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Joe Dinan’s AAA Review & Results (4/29/19)

Get caught up on AAA from the past week!

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Joe Dinan checks in with your look at AAA for the week!

Live on Twitch 4/26

Lady Maravilla and Jonathan vs Big Mami and Nino Hamburguesa

Yes, someone named Jonathan. How do you copyright that? Maravilla tempts Nino to begin. As she’s done the last 6 weeks. Maravilla and Mami attack each other. Mami uses her surprising agility. Mami hits a top rope arm drag to the outside and then poses. Nino comes in to a nice pop against Jonathan. Nino hits a take over on Jon and Maravilla. He hits a leg drop on Jonathan. Every time Nino is going to hit Maravilla she begs him not to to distraction. Now they’re doing some double team offense. Mami gets worked over next. Mami dodges attacks and whips Jon and Maravilla in the corner. Nino does a running senton on them. Nino checks on Maravilla. Mami doesn’t like this. Jonathan attacks him but Nino hits a face buster and Mami an elbow drop. They argue some. Maravilla attacks Mami but Mami hits a leg drop then sits on her. Mami is mad and chops Nino. She then does a brnco buster to Maravilla. More issues with Mami and Nino. But they sandwich Jonathan. Then Mami and Nino do middle rope splashes on Jonathan and Maravilla for the win. Nino Hamburguesa and Big Mami pin Jonathan and Maravilla with middle rope splashes.

After the match Nino throws Mami into Jonathan and takes Maravilla to the back.

Winners: Big Mami and Nino Hamburguesa

Taya and Faby Apache vs Chik Tormenta and Luchador Surprise

Yes he is listed as Luchador Surprise. It will be revealed at the end of the match who it is. Faby starts with the surprise and he takes a victory roll wrong so Faby, a pro turns it into a leg lock. Tormenta breaks it up. Taya gets double teamed next. She gets worked over and then Faby gets beat on again. The Surprise and Chik pose to a chorus of boos. Faby dodges an attack and Taya helps make a come back. They double drop kick the Surprise. They perform some double team offense. Faby then accidentally pulls off Surprises mask and its Hijo del Tirantes. Faby and Taya continue offense on him and Tormenta. Tormenta and Taya take each other out and Tirantes and Faby go at it. Faby hits a hurricanrana for a close two. Tirantes hits a face buster but doesn’t pin. Then Faby rolls him up. Then ref stops counting at 2 because Tormenta botched a spot. Tirantes fakes a groin shot. Ref declares him the winner. Now Faby gets laid out post match. Hijo del Tirantes wins via DQ trickery.

Winners: Chik Tormenta and Hijo del Tirantes

Golden Magic vs Hijo Del Vikingo vs Villano III Jr vs Flamita

This is for a shot at Laredo Kid’s Cruiserweight belt. Supposedly. This match starts with everyone exchanging some spots. It’s set up early on where there’s two guys in the ring and two guys on the outside waiting their turn. The chaos will rise I’m sure. Magic head scissors Villano to the outside. Vikingo bounces off of the rope and hits Magic with a hurricanrana. Vikingo hits a dive over the top of the ring post. Villano III then hits a dive. Flamita kids him then does an asai moonsault. Magic hit a moonsault off of the post. Magic does a styles clash on Villano onto Vikingo. Villano does a springboard elbow to Magic and Flamita. Villano gives Flamita and Magic the finger but then he gets double super kicked. Flamita hits a standing Spanish fly on Magic and then Villano spears Flamita. Villano uses Vikingo as a weapon and then slams him on Flamita. Vikingo hits a reverseranna on Villano from the top rope. Villano III is clutching his shoulder and they call for medical attention. Flamita helps with calling for it. But he didn’t help by pulling on his arm and dragging him. Everyone stopped working and he went to the back on a stretcher. Gonna assume it’s a shoot. Magic does an asai tornillo dive on Vikingo. He then does a 450 on Flamita. Flamita kicked out. Magic goes for a hurricanrana from the top after but Flamita reverses it into a power bomb for the pin. I guess it’s elimination cause they’re still going. Vikingo runs off Flamita and hits an enziguri. Flamita catches him with a death valley driver for a close two. Vikingo flips out of a muscle buster and hits a springboard shotgun drop kick. He then hits a springboard dive for a two count. Vikingo goes up to the top and Flamita gets knees up on a shooting star, then he hits two tiger drivers and Vikingo somehow kicks out. Now Vikingo hits a 450 and Flamita kicks out. Vikingo hits the double foot stomp in the corner and then the imploder 450 for the win. Hijo del Vikingo pins Flamita with an imploder 450.

Winner: Hijo Del Vikingo

Laredo Kid and Brian Cage vs Taurus and Killer Kross

Laredo Kid and Taurus tie up to begin. They start to exchange moves. Kross comes in against Kid and Kid tries to use his speed but gets caught by Kross’ power. Kross and Cage stare down. They trade counters until Cage hits a power slam. Taurus attacks Cage from behind and hits a senton in the corner. Laredo hits a big moonsault to the outside on Taurus. Kross acts like he’s gonna do a dive but Cage throws him to the outside. Cage hits a dive over the top rope onto the pile. Cage holds up Taurus in power bomb position while Kid hits a leg drop off of the top. Kross keeps taunting Cage who tries to fight back but gets doubled. They go to team up on Laredo Kid for a bit but he makes his own come back hitting a spinning DDT on Kross. Taurus hits a big screw driver attack on Kid then Cage hits a spinning death valley on Taurus. Cage runs wild now getting offense in on Taurus and Kross. Kross fights back and hits an exploder suplex. Cage hits a spinning elbow on Kross and goes for a dive but Taurus spears him. Taurus goes to the top and Kid kicks him. He then dives off on Kross then runs back into the ring to go for the Laredo Fly but Taurus reverses it and hits a sit out neck breaker of some sort. Taurus pins Laredo Kid with a sit out neck breaker.

Poder del Norte come out to beat on Laredo Kid but Hijo Del Vikingo makes the save. I believe Mocho Cota Jr wants those trios titles back. Kid is saying I guess we’ll face you now but Norte decides against it.

Winners: Taurus and Killer Kross

Mocho Cota Jr, Carta Brava Jr, and Tito Santana vs Sammy Guevara (Daga), Jack Evans, and Australian Suicide

And look at that Poder Del Norte is back out. Suicide gets offense in on Carta Brava. Jack Evans comes in against Mocho and they go back and forth. Santana flips Daga to the outside and goes for a dive but he slides out while Daga slides in and then Daga hits Santana with a middle rope dive. Poder del Norte gets beat on on the outside. This is such a weird dynamic. Both teams are rudos. Now Poder is getting the advantage. Poder del Norte introduces a chair and that’s not a DQ because AAA. Cota and Daga go back and forth in the ring. Daga hits a big striking flurry. Daga hits a gut wrench suplex but Santana breaks up the pin. Santana hits a back stabber on Daga and Suicide breaks it up. Jack Evans hits a phoenix splash on Brava and Cota breaks up the pin. Cota hit a Spanish fly on Evans and then something else happened off camera and all of Poder del Norte had pins but everyone kicked out. Daga gets taken out with a triple team move. Evans tries to fight them off and is successful in the beginning until he gets dumped out on Daga. Suicide fights some off and hits a sunset flip on Cota for a two count. Suicide gets crotched on the top rope and hit with consecutive corner offense. Santana hits a frog splash on Suicide for the win. Tito Santana pins Australian Suicide with a frog splash.

Winners: Mocho Cota Jr, Carta Brava Jr, and Tito Santana

Psycho Clown, La Parka, and Puma King vs Rey Escorpion, Texano Jr, and Chessman

Finally after a lot of posturing to the audience Puma and Chessman start off fighting for the advantage. Puma hits a super kick and it breaks down into a brawl. It is a AAA main event after all. Rey Escorpion starts to rip Psycho Clown’s mask. Texano brings his bull rope into the ring. What are rules? Nobody knows. The Mercenaries and Chessman are now teaming up on everyone. Parka hits an arm drag on Texano and Escorpion then Clown and Puma hit dives to the outside. Konnan is on commentary and he yells and peaks the mic. Taurus comes out and spears La Parka. Laredo Kid comes out and shotgun drop kicks Taurus then hits a missile middle rope dive. Now Poder del Norte is out to beat up Laredo Kid. Vikingo comes out to answer that. Now Puma and Clown are being beat on again. Now Murder Clown comes out and cleans house and does an over the top rope dive. Now Psycho is whipping people with the belt. They hit a bunch of offense on Chessman. They hit the Los Guerrero’s triple team spot on Texano. Escorpion just runs in to change the odds. La Parka is getting stretchered out because he always does. Clown hits a power slam on Escorpion and Texano goes to hit him with the rope but Clown moves. Psycho Clown hits a hurricanrana to the outside on Chessman. Psycho is cleaning house. He hits a flip dive on Escorpion. Puma King enters and hits a hurricanrana on Texano and an arm drag on Chessman. Murder Clown hits a press slam on Texano. Murder Clown hits a 619 then does the fusion dance with Puma King. Murder Clown then does a dive to the outside. Killer Kross comes out to attack Puma. Kross power bombs Puma through the table nicely set up. Escorpion hits a power bomb for a two count on Clown. Rey argues with the ref and Clown makes them kiss and then he hits a sunset flip on Escorpion for the win. Psycho Clown pins Escorpion with a sunset flip.

Psycho Clown celebrates with Puma and Murder in the ring. Kross just stands on the outside. Puma King in English says in English that Kross knows what the Puto chant means. Puma King wants a one on one match but Texano attacks him and now the beat down is on. All the masks get removed. Apparently Taurus is a Mercenarios. Hopefully Hiedra is still too.

Winners: Psycho Clown, La Parka, and Puma King

Live on Twitch 4/28

Faby Apache vs La Hiedra vs Lady Maravilla vs Chik Tormenta

Shani comes out and announces the winner will face her. Hiedra slaps her though and things are getting crazy. Maravilla starts with Tormenta. Hiedra and Faby drop kick Maravilla and Tormenta and then go at it. Faby hits a hurricanrana and rolls into a leg lock. Maravilla and Tormenta work together to take out Hiedra. Hiedra fights back and then works on Maravilla. Faby joins in the fun. Faby hits a slam and Hiedra drop kicks Maravilla in the butt. Hiedra hits a big back breaker on Tormenta for a two count that she can’t believe. Faby gets Tormenta in a nice pinning combo for a two count. Tormenta slams Hiedra on the apron and then Maravilla does a cross body on Tormenta. Maravilla pulls Faby off of the apron and hits her on the post. In the ring Tormenta gets Maravilla in a torture rack that she rolls into a victory roll for a two count. Tormenta runs up the ropes and hits a drop kick followed by a tiger bomb and then a styles clash for the win. Chik Tormenta pins Lady Maravilla with a Styles Clash.

Winner: Chik Tormenta

Sammy Guevara (Taurus) vs Jack Evans vs Australian Suicide vs Villano III Jr

They all gang up on Taurus to start. Once he’s taken out the other three trade spots and counters. Villano has Suicide in electric chair position. He throws Suicide at Taurus who power bombs him. Evans comes and hits a spinning kick on Taurus. Taurus holds up Suicide and almost catches a diving Jack Evans too. But Villano dives on the pile making all parties involved fall. Villano and Taurus have a nice back and forth. Suicide does a 450 into a hurricanrana on Taurus for a close two. Suicide hits a big tornillo dive on Villano and then Evans kicks Suicide. Taurus senton dives into both men. Villano tries to reverseranna Taurus but it fails. Then Suicide does it to Villano with more success. Then spots are traded between all men. Taurus hits a shoulder breaker on Evans and then a spinning clothesline against Suicide. Villano goes to the top but Evans runs up and suplexes him off and then hits a phoenix splash for a two count. He then goes up and hits a 630 for the win. Jack Evans pins Villano III with a 630.

Winner: Jack Evans

Hijo Del Vikingo, Flamita, and Villano III Jr (Golden Magic) vs Mocho Cota Jr, Carta Brava Jr, and Tito Santana

The match starts with Poder del Norte beating up Flamita. Flamita fights back hitting a hurricanrana and drop kick to the outside on Carta Brava. Magic comes in on fire too, dodging Norte’s team up efforts. Magic hits a standing moonsault on Santana and rolls into an arm drag on Brava. Vikingo comes in with Cota but Vikingo uses his quickness to his advantage. He continues to use his agility to his advantage hitting a big head scissors on Santana. Vikingo goes for a dive but they don’t show it. Nobody was next to him so I’m gonna guess he missed. Now Norte is attacking them with chairs. What are rules. Flamita gets smashed with a chair and then Magic gets teamed on. Vikingo gets crotched on the post and kicks to the outside. They do some silly triple team submission where Brava stood on Flamita and Magic’s back. VIkingo hit a hurricanrana on Brava. Vikingo and Magic then hit two high velocity dives. Flamita hits a standing spanish fly but Cota is there to break it up. He then belly to belly throws Flamita into the corner. Vikingo catches Cota and hits a swinging slam followed by a springboard splash but Santana breaks up the pin with a chair. Magic hits a guillotine leg drop on Santana but Brava is there to break it up. Magic hits a step up moonsault and Brava gets the feet up. Magic hits a cross body off of the top rope to the outside. Vikingo and Flamita perform asai moonsaults but they miss and then get pushed into the barricade. Santana hits a running attack in the corner on Magic and then Cota hits a frog splash for the win. Mocho Cota Jr pins Golden Magic with a frog splash.

Winners: Mocho Cota Jr, Carta Brava Jr, and Tito Santana

Puma King vs Killer Kross

Puma comes out attacking Kross but Kross no sells. Part of the gimmick. Puma hits multiple drop kicks and then hits a cross body to the outside. Puma hits Kross with a chair with little effect. Kross choke slams Puma King. Kross works over Puma’s foot. Kross is now manhandling Puma now. Kross is clubbing Puma King now. Kross puts a chair in front of Puma and elbows it. Puma fires up a come back hitting multiple strikes on Kross. Puma places a chair in front of Kross’ groin and strikes it with another chair. Puma hits a code breaker off of the top and then roles into a pinning combo. Kross throws Puma into the turnbuckle then hits a big boot followed by a leg drop. Kross goes to the top rope for some reason. Puma meets him up there. Kross punches him off balanced but Puma recovers and flips him off. He gets a rolling pinning combo but Kross kicks out at the last second. Puma sets up a table now. Kross dodges and kicks Puma in the groin then slams him on the now slanted table. It does not break. Kross must break this table. This time Kross last rides Puma on to the table. Then Kross pins him like the Undertaker. Killer Kross pins Puma King with a power bomb through a table.

Puma King is on a stretch now. Kross drags him off and back into the ring to power bomb him again.

Winner: Killer Kross

La Parka, Golden Magic (Murder Clown), and Nino Hamburguesa vs Chessman, Averno, and Dave the Clown

The two OGTs try to work over Murder Clown. La Parka throws Dave out to start. Murder Clown clotheslines the two to the outside. La Parka and Dave the Clown square off in the ring now. Parka hits a few arm drags and a hurricanrana and throws Chessman to the outside then dances. Nino comes in and he makes the two OGTs look like fools. Maravilla comes out now to distract him looking nice in street clothes. But then Dave attacks him with the chair. They put Nino’s shirt over his head and beat him up. The Clown and OGTs literally beat up on these guys for minutes straight. I don’t know if there’s an end in sight. The OGTs get pulled to the outside and then Hamburguesa bumps Clown to the outside before hitting a middle rope dive. La Parka then hits a middle rope dive on Averno. Murder Clown hits a big diskus clothesline on Dave the Clown. Murder takes on Dave and then hits a monkey flip on Averno. He then press slams him. Murder hits an elbow drop then Chessman attacks him. Nino comes in to save Murder Clown. Chessman goes to body slam Nino but Nino falls on him then hits a splash. Dave breaks it up. Parka hits a running knee attack on Dave. Parka hits a ddt flatliner combo on Averno and Dave. Parka catches Chessman for a power bomb and Nino and Murder roll up the other two for two counts. All three are down in the corner and Nino hits a running senton twice in a row. La Parka is feeling froggy and goes for another dive through the middle rope. Murder hits a 619 on Dave and then hits an over the top dive on the OGTs. Nino then hits a big splash on Dave from the top for the win. Nino Hamburguesa pins Dave the Clown with a top rope splash.

Winners: La Parka, Nino Hamburguesa, and Murder Clown

Psycho Clown, Laredo Kid, and ??? vs Rey Escorpion, Texano Jr, and Taurus

Lucky for me Hiedra is still a Mercenary. So this match starts out as a two on three. They insult each other back and forth on the mic. Hiedra slaps Psycho and now the beat down is on. Escorpion is beating Psycho up in the crowd. They’re trying to hang Laredo Kid. Taurus spears Clown and Laredo Kid. Hijo Vikingo’s music plays and he runs out like a bat out of hell. Vikingo, Laredo Kid, and Clown hit dives over the top rope. Vikingo is choking Texano and Clown is now getting the upper hand on Escorpion. Hiedra comes in the ring now to try and slap Clown again. Clown goes to hit her but moves and Escorpion hits her and she folds. Laredo and Vikingo shotgun drop kick Escorpion in the corner. Psycho does some running offense and then all three hit running drop kicks. Laredo Kid does a torpedo middle rope dive on Taurus sending him into the crowd. Laredo Kid runs up Texano and arm drags Escorpion. He hurricanrana’s Escorpion into Texano. Kid then super kicks Taurus to the outside and then jumps to the top rope and hits a hurricanrana to the floor on Taurus. After 15 minutes in the ring they go back to normal tag formalities. Texano clothesline Vikingo in half. Hiedra holds Vikingo but he moves and she gets hit with a kick to the butt by Escorpion. Vikingo jumps on the ropes and hits a 450 into a hurricanrana on Taurus. Then he hits a head scissors take over to the outside. Psycho Clown and Escorpion trade offense now. He ties Escorpion in the corner and they kinda botch the double foot stomp. Clown hits a powerslam on Taurus. He moves when Hiedra tries to break it up. Texano then accidentally bull ropes her and Taurus. Clown then hits Texano with the rope and then Clown hits a middle rope dive into an arm drag on Escorpion. Clown brings Texano onto the table and hits a michinoku driver through the table. Vikingo does an over the top rope dive on Taurus. Now Laredo Kid and Escorpion are in the ring. Rey hits a power bomb and Kid kicks out of the fast count. Escorpion isn’t happy with the ref and pushes him. Escorpion misses a lionsault and Kid goes to the top but Rey slaps him and joins him. Kid flips over and hits a running power bomb for the win. Tirantes fast counted presumably because Escorpion pushed him. Laredo Kid pins Rey Escorpion with a running power bomb.

The heels go to beat down the technicos post match and before they take their masks La Parka comes out with a chair. The technicos stand tall for once in this company. La Parka wants a trios match. He then insults them.

Winners: Psycho Clown, Laredo Kid, and Hijo Del Vikingo

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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 6.19.25

Are we going to start trending upwards with Slammiversary to build toward?

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Last week’s episode was lacking in ring work but had decent story moments and segments. Starting the build to Slammiversary we can either launch nicely or things can always get worse. Jason Hotch and KC Navarro are the real shining stars of the last few months, so lets hope once they get over this Leon Slater idiot ship, they can push X Division wrestlers with actual talent for pro wrestling and not just flippy charisma vacuums.

Oh and let’s not forget, it is the episode they celebrate the 23rd anniversary of TNA! TWENTY – THREE!! Somewhere PCO hates this.

Ratings:

  • Sami Callihan vs Eric Young w/Losers: EY wins via Piledriver – ** 3/4
  • Lei Ying Lee & Masha Slamovich vs The Elegance Clique w/M & Personal Concierge: Elegantos win via Rarefied Air – ***
  • Eddie Edwards & JDC w/Alisha & Brian Myers vs Matt Cardona & Home Town Man: HTM wins via Cradle – *
  • Champion’s Challenge: The Rascalz, Joe Hendry, Leon Slater & Elijah vs The Kaiba Boys, Moose, Steve Maclin & Trick Williams: Elijah wins via Highwayman’s Farewell – ***

 

Results:

Sami Callihan vs Eric Young w/Losers

Sami knocks them all off the apron before the bell rings, he levels the loser children, finds a chair, attacks EY but EY counters and this is the excuse to use weapons since the bell didn’t ring yet. EY tries to break Sami’s hand on the steps with the chair, but Sami moves, throws EY back in the ring, bell rings and EY hits a Belly to Belly suplex for two. They slug it out, Sami goes for Headbutts, then Sami wants to run the ropes but a loser trips him, distracts long enough for EY to knock him out of the ring and loser children swarm as loser children do. EY does the classic, throw back out for losers to attack while EY grabs and distracts the ref. Sami is selling a few lame attacks from the losers like he got shot. It’s an excessive sell, so it’s honestly a dumb transitional moment.

EY levels Sami, Lariat into Scoop Slam, looks for the Macho Elbow but Sami hits the ropes to crotch EY. Sami Superplex time, but EY bites the face to make Sami drop, EY jumps at him but eats a straight right hand. Cactus Driver, but no, EY tries his Piledriver…they both gouge eyes at the same time, Sami catches an EY charge into a Flatliner as they’re both down…for…reasons? The selling in this match seems…poorly timed and kinda stupid. Hard Irish Whip, EY Flair Flips the corner, levels Sami, Macho Elbow for 2.9! EY threatens to hit the ref, but then goes to mad dog commentary. EY then wants to attack fans…he’s more unhinged than World Elite EY. Sami gives him the old Dick Twist into a Stunner but only for two! Losers try to distract, first one gets taken out, second one uses a chair, EY hits the Piledriver on Sami, EY wins.

I feel like this is gonna continue for a few weeks since it wasn’t a clean win. 

Mustafa Ali’s group comes out, and I refuse to say the name because it’s dumb and they’re already fraying at the seams. Ali wants an apology session, Tasha and Hotch apologize to him but Skyler bites back and refuses, even shoved Ali. So Ali challenges him to a “Call to Arms” match. What in the hell is a Call to Arms match? 

Lei Ying Lee & Masha Slamovich vs The Elegance Clique w/M & Personal Concierge

ASH does her borderline racist fake karate before Lei stares her down and tags in Heather. Heather avoids Lei, Lei throws a few Tornado Kicks to make a point and Heather tags out. Heather being 4’8″ helps her here. Concierge says “There’s no Karate in wrestling”. ASH, Lei and Masha are in the ring, ASH is trying to decide who she wants to face, but the Concierge google translated it and hands it to ASH, before the face team rocks ASH. Masha lifts up Lei and Lei does the Liu Kang Bicycle Kick, steering more into her Mortal Kombat aesthetic. Senton off the apron from Lei and Masha dives into the pile, the comedy heels are getting leveled. We go to commercial and come back with Lei getting Double Teamed but she spins it into a weird Neckbreaker..but can’t tag out just yet. Lei blocks Heather, Enzuigiri, simultaneous tag, Masha is Yakuza kicks for all and the 2 for 1 Lariat/DDT special. Near fall, but Masha goes for murder, but Heather breaks it, Rocket Launcher/Code Breaker from Elegance but Lei breaks up the pin. ASH tries to intimidate Lei with her fake Karate before throwing her out of the ring. Heather hits Lei with a handful of Glitter and then bounces her face off the post. Masha tries to stop ASH, Kelly’s music distracts Masha, Rarefied Air gives ASH the win.

Santino comes out and GOD DAMMIT no one wants to see Tommy Dreamer fight Mance Warner…that’s a useless thing. Pivot away…no one wants this. Oh no, now we have to listen to Steph talk too. Okay it seems to be a pivot, thankfully. Steph and Mance talk shit, Dreamer says something about Something is gonna happen…and Jake Something comes out. So…I guess we’re gonna build him up for 2 months and then job him out for 6 before he fucks off to his home galaxy or whatever? 

Really wish Indi just opened with the Billy Butcher classic of, “Oi Cunt!” – but this wasn’t bad. 

Eddie Edwards & JDC w/Alisha & Brian Myers vs Matt Cardona & Home Town Man

I hate… Cardona so much more now. Heel reasons for Cardona…go away heat for Deaner.

JDC wants the Home Town Man to start…and Deaner does his stupid Flip Flop and Fly, Cardona tags in, JDC is eating some offense, Cardona wants the Reboot, JDC powders, Cardona Dives but then Lish and the general numbers catch up to Cardona. Eddie is legal, and now they isolate Cardona with some decent tandem work and isolation. This turns into kind of a schmoz, lots of silly spots, near falls and then Home Town doofus gets the cradle pinfall on Eddie.

Whenever Deaner is involved I can’t be asked to care. The System beats Cardona and Deaner down, but Eddie did eat a pin. Which is embarrassing not even for work reasons, like it’s just sad.

Champion’s Challenge: The Rascalz, Joe Hendry, Leon Slater & Elijah vs The Kaiba Boys, Moose, Steve Maclin & Trick Williams

Elijah and Nic start things off, slow push off, arm wring, top wristlock, simple chain wrestling start. Nic breaks the chain and hits a Dropkick, Elijah runs the ropes and hits a Diving Lariat and starts the Rope Walk. Nic seems far to awake and alert for that move then, I hate how people pull that off too early. Wentz gets tagged in, Nic tags in Maclin who wasn’t looking for a tag, but him and Wentz have a nice clash, Trey tags in, they try to double him, but they pause and look at each other. Maclin asks for a tag, no one tags him so he Chops Ryan to tag him in and throws him in.

The little nod to Maclin and Rascalz history and the fact the faces realize Maclin isn’t a piece of shit. A little MCMG homage tandem attacks on Ryan, Wentz punctuates with the Handspring Knee Lift, Ryan tags out to Trick. Trick and Wentz go back and forth, Rascalz have Trick eating offense, Moose tries to slow things down, both Trick and Moose powder, Rascalz Double Golden Triangle Moonsaults. Trey gets tripped by Nic, Moose hits Lights Out, but there’s no referee so it’s a little chaotic.

Out of the commercial things are controlled kinda and we see a simultaneous tag to Moose and Leon. Leon comes out hot, level Moose with a Leg Lariat, attacks Nic Nemeth, attacks Ryan, and then Moose hits Leon with the Stun Gun. Moose looks to tag in Maclin but Maclin jumps off the apron. Trick takes the tag, keeps control, Trick forcibly tags in Maclin but Ryan tags himself in and pulls Leon to the Champions’ corner, Nic tags in and isolates Leon, with the Kaibas quick tagging and keeping Leon down.

Moose tags in, tries to Suplex Leon about four times but Leon stops it then counters the Suplex. Moose tries to cut him off, but the Champions distract the ref so the ref can’t see Leon tag out. Nic and Moose doubling up and Leon is the bump guy of this last portion of the match. Big Uranage from Moose…Moose looks for Lights Out but Small Package almost ruined things, Body Scissors Cradle, GAME CHANGER! Moose looks to hit a Jacknife Powerbomb but Leon turns it into a DDT. Maclin and Ryan start fighting, Nic Superkicks Maclin, Hendry and Nic tag in, Hendry is a house of fire. Sack of Shits for everyone! Nic, Ryan, there’s a pause when Hendry is face to face with Trick and Trick gets Uppercuts first then Sack of Shit! Standing Ovation on Nic, but Ryan blocks, Kaibas try a tandem attack but Hendry Lariats them both. Elijah tags in and is the maestro of the crowd and chopping Ryan to some fun. Ryan goes for a Polish Hammer but eats the Knee Lift. Signature spam time…

Ryan tries to use the International title but Maclin grabs the title away from Ryan, clocks Nic, Standing Ovation into the Highwayman’s Farewell. Champions lose!

Overall Score: 4/10

Well this was a rough one boys and girls. Sami and EY was just an overbooked shitshow, Lei Ying Lee is unfortunately in a spot where it’s obvious TNA has no clue how to use her, the Elegantos are the New Beautiful People, and I’m not mad at that. But you need to space out your goofball crap. You can’t have Elegance Clique, Home Town Moron and Santino in 3 consecutive segments. And if anyone goes “it was 3 out of 4” that’s doesn’t lessen my point, the beauty of Pro Wrestling being a variety show is…FOR VARIETY! When the lead match feels stupid because of bad pacing, poor selling and overbooking with two losers, it feels like a useless match with idiots, then comedy, followed by more comedy…you see how that’s literally NOT VARIETY.

Figure it out seriously. This was a disappointing episode. If you’re a casual viewer than it’s just chalk for TNA doing cringe and borderline goof crap since they’ve always steered a little more into the carny than other companies. But this show was…where’s Jisoo and Jenny? I feel like I need that gif:

two women standing in a kitchen with the words not bad but not good on the bottom

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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (6/19/25)

Rumble, Bad Man, Rumble!

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Run Or Hide, The Infantry’s Outside!

Shane Taylor & Lee Moriarty in one match, The Infantry in another, will Shane Taylor Promotions finally take control of ROH?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Shane Taylor & Lee Moriarty w/ Trish Adora VS Anthony Gangone & Sal Mistretta; Shane & Lee win.
  • Pure Rules Match: Deonna Purrazzo VS Marti Belle; Deonna wins.
  • Lance Archer VS Aaron Solo; Archer wins.
  • Miyu Yamashita VS Brooke Havok; Miyu wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: The Infantry & Grizzled Young Veterans VS The Kingdom & Top Flight; The Kingdom & Top Flight win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Shane Taylor & Lee Moriarty w/ Trish Adora VS Anthony Gangone & Sal Mistretta!

The full force of Shane Taylor Promotions will be felt tonight! Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo are in tonight’s main event, but that leaves Big Bad Shaney T Boy and #TAIGASTYLE to open the night. Will they prove that ROH now belongs to STP? Or will Mr. Sleep & #SturdySal show they can rumble, bad man, rumble?

The teams sort out and Lee starts against Gangone. The bell rings and Lee LEG LARIATS Gangone! The fans fire up and Lee says, “Get over here!” Lee puts Gangone in a corner, fires hands, then JUMP KNEES! Lee drags Gangone up and the fans rally behind him. Lee wrenches, and wrenches, then hits an ELBOW BREAKER! Tag to Shane but Gangone ROCKS Lee! Gangone gets away to tag in Sal. Shane and Sal step up as fans chant “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Sal ROCKS Shane, but then Shane brushes that off. Shane grins, the fans tell Sal he messed up, and Shane HEADBUTTS Sal! Sal wobbles while Shane shouts, “The hell is wrong with you, chump?”

Shane then YANKS Sal in for the URENAGE! The fans fire up and want that again, but Shane drags Sal around by a leg. Shane says why not. Ripcord and URENAGE! The fans fire up behind Shane and he rolls Sal so he can KNEE him back down! The fans chant for “S T P! S T P!” Shane winds up but Gangone runs in! Lee intercepts for the BORDER CITY STRETCH! Shane says STP reigns supreme! HAYMAKER!! Cover, STP wins!

Winners: Shane Taylor & Lee Moriarty, by pinfall

Shane reminds us that he is coming for everything! Everything! Will it be just this easy for STP to own ROH?

 

BREAKING NEWS for next week!

ROH joins in on the crossover with CMLL as next week is Global Wars: Mexico! Lee Moriarty will be in action against none other than THE Blue Panther! Then, Athena & Red Velvet take on Thunder Rosa y Persephone in a dream tag team match! Will the champions of ROH stand tall in Arena Mexico? Or will there be golden tickets handed out left and right?

 

Pure Rules Match: Deonna Purrazzo VS Marti Belle!

While the ROH Women’s Pure Championship tournament still needs a full bracket, the Virtuosa is going to keep herself sharp for when she needs to strike. But will there be another masterpiece put together here tonight? Or will Marti prove she herself deserves a chance at making history?

The Code of Honor is upheld and the bell rings. We have 15 minutes as the two circle. They feel things out, knuckle lock, and then Deonna kicks an arm to wrangle Marti with the top wristlock. Marti rises up, rolls, and wrenches to wristlock. Deonna wrenches and headlocks to hit the takeover. Marti endures, fights up, powers out, but Deonna RUNS her over! Deonna soaks up the cheers and jeers, runs, then steps over Marti’s dropdown to “kick dirt” at her. Deonna eggs Marti on and the two reset. They tie up, Marti waistlocks but Deonna switches. Marti switches, lifts, but Deonna fights. Deonna ELBOWS free, then goes after Marti in the corner.

Deonna whips corner to corner, runs up, but Marti slips outside. Deonna ROCKS Marti first, soaks up more cheers and jeers, then runs, only for Marti to dodge the dropkick! Marti fires forearms, whips, but Deonna reverses and throat chops! Deonna sends Marti into steel steps! The fans are torn but Deonna wants the ring count. Deonna says it is just too easy, and Marti is rising up as the count starts. Deonna eggs Marti on, the fans rally, and Marti huffs ‘n’ puffs. Marti rolls in at 5 of 20 but Deonna stomps away! The ref counts, Deonna stops at 4, and Deonna wrenches. Deonna YANKS Marti’s arm, then wrenches again to YANK it!

Marti clutches the arm but Deonna reels her into a facelock. Marti fights the suplex, makes it a cradle, ONE!! Deonna runs up, Marti rolls her up, TWO! Marti spins and ROLLING ELBOWS! Deonna falls and the fans fire up! Deonna goes to a corner, Marti runs in, but Deonna dodges! Marti hits buckles, then Deonna blocks a boot to THROW Marti down! Deonna has the arm and the leg, then focuses on the arm to make a SACRIFICE! The fans are torn but Deonna feeds off it all. Deonna demands Marti to rise up, and as we hit four minutes, Deonna SOBATS, runs, and KNEE LIFTS into the RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!

Deonna rolls through, FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! Marti endures, reaches out, but Deonna grabs that arm, too! VENIS DE MILO!! Marti verbally quits and Deonna wins!

Winner: Deonna Purrazzo, by submission

Neither woman used a ropebreak in this match, and Deonna didn’t need to! At just four minutes and 24 seconds, Deonna finishes this. Will she not only become ROH Women’s Pure Champion, but do it in record time?

 

The Frat House speaks.

Jacked Jameson says, “Yeah, Johnny Hungy? Johnny Starving For Attention! You wanna come back and try and get one up on The Frat House? I don’t think so, pal! And Reynolds, you talking about I got a tiny package? I got a small package, in the ring, yeah! If you’re talking about this package, ask your girl!” Preston Vance says yes, good package. But Dark Order, Vance has hated them from the beginning. They call him a traitor when he just did something for himself for once. He hates Uno, he hates Reynolds, but the one he hates the most is Silver. Starving for attention, always has been, same guy since day one!

Dark Order wants a trios match? They’ll take you up on that. But remember the one rule: Win or lose, they BOOZE~! The Frat House marches off, cheering themselves on. But will they be humbled when Uno, Silver & Reynolds finally get a back on track?

 

Mark Sterling reviews footage with The Premier Athletes.

Smart Mark looks back at a loss The Premier Athletes suffered against the Sons of Texas, and he points out specifically when Dustin Rhodes grabbed him, TOSSED him, and that is assault on a ringside consultant. That is why Sterling has the cameras here. He wants to inform Tony Nese & Ariya Daivari that the State of Michigan sports authority agreed with him, that match was tainted and therefore expunged from their records, along with a few others. But then, that means they’re undefeated? Yes! Their record is spotless now! Daivari says he isn’t sure about them, but he was pretty confident he heard way less “Athletes Suck” chants than usual. Almost 50-50 out there.

Nese says Shop AEW has not seen a single soul buying the Athletes Suck shirt. Great news! And bad news for the rest of ROH. There is nothing scarier than a couple of athletes with momentum. They will take this momentum and go straight to the ROH World Tag Team Championships. Y’know why? Because Athletes RULE! Well, one thing these three haven’t lost is their confidence. But will legal loopholes and changing grades really turn them into champions?

 

8 Man Tag: The Infantry & Grizzled Young Veterans VS The Kingdom & Top Flight!

What interesting combinations on both sides. Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo are just as tough as Zack Gibson & James Drake but with far more energy and bravado, but then Matt Taven & Mike Bennett used to make Darius & Dante Martin go through hell! Which side can put aside their differences better and come out the victors?

Well it would seem STP & GYV can as they all attack The Kingdom & Top Flight! The fans boo and the bell rings, but GYV beat down Top Flight while Infantry beat down Kingdom, another grudge coming back to haunt Taven & Bennett! The ref reprimands but the tides turn a bit. Taven brawls with Bravo on the outside, Bennett fires hands on Dean, and the Martin brothers throw hands back on GYV! Taven SMACKS Bravo off the apron, Darius UPPERCUTS James Drake, and the teams finally sort out a bit. Bravo runs back in but Taven LARIATS Bravo and himself up and out! Darius whips Drake to a corner, then runs up, but into an ELBOW!

Drake runs up, Darius arm-drags and DROPKICKS! Darius brings Drake around, Dante tags in, and Top Flight coordinates. Darius takes a swing but Drake dodges, only for Dante to send him into Darius’ UPPERCUT! Dante adds a JUMP KNEE and Darius LARIATS! Cover, ONE, but Dante basement DROPKICKS! Dante keeps Drake from the corner to tag Taven. They mug Drake, then Taven ROCKS him. Taven whips, Drake reverses but Taven cartwheels! Taven dodges, springboard and FLYING ARM-DRAGS! Taven then bypasses and DROPKICKS! The fans fire up because “IIII’M Matt Taven!” Bennett says the fans actually like Taven now.

Taven brings Drake up and into a headlock, but Drake pulls hair! Drake tags Gibson while he powers out, then he drops down for Gibson to trip Taven! Gibson drags Taven out, but Taven DECKS him! But then Drake DIVES onto Taven! The fans fire up and Infantry talks some trash. Gibson lifts Taven to SNAKE EYES off railing! Gibson puts Taven on the apron, and cravats for the neck wrench, and then a SLAM ono the apron! Taven sputters, Gibson stays between him and the corner, but the fans rally up. Taven fights the underhooks to fire body shots. Gibson keeps Taven back with a wristlock, and he tags in Drake!

Drake runs up, GYV double whip, and then they trap Taven in the corner. Drake ELBOWS Taven, Gibson UPPERCUTS, and then feed to the WHEEL KICK! Cover, TWO! Drake argues, but then he ROCKS Taven! Tag to Bravo and he RAMS into Taven! The Infantry mugs Taven, the ref counts and Bravo stops. Tag to Dean, and the Infantry double wrench to DOUBLE BACK SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! Dean throws off his shirt and drags Taven up. Dean scoops to put Taven in the Tree of Woe. Tag to Bravo and the Infantry stomp mudholes in! The fans boo, the ref counts, Gibson talks trash, but Infantry stops at 4.

The Infantry taunt Bennett & Top Flight before they DOBULE DROPKICK Taven outta the Tree! Cover, TWO! Bravo JABS, JABS, and then he BLASTS Top Flight! Bravo says they got nothing! But Taven scoops! Bravo slips free, but Taven HEEL KICKS! Both men crawl, hot tags to Darius and Dean! Darius rallies on Dean and GYV! Uppercut after uppercut then a whip! Dean reverses, but jumps into an atomic drop! Then the BULLDOG HOTSHOT! SUPERKICK for Gibson! GAMANGIRI for Dean! Then a step-in COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, Gibson breaks it! Dante whips Gibson but Gibson reverses. Dante goes out, up, around, and Gibson just keeps missing!

Dante GAMANGIRIS, then springboards to CROSSBODY! Bravo KNEES Dante, whips, but Darius is there to boost Dante up and over! Then Dante helps Darius hit the TORNADO DDT on Bravo! The fans fire up and Mike asks to be tagged in. Darius tags Mike and the fans fire up! Bennett CHOPS away on Dean! Gibson runs up, Bennett puts him in the corner and CHOPS away on them both Bravo runs up, Bennett puts him in the corner and CHOPS away on all three! The fans fire up as Drake runs up, but then Bennett spots him first! “You want some?!” Drake reconsiders but Bennett puts him in the corner, to CHOP away on all four!

The fans are fired up and Bennett brings Drake out to tag Taven. Gibson saves Drake, throat chops Mike, then clinches Taven. Drake ENZIGIRIS Taven! Dante DOUBLE CANNONBALLS GYV! Dean kicks Dante low, reels him in, and crosses the arms, DEPTH CHARGE! But Darius BOOTS Dean, then WALL WALK KICKS! Bravo runs up, kicks low, and runs to SCISSOR KICK! Bennett is back, fireman’s carry, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Taven adds JUST THE TIP of the knee! Bennett says time to kill ’em! But Gibson Y ANKS Bennett out! Taven gives Drake a KICK O’ THE KING! Bennett and Gibson brawl that way, Taven hits FLIGHT OF THE CONQUEROR on GYV!

Dante SPLASHES Dean, whips, but Dean reverses. Bravo runs to CARLIE CROSSOVER! Feed to Dean’s FLYING LARIAT! Infantry gets Dante up and sends him to BOOT CAMP!! Cover, DARIUS BREAKS IT! The fans fire up as this keeps going! GYV and Kingdom brawl, Bravo storms up but Darius TOSSES him out onto GYV and Kingdom! Darius reels Dean in and suplexes, but Dean slips free! Dean shoves Darius, Darius slides but Dean hurdles over. Dean ROCKS Darius, Darius CHOPS Dean, Dean JUMP KNEES back! Dean fires up, but Darius blocks a kick and makes it a FISHERMAN BUSTER!

The fans fire up and Dante is up top! MAMBA SPLASH!! Cover, Top Flight & Kingdom win!

Winners: The Kingdom & Top Flight, by pinfall

Former rivals made great allies here and they came out on top! But with everyone wanting the ROH World Tag Team Championships, will The Kingdom and Top Flight have to battle it out like the old days? Or can they stay friendly in the race to the top?


My Thoughts:

A very good episode but I’m surprised this was only 37 minutes long. Even then, there were pretty obvious squash matches, like Archer beating Solo and Miyu beating Havok. Well, so was Shane & Lee winning, but opening matches aren’t skippable. Ok and Deonna was of course winning her Pure Rules match. Why didn’t TK just get the ROH Women’s Pure Championship tournament going by now so that the title match could be at Supercard? Good to hear about Global Wars: Mexico, though.

The Premier Athletes have a good promo, but they’re just getting sadder as a team if they have to keep “expunging” losses from their record as if that makes them winners. Frat House has a good promo to set up the Six Man Tag, and if ROH wasn’t such an afterthought, I’d love if they explored what Preston Vance said. He claims he never liked Dark Order, hates them all now, but what if leaving Dark Order, joining LFI, leaving LFI, and now forming the Frat House is all Vance grieving Mr. Brodie? He doesn’t have to rejoin Dark Order, he just has to come to terms with why he’s actually being so awful to his old friends and maybe turn Frat House around into Faces.

And very good 8 Man Tag main event, everybody looking good even though it was a rather short match. Good win for the Faces to keep Top Flight afloat and to get The Kingdom, or in this case #OGK, back on track. I would think Dustin & Sammy make quick work of the Premier Athletes, but maybe if we can get three or four teams in one match, that’d be a way to protect Dustin & Sammy while crowning new champions.

My Score: 8.7/10

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