Opinion

Cook: Top 5 Honky Tonk Man Songs

Get ready to Shake, Rattle and Roll baby! Cook spins his Honky Tonk playlist!

Published

6 years ago

March 1, 2019

Steve Cook

Get ready to Shake, Rattle and Roll baby! Cook spins his Honky Tonk playlist!

Say what you will about the legitimacy of WWE’s Hall of Fame. Many people over the years have suggested that it’s nothing more than a gimmick to make a few bucks off of old wrestlers. Some find the ceremony insufferable due to annoying fans chanting “One More Match” and other inane things. Others see getting in the Hall of Fame as a huge deal and the ceremony as one of the highlights of the wrestling year.

One thing I will say: WWE has done a good job over the past several years of getting the people that deserve to be in the Hall of Fame into it. For so long, we complained about how men like Randy Savage, Bruno Sammartino, Ultimate Warrior and others that were vital to WWE’s success were left out due to poor relations with the company. By now, WWE has inducted most of the top stars throughout the company’s history, to the point where it’s tough to think of slam dunk candidates.

There was one holdout. Until now, the Honky Tonk Man had refused induction into the hallowed halls. Something to do with money, I’m pretty sure. The deal has been done, and now all of WWE’s greatest title holders will be in the Hall of Fame.

Let’s celebrate the legacy of Honky Tonk Man by looking back at & listening to his five greatest songs!

5. “Honky Tonk Baby”

WCW was big into using cover music as theme songs. Typically, it was elevator rock versions of current songs. DDP had a good “Smells Like Teen Spirit” one, while Chris Jericho’s “Evenflow” & Raven’s “Come As You Are” rips were also more than acceptable. Perhaps they should have went that route with creating their version of Honky’s WWF theme music instead of having Honky perform a lame knockoff.

Lame knockoffs of WWF stuff was certainly the order of the day in late-1994 WCW.

4. “That’s All Right Honky Tonk Mama”

We never got to hear this one, as Jake Roberts & his snake ruined Honky’s performance. I have to believe it would have been better than the train wreck he produced in WCW. Perhaps it’s best off left to the imagination, like “The Noodle Incident” in Calvin & Hobbes.

3. “Rockabilly”

It’s nice to see Honky go into the WWE Hall of Fame the same year as his protege, Rockabilly. Yes, the gimmick was a disaster, but it did help springboard Billy Gunn into the New Age Outlaws tag team with the Road Dogg Jesse James. Some folks may try to tell you that was the WWF’s plan all along, but I’m not here to do mental gymnastics.

I must admit that I have no idea if Honky sung this or not. There were two Rockabilly themes…and don’t ask me why they bothered making two themes, especially when the second sounded nothing like Honky. I guess they thought Rockabilly would get over if his song was edgier? Either version ranks as one of Billy’s weaker theme songs over the years.

(Yes, I found Honky’s WCW theme so appalling that I ranked it below a song I’m not sure was his and a song that he never actually sung. How bout it?)

2. “Honka Honka Honka Honky Love”

After losing the Intercontinental Championship to the Ultimate Warrior, Honky drifted down the card. Luckily for him, his manager Colonel Jimmy Hart had a solution. Hart paired Honky with Greg “The Hammer” Valentine & formed the tag team of Rhythm & Blues. Valentine even dyed his hair black for the cause, which was pretty unexpected as he’d had the same look for twenty years prior. He would go back to that same look for thirty years after this team split.

The team is remembered for Valentine’s hair, Diamond Dallas Page driving them down to the ring in a pink Cadillac at WrestleMania VI, and this song. To be fair, that’s more memorable attributes than a ton of WWF tag teams over the years have had.

1. “Cool, Cocky, Bad”

Honky’s first hit perfectly summed up who he was as a character. That’s one thing I find missing in most WWE theme songs in 2019. Even the ones that have lyrics don’t describe their wrestler nearly as well as “Cool, Cocky, Bad” describes the Honky Tonk Man. If somebody asks you what HTM was like back in the day, you could sing this song to them.

The only thing missing in the song? A mention that he’s the Greatest Intercontinental Champion of All Time!

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PC Tunney

Sing it with me… money money money money moneeeeeeeeeyeeeeee… everybody’s got a price! MONEY IN THE BANK is here!!! How money will our staff picks be?!?

AJ – Roxanne Perez
Andrew – Stephanie Vaquer – *Bubba Sparxxx Impression* I don’t tell stories, I let them tell theyself.
Dave – Guilia – A stacked field but I just like her here.
DJ – Naomi
DPP – Roxanne Perez
Jason – Alexa Bliss
Patrick – Roxanne Perez
Rey – Naomi – If Naomi loses, we riot!
Rob – Naomi
Greg – Alexa Bliss – Bliss has had huge reactions since returning and is moving a ton of merch. While I can see them wanting to build Roxanne Perez, Giulia, or Stephanie Vaquer, I think Alexa Bliss.

Tunney’s Take: Rhea Ripley – I’ll make my case short and sweet… Mami in the Bank! You can’t leave that money on the table.

Chairshot Pick – Tie – Naomi 3 & Roxanne Perez 3 (Alexa Bliss 2, Giulia 1, Rhea Ripley 1, Stephanie Vaquer 1)

AJ – LA Knight
Andrew – El Grande Americano – Feels correct given his push and the fact he’s over.
Dave – Seth Rollins – Got to push that new faction.
DJ – LA Knight
DPP – El Grande Americano
Jason – LA Knight
Patrick – Solo Sikoa
Rey – LA Knight – Looks like another push, and he does have history with Cena.
Rob – Solo Sikoa
Greg – Seth Rollins – This company is extremely high in the El Grande Americano gimmick, but this match comes down to Seth Rollins or LA Knight. Given the Rollins storyline, it’s his briefcase to win.

Tunney’s Take: El Grande Americano – Picture this: Chad Gable wins the AAA Mega Championship and El Grande Americano wins MITB! WHAT A SATURDAY in LA!!!

Chairshot Pick – LA Knight 4 (El Grande Americano 3, Seth Rollins 2, Solo Sikoa 2)

AJ – Becky Lynch – Sadly
Andrew – Becky Lynch – I still don’t care about Lyra.
Dave – Lyra Valkyria – Starting to warm up to her and Becky has a lot to do with that.
DJ – Lyra Valkyria
DPP – Becky Lynch
Jason – Becky Lynch
Patrick – Lyra Valkyria
Rey – Becky Lynch – Put some fire on the Irish Beef.
Rob – Becky Lynch
Greg – Becky Lynch – I don’t think you do a rematch here just to have Becky lose again. Unless Bayley shows up to help Lyra.

Tunney’s Take: Becky Lynch – A big part of me feels that winning this title checks off a major box for Becks in her HOF career.

Chairshot Pick – Becky Lynch 8-3

AJ – Cena & Paul
Andrew – Rhodes & Uso – Easy way for Cena to lose without eating the pinfall.
Dave – Rhodes & Uso – Get the QB back on the winning track.
DJ – Rhodes & Uso
DPP – Rhodes & Uso
Jason – Cena & Paul
Patrick – Cena & Paul
Rey – Rhodes & Uso – Heels usually lose these kinds of matches. Logan takes the pin.
Rob – Cena & Paul
Greg – Rhodes & Uso – I hope Jey isn’t an afterthought here like Cody was last fall when he was paired up with Roman. I think Cody pins Cena to set up Cody-Cena 2 at SummerSlam.

Tunney’s Take: Cena & Paul – I don’t think Cena is involved in another loss until he loses the WWE Championship. I also think Logan Paul is NOT done trying to capture Jey Uso’s World Heavyweight Championship. …Travis Scott in the house?

Chairshot Pick – 6-5 Rhodes & Uso

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Chairshot Staff Picks: Backlash St. Louis

Chairshot Staff picks!!!

Published

1 month ago

May 9, 2025

PC Tunney

May is upon us and with that, so is Backlash from St. Louis! What does the first PLE after WrestleMania have in store for the WWE Universe? Let’s see if the Chairshot Staff can properly interpret the crystal ball of rasslin’ future.

AJ – Pat MacAfee – Gunther has to start losing control and who better than an announcer.
Andrew – Pat MacAfee – Goldberg getting involved does seem correct here.
Dave – Gunther – He’s not losing to a broadcaster.
DJ – Gunther – Pat is sent to the shadow realm until football season is over.
DPP – Gunther – Post match beat down leads to Pat time off.
Jason – Gunther – One massive spot and or bump from Pat.
Patrick – Gunther
Rey – Gunther – RIP MacAfee, t’was a good life.
Rob – Gunther
Greg – Pat MacAfee – Why? Goooooldbeeerrrrrgggggg!

Tunney’s Take: Gunther – Seems like the right pick here. Pat may be getting some time off and Gunther needs more heat.

Chairshot Pick – GUNTHER 8-3

AJ – Lyra Valkyria – Becky’s hopefully putting her over, still mad about Dakota.
Andrew – Becky Lynch – I have no real interest in Lyra currently.
Dave – Becky Lynch – Lyra is boring AF!
DJ – Lyra Valkyria – Bayley interferes.
DPP – Becky Lynch – Becky cheats and steals the title.
Jason – Lyra Valkyria – Bayley costs Becks.
Patrick – Becky Lynch
Rey – Becky Lynch – Story needs to jump up a bit, Becky Charlotte’s Lyra.
Rob – Lyra Valkyria
Greg – Becky Lynch – It’s been fun, Lyra. (It kinda hasn’t)

Tunney’s Take: Lyra Valkyria – Bayley’s interference should set up some type of program with Becky as we head towards Summer(Slam).

Chairshot Pick – BECKY LYNCH 6-5

AJ – Jacob Fatu – Great way to put him over w/ two former WHCs and LA Knight.
Andrew – Jacob Fatu – He’s Jacob Fatu!
Dave – Jacob Fatu – Too soon to pull the belt off him.
DJ – Jacob Fatu – Priest and LA can’t decide who’s is bigger.
DPP – Jacob Fatu – Your hardcore match, tables and chairs involved.
Jason – Jacob Fatu – The Champ retains due to or in spite of Solo.
Patrick – Jacob Fatu
Rey – Jacob Fatu – All gas. No brakes. Ain’t losing.
Rob – Jacob Fatu
Greg – Jacob Fatu – Someone from The Samoan Dynasty ain’t winning a title just to drop it.

Tunney’s Take: Jacob Fatu – Uncle Mo is on Fatu’s side and other than Knight, I don’t see Drew or Priest holding the US title in the current circumstances of this title’s landscape.

Chairshot Pick – JACOB FATU 11-0

AJ – Dominic Mysterio – Judgement Day shenanigans just leading up to Finn turning on Dom later.
Andrew – Penta – Dom’s fine having a short reign, could also work for pushing AAA.
Dave – Dominic Mysterio – He’s probably more over than Penta.
DJ – Dominic Mysterio – Dirty Dom takes home the gold and the girl.
DPP – Dominic Mysterio – Big Head helps Dom pull out the win.
Jason – Dominic Mysterio – By hook and crook.
Patrick – Dominic Mysterio
Rey – Dominic Mysterio – Latino Heat keeps burning. Finn gets closer to the edge.
Rob – Dominic Mysterio
Greg – Dominic Mysterio – Someone from The Guerrero Dynasty ain’t winning a title just to drop it.

Tunney’s Take: Dominic Mysterio – That belt looks good with the king of chicken tendys. I can see Penta and Rey reforming as a tag team sooner than later.

Chairshot Pick – DOMINIC MYSTERIO 10-1

AJ – John Cena – Why? Cena wins, lol.
Andrew – John Cena – Shenanigans ensue so it’s not a clean win.
Dave – John Cena – The last time is now.
DJ – John Cena – Randy hears voices telling him he needs an Attitude Adjustment.
DPP – John Cena – Cena tries to cheat but the ref doesn’t call for a DQ.
Jason – John Cena – Nefarious means, Randy not ready for Evil John Cena.
Patrick – John Cena
Rey – John Cena – Cena just counting down the dates. Should be fun though.
Rob – John Cena
Greg – John Cena – You know they want Cody to be the hero in the end.

Tunney’s Take: Randy Orton – Once upon a time Randy got himself intentionally disqualified and it cost John. Saturday, history repeats itself with a 180-degree twist. Cena retains via Orton DQ victory. This time, Travis Scott’s appearance takes care of that task.

Chairshot Pick – JOHN CENA 10-1