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NOAH WEEKLY NEWSLETTER VOL.57 ~ 24TH OCTOBER 2019
With the upcoming final push before NOAH’s big Sumo Hall show; Hisame packs in as much NOAH information as humanly possible to prepare you for the big show!

With the upcoming final push before NOAH’s big Sumo Hall show; Hisame packs in as much NOAH information as humanly possible to prepare you for the big show!
Note from Hisame
The weekly newsletter is a little later this week, partly because NOAH have been so busy and partly because I thought it was better to get everything written up as much as I could after both NOAH’s final show before Sumo Hall on the 2nd November, with the resultant post match promos which came out on the 23rd.
Just so you are aware there will not be a weekly newsletter from the 1st to 14th November (or any updates to my blog) as I will be in Japan, and I think its better than I don’t take my laptop with me or else I will be sitting in my Air BNB not seeing anything of the country I have always wanted to visit.
Normal service will resume from the 16th November.
THIS WEEK IN NOAH
NOAH ran the final three dates of “Premium Prelude 2019” on the 14th, 20th and 22nd October. Naomichi Marufuji was absent for much of the tour being in the United States and Canada. While he was there he posted a pixellated picture of his outfit for his match against The Great Muta, and teased some spooky pictures which were him looking demonic inside a television set (of course though, he could just have been very bored, which does happen).
I am going to break it down into the main storylines going into Sumo Hall
SHUHEI TANIGUCHI VS KAZUYUJI FUJITA
Shuhei Taniguchi was voted by fans the MVP of the event at Korakuen Hall on 26th October, especially when he caught Fujita with a particular vicious soccer ball kick to the head (referee told Taniguchi off, he didn’t care). However, the match went to Fujita via referee stop as he choked out Taniguchi with the sleeper hold (Takashi Sugiura had Taniguchi’s tag partner, Go Shiozaki, in the front neck lock).
He has vowed that not only will Fujita remember his name (which he has claimed to forgotten), he is also going to bring him down.
Takashi Sugiura has taken to trolling Taniguchi on social media.
Early one morning Taniguchi went for a run in his local park, and Sugiura posted that only perverts hung around it then, and the next day when Taniguchi went for a run in the rain said that he had the face of a guilty man.
STINGER VS RATELS (including YO-HEY vs HAYATA)
Neither team has had much patience in waiting for each other in the ring, and matches have started with a four man brawl before the bell goes, at one point even among the streamers of Korakuen Hall.
Tadasuke managed to defeat Yoshinari Ogawa on the 26th at Korakuen Hall, and cut a typically crazy promo, which had Daisuke Harada staring at him and YO-HEY looking at the floor (HAYATA managed to run off before YO-HEY caught him), and made an undulating hand motion, which Harada and YO-HEY imitated. They did it again at Hamamatsu.
The final match before Sumo Hall took place on the 22nd October in Hamamatsu, with the match ending in time limit draw as Kotaro Suzuki and Daisuke Harada slugged it out. As the two teams squared up, YO-HEY got hold of the GHC Junior belt and started kissing it, before HAYATA noticed and told him off.
Despite YO-HEY calling HAYATA by his name and not “Wife” in his post match promo afterwards (in which again HAYATA managed to escape and Harada and YO-HEY imitated Tadasuke’s hand motion again), there wasn’t too much between them that went on (not like last time at least).
RATELS had previously announced that they would be facing STINGER for their produce show in November, with Yoshinari Ogawa commenting that if the venue doesn’t fill out then Daisuke Harada leaves NOAH, and RATELS disband, but as they were going to be on the card then it would be sold out.
The interviewer pointed out that the company hadn’t said that would be the case, Kotaro Suzuki said it didn’t matter, OGAWA had said it, and that was enough.
Aside from RATELS, Yoshinari Ogawa also said that after they retain the belts at Sumo Hall they would be challenging either AXIZ or THE TOUGH for the GHC Heavyweight tag belts, win them, and hold all the titles.
It is unusual junior heavyweights challenging heavyweights for titles, but there is a precedence for it, and one that Ogawa has had experience of. Yoshinari Ogawa, a junior heavyweight, defeated Jun Akiyama in 2002 for the GHC Heavyweight title (albeit by cheat tactics) and held it for five months before Yoshihiro Takayama defeated him for it. There was also the time when KENTA and Naomichi Marufuji (themselves junior heavyweights and holding their junior tag titles) challenged Mitsuharu Misawa and Yoshinari Ogawa for the heavyweight tag titles.
KAITO KIYOMIYA & AXIZ VS KONGOH\THE TOUGH
As Kaito Kiyomiya’s new submission move is inspired by and a combination of Mitsuharu Misawa’s jaw lock and Toshiaki Kawada’s stretch plum, Naomichi Marufuji suggested he go and visit Toshiaki Kawada to get some advice on it. Kiyomiya did just this, and tried out the move on Kenoh on 14th October in Kanagawa.
It didn’t go over well, and Kenoh termed it as a move taught “by an old man in a Ramen Shop”.
Kawada may now be retired from wrestling (he says his “body rattles”), but it has been a long time since anyone has thrown down a gauntlet at him so to speak. Kenoh had probably better hope he doesn’t appear at Sumo Hall.
At Korakuen Hall on the 20th October, Kongoh clashed with Kaito Kiyomiya and AXIZ, with Kiyomiya making Inamura tap out with his new submission.
Afterwards, Katsuhiko Nakajima got on the microphone and spoke (sarcastically) to Masa Kitamiya saying that ever since he had entered the Kensuke Office dojo eight years ago he had loved him (as a brother), in fact he had loved him ever since he was born.
Masa Kitamiya, who knows full well what Nakajima is like, told him to stop making fun of him, and that THE TOUGH would defeat them for the titles at Sumo Hall.
Kenoh was a little more serious and had one of his odd moments of concern for Kiyomiya, rather than spitting poison at him, he said that naturally he hadn’t known Kiyomiya since he was born, but he had known him since the day he came to try out for NOAH, he had known him as a rookie, he had known him before he went to Canada, he was the one who gave him his first title shot, and know he was concerned as he remembered the hungry look in Kiyomiya’s eyes, which he did not see anymore (“I know you, isn’t it painful to be pampered?)
Kiyomiya snatched the microphone from him (he’s not afraid to be a little rude to Kenoh), and told him that he was sick of hearing this from him. Yes he knew there was pressure, but at the same time he felt well supported by the fans, and at Sumo Hall he would show a new scenery.
It was at Hamamatsu on the final night of the tour that the big cliffhanger ending came in the Kenoh vs Kiyomiya feud (and one that has probably also sparked off the future of Kaito Kiyomiya vs Yoshiki Inamura).
The audience were screaming him on as Inamura went to put Kiyomiya in the Oklahoma Stampede, but Go Shiozaki came to the rescue. Later on in the match, Inamura kicked out of the Tiger Suplex, and going to do it again Kenoh jumped Kiyomiya with a diving footstamp.
Kiyomiya rolled over clutching his neck, and the referee stopped the match. The win by default going to Inamura.
After looming over Kiyomiya, Kenoh kicked the seconds away (Hi69 wisely left the ring, while Nakajima just stared and got a mouthful), and then dangled the microphone over Kiyomiya, who didn’t move.
Kenoh smiled and said, “Hey! GHC Heavyweight Champion, Kaito Kiyomiya! “I am going to change NOAH? I am going to create a new scenery?” Hey! How can you say that you are the GHC Heavyweight Champion, when you have just been defeated by a rookie in the first year of his debut! I say this time and time again, are you sure? Did you anticipate carrying this burden? It is the company…no, it is the anticipation of the the parent company LIDET ENTERTAINMENT, it’s hard to be honest, right? Do you want to live the life of a wrestler who does not have any worries? Okay, Kiyomiya!! November 2nd at Sumo Hall, along with the GHC Heavyweight Championship, I will take away your belt and your burden.”
Then Kenoh addressed the crowd and said, “It looks like I am having a “heart to heart” today, but Hanamatsu assholes, the next time I come back I will be the champion and these guys (THE TOUGH) will be champions too! We will make NOAH’s ring shine like a diamond, because will we return to this ring with a happy ending. I will lead NOAH in the future! From now on, Kongoh will make NOAH shine like a diamond!”
After this, Kiyomiya was stretchered off, with NOAH announcing the next day he had a “cervical sprain”, and were keeping him quiet for a week, plus pulling him from the free show in Kawasaki on October 27th.
In order to sell the injury (and the mystery) Kaito Kiyomiya has gone dark on social media at the time of writing – no posts, no interviews, no news articles except his injury, no nothing. NOAH will probably not even send him out at Sumo Hall to do autographs or the fan club.
The match between them is going to be intense.
ELSEWHERE IN NOAH
~ Akitoshi Saito was on top form during the final dates of the tour, threw Masao Inoue out of the ring and later made him dance!
~ Sadly, Junta Miyawaki has not been able to get either his singles win or his first victory over a senior before Sumo Hall. The fans are watching his progress keenly and saying that he is growing stronger and stronger, and so it won’t be too long now.
~ Kenoh has hinted that he will have new ring wear for Sumo Hall, STINGER may all be wearing white, and God knows what Naomichi Marufuji is going to be coming up with.
~ Eddie Edwards appeared at Korakuen Hall in a video to say that NOAH was always in his heart. Tadasuke also cut a funny video about the RATELS produce (which will also feature a tug-of-war).
~ NOAH announced that Dragon Bane and Hijo de Canis Lupus (Luchadores from IWRG) will be coming to NOAH on 3rd December.
EVENT RECAPS AND POST MATCH INTERVIEWS
Event recap: 13th October, Hyogo
Post match promos: 13th October, Hyogo
Event recap: 14th October, Kanagawa
Post match promos: 14th October, Kanagawa
Event recap: 20th October, Korakuen Hall
Post match promos: 20th October, Korakuen Hall
Event recap: 22nd October, Hamamatsu
Post match promos: 22nd October, Hamamatsu
NEWS
Sumo Hall Update
Riki Choshu (LIDET’S chairman) will be attending Sumo Hall to inaugurate the new GHC National Championship belt, which he will present to the winner of Takashi Sugiura vs Michael Elgin. In addition, Choshu will be doing a signing session. Further details can be found in the link above.
Kenta Kobashi will be in attendance at Sumo Hall to inaugurate the new GHC Heavyweight Championship belt. Kobashi will take the old belt away (which he held as the 6th champion, and for 735 days), and present the new belt to the winner of Kenoh vs Kaito Kiyomiya. NOAH have not announced whether Kobashi will be doing commentary or else signing autographs.
Sadly, Sonico has become injured which means that he will miss Sumo Hall. The card has been changed with Osamu Nishimura taking his place teaming with Hi69 and Junta Miyawaki vs The Sugiura Army (Kazushi Sakuraba, NOSAWA and Hajime Ohara)
Naomichi Marufuji abroad
Naomichi Marufuji came to IMPACT Wrestling’s PPV “Bound For Glory” on October 20th to face Michael Elgin. I haven’t seen the match, but he was defeated by Burning Hammer. After this (and a match the night before where he teamed with Rob Van Dam and Rhyno), he traveled to the CAN-AM Dojo in Windsor, Ontario, Canada where the trainees would take part in a demonstration with one lucky person being bought to NOAH to train and appear in the promotion. While he was at the dojo, Marufuji took a video showing where Kiyomiya had been.
Before heading back to Japan, Marufuji will have a few more matches for IMPACT, taking advantage of Josh Alexander’s challenge on 25th October, and on the 26th October teaming with fellow NOAH wrestler, Eddie Edwards, against The North in Windsor, Ontario.
Global Junior League Returns
NOAH have announced that Global Junior League will return in 2020, at the unusually early date of January (normally it is held in the autumn or early winter), no participants have been announced yet.
CURRENT CHAMPIONS
- GHC Heavyweight Champion: Kaito Kiyomiya
- GHC Junior Champion: HAYATA
- GHC Heavyweight Tag Champions: AXIZ (Go Shiozaki & Katsuhiko Nakajima)
- GHC Junior Tag Champions: STINGER (Kotaro Suzuki & Yoshinari Ogawa)
- GHC National Champion: TBA
- IPW Junior Heavyweight Champion: Atsushi Kotoge*
*This chronology will only be maintained for NOAH wrestlers.
THIS WEEK IN NOAH
Sunday 27th October: Kashiwa Halloween (free event with three matches)
Sunday 27th October: Masa Kitamiya (31)
Saturday 2nd November: “NOAH The BEST”
BROADCASTS
Sunday, October 20th: Korakuen Hall (“Premium Prelude”) ~ Saturday 26th October, Samurai TV
Saturday 2nd November: “NOAH the BEST” (Sumo Hall) ~ Sunday 10th November, G +
LINKS
Shiozaki’s first clash with Beast Fujita
Marufuji enters the world of demons, countermeasures against Great Muta complete
PICTURE CREDITS: NOAH GHC, PKDX
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420 Honor Club!
Can’t go wrong with ROH on a Friday afternoon! But will Dustin Rhodes & The Von Erichs still be World Six Man Tag Champions after facing #MXMTV?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Sammy Guevara VS Lee Johnson w/ Blake Christian; wins.
- Bandido & Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes VS The Infantry; win(s).
- The Frat House VS ???
- Evil Uno & Alex Reynolds VS Jon Cruz & Rosario Grillo; win.
- ROH World Six Man Tag Team Championships: Dustin Rhodes & The Von Erichs VS Johnny TV & MXM Collection; win and
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[Due to scheduling conflicts, coverage will be on delay]
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Andrew’s TNA iMAPCT! & Unbreakable Results & Match Ratings: 4.17.2025
iMPACT is the Pre-Show, Unbreakable is a TNA+ Special! See what happened!

iMPACT! is getting the old Heat treatment as a TV episode pre-show. While nothing about the iMPACT episode seems overly intriguing, they all actually have narrative weight, and since the last two weeks have been devoid of weight and general cohesion…this might be a surprisingly good episode which would serve as a better pre-show than expected.
I’m still mad that it’s a damn Thursday and they want to have 4-5 hours of show because WrestleMania reasons. Even WWE realized doing long shows before workdays was stupid, so NJPW giving them the idea to break Mania into two nights is a boon for everyone over thirty.
Also the main reason I’m doing a joint article. Since Unbreakable starts immediately after iMPACT, I’m not gonna put up back to back articles. One stop shoppin it!
Will @AJFrancis410 be crowned the FIR$T TNA International Champion TONIGHT at #TNAUnbreakable?!
WATCH #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/rT1TusIxJd pic.twitter.com/rxiBn6PxPw
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) April 18, 2025
iMPACT! – Ratings:
- Laredo vs Jason Hotch w/Tasha Steelz: Laredo wins via Laredo Fly – ** 1/4
- Jazmyn Nyxx w/Fatal Influence vs Xia Brookside w/Lei Ying Lee: Xia wins via Small Package – **
- KC Navarro vs Cody Deaner: KC wins via Loaded Fist – **
- Maggie Lee & Heather by Elegance w/Personal Concierge vs Gigi Dolin & Tatum Paxley: Hot Topic Hotties win via Cemetery Drive – ** 1/4
- Jakara Jackson w/Lash Legend vs Dani Luna w/Jody Threat: Dani wins via Luna Landing – ** 1/4
- Leon Slater vs Brian Myers: Myers wins via Roster Cut – ** 1/2
Unbreakable – Quick Ratings:
- Zachary Wentz vs Eric Young vs AJ Francis: Young wins via Piledriver – *** 1/4
- Ace Austin vs Steve Maclin vs Eddie Edwards w/Alisha: Steve Maclin wins via KIA – *** 1/2
- X Division Championship: Moose(c) w/Alisha vs Akeem: Moose wins via Lights Out – Long Squash
- Mustafa Ali & Nemeths vs Hardys & Mike Santana: Jeff Hardy wins via Swanton Bomb – ***
- Kaz & Tessa vs Joe Hendry & Masha: Hendry wins via Standing Ovation – ** 3/4
- Barb Wire Massacre: Sami Callihan vs Mance Warner w/Steph De Lander: Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – ** 1/2
- Inaugural International Championship: AJ Francis vs Steve Maclin vs Eric You: Maclin wins via K.I.A. – *** – TITLE CHANGE!!!
Results:
Laredo vs Jason Hotch w/Tasha Steelz
Laredo starts quick with a Straight Right, Tijeras, a few quick strikes, kicks Hotch out of the ring, wants a Plancha, but Tasha gets in the way to stop Laredo’s offense which gives Hotch an opening. Quick trip, a few chops and a hard Irish Whip has Laredo trying to catch his breath. Hotch tries to go for another Strong Irish Whip but Laredo reverses, two kicks, Flying Neckbreaker into a Missile Dropkick sending Hotch to the outside. Laredo finally pulls off his Suicida, and he’s rolling. Corner Forearm, Uno Mass Corkscrew Moonsaults, but Hotch manages to get away after two. A Snap Jab staggers Laredo, Ali style Outside In Rolling Neckbreaker and Hotch tries to take things to the top. But Laredo counters and Avalanche Michinoku Driver…only for two.
Laredo tries to keep things going, Back Handspring Crossbody, but Hotch catches him, big Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker for two. Hotch looks to the corner and then gets scared because he thinks Santana might strike, Hotch and Tasha argue, Laredo recovers and runs up the corner and hits the Laredo Fly for the win.
If @CodyDeaner can take down @KCwrestles tonight on #TNAiMPACT he punches his ticket Ultimate X at #TNARebellion! @milanmiracle
WATCH #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/rT1TusIxJd pic.twitter.com/T5zqKHVr24
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) April 18, 2025
Jazmyn Nyx w/Fatal Influence vs Xia Brookside w/Lei Ying Lee
Jazmyn and Xia go for a chain wrestling or World of Sport kind of start. Xia even gets out of the Head Scissors with the classic Hand Stand and pop. After a little taunting, Jazmyn tries to charge but Xia loops around for a flash Cradle, Nyx kicks out quick and retreats to her Fatal Influence friends for a breather. Xia catches her with a Dropkick, a few strikes and starts putting things together until Jazmyn catches her in the corner and Snake Eyes Xia the hard way and then starts leaning her into the ropes, a few Leg Sweeps, PK kicks and Jazmyn is in control. Fisherman’s Suplex Hold from Jazmyn but Xia kicks at two. She tries to fight back up but Jazmyn is using her positioning to keep control. Bulldog into the middle buckle, puts Xia between the ropes and lays in a Round Kick to her chest and Xia has been eating offense for the last few minutes. The crowd tries to rally the little British Angel, but Jazmyn lays in some forearms, hits the ropes, Xia ducks and they hit stereo High Kicks to double down for a few moments.
Xia starts to rally, gets a few shots in, Tijeras, Xia tries Angel Wings but Jazmyn moves. Jazmyn tries to stay on her, but a Jawbreaker gives Xia time to go to the corner, Xia hits the Crossbody, Angel Wings, and looks for a DDT or something but Fatal Influence get involved distracting everyone. Lei has Fallon hanled, but Jacy is mouthing off causing Rosemary to come down and make a Mist save. Jazmyn tries to be opportunistic, but Xia blocks her move and hits the Small Package for the win.
Overbooked and timing was a bit shoddy in some spots, but not offensive. Not bad, but not good either.
KC Navarro vs Cody Deaner
This is for a spot in the Ultimate X match. Here’s to hoping the Blessed One beats the hell out of the loser who’s about as over as Herpes. Meaning he never goes away, and he’s unlikable. Anyone that says “Funny Underdogs are needed on shows”, isn’t that like 60% of the roster? No one is funny if everyone tries to be funny. KC however, he’s fucking hilarious and amazing.
KC tries to pay off Deaner and get him to forfeit, Deaner of course does the underdog thing of fighting back, dumb looking punches, goofball corner spot that he lengthens to the put of looking dumb and not funny. Oh thank God KC hits the Spiderman in the ropes, ducks Deaner and 305 gets hit for a near fall. Now KC is rolling, nice quick offense, Snapmare, Front Roll Neck Snap, Stomp into Split into cover for only two. Deaner goes for the comeback, and a few Lariats, Bulldog, and everything looks soo stupid. Deaner puts KC in the Airplane spin, gets dizzy and then goes again, TKO for two.
Navarro tries to powder, Deaner goes after him but the ref gets Deaner off of him since KC was in the ropes, KC wraps his necklace around his knuckles and a quick Jab to the face as Deaner tries to suplex him, 1-2-3, Blessed WIN.
If Deaner was the only doofus guy he’d be fine, but when we have Santino, Arianna, Laredo, KC, Great Hands, Brian Myers, Dango, Alisha, Hendry (while not a doofus isn’t close to serious), Kaz, Elegance Brand (all 3 of them), Ryan Nemeth and those are just off the top of my head. Everyone can’t be silly or no one is silly and nothing matters.
Maggie Lee & Heather by Elegance w/Personal Concierge vs Gigi Dolin & Tatum Paxley
I’m gonna keep any Gigi drooling to a minimum since I respect my boy Wentz, but I will say, you gotta love Hot Topic Hotties. Yes I like walking red flags, I’m self aware, and okay with it.
Maggie and Gigi start, a few quick counters, Gigi manages the Double Hook Cradle for two, then Hot Topic Hotties go tandem with a Dropkick and a Twisting Elbow for another two. Tatum is officially legal, Maggie looks for the tag but Heather wants to push Maggie more. Which is exactly how ASH treated her. Tatum turns it around, Gigi tags in, Poetry Bronco, and then Kawada Kicks from Gigi. Concierge distracts, Maggie grabs her, Heather takes the cheap shot, Suplex from Maggie for two. Heather and Maggie get some offense in together, and Heather is working Gigi over in the heel corner. Unicorn Stampede essentially. Heather goes for a pinfall and its only 2. Heather is getting frustrated, Gigi with an Upkick headscissors, Heather tries to stop the tag out, but eats the Mule Kick.
Tatum starts beating on Heather, rams Heather into Maggie, Cartwheel Peach Sunrise, tags in Gigi, Double Headbutts and Cemetery Drive from the Hot Topic Hotties and everyone wins. Jesus…will never leave this chat, he started it.
Jakara Jackson w/Lash Legend vs Dani Luna w/Jody Threat
Things start a little slow, Collar & Elbow tie up that they won’t relent for a while, Jakara tries to turn it into a Headlock Takeover, but Dani is too strong. Dani gets a few shots in, hops the rope for something but Lash makes her present felt and trips Dani while Jakara distracts the referee. The referee didn’t see anything but ejects Lash anyway. Lash won’t go, tries to intimidate the ref and say no. Jakara keeps things moving against Dani while Lash takes her sweet time slowly walking away. Jakara tries a Roll-Up but Dani too thicc to keep down. Dani fights back up, scoops Jakara and drops her unceremoniously.
Jakara starts laying in a bunch of Falling Knees and gets a quick two, before locking in a Cravat that Dani tries to fight out of. Dani counters out of it, ducks the Line, and they crash into each other with Forearms. The Double Fall Down spot is a little played out and this is only the pre-show really.
Dani levels Jakara with a few Lariats, looks for the Luna Landing, Jakara slips it so Dani comes off the ropes with a Busaiku Knee. Luna wants a Blue Thunder but Jakara gets away until Luna grabs her again for the Rebound Blue Thunder Bomb and a near fall. Luna charges the corner, misses, Jakara hits the Tornado DDT, but only two. Jakara tries to ram Dani’s head into the buckles, but Luna blocks, fires and takes Jakara’s head off, Luna Landing gets his and Dani wins!
Elijah has a promo segment and they have a really Sesame Street style “Walk this Way” words on the screen thing. When they did the bouncing ball lyrics with Ron Killings, it was at least cool. This comes off as corny and low budget public broadcasting crap just for Elijah to announce an open challenge at Rebellion or something. Admittedly I zoned out cause I figured it would be nothing of note.
Leon Slater vs Brian Myers
Myers and Slater start in a shoving match jawing at each other, and then Leon lays in a Shoulder Tackle off the ropes, some jumping crap and Myers is getting bounced from corner to corner like a dork. Leon tries to continue the Around the World but a punch, Thrust Kick and Irish Whip across the ring gives him some confidence, but he eats the Feint Mule Kick, Back Handspring Back Elbow…and again System matches are “look stupid and get beat up for 70% of the match until a shortcut can be taken”. Speaking of short cuts, Leon goes for his Corner Leap, Myers guards from it, Leon repositions but gets tripped and eats a Spear. Then…we go to commercial.
Coming out of the commercials Myers is still in control. Leon slips out of a suplex and then connects with a flurry of offense, Myers eats more kicks than I can count, powders, Leon does his corner post leap, comes in and looks to win but an Implant DDT, dick kick and Roster Cut gives Myers the win.
Overall iMPACT! Rating: 5/10
Nothing special but at least it made some sense and was a better than the last few episodes. Low bar comparatively. Now immediately onto Unbreakable! So because this is a long night, I figured I’d do a Watch A Long with Mat Sarpraicone over on Dirt Sheet Radio because I have zero faith in Unbreakable being worth the 2-3 hours it will take to watch it.
So you’ll get quick results with ratings and an overall thoughts at the end of Unbreakable from me, because it’s late and I needed something to keep me awake.
Overall Unbreakable Rating: 4.5/10
The iMPACT! episode was easier to watch and digest, three Triple Threats is too many and the Main Event being a slow paced triple threat after a Barb Wire match and a bunch of faster matches really doesn’t resonate well with fans. Even though I didn’t love the Sami vs Mance match, ending on carnage and the “babyface” winning would’ve been a much better way to send the crowd home happy and we wouldn’t have needed so much time fill during the last hour of the show.
Maclin being the inaugural International Champion is cool, setting up the first defense against Eric Young is good for their story, so most of the marks were hit. It just was too damn slow and had no business being a main event. Champions vs Challengers was okay, but it only really picked up when Masha and Tessa were mixing it up. I liked Moose having the extended squash match for shits and giggles, but two Triples back to back to open the show is an easy way to burn out a crowd. Sure the Moose match was an extended piss break to recharge the crowd, but the card was just laid out awkwardly and things felt like far more of a chore than they should have.
All in all this was a very lame event. Yes I get it was purely stop gap to take advantage of WrestleMania weekend, but with Rebellion next week, we all knew it wasn’t gonna shake things up too much. But hot damn was I about to fall asleep if I wasn’t doing the watch-a-long to not pass out.
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WEDNESDAY - The Greg DeMarco Show (wrestling)
THURSDAY - Keeping the news ridiculous... The Oddity / Chairshot NFL (NFL)
FRIDAY - DWI Podcast (Drunk Wrestling Intellect)
SATURDAY - The Mindless Wrestling Podcast
SUNDAY - The Front and Center Sports Podcast
CHAIRSHOT RADIO NETWORK PODCAST SPECIALS
Attitude Of Aggression Podcast & The Big Five Project (chronologically exploring WWE's PPV/PLE history)
TheChairshot.com PRESENTS...IMMEDIATE POST WWE PLE REACTIONS w/ DJ(Mindless), Tunney(DWI) & Friends
Patrick O'Dowd's 5X5
Classic POD is WAR
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