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Mathew’s NJPW G1 Climax 30 A Block Results & Review: Day 5

G1 Climax A Block action gives us two Match of the Year Contender rematches and…well…Yujiro tries. Does Jay White start cementing this as the J1?

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Who’s ready for more A Block action? I know I am and that’s exactly what we’re going to get. We have a lot to unpack in this episode as three people are currently undefeated, a rematch from a MOTYC, and history of the main event that is about to happen right here.

Looks like this will be a more promising show and let’s see how things change as we…dive right in.

Star Rating System:

  • 0 Stars: Dave Meltzer
  • 1 Star: Vince Russo
  • 2 Stars: Tony Schiavone
  • 3 Stars: Eric Bischoff
  • 4 Stars: Bruce Prichard
  • 5 Stars: Jim Cornette



G1 Climax A Block Match
Taichi vs. Yujiro Takahashi

Review: Time for our first block match as we kick it off with Yujiro Takahashi taking on your Holy Emperor, Taichi. Taichi is currently one of the three people who are undefeated as he won against both Jeff Cobb and Minoru Suzuki. Yujiro lost two matches in a row and a loss here will only make his chances smaller. Will Taichi remain undefeated or does the pimp get his first win?

Soon as Taichi was done singing, Yujiro attacked him with his pimp cane and would try to choke him as the bell rang to start the match, how rude. Yujiro is continuing to show that he’s been having the worst performance of this block as he really does not do well compared to everyone else in the block, and it just lowers the quality of the match. This is also just basic with one getting offense while the opponent gets some offense in and the two would just try to cheat at the same time, which makes sense since they’re both heels. Taichi would try to choke him with a cord a couple of times while the referee would call for the count to make him let go or he’d disqualify him.

Taichi missed a spin kick when Yujiro ducked but he was able to land the kicks after but Yujiro kicked out at two. Taichi went for a Powerbomb but Yujiro would bite his hand to make him let go of the hold but Taichi forces him to let go after raking his eyes. Taichi attempts the Ax Bomber but Yujiro ducked to hit him with a Lariat of his own. Taichi attempted his jumping kick again but Yujiro ducked again and hits him with the Incolle Slam as Taichi kicked out. Yujiro would attempt the Pimp Juice but Taichi stood up and catches him for the Backdrop and the two are down. The pants are finally off as Taichi ripped them off and would go for a kick but Yujiro caught his leg and slammed him down for a two count. Yujiro went for the Pimp Juice again but Taichi pushed the referee out of the way to kick Yujiro below the belt and rolls him up for the Gedo Clutch as Taichi gets the win, remaining undefeated!

Rating: Tony Schiavone and three quarters



G1 Climax A Block Match
Minoru Suzuki vs. Jeff Cobb

Review: Our next match is our NEVER Openweight Champion, Minoru Suzuki taking on Jeff Cobb. Both of them have an even record of one win and loss each as a win here for either of these men will help them get back into the swing of things. The last time these two fought one on one was two years ago at Rev Pro where Suzuki came out the winner. Will Suzuki be able to beat him again or does Jeff show he’s not the same wrestler from two years ago?

A rather different start than you would expect out of these two as it looked like they were gonna try to grapple each other instead of going in for punches. Cobb tripped his leg to make him fall on the ground and Suzuki would try to get that grapple in. Cobb threw him into the corner and would charge at him to hit his back elbow but Suzuki moved to the apron and kicked his head in. The two would go outside with Suzuki having the control out there. Not gonna lie, did expect more out of this but there were times where it felt like it did drag on despite the match being short, just more on the underwhelming side of things. Shame too because this would’ve turned out better if it was more like a hoss fight like how Suzuki and Ishii were, Cobb could do it but they decided not to for this one.

Suzuki hits him with a big boot and would go towards him again with another one but Cobb pushed his foot out of the way and runs the ropes to hit a shoulder tackle, which it looked like he missed. He hits one more and connects this time before getting him into the corner and hits his back elbow this time around. Cobb missed a few forearms during his blow for blow with Suzuki and Suzuki responded by hitting him as hard as he could, leaving Cobb dazed. Cobb goes for his Gutwrench Suplexes and when he attempts to hit the third one, Suzuki grabbed his arm and tried to damage it but Cobb would lift him onto his shoulders as he almost dropped him when he lost his balance. Once he finally got control, he slams him into the corner and hits the Running Powerslam, topping it off with a Moonsault as Suzuki kicked out. Cobb attempts the Tour of the Islands but Suzuki caught his neck to choke him out with the Guillotine to make Cobb let go and would hit the Gotch Style Piledriver to get the victory, leaving the king with another victory.

Rating: Eric Bischoff and a quarter


G1 Climax A Block Match
Kota Ibushi vs. Tomohiro Ishii

Review: We’re at the halfway point as we have Kota Ibushi taking on Tomohiro Ishii. Ishii lost two matches in a row and if he loses one more here, things will not be looking good for him. Ibushi has a win over Kazuchika Okada but a loss against Jay White, so he would need to win here if he wants to try and catch up to Jay White. Will Ishii get a win or will he be at three losses in a row?

The two locked up as Ibushi held his own for a while and when Ishii ran the ropes, Ibushi attempted to kick him a few times but Ishii would block them all until the last one, Ibushi would go for a Moonsault after but lands on his feet when Ishii rolled out of the way and the two stared at each other. Now, this was a much better contest, these two hitting each other as hard as they could, and even getting up right away after hitting certain moves. Ibushi catches him for a Powerslam and jumps to the top to hit a Moonsault as Ishii moved out of the way and Ibushi gets to the apron, hitting a Springboard Dropkick. Ibushi chopped Ishii while he responds with chops, making each shot so stiff that you would hear it.

After a series of German Suplexes done to each other, they would now slap the face of each other until Ibushi would eventually win the slap off. The strikes continued again until Ibushi hits his throat and a kick to the head, getting the Stone Pitbull down again. Ibushi hits the Last Ride Powerbomb and Ishii kicked out at two! Ibushi goes for the Kamigoye but Ishii headbutts his stomach and Ibushi would hit a headbutt of his own, making Ishii hit the Enziguri. Ibushi went for a kick as Ishii caught his legs for a Powerbomb but Ibushi kicked out. Ishii went for the Vertical Drop but Ibushi hits his head with a knee and would attempt the Kamigoye but Ishii headbutts him again! Ishii attempts the spike again but Ibushi fought out of it and attempts a kick, making Ishii forearm his leg and when he goes for the Vertical one more time, Ibushi reversed it into a Brainbuster of his own! Ibushi goes for the Boma Ye but Ishii catches him with a Lariat. Ishii attempts the German Suplex but Ibushi landed on his feet and hits the Boma Ye as Ishii kicked out at two again! Ibushi hits Ishii with a Lariat, a V-Trigger, and finally, the Kamigoye as Ibushi gets the win, leaving Ishii with three losses. Fantastic match!

Rating: Bruce Prichard and a half


G1 Climax A Block Match
Will Ospreay vs. Shingo Takagi

Review: It’s time for one of our main events as we have a rematch from last year’s Best of the Super Juniors Final with Will Ospreay taking on Shingo Takagi. Will is the second person on the block that is undefeated while Shingo has two losses and zero wins. Their match last year was many people’s match of the year and was known as one of the best junior matches of all time but now, they go at it in the heavyweight division now. Will Shingo get payback against Ospreay or does Will beat him again?

After a lock-up and some small teasing to each other, they would finally kick it into high gear as the two of them were going back and forth at a rapid pace, reversing and dodging their moves, similar to their last year encounter. Shingo even did a Hurricanrana during one of them and when Ospreay attempted the Marufuji Kick, Shingo ducked it and went into the corner as they called that part a draw. The two were outside of the ring and after Will taunting the crowd, Shingo catches him for a Pop-up Death Valley Driver and slammed him down. I loved that they didn’t overdo it in this one to give us a different match instead of doing nearly the same stuff in their first encounter.

Shingo caught Ospreay midair and would toss him into the ropes before attempting the Pump Bomber, which Ospreay flipped over him and catches him with a Powerbomb as Shingo kicked out. Ospreay would call for the Oscutter and hits it as Shingo kicked out at two! Ospreay goes for the Strombreaker but Shingo fought out of it and when Ospreay attempted a kick, Shingo caught him and hits the MADE IN JAPAN and kickout by Will! Shingo hits the Pumping Bomber this time and Ospreay backflipped with it but still kicked out. Shingo went for the Last of the Dragon but Will fought off him and hits the Hook Kick before delivering a Reverserana. The two exchange blows to each other and Will gets him to down to taught him but Shingo delivers a couple of forearms before meeting another kick. Will tries to run the ropes but Shingo catches him with a Lariat before attempting another Pumping bomber but Ospreay catches him with the Spanish Fly for a kickout when Shingo attempted to roll him up, and Ospreay kicked out as well. Ospreay called for the Oscutter from the top rope but Shingo pushed his legs out to stop him and as he attempted a German. Ospreay held on and made Shingo go to the outside to hit a Pumping Bomber before climbing up to have him on his shoulders for a Death Valley Driver. Shingo hits the Pumping Bomber and then the Last of the Dragon, giving Shingo his first victory and revenge over Will. Their first encounter was better but this was still a great match, can’t wait for the third encounter!

Rating: Bruce Prichard and a quarter


G1 Climax A Block Match
Kazuchika Okada vs. Jay White

Review: It’s now time for our main event as Kazuchika Okada takes on one of the biggest thorns on his side, Jay White. These two share history here as this is also the two year anniversary of when Gedo betrayed Okada to pair up with Jay White in this building, so a lot of tension here. Jay is undefeated but if he can be Okada here, he could potentially get him eliminated in the long run. Okada only defeated Jay once and that was during their last encounter and he could be tied with him and the others if he could beat him here. Will Jay stay undefeated or will Okada beat him again?

I still claim Jay as the best heel New Japan has right now and I know people say Suzuki, but he’s just more of a killer grandpa rather than a heel these days. Gedo getting involved felt more important here, especially with the history of all three of them and the significance of the two years since Gedo betrayed Okada, all of that in the story works here and it’s done well. Okada’s back is slightly taped up, so of course Jay would use it to his advantage when he slammed him against the guardrail a couple of times. Gedo would attempt to distract Okada again by grabbing his leg and Okada chased him to the entrance ramp, having Jay follow but Okada hits them both with a DDT.

Jay attempts the Uranagi but Okada fought off him to make him let go as Jay responds with a forearm to his bad back, causing him to go to the corner. Jay rushes towards him but Okada would catch him for the Reverse Neckbreaker. The two got up and exchanges some strikes to each other but Okada was the one to get him down while Jay crawls to the corner to get up but Okada knocked him down again. Jay almost hits Gedo but stops himself as Okda Dropkicks the back of her head to make him bump into Gedo, and tosses him for a Dropkick but Jay catches himself, and delivers a German Suplex. Jay taunts Okada by doing his taunt and went for the Rainmaker on top of that but Okada fought him off and hits a forearm to make him go on his knees. Okada hits the Tombstone and instead of going for the Rainmaker, he applies his awful 10k Cobra Clutch. I guess this will be Okada’s new story with him not doing the Rainmaker to get his Cobra Clutch over and I’ll tell you what, it’s not working. Jay goes for the Blade Runner but Okada rolls behind him to attempt the Rolling Lariat but Jay catches him for a Uranagi. Gedo gets in to try and distract Okada but gets Dropkicked instead and he applies the Clutch one more time to try and make him tap out but hits him below the belt it looked like. Jay goes for the Blade Runner but Okada turned around him to get the Cobra Clutch but Jay reversed it into the Sleeper Suplex, and quickly gets him for the Blade Runner to defeat Okada! Jay is now 3-1 against the Rainmaker.

Rating: Eric Bischoff the three quarters

Overall: Once again, the first two matches were dull and the final three were all great matches. Surprising outcome with the main event and giving us quality while a story progressed. Okada, do a different submission instead of the Cobra Clutch. Getting excited for the next round of matches!

Favorite Match: Kota Ibushi vs. Tomohiro Ishii

Least Favorite Match: Taichi vs. Yujiro Takahashi

Score: 8.25/10



A Block Standings:

  • Jay White: (3-0) (6 Points)
  • Taichi: (3-0) (6 Points)
  • Will Ospreay: (2-1) (4 Points)
  • Kota Ibushi: (2-1) (4 Points)
  • Minoru Suzuki: (2-1) (4 Points)
  • Jeff Cobb: (1-2) (2 Points)
  • Kazuchika Okada: (1-2) (2 Points)
  • Shingo Takagi: (1-2) (2 Points)
  • Tomohiro Ishii: (0-3) (0 Points)
  • Yujiro Takahashi: (0-3) (0 Points)

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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (4/18/25)

ROH says TGIF!

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420 Honor Club!

Can’t go wrong with ROH on a Friday afternoon! But will Dustin Rhodes & The Von Erichs still be World Six Man Tag Champions after facing #MXMTV?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Bandido & Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes VS The Infantry w/ Shane Taylor Promotions; win(s).
  • Sammy Guevara VS Lee Johnson w/ Blake Christian; wins.
  • The Frat House VS ???
  • Evil Uno & Alex Reynolds VS Jon Cruz & Rosario Grillo; win.
  • ROH World Six Man Tag Team Championships: Dustin Rhodes & The Von Erichs VS Johnny TV & MXM Collection; win and

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Andrew’s TNA iMAPCT! & Unbreakable Results & Match Ratings: 4.17.2025

iMPACT is the Pre-Show, Unbreakable is a TNA+ Special! See what happened!

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iMPACT! is getting the old Heat treatment as a TV episode pre-show. While nothing about the iMPACT episode seems overly intriguing, they all actually have narrative weight, and since the last two weeks have been devoid of weight and general cohesion…this might be a surprisingly good episode which would serve as a better pre-show than expected.

I’m still mad that it’s a damn Thursday and they want to have 4-5 hours of show because WrestleMania reasons. Even WWE realized doing long shows before workdays was stupid, so NJPW giving them the idea to break Mania into two nights is a boon for everyone over thirty.

Also the main reason I’m doing a joint article. Since Unbreakable starts immediately after iMPACT, I’m not gonna put up back to back articles. One stop shoppin it!

iMPACT! – Ratings:

  • Laredo vs Jason Hotch w/Tasha Steelz: Laredo wins via Laredo Fly – ** 1/4
  • Jazmyn Nyxx w/Fatal Influence vs Xia Brookside w/Lei Ying Lee: Xia wins via Small Package – **
  • KC Navarro vs Cody Deaner: KC wins via Loaded Fist – **
  • Maggie Lee & Heather by Elegance w/Personal Concierge vs Gigi Dolin & Tatum Paxley: Hot Topic Hotties win via Cemetery Drive – ** 1/4
  • Jakara Jackson w/Lash Legend vs Dani Luna w/Jody Threat: Dani wins via Luna Landing – ** 1/4
  • Leon Slater vs Brian Myers: Myers wins via Roster Cut – ** 1/2

 

Unbreakable – Quick Ratings:

  • Zachary Wentz vs Eric Young vs AJ Francis: Young wins via Piledriver – *** 1/4
  • Ace Austin vs Steve Maclin vs Eddie Edwards w/Alisha: Steve Maclin wins via KIA – *** 1/2
  • X Division Championship: Moose(c) w/Alisha vs Akeem: Moose wins via Lights Out – Long Squash
  • Mustafa Ali & Nemeths vs Hardys & Mike Santana: Jeff Hardy wins via Swanton Bomb – ***
  • Kaz & Tessa vs Joe Hendry & Masha: Hendry wins via Standing Ovation – ** 3/4
  • Barb Wire Massacre: Sami Callihan vs Mance Warner w/Steph De Lander: Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – ** 1/2
  • Inaugural International Championship: AJ Francis vs Steve Maclin vs Eric You: Maclin wins via K.I.A. – *** – TITLE CHANGE!!!

 

Results:

Laredo vs Jason Hotch w/Tasha Steelz

Laredo starts quick with a Straight Right, Tijeras, a few quick strikes, kicks Hotch out of the ring, wants a Plancha, but Tasha gets in the way to stop Laredo’s offense which gives Hotch an opening. Quick trip, a few chops and a hard Irish Whip has Laredo trying to catch his breath. Hotch tries to go for another Strong Irish Whip but Laredo reverses, two kicks, Flying Neckbreaker into a Missile Dropkick sending Hotch to the outside. Laredo finally pulls off his Suicida, and he’s rolling. Corner Forearm, Uno Mass Corkscrew Moonsaults, but Hotch manages to get away after two. A Snap Jab staggers Laredo, Ali style Outside In Rolling Neckbreaker and Hotch tries to take things to the top. But Laredo counters and Avalanche Michinoku Driver…only for two.

Laredo tries to keep things going, Back Handspring Crossbody, but Hotch catches him, big Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker for two. Hotch looks to the corner and then gets scared because he thinks Santana might strike, Hotch and Tasha argue, Laredo recovers and runs up the corner and hits the Laredo Fly for the win.

Jazmyn Nyx w/Fatal Influence vs Xia Brookside w/Lei Ying Lee

Jazmyn and Xia go for a chain wrestling or World of Sport kind of start. Xia even gets out of the Head Scissors with the classic Hand Stand and pop. After a little taunting, Jazmyn tries to charge but Xia loops around for a flash Cradle, Nyx kicks out quick and retreats to her Fatal Influence friends for a breather. Xia catches her with a Dropkick, a few strikes and starts putting things together until Jazmyn catches her in the corner and Snake Eyes Xia the hard way and then starts leaning her into the ropes, a few Leg Sweeps, PK kicks and Jazmyn is in control. Fisherman’s Suplex Hold from Jazmyn but Xia kicks at two. She tries to fight back up but Jazmyn is using her positioning to keep control. Bulldog into the middle buckle, puts Xia between the ropes and lays in a Round Kick to her chest and Xia has been eating offense for the last few minutes. The crowd tries to rally the little British Angel, but Jazmyn lays in some forearms, hits the ropes, Xia ducks and they hit stereo High Kicks to double down for a few moments.

Xia starts to rally, gets a few shots in, Tijeras, Xia tries Angel Wings but Jazmyn moves. Jazmyn tries to stay on her, but a Jawbreaker gives Xia time to go to the corner, Xia hits the Crossbody, Angel Wings, and looks for a DDT or something but Fatal Influence get involved distracting everyone. Lei has Fallon hanled, but Jacy is mouthing off causing Rosemary to come down and make a Mist save. Jazmyn tries to be opportunistic, but Xia blocks her move and hits the Small Package for the win.

Overbooked and timing was a bit shoddy in some spots, but not offensive. Not bad, but not good either. 

KC Navarro vs Cody Deaner

This is for a spot in the Ultimate X match. Here’s to hoping the Blessed One beats the hell out of the loser who’s about as over as Herpes. Meaning he never goes away, and he’s unlikable. Anyone that says “Funny Underdogs are needed on shows”, isn’t that like 60% of the roster? No one is funny if everyone tries to be funny. KC however, he’s fucking hilarious and amazing.

KC tries to pay off Deaner and get him to forfeit, Deaner of course does the underdog thing of fighting back, dumb looking punches, goofball corner spot that he lengthens to the put of looking dumb and not funny. Oh thank God KC hits the Spiderman in the ropes, ducks Deaner and 305 gets hit for a near fall. Now KC is rolling, nice quick offense, Snapmare, Front Roll Neck Snap, Stomp into Split into cover for only two. Deaner goes for the comeback, and a few Lariats, Bulldog, and everything looks soo stupid. Deaner puts KC in the Airplane spin, gets dizzy and then goes again, TKO for two.

Navarro tries to powder, Deaner goes after him but the ref gets Deaner off of him since KC was in the ropes, KC wraps his necklace around his knuckles and a quick Jab to the face as Deaner tries to suplex him, 1-2-3, Blessed WIN.

If Deaner was the only doofus guy he’d be fine, but when we have Santino, Arianna, Laredo, KC, Great Hands, Brian Myers, Dango, Alisha, Hendry (while not a doofus isn’t close to serious), Kaz, Elegance Brand (all 3 of them), Ryan Nemeth and those are just off the top of my head. Everyone can’t be silly or no one is silly and nothing matters.

Maggie Lee & Heather by Elegance w/Personal Concierge vs Gigi Dolin & Tatum Paxley

I’m gonna keep any Gigi drooling to a minimum since I respect my boy Wentz, but I will say, you gotta love Hot Topic Hotties. Yes I like walking red flags, I’m self aware, and okay with it.

Maggie and Gigi start, a  few quick counters, Gigi manages the Double Hook Cradle for two, then Hot Topic Hotties go tandem with a Dropkick and a Twisting Elbow for another two. Tatum is officially legal, Maggie looks for the tag but Heather wants to push Maggie more. Which is exactly how ASH treated her. Tatum turns it around, Gigi tags in, Poetry Bronco, and then Kawada Kicks from Gigi. Concierge distracts, Maggie grabs her, Heather takes the cheap shot, Suplex from Maggie for two. Heather and Maggie get some offense in together, and Heather is working Gigi over in the heel corner. Unicorn Stampede essentially. Heather goes for a pinfall and its only 2. Heather is getting frustrated, Gigi with an Upkick headscissors, Heather tries to stop the tag out, but eats the Mule Kick.

Tatum starts beating on Heather, rams Heather into Maggie, Cartwheel Peach Sunrise, tags in Gigi, Double Headbutts and Cemetery Drive from the Hot Topic Hotties and everyone wins. Jesus…will never leave this chat, he started it.

Jakara Jackson w/Lash Legend vs Dani Luna w/Jody Threat

Things start a little slow, Collar & Elbow tie up that they won’t relent for a while, Jakara tries to turn it into a Headlock Takeover, but Dani is too strong. Dani gets a few shots in, hops the rope for something but Lash makes her present felt and trips Dani while Jakara distracts the referee. The referee didn’t see anything but ejects Lash anyway. Lash won’t go, tries to intimidate the ref and say no. Jakara keeps things moving against Dani while Lash takes her sweet time slowly walking away. Jakara tries a Roll-Up but Dani too thicc to keep down. Dani fights back up, scoops Jakara and drops her unceremoniously.

Jakara starts laying in a bunch of Falling Knees and gets a quick two, before locking in a Cravat that Dani tries to fight out of. Dani counters out of it, ducks the Line, and they crash into each other with Forearms. The Double Fall Down spot is a little played out and this is only the pre-show really.

Dani levels Jakara with a few Lariats, looks for the Luna Landing, Jakara slips it so Dani comes off the ropes with a Busaiku Knee. Luna wants a Blue Thunder but Jakara gets away until Luna grabs her again for the Rebound Blue Thunder Bomb and a near fall. Luna charges the corner, misses, Jakara hits the Tornado DDT, but only two. Jakara tries to ram Dani’s head into the buckles, but Luna blocks, fires and takes Jakara’s head off, Luna Landing gets his and Dani wins!

Elijah has a promo segment and they have a really Sesame Street style “Walk this Way” words on the screen thing. When they did the bouncing ball lyrics with Ron Killings, it was at least cool. This comes off as corny and low budget public broadcasting crap just for Elijah to announce an open challenge at Rebellion or something. Admittedly I zoned out cause I figured it would be nothing of note.

Leon Slater vs Brian Myers

Myers and Slater start in a shoving match jawing at each other, and then Leon lays in a Shoulder Tackle off the ropes, some jumping crap and Myers is getting bounced from corner to corner like a dork. Leon tries to continue the Around the World but a punch, Thrust Kick and Irish Whip across the ring gives him some confidence, but he eats the Feint Mule Kick, Back Handspring Back Elbow…and again System matches are “look stupid and get beat up for 70% of the match until a shortcut can be taken”. Speaking of short cuts, Leon goes for his Corner Leap, Myers guards from it, Leon repositions but gets tripped and eats a Spear. Then…we go to commercial.

Coming out of the commercials Myers is still in control. Leon slips out of a suplex and then connects with a flurry of offense, Myers eats more kicks than I can count, powders, Leon does his corner post leap, comes in and looks to win but an Implant DDT, dick kick and Roster Cut gives Myers the win.

Overall  iMPACT! Rating: 5/10

Nothing special but at least it made some sense and was a better than the last few episodes. Low bar comparatively. Now immediately onto Unbreakable! So because this is a long night, I figured I’d do a Watch A Long with Mat Sarpraicone over on Dirt Sheet Radio because I have zero faith in Unbreakable being worth the 2-3 hours it will take to watch it.

So you’ll get quick results with ratings and an overall thoughts at the end of Unbreakable from me, because it’s late and I needed something to keep me awake.

Overall Unbreakable Rating: 4.5/10

The iMPACT! episode was easier to watch and digest, three Triple Threats is too many and the Main Event being a slow paced triple threat after a Barb Wire match and a bunch of faster matches really doesn’t resonate well with fans. Even though I didn’t love the Sami vs Mance match, ending on carnage and the “babyface” winning would’ve been a much better way to send the crowd home happy and we wouldn’t have needed so much time fill during the last hour of the show.

Maclin being the inaugural International Champion is cool, setting up the first defense against Eric Young is good for their story, so most of the marks were hit. It just was too damn slow and had no business being a main event. Champions vs Challengers was okay, but it only really picked up when Masha and Tessa were mixing it up. I liked Moose having the extended squash match for shits and giggles, but two Triples back to back to open the show is an easy way to burn out a crowd. Sure the Moose match was an extended piss break to recharge the crowd, but the card was just laid out awkwardly and things felt like far more of a chore than they should have.

All in all this was a very lame event. Yes I get it was purely stop gap to take advantage of WrestleMania weekend, but with Rebellion next week, we all knew it wasn’t gonna shake things up too much. But hot damn was I about to fall asleep if I wasn’t doing the watch-a-long to not pass out.

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