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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (6/6/20)
A pivotal moment for Hyrule Puro-Resu!
The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 4
Will Groose retain the Death Mountain Championship? Will Zelda head for the Goddess Championship? And who aims for HPW’s top prize? The answer to all those questions lies in Akkala’s Torin Wetlands!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- HPW Death Mountain Championship: Groose VS Ghirahim; Ghirahim wins and becomes the new Death Mountain Champion.
- HPW Goddess Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Cia w/ The Dark Forces VS Zelda; Cia wins and will challenge Midna for the title.
- HPW Triforce Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Ganondorf Dragmire VS Igos du Ikana; Dragmire wins and will challenge Link for the title.
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HPW and HPX set the scene!
The future of three titles will be determined in one night! First, the Living Blade lost his cool after losing yet another match. Ghirahim Mazokucho attacked Groose just as The Skyloft Stud was victorious over King Bulblin. To Ghirahim, Groose is not worthy of holding a championship, but has to prove it in the match! Will Groose be knocked off the top of Death Mountain already?
Second, the HPW Women’s Division finally has the spotlight again! The Princess of Hyrule was barred from the Triforce Championship, but her amended win-loss record still keeps her in the running for the Goddes Championship! But given those revelations, Zelda has a rematch with an opponent who beat her under controversial circumstances. The Black Sorceress, Cia, looks to lead her Dark Forces by example, but can she defeat a 100% focused Zelda?
And lastly, the Triforce Champion awaits a challenger! Link has been patiently waiting, and also doing appearances with media and fans, while HPW has sorted out the issue of contention. The Gerudo Ace, Ganondorf Dragmire, has also had a very easy time training and waiting for this moment. He takes on the Ruler of Ruin in tonight’s main event! Will he earn a rematch with Link for the summer? Or will he simply #FallToRuin? HPW Akkala starts now!
HPW Death Mountain Championship: Groose VS Ghirahim!
As he makes his entrance, The Skyloft Stud struts his stuff down the ramp, showing off the new side plates on the title. Ghirahim seems only further annoyed by all of this as he paces in the ring. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and this golden opener begins!
Ghirahim immediately shotgun dropkicks Groose into the corner! Fans are shocked and booing as Ghirahim stomps a mudhole and grinds his boots into Groose. The ref counts but Ghirahim lets up at 4, only to come back for more. The ref backs Ghirahim off but Ghirahim runs corner to corner to hit a BIG basement dropkick! Ghirahim drags Groose out of the corner and covers, TWO! Ghirahim kicks Groose while he’s down and demand he get up. Groose flounders against the ropes, and Ghirahim KICKS him in the leg! Groose stumbles towards the corner and Ghirahim stomps another mudhole. The ref counts and Ghirahim stops at 4 as fans boo. Ghirahim drags Groose up to CHOP against buckles. And CHOPS! And CHOPS!
Ghirahim backs off at the ref’s count of 4, and goes back, only to walk into Groose’s JAB! Fans chant “GROOSE! GROOSE!” as Groose jabs again and again. Ghirahim ducks a jab and throws body shots. Groose swings into Ghirahim’s spin for a DDT! Cover, TWO! Ghirahim pushes Groose around, toying with him. Fans rally for Groose and that angers Ghirahim. Ghirahim shouts at them, “How can you cheer someone that looks like a giant rooster?!” Ghirahim turns around into a SPINE BUSTER! Groose staggers but he grabs Ghirahim’s legs. Groose catapults Ghirahim into buckles! Ghirahim staggers into another SPINE BUSTER! Groose uses another catapult to send Ghirahim into more buckles! Fans fire up as Groose underhooks Ghirahim from behind.
Groose turns Ghirahim but Ghirahim pushes him away. Ghirahim dodges Groose’s clothesline and CHOPS again! Groose JABS, but Ghirahim CHOPS back. They go back and forth, JAB, CHOP, JAB, CHOP! “GROOSE!” CHOP! “GROOSE!” CHOP! Groose clutches the stinging spot on his chest Ghirahim reels back to chop. Groose put up his right hand and Ghirahim hesitates, JAB! Ghirahim staggers and Groose tries the underhooks again. Ghirahim drops and arm-drags Groose out of the ring! Groose gets up on the apron but Ghirahim step-up KNEES Groose back! Groose tumbles to the ground and staggers to his feet. Ghirahim builds speed and DIVES! He sends Groose into the railing but goes back into the ring. Ghirahim runs and DIVES again! Another hit into the railing but Ghirahim keeps going! Ghirahim goes for the hat trick, and DIVES into the Right Hand of the Goddess!
Both men crash ‘n’ burn and fans are losing their minds! The referee goes out to check on both men, but somehow they’re okay to continue. The ref starts a ring count while fans rally for Groose. Groose sits up at 4 and pushes Ghirahim away. Ghirahim gets up at 6 as Groose goes to the ring. Ghirahim CHOPS Groose in the back! Groose staggers down and Ghirahim gets in the ring. Ghirahim hears the ring count reach 8 and celebrates on his knees. But Groose gets to the apron at 9, and gets in at 9.9! Ghirahim’s joy turns to anger as he glares over his shoulder at Groose. He storms over to Groose, RIGHT HAND OF THE GODDESS!! Groose underhooks and turns Ghirahim, LOFT WING DRIVER! Cover, TWO!?! Groose is in shock! His best moves have failed him! He tries to think of what else he can do.
Groose signals for the spin and fans fire up again. Groose drags Ghirahim up to a fireman’s carry and starts spinning, but Ghirahim slips off. Ghirahim dodges Groose and springboards, GHIRA- NO! Groose catches Ghirahim in a waistlock! GERMAN SUPLEX! But Ghirahim lands on his feet!! SUPERKICK! Groose staggers and Ghirahim springboards, GHIRA CUTTER!! Cover, Ghirahim wins!!
Winner: Ghirahim Mazokucho, by pinfall (NEW HPW Death Mountain Champion)
Groose has fallen off the summit! He is no longer champion, and now Ghirahim stands tall! The referee brings him the Death Mountain Championship belt, but Ghirahim refuses to touch it. Ghirahim grabs his cloak and uses that to hold the title. He sets the belt down on the mat then covers it with the cloak. Ghirahim calls for a mic and the ref hands him one.
“I toooold yoooou!” Ghirahim said Groose wasn’t worthy, and he just proved it to the world! But at the same time, there is something Groose said that was actually true. The Death Mountain Championship is too ugly to adorn the “PERFECTION~” that is Ghirahim’s body! He can’t even look at it, so he covered it up. But now, using his powers of “fabulous darkness,” the title will become… “EXQUISITE~!” Ghirahim yanks his cloak off the belt and…
The Death Mountain belt is gone and this is in its place! The crowd audibly reacts with gasps and other noises of disgust and even fear. Ghirahim is furious with them as he picks up his title. How dare they disrespect such beauty!? This is a FAR superior belt compared to the Death Mountain title! From hence forth, Ghirahim shall consider himself the HPW Exquisite Champion! Ghirahim has the referee strap this title around his waist, and Ghirahim takes his leave. Who will be the first to challenge Ghirahim for this redesigned championship? Will anyone even want to challenge him for it?
HPW Goddess Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Cia w/ The Dark Forces VS Zelda!
Zelda’s ring gear is neither Sheik’s bodysuit nor the pink-and-white shorts and top she normally wears. She has combined the designs to have pink-and-blue spandex pants and long sleeve top, but still baring her midriff like her women’s gear. Cia’s gear is still the same as its ever been with the dark purple and gold trim, with one leg of her tights long and the other very, very short. But the concern is having The Dark Forces ringside. Having Wizzro, Volga, Gibdo and ReDead around is a bit much. And not just because referee Malon Lon Lon is frightened by Gibdo and ReDead. The ref tells them to sort out who is staying as Cia’s corner man, but Zelda goes up the corner and LEAPS! Crossbody bowls The Dark Forces over! Cia is furious but the referee keeps the peace. Zelda gets in the ring and this match officially begins!
Cia glares at Zelda as the two approach. They tie up and go around the ring and on the ropes. They end up in a corner and Cia complains about the ropebreak. The ref has Zelda back off, and Cia SLAPS Zelda! Zelda goes after Cia but Cia uses the ropes for defense. The ref backs Zelda up again and Cia laughs as she slips out of the ring. The ref tells Cia to get back in the ring but Cia waves her off. Cia takes her time as the ring count starts, but Zelda slides out the other side. Zelda runs up behind Cia and RAMS her into barriers! Fans fire up as Zelda kicks Cia’s legs out from under her. Zelda drags Cia up and into the ring. Zelda goes after an arm but Cia rolls and arm-drags Zelda down into an armlock. Cia cranks on the shoulder but Zelda endures.
Zelda rolls, handsprings and wrenches Cia back, but Cia pulls Zelda’s hair! The ref reprimands but Cia POSTS Zelda instead! Fans boo as Cia drags Zelda out of the ring and throws her into barriers in return. Cia bumps Zelda off the apron and throws her back into barriers! The ref reprimands and starts a ring count but Cia digs her boot into Zelda’s neck! The ref goes out and pulls Cia off Zelda. Malon warns Cia to do what she says since she’s the referee. Cia “apologizes” before she brings Zelda up. She puts Zelda in the ring and stalks after her as she crawls. Cia pulls Zelda up by her hair and puts her on the ropes to choke! She lets up at the ref’s count of 4 but she kicks the rope to jam Zelda in the throat! Zelda gasps and sputters while the ref reprimands Cia again.
Cia cranks on Zelda’s head with a facelock then drags her back to ropes. She puts Zelda through the ropes and drags her out on them. Zelda flails and avoids the draping DDT, and then dumps Cia up and over! Zelda catches her breath, still sputtering, while Cia slowly gets up off the floor. The Dark Forces have recovered and Wizzro coaches Cia up. The referee again tells the Dark Forces to sort out and send others to the back, and Wizzro tells the others to leave. Volga leads ReDead and Gibdo away while Cia gets up on the apron. Zelda storms over but Cia stays in the ropes for defense. The ref has Zelda stay back and Cia slowly gets back in the ring. Cia and Zelda circle again then tie up. Cia pulls hair yet again, and the ref reprimands her yet again as Cia puts Zelda on the ropes. Zelda and Cia start getting chippy with each other and the ref has to get between them.
Cia protests, claiming Zelda got her in the eye. But this is a distraction so that Wizzro can swipe at Zelda! Zelda avoids the sneak attack and fans boo, but Cia comes up behind with a roll up! TWO and Cia basement dropkicks Zelda down! Cover, TWO! Cia grows frustrated but Wizzro coaches her. Cia stalks up behind Zelda and wraps on another armlock. She adds a chinbar, and even digs her forearm in Zelda’s face. Cia stops because referee Malon’s patience is being tested. Fans rally up and Zelda fights her way up. Zelda throws body shots but Cia knees low. Cia snapmares Zelda and KICKS her in the back! Cia grabs an arm and wraps it around Zelda in a half straitjacket. Zelda reaches around for Cia but Cia grabs the other arm. Cia digs her knee into Zelda’s back and completes the straitjacket.
Zelda endures and fans rally up. Zelda’s been in this position before as Sheik, and she fights her way up. Zelda uses Cia’s knee to pivot and roll to put the straitjacket on Cia. Cia powers up and turns it around, but Zelda turns it back. Cia drops, bridges and spins to put the hold back on Zelda and sits Zelda down! Zelda rolls again and puts the jacket back on Cia, and now Cia is getting furious. Wizzro coaches Cia and she powers back up again. Cia wiggles the jacket down and slips it back on Zelda! But Zelda does the same, wiggling out to put Cia right back in the jacket! Fans cheer all this back and forth as Cia wiggles out again, but Zelda uses this to pump handle and flip Cia over to enziguri! Cover, TWO!
Zelda keeps her focus and goes after Cia’s legs. Cia pushes Zelda away and leaps up, satellite DDT! Cover, TWO! Cia grabs Zelda’s arm to drop a leg on it, then traps it in a hammerlock. Zelda reaches for ropes but Cia grabs her that arm and pulls it back. Fans are freaking out already, and Cia SNAPS Zelda’s arm back!! Zelda flails and kicks as she screams in pain. She ends up by the ropes and the referee checks on her. Wizzro applauds and Cia bows but the fans boo. Zelda shouts at Malon not to end the match, but she’s still clutching her arm. Malon keeps Cia back while calling in an HPW medic. They check on Zelda and Cia lounges on the top rope, blowing kisses to the fans who are still booing.
Zelda winces and tears up as the medic checks her shoulder. She can still move her fingers but she bites her lip to fight the pain. Cia and Wizzro get bored of waiting and Wizzro walks over. Wizzro complains but the medic and Malon tell him to stay back. But it’s Cia who rushes over and grabs at Zelda! Fans boo harder as Cia drags Zelda by a leg. Zelda kicks Cia away but Cia drops on her with elbows and forearms! Cia hammers away on Zelda’s bad arm but Zelda fights back with her good arm. Cia grabs the bad arm and wrenches it back to a hammerlock. She wants Zelda’s one good arm! Zelda flails and kicks and gets a ropebreak with her leg! Cia lets go to appease the ref, but then goes right back after the bad arm. She WRINGS Zelda’s arm out, driving her into the mat! Zelda screams again as she flounders to a corner. Cia is after Zelda again, but Malon backs her up right away.
Wizzro gets up and grabs at Zelda again, but he gets a HYLIAN KISS! The headbutt sends Wizzro crashing down onto camera crew! Cia ROUNDHOUSES the bad arm! BACKSTABBER and roll through, BLACK MAGIC! Zelda flails and reaches with her free arm, but Cia grabs it and adds on in a half straitjacket! Cia cranks back and Zelda starts fading! Zelda’s OUT, Cia wins!!
Winner: Cia, by submission (NEW HPW Goddess Championship #1 Contender)
Malon has to pull Cia off of Zelda, and fans are utterly shocked! Cia is just screaming, “I TOLD YOU!” She’s starting to sound like Ghirahim… Wizzro gets in the ring to raise Cia’s hand while the referee is busy checking on Zelda. Zelda sputters and coughs as she revives, and both Cia and Wizzro laugh at her.
But wait! On the titantron! The Twilight Emblem!
The literally impish Midna slowly pokes her head up from the bottom of the screen as the image clears up. “Oh, is it over already? Hmm, I expected more from the Princess of Hyrule. But I expected nothing less of the Dark Sorceress and her cronies.” Midna’s so jealous of Cia having cronies to cheat for her. It makes things so easy, doesn’t it? Fans laugh and that upsets Cia. “But cronies won’t make you a goddess, and it won’t make you a champion. You’ll see what I mean, when you open your eyes and see the twilight.” Midna holds up the HPW Goddess Championship with her prehensile hair while having a very sinister grin. Will she still be grinning and holding onto that title after taking on the darkness?
HPW Triforce Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Ganondorf Dragmire VS Igos du Ikana!
The Gerudo Ace was always meant to be in this scenario, especially if you asked him. But because of controversy, Zelda was moved aside and a new contender in the Ruler of Ruin was allowed to rise. But will Igos be the one to #FalltoRuin tonight?
The bell rings and the fans are already thunderous as the two men simply stare down from opposite corners. Ganondorf smirks and talks smack while Igos is stone faced serious. The two finally step forward and start circling. They tie up, and Ganondorf keeps Igos at a stand still before shoving him back. Ganondorf chuckles as Igos gets up. The two circle and tie up again, Ganondorf tosses Igos to a corner, but Igos dodges the corner clothesline. Ganondorf turns around but narrowly avoids the Elegy of Emptiness! Ganondorf laughs off how close Igos came while staying back in the corner. The ref keeps Igos back and Ganondorf comes out of the corner. Ganondorf and Igos circle again and tie up again.
Igos gets the arm, wrenches to a wristlock, yanks on the arm, then wrenches again for a shoulder breaker. Igos goes for a double wristlock but Ganondorf powers him to ropes. Referee Tiger Sahasrahla calls for the break and Igos lets go of the arm, but Ganondorf won’t let up. Sahasrahla counts and Ganondorf lets off at 2, to SLAP Igos! Fans boo but Ganondorf laughs. Igos keeps his cool as he and Ganondorf circle. They tie up again, Igos wrenches to a wristlock again, but Ganondorf throws a big haymaker! Igos holds on, wrenches again, and twists the wrist. Ganondorf reaches for ropes but Igos keeps him back. Igos whips but Ganondorf reverses, only for Igos to QUEBRADA! Ganondorf gets under and turns around, but Igos sits cross-legged, avoiding the clothesline!
Ganondorf turns and looks down at Igos, who simply looks up at Ganondorf over his shoulder. Igos ducks under Ganondorf’s Penalty Kick and gets a leg takedown! Igos goes for a kneebar but Ganondorf gets the ropebreak! The ref counts and Igos lets up at 4, but Ganondorf kicks Igos low! The ref reprimands and fans boo but Ganondorf grabs Igos for a suplex TOSS! He throws Igos across the ring but keeps on him in a corner. Ganondorf hoists Igos up top and CHOPS him! Ganondorf then climbs up top. Igos resists the superplex and the two start throwing hands. Igos clubs Ganondorf down and adjusts, but Ganondorf CHOPS him again! Ganondorf grabs Igos’ legs and drags him off the top rope. He swings Igos for an INVERTED HEBRA SLAM! Cover, TWO!
Ganondorf pushes Igos around, taunting and toying with him. “Get up! Show me a fight! Show me a fight, Igos!” Igos gets up and puts up his dukes, and Ganondorf swings on him. Igos ducks, throws body shots, bobs ‘n’ weaves more, and kicks at Ganondorf’s leg. He starts up the Ikana Rush and hits the knee thrust! Ganondorf staggers into an arm-drag! Igos has an armlock, mounts and pulls on the fingers, but Ganondorf rolls Igos up! TWO, and Igos still has the arm, TERMINA ARMBAR! Igos cranks back but Ganondorf crawls and gets the ropebreak with his leg! Igos lets go at 4, and then PENALTY KICKS the arm out! Ganondorf gets to a corner but Igos is after him with a forearm smash! Igos throws more forearms, body shots and kicks but Ganondorf shoves him away with his good arm. Igos ROUNDHOUSES Ganondorf and Ganondorf falls out of the ring!
Fans fire up as Ganondorf staggers to his feet. Igos builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit with the at the ramp with the tope conjilo! Igos drags Ganondorf up and into the ring and covers, TWO! Igos keeps his cool as he stands over Ganondorf. He brings Ganondorf up into a dragon sleeper but Ganondorf spins out and kicks low. Ganondorf goes to butterfly underhook but Igos breaks free and wrenches the bad arm. Igos KICKS Ganondorf in the chest, steps over and throws Ganondorf down for a cross armbreaker! Ganondorf clasps hands together to resist and rolls Igos to a cover. TWO and Igos holds on to try again. Igos hammers at Ganondorf’s grip but Ganondorf moves around again. Ganondorf sits up and reaches for ropes with his foot, but Igos kicks and stomps him down.
Ganondorf rolls back, gets to his feet, and dead lifts Igos! Igos sunset flips out of the bomb, TWO, Ganondorf LARIATS! But it was with the bad arm! Ganondorf shakes the arm out then covers, TWO!! Igos survives but Ganondorf grins?! He actually seems to be enjoying this. Ganondorf gets up and nods. “C’mon, Igos, get up! Fight me, Igos! Fight me!” Ganondorf stalks Igos to the ropes and then to a corner. He stomps a mudhole into Igos but lets up at the ref’s count of 4. Ganondorf whips Igos corner to corner, follows, and kicks Igos out of the air as he goes up and over! Ganondorf grabs Igos but Igos hooks a leg to block the belly2belly. Igos stomps Ganondorf’s foot, starts up the Ikana Rush, but Ganondorf blocks the knee, with his bad arm! Ganondorf shakes the arm while staggering back, but he blocks Igos’ low kick with a foot. Ganondorf feints and gets Igos with a Question Mark kick! Ganondorf boots but Igos tanks it!
Igos throws Ganondorf down by his leg then clamps on with a kneebar! Ganondorf scrambles as Igos adds on a heel hook, and Igos stomps as Ganondorf drags himself towards ropes! Ganondorf gets the ropebreak! Igos keeps stomping but lets go at the ref’s count of 4. Igos stalks Ganondorf now and goes after the bad arm. Igos tries to wrangle Ganondorf down but Ganondorf gets under the bottom rope. The ref calls for a break but Ganondorf drags Igos outside with him. Ganondorf whips Igos hard into barriers! Fans boo and jeer as Ganondorf brings Igos around the way to whip hard into more barriers! The ring count passes 5 but Ganondorf refreshes it as he slides in then back out. Ganondorf brings Igos up to whip, but Igos reverses and whips Ganondorf into barriers! And BOOTS him over!
Fans get even closer to the action now but Igos goes back to the ring. Igos refreshes the count and goes back to Ganondorf. He drags Ganondorf up and over the barriers, but Ganondorf shoves him into a post! And then hip tosses him into barriers! Fans boo and jeer as Ganondorf drags Igos over towards commentary! Ganondorf bumps Igos off the desk, and again, and again! The ring count passes 5 so Ganondorf refreshes it again. Commentators Rusl, Shad and Telma back away as Ganondorf starts clearing off the announce desk. Ganondorf brings Igos up and reels him in, but Igos resists the bomb attempt! Igos clubs the bad leg but Ganondorf clubs Igos on the back. Ganondorf lifts Igos but Igos fights back. Igos slips off and stands on the announce desk, and BUZZSAWS Ganondorf away!
Ganondorf goes into the ring and Igos pursues. Igos KICKS Ganondorf in the leg, throws more body shots, then sweeps the legs! Igos goes right back after the bad arm but Ganondorf rolls. Ganondorf kicks Igos until he lets go of the arm. Igos kicks back from the mat so Ganondorf drops an elbow! Ganondorf hammers away on Igos then rams knees into ribs. He drags Igos up, bearhugs him, and then OVERHEAD suplexes Igos across the way! Igos flounders to a corner, and Ganondorf runs in corner to corner to hit a big corner clothesline! Ganondorf again hoists Igos up top and climbs up to join him. Ganondorf again tries for the superplex but Igos again resists. Igos ROCKS Ganondorf with a right, and Ganondorf ends up in a Tree of Woe!
Igos shakes out the cobwebs and adjusts, but Ganondorf sits up to SUPER OVERHEAD SUPLEX!! Fans are losing their minds as Igos writhes. Ganondorf frees himself from the Tree of Woe and shakes out his legs. He hobbles over to Igos and brings him up to CHOP! Ganondorf shakes out the bad arm, and Igos CHOPS back! Igos CHOPS again, but Ganondorf CHOPS! Igos staggers back but comes back with a KNEE! Ganondorf wobbles and rebounds off ropes, Igos wheelbarrows and victory rolls, TWO! Igos keeps focus as he looms over Ganondorf. Igos lifts Ganondorf’s head with his foot, but Ganondorf pushes the leg away. Ganondorf waistlocks but Igos resists the suplex. Igos standing switches but Ganondorf elbows back. Ganondorf wristlocks and back elbows, then wrenches and CHOPS! Ganondorf wrenches and fireman’s carries Igos for USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO!! Igos survives and Ganondorf grows frustrated now.
Ganondorf drags Igos up again to CLUB him back down. Ganondorf scoops and slams Igos into a drop zone and climbs the corner! Fans fire up as Ganondorf watches Igos from the top rope. Igos stands up and Ganondorf knocks him down with flying ax handles! Ganondorf kips up and roars while fans boo. Ganondorf watches Igos get up again, pops him up, but Igos huricanranas to a cover! ONE but Igos holds on for a triangle hold! Igos drags Ganondorf in, but Ganondorf uses his feet to push towards ropes. Igos ends up under the bottom rope and the ref calls for the break. Igos lets go at 4 but Ganondorf YANKS him into the ropes! The ref reprimands Ganondorf but Ganondorf just ignores him as he drags Igos up. Ganondorf runs Igos to the far corner and POSTS him! Then he Electric Chair lifts Igos then spins him around for a SIT-OUT GANON BOMB!! Cover, Ganondorf wins!
Winner: Ganondorf Dragmire, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the HPW Triforce Championship)
The Ruler of Ruin falls and the Gerudo Ace has another shot at the Triforce Championship! Ganondorf gets a mic to speak. “Igos may be King of Ikana, but an ace always trumps a king!” Most fans boo but Ganondorf ignores them. “And now, Link, oh ‘Hero of Hyrule,’ you and I will settle this one on one.” Ganondorf doesn’t care about the rulings, he doesn’t care if Sheik was Zelda. Ganondorf just cares about how a Triple Threat doesn’t settle anything because of the third person being a factor. He and Link, 1v1, that match will determine who is truly the best in Hyrule! And Ganondorf vows that will be him! Ganondorf vows power will reign absolute, but can power truly crush courage?
My Thoughts:
Was this a really good event? I sure hope so, with three big singles matches, each longer than the last for that massive main event. All the Heels won tonight! That sounds pretty grim for the future of Hyrule, especially with Ghirahim making a title based on himself. I tried to make it as ugly as I could while still matching the character’s overall look. In fact, the strap resembles his sash in a way.
I was conflicted on Zelda’s match. She is on an alternate route now that she is out of the world title story, but clearly in the end, I decided she couldn’t just be fighting for another title already. Zelda will take her time recovering from the Triforce Triple Threat while Midna gets time to shine. Credit to Photomosh for great gif making filters, allowing me to properly portray Midna as a cross between hacker and supernatural.
And of course, Ganondorf beats Igos, he’s Ganondorf. The epic rematch of Link and Ganondorf is coming, but not right away. Expect another “news” article soon, to announce what is next for these titles, and HPW in general. I’ve got ambitious plans now that we’re moving into Summer.
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The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 73
After his shocking return in May, The Hero’s Shadow, Kage, will battle with Gerudo Ace, Ganon, both hoping to go back for the Undisputed Triforce World Championship!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Million Rupee Championship Moon Madness: Majora VS Kevin Gibdo; Kevin wins and becomes the new Million Rupee Champion.
- HPW Goddess Championship: Ladrona VS Tali w/ Shabonne; Ladrona wins and retains the title.
- Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship #1 Contender’s Match: GANON VS KAGE; Ganon wins will challenge Zelda for the title at Treasure Island.
- HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder: The Faces of Evil VS Arrow Club VS Midna, Cia & Lana; Midna, Cia & Lana win and become the new HPW World Trios Champions.
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HPW and HXS TV set the scene!
The summer is hot and the storm is rolling in. The clouds cast their shadow, and The Dark Forces want complete control of HPW. And yet, there is a rogue element that stands in their way! While Harlequin, Lupay & Glutko must defend their HPW World Trios Championships inside the demented double ring, double cage, the Dame of the Dunes goes after Thief Girl, Ladrona, to be the Goddess of HPW! Plus, the Gerudo Ace was just as shocked as anyone that the Hero’s Shadow, KAGE, made his return at Wrestling Is Life! The two now battle, and the winner will meet Zelda on Treasure Island! Will this be the moment Ganon and his minions take over the world? Or can Kage keep the tyrant at bay?
But first, the Gibdo of All Gibdos, the last OG Dark Forces member still affiliated with the faction, wants his revenge on the UnderWorld Order’s Masked Monster! Kevin was seen stepping back into the sarcophagus, and a shining light enveloping him. Will whatever magic that was imbued in him be enough to win back the Million Rupee Championship? Or will the Moon Madness be the death of him? HPW ThunderStruck 4 starts now!
Million Rupee Championship Moon Madness: Majora VS Kevin Gibdo!
Even though there’s no such thing as cheating in No Disqualification style matches, The UnderWorld Order still cheated the Gibdo of All Gibdos at HyruleMania. But Kevin has been plotting revenge ever since, and he finally has his rematch. But will this be Kevin’s return to glory? Or will the Dark Forces fail to cash in?
Wait, the sarcophagus is brought out here again. We saw Kevin step inside this and a light shining from within. The sarcophagus slowly opens, and the light shines again! Kevin is adorned in gold wrappings, and there seem to be moths fluttering around. The fans are in awe but Majora doesn’t seem impressed. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and time to spin the wheel!
The wheel does spin, and it lands on… TITAN’S MITT MATCH! The ring staff presents the glove of power and throws it into the middle of the ring. The only weapon legal in this match is that glove, will someone put it on and get a knockout victory?
Titan’s Mitt Match!
The bell rings and naturally, both men scramble for the mitt! Well, Majora reaches down, but Kevin facelocks Majora to bring him around and put in a corner. Kevin fires body shot after body shot and the fans fire up! Kevin digs his boot in, the fans cheer, and Majora flails and sputters. Kevin lets off, walks over to the mitt, and he puts it on. The fans fire up as Kevin storms over to Majora again. But Majora kicks a leg out! Kevin hobbles, Majora CLUBS him, and Majora grabs for the mitt! Kevin fights against that and the fans rally up. Kevin throws Majora away, Majora ends up in another corner, and Kevin runs in.
Majora dodges the lariat, Kevin hits buckles, and Majora UPPERCUTS Kevin! Majora wraps Kevin’s arm around the ropes and pulls on the arm! The fans boo as Kevin can only suffer. Majora lets go, then BOOTS the ropes to jam up the arm! Kevin clutches his elbow, and Majora wants the mitt! Majora keeps Kevin in the corner as he pulls at the glove, but Kevin goes for a chinbar to counter. Majora throws back elbows, then he grabs the arm again. Majora pulls the glove off Kevin’s hand, then scrambles away so he can put it on his own hand. Kevin runs up and BOOTS Majora! Majora staggers around, comes back, but Kevin ducks the big Titan Mitt haymaker!
Kevin fires body shots again, has Majora on the ropes, but Majora SHOVES Kevin away! The Titan Mitt really gives a power boost with how far Kevin tumbles away! The fans boo, Kevin bails out, and Majora goes out the side. Majora storms in around the way, and he brings Majora up. But Kevin choke grips him! Majora powers Kevin’s hand away with the Titan Mitt! Majora then swings Kevin around into the barriers! And then into the apron! Majora choke grips Kevin now, and gives him an APRON CHOKE SLAM!! The fans boo while Kevin writhes and Majora pushes Kevin into the ring. Majora pushes Kevin to a cover, TWO!
The countdown is here! The fans count it out, “Three! Two! One! BRR!” The wheel spins again, and lands on… DOG COLLAR MATCH!
Dog Collar Match!
The ring crew hurries to bring out the chain with the collars on either side, and they bring that to the ring. Majora is annoyed, but fastens the collar around his neck. Kevin sits up in a daze, the ref makes sure he’s okay to continue, then he puts the collar on him. Kevin stands up, the bell rings again, and the two tug-o-war with the collar chain! The fans rally behind Kevin but the Titan Mitt still gives Majora the advantage! Majora slowly reels Kevin in, but Kevin uses that to jump on Majora! GUILLOTINE FACELOCK! The fans fire up as Kevin drags Majora down! Majora endures, fights to stay on his feet, and he fires body shots with the mitt!
Kevin grits his teeth as Majora punches away on his side! Majora powers up and SPINEBUSTERS Kevin down! The fans boo while both men are down! The ref starts a standing count, both men are down but stirring at 4 of 10. Majora slowly rises at 6, but Kevin sits bolt upright at 7! The fans fire up as Kevin grabs the mitt! Majora tries to shake free but Kevin kicks him low, then wrenches and WRINGS the arm out! Majora writhes, and Kevin goes after the mitt again! The two struggle, both of Kevin’s hands after Majora’s gloved hand, but Majora grabs the chain with his free hand to YANK Kevin around! The fans boo as Majora CHOKES Kevin by pulling on the chain!
Majora drags Kevin up, whips him into the corner, then uses the chain to reel him in! TITAN MITT PUNCH!! The fans boo as Kevin goes down in a heap! Majora hurries to cover, TWO?!? Majora is shocked and the fans are thunderous as Kevin miraculously survives! But Kevin is in bad shape, and Majora drags him around with the chain! The fans boo as Majora drags Kevin up again, puts him in a corner, and he winds up again! But Kevin flops right down! The fans boo and Majora laughs, but then Kevin slumps out of the ring. Majora is immediately annoyed, and he works to drag Kevin back in using the chain.
The fans rally as Majora drags Kevin up, but then Kevin YANKS Majora down! The fans fire up as Kevin drags Majora to the apron and rains down fists! The fans cheer, but then fans see the countdown! “Three! Two! One! BRR!” Kevin climbs up onto the apron while the wheel spins. It lands on on… STEEL CAGE MATCH! Well, we’ve already got the Blood & Thunder cage so why not? Kevin still climbs onto the apron, even as the cage is lowering! The fans are already freaking out, but Kevin still hits his APRON LEG DROP! The fans cheer, and Kevin hurries to get Majora inside the ring as the cage approaches!
Steel Cage Match!
The double cage is secured onto the double ring, and Kevin grinds his forearm into Majora’s face! The ring staff put on the locks and give the thumbs up. Kevin peels the Titan Mitt off Majora’s hand, then puts it on his own so he can choke grip and deadlift Majora! The fans fire up as Kevin gives Majora a TITAN MITT CHOKE SLAM!! But Kevin can’t make the cover as he has to catch his breath first! That, and he isn’t satisfied with just this! Kevin slashes his throat and uses the dog collar chain to drag Majora back up! The fans fire up as Kevin then gut wrenches Majora! Kevin positions Majora, but Majora kicks and flails!
Majora turns things around on Kevin to gut wrench him now! The fans boo, but now Kevin kicks and flails so he can turn things back around! But then Majora pulls on the chain again! Kevin coughs and sputters, Majora drags him into a victory roll! TWO!! Kevin escapes and both men stagger up to their feet, but the chain keeps them from going too far from each other! They both run up, and DOUBLE LARIATS knock both men back down! The fans thunderously declare, “This is Awesome!” The ref checks both behemoths, and they’re both somehow okay to continue. The only thing is, that clock is ticking!
The fans rally as hard as they can for Kevin, but a good 15 seconds grinds away as the two start to stir. Kevin rises up first, but Majora isn’t far behind. Majora wraps the chain around Kevin’s neck and CHOKES him with it! The fans boo while Kevin grips at the chain! The Titan Mitt’s strength means nothing if he can’t get his fingers in there! Majora RAMS Kevin into the steel of the cage! The fans boo as he DRIBBLES Kevin against the steel, then hits a BIG back suplex! Majora covers, TWO! Kevin is toughing it out and that pisses Majora off! Majora decides to go for the door! The fans boo Majora taking the easy way out!
Majora reaches out as the door opens, but Kevin grabs hold of the chain! Kevin is anchoring Majora! Majora drags Kevin, but Kevin’s Titan Mitt helps him win the tug-o-war! Plus, the countdown is back! Majora shouts in anger as the fans count, “Three! Two! One! BRR!” The wheel spins, and it lands on… I QUIT MATCH?!?
I Quit Match!
Majora is even angrier than he was a moment ago! No more escaping the cage, he has to make Kevin say those dreaded words! Kevin reels Majora in, but Majora uses that to run in and TORPEDO MAJORA!! Down goes Kevin! Majora is also dazed, but he flounders his way over to Kevin. Majora HAMMERS away on Kevin! The fans boo as Majora grabs at the Titan’s Mitt. Kevin clenches his fist to block Majora’s attempts, so Majora HEADBUTTS Kevin! And HEADBUTTS, and HEADBUTTS, and HEADBUTTS, HEADBUTTS, HEADBUTTS! The fans boo but Majora stops as Kevin’s fist opens up!
Majora grabs the glove and pries it off Kevin’s undead hand! Majora is laughing maniacally as he puts the glove on. Majora kneels on Kevin’s chest and grabs an arm with the Titan Mitt hand. Majora tells Kevin to “say it” or else! Kevin just uses that trapped hand to flip Majora off! So Majora BENDS that finger with the Titan Mitt!! The fans tell Majora he’s sick while Kevin shouts out in pain! Kevin refuses to give up, so Majora drags Kevin up off the mat. Majora puts Kevin against the ropes and fires a TITAN MITT BODY BLOW!! The fans boo while Kevin coughs and sputters! Majora makes him stand up with the chain.
Majora tells Kevin to say it or he gets another one! Kevin shakes his head so Majora TITAN MITT BODY BLOWS!! The fans boo, Kevin coughs and sputters again, but Majora makes him stand up again. Majora tells him to just say it already! Kevin snarls. and then BITES Majora on the forehead! The fans fire up and Majora shouts in pain! Majora shoves Kevin away, then DECKS him with the Titan Mitt!! The fans boo, but wait! If Kevin is out cold, he can’t say “I Quit!” Majora is angry at himself, and he stresses out because the clock is still ticking! Majora tells Kevin to wake up and say the words! Kevin sputters and coughs as he slowly regains consciousness.
Majora sits Kevin up and demands he say the words! Kevin looks Majora in the eyes, then laughs. Majora is furious, and he drags Kevin up, winds up, but Kevin grabs Majora with both hands! Kevin CHOKES Majora into the corner by the door! Majora reaches for the door, but he can’t escape like this! Kevin thrashes him around, then brings him around for a SKY HIGH! Kevin tells Majora to say it now, but Majora sputters and coughs instead. The countdown’s back! “Three! Two! One! BRR!!” The wheel spins and lands on… CATTLE PROD?!?
Cattle Prod Match!
The ring crew indeed brings out a long stick with a pronged end, and they show that it indeed zaps! The door is open, so the staff member steps up, and he just tosses the thing into the ring! It almost ends up in the second ring! Kevin looks at the guy incredulously while the fans laugh, and the staff member just sheepishly smiles and shrugs. Kevin sighs and gets up to walk that way, but then Majora uses the chain and a grip on Kevin’s leg to hold him back! Kevin kicks at Majora but Majora snarls under his breath, maybe a curse word or two. Majora trips Kevin, drops an ELBOW on him, then heads for the prod.
Kevin grabs Majora with the Titan Mitt! The fans fire up, but then Majora LOW BLOWS Kevin! The fans boo again, and Majora laughs as he hobbles over to the cattle prod. Majora picks it up and tells Kevin he’s gonna wish he’d just quit! Majora makes sure the prod works, and then he aims at Kevin! ZAP!! The fans boo and call Majora out for being sick, but Majora just laughs as he tortures Kevin! Majora lets off to soak up the heat from the fans, then he just ZAPS Kevin again! Majora says he should’ve just made this the match from the start! Majora goes for a third, but Kevin uses the Titan Mitt to grab the prod!
The fans tell Majora he messed up now, and Kevin rises up. Kevin takes the prod away from Majora, and Majora begs for mercy! The fans chant “ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!” and Kevin obliges as he ZAPS Majora! Majora spasms and falls against ropes, only for Kevin to ZAP him again! Majora lurches and falls to the mat! Kevin drags him with the chain but Majora flails and kicks at him to prevent a cover. Kevin stomps Majora around, rips the dog collar away from his own neck, and drags Majora up with the chain again. Kevin uses the chain to whip Majora into the steel of the cage! The fans cheer as Kevin whips Majora to the other side!
Kevin grabs the cattle prod again, but turns around into a TORPEDO MAJORA!!! Both men are down while the countdown returns! “Three! Two! One! BRR!!” The wheel lands on… CASKET MATCH!!
Casket Match!
Another time around between these two, and the casket is back! Majora slowly sits up and looks over, and he visibly sighs. Majora crawls over to the door as the casket approaches, and he has the door open. The ring crew tries to get the casket up and into the ring, but it doesn’t fit through the door! Majora is furious as the fans laugh at the futile efforts! Wait, the UnderWorld Order rushes out here! Specifically, Death Sword and Scaldera! The fans boo as they work to get the casket up, and they turn it sideways. This does help it fit through the door, but then the ropes are in the way! Majora is only getting angrier, and Kevin rises!
The fans fire up as Kevin stands, the uWo are too busy with the casket, and Kevin CLOBBERS Majora against the casket! The other uWo members fall back, the casket hits the floor, and Majora slumps halfway out of the ring! Kevin grabs the door to SLAM it shut on Majora! The fans fire up as this causes Majora to flop out to the floor! Kevin goes out after Majora, SMACKS him off the side of the casket, but Death Sword and Scaldera go after Kevin! The fans boo again as they mug Kevin against the ring! Death Sword ROCKS Kevin, Kevin staggers away, and Death Sword stalks him. Wait, who is that on the barriers? IT’S VOLGA!
Volga LEAPS onto Death Sword and the fans fire up again! Volga hammers away on Death Sword, Scaldera runs up, but Volga dodges and Kevin BOOTS Scaldera down! The fans cheer, but Kevin is confused. Why is Volga here? Does he want back into the Dark Forces? Volga goes to the casket, drags it over to the ramp side for more room, but Majora UPPERCUTS Volga down! The fans boo but Majora and Kevin brawl again! Majora ROCKS Kevin, SMACKS Kevin off the casket, then opens the casket up. Majora brings Kevin around but Kevin fires body shots! But the countdown is back! “Three! Two! One! BRR!!” The wheel spins and lands on… LAST MAN STANDING!!
Last Man Standing Match!
The brawling continues, hard to know if they even noticed the change in stipulation, but that casket is still open. Kevin ROCKS Majora, pushes him down onto the casket, and SLAMS the lid down on him! The fans fire up as Kevin SLAMS the lid again, again, and again! Death Sword and Scaldera storm over, but Volga runs up and DOUBLE SHOTGUNS them! Kevin pushes Majora into the casket, slams the lid shut, but that doesn’t win it! The ref starts the count and the fans join in. Kevin sits on the casket, the count passes 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10!! KEVIN WINS!
Winner: Kevin Gibdo (NEW Million Rupee Champion)
Vengeance, thy name is Kevin! Volga celebrates with his old friend, and Volga tells Kevin that he doesn’t need Ganon and the “fake” Dark Forces. Volga wants Kevin to understand that he can be his own man. Er, monster. Champion, really! Volga applauds Kevin while making his leave, will Kevin accept what he said as fact?
HPW Goddess Championship: Ladrona VS Tali w/ Shabonne!
The Thief Girl beat the legendary Ruto to take this title from Arrow Club, but now she’s become the target of the Dark Forces’ Dame of the Dunes! Will Tali bring the faction closer to total domination? Or will Ladrona show that The Studly Don’t Quit?
The introductions are made, but Shabonne interrupts to give her introduction of Tali. “Who you see before you is still the most physically talented, physically imposing, and physically dominant woman, Gerudo or otherwise, to ever be born into this world! She conquered the dunes, and now she’s gonna conquer you, you scrawny chicken! Dame of the Dunes? No, she has left that behind to become a Desert Colossus! To become the Goddess of the Sand! Behold the inevitable future champion and despair! This! Is! TAAAALIIIII~!” The fans are torn, the belt is raised, and we see who shines in this storm!
The bell rings, Tali chuckles and talks trash, but Ladrona doesn’t back down. The fans rally and duel, but they favor Ladrona. They tie up, Tali powers Ladrona to a corner, and shouts, “You ain’t nothing!” Ladrona comes back and the two tie up again, but Tali SHOVES Ladrona down! Tali again shouts, “You ain’t nothing!” and she flexes. Ladrona laughs that off, and she eggs Tali on. They tie up, Tali shoves and LARIATS! Ladrona staggers to a corner, Tali stomps away on her, then digs her knee in. The ref counts, Tali lets off, but then CLUBS Ladrona. Tali whips corner to corner, Ladrona bounces off buckles and then Tali BACKDROPS her!
Ladrona flounders and Tali stalks her to the ropes. Tali brings Ladrona around to snap suplex! Ladrona tumbles away, Tali talks more trash and Shabonne applauds. The fans are torn but Ladrona fires haymakers! Tali KNEES low, KNEES her again, then CLUBS her at the ropes. The ref counts but Tali fires body shots. Tali whips corner to corner, runs up, but Ladrona ELBOWS her back! Ladrona fires hands, JABS, but Tali KNEES low! The fans boo as Tali keeps saying Ladrona ain’t nothing. Tali whips corner to corner, Ladrona BOOTS back this time, and she goes up, up, and FLYING RAN- NO, POWERBOMB!! Tali doesn’t even let go, she deadlifts Ladrona!
Tali SWINGS Ladrona around like that, then THROWS her away! Ladrona flounders around again but Tali eggs her on. Shabonne says Ladrona should just quit now, but Ladrona does stand up, into a clinch! OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Tali then drags Ladrona up for another OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Tali KNEES Ladrona, the fans start to boo Tali as she whips corner to corner. Ladrona sputters, but Tali runs up to JUMPING KNEE! Tali shows she even has athleticism to go with her size and strength! Tali says this is just playtime for her! The fans rally for Ladrona and Ladrona fires body shots!
Tali KNEES low, Ladrona coughs and sputters, but Tali clinches for another OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Ladrona tumbles and then flops out of the ring! Shabonne says “That’s Suplex Tali right there! Suplex Tali!” Tali lets the ring count climb, then she storms up to the rope, but the ref stops her there. Tali argues with the ref, and Shabonne CLUBS Ladrona down! The fans boo but Shabonne gets away with it! Ladrona staggers to her feet as the ring count starts, the fans rally up for Ladrona, and she rolls in at 6 of 10, only for Tali to stomp away on Ladrona! The ref reprimands, Ladrona flops back out, but manages to get up as the new count begins.
Ladrona is back on the apron by 3 of 10, but Tali DECKS her! Tali soaks up the heat, then drags Ladrona up. Ladrona RAMS Tali, then HOTSHOTS her! Ladrona grabs a leg, THRASHES it and drags Tali, and the ref reprimands. Ladrona still SLAMS Tali’s leg against POST! And does it again! Shabonne protests, Ladrona refreshes the count, and has the leg again, only for Tali to YANK Ladrona into the post! The ring count climbs again, Shabonne says that’s what Ladrona gets, but she tells Shabonne to shut up. Ladrona rolls into the ring, but Tali CLUBS her! Tali fisherman’s and torture racks! Tali bends Ladrona before she hits SHELL SHOCK!
Tali snarls, crawls to a cover, TWO!! Ladrona survives and the fans rally up more! Tali is back on Ladrona and uses a body scissors squeeze! Ladrona endures, Tali adds a chinlock, and it’s almost a Rear Naked Choke! Ladrona kicks and reaches out but Tali squeezes tight! The fans rally harder, and Ladrona fires elbows into Tali’s side! Ladrona is free of the body scissors, then stands up to JAWBREAKER! Tali staggers then falls back! The fans rally, Ladrona runs, but Tali military presses! But Ladrona slips free! Ladrona DROPKICKS the legs out! Ladrona runs, but Tali LARIATS her back down! The fans boo but Shabonne cheers.
Tali hobbles after Ladrona, but Ladrona ELBOWS her! And ELBOWS again! And again! Tali KNEES low, then powers through to a GERMAN SUPLEX! Ladrona has a rough landing but Tali huffs ‘n’ puffs and is right back on her. Tali puts Ladrona in a corner, says the Dark Forces rule, and she stomps away on Ladrona! Tali RAMS Ladrona in the corner, then brings her around. Tali bumps Ladrona off buckles, then RAMS into her again! The fans boo, the ref counts, but Tali RAMS Ladrona again. Tali paces, the fans boo, but Shabonne says to destroy Ladrona! Tali runs up, but Ladrona ducks! Tali’s jump knee hits buckles and she tumbles to the outside!
The fans fire up as Ladrona now has a chance! Tali clutches her knee and Shabonne panics! Shabonne says to get in, the ring count is climbing! Tali manages to stand, but Ladrona PLANCHAS! Both women are down on the outside and the fans fire up again! The ring count climbs again, and Tali clutches her leg. Both women are down at 6 of 10! 7! Ladrona and Tali both flounder into the ring at 9.5! The fans fire up as this continues! Ladrona DROPKICKS the bad leg! Tali writhes, Ladrona KICKS the leg, then ducks a lariat! BIG back suplex! The fans fire up as Ladrona busts out some power of her own! Both women rise, Ladrona runs up, but into a FLAPJACK HOTSHOT!
Both women are down again and a standing count starts now! Tali crawls to cover, TWO! Ladrona stays in this, Shabonne tells Ladrona to just stop now or she’s gonna get hurt. Tali stands on Ladrona’s neck, tells her, “You ain’t nothing!” But Ladrona squirms to get a KNEEBAR!! Ladrona has grapevine’d the leg and she drags Tatli down! S T F!! Ladrona pulls on the crossface and the fans go nuts as Tali endures! Tali pries the grip open, Ladrona fights to keep at least an arm, but Tali powers up! So Ladrona SMASHES the knee down! Ladrona stomps away on the leg and Shabonne is furious! Tali shoves Ladrona, but Ladrona KICKS that leg again and again!
Ladrona has the legs, the fans “WOO~” as Ladrona puts on the FIGURE- NO, Tali fights with her one good leg, and she BOOTS Ladrona away! Ladrona grabs the bad leg again, but Tali BOOTS her away again! Ladrona runs up to basement DROPKICK! Tali sputters, Ladrona has the leg, but Tali just SHOVES Ladrona with both hands! Tali hobbles to her feet, Ladrona storms up, but into another clinch! OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Shabonne shouts that the Desert Colossus has no limits! The fans still rally for Ladrona while the standing count climbs. We pass 5 of 10, then 6, then 7! But Tali stands first, and she looms over Ladrona.
Tali is angry, and she reels Ladrona in for a standard suplex. Ladrona lands out, slips around, tilt-o-whirl RANA! The fans fire up as Ladrona then DROPKICKS Tali! Ladrona still wants the legs! FIGURE FOUR!! Tali suffers and the fans fire up! Shabonne shouts for Tali to fight, but Ladrona puts on the pressure! Ladrona thrashes the legs, pulls on the main leg, but Tali still reaches out! Tali backstrokes, but her shoulders are down! TWO, and Tali still fights! Tali drags Ladrona with her as she goes for ropes! The fans chant “TAP! TAP! TAP!” but Tali still manages the ROPEBREAK! Ladrona holds until 4 before letting go.
Tali hobbles up, but Ladrona KICKS the legs out! The underdog champion is now bullying the challenger! Ladrona ties up the legs for the LANAYRU LASSO! Tali endures the modified deathlock, so Ladrona shifts back to the S T F!! Tali endures as Ladrona pulls on the crossface portion! Tali reaches out, Shabonne shouts for her to fight, and Tali powers out again! Ladrona is rather stunned that Tali still has so much power left! Ladrona storms up, but into a GERMAN SUPLEX!! Somehow, that was the strongest one yet! Both women stir, the ref starts another standing count, but Tali is up at 5. Ladrona runs up, but into a SPINEBUSTER!
Tali seethes, drags herself over to cover Ladrona, TWO!! Tali tries another cover, TWO!! Tali is beside herself and Shabonne argues the count, but Tali clamps onto Ladrona with… Is that an IMPA LOCK?! The arm is chicken-winged, Tali has a sleeper and body scissors, it’s almost the Sheikah legend’s move! Ladrona endures whatever Tali calls this, the fans rally up even harder, but Ladrona is turning purple like her hair! The ref checks Ladrona, and… Is she glowing? Bit of a different glow than the others… Ladrona throws elbows and gets free of the body scissors! Ladrona has a second wind, maybe even a second life, as she fights up to fire body shots!
Tali holds onto the sleeper, but Ladrona runs to a corner! BUCKLE SHOT! Tali falls back, Shabonne is furious, but Ladrona is climbing! Ladrona reaches the top, takes aim, and MISSILE DROPKICK FLOPS as Tali dives out of the way! The fans rally and Shabonne tells Tali to get back up! Tali and Ladrona stand, and Tali hobbles over. Tali reels Ladrona in for a BIG suplex! Tali has some blood coming out of her nose, likely from that buckle shot, but she clamps on a gut wrench style BEARHUG! Tali squeezes, Ladrona endures, and the fans rally! Ladrona has that purple glow going as she fights around again!
Ladrona rises, Tali is stunned, and Shabonne is pulling at her hair! Tali GUT WRENCH PLEXES Ladrona! Tali says Ladrona isn’t going to squeak by like she did with Ruto! She should just give up already! Tali waistlocks to gator roll and bridge! TWO!! Tali holds on, O’Conner Rolls to bridge, TWO! Tali makes the waistlock a bearhug again but the fans rally for Ladrona! The fans haven’t given up on her, so Ladrona doesn’t give up on herself! Ladrona grits her teeth, rises up, and the fans fire up! Ladrona stands, and uses a REAR HEADBUTT! And another! Ladrona is loose, and she ROCKS Tali! And ELBOWS her!
Ladrona UPPERCUTS, then DROPKICKS the legs! And DROPKICKS Tali in the face! Ladrona runs, tilt-o-whirl DDT!! Tali staggers up, but she KNEES Ladrona! Tali whips Ladrona to a corner, runs up, but Ladrona dodges! Ladrona kicks low, reels Tali in, and manages a snap suplex! Ladrona brings Tail up again, for another snap suplex! Ladrona is using the Amigos! She brings Tali up again, for THREE AMIGOS! Or is it Amigas? Ladrona fires up, the fans are thunderous, and Ladrona hurries to a corner! Shabonne shouts at Ladrona, shouts at Tali, but Ladrona still FROG- FLOP!! That distraction saves Tali!
The fans boo but Shabonne breathes a sigh of relief. Tali is up, she storms up on Ladrona, fireman’s carry! Ladrona grabs the ref before the F5!!! All of them are down!! Shabonne is cursing up a storm and the fans are going nuts! Tali crawls to a cover, but there’s no one to count it! Tali would’ve won twice over by now! Shabonne explains it to Tali, Tali pounds the mat in frustration, but then she gets an idea. She tells Shabonne to grab the belt! Shabonne grins, she likes that idea! Shabonne grabs the belt, argues with the timekeeper about it, and she slides the belt into the ring for Tali. But wait! Here comes RIJU! The fans go nuts, and Riju springboards to MISSILE DROPKICK TALI!!
The fans are thunderous, Shabonne is pissed, but Riju doesn’t stop there! She DIVES onto Shabonne!! The fans fire up as the tiniest Gerudo takes out the most troublesome one! Riju then shouts at Ladrona to finish this! Ladrona is a bit surprised by this, but that might just be from how dazed she is after taking that F5. Ladrona shakes out the cobwebs, Riju calls to the ref, and Ladrona manages to cover Tali! The ref sees it, counts the cover, TWO?!?!? Tali survives and no one can believe it! Ladrona sees the belt nearby, and she grabs it! Riju is a bit conflicted about this, but she looks at Tali sputtering around.
Riju says, Screw it! Nail that vaita!!” That’s some harsh Gerudo language right there, but Ladrona grins and nods. Tali slowly rises up, the ref is still hurting so they’ve turned away. BELT- NO, Tali dodges the belt shot! Tali KNEES low, fireman’s carries again, and aims for the belt! F5- DDT COUNTER!! ONTO THE BELT!!! The fans are thunderous again and Ladrona hurries up top! FROG SPLASH!!! Cover and the ref is back! LADRONA WINS!!
Winner: Ladrona, by pinfall (still HPW Goddess Champion)
Riju and the fans erupt with cheers while Shabonne sputters back to consciousness. Shabonne realizes what happened with the announcement, and she shrieks in anger! There’s no “Goddess of the Sand” here, and Ladrona shouts at Tali, “YOU ain’t nothing!!” Riju celebrates alongside Ladrona, will the Thief Girl be brought into the Sisterhood? Or could the Glowing Aura Phenomenon have a part to play?
Osphala is here!
The fans have a mixed reaction as the HPW Termina Champion heads to the ring. Osphala says, “It should be obvious, but in just two weeks, HPW returns to Termina for Termina Velocity!” The fans cheer that, and Osphala holds up his title to emphasize the news. Osphala says he has been itching to defend the Termina Championship, and it will finally be time. The best of Termina Championship Wrestling is welcome to challenge him, but he’s pretty sure he knows who- Wait! The lights go down! When the lights come up, IGOS DU IKANA is here! The fans go nuts, but Osphala smiles? “Just the man I was hoping to meet.”
Osphala says Igos truly is the best TCW ever had, and Osphala would love to face him in Termina. Osphala offers a handshake, but Igos just stares at it. The fans chant “YES! YES! YES!” but then Igos hits ELEGY OF EMPTINESS!! Osphala goes down in a heap, and Igos looms over him. Igos picks up the mic, and he tells Osphala, “I’ll see you there.” The lights go out again, and then they come back up, Igos is gone. Will the Death Mountain Champion soon be a DOUBLE champion?
Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship #1 Contender’s Match: GANON VS KAGE!
The Gerudo Ace came out on top in the Triforce Tournament, and though he brutally beat down The Hero of Hyrule, he did not account for the Hero’s Shadow to stand against him. But now, with Zelda still the champion, Ganon and Kage battle to meet her on Treasure Island! Will Ganon punish Kage for defying the Dark Forces? Or will Kage be on step away from former glory?
The bell rings and the fans rally as the two step right up. Ganon shoves Kage and tells him he is an ungrateful little POS! How dare he ruin Ganon’s chances of taking the title! Do the Dark Forces not matter to him? “NOPE!” SUPERKICK! Ganon wobbles, Kage whips him but Ganon reverses. Kage ducks ‘n’ dodges, then slides under a boot! Kage runs up and tilt-o-whirls to IRON OCTOROK! The fans cheer while Ganon endures! Ganon reaches out, fights his way over, but Kage lets go to then hook the arm! Ganon flails but Kage manages to hook the other arm, and he powers Ganon into the backslide! TWO, but Kage has both wrists!
Ganon gets up and under Kage to BACKDROP him! Kage flounders to the ropes, Ganon runs, and Ganon BOOTS Kage up and out of the ring! The fans boo but Ganon tells them to shut up. Ganon storms out after Kage, drags him up, then SMACKS him off the apron! Ganon shoves Kage into the ring, then drags him into a corner. The fans boo more as Ganon stomps a mudhole into Kage, but the ref counts. Ganon stops at 4 to argue with the ref, and then he digs his boots into Kage! The fans boo again, the ref reprimands and counts, and Ganon stops at 4. Ganon CHOKES Kage and tells him he’s going to regret coming back.
Ganon stands Kage up, whips him corner to corner hard, and Kage hobbles before he drops to a knee. Ganon storms up on Kage, clinches, and OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES! Kage tumbles away to the other corner, and Ganon runs up on him again for another OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Kage sputters but Ganon is right on him again. Ganon pulls Kage’s hair to sit him up, the ref reprimands, but Ganon ROCKS Kage with a right hand! Kage falls back, but Ganon sits him back up again. Ganon ROCKS Kage again, then he just kneels down to rain down fists! The fans boo and the ref reprimands about the hair pulling!
Ganon keeps raining down punches but the ref counts. Ganon stops at 4 to get in the ref’s face about this. Kage sits up in a daze, reaches for the ropes, but Ganon drags him up to TOSS him out! Kage is on the outside in a heap and Ganon wants the ref to start the ring count. The ref does, and Kage sputters as we reach 3 of 10. Ganon wants the count to be faster but the ref doesn’t speed up. Kage goes to the desk at 5 of 10, Ganon paces, but then loses his patience at 7. Ganon storms out after Kage, drags Kage up, and SMACKS him off the desk! Rusl again has to worry about his drink while Shad and Telma want Ganon to take it easy.
Ganon ignores that and dribbles Kage off the desk! The ring count returns to 5 of 10, Ganon rolls in just to refresh the count, then goes back to Kage. Ganon drags Kage up, and whips him at the steel steps! But Kage LEAPS over the steps! The fans fire up and Ganon hurries over, only for Kage to now get up on the steps and CANNONBALLS! The fans fire up as Ganon falls! Kage drags Ganon up and puts him in the ring. Kage drops knees right on Ganon’s back! Kage ties up Ganon’s legs, grabs at Ganon’s chin, but Ganon fights that off. Ganon manages to turn, and he throws elbows! Ganon knocks Kage over and pops free of the leglock!
Ganon rains down more fists and the fans boo again! Kage kicks from below, but Ganon grabs the leg to stomp and YANK it! Kage crawls for the ropes but Ganon stomps him down. Ganon CHOKES Kage on the ropes, stops as the ref counts 4, then BOOTS Kage! Kage dangles halfway out of the ring while the fans boo and the ref reprimands. Ganon just soaks up the heat, but Kage sits up. And he smiles?! Ganon is confused and upset seeing that, but the fans rally as Kage stands up, leaning against the ropes. Kage shouts at Ganon, “C’MON!” Ganon runs up, Kage bobs ‘n’ weaves and BODY BLOWS! Kage then gets around to GERMAN SUPLEX!
The fans fire up while Ganon flounders around. Ganon ends up on the ropes, Kage takes aim and runs up to MASTER SWORD! The fans fire up again as Kage now reels Ganon in, and Electric Chair Lifts! That’s tricky given Ganon is taller! Ganon punches Kage and Kage drops to his knees! Ganon CLUBS Kage with a crossface forearm, and then another, and another! Ganon drags Kage up, reels him in, and lifts him up! GANON BOMB! But Ganon doesn’t cover, he deadlifts Kage back up for another GANON BOMB!! High stack, TWO?!?! Kage survives and shocks everyone, most of all Ganon! Ganon argues with the ref right in his face!
The fans boo as Ganon backs the ref into a corner, but the ref defends his count was fair! Ganon is furious but he backs off from the ref. Ganon watches Kage sputter and cough, and Ganon goes to the corner. Ganon takes aim as Kage slowly pushes up off the mat. The fans rally as hard as they can, but Ganon starts up his countdown! “Three! Two! ONE!!” Ganon runs up, but Kage drops out of the way! The fans fire up as Ganon’s Kick of Calamity crashes and burns! Ganon clutches his back as he staggers to his feet, into a MASTER SWORD! Ganon sputters and wobbles, but Kage full nelsons for a SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX!
The fans fire up while Ganon sits up in a daze. Kage watches Ganon sits up into a kneeling position, then lines up a shot. MASTER SWORD! Ganon falls back, Kage covers, TWO!! Ganon is still in this but Kage stays focused. Kage drags Ganon up, puts him in a corner, then RAMS Ganon in the back! The ref reprimands and counts as Kage RAMS Ganon again! Kage digs his shoulder in, stops at the ref’s count of 4, then hoists Ganon up. Kage uses the corner to help in the Electric Chair Lift! The fans fire up as Kage carries Ganon from the corner! But Ganon victory rolls through! Cover, TWO!! Kage escapes, scrambles to his feet, KICK OF CALAMITY!!
Both men are down and the fans are going nuts! Ganon snarls as he drags himself over to Kage. Ganon pulls Kage into the cover, TWO?!?!?! The crowd erupts as Kage was nanoseconds away from defeat! Ganon angrily stares off into space, then is practically foaming at the mouth as he looks at Kage. Ganon drags Kage up, underhooks the arms, but Kage RAMS Ganon into a corner! The fans fire up as Kage RAMS Ganon again, even as Ganon holds on! The ref reprimands as Ganon KNEES Kage again and again while Kage still RAMS Ganon! They go along the ropes, and then Ganon SWINGS Kage while he’s in the underhooks!
The fans rally as hard as they can while Ganon puts Kage in the ropes! But Kage kicks free of the ropes, and he DUMPS Ganon up and out! Ganon tumbles to the apron then the floor while the fans fire up again! Kage huffs ‘n’ puffs and builds speed, and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Ganon! The fans are thunderous while both men are down on the outside! The ref starts a ring count, both men stir at 3 of 10, and the fans rally, “This is Awesome!” Kage drags himself up with the apron skirt, Ganon uses the barriers, and they both stand at 6. Ganon lurches and stumbles to the apron, crawls in, but Kage grabs at him!
The fans fire up while Ganon kicks at Kage! The count is still going! Kage won’t let go, but then something grabs at Kage from under the ring?! Kage kicks at those hands, but then Ganon BOOTS him away! Ganon is in at 9, Kage is down, TEN!! GANON WINS!!!
Winner: Ganon, by count-out (NEW #1 Contender to the Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship)
Fans are in an uproar and Telma asks what kind of bologna is this! Rusl says forget bologna, this is bull! And the person that was under the ring emerges to reveal it’s ZANT! Zant laughs at Kage and tells him that’s what he gets for betraying the Dark Forces! Kage DECKS Zant! The fans fire up as Kage beats down the weasel in a robe, but Ganon storms out to grab Kage! Ganon THROWS Kage into barriers, then starts throwing down hands in return! But then CIA & LANA rush out here! Once again, former Dark Forces supports former Dark Forces! The sisters run up on Ganon and DOUBLE SHOTGUN!
The fans fire up while Ganon and Zant regroup and the sisters help Kage up. Ganon seethes, but he and Zant retreat. After all, the main event is up next! Will the Faces of Evil handle this for their wicked leader? Or will they be thunderstruck as new champions emerge?
HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder: The Faces of Evil VS Arrow Club VS Midna, Cia & Lana!
The thunder rolls and the lightning strikes, but this storm has been brewing since HyruleMania. The Dark Forces ejecting their founding members and stealing these belts in one fell swoop has only put a bigger target on their backs, can Harlequin, Lupay & Glutko hold onto the gold? Will Fin Balure, Big Croc Scaly & Torbevito take back what they lost? Or will the Twilight Princess lead the Dark Sorceress & Blue-Haired Goddess to victory?
Speaking of, Midna only now makes her entrance, Cia & Lana having rushed ahead of her to help Kage. Kage doesn’t say anything as he leaves so hard to say he’s thankful. After that, Arrow Club makes their entrance, all dressed in white with black trim. Then The Faces of Evil make their way out, and all the teams gather on stage while the double cage is once again lowered. The introductions are made, the belts await, and we see who survives Blood & Thunder 4EVER!
Trios sort out, and we start with Lupay, Torbevito and… Well, Midna and Cia argue that they both should be the one. But as the arguing continues, Lana pushes past them both! The fans cheer as she steps inside the double cage. The bell rings and Torbevito goes after Lupay! The fans fire up as Torbevito throws hands, Lupay hits back, and Lana looks for an opening. Lupay kicks Torbevito low, turns to run, but Lana is there to arm-drag him! And arm-drag again! Torbevito runs up but he gets thrown with an arm-drag! Lupay returns, he blocks an arm-drag, brings her up, but Lana shifts and arm-drags from the other side!
The fans rally, Torbevito waistlocks Lana, but Lana flails. Lana manages to grab Lupay in a waistlock, and Torbevito can’t lift them both. Lupay breaks the waistlock, switches to have Torbevito, but then Lupay can’t lift him and Lana! Lana breaks free of Torbevito’s grip, but Torbevito ducks and Lana ENZIGIRIS Lupay! Torbevito DROPSAULTS to knock Lana down and land on Lupay! Torbevito then somersaults to SPLASH DOWN on Lana! The fans are torn while Torbevito is fired up! Torbevito drags Lana up and shoves her to a corner. Torbevito then storms over to Lupay, stomps him, and stalks him to the ropes.
Torbevito stomps Lupay, has him in the gap between rings, then stomps him a bit more. Torbevito then turns around, and Lana SHINING WIZARDS him on the ropes! Lana then BULLDOGS Torbevito down! Lana hurries to stomp Lupay in the gap, but Lupay rolls away to the second ring. Lana lets him go to kick Torbevito around. Torbevito goes to a corner but Lana stomps him more. Lana scrubs Torbevito’s face and the fans cheer, “HEY! HEY! HEY!” Lana then runs side to side to BOOT WASH! The fans fire up as Torbevito hits the steel! Lana goes corner to corner, but Lupay springboard MISSILE DROPKICKS her!
The fans boo while Lupay howls! However, the countdown is here! The Faces of Evil have the “advantage” in this match, but that means another team will send theirs out first! Arrow Club sends Bad Croc Scaly! Lupay is immediately worried, and now he wants Lana to help him!? Scaly storms into the ring, Lupay SHOVES Lana into him, but Lana bounces off and falls back! The fans boo Lupay but Scaly looks down at Lana. Lana pleads with Scaly, but Scaly YANKS her right up into a fireman’s carry! Lupay runs up to CROSSBODY, but Scaly catches him! The fans fire up as Scaly hits a FALL AWAY SLAM GORON DROP COMBO!
Torbevito gets up and he high-fives Scaly. They coordinate, and Torbevito goes up the ropes to then stand on Scaly’s shoulders. The fans cheer as Torbevito balances while Scaly walks over to Lupay, ELEVATED SPLASH! Direct hit on Lupay, then Torbevito drags Lana into position. Torbevito and Scaly coordinate, BACK SUPLEX SPLASH! The fans cheer, Torbevito and Scaly high-five again, and they spot Lupay going into the second ring. Torbevito goes up the corner, steps to the other ring’s corner, then he tightrope walks to DIVING BODY PRESS! The fans fire up for the distance alone, and even Scaly applauds.
Lana CHOP BLOCKS Scaly! The fans cheer, Scaly hobbles, and Lana KICKS away on the leg. Torbevito sees that, hurries back to the first ring, but Lana kicks him as he enters the gap! Lana runs Torbevito up and SMACKS him off the wall! Torbevito staggers back, Lana runs him to the other side and SMACKS him off that wall! Scaly storms up but Lana drop toeholds him onto ropes! Lana runs and CANNONBALLS Scaly against the ropes! The fans fire up as Lana hurries back up. She steps on Scaly, steps up onto the ropes, and then goes from one ring to the other to springboard and FLYING RANA Lupay!
The fans fire up with Lana, and now the countdown is back! “Three! Two! One! BRR!” Lana’s team is next, and Midna rather sarcastically offers this moment to Cia. Cia has her own sarcastic smile as she hurries out of their little shark cage and rushes down to the ring. Cia stops at the door and gets an idea. She checks under the ring, and she brings out a chain! The fans fire up as Cia brings that into the ring. Lana hurries over and the sisters work together with the chain. They run up and wrap the chain around Scaly. They use it to whip Scaly hard into a corner! The sisters get the chain off Scaly, and Cia uses it to LASH him!
Torbevito hurries into the ring, but Lana drop toeholds him! Cia LASHES Torbevito! Lana hurries up the ropes again, springboards to the second ring, but into a POWERBOMB from Lupay! Cia gets mad and she wraps the chain around her fist. Cia storms through the gap to run up on Lupay, but he plays keep away as she takes chain-wrapped punches! Lupay then mule kicks Cia and runs to the ropes. Lupay springboards, but into a CHAIN KNUCKLE PUNCH!! The fans go nuts while Lupay coughs and sputters from that shot to his stomach! Cia helps Lana up, makes sure she’s okay, and then the sisters unfurl the chain.
The sisters watch Lupay stand back up, still clutching his stomach. They run up and they CHAIN CLOTHESLINE Lupay back down! The fans fire up and the sisters hurry to the first ring. Torbevito stands back up, and the sisters CHAINE CLOTHESLINE Torbevito down! Cia LASHES Torbevito again, but Scaly is back up. Lana runs up but Scaly THROWS her back at Cia! The sisters fall over and the fans are torn. Scaly storms up and drags Lana right up. Scaly TOSSES her to a corner! Then Scaly drags Cia up and TOSSES her into the same corner! The fans are torn as Scaly runs corner to corner, but the sisters use the chain to SWEEP the legs!
The fans fire up as Scaly belly flops! But now the countdown is here! “Three! Two! One! BRR!” The Faces of Evil send out Glutko! Another behemoth is on the way! Lana & Cia egg Glutko on as he steps inside the cage. Glutko runs up and the sisters use the chain, but Glutko’s big belly slingshots them away! The fans boo while Glutko laughs and proudly slaps his belly. But now Scaly stands back up. The fans fire up, and they even sing, “OHH~, Those Are Big Bellies~! OHH~, Those Are Big Bellies~!” The two circle, and then they run up to RAM shoulders! And they RAM again! And again! The fans fire up as Scaly RAMS Glutko and he stumbles back!
Glutko rebounds, RAMS Scaly, but Scaly rebounds! Scaly FLYING SHOULDER TACKLES! The fans fire up while both behemoths fall! But then Torbevito and Lupay are each on the corners! They shout at each other not to do it, but then they both 450 SPLASH!! Lupay lands on Scaly and Torbevito lands on Glutko and the fans fire up! Lana and Cia stand up and they each DROPKICK Torbevito and Lupay! The fans cheer as the sisters stomp away on all their opponents! Cia wraps the chain around her fist again and has Lana stand Torbevito up. Torbevito BOOTS the chain fist away, then switches with Lana!
Cia stays back, she isn’t gonna punch her sister! Lana switches, Cia winds up, but then Torbevito switches back so Cia stays back again. Lupay SUPERKICKS Cia! Lana switches with Torbevito again, then rams him into Lupay! She rams them both into a corner, then hits CHAOS THEORY on Torbevito! The fans fire up as Lana kips up! Lana runs up on Lupay and SHINING WIZARDS in the corner! Torbevito staggers back up, Lana BULLDOG CLOTHESLINE COMBSO! The fans fire up more as Lana roars! But then Scaly CLOBBERS Lana! The fans boo but Scaly runs and SENTONS Lupay! And then he SENTONS Glutko!
Torbevito staggers to his feet again, and Scaly picks him up! Scaly military presses Torbevito to DROP him on both Cia & Lana! And the countdown is back, “Three! Two! One! BRR!” Fin Balure has a smug smile as he goes to the ring, and Arrow Club is now at full power! Fin then checks under the ring, and he brings out chair after chair! Fin puts those in for Scaly & Torbevito. Scaly SMACKS Glutko on the back! Torbevito SMACKS Lupay while he’s down! Fin grins as he brings to more chairs into the ring. Fin sets a chair down so he can use the other to SMACK Cia! The fans boo and Lana kicks at Fin from the mat, but Fin stays just out of reach.
Fin toys with Lana, Torbevito SMACKS Lupay again, and Fin stomps Lana. Fin JAMS Lana with the chair and digs it into her stomach! The fans boo, Fin lets off, and he wedges that chair into the corner. Finn storms over to Lana, drags her up, and whips her hard into the corner chair! Lana drops to her knees in pain while Fin drags Cia up. Lana stands but Finn whips Cia into her! Lana again hits chair! Fin then coordinates with Torbevito and they send Scaly in, only for the sisters to dodge! Scaly hits the chair and pops it out of frame! The fans fire up while Lana & Cia rush Fin & Torbevito, respectively! Lana RANAS Fin while Cia DROPKICKS Torbevito!
The fans fire up more as Cia has her chain back, and she LASHES Fin! Lana has that other chair Fin brought in and she uses it to SMACK Torbevito! Glutko & Lupay are up, Lana runs up and takes a swing, but Glutko blocks the chair shot! Lupay slips around Lana to SAIDO! Cia runs up but Glutko CHUCKS the chair at her! Fans lose their minds seeing that hit to Cia’s face! Lupay takes the chain from Cia and wraps it around his fist. Fin gets up and Lupay CHAIN PUNCHES him in the stomach! Scaly is up but Lupay RAMS Fin into him! Lupay then wraps the chain around his arm to CHAIN LARIAT Scaly into giving Fin a DDT!
The fans boo but Lupay soaks it up. Glutko drags Lana to be next to Cia, and he runs to DOUBLE SPLASH! Lupay has the chain still around his arm, and as Torbevito stands up, CHAIN ROLLING ELBOW! But the countdown is back! “Three! Two! One! BRR!” Midna is released! The fans fire up as the Twilight Princess finally joins her team! But she also has a stop before getting in the ring. The fans want tables, and Midna says, “I always give the fans what they want!” Midna brings out a table! And spray-painted on it is the symbol of the Twili! Lupay dares Midna to bring that in, and Midna realizes this is a problem.
Glutko laughs as Midna is stuck outside with her fancy table, but then Lana & Cia get up. They DOUBLE LOW BLOW Glutko! The fans cheer while Glutko goes down in a heap! Lupay sees what happened, he goes after Lana & Cia, and Midna uses that opening to put her table in the ring! Arrow Club has regrouped in the second ring, so Midna has room to set her table up in the corner of this first ring. The sisters handle Lupay 2v1, with an atomic drop from Lana, then Cia runs in and dropkicks the legs out! Lana runs and rolls into a Chancery for Cia to then run again and basement DROPKICK Lupay in the head!
Fans fire up for the “Dream Sequence,” and the sisters high-five. Lana high-fives Midna, but Cia holds back. Midna, Cia & Lana do agree to go after Arrow Club in the other ring. The three stare down, Midna and Scaly down the middle as the tallest two. The fans fire up as the brawl is on! Midna and Scaly, Fin and Lana, Torbevito and Cia, and the sisters end up in corners! Fin stomps a mudhole into Lana while Cia turns things around on Torbevito to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP! Midna whips but Scaly reverses. Midna ducks ‘n’ dodges then SPEARS, but Scaly stuffs it! The fans fire up while Scaly smiles and shakes his head.
Scaly suplexes Midna, but Midna knees free! Midna BOOTS Scaly and he staggers back. Midna runs up, Scaly tosses her, but she lands safely in the gap. Scaly takes a swing but Midna blocks to counter punch! Scaly staggers away, but Glutko grabs at Midna from the other side! Midna HOTSHOTS Glutko, and now both behemoths snarl. They both run up, Midna hurries out of the way, and they two COLLIDE at the gap! The fans lose their minds again and even Midna has to say it! Then she laughs and says, “Oops! Didn’t mean to say that.” Midna goes into the first ring to go after Lupay while Cia ENZIGIRIS Torbevito!
Fin kicks Cia, but Lana CLUBS Fin! Lana gives Fin the atomic drop, Cia runs and dropkicks the legs out, then Lana rolls into another Chancery. Cia runs, but Torbevito gets her at the ropes! WHIRLPOOL DDT! Lana sees that and lets Fin go to go after Torbevito! And then, as the fans shout it, “IT’S THE FINAL~ COUNTDOWN~! Three! Two! One! BRR!!” Harlequin is released, and that means Blood & Thunder is now complete! Harlequin also makes a stop, and he brings out his own table! And it has custom spray paint of just “HAHAHAHAHA” all over it in chaotic writing! Harlequin drags this table into the ring while Midna and Lupay brawl.
Harlequin cheers Lupay on as he fires a flurry of haymakers! Lupay winds up for the big one, but Midna BOOTS him! Glutko is up, Midna CHOPS him, and the fans “WOO~!” Fin & Torbevito mug Lana, double whip her to a corner, and then Torbevito runs in, but Lana ELBOWS him away! Lana goes up, CROSSBODIES, and down goes Torbevito! But Fin is there to grab Lana into a dragon sleeper! EYE OF THE HURRICANE! Cover and a ref finally counts, TWO! Harlequin somehow sneaks past Midna with his table while she’s busy giving CHOPS to Glutko and Lupay, and Harlequin brings his table through the gap.
Harlequin sets his table up near a corner while Fin & Torbevito are busy brawling with Lana & Cia. Harlequin is pleased seeing his table in position, but then he turns around to see Scaly! The fans cheer as Scaly grabs Harlequin by the neck! Scaly prepares his thumb, but Harlequin LOW BLOWS him! The fans boo but Harlequin laughs. Harlequin SMACKS Scaly off the table, then pushes him onto the table. Harlequin watches Fin & Torbevito whip the sisters at each other, only for Cia & Lana to dosido and DROPKICK Fin & Torbevito. Midna CHOPS Glutko, BOOTS Lupay down, then CHOPS Glutko again!
Glutko HEADBUTTS Midna, then tries to bite her face! Midna CLAWS Glutko’s cycloptic eye! Glutko staggers away, Midna CHOP BLOCKS his legs out! Glutko drops down to his knees, and Midna runs to hit TWILIGHT SLEEP onto a chair!! The fans are thunderous, but then Lupay SUPERKICKS Midna! Harlequin goes up the ropes and uses the cage to tightrope walk towards the corner. Lupay whips Midna to a corner and runs in for a SPLASH! Lupay whips corner to corner but Midna reverses! Lupay stops short of being sent into the table, but Midna runs in! SPEAR through the table!! The fans lose their minds while Midna and Lupay are both down in the wreckage!
Meanwhile, Harlequin reaches the corner, takes aim at Scaly, but Scaly is up! Scaly grabs Harlequin by the neck again, has his thumb ready, and hits a GRENADE down through the table!! The fans lose their minds again and Scaly covers, but Cia AND Lana break it up!! The fans are thunderous because “This is Awesome!” Cia & Lana HAMMER away on Scaly, but Fin & Torbevito come back to go after them. Arrow Club mugs Cia & Lana 3v2, but then Midna rises from the broken table! She stands up so forcefully that part of the table is flung away! The fans fire up as Midna storms into the second ring!
Scaly storms up on Midna but she bobs ‘n’ weaves and ROCKS him with a forearm! And CHOPS him! Scaly takes another swing but Midna ducks it to BOOT Fin! Torbevito springboards, but Midna catches him! The fans fire up as Midna FALL AWAY SLAMS Torbevito, then kips up! Scaly runs back up, but Midna dodges again, and she SPEARS Scaly down! The fans are thunderous as Midna roars! Midna helps Lana up, and then she offers Cia a hand. The fans chant, “Take Her Hand! Take Her Hand!” Cia takes Midna’s hand! Midna helps Cia to her feet, and now the three coordinate as Fin sputters and sits up.
Midna smiles as she looks at Fin. She waves night-night, then runs and hits TWILIGHT SLEEP! Then Cia drags Fin up and Lana helps out to lift him up! MAGIC KILLER!! And now, Midna’s up top! TWISTED TWILIGHT!! Cover, MIDNA, CIA & LANA WIN!!
Winners: Midna, Cia & Lana, by pinfall (NEW HPW World Trios Champions)
Midna, Cia & Lana finally came together as a true team and finished things off! The three of them group hug in celebration, and then hold up the belts while victory pyro goes off! Midna also becomes a Triple Crown Champion through the Goddess, Death Mountain & Trios Championships! Will she, Cia & Lana be like the goddesses of legend and shape the landscape of Hyrule?
My Thoughts:
Alright, this wasn’t quite under the wire but there was pressure to get it done quickly because Termina Velocity is also coming up fast. I feel it mostly shows in the Blood & Thunder match. Also, I think I stumbled upon why they don’t do Triple Threat WarGames anymore. But that aside, the result decisions were easy this time, with Ganon of course winning with cheating because he has the huge faction behind him. The only thing now is, what does Kage do? He returned, he lost, what’s he to do title wise?
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Bandwagon Nerds #293: Father Figures
The Nerds review the latest trailers for Iron Heart and Superman. A Spaceballs sequel is now official and why are DC and Marvel skipping SDCC?
This week, the full complement of Nerds celebrates Father’s Day by looking at new trailers for Iron Heart and Superman. There was also a pleasant surprise this week, as a sequel to Spaceballs was officially announced, along with the return of some beloved cast members from the original. The live-action Legend of Zelda has been delayed by a few weeks. Is this a big nothing burger or a reason to be concerned? Disney & Universal take aim at MidJourney with a landmark lawsuit that could have big implications for AI-generated images moving forward. The guys say farewell to Sly Stone and Brian Wilson. All that, plus why are Marvel and DC skipping San Diego Comic-Con this year? Tune in and find out.
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Chairshot Radio Network
Launched in 2017, the Chairshot Radio Network presents you with the best in sports, entertainment, and sports entertainment. Wrestling and wrestling crossover podcasts + the most interesting content + the most engaging hosts = the most entertaining podcasts you’ll find!
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Launched in 2017, the Chairshot Radio Network presents you with the best in sports, entertainment, and sports entertainment. Wrestling and wrestling crossover podcasts + the most interesting content + the most engaging hosts = the most entertaining podcasts you’ll find!
MONDAY - Bandwagon Nerds (entertainment & popular culture)
TUESDAY - Musical Chairs (music) / Hockey Talk (NHL)
WEDNESDAY - The Greg DeMarco Show (wrestling)
THURSDAY - Keeping the news ridiculous... The Oddity / Chairshot NFL (NFL)
FRIDAY - DWI Podcast (Drunk Wrestling Intellect)
SATURDAY - The Mindless Wrestling Podcast
SUNDAY - The Front and Center Sports Podcast
CHAIRSHOT RADIO NETWORK PODCAST SPECIALS
Attitude Of Aggression Podcast & The Big Five Project (chronologically exploring WWE's PPV/PLE history)
TheChairshot.com PRESENTS...IMMEDIATE POST WWE PLE REACTIONS w/ DJ(Mindless), Tunney(DWI) & Friends
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