AEW Coverage
Mitchell’s AEW Dark Results & Report! (5/26/20)
Dark’s doubled down again!
Dark is big and bold once again!
In the aftermath of Double or Nothing, Dark is going big again! Debuts and first-time-ever matches up and down the card, who comes out ahead?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- The Natural Nightmares VS The Beaver Boys; The Natural Nightmares win.
- Brandon Cutler VS Michael Nakazawa; Nakazawa wins.
- Jungle Boy w/ Jurassic Express VS Peter Avalon w/ Leva Bates; Jungle Boy wins.
- Christopher Daniels VS Serpentico; Daniels wins.
- Sonny Kiss & Joey Janela VS John Skyler & Brady Pierce; Kiss & Janela win.
- The Superbad Squad VS Tony Donati & Faboo Andre; The Superbad Squad wins.
- Wardlow w/ MJF VS Mr. Grim; Wardlow wins.
- Colt Cabana VS Lee Johnson; Cabana wins.
- Penelope Ford w/ Kip Sabian VS KiLynn King; Ford wins.
- Best Friends VS Alan Angels & Shawn Dean; Best Friends win.
PLAY BY PLAY
The Natural Nightmares VS The Beaver Boys!
Dustin Rhodes had a successful return to the ring at Double or Nothing, and now he and QT Marshall work to get back on track together! Will they take care of John Silver and Alex Reynolds to add onto the Dark Order’s woes?
The teams sort out and QT starts with Reynolds. They circle and tie up, and Reynolds wrenches to a wristlock. QT rolls, handsprings and wrenches back to then tag in Dustin. The Nightmares body shot and double Russian leg sweep! Dustin drags Reynolds up but Reynolds knees low. Reynolds runs but into an arm-drag! Dustin brings Reynolds up to hammerlock and ram him into buckles! Dustin uppercuts Reynolds and brings him to the corner. Tag to QT, Dustin whips and QT hits a body shot. Dustin adds a knee lift, and QT tops it off with a corkscrew senton! But wait, who is that in the crowd? Allie has returned, and she’s biting a green apple. QT shakes that off to rally on Reynolds but Reynolds throws him out. QT climbs up and hits an ax handle on Reynolds! In fact, Allie with an apple might be motivating QT here. QT hops out of the ring to look at Allie, now she’s being a distraction.
Brandi wants QT to get back in this, and Silver tags in. Silver leaps from the apron to clobber QT! Dustin comes over but the ref keeps him back. Silver puts QT in the ring, cover, ONE! Silver drags QT up but QT uppercuts! QT whips, Silver dodges and runs to BLAST QT with an uppercut! Cover, ONE, but Silver tags Reynolds. The Beaver Boys mug QT and stomp away. The ref counts, Reynolds grinds his forearms in but stops at 4. QT hits back but Reynolds snapmares and clubs QT on the back. QT forearms but Reynolds holds onto an arm. Reynolds hammerlocks and lariats! Cover, TWO! Reynolds drags QT up to bump him off buckles. Tag to Silver but QT fights them both off! Reynolds whips and pops QT up for Silver to DECK him! Cover, TWO!! Silver grows frustrated but Allie seems intrigued.
Silver gives QT stiff kicks to the chest, but QT pushes him back. Silver kicks more but QT eggs him on! QT catches the kick for an EXPLODER! Reynolds tags in and grabs QT before he can get to Dustin! But QT ducks the clothesline to tag in Dustin! Dustin rallies on Reynolds, whips but Reynolds revers. “Not today!” Rhodes uppercut! Dustin DECKS Silver then atomic drops Reynolds. BULLDOG! Silver rushes in but into the spinning powerslam! Dustin tells Silver to get out and then goes after Reynolds. Reynolds knees low and throws forearms. QT tags in as Reynolds whips Dustin. Dustin hits a DESTROYER! QT CUTTER! Cover, the Natural Nightmares win!
Winners: The Natural Nightmares, by pinfall
Allie blows a kiss to QT, and QT seems hypnotized. Will the Natural Nightmares be able to focus with a femme fatale hanging around?
Brandon Cutler VS Michael Nakazawa!
The Dungeon Master returns to the ring! Can he finally get the critical hit he’s been after? Or will he roll right into another pitfall?
The bell rings and the two circle. Nakazawa and Cutler tie up, and Cutler headlocks. Cutler shifts to a waistlock but Nakazawa says no no. He wants his oil but the ref takes it away! No oil for Nakazawa! But Nakazawa has a spare! Cutler makes sure to get rid of that, too, but then Nakazawa rolls Cutler! TWO, but Nakazawa goes to backslide. TWO but barely! The two stand up, Nakazawa cradles, TWO! Cutler swings but Nakazawa dodges and gets around to waistlock. Cutler bucks Nakazawa off and jumps out to springboard back in! Cutler hits Nakazawa with a flying forearm! Cover, TWO! Cutler stomps Nakazawa to the ropes then brings him up. Cutler wrenches and Russian leg sweeps! He runs and springboards to elbow drop! Cover, TWO!
Cutler drags Nakazawa up for forearms but Nakazawa gives them back. Cutler haymakers but Nakazawa fires off forearms. Nakazawa runs, ducks and SPEARS! Cutler and Nakazawa go to opposite ends and Nakazawa runs in. Cutler slips out and roundhouses back! Then slingshots to enziguri! Cover, TWO! Cutler grows frustrated as he brings Nakazawa up again. Nakazawa blocks the suplex, clubs away then goes for bottles of oil. But he has none! Cutler rushes in but Nakazawa kicks first. Cutler suplexes Nakazawa first! Cover, TWO! Cutler stalks Nakazawa to the corner and throws haymakers! Nakazawa turns things around to CHOP away! Cutler turns things back to CHOP in return! Cutler clobbers with a haymaker but Nakazawa rams his shoulder in. Nakazawa wrenches and whips Cutler corner to corner. Nakazawa back elbows and whips back the other way. Cutler boots back then throws kicks!
Cutler kicks low and has Nakazawa down. He hops up and leaps, SWANTON! Cover, TWO!! Cutler can’t believe it, and now he’s furious. Cutler drags Nakazawa up to a torture rack and carries Nakazawa around. He DUMPS Nakazawa to the ramp! Cutler scoops and slams Nakazawa on the ramp, then goes back to the ring with a grin. The ring count starts, but Cutler springboard ELBOWS on Nakazawa’s back! Nakazawa flounders off the ramp and to the floor but Cutler stalks behind him. Cutler scoops and slams Nakazawa on the floor! Cutler’s frustration is becoming a vicious edge as he scoops again. Nakazawa slips out and RAMS Cutler into the barriers! Nakazawa gets in the ring as the count is at 9! Cutler hurries back but the count hits 10!! Cutler’s been counted out!
Winner: Michael Nakazawa, by count out
Nakazawa not only denies Cutler his first victory in AEW, Cutler is the first person to lose by count out in AEW! This is not the historic distinction anyone wants, but what is Cutler to do about this? “Shh…!” The Librarians are here! And Peter Avalon laughs at Cutler! “Wow! Again!” Cutler sucks! That’s 0-13 or something, right? Cutler is the worst wrestler in AEW. Cutler snatches the mic from Avalon and says that he can read Avalon like a book. Avalon is afraid Cutler will get a win before him. Avalon is afraid Cutler will leave Avalon behind as THE worst wrestler in AEW. Oh is that so? Well then, Avalon will take his match right now. Watch him get his first W! Will the Librarian have to eat his words? Cutler joins commentary just so he can see this for himself.
Taz lets Cutler know that he feels there was controversy. Cutler was half in but the ref was the one who made the decision. Excalibur says Cutler could’ve been a bit better about finishing Nakazawa sooner, but he wasted quite a bit of time. Cutler shrugs all that off and says the only way he can get a win is in his next match. For now, on to Avalon’s put up or shut up match!
Jungle Boy w/ Jurassic Express VS Peter Avalon w/ Leva Bates!
Jungle Jack Perry gave Maxwell Jacob Friedman everything he had in his arsenal, but it just wasn’t enough. Will JB be able to redeem himself and silence the winless Librarian?
The bell rings and Avalon circles with JB. They tie up and Avalon wrenches to a wristlock. Avalon yanks on the arm but JB handsprings through to reverse. Avalon also handsprings and shifts to a hammerlock. JB rolls, handsprings and kips up to CHOP! JB wrenches to a wristlock but Avalon spins through to ROCK JB with a right! Avalon headlocks, JB powers out but Avalon rolls over. JB handsprings to headlock takeover, but Avalon headscissors. JB hops up and around to handspring free and slides under to waistlock and slam! Things speed up again, JB huricanranas Avalon! JB wristlocks and CHOPS Avalon, then goes to the ropes to acrobatically triangle arm-drag Avalon away, to then dropkick him down! Avalon bails out while JB high-fives Luchasaurus and Marko Stunt.
JB builds speed but Avalon gets clear of the dive. Avalon laughs and hushes the cameras, but JB cuts him off at the pass. Avalon goes the other way, but runs into Luchasaurus! Luchasaurus doesn’t even budge from that. Stunt comes around to floss on ’em, and that just annoys Avalon. Avalon shoves Stunt so JB shoves Avalon! The shoving continues but Leva steps in to stop it. Things calm down, until Avalon POSTS JB! Leva is just as upset with Avalon about that but Avalon puts JB in the ring. Cover, ONE! Avalon drops knees on JB over and over then drags him up. Avalon suplexes JB high and hard then covers, TWO! Avalon grits his teeth but JB hits back. Avalon clubs JB down and bumps him off buckles. Avalon throws body shots but the ref backs him off. Avalon runs back in but JB dodges and rolls him up! TWO, but JB tries another, TWO! JB runs into Avalon’s leg lariat! Cover, TWO!
Avalon grows frustrated and drags JB into a headscissor squeeze. Stunt rallies for JB and JB gets the ropebreak with his legs. Avalon hammers away on JB before letting go at 4. Avalon stomps JB to a corner and stomps him more. The ref counts but Avalon grinds his boots in. Avalon stops at 4 and talks trash to Luchasaurus, but JB kicks back! JB CHOPS and forearms but Avalon scoops and slams! Avalon climbs up to MOONSAULT but he FLOPS! Leva is disappointed as Avalon runs into an elbow! JB ROCKS Avalon, then uppercuts and whips. Avalon reverses but JB LARIATS! Stunt fires up with JB as he drags Avalon up. JB fireman’s carries but Avalon slips off to BOOT! Avalon reels JB in to suplex but JB gets to the apron. JB shoulders in then slingshots up and around to DDT! Cover, TWO!! Avalon toughs it out because he really wants this first win.
JB drags Avalon by his legs but Avalon grabs hair for a cradle counter! TWO and Avalon fireman’s carries for a flapjack! Running sliding COMPLETE SHOT! Avalon runs and MARTI-KNEES! Cover, TWO!?! Avalon can’t believe it but Leva coaches him up. Avalon calls Leva up and she has a book. JB grabs Avalon, Avalon switches to an O’Conner, TWO and Avalon almost collides with Leva! But as Leva falls back, Luchasaurus is there to catch her on his shoulders! Stunt is on the apron to give Leva a big ol’ kiss! Avalon swipes at Stunt, JB swipes at Avalon. Avalon whips, JB reverses but Avalon sunset flips! But JB slips through and figure fours the legs! JB rolls Avalon over, this isn’t an STF but an SGS! Avalon taps, JB wins!
Winner: Jungle Boy, by submission
Leva is speechless and Avalon is still winless! Has JB’s arsenal grown even stronger with that new leg lock? And who between Cutler and Avalon will be first to get their first win in AEW?
Christopher Daniels VS Serpentico!
The Fallen Angel fell to The Exalted One but there’s always the next match. Will Daniels get back on track against the #SNAKEMAN?
The bell rings and Daniels ties up with Serpentico. Serpentico wrenches and wristlocks but Daniels drops down to drop toehold. Daniels gets a headlock and shifts around to a wristlock and wrench. Serpentico gets up, reaches for ropes but Daniels keeps him away. Serpentico rolls, kips up and wrenches back. Serpentico hammerlocks but Daniels headlocks to a takeover. Serpentico headscissors but Daniels pops out. Serpentico headlocks and grinds Daniels down but Daniels powers out. Serpentico runs Daniels over and things speed up. Daniels arm-drags and has Serpentico down in an armlock. Daniels leans on the arm but Serpentico gets up and whips back. Daniels slides under and arm-drags Serpentico again! Serpentico again works his way up and throws forearms to get free.
Serpentico knees Daniels to a corner then throws body shots. He whips but Daniels reverses. Serpentico goes up and over but runs into a dropkick! Daniels throws forearms and whips Serpentico to back drop him high and hard! Serpentico crawls but Daniels brings him up for an EXPLODER! Daniels drags Serpentico up and underhooks, but Serpentico powers Daniels into a corner! Serpentico rams his shoulders in then CHOPS! He whips Daniels out then back in, then just throws Daniels down! Serpentico goes to the apron to slingshot and STOMP! Cover, TWO! Daniels gets to ropes but Serpentico throws hands. Serpentico CHOPS Daniels against ropes then whips. Daniels kicks back then hits an STO! Daniels throws jabs and whips Serpentico again, for a tilt-o-whirl backbreaker! Daniels says it’s time to finish this, URENAGE and to the corner… BEST MOONSAULT EVER! Cover, Daniels wins!
Winner: Christopher Daniels, by pinfall
Daniels is back up and is ready to prove he’s as good as ever! Will he and the rest of SCU move up the rankings together?
Sonny Kiss & Joey Janela VS John Skyler & Brady Pierce!
The Concrete Rose and the Bad Boy team up again, but will The Southern Savior and The Inspiration ruin the reunion?
The teams sort out and we start with Pierce and Kiss. Pierce towers over Kiss as they tie up and Pierce powers Kiss back to the corner. Pierce backs off and Kiss ROCKS him with a right! Kiss whips but Pierce goes up and over! Kiss comes back to spin and mule kick, then boot to the splits! Pierce staggers and Kiss wrenches an arm. Janela tags in and hops up to drop ax handles on an arm. Janela wrenches Pierce but Pierce knees low. Pierce whips Janela but Janela runs him over with an elbow! Janela runs to drop an elbow and he fires up! Janela throws haymakers on Pierce then runs, but into a cheap shot from Skyler! Janela clobbers him for that then dodges Pierce. Janela runs corner to corner for a big corner clothesline! And then goes corner to corner again for Kiss to tag in.
Janela returns to Pierce and blocks his shiny, shiny boots to ROCK him! Janela turns Pierce sideways for Kiss to handspring ax kick! Cover, ONE! Kiss keeps on Pierce with a whip but PIerce reverses. Kiss kicks him away then tags Janela back in. Janela waistlocks but Pierce tags Skyler in before the O’Conner roll. Skyler slingshots in to SPEAR Janela down! Skyler rains down angry rights and fires up. Skyler drags Janela up and tags Pierce. They double whip Janela to the corner, then Pierce whips Skyler in to back elbow! Pierce goes side to side to BOOT Janela in the corner! Janela flops down and Pierce goes up, MOONSAULT but it FLOPS! Skyler panics and reaches out but Janela heads for his corner. Hot tags to Kiss and Skyler! Kiss slides under and dropkicks Skyler down! He adds a back elbow and a whip but Skyler reverses. Kiss boots Skyler then hops up to leap, flying huricanrana!
Skyler flounders into the step-up LEG DROP! Cover but Pierce breaks it up! Pierce whips but Kiss grabs ropes. Kiss dumps Pierce out and tags in Janela! Kiss tumbles out to fake Pierce out, but then flips in to dropkick back! Kiss holds the ropes open for Janela to DIVE through! Direct hit on Pierce, but Skyler grabs Kiss! Kiss gives Skyler the sassy twerk attack! Janela ROCKS Skyler off the ropes then climbs up. Kiss PESCADOS Pierce, Janela MACHO ELBOWS Skyler! Cover, Janela and Kiss win!
Winners: Sonny Kiss & Joey Janela, by pinfall
This duo is 2-0 and it’ll only get better from here! Will there be a spot for the Concrete Rose and the Bad Boy in the AEW World Tag title scene?
The Superbad Squad VS Tony Donati & Faboo Andre!
Jimmy Havoc wasn’t able to help Kip Sabian take the #1 contender’s chip down in that Casino Ladder match, but perhaps they’ll have better luck together in tag team action! Will things be Superbad for the jazzy Donati and the Monarch of Manliness?
The teams don’t have time to sort out before Havoc just attacks Faboo and Donati! Donati goes down so Faboo takes more of the beating, and Kip can’t believe Havoc is doing this two weeks in a row. Havoc drags Faboo up to bump him off buckles and CHOPS! Then he BITES Faboo and ROCKS him with a right! Havoc drags Faboo over to tag in Kip and Kip gets Havoc to calm down. But Kip turns around into a dropkick! Havoc tags back in to bull rush Faboo! Havoc wraps Faboo’s hair on the ropes then CHOPS him down! The ref reprimands but Havoc wrenches and whips Faboo. Faboo dodges and ducks to huricanrana! Faboo runs into the corner but Havoc puts him up. Faboo headstands and springboards to crossbody! Faboo runs back in but misses, and Havoc ROCKS him with another right.
Havoc whips corner to corner and runs in, but Faboo dodges! But Kip clobbers him! Havoc drags Faboo up and tags in Kip. The squad have Faboo in the corner for stomps but the ref counts. Kip lets up at 4 and taunts Donati. This distracts the ref so Havoc can choke Faboo! Havoc tags in and drags Faboo up by his hair. Havoc BITES Faboo again! And then throws him out just because. Havoc and the ref argue, and Penelope Ford gets her cheap shots in! The Superbad Girl counts this as a warm-up for her match later tonight and Havoc puts Faboo in. Havoc tags Kip in and they double whip Faboo. Pop-up to the atomic drop, and then Havoc BOOTS Faboo down! Kip has a cocky cover, TWO! Kip shrugs and ROCKS Faboo again.
Tag to Havoc, Kip snapmares and Havoc holds Faboo in place. PENALTY KICK! It’s wide right this week! Havoc runs in but gives Faboo deuces. And Kip mule kicks Faboo into the fingers! The ref reprimands but it wasn’t really illegal. Havoc covers, TWO! Havoc drags Faboo up and chokes him with his own hair! The ref counts and Havoc puts Faboo down. Faboo gets up and throws hands, but Havoc ROCKS him yet again! Ripcord but no acid rain! Kip tags in but Faboo dodges and leaps to tag in Donati! Donati finally rallies, but right into a kick. But Donati counter punches Kip and whips him to a corner. Kip reverses and runs in, but into a GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, ONE as Donati couldn’t hold on.
Havoc rushes over but Donati sends Havoc out hard. Donati hammerlocks and headlocks Kip, for a BRAIN BUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Kip survives Donati’s driver but Donati brings Kip over to the corner. Havoc yanks Faboo off the apron to deny the tag! Kip suplexes Donati onto the ropes for DEATHLY HOLLOWS! Tag to Havoc and Havoc runs in, but into an elbow! Donati goes up but Havoc SHORYUKENS! RUNNING DEATH VALLEY! Tag to Kip, for a DOUBLE STOMP! Tag back to Havoc and Kip shotgun dropkicks Faboo away. Havoc scoops, SHOTGUN DROPKICK MICHINOKU! Cover, Superbad Squad wins!
Winners: Superbad Squad, by pinfall
The devious duo has moved up to 2-1, but Penelope still has her match. Will the treacherous trio stay on pace together as the weeks go by?
Wardlow w/ MJF VS Mr. Grim!
MJF’s muscle has been mauling opponents one after another, but he now welcomes AEW’s newest recruit. Will this be grim for Mr. Grim? Or does he have his own combination of size and strength that not even Wardlow can overpower?
The bell rings and Wardlow ties up with Grim. Wardlow scoops and slams Grim like nothing! MJF is on his phone while Wardlock kicks Grim around. Grim hits back but Wardlow RAMS Grim into buckles! And ROCKS him with that European Uppercut! Wardlow stomps away on Grim and grinds his boot in. The ref counts and Wardlow lets off to glare at the ref. Wardlow paces as Grim slowly stands. Wardlow pushes Grim around but Grim hits back. Only for Wardlow to CLOBBER him! Wardlow rams into Grim again and again then throws another EuroUpper! Grim staggers but Wardlow puts him back in a corner. Wardlow runs in but Grim move sand Wardlow POSTS himself! Grim corner splashes, then back elbows! Grim goes to whip but Wardlow refuses to be whipped on pure anger!
Wardlow whips but Grim springboards, only to be caught! Wardlow GERMAN SUPLEXES Grim down! MJF says they should wrap this up and Wardlow brings down the straps. Wardlow drags Grim up and fireman’s carries, for the F- NO! Grim powers out and runs in, but only gets buckles! Wardlow RAMS into Grim again! Wardlow hoists Grim up top and choke grips. MJF gives thumbs down, and so does Wardlow! FALLING KNEE! Grim is out, Wardlow wins!
Winner: Wardlow, by knockout
The referee spares Grim from Wardlow’s wrath, and we have the first KO win in AEW. But Wardlow and MJF aren’t satisfied with this. Wardlow fireman’s carries Grim for the F10!! Will Wardlow continue on this warpath all the way to a title?
Colt Cabana VS Lee Johnson!
BOOM BOOM, Colt Cabana was another not so lucky Casino Ladder Match entrant, but you wouldn’t know it from the smile on his face. Will Cabana still be smiling? Or will #BigShotty finally get on the board?
The bell rings and Cabana shakes hands with Johnson. They circle and tie up, and Cabana clamps right onto the wrist. Cabana wrenches, wrenches and wrangles Johnson down. Johnson kips up so Cabana wrenches and snapmares. Johnson kips up again, Cabana wrangles him back down, but Johnson rolls. Cabana wrings Johnson out and Johnson gets to a corner. The ref keeps Cabana back and Johnson gets up. They circle again and tie up. Johnson waistlocks, Cabana smirks and uses a leg to trip Johnson up. Cabana goes to a corner, goes up and around, then whips Johnson to a corner. Johnson goes up and over and rolls, but falls for Cabana’s leg offer. Cabana uses that to bring Johnson down and roll him back into a body scissor clutch! TWO, and Johnson gets to the ropes. Cabana waits for Johnson and the two go again.
Johnson and Cabana tie up with knuckle locks, but Cabana brings a hand down to stand on it. Cabana pulls on the other arm but Johnson endures. Cabana shifts to a double arm stretch, Johnson slips through but Cabana spins him back to a ghost pin! TWO and Cabana body scissors again, TWO! Johnson again falls for the leg offer, cradle capture! TWO, and Johnson CHOPS! Cabana frowns but Johnson shrugs. Johnson didn’t mean anything by it. Cabana runs but into another CHOP! Johnson puts Cabana in a corner but Cabana turns it around to CHOP! Johnson falls off his feet but Cabana brings him up. Cabana whips, Johnson slides around to go up and over and dropkick! Cabana seems shocked by this. He dodges the elbow to hit the FLYING APPLE! Elbow, jabs, flip, flop ‘n’ fly for a Bionic Elbow! Then the BILLY GOAT’S CURSE! Johnson taps, Cabana wins!
Winner: Colt Cabana, by submission
BOOM BOOM, Cabana does it again! Cabana is getting back on the winning track, but will he find his way to a title?
Penelope Ford w/ Kip Sabian VS KiLynn King!
The Superbad Girl lost to the Galaxy’s Greatest Alien but she had a hand to play in her squad’s win earlier tonight. Will Ford be able to get herself going again against AEW’s newest recruit?
The bell rings and Ford circles with King. Ford takes off her engagement ring before tying up with King. King wrenches Ford’s arm and uses her height advantage to hammerlock and headlock. King wrenches back to a wristlock but Ford reverses that to one of her own. King reverses back and waistlocks, but Ford drops down to hook a leg. Ford standing switches but King switches back. Ford elbows then runs but King follows to run Ford over! King brings Ford around and wants us to count along. She suplexes Ford up and King counts to 5 before slamming Ford down! Cover, TWO! King is already frustrated but she runs, only for Kip to swipe at her! Ford clobbers King from behind! Ford gets in King’s face before she hotshots her into the ropes! King sputters but Ford clubs her down.
Ford can’t believe this is her opponent, and she stomps away in the corner! The ref reprimands and Ford lets up. Ford dedicates this rope choke to Kip, and Kip gives her a kiss. The ref counts and Ford lets up at 4 to bring King around. Ford snap suplexes then covers, TWO! Ford is frustrated and she argues with the ref while choking King! Kip says the ref needs to sort this out while Ford clubs King and kicks her to the corner. Ford bumps King off buckles then digs her boot in! The ref counts, Ford lets up and then runs, but into a body shot! Ford clubs King down for that, then stomps her on the chest! King sputters again but Ford puts her in a corner. Ford chokes King more but lets up at 4. Ford puts King in another corner to choke her more! The ref pulls Ford away and Ford “apologizes.”
Ford runs in but into King’s elbow! King boots Ford then hops up to leap and missile dropkick! King runs corner to corner but Ford dodges! Ford runs back in, handsprings and back elbows! Ford runs again, handsprings again, CUTTER! Cover, Ford wins!
Winner: Penelope Ford, by pinfall
Down goes the Queen of Crazy, and the Superbad Squad sweeps the night! Kip liked it so he put a ring on it. But will Ford be able to put a title belt on her waist in the near future?
Best Friends VS Alan Angels & Shawn Dean!
Chuck Taylor and Trent may be #1 Contenders to the AEW World Tag Team Championships, but they will need to keep proving it! Will they be able to keep the hot streak up against #YaBoi The Southpaw Assassin and The Captain?
The teams sort out and Chuckie T starts with Dean. They tie up, Chuckie hammerlocks and headlocks to then hammerlock again. Dean elbows free and headlocks back but Chuckie powers out. Dean runs Chuckie over then runs. Chuckie gets up, hurdles and arm-drags Dean down to then dropkick him! The Kentucky Gentleman barks at Dean then tags in Trent. Best Friends whip and double elbow Dean down for double elbow drops. Dean hurries and tags Angels in. Angels and Trent circle and tie up. Trent gets the waistlock and slam, then floats over to slap Angels around. Angels gets up in a huff and SLAPS Trent! Trent swings but Angels dodges to kick and kick! Mule kick but the roundhouses misses! Trent SLAPS Angels back! Trent runs but into an enziguri! Angels handsprings up and runs, but into a RIGHT!
Trent stomps about and drags Angels up. Trent puts Angels on the ropes for the Northern Lights! Cover, TWO! Trent keeps his cool, as does Orange Cassidy on the outside. Dean distracts Trent and Angels steps in to BOOT Trent down! Angels puts Trent in the corner and Dean tags in. Dean clubs Trent and throws hands. Trent CHOPS back and throws forearms! Dean knees low, throws uppercuts and runs corner to corner for a shining wizard! Dean adds an enziguri then tags in Angels. Trent is down and Angels gets a boost from Dean, overhead suplex senton! Cover, TWO! Angels drags Trent up and tags in Dean to mug Trent. Dean stomps Trent as Cassidy slowly rallies. Dean stomps Trent then runs in, but Trent dodges to hit the tornado DDT!
Angels tags in and climbs up to leap, into a SAIDO SUPLEX! Trent tags in Chuckie and Chuckie clotheslines Dean out! Chuckie runs at Angels but Angels dodges, only to run into a scooping powerslam! Chuckie runs in but gets buckles. Angels comes in but gets the Sexy Chuckie Knee! Chuckie PESCADOS onto Dean! Chuckie brings Dean around for Trent’s SPEAR! Chuckie goes back to Angels but gets a boot! Angels hops up, ripcords but his huricanrana is caught for a BOMB! Tag to Trent and Best Friends go corner to corner, to HUG! Trent drags Angels up, Chuckie goes up, STRONG ZERO!! Cover, Best Friends win!
Winners: Best Friends, by pinfall
Cassidy already heads to the back but the ref tells him to come back. Cassidy celebrates with Best Friends but he wants to keep raising the ref’s hand. Well, either way, celebrations are in order as Dark closes out. Will Best Friends be able to take those titles from Kenny Omega and Hangman Page for something to really celebrate?
My Thoughts:
Another big episode but all about the same as last week’s. All established AEW stars won their matches, so naturally they all stay strong in their respective stories and divisions. The one really fun part of tonight is the building story of Brandon Cutler and Peter Avalon both being without a win in AEW. No wins in tag team matches and no wins in singles matches, something’s gotta give. Cutler had a really good match with Nakazawa and Avalon did pretty well against Jungle Boy, so it’s not like they’re awful. This story should move to Dynamite so that the match of Cutler VS Avalon can happen on the Fyter Fest card, and we establish who is truly AEW’s biggest loser. It can even be made into a gag belt for the winner to give to the loser as a way of rubbing it in, and then we go from there.
My Score: 8.1/10
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AEW Dynamite not only holds a Casino Gauntlet to determine Jon Moxley’s challenger for Maximum Carnage, but we also welcome back Kenny Omega! What will The Cleaner have to say about the mess The Death Riders have made?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Will Ospreay VS Buddy Matthews; Ospreay wins.
- Bobby Lashley w/ The Hurt Syndicate VS Mark Briscoe; Lashley wins.
- Men’s Casino Gauntlet: “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs wins and will challenge Jon Moxley for the AEW World Championship at AEW Dynamite: Maximum Carnage.
- Women’s Casino Gauntlet #1 Spot Triple Threat: Kris Statlander VS Willow Nightingale VS Toni Storm; Statlander wins and will enter #1 in the inaugural Women’s Casino Gauntlet.
PLAY BY PLAY
Will Ospreay VS Buddy Matthews!
The Aerial Assassin may not be Continental Champion after Worlds End, but you best believe he is going to shrug that off and keep on fighting. Will Ospreay make 2025 the Year of the Bruv? Or will the Aussie Juggernaut show that even in the New Year, the House Always Wins?
The bell rings and the fans fire up already. Ospreay gets Clarksville even more fired up as he and Buddy circle. They tie up, Buddy wrenches an arm to a wristlock, but Ospreay rolls and wrenches back. Buddy spins, headlocks, but Ospreay powers up and out. Buddy runs Ospreay over, but Ospreay kips up! The fans fire up, then Ospreay kicks low. Ospreay headlocks, Buddy powers up and out, and they RAM shoulders. Buddy comes back to CLOBBER Ospreay! The fans fire up, Buddy runs but Ospreay drops down. Ospreay hurdles, Buddy leaps over, but Ospreay dodges! OSCU- NO, Buddy blocks, then half nelsons!
Ospreay slips out of the suplex to then backslide Buddy, ONE! Buddy sweeps the legs and covers, ONE! Ospreay kicks but Buddy ducks one, then another! The fans cheer the standoff! Buddy and Ospreay reset, the fans duel, and the two tie up. Buddy powers Ospreay to a corner, the ref counts, and Buddy lets off. Buddy then CHOPS! The fans cheer, and then Ospreay puts Buddy in a corner to CHOP! Buddy CHOPS back, then whips. Ospreay grabs ropes, then he puts Buddy on the apron! Ospreay ROCKS Buddy, CHOPS him, then runs, but Buddy slingshots up and over! Ospreay slides out, Buddy DROPKICKS him!
Buddy builds speed, Ospreay is back in, and he runs past Buddy to then come back and RANA! Buddy tumbles out, Ospreay PLANCHAS! Down goes Buddy and the fans fire up! Ospreay grins as the fans chant “BRUV! BRUV! BRUV!” Ospreay puts Buddy in the ring, springboards, but Buddy avoids the flying forearm! Buddy goes to a corner, Ospreay runs in, but Buddy goes up and over to snapmare and KICK! Then Buddy runs to PENALTY KICK! And KNEE DRPO! Cover, TWO! Buddy snarls and he KNEES Ospreay in the back. Buddy clamps on the chinlock, Ospreay endures, and the fans rally again.
Ospreay fights up, fires body shots, but Buddy CLUBS him on the neck. Buddy back suplexes, Ospreay lands out! Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges but then so does Buddy! DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide! The fans fire up while both men are down! The ref checks, Ospreay and Buddy are both okay to continue, so a standing count starts. Both men are still down at 5 of 10, but they rise up at 7. They find each other, and Ospreay fires forearms! Ospreay whips, Buddy reverses but Ospreay handsprings! NEURALIZER KICK! Buddy goes to a corner, the fans fire up, and Ospreay runs in, only to be put on the apron!
Ospreay ROCKS Buddy first, then springboards, PIP PIP CHEERIO! Cover, TWO! Buddy stays in this but Ospreay stays focused. Buddy goes to a corner, Ospreay runs in again, but Buddy BOOTS him! Buddy goes up, but Ospreay tucks him in! CHEEKY- NO, Buddy avoids the superkick! Buddy then KNEES Ospreay in the back, and gives him a LUMBAR CHECK! A shoutout to an old rival, and Ospreay bails out of the ring. Buddy FLIES! Down goes Ospreay, and Buddy just barely clears the desk! The fans fire up and Buddy puts Ospreay in the ring. Buddy goes up, “This is Awesome!” as he METEORAS! Cover, TWO!!
Buddy is frustrated as Ospreay finds a way to survive, but Clarksville still loves it. Buddy goes out after Ospreay on the apron, then brings Ospreay up. Buddy half nelsons, but Ospreay fights with elbows! Buddy BOOTS Ospreay! Ospreay BOOTS Buddy! Then Ospreay blocks a boot, only to get a KNEE! Ospreay SUPERKICKS back! Ospreay goes up the corner, for an APRON OSC- NO! Buddy stops that to TOSS Ospreay at the desk!! Ospreay clutches his jaw while Buddy grins, and Buddy storms over to bring Ospreay up. Buddy CHOPS Ospreay, then he barks on behalf of Brody King. The fans join in and Buddy gets space.
Buddy runs back up, and he BOOTS Ospreay against railing! The fans fire up and Buddy leaves Ospreay to refresh the ring count. Buddy runs back in, but Ospreay SUPERKICKS! Ospreay goes up the barriers, OSCUTTER to the floor! The fans fire up for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” as Ospreay crawls. Ospreay leaves Buddy behind now, safe in the ring. The count climbs to 7, but Buddy staggers his way over. Ospreay goes out to the other side of the ring, and as Buddy crawls in at 9, Ospreay goes COAST2COAST! Ospreay fires up with the fans, and he hits an OSCUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Buddy survives and the fans fire up again!
Ospreay powers up the arm! Ospreay aims as Buddy sit sup, but Buddy ducks the Hidden Blade! POP-UP KNEE! HIDDEN BLADE ANYWAY!! Cover, TWO!! Buddy survives again and the fans hope they “FIGHT FOREVER!” But this is the first match of the show, it has to end somehow! Ospreay hauls Buddy up, underhooks the arms, but Buddy is a ragdoll! Ospreay lets go so he can fire Kawada Kicks! The fans are torn, but Ospreay stands Buddy up to CHOP! Buddy drops to his knees, the fans rally, and Buddy stands. Ospreay ROCKS Buddy, eggs him on, so Buddy stands again. Buddy blocks a shot to fire his strike fest!
Buddy stomps Ospreay’s foot but Ospreay avoids the knee! But then Buddy BOOTS, BOOTS, KICKS, and runs! But into a TIGER WALL KICK! ENZIGIRI! Ospreay calls it, springboards, but Buddy catches him! Torture rack and REVERSE GO TO SLEEP!! CURB STOMP!! Cover, TWO?!? Buddy gave shoutouts to The Second City Saint AND the Visionary, but it wasn’t enough to stop Ospreay! Buddy hauls Ospreay up, short arm- NO, Ospreay slips through the lariat! He hoists Buddy up, tucks him in, STYLES CLASH!! Cover, TWO!!! Buddy survives that phenomenal shoutout, but Ospreay throws his elbow pad away!
Ospreay aims as Buddy flounders. Buddy grins as he dares Ospreay to do it! BONE HIDDEN BLADE!! Cover, Ospreay wins!
Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall
The Juggernaut pushed the limits, but the Assassin still found the way to win! Ospreay does applaud Buddy, then he grabs a mic. Ospreay says, “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, whatever you identify as, give it up for Buddy Murphy Matthews.” The fans do cheer, and Ospreay continues with, “Listen. I’ve admired you from afar. I wrestled your best mate, and I can tell you this, my friend. I wrestled you and I wrestled Brody King. Both of you guys don’t need to be following no leader at all, you can definitely do it all by yourself.” The fans cheer that, too.
Ospreay says today, Buddy showed he can go with one of the best, and while Ospreay sees tag gold in the House’s future, he also knows Buddy can have singles gold if he works hard enough. So believe Ospreay, this isn’t the last time they meet. If Buddy ever needs a man in his corner, then Ospreay is his guy. Ospreay offers a hand, and Buddy shakes it! The fans cheer and Ospreay heads out, will what he said have Buddy thinking of his own fortune?
AEW shares highlights from WrestleDynasty.
Don Callis says, “Oh my God, has there ever been two better days in Japan than the ones we just had? Takeshita is the best wrestler in the world!” Brody King says, “AEW and NJPW, these dogs will fight again.” Mercedes Mone says she told us she was going to be Three Belts Mone, but look! She has an extra one! So now, call her FOUR Belts Mone! And Claudio Castagnoli says that, though he lost, the difference between him and everybody else is that he is still here!
And of course, the NEW IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions, The Young Bucks say that they’ve been working from home for a long time, who knows when they will be back. Maybe soon. They might even bring these tag titles with them to Dynamite on MAX. Maybe. As for Kenny Omega, he says people have been wondering if he’s back. After his brutal match with Gabe Kidd, yeah, he’s back. In fact, we will hear from Omega in person later tonight, what will he have to say to his company?
Private Party is here!
Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy are here, bringing both the AEW World Tag Team Championships and some special VIP guests. Cheesecake lets the ladies beyond the velvet rope, and they drink up while Brother Zay gets the mic. “Ey yo, Tennessee, what’s good?” The fans cheer, and Zay says no no, not like that. Tennessee, what’s good?! The fans get louder and Zay likes it. But last Saturday on Collision, ya bois made history! They were in the first-ever tag team title match to be featured on both MAX and TNT! The fans cheer that, and Zay says they walked into Charlotte, North Carolina the AEW Tag Team Champions, and they left still your tag team champions!
And y’know what? Zay says it’s time to celebrate! Tennessee, you wanna celebrate, right? The fans cheer, so Zay says how ’bout this? Let’s celebrate- WAIT! The Hurt Syndicate is here? The fans cheer as Montel Vontavious Porter leads Shelton Benjamin & Bobby Lashley out here, and Zay tells Cheesecake that it’s alright. MVP says what a party! The Syndicate wants to party, too. They like having a good time. They’re not all business. And the velvet rope and the VIP room, MVP invented this! Zay says that’s true, that’s true. Quen gives the Syndicate glasses, and MVP says how about they all raise a toast to Private Party?
The fans cheer, and MVP asks for a shot. Zay says go ahead. MVP picks up a glass, and he proposes a toast to these young and incredibly talented athletes, who successfully defended the AEW World Tag Team Championships! Zay loves that! And Bobby adds, “Here’s to the Hurt Syndicate… taking those tag team titles.” Okay, now there’s a problem. Lashley DUMPS the shot into the ice bucket, then he heads to the ring, ready for his match tonight. Will The All Mighty strike fear into the hearts of all the champions of AEW? Or can the Sussex County Chicken #ManUp and bring down the Rocky Mountain Machine?
MVP joins commentary to explain that this match is happening because Briscoe “interfered” with Hurt Syndicate business, which is to say Briscoe saved Daniel Garcia from them. The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. Briscoe and Lashley tie up, and Lashley powers Briscoe to a corner. The ref counts, Lashley lets off slowly, and the fans cheer for #DemBoys. Lashley pats Briscoe on the head, then opens ropes for Briscoe to step out. Briscoe shoves Lashley and tells him he’s playing with the wrong one. Lashley and Briscoe reset, circle, but then Briscoe dodges Lashley and CHOPS! The fans “WOO~” while Lashley scowls.
Briscoe ROCKS and CHOPS, then runs, but into a clinch! FLATLINER! Lashley brings Briscoe up for another FLATLINER! Lashley then snap suplexes Briscoe! Briscoe goes to a corner, Lashley runs up and RAMS him! Then Lashley turns Briscoe for a NECKBREAKER! Lashley drags Briscoe up, gut wrenches, and he hits the AK47! Cover, TWO! Briscoe survives but Lashley stalks him to ropes. MVP says it is courageous for Briscoe, but it’d be much safer if he just stayed down. Lashley puts Briscoe in the corner, whips him corner to corner, but Briscoe goes up and out! Briscoe UPPERCUTS and the fans fire up!
Briscoe climbs, leaps, but into Lashley’s arms! OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Briscoe tumbles out of the ring, but Lashley goes out the side and runs in, to CLOBBER Briscoe! MVP is having fun, “Like a Mack truck with no brakes, Bobby Lashley coming through!” Lashley hauls Briscoe up and throws him OVERHEAD again! Briscoe writhes, Lashley grins, MVP mockingly says Briscoe looks hurt, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Lashley high-fives MVP and Shelton, then goes back to Briscoe. Lashley drags Briscoe up to then RAM him into the railing! The fans fire up and Lashley grins as he brings Briscoe around, to RAM him back into railing! The ref reprimands, Lashley leaves Briscoe to the ring count, but Briscoe is in at 5 of 10. Lashley stomps away on Briscoe at the ropes! The ref counts, Lashley steps off, but then Lashley CHOKES Briscoe! Lashley fires crossface forearms, but he stops as the ref counts to 4.
Lashley drags Briscoe up, RAMS him in the corner again and again, then brings him around to TOSS out of the ring! Briscoe sputters, Lashley argues with the ref, but Shelton steps a little closer to Briscoe. Shelton takes off his winter coat, but Briscoe is up already! Briscoe dares Shelton to do something, but Lashley goes out to fetch him first. Lashley gives Briscoe an APRON SPINEBUSTER! Lashley grins as he soaks up cheers and jeers, then goes into the ring. Lashley stalks Briscoe to ropes, CHOKES him, but he lets off at 4. Lashley ELBOWS Briscoe again and again, but again lets off at 4. Briscoe gets up to fire back!
Lashley throat chops Briscoe! The ref reprimands but Lashley RAMS into Briscoe the corner! Then Lashley whips Briscoe corner to corner hard, and Briscoe bounces off buckles. Briscoe slumps down, Lashley says one more time, and he whips Briscoe hard the other way! Briscoe slumps down again, Dynamite returns to single picture. and Lashley whips a third time! Briscoe goes up and up to FLYING FOREARM! Briscoe CHOPS, forearms, and repeat! The fans fire up as Briscoe fires more strikes, then whips. Lashley reverses but Briscoe goes up, only to get caught! Lashley puts Briscoe on the apron, and throat chops again!
The ref reprimands but Lashley runs to ELBOW Briscoe down! Briscoe hits the floor hard and MVP asks if they know a good chiropractor. Lashley soaks up the cheers and jeers again, then goes outside, but where’s Briscoe? Lashley looks under the ring, and Briscoe JAMS Lashley with a chair! MVP protests but the ref didn’t see it so he can’t call it! Briscoe then sets the chair up in the ring, runs and FLIES! Down goes Lashley and fans fire up while MVP is freaking out! MVP demands to know, where’s the disqualification? Briscoe high-fives fans, then brings Lashley up, but Lashley fireman’s carries!
Lashley aims for a corner, but Briscoe CLAWS Lashley’s eyes! Then he BITES Lashley’s face! Then Briscoe POSTS Lashley, and he climbs the corner! SUPER MARIPOSA! The fans are thunderous but MVP says this is a travesty! Briscoe puts Lashley in, gets moving, and he SLIDING LARIATS! Briscoe calls his shot and climbs a corner! FROGGY-BOW! Cover, ONE?!?! Lashley is angry, MVP says this is what cheaters get! Briscoe gets the fans fire dup more, then runs up, but Lashley ELBOWS him away! Briscoe just fires up more! But Lashley BOOTS him away! Briscoe comes back again, but Lashley dodges!
Lashley runs and he SPEARS Briscoe down! But that’s not all, MILE HIGH SPINEBUSTER! And then HURT LOCK!! Briscoe flails, but he’s stuck! Briscoe is OUT, Lashley wins!
Winner: Bobby Lashley, by submission
But Lashley holds on until MVP & Shelton join him in the ring! They get him to drop Briscoe, and now The Hurt Syndicate adds on! They all punch and stomp, but here comes Private Party! The fans fire up as Quen & Zay storm the ring! They’re friends with Daniel Garcia and with Mark Briscoe, so they won’t let this stand! MVP says that’s fine, he respects that. The Syndicate stands down, but will they put Private Party through a world of hurt once those tag titles are on the line?
Men’s Casino Gauntlet!
The AEW World Championship will be on the line next week when Jon Moxley returns home to Cincinnati, Ohio, and it will be against the man who wins tonight’s big gamble! The Switchblade won the right to start this match, but will he be able to run the Casino Gauntlet? Or is first truly the worst?
Joining Jay White out here is… HANGMAN PAGE! A fitting way to start given the grudge between these two. The bell rings and the fans fire up for this already. Hangman and White stare down but the third man could join any time. White and Hangman talk trash, but Hangman points out how White took the fall at Worlds End. White counters with how Hangman didn’t win, though. They poke at each other, then shove! Then White CHOPS! The fans “WOO~,” Hangman CHOPS back, but so does White! Hangman CHOPS again, White staggers, but comes back to CHOP! They fire hands, then Hangman tells the ref to shut up.
White CHOPS back! And CHOPS again! But Hangman headlocks, only for White to power up and out. Hangman CLOBBERS White, covers, ONE! Hangman stays on White with a CHOP, then he fireman’s carries. White fights free, CHOPS again, then whips. Hangman reverses to scoop, but White drags Hangman into a cradle! TWO, and White TOSSES Hangman out! Hangman ROCKS White, slingshots, but into the BLADE- NO, Hangman fights free to a DEAD- NO, White fights free to CHOP! Hangman ROLLING ELBOWS! Hangman runs up but White turns things around and hoists Hangman up top!
White hurries up to the very top, SUPER DUPER PLEX! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Wait, we get a countdown, and the third man is… WHEELER YUTA! The Decoder is a Death Rider, so he must be here just so he can hand Moxley an easy win next week. Yuta also takes his time entering from the crowd, watching White writhe. Yuta then slides in and runs up, but into a BLADERUNNER!! Cover, Hangman breaks it! Hangman stomps White, stomps him some more, then stalks him while fans rally. White CHOPS back, CHOPS again, then whisp. Hangman reverses but White ducks ‘n’ dodges, only for Hangman to scoop! FALL AWAY SLAM!
The fans fire up while Hangman aims from a corner. Hangman runs corner to corner to LARIAT! The fans rally, Hangman whips corner to corner, then hits another LARIAT! Hangman whips yet again, but White dodges Hangman, and he CHOPS! White runs up, is put on the apron, but he blocks a shot! Hangman HOTSHOTS White, Yuta is on the apron, Hangman triangle jumps and White ducks, the LARIAT hits Yuta! White swings, Hangman dodges, and he triangle jump LARIATS! White is down now and the fans fire up again! The countdown is back, and the fourth man is… SWERVE STRICKLAND!
The fans fire up, Hangman is incensed, but then “SURPRISE, B*TCH! AHA~!” It’s RICOCHET!? How dare he swerve us like that! But at the same time, The One & Only has made it home from Japan. Ricochet takes his time walking down the ramp, and Yuta slithers in! Yuta whips Hangman but Hangman reverses to TOSS him out of the ring! Ricochet springboards in to FLYING LARIAT! The fans boo but Ricochet runs to DIVE! Direct hit on White, then Ricochet hurries back up, a springboard CROSSBODY for Hangman! LIONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Hangman stays in this but Ricochet says this is HIS house!
The fans boo, Yuta is back, Ricochet says hold on a minute, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
White runs in but Ricochet kicks White first. Yuta throws White down by his hair, then SENTONS! Ricochet STANDING MOONSAULTS! Ricochet and Yuta have an unlikely alliance right now, perhaps bonded by how they’re awful. Ricochet goes after Hangman, Yuta stomps White out of the ring, and then Ricochet CHOPS Hangman in the corner. Yuta punches Hangman, Ricochet stomps Hangman, repeat! Then they both stomp a mudhole in! Ricochet goes out to THROW White into barriers, and Yuta JAWBREAKERS Hangman! Hangman ends up on the apron, Yuta DROPKICKS him to the floor!
Ricochet drags Hangman up, POSTS him, then dusts his hands. Ricochet talks trash on Clarksville, Yuta throat chops White! Ricochet whips Hangman, but Hangman reverses to send him into railing! Hangman storms up on Ricochet white Yuta digs his boots into White. Hangman puts Ricochet in the ring, but Ricochet CLOBBERS Hangman in return! Ricochet CLUBS Hangman down, stomps him, but White turns things around on Yuta! White SMACKS Yuta off a chair! Ricochet stomps away on Hangman, then he CLOBBERS White once he’s in the ring! Yuta is back and he rains down fists on White! Ricochet fires hands on White in a corner.
Yuta rains down some HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS, then he puts White in a corner. Hangman storms up on Ricochet, Ricochet apologizes, but Hangman fires hands! White CHOPS away on Yuta, Ricochet DEROPKICKS Hangman! Yuta CLAWS White’s eyes, and has him back in the corner. Ricochet brings Hangman up to ROCK him! Yuta does the same with White. Ricochet CHOPS Hangman, Yuta CHOPS White, and Dynamite returns to single picture. Yuta and Ricochet trade to LARIAT White and Hangman at the ropes! Then they go back the other way, only for White and Hangman to DUMP them both out!
The fans fire up as Hangman and White turn around to see each other, but now the fifth man is here! White has Hangman hold on a moment, and it’s… ADAM COLE BAYBAY! The fans fire up as the Panama City Playboy storms down to the ring, and he dodges White! SUPERKICK! Hangman waistlocks, Cole breaks free to PELE! Then SUPERKICK! Hangman tumbles out, Cole SUPERKICKS Yuta out! Cole runs up on Ricochet, Ricochet blocks a haymaker to ROCK Cole! Ricochet springboards, into a SUPERKICK! The fans fire up for “ADAM COLE, BAYBAY!” Cole then goes to a corner and he aims at Ricochet!
Ricochet staggers up, into the PANAMA City SUNRISE!! Cover, TWO!! Ricochet survives, and we’re already getting the sixth man! Cole hurries to his feet, and it’s DANIEL GARCIA! The TNT Champion is looking to add some more hardware to the collection! The fans fire up as Garcia slide sin, dodges Cole, and he fires hands! Cole fires back, the fans fire up as Garcia gets the edge! But then Cole 52 Fake Out, suplexes, but Garcia fights that to a TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! The fans fire up again and Garcia has Cole in a corner. Garcia climbs up, rains down fists, but White brings Garcia down! Garcia knees low, puts White in the corner, then climbs up!
Garcia rains down fists, Hangman storms up, but Garcia just adds him to the mess! Garcia climbs up to rain down fists on three former Bullet Club members! Then he tops it off with TEN! The fans fire up, but here comes Yuta! The fans boo Yuta but Garcia steps to him. Yuta SLAPS Garcia, Garcia CHOPS, repeat! The fans fire up and then Garcia CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Garcia winds up, but Yuta pokes him in the eye! Ricochet is back and he KNEES Garcia down! The fans boo Ricochet and Yuta, but they haul Garcia up to TOSS him out! The fans tell them, “You Both Suck!” but they just soak that up.
The countdown is back, and the seventh man is… “POWERHOUSE” WILL HOBBS! Ricochet & Yuta stand their ground, but then Hobbs SLINGSHOTS Ricochet out onto the others! Yuta LARIATS, but Hobbs doesn’t budge! Hobbs hooks Yuta up for an EXPLODER! Cole returns but Hobbs scoops him, for an EXPLODER! White is in, but Hobbs catches him, for an EXPLODER! Hangman fires hands, ROCKS Hobbs, then mocks Hobbs’ big muscles. Hangman runs corner to corner, SPLASHES, but Hobbs catches Hangman?! And then he gives Hangman an EXPLODER! The fans fire up for Hobbs as Dynamite again goes picture in picture.
Hobbs soaks up the cheers, then he goes out to LARIAT White against railing! Hobbs LARIATS Yuta, CLOBBERS Ricochet, then LARIATS Garcia! Hobbs keeps going and he CLOBBERS Cole, puts him in the ring, and he runs up to SPINEBUSTER! Cover, EVERYONE breaks it! Garcia HAMMERS away on Hobbs, White adds on, and so does Yuta. Yuta stomps Hobbs’ legs, Garcia stomps Hobbs’ arms, but then White CHOPS Yuta out of the ring! Garcia goes after Hangman in a corner, Ricochet goes after Garcia! Ricochet ROCKS Garcia, fires off in a corner, Yuta and White brawl outside. Ricochet fire smore hands on Garcia, then CHOPS!
Ricochet CHOPS away at the ropes, then runs, but Garcia ELBOWS him! Garcia snap suplexes Ricochet, then snarls. White APRON GOURD BUSTERS Yuta! Hangman CLOBBERS Garcia! Hangman storms around, he brings Yuta up, and CHOPS! White steps in and says he’ll handle Yuta, then he CHOPS! Hangman fires hands on Ricochet, CHOPS him in a corner, and then White brings Ricochet around to CHOP! Yuta and Garcia brawl outside, Garcia sends Yuta into barriers! Hobbs and White fire hands, and Hobbs DECKS White! Garcia SHOTGUNS Yuta against barriers! Hobbs paces, Garcia goes back to the ring, but Hobbs TOSSES him back out!
Hobbs has Clarksville fired up, but Ricochet runs up to fire hands! Hobbs doesn’t budge, and he dares Ricochet to fire more shots. Dynamite returns to single picture as Ricochet fires another. The fans tell Ricochet he messed up, and then Hobbs LARIATS Ricochet inside-out! Ricochet flops out of the ring, White LARIATS! White runs, LARIATS again, but Hobbs just grins! White tries again, but Hobbs scoops him! Hobbs SLAMS White down, then watches him flounder. The fans rally for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Hobbs runs corner to corner, but White drop toeholds him into buckles! Hobbs sputters, and the countdown is back!
White gets space from Hobbs, and the eighth man is… RODERICK STRONG! Strong gets in to give White a BACKBREAKER! Hangman runs up, into a BACKBREAKER! Yuta is in, Roddy SLAMS him onto Hangman! Roddy KNEES Hobbs in a corner, then brawls with Ricochet! Ricochet kicks the legs out, then CLUBS Roddy down! Ricochet talks trash, but then Cole and Garcia step in. They whip Ricochet to a corner, and Roddy KNEES Ricochet down! Roddy, Cole and Garcia all stomp away and the fans fire up! Hobbs is back, he DOUBLE LARIATS Cole and Garcia! Roddy runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, and he SICK KICKS Hobbs down!
Hangman DISCUS LARIATS Roddy! Ricochet dodges Hangman to handspring and BACK ELBOW! White is back, he hits the CUTTHROAT PLEX on Ricochet! White clinches Ricochet, but Yuta shoves the ref so he can LOW BLOW White!! The fans boo Yuta, and he shakes his head at White. But the countdown is back, and the ninth man is… LANCE ARCHER! The Murderhawk storms to the ring, but Yuta PLANCHAS! Only for Archer to catch him! APRON CHOKE SLAM! Archer storms in to grab White, CHOKE SLAM! Roddy jumps in, as does Cole, but Archer catches Roddy, BOOTS Cole down, then he CHOKE SLAMS Roddy onto Cole!
The fans fire up and Garcia CHOPS Archer! Archer grabs Garcia, and he CORNER CHOKE SLAMS Garcia! Ricochet jumps in, but Archer catches him! Archer TOSSES Ricochet, but now Hobbs is up! Hobbs puts Ricochet in a corner, then TOSSES him back to Archer! The fans are thunderous as the biggest men stare down. Archer puts Ricochet in another corner, and TOSSES him back to Hobbs! Hobbs ignores Ricochet this time, he and Archer circle. Archer runs up, Hobbs dodges, and Hobbs SNAP POWERSLAMS!! But Archer’s right up!? Archer scoops Hobbs for the HELLICOASTER! The fans fire up as Hobbs rises!
Archer and Hobbs get face to face, “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” The forearms start flying, Archer gets the edge and has Hobbs in the corner! But the countdown is here! The tenth man is… KYLE O’REILLY! He fires off strikes on Yuta, and SWEEPS the leg! Archer wants it, and he runs up on Kyle! Kyle dodges the boot to then DRAGON SCREW! Archer falls out to the floor, Kyle BOOTS Ricochet into Roddy’s clinch! GUT BUSTER, then KING KONG KNEE DROP! The Undisputed boys are fired up, but Hangman returns! Hangman BOOTS Roddy, blocks a kick to spin and Alabama Lift Kyle! Kyle slips free, and shoves him into Roddy’s BOOT and ENZIGIRI!
Cole’s back, he fireman’s carries Hangman for UASHIGOROSHI! Kyle adds a PENALTY KICK! The fans fire up with The Undisputed trio, but Hobbs fires hands on them all! Garcia is back, he hops onto Hobbs for a SLEEPER! Hobbs SLINGS Garcia off, but Cole SUPERKICKS! Kyle and Roddy give Hobbs TOTAL ANNIHILATION! But the eleventh man is… JEFF JARRETT!! Double J said he was aiming for the world title, and he might’ve picked just the right spot! But Yuta CLOBBERS Jarrett from behind! The fans boo Yuta as he beats down on the Last Outlaw and takes him to the back! Back in the ring, Archer rises up!
Roddy hits a KNEE on Archer, Cole SUPERKICKS! Kyle and Garcia work together, but then Kyle KNEES Garcia! The Undisputed trio argue about whether or not Garcia was still on their side. But Hobbs is back, and he CLOBBERS them all! Archer is up to BOOT Hobbs! Archer BLASTS White off the apron, ELBOWS Hobbs in a corner, then he hoists Hobbs up! Archer has the crucifix lift! BLACK- NO, Hobbs slips free and shoves Archer! Hobbs LARIATS Archer up and out, but Kyle KICKS Hobbs’ legs! Kyle fires off more kicks, Hobbs kneels, and Kyle runs! But into a SPINEBUSTER!! Cover, HOBBS WINS!!
Winner: “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the AEW World Championship)
The Powerhouse puts an end to the gauntlet, and Renee Paquette steps in for an interview. The fans chant “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” as Renee says huge congratulations are in order. It is now official for next week, January 15th, Maximum Carnage, Moxley VS Hobbs for the AEW World Championship! Hobbs has been through so much just to make it to this point, what does it mean to him to have this world title match? Hobbs says, “Let’s shoot for a second. Let it be told that Jon Moxley is the one that brought me to AEW. But next week, I plan on shocking the world. But not only that, I plan on making Jon Moxley my B*TCH!”
The fans fire up for that, and next week will be a massive rematch from the night Hobbs went out with injury. Will the Book of Hobbs finally have a chapter about the world title? Or will The Maniac refuse to lose in his hometown?
Jeff Jarrett returns to the ring.
Ian Riccaboni meets The Last Outlaw there to say that we were hoping for a more “storybook ending” in the Casino Gauntlet. Tennessee is a state the Jarrett Family helped put on the pro-wrestling map, so how is he feeling? The fans cheer Double J, and Jarrett says it is 2025, and the Last Outlaw just has to ask himself one question: “Do I still have what it takes to climb that mountain?” The fans sure feel so! But wait! MJF makes his way out here! The fans are a bit torn as Maxwell Jacob Friedman joins Jarrett and Ian in the ring, and MJF tells Ian, “You Bible thumping p*ick, get outta my ring.”
Ian exits, and MJF tells “Jeffrey” that they’ve yet to officially meet. “You are looking at the longest-reigning and greatest AEW World Champion of all time. My name is Maxwell Jacob Friedman, M J F.” And MJF wants Triple B back, but the title scene is just a lot of hard work. “Dictator Jon” has the belt, Hobbs is the #1 contender due to Jarrett’s failure, because he got beat up by Wheeler Yuta…? Wow. Then there’s Adam Copeland, Christian Cage, Hangman Page, a regular Dr. Seuss nightmare of names. But none of these men are worthy of holding the Triple B. But MJF can think of one man who just might be.
“A man who has beaten some of the biggest icons in the history of this sport. A man who has given his blood, sweat and tears to this game for 35+ years. A 12-time world champion, a two-time Hall of Famer, Tennessee’s own Double J, Jeff Jarrett!” Fans cheer the surprising amount of respect MJF is showing for Jarrett. MJF says, “Not that I knew any of that personally, I had to google all that because I’m not a dinosaur. But hey, kudos, because my dad told me he was a big fan of yours when he was a little kid, so good job.” MJF knows Jarrett wants to be world champion here, but based on what he said last week about this being his last wrestling contract… Clock’s ticking.
But MJF did some digging, and apparently Jarrett’s not been completely honest with the people. MJF imagines that is more out of sheer embarrassment. Because it turns out the contract Jarrett signed with AEW is only… for one more year. Oh, was MJF not supposed to say that? And the reason that is embarrassing is because that is not what Jarrett wanted. He doesn’t wanna retire yet. He had to sign that contract, because that is all pro-wrestling thinks Jarrett has left to give. The fans boo but MJF says hey, no, guys, he’s just telling the truth. He’s a facts man. He’s not here to piss off Double J. He’s here to help!
Because as MJF sees it, Jarrett only has one year to prove that he’s still got it. The fans chant, “You Still Got It!” MJF says one year to make sure Jarrett can listen to those chants for years to come! To prove himself! To make it back to the top of the mountain. MJF says he can help Jarrett become champion of the world one more time. He can. Because without MJF’s help, Jarrett probably can’t even win another match. MJF laughs, but he says hey, hey, all he is asking is one tiny little favor. When MJF helps Jarrett procure the Triple B, then MJF is first in line for the next shot. Okay, Tennessee, MJF knows you ain’t bright, but he’s still talking!
The fans boo but MJF Fargo Struts his way back to Jarrett. MJF asks J E Double F, J A Double R E Double T~… Wanna make a deal with lil’ ol’ MJF? The fans boo, don’t make a deal with the AEW Devil! MJF says shut up, who even asked them?! Jarrett takes the mic, and he tells Max, MJF was AEW World Champion. And just like MJF said, MJF was the longest-reigning champion in this company’s history, and that is impressive. But MJF’s still too damn young to understand that you learn more from your failures than you do your successes. Just because MJF was on top before doesn’t mean he’ll get there again
In fact, does MJF know what kids like him around here? “One hit wonders.” The fans echo that, and Jarrett tells Max, Jarrett knows the road he has to go down. He’s been at the bottom, and is comfortable there. This business, and this life, has put him there many times. But Jarrett knows that all gives him the opportunity to crawl, to scratch, to fight his way back to the top of the mountain. Max, you know it and Jarrett knows it. MJF could’ve entered tonight’s Casino Gauntlet, but what does he choose? To come out here later, to scheme and connive. That is what MJF does. Jarrett has been on top 12 times, and is looking for number 13 in 2025.
And like that old expression goes, “What a difference a year can make.” Jarrett sure as hell will make the most of 2025. So it comes down to this: Jarrett doesn’t need MJF! And as far as what MJF’s trying to sell him, Jarrett ain’t buying, “You entitled p*ick!” The fans fire up as Double J turns down MJF, but will the Wolf of Wrestling make him regret it?
Adam Copeland is here!
Clarksville fires up for the Rated R Superstar, and “Cope” makes his way to the ring. Cope gets the mic to call out Jon Moxley! “You and your Death Riders, right? While I was gone, you took out Bryan Danielson, possibly for good. As we just saw (on a replay), you threw Darby Allin down a flight of stairs, we haven’t seen him since. But man, the sin you can’t repent in my world is you tried to go after FTR. Now, I don’t know if you know this, but we’re very close friends, so massive mistake.” The fans applaud that. Cope continues by saying Moxley has named guys like Hangman, Jay White, Orange Cassidy and Darby Allin “don’t have what it takes to endure the grind.”
The fans boo and Cope says yeah, he also disagrees with Mox. But Cope wants them to know that no one, and he means no one, has fought through what COPE has fought through, just to be standing here in this ring! The fans cheer that! Cope says he will DIE on that hill, because he is a different animal entirely! “You’re looking at a man who broke his neck in a match with Eddie Guerrero!” You wanna know what Cope did? HE GOT UP! He wrestled another 20 minutes, and he WON that match! The fans cheer that, too! Cope says you are looking at a man who fought Malakai Black in a barbed wire steel cage match, broke his leg, and what’d he do?
HE GOT UP! Cope wrestled another 10 minutes, and he WON that match! So please, Moxley, as much as we know you’re one of the toughest bastards to ever step in this ring, please “enlighten” Cope what Moxley can do to him that hasn’t been done before?! But wait, here come the Death Riders! Jon Moxley himself makes his way out from the back, leading Yuta and Claudio. Cope is wary, because where could Marina and Pac be? The Maniac, the Swiss Cyborg and The Decoder seem to be the only ones making their way out here, but wait! FTR attacks them in the crowd! The fans fire up as Cash & Dax take care of Claudio & Yuta!
Cope storms out of the ring and goes after Moxley! He SMACKS Mox off the steel steps, then puts him in the ring! But Moxley stomps away on Cope now! Trash goes flying in the crowd, Cash sends Yuta into barriers! Moxley knees low, runs, but Cope BOOTS him down! The fans fire up for Cope and FTR keeps the Death Riders at bay! But now Marina Shafir is here! She slides the briefcase to Moxley while she goes after Cope, but Cope grabs her by the hair! But despite his rage, Cope has morals, so he lets her go. But PAC ATTACKS! The fans boo as The Bastard gets Cope down! Claudio & Yuta send FTR into barriers!
Moxley is back up, Pac sits Cope up for him, and Moxley clamps on the BULLY CHOKE! Cope is turning red already! The fans boo but The Death Riders all surround Cope as he fades out! FTR keep fighting but Claudio keeps them out of the ring. Marina gives Moxley a plastic bag!! But wait! Hobbs makes his way back out here! Hobbs may not be a friend of Cope’s but he wants to get at Moxley early! The straps come down as Hobbs storms up, and The Death Riders retreat! Not even all five of them want to mess with Hobbs! Will Powerhouse Hobbs be unstoppable at Maximum Carnage?
Mariah May speaks.
“The first-ever Women’s Casino Gauntlet for my AEW Women’s World Championship. Ladies, let’s make history… by dancing for me like the marionettes you are before I cut your strings and burn you alive.” But then Harley Cameron shouts, “YES! EXCELLENT!” Harley, c’mon, they’re rolling. Harley rolls in on her swivel chair and says, “I KNOW~!” She was just so moved! And while Mariah has so much on her plate, but why not give the people an “appetizer?” This Saturday Night Collision- Mariah stops Harley there and says she is NOT getting a world title shot. Harley says that’s fine, non-title, Mariah, Harley, and #HotGirlGraps!
Harley says c’mon, they’re both attractive. Sometimes. Mariah says that’s actually not a bad idea. Hot Girl Graps. And then Mariah will rip Harley’s head off. Oh, yes, then she will… Harley trails off and Mariah asks her what was that. Harley says Mariah will feel the… Just say it. FEEL THE WRATH!! Harley rolls away, Mariah composes herself, but will Mariah feel the wrath of Harley Cameron? Or will Harley understand why Mariah is the Woman From Hell?
Women’s Casino Gauntlet #1 Spot Triple Threat: Kris Statlander VS Willow Nightingale VS Toni Storm!
Speaking of the first-ever Women’s Casino Gauntlet, the title shot being saved for Grand Slam: Australia, three great former champions are stepping up for that number one spot! The #BornAgainKristen and Babe with the Power being former TBS Champions, is it time for them to move up to the world title scene? Or will the “rookie” Rockstar show us that 2025 is #ToniTime?
The bell rings and Toni offers handshakes. Kris and Willow accept, and then Toni sends Willow into Kris! Toni waistlocks Willow but Kris returns, Willow gets away and Kris CLOBBERS Toni! Willow rolls Kris, TWO as Toni rolls Willow! TWO as Kris rolls Toni! TWO, Kris comes back but Toni puts her in a corner. Willow CLOBBERS Toni! Willow runs up on Kris but Kris dodges. Kris whips, Willow cartwheels and ENZIGIRIS! Kris tumbles out, Willow whips Toni, but Toni cartwheels over! Willow CLOBBERS Toni, and she gives those rocker fingers back. Things speed up, Toni drops but Willow stops the hip toss!
Willow scoops, Toni slips free, and Toni waistlocks. Willow elbows free, runs, but Toni follows, only for Willow to SPINEBUSTER! The fans fire up but Kris is back to sweep the legs! Willow avoids the senton to ghost pin, TWO! Kris has a cover, TWO! Both women stand, and Willow scoops! Kris slips free to scoop, but Willow slips free. Willow headlocks< Kris powers up and out, but Willow runs her over! Toni is back but Willow TOSSES her back out! Kris runs up to headlock Willow, but Willow powers up and out. Kris runs Willow over, Toni comes back, but Kris TOSSES her! Willow wrenches and clamps onto an arm!
Kris wrenches back, but Willow wrenches Kris. The fans rally for Toni while she watches. Toni climbs, Kris and Willow go back and forth with the wrenches, but then Toni DOUBLE CROSSBODIES! The fans fire up and Toni rocks out! Toni whips Kris to ropes, but Kris reverses. Toni sunset flips, but Kris stays up! Willow has Toni’s legs to CATAPULT Toni into Kris’s galaxy! The fans cheer as Willow takes a bow, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Willow brings Toni into a chinlock and she squeezes tight. Toni endures, fights up, and snapmares free! Willow tumbles out but Kris kicks Toni! Kris snapmares Toni into another chinlock, but Toni still endures. Toni fights up, snapmares free, but Willow is back to snapmare Toni again! Willow has the chinlock on Toni, but Kris puts the chinlock on Willow! Toni endures, fights up, and she DOUBLE JAWBREAKERS free! Toni snapmares Willow, then snapmares Kris! Willow is up so Toni snapmares again! Kris is up so Toni snampares again! Snapmare for Willow! Snapmare for Kris! It’s Snapmare City!
The fans fire up, and Toni follows Kris outside. Snapmare to the floor! Willow is up, Toni gives her a snapmare to the floor! Toni keeps going with snapmare after snapmare, and then she gets them both! DOUBLE SNAPMARE! Toni is all fired up with Clarksville, and then she puts Willow in the ring. Toni storms up on Willow, stomps her, then she stomps Kris as she enters the ring. Toni CHOPS Kris to a corner, but Kris CHOPS back! Willow CHOPS Toni! Kris ROCKS Toni! Willow CHOPS Toni! Toni CHOPS Willow, Kris CHOPS Toni, Toni CHPOS Kris! The CHOPS are passed around while Dynamite returns to single picture.
The fans fire up as the CHOPS keep going, then Toni gives Willow and Kris a meeting of the minds! Toni goes up a corner, leaps, DOUBLE- NO, Willow & Kris catch her for a DOUBLE FALL AWAY SLAM! The fans fire up as the former friends now stand tall. Kris says Willow can have a free shot, but then Toni shoves Kris into Willow! Toni then fires forearms on Kris, but Kris fires back! The fans rally and Toni gets the edge. Toni swings, Kris dodges, but then Toni ducks Kris’s haymaker and it ROCKS Willow! Toni ROCKS Kris, then dodges Willow to HEADBUTT! Kris ROUNDHOUSES Toni, Willow LARIATS Kris!
The fans fire up as all three women fall! Willow crawls to ropes, fans cheer on “A E DUB!” and Toni brings Kris up. But Kris backdrops free! Then she SHOTGUNS Toni into a corner! Kris fires up, the fans are fired up with her, and she runs in, but Willow POUNCES! PERIOD! The fans fire up as Willow fireman’s carries Toni, but Toni fights free! Willow blocks the whip, but Toni kicks her! Toni whips successfully, but Willow reverses, so Toni HIP ATTACKS Kris! Willow SPLASHES Toni! Toni sits down with Kris, Willow CANNONBALLS! Willow hauls Toni up to fireman’s carry, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO!!
The fans fire up as Toni survives, but Willow rises back up. The straps come down and the fans fire up! “This is Awesome!” as Willow gut wrenches Toni. Toni fights it, wrenches out, and JAWBREAKERS! Kris Electric Chair Lifts Toni, but Toni slips out to GERMAN SUPLEX! Willow BOOTS Toni! Kris DISCUS LARIATS Willow! Toni swings on Kris, but Kris gets around to go to the corner. Toni bucks the O’Conner, but then Willow waistlocks Kris. They go to the same corner, Kris grabs Toni! Willow DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEXES!! The fans are thunderous and Willow storms up on Toni! Willow suplexes, Toni cradle counters! Kris breaks it!
Willow kicks Kris, gut wrenches, but Kris switches! Willow switches, repeat! They go around and around, Kris TOSSE Willow, then she scoops Toni! STATURDAY NIGHT FEVER!! Cover, Kris wins!
Winner: Kris Statlander, by pinfall (earns the Number One Spot in the Women’s Casino Gauntlet)
Kris pins the THREE-TIME AEW Women’s World Champion, and now she will lead off in next week’s historic Women’s Casino Gauntlet! But will Kris prove she is still the Galaxy’s Greatest? Or will another woman earn that golden ticket to Grand Slam: Australia?
BREAKING NEWS for Collision!
AEW is in Athens, Georgia when The Rated R Superstar takes on Big Bill 1v1, and the same for Dax Harwood with Chris Jericho! #RatedFTR already won in the Six Man Tag, will they tear down The Learning Tree one Branch at a time?
Backstage interview with Toni Storm.
AEW returns and Renee is with Toni, and says that was an unfortunate loss out there, and many were surprised she didn’t win. Toni is not surprised, though. She gave it her best, but clearly she’s “just not ready.” But it was an honor to be out there with those two, Kris really deserves this. The Casino Gauntlet is going to be amazing, but Toni just doesn’t feel ready for the big time. She’ll keep working hard, but it seems it can’t be #ToniTime all the time. Toni apologizes then heads out. Will the “new kid” find a way to regain some confidence in herself?
And now…
With the same theme he used for his epic return to NJPW on Sunday, The Best Bout Machine emerges from the shadows and into the spotlight! Clarksville is all fired up for Omega rising like a phoenix! Omega goes to the ring, grabs a mic, and the fans cheer “KENNY! KENNY!” “Welcome Back! Welcome Back!” Omega takes a moment to soak it all in, then says, “This isn’t making it any more easy, guys. But thank you. It was a little over a year ago I checked myself into a hospital, and I was given the bad news. I had something called diverticulitis.” The fans boo diverticulitis, and Omega nods.
Omega explains that diverticulitis took two feet of his intestines from him, and says that if he hadn’t checked himself in when he did, the doctor let him know that Kenny would’ve died. So for the past year, it has been a roller coaster ride. The fans cheer Omega on, and chant, “Never Give Up!” Omega says upon a successful surgery, he had two questions. One: How long was recovery going to be? Two: When could Omega get back in the ring? The fans cheer that! Omega’s doctor told him that Omega would be lucky to return to a normal way of life, let alone to the ring, let alone to the Kenny Omega he used to be.
Omega says being a pro-wrestler and doing what pro-wrestlers do, he of course pushed through, maybe pushed a little too hard. He ended up being in the hospital four more times, four weeks at a time, and he had to really ask himself: Is this really worth it? Can he even do it? The fans chant “YES! YES! YES!” Omega says he can’t lie, there was a moment when he felt like giving up was the safest option. The fans boo that idea, but Omega says once he considered that option, he realized… “What purpose do I even have? What purpose do I even have on this planet if I don’t have you people with me?”
The fans cheer again, and Omega says he tested his theory. He found his purpose in Tokyo, just like he found it here tonight! And that is, if he’s not in the ring in front of the people, giving them everything he has every single week he has, then he’s not living! If he’s not showing the world that Kenny Omega CAN be the best, CAN be the Wrestling God, then he is NOT living! So even though he can’t be the same Omega, even though he can’t do the things he used to, this NEW Omega, the one that isn’t concerned about money, isn’t concerned about power, isn’t concerned about revenge, THIS Kenny Omega can still prove-
Wait, is that Don Callis? Guess he’s also back from Japan… The fans boo as Callis goes to the ring, mic in hand, but Omega is wary of the Don Callis Family ambushing him. Callis says, “Well look who’s back from the dead!” Callis barely finishes that sentence before Omega rushes him at the ramp! Omega fires hands on Callis, and NOW the Family rushes out! Brian Cage & Lance Archer mug Omega, twist his legs, and then send him into railing! Cage then puts Omega back in the ring, and both Murder Machines get in, only for Omega to fire hands in return! The fans fire up but this is still 2v1! And then 3v1 as Kyle Fletcher joins in!
The fans boo but Kyle DECKS Omega! The Callis Family drags Omega up again, and then Cage throws a BODY SHOT!! Omega crumples to the mat, and Cage hauls Omega up! Cage reels Omega in, but WILL OSPREAY hurries out here! And he has a chair! Ospreay JAMS Archer, SMACKS him down, then slides into the ring! Kyle & Cage go running! The fans fire up as the Aerial Assassin saves The Cleaner, but wait! He takes aim! Omega sees Ospreay first, and Ospreay drops the chair. The fans lose their minds as after fighting tooth ‘n’ nail over a year ago, these two are oddly on the same side: against Don Callis!
As such, Ospreay and Omega nod, and they stand down. Will Omega and Ospreay put their differences aside long enough to tear down The Don Callis Family? But BREAKING NEWS for Maximum Carnage: Omega will face Brian Cage 1v1 for his first match back in AEW! Will the 2025 version of Kenny Omega still be better than the rest?
My Thoughts:
An awesome Dynamite here as one part go-home to Maximum Carnage, one part turning-the-corner from the New Year stuff, including WrestleDynasty. Ospreay VS Buddy was awesome as an opener, and partly just an excuse to keep Ospreay out of the third Men’s Casino Gauntlet since he’s undefeated in those. At the same time, it is an interesting move that he’d try and get Buddy to think about what Buddy can do on his own. And given the constant “Is he gone or isn’t he?” nature of the Malakai Black speculation, it feels like another badly done work-shoot from AEW all because Tony Khan can’t figure out that, uh, duh, he could just book the House for various singles titles.
It was even pointed out by AEW themselves that Buddy Matthews won that Fatal 4 Way at Full Gear in November, did diddly squat all December because he wasn’t in the Continental Classic, and now he’s back. I said it when the C2 field was announced and I’ll say it here: Why wasn’t Buddy in the tournament? As for the present, the House of Black doesn’t even need to break up, they just need to be booked for singles titles. Buddy could challenge Okada for the Continental Championship, or he could challenge Takeshita for the International Championship, and even if he doesn’t win, he’ll give those guys one hell of a match, and we all want to see it.
I don’t include the TNT Championship in that right now because clearly there is more building between Hurt Syndicate and the various other champions. Great promo from Syndicate and Private Party for them to set up a possible tag title scenario. Private Party’s friendship with Garcia should also inspire Hurt Syndicate actually recruiting another wrestler to give us a Six Man Tag, then we split off into the various title matches. I’ll only lightly touch on TK fumbling that recruitment story where MVP handed out the cards to only a few people, yet decided none of them were good enough to join up because TK ended up having other story ideas first.
Very good promo from Mariah May and Harley Cameron to set up their non-title match, which should really just be advertised as Title Eliminator since duh, if Harley were to miraculously beat Mariah, she’d basically be in line for a title match. But at the same time, we know Mariah is winning so why try and kayfabe Harley’s hopes? Plus, we finally get a Women’s Casino Gauntlet and the winner of that goes to Grand Slam: Australia with Mariah. Awesome Triple Threat as the main event match, and a great choice for Toni to not win. Kris will make a great leadoff wrestler like Jay White was in the Men’s Casino Gauntlet. Toni’s promo after was really good, too, maybe she’s taking the long route back to the title, perhaps being the challenger for Revolution.
And speaking of the Men’s Casino Gauntlet, it was great for White to lead, but I figured he wasn’t winning. Ricochet with the swerve entrance was hilarious. And very clever idea for Yuta to get in this match, perhaps teasing a Finger Poke of Doom type scenario. I’m surprised he went after Jarrett that hard so as to take him completely out of the running. Why not do that to White to paint White as the biggest threat to Moxley while also hyping up a 1v1 match between them? Hobbs winning is great, this is essentially a rematch from their IWGP World Heavyweight Championship match, and a good way to make it up to Hobbs for him getting hurt back then. However, there’s a very good chance The Death Riders work to screw Hobbs over so Moxley wins in his hometown.
MJF and Jarrett have a great promo to follow that up, and now we have our countdown for Jarrett. Jarrett VS MJF is obviously what’s happening next, that’ll be great stuff, and it can be used to help either guy get to the title. Omega had a great segment to close, great promo and then great brawl with the Callis Family. A little surprising that’s the feud we’re going with for Omega, but it does make sense when Callis is just that much of a scumbag. Omega and Ospreay being unlikely allies is good stuff, Omega VS Cage next week will be great, and I’m sure this will be a pretty good story going to Grand Slam: Australia and even to Revolution.
My Score: 9/10
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New Year, new champs?
AEW also takes Collision to the MAX, as Private Party defend their World Tag Team Championships while Daniel Garcia defend his TNT Championship! Will the landscape of AEW change already?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- AEW TNT Championship: Daniel Garcia VS Mark Briscoe; Garcia wins and retains the title.
- Jeff Jarrett VS Aaron Solo; Jarrett wins.
- AEW World Tag Team Championships: Private Party VS Lio Rush & Action Andretti; Private Party wins and retains the titles.
- Toni Storm VS Deonna Purrazzo w/ Taya Valkyrie; Toni wins.
- $100K Fatal 4 Way: Komander VS Dante Martin VS Brian Cage VS The Beast Mortos; Cage wins and earns the $100,000 prize.
- Six Man Tag: #RatedFTR VS The Learning Tree; Rated FTR wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Mark Briscoe speaks.
“It’s the New Year, but the only thing I’m bringing new is the fact that I’m cranking it up, baby! The violence! The intensity! All that! Tonight, Daniel Garcia, I’m coming for that TNT title! Danny G, you’re my boi, but I must whoop dat ass tonight, cuz I need that TNT title! Let’s go, baby! ARF ARF AAAH!”
Daniel Garcia speaks.
“Tonight, we make history. The first ever simulcast, TNT, MAX, Mark Briscoe, Daniel Garcia. Mark, I like you, but everybody in Charlotte, North Carolina wants to see a fight tonight, and I do, too. Let’s get it!”
The Learning Tree speaks.
Big Bill starts by telling Rated FTR that tonight, you get taken to school. They won’t give you a rating, they’re giving you a grade. Bryan Keith says they’re gonna flunk, dumbass! Chris Jericho says, “See you soon, guys.” Then his smile slowly sours to a frown.
Rated FTR speaks.
Dax Harwood says that for the first time ever, Collision is on both MAX and TNT. And three days after an absolute war on Dynamite, Rated FTR makes their Collision debut. And it is against Jericho & The Learning Tree. Cash Wheeler says more like The Ugly Trees. Or maybe they fell out of an ugly tree, hit every ugly branch, then got run over by an ugly bus driven by an ugly bus driver, full of ugly kids. Well, that said, #TopGuysOut. But will things get ugly here on the first Saturday night of 2025?
AEW TNT Championship: Daniel Garcia VS Mark Briscoe!
A rematch from the 2024 Continental Classic, Red Death wants to redeem himself against the Sussex County Chicken. Will Garcia make sure he’s still the Face of TNT in the New Year? Or will Briscoe take the intensity to the MAX?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and Collision kicks off with gold!
The bell rings and the fans rally up. Garcia and Briscoe circle, and the two tie up. They’re in a deadlock, but then Briscoe finds a point of leverage. Briscoe puts Garcia in a corner, the ref counts, and Briscoe lets off cleanly. The fans cheer and Briscoe resets with Garcia. They tie up again, are in another deadlock, and Garcia waistlocks. Garcia spins Briscoe to snapmare, but then he lets off. Briscoe stands, the two circle again. The fans duel and the two feel things out. They tie up again, and Briscoe headlocks. Garcia powers up, powers out, but Briscoe grabs ropes. Briscoe ELBOWS Garcia, then TOSSES him out!
The fans fire up and Briscoe builds speed, but Garcia slides in while Briscoe slides out! The fans are torn but Garcia waits on Briscoe to return. Briscoe dares Garcia to bring the fight to him on the outside instead. The fans fire up but the ring count climbs, so Briscoe goes back into the ring. Briscoe and Garcia reset, tie up, and are in a deadlock. Briscoe wrenches, Garcia rolls and wrenches back. Briscoe rolls, trips Garcia, then drops into a headlock. Garcia headscissors, Briscoe kips free, and the fans cheer the standoff. Briscoe and Garcia circle again, the dueling continues, and the two tie up again.
Garcia waistlocks, rolls Briscoe, then ties up the legs. The fans rally as Garcia then hooks the legs, and he hears the fans get louder. Garcia STOMPS the legs, and Briscoe gets frustrated. The two reset, tie up, and Briscoe headlocks for the takeover. Garcia headscissors, Briscoe kips free, and now roles reverse as Garcia headlocks for the takeover but Briscoe headscissors. Garcia kips free, Briscoe kicks low! Briscoe underhooks but Garcia trips him! Garcia has the legs but Briscoe kicks him away! Another standoff and the fans cheer again. Garcia puts up his dukes, and he does his dance! Briscoe runs up but Garcia TOSSES him!
Garcia waits on Briscoe again, but Briscoe again dares Garcia to come get him. Garcia holds the ropes open, the ring count climbs, but Briscoe goes around the side to slide step in on his own. Briscoe won’t let Garcia do him like that, and the two go again. They tie up, break, then Briscoe dodges to CHOP! And ROCK! And CHOP again! Briscoe brings Garcia in to suplex high and hard! Cover, ONE!! Garcia is tougher than that, but Briscoe brings him up. Briscoe swings, Garcia gets around and spins Briscoe for a TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Then TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT again! And then TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT again! Cover off the hattrick, TWO!
Briscoe goes to the corner, Garcia runs up, and Garcia LARIATS! Garcia climbs up, the fans count along as he rains down fists, buy Briscoe stops him at 5! Briscoe then UPPERCUTS Garcia off the corner! Garcia falls, Briscoe runs to WRECK him with a dropkick! The fans fire up and Briscoe goes to the apron! BLOCKBUSTER to the floor! The fans fire up more and Mark hops up onto the railing. The fans cheer as Collision goes picture in picture.
Briscoe drags Garcia up, CHOPS him, then follows him to the barriers. Briscoe ROCKS Garcia, CHOPS him, then refreshes the ring count. Briscoe then kicks Garcia, then snap suplexes him to the floor! The fans cheer while Briscoe goes up to the apron. BANG BANG, FOLEY ELBOW DROP! Briscoe has the fans all fired up, then he ROCKS Garcia. Briscoe again refreshes the ring count, and he BOOTS Garcia against railing! Briscoe CHOPS Garcia, the fans cheer, and then Briscoe CHOPS Garcia again! Briscoe brings Garcia around, but Garcia fights the suplex! Garcia slips free, slips into the ring, but Briscoe follows him.
Briscoe aims from the apron, RAMS into Garcia, then slingshots to sunset flip! Garcia rolls through and he gets a leg! Briscoe fights but Garcia still turns him over for a HALF CRAB! Briscoe endures, even as Garcia sits on the hold! Briscoe turns over and he kicks at Garcia! Garcia just steps through, only for Briscoe to BOOT him to the apron! Collision returns to single picture as Briscoe ROCKS Garcia! Garcia holds onto the ropes, Briscoe fires more shots! Garcia hits back! The fans rally as the haymakers go back and forth! Garcia then fires a flurry! Garcia storms in, storms up, but Briscoe body shots!
Briscoe suplexes but Garcia fights it! Garcia tries to suplex but Briscoe fights it! They fight for control, and Briscoe suplexes Garcia and himself up and out of the ring! The fans fire up while both men are down on the floor! The ring count climbs, both men stir at 4 of 10, but Briscoe grabs a foot. Garcia kicks free, goes to the apron, but Briscoe drags him back out! Garcia BOOTS Briscoe away, rolls into the ring, but Briscoe follows! Garcia catches Briscoe, but Briscoe goes to backdrop! Garcia fights that off, but Briscoe REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUTS! Briscoe runs, but into a BOOT! Briscoe BOOTS in return!
Garcia rebounds, gets under, SAIDO! But Briscoe is right up! Both men run, Briscoe LARIATS first!! The fans fire up for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” making this the first match. Briscoe and Garcia rise up, and Briscoe runs up. Garcia BOOTS back, but Briscoe LARIATS again! Briscoe suplexes for a FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Garcia survives and the fans fire up! Briscoe calls his shot, hauls Garcia up and reels him in. Underhook and- NO, Garcia fights the driller! Briscoe adjusts to POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO! Garcia survives, then he clings to the ref, he must really be in a daze if he doesn’t know who is who!
Briscoe drags Garcia up, fireman’s carries, but Garcia fights with elbows! Garcia is free, and he JABS! Briscoe shakes his head, but Garcia JABS again! Briscoe fires up, but Garcia JABS, JABS, and JABS! Briscoe roars, the fans fire up, but Garcia fires a haymaker! Briscoe fires back, the fans rally as the shots go back and forth! Briscoe fires a flurry, but Garcia CHOPS! And ROCKS! And repeat! Garcia whips, Briscoe reverses and CHOPS! Then Briscoe fires forearms to put Garcia in a corner! Briscoe lets off, takes a swing, but Garcia dodges! Garcia CHOPS again! Garcia climbs up, and he rains down fists! The fans count along, all the way to 6 before Briscoe shoves him down!
Garcia comes back with a SHOTGUN! The fans fire up as Garcia goes for more shots! Garcia goes right to nine, then winds up for TEN! Garcia snarls, he reels Briscoe in, PILEDRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Briscoe survives and the fans fire up! Garcia snarls and he reels Briscoe in, but Briscoe BACKDROPS free! Briscoe underhooks but Garcia wrenches and body scissors for a takedown! Garcia has the legs, and he steps over for the DRAGON TAMER!! Briscoe endures, the fans rally, and Briscoe reaches out to the ROPEBREAK! Garcia lets go in frustration, but he drags Briscoe up in a corner. Garcia CHOPS Briscoe, puts him up top, then climbs.
The fans rally as Garcia brings Briscoe up to the very top, but Briscoe fires body shots! Briscoe then UPPERCUTS, and Garcia falls! The three minute warning is given, and Briscoe vows to end this! FROGGY-BOW!! Cover, TWO!! Garcia survives and Briscoe fires up! Briscoe calls his shot, underhooks Garcia, JAY DRILLER!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!! Garcia survives by a literal foot and Briscoe is stunned! Briscoe slashes his throat, he drags Garcia up again! Straitjacket, but Garcia grabs the ropes! Briscoe CLUBS away on Garcia, torture racks, but Garcia slips free! Tackle and jackknife bridge, GARCIA WINS!!
Winner: Daniel Garcia, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)
With two minutes to spare, Garcia finds a way to win! Briscoe shows Garcia respect, that was definitely a fight! But will Garcia be able to keep up the pace through 2025?
The Death Riders speak.
Specifically, Wheeler Yuta tells Jay White that he had no business interfering with the main event match on Dynamite! But now, he is a marked man! White is Yuta’s target, because nobody, and he means NOBODY- Moxley has Yuta calm down, and he brings up FTR. Moxley has always had respect men who are a defining tag team in their generation. In Moxley’s generation. Taking old school to the next level, like their generation does. They are representative of an artform that is tag team competition. Two of the toughest SOBs East of the Mississippi. But FTR crossed a line interfering in Moxley’s business.
FTR paid a price, but as far as Moxley’s concerned, that was the end of it. Then what’d FTR do? They created a whole new mess! And they didn’t come alone, they brought a “friend,” if that’s what we’re calling it. What do we know about “Cope,” Adam Copeland? A legend, an innovator, perennial champion, and he has the gold to prove it. Reigns, belts, trophies, whatever you want. Spent nearly a decade on the shelf with a broken neck, almost extinct. But he defied the laws of nature to come to a new, more unforgiving world, in the most unforgiving sport in the world. Cope came up the hard way. Been through everything, seen everything.
But he’s always been a frontrunner. This new world, this AEW of the future… In Moxley’s world, survival comes at a cost, so Cope will have to become something new. If Rated FTR wants to keep going down this road, Moxley won’t stop them. But he promises them that they will find nothing good down this road. Hell on Earth, if you will. Moxley leads The Death Riders away, but will the New Year be the end for their enemies?
Jeff Jarrett VS Aaron Solo!
The Last Outlaw declared on Wednesday that his last wrestling contract is right here in AEW, and he wants to be AEW World Champion before the ride’s over! Double J got the better of QT Marshall, will he do the same to QT’s sidekick? Or will Solo remind us all that he’s Extra Talented?
Solo goes after Jarrett before the bell! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Solo keeps after Jarrett as the bell rings. Solo ROCKS Jarrett, whips him, then ELBOWS him down! Solo soaks up the heat while he mocks the Fargo Strut. Solo CLUBS Jarrett, ROCKS him again, but the fans rally for Double J. Solo laughs, whips Jarrett again, but Jarrett reverses and CLOBBERS Solo! And CLOBBERS him again! Solo blocks a kick but not the ENZIGIRI! Jarrett then runs to STRADDLE ATTACK! The fans fire up as we get the real Fargo Strut! Solo runs up, Jarrett dodges, and then Jarrett BACKDROPS him! Solo writhes but Jarrett brings him up.
Jarrett whips, Solo reverses, but Jarrett reverses back to KNEE low, and THE STROKE! But that’s not all, THE STROKE ENCORE! Cover, Jarrett wins!
Winner: Jeff Jarrett, by pinfall
The Last Outlaw puts this one to bed fast, he is all tuned up and ready to go for next week’s Casino Gauntlet! Will Jarrett earn himself that golden ticket to Maximum Carnage in Cincinnati? Will Moxley make Jarrett regret sticking around another year?
AEW World Tag Team Championships: Private Party VS Lio Rush & Action Andretti!
Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy brokered the #1 contenders match between both sides of Top Flight Airlines, and little did anyone know that The Bad Child & Sight to See would resort to new lows just to win. But now it is time for their “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” at these titles, will Lio & Action make sure they’re the Men of the Hour? Or will there be no end to this party?
The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see whose time it is!
The teams sort out but there’s already some trash talk and even some shoving. The ref reprimands, gets the teams to sort out already, and Lio starts against Brother Zay. The fans rally as Zay and Lio circle. They talk more smack, the fans rally behind Private Party, and then Lio steps to Quen! Lio grins, Zay runs up, but Lio slips around. Zay elbows Lio, whips, but Lio reverses. Zay dodges Lio to BLAST Action! Lio BLASTS Zay, Quen BLASTS Lio! Then things start going off on the outside! The fans fire up as Private Party gets the edge, and they put the challengers back in the ring. The fans cheer, but then Lio & Action regroup.
Private Party returns, Zay blocks Action’s boot to give it to Lio. Quen kicks but Lio ducks! Zay ENZIGIRIS Action! Quen blocks Lio’s kick, flips him, then Zay pops Lio up for an atomic drop! ENZIGIRI! Action returns but into a DOUBLE BACKDROP! The fans fire up with Private Party, then they set up with Lio in the corner. PARTY IN- NO, Action drags Quen out and Lio CLOBBERS Zay! Quen is sent into barriers, then a DOUBLE SUPLEX onto the apron! The fans boo but Action & Lio mug Zay with their strike fest combos! They kick legs out then double FALCON ARROW! Cover by Lio, TWO!
Zay stays in this but Lio grins as he looms over him. The fans boo but Lio mocks the shots. Lio drags Zay up, the fans chant “LIO SUCKS!” Lio ROCKS Zay to the corner, tags Action, and they double snapmare. Zay sits up into a KICK after KICK! Then Action & Lio both run, DOUBLE BASEMENT DROPKICK SANDWICH! Zay writhes, Quen crawls to the corner, but Action stomps a mudhole into Zay. Action stands Zay up to CHOP, but Zay CHOPS! Action RAMS into Zay again and again, then sits him down. Action goes corner to corner and back again, HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! Cover, TWO!
The fans continue to rally but Action BOOTS Quen back down! Action stalks Zay, drags him up, and brings him to Lio. Lio tags in, he and Action DOUBLE SUPLEX! Zay writhes and Lio soaks up the heat. Lio talks smack, stomps away on Zay, then throws hands. Zay flounders, Quen drags himself up to the corner, but Lio stays between them while Collision goes picture in picture.
Lio wrenches Zay for a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Lio taunts Quen, facelocks Zay and gator rolls him away. The ref won’t honor the tag via Lio’s foot, which Lio argues about, but Zay rolls Lio up! TWO!! Lio CLOBBERS Zay! Lio keeps Zay down with a headlock and Action talks smack to fans. The fans talk smack back while Lio rains down fists. Lio drags Zay up, brings him over to bump off buckles, and he tags Action. They mug Zay, stomp a mudhole in, but they stop as the ref counts 4. Action drags Zay to a cocky cover, TWO! Action scuffs Zay, taunts him, then stands him up. Zay CHOPS back and fires off hands, and Collision goes to break!
Collision returns and Action has Zay down again. Action may have also knocked Quen back down, he isn’t on the apron. Lio steps in so that he and Action can double whip Zay to the corner. Action runs up, but Zay TOSSES Action out! Lio runs up but Zay pops him up for a SPINEBUSTER! The fans fire up while Zay crawls, and Quen returns to the apron! Zay crawls, Lio grabs at feet, but Zay kicks free! Hot tag to Quen! The fans fire up as Quen rallies on Action! Forearm, forearm, BOOT, ROUNDHOUSE! Lio runs up, Quen fireman’s carries, but the back stops him! Lio goes to a corner, Quen runs up, but Lio BOOTS him!
Lio goes up, but Quen GAMANGIRIS! Quen fireman’s carries now, and he DEATH VALLEY DRIVERS Lio onto Action! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up and Quen brings Action over. Tag to Zay, and Zay puts Action up top! GAMANGIRI, and then Zay whips Quen, but Quen collapses! Zay helps Quen to his feet, then he ROCKS Action. Zay brings Action in, but Action denies the Twist of Fate! Action sends Zay into Lio’s CUTTER! Quen is stuck up top for Action’s SUPER SPANISH FLY! Lio DIVES onto Zay, then puts him back in! Lio hoists Zay up top, calls to Action, then climbs. Lio SUPER STEEINERS Zay into a CUTTER! GIN & JUICE?!? Cover, TWO!!
The fans fire up as Lio & Action could not score using Private Party’s own move! Lio & Action talk out what to do next, and wait! Top Flight is in the crowd taunting them! Lio & Action ignore Dante & Darius to climb up, but Quen gets in to help Zay. Zay & Quen dare Lio & Action to bring the fight, so Action & Lio run up! The hands fly and the fans fire up! Private Party gets the edge, then run, but Lio & Action both dodge! They send Private Party at each other, but Quen & Zay dosido! QUADRUPLE LARIATS take everyone down! The fans fire up and Top Flight pretend to be worried for Lio & Action.
Hot tags to Lio and Quen, and Lio gets around to ROCK Quen’s back! Lio runs, RUSH- NO! Quen stops the stunner to TOSS Lio! Zay CANNONBALLS Lio down! But Action ARABIAN PRESS SAULTS Zay! The fans boo but Quen is going up top! SUPER SWANTON! Down go Lio & Action! The fans fire up while Quen puts Lio in. Tag to Zay and he kicks Lio! TWIST OF FATE! Quen goes up, SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Cover, but Action 450 SPLASHES onto it all! Top Flight admits, that was good. Action drags Lio to their corner and then tags himself in. Action & Lio go after Zay but Zay fires off shots! But Action blocks his kick!
Zay still fights, and he manages a STUNNER on Lio! But action fireman’s carries! Zay fights with elbows, then goes to the apron. Zay GAMANGIRIS, sunset flips, but Action stays up! Lio grabs Action’s hand! DANTE BREAKS THAT UP! Zay rolls Action, PRIVATE PARTY WINS!!
Winners: Private Party, by pinfall (still AEW World Tag Team Champions)
Lio is furious, but Top Flight made sure justice was served! Will Darius & Dante make sure Lio & Action are humbled for the New Year?
Backstage interview with “Cope,” Adam Copeland.
Lexy Nair is with the Rated R Superstar and says Rated FTR takes on The Learning Tree, Chris Jericho and his group. But she wants to take us back to Worlds End, seeing him and FTR target The Death Riders. Why? Cope says it is real simple: You attack his friends, now they have a problem. Moxley and his Death Riders, they threw Darby Allin down a flight of stairs in the Hammerstein Ballroom, we haven’t seen Darby in the week since, no telling when he will be back. The Death Riders also attacked FTR, very dear friends of Cope’s. Therefore, we have a problem. And there’s also the fact that Jon Moxley is the AEW World Champion.
And while Cope was gone, he heard Moxley say that no one here wants to be AEW World Champion. Well, Cope wasn’t here, but he’s an ELEVEN-TIME World Champion! And it’s time to make that a dirty dozen! Cope won’t hide that title in a bag or a briefcase, hide it in a pouch, he will wear it around his waist proudly, like a world champion should! So Moxley, it is- Wait, Chris Jericho walks over. The ROH World Champion hears Cope talking about Moxley, but don’t forget what he has in front of him tonight, here on Collision. Because while Cope was gone, Jericho became a world champion for a NINTH time!
Jericho is El Nueve, the King of New York, and The Learning Tree! Cope has Jericho stop there. Jericho doesn’t need to be all fired up, because Cope gets it. Cope respects Jericho. Hell, Cope kinda likes Jericho. They have a long history. In fact, this is the fourth decade that they’ll compete against each other in, and it’s been about 15 years since they faced off. Jericho says wow, four decades, 15 years. He doesn’t remember any of that. Seems their “relationship” meant more to Cope than it did to Jericho. Because all Jericho remembers was Cope getting hurt all the time. Okay, Cope will take that “liking” thing back.
Because now Cope can only remember that Jericho’s an A-hole, and still is. See you out there. Cope heads out, and Jericho says as far as he’s concerned. Cope’s a Dope! Sick burn. Jericho leaves, having complimented himself, but will Cope add insult to injury when Rated FTR chops down The Learning Tree?
Toni Storm VS Deonna Purrazzo w/ Taya Valkyrie!
The Rockstar didn’t quite get The Virtuosa’s insult when Deonna mocked Toni’s apparent memory loss. However, Deonna also vowed to make this a night no one will forget. Will Deonna make sure to end “rookie” Toni’s time before it even begins? Or will no Vendetta take down the former AEW Women’s World Champion?
The bell rings and Toni offers a handshake. Deonna accepts it, the fans cheer, and the two circle. They feel things out, knuckle lock, and go shoulder to shoulder in a Test of Strength. The fans rally as Toni pushes Deonna, but Deonna trips Toni! Double knuckle lock cover, ONE as Toni gets an arm up! Deonna pushes it down, ONE as the other arm comes up! That arm goes down, ONE as Toni bridges. Deonna hops on, Toni drops, but then kips up to MONKEY FLIP! They have a double cover, ONE as arms come up! ONE as the other arms come up! ONE as both women bridge! They shake hands again, and the fans cheer.
But then Deonna SLAPS Toni! No more sportsmanship, and Taya taunts Toni. Deonna stomps Toni in the corner, then digs her boots in. The ref counts, Deonna steps off, but Taya pulls Toni’s hair! The fans boo but Taya gets away with that. Deonna brings Toni up to bump her off buckles, then she CHOPS! Toni goes to another corner, but Deonna CHOPS again! The fans “WOO~!” and Deonna RAMS into Toni. Deonna smiles as she digs her shoulder in, but the fans rally up. Deonna whips, Toni comes back and she CLOBBERS Deonna! Deonna bails out and Taya is there to cool her down. Taya coaches Deonna up but Toni storms out.
Taya stands in the way, Toni says look, what’s that? Taya falls for it and Toni goes after Deonna! Deonna clinches, Toni fires forearms! Toni RAMS Deonna into the barriers, CHOPS her, then SMACKS her off the apron! Toni puts Deonna in but Taya storms up! Taya drags Toni off the apron! The fans boo but Deonna WRECKS Toni with a dropkick! Deonna goes up the apron, and she CANNONBALLS! Not the cleanest tumble but Toni still falls, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Toni writhes while The Vendetta soak up the heat. Deonna brings Toni around to RAM into the barriers, then SLAPS her! Taya cheers while Toni staggers around. Deonna puts Toni in the ring, Toni goes to a corner, and Deonna storms up. Deonna stands Toni up to LARIAT, then LARIAT again! Then short arm LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Deonna is annoyed but she drags Toni up to TOSS her out of the ring! The ref argues with Deonna but Taya gets a bunch of stomps in! Taya soaks up the heat, Toni crawls to the ring, but Deonna is there to stomp her! Deonna drags Toni up to throat chop! The ref reprimands but Deonna stomps Toni more.
Deonna whips corner to corner, runs up, and she blocks boots to put Toni in the ropes! DRAPING DDT! Deonna smiles as she strikes like a Viper, then covers, TWO! Taya is frustrated for Deonna but Deonna drags Toni up. Deonna whips, Toni reverses and Deonna is sent out of the ring! Taya coaches Deonna and Deonna hurries back in, but Toni CLUBS away on her! Toni whips, Deonna reverses and ELBOWS her down! Deonna soaks up heat while Toni sits up slowly. Deonna digs her knee into Toni’s back with the chinlock, but Toni endures. Toni fights up, Collision returns to single picture, and Toni fires body shots!
Toni is free but Deonna runs, only for Toni to scoop and BACKBREAKER! Toni and Deonna stand, and Toni hits a THESZ PRESS! Toni rains down fists, the fans fire up, and Toni brings Deonna up to FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect, but Toni hooks up the legs! DEATHLOCK STF! Deonna endures, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Toni lets go, Deonna goes to a corner, and the fans fire up for the rock ‘n’ roll! HIP ATTACK! And then STORM- NO, Deonna trips Toni to jackknife, TWO! Toni reels Deonna back in but Taya gets on the apron! Toni storms up on Taya, Taya avoids the shot, and Deonna GERMAN SUPLEXES!
Deonna BOOTS Toni down, covers, TWO!! Toni survives but Deonna goes for an arm! FUJIWARA ARMBAR! Toni endures, fights around, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Toni survives by a foot and Taya scowls. Deonna lets go in frustration, then reels Toni. But Toni wrenches out and fires forearms! The fans rally up, Deonna fires back! The forearms go faster and faster, meaner and meaner! Toni gets the edge but Deonna shoves her! Toni HEADBUTTS! Deonna BOOTS! Toni kicks and DDTS! Cover, TWO! Deonna survives but Toni has her up and in! Deonna RAMS Toni into a corner! And RAMS her again!
Deonna lets off to run up, but Toni ELBOWS her away! Taya storms up but Toni DEKCS her for it! But Deonna rolls Toni! TWO!! Toni escapes, Deonna wrenches, but Toni wrenches back! Cradle, TONI WINS!!
Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall
Toni hurries away before Taya can get at her! The Vendetta got bested by the “rookie,” and even Toni is surprised! Will this win streak of hers bring Toni back to the top of AEW?
AEW shares footage from after Dynamite.
Alex Marvez was on standby as Christopher Daniels argued with Hangman Page given how Dynamite went down. Daniels says he keeps telling Hangman he is on Hangman’s side! All this anger is useless! Hangman could be world champion, and Daniels believes in him! Oh, Daniels bElIeVeS~ in him? What’s that even supposed to do for Hangman? It doesn’t mean s*it to Hangman! Y’know what Hangman needs? Daniels should’ve been at Worlds End, where was he? And what was Daniels supposed to do for Hangman? That was a Fatal 4 Way! Hangman says Daniels could’ve done something! Anything! But he got NOTHING.
In fact, what has Daniels given anyone? What has he given AEW? What has he given wrestling? When Hangman looks at Daniels, he sees an old man clinging on to a sport that left him behind a long time ago. Understand? And if Daniels hasn’t already lost his mind to old age, he would’ve hung it up five years ago when he still had an ounce of dignity! Hangman then SLAPS Daniels! The Fallen Angel seethes, but Hangman says, “That’s what I thought.” Daniels shouts at Hangman and TACKLES him! Daniels fires fists, HEADBUTTS away on Hangman, and even busts himself open with those! But he shouted at Hangman that he isn’t done!
Daniels fires off kicks and stomps, and he has Hangman reeling! Daniels says he is the Fallen Angel, and Hangman better respect him or go to Hell! Daniels storms off, and Hangman says if that’s how Daniels wants it, then he’ll get it. Is the Blackhat Cowboy about to go to war with one of the all-time greats?
AEW shares more footage from after Dynamite.
AEW Media caught up with Anthony Bowens to ask him about losing to Hurt Syndicate. Bowens says don’t ask him, ask Max Caster. Caster hobbles along and the reporter asks him what happened. Caster says what we witnessed was The Best Wrestler Alive in action, but a 2v1 attack by the Hurt Syndicate, a cowardly move by a couple of cowards. Caster said it before and will say it again, they don’t want The Syndicate here. Caster may have lost that battle but- Bowens returns to shout at Caster, “Are you kidding me?!” The Best Wrestler Alive BS got him exactly what he deserved out there!
And Caster has been annoying the hell out of Bowens, pissing him off, for MONTHS! By the way, that’s why Billy doesn’t even show up because he doesn’t wanna deal with Caster. Caster says F Billy! CASTER is the leader of The Acclaimed! He has to deal with Billy! Bowens gets mad and says the only reason he hasn’t punched Caster in the face is because Billy asked him not to. Oh? Then keep listening to Billy. Bowens storms off, is The Acclaimed going to fall apart before the year’s even begun?
$100K Fatal 4 Way: Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes VS Dante Martin w/ Leila Grey VS Brian Cage VS The Beast Mortos!
That’s right, ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS is on the line in this match! The Commander of the Skies is already ROH World Television Champion, but could he be rolling in the green? Will Angel Dorado win another big money match for Top Flight? Will The Machine win the money for The Don Callis Family? Or will the menacing minotaur make La Faccion Ingobernable proud by raking in the dinero?
The bell rings and the fans rally up as the four men watch each other. Charlotte rallies behind “BEAST! BEAST! BEAST!” Mortos roars and runs up, but Dante & Komander dodge! Cage UPPERCUTS, Mortos stays up, but then Dante and Komander BOOT! Cage CLOBBERS Mortos, the fans boo, but then Komander & Dante kick. They double whip but Cage blocks! Cage kicks Dante, CLOBBERS Komander, then whips Komander to ropes. Komander slips out of the pop-up to MONKEY FLIP Dante, but Dante uses that to RANA Cage! The fans fire up as the Cruiserweights now circle, and then they DOUBLE DIVE to take out the big men!
The fans fire up and Leila Grey cheers Dante on. Dante gets in with Komander, arm-drag into a lateral press, TWO! Komander has the ghost pin, TWO! Dante has the cover back, TWO! Komander has it back, TWO! Dante has a cover, TWO! Mortos HEADBUTTS Dante down! The fans fire up as Mortos runs up on Komander, DISCUS- NO, Komander gets under. Mortos switches, back suplexes, but Komander lands out! Komander dodges again, then tilt-o-whirls for a DEJA VU RANA! The fans fire up while Mortos tumbles out! Komander then runs to go up, up and ARIHARA SKY TWISTER! The fans fire up as Komander takes down the big men!
Komander fires hands on Mortos, but now Dante goes up, up and ESCALARA SWANTON! The fans fire up again, and Dante puts Komander in, only for Lio to CLOBBER Dante! Lio whips Dante hard into railing! There’s nothing that can stop Lio, or Action for that matter as he comes back out here, but the damage was done. Cage tells them to get outta here, and then he goes to fetch Dante. Cage whips Dante back into railing, but Komander leaps over Mortos! Mortos runs up to slingshot whip, then POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Cover, but Cage is right in! Cage CLUBS Mortos, hauls him up, PUMP HANDLE FACEBUSTER!
Cage shouts, “Who Betta Than Cage?” while fans boo, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Darius returns to ringside to check on his brother, but Cage bumps Mortos off buckles. Cage RAMS into MOrtos again and again, then he ROCKS Mortos! mortos flounders against ropes, but Cage CHOPS him! And ROCKS him! And CHOPS again! Cage fires off more forearms and CHOPS, then a flurry of forearms! Cage fires up while Mortos flops over! Cage goes out to fetch Komander, and he RAMS Komander into the apron! And then he hits an APRON BACK SUPLEX! Komander writhes, Cage storms in, and Cage drags Komander up to bump off buckles. Cage whips corner to corner hard, and Komander bounces off buckles!
Cage goes to the apron and he drags Dante up. Cage DECKS Dante, then aims from the apron. Cage BOOTS Dante down, then goes back to the ring. Mortos attacks but Cage ROCKS him first! Cage and Mrtos fire forearms, then haymakers! Mortos SMACKS Cage, Cage ROCKS Mortos, repeat! Cage JUMP KNEES, Mortos falls, and Collision goes to break!
Collision returns and Cage hoists Mortos up for a BIG back suplex! The fans rally but Cage runs up on Dante. Dante goes up, around, and GAMANGIRIS! Dante then dodges a shoulder to KICK Cage in the ropes! But Cage SUPERKICKS back! Mortos HEADBUTTS Cage! Cage goes to a corner, Mortos UPPERCUTS, LARIATS and GAMANGIRIS! Mortos snapmares to then NECK TWIST! Cage flounders away, Komander is back, but Mortos SOBATS, KNEES, and ELBOWS Komander! Snapmare, but Komander handsprings through! Things keepm oving, Komander rolls to then FACEBUSTER!
The fans fire up as Komander runs, goes up and up, FLYING DESTROYER!! The fans are thunderous and Komander is all fire dup! But then Cage FLAPJACKS Komander, reels him in, and puts one out! POWER- NO, Komander slips free to ENZIGIRI! Dante springboards to CANNONBALL! Cage is down, Dante fires forearms on Komander. Dante runs up, forearm SMASHEs, then wrenches to reel Komander in. Dante goes up the corner for a headstand, then uses the momentum to suplex Komander far away! Mortos returns to shove Dante and scoop! CIPHER UTAKI! Cage rises, Mortos runs up, but Cage puts Mortos outside!
Mortos and Cage fire forearms, then Cage ROUNDHOUSES Mortos! Cage goes up the ropes and he deadlift SUPERPLEXES Mortos!! The fans fire up and Cage rises, but Komander QUEBRADAS! Cage catches him, swings him, btu Komander still DDTS through! And then POISON-RANA for Mortos! The fans fire up as Komander runs and aims at Cage! Springboard, but NO Destroyer this time! SPINEBUSTER and deadlift, into a fireman’s carry and F5!! Cover, but Dante runs up to sunset flip! Cage stays up, he YANKS Dante up, and then whips for the DISCUS LARIAT! Ripcord into the Gory Especial, for WEAPON X!! Cover, CAGE WINS!
Winner: Brian Cage, by pinfall (earns the $100,000 prize)
Don Callis is in Japan with Konosuke Takeshita right now, but clearly he’ll be happy to learn the family just made some serious bank! Will there be plenty to go around as the Don Callis Family looks to take over the wrestling world?
FTR talks with the Rock ‘n’ Roll Express.
Dax & Cash are honored to be standing in front of tag team greatness! The greatest tag team of all time, and for once, he doesn’t mean FTR. Well, don’t think they forgot about FTR dropping Ricky Morton on his head. Dax promises Ricky, that was a dark place in their lives. They apologize for that spike piledriver and almost breaking Ricky’s neck. From the bottom of Dax’s heart, he wants them to forgive him and Cash. Nah, just another day at the office. But then in step The Outrunners! Turbo Floyd & Truth Magnum look at the 80s legends, and Turbo says Memphis, Tennessee, Colt Convention Center, 1982, Rock ‘n’ Roll Express still owe them a dance!
FTR has The Outrunners calm down, and Ricky’s pretty sure these guys weren’t even born in 1982. Aw c’mon, they were just really young then. Yeah, Youngest Men Alive! And they’re here to collect! Well, Ricky isn’t sure what to say, but how about, “We’re sorry.” FTR says just bury the hatchet, guys. The 80s were a long time ago. Turbo tells Ricky & Robbie, “You son of a b*tch!” They all shake hands, and FTR says #TopGuysOut!
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Six Man Tag: #RatedFTR VS The Learning Tree!
Adam Copeland is making sure his return is a strong one, going after not just The Death Riders for all their crimes, but also accepting the challenge from Bryan Keith, Big Bill & Chris Jericho. Will the Learning Tree find a way to take the Top Guys out? Or will Jericho have to cope with a loss to Rated FTR?
The trios sort out and the fans rally for FTR while Cope starts against Jericho. The two circle, approach, but then Jericho backs off to tag in The Bad Apple. The fans boo but Keith and Cope circle now. Cope and Keith tie up, Keith waistlocks then headlocks. Cope powers up and out, drops down, then hurdles, to then DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Cope tags Dax, then Dax tags Cash. Cash hangs back while Dax & Cope double whip Keith, then Cash slingshot SHOULDER TACKLES Keith! The fans fire up as Cash covers, TWO! Cash UPPERCUTS Keith to the corner, wrenches Keith then tags Dax. But Keith gets away!
FTR stands down while Keith tags Bill. The fans are torn as Bill circles with Dax. Bill and Dax tie up, but Dax goes for a leg! Bill hops to a corner but Dax RAMS him again and again! Dax puts the leg on ropes, KICKS away on it, then pulls! The erf counts, Dax lets off, and Bill TOSSES Dax to the corner! Bill CHOPS Dax, and Dax dangles out of the ring! Bill then stands Dax up to CLUB him in the chest! Bill BODY SHOTS Dax, then whips corner to corner. Dax hits buckles hard, Bill storms up, but Dax drops down! Dax trips Bill, drags him to the corner, and he SWINGS the big leg into the post! And then SWINGS it again!
Keith runs up but Dax DECKS him! Jericho steps up, the ref stops him, and Dax slides into the ring. Dax brings Bill over, tags Cash, and FTR double whips. Bill RAMS both men, DECKS Cash then DECKS Dax! Then Bill CHOKE SLAMS Cash onto Dax! Both FTR writhes and Bill soaks up cheers and jeers while Collision goes picture in picture.
Bill stands over Cash, then steps on him at the ropes! The ref counts, Bill counts along, and steps off at 4. Bill “apologizes” to the ref, but Jericho gets cheap shots in! Cope protests but Bill CHOKES Cash on ropes! The ref counts, Bill lets off at 4 again, and now Keith gets a cheap shot in! Bill drags Cash up, but Dax CHOPS Keith! Bill tags Jericho and Jericho bumps Cash off buckles. Jericho fires lariat after lariat into the corner, then puts him up top. Jericho CHOPS Cash, climbs up, and Jericho waves hi to the fans. Then Jericho rains down fists on Cash, going all the way to NUEVE before the SUPER STEINER!
Jericho taunts Cope, stomps Cash, then taunts the fans. Jericho drags Cash up, CLUBS him down, stomps him around, then tags Keith. Keith & Jericho mug Cash, and Keith stalks Cash. Keith CLAWS Cash’s back, then pushes him down to drop a KNEE on the chest! Cover, TWO! Cash stays in this but the ref has to keep Dax back. Keith taunts Dax before he clamps onto Cash with a chinlock. Cash endures, the fans rally up, and Cash fights to his feet. Cash powers up and out, but Keith reverses to whip. Cash ducks ‘n’ dodges then catches Keith to a POWERSLAM! Both men are down and Collision returns to single picture.
The fans rally up as Cash and Keith both crawl, hot tags to Jericho and COPE! The fans fire up as Jericho sees he’s stuck now. Cope and Jericho circle, the fans are losing their minds already, and Jericho sighs. Jericho offers a handshake? Cope takes it, and then Jericho CHOPS! Cope CHOSP! The fans “WOO~!” as the CHOPS keep going here in Flair Country! The CHOPS keep going, but then Jericho pokes Cope’s eyes! Jericho whips but Cope CLOBBERS him! And FLAPJACKS! Then clinch and half nelson SIDE SLAM! Cope brings Jericho in, Keith runs up and attacks! The fans boo but Cash storms in!
Cash CLOBBERS Keith, but Bill CLOBBERS Cash! Dax runs in but Bill ROCKS him first! Bill reels Dax in, for a POWERBOMB! Bill SHOVES Cash up and out, but then Cope DUMPS Bill out! Jericho rolls Cope, with feet on the ropes! TWO!! Jericho swings, misses, and Cope kicks for the IMPALER DDT! Jericho flounders away and the fans fire up! Cope goes to a corner and he loads up! Jericho rises, Cope runs in, but Jericho hits a CODE BREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Cope survives but Jericho just soaks up the heat. Jericho stomps Cope around, drags him over, and Jericho puts Cope in the corner. Tag to Bill but the fans boo.
Bill & Keith mug Cope, then Bill digs his boots in. The ref counts, Bill stops, and The Learning Tree soaks up the heat. Bill stands on Cope’s neck, but he steps off at 4. Jericho CHOKES Cope behind the ref’s back! FTR protests but Jericho gets away with it. Bill mocks Cope’s rock ‘n’ roll hands, then tags Keith. They mug Cope, then Keith hits a ROPE GUILLOTINE! The ref reprimands and Cope sputters, but Keith tells the ref to shut up. Keith brings the straps down, then he fires forearms on Cope. Cope goes to a corner, Keith CHOKES Cope on ropes! The ref counts, Keith lets off, and then Keith wrenches to fireman’s carry.
Cope fights free and then EDGE-O-MATIC! Or perhaps the Cope-o-setic? The fans fire up while both men are down! Hot tags to Bill and Cash! Cash fires forearms on Bill, runs, then ROCKS Bill again! Keith returns, Cash DECKS him! Cash DROPKICKS Jericho, DROPKICKS Bill, then LARIATS! Bill stays up so Cash keeps moving! Cash ducks ‘n’ dodges to LARIAT! Bill staggers to a corner, fans fire up, and Cash runs up! But Bill TOSSES Cash up and out! Cash bumps crossbar but stays on his feet to HOTSHOT Bill! Cash goes up to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Bill stays in this so Cash uses ropes for a TORNADO DDT! Cover, TWO!
Bill is still tougher than all that, so Cash drags him over. Tag to Dax and FTR puts Bill in a corner. They hoist Bill up top, then they both go up after him. But Bill fires off big hands! Bill DECKS Cash, DECKS Dax, then adjusts, only for Dax to ROCK him! Dax fires more hands, then climbs up. Cash goes to another corner, as does Cope! Dax brings Bill up to SUPERPLEX! That’s the Power, here’s The GLORY from Cash! MACHO ELBOW from Cope! Cover, TWO?!? Bill survives and Rated FTR cannot believe it! But then they get Bill up to whip and- NO, Bill fights off Shatter Machine! Bill LARIATS Cash, LARIATS Cope, but Dax dodges!
Dax comes back, but into a SCRAPBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! The fans fire up as Dax survives Big Bill’s Big Boss Man Slam, but then Bill puts him in a corner. Bill aims from a corner, mocking Cope’s mannerisms, then runs in, but Dax dodges! Bill collides with buckles and post! Jericho hurries to tag in! Jericho runs up but Dax wrenches and suplexes for a BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Jericho survives, Keith returns, but Dax tackles Keith! Dax has the legs, SHARPSHOOTER! Cash runs up but Jericho trips him, WALLS OF JERICHO! Jericho and Dax shout at each other while the ref reprimands, none of this will matter since Cash and Keith aren’t legal!
Jericho and Dax let Cash and Keith go, to start throwing SLAPS at each other! The fans fire up as the SLAPS go back and forth, but then Cope and Bill BOOT Jericho and Dax! Bill BOOTS Cope! Bill runs but Cope DUMPS Bill out! Bill manages to stay on the apron, but Cope SPEARS him off! The fans fire up as Cope then climbs, for a SUPER CROSSBODY! Down goes Bill and the fans fire up! Keith runs at Cash, Cash DUMPS Keith out! Cash then builds speed, and Cash DIVES onto Bill! The fans fire up as Jericho and Dax are alone in the ring, and they start firing forearms! The fans rally as Dax CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS!
Dax runs, but Jericho BOOTS him! Both men run, DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Dax DECKS Jericho, then hurries to a corner! Dax climbs up, takes aim, but Keith has the ROH World title! Jericho grabs at the ref so he won’t see the BELT SHOT on Dax! Dax falls, the fans boo, and Jericho crawls to a cover! TWO?!?! Dax survives and the fans are thunderous! Jericho is stunned but Keith calls to him. And then Cash CLOBBERS Keith! Dax rolls Jericho up, TWO! Jericho runs up to LARIAT, then LIONSAULT FLOP as Dax moves in time! Dax tags Cash, Cash tags Cope! Jericho staggers up into SHATTER MACHINE! Then they give Jericho to Cope for the SPEAR!! Cover, Rated FTR wins!
Winners: Rated FTR, by pinfall
From Dynamite to Collision, from TBS to TNT to MAX, Rated FTR is undefeated! And Cope gets a mic to tell Charlotte, NC that it is so damn good to see them. But wait, The Death Riders are on the tron! Moxley says, “Guys, it’s a jungle out there. You gotta be careful. Accidents can happen.” Wait, the Death Riders have taken Rock ‘n’ Roll Express hostage?! Ricky tells Moxley he doesn’t have the balls. Is that so? Moxley tapes Ricky’s mouth, but the Outrunners rush over! Only for Yuta and Marina to CLOBBER them from behind! Rock ‘n’ Roll Express are just the bait so The Death Riders could get at FTR’s friends!
FTR & Cope hurry backstage, but The Death Riders slip away into the night! Rocky & Robby motion that they went out the door, so Rated FTR continues pursuit! Rocky & Robby get free and help Turbo & Truth, but will The Death Riders show no mercy to anyone, not even legends?
My Thoughts:
A great Collision to continue things from Dynamite as well as the MAX simulcast. Though, AEW continues to be redundant with promos. Why have the cold open promos from Rated FTR and Learning Tree and then the promos later? Just stick to the promos from Briscoe and Garcia, then maybe give us promos from Private Party and Lio & Action to hype up the tag title match. Cope and Jericho had a good promo together, and then we got a real fun promo from FTR, Rock ‘n’ Roll Express and The Outrunners, all leading into a great Six Man Tag main event. The only real flub was I think Cope’s half nelson slam was supposed to be his half nelson facebuster but Jericho thought it was Russian Leg Sweep.
Great win for Rated FTR, but much to my surprise, Death Riders went after Rock ‘n’ Roll Express and then Outrunners. I suppose if Cope is aiming for them, they of course have to go after him. Though, I dunno, maybe go after him, not the old guys who can’t even wrestle. Maybe Cope gets in on the Casino Gauntlet in hopes of getting a title shot at Maximum Carnage, but I feel like someone else wins to then lose to Moxley in Cincinnati. Cope can instead battle Moxley for either Homecoming (to counter program WWE Saturday Night’s Main Event), or even stretch this out to Revolution in March.
Jarrett of course beats Solo in their match, that helps Jarrett have some momentum going into the Casino Gauntlet, and maybe Jarrett wins so that he then takes the loss at Maximum Carnage. And great match from Toni VS Deonna, great win for Toni, that makes her 2-0 over The Vendetta. It might still be too soon for “Rockstar” Toni to face Mariah May for the championship, but maybe with big things happening at WrestleDynasty tomorrow, there will be big opportunities for Toni to go after one of Mercedes Mone’s multiple belts. I could see Toni winning the TBS Championship, acting like it’s her first major title, but then she actually makes history by being the first Women’s World and TBS Champion in AEW history, making her question her own reality.
Going back to the various title matches tonight, great promos from Briscoe and Garcia and a great match to kick the night off. Garcia of course won but that was a good showing from Briscoe. I was a little surprised no one came out to call Garcia out for the next shot, but they’ve got time since there’s Homecoming and Revolution to build towards. Great tag team title match, but I figured Private Party would win. It was a great detail that Lio & Action were going to cheat but Dante & Darius were there to prevent that. And of course Lio & Action came back for revenge during the Fatal 4 Way, because they could do it and not give Dante the win.
Now, that Fatal 4 Way was awesome, but does Tony Khan really have to put a kayfabe big money prize on it? If there has to be kayfabe incentive, make it a #1 contender’s match to a title. Komander was even in it, as ROH World TV Champion, so why not make this Fatal 4 Way a big Title Eliminator something or other? And have we ever really seen anything coming from the other big money matches? Did Top Flight really do something in kayfabe with that $3,000 prize or whatever that was? Alright, enough venting, Cage winning was good for Cage because he just lost the ROH World TV Championship and needed a rebound. Though, why not just make Cage & Archer next up for the tag titles?
My Score: 8.9/10
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