Maxxine and ELIMINATES her! The fans boo but PFC high-fives. Entry 15 is here, and it’s… NAOMI! Time for the Rumble to Feel The Glow! Naomi hurries to help Bianca! She ROUNDHOUSES Sonya, HEEL KICKS SHayna, then RAMS into Zoey! APRON HEATSEEKER for Zoey!

Naomi scuffs Zoey, bumps Chelsea off buckles, then climbs. BLOCKBUSTER! Roxie attacks, whips, but Naomi slides under! Mule kick! AX KICK! Shayna & Zoey attack Naomi! Sonya joins in, PFC mugs her, but Bianca gets up to attack! Bayley helps out, too! The fans fire up, and even Iyo helps out! Bianca directs traffic, time to clear out PFC. Naomi & Bianca double torture rack Zoey, DOUBLE KSIS OF DEATH!! OVER THE MOONSAULT on Sonya!! Bayley hits a BAYLEY2BELLY on Shayna! PFC all get TOSSED, TRIPLE ELIMINATION! And here comes entry 16! It’s… JAIDA PARKER! Miss Parker from NXT is ready to get Out The Mud!

Jaida slides in, CLOBBERS Iyo, CHOPS Roxie, but Bayley scoops! Jaida slips free, shoves Bayley, then dodges to CLOBBER her! Jaida is fired up, and she wrenches Liv to a suplex, GOURD BUSTER! HIP-NOTIC!! The fans fire up and Jaida gives Chelsea the TEARDROP! Jaida high steps it, she and Lash actually bond over being NXT in the Rumble. Bianca and Naomi step up, and hey, sisterhood! But then Chelsea wants to join in? She gets pinballed around! But then she falls, Lash’s BOOT hits Jaida! Chelsea TOSSES Lash and ELIMINATES her! Chelsea says what up? Bye~! But then Naomi & Bianca are there.

Chelsea apologizes, but here comes entry 17. It’s… PIPER NIVEN! And not a moment too soon! The Secret Her-vice Agent makes her way out while Chelsea slips under the bottom rope. Bianca & Naomi watch each other’s backs while waiting on Chelsea. Chelsea shouts for Piper but the ramp is so long! Naomi & Bianca attack but Chelsea fights them off! Piper hurries in, she and Chelsea stare down the tag champs. Chelsea hides under the bottom rope while Piper fights! She scoops Naomi, SLAMS her, but Bianca jumps on! Piper FLINGS Bianca off her, then runs to DOUBLE SPLASH! Then Piper SCRAPBUSTERS Bayley!

Iyo dodges Piper, runs back in, but into an URENAGE! Chelsea returns to take Naomi, but Naomi TOSSES Chelsea! Bianca saves Naomi from Piper, Piper BLASTS Chelsea down! Piper ELIMINATES Chelsea!! Chelsea is furious, Piper apologizes, and now Naomi & Bianca DOUBLE DROPKICK! Piper stumbles, entry 18 is here, and it’s… NATALYA! The Queen of Harts continues her streak of being in every Women’s Rumble! Natty hurries up and slides in, DISCUS LARIAT for Bayley! Natty dodges Liv to GERMAN SUPLEX! Naomi runs up, into a sit-down! Bianca tires, she gets a BIG back suplex!

Iyo jackknifes and rolls through, but Natty does, too! Natty almost bombs Iyo out of the ring! Roxie jumps on for a SLEEPER, but Natty BACKPACK STUNNERS! Natty TOSSES Roxie up and out, but Roxie holds on! Roxie RAMS Natty, gets in the ring, Jaida HIP-NOTICS Natty! Jaida hauls Natty up but Natty fights back! Bianca & Naomi DOUBLE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP Iyo, then DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! Entry 19 is here, and it’s… JORDYNNE GRACE! The Juggernaut is back in WWE and back in the Rumble, and she’s OFFICIALLY part of WWE! Grace ROCKS Jaida, then GERMAN SUPLEXES her!

Grace has a SPINEBUSTER for Bayley! Roxie hops on, Iyo runs up, but Grace CLOBBERS Iyo! And CLOBBERS Liv! And BACKPACK SENTONS Roxie! Jaida TOSSES Grace but Grace holds on! Grace SLIAPS Jaida, then slingshots in! She DUMPS Jaida, then avoids the shoulder to BOOT Jaida! HIP ATTACK! Jaida falls, Grace ELIMINATES her! But Piper HEADBUTTS Grace! Grace just gets pissed! Grace fireman’s carries Piper?! ROLLING DEATH VALLEY!! The fans are thunderous, we might have a new StrongEST! Grace and Naomi meet again, they hug it out, but then Bianca snatches Grace’s hair! Bianca TOSSES Grace!

Piper CLOBBERS Naomi, Bianca RAMS Piper! Entry 20 is here, and it’s… MIA YIM! The Head Baddie In Charge may not be US Champion right now, but can she jump right to the top? Michin DROPKICKS Piper, mule kicks and PELES Natty, then PENALTY KICKS her! Mia says get this twerk! But she dodges Bayley to PELE! Mia figures two for one, CANNONBALL on Bayley and Natty! Liv fights off Bianca, Mia helps Naomi with Grace, and Natty goes to DUMP Bianca! Bianca keeps her feet off the ground! Bianca skins the cat, slips into the ring, and she KICKS Natty! Mia wrenches Piper, but Piper says no to Da Feet! PIPER DRIVER!

Piper drags Mia up, Bayley stomps Grace, Bianca helps Naomi against Roxie. Natty ROCKS Piper, Bianca scoop SLAMS Roxie! Entry 21 is… ALEXA BLISS!! Indy goes wild for the return of the Twisted former champion! Bliss takes her time reveling in this moment, she hasn’t been back since 2023! Bliss and Bayley meet again, and then Bliss dodges to tilt-o-whirl RANA! Bliss DECKS Natty, SHOTGUNS her down, then she choke grips Bayley! S T O! INSULT2INJURY! Bliss is all fired up, but then Natty kicks low! Natty lifts Bliss, but Bliss slips free of the bomb! Bliss finds a leg and holds on tight!

Entry 22 is here, and it’s… ZELINA VEGA! La Muneca has done many things in her career, but could she finally win herself the Rumble? Zelina slips in, trips up Bayley, then goes up a corner. Liv runs up, Zelina dodges and BOOTS Liv away! Zelina goes up, slingshots in, then wrenches Iyo to a KNEE! TORNADO DDT for Piper! Grace grabs Zelina, puts her in a corner, but Zelina turns things around! Grace puts Zelina on the apron, bumps her off buckles, then hauls her up! The fans fire up as Zelina fights free, and adjusts position for a SUPER CODE RED!! Natty fights off Naomi, Bianca and Mia all at once!

Bayley has Bliss in a corner, Natty goes after Bliss herself now! Roxie and Liv are in one corner, Iyo pulls Piper against the ropes! Naomi & Bianca double whip Mia for a DOUBLE HIP TOSS! Then they set up, LEG DROP MOONSAULT COMBO! Entry 23 is here, and it’s… CANDICE LERAE! The Poison Pixie tried to put Tiffany Stratton on notice last night, will she make good on that promise? Candice RAMS Bayley, sends her into Naomi, then NECKBRAEKER DDT COMBOS! Liv attacks but Candice drop toeholds her! Candice CLUBS Liv, then hits a STEP-UP SENTON CODE BREKAER COMBO on Liv and Piper!

The brawling keeps going, Natty KICKS Bayley, Zelina has Bliss in a corner. Roxie fights free from Candice but Mia is after her! Mia ROUNDHOUSES Candice, Candice ends up in a Tree of Woe! Candice fights free, slips around, but Mia is after her fingers! Candice dangles over the floor, it helps that she’s short. Entry 24 is here, and it’s… STEPHANIE VAQUER! La Primera has a date for Vengeance Day, but she doesn’t mind taking a detour through the Royal Rumble! Vaquer hurries to the ring, and she springboards to CROSSBODY Bayley! Vaquer wrenches Bayley to a BIG back suplex! She dodges Natty to spin her and snap suplex!

Vaquer smiles as she wraps Natty up for the HEADSCISSOR DRIVER! Roxie storms up but Vaquer HEADBUTTS her down! Bayley BOOTS Vaquer, but then Vaquer puts those leges in the ropes! DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! METEORA for Natty! Roxie goes after Bayley, Vaquer stands on Natty, Bianca & Naomi double suplex Bliss. They hold Bliss up before the SLAM! Entry 25 is here, and it’s… TRISH STRATUS!! Indy fires up again as the living legend is back again! Trish dodges Natty, and they fire off hands! The fans fire up, Trish whips, Natty reverses, but Trish hits a THESZ PRESS! Candice is after Trish but Trish DECKS her!

Grace runs up but Trish kicks low! Trish headlocks, but Grace stops Stratusfaction! UPPERCUT! Trish BOOTS Grace, BOOTS Candice, and she DOUBLE BULLDOGS! “This is Awesome!” as Candice takes a CHICK KICK! Trish has Natty now, STRATUSFACTION! But Piper HEADBUTTS Trish down! Piper soaks up the heat, then drags Trish up. Piper brings Trish to ropes but Trish fights free. Trish and Piper brawl, entry 26 is here, and it’s… RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ! Liv finally has back-up as Ricky Desperado storms her way out here. And just in time, as Grace and Natty are after Liv! Raquel drags them back, Natty dodges and manages to RANA!

Raquel stays up, and she BOOTS Natty! Raquel lifts Liv to POWERBOMB SENTON onto Natty! They haul Natty up and whip, but Natty reverses! Liv is sent out, but then Raquel sends Natty out! Natty SLAPS Raquel, Liv hits a CODE BREAKER, Liv ELIMINATES Natty! Raquel then helps Liv back in, but Bliss RAMS Liv! Liv dangles, Raquel dumps Bliss! Bliss ROCKS Raquel, Liv CODE BREAKERS Bliss! Bliss falls, Liv ELIMINATES Bliss, too! The fans boo, but Bianca & Naomi go after Liv & Bianca! Raquel SWINGS Naomi around! Entry 27 is here, and it’s… CHARLOTTE FLAIR! The Queen is back, will they all bow down?

Charlotte takes her time strutting to the ring, but Liv has her focus right on Charlotte as past rivals years ago. Raquel goes after Grace, and hits a CHOKE SLAM! Liv brawls with Iyo, Roxie stomps Naomi, Mia stomps Piper, and Finally, Charlotte steps into the ring. Charlotte CLOBBERS Liv, CLOBBERS Vaquer, CHOPS Bayley, and CHOPS Bayley more! The fans “WOO~!” with every CHOP! Roxie runs up, Charlotte CHOPS away on her! Bianca runs up, into CHOPS! Grace tries, she gets CHOP after CHOP! Charlotte brings Grace around to CHOP her down! Charlotte then whips, but Grace reverses. Charlotte tumbles up and out, BOOTS Grace down, then BOOTS Mia to ELIMINATE her!

The fans fire up with Charlotte, she goes up the apron, and she CROSSBODIES Grace & Vaquer! Grace blocks a suplex, Vaquer joins in, and they DOUBLE SUPLEX Charlotte, and hold her up! The fans fire up, but then Charlotte makes it a DOUBLE DDT! Charlotte kips up and the fans fire up again! Charlotte runs at Piper, Piper dodges and fires forearms! Piper HEADBUTTS Charlotte down, Zelina clings to ropes while Trish is after her! Piper hauls Charlotte up, but Charlotte DUMPS Piper out and ELIMINATES her! Charlotte then sees Liv & Raquel. They brawl 2v1, entry 28 is here, and it’s… GIULIA! The NXT Women’s Champion herself is getting in on this match?!

The fans fire up as The Beautiful Madness makes her way to the ring. Liv & Raquel mug Charlotte, Vaquer is after Roxie, and Giulia steps in. Giulia and Iyo stare down and the fans fire up! Stardom is in WWE as these two brawl! Giulia flips around to RANA Iyo, but Iyo blocks the knee! Iyo trips Giulia, Giulia ducks the kick, and both women SHOTEI!! They flounder away and the fans rally up. Charlotte fights off Liv & Raquel, only for them to DUMP her to the apron! Charlotte holds on, the fans rally, Grace ROCKS Giulia! Giulia runs up, Grace puts her on the apron! Giulia tries to suplex Grace!

Grace holds onto the ropes, so Giulia slips in and HEADBUTTS! V-TRIGGER! Grace falls, Giulia ELIMINATES Grace! But now Giulia turns around to see friendly rival, Vaquer. The fans fire up again, and they fist bump as they step against Bayley and Charlotte! The fans fire up for “NXT! NXT!” Roxie tries to join in as Team NXT? Bayley and Roxie shove, but then the brawl is on! The fans fire up, and entry 29 is coming! It’s… NIA JAX! The Irresistible Force enters at almost the perfect time! Queen of the Ring, former world champion, could she add a Rumble win to that list? Nia takes her time as the others brawl it out!

Trish RAMS Zelina but Zelina goes up to KICK Trish! Nia YANKS Zelina down to ELIMINATE her! The fans boo but Nia TOSSES Zelina just because! Nia storms in and Trish steps to her! The fans fire up as these two talk some smack. But then Candice is there! Trish TOSSES Candice first, and ELIMINATES her! Trish then fires hands on Nia! And CHOPS her! And then puts some stank on the CHOP! The fans cheer, Trish handsprings, but no Stratusphere! Nia lifts Trish, only for Trish to RANA free! But then Nia hauls Trish right up, puts her on the apron, but Trish drags Nia onto the rope! Candice comes back, Trish kicks her away! Nia BLASTS Trish down to ELIMINATE her!

The fans boo but Nia blows kisses goodbye. Nia then CLOBBERS Bianca! And Iyo! And Liv! And everyone else! But here comes entry 30! It’s… NIKKI BELLA! #Fearless indeed given who is left in the match! The WWE Hall of Famer still wants a Rumble win and a WrestleMania main event, will she get what she wants? Nikki storms in, steps to Nia, and then everyone else joins her! Maybe not #BellaArmy but certainly good enough to take on Nia! The forearms fly and the fans fire up! But Nia EXPLODES out of that 11v1! Nia roars, fans boo, but Nia soaks up the heat. Iyo SHOTEIS! Giulia HEADBUTTS! Bianca fires a forearm, as does Bayley!

Bayley KNEES Nia, Nia wobbles, Charlotte BOOTS her! Nikki hits a KNEE SMASH, then does pushups just to show off. Roxie gets in Nikki’s face and gives those pushups back! The fans cheer as past and future meet, and Nikki SLAPS Roxie! Nikki aims for ropes, DUMPS Roxie, but Roxie holds on! Nikki kicks Roxie, Roxie hits back! Iyo runs up on Vaquer, Vaquer BOOTS her! Vaquer goes up, headscissors, and she drags Iyo out! They’re both on the apron, Roxie kicks at them both! Iyo still skins the cat! The fans cheer, now Vaquer dangles! Liv joins in! Liv and Roxie kick at Iyo and Vaquer! Raquel tries to help, but Bianca & Naomi join in!

The tag champs dump Liv & Raquel! Now THIS is a crowded apron! Nia BLASTS the apron, she ELIMINATES Vaquer, Bianca, Naomi, Iyo and Raquel! Liv and Roxie brawl, Nia BLASTS Liv and ELIMINATES her, too!! Nia shrugs, but no more record setting run by Iyo and Liv. Nia DECKS Nikki, runs up on Bayley, but Giulia ROCKS her! Roxie SUPERKICKS Nia! Bayley hits a ROSE PLANT on Nia! Charlotte SPEARS Bayley! Giulia KNEES Charlotte! Nikki SPEARS Giulia! Nikki fireman’s carries Giulia, but Giulia clings to ropes! Roxie UPPERCUTS Nikki! Giulia drags Roxie up and out, then they brawl!

Charlotte runs up, Roxie & Giulia avoid the boot! They drag Charlotte up and over! They all brawl, Charlotte BOOTES Roxie! Giulia KICKS Charlotte’s leg! Charlotte falls, Roxie POSTS Giulia and ELIMINATES her! Roxie waves bye, but Bayley is right on Roxie! Roxie bumps Bayley off buckles, TOSSES her up and out, but Bayley ROCKS Roxie! Bayley is still on the apron, Nia runs up! Bayley ROCKS Nia, Nikki runs up, but Nia ducks! Nikki DECKS and ELIMINATES Bayley! Nia TOSSES and ELIMINATES Nikki! Charlotte, Nia and Roxie are the final three! Nia and Charlotte stare down, they have beef!

Charlotte CHOPS away on Nia again and again! Roxie CHOP BLOCKS Charlotte’s leg! Roxie drags Charlotte around by that leg, puts her in the corner, then puts the leg in ropes! Roxie pulls on the bad leg, but Charlotte CLUBS her! Nia runs up, both Roxie and Charlotte move! Nia hits buckles, Roxie jumps on, but Nia puts Roxie on the apron! Charlotte DUMPS Nia! Charlotte ELIMINATES Nia!! Roxie and Charlotte are the final two! Roxie headscissors, Charlotte stops that and TOSSES her! Roxie RAMS Charlotte, but Charlotte BOOTS her down! CHARLOTTE WINS!

Winner: Charlotte Flair (2025 Women’s Royal Rumble winner)

The Queen told us she was coming back, she got in the Royal Rumble, and she WON the Royal Rumble! The only question now is, who will she challenge for WrestleMania 41?

WWE Tag Team Championships Best 2 Out of 3 Falls: #DIY VS Motor City Machine Guns!

Johnny Gargano & Tommaso Ciampa were friends to Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin, until these titles got in the way. Johnny Wrestling & the Sicilian Psycho cheated their way into winning these belts, then cheated their way into keeping these belts, but now they have to survive through two rounds! Will DIY get shot down in Indy? Or will these belts go back to Motor City?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see which team can go the distance!

The teams sort out, and the first fall starts with Ciampa and Sabin. Ciampa kicks Sabin’s leg, but Sabin CHOPS in return. Sabin headlocks, Ciampa powers up and out but Shelley sneaks a tag. Sabin ducks ‘n’ dodges, trips up Gargano, and Shelley sits Ciampa down! DOUBLE PENALTY KICKS for Ciampa! Gargano runs in, but MCMG dodge to double mule kick! MCMG stereo whips DIY but DIY reverses. MCMG dosido, DIY dodge but then MCMG dodge back! MCMG STEREO LARIAT DIY in the corners! MCMG TOSSES DIY out, and the fans fire up as Shelley tags Sabin. MCMG both run up, STEREO DROPKICKS!

The fans fire up and Shelley holds the way open! Sabin builds speed, DIVES, and he wipes DIY out into the desk! The fans fire up and Sabin gets Ciampa in the ring. But Gargano yanks Sabin down! Sabin DECKS Gargano, but Ciampa has Sabin in the WILLOW’S BELL! Cover, TWO! Sabin survives but Ciampa throws down elbow after elbow! Ciampa tags Gargano, then he ripcords Sabin for a FOREARM! Gargano LARIATS, Ciampa JAWBREAKERS, then assisted short arm LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Sabin toughs it out but Gargano paces around him. The fans rally for Sabin but Gargano puts him in the corner.

Tag to Ciampa and Ciampa runs, but Sabin BOOTS him! Sabin DECKS Gargano, sunset flips Ciampa, but Ciampa rolls through. Ciampa keeps Sabin from Shelley with a FLAPJACK, then Ciampa ELBOWS Shelley! Ciampa runs up but Sabin GAMANGIRIS Ciampa! The fans fire up while both men are down! Ciampa and Sabin crawl, hot tags to Shelley and- Wait, Gargano doesn’t tag Ciampa! It’s all a fake out! Shelley SUPERKICKS Gargano, cravats him, but Gargano feeds Shelley to a PSYCHO KNEE! Cover, DIY scores!!

DIY: 1; MCMG: 0

Evil geniuses, these two! They faked a tag just so they could get an advantage! Ciampa stomps away on Shelley as this second fall starts already. Ciampa ROCKS Shelley, clamps on a chinlock, and he grinds Shelley down. Shelley endures the high leverage on the chinlock and the fans rally up. Shelley fights up, fires body shots, but Ciampa knees low! Ciampa sucker punches Sabin now! Shelley gets around Ciampa, but Gargano saves him from the O’Conner Roll! Gargano does tag in this time but Shelley fights both DIY! Gargano pulls hair, Shelley fights the suplex to suplex, but Ciampa makes the save!

Ciampa & Gargano hit a SAIDO SPEAR COMBO! Cover, TWO! Shelley is still in this, but Gargano kicks him around. Gargano drags Shelley up, mocks the Motor City hand sign, then CHOPS! Tag to Ciampa, and he CHOPS! Ciampa stomps Shelley, he tags Gargano, and DIY double whips Shelley to a corner. Ciampa sends Gargano in, but Shelley BOOTS Gargano away! Shelley ELBOWS Ciampa, spins Gargano, and then catches Ciampa, DDT FLATLINER COMBO! The fans fire up while Shelley crawls! Wait, Ciampa is crawling under the ring? It’s a shortcut to YANK Sabin down! Sabin BOOTS Ciampa away!

Gargano grabs Shelley, Shelley KICKS Gargano away, but the ref misses the tag! He was keeping Ciampa in check! The fans boo as DIY mugs Shelley! Sabin chases Gargano, they go around the outside, but Ciampa and Gargano hit Shelley with SHATTER MACHINE!! Sabin argues with the ref, that delays the cover! TWO!! Shelley survives thanks to Sabin but Gargano keeps Shelley down with stomps. Gargano soaks up heat, then taunts Sabin. Gargano runs up, but Shelley puts him on the apron! Gargano ROCKS Shelley, ENZIGIRIS Sabin, then slingshots, into a SUPERKICK! The fans rally while Shelley crawls!

Sabin rises up, Shelley reaches out, hot tag to Sabin! Sabin dodges Gargano, DROPKICKS Ciampa, BOOTS Gargano, then fires hands! Sabin whips, Gargano reverses, but Sabin LEAPING LARIATS! The fans fire up with Sabin while Gargano bails out. Sabin goes out, PENALTY KICK to Ciampa! Sabin avoids Gargano’s sweep to PENALTY KICK him now! Then triangle jump CROSSBODY wipes out both members of DIY! The fans are fired up and the ring count climbs. Sabin puts Gargano in the ring, aims from the corner, then climbs. But Ciampa anchors Sabin! Sabin ROCKS Ciampa, Shelley is there to APRON DDT!

Sabin TORNADO DDTS Gargano! Gargano staggers around, Sabin tags Shelley! MCMG BOOT ENZIGIRI COMBO, then they set Gargano up! SKULL & BONES!! Cover, MCMG tie it up!!

DIY: 1; MCMG: 1

And now it all comes down to this! Will MCMG make a comeback from being behind the 8 Ball? Or can DIY find a way to take the win?

Shelley tags Sabin, they haul Gargano up, SOBAT, and SUPERKICK! Ciampa BOOTS Shelley! Sabin ENZIGIRIS Ciampa! Gargano SUPERKICKS Sabin, runs, but into a SUPERKICK! Gargano rebounds, DISCUS LARIAT! The fans fire up while all four men are down around ringside! Gargano crawls, tags Ciampa, and Ciampa reels Sabin in. SUPERKICK into FAIRYTALE ENDING! Cover, Shelley breaks it! The fans cheer but Gargano kicks Shelley! Gargano TOSSES Shelley, then builds speed to DIVE! Down goes Shelley, Ciampa has Sabin up for PROJECT CIAMPA!! Cover, TWO!! Sabin survives and shocks Ciampa!

The fans fire up but Ciampa is right on Sabin in a corner. Ciampa hoists Sabin up top, CHOPS him, then CHOPS again! Ciampa climbs up after Sabin, hoists him up again, but Sabin fights the air raid to a sunset flip! Ciampa stays up and rains down fists! Sabin staggers away, but he SHOVES Ciampa! Ciampa hits post, then Sabin drags Ciampa into the Tree of Woe! Gargano is back, he gets around, but Shelley gets Gargano! Gargano switches with Shelley, but Sabin UPERCUTS! Shelley DROPKICKS Ciampa! Sabin sends Gargano to Shelley, OVEREHAD SUPLEX into Ciampa! Sabin adds a DROPKICK!

The fans are thunderous as Sabin sits Ciampa back up! Tag to Shelley, he climbs, and Sabin gets under! SLICED BREAD BOMB!! Cover, Gargano breaks it!! The fans are thunderous again as this one keeps going! Gargano & Ciampa crawl to their corner, Shelley tags Sabin. Gargano tags in but Sabin dodges him! And dodges again! SUPERKICK hits Ciampa!! Gargano turns around, into the DREAM SEQUENCE! The fans fire up again as Sabin tags Shelley! BOOT ENZIGIRI on Gargano in the corner! Wait, who is that on the apron?! And then ANGELO DAKWINS CLOBBERS Shelley with a crutch!!

Gargano POSTS Sabin, tags Ciampa, and DIY MEET IN THE MIDDLE!! Cover, DIY WINS!!!

Winners: DIY, by pinfall, 2-1 falls (still WWE Tag Team Champions)

Ford & Dawkins screw MCMG!? But then they attack DIY, too!! The Street Profits are coming for everything! They hold up the tag titles, will the Profits be up on the Road to WrestleMania?

Undisputed WWE Championship Ladder Match: Cody Rhodes VS Kevin Owens!

The American Nightmare and “The Canadian Dream” have been fighting tooth and nail, all because Kevin thinks Cody betrayed him. Then Saturday Night’s Main Event back in December escalated things as Kevin felt he was cheated out of his championship victory. But speaking of escalating, both men must climb up and bring down the gold to declare themselves the best in the WWE! Will Cody get through Kevin and leave this grudge behind? Or will The Prizefighter finally have his prize?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised high above, and it is time to see who is truly Undisputed!

The bell rings and the fans fire up already. Cody and Kevin stare down, Cody eggs Kevin on, but both men hear Indy dueling at the top of their lungs! Kevin and Cody start throwing hands! Cody kicks low, fires more shots, but Kevin keeps up with him! Cody kicks, drops, RHODES UPPERCUT! Cody storms up to fire more shots, then whips. Kevin reverses and ELBOWS Cody down! Kevin stomps Cody, fires more hands, then stomps Cody in the corner. Kevin CHOKES Cody, then goes out to fetch a ladder. Cody hurries to attack! Kevin ends up tipping the ladder over! Cody sends Kevin into barriers, then grabs the leadder.

Kevin attacks Cody, Cody hits back, and Cody lines up a shot! Kevin stops the suplex and fires body shots! Kevin scoops Cody to SLAM him onto the ladder! The ladder’s brace breaks, so Kevin rips it off to LASH Cody! Kevin beats Cody down, then GRINDS the metal into Cody’s face! Cody fights but Kevin shoves him down. Kevin sends Cody into barriers, and Cody almost falls into the front row! Kevin leaves Cody behind, goes looking under the ring, but Cody returns to attack! Cody TOSSES Kevin over barriers! Cody then storms after Kevin and they brawl in the crowd! The fans fire up as they get even closer to the action!

Cody SMASHES Kevin with a beer! The fans fire up, Kevin hits back and then grabs a fan’s toy belt to SMASH Cody with it! The brawling keeps going, then Kevin uses a camera to SMACK Cody in the face! Talk about a close-up! But Cody still fights back! They brawl around the way, Cody fishhooks Kevin to punch him in the face! They make it back to ringside, and Kevin hoists Cody up! Kevin GOURD BUSTERS Cody on the barriers! Kevin pie faces Cody down, then hops the barriers. The fans boo Kevin but Kevin kicks Cody in the side. Kevin snarls, and he brings out another ladder! Kevin leans that ladder against the apron before going back for Cody.

The fans fire up while Kevin HIP TOSSES Cody onto the ladder! Cody writhes, flounders, and Kevin puts the ladder in the ring. The fans want tables but Kevin just wants the belts. Kevin stands the ladder up, begins the climb, but Cody hurries in! Cody drags Kevin down, Kevin ROCKS Cody with haymakers, then TOSSES him out! Kevin climbs, Cody returns, and Cody drags Kevin back down! Cody fires body shots, then whips Kevin into the ladder! The ladder and Kevin both fall down! Cody huffs ‘n’ puffs while the fans rally up, and Cody storms over to Kevin. Cody stomps Kevin, but Kevin drags Cody out of the ring!

Kevin SMACKS Cody off the desk, SMACKS him again, then uses the desk hood to SMACK Cody! Kevin hears Michael Cole say he’s “losing it.” Kevin says he’s not losing anything, he’s winning this! The fans want tables, but Kevin just brings out a new ladder! Kevin lines it up, and he makes a bridge between desk and ring! Kevin storms around commentary, drags Cody up, but Cody kicks low! Cody whips Kevin into steel steps! Kevin grimaces as he sits back, and Cody goes into the ring. Cody thinks about the ladder that’s there,, and he brings it back up! But Kevin and a shorter ladder get in! Kevin RAMS Cody, RAMS him again, then CHUCKS it at Cody!

Cody falls into a corner, Kevin SLAMS the little ladder down on Cody, then he sets the little ladder up! The fans fire up, but Kevin is just trolling. He stomps Cody then tosses the little ladder out. Kevin climbs the big ladder, but Cody uses the little ladder to JAM him up! Cody CHUCKS the little ladder at Kevin now! Kevin falls into a corner, Cody huffs ‘n’ puffs, and Cody climbs the big ladder! Kevin is up and he CHUCKS the little ladder into Cody’s legs! Cody drops down a few rungs, and Kevin JAMS him up! And JAMS him up again! Kevin sets the little ladder down, and brings Cody up to BACK SUPLEX him onto the ladder!!

Small or not, that little ladder is still hard metal! Cody writhes and winces, but Kevin whips him. Cody reverses, Kevin again runs into the big ladder! Kevin falls, Cody keeps the big ladder up, and Cody climbs! Kevin hurries to grab at Cody’s legs! Cody reaches up for the belts, has his hands on them, but he dangles from the hanger!! The fans freak out, but Cody makes it back to the ladder! Kevin drags Cody down this time, but Cody kicks at him. Kevin YANKS Cody down for a POWERBOMB!! Kevin then stands over Cody, drags him up, and brings him around. Kevin fires a body shot, then he SMACKS Cody into the ladder!

Cody drops to his knees and Kevin stomps him! Kevin CHOKES Cody, then traps him under the ladder! Kevin climbs, but Cody bench presses the ladder away! Kevin hops down, stomps Cody more, and Cody makes the ladder fall over. Kevin stalks Cody to the outside, and Kevin kicks Cody away. Kevin then storms after Cody, but Cody goes looking under the ring. Cody brings out yet another ladder, but Kevin sends Cody into barriers! Kevin then sends Cody into steel steps! Cody hobbles while Kevin takes ownership of the newest ladder. Kevin puts it in the ring, but Cody follows. Cody snap suplexes Kevin onto the ladder!

Both men are down and writhing, but then Cody rises up. Cody stands the newest ladder up, and he hurries to climb! Kevin hurries to anchor Cody, but Cody stomps Kevin! Cody busts a rung off the ladder?! Kevin takes aim but Cody JAMS him up first! Cody CLUBS away on Kevin, then winds up, only for Kevin to SUPERKICK him! Kevin then waits on Cody to rise before he JABS! JABS! JABS! Flip, Flop, and RUNG ATTACK!! Kevin parodies Dusty just to be his usual sinister self! Kevin looms over Cody, stands on his hand, then drags him up by an ear. RUNG ATTACK!! Cody falls against ropes, but Kevin CHOKES him!

Kevin lets off, though he doesn’t have to, and he sends Cody into the ladder! The ladder falls over with Cody, but Kevin clears some space. Kevin sits the ladder on its side, but Cody fires hands! Kevin sends Cody into the corner, then CHUCKS the little ladder into him! Kevin goes out, looks under the ring, and he brings out another ladder! This makes five, maybe six if you count the little one. Kevin brings number six into the ring, puts it along the ropes, and then he goes back for Cody. Kevin brings Cody over and shouts, “I’M THE CHAMP!” Kevin fireman’s carries, but Cody slips free! Kevin ROCKS Cody, then ROCKS him again!

Kevin tucks Cody in, aims for his other ladder, but Cody BACKDROPS Kevin onto the sideways ladder! That wedge hits Kevin right in the back and the fans lose their minds! Cody hobbles over, stands that ladder up, and he climbs again. But Kevin grabs a foot! Cody kicks Kevin away, climbs a little more, but Kevin is back again. Cody keeps kicking free, but Kevin gets under Cody and drags him off the ladder! POWEROMB on the corner ladder!!! The fans lose their minds all over again after that brutal landing! Cody clutches the back of his head but his arm might’ve also taken damage. Even so, “This is Awesome!”

Kevin goes back to the ladder, he climbs it, but Cody rises! The fans fire up as Cody anchors Kevin’s feet! Kevin is more annoyed than anything, and he steps down to ROCK Cody! Kevin sends Cody into the corner, then pushes him down. That corner ladder becomes a new bridge between center and ropes. Kevin then storms up on Cody, brings him back around, and sends him into that ladder from before! Then Kevin ROCKS Cody, and makes him rest back on the ladder bridge. Kevin says it didn’t have to be this way. Kevin goes up the corner, but Cody attacks! Cody fires hands, climbs up, then lines up the shot.

Cody goes to the very top, but Kevin fires body shots! Kevin SUPER FISHERMAN BUSTERS Cody onto the ladder bridge!!! Cody bounces right off the ladder, but Kevin took just as bad of a landing! The fans are losing their minds, the refs are checking both men, and now Nick Aldis hurries out here with producers and spare refs. Did Kevin just take Cody and himself out? Wait, Sami Zayn is here! Sami is Cody’s friend, and he’s still Kevin’s friend, so he is worried for both men. Sami checks Kevin first, then he checks Cody. It’s a little awkward with the ladders all in the way. Kevin stands, but then he stumbles and drops to his knees.

Kevin stands again, his anger keeps him moving if nothing else! And he stands Cody up! Kevin kicks low, but Cody stops the stunner! CROSS RHODES!! Kevin flounders out of the ring, but he anchors Cody’s foot! Cody kicks free, goes for the center ladder, but Kevin grabs the foot again! Cody goes out after Kevin to SMACK him off the desk! Cody DRIBBLES Kevin off the desk, finding new life and a second gear! Cody POSTS Kevin, the fans fire up, and Kevin is busted open! Cody huffs ‘n’ puffs again, and he watches Kevin get up. Cody fires haymakers on that bloody eyebrow, then he gets right in Kevin’s face!

Cody shouts that this is what Kevin wanted, so he rains down fists of fury! The fans are thunderous as Cody now stands on the desk. Cody brings Kevin up, throws more hands, but Kevin LOW BLOWS!!! Cody sputters, but Kevin brings him around, and tucks him in!! The fans freak out, but Cody fights the piledriver! Cody Alabama Lifts Kevin, to ALABAMA SLAM Kevin through the ladder bridge!!! Everyone loses their minds, Sami shouts for medics, but Cody goes to the ring! Cody climbs, reaches out, and grabs the hanger! Cody brings each belt off the hanger, and wins!

Winner: Cody Rhodes (still Undisputed WWE Champion)

Kevin pushed Cody’s buttons, pushed him to his limits, and perhaps Cody is the one who snapped! Either way, Cody survives and holds onto both belts that represent this one championship! Will the American Nightmare be more than ready for whoever comes for him at WrestleMania? As for Kevin, the medics move him from the wreckage, is there no way he can #JustKeepFighting now?

WWE is ready to Evolve!

Starting Wednesday, March 5th, Tubi, get ready to see the newest stars get their shine on, hoping to be the future of the business!

2025 Men’s Royal Rumble!

Well, the moment of truth is here. We heard from Der Ring General that he doesn’t care who wins, because he knows they’ll all want Cody Rhodes instead. But in this star-studded field, is Gunther saying that just to egg someone on? Or does even he fear the unknown? Either way, there can only be one, so who is it heading to the main event of WrestleMania 41?

Entry number one is… REY MYSTERIO! The King of Lucha once ran the table as entry two, can he do it again but better? Entry number two is… PENTAGON!? The Rumble starts with #CeroMiedo, but will either of these great luchadores, past and future, make it to the end?

The bell rings and even Rey applauds. Penta takes a moment to revel in the moment, and then he and Rey shake hands. The fans cheer again, but then Penta doesn’t let go. Penta says sorry, but CERO! MIEDO! Rey says okay, but he says SIX, ONE, NINE! The forearms fly, Rey whips, but Penta reverses. Rey KCIKS Penta, runs and rolls, but then RANAS Penta! They both end up on the apron, both get in, and Penta wags his finger. Rey runs in, Penta pops him up to SUPERKICK! Penta runs up, Rey GAMANGIRIS in return! Rey goes up, FLYING RA- NO! Penta stops that, spins Rey around, but Rey RANAS Penta again!

Penta’s toe touches the floor! The fans are torn, but the refs say Penta saved himself in time! Penta SUPERKICKS Rey, then runs up, but Rey puts him in the ring! Rey ROCKS Penta, climbs up, and goes up, but Penta trips Rey up! Rey falls hard to the mat, and entry three is here! It’s… CHAD GABLE! The leader of American Made is here, but has he gotten over his luchador Kryptonite? Gable CHOPS, Penta CHOPS, repeat! The fans fire up and Penta runs, but Gable stops the Destroyer! Gable throws Penta back but Penta SUPERKICKS! Penta runs up, but Gable DUMPS him out! Penta stays safe, so Gable goes for Rey.

Rey RAMS Gable, slingshots up and over, sunset flip, but Gable rolls through! Gable has the legs, Penta comes in, but Gable BACK DROPS him away! Gable CATAPULTS Rey! Rey holds his feet up, if only barely! Rey slingshots but Gable wheelbarrows him! But Penta SUPERKICKS Gable in the back! Penta then runs to SLING-DOG! The fans fire up as Penta and Rey stand tall, and they work together! ALLEY-OOP ELBOW DROP! Gable writhes as that landing was on his legs! Rey drags Gable to a corner, but entry number four is here! It’s… CARMELO HAYES! Melo said he wasn’t gonna miss, will that be true?

Melo rushes into the ring, he eggs Penta on, then ducks ‘n’ dodges to LA MYSTICA! Melo grins, eyes Rey, and they circle. Melo leaves Rey hanging ont he handshake, then shoves him down! Rey says fine, and he kicks low! Rey RANAS Melo, then runs up. Melo dodges to CLUB Rey down, then FADEAWAY DDT! Melo helps Gable up and says they’ll work together on the luchadores. Melo CHOPS Penta, whips him to Gable, and Gable waistlocks. Melo springboards, FADEAWAY LARIAT GERMAN SUPLEX COMBO! They get Rey up, double whip him, but Rey slides under! Only for DOUBLE SHOULDERS to take him down!

Gable & Melo DOUBLE ELBOW DROP, then Melo shoots his free throw. They shake hands, but Melo whips Gable! Gable stops himself, but Melo back suplexes! Gable lands out, shoves, and catches the Fadeaway to GERMAN SUPLEX! Melo flounders, the fans are torn about Gable, but here comes entry number five! It’s… SANTOS ESCOBAR! Legado’s Emperor is here, and he slides in. Gable stomps away on Penta, Melo has Rey, but Santos ROCKS Melo! And he TORNADO DDTS Gable! Rey runs but into a KNEE from Santos! Santos trips Rey, CATAPULTS him onto ropes, then dials it up!?

The fans boo but Escobar hits a 619 on Rey!! The fans boo more but Santos grins. But now Penta gets in his face! The fans cheer and Penta tells Santos, “CERO! MIEDO!” Then a SOBAT! Penta runs, Santos blows past him, DESTROYER!! Santos says “SUCK IT!” But Rey RANAS Santos onto ropes! Rey dials it up, he hits a 619!! Then Rey TOSSES Santos! Santos skins the cat, Melo TOSSES Rey! Rey skins the cat, Penta TOSSES Melo! Gable TOSSES Penta, this looks familiar… Gable finds himself in the Chelsea Green spot, but gets QUADRUPLE SUPERKICKS! Then Rey and Melo trade kicks, as do Santos and Penta!

Penta and Rey DOUBLE LARIAT at the same time Melo and Santos do! No one falls, so Penta ENZIGIRIS Melo! Rey CROSSBODIES Santos! All five men are down, but here comes entry number six! It’s… OTIS! Alpha Academy’s “Blue Collar Babe” is ready, and he gets in the ring. Gable is after Melo but Otis has Santos! POP-UP SPINEBUSTER! The fans fire up as Otis pumps it up! CATERPILLAR, but Gable snatches a leg! ANKLE LOCK!! The fans boo but Otis flips over and BOOTS Gable away! Gable SLAPS Otis! Otis SLAPS Gable!! The fans fire up and Gable is offended! But Otis rips away his shirt to reveal the golden singlet!

Otis and Gable throw hands, Rey goes after Melo. Gable GERMAN SUPLEXES Otis?! Penta stomps Santos, Gable cheers himself on, but Otis is right up! Torture rack, ARGENTINA BACKBREAKER! Gable endures, but Melo makes the save! Melo & Gable shove Otis but Otis fights them off! Gable HEADBUTTS Gable to a corner, and Indy fires up with him! Penta & Rey go after Santos, they whip Santos, but Santos grabs ropes. Melo storms up, Penta mule kicks him, then mule kicks Rey. Penta runs to victory roll Santos, to use it as a springboard and DOUBLE DDT Melo & Rey! Entry number seven is here, and it’s… BRON BREAKKER!

Indy fires up as the Badass WWE Intercontinental Champion is here, and he runs right into the ring! Bron SPEARS Melo!! And then TOSSES H1M to ELIMINATE H1M! Bron then goes up to get Gable for a SUPER STEINER! Bron clinches Otis to BELLY2BELLY SUPLEX!? The fans are going nuts as Bron then runs at Rey! Rey drops down, runs past, but Bron CLOBBERS Rey! The straps come down, Santos fireman’s carries Penta, but Bron SPEARS Santos into giving Penta a SAMOAN DROP! Bron then hauls Santos up to TOSS and ELIMINATE him! Otis CLOBBERS Bron from behind! The fans fire up as Otis fires hands!

Entry number eight is here, it’s AKIRA TOZAW! The Alpha Academy is- MELO ATTACKS TOZAWA! Adam Pearce gets in Melo’s face, then checks on the Stamina Monster. That sucker punch knocked Tozawa out, what happens to the eighth spot? Tozawa is helped to the back, Triple H asks Pearce what’s next. Pearce says what about a replacement? HHH tells IShowSpeed to go! What? But he isn’t ready! Well, too bad! The fans can’t believe it, but YES, streaming icon Speed is going to be in his first-ever Royal Rumble!! Speed is fast, and he DUMPS Gable! Gable holds on, Speed helps Bron ELIMINATE Otis!!

Bron says thanks, bro. They shake hands, the fans cheer, and Speed does a backflip! But Bron SPEARS Speed down!! He just felt speed! Bron then lifts Speed up, military press and he TOSSES Speed at Otis! Otis catches Speed, but Otis TOSSES Speed away to ELIMINATE him! The fans cheer all the same, and thanks for coming, Speed. Bron stomps Penta in a corner, but entry number nine is here! It’s… SHEAMUS! The Celtic Warrior is ready for a BANGER! He catches Gable at the ropes, and he gives Gable BEATS OF THE BODHRAIN! The fans count along, and we get nine, but Bron runs up! Sheamus catches him, and gives him BEATS OF THE BODHRAIN!

The fans fire up as Sheamus goes to TWELVE! Penta LARIATS Sheamus, but Sheamus stays on the apron! Sheamus then SLINGSHOT SHOULDER TACKLES Penta! Rey runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, but into an IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER! Bron OVERHEAD SUPLEXES Sheamus! Bron aims, but runs into a BROGUE!! The fans fire up and Sheamus stares Gable down. Gable and Sheamus step up, and Gable CHOPS! Sheamus CHOPS back! Entry 10 is here, and it’s… JIMMY USO! The fans fire up for #BigJim as he looks to finally stand on his own! Jimmy hops up the corner, aims at Gable, and CROSSBODIES!

Jimmy dodges Sheamus, SUPERKICKS him, then he SUPERKICKS Rey! Penta SUPERKICKS Jimmy, then whips, but Jimmy UPPERCUTS Penta! Jimmy goes up and USO IN THE WIND! Then he SUPERKICKS Bron! Jimmy BOOTS Sheamus, and starts up an “UCE! OH!” Jimmy HIP ATTACKS Rey! And HIP ATTACKS Gable! Jimmy then HIP ATTACKS Penta! Jimmy CHOPS Sheamus, but Sheamus CHOPS Jimmy right down! The fans fire up, Sheamus TOSSES Jimmy, but Jimmy grabs ropes! Jimmy stays safe, and entry 11 is on the way! It’s… ANDRADE! El Idolo is ready to become El Campeon, will it start here tonight?

Rey and Sheamus mug Gable while Jimmy works on Bron. Jimmy runs up on Andrade, Andrade GAMANGIRIS! Andrade then springboards to FLYING RANA Penta! Andrade drop toeholds Gable into a corner, then he dodges Sheamus to FLYING FOREARM! Now Andrade has targets in corners and the fans rally up. Andrade starts up “SI! SI! SI!” and he hits CIEN KNEES on Gable! Then Andrade starts it up again, for CIEN KNEES on Sheamus! Andrade goes after Penta, but Penta TOSSES Andrade! Andrade holds onto ropes, then onto Penta’s leg! Penta kicks at Andrade, Rey goes after Bron with Jimmy’s help!

Sheamus helps because he doesn’t like Bron much! The fans rally, but Gable goes after Rey. Andrade GAMANGIRIS Penta, goes up a corner, but Penta is after him! They brawl up top, Gable whips Rey hard! Penta SUPERPLEXES Andrade down! Entry 12 is here, and it’s… JACOB FATU! The Samoan Werewolf is about to turn up the intensity to 11 and rip the knob off! Sheamus ROCKS Jimmy, Jacob SUPERKICKS Gable! Jacob POP-UP SAMOAN DROPS Andrade! HIP ATTACK for Gable! Jacob and Penta stare down and the fans fire up! Penta fires himself up, “CERO! MIEDO!” Jacob UPPERCUTS Penta down!

Rey runs up, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then springboards, but into Jacob’s hands! Jacob BOOTS Penta, then DOUBLE SAMOAN DROPS?! The fans are fired up as Jacob defies physics! Jacob TOSSES and ELIMINATES Gable! Then he TOSSES and ELIMINATES Rey! Jacob shrugs off Andrade, but Andrade BOOTS him! Jacob grabs Andrade by the neck, shoves him out and ELIMINATES Andrade! But now Bron is on his feet! Big dog and werewolf face off, but Sheamus BROGUES Bron and Jimmy SUPERKICKS Jacob! Entry 13 is here, and it’s… LUDWIG KAISER! The Impeccable German makes his way out, both his “favorites” still in there.

Sheamus drags Jimmy up, Penta is after Bron. Kaiser runs right up to the apron, but then slows down. Kaiser knows he can take his time, and he lets Jacob beat up Penta while Sheamus digs his knees into Jimmy. Jacob HEADBUTTS Penta down, then Kaiser sees Bron alone. Kaiser watches Jacob stomp Jimmy and Sheamus go after Penta. Penta elbows free, Kaiser gets in to whip Penta, but Penta TOSSES and ELIMINATES Kaiser!! Kaiser is furious but refs keep him from getting back in the ring! Bron goes after Sheamus, Penta adds on, but then Penta DUMPS Bron! Sheamus helps but Bron holds onto the ropes!

Entry 14 is here, and it’s… THE MIZ! The Most Must-See Superstar vowed to win this rumble, but uh, Bron is in his way. Miz mocks Bron, then slides under him! Miz DUMPS Bron, but Bron holds onto ropes! Sheamus scoops Miz, aims at Bron, bjut Miz shoves Sheamus into Bron! Bron stays safe, Miz BOOTS Sheamus and gives Jimmy a FINALE! But Penta KICKS Miz’s legs! Penta tells Miz “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta runs, tilt-o-whirls, and RANAS Miz to a corner! Penta runs up, but into a BOOT! Miz goes up, and he FLYING RANAS Penta! But Jacob has Miz! Mzi BOOTS Jacob, then immediately regrets it.

Jacob chases Miz, TOSSES him, but Miz is on the apron! Miz ROUNDHOUSES Jacob, springboards, but Jacob catches him for a SAMOAN DROP! The fans fire up again while Miz writhes. Entry 15 is here, and it’s… JOE HENDRY!? The WWE Universe now believes in the TNA World Champion as he marks the halfway point in his first ever Royal Rumble! Hendry LARIATS Miz, LARIATS Penta, LARIATS Jimmy, then dodges Miz to scoop him! The fans fire up for the FALL AWAY SLAM! Hendry kips up, and then… TURNS TO CAMERA! The fans cheer, and then they join in We Will Rock You!

Hendry choke grips Miz, for the STANDING OVATION CHOKE SLAM! But Jacob CLOBBERS Hendry! The fans boo but Sheamus says hey, he was enjoying the show! Sheamus asks why Jacob is always so angry. They stare down, but entry 16 is here, and it’s… ROMAN REIGNS!! The fans know raise up the ones for the OTC! Paul Heyman and Roman raise their ones, the pyro goes off, and then Heyman holds onto the ula fala. Roman storms into the ring while everyone else is down, SPEAR for Miz! Then he TOSSES and ELIMINATES Miz! Sheamus runs up, Roman dodges to SPEAR! LARIAT and Sheamus is out, Roman ELIMINATES Sheamus!

Hendry kicks Roman, whips, but Roman SPEARS Hendry! Roman TOSSES Hendry out and ELIMINATES him! Bron steps up and now things get interesting! These two both run, but BRON SPEARS FIRST!! Heyman is shocked, and Bron hauls Roman up! Bron whips, but Roman reverses and TOSSES Roman to ELIMINATE him!! Bron is stunned, but Roman is still gasping from taking that shot. Jimmy grins and offers his hand to Roman. The fans cheer as they both stand, but Jacob SUPERKICKS Jimmy! Jacob TOSSES Jimmy and ELIMINATES! Jacob and Roman stare down and the fans are going nuts!

Jacob grins as he and Roman stare down, Penta giving them their space as he sits in the corner. Roman and Jacob step closer, and the hands start flying! The fans cheer Roman, boo Jacob, and Roman gets the edge! But Jacob kicks low! Jacob HEADBUTTS Roman, HEADBUTTS again, and tells Roman to get back up! Jacob hauls Roman up, whips him, but Roman SPEARS!! The fans fire up, but entry 17 is here! It’s… DREW MCINTYRE! The Scottish Terminator still has to cross Roman off the hit list, can he do it here? Roman watches McIntyre storm up to the ring, daring him to bring the fight!

McIntyre goes to the apron, steps inside, and he says he’s been waiting for this moment. It started with Roman, and it’ll end with him! “This is Awesome!” as the haymakers start flying! Roman gets the edge, but Jacob CLOBBERS Roman! Jacob stomps away, McIntyre goes after Penta. Then Jacob and McIntyre stare down, what happens here? They both beat up Roman! The fans boo but McIntyre and Jacob both hate Roman! McIntyre tells Roman he’s said it every week that he was coming after Roman! Jacob  HIP ATTACKS Penta! Entry 18 is here, and it’s… FINN BALOR! The Prince is back, but will he be able to last against what’s in the ring?

Finn slides in, and he helps McIntyre against Roman! They stomp away, but then Penta kicks Finn! Finn whips Penta, Penta stops himself and CHOPS Finn! And CHOPS! Penta runs, but into a SLINGBLADE! Finn whips Penta up and out, but Penta lands on the apron! McIntyre scoops Finn! Finn hits an EYE OF THE HURRICANE! Roman UPPERCUTS Finn down! Jacob CHOKES McIntyre! Roman goes after Jacob, and UPPERCUTS him! Roman stomps Finn, then stomps McIntyre. Roman coordinates with Penta, and helps him with the SWINGING DROPKICK on Finn! Entry 19 is on the way, and it’s… SHINSUKE NAKAMURA!

The King of Strong Style makes his way to the ring while Penta gets a SWINGING DROPKICK on Jacob! Finn and Penta brawl, Penta TOSSES Finn, but Finn lands safe on the apron. Jacob goes after Penta, Nakamura goes after Roman! Strike fest, then a flurry of KNEES to the side! Nakamura then stomps Penta, stands him up, but Penta pushes Nakamura back. These two stare down, and then Nakamura KNEES low, AX KICKS him down, and stomps him more. Finn joins in to stomp Penta, and now Nakamura gives Roman some BAD VIBRATIONS! Finn & Jacob work on Penta, McIntyre & Nakamura mug Roman!

Penta sends Finn at Jacob, kicks Finn down, then uses Finn as a step, DESTROYER on Jacob!! The fans fire up as Penta then SOBATS Finn, runs, and hits a DE- NO, Finn TOSSES and ELIMINATES Penta! The fans boo but Finn says see ya later. Finn goes after McIntyre, Jacob & Nakamura mug Roman. Entry 20 is here, and it’s… JEY USO! The fans fire up as Main Event Jey is ready to YEET! Jey runs in, fires hands on Finn, then pops, locks ‘n’ UPPERCUTS! Jey dodges McIntyre to SPEAR! Jey dodges Jacob, UPPERCUTS, but Jacob gets mad! Jey jumps up, POISON RANA! The fans fire up but Nakamura is there!

Nakamura fires a strike fest on Jey, blocks Jey’s kick, then ducks the Dragon Whip! Jey ducks a kick but not the WHEEL KICK! But then Jey PELES! Jey brings Nakamura up, but Nakamura ELBOWS him away! Nakamura runs up, but Jey TOSSES and ELIMINATES Nakamura! YEET! Nakamura is mad, but Jey takes a breather while Jacob stomps Roman. McIntyre fights off Jey, but entry 21 is here. It’s… AJ STYLES! This Rumble just got PHENOMENAL! Styles dodges McIntyre, dropkicks legs out, then SLIDING FOREARMS! Finn runs up but into a fireman’s carry! USHIGOROSHI! Styles fires a Phenomenal Blitz on Jey!

The fans fire up for Styles as he LARIATS Roman in a corner! But Jacob is on his feet! Jacob and Styles stare down, and then the hands fly! Jacob shoves Styles, Styles dodges to PELE! Jacob drops to a knee, Styles runs, but into a BACKDROP! Finn stomps away on Roman, Jacob storms up on Styles, but McIntyre joins in. They mug Styles, entry 22 is here, and it’s… BRAUN STROWMAN!? The Monster of All Monsters is already back from what Jacob did to him last week, and now he looks to do the same in return! Finn keeps after Styles, McIntyre is after Roman, Jacob CHOKES Jey, but Braun gets in the ring to SHOVE Finn down!

Braun calls out Jacob and the fans fire up! Jacob and Braun throw hands! Braun knees low, HEADBUTTS him, then runs, CROSSBODY! Braun brings Jacob up again, and TOSSES him!! BRAUN ELIMINATES JACOB!! And Jacob loses his mind in rage!! Braun says Jacob won’t stop him until he KILLS him! Jacob throws chairs, but McIntyre & Finn mug Braun! Styles joins in, they all beat up on the #OneBigSOB! Entry 23 is here, and it’s… JOHN CENA! This is Cena’s last time in the Rumble, and he made sure to wear Colts colors! Will his time still be now? Cena slides in, and he fireman’s carries Braun!?

Braun fights free, runs u, but Cena DUMPS Braun out to ELIMINATE him! But then Finn DUMPS Cena! Cena holds on, then he fireman’s carries Finn! ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT onto Braun! Cena ELIMINATES Finn! Roman SPEARS McIntyre! And now Roman stares down Cena. Cena finally takes off his shirt, but entry 24 is here. It’s… C M PUNK!! The stars are coming out now and Indy is loving it! Punk said it earlier tonight, he’s never won the Rumble, but could this be his time? Cena and Roman watch Punk get in the ring, and the fans are losing their minds all over again! Cena sure likes it! The fans get red hot, but now entry 25 is here! It’s… SETH ROLLINS!

Roman is even more annoyed and Cena is even more excited! Punk is not happy, but neither is The Visionary! The fans sing along, “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” Rollins slides in, and he goes after Punk! Cena and Roman brawl and the fans fire up! Punk turns things around on Rollins, McIntyre goes after Punk! Styles and Jey go after each other as the odd men out, as it were, and “This is Awesome!” McIntyre and Rollins work together on Punk, Cena fights off Roman, and Styles CHOPS Jey! Rollins fires hands on McIntyre to LARIAT, but McIntyre doesn’t go up and out! Punk goes after Rollins, Cena and Styles meet again, and the fans rally.

Roman goes after McIntyre, Rollins is after Jey, Jey lifts Rollins, Punk actually helps Roman against McIntyre! Entry 26 is here, and it’s… DOMINIK MYSTERIO! Dirty Dom sure picked a hell of a time to enter. The fans boo as loud as they can for Dom, which is more than all the cheering we got just before! Dom goes up the corner, and he FROG SPLASHES Cena!! Dom flexes, then he gets Roman! Dom hits Latino Heat before he- NO, Roman blocks the suplex! Roman fireman’s carries to SAMOAN DROP! Rollins and Punk fight, Roman asks Dom what he was even thinking. Styles goes after McIntyre, Dom offers Roman a handshake, but Roman DECKS him for it!

Entry 27 is here, and it’s… SAMI ZAYN! The Underdog from the Underground didn’t help Kevin win the ladder match so he’s all on his own here. Sami hits a HELLUVA KICK on McIntyre! Then HELLUVA KICK for Rollins! Cena fights Jey off, Sami fires hands on Punk, but Punk fires hands in return! Cena HEADBUTTS Dom, Sami stomps Punk down! Styles stomps Jey, Sami hoists Punk up. Rollins goes after Sami, Styles joins in, McIntyre stomps Punk. Jey SUPERKICKS Styles! Sami and Jey are on the same page, they go after McIntyre, but entry 28 is here. It’s… DAMIAN PRIEST! The Punisher ROUNDHOUSES McIntyre!

Priest bumps McIntyre off buckles, then knuckle locks before going Old School with the CROSSBODY! SUPERKICK for Sami! LARIAT for Rollins! ELBOW for Cena, ELBOW for Roman! Styles fireman’s carries Priest but Priest slips free to BELL CLAP, and SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE! But Dom DROPKICKS Priest! Dom dials it up, but Priest sends him SOUTH OF HEAVEN! Then Priest TOSSES Dom and ELIMINATES him! Punk fires hands on Priest but Priest hits back! They brawl, Sami has Styles, Cena is after McIntyre, but entry 29 is here! It’s… L A KNIGHT! YEAH!! The fans fire up for the Mega Star as he rushes to the ring.

Knight hops up a corner, and he spells it out! “L! A! KNIGHT!” DOUBLE JUMP ELBOW on Cena! Then Knight shoves Styles to hit a JUMPING NECKBREAKER! Jey fires hands but Knight fires back! “YEET! YEAH!” and repeat! Knight gets the edge, but Jey dodges to fire shots in return! Jey pops, locks, puts some stank on it, but Knight dodge! SIDE EFFECT! The fans fire up, Priest tries to dump McIntyre, and Knight stomps Roman. Sami CLOBBERS Knight, then he helps Roman to his feet. The Bloodline sticks together, but McIntyre CLOBBERS them both! McIntyre TOSSES Sami, but Sami holds on!

McIntyre kicks at Sami, Jey storms up, but McIntyre ELBOWS Jey! Jey aims, McIntyre dodges, SUPERKICK hits Sami! Jey ELIMINATES Sami by complete accident! McIntyre grins, then he GLASGOW KISS HEADBUTTS Jey! McIntyre then HEADBUTTS Priest! Entry 30 is finally here, and it’s… LOGAN PAUL!? The Maverick gets the best spot possible and the fans boo him for it. Well, they probably boo Logan because he’s Logan. Logan swaggers his way up, ROCKS Rollins, then BUCKSHOTS Rollins and Styles!! Logan soaks up the heat, but Jey runs up. Logan kicks Jey to FISHERMAN SCREW!

Logan fires up, but an old rival is here. Knight waits on Logan, and DECKS him! Jey & Priest SHOVE McIntyre out to ELIMINATE him!! Priest just added himself to McIntyre’s hit list! Styles & Rollins both stomp away on Logan, Roman is after Knight, but Knight fights free. Punk stomps Logan, Styles pushes him aside to stomp Logan! Knight pushes Styles aside to fireman’s carry Logan and head for ropes! Rollins goes after Punk, Logan fights Knight off, but Knight ROCKS Logan! Knight tries to scrape Logan off the apron but Logan LEAPS to the desk!! Logan is still in this and he grins. The fans boo, but then Priest ROUNDHOUSES Knight!

Priest runs, Knight ducks another kick to B F T! Knight LARIATS Priest up and out to ELIMINATE him! Logan taunts Knight while he’s safe on the desk. Knight stomps away on Rollins, Styles stomps Punk, Roman goes after Styles. Knight KNEES Rollins int he corner, but Styles DUMPS and ELIMINATES Knight! That’s an old rivalry there. Punk goes after Styles while Logan hops from desk to barriers. Logan thinks about it, and he goes from barrier to steps! Styles is on the apron, Logan sneaks up on him! Logan YANKS Styles down and ELIMINATES him! The fans boo but Logan grins. Logan steps inside, and he realizes he’s part of the final six!

Logan, Rollins, Punk, Cena, Roman and Jey are all wary of each other. Roman goes after Logan, Punk is after Rollins, so Cena and Jey brawl it out! The fans rally as things go back and forth in all cases! Logan then goes after Punk, but Punk fireman’s carries! GO TO SLEEP!! Logan is down, but Rollins SUPERKICKS Punk! Jey SUPER- NO, Rollins blocks to PEDIGREE Jey! Cena fireman’s carries Rollins! Roman SUPERMAN PUNCHES Cena! Rollins hits a CURB STOMP on Cena, then he CURB STOMPS Punk!! Rollins then sees Roman in the corner, Indy fires up as The Shield meets again. Rollins and Roman stare down, and the fans fire up more!

Rollins and Roman each shake their head, each with their own reasons for hating the other. “This is Awesome!” “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” Rollins tells Roman he’s never getting another main event or a world title! They poke at each other, they shove each other, and the hands start flying! Rollins JABS, Roman UPPERCUTS! Rollins JABS, HAYMAKERS, but Roman UPPERCUTS! Rollins dodges Roman, mule kicks, then runs, but no curb stomp! But Rollins catches the Superman punch to underhook! Roman fireman’s carries, goes for ropes, but Rollins kicks around! They go to the other side, Rollins tries to headscissors Roman out!

Roman shoves Rollins, Rollins SUPERKICKS! And SUPERKICKS again! Rollins fires up, runs up, but Roman ducks! Roman LARIATS Rollins! Rollins clings to ropes! Punk sneaks in to DUMP Roman and Rollins to ELIMINATE them both!! But then Logan DUMPS Punk and ELIMINATES him!! The fans boo as Logan, Cena and Jey are the final three! Roman is pissed with Punk, but Rollins CURB STOMPS Roman on the floor! Then Rollins and Punk go after each other!! They brawl all over, even as refs try to stop them! SUPERKICK from Rollins to Punk!! Rollins is pissed at Heyman but Heyman says Rollins did the damage!

But wait, Rollins runs at Roman, CURB STOMP onto the steel steps!! The Visionary has snapped, and he still wants after Punk! Punk goes after Rollins, refs pull these two apart, so Punk goes back to Heyman and Roman. Punk leaves them behind, and we turn our attention back to the ring. Logan, Jey and Cena all rise up, and Indy is going wild for “YEET! YEET! YEET!” Logan and Jey stand first, and Jey says, “YEET!” The hands fly, Logan ROCKS Jey, but Jey ROCKS Logan! Logan ROCKS Jey again! Jey ROCKS Logan again! Jey eggs Logan on but Logan ROCKS Jey! The hands keep going, Jey rebounds, and he kicks!

Logan blocks, spins Jey, but the DRAGON WHIP hits! The fans fire up as Logan staggers around, and Jey runs at Cena! Cena dodges Jey, then waits on Logan. Logan staggers into Cena’s kick, Cena sends him into Jey! Cena ELBOWS both men, and then that look on his face lets fans know what he’s thinking! Cena double fireman’s carries Jey and Logan! Jey slips free, SUPERKICKS Logan, so Cena LARIATS Logan up and out to ELIMINATE him!! It’s just Cena and Jey!! Cena wants his historic 17th world title, Jey wants his first, and this is going to be the difference between those dreams! The fans are thunderous but also torn!

Jey and Cena step up, the fans duel, “Let’s Go, Cena!” “CENA SUCKS!” Feels like old times for Cena, but Jey fires a haymaker! Cena fires back! The shots go back and forth, “YAY! YEET!” Cena kicks, body shots, and HEADBUTTS, but that hurts Cena! Cena still ducks ‘n’ dodges to start up the SHOULDER TACKLES! Then the SPIN OUT BOMB! The fans fire up and Cena says for one last time at The Rumble, “YOU CAN’T SEE ME!” Cena runs, for a FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Jey flounders, sputters, and Cena waits on him. Fireman’s carry, but Jey slips free to SUPERKICK! Cena goes to ropes, Jey hurries to lift him up!

Cena holds onto the ropes, kicks free, then runs up, but into a SUPERKICK! Cena goes to a corner, Jey storms up and hoists Cena up! Cena clings to the top rope, BOOTS Jey away, then runs up! Jey dodges, then SPEARS!! Both men are down and the fans fire up! The fans rally as Jey and Cena stir. Jey waits on Cena, brings him around to whip, but Cena reverses! Jey ends up on the apron, but he holds onto ropes! Cena runs up, but Jey DUMPS Cena! Now they’re both on the apron! They fight to get in but they each stop the other! The fans rally as Jey and Cena throw hands again! “YEET! YAY!” and repeat!

Jey ROCKS Cena, Cena ROCKS Jey, and then Jey SUPERKICKS! Cena wobbles, but he holds on with one hand! Jey storms up, but Cena fireman’s carries! But Jey fights into the ring, SHOVES Cena down, and JEY WINS!!!

Winner: Jey Uso (2025 Men’s Royal Rumble Winner)

Cena is stunned that he lost, but then he storms back into the ring to look Jey in the eye. Cena then HUGS Jey to show him respect, and to let him know that he earned what he truly deserves! Cena raises Jey’s hand in victory, and now Jey is going to WrestleMania! Will Jey choose Gunther? Will he choose Cody? And in the end, will he truly be Main Event Jey Uso? But until then, Indy YEETS with Jey!

My Thoughts:

An awesome Royal Rumble event, maybe one of my favorites in some time. I just don’t think we need two hour “countdown shows,” especially if there’s not a match. The promos are all good, and it’s fun for WWE to show what they do with and for the city they visit, but maybe I just need to skip them from now on since they’re always free on YouTube anyway. I hope the countdown shows are also reduced for two-night events like this year’s WrestleMania and SummerSlam since they don’t need to hype up everything all on one night.

The Women’s Rumble was a great opener, and a lot of great surprise entries. A lot more NXT entries than I thought, but what great showings for them all. This is probably just me personally, but Nikki as 30th seems underwhelming when they also had Alexa Bliss returning, but I suppose they just wanted Alexa to get her time in the meat of the match before it all starts wrapping up. Liv and Iyo were good choices to start, they and Roxie set some new records in terms of time in the Rumble, and then Nia got a lot of eliminations to stand alone as most eliminations in a Women’s Rumble by one woman.

As for the winner, Charlotte was making her return tonight, and honestly, she wasn’t going to do anything but win the Rumble, so why complain? The question is, are they going to run back Charlotte VS Rhea? Or are we getting something fresh like Charlotte VS Tiffany? I’m thinking Charlotte VS Tiffany, that is the SmackDown title, Charlotte’s husband, Andrade, is on SmackDown, Charlotte’s vignettes were on SmackDown, she’s returning to SmackDown. This leaves Rhea open to facing just about anyone on Raw, whether that be Bayley, Iyo, or whoever else they want. Jordynne Grace would be a great choice now that she’s fully in WWE but has yet to formally join a brand.

In them talking up the Best 2 Out of 3 Falls, all the WWE commentary people were talking up how DIY and MCMG were cardio machines with energy to spare. And yet, they surprisingly made that thing a fast ‘n’ furious match to show how those two teams can do the “cruiserweight style” to the max. The formula was pretty standard, though, with them splitting the first two falls, but I was very surprised The Profits screwed over MCMG. I guess they feel MCMG shouldn’t win the titles they were meant to have, and that they want to win those titles off DIY because of how DIY screwed them before. Either way, I feel like something big is coming for these tag titles.

Cody VS Kevin was a great ladder match, but one of WWE’s scarier ones. Actually, maybe one of the scarier ones period. For just a moment, I really thought that Fisherman Buster on the ladder legitimately ended things. But it did give Sami a good reason for coming out there, but I guess they chose not to go with Sami’s Heel turn. Sami really could’ve run up there to stop Cody, but Kevin selling just how bad that Alabama Slam through the ladder was is very powerful for his own story. No title for Kevin, no title match for Sami, maybe they go another round on the way to WrestleMania.

The Men’s Rumble was awesome. Rey and Penta starting was a great choice, but they did some risky stuff there. I do feel like both of Penta’s feet touched at some point, but WWE doesn’t use instant replay for results, so he gets away with it. Gable getting to take on the luchadores but then also Otis was good stuff, too. IShowSpeed was a silly choice but whatever, WWE hyped him being in attendance and streaming stuff, he’s been a good sport, so yeah, he got fed to Bron for fun. This is WWE wanting to bridge the gap to the more “mainstream” audience and the “young people,” so at least they did it as a “substitute” when Tozawa got taken out by an angry Melo.

Jacob being eliminated by Braun was wild, but so was Braun being here at all. Those two could easily do one more big match that destroys the ring or destroys stage props. Joe Hendry showing up was great, but I’m surprised not even one male NXT superstar was involved. But I really liked that part in the latter half where the action stopped because even the superstars were anticipating the star power coming in. Roman, Cena, Punk, Rollins, that itself could’ve been a great Final 4, but they were smart to do that early. We got great stuff from Roman and Rollins, and then Punk dumping them out only for Logan to do that to Punk was great, too, namely for the wild brawl that followed.

I feel like if Rollins, Punk and Roman aren’t fighting for a title at Mania, that should be some kind of Triple Threat on Mania. I could see Elimination Chamber give us those three and a few others fighting for either a title shot or for a title itself, aka the World Heavyweight Championship so that Gunther faces his biggest challenge yet. Or who knows, maybe Cody steps into the Chamber. Or both? They can always do just all Chamber matches on that card, for all the top titles to tease changes to the WrestleMania card. Jey and Cena being the final two is such a great thing in itself, being a generational showdown.

Cena losing here was a bit surprising, but it was also like a torch being passed. I would think this leads to Jey VS Gunther for one last showdown for the world title, and if that’s the case, I would think Jey finally wins over Gunther. As for Cena, he could easily pivot to the Undisputed WWE Championship, which is of course THE championship, Cena can fight in his last Chamber match to earn that title opportunity, and Cody VS Cena would make for a great program in itself.

My Score: 9.2/10