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Andrew’s Ratings & Analysis: NOAH Global Jr League Day 9 1.30.2020

Pro Wrestling NOAH brings us the Finals of the Global Junior League hot off the news of new ownership!

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Pro Wrestling NOAH brings us the Finals of the Global Junior League hot off the news of new ownership!

So Pro Wrestling NOAH is now owned by CyberAgent, which is the parent company of DDT. This means, that DDT’s streaming site, DDT Universe, had the show available for free!

Does this mean NOAH will stream under the DDT Universe banner? No clue yet. But I’m not gonna look a gift horse in the mouth, ya know.

The major draw to this show is the Semi-Finals and Finals of the Global Junior League. The Junior Champion is still in the running, so we could still have on of those champion picks opponents situations.

Also it shouldn’t be overlooked that this will be Quiet Storm’s last NOAH match, as a member of the roster. His contract expires, so from here on out, he is a Freelancer.

Time to get to the show!

Ratings:

  • El Hijo de Dr Wagner Jr vs Kinya Okada: Hijo wins via Wagner Driver @6:00 – **
  • Stinger (Atsushi Kotoge, Kotaro Suzuki & Chris Ridgeway) vs RATEL’S (YO-HEY, HAYATA & Tadasuke): YO-HEY wins via Double Leg Cradle @10:30 – ** 3/4
  • 50 Funky Powers (Mohammed Yone & Quiet Storm) vs Dark Agents Return (Akitoshi Saito & Masao Inoue): Funky Powers win via Funky Buster Bomb @11:35 – ***
  • GJL Semi-Finals: Daisuke Harada vs Hajime Ohara: Harada wins via Katayama German Suplex Hold @15:45 – ****
  • GJL Semi-Finals: Yoshinari Ogawa vs Dick Togo: Togo wins via Crossface @8:30 – *** 1/4
  • KONGOH (Yoshiki Inamura, Masa Kitamiya, Nio, Hao & Kenoh) vs Junta Miyawaki, Minoru Tanaka, Kaito Kiyomiya, Hitoshi Kumano & Naomichi Marufuji: Kenoh wins via Double Footstomp @19:15 – *** 1/2
  • Sugiura-gun (Hideki Suzuki, Kazuyuki Fujita & Takashi Suguira) vs AXIZ (Go Shiozaki & Katsuhiko Nakajima) & Shuhei Taniguchi: Fujita wins via Sleeper Hold @18:55 – *** 3/4
  • GJL Finals: Dick Togo vs Daisuke Harada: Harada wins via Katayama German Suplex Hold @19:45 – **** 3/4

Analysis:

El Hijo de Dr Wagner Jr vs Kinya Okada –  Decently competitive match for the young Okada. Wagner gets a solid win with decent enough crowd support. Okada had a few fire up spots, but never really stood a chance. It was interesting to see Hijo win with the Wagner Driver and not his usual moonsault. Solid opening match.

Stinger (Atsushi Kotoge, Kotaro Suzuki & Chris Ridgeway) vs RATEL’S (YO-HEY, HAYATA & Tadasuke) –  YO-HEY seems to have a very vocal group of female fans at the show today as he starts the match off with Kotaro. A lot of good work and the continued Stinger versus RATEL’S storyline is great. YO-HEY hits Ganmen G, or he thinks he does, but Kotoge rolls through it and gets him set up for a Styles Clash, but HAYATA slides in, Superkicks Kotoge and YO-HEY turns it into a cradle pinfall victory.

Post match, YO-HEY is poking a little fun at Kotoge and Suzuki since they are Junior Tag Champions, basically claiming they should get a shot since YO-HEY got the pinfall. Suzuki seems to not feel it’s earned just yet, but the RATEL’S team heads to the back grinning.

50 Funky Powers (Mohammed Yone & Quiet Storm) vs Dark Agents Return (Akitoshi Saito & Masao Inoue) –  In what is Quiet Storm’s last match before he becomes a Freelancer, he pairs up with Yone one last time. This was a solidly competitive match, with comedy elements thanks to Inoue, and nice signature spots. What it lacked in actual in-ring workrate it made up for in fun and if you knew of Quiet Storm’s NOAH farewell, it made it a little more special. Nothing fantastic, but a very appropriate match for the two teams.

GJL Semi-Finals: Daisuke Harada vs Hajime Ohara – The match starts off slowly with both men trying to get early mat advantages, but that’s more Ohara’s wheelhouse than Harada’s. After the referee gets clipped during a kick out, Ohara tries to focus on the back. Backbreakers, Modified Romero Special, Gory Backbreaker, Emerald Flowsion, wonderful focus on a body part.

Thinking he’s done enough, Ohara calls for the Muy Bien, but Harada is able to crawl to the ropes. Harada starts trying to swing the momentum after an Electric Chair Quesadora Roll and Hurricanrana buy him some time. After a heavy lariat, Ohara kicks out at one, a quick grapple counter turns into Harada hitting a Tombstone, Ohara trying to counter with a Rolling Head and Arm cradle, but Harada gets the advantage, hits the Knee Lift and Katayama German Suplex Hold. Damn good match.

GJL Semi-Finals: Yoshinari Ogawa vs Dick Togo – It is kinda interesting to hear the entrance songs, since many are usually muted during NOAH shows. Dick Togo coming out to Insane in the Membrane, is tremendous. The match itself was interesting since there was a lot of time spent utilizing mat wrestling. Definitely showed two technically proficient veterans who didn’t need to rely on the flash to make an engaging match. Lots of counter holds, submission maneuvering and trying to just out think the other person. Cerebral, but not slow. Showcased a much different style than then the previous League match.

KONGOH (Yoshiki Inamura, Masa Kitamiya, Nio, Hao & Kenoh) vs Junta Miyawaki, Minoru Tanaka, Kaito Kiyomiya, Hitoshi Kumano & Naomichi Marufuji – Marufuji spent an early portion of the match picking on Hao, perhaps this is continuing his vendetta against the Junior Division, or maybe Hao is just a geek. Kenoh takes a few open shots at Kaito, when Kaito wants to show a bit of arrogance with the Boston Crab in the enemy corner. Hao tries to knock Marufuji off the apron with a Running Dropkick, but Marufuji drops off the apron and Hao looks like a geek again. Thankfully for KONGOH, they are a very fluid faction. Once Kenoh got in and had proper time with Kaito, we saw him orchestrate numerous moments where his faction won in tandem spots and  momentum swings. Kaito managed to tag out to Junta (the Young Boy on the team) and despite a valiant effort, Kenoh makes an example out of him, stopping the pinfall after a PK, just so he can Double Footstomp to send a message. Really good multiman match with plenty of subtext and little feuds to pull at.

Sugiura-gun (Hideki Suzuki, Kazuyuki Fujita & Takashi Suguira) vs AXIZ (Go Shiozaki & Katsuhiko Nakajima) & Shuhei Taniguchi –  This told a hell of a story. Shuhei and Sugiura were kind of along for the ride since they already had a match, just work really well together. But Fujita went after Shiozaki and Suzuki seems interested in Nakajima. Every opportunity that Fujita got to go against the new champion, he met with a smile and a slap. Great striking, great outside spots to add to insult and just a great set up match. Hell, the crowd even seemed to appreciate Fujita and his challenge.

Fujita will challenge Shiozaki for the GHC Heavyweight, Suzuki didn’t want to be left out, so he challenged Nakajima and Kaito Kiyomiya stormed the ring to challenge Takashi Sugiura for the GHC National title. Lots of big matches made, right before the Global Junior League Finals!

GJL Finals: Dick Togo vs Daisuke Harada –  This was amazing. Harada came out of the gates with the John Woo Dropkick and the Katayama German Suplex, but Togo kicked out. Harada had the game plan to end it quickly, but Togo still had more in the tank. A little bit of brawling starts to go Togo’s way and he lays into Harada utilizing submissions to take the younger wrestlers legs out, as well as even going to the Crossface, but the Harada gets to the ropes. The fact that we had multiple uses of the finisher they used to get to the finals, and visible kick outs or breaks, was a great way to link the story of the tournament. They both went above and beyond pulling off multiple variations of signature moves to try and get the victory. Avalanche Pedigree from Togo nearly pulled it off, but Harada remained resilient. It took back to back Katayama German Suplex Holds, and a grand total of 4 (one Harada lost the bridge because he was selling the worked over knee). Just a beautiful match.

 

Overall Show: 8.75/10

The CyberAgent debut show, if we want to call it that, was amazing. No bad moments, great ring work, a few comedy spots early, a seemingly warm understanding of Quiet Storm’s status and Junior League matches were tremendous.

We saw most of the major belts have challengers sorted out, Marufuji may see another run in the junior division since he butts heads with Daisuke Harada and his treatment of Hao could be a sign. Kazuyuki Fujita challenging Go Shiozaki is interesting since Fujita has a reputation that doesn’t really lend well to him doing the honors. Hopefully Shiozaki’s reign isn’t cut short, but you never know.

Also let’s not forget that Hideki Suzuki challenged Katsuhiko Nakajima for a special singles match, that hopefully, Nakajima can win or at least draw. Nakajima needs a higher profile victory for a few reasons. Losses to Shiozaki and Elgin make him look a little outclassed, especially when he’s Wrestle-1 Champion (if he likes it or not); it would be a bad look to have a champion and main event contender just look second best against all the named talent.

Either way, great event, I really liked how the semi-final matches played into the finals since it was all so close and fresh to the viewer. Easily one of the better shows of the fledgling year.

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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 6.19.25

Are we going to start trending upwards with Slammiversary to build toward?

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Last week’s episode was lacking in ring work but had decent story moments and segments. Starting the build to Slammiversary we can either launch nicely or things can always get worse. Jason Hotch and KC Navarro are the real shining stars of the last few months, so lets hope once they get over this Leon Slater idiot ship, they can push X Division wrestlers with actual talent for pro wrestling and not just flippy charisma vacuums.

Oh and let’s not forget, it is the episode they celebrate the 23rd anniversary of TNA! TWENTY – THREE!! Somewhere PCO hates this.

Ratings:

  • Sami Callihan vs Eric Young w/Losers: EY wins via Piledriver – ** 3/4
  • Lei Ying Lee & Masha Slamovich vs The Elegance Clique w/M & Personal Concierge: Elegantos win via Rarefied Air – ***
  • Eddie Edwards & JDC w/Alisha & Brian Myers vs Matt Cardona & Home Town Man: HTM wins via Cradle – *
  • Champion’s Challenge: The Rascalz, Joe Hendry, Leon Slater & Elijah vs The Kaiba Boys, Moose, Steve Maclin & Trick Williams: Elijah wins via Highwayman’s Farewell – ***

 

Results:

Sami Callihan vs Eric Young w/Losers

Sami knocks them all off the apron before the bell rings, he levels the loser children, finds a chair, attacks EY but EY counters and this is the excuse to use weapons since the bell didn’t ring yet. EY tries to break Sami’s hand on the steps with the chair, but Sami moves, throws EY back in the ring, bell rings and EY hits a Belly to Belly suplex for two. They slug it out, Sami goes for Headbutts, then Sami wants to run the ropes but a loser trips him, distracts long enough for EY to knock him out of the ring and loser children swarm as loser children do. EY does the classic, throw back out for losers to attack while EY grabs and distracts the ref. Sami is selling a few lame attacks from the losers like he got shot. It’s an excessive sell, so it’s honestly a dumb transitional moment.

EY levels Sami, Lariat into Scoop Slam, looks for the Macho Elbow but Sami hits the ropes to crotch EY. Sami Superplex time, but EY bites the face to make Sami drop, EY jumps at him but eats a straight right hand. Cactus Driver, but no, EY tries his Piledriver…they both gouge eyes at the same time, Sami catches an EY charge into a Flatliner as they’re both down…for…reasons? The selling in this match seems…poorly timed and kinda stupid. Hard Irish Whip, EY Flair Flips the corner, levels Sami, Macho Elbow for 2.9! EY threatens to hit the ref, but then goes to mad dog commentary. EY then wants to attack fans…he’s more unhinged than World Elite EY. Sami gives him the old Dick Twist into a Stunner but only for two! Losers try to distract, first one gets taken out, second one uses a chair, EY hits the Piledriver on Sami, EY wins.

I feel like this is gonna continue for a few weeks since it wasn’t a clean win. 

Mustafa Ali’s group comes out, and I refuse to say the name because it’s dumb and they’re already fraying at the seams. Ali wants an apology session, Tasha and Hotch apologize to him but Skyler bites back and refuses, even shoved Ali. So Ali challenges him to a “Call to Arms” match. What in the hell is a Call to Arms match? 

Lei Ying Lee & Masha Slamovich vs The Elegance Clique w/M & Personal Concierge

ASH does her borderline racist fake karate before Lei stares her down and tags in Heather. Heather avoids Lei, Lei throws a few Tornado Kicks to make a point and Heather tags out. Heather being 4’8″ helps her here. Concierge says “There’s no Karate in wrestling”. ASH, Lei and Masha are in the ring, ASH is trying to decide who she wants to face, but the Concierge google translated it and hands it to ASH, before the face team rocks ASH. Masha lifts up Lei and Lei does the Liu Kang Bicycle Kick, steering more into her Mortal Kombat aesthetic. Senton off the apron from Lei and Masha dives into the pile, the comedy heels are getting leveled. We go to commercial and come back with Lei getting Double Teamed but she spins it into a weird Neckbreaker..but can’t tag out just yet. Lei blocks Heather, Enzuigiri, simultaneous tag, Masha is Yakuza kicks for all and the 2 for 1 Lariat/DDT special. Near fall, but Masha goes for murder, but Heather breaks it, Rocket Launcher/Code Breaker from Elegance but Lei breaks up the pin. ASH tries to intimidate Lei with her fake Karate before throwing her out of the ring. Heather hits Lei with a handful of Glitter and then bounces her face off the post. Masha tries to stop ASH, Kelly’s music distracts Masha, Rarefied Air gives ASH the win.

Santino comes out and GOD DAMMIT no one wants to see Tommy Dreamer fight Mance Warner…that’s a useless thing. Pivot away…no one wants this. Oh no, now we have to listen to Steph talk too. Okay it seems to be a pivot, thankfully. Steph and Mance talk shit, Dreamer says something about Something is gonna happen…and Jake Something comes out. So…I guess we’re gonna build him up for 2 months and then job him out for 6 before he fucks off to his home galaxy or whatever? 

Really wish Indi just opened with the Billy Butcher classic of, “Oi Cunt!” – but this wasn’t bad. 

Eddie Edwards & JDC w/Alisha & Brian Myers vs Matt Cardona & Home Town Man

I hate… Cardona so much more now. Heel reasons for Cardona…go away heat for Deaner.

JDC wants the Home Town Man to start…and Deaner does his stupid Flip Flop and Fly, Cardona tags in, JDC is eating some offense, Cardona wants the Reboot, JDC powders, Cardona Dives but then Lish and the general numbers catch up to Cardona. Eddie is legal, and now they isolate Cardona with some decent tandem work and isolation. This turns into kind of a schmoz, lots of silly spots, near falls and then Home Town doofus gets the cradle pinfall on Eddie.

Whenever Deaner is involved I can’t be asked to care. The System beats Cardona and Deaner down, but Eddie did eat a pin. Which is embarrassing not even for work reasons, like it’s just sad.

Champion’s Challenge: The Rascalz, Joe Hendry, Leon Slater & Elijah vs The Kaiba Boys, Moose, Steve Maclin & Trick Williams

Elijah and Nic start things off, slow push off, arm wring, top wristlock, simple chain wrestling start. Nic breaks the chain and hits a Dropkick, Elijah runs the ropes and hits a Diving Lariat and starts the Rope Walk. Nic seems far to awake and alert for that move then, I hate how people pull that off too early. Wentz gets tagged in, Nic tags in Maclin who wasn’t looking for a tag, but him and Wentz have a nice clash, Trey tags in, they try to double him, but they pause and look at each other. Maclin asks for a tag, no one tags him so he Chops Ryan to tag him in and throws him in.

The little nod to Maclin and Rascalz history and the fact the faces realize Maclin isn’t a piece of shit. A little MCMG homage tandem attacks on Ryan, Wentz punctuates with the Handspring Knee Lift, Ryan tags out to Trick. Trick and Wentz go back and forth, Rascalz have Trick eating offense, Moose tries to slow things down, both Trick and Moose powder, Rascalz Double Golden Triangle Moonsaults. Trey gets tripped by Nic, Moose hits Lights Out, but there’s no referee so it’s a little chaotic.

Out of the commercial things are controlled kinda and we see a simultaneous tag to Moose and Leon. Leon comes out hot, level Moose with a Leg Lariat, attacks Nic Nemeth, attacks Ryan, and then Moose hits Leon with the Stun Gun. Moose looks to tag in Maclin but Maclin jumps off the apron. Trick takes the tag, keeps control, Trick forcibly tags in Maclin but Ryan tags himself in and pulls Leon to the Champions’ corner, Nic tags in and isolates Leon, with the Kaibas quick tagging and keeping Leon down.

Moose tags in, tries to Suplex Leon about four times but Leon stops it then counters the Suplex. Moose tries to cut him off, but the Champions distract the ref so the ref can’t see Leon tag out. Nic and Moose doubling up and Leon is the bump guy of this last portion of the match. Big Uranage from Moose…Moose looks for Lights Out but Small Package almost ruined things, Body Scissors Cradle, GAME CHANGER! Moose looks to hit a Jacknife Powerbomb but Leon turns it into a DDT. Maclin and Ryan start fighting, Nic Superkicks Maclin, Hendry and Nic tag in, Hendry is a house of fire. Sack of Shits for everyone! Nic, Ryan, there’s a pause when Hendry is face to face with Trick and Trick gets Uppercuts first then Sack of Shit! Standing Ovation on Nic, but Ryan blocks, Kaibas try a tandem attack but Hendry Lariats them both. Elijah tags in and is the maestro of the crowd and chopping Ryan to some fun. Ryan goes for a Polish Hammer but eats the Knee Lift. Signature spam time…

Ryan tries to use the International title but Maclin grabs the title away from Ryan, clocks Nic, Standing Ovation into the Highwayman’s Farewell. Champions lose!

Overall Score: 4/10

Well this was a rough one boys and girls. Sami and EY was just an overbooked shitshow, Lei Ying Lee is unfortunately in a spot where it’s obvious TNA has no clue how to use her, the Elegantos are the New Beautiful People, and I’m not mad at that. But you need to space out your goofball crap. You can’t have Elegance Clique, Home Town Moron and Santino in 3 consecutive segments. And if anyone goes “it was 3 out of 4” that’s doesn’t lessen my point, the beauty of Pro Wrestling being a variety show is…FOR VARIETY! When the lead match feels stupid because of bad pacing, poor selling and overbooking with two losers, it feels like a useless match with idiots, then comedy, followed by more comedy…you see how that’s literally NOT VARIETY.

Figure it out seriously. This was a disappointing episode. If you’re a casual viewer than it’s just chalk for TNA doing cringe and borderline goof crap since they’ve always steered a little more into the carny than other companies. But this show was…where’s Jisoo and Jenny? I feel like I need that gif:

two women standing in a kitchen with the words not bad but not good on the bottom

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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (6/19/25)

Rumble, Bad Man, Rumble!

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Run Or Hide, The Infantry’s Outside!

Shane Taylor & Lee Moriarty in one match, The Infantry in another, will Shane Taylor Promotions finally take control of ROH?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Pure Rules Match: Deonna Purrazzo VS Marti Belle; wins.
  • Lance Archer VS Aaron Solo; wins.
  • Miyu Yamashita VS ???
  • Shane Taylor & Lee Moriarty VS ???
  • 8 Man Tag: The Infantry & Grizzled Young Veterans VS The Kingdom & Top Flight; win.

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