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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (6/6/20)

A pivotal moment for Hyrule Puro-Resu!

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5 years ago

June 6, 2020

Steven Mitchell

The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 4

Will Groose retain the Death Mountain Championship? Will Zelda head for the Goddess Championship? And who aims for HPW’s top prize? The answer to all those questions lies in Akkala’s Torin Wetlands!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

HPW Death Mountain Championship: Groose VS Ghirahim; Ghirahim wins and becomes the new Death Mountain Champion.
HPW Goddess Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Cia w/ The Dark Forces VS Zelda; Cia wins and will challenge Midna for the title.
HPW Triforce Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Ganondorf Dragmire VS Igos du Ikana; Dragmire wins and will challenge Link for the title.

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HPW and HPX set the scene!

The future of three titles will be determined in one night! First, the Living Blade lost his cool after losing yet another match. Ghirahim Mazokucho attacked Groose just as The Skyloft Stud was victorious over King Bulblin. To Ghirahim, Groose is not worthy of holding a championship, but has to prove it in the match! Will Groose be knocked off the top of Death Mountain already?

Second, the HPW Women’s Division finally has the spotlight again! The Princess of Hyrule was barred from the Triforce Championship, but her amended win-loss record still keeps her in the running for the Goddes Championship! But given those revelations, Zelda has a rematch with an opponent who beat her under controversial circumstances. The Black Sorceress, Cia, looks to lead her Dark Forces by example, but can she defeat a 100% focused Zelda?

And lastly, the Triforce Champion awaits a challenger! Link has been patiently waiting, and also doing appearances with media and fans, while HPW has sorted out the issue of contention. The Gerudo Ace, Ganondorf Dragmire, has also had a very easy time training and waiting for this moment. He takes on the Ruler of Ruin in tonight’s main event! Will he earn a rematch with Link for the summer? Or will he simply #FallToRuin? HPW Akkala starts now!

HPW Death Mountain Championship: Groose VS Ghirahim!

HPW Death Mountain title with Groose plates

As he makes his entrance, The Skyloft Stud struts his stuff down the ramp, showing off the new side plates on the title. Ghirahim seems only further annoyed by all of this as he paces in the ring. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and this golden opener begins!

Ghirahim immediately shotgun dropkicks Groose into the corner! Fans are shocked and booing as Ghirahim stomps a mudhole and grinds his boots into Groose. The ref counts but Ghirahim lets up at 4, only to come back for more. The ref backs Ghirahim off but Ghirahim runs corner to corner to hit a BIG basement dropkick! Ghirahim drags Groose out of the corner and covers, TWO! Ghirahim kicks Groose while he’s down and demand he get up. Groose flounders against the ropes, and Ghirahim KICKS him in the leg! Groose stumbles towards the corner and Ghirahim stomps another mudhole. The ref counts and Ghirahim stops at 4 as fans boo. Ghirahim drags Groose up to CHOP against buckles. And CHOPS! And CHOPS!

Ghirahim backs off at the ref’s count of 4, and goes back, only to walk into Groose’s JAB! Fans chant “GROOSE! GROOSE!” as Groose jabs again and again. Ghirahim ducks a jab and throws body shots. Groose swings into Ghirahim’s spin for a DDT! Cover, TWO! Ghirahim pushes Groose around, toying with him. Fans rally for Groose and that angers Ghirahim. Ghirahim shouts at them, “How can you cheer someone that looks like a giant rooster?!” Ghirahim turns around into a SPINE BUSTER! Groose staggers but he grabs Ghirahim’s legs. Groose catapults Ghirahim into buckles! Ghirahim staggers into another SPINE BUSTER! Groose uses another catapult to send Ghirahim into more buckles! Fans fire up as Groose underhooks Ghirahim from behind.

Groose turns Ghirahim but Ghirahim pushes him away. Ghirahim dodges Groose’s clothesline and CHOPS again! Groose JABS, but Ghirahim CHOPS back. They go back and forth, JAB, CHOP, JAB, CHOP! “GROOSE!” CHOP! “GROOSE!” CHOP! Groose clutches the stinging spot on his chest Ghirahim reels back to chop. Groose put up his right hand and Ghirahim hesitates, JAB! Ghirahim staggers and Groose tries the underhooks again. Ghirahim drops and arm-drags Groose out of the ring! Groose gets up on the apron but Ghirahim step-up KNEES Groose back! Groose tumbles to the ground and staggers to his feet. Ghirahim builds speed and DIVES! He sends Groose into the railing but goes back into the ring. Ghirahim runs and DIVES again! Another hit into the railing but Ghirahim keeps going! Ghirahim goes for the hat trick, and DIVES into the Right Hand of the Goddess!

Both men crash ‘n’ burn and fans are losing their minds! The referee goes out to check on both men, but somehow they’re okay to continue. The ref starts a ring count while fans rally for Groose. Groose sits up at 4 and pushes Ghirahim away. Ghirahim gets up at 6 as Groose goes to the ring. Ghirahim CHOPS Groose in the back! Groose staggers down and Ghirahim gets in the ring. Ghirahim hears the ring count reach 8 and celebrates on his knees. But Groose gets to the apron at 9, and gets in at 9.9! Ghirahim’s joy turns to anger as he glares over his shoulder at Groose. He storms over to Groose, RIGHT HAND OF THE GODDESS!! Groose underhooks and turns Ghirahim, LOFT WING DRIVER! Cover, TWO!?! Groose is in shock! His best moves have failed him! He tries to think of what else he can do.

Groose signals for the spin and fans fire up again. Groose drags Ghirahim up to a fireman’s carry and starts spinning, but Ghirahim slips off. Ghirahim dodges Groose and springboards, GHIRA- NO! Groose catches Ghirahim in a waistlock! GERMAN SUPLEX! But Ghirahim lands on his feet!! SUPERKICK! Groose staggers and Ghirahim springboards, GHIRA CUTTER!! Cover, Ghirahim wins!!

Winner: Ghirahim Mazokucho, by pinfall (NEW HPW Death Mountain Champion)

Groose has fallen off the summit! He is no longer champion, and now Ghirahim stands tall! The referee brings him the Death Mountain Championship belt, but Ghirahim refuses to touch it. Ghirahim grabs his cloak and uses that to hold the title. He sets the belt down on the mat then covers it with the cloak. Ghirahim calls for a mic and the ref hands him one.

“I toooold yoooou!” Ghirahim said Groose wasn’t worthy, and he just proved it to the world! But at the same time, there is something Groose said that was actually true. The Death Mountain Championship is too ugly to adorn the “PERFECTION~” that is Ghirahim’s body! He can’t even look at it, so he covered it up. But now, using his powers of “fabulous darkness,” the title will become… “EXQUISITE~!” Ghirahim yanks his cloak off the belt and…

HPW Exquisite Championship

The Death Mountain belt is gone and this is in its place! The crowd audibly reacts with gasps and other noises of disgust and even fear. Ghirahim is furious with them as he picks up his title. How dare they disrespect such beauty!? This is a FAR superior belt compared to the Death Mountain title! From hence forth, Ghirahim shall consider himself the HPW Exquisite Champion! Ghirahim has the referee strap this title around his waist, and Ghirahim takes his leave. Who will be the first to challenge Ghirahim for this redesigned championship? Will anyone even want to challenge him for it?

HPW Goddess Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Cia w/ The Dark Forces VS Zelda!

Zelda’s ring gear is neither Sheik’s bodysuit nor the pink-and-white shorts and top she normally wears. She has combined the designs to have pink-and-blue spandex pants and long sleeve top, but still baring her midriff like her women’s gear. Cia’s gear is still the same as its ever been with the dark purple and gold trim, with one leg of her tights long and the other very, very short. But the concern is having The Dark Forces ringside. Having Wizzro, Volga, Gibdo and ReDead around is a bit much. And not just because referee Malon Lon Lon is frightened by Gibdo and ReDead. The ref tells them to sort out who is staying as Cia’s corner man, but Zelda goes up the corner and LEAPS! Crossbody bowls The Dark Forces over! Cia is furious but the referee keeps the peace. Zelda gets in the ring and this match officially begins!

Cia glares at Zelda as the two approach. They tie up and go around the ring and on the ropes. They end up in a corner and Cia complains about the ropebreak. The ref has Zelda back off, and Cia SLAPS Zelda! Zelda goes after Cia but Cia uses the ropes for defense. The ref backs Zelda up again and Cia laughs as she slips out of the ring. The ref tells Cia to get back in the ring but Cia waves her off. Cia takes her time as the ring count starts, but Zelda slides out the other side. Zelda runs up behind Cia and RAMS her into barriers! Fans fire up as Zelda kicks Cia’s legs out from under her. Zelda drags Cia up and into the ring. Zelda goes after an arm but Cia rolls and arm-drags Zelda down into an armlock. Cia cranks on the shoulder but Zelda endures.

Zelda rolls, handsprings and wrenches Cia back, but Cia pulls Zelda’s hair! The ref reprimands but Cia POSTS Zelda instead! Fans boo as Cia drags Zelda out of the ring and throws her into barriers in return. Cia bumps Zelda off the apron and throws her back into barriers! The ref reprimands and starts a ring count but Cia digs her boot into Zelda’s neck! The ref goes out and pulls Cia off Zelda. Malon warns Cia to do what she says since she’s the referee. Cia “apologizes” before she brings Zelda up. She puts Zelda in the ring and stalks after her as she crawls. Cia pulls Zelda up by her hair and puts her on the ropes to choke! She lets up at the ref’s count of 4 but she kicks the rope to jam Zelda in the throat! Zelda gasps and sputters while the ref reprimands Cia again.

Cia cranks on Zelda’s head with a facelock then drags her back to ropes. She puts Zelda through the ropes and drags her out on them. Zelda flails and avoids the draping DDT, and then dumps Cia up and over! Zelda catches her breath, still sputtering, while Cia slowly gets up off the floor. The Dark Forces have recovered and Wizzro coaches Cia up. The referee again tells the Dark Forces to sort out and send others to the back, and Wizzro tells the others to leave. Volga leads ReDead and Gibdo away while Cia gets up on the apron. Zelda storms over but Cia stays in the ropes for defense. The ref has Zelda stay back and Cia slowly gets back in the ring. Cia and Zelda circle again then tie up. Cia pulls hair yet again, and the ref reprimands her yet again as Cia puts Zelda on the ropes. Zelda and Cia start getting chippy with each other and the ref has to get between them.

Cia protests, claiming Zelda got her in the eye. But this is a distraction so that Wizzro can swipe at Zelda! Zelda avoids the sneak attack and fans boo, but Cia comes up behind with a roll up! TWO and Cia basement dropkicks Zelda down! Cover, TWO! Cia grows frustrated but Wizzro coaches her. Cia stalks up behind Zelda and wraps on another armlock. She adds a chinbar, and even digs her forearm in Zelda’s face. Cia stops because referee Malon’s patience is being tested. Fans rally up and Zelda fights her way up. Zelda throws body shots but Cia knees low. Cia snapmares Zelda and KICKS her in the back! Cia grabs an arm and wraps it around Zelda in a half straitjacket. Zelda reaches around for Cia but Cia grabs the other arm. Cia digs her knee into Zelda’s back and completes the straitjacket.

Zelda endures and fans rally up. Zelda’s been in this position before as Sheik, and she fights her way up. Zelda uses Cia’s knee to pivot and roll to put the straitjacket on Cia. Cia powers up and turns it around, but Zelda turns it back. Cia drops, bridges and spins to put the hold back on Zelda and sits Zelda down! Zelda rolls again and puts the jacket back on Cia, and now Cia is getting furious. Wizzro coaches Cia and she powers back up again. Cia wiggles the jacket down and slips it back on Zelda! But Zelda does the same, wiggling out to put Cia right back in the jacket! Fans cheer all this back and forth as Cia wiggles out again, but Zelda uses this to pump handle and flip Cia over to enziguri! Cover, TWO!

Zelda keeps her focus and goes after Cia’s legs. Cia pushes Zelda away and leaps up, satellite DDT! Cover, TWO! Cia grabs Zelda’s arm to drop a leg on it, then traps it in a hammerlock. Zelda reaches for ropes but Cia grabs her that arm and pulls it back. Fans are freaking out already, and Cia SNAPS Zelda’s arm back!! Zelda flails and kicks as she screams in pain. She ends up by the ropes and the referee checks on her. Wizzro applauds and Cia bows but the fans boo. Zelda shouts at Malon not to end the match, but she’s still clutching her arm. Malon keeps Cia back while calling in an HPW medic. They check on Zelda and Cia lounges on the top rope, blowing kisses to the fans who are still booing.

Zelda winces and tears up as the medic checks her shoulder. She can still move her fingers but she bites her lip to fight the pain. Cia and Wizzro get bored of waiting and Wizzro walks over. Wizzro complains but the medic and Malon tell him to stay back. But it’s Cia who rushes over and grabs at Zelda! Fans boo harder as Cia drags Zelda by a leg. Zelda kicks Cia away but Cia drops on her with elbows and forearms! Cia hammers away on Zelda’s bad arm but Zelda fights back with her good arm. Cia grabs the bad arm and wrenches it back to a hammerlock. She wants Zelda’s one good arm! Zelda flails and kicks and gets a ropebreak with her leg! Cia lets go to appease the ref, but then goes right back after the bad arm. She WRINGS Zelda’s arm out, driving her into the mat! Zelda screams again as she flounders to a corner. Cia is after Zelda again, but Malon backs her up right away.

Wizzro gets up and grabs at Zelda again, but he gets a HYLIAN KISS! The headbutt sends Wizzro crashing down onto camera crew! Cia ROUNDHOUSES the bad arm! BACKSTABBER and roll through, BLACK MAGIC! Zelda flails and reaches with her free arm, but Cia grabs it and adds on in a half straitjacket! Cia cranks back and Zelda starts fading! Zelda’s OUT, Cia wins!!

Winner: Cia, by submission (NEW HPW Goddess Championship #1 Contender)

Malon has to pull Cia off of Zelda, and fans are utterly shocked! Cia is just screaming, “I TOLD YOU!” She’s starting to sound like Ghirahim… Wizzro gets in the ring to raise Cia’s hand while the referee is busy checking on Zelda. Zelda sputters and coughs as she revives, and both Cia and Wizzro laugh at her.

But wait! On the titantron! The Twilight Emblem!

HPW Twilight Emblem

The literally impish Midna slowly pokes her head up from the bottom of the screen as the image clears up. “Oh, is it over already? Hmm, I expected more from the Princess of Hyrule. But I expected nothing less of the Dark Sorceress and her cronies.” Midna’s so jealous of Cia having cronies to cheat for her. It makes things so easy, doesn’t it? Fans laugh and that upsets Cia. “But cronies won’t make you a goddess, and it won’t make you a champion. You’ll see what I mean, when you open your eyes and see the twilight.” Midna holds up the HPW Goddess Championship with her prehensile hair while having a very sinister grin. Will she still be grinning and holding onto that title after taking on the darkness?

HPW Goddess Championship

HPW Triforce Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Ganondorf Dragmire VS Igos du Ikana!

The Gerudo Ace was always meant to be in this scenario, especially if you asked him. But because of controversy, Zelda was moved aside and a new contender in the Ruler of Ruin was allowed to rise. But will Igos be the one to #FalltoRuin tonight?

The bell rings and the fans are already thunderous as the two men simply stare down from opposite corners. Ganondorf smirks and talks smack while Igos is stone faced serious. The two finally step forward and start circling. They tie up, and Ganondorf keeps Igos at a stand still before shoving him back. Ganondorf chuckles as Igos gets up. The two circle and tie up again, Ganondorf tosses Igos to a corner, but Igos dodges the corner clothesline. Ganondorf turns around but narrowly avoids the Elegy of Emptiness! Ganondorf laughs off how close Igos came while staying back in the corner. The ref keeps Igos back and Ganondorf comes out of the corner. Ganondorf and Igos circle again and tie up again.

Igos gets the arm, wrenches to a wristlock, yanks on the arm, then wrenches again for a shoulder breaker. Igos goes for a double wristlock but Ganondorf powers him to ropes. Referee Tiger Sahasrahla calls for the break and Igos lets go of the arm, but Ganondorf won’t let up. Sahasrahla counts and Ganondorf lets off at 2, to SLAP Igos! Fans boo but Ganondorf laughs. Igos keeps his cool as he and Ganondorf circle. They tie up again, Igos wrenches to a wristlock again, but Ganondorf throws a big haymaker! Igos holds on, wrenches again, and twists the wrist. Ganondorf reaches for ropes but Igos keeps him back. Igos whips but Ganondorf reverses, only for Igos to QUEBRADA! Ganondorf gets under and turns around, but Igos sits cross-legged, avoiding the clothesline!

Ganondorf turns and looks down at Igos, who simply looks up at Ganondorf over his shoulder. Igos ducks under Ganondorf’s Penalty Kick and gets a leg takedown! Igos goes for a kneebar but Ganondorf gets the ropebreak! The ref counts and Igos lets up at 4, but Ganondorf kicks Igos low! The ref reprimands and fans boo but Ganondorf grabs Igos for a suplex TOSS! He throws Igos across the ring but keeps on him in a corner. Ganondorf hoists Igos up top and CHOPS him! Ganondorf then climbs up top. Igos resists the superplex and the two start throwing hands. Igos clubs Ganondorf down and adjusts, but Ganondorf CHOPS him again! Ganondorf grabs Igos’ legs and drags him off the top rope. He swings Igos for an INVERTED HEBRA SLAM! Cover, TWO!

Ganondorf pushes Igos around, taunting and toying with him. “Get up! Show me a fight! Show me a fight, Igos!” Igos gets up and puts up his dukes, and Ganondorf swings on him. Igos ducks, throws body shots, bobs ‘n’ weaves more, and kicks at Ganondorf’s leg. He starts up the Ikana Rush and hits the knee thrust! Ganondorf staggers into an arm-drag! Igos has an armlock, mounts and pulls on the fingers, but Ganondorf rolls Igos up! TWO, and Igos still has the arm, TERMINA ARMBAR! Igos cranks back but Ganondorf crawls and gets the ropebreak with his leg! Igos lets go at 4, and then PENALTY KICKS the arm out! Ganondorf gets to a corner but Igos is after him with a forearm smash! Igos throws more forearms, body shots and kicks but Ganondorf shoves him away with his good arm. Igos ROUNDHOUSES Ganondorf and Ganondorf falls out of the ring!

Fans fire up as Ganondorf staggers to his feet. Igos builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit with the at the ramp with the tope conjilo! Igos drags Ganondorf up and into the ring and covers, TWO! Igos keeps his cool as he stands over Ganondorf. He brings Ganondorf up into a dragon sleeper but Ganondorf spins out and kicks low. Ganondorf goes to butterfly underhook but Igos breaks free and wrenches the bad arm. Igos KICKS Ganondorf in the chest, steps over and throws Ganondorf down for a cross armbreaker! Ganondorf clasps hands together to resist and rolls Igos to a cover. TWO and Igos holds on to try again. Igos hammers at Ganondorf’s grip but Ganondorf moves around again. Ganondorf sits up and reaches for ropes with his foot, but Igos kicks and stomps him down.

Ganondorf rolls back, gets to his feet, and dead lifts Igos! Igos sunset flips out of the bomb, TWO, Ganondorf LARIATS! But it was with the bad arm! Ganondorf shakes the arm out then covers, TWO!! Igos survives but Ganondorf grins?! He actually seems to be enjoying this. Ganondorf gets up and nods. “C’mon, Igos, get up! Fight me, Igos! Fight me!” Ganondorf stalks Igos to the ropes and then to a corner. He stomps a mudhole into Igos but lets up at the ref’s count of 4. Ganondorf whips Igos corner to corner, follows, and kicks Igos out of the air as he goes up and over! Ganondorf grabs Igos but Igos hooks a leg to block the belly2belly. Igos stomps Ganondorf’s foot, starts up the Ikana Rush, but Ganondorf blocks the knee, with his bad arm! Ganondorf shakes the arm while staggering back, but he blocks Igos’ low kick with a foot. Ganondorf feints and gets Igos with a Question Mark kick! Ganondorf boots but Igos tanks it!

Igos throws Ganondorf down by his leg then clamps on with a kneebar! Ganondorf scrambles as Igos adds on a heel hook, and Igos stomps as Ganondorf drags himself towards ropes! Ganondorf gets the ropebreak! Igos keeps stomping but lets go at the ref’s count of 4. Igos stalks Ganondorf now and goes after the bad arm. Igos tries to wrangle Ganondorf down but Ganondorf gets under the bottom rope. The ref calls for a break but Ganondorf drags Igos outside with him. Ganondorf whips Igos hard into barriers! Fans boo and jeer as Ganondorf brings Igos around the way to whip hard into more barriers! The ring count passes 5 but Ganondorf refreshes it as he slides in then back out. Ganondorf brings Igos up to whip, but Igos reverses and whips Ganondorf into barriers! And BOOTS him over!

Fans get even closer to the action now but Igos goes back to the ring. Igos refreshes the count and goes back to Ganondorf. He drags Ganondorf up and over the barriers, but Ganondorf shoves him into a post! And then hip tosses him into barriers! Fans boo and jeer as Ganondorf drags Igos over towards commentary! Ganondorf bumps Igos off the desk, and again, and again! The ring count passes 5 so Ganondorf refreshes it again. Commentators Rusl, Shad and Telma back away as Ganondorf starts clearing off the announce desk. Ganondorf brings Igos up and reels him in, but Igos resists the bomb attempt! Igos clubs the bad leg but Ganondorf clubs Igos on the back. Ganondorf lifts Igos but Igos fights back. Igos slips off and stands on the announce desk, and BUZZSAWS Ganondorf away!

Ganondorf goes into the ring and Igos pursues. Igos KICKS Ganondorf in the leg, throws more body shots, then sweeps the legs! Igos goes right back after the bad arm but Ganondorf rolls. Ganondorf kicks Igos until he lets go of the arm. Igos kicks back from the mat so Ganondorf drops an elbow! Ganondorf hammers away on Igos then rams knees into ribs. He drags Igos up, bearhugs him, and then OVERHEAD suplexes Igos across the way! Igos flounders to a corner, and Ganondorf runs in corner to corner to hit a big corner clothesline! Ganondorf again hoists Igos up top and climbs up to join him. Ganondorf again tries for the superplex but Igos again resists. Igos ROCKS Ganondorf with a right, and Ganondorf ends up in a Tree of Woe!

Igos shakes out the cobwebs and adjusts, but Ganondorf sits up to SUPER OVERHEAD SUPLEX!! Fans are losing their minds as Igos writhes. Ganondorf frees himself from the Tree of Woe and shakes out his legs. He hobbles over to Igos and brings him up to CHOP! Ganondorf shakes out the bad arm, and Igos CHOPS back! Igos CHOPS again, but Ganondorf CHOPS! Igos staggers back but comes back with a KNEE! Ganondorf wobbles and rebounds off ropes, Igos wheelbarrows and victory rolls, TWO! Igos keeps focus as he looms over Ganondorf. Igos lifts Ganondorf’s head with his foot, but Ganondorf pushes the leg away. Ganondorf waistlocks but Igos resists the suplex. Igos standing switches but Ganondorf elbows back. Ganondorf wristlocks and back elbows, then wrenches and CHOPS! Ganondorf wrenches and fireman’s carries Igos for USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO!! Igos survives and Ganondorf grows frustrated now.

Ganondorf drags Igos up again to CLUB him back down. Ganondorf scoops and slams Igos into a drop zone and climbs the corner! Fans fire up as Ganondorf watches Igos from the top rope. Igos stands up and Ganondorf knocks him down with flying ax handles! Ganondorf kips up and roars while fans boo. Ganondorf watches Igos get up again, pops him up, but Igos huricanranas to a cover! ONE but Igos holds on for a triangle hold! Igos drags Ganondorf in, but Ganondorf uses his feet to push towards ropes. Igos ends up under the bottom rope and the ref calls for the break. Igos lets go at 4 but Ganondorf YANKS him into the ropes! The ref reprimands Ganondorf but Ganondorf just ignores him as he drags Igos up. Ganondorf runs Igos to the far corner and POSTS him! Then he Electric Chair lifts Igos then spins him around for a SIT-OUT GANON BOMB!! Cover, Ganondorf wins!

Winner: Ganondorf Dragmire, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the HPW Triforce Championship)

The Ruler of Ruin falls and the Gerudo Ace has another shot at the Triforce Championship! Ganondorf gets a mic to speak. “Igos may be King of Ikana, but an ace always trumps a king!” Most fans boo but Ganondorf ignores them. “And now, Link, oh ‘Hero of Hyrule,’ you and I will settle this one on one.” Ganondorf doesn’t care about the rulings, he doesn’t care if Sheik was Zelda. Ganondorf just cares about how a Triple Threat doesn’t settle anything because of the third person being a factor. He and Link, 1v1, that match will determine who is truly the best in Hyrule! And Ganondorf vows that will be him! Ganondorf vows power will reign absolute, but can power truly crush courage?

My Thoughts:

Was this a really good event? I sure hope so, with three big singles matches, each longer than the last for that massive main event. All the Heels won tonight! That sounds pretty grim for the future of Hyrule, especially with Ghirahim making a title based on himself. I tried to make it as ugly as I could while still matching the character’s overall look. In fact, the strap resembles his sash in a way.

I was conflicted on Zelda’s match. She is on an alternate route now that she is out of the world title story, but clearly in the end, I decided she couldn’t just be fighting for another title already. Zelda will take her time recovering from the Triforce Triple Threat while Midna gets time to shine. Credit to Photomosh for great gif making filters, allowing me to properly portray Midna as a cross between hacker and supernatural.

And of course, Ganondorf beats Igos, he’s Ganondorf. The epic rematch of Link and Ganondorf is coming, but not right away. Expect another “news” article soon, to announce what is next for these titles, and HPW in general. I’ve got ambitious plans now that we’re moving into Summer.

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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (5/1/25)

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May 1, 2025

Steven Mitchell

The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 72

Ganon tried to ruin the HPW Triforce Anniversary, but Zelda will not let him get away with it! Will the Princess of Hyrule still be Undisputed?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder Qualifier: Arrow Club VS TSDQ; Arrow Club wins and advances to ThunderStruck.
HPW Death Mountain Championship: Igos du Ikana VS Yunobo; Igos wins and retains the title.
HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder Qualifier: Los Taros Locos VS Cia, Lana & Midna; Cia, Lana & Midna win and advances to ThunderStruck.
Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship: Zelda VS GANON; Zelda wins and retains the title.

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HPW and HXT TV set the scene!

I’m gonna live till I die! I’m gonna laugh ‘stead of cry!

While Zelda finally won the Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship through an epic all-timer with Link, elation soon turned to despair as Ganon and the Dark Forces attacked. Link was left a bloody mess while Zelda was an emotional wreck, but now is the chance to make Ganon pay for it all! Will there be no more tears as the Princess of Hyrule shows the Gerudo Ace no mercy? Or will the blue skies of Spring be clouded by a new reign of terror? Meanwhile, Yunobo won a title shot of his own through the 21 Person Battle Royal, and he has chosen to climb Death Mountain like his grandfather before him! The Ruler of Ruin stands at the peak, will he keep Yunobo from the summit?

But first! The schedule may have changed, but the storm that is ThunderStruck is still on the horizon. The Dark Forces hold the HPW World Trios Championships, and they welcome one and all to come after the gold! Two big trios matches have been made, but who will be rumbling into Blood & Thunder? HPW Wrestling Is Life on Tarm Point in Lanayru Bay starts now!

HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder Qualifier: Arrow Club VS TSDQ!

These teams have battled quite a few times in the past, the trios titles at the heart of it. But now, they battle again in order to step inside the dreaded double cage that is Blood & Thunder! Who falls short while the other team is ThunderStruck?

Arrow Club is going with a very different trio this time, as the Young Ducks aren’t part of it at all! It’s Fin Balure, Bad Croc Scaly & Torbevito! They match up part for part with Groose, Skull Kid & Tingle, and the Faces of Evil when you think about it. The trios sort out, and while Groose calls out Fin, Fin mockingly says, “One second.” Then Fin steps outside the ring, letting Torbevito start against Groose. The bell rings and the fans duel, “T D S Q!” “ARROW CLUB!” Groose and Torbevito circle, feel things out, and they tie up. Groose powers Torbevito to the ropes, the ref calls the ropebreak, and Groose slowly lets off.

The fans applaud as Groose backs up and the two reset. Groose and Torbevito circle again, tie up again, and Groose puts Torbevito back on the ropes. Torbevito turns things around, the ref counts the break again, and Torbevito lets off slowly. But then he CHOPS! The fans fire up but Groose scowls while Torbevito backs off. Groose and Torbevito reset, circle, and Torbevito gets around Groose to CLUB him on the back. Torbevito headlocks, grinds the hold, but Groose powers up to lift him! Torbevito thrashes to keep the headlock on, but Groose fires body shots. Groose powers up and out, but Torbevito grabs the ropes.

Groose runs up, Torbevito dodges to roll Groose up! TWO, Torbevito runs to tilt-o-whirl and RANA Groose away! The fans are torn while Groose stands up at the ropes. Torbevito runs up, Groose pops him up to a Hebra Lift! Groose brings Torbevito around, but Torbevito flails! Torbevito sunset flips through, but Groose stays up! Groose YANKS Torbevito up off the ground, right into an atomic drop! Groose whips Torbevito to the Studly corner, then runs up to LARIAT! The fans cheer, Groose tags Skull Kid, and Groose keeps Torbevito corner while Skull Kid runs side to side. Skull Kid runs in and ELBOWS Torbevito in the corner!

The fans cheer while Skull Kid has Torbevito on the ropes. Skull Kid kicks Torbevito, whips him, but Torbevito reverses to then kick, KICK, wrench and SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO! Skull Kid is tougher than that, but Torbevito clamps onto Skull Kid with a chinlock. The fans rally while Skull Kid endures. Skull Kid fights up, powers up and out, but Fin sneaks a tag. Torbevito then slides out, taunts Skull Kid, and Fin rolls Skull Kid up! TWO, Skull Kid gets up, but Fin CHOPS him! The fans cheer and Fin CHOPS again! Fin puts Skull Kid in the Arrow Club corner, stomps him down, then digs his boots in. The ref counts, Fin tags Scaly, and Arrow Club backs up.

Scaly taunts Tingle & Groose as he whips Torbevito at Skull Kid for an ELBOW! Scaly sends Fin in for a CHOP! Torbevito & Fin send Skull Kid to Scaly for a fireman’s carry and GORON DROP! Cover, TWO! Skull Kid stays in this but Scaly stays on him with a chinlock and grinds him down. The fans rally as Skull Kid endures again. Scaly drags Skull Kid over to the Arrow Club corner and Torbevito tags in. They mug Skull Kid while fans duel. Torbevito kicks Skull Kid to the ropes, CHOKES him, but the ref reprimands. Torbevito lets off at 4 to argue with the ref, and that lets Fin sucker punch Skull Kid! Fans boo but Fin plays innocent.

Torbevito drags Skull Kid up, snapmares, then KICKS him in the back! Skull Kid writhes, the fans rally, but Torbevito pushes him down for a cover. TWO, and Torbevito clamps on another chinlock. Skull Kid endures, even as Torbevito digs a knee into his back. The fans rally, Skull Kid reaches out, but Torbevito then JAMS him in the back with his knee! Torbevito pulls back on the chinlock but Skull Kid still endures! The fans rally more, Skull Kid fights up, and he JAWBREAKERS free! Torbevito staggers, hurries back and he grabs Skull Kid’s foot! Skull Kid crawls, Torbevito drags him back, but Skull Kid turns over and BOOTS Torbevito away!

Torbevito flounders, Skull Kid scrambles, hot tags to Groose and Fin! The fans fire up as Groose CLOBBERS Fin, then ELBOWS Scaly! Groose runs up on Fin to CLOBBER him again! The fans fire up more and Groose waits on Fin to get up. Groose JABS! JABS! JABS! The fans chant “GROOSE! GROOSE! GROOSE!” and then Groose winds up, but Fin ducks the right hand! Fin runs and comes back to SLINGBLADE! Tingle runs in and HIP ATTACKS! The fans fire up, but Scaly storms up! Tingle dodges, comes back, HIP- atomic drop! Tingle clutches his butt as he hobbles, and then Scaly brings him around to short arm LARIAT!

Skull Kid springboards and MISSILE DROPKICKS Scaly! Torbevito tilt-o-whirl RANAS, but Skull Kid handsprings through!? Even Skull Kid seems surprised he did that! Torbevito runs up, Skull Kid dodges, and DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide! The fans fire up as all six men are down! The others bail out, leaving Groose and Fin in the ring. Groose storms up on Fin, but Fin bobs ‘n’ weaves to then ROCK Groose with a forearm! And then CHOP! Fin whips, Groose reverses, Fin SLING- NO, Groose stops the slingblade to hit a BIG back suplex! Groose roars, the fans fire up, and Groose stalks Fin. Groose has the chicken wings!

Fin fights the turn, but Groose powers through! LOFT- NO, Scaly grabs Groose by the head! Thumbs up for the- NO, Groose ducks the Grenade, and Scaly narrowly avoids hitting Fin with it! Groose turns Scaly around, RIGHT HAND O’ THE GODDESS! The fans fire up as Scaly falls over, but Fin kicks Groose low! Fin reels Groose in, DEPTH CHARGE! Groose is in the drop zone and Fin climbs up. Skull Kid is on the apron but Torbevito runs up, FLYING RANA to the floor! The fans lose their minds, and then Fin hits a COUP DE GRACE on Groose! Cover, Arrow Club wins!

Winners: Arrow Club, by pinfall (advances to ThunderStruck)

The hybrid combination is a winning combination, and now Arrow Club is aimed right at the HPW World Trios Championships! Will Fin, Scaly & Torbevito soon reign together?

HPW Death Mountain Championship: Igos du Ikana VS Yunobo!

The Ruler of Ruin says the third generation Goron wrestler is not ready to “climb the mountain” that is his family’s legacy. Igos has led Termina Championship Wrestling, has held the weight of these titles, but will he break Yunobo’s will? Or will Yunobo Goro Goro go right to the top?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who can carry that weight!

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The bell rings and the fans rally up as the two stare down. They circle as the fans duel, “Let’s Go, Igos!” “YU-NO-BO!” Yunobo is a little flustered, but he and Igos circle. They feel things out, tie up, and Igos wrenches to a wristlock. Yunobo endures, reaches out for ropes, but Igos keeps him back. Igos UPPERCUTS the arm, then YANKS it! The fans rally, Yunobo works at an escape, and he rolls, only for Igos to roll with him! Igos twists the wrist, Yunobo reaches out for ropes again, but again Igos yanks him away. Yunobo rolls again, but Igos rolls with him again! Yunobo gets annoyed, and he rolls, rolls, rolls, and then gets free!

The fans applaud this opening exchange while Yunobo shakes out the arm. Igos and Yunobo reset and circle again. They feel things out, Yunobo calls for knuckle locks, and Igos obliges. But then Igos kicks low! Igos throws forearms, but Yunobo just stands his ground! Igos SOBATS, then front KICKS! Igos whips, but Yunobo blocks it! Yunobo shakes his head, then whips Igos to the ropes. Yunobo fireman’s carries, but Igos slips free! ROUNDHOUSE! Yunobo staggers, Igos aims, and Yunobo narrowly avoids Elegy of the Empty! The fans go nuts from that near miss, Yunobo is in a corner, and Igos signals that it was that close.

Yunobo calms down, resets with Igos, and circles with him again. They feel things out, Yunobo avoids a kick, then he storms up. Yunobo RAMS Igos into a corner, the ref counts, but Yunobo RAMS Igos again! Yunobo digs his shoulder in, the ref counts again, Igos throws down elbows, but Yunobo picks Igos up and runs him corner to corner! Yunobo RAMS Igos in again, the fans fire up, and Yunobo again digs his shoulder in. The ref counts again, Yunobo lets off, then reels Igos in for a fireman’s carry, GORON DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Igos stays in this. Yunobo sits Igos up and clamps on a chinlock.

The fans duel as Igos endures. Igos reaches back, bridges up, and he snapmares free! Igos then KICKS Yunobo in the back! The fans are torn and Yunobo seethes. Igos KICKS Yunobo in the back again! Yunobo still snarls at Igos, his defiant glare egging Igos on. Igos runs to PENALTY- NO, Yunobo blocks the kick! Yunobo rolls back and wrenches the leg for a takedown! HALF CRAB! The fans fire up while Igos endures again! Igos reaches out, but Yunobo drags him from the ropes! Igos turns over and he kicks at Yunobo. Yunobo lets go and staggers back, Igos kips up and storms up to fire strikes on Yunobo against the ropes!

The fans rally and duel, the ref counts, and Igos lets off at 4. Then Igos sweeps the legs! Yunobo falls on his stomach, then flops out of the ring! The fans fire up, and Igos builds speed?! Yunobo hurries out of the way, but Igos springboards to backflip and sit down cross-legged! The fans fire up as Igos stares Yunobo down. Yunobo is a bit flustered again, but he calms down as he slowly approaches the apron. The two stare down even as Yunobo slowly steps inside. Yunobo then rushes forward, but Igos ducks the sliding lariat! Igos kips up, KNEES Yunobo low, drop toeholds, then floats to go after an arm!

The fans rally as Yunobo fights against the Fujiwara Armbar, so Igos shifts to hook that arm and the other to then turn Yunobo over to a backslide! TWO as they tip over, arms still hooked! They fight up, Yunobo hooks Igos’ arms, and lifts Igos into a Goro Especial! Igos endures as Yunobo pulls on his arms! The fans rally, Igos fights free to sunset flip! Yunobo rolls through, then rolls forward to bring Igos up in a Hebra Lift! Igos fights with elbows and now he has Yunobo in position. Igos KNEES Yunobo again, then fires off the strike fest! IKANA RUSH! Yunobo staggers, drops to his knees, and Igos BLINDSIDE BUZZSAWS! Cover, TWO!

The fans fire up as Yunobo stays in this, but Igos is stoic as ever. Igos goes after the arm again! FUJIWARA ARMBAR! The fans fire up and Yunobo endures while Igos pulls on the arm! Yunobo fights his way around, reaches out, but Igos shifts around to a MOUNTED ARMBAR! Igos uses a cording hold grip to really pull on the arm! The fans fire up more as Yunobo still endures! Yunobo grits his teeth, and is he glowing now? Yunobo claws at the mat and drags Igos along, and manages the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer, but Igos holds on! The ref counts, Igos lets go at 4 and stands over Yunobo. But then he rolls to THROW Yunobo into a standard ARMBAR!

The fans fire up as Yunobo endures all over again! Yunobo works to clasp hands, but Igos pulls harder on the arm! Yunobo fights around, reaches out for ropes, but Igos shifts things back to the MOUNTED ARMBAR! But Yunobo rolls through to high stack Igos! TWO, and Yunobo deadlifts Igos, to SIT OUT POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Igos survives, both men are down, and the fans are thunderous! Yunobo and Igos slowly rise up, and Yunobo shakes out the bad arm. Yunobo storms up on Igos and GORON UPPERCUTS! Igos wobbles, but he comes back to KICK Yunobo in the bad arm! Yunobo GORO UPPERS again!

The GORO UPPERS and KICKS to the arm go back and forth, again and again, and then Igos KICKS, KICKS, and KICKS! Yunobo staggers while clutching the bad arm, and then Igos BOOTS Yunobo to the ropes. Yunobo rebounds and Igos SPIN JUMP KNEES! Yunobo falls, Igos covers, TWO! Yunobo is still in this, and he might be glowing again! The fans fire up as Yunobo fires up! Igos is a bit wary, but he swings on Yunobo. Yunobo just takes the haymakers! Then he HEADBUTTS Igos! Igos wobbles, Yunobo rushes him to the ropes and whips him, then scoops Igos for a SPIN OUT SIDEWALK SLAM! Yunobo roars and the fans fire up!

Yunobo runs and rolls, ROLLING THUNDER! Cover, TWO! Igos survives but Yunobo roars and goes to the corner! The fans fire up as Igos coughs and sputters. Yunobo runs up, GORO GORO- NO, Igos leaps over! Yunobo staggers up, turns around, ELEGY OF EMPTINESS!! Cover, Igos wins!

Winner: Igos du Ikana, by pinfall (still HPW Death Mountain Champion)

If you blinked, you would’ve missed it! But was this proof Yunobo wasn’t ready? Or was he just that close to reaching the top?

HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder Qualifier: Los Taros Locos VS Cia, Lana & ???

With ThunderStruck on the horizon, we need three trios for the double cage, double ring demolition derby! But while Blanco, Rojo y Azul are all known factors of speed, strength and aggression, the Dark Sorceress and her bright and bubbly sister have been keeping this one close to the vest. But now is the moment of truth, who is their ace in the hole? IT’S MIDNA!! The fans go wild for the return of the Twilight Princess! Will Midna, Cia & Lana be rolling like thunder into Thundra Plateau?

The trios sort out and Azul starts against Cia. The fans rally up as the two circle. They feel things out, tie up, and Cia wrenches to a wristlock. Azul endures, reaches out for the ropes, but Cia keeps him away. Azul works on his escape, and he rolls, rolls back, and handsprings to then arm-drag Cia away! The fans applaud as the two stand off. They reset, circle again, but Midna tags in? The fans cheer but Cia is a bit annoyed that Midna did that. Midna steps up to Azul, they tie up, and Midna wrenches and hammerlocks Azul to headlock and hit the takeover. Azul headscissors, Midna kips free, and Azul headlocks for a takeover.

Midna headscissors, and she keeps Azul down as she squeezes tight. The fans rally as Midna turns over to THROW Azul, then turn over to THROW him again! Midna then crawls backwards, over to her corner, bringing Azul along! Midna reaches out to Cia, Cia tags back in, and Cia grabs Azul’s leg. GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Azul writhes in pain but Midna still has the headscissors on him! The ref counts, Midna lets Azul go at 4, then Cia drags Azul to a cover, TWO! Azul crawls for his corner but Cia grabs his leg again. Cia drags Azul away from his corner, then SMASHES his knee on the mat! Cia reaches out, but Midna snipes the tag!

The fans are torn and Cia is again annoyed. Midna takes one of Azul’s legs, stomps it, then YANKS it! Azul writhes, goes to an open corner, but Midna stomps a mudhole in. Midna digs her boot in, the ref reprimands and counts, so Midna stops at 4. Midna runs side to side, Cia tags herself back in! Midna stops short and looks at Cia. The fans are torn as Cia and Midna argue a bit. Lana wants them to calm down, and then she points out Azul is crawling for his corner! Midna and Cia both run to stomp him down! They drag Azul up, double whip, but Azul grabs the ropes to stop himself! Cia runs up but Azul dodges!

Azul slips around Midna, redirects her, and Rojo sneaks a tag before Azul goes back to RANA Midna! Cia ROCKS Azul, but Rojo springboards to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cia tumbles, both she and Midna end up on the outside! Lana hurries in, but Rojo dodges her to DIVE onto both Midna & Cia! They’re both sent into the commentary desk! Rusl is glad he went with a tumbler cup this time. Rojo hurries back into the ring, slips around Lana and shoves her to the ropes. Lana rebounds, but into a RANA! The fans fire up with Rojo, but Cia returns to CHOP Rojo! The fans fire up and “WOO~” while Cia puts Rojo in the corner.

Cia CHOPS Rojo again, “WOO~!” and Cia stomps Rojo down. The ref counts, Midna tags in, which again annoys Cia. Midna has Cia & Lana coordinate, and Midna taunts Blanco. Midna then whips Lana in and she ELBOWS Rojo! Lana sits Rojo down, Midna whips Cia in, METEORA! Cia & Lana drag Rojo up to double whip him at Midna, only for Rojo to leap over her spear! Hot tag to Blanco! The fans are torn as Blanco rallies on Midna’s team! LARIAT for Midna, LARIAT for Lana, LARIAT for Midna again, then LARIAT for Cia! The fans fire up with Blanco, and he waits on Midna. Midna stands up, takes a swing, but Blanco dodges and HEADBUTTS!

Blanco whips Midna to the Taros corner, then runs up to LARIAT! Tag to Azul, then Azul tags Rojo. Blanco whips Azul in and he ELBOWS Midna! Azul bails out, Blanco whips Rojo in and Rojo LARIATS! Rojo slips out, Blanco runs in, DOUBLE KNEE DOUBLE ENZIGIRI COMBO! The fans fire up but the ref reprimands. Blanco and Azul step out, Rojo digs his boots in, but the ref counts. Rojo steps off at 4, tags Azul back in, and they drag Midna out of the corner. They then turn her around and hook up the legs to roll and THROW Midna! Rojo keeps a hold of a leg for a leglock, the ref reprimands, but Azul sets up for a STANDING MOONSAULT! Rojo lets go, Azul covers, TWO!

The fans cheer but Azul drags Midna right up. Midna fires body shots, then reaches for her corner, but Azul keeps her back with a wristlock. Midna flails, the fans rally, and Midna ROCKS Azul. Midna reaches out again, but Azul holds on tight. Azul whips Midna back to the Taros corner, but she BLASTS Rojo off the apron! Midna takes a swing on Blanco but he drops back. Azul runs up to GAMANGIRI! Azul snapmares and covers, TWO! Azul stays between Midna and her corner, then RAMS her back into the Taros corner. Blanco y Rojo join in and mug Midna! The fans boo now, the ref reprimands, and the Taros let off.

Azul argues with the ref, but this is a distraction to let Rojo y Blanco drag Midna down! Rojo stomps away, the fans boo, but Blanco grabs some camera cord to LASH Midna! The fans boo more, Blanco LASHES Midna again, but then he and Rojo back off before the ref catches them. Azul goes out to drag Midna back into the ring. Azul covers, TWO! The fans cheer but Azul keeps Midna down with a chinlock. The fans rally as Midna endures, but Azul grinds her down. Midna fights up, fires body shots, then lifts Azul for a back suplex! But Azul lands out! Azul ROCKS Midna! Midna ROCKS Azul! Azul SOBATS! And front KICKS!

Azul spins, but Midna SLAPS Azul! And SLAPS, SLAPS, SLAPS! Midna CHOPS Azul off his feet! But Azul kips right up and ENZIGIRIS Midna! But Midna BOOTS in return! Both are down and the fans fire up! “This is Awesome!” as both Midna and Azul crawl. Hot tags to Blanco and Cia! Cia dodges Blanco to DROPKICK Rojo off the corner! Cia then runs up on Blanco, tilt-o-whirls, and RANAS! Cia tags Lana while Blanco staggers to his feet. Cia & Lana hold hands to DOUBLE LARIAT! The fans fire up with the sisters, and they wait on Blanco to get back up. Blanco stumbles to his feet, but Midna storms in?!

Midna SPEARS Azul down! The fans fire up, Midna tells the sisters to finish it, and Cia reels Blanco in for a FLAPJACK into Lana’s CUTTER! Cover, Lana’s team wins!

Winners: Cia, Lana & Midna, by pinfall (advances to ThunderStruck)

Cia & Lana took Blanco to the “Fourth Dimension,” and that now sends them and Midna to Thundra Plateau! Though, Midna does seem to be taking a lot of the credit for this win. Will the Twilight Princess learn to share the spotlight now that they’re going for the trios titles?

Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship: Zelda VS GANON!

The Princess of Hyrule finally won THE top title in Hyrule, only for The Dark Forces to trample all over her moment. Link is still bedridden from what they did to him, and Zelda has vowed vengeance! But will Zelda be able to keep her emotions in check to also keep the title? Or will the Gerudo Ace continue to ruin everything?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see what it takes to be undisputed!

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The bell rings, and the fans rally behind Zelda while the two stare down. They slowly circle, the fans cheer Zelda harder, and the two feel things out. The two then storm up and start throwing hands! Ganon CHOPS Zelda down, but she’s right up to UPPERCUT! Ganon CHOPS again, then eggs Zelda on! Zelda UPPERCUTS, Ganon CHOPS her back down, then deadlift suplexes and THROWS Zelda! Ganon stomps Zelda, then stands her up to UPPERCUT! Zelda goes to ropes, Ganon runs, but Zelda runs up to UPPERCUT Ganon! Ganon tumbles right out of the ring and the fans are thunderous as Zelda pursues!

Ganon staggers to a railing, Zelda laces Ganon’s arm through it, and then BOOTS the railing! Ganon falls over, clutching his arm! The fans want that “One More Time!” but Zelda wrenches, twists, and STOMPS Ganon’s bad arm! The fans fire up and even sing for “ZELDA~! ZELDA, ZELDA, ZELDA~!” but Ganon CHOPS again! Ganon scoops Zelda to SLAM her on the apron! The fans continue to sing but Ganon snarls. Referee Tiger Sahasrahla reprimands, Ganon refreshes the ring count, then tells Sahasrahla to “unclench.” Ganon moves the apron skirt out of the way, and swings Zelda underneath the ring! To then CATAPULT her into the frame!

The fans boo while Ganon huffs ‘n’ puffs and rises up. Ganon flips off the fans, then he tells another segment to move aside. Ganon scoops, Zelda lands safe on the other side of the railing, and then uses the railing as part of an IRON OCTOROK! The fans fire up as Ganon suffers while Sahasrahla reprimands! The fans now start to chant, “Mess him up, Zelda, mess him up!” The ring count rises again, Zelda lets go and refreshes the count. Zelda goes back but Ganon CHOPS her! Ganon puts Zelda in the ring, storms in, but Zelda fires UPPERCUT after UPPERCUT! Zelda wrenches an arm and grinds her elbow into the shoulder!

Zelda pulls on the arm, powers it into a hammerlock, and she wants to put it on the mat! Ganon fights back and rises up, only for Zelda to shift to a top wristlock! Zelda bends Ganon’s fingers! Ganon still endures, whips Zelda away, but Zelda goes up, comes back, but into a POP-UP POWERBOMB!! Ganon clutches the bad arm while Zelda writhes! The fans rally behind Zelda as she goes to a corner, but Ganon storms over to stomp a mudhole in! Sahasrahla reprimands, but Ganon has Zelda’s arm on the apron! Ganon STOMPS the arm! Zelda writhes, the fans boo, but Ganon stands Zelda up in the corner, and CHOPS again!

Ganon paces while shaking out the bad arm. Ganon drags Zelda up, clinches, and OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES! The fans boo while Zelda tumbles away, but Ganon soaks up all that heat. Ganon stalks Zelda, then taunts her with, “Get up! Do it for Link!” Zelda SLAPS Ganon! The fans fire up, but then Ganon BOOTS Zelda down! The fans boo again while Zelda sputters. Ganon looms over Zelda, but Zelda gets up in a huff and starts firing SLAPS and UPPERCUTS! Zelda wrenches and PELES the bad arm! Ganon staggers, rebounds, but Zelda ROUNDHOUSES his lariat away! Ganon avoids the roundhouse but not the LEG SWEEP!

Zelda then runs, and PENALTY KICKS Ganon down! Cover, TWO! Ganon snarls as he rises back up, but Zelda eggs him on. Ganon swings, Zelda blocks it and wrenches, but Ganon RAMS Zelda into a corner, for another OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Zelda flounders, Ganon storms up, and Ganon CHOKES Zelda! The fans boo, Sahasrahla reprimands, but Ganon deadlifts Zelda right up with both hands! But Zelda breaks free and has an ARMBAR! Ganon stays on his feet while the fans fire up, so Zelda shifts to the TRIANGLE HOLD! Ganon deadlifts again, but Zelda twists the arm into a KIMURA!!

Ganon drops to the mat, Zelda keeps the bad arm trapped with leg scissors, and then she grabs for Ganon’s right arm! Ganon flails but Zelda still gets a grip, and she bends fingers in order to pull the arm back! Ganon fights around, reaches out with his legs, and manages the ROPEBREAK! Sahasrahla counts, Zelda lets go at 4, but only of the right arm! Sahasrahla reprimands and counts again, so Zelda lets go of the left arm. Ganon bails out of the ring to shake out both arms. Zelda lines up the shot, builds speed, and she DIVES! Direct hit and the fans fire up for this shoutout to Link! Zelda slides back in and builds speed again, to DIVE!

The fans fire up for a second direct hit! But Zelda isn’t done as she hurries back into the ring. Zelda builds speed a third time, DIVES, but Ganon THROWS her into the railing!! The fans lose their minds, especially the front row in that section! Zelda is down in a heap and Ganon snarls as he looks down on her. Ganon then storms over, drags Zelda up and pushes her into the ring. Ganon stalks Zelda, then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans boo but Ganon stalks Zelda again. Ganon waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX again! The fans continue to boo, but Ganon waistlocks Zelda again! Zelda fights the lift, then drop toeholds, only for Ganon to stay up!

Ganon grabs Zelda and YANKS her right up! Then he reels her in for underhooks, but Zelda wrenches free! Zelda chicken wings that arm, but Ganon fights off the crossface! Ganon THROWS Zelda away, then runs up, only for Zelda to duck the boot! Zelda comes back to CHOP BLOCK! Ganon drops to his knees, and Zelda clamps on for the IMPA LOCK!! The fans fire up as Ganon falls back into the body scissors! Ganon flails, kicks around, reaches out, but Zelda’s got him near the center. Ganon claws at the body scissors and pries free! Ganon kicks his way over to the ROPEBREAK! The fans boo but Zelda holds on!

Sahasrahla reprimands Zelda then counts! Zelda lets go at 4, then stomps away on Ganon at the ropes! The fans fire up but Sahasrahla again reprimands. Sahasrahla counts, Zelda just stomps harder and harder, so Sahasrahla pulls Zelda away from Ganon! The fans boo, Zelda argues with Sahasrahla, and he says Zelda has to obey the rules. Zelda pushes past Sahasrahla to go after Ganon, but he’s on the apron. Zelda grabs at Ganon through the ropes, but he HOTSHOTS her down! Ganon then drags Zelda out, brings her in and lifts! APRON POWERBOMB!! The fans lose their minds while Zelda falls to the floor in a heap!

Sahasrahla reprimands Ganon now but he drags Zelda up and into the ring again. Ganon reels Zelda back in for a GANON BOMB!! The fans boo as Ganon high stack covers, TWO?!?! Zelda survives and shocks everyone, most of all Ganon! Ganon argues with Sahasrahla about the count but Sahasrahla defends it. Ganon accuses Sahasrahla of favoritism, but Sahasrahla brings up how he stopped Zelda. Ganon goes back to Zelda and drags her up again. Ganon tells her she should’ve just forfeited. Ganon whips Zelda to ropes, POP-UP POWER- DDT!! Zelda brings Ganon down, and then turns that into a GUILLOTINE FACELOCK, with body scissors!

The fans are thunderous as Ganon is stuck again! Ganon fights and flails around, but he’s so far from the ropes! Ganon pushes up off the mat, tries to stack Zelda in that position, but she just cranks on the hold even harder! Ganon reaches out, but he looks to be fading! Sahasrahla checks Ganon, lifts his arm, but then Ganon GRABS Sahasrahla!! The fans boo and Sahasrahla reprimands but Ganon isn’t letting go! Ganon stands up while Sahasrahla tries to shake him off, and Ganon SHOVES Saharahla down before he SPINEBUSTERS Zelda! Zelda lets go of the hold, but Sahasrahla flops out of the ring and to the floor!

The fans boo as hard as they can as Ganon now stands tall. Ganon looms over Zelda while he soaks up all that heat. Ganon then goes to a corner, and he rips away the buckle pads! Ganon goes back to Zelda, sits her up, and tells her she’ll be spending a lot more time with Link from now on, because they’ll both be sidelined! Ganon reels Zelda in, aims for the corner, but wait! Who is that at the corner? They’re in a hooded jacket but the “dirty blonde” hair peeking out… The hood comes off and IT’S LINK!! Link stares daggers at Ganon and Ganon looks like he’s seen a ghost! Link SUPERKICKS Ganon!

Ganon sputters, Zelda slips around behind and REQUIEM OF SPIRIT! Link then goes around the outside to fetch Sahasrahla into the ring. Zelda drags Ganon into a half hatch, and bridges for a Chancery!! Ganon sputters and flails, but he’s fading again! Ganon’s greenish face is going red! Sahasrahla checks on Ganon, and this time, Ganon is OUT!! ZELDA WINS!!

Winner: Zelda, by submission (still Undisputed HPW Triforce World Champion)

The Hero of Hyrule returns to get his revenge on Ganon, and the Princess of Hyrule still reigns! Link then raises Zelda’s hand in victory, to LARIAT HER?!? The fans freak out all over again, but then Link looks into the cameras. He has an evil smile, and then he brings his hand to his eyes, and takes out contact lenses!? He has RED EYES! THIS ISN’T LINK, IT’S KAGE!! The Hero’s Shadow tricked everyone, and now he’s back! Will Zelda’s soon be overshadowed?

My Thoughts:

What a twist! I’d been waiting for a chance to bring Kage back into the story, and here we are! And he calls his shot against Zelda while showing he isn’t part of Ganon’s Dark Forces at the same time. ThunderStruck will be some good stuff.