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Mitchell’s WWE NXT UK Results & Report! (7/3/19)

It’s a rematch from Blackpool!

Published

6 years ago

July 3, 2019

Steven Mitchell

NXT UK, SOON…!

Yes, soon we will see the NXT UK Tag Team Championships defended in an epic rematch from TakeOver: Blackpool! Will the Grizzled Young Veterans stay the first and only tag team champions? Or will the #BigStrongBoys of Moustache Mountain take those titles for their own?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

Piper Niven VS Rhea Ripley; Niven wins.
Alexander Wolfe VS Jack Starz; Wolfe wins.
2v1 Handicap Match: Jazzy Gabert w/ Jinny VS Dani Luna & Mercedes Blaze; Gabert wins.
NXT UK Tag Team Championships: Grizzled Young Veterans VS Moustache Mountain; Moustache Mountain wins by disqualification, Grizzled Young Veterans retain the NXT UK Tag Team Championships.

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NXT UK TakeOver: Blackpool, revisited.

James Drake and Zack Gibson met Tyler Bate and Trent Seven in the finals of the tag team tournament, and won to become the inaugural NXT UK Tag Team Champions. Moustache Mountain has wanted a rematch ever since. And finally, months later, Johnny Saint honors their request. The Grizzled Young Veterans vow to be the most prestigious champions in all the WWE, but they’ll have to prove it at the Download Festival! Will Gibson and Drake keep hold of the belts? Or will the #BigStrongBoys become the big strong champs?

Rhea Ripley storms her way to the ring!

She grabs a mic and tells Piper that they’ve been going back and forth for weeks now, and Rhea is sick of it! Rhea will not let Piper think she’s the most dominant. So instead of waiting for later, let’s do this right now!

Piper Niven VS Rhea Ripley!

Well as Rhea wants it, NXT UK opens with another match that’s been a long time coming! The Mosh Pit Kid was the inaugural NXT UK Women’s Champion, and insists she is the dominant force in the Division even after losing. However, the Scottish Viper begs to differ. They’ve both been waiting to back their words with actions, and now is the time! Who becomes THE dominant woman of NXT UK here tonight?

Piper rushes the ring now and gets right in Rhea’s face. The two jaw and the ref hurries in to keep them back. The bell rings and it begins!

Rhea punches but Piper counters! Piper fires off forearms but Rhea kicks low. Rhea clubs away but Piper fights back with body shots. Rhea powers Piper to a corner, pulling hair. The ref counts but Rhea stomps until 4! Piper comes out with a crossbody! Piper drags Rhea up to whip then clothesline Rhea out! Rhea bumps barriers on her way down, but the ref checks. Rhea is fine to continue, and Piper waits. The ring count begins and climbs to 5 but Piper goes out to fetch Rhea. Piper drags Rhea up by her hair, but Rhea hotshots then drags out Piper. Rhea rams Piper into the apron edge! Piper is down while Rhea shakes the cobwebs out. Rhea stomps Piper then clubs her down. The count returns to 5 so Rhea refreshes it.

Rhea stomps Piper then clubs her against barriers. Piper hits back as the count is again at 5. Piper brings Rhea up but Rhea slips out to shove her into a post! The count reaches 7 but Rhea puts Piper in. Rhea covers, ONE! Rhea is furious so she stomps Piper. Rhea clubs and kicks Piper then drags her up to throw her. Piper ends up in a corner but Rhea stomps a mudhole. Fans duel and rally but Rhea lets up at 4. Rhea drags Piper up and throws big forearms. Piper fights from her knees and waistlocks to a roll-up! TWO, and Rhea clotheslines Piper back down! Fans still duel as Rhea puts Piper in body scissors. Rhea squeezes tight and then clubs away on Piper’s back. Piper refuses to quit and the fans refuse to stop dueling.

Piper works her way back up and elbows Rhea back. She gets free and Rhea staggers away, but comes back with a dropkick! Piper hits the mat then gets to a corner. Rhea gloats but Piper runs out to shotgun dropkick her down! Piper fires up and goes to the corner. Piper climbs as fans rally. Rhea trips Piper up! Piper hits buckles on the way down! Rhea covers, TWO! Piper still lives and Rhea grows frustrated. Rhea shoves Piper around then stomps her down. Rhea grabs the legs, laces them together, and lifts for the inverted cloverleaf! Piper props herself up but she still endures some of the leglock. She crawls to a ropebreak! Rhea lets go but the damage is done. Rhea grimaces as she kicks Piper. She slaps Piper all around then drags Piper up.

“You think you’re good?! Huh!?” Rhea is not impressed, and she SLAPS Piper against the ropes! She goes to whip but Piper holds on! Piper reverses the whip for a saido suplex! Both women are down but the fans fire up for “NXT! NXT!” Piper and Rhea stir and head for each other. They each grab the other but Piper reels Rhea in for a clothesline! Rhea stays up to return the favor! Piper stays up and clotheslines again, but so does Rhea. Back and forth they go, until Piper ducks to reel Rhea back out. But Rhea kick slow and pump handles, but Piper slips out to headbutt! Rhea falls down and into a corner, Piper runs in but misses. Piper dodges Rhea and Rhea gets post! Piper CANNONBALLS to Rhea’s back! But she’s not done there, she scoops Rhea for a Michinoku Driver! Cover, Piper wins!

Winner: Piper Niven, by pinfall

The dominant woman is the Viper, Piper Niven! It took a lot more than either expected, but will this end the feud between these fierce forces?

NXT UK Media catches up with Kenny Williams.

What was going through the Lucky Yan’s mind when he swerved his “friend,” Noam Dar? To be honest, Kenny went down thinking he’d do one thing, but ended up doing another. But then Dar attacks from behind! Kenny hits some hard dirt as Dar looms over him. Dar shoves Kenny into the dirt as he says, “I always knew you were a dafty, Kenny Boy!” But now he’s where he belongs! Kenny is unlucky for crossing the Scottish Supernova, but will Dar make Kenny regret it in the ring?

NXT UK, Unbesiegbar will return!

Ilja Dragunov was on a roll since his debut, will he keep it going when he returns to action next week?

Alexander Wolfe VS Jack Starz!

The Ax Man lost his SAnitY but regained power by joining Imperium! Now he makes his NXT UK in-ring debut! Will he prove a valuable fourth man? Or will Starz finally be shining bright?

The bell rings and Wolfe stares down with Starz. They tie up and Starz goes for an arm. Wolfe hooks Starz’s face as Starz wants the arm. Wolfe wrenches to a wristlock but Starz works his way back up. Starz rolls but Wolfe wrangles him down. Wolfe grinds the arm down and pulls way back! Wolfe pulls hair but the ref reprimands him. Fans rally and Starz fights his way up. Starz uses the ropes to flip and roll and handspring to then go for a Northern Lights! But Wolfe blocks to a German Suplex! Starz writhes while Wolfe stomps him down! Wolfe drags Starz up for European Uppercuts and then hooks him for a chinbar. He rakes Starz’s face then drives an elbow in.

Starz is reeling but Wolfe steps on his foot. Wolfe drags Starz up and whips him hard into buckles. Then corner to corner! Wolfe runs in but Starz hits back! Starz runs but into a BOOT! Wolfe drags Starz up to a corner and stomps away. Wolfe scoops and slams Starz hard! Starz grits his teeth in pain but Wolfe drags him up. “This guy?” Wolfe vows to end it, but Starz throws body shots! Wolfe fireman’s carries but Starz wiggles free. Starz dodges in the corner and throws uppercuts of his own! Starz runs and blasts Wolfe! Wolfe is still up and he puts Starz on the apron. Starz hits back then climbs up, then leaps over. Starz comes back, but gets caught into a fireman’s carry, Death Valley Driver! Wolfe drags Starz up again, strikes a pose, then sit-out powerbombs! Cover, Wolfe wins!

Winner: Alexander Wolfe, by pinfall

Imperium’s four pillars are all standing strong now! Will Wolfe be the ace Imperium needs to truly take over NXT UK?

NXT UK Media catches up with Gallus.

Wolfgang tells them to get in the dressing room already. Mark Coffey makes sure the camera is listening. “Since the inception of NXT UK, we’ve had one home game.” And this is as much of an away game as Gallus can get. The Hunt are going on about hunting them, and that’s second to the conditions they’re in. Joe Coffey says they can’t even wear good clothing. They’re tromping around in wellies! But Gallus will send The Hunt into the Loch with the goffs, the scum and the great unwashed. Dave Mastiff will be put back in the mud. Gallus doesn’t fear Mastiff or The Hunt, because is still their kingdom. Now go on, cameraman, off with ya!

NXT UK will have #ToniTime again!

The Lightning from Down Under returns next week to keep herself fresh. Who will she face? And will she stay strong while she waits for her #1 Contender, Kay Lee Ray, to name a time and a place?

2v1 Handicap Match: Jazzy Gabert w/ Jinny VS Dani Luna & Mercedes Blaze!

The Alpha Female does a lot of the Spoiled Princess’ bidding lately, but they both want to teach every other woman not to get in their way. Will she make the debuting Luna and Blaze examples for everyone else to follow?

Luna starts with the bell, and is very wary of Jazzy. They tie up and Jazzy scoops Luna and slams her hard! Jazzy stomps Luna and drags her up for a big clothesline! She throws Luna to the corner and dares Blaze to tag. Blaze does and Jazzy grabs her right away for a toss! Blaze scrambles away but Jazzy clotheslines her into the corner! Then throws point blank lariats! Jazzy throws hands but Luna runs in to save Blaze. That only angers the Alpha Female. Luna keeps throwing forearms but Jazzy shoves her away. Luna leaps but bounces off! Jazzy drags Luna up and throws her right out! Jazzy glares but Jinny gets her focused back on Blaze. The Alpha Female gives Blaze a DOMINATOR! Cover, Jazzy wins!

Winner: Jazzy Gabert, by pinfall

Jinny smiles as her powerful cohort dispatches of two women at once. Will this combination of beauty, brains and brawn take over NXT UK?

NXT UK hears from Kassius Ohno.

“If you ask me, NXT UK is in a state of emergency.” The Wrestling Genius says that in order to protect the legacy NXT UK and the integrity of British wrestling, you need him. Kassius Ohno has been mostly unstoppable in NXT UK. The “Founding Five” have resumes that speak for themselves, from British Strong Style to Wolfgang, but it’s Mark Andrew who stands out by not standing out. Does anyone think Andrews is an authentic British wrestler? No, he’s a follower. Andrews is the kind who throws a superkick because of HBK, without realizing it was invented by British wrestler, “Gentleman” Chris Adams.

Andrews is the disappointment of NXT UK. He hasn’t realized his potential and has completely forgotten British wrestling. There is no one as passionate about the style as Ohno. Ohno is THE best at British wrestling, but will he be better than the rest in general?

NXT UK Tag Team Championships: Grizzled Young Veterans VS Moustache Mountain!

It is time to see if Liverpool’s Number One and Mr. Mayhem can repeat history! Will they still be the first and only NXT UK Tag Team Champions? Or will Trent Seven and Tyler Bate be the ones leaving the Download Festival with the titles?

Introductions are made, the belts are raised, and fans cheer as Bate starts with Gibson!

Gibson and Bate tie up and go around. Gibson waistlocks and spins Bate for a takedown. He goes after the arm and wrist as fans sing for Bate. Bate works his way to a kip-up and then spins to roll to pedal and kip-up again. Bate wrings Gibson out then dropkicks him down! Drake distracts and dodges Bate’s dropkick, letting Bate hit the mat. Gibson staggers over to tag and Drake headlocks. Bate powers out and things speed up as Bate hip tosses Drake down! And an arm-drag! Fans taunt Drake because “He’s got his own~ ass, on his face!” Bate drags Drake up to wrench the arm and brings him over to tag in Seven. Seven wrenches “Ass Face” to a fireman’s carry and throws him down. Bate climbs and uses Seven for the knee-board senton! Seven covers, ONE!

Seven keeps on Drake but Drake wraps a headlock on. They go to ropes and Seven powers out, only for Drake to run him over. Fans rally for Moustache Mountain as things speed up. Drake whips but Seven crossbodies! Cover, ONE, and Gibson shields Drake in a corner. Gibson gets Drake to their corner and tags in. Seven and Gibson circle and tie up. Gibson wrenches but Seven breaks free to CHOP! And CHOP! Seven fires up, fakes Gibson out, but Gibson sees the DDT coming. Gibson whips but Seven reverses to run in and CHOP! Seven suplexes Gibson down and covers, TWO! Seven keeps on Gibson as fans rally behind him. But Gibson kicks low and headlocks. Drake tags in and Gibson whips Seven. Seven jumps over but gets Mayhem in Motion!

Drake stomps Seven out and grinds his foot in. Fans still taunt with their song, but Drake ignores them as he throws Seven out. Drake tags to Gibson and Gibson goes after Seven. Drake slingshots to knee drop on the backbreaker! Bate coaches Seven up but the GYV tell him to go back to his corner. Gibson drags Seven up for a CHOP and a European Uppercut. He puts Seven in at 4 to cover, TWO! Gibson keeps on Seven with a grounded armlock and grinding forearms in the face. Fans rally up for “Big Strong Boys! Big Strong Boys!” Seven endures the cobra clutch and fights his way up. Drake tags in and Gibson reels Seven out for Drake’s forearm! Cover, TWO! The singing returns to taunt Drake as Drake goes at Seven.

Drake snapmares and drives his knee in before wrapping on a chinlock. Fans sing for “Trent Seven Army~” now as Seven endures. Seven reaches out but can’t get to ropes. Seven powers his way up but Drake throws him hard into buckles. Drake throws haymakers on Seven in the corner, but backs off to whip him corner to corner. Seven reverses to send Drake face first into buckles! Both men are down but crawling, hot tag to Gibson! Gibson stops Seven but Seven breaks free to back hand! Hot tag to Bate! Bate rallies on Gibson with furious EuroUppers! Fans fire up as Bate whips, but Gibson reverses. Gibson blocks a boot but gets a knee! Bate leaps for a flying EoroUpper! Bate dropkicks Drake and then catches Gibson! Gibson tries to fight out but Bate still throws him with an exploder! Bate kips right up to the Standing Shooting Star!

Bate drags Gibson up but Drake runs in. Drake pulls Bate off but Bate gets clear. Gibson stops short of booting Drake, and Bate huricanranas both Grizzled Young Veterans! Gibson and Drake bail out but Bate builds speed to FLY! Bate wipes them both out! Bate puts Gibson in as fans rally for “NXT! NXT!” Drake hurries after Bate but Gibson gets Bate with a sleeper! But Seven gets Gibson, back suplex bomb! The ref doesn’t see it right away! High stack cover, TWO!! Fans rally as Bate tags Seven. Seven drags Gibson up in the full nelson and Bate runs. Bate rebounds but Gibson breaks free! Gibson catches Bate, Drake adds an enziguri! SUPERKICK to Neckbreaker! But Seven throws Drake out, only to turn into Ticket to Ride!

Drake tags in and Gibson picks Seven up in the Queen Angelito. Drake runs, leap frog leg drop! Cover, TWO!? Seven survives and the Grizzled Young Veterans are furious! Drake stays between Seven and Bate as he dares Seven to get up. Drake hits Seven with a hard left hand, but Seven eggs him on! He ducks Drake’s punch for the Seven Star Lariat! Both men crawl, hot tag to Bate! Bate rallies with boxing punches on Drake! Gibson manages to tag in and pulls Bate off. Gibson powers Bate to a corner, Grit Your Teeth dropkick from Drake! Drake climbs while Gibson holds Bate. But Seven sends Drake down! Cradle counter, TWO!!

Gibson flounders into another knee. Bate hops up but Gibson throat chops! Gibson climbs up but Seven tags in. Bate holds Gibson while Seven powerslams Drake! Seven helps Bate, BANG to the torture rack! Bate walks on top of Gibson to drop a diving headbutt on Drake! Seven throws Gibson onto Drake with the Burning Hammer! Cover on Gibson, TWO!?! Gibson survives and Moustache Mountain is in shock! But the fans are thunderous as Moustache Mountain tries again. Seven lifts Gibson again, but Imperium rushes the ring?! They attack Moustache Mountain!!

Winners: Moustache Mountain, by disqualification; Grizzled Young Veterans still NXT UK Tag Team Champions

Walter, Aichner, Barthel and Wolfe brutalize Seven and Bate! Wolfe and Barthel beat Seven down while Walter whips Bate into steel steps! Then Aichner rams his knee in! The stomping and punching continues but fans chant for the Bruiserweight. Walter puts Bate in a sleeper to make him watch Seven take Wolfe’s BOOT! Fans call Imperium “Walter’s b*tches!” but Wolfe has a pair of handcuffs! Wolfe cuffs Seven with help from Barthel, and then cuff his hands around the second rope! Imperium talks trash to Seven in their respective languages while Walter whips Bate into barriers. Walter then lifts Bate, for an APRON BOMB!

Referees try but can’t get through the Imperium blockade as Walter APRON BOMBS Bate again! They make Seven watch again as Walter gives Bate a bomb to the post! Fans boo while Seven is helpless to help Bate. Wolfe taunts Seven with the key before throwing it to the far side. Imperium stands tall in the ring while Seven shouts for Bate. Is this how it is going to be under their rule? Or can British Strong Style rise up and rebel?

My Thoughts:

A great episode of NXT UK! It was great of Rhea to demand her match at the start rather than the middle of the show. Rhea and Piper had a great match, and naturally Piper wins as the Face and the newer superstar. There’s still time before TakeOver: Cardiff, but whenever Toni VS Kay Lee Ray happens, if KLR wins, I’d imagine Piper steps up next. If not, Jazzy Gabert is making quick progress after winning a handicap match as her first real match in NXT UK. Jazzy VS Toni would make for a good match, too, and fluidity of the title scene is good for intrigue. It was good to see progress for Dar and Kenny with that backstage attack, and I’m sure Gallus had a better promo than it sounded. The conditions weren’t great for recording, especially with Gallus’ accents. The Six Man Tag is next week and will surely be awesome.

Ohno using his promo to call out Andrews is interesting. That sounds like a great match. Wolfe had a good match with Starz, Starz is a good jobber. And obviously he wasn’t done for the night. Grizzled Young Veterans VS Moustache Mountain was an incredible match, worthy of another UK TakeOver, so it really gets some good Heel heat for Imperium to just blow it all apart. The beating was insane, which also makes for good Heel heat and points. I’m sure Johnny Saint and Sid Scala will make executive decisions to remedy this situation. AKA, a Triple Threat tag for the titles, perhaps at TakeOver: Cardiff. I hope in the meantime, Imperium’s Aichner & Barthel against Moustache Mountain and then one time with GYV.

My Score: 8.3/10

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NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Championships: Hiroshi Tanahashi, Toru Yano & Boltin Oleg VS The House of Torture; The House of Torture wins and become the new NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Champions.
Six Man Tag: Hirooki Goto, El Desperado & YOH VS TMDK; TMDK wins.

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NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Championships: Hiroshi Tanahashi, Toru Yano & Boltin Oleg VS The House of Torture!

Evil tried to make WrestleKingdom 19 the last time we saw President Ace in this ring but he failed! However, his minions will not stop in trying to ruin the rest of Tanahashi’s last year. Will Ren Narita, Yujiro Takahashi & Sho take these titles back to the House? Or will The Ace, Joker & Rook stand tall?

The House walks out here showing off the belts they literally stole back at New Year Dash, but now the tables have turned! Tanahashi and team attack The House from behind! The fans cheer as The House finally tastes their own medicine! Tanahashi snatches back the belts so that he, Yano & Oleg can stand with them in the ring. The House protests but they’re one to talk. The introductions are skipped, the bell rings, and the brawl is back on as Tanahashi’s team goes back out after The House! Yano whips Sho, but Sho reverses to send Yano into railing! Sho stomps away on Yano, then helps Ren mug Oleg!

Yujiro turns things around on Tanahashi, and then he brings Tanahashi out to No Man’s Land! Sho bends Oleg’s fingers, puts his hand through the railing and pulls! The fans rally for Tanahashi’s team while the ref reprimands The House. Yujiro puts Tanahashi in, then he, Sho & Ren all stomp away! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but The House all put one out on Tanahashi. Yujiro stands Tanahashi up, then he and Sho double whip Tanahashi corner to corner. Yujiro runs in but Tanahashi dodges! Tanahashi then dropkicks Sho’s leg, then he dropkicks Narita’s leg! The fans fire up and Tanahashi runs at Yujiro.

Yujiro dodges, but Tanahashi ELBOWS him away! Tanahashi goes up to CROSSBODY! The fans fire up again as Tanahashi air guitars. Tag to Yano and he TOSSES Yujiro out! Yano then brings Yujiro out into No Man’s Land, then to the back of the crowd to THROW into some open chairs! The fans cheer as Yano brings out that Great Bash Heel side, but the ref reprimands Yano. Yano tells the ref to leave him alone, and he has a chair! The ref stops Yano from hitting Yujiro! Yano argues with the ref, but now Sho & Ren mug Yano! The ref reprimands them but the mugging continues. Ren leads the ref away so Sho & Yujiro can CHOKE Yano with a chair!

The fans boo while The House also beats up Oleg & Tanahashi. Yujiro drags Yano up and then brings him back to ringside to POST him! Ren brings Oleg around with a headlock and sends him into railing! Then more railing! Then into the crowd! Yujiro uses Yano’s red chair to CHOKE him! The ring count finally starts, but Ren JAMS Oleg up with a chair! The count reaches 10 of 20 and The House returns to the ring. Yano is still down at 15! The fans rally, Yano rises up at 17, and he lurches in at 19! The fans cheer but Yujiro is annoyed. Yujiro drops a leg, then an elbow, then a HEADBUTT! Cover, TWO!

The fans cheer as Yano stays in this, but Ren sends Tanahashi into railing! Yujiro tags Sho, Sho CHOKES Yano with a boot to the neck! The ref counts, Sho stops, then Sho TOSSES Yano out! Sho keeps the ref distracted while Ren JAMS Yano up with a chair! Ren pushes Yano in, Sho covers, TWO! Yano survives and Sho is frustrated. Tag to Ren, he drags Yano up, and Ren whips Yano to ELBOW him down! Cover, TWO! Ren BLASTS Tanahashi off the apron! Ren grins as the ref now keeps Oleg back. Ren CHOKES Yano on the ropes, Sho joins in to CLAW Yano’s eyes, but then the ref counts. Ren lets off and Yano flops down.

Ren drags Yano up, but Yano pulls hair! Ren breaks free, knees low, then runs up. Yano dodges, clinches, and BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES! The fans fire up, Yano hot tags Oleg! Oleg jumps in and CLOBBERS Ren! Oleg then deadlifts Ren, but Sho attacks! The fans boo, Sho runs, SPEAR bounces off of Oleg! Oleg then deadlifts Sho! Shake, Shake, Shake! But Yujiro CLUBS Oleg! Yujiro & Ren double whip, but Oleg DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLES! The fans fire up and Oleg runs at the corner to SPLASH Ren! Then he scoops and TOSSES Ren! The fans fire up as Oleg then runs to SPLASH! Cover, TWO!

Ren survives but Oleg deadlifts Ren right to the fireman’s carry! Ren fights free, CHOKES Oleg, but Oleg breaks free! Oleg winds up but Ren ducks the chop! Ren CHOKES Oleg, the ref counts, but Oleg CHOKES Ren! The fans cheer, and then Oleg TOSSES Ren to the corner! Tag to Tanahashi and the fans fire up! Oleg and Tanahashi haul Ren up, double whip him corner to corner, then Tanahashi sends Oleg in! Oleg ELBOWS Ren, then Tanahashi SPLASHES! Tanahashi scoops and SLAMS Ren into the drop zone! Oleg goes up, up and VADER BOMBS! Tanahashi goes up to SUNSET SENTON! Cover, Yujiro breaks it!

Oleg CLOBBERS Yujiro for that, then goes out after him. The fans fire up as Tanahashi powers up. Tanahashi runs, but Sho gets a cheap shot in! Ren BOOTS Tanahashi, tags Sho, and Sho BLASTS Yano! Yujiro turns things around on Oleg and now The House double whips President Ace! Sho runs in to forearm SMASH! Yuijro BOOTS! Ren ELBOWS Tanahashi! Ren & Sho snapmare Tanahashi, then hold the legs open! Yujiro shoves the ref aside, then FALLING HEADBUTTS Tanahashi down low! The fans boo but now Sho covers, TWO!! Tanahashi survives and Sho argues with the ref! The fans rally for Tanahashi, but Ren has his repaired pushup bar!

Ren takes aim, Tanahashi dodges, SHOTEI! Sho kicks, Tanahashi blocks to DRAGON SCREW! Yujiro runs up, but gets caught into a TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! The fans fire up as Tanahashi crawls for his corner! Hot tag to Yano! Yano unties a buckle pad! The fans cheer, Yano whips, but Sho reverses! Yano stops from hitting the buckles, then he dodges Sho to send him into bare buckles! Yano rolls Sho up, TWO!! Sho escapes but Yano hurries to get Sho’s legs! Oleg hops in, CATAPULT into Oleg’s BELLY2BELLY! The fans fire up as Yano then stands Sho up, ONIGO- NO, Sho fights free! Sho dodges, but the ref stops him from hitting a low blow!

The ref and Sho argue, but Yujiro & Ren mug Yano! They double whip Yano, but Yano grabs ropes. Yano then sends Ren into Yujiro to DOUBLE LOW BLOW them! Atomic drop for Sho! Tanahashi runs up, SLINGBLADE! Oleg deadlifts Sho right into a fireman’s carry and DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! But YOSHINOBU KANEMARU is here! The Heel Master gets on the apron, but Young Lions already apprehend him! Yano hauls Sho up, for ONIGOROSHI!! Cover, KANEMARU TOSSES THE YOUNG LION ONTO THE REF! The fans boo but Kanemaru attacks Yano! But then Yano hits him with an atomic drop!

Kanemaru WHISKEY MISTS!? Sho LOW BLOWS Yano!! Sho rolls Yano up, HOUSE OF TORTURE WINS!!

Winners: The House of Torture, by pinfall (NEW NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Champions)

What a travesty! A miscarriage of justice! Evil isn’t even here, but his army of darkness just won the gold! Yano is upset, Tanahashi is disappointed, but Oleg is mad! Oleg storms back in, only for Yujiro to BELT SHOT him down! Yujiro then kicks Oleg out, and shows he’s pretty sore from the low blow. Will these belts help the House feel much, much better?

Six Man Tag: Hirooki Goto, El Desperado & YOH VS TMDK!

The Fierce Warrior won the New Japan Ranbo to earn his shot at the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship, so that means he and Zack Sabre Jr. will do battle for the New Beginning! Will the Rogue Luchador & Direct Drive help Goto gain the upper hand? Or will Kosei Fujita & Robbie Eagles help The Mighty Front Man prepare for war?

The teams sort out while all of TMDK’s title belts are put aside. The Japanese Young Punk steps to Despy, so Despy accepts. The fans cheer and the bell rings. Despy and Fujita stare down while the fans rally. Despy has the majority, and the two circle. They feel things out, Despy facelocks but Fujita slips around to waistlock. Despy slips out, moves around, but Fujita stays on him. They go around, break, and the fans cheer. They tie up, Despy wrenches to hammerlock, but Fujita elbows free to hammerlock back. Despy switches, Fujita switches, repeat! They go hammerlock for hammerlock, but then Despy top wristlocks to wrangle FUjita!

The fans cheer, Fujita fights up, but Despy shifts to a cording hold. Fujtia whips but Despy reverses and arm-drags! Fujita comes back, he avoids the arm-drag, and then he CHOPS! Despy is stinging, but Fujita CHOPS him again! And CHOPS him again! The fans cheer, Fujita CHOPS again, but now Despy CHOPS! Fujita CHOPS, Despy ends up in the Mighty corner, and Eagles tags in. Eagles CHOPS, but then Despy CHOPS! Eagles shoves Despy and says he’s bored. He wants Yoh! The fans rally for Yoh, so Despy tags him in. The fans cheer as Yoh and Eagles circle. Wait, Yoh starts up the “ROBBIE ROBBIE ROBBIE!” “OI OI OI!”

Eagles is rather amused, and says not bad. Eagles starts it up for himself, but Yoh sneaks up! Eagles stops the schoolboy and sits on the cover, TWO and Yoh has the sunset flip! TWO, both men stand and point at the other! The fans applaud, then Yoh kicks low. Yoh whips, Eagles reverses to go up and around to arm-drag! Eagles runs in, Yoh sidesteps but Eagles hurdles. Eagles RANAS then WHEEL KICKS! Eagles kips up and the fans cheer. Eagles puts Yoh in a corner, and he says “ROBBIE ROBBIE ROBBIE!” CHOP CHOP CHOP! “ROBBIE ROBBIE ROBBIE!” CHOP CHOP CHOP! “ROBBIE!” CHOP! “ROBBIE!” CHOP! “ROBBIE ROBBIE ROBBIE!” CHOP CHOP CHOP!

The fans cheer while Yoh flounders around. Eagles whips, Goto sneaks a tag, then Goto & Yoh DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE Eagles! They BLAST ZSJ and Fujita, then call to Despy! Despy says no thanks, they can go ahead. “Se~ no!” DRUM BEAT on Eagles’ back! Goto asks if Despy is sure he doesn’t want in, and Despy says it’s fine. Goto CLUBS Eagles, but Eagles fires body shots! Eagles fires a forearm, but Goto knees low! Goto fireman’s carries, but Eagles fights free. Eagles waistlocks, Goto elbows free and runs, only for ZSJ to trip him up! Eagles BLASTS Yoh & Despy off the apron while Fujita basement dropkicks Goto!

ZSJ spins Goto around to be on the apron, then gives him a NECK TWIST! The fans cheer and ZSJ brings Goto out to UPPERCUT him down! ZSJ brings Goto up to UPPERCUT again, then UPPERCUTS him again! Goto stumbles and falls, Eagles CHOPS Yoh, and Fujita CHOPS Despy! ZSJ brings Goto up and wrenches his arm, then wrenches it again. But Goto fires forearms in return! ZSJ UPPERCUTS Goto again, the CHOPS continue by the ramp side, and ZSJ puts Goto in. Eagles tags ZSJ in whiel Fujita and Despy CHOP each other back and forth. ZSJ clamps on a headscissors and he squeezes tight!

Goto endures, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! ZSJ lets go cleanly and brings Goto to the corner. Tag to Fujita and he stomps Goto. Fujita drags Goto up while fans rally, and Fujita wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! Fujtia wrenches again, ELBOW BREAKER! And again, ELBOW BREAKER! Fujita wrenches, top wristlocks, and he wrangles Goto to the mat. Fujita STOMPS that arm, then he tags Eagles. The Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions get Goto’s arms while ZSJ steps in to have a leg! Goto endures as TMDK cycles through the armlocks and leglocks! Red Shoes counts but TMDK keeps rotating before he reaches 4!

Then TMDK returns where they started, and Goto endures the DOUBLE STRAIGHT ARMBARS and INDIAN DEATHLOCK! Red Shoes counts, all three men let go at 4! ZSJ stands, he still has the deathlock, and he bridges back! Goto endures, keeps his shoulders up, but ZSJ stands to tag in Eagles. Eagles drags Goto around, then hits a KNEE JAMMER! Tag to Fujita, they drag Goto up, and they double whip him to ropes. They DOUBLE ELBOW Goto down, ZSJ hops in for a NECK TWIST! Goto sits up into a DOUBLE PENALTY KICK! Cover, Despy breaks it! The fans cheer but Red Shoes reprimands.

Despy stands down, but Fujita BLASTS him off the apron! Fujita drags Goto up, wrenches, and whips him to a corner. Fujita runs up to CHOP, then he snapmares to PENALTY KICK! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer but Fujita coordinates with TMDK. Fujita drags Goto up, and he wants to do the Chaos drum thing? ZSJ isn’t so sure but Eagles is for it. Eagles steps in, but Yoh runs up! Eagles kicks Yoh, and “Se~ no!” Eagles & Fujita DRUM on Yoh! The fans cheer and ZSJ acts like he doesn’t know what’s going on. The fans cheer for ZSJ to join in, but he puts up the X, that’s not for him. Eagles & Fujita DRUM away on Goto!

Goto stands up and grabs Fujita by the face! Eagles CLUBS Goto, he and Fujita double whip, but Goto DOUBLE LARIATS first! The fans fire up while they’re all down! ZSJ storms in and grabs Goto’s leg! ANKLE LOCK! Goto endures, fights around, and rolls through to throw ZSJ! ZSJ comes back to RAM Goto, then he runs, only for Goto to RUN him over! The fans fire up while both men are down! Goto crawls, hot tag to Despy! Despy runs at the corner to ELBOW Fujita! Despy reels Fujita in for a suplex, high and hard! Cover, TWO! Despy fires up and the fans are with him! Fujita underhooks, PINCHE- NO, Fujita fights free!

Fujita swings but Despy blocks the chop! Despy knees low, whips, but Fujita reverses to GAMANGIRI! The fans cheer while both men are down! Fujita roars while he rises up, and he storms back to Despy. Fujita waistlocks, deadlifts Despy, but Despy fights the suplex with elbows! Despy is free, but Fujita runs up to slip around and backslide! Despy rolls through, Fujita KICKS him down! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up and Fujita fires up again. Fujita drags Despy back up, reels him in, and suplexes, but Despy fights that. Despy wrenches, but Fujita ROCKS him! Despy ROCKS Fujita in return!

Fujita and Despy keep the wristlock while they fire forearm after forearm back and forth! The fans rally up as the shots go faster and faster, but then both men wobble! Fujita fires a forearm, then another! Despy ROCKS Fujita in return! Despy runs, Eagles slips in, SOBAT! Fujita UPPERCUTS! Eagles scoops Despy but Yoh makes the save! Eagles kicks Yoh, he and Fujita double whip, but Yoh reverses to crisscross them into each other! FALCON- NO, Eagles slips out, but Yoh switches! Yoh feeds Eagles to Despy’s ELBOW! Yoh reels Eagles back in, FALCON ARROW! The fans fire up but Fujita runs up!

Despy & Yoh double kick, double whip, but Fujita DOUBLE SHOTGUNS! Fujita kips up, the fans fire up, and Fujita whips Despy, but Despy reverses to SPINEBUSTER! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Fujita and Despy crawl for their corners, hot tags to Goto and ZSJ! The fans fire up as both men run in, Goto LARIATS ZSJ! Goto roars and the fans are with him! Goto fires a flurry of forearms, then whips corner to corner. Goto runs in, MURAMASA! Then SAIDO! Cover, TWO! ZSJ survives and Goto fires up again! Goto fireman’s carries but ZSJ pulls on an arm! Goto powers out and ROCKS ZSJ!

Goto runs, ZSJ wrangles him to a FUJIWARA ARMBAR! Eagles & Fujita BLAST Yoh & Despy off the arm! They have Yoh & Despy stuck on the outside with armlocks while ZSJ has the DISARMER! Yoh breaks free of Eagles and DROPKICKS ZSJ! Eagles returns to SUPERKICK Yoh! Despy is in, Eagles slips around and feeds him to Fujita’s MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up and TMDK drags Goto up. But Goto fires forearms on Eagles & Fujita! They DOUBLE CHOP, then double wrench! MAX- NO, Goto fights free and kicks Fujita! Goto deflects Eagles’ kick to LARIAT! Fujita kicks Goto, runs, but Goto follows! LARIAT!

ZSJ RAMS Goto, whips, but Goto reverses! Fireman’s carry, USHIGOROSHI! The fans fire up while ZSJ clutches his head. Goto hauls ZSJ up, dragon sleepers, but ZSJ drops down! Goto drops onto ZSJ for a cover, TWO!! ZSJ is up, Goto sends him into a corner! RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP, into a GOTO SAN SHIKI!! Cover, TWO!! ZSJ escapes, BOOTS Goto, then runs! DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Neither man falls, so DOUBLE LARIATS collide again! Goto roars, runs, but ZSJ KCIKS the lariat, PELES the other arm, then SWEEPS the legs! Goto falls, but then sits up, into a PENALTY KICK! The fans fire up and ZSJ hurries to drag Goto back up.

ZSJ scoops, ZACK- NO, Goto slips free and has the SLEEPER! Goto sits ZSJ and rolls him, GOTO NI SHIKI!! TWO!! ZSJ has the legs, JAPANESE LEG ROLL CLUTCH, with bridge!! TMDK WINS!!

Winners: TMDK, by pinfall

It was a fast and furious finish of technical holds, but who else but the best technical wrestler in the world would pull it out? Goto is frustrated for getting caught like that, but will he avenge himself in just 12 days?

As for TMDK, Eagles starts off by saying, “G’day, Sendai!” Eagles then pretends to check his watch, and asks, “Rocky doki desu ka? <Where is Rocky?> Zabishii. <How lonely.>” The fans chuckle at Eagles’ fake crying, and Eagles then tells Yoh & Rocky that next month in Osaka, see you then! The fans applaud, and then Eagles offers the mic to Fujita. The fans cheer Fujita on, and Fujita accepts. “That lariat turned me inside out, so I’ll keep this short! I’m beating El Desperado!” The fans cheer that, ready to see Fujita challenge Desperado for the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship on Tuesday, February 4th!

And lastly, that brings things to The Front Man. ZSJ takes the mic to say, “People of Sendai, thank you very much!” The fans cheer, but then ZSJ tells “Ko-kun” and “Robbie-chan” to “cut that drumming bit. It was lame.” The fans chuckle again, and ZSJ says 2025 isn’t the Year of the Snake. No, it’s all orange! ZSJ promises that TMDK won’t just paint NJPW orange, but the entire world! “Osaka will be here soon enough. Goto, this is your last chance. Let’s make the most of it.” The fans like the sound of that! ZSJ says they’ll end with this: This year revolves around TMDK! Arigato gozaimashita! The fans are ready, will the New Beginning in Osaka be Mighty?

My Thoughts:

A very good event for NJPW, though “Road to” always indicates more tune-up filler than thriller. Gabe Kidd going after Yota Tsuji and the Global Heavyweight Championship is an interesting development, but that is going to be a great match. The NEVER Openweight Six Man Championship match was really good stuff, and I was only a little surprised that The House of Torture won. Firstly, Tanahashi has to lose those titles at some time, so might as well pull off the Band-Aid now before The New Beginning events. Then this works with the story from Oleg and Josh Barnett where Barnett wants to help Oleg reach that singles title level.

And very good Six Man Tag main event to not only build Goto VS ZSJ but also Desperado VS Fujita. Great win for TMDK, but we have a lot of other Road to New Beginning events to build Goto VS ZSJ. A lot of filler 10 Man Tags are on the schedule, but I probably won’t be bothering with those. Despy VS Fujita will be great, but Fujita and Eagles are already the tag champions, so I don’t see Fujita winning. As for Goto VS ZSJ, ZSJ said it himself that this is very likely Goto’s last chance at ever being the top champion in NJPW, but I don’t see Goto winning. It’ll be an epic battle, but I feel like ZSJ is going to stay on top.

My Score: 8.7/10

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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 1.30.25

Are we gonna get consecutive weeks of momentum or we gonna get the “LOL TNA” moment already?

Published

18 hours ago

January 30, 2025

Andrew Balaz

Coming off the first Live iMPACT! in 8 years, it has been pretty universally agreed upon that it was not a bad show. Good favor, a larger audience then they’ve had in years and TNA actually did fairly well establishing themselves as not a third rate duelist.

Let’s see if the good tidings continue or if things start to well…TNA.

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— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) January 31, 2025

Ratings:

Cora Jade vs Hyan: Cora wins via Jaded – ** 1/2
Brian Myers w/The System vs Leon Slater: Myers wins via Roster Cut – ** 3/4
Laredo Kid vs Mustafa Ali: Ali wins via 450 – ** 3/4
Eric Young & Josh Alexander vs Sinner & Saint: No Contest? EY Turned Heel – N/A
Ace Austin vs Wes Lee w/Tyson & Tyriek: Wes wins via Cardiac Kick – ***
Kaiba Boys (Nic & Ryan Nemeth) vs Fir$t Cla$$: Kaibas win via Danger Zone – ***

Results:

Nic Nemeth comes out to talk, doesn’t complain and says he’s just gonna dust himself off and start again. Ryan comes out to complain on behalf of “hiissss brrooother” and run down Hendry. Nic is playing babyface still and Ryan is instigating is typical little brother fashion. Nic tries to appease Ryan saying this could be a big year for both of them, so Fir$t Cla$$ music hits and KC Navarro cuts them off and hands off to AJ Francis. Ryan get mad at them interrupting, Nic tries to calm the situation but Ryan decides to agree to a tag match that Nic doesn’t seem like he wanted to go there. But Santino comes out and makes it official.

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Cora Jade vs Hyan

Hyan tries a Pump Kick, Cora catches it, lays her out and kicks her feet up in the corner getting cocky. Snapmare with the Hair, into a Springboard Single Stomp from Cora, Hyan is getting throttled along the ropes and putting up much of a fight to start. Hyan is usually just enhancement talent in TNA, even though she does have a solid pedigree in the indies and internationally. Hyan finally moves so Cora smashes herself into the corner, Wasteland from Hyan for a 1 count, Cora counters Hyan’s attempted offense and then hits Jaded for the win!

The match did what it needed to, Cora tried to lay in the boots further, Xia runs out to make a save but Cora baits her into a false sense of security and goes after Xia. So Masha comes out for the save on the person who made the save. Cora comes off looking pretty good and Masha scaring her off helps Masha’s aura.

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Brian Myers w/The System vs Leon Slater

Myers grabs the quick Headlock into the Shoulder Tackle and welcome back to 1997 wrestling starts. Myers got cocky, shot Leon into the ropes and eats a Shoulder Tackle from Leon, so a little showboating from Leon gets under Myers skin and causes him to make a few missteps. Leon hits the Feint Mule Kick into the Handspring Back Elbow for 2, but when he tries to continue, Myers pulls him down into the buckles. Myers looks for a Spear, Leon Leap Frogs and Myers eats turnbuckle. He powders, the System shields him from a dive, and we’re starting to see the numbers game come into play.

A Thrust Kick from Myers rocks Leon as he’s coming back in, Strong Irish Whip into a Gator Roll and then Sleeper Hold. Again, offense brought to you by Bill Clinton. Leon gets away from the Sleeper, tries to hit the ropes and Myers does his Baseball Slide Trip. Slow heel moves from Myers, Sleeper, Facelocks, Back Elbows…just slow classic heel offense. Leon tries to fire, eats a Knee Lift. Irish Whip but Leon counters by hoping the ropes to the apron, quick pop shot and then Springboard Crossbody into a series of Lariats and a Shotgun Kick! Leon has the momentum, Blue Thunder Bomb for two! Leon goes to the top, Myers is up, Leon rolls to the other side to avoid Myers, Myers eats a Leg Lariat from Leon and Myers pushes off, Bicycle Kick, Thrust Kick into Implant DDT for only two! Myers looks to Spear, gets rolled up in a Small Package, Kick out, dumped outside, Leon flies over the corner onto Myers!

System surrounds Leon, tries to get a few shots, but Leon has some quick offense for everyone. In the chaos, Lish puts a Ring on Myers’ hand so a Loaded Punch into Roster Cut and Myers wins!

Laredo Kid vs Mustafa Ali

Slow start with Ali being arrogant into a Lucha stalemate section where there’s Satellite counters, Headscissors and a powder to break the nonsense. Corner counters, Overhand Chops from both, they tussle on the top rope, Ali backflips off the ropes, Laredo tries a Crossbody but Mustafa hits a Dropkick. Grounded Abdominal Stretch from Ali, Laredo tries to fight up and out, but Ali slams him back down, talks smack, slaps him and then eats a Michinoku Driver out of nowhere! But only a two count! Ali manages to pull Laredo into the corner pads, tries a dirty pin with feet on the ropes but the referee sees it, Laredo tries a Roll-Up in the disarray, Ali kicks out, they run back and forth, Ali just slides out thinking he’s outsmarted Laredo but Laredo hits the Suicida for a solid pop. Ali pokes the eye and grabs at the mask, Laredo is off kilter, Ali baits Laredo through the corner, hits the Draping DDT off the apron, slides Laredo back in and 450 for the win.

Eric Young & Josh Alexander vs Sinner & Saint

Jabroni duo comes out, and they look stupid, their music is generic Hot Topic trash and the one with hair walks like he’s pretending to be a Delirious fused with a Dinosaur. They look so insanely pathetic.

Dino-nerd tries a stand switch and suplex but Josh no sells and looks like the older sibling judging the little sibling’s stupidity. Bald jabroni tags in, does nothing, blind tag just for Josh to single handedly lay both out. Of course they’re trying to establish the loser squad, so the eventually have a good defensive moment that catches Josh and isolates him in their corner. He still mostly takes care of both of them. This is honestly pathetic.

Locomotion counter switches in the corner before a Shotgun Kick wipes out Josh, Dino-nerd tries a Lio Rush style splash but misses, Josh tags out, EY looks to tee off but he turns and lays out Josh. EY turns heel…that was not on my Bingo Card, but I’m not mad about it. EY has the maniacal look in his eyes again, so Sanity or Violence by Design could be back? Can he call the group SAnitY since they’re working with WWE now?

Ace Austin vs Wes Lee w/Tyson & Tyriek

Things start slow then a few quick strike spots from Ace. A grounded Heel Kick and Enzuigiri rocks Wes, Wes slingshots back in, Sunset, Ace dodges tries to stay crouched to get cute but Up Kick from Wes kicks Ace in the face. Wes crotches Ace on the top rope, Enzuigiri, Suicida leaves Ace laying on the ramp. Wes hits the Street Fighter combo in with Ace shoved in the corner, the crowd chants “Boring” so Wes revels in the negativity and mockingly does the Rascalz taunt. A few quick shots and Ace kicks out at one and holds the ropes as Wes just lights him up with kicks. Ace asks for more, and goes full Strong Style. A few round kicks to the chest before Wes decides to do the hell thing and a Spinning Thrust Kick to the side of the face. Wes puts Ace in a Key Lock and Ace struggles to his feet before barely slipping the lock.

They trade strikes, Triangle Kick misses for Ace but he manages to connect after with a strike, a few more, Click Click Boom, Seated Miz Lariats in the corner, Wes falls out of the corner, Triangle Kick for the near fall, but the offense isn’t over and Ace hits the Gutwrench Sitout Powerbomb! Ace looks for The Fold, Tyson and Tyriek make their presence felt, Ace does the apron dance and kicks them both in the face. Wes gets dumped out of the ring, Ace with a Fosbury Flop (not the best one he’s done), Tyriek picks the ankle long enough to slow down Ace as Ace walks into the Cardiac Kick!

Wes and crew attacks Ace after the match, so The Rascalz make the save. We’re obviously going to get a 6 man soon, and this is perfectly fine.

Kaiba Boys (Nic & Ryan Nemeth) vs Fir$t Cla$$

AJ starts with Ryan and just shoves him away and demands Nic, Nic gets the best of AJ but AJ tags in KC and KC gets in a few quick shots, some cute counters and showboating before eating a Dropkick from Nic. AJ comes in to try and take out Nic, the Kaibas take out AJ and then dump KC into AJ’s arms and hold the ring going to commercial.

During the commercial a little blind tag and Spiderman in the ropes taunt from KC caught Ryan off guard so First Class is in control. AJ is beating the hell out of Ryan in the ropes, then hits Tennessee Whiskey for the “Money Money Money” taunt. KC tags himself in and starts slapping Ryan around, Dropkick into 305 as KC cuts off Ryan from Nic, throws Ryan in the corner, Rolling Uppercuts, Snapmare, Roll through, Chest Stomp into a near fall. KC tags in AJ and a little tandem offense gives them another near fall but Mokuba refuses to lose…so far. AJ steps on Ryan’s chest and then lays in a few Overhand Chops. AJ slowing things down, looks for a power move but Ryan slips it into a Sleeper Attempt but AJ counters and slams Ryan down for another two count. Two Sidewalk Slams after getting bounced out of the corner, but Ryan keeps kicking out.

AJ takes Nic off the apron, looks for another Sidewalk Slam but Ryan turns it into a Satellite DDT. Simultaneous tag time, KC eats the fire from Nic, two Lariats, Stinger Splash, Rude Awakening, 10 Count Shots to the Heart for…AJ breaks it up! AJ looks for a Down Payment but Nic slips, Superkick, Ryan tries to rock AJ to no avail so they both Lariat AJ out and Avalanche Polish Hammer from Ryan lays out AJ. KC tries the Flash Pinfall but Nic rolls out, a few quick shouts, Spinning Heel Kick from KC for a 2 count. Nic hits a FAMEasser into Danger Zone after Ryan’s blind tag so Ryan gets the cover as Nic just laughs and takes it in.

Overall Score: 6.25/10

Nothing to really be offended by. Some of the stuff was a little low stakes or obvious filler, but stories moved forward with Cora, Wes and the Kaibas. Plus you know, Eric Young turning on Josh is a little unexpected. EY has been the fill in Dreamer/Scott with the “Ra-Ra” speeches and feel good crap for significant shows, so having him go back to Maniac is a nice twist.

Tessa also steering into this “Locker Room bully” persona is smart. It’s not a stretch from what people already think, so steering into the skid is very smart. I may not have been blown away by anything in this episode, but it was definitely decent and did a solid enough job showcasing the partnership and not making the TNA talent feel like an after thought.

All in all, very nice.