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Joe’s AAA Review & Results (5/20/19)

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Joe Dinan is here with your AAA updates, results, discussion, and more!

Live on Twitch 5/18

They have a tribute to Silver King to start the show.

Dragon Bane vs Golden Magic

Initially a tag match is now a random one on one match. I have no problem. We start out fast. No feeling out process here. Rapid fire moves at each other. Bane gets him to the outside and then hits a dive over the top rope. Golden Magic makes Bane fall to the outside and then Magic hits a jump up asai moonsault. Back in the ring Magic hits a Canadian destroyer for a two count. Bane goes to the top and Magic meets him up there and does a flipping fall away slam for the win. Golden Magic pins Dragon Bane with a flipping fall away slam.

Winner: Golden Magic

Puma King comes out and thanks the fans. Wants Killer Kross. Daga comes out instead. Puma says he’s using the Perros del Mal music to get a pop. Chessman comes out and Puma King power bombs him. Kross comes out and suplexes the Coolest Cat. Vikingo and Laredo Kid come to make the save. Kross hits an F5 on Vikingo. Now Pagano is here to make the save. Pagano and Kross go head to head. Puma is attacking Kross, but Kross kicks him in the groin.

Astrolux and Big Mami vs Lady Maravilla and Halcon 76

Mami cuts a promo on Maravilla then Maravilla attacks her. They beat up on Big Mami. I don’t know how small and short Astrolux is. But wow. Really short. Mami gets Halcon and Maravilla in the corner and does two running attacks at them. Astrolux does an asai tornillo spin. Halcon doesn’t catch him. Big Mami screws up Maravilla’s newly done hair. Yes I noticed Maravilla :). Big Mami is running rampant. Mami goes for a vader bomb but Maravilla pushes her off. Maravilla hits a frog splash and wins. Lady Maravilla pins Big Mami with a frog splash.

Winners; Lady Maravilla and Halcon 76

Myzteziz Jr and Nino Hamburguesa vs Australian Suicide and Chik Tormenta

Myzteziz and Tormenta start out going back and forth. Hamburguesa shoulder blocks Suicide and he goes flying. Suicide fights back and hits a tornado ddt then a dive to the outside. Nino gets worked over by Suicide and Tormenta. Suicide hits a shooting star press on Myzteziz. Myzteziz dodges some attacks and then Nino runs into both of them in the corner. Then he does his running senton into the corner twice. Back to normal action. Suicide messes up a springboard Canadian destroyer. Then Myzteziz messes one up. Nino comes in and cleans house. He hip tosses Suicide to the outside. Myzteziz does the Sasuke special. A handspring back flip to the outside. Myzteziz goes for a 450 and kicks Tormenta in the face. She’s getting medical attention thankfully. Maravilla comes out to distract Nino. Myzteziz holds her back. Nino hits the splash on Suicide. Nino holds Maravilla after and Big Mami comes out and she fights with Maravilla. Nino leaves with Maravilla holding hands. Mami looks crushed. Nino Hamburgusa pins Suicide with a top rope splash.

Winners: Myzteziz Jr and Nino Hamburguesa

Faby Apache and Lady Shani vs Tessa Blanchard and La Hiedra

The debut of Tessa Blanchard. Shani starts with Hiedra and they go back and forth. Quickly it devolves into Blanchard and Hiedra teaming up on Faby and Shani. Shani helps makes the save. Faby DDTs Tessa. Shani hits a victory roll into a neck bridge for a two count. Hiedra tries to do some move to Shani and thankfully Faby just kicks her. Faby gets Tessa in a surfboard stretch but the ref saves her. Shani does an apron back stabber on Hiedra. Faby gets into a confrontation and then Tessa hits her with an underhook DDT for the fast count and win. Tessa pins Faby with an underhook DDT.

Winners: Tessa Blanchard and La Hiedra

Laredo Kid, Flamita and Hijo del Vikingo vs Daga, Chessman, and Villano III Jr

Laredo Kid and Daga start out getting a feel for each other but that wasn’t going to last. Laredo, Vikingo, and Flamita all hit middle rope tope’s. Flamita and Villano go at it. Vikingo comes in and hits some impressive acrobatic moves. Now the rudos are beating up on the tecnicos. Laredo Kid tries to fire up a comeback on Villano but Daga and Chessman jump him. Daga accidentally hits Chessman starting a comeback. Vikingo hits a shooting star press to the outside on Chessman. Villano catches Laredo for a power bomb for a two count. Laredo hits a michinoku driver, then a moonsault. Laredo then hits a 450 on Chessman but Daga breaks up the pin. Daga hits a death valley driver on Laredo Kid. Flamita gets worked on but Chessman goes to the top and Laredo Kid hits a hurricanrana. Flamita hits a Spanish Fly on Daga. Villano III Jr takes out Flamita. He goes to the top but Vikingo hits a reverseranna on him. Daga breaks up the pin again. Laredo dives off of the post onto Chessman into the fans. Flamita does a dive that the camera didn’t really catch. Daga works over Vikingo in the ring. He goes to the top but Vikingo catches him for a swinging slam. Vikingo then goes to the top for an imploder 450 but he moves. Daga then hits a lung blower for the win. Daga pins Hijo del Vikingo with a lung blower. 

Winners: Daga, Chessman, and Villano III Jr

Psycho Clown, Puma King, and Pagano vs Rey Escorpion, Texano Jr, and Killer Kross

Wagner advertised but we can give him a break, his brother just died tragically. Rey Escorpion attacks Psycho Clown during his entrance and the brawl is on. Kross beats on Puma King into the crowd area. Texano punches at Pagano’s head and he’s bleeding already. AAA is just like WCW in the sense that the main event style is so drastically different than the under card. Puma King fights back against Texano and hits a hurricanrana. But Kross just throws a cookie sheet at his head. Kross cleans house hitting a vertical suplex on Psycho, the Saito suplexes on Puma and Pagano. Pagano tries to hit a double neck breaker on Texano and Escorpion but messes it up. Clown hits Kross with a kick. Clown and Pagano then hit middle rope dives onto Escorpion and Texano. Puma King then attacks Kross with a cookie sheet. Kross punches the cookie sheet into Puma’s head. Pagano and Clown hit Rey and Texano with cookie sheets. Psycho holds down Rey and Hiedra and Texano attacks him with the bullrope but Psycho moves so he hits his teammates. Puma King drop kicks Kross out of the ring then does a run up plauncha on him to the outside. Clown drop toe holds Rey into the conveniently set up table. Chessman comes out and spits mist into Pagano’s face. Texano then slams him and hits a senton splash for the win. Texano pins Pagano with a senton splash.

Clown tries to fight back after the match. Kross stops him but Puma King came from behind with the rope so Kross escaped.

Winners: Rey Escorpion, Texano Jr, and Killer Kross

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They show a Young Bucks promo. Bucks list their titles to show why they’re legit. They’re gonna beat the Lucha Bros at Double or Nothing or back in Mexico.

Big Mami and Dragon Bane vs Lady Maravilla and Halcon 78 Jr

Mami cuts a promo and Maravilla attacks her. Maravilla calls her fat and ugly. Sad. Maravilla and Halcon work over the duo. Bane super kicks Maravilla and drop kicks Halcon into the corner. Mami then does a running splash onto them. Mami ducks an attack with the matrix spot but they just look at her and stomp her. Bane hits a hurricanrana on Halcon and then does a run up asai moonsault. Mami hits a gory special on Maravilla followed by a splash. Halcon breaks it up. But Halcon gets held down and Mami hits a splash off of the top for the win. Big Mami pins Halcon 78 Jr with a top rope splash.

Maravilla attacks Mami at the end.

Winners: Big Mami and Dragon Bane

Konnan and his crew comes out. They’re pointing out how Fenix never defends his title.

Faby Apache, Aztroluxe, and Nino Hamburguesa vs Chik Tormenta, Tessa Blanchard, and Hijo del Tirantes

Well this match became a brawl immediately. They single out Nino and work him over. They keep going working over everyone until Nino runs down Tessa and squashes her in the corner. They kick Tormenta into her and then Tirantes into the pile. Nino does his running senton twice onto the pile. Chik Tormenta is like so much bigger than Astrolux. Astrolux gets her to the outside and then hits an asai moonsault. Faby and Tirantes go at it next with Faby hitting a hurricanrana and a body slam. Nino then shoulder blocks Tormenta. He does the same to Tessa as she runs into him. Astrolux hits a code breaker then a 450. Tessa immediately breaks up the pin. Tormenta and Tirantes get laid out. Nino hits a splash off of the top on them. During the pin Maravilla comes out. Nino is distracted. Mami comes out and argues with Nino. Maravilla drop kicks her into Nino. Faby does a splash off of the top to the outside on Tirantes. In the ring Tessa hits double underhook DDT on Astrolux for the win. Tessa Blanchard pins Astrolux with a double underhook DDT.

Nino leaves with Maravilla again. Mami is crushed.

Winners: Chik Tormenta, Tessa Blancard, and Hijo del Tirantes

Golden Magic vs Myzteziz Jr vs Flamita vs Australian Suicide vs Villano III Jr

Well they start and everyone is no longer in the ring except Suicide and Myzteziz. Myzteziz does an impressive springboard tornillo splash. Magic attacks Flamita after. Havoc is happening outside. Suicide canadian destroyers Villano on concrete. Flamita does a dive. Myzteziz does a tornillo dive. Magic does an asai corkscrew. Whew. This match is for a future title opportunity against Drago btw. They get back in the ring and do some spots. Flamita and Suicide get hit with reverseranna’s by Magic and Myzteziz. Villano comes back to spear both men. Flamita hits a lung blower on Magic. Suicide hits a springboard Canadian destroyer on Flamita and Myzteziz breaks it up. Myzteziz hits a pile driver on Suicide but that gets broken up. Magic does a cradle piledriver on Myzteziz off the top rope. And well he kicks out. Why not. Magic goes for a hurricanrana on Flamita from the top but he hits a power bomb. Villano does a running power bomb to Suicide and almost kills him on the turnbuckle. Suicide back drops Villano off of the top then hits a side ways shooting star for the win. Australian Suicide pins Villano III Jr with a side ways shooting star press. 

Killer Kross is out there after the match. Suicide does a dive. Kross catches him and chokeslams him on the apron. Kross then kills Flamita. He F5’d Villano, then german suplexed Magic. Puma King is here to save the day. Puma King helping all of the fallen soldiers.

Winner: Austrailian Suicide

Pagano vs Chessman

Pagano attacks him from behind and drop kicks him to the outside. Pagano does a dive over the top. Back in the ring Chessman blows mist in Pagano’s eyes already. Pagano slams the ref and pins him. Chessman counts. Now that’s funny. Chessman is beating Pagano up with a chair. Chessman continues to beat on Pagano. Pagano sneak attacks and hits a middle rope flip dive on Chessman and almost kills himself. That’s his charm though. There are ladders in the ring. This is a TLC match after all. Chessman attempts a coast to coast and well. That was something. Chessman drop kicks the ladder. Chessman then does a dive through the middle rope. Tormenta who is Chessman’s second comes in with a chair but Pagano kicked her. Chessman is busted open. Well so is Pagano. On the top rope Pagano drop kicks Chessman onto a table set up on the outside. Pagano barely misses the table in the ring. Pagano avoids mist from Chessman to show the gimmick he swallowed and do his own mist. Then he did a modified neck or back breaker. Can’t tell with Pagano for the win. Pagano pins Chessman with a modified neck back breaker.

Winner: Pagano

Lady Shani, Laredo Kid, and Hijo del Vikingo vs Texano Jr, Rey Escorpion, and La Hiedra

Vikingo starts hot drop kicks Texano to the outside only to get hit by Escorpion. Laredo Kid goes to the top and Hiedra pushes her off. Shani then attacks Hiedra. They double press Vikingo onto chairs in the crowd area. Ouch. Back in the ring the tecnicos fight back. Laredo Kid slaps Hiedra’s very exposed butt to a pop. Then him and Vikingo do asai moonsaults onto Texano and Escorpion. Shani hits a running knee attack on Hiedra from behind. Texano shoulder blocks Laredo Kid out of the ring. Back in the ring Kid does a michinoku driver then two middle rope moonsaults. Vikingo enters and tries to pick up momentum but Escorpion hits a spinning wheel kick. Vikingo fights back and springs on the middle rope, does a flip over the top rope onto Escorpion on the outside into a hurricanrana. A Dragonranna for short. Laredo goes for a splash to the outside but Texano and Escorpion catch him and toss him into the crowd. Vikingo goes for a middle rope dive and Rey moves and he crashes into the barricade. Now Shani is getting killed. She gets hit with a bull rope, then a package pile driver, then a neck breaker then the shield power bomb with Hiedra for the win. My goodness. La Hiedra pins Shani with a shield power bomb.

They beat up Shani after and steal her mask.

Winners: Rey Escorpion, Texano Jr, and La Hiedra

La Parka, Psycho Clown, and Puma King vs Blue Demon Jr, Killer Kross, and Daga

Kross is beating the crap out of La Parka. Demon is working on Psycho. Kross is now beating up Puma King. Daga is working over Parka. Finally Parka clotheslines Kross to the outside then hits a cross body to the outside. Clown hits a dive on Daga. Blue Demon wants no part of Parka. The cookie sheet from last night is back and Puma King is hitting Kross with it. Clown and Demon go back and forth. Clown hits the shot gun foot stomp in the corner. There’s some brawling happening with Kross and Parka. Kross slams Puma on a table. It doesn’t break. So he power bombs him and it kinda breaks. Clown does a michinoku driver through the table on Daga. Blue Demon kicks La Parka in the balls and pins him. This is like the 6th straight show heels win the main event. Blue Demon pins La Parka with a low blow.

They beat Psycho Clown after the match. Vikingo and Laredo Kid come out to help to no avail. Parka hits the rudos with a cookie sheets.

Winners: Blue Demon Jr, Killer Kross, and Daga

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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 6.19.25

Are we going to start trending upwards with Slammiversary to build toward?

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Last week’s episode was lacking in ring work but had decent story moments and segments. Starting the build to Slammiversary we can either launch nicely or things can always get worse. Jason Hotch and KC Navarro are the real shining stars of the last few months, so lets hope once they get over this Leon Slater idiot ship, they can push X Division wrestlers with actual talent for pro wrestling and not just flippy charisma vacuums.

Oh and let’s not forget, it is the episode they celebrate the 23rd anniversary of TNA! TWENTY – THREE!! Somewhere PCO hates this.

Ratings:

  • Sami Callihan vs Eric Young w/Losers: EY wins via Piledriver – ** 3/4
  • Lei Ying Lee & Masha Slamovich vs The Elegance Clique w/M & Personal Concierge: Elegantos win via Rarefied Air – ***
  • Eddie Edwards & JDC w/Alisha & Brian Myers vs Matt Cardona & Home Town Man: HTM wins via Cradle – *
  • Champion’s Challenge: The Rascalz, Joe Hendry, Leon Slater & Elijah vs The Kaiba Boys, Moose, Steve Maclin & Trick Williams: Elijah wins via Highwayman’s Farewell – ***

 

Results:

Sami Callihan vs Eric Young w/Losers

Sami knocks them all off the apron before the bell rings, he levels the loser children, finds a chair, attacks EY but EY counters and this is the excuse to use weapons since the bell didn’t ring yet. EY tries to break Sami’s hand on the steps with the chair, but Sami moves, throws EY back in the ring, bell rings and EY hits a Belly to Belly suplex for two. They slug it out, Sami goes for Headbutts, then Sami wants to run the ropes but a loser trips him, distracts long enough for EY to knock him out of the ring and loser children swarm as loser children do. EY does the classic, throw back out for losers to attack while EY grabs and distracts the ref. Sami is selling a few lame attacks from the losers like he got shot. It’s an excessive sell, so it’s honestly a dumb transitional moment.

EY levels Sami, Lariat into Scoop Slam, looks for the Macho Elbow but Sami hits the ropes to crotch EY. Sami Superplex time, but EY bites the face to make Sami drop, EY jumps at him but eats a straight right hand. Cactus Driver, but no, EY tries his Piledriver…they both gouge eyes at the same time, Sami catches an EY charge into a Flatliner as they’re both down…for…reasons? The selling in this match seems…poorly timed and kinda stupid. Hard Irish Whip, EY Flair Flips the corner, levels Sami, Macho Elbow for 2.9! EY threatens to hit the ref, but then goes to mad dog commentary. EY then wants to attack fans…he’s more unhinged than World Elite EY. Sami gives him the old Dick Twist into a Stunner but only for two! Losers try to distract, first one gets taken out, second one uses a chair, EY hits the Piledriver on Sami, EY wins.

I feel like this is gonna continue for a few weeks since it wasn’t a clean win. 

Mustafa Ali’s group comes out, and I refuse to say the name because it’s dumb and they’re already fraying at the seams. Ali wants an apology session, Tasha and Hotch apologize to him but Skyler bites back and refuses, even shoved Ali. So Ali challenges him to a “Call to Arms” match. What in the hell is a Call to Arms match? 

Lei Ying Lee & Masha Slamovich vs The Elegance Clique w/M & Personal Concierge

ASH does her borderline racist fake karate before Lei stares her down and tags in Heather. Heather avoids Lei, Lei throws a few Tornado Kicks to make a point and Heather tags out. Heather being 4’8″ helps her here. Concierge says “There’s no Karate in wrestling”. ASH, Lei and Masha are in the ring, ASH is trying to decide who she wants to face, but the Concierge google translated it and hands it to ASH, before the face team rocks ASH. Masha lifts up Lei and Lei does the Liu Kang Bicycle Kick, steering more into her Mortal Kombat aesthetic. Senton off the apron from Lei and Masha dives into the pile, the comedy heels are getting leveled. We go to commercial and come back with Lei getting Double Teamed but she spins it into a weird Neckbreaker..but can’t tag out just yet. Lei blocks Heather, Enzuigiri, simultaneous tag, Masha is Yakuza kicks for all and the 2 for 1 Lariat/DDT special. Near fall, but Masha goes for murder, but Heather breaks it, Rocket Launcher/Code Breaker from Elegance but Lei breaks up the pin. ASH tries to intimidate Lei with her fake Karate before throwing her out of the ring. Heather hits Lei with a handful of Glitter and then bounces her face off the post. Masha tries to stop ASH, Kelly’s music distracts Masha, Rarefied Air gives ASH the win.

Santino comes out and GOD DAMMIT no one wants to see Tommy Dreamer fight Mance Warner…that’s a useless thing. Pivot away…no one wants this. Oh no, now we have to listen to Steph talk too. Okay it seems to be a pivot, thankfully. Steph and Mance talk shit, Dreamer says something about Something is gonna happen…and Jake Something comes out. So…I guess we’re gonna build him up for 2 months and then job him out for 6 before he fucks off to his home galaxy or whatever? 

Really wish Indi just opened with the Billy Butcher classic of, “Oi Cunt!” – but this wasn’t bad. 

Eddie Edwards & JDC w/Alisha & Brian Myers vs Matt Cardona & Home Town Man

I hate… Cardona so much more now. Heel reasons for Cardona…go away heat for Deaner.

JDC wants the Home Town Man to start…and Deaner does his stupid Flip Flop and Fly, Cardona tags in, JDC is eating some offense, Cardona wants the Reboot, JDC powders, Cardona Dives but then Lish and the general numbers catch up to Cardona. Eddie is legal, and now they isolate Cardona with some decent tandem work and isolation. This turns into kind of a schmoz, lots of silly spots, near falls and then Home Town doofus gets the cradle pinfall on Eddie.

Whenever Deaner is involved I can’t be asked to care. The System beats Cardona and Deaner down, but Eddie did eat a pin. Which is embarrassing not even for work reasons, like it’s just sad.

Champion’s Challenge: The Rascalz, Joe Hendry, Leon Slater & Elijah vs The Kaiba Boys, Moose, Steve Maclin & Trick Williams

Elijah and Nic start things off, slow push off, arm wring, top wristlock, simple chain wrestling start. Nic breaks the chain and hits a Dropkick, Elijah runs the ropes and hits a Diving Lariat and starts the Rope Walk. Nic seems far to awake and alert for that move then, I hate how people pull that off too early. Wentz gets tagged in, Nic tags in Maclin who wasn’t looking for a tag, but him and Wentz have a nice clash, Trey tags in, they try to double him, but they pause and look at each other. Maclin asks for a tag, no one tags him so he Chops Ryan to tag him in and throws him in.

The little nod to Maclin and Rascalz history and the fact the faces realize Maclin isn’t a piece of shit. A little MCMG homage tandem attacks on Ryan, Wentz punctuates with the Handspring Knee Lift, Ryan tags out to Trick. Trick and Wentz go back and forth, Rascalz have Trick eating offense, Moose tries to slow things down, both Trick and Moose powder, Rascalz Double Golden Triangle Moonsaults. Trey gets tripped by Nic, Moose hits Lights Out, but there’s no referee so it’s a little chaotic.

Out of the commercial things are controlled kinda and we see a simultaneous tag to Moose and Leon. Leon comes out hot, level Moose with a Leg Lariat, attacks Nic Nemeth, attacks Ryan, and then Moose hits Leon with the Stun Gun. Moose looks to tag in Maclin but Maclin jumps off the apron. Trick takes the tag, keeps control, Trick forcibly tags in Maclin but Ryan tags himself in and pulls Leon to the Champions’ corner, Nic tags in and isolates Leon, with the Kaibas quick tagging and keeping Leon down.

Moose tags in, tries to Suplex Leon about four times but Leon stops it then counters the Suplex. Moose tries to cut him off, but the Champions distract the ref so the ref can’t see Leon tag out. Nic and Moose doubling up and Leon is the bump guy of this last portion of the match. Big Uranage from Moose…Moose looks for Lights Out but Small Package almost ruined things, Body Scissors Cradle, GAME CHANGER! Moose looks to hit a Jacknife Powerbomb but Leon turns it into a DDT. Maclin and Ryan start fighting, Nic Superkicks Maclin, Hendry and Nic tag in, Hendry is a house of fire. Sack of Shits for everyone! Nic, Ryan, there’s a pause when Hendry is face to face with Trick and Trick gets Uppercuts first then Sack of Shit! Standing Ovation on Nic, but Ryan blocks, Kaibas try a tandem attack but Hendry Lariats them both. Elijah tags in and is the maestro of the crowd and chopping Ryan to some fun. Ryan goes for a Polish Hammer but eats the Knee Lift. Signature spam time…

Ryan tries to use the International title but Maclin grabs the title away from Ryan, clocks Nic, Standing Ovation into the Highwayman’s Farewell. Champions lose!

Overall Score: 4/10

Well this was a rough one boys and girls. Sami and EY was just an overbooked shitshow, Lei Ying Lee is unfortunately in a spot where it’s obvious TNA has no clue how to use her, the Elegantos are the New Beautiful People, and I’m not mad at that. But you need to space out your goofball crap. You can’t have Elegance Clique, Home Town Moron and Santino in 3 consecutive segments. And if anyone goes “it was 3 out of 4” that’s doesn’t lessen my point, the beauty of Pro Wrestling being a variety show is…FOR VARIETY! When the lead match feels stupid because of bad pacing, poor selling and overbooking with two losers, it feels like a useless match with idiots, then comedy, followed by more comedy…you see how that’s literally NOT VARIETY.

Figure it out seriously. This was a disappointing episode. If you’re a casual viewer than it’s just chalk for TNA doing cringe and borderline goof crap since they’ve always steered a little more into the carny than other companies. But this show was…where’s Jisoo and Jenny? I feel like I need that gif:

two women standing in a kitchen with the words not bad but not good on the bottom

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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (6/19/25)

Rumble, Bad Man, Rumble!

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Run Or Hide, The Infantry’s Outside!

Shane Taylor & Lee Moriarty in one match, The Infantry in another, will Shane Taylor Promotions finally take control of ROH?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Shane Taylor & Lee Moriarty w/ Trish Adora VS Anthony Gangone & Sal Mistretta; Shane & Lee win.
  • Pure Rules Match: Deonna Purrazzo VS Marti Belle; Deonna wins.
  • Lance Archer VS Aaron Solo; Archer wins.
  • Miyu Yamashita VS Brooke Havok; Miyu wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: The Infantry & Grizzled Young Veterans VS The Kingdom & Top Flight; The Kingdom & Top Flight win.

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Shane Taylor & Lee Moriarty w/ Trish Adora VS Anthony Gangone & Sal Mistretta!

The full force of Shane Taylor Promotions will be felt tonight! Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo are in tonight’s main event, but that leaves Big Bad Shaney T Boy and #TAIGASTYLE to open the night. Will they prove that ROH now belongs to STP? Or will Mr. Sleep & #SturdySal show they can rumble, bad man, rumble?

The teams sort out and Lee starts against Gangone. The bell rings and Lee LEG LARIATS Gangone! The fans fire up and Lee says, “Get over here!” Lee puts Gangone in a corner, fires hands, then JUMP KNEES! Lee drags Gangone up and the fans rally behind him. Lee wrenches, and wrenches, then hits an ELBOW BREAKER! Tag to Shane but Gangone ROCKS Lee! Gangone gets away to tag in Sal. Shane and Sal step up as fans chant “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Sal ROCKS Shane, but then Shane brushes that off. Shane grins, the fans tell Sal he messed up, and Shane HEADBUTTS Sal! Sal wobbles while Shane shouts, “The hell is wrong with you, chump?”

Shane then YANKS Sal in for the URENAGE! The fans fire up and want that again, but Shane drags Sal around by a leg. Shane says why not. Ripcord and URENAGE! The fans fire up behind Shane and he rolls Sal so he can KNEE him back down! The fans chant for “S T P! S T P!” Shane winds up but Gangone runs in! Lee intercepts for the BORDER CITY STRETCH! Shane says STP reigns supreme! HAYMAKER!! Cover, STP wins!

Winners: Shane Taylor & Lee Moriarty, by pinfall

Shane reminds us that he is coming for everything! Everything! Will it be just this easy for STP to own ROH?

 

BREAKING NEWS for next week!

ROH joins in on the crossover with CMLL as next week is Global Wars: Mexico! Lee Moriarty will be in action against none other than THE Blue Panther! Then, Athena & Red Velvet take on Thunder Rosa y Persephone in a dream tag team match! Will the champions of ROH stand tall in Arena Mexico? Or will there be golden tickets handed out left and right?

 

Pure Rules Match: Deonna Purrazzo VS Marti Belle!

While the ROH Women’s Pure Championship tournament still needs a full bracket, the Virtuosa is going to keep herself sharp for when she needs to strike. But will there be another masterpiece put together here tonight? Or will Marti prove she herself deserves a chance at making history?

The Code of Honor is upheld and the bell rings. We have 15 minutes as the two circle. They feel things out, knuckle lock, and then Deonna kicks an arm to wrangle Marti with the top wristlock. Marti rises up, rolls, and wrenches to wristlock. Deonna wrenches and headlocks to hit the takeover. Marti endures, fights up, powers out, but Deonna RUNS her over! Deonna soaks up the cheers and jeers, runs, then steps over Marti’s dropdown to “kick dirt” at her. Deonna eggs Marti on and the two reset. They tie up, Marti waistlocks but Deonna switches. Marti switches, lifts, but Deonna fights. Deonna ELBOWS free, then goes after Marti in the corner.

Deonna whips corner to corner, runs up, but Marti slips outside. Deonna ROCKS Marti first, soaks up more cheers and jeers, then runs, only for Marti to dodge the dropkick! Marti fires forearms, whips, but Deonna reverses and throat chops! Deonna sends Marti into steel steps! The fans are torn but Deonna wants the ring count. Deonna says it is just too easy, and Marti is rising up as the count starts. Deonna eggs Marti on, the fans rally, and Marti huffs ‘n’ puffs. Marti rolls in at 5 of 20 but Deonna stomps away! The ref counts, Deonna stops at 4, and Deonna wrenches. Deonna YANKS Marti’s arm, then wrenches again to YANK it!

Marti clutches the arm but Deonna reels her into a facelock. Marti fights the suplex, makes it a cradle, ONE!! Deonna runs up, Marti rolls her up, TWO! Marti spins and ROLLING ELBOWS! Deonna falls and the fans fire up! Deonna goes to a corner, Marti runs in, but Deonna dodges! Marti hits buckles, then Deonna blocks a boot to THROW Marti down! Deonna has the arm and the leg, then focuses on the arm to make a SACRIFICE! The fans are torn but Deonna feeds off it all. Deonna demands Marti to rise up, and as we hit four minutes, Deonna SOBATS, runs, and KNEE LIFTS into the RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!

Deonna rolls through, FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! Marti endures, reaches out, but Deonna grabs that arm, too! VENIS DE MILO!! Marti verbally quits and Deonna wins!

Winner: Deonna Purrazzo, by submission

Neither woman used a ropebreak in this match, and Deonna didn’t need to! At just four minutes and 24 seconds, Deonna finishes this. Will she not only become ROH Women’s Pure Champion, but do it in record time?

 

The Frat House speaks.

Jacked Jameson says, “Yeah, Johnny Hungy? Johnny Starving For Attention! You wanna come back and try and get one up on The Frat House? I don’t think so, pal! And Reynolds, you talking about I got a tiny package? I got a small package, in the ring, yeah! If you’re talking about this package, ask your girl!” Preston Vance says yes, good package. But Dark Order, Vance has hated them from the beginning. They call him a traitor when he just did something for himself for once. He hates Uno, he hates Reynolds, but the one he hates the most is Silver. Starving for attention, always has been, same guy since day one!

Dark Order wants a trios match? They’ll take you up on that. But remember the one rule: Win or lose, they BOOZE~! The Frat House marches off, cheering themselves on. But will they be humbled when Uno, Silver & Reynolds finally get a back on track?

 

Mark Sterling reviews footage with The Premier Athletes.

Smart Mark looks back at a loss The Premier Athletes suffered against the Sons of Texas, and he points out specifically when Dustin Rhodes grabbed him, TOSSED him, and that is assault on a ringside consultant. That is why Sterling has the cameras here. He wants to inform Tony Nese & Ariya Daivari that the State of Michigan sports authority agreed with him, that match was tainted and therefore expunged from their records, along with a few others. But then, that means they’re undefeated? Yes! Their record is spotless now! Daivari says he isn’t sure about them, but he was pretty confident he heard way less “Athletes Suck” chants than usual. Almost 50-50 out there.

Nese says Shop AEW has not seen a single soul buying the Athletes Suck shirt. Great news! And bad news for the rest of ROH. There is nothing scarier than a couple of athletes with momentum. They will take this momentum and go straight to the ROH World Tag Team Championships. Y’know why? Because Athletes RULE! Well, one thing these three haven’t lost is their confidence. But will legal loopholes and changing grades really turn them into champions?

 

8 Man Tag: The Infantry & Grizzled Young Veterans VS The Kingdom & Top Flight!

What interesting combinations on both sides. Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo are just as tough as Zack Gibson & James Drake but with far more energy and bravado, but then Matt Taven & Mike Bennett used to make Darius & Dante Martin go through hell! Which side can put aside their differences better and come out the victors?

Well it would seem STP & GYV can as they all attack The Kingdom & Top Flight! The fans boo and the bell rings, but GYV beat down Top Flight while Infantry beat down Kingdom, another grudge coming back to haunt Taven & Bennett! The ref reprimands but the tides turn a bit. Taven brawls with Bravo on the outside, Bennett fires hands on Dean, and the Martin brothers throw hands back on GYV! Taven SMACKS Bravo off the apron, Darius UPPERCUTS James Drake, and the teams finally sort out a bit. Bravo runs back in but Taven LARIATS Bravo and himself up and out! Darius whips Drake to a corner, then runs up, but into an ELBOW!

Drake runs up, Darius arm-drags and DROPKICKS! Darius brings Drake around, Dante tags in, and Top Flight coordinates. Darius takes a swing but Drake dodges, only for Dante to send him into Darius’ UPPERCUT! Dante adds a JUMP KNEE and Darius LARIATS! Cover, ONE, but Dante basement DROPKICKS! Dante keeps Drake from the corner to tag Taven. They mug Drake, then Taven ROCKS him. Taven whips, Drake reverses but Taven cartwheels! Taven dodges, springboard and FLYING ARM-DRAGS! Taven then bypasses and DROPKICKS! The fans fire up because “IIII’M Matt Taven!” Bennett says the fans actually like Taven now.

Taven brings Drake up and into a headlock, but Drake pulls hair! Drake tags Gibson while he powers out, then he drops down for Gibson to trip Taven! Gibson drags Taven out, but Taven DECKS him! But then Drake DIVES onto Taven! The fans fire up and Infantry talks some trash. Gibson lifts Taven to SNAKE EYES off railing! Gibson puts Taven on the apron, and cravats for the neck wrench, and then a SLAM ono the apron! Taven sputters, Gibson stays between him and the corner, but the fans rally up. Taven fights the underhooks to fire body shots. Gibson keeps Taven back with a wristlock, and he tags in Drake!

Drake runs up, GYV double whip, and then they trap Taven in the corner. Drake ELBOWS Taven, Gibson UPPERCUTS, and then feed to the WHEEL KICK! Cover, TWO! Drake argues, but then he ROCKS Taven! Tag to Bravo and he RAMS into Taven! The Infantry mugs Taven, the ref counts and Bravo stops. Tag to Dean, and the Infantry double wrench to DOUBLE BACK SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! Dean throws off his shirt and drags Taven up. Dean scoops to put Taven in the Tree of Woe. Tag to Bravo and the Infantry stomp mudholes in! The fans boo, the ref counts, Gibson talks trash, but Infantry stops at 4.

The Infantry taunt Bennett & Top Flight before they DOBULE DROPKICK Taven outta the Tree! Cover, TWO! Bravo JABS, JABS, and then he BLASTS Top Flight! Bravo says they got nothing! But Taven scoops! Bravo slips free, but Taven HEEL KICKS! Both men crawl, hot tags to Darius and Dean! Darius rallies on Dean and GYV! Uppercut after uppercut then a whip! Dean reverses, but jumps into an atomic drop! Then the BULLDOG HOTSHOT! SUPERKICK for Gibson! GAMANGIRI for Dean! Then a step-in COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, Gibson breaks it! Dante whips Gibson but Gibson reverses. Dante goes out, up, around, and Gibson just keeps missing!

Dante GAMANGIRIS, then springboards to CROSSBODY! Bravo KNEES Dante, whips, but Darius is there to boost Dante up and over! Then Dante helps Darius hit the TORNADO DDT on Bravo! The fans fire up and Mike asks to be tagged in. Darius tags Mike and the fans fire up! Bennett CHOPS away on Dean! Gibson runs up, Bennett puts him in the corner and CHOPS away on them both Bravo runs up, Bennett puts him in the corner and CHOPS away on all three! The fans fire up as Drake runs up, but then Bennett spots him first! “You want some?!” Drake reconsiders but Bennett puts him in the corner, to CHOP away on all four!

The fans are fired up and Bennett brings Drake out to tag Taven. Gibson saves Drake, throat chops Mike, then clinches Taven. Drake ENZIGIRIS Taven! Dante DOUBLE CANNONBALLS GYV! Dean kicks Dante low, reels him in, and crosses the arms, DEPTH CHARGE! But Darius BOOTS Dean, then WALL WALK KICKS! Bravo runs up, kicks low, and runs to SCISSOR KICK! Bennett is back, fireman’s carry, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Taven adds JUST THE TIP of the knee! Bennett says time to kill ’em! But Gibson Y ANKS Bennett out! Taven gives Drake a KICK O’ THE KING! Bennett and Gibson brawl that way, Taven hits FLIGHT OF THE CONQUEROR on GYV!

Dante SPLASHES Dean, whips, but Dean reverses. Bravo runs to CARLIE CROSSOVER! Feed to Dean’s FLYING LARIAT! Infantry gets Dante up and sends him to BOOT CAMP!! Cover, DARIUS BREAKS IT! The fans fire up as this keeps going! GYV and Kingdom brawl, Bravo storms up but Darius TOSSES him out onto GYV and Kingdom! Darius reels Dean in and suplexes, but Dean slips free! Dean shoves Darius, Darius slides but Dean hurdles over. Dean ROCKS Darius, Darius CHOPS Dean, Dean JUMP KNEES back! Dean fires up, but Darius blocks a kick and makes it a FISHERMAN BUSTER!

The fans fire up and Dante is up top! MAMBA SPLASH!! Cover, Top Flight & Kingdom win!

Winners: The Kingdom & Top Flight, by pinfall

Former rivals made great allies here and they came out on top! But with everyone wanting the ROH World Tag Team Championships, will The Kingdom and Top Flight have to battle it out like the old days? Or can they stay friendly in the race to the top?


My Thoughts:

A very good episode but I’m surprised this was only 37 minutes long. Even then, there were pretty obvious squash matches, like Archer beating Solo and Miyu beating Havok. Well, so was Shane & Lee winning, but opening matches aren’t skippable. Ok and Deonna was of course winning her Pure Rules match. Why didn’t TK just get the ROH Women’s Pure Championship tournament going by now so that the title match could be at Supercard? Good to hear about Global Wars: Mexico, though.

The Premier Athletes have a good promo, but they’re just getting sadder as a team if they have to keep “expunging” losses from their record as if that makes them winners. Frat House has a good promo to set up the Six Man Tag, and if ROH wasn’t such an afterthought, I’d love if they explored what Preston Vance said. He claims he never liked Dark Order, hates them all now, but what if leaving Dark Order, joining LFI, leaving LFI, and now forming the Frat House is all Vance grieving Mr. Brodie? He doesn’t have to rejoin Dark Order, he just has to come to terms with why he’s actually being so awful to his old friends and maybe turn Frat House around into Faces.

And very good 8 Man Tag main event, everybody looking good even though it was a rather short match. Good win for the Faces to keep Top Flight afloat and to get The Kingdom, or in this case #OGK, back on track. I would think Dustin & Sammy make quick work of the Premier Athletes, but maybe if we can get three or four teams in one match, that’d be a way to protect Dustin & Sammy while crowning new champions.

My Score: 8.7/10

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