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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (11/28/20)
Who is heading to HyruleMania?
The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 9
Hebra’s Biron Snowshelf is the last stop before HyruleMania, the #CelebrationofGreatness! But before Link has his rematch with Ganondorf, he must get past Ghirahim!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Link VS Ghirahim; Link wins.
- HPW Trios Championships #1 Contenders Match: The Doom Bringers VS The Studly Guys; The Doom Bringers win and will challenge Forged By Violence for the titles at HyruleMania.
- HPW Termina Championship #1 Contender’s Triple Threat: Fin Balure VS Volga VS Osphala; Osphala wins and will challenge Igos du Ikana for the title at HyruleMania.
- HPW Goddess Championship #1 Contender’s Fatal 4 Way: The Great Fairy VS Nabooru VS Ashei VS Zelda; Zelda wins and will challenge Midna for the title at HyruleMania.
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HPW and HXS TV set the scene!
The end of the year is going to be an epic #CelebrationofGreatness, but we need to know who will be going to HyruleMania! Though Groose, Skull Kid and Tingle issued their challenge first, they were quickly jumped and overshadowed by Doomknocker, Darkhammer and Gooma. Will the Skyfall Stud and his new friends prove they’re tough enough to challenge for the titles? Or are they already doomed to fail?
Then, to christen the HPW Termina Championship, Igos du Ikana demands competition! Three powerful contenders in the Zora Rock ‘n’ Rolla, the Burning Berserker and the Gleaming Yellow Light are going to step up and give it there all! Who will prove themselves worthy of the Ruler of Ruin’s challenge?
At Midna’s request, and her hijacking of Starfish McMaguro’s video announcement, FOUR women will be given an opportunity! Both the Great Fairy and Nabooru returned to wrestling during the Hyrule Warriors match while Ashei and Zelda have made impressions on the champion. However, this could be Zelda’s last chance for a long, long time. Will the Princess of Hyrule finally have her match with Twilight Princess?
But first! The Living Blade called HPW out for “coddling” their “golden boy.” He wants to prove Link winning the Hyrule Warriors match wasn’t good enough, but will Link prove him wrong? HPW Biron Snowshelf starts now!
Link VS Ghirahim!
It’s a rematch from the Triforce Championship Tournament’s Bracket of Courage finals! But despite winning that match, winning the title, and winning the Hyrule Warriors match, Link has gotten the Living Blade to accept he is worthy! Will this match finally get it through to Ghirahim?
Link not only brings out the “Master Sword” that was his prize for winning the Hyrule Warriors match, but he wears a new merchandise shirt. It’s green and reads, “I AM THE HYRULE WARRIOR” in big golden yellow letters, accompanied with the symbol of Farore, considered the Golden Goddess of Courage. Ghirahim is back in his classic white, no black gloves or extra details, the same as he wore for the Bracket of Courage finals. Ghirahim and Link keep their eyes on each other as the entrance attire is put aside. The bell rings and fans are already fired up as the two stare down.
Link and Ghirahim slowly circle, not looking away from each other. They approach and tie up, and are in a deadlock as the fans cheer for “Link! Link!” Ghirahim uses his leverage advantage to push Link back to ropes. The ref calls for a break but Ghirahim knees low! Fans boo and the ref reprimands but Ghirahim throws more knees then clubs Link on the back, then stands him up to CHOP him! Link seethes and glares at Ghirahim, so Ghirahim CHOPS him again! Ghirahim goes after an arm now, wrenches it to a wristlock then a hammerlock. He aims for a corner but Link reverses to a hammerlock of his own first. Link shifts to a headlock, hits the takeover, and resists Ghirahim’s headscissors. Ghirahim endures as Link grinds on the headlock, rolls to a cover, ONE, and Link holds on.
Ghirahim fights his way up, throws body shots, then reaches to get Link for a facelock. Ghirahim cranks on the hold but Link endures. Link powers Ghirahim into a corner then rams into him! The ref calls for the break and counts but Link and Ghirahim keep hitting each other! The ref backs Link off but that allows Ghirahim to poke Link in the eye! Fans boo as Ghirahim reels Link in to club him on the back, then reels him in again. Link fights off the back suplex, standing switches, but Ghirahim resists the lift. Ghirahim elbows Link back, CHOPS him, then wrenches and whips him to ropes. Link ducks and redirects Ghirahim and comes back to run him over with an elbow! Link springboards to drop a leg! Cover, TWO!
Link brings Ghirahim back up, wrenches to a wristlock and clamps onto the arm. Ghirahim rolls, handsprings and wrenches back to wring Link out but Link handsprings through! Ghirahim is immediately annoyed and he gets in Link’s face. He jabs a finger into Link’s chest as he says, “You are not worthy! You have only ever gotten lucky! It’s why Ganondorf kicked your ass!” Link grabs Ghirahim’s finger and pulls it way, way back! Link brings Ghirahim to the mat like this, has the hand on the mat, but Ghirahim avoids the stomp! Ghirahim’s eyes are wide as Link stares him down. Ghirahim gets to his feet as Link rushes him and uses the ropes as defense. The ref keeps Link back and Ghirahim kicks a leg out! The ref reprimands but Ghirahim hits a basement DDT! Ghirahim drags Link from ropes to cover, TWO!
Ghirahim drags Link by his leg and jams the knee between his knees. Ghirahim wrenches the leg in a toehold but Link endures. Link grabs at Ghirahim but Ghirahim shakes off the attempts at a chinbar. Link kicks with his free leg, Ghirahim cranks back on the leg, but Link endures. Link reaches for ropes, Ghirahim sees that and drags him away to then shift to a KNEEBAR! Link endures all over again, and he still kicks with his free leg. He stomps Ghirahim and Ghirahim lets go of the leg to stomp Link back! Ghirahim goes after the leg again but Link turns over, reels Ghirahim in and hooks his leg for the Bombchu Trap! Cover, TWO! Ghirahim gets up to CHOP Link! Link stays up, glares at Ghirahim, and KICKS him in the leg! Ghirahim shoves Link then throat chops him!
Fans boo as Ghirahim as he stalks Link. Ghirahim chop blocks Link at the ropes! Ghirahim grabs the bad leg, drags Link to the apron and SLAMS the leg against it! Link clutches that leg but Ghirahim grabs it again to SLAM it on the apron again! The ref reprimands but Ghirahim stops to soak up the heat from the fans. Ghirahim comes back to grab the leg again but Link BOOTS Ghirahim into railing! Link slips out to CHOP Ghirahim, and fans fire up as Link brings Ghirahim around the way. Link whips but Ghirahim reverses to send Link into the barriers! Ghirahim refreshes the count at 6 then fetches Link. Ghirahim shoves Link into the post, then SAIDO suplexes him down! Fans boo as Ghirahim leaves Link behind to go into the ring.
Ghirahim soaks up more heat as the ref starts a new ring count. Link stirs at around 3, sits up at 5, and gets up with the help of the railing at 7. He hobbles over to the ring and gets in at 8, only for Ghirahim to stomp away on him! Fans boo and the ref counts but Ghirahim lets off at 4 to then soak up more heat. Link gets to a corner and Ghirahim stomps him more. Ghirahim brings Link up, throws knees in, but lets off as the ref counts again. Ghirahim CHOPS Link, then hoists him up top. Ghirahim CHOPS Link again then climbs up to join him. Link resists the superplex so Ghirahim CLUBS him over and over on the back. Ghirahim sits Link up, for a SUPER STEINER! Link crashes down, Ghirahim hurries to the cover, TWO! And Ghirahim is growing frustrated!
Ghirahim drags Link by the bad leg to the ropes and wraps the leg around the ropes and pulls! The ref counts, Ghirahim stops at 4, Link frees his leg but Ghirahim KICKS him in the back! Ghirahim kicks Link to the corner, stomps a mudhole, but lets up at the ref’s count. Ghirahim digs his boot into Link’s face until the ref counts 4, then lets off to run corner to corner and back again. But Link gets up to SUPERKICK! Fans are fired up as Ghirahim goes down! Link steadies himself, brings Ghirahim up, reels him in, but Ghirahim resists the suplex. Link clubs Ghirahim, tries to suplex again but Ghirahim resists again. Link throws in a hard knee, then snap suplexes! Float to cover, TWO, but Link keeps his cool as he brings Ghirahim back up.
Link KICKS Ghirahim’s leg, Ghirahim hobbles but Link KICKS his leg again! Ghirahim leans on ropes, Link goes to whip but Ghirahim holds the ropes to block. Link throws a forearm, whips but Ghirahim reverses. Link ducks under, gets around and waistlocks but Ghirahim blocks the lift. Ghirahim pries free, wrenches, shifts to the leg and trips Link up. Ghirahim has a heel hook but Link kicks him with the free leg again. Ghirahim holds on, Link scrambles and reaches for ropes but Ghirahim drags him away! GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Link clutches the knee but Ghirahim grabs the leg again, another GROUND DRAGON SCREW in the other direction! Ghirahim STANDING CORKSCREW MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO! Link grits his teeth but Ghirahim grows frustrated.
Ghirahim grabs at the bad leg again but Link kicks Ghirahim in the head! Link drop toeholds from the mat, hammers Ghirahim on the back then jumps to drop an elbow! Fans fire up as Link gets up. Link hobbles, waistlocks and manages a dead lift! But the leg can’t hold up! Ghirahim KICKS Link’s leg and Link drops to a knee! Ghirahim KNEES Link in the head! Cover, TWO! Ghirahim hammers away on the bad leg then stomps it! Fans boo but Ghirahim tells them to shut up! Ghirahim kicks Link’s leg then grabs it for another heel hook. Ghirahim steps over for a Half Crab! Link endures, powers up and rolls through to trip Ghirahim! Link gets Ghirahim’s legs, ties them up, figure four cradle, TWO!
Link ends up in a corner, Ghirahim runs in but Link dodges! Ghirahim runs into buckles, Link SNAP GERMANS! But Ghirahim is right up! Ghirahim boots but Link dodges and runs. Ghirahim dodges Link, Link dodges Ghirahim but Ghirahim keeps running, DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES take them both down! And fans are fired up! The ref checks on both men, then starts a standing count. Ghirahim sits up at 3, slowly stands at 6, but Link kips right up! Fans are going nuts but Ghirahim is furious! Ghirahim swings but Link spins him around to backslide, Ghirahim slips off but Link has the wrists! Ghirahim rams into Link before the Light Arrow! NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!
Ghirahim starts losing his cool! He goes out of the ring and grabs the sword?! The ref tells Ghirahim to put that back but Ghirahim ignores him. He shouts “This should be MINE!” as he holds it up by the scabbard. The ref keeps reprimanding but Link FLIES over him!! Direct hit into Ghirahim and into railing! Fans are thunderous as Link fires up! Link drags Ghirahim up and puts him into the ring, then gives the sword back to the timekeeper. Link gets up on the apron and takes aim, SLING SHOT- NO! Ghirahim BOOTS Link down! Ghirahim drags Link back up, inverted Gory Especial, but Link fights and slips off! Link SUPER- No, Ghirahim blocks the kick, and swings it into the ref! The ref goes down, Ghirahim LOW BLOWS Link! Ghirahim shouts, “That’s what you get!” while fans boo and jeer.
Ghirahim waits as both the ref and Link slowly rise. But wait! Rauru storms out! Ghirahim attacked him and took his place in the Hyrule Warriors match, is he back for revenge? Ghirahim tells Rauru to go away but Rauru keeps storming down the ramp! The ref goes out to tell Rauru to stay back but he and Ghirahim shout at each other. The ref tries to pull Rauru away but Rauru’s still a big man. Ghirahim WRECKS Rauru with a wrecking ball dropkick! Ghirahim laughs at Rauru while he goes back to Link, but Link gets him in a waistlock! O’Conner roll, CHAOS THEORY! Fans fire up with Link as he grabs the wrists! LIGHT ARROW! Cover, Link wins!
Winner: Link, by pinfall
Victory for the Hyrule Warrior! Rauru laughs at Ghirahim now! Ghirahim sputters and tumbles out of the ring and he glares at Rauru. Ghirahim blames Rauru for that, but Rauru defends he didn’t do anything. The ref keeps the two apart and Link welcomes Rauru into the ring. Fans cheer the winner as well as the legend as they stand together. Link asks for a mic, but he gives it to Rauru. Rauru is surprised but thanks Link for this opportunity. “Ghirahim, you slimey worm! If you’re upset over this, you have NO IDEA how angry I am after what you did at Clash of Fates!” But if he wants to settle this, Rauru knows just the place: HYRULEMANIA! Then Rauru will show Ghirahim just how much fight is left in “this wise old owl!”
Fans like the idea, and Ghirahim thinks. Fans taunt Ghirahim with “What’s Your Answer?” *clap clap, clap-clap-clap* and he gets annoyed. Ghirahim gets a mic of his own to respond. “HyruleMania, huh? The Celebration of Greatness? Well, it can’t be a celebration of greatness without someone who is actually great!” But this can’t just be a normal match. Ghirahim doesn’t mean it has to be No Disqualifications, No Holds Barred, Last Man Standing. Ghirahim wants Rauru to have a fair chance against him so that there won’t be excuses after. “Because by ‘no normal match,’ I’m talking about the stakes. If you want to settle things with me, there needs to be something on the line.”
But seeing as Rauru has no title, no special object to give up, there is only one thing Rauru can put on the line to make this worthwhile: his in-ring career! Fans are shocked to hear Ghirahim make this challenge! Now it’s on Rauru to decide. “CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!! I’ll see you on New Year’s Eve, you little jackass!” That was fast!! Even Ghirahim is surprised! Fans are fired up, but to think Rauru would put his 28+ YEAR career on the line over a grudge with Ghirahim! Will Rauru win this huge gamble?
HPW Trios Championships #1 Contenders Match: The Doom Bringers VS The Studly Guys!
The Iron Knuckle knows Doomknocker, Darkhammer and Gooma from their days on the Hyrule independent wrestling circuit, and only now have they followed him to HPW! But it was Tingle, Skull Kid and Groose who issued a challenge to the champions first! Will the Doom Bringers swoop in and take away the opportunity from the Studly Guys?
The lights go out as the first trio makes their entrance. A spotlight shines on Tingle as he double gun flexes, and he shouts “T!” Another spotlight shines on Skull Kid as he flexes in the shape of an S, and even shouts “S!” And so a spotlight also shines on Groose as he side chest flexes for, obviously, “G!” They all shout together, “THE! STUDLY! GUYS!” Fans cheer and maybe even laugh a little as the three head to the ring with a lot of swagger. The Doom Bringers then have their entrance with heavy metal and heavy metal weapons. Doomknocker’s mace, Darkhammer’s ball ‘n’ chain and Gooma’s battle ax are put aside before the three get in the ring.
The teams sort out, and Knocker has his teammates stand down so he can start. And rather shockingly, Skull Kid does the same move. Fans are in awe of this this… bravery? Knocker sure doesn’t take Skull Kid seriously, even as Skull Kid puffs out his chest and stands toe to toe, and face to sternum, with the bigger man. Knocker starts laughing, the bell rings, and Skull Kick stomps Knocker’s foot! Skull Kid hurries to his corner while Knocker hops on one foot and tags in Groose! Groose rushes Knocker and the two start brawling with big haymakers! It’s already fast and furious and fans fire up! Groose gets the edge, throws some body shots, and already prepares the left hand! But Knocker HEADBUTTS first!
Knocker whips Groose into the Doom Bringer corner, runs in and RAMS his shoulder in! Knocker rolls back and RAMS back into Groose! The ref counts as Knocker digs his shoulder in more, and Knocker lets off at 3 to then bring Groose out. Knocker reels Groose into a bearhug, but Groose endures as Knocker thrashes him around. Groose throws elbows into Knocker’s shoulder but Knocker turns and OVERHEAD suplex Groose into the corner! Knocker stomps a mudhole into Groose, tags Darkhammer, and Darkhammer stomps a mudhole into Groose. Hammer drags Groose up, ROCKS Groose with a forearm, then pushes him over to stomp him! Hammer runs to ropes to drop a back senton! Cover, TWO!
Hammer pushes Groose around, throws crossface forearms, then knocks Groose down with the straddle attack. Hammer stalks Groose as he crawls to ropes, then chokes him against the ropes! The ref counts, Hammer stops at 4 and Groose sputters and coughs. Hammer rains down right hands on Groose at the ropes, the ref counts but has to back Hammer off. Hammer turns around as he argues with the ref, but Hammer being a Lizalfos, his uses his tail to slap Groose! Fans boo while Tingle and Skull Kid protest but Hammer gets away with it. Hammer drags Groose up, ROCKS him with another forearm, and has him in a neutral corner. Hammer brings Groose up, whips him corner to corner HARD, and Groose pinballs around in the corner! Groose staggers into Hammer’s BIG corner splash!
Hammer drags Groose up and TOSSES Groose to the corner! Hammer throws big body shots then ROCKS Groose with a forearm! Tag to Gooma, and Gooma glares at Skull Kid and Tingle before running in to corner splash Groose! Gooma lets Groose flop down and looms over him to laugh at him. Gooma stalks Groose as he crawls for his corner, then drops down on Groose with an elbow drop! Gooma taunts Tingle and Skull Kid with a tag by holding Groose’s arm out, but then drags him away by that arm to get a mounted armlock. Groose endures, fans rally up, and Groose fights up, only for Gooma to CLUB him on the back! Gooma brings Groose around to POST him in the Doom Bringer corner!
Hammer and Knocker pull on Groose’s arms to pull in into the post! The ref reprimands and counts but they both stop at 4. Gooma drags Groose out of the corner, hoists him up top backwards, then CLUBS him before bringing him backward into the Tree of Woe. Gooma stomps Groose in the stomach then tags Knocker. Knocker tags Hammer while Gooma DECKS Tingle off the apron! Skull Kid protests but Hammer and Knocker double whip Gooma in for him to RAM into Groose’s gut! Gooma hauls Groose up, for the POWERSLAM! Hammer drops a senton, somersaults and Knocker drops a splash! Knocker rolls to the side, Hammer returns and Gooma FLAPJACKS him onto Groose! Cover, but Skull Kid breaks it up! And he runs away so the Doom Bringers can’t get him!
Fans rally for “Groose! Groose!” but Hammer drags Groose away from his corner. Hammer stands on a leg as he tags Knocker back in. Knocker taunts Groose as he stands between him and the Studly corner. He dead lift gut wrench suplexes Groose! Knocker holds on to bring Groose back up for another gut wrench suplex! Knocker wants a third but Groose flails and rolls Knocker up, TWO! Groose hurries to his corner but Knocker jumps and gets past him to BLAST Skull Kid off the apron! Knocker laughs at Groose as he brings him up and whips, but Groose reverses to send Knocker hard into the Doom Bringer corner! Groose turns around but there’s no one to tag! Hammer tags back in as Groose turns around and Knocker CLOBBERS Groose with the body check!
Hammer stomps Groose while Knocker soaks up the heat from the fans. Knocker goes back to the corner while Hammer brings Groose up just to CLUB him down! Groose grits his teeth and clutches his back but Hammer runs to DECK him with a right hand! Hammer sits Groose up to run and DECK him again! Tag to Gooma and Gooma kicks Groose in the ribs while he’s down! Gooma steps on Groose, then STANDING MOONSAULTS?! Cover, TWO!! Groose survives and Gooma grows frustrated. Gooma grabs Groose’s legs and drags him around. Groose resists but Gooma still gets him for a Full Sand Crab! Groose endures as Gooma sits deep! Skull Kid runs in and CLUBS Gooma on the back! But Gooma doesn’t even budge!
Gooma shifts to just a Half Sand Crab and glares at Skull Kid. Skull Kid keeps going after Gooma but Gooma choke grips him! Gooma lifts and CHOKE SLAMS Skull Kid down! But Groose crawls for the ropes! Gooma drags Groose away, but Groose rolls and boots Gooma away! Knocker tags back in and rushes Groose, but Groose sends him flying out of the ring! Tingle’s back to get the hot tag! Tingle goes up top and LEAPS at Knocker and knocks him over! Fans fire up with Tingle as he gets back in the ring! Tingle runs around cheering but Groose shouts at him that he has to keep on Knocker! Tingle builds speed and DIVES, but Knocker catches him! And OVERHEAD suplexes him so far away! Knocker mockingly waves bye to Groose as he goes over to Tingle.
Knocker easily picks Tingle up and puts him in the ring. He drags Tingle to the corner, tags Gooma, and Gooma drags Tingle back up. Gooma trophy lifts Tingle, carries him around and then has Hammer tag in. Hammer hops up while Gooma drops Tingle into the drop zone! Hammer leaps but Tingle moves and Hammer FLOPS! Fans rally as both Tingle and Hammer are down! Tingle crawls for his corner but Hammer crawls in pursuit. Hot tag to- SKULL KID?! Skull Kid intercepted the tag from Groose! Groose can’t believe it but Skull Kid is all fired up! Skull Kid fires off kick after kick on Hammer, then a flurry of forearms! Skull Kid runs, but into a POP-UP POWERBOMB! Cover, but Groose breaks it up!
Hammer goes after Groose and they brawl! Gooma and Knocker get in, the ref reprimands as they mug Groose 3v1! Tingle springboards but Knocker catches him again! Knocker holds onto Tingle while Gooma runs, they SANDWICH Tingle, then Knocker tosses Tingle aside! Groose JABS Hammer and fans chant “GROOSE! GROOSE!” Hammer dodges the Left Hand o’ God and Gooma SPEARS Groose down! Gooma kicks Groose out of the ring before he and Knocker finally go back to their corner, Hammer drags Skull Kid back up, fireman’s carries, spins around and hits the TKO! Cover, the Doom Bringers win!
Winners: The Doom Bringers, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contenders to the HPW Trios Champions)
The “Ball ‘n’ Chain” finishes Skull Kid off, and The Studly Guys have fallen! The Doom Bringers are heading to the first ever HyruleMania, but will they make history by dethroning Iron Knuckle and the Darknuts?
HPW Termina Championship #1 Contender’s Triple Threat: Fin Balure VS Volga VS Osphala!
There is a NEW title in HPW that defines the Men’s Division! Igos du Ikana sits on the throne, but he welcomes challengers! Who conquers the competition to be the competition for the Ruler of Ruin?
The Dark Forces see the Burning Berserker out to the stage but they go back to the back so that things are fair at 1v1v1. The bell rings and the three watch each other closely. They approach, Osphala reaches out for a test of strength. Balure and Volga also bring hands up, Osphala knuckle locks with them both, but Volga kicks Balure’s hand instead! Balure swings at Volga and brings Osphala along but Volga ducks under. Osphala ends up crisscrossed but he drops down and spins to uncross the arms. Osphala kips up, uses a leg to undo the knuckle lock with Volga, then he arm-drags Balure into Volga! Volga pushes Balure off him but Osphala basement dropkicks him down! Cover, TWO!
Balure comes back after Osphala with clubbing forearms. Balure CHOPS Osphala, Osphala ends up in a corner and Balure CHOPS him again. Volga runs in and tackles Balure into Osphala! Volga runs corner to corner and back again but Balure dodges and the KNEE hits Osphala! Balure CHOPS Volga, whips him corner to corner and runs in to CHOP him! Balure runs at Osphala and CHOPS him! Balure whips Osphala corner to corner but Volga gets out of the way. Volga runs at Balure but Balure side steps. Volga keeps moving, ducks and dodges and clobbers Balure with a back elbow! But then Osphala comes back to DROPSAULT! He sends Volga tumbling and lands on Balure! Cover, TWO!
Osphala keeps on Balure with an armlock but keeps his eyes on Volga. Balure rolls, wrenches Osphala to a wristlock, clubs the arm, but Volga runs at them, DOUBLE BLOCKBUSTER! Cover on Osphala, TWO! Cover on Balure, TWO! Volga grows frustrated already and he stomps both men several times. Volga tries to decide between the two and settles on Balure. He clubs Balure to a corner, stomps him, then digs his boot into Balure’s head. There’s no disqualifications so Volga can go as long as he wants! Volga eventually lets off, Osphala gets up but Volga ROCKS him with a right. Volga goes for a full nelson but Osphala drops down and kicks Volga. Osphala gets a leg, trips Volga up and pulls on it for a Calf Killer!
Volga endures, reaches, but Osphala cranks harder on the leg! Balure runs in and DOUBLE STOMPS Osphala down! Volga is free but Balure grabs the leg and SMASHES the knee to the mat! Volga clutches the leg, Balure kicks him to the rope then stomps away! And even springboard stomps over and over! Volga gets out and Balure goes back after Osphala. Balure drags Osphala up and reels him in for a facelock. Balure suplexes but Osphala blocks. Balure clubs Osphala on the back, suplexes again but Osphala slips out. Osphala waistlocks but Balure throws elbows. Balure is free and goes to run but Osphala reels him in for a BIG back suplex! Volga springboards to FLYING KNEE Osphala down! Volga goes to cover Balure but Balure bails out! Volga goes back to Osphala to cover, ONE!
Fans rally for Osphala as Volga grows frustrated. Volga kicks Osphala while he’s down, then puts him on the ropes. Volga chokes Osphala and then runs to knee Osphala in the back! Cover, TWO! Volga sees Balure getting on the apron and knocks him back down. Volga goes out and brings Balure up. He whips but Balure reverses to send Volga into barriers! Balure then runs to CHOP Volga against the barriers, then dumps him up and over! Front row fans get even closer to the action now! Balure hurries back to the ring, aims at Osphala from a corner, runs out but Osphala shoves the Sling Blade into a corner! Osphala runs in and rams his shoulder, going to the apron at the same time. Osphala enziguris Balure away, then slingshot somersaults to a COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, TWO!
Fans fire up while Osphala keeps his cool. Osphala brings Balure up, whips him to ropes and tilt-o-whirl scoops, but Balure slips down to get a dragon sleeper! Balure lifts but Osphala kicks to resist. Balure clubs Osphala in the chest, then hits an elbow drop DDT! Cover, TWO, but Balure hammers Osphala with fists over and over. Balure drags Osphala up but Volga trips and drags Balure out of the ring! Volga POSTS Balure then gets up on the apron. Volga slingshots and CUTTERS Osphala down! Cover, TWO! Volga sees Balure on the outside and PLANCHAS! Direct hit and Balure goes down! Fans boo as Volga goes up top and aims at Osphala. 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Osphala survives again and Volga grows furious!
Volga drags Osphala up and throws him out onto Balure! Volga takes aim as the two get up, but then something’s happening on stage! Death Sword throws Wizzro out from gorilla! Gibdo is fighting back but his bandages are really roughed up already. Death Sword DECKS Gibdo! Where is ReDead? Gomess is carrying him out in fireman’s carry! Gomess drops ReDead down so that he and Death Sword can stomp Gibdo and Wizzro! Volga is enraged but he is conflicted. He’s still part of a match but his team is being beat up! But before he can decide, Osphala springboard missile dropkicks him down! Balure SLING BLADES Osphala!
Balure looks at Death Sword and Gomess for a moment but they’re only interested in the Dark Forces. Balure drags Osphala up, reels him in and fisherman’s, but Osphala spins out to wrench to a wristlock and drag Balure to the mat! Osphala chicken wings and turns Balor over to a cover, TWO! Volga returns and BOOTS Osphala down! Balure throws forearms on Volga but Volga hits back. The two brawl, Osphala comes back and clotheslines them both out! Fans fire up with Osphala, but Death Sword and Gomess are creeping closer! Osphala goes out to fetch one of them but sees Death Sword and Gomess. He puts Balure in and quickly follows. Death Sword and Gomess only look at Volga, so Osphala goes to Balure, but Balure catches him to an inside cradle! TWO!
Osphala swings on Balure but Balure dodges. Balure comes back but Osphala denies the Sling Blade to shove Balure to ropes! Balure rebounds into a SNAP SAIDO! Cover, TWO! Balure survives and Osphala is beside himself. Death Sword drags Volga up so that he and Gomess can mug Volga against the apron. Osphala brings Balure up, throws forearms and backs Balure down. Gomess and Death Sword double choke grip and lift Volga but he slips out to land on the apron! Volga boots Death Sword and kicks Gomess away while Osphala whips Balure but Balure reverses. Osphala collides with Volga and Volga falls back into a choke grip! DOUBLE CHOKE SLAM to the floor!
Osphala staggers into Balure’s facelock. Balure Half Hatch suplexes to the BRAIN BUSTER! Balure just hit the DEPTH CHARGE! Cover, TWO!?! Osphala survives and Balure can’t believe it! Balure stomps Osphala, drags him to a drop zone then goes up top. COUP DE- NO! Osphala moves! Balure lands on his feet but his leg jams! Balure hobbles, Osphala chop blocks him! Osphala trips Balure up, laces up the legs, for the SAND CASTLE! Balure endures, reaches for ropes, but Osphala lets go of the hold to drag Balure away, and he shifts to an STF! Balure fights the crossface off, the two turn but the legs are still hooked up! Osphala uses that for a figure four and cradle, the SAND TRAP! OSPHALA WINS!
Winner: Osphala, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the HPW Termina Championship)
The Zora Prince can’t believe it! The Gleaming Yellow Light takes the win and is heading to HyruleMania! Will Osphala still shine? Or will he simply be the next to #FallToRuin?
HPW Goddess Championship #1 Contender’s Fatal 4 Way: The Great Fairy VS Nabooru VS Ashei VS Zelda!
Midna wants only the best, and took it upon herself to pick those worthy of this chance! FOUR powerful talents are facing off, and it’s a generational showdown as well! Will past or present be the future for the Twilight Princess?
Great Fairy and Nabooru are really bundled up, they’re not used to cold weather like this. Fairy’s entrance attire of a fluffy robe is very fashionable, and possibly made out of moss. Nabooru also has a fashionable leather jacket with a nice snake pattern for the lapel. It’s hard to tell it’s Ashei in the yeti headpiece until she takes it off and sets it on a corner post. She’s much more comfortable in the Hebra region’s cold than she was in Eventide Island’s heat. Zelda has a new take on the Sheik outfit. It has much more pink and even silver now.
The bell rings and the four stare down while fans are already fired up. They approach and glance between each other. Nabooru kicks at Ashei but she blocks it, and both Fairy and Zelda are a bit surprised. Ashei tosses the foot to Zelda, who catches it only to throw it back! Ashei ducks and Nabooru’s foot ends up kicking Fairy down! Ashei shoves Zelda down then mule kicks Nabooru. Ashei headlocks Nabooru but Nabooru throws body shots. Ashei holds tight as Nabooru tries to back suplex. Zelda runs back in, Ashei ducks and Zelda leaps over to sunset flip Nabooru, and Nabooru ends up giving Ashei the back suplex after all! Cover, but Great Fairy breaks it!
Fans are fired up again as Fairy drags Zelda up and throws forearms. Fairy puts Zelda in a corner, throws back elbows, Nabooru runs in and RAMS them both in the corner! Nabooru somersaults back, but Ashei is back and waistlocks Nabooru. Nabooru resists the lift, elbows free, but Fairy huricanranas Nabooru to a cover! TWO and Fairy is sent into Ashei’s fireman’s carry for a GORON DROP! Cover, TWO! Zelda Penalty Kicks Ashei! Cover, but Nabooru breaks it! Nabooru brings Zelda up, whips her, Zelda tilt-o-whirls and gets Nabooro in the IRON OCTOROCK! Nabooru stays standing, she powers her way out of the hold to a fireman’s carry, and she hits a rolling senton to the corner! Nabooru goes up but Fairy clubs her on the back!
Fairy turns Nabooru around as she puts her on the top rope. Fairy then goes up top but Nabooru fights back. Zelda joins in and gets Fairy in an Electric Chair. Nabooru adjusts and crossbodies as part of the DOOMSDAY DEVICE combo with Zelda! But Nabooru tumbles away and Zelda bridges back to cover Fairy! But Ashei picks Zelda up and to a gut wrench suplex! Ashei holds on to gut wrench suplex Zelda the other way! Ashei brings Zelda up again, Nabooru drags Fairy up, and the two stare down before they both suplex the others away! Zelda and Fairy tumble out opposite sides, Nabooru and Ashei get up and stare down as the two powerhouses of this match.
Fans cheer as Ashei and Nabooru have a test of strength. They tie up with knuckle locks and then go shoulder to shoulder. They’re in a deadlock, but Nabooru uses her leverage advantage to bend Ashei back. Ashei bridges, Nabooru jumps on, and fans cheer as Ashei manages to stay up! Nabooru hops off, pulls Ashei back up and into a SPINE BUSTER! Cover, Fairy drags Nabooru out of the ring! Nabooru shoves Fairy but Fairy bicycle BOOTS back! Fairy gets up on the apron, she aims at Ashei as she gets up, and Fairy springboards to crossbody! But Ashei rolls through! Ashei pops Fairy up to a fireman’s carry, but Fairy slips off! Fairy shoves Ashei, table tops her and rolls her up, TWO! Fairy cartwheels out to the apron to MOONSAULT Nabooru back down!
Fairy slides back in, dodges Ashei’s clothesline and handsprings, but Ashei catches her to a waistlock! GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, but Zelda dropkicks it apart! Zelda clubs Ashei then POSTS her! Zelda O’Conner rolls Ashei and bridges back, TWO! Fans cheer while Zelda takes a moment to catch her breath. Nabooru gets back in but Zelda has a leg guard ready as the two square off. Nabooru tries to find an opening as she circles Zelda, but Zelda keeps facing her. Ashei rolls and gets Zelda into a fireman’s carry! And then starts up an airplane spin! Fairy gets up and gets hit by Zelda’s feet! Nabooru keeps her distance as Ashei keeps spinning around and around and around!
Ashei goes around for a count of 20 and stops to let Zelda off. They’re both very dizzy and they stagger about. Fairy rolls up Zelda, Nabooru rolls up Ashei! TWO!! Zelda and Ashei narrowly escape! Nabooru pops Fairy up for a POWERBOMB! High stack cover, Zelda stumbles and still breaks the cover!! Nabooru pushes Zelda away then goes to Ashei as she still tries to steady herself. Nabooru waistlocks but Ashei blocks the lift! Ashei pries free and wrenches to a wristlock then shifts to a hammerlock. Nabooru slips through and scoops Ashei, but Ashei cranks harder on the arm! Nabooru falls and Ashei uses body scissors to make the hammerlock into a Kimura! Nabooru endures, Zelda gets Ashei in the Figure Four Necklock!
Ashei holds on as best she can to Nabooru but she’s fading fast! Nabooru gets free of the Kimura and waistlocks Zelda. Nabooru deadlifts her, Zelda lets Ashei free to resist, but Nabooru CLUBS her on the back. Fairy SUPERKICKS Nabooru, takes over the waistlock on Zelda and back suplexes high and hard! Cover, TWO! Fairy STANDING MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO! Fans rally while Fairy grows frustrated. Fairy drags Zelda up and puts her in a corner. Fairy stomps a couple times, runs side to side and BOOT WASHES Zelda! She drags Zelda out to a drop zone, goes up top, and MOONSAULTS! Nabooru and Ashei both break it! Fans are fired up and cheer on “Women’s Wrestling!” as this match continues!
Zelda flops out of the ring while Ashei and Nabooru bring Fairy up. Nabooru pushes Ashei away to facelock Fairy. Nabooru suplexes but Ashei kicks Nabooru low. Ashei pushes Fairy aside facelock Nabooru. Ashei suplexes, Fairy kicks Ashei low and pushes Nabooru aside. And yes, Fairy tries to suplex Ashei but Nabooru kicks her low. Fairy forearms Nabooru, Ashei forearms Fairy, and Nabooru forearms Ashei! Ashei forearms Nabooru, Fairy forearms Ashei and Nabooru forearms Fairy! Ashei JABS Nabooru, rams Fairy into her, and then GAMANGIRIS Nabooru into hitting Fairy with a DDT! Ashei gets up and Zelda METEORAS outta nowhere! Cover, TWO!! Zelda is frustrated but the fans are thunderous!
Zelda drags Ashei up, but Fairy staggers over. Zelda kicks Fairy’s leg out, places Ashei on her shoulders then runs and BULLDOGS Ashei, in turn driving Fairy into the mat, too! Zelda then Akkala Rolls Fairy, but Nabooru does the same to Zelda! TWO, Zelda and Nabooru both ROCK each other with forearms! Fans fire up as Nabooru comes back to ROCK Zelda again! Zelda staggers and Nabooru whips her to ropes. Zelda ducks, springboards and QUEBRADAS! Direct hit! Zelda grabs Nabooru’s wrists, sits her up, LIGHT ARROW!! Cover, Zelda wins!!
Winner: Zelda, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the HPW Goddess Championship)
The Princess of Hyrule finished off three incredibly talented female stars and is headed to HyruleMania! Zelda takes a deep breath before she stands up. The others slowly stand, Zelda offers a handshake, and fans cheer as each of them take it in turn. Zelda then takes the mic to speak. “Midna. You’re the reason I was included in this match. For that, I thank you. But I promise you now, you’ll regret it. Because I am going to take the Goddess title from you! Not because I’m expected to as a princess of Hyrule, but because I want to!” Zelda will be champion for herself if nothing else! She swears Midna’s reign will finally end with the end of the year! Will the new year really bring a new goddess to Hyrule?
My Thoughts:
So was Zelda winning obvious? Or did someone out there expect the flipside? Those were obviously the only two real outcomes, even if it was a Fatal 4 Way. Probably still not as obvious as The Studly Guys losing to the Doom Bringers. Skull Kid being the reason #TSG lost was very fitting to me, as he and Tingle are the more comedy wrestler types. Link VS Ghirahim and the Triple Threat ended up on the overbooked side but for story reasons, of course. Ghirahim VS Rauru and Igos VS Osphala for HyruleMania have been set! But I have even more planned, just you wait and see!
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The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 71
Another year, another epic way to celebrate HPW’s Triforce Anniversary! Will Zelda finally become Undisputed HPW Triforce World Champion?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Tali w/ Shabonne VS Aveil; Aveil wins.
- Million Rupee Championship Moon Madness Match: Majora VS Byrne Lokoma w/ Chancellor Cole; Majora wins and retains the title.
- 21 Person Championship Contract Battle Royal: Yunobo wins and will challenge for the Death Mountain Championship.
- HPW Triforce Tournament Triple Threat Finals: GANON VS Sidon VS Thunderbird; Ganon wins and will challenge for the Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship.
- Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship: Link VS Zelda; Zelda wins and becomes the new Undisputed HPW Triforce World Champion.
PLAY BY PLAY
HPW and HXS TV set the scene!
Anniversaries are always important dates to remember, but they aren’t always accompanied with fond memories. For the Hero of Hyrule, Link, he was the inaugural HPW Triforce Champion. But that meant there had to be two who lost that match: Ganon and Zelda. But now, there’s a chance the dynamic could flip upside-down! Ganon is back in the Triforce Tournament Triple Threat Finals, though through a very controversial assist. Will he finally win the trophy? Or will someone trump the Gerudo Ace? As for the Princess of Hyrule, she’s going all in, making this her last chance at the world title! Will Zelda finally stand at the pinnacle of HPW?
As for the other 21 stars that lost in this year’s tournament, they all converge in the traditional battle royal! All 21 are fighting for gold, and they can have their pick! Death Mountain Championship? Termina Championship? Goddess Championship? Whoever wins can pick one of those out as their target! And while those 21 go for gold, Majora has issued an Open Challenge for the Million Rupee Championship! Many are eager to challenge for it, but the only catch is… they must face the MOON MADNESS! A new stipulation every three minutes, you’d have to be crazy to try! Who will risk their mind and body for a taste of glory?
But first! All this gold means nothing when there’s a grudge to settle! The Dame of the Dunes beat Buliara & Riju, but will she complete the trifecta? Or will Aveil avenge the Gerudo Sisterhood? The HPW Triforce Anniversary special in Central Hyrule starts now!
Tali w/ Shabonne VS Aveil!
The Gerudo Sisterhood grudge has reached the trilogy! But while the Dame of the Dunes is 2-0, she’s run into the Desert Flower! Will Tali punctuate the third act with another victory? Or will it be “third time’s the charm” in slapping some sense into her?
The bell rings and the fans rally for Aveil. Tali is annoyed as she and Aveil slowly circle. They feel things out, tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, and Tali THROWS Aveil down! Tali slaps Aveil around and talks some smack, “You think you can stand in the ring with me?” Aveil gets up in a huff and Tali eggs her on. They circle and tie up again, Aveil gets around to kick Tali’s leg out! Then Aveil returns that head slap! Tali is seething as she stands up, and the two tie up again. Tali powers Aveil to a corner, but Aveil goes up and around to arm-drag Tali way! Aveil runs, dodges and handsprings! Tali gets clear but Aveil comes back to dropkick her down!
The fans fire up as Tali staggers to her feet. Aveil throws forearms and CHOPS, then whips Tali corner to corner. Tali reverses, Aveil goes up, but Tali catches her! Tali pops Aveil over into the shoulder rack, but Aveil sunset flips through! Tali stays up, YANKS Aveil back up and whips her to ropes, to then run her over! The fans boo while Tali dusts herself off, letting the “dust” fall on Aveil. Tali runs but Aveil stays low. Tali jumps over the dropdown, Aveil hurdles over Tali! Tali comes back, blocks Aveil’s kick, then FLIPS Aveil! Aveil lands on her feet, and ROCKS Tali! Tali staggers, Aveil DROPKICKS her out of the ring!
The fans fire up with Aveil as she builds speed! Aveil DIVES into a FOREARM! Shabonne cheers as Aveil flops onto the apron. Tali drags Aveil into an Electric Chair Lift! Tali then SLAMS Aveil on the apron! Aveil sputters and falls back while the fans boo, but Tali soaks up the heat. Tali drags Aveil back up, puts her in the ring, then takes her time soaking up more heat. Tali storms up the steel steps and into the ring as Shabonne hypes her up as the “Alpha Female.” Tali stalks Aveil to the corner, then stands her up for body shots! The ref counts but Tali tells him to leave her alone. Tali goes back to Aveil, who fires a flurry of forearms!
Tali throws more body shots back, then CLUBS Aveil down! Tali looms over Aveil, drags her up by her gear, then HIP DROPS her back down. Tali then wraps Aveil up in body scissors to squeeze! The fans rally for Aveil as she endures. Aveil pries at the legs but Tali holds on tight. Aveil pushes back for a cover, TWO and Tali still has Aveil in the squeeze. Aveil fights with elbows, then turns around and throws more forearms! The fans fire up as Aveil fires off with fury! Tali sets Aveil free and the two go to opposite corners. Aveil runs in, Tali moves, and Aveil hits buckles! Tali picks up Aveil for an atomic FACEBUSTER!
Tali stomps Aveil around, dares her to get up, and the fans rally up. Tali reels Aveil in and suplexes her! Tali holds Aveil up, but Aveil cradle counters! ONE and Tali rocks it back, then she deadlift suplexes Aveil to SLAM her down! Cover, TWO!! Aveil survives but just barely! Tali seethes but keeps her focus and she drags Aveil up again. Tali clamps on with a COBRA TWIST! Aveil endures as Tali clamps on with a hand to the ribs! Fans rally, Aveil fights the hold, shifts around and throws body shots. Aveil powers Tali to a corner, but Tali CLUBS Aveil’s back! Tali hoists Aveil to the top rope, and ROCKS her with a haymaker!
Tali climbs up to join Aveil, brings her up to the very top, but Aveil fights out and slips under! Aveil YANKS Tali’s arm to bump her off buckles! Aveil then hops up to get behind Tali! Fans rally as Aveil waistlocks Tali, for a SUPER GERMAN SUPLEX!! Fans are thunderous as both women are down! “This is Awesome!” as Aveil and Tali stir, and they again go to opposite corners. Aveil drags herself up, runs in, and hits an ELBOW! Aveil reels Tali in and underhooks, but Tali BACKDROPS free! But Aveil lands on her feet! SHOTEI! Wheelbarrow and victory roll to DOUBLE STOMP! Aveil adds a basement dropkick! Cover, TWO!!
The fans are thunderous, and Tali’s ear is busted open from that shot! Aveil shows no mercy and goes after that side with a CROSSFACE! Tali endures, moves as best as she can, rolls to a cover, TWO! Tali BOOTS Aveil down! Tali checks her nose but that’s not what’s bleeding. She checks her ear and finds plenty of blood, that she then turns into war paint on her cheek. Tali drags Aveil up, but Aveil grabs an arm for an ELBOW BREAKER! And another, and another, and another! The fans fire up, Aveil then wrenches and hits an ARMBAR DDT! Tali crawls to ropes, shakes the bad arm, but Aviel runs to dropkick the arm!
Tali clutches her elbow but she refuses to let this end here! Tali scoops Aveil, but Aveil gets to the apron! Aveil ducks a punch to HOTSHOT the arm! Tali falls and writhes on the mat. Aveil grabs the arm to SLAM it over and over and over again on the apron! Shabonne freaks out but Tali refuses to quit. Aveil joins Tali on the apron, and Tali throws haymakers with the good arm! Aviel returns fire, then she grabs the bad arm! There’s a moment of fear on Tali’s face! Aveil WRINGS the arm into the apron! Tali shouts in pain as she falls to the floor! But Aveil is right after the bad arm again! Aveil drags Tali up and whips her into the steel steps, bad arm first!
Tali shouts in pain again while she slumps back down. Aveil catches her breath, then storms up on Tali. Aveil CLUBS Tali, goes after the bad arm again, and has an ARMBAR! The ref counts, this won’t matter outside the ring anyway! Aveil lets go at 4, Tali scrambles away into into the ring. Aveil slides in and is still after the bad arm! Aveil grabs the arm and grinds it down with an armlock. Tali endures, fights her way up, but Aveil ROUNDHOUSES her down! Aveil covers, ONE, but she’s after the arm again! Tali does her best to resist but Aveil stomps her! Aveil SLAMS the arm down on the mat, then goes up top! But Tali trips her up!
Tali grits her teeth through the pain and she ROCKS Aveil with a right hand! Tali climbs up to join Aveil, works to get the bad arm moving, but she CLUBS away with the good arm! Tali brings Aveil up, Aveil fights the superplex, but Tali clubs away with the good arm! Tali brings Aveil back up, and hits the SUPERPLEX! But she can’t make the cover right away! Shabonne coaches Tali as she crawls over, covers with one good arm, TWO!! Aveil survives again and Tali is beside herself! “This is Awesome!” but far from over! Tali grits her teeth and she drags Aveil up. Aveil throws a haymaker! Tali gives it back! They throw shots back and forth as they stand, and fans fire up!
Aveil fires up to throw right hand after right hand, but Tali blocks one, spins Aveil for a cravat, and fires KNEE after KNEE after KNEE! Tali then snapmares and runs to basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Tali scowls as she gets back up and looms over Aveil. Tali gets the legs, ties them up, and with one good arm puts on a CLOVERLEAF! Aveil endures, but Tali SWINGS her around! Aveil endures even now, and Tali steps back over! Aveil endures, crawls, reaches out, claws at the mat, and gets the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer, the ref counts, and Tali lets go at 4. Tali is frustrated, but she deadlift gut wrenches! But Aveil flails, swings and arm-drags Tali into an ARMBAR!!
The fans fire up, Shabonne freaks out, but Tali clasps hands! Aveil CLUBS away on the grip! Tali moves around, stacks Aveil to a cover, ONE, and Tali deadlifts again! But Shirai PULLS on the bad arm and wrangles Tlai back down! Tali kicks around and gets her legs on the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Aveil lets go quickly and gets moving! Tali ducks the Tiger Feint Kick! Aveil spins and stumbles, but she dodges Tali’s lariat to fire SHOTEI after SHOTEI after SHOTEI! Tali stumbles into the ropes, Shirai runs in, TIGER FEINT! The fans fire up, Aveil goes up top, and Tali stands into a MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO!! Tali survives and Shabonne can breathe again! But fans rally back up as Tali goes to a corner. Aveil runs in, METEORA!
Tali sputters, Aveil drags her into the drop zone, and Aveil goes up top! OVER THE MOON- NO! Tali moves and then LARIATS Aveil inside-out! Cover, TWO!! Aveil’s still in this and Tali’s losing her cool! Tali stomps away on Aveil but the fans boo. Tali drags Aveil back up and gut wrenches for the shoulder rack! Aveil turns over and turns it into a REVERSE DDT! Both women are down again and fans are electric! Tali crawls to the apron, Aveil spots her, and Aviel runs up! SUNSET FLIP- NO, Tali grabs the ropes to fight the bomb! The fans rally, Shabonne freaks out, but Aveil pries her free from the ropes! POWERBOMB through the announce desk!!!
Fans lose their minds and commentary is completely shocked! Aveil staggers to her feet, and she leaves Tali behind in the wreckage. Tali stirs, Shabonne shouts at her to get up, but we’re already at 4 of 10. Tali as the ring count passes 5! Tali fumbles and stumbles at 7, stands at 8! Tali lunges in at 9.9! But Aveil is OVER THE MOONSAULT! Cover, AVEIL WINS!!
Winner: Aveil, by pinfall
The Gerudo grudge finale is a true epic! Justice has been served on- OH NO, SHABONNE CLOBBERS AVEIL! Shabonne is furious as she shouts at Aveil, “This is what I’ve been talking about! You just keep holding her back! You just keep getting in her way! Tali would be on top of the world by now if not for you!” The fans boo but did Shabonne confess she got in Tali’s ear? Is Shabonne the reason Tali put herself ahead of the group? Tali slowly gets back up, and Shabonne drags Aveil up. Shabonne feeds Aveil to Tali’s gut wrench! DOMINATOR!! Shabonne helps Tali get up again, and they stand over Aveil. Tali still went 2-1, will she rise to the top of HPW by force?
Million Rupee Championship Moon Madness Match: Majora VS ???
The Monster Mask took this belt back for the UnderWorld Order, still cheating Kevin Gibdo even though it was all No Disqualifications style matches. But now, he’ll have to put his money where his mouth is, facing a mystery opponent! Will Majora regret making such a gamble? Or will he still be worth his weight in gold?
Everyone watches the ramp for Majora’s opponent, and out walks Chancellor Cole? Well, he surely can’t be the one, but “Ladies and gentlemen,” he gives his introduction as “the Special Counsel for The Man with the Iron Claw, who will soon adorn it with the most lavish title in the land! That man is none other than BYRRRNE…! LOKOMAAA~!” Obviously that’s who Cole was bringing along. The introductions don’t really need to be made, but the belt is raised, and the gamble begins with the first spin of the wheel! They start with… FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!
Falls Count Anywhere!
Well that makes this easy. Not only can these two do anything, they can go anywhere! The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally, Majora and Byrne feel things out, then Majora kicks Byrne low! The fans boo while Majora headlocks. Majora grinds Byrne, but Byrne throws body shots. Byrne powers up and out, but Majora runs him over! The fans boo but Majora soaks up that heat. Byrne bails out, Cole coaches him up, but Majora builds speed, slides out, and LARIATS Byrne down! The fans boo but Majora tells them to shut up. Majora drags Byrne up, brings him around to the desk, and fakes smacking Byrne off the top.
Rusl tells Majora not to mess around. But also, he wouldn’t mind if Byrne ate table, referencing when Byrne was calling him out from last year. Majora whips Byrne hard into barriers! Byrne falls in a heap, the fans boo, but Majora storms up on Byrne. Majora stomps Byrne, drags him up, and brings him around to whip into more barriers! The fans boo more, but Majora goes looking under the ring. Fans chant for tables, but Majora brings out a chair instead. The fans boo as he holds it up, and also flips them off. Majora storms over to Byrne, JAMS him up, and then SMACKS him on the back! Fans boo while Byrne staggers away.
Majora stalks Byrne to the ramp, and fans boo more as Majora SMACKS Byrne again! Byrne falls over, Cole protests, but Majora threatens Cole now. Majora goes back to Byrne, but Byrne grabs the chair with his iron claw! The two fight over the chair, Majora swings Byrne into the post! Majora then takes aim, but Byrne dodges! Chair hits post and Majora is disarmed! Byrne then runs up to DECK Majora! The fans fire up, we’re under a minute, and Byrne grabs the chair. Byrne sits the chair up, drags Majora up with the IRON CLAW to his face, and aims for the chair! The fans count with the countdown as Byrne aims for the chair!
“THREE! TWO! ONE! BRR!” The wheel spins again, right as Majora fights off the lift! Majora CLUBS Byrne’s arm, breaks free, and kicks low. Majora suplexes Byrne onto the chair! The wheel lands on… BULL ROPE MATCH!
Bull Rope Match!
The ring crew fetches the bull rope, the ref tells Majora to stop, but Majora drags Byrne up. Majora puts Byrne in the ring, covers, but the ref says no, they have to put the bull rope on first. Majora gets mad but these are technically the rules he established. Majora demands they bring the rope, the crewman gives the rope to the ref, and the ref gives Majora one end. Majora straps in while the ref checks on Byrne. Byrne sits up, the ref explains what’s going on, and Byrne takes the other end of the rope. Byrne straps in, the ref says now they can continue, and Majora reels Byrne in using the rope! LARIAT! The fans boo, Majora covers, TWO!
Majora drags Byrne around using the bull rope, then stands him up in a corner. Majora stomps a mudhole into Byrne, and he just keeps going! No disqualifications and all that. Majora stops after about 20 stomps, then roars while fans boo. Byrne sputters, Majora drags him up using the bull rope, and then scoops to SLAM him! Majora then gathers up the slack to LASH Byrne! Byrne writhes, the fans boo, but Majora LASHES Byrne again! Byrne writhes more, goes for the ring ropes, but Majora uses the bull rope to drag him back to center. Majora then winds up and LASHES Byrne again! Byrne writhes and spasms from the pain!
Majora soaks up the heat as the fans boo even more. Majora then sits Byrne up, wraps the bull rope around him, and CHOKES him! The fans boo, the ref reprimands but that’s all he can do. Byrne refuses to give up, so Majora stops choking him. Majora stands Byrne up, and he uses the rope to whip Byrne hard into a corner! Majora then uses the rope to swing and sends Byrne hard into another corner! Majora then reels Byrne in, scoop and SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Byrne stays in this, and we’re already under a minute on the countdown. Majora goes to a corner and takes aim as the fans rally up.
Byrne rises, Majora runs up, but Byrne ducks under Torpedo Majora! The fans fire up as Byrne uses the bull rope to drag Majora up into an IRON CLAW! And then an IRON CLAW SLEEPER, that shifts into an IRON CLAW COBRA TWIST! AKA Track Buckling! Majora flails as Byrne twists and bends him! The fans chant “TAP! TAP! TAP!” Byrne then swings Majora into an URENAGE! AKA Off The Rails! Cover, TWO! Majora survives, the countdown is back! “THREE! TWO! ONE! BRR!!” The wheel spins again, and gives us… CASKET MATCH!!
Casket Match!
The ring crew now wheels out a casket and the fans fire up. Byrne frees his hand from the bull rope, but he still LASHES Majora with it! The fans fire up as Byrne LASHES Majora again and again and again! The casket reaches ringside, Byrne uses the rope to drag Majora, but Majora digs his heels in. They tug-o-war while Majora is still on the mat. Byrne stomps Majora! Byrne storms over to the casket, opens it up, but Majora LASHES Byrne on the back of the leg! Byrne hobbles and stumbles to a corner, and Majora LASHES him again! The fans boo, Majora gets his hand free of the rope, and he CHOKES Byrne again!
The fans boo more, but Majora drags Byrne out of the ring like that. Majora dumps Byrne on the ground, throws the rope aside, and goes to the casket. Majora nods as he brings it over, this was the stipulation that beat Kevin Gibdo. Majora drags Byrne up, but Byrne fires body shots! The fans fire up as that iron fist hits hard, and then Byrne scoops Majora! Majora flails to get free, and then he shoves Byrne down! Byrne falls into the casket! Majora grabs the lid, but Byrne gets his feet up to block! Majora pushes down on the lid but Byrne doesn’t give in! Majora stops with the lid to stomp Byrne. Byrne grabs Majora’s foot!
Byrne shoves Majora away, gets himself out of the casket, and ROCKS Majora! The lid falls shot, but Byrne brings Majora around with the IRON CLAW! IRON CLAW SLAM onto the casket! The fans go nuts as Majora is bent backwards! Majora slowly slumps off the casket, Byrne opens it up, and he drags Majora inside. Byrne slams the lid shut, but it doesn’t shut because it’s all busted up! Something about that impact has warped the frame! Cole shouts for a second casket and the ring crew hurries out. And this one’s solid Mahogany! The crew hurries as fast as they can with time running out for this stipulation!
Byrne drags Majora out of the busted casket and over to the second. Cole has the crew slow to a stop, and Cole even opens it up himself! But Majora BOOTS Cole! And he RAMS Byrne into barriers! The fans boo more, but now the countdown is back! “THREE! TWO! ONE! BRR!!” The wheel spins again and lands on… WOODWORK MATCH!
Woodwork Match!
Wait, what’s a Woodwork match? The ring announcer, Purah, is given a note. “In honor of the fifth anniversary, Majora introduces the Woodwork match. Any weapon is allowed, so long as it is made out of or contains wood.” Well, that second casket qualifies, doesn’t it? Majora picks Byrne up to SPINEBUSTER him on the wood casket! Byrne slumps to the floor, Majora drags Byrne up and puts him in the ring. Majora takes aim from a corner while the fans boo, and Byrne stands up into a TORPEDO MAJORA! Cover, Majora wins!
Winner: Majora, by pinfall (still Million Rupee Champion)
Majora holds up the title, having brutalized the former Dark Horse. The fans boo, but wait, the lights go down! The tron turns on, and there’s a warped version of the UnderWorld Order’s theme playing as if in the distance. There’s backwards speech, and text appears on screen, as if typed backwards. It eventually reads, “The following atonement will be paid for by the uWo.” Then we get a replay of how Scaldera & Majora set that casket on fire back at HyruleMania! Then the tron goes to static before cutting out. The lights come back on, and is the wood casket opening on its own?! The fans go nuts as it’s KEVIN GIBDO!
His bandages are tattered, but there’s rage in his eyes as he rises out of the casket! Majora is frozen in place looking at this scene! Kevin storms up to the ring, and Majora scrambles out the other side! But Kevin grabs him by the foot! Kevin drags Majora back in, and he rains down fists on the back of Majora’s head! The fans are thunderous, Kevin lets off to grab the belt! Kevin aims at Majora, and CLOBBERS him with the belt! The fans fire up more as Majora is down! Kevin stands over him, holding up the belt. Will Kevin have his revenge on Majora and reign once again?
21 Person Championship Contract Battle Royal!
Groose, Yunobo, Ashei, Odolwa, Donny B. Kool, Cia, Volga, Nabooru, the uWo’s Hollywood ReDead, Gomess & Grim Creeper, Arrow Club’s Fin Balure, Ruto, Bad Croc Scaly & Torbevito, The Dark Forces’ Ghirahim, Zant, Militron, Lupay & Harlequin, and even Gold Lynel. They all fell in the Triforce Tournament, but they all have a chance at redemption! Who will be the one that outlasts 20 to have their own golden opportunity?
The bell rings, and pretty much everyone looks at Gold Lynel. He’s the biggest and the baddest, so he finds himself surrounded by all 20 opponents. And then all 20 converge! The fans fire up as they all punch and kick and CLUB Lynel, but then he EXPLODES out! Lynel DECKS Groose, DECKS Donny, DECKS Volga, DECKS Zant, DECKS Gomess, and DECKS Lupay! Odolwa ROUNDHOUSES Lynel, Lynel staggers, but then he ROCKS Odolwa! Harlequin CROSSBODIES, but Lynel catches him! Lynel THROWS Harlequin up and out! Lynel ELIMINATES Harlequin! Fin CHOPS Lynel! Lynel HEADBUTTS Fin down! Zant jumps on for a SLEEPER!
The fans are actually cheering Zant for once, but Lynel reaches back, and he THROWS Zant over the ropes! Lynel ELIMINATES Zant! Lupay SUPERKICKS Lynel! Lynel shakes that off and glares at Lupay, then grabs him with both hands! Lynel THROWS Lupay out onto Harlequin and Zant! Lynel ELIMINATES Lupay! ReDead BOOTS Lynel! Ghirahim CHOPS Lynel! Lynel DECKS ReDead, but Yunobo RAMS Lynel! Lynel staggers, Scaly RAMS him! Militron RAMS Lynel, too! Yunobo, Scaly and Militron all run, TRIPLE SHOULDER TACKLES!! The fans are all fired up as Lynel is dazed, and the others all swarm him again!
As big as Lynel is, when it’s Militron, Yunobo, Scaly, Groose, even ReDead, Odolwa and Nabooru working together, they all hoist him up and over the top rope! They DUMP Lynel out of the ring and ELIMINATE him!! The fans are thunderous as the One True Monster is no longer a threat to the champions of Hyrule! Lynel is furious and wants back in, but he stands down as it’s still 16v1. Lynel leaves in a huff, and now the remaining entrants battle each other! Nabooru and Ruto scrap as old rivals, the rest of Arrow Club go after the uWo, and Cia & Volga go after Ghirahim together. Yunobo throws heavy hands with Militron as fans chant “MEAT! MEAT!”
Fin CHOPS ReDead, but ReDead ROCKS Fin in return. Gomess throws body shots on Scaly, and Creeper CHOKES Torbevito on the ropes! Fin fires hands on ReDead, Creeper goes after Fin, and Torbevito CLUBS Creeper from behind. Ghirahim kicks Volga, CHOPS Cia, then ROCKS Volga! Cia ENZIGIRIS Ghirahim, Volga THROWS Ghirahim over the top rope, but Ghirahim lands safe on the apron. Volga takes a swing, Ghirahim blocks it to ROCK Volga! Cia runs up but Ghirahim RAMS into her! Ghirahim slips in and CHOPS Volga down! Odolwa BOOTS Ghirahim down! Ashei ROCKS Odolwa and reels him in for a fireman’s carry!
Ashei aims for ropes, but Odolwa grabs ropes to fight back. Odolwa slips free and mule kicks Ashei! Nabooru has Ruto up on the top rope but Ruto clings on for dear life! Torbevito kicks Nabooru to save Ruto. Ruto ROCKS Nabooru in the back with a forearm! Ruto and Torbevito work together and have Nabooru on the ropes now. Groose JABS Donny, fans shout “GROOSE!” Donny JABS JABS, “You Better Believe It!” “GROOSE!” JAB JAB, “You Better Believe It!” Scaly CLOBBERS Donny into Groose! Gomess goes after Scaly again, Scaly puts Gomess in the corner and stomps a mudhole in! Donny gets up to go after Scaly!
Scaly DECKS Donny, Gomess ROCKS Scaly, then pushes him onto the ropes. ReDead helps Gomess lift Scaly, but Fin goes after Gomess. Torbevito runs up on ReDead and uses the ropes, WHIRL- NO, ReDead stops the DDT! ReDead atomic drops Torbevito, then THROWS Torbevito up and over! Torbevito grabs the ropes, ReDead goes after his hands, Scaly kicks Gomess away and CLUBS ReDead! Torbevito drags ReDead over the ropes while Scaly DUMPS him up and out, Arrow Club ELIMINATES ReDead! The fans cheer, but then Gomess comes back and he DROPKICKS Scaly into Torbevito! Torbevito falls to the floor, ELIMINATED!
Gomess fires off hands on Scaly, Nabooru and Ruto go back and forth with forearms, but then Ruto KNEES low! Ruto whips, Nabooru reverses, but Ruto grabs ropes to stop herself! Nabooru runs up, Ruto pops her up and over, but Nabooru lands safe on the apron! Ruto kicks low, but Nabooru blocks! Nabooru holds onto Ruto’s foot to keep from falling off the apron, and this pulls Ruto into the ropes! Ruto flails but she can’t reach Nabooru! Nabooru pulls herself back to the apron and DRAGON SCREWS Ruto in the ropes! Ruto falls back and Nabooru rolls back into the ring. Nabooru drags Ruto up and throws her over and out to ELIMINATE her!
Creeper runs up on Nabooru and fires off fast hands. The fans boo but Nabooru HEADBUTTS him in return. But then ReDead LARIATS Nabooru up and out of the ring to ELIMINATE her! The fans boo but ReDead & Creeper high-five. Donny and Groose go after them, Gomess goes after Groose. Ashei waistlocks Gomess to GERMAN SUPLEX! Odolwa WHEEL KICKS Ashei! Creeper kicks Odolwa low, fires forearms, but Odolwa UPPERCUTS Creeper! Cia DROPKICKS Odolwa and Odolwa staggers to the ropes. Volga hurries after Odolwa and tries to lift him up and out. Odolwa kicks free of Volga, then JUMP KICKS him down!
Cia jumps on Odolwa for a SLEEPER! Odolwa grabs at Cia, THROWS her down, and Cia goes to a corner. Odolwa stomps Cia, Ashei CLOBBERS Odolwa into the corner! Ashei and Cia work together to lift Odolwa up onto the ropes. Odolwa fights back, kicks Ashei away, but Volga comes running in! Odolwa TOSSES Volga up and out of the ring to ELIMINATE him! Odolwa then SUPERKICKS Ashei! Cia fires furious fists, but Odolwa DUMPS her out! Cia lands on the apron, Odowla brawls with Ashei. Cia stands up, Odolwa SHOVES Ashei into her! Cia falls, but Volga is there to catch her! The fans cheer while Volga helps Cia back up.
Odolwa scoops Ashei, swings around, and Ashei’s feet hit Cia! Cia falls onto Volga and to the floor, ELIMINATED! The fans boo, but Ashei fights free. Ashei fireman’s carries Odolwa, and then military presses him! But Odolwa slips free! And he LARIATS Ashei up and out to ELIMINATE her! Odolwa talks trash, as this is payback for losing to her in the tournament. But then Gomess LARIATS Odolwa up and out of the ring to ELIMINATE him! Gomess turns around into a CHOP from Fin! Scaly ROCKS ReDead with a big right hand! Creeper jumps on Scaly’s back for a SLEEPER! Scaly claws at him, but ReDead returns to BOOT Scaly!
Fin CHOPS ReDead again, but ReDead ROCKS Fin! ReDead pushes Fin against the ropes and CHOKES him! The fans boo, but Fin breaks free and turns things around to CHOP ReDead again! And CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Scaly still has Creeper on him like a backpack as he runs at ReDead! Scaly LARIATS ReDead and himself up and over, bringing Creeper along for the ride! TRIPLE ELIMINATION!! Fin is shocked, but now he’s the only Arrow Club member left in the match! Ghirahim CHOPS Fin! Militron and Yunobo RAM into each other again! And again! And again! The fans again chant “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!”
Yunobo RAMS Militron, Militron rebounds and he RAMS Yunobo again! Yunobo rebounds, but Militron scoops him for a SCRAPBUSTER! The fans boo, but Groose JABS Militron! Donny JABS JABS Militron, “You Better Believe It!” Groose JABS Militron again, “GROOSE!” Donny JABS JABS, “You Better Believe it!” “GROOSE!” JAB JAB “You Better Believe It!” Now Groose joins the rhythm, “GROOSE GROOSE! You Better Believe It! GROOSE GROOSE! You Better Believe It!” Groose & Donny double whip Militron to ropes, but Militron DOUBLE LARIATS! Well, no, Groose ducked that but Donny is down!
Groose runs up and he LARIATS Militron! But Militron stays up! Groose runs and LARIATS again, but Militron still stays up! Groose runs again, but into a POP-UP POWERBOMB! Militron roars, the fans boo, but Donny runs up to fire more fists! No more jabs, Donny be firing haymakers! The fans fire up behind Donny, and is he glowing? Militron takes a swing, but Donny leans back, propped up by his tail! Then Donny springs up to STUNNER! Militron drops to a knee, Donny runs up, POPPIN’ MY COLLAR BONE! HIDDEN BLADE!! Ghirahim blindsides Donny, hauls him up and THROWS him out to ELIMINATE him!
The fans boo, but Ghirahim just smiles and takes a bow. But the RIGHT HAND O’ THE GODDESS finds him! The fans fire up for Groose, but Gomess creeps up behind him. But Yunobo turns Gomess around to HEADBUTT! Gomess staggers, Groose sees him, RIGHT HAND O’ THE GODDESS! Gomess staggers around again, Yunobo TOSSES him up and out to ELIMINATE him! No more UnderWorld Order in this match, and we’re down to five! Ghiram tells Militron to get up, they’re the only ones on the same team at this point. But this just gets Groose, Yunobo & Fin to go after them, 3v2!
Fin fires shots on Ghirahim while Yunobo and Groose go after big Militron! Yunobo & Groose double whip, but Militron reverses to send Yunobo away. Groose JABS Militron, Yunobo rebounds, but Militron sidesteps so Yunobo CLOBBERS Groose! Yunobo apologizes, Militron BLINDSIDE LARIATS Yunobo! Fin CHOPS Ghirahim in a corner, but Ghirahim turns that around to CHOP him! Ghirahim CHOPS again and again and again, then feeds Fin to Militron! POP-UP- NO! Fin rains down fists to fight the bomb! Fin slips free, fires hands on Militron, but Ghirahim storms up. Fin ELBOWS Ghirahim away!
Militron kicks Fin low to suplex! Fin flails, lands safe on the apron, and he facelock GUILLOTINES Militron across the top rope! The fans rally for Fin, but then Ghirahim runs up to SHOVE both Militron and Fin off the apron! DOUBLE ELIMINATION! The fans boo but Ghirahim just shrugs. All he cares about is winning, and he’s part of the final three! Ghirahim watches as Groose and Yunobo finally get up. The fans rally, Ghirahim storms up on Yunobo to fire hands! The fans boo, but then Yunobo blocks a shot and he ROCKS Ghirahim! Ghirahim comes back to ROCK Yunobo, then CHOP Yunobo!
Ghirahim ROCKS Yunobo again, but then Groose hooks Ghirahim’s arms! Ghirahim fights the chicken wings, BOOTS Yunobo away, but Groose turns Ghirahim around! Ghirahim shoves Groose away, then CHOPS! Groose clutches his chest as he falls back, but a glowing Yunobo runs up to POUNCE Ghirahim up and out of the ring to ELIMINATE him!! The fans are thunderous as it’s now just Yunobo and Groose! Yunobo helps Groose to his feet, and the fans rally as the two stare down. They circle, the fans duel, and the fists start flying! The fans cheer as Groose ROCKS Yunobo, but then Yunobo ROCKS Groose!
The fans duel, “GROOSE! GORO~! GROOSE! GORO~!” as the shots go back and forth again. Groose kicks low, fires body shots, then HEADBUTTS! But that hurts Groose! Groose still ducks ‘n’ dodges Yunobo to then RAM him! Yunobo comes back, but Groose gets around to chicken wing the arms! The fans rally as Yunobo fights against the turn, and he booty bumps Groose away! Yunobo runs, GORO GORO- NO, Groose KNEES Yunobo out of the gore! Groose brings Yunobo up, aims for the ropes, and whips, only for Yunobo to turn it around! Groose goes up and out, YUNOBO WINS!
Winner: Yunobo
The fans are thunderous while Groose is rather stunned! Yunobo stands tall, and is now the #1 contender to whatever title he wants! Yunobo grabs a mic, and after the crowd calms down, he says, “Um… H-Hi. This is really a surreal moment. I know only last year, I won the Triforce Tournament, but I’m not upset missing out on the finals this year. Th-that’s not because I just won the battle royal, but because I made some bad choices after winning. But this year, I’m going to make a choice that I can be proud of. I want to honor my family’s legacy by going after the championship my grandfather fought so hard for. I want to be Death Mountain Champion!”
The fans cheer, but Yunobo wanting the Death Mountain Championship means he’s calling out Igos du Ikana! Will Yunobo knock the Ruler of Ruin off his throne? Or will he fail to climb Death Mountain?
HPW Triforce Tournament Triple Threat Finals: GANON VS Sidon VS Thunderbird!
The Sixth Triforce Tournament comes to a close, with the Gerudo Ace returning to where it all began. He is once again the Triforce of Power, but he meets new contenders from the Brackets of Wisdom and Courage. Will Ganon add the trophy to his Triple Crown? Or will someone else have their chance at the Triforce World Championship?
The introductions are made, the trophy is on display, and we see whose name goes down in history!
The bell rings and the fans rally up. The three circle, feel things out, and Thunderbird elbows Sidon! Ganon ROCKS Thunderbird, then stomps away in the corner! The fans boo, but Sidon storms up to fire forearms on Ganon! Ganon DECKS Sidon, but Thunderbird CHOPS Ganon! Ganon seethes and CHOPS Thunderbird off his feet! Ganon then turns around to drag Sidon up. Ganon DECKS Sidon again, then stomps away at the center of the ring. The fans boo, but Ganon whips Sidon at Thunderbird, only for Thunderbird to BOOT Sidon down! Thunderbird rushes Ganon but Ganon CLOBBERS him! Ganon deadlift suplexes Thunderbird, covers, TWO!
Sidon comes back but Ganon kicks him low. Ganon RAMS Sidon into buckles, Sidon throws down some elbows, but Ganon clinches to OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEX Sidon! Thunderbird gets up, Ganon RAMS him into the other corner, and then gives him an OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Ganon seethes while the fans boo, and Ganon watches the other two closely. Thunderbird gets up first, takes a swing, but Ganon ROCKS him first! Ganon fires off with haymaker after haymaker, then whips Thunderbird to ropes. Thunderbird comes back and Ganon BACKDROPS him! Thunderbird flounders to the ropes, Ganon runs up, but Thunderbird DUMPS him out!
The fans fire up as Thunderbird takes aim, and he PLANCH- NO, Ganon moves! Thunderbird lands safe on the apron, but Sidon slides out and YANKS him down! Thunderbird hits the apron, but Ganon CLOBBERS Sidon! The fans boo but Ganon drags Thunderbird up to SMACK him off the commentary desk! Ganon clears the desk and commentary backs up. Ganon reels Thunderbird in, hoists him up, but Thunderbird RANAS Ganon into the apron! The fans fire up, and Sidon returns to CHOP Ganon! Ganon staggers away, Sidon CHOPS Thunderbird, but Thunderbird punches back. Ganon pulls the steel steps apart!
The fans boo as Ganon runs up and RAMS Thunderbird down! Ganon drops the steps, storms up on Sidon, but Sidon fires hands first. Ganon ROCKS Sidon, then shoves him at the barriers! Ganon CHOPS Sidon and Sidon slumps down. Thunderbird runs up, and he uses the steps to launch himself! Thunderbird CROSSBODIES Ganon down! The fans fire up, Thunderbird drags Ganon over to the desk. Thunderbird tries to pick Ganon up but he’s really big. Ganon throws elbows on Thunderbird but Sidon ROCKS Ganon! Sidon and Thunderbird work together to DOUBLE URENAGE Ganon through the table!!
The fans are thunderous while Ganon is down in the wreckage! Thunderbird and Sidon leave Ganon behind to go into the ring. The fans rally as these two circle now and feel things out. They tie up, Thunderbird wrenches to a wristlock, but Sidon rolls, spins, and wrenches in return. Thunderbird reaches for ropes, Sidon keeps him back, then Sidon wrangles Thunderbird with a top wristlock. Thunderbird kips up, handsprings back, then slips through and reels Sidon into a COBRA TWIST! The fans duel as Sidon endures, and Sidon fights his way around to switch the COBRA TWIST onto Thunderbird!
Thunderbird pries at the hold, gets a leg free and he HIP TOSSES Sidon! Sidon gets up, Thunderbird rushes him to whip, but Sidon reverses. Thunderbird comes back to tilt-o-whirl and DDT! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Sidon stays in this, but Thunderbird keeps Sidon down with an armlock. Thunderbird grinds the shoulder but Sidon endures and the fans rally up. Sidon rolls, spins, and reaches up to TWISTING HEADSCISSOR! Sidon holds Thunderbird down, then pushes up to put on the pressure. Thunderbird endures, even as Sidon pushes up for more pressure. Sidon rests back but Thunderbird bridges and rolls back.
Thunderbird pops out of the headscissors, Sidon ducks the Penalty Kick to sunset flip! TWO, and now Thunderbird ducks a Penalty Kick to sunset flip, to then jackknife bridge! TWO, both men scramble up, Sidon ELBOWS Thunderbird! Thunderbird SOBATS, KICKS, and SOBATS again! Thunderbird runs, Sidon follows, but Thunderbird goes Matrix to duck the lariat! Thunderbird CALF KICKS Sidon, Sidon staggers back to the ropes and rebounds, and Thunderbird drop toeholds him down! Thunderbird shifts to hook the leg, STF! Sidon flails, reaches out, but it’s not like ropebreaks will do much in a Triple Threat.
Wait, Ganon is back on his feet! Ganon storms up to the apron, Thunderbird lets Sidon go to ELBOW Ganon back down! Ganon staggers, Thunderbird builds speed, and Thunderbird DIVES! Direct hit and both men fall onto the wreckage of the desk! The fans fire up, Thunderbird hurries back to the ring, but into a FLAPJACK! Sidon holds on and rolls back to a HALF CRAB! Thunderbird endures as Sidon sits deep on the hold! Thunderbird reaches out for the ropes, but Sidon drags him back. Thunderbird turns over, kicks at Sidon, but Sidon grabs that leg, too! Sidon works on turning Thunderbird over again, but Thunderbird FLINGS Sidon away!
The fans fire up as Thunderbird and Sidon hurry to their feet, and Sidon ROCKS Thunderbird! Thunderbird BACKHANDS Sidon! Sidon UPPERCUTS Thunderbird, whips, but Thunderbird reverses! Sidon goes up and out to the apron, Thunderbird runs up, but Sidon ducks the lariat! Sidon throws Thunderbird down by his mask, but Thunderbird kips up! Thunderbird CHOPS Sidon, Sidon flops to the apron and then the floor, and Thunderbird builds speed! But Ganon trips Thunderbird! Ganon drags Thunderbird out and THROWS him at the barriers! Ganon storms into the ring, and he builds speed?! Ganon then rebounds off the ropes to flip everyone off.
The fans boo, Ganon laughs, but Sidon springboards in! FLYING RANA! Ganon is sent tumbling away, Thunderbird springboards in! Sidon dodges, Thunderbird rolls through the landing, and both men rebound, into a DOUBLE CROSSBODY! Both Sidon and Thunderbird are down and the fans are thunderous! Ganon rises up, goes to the apron, but then Sidon and Thunderbird both kip up! And they’re glowing? There’s been a lot of glowing lately, what’s that about? Ganon storms into the ring, the three reset, and the fans rally up. Ganon swings on Thunderbird, Thunderbird dodges to swing on Sidon but Sidon dodges.
Sidon RAMS Ganon but Ganon stays put. Thunderbird comes back, Sidon moves and the DROPKICK hits Ganon! Ganon staggers back, rebounds, but both Thunderbird and Sidon dodge the double lariats! Thunderbird runs up, tilt-o-whirls, but Ganon stops the DDT! Ganon throws Thunderbird to Sidon, Sidon catches Thunderbird into a waistlock! They go to ropes, Thunderbird bucks the O’Conner, but Sidon comes right back, into a SUPERKICK! Sidon wobbles, Ganon reels him in for a NECKBREAKER! Ganon kips up, clutches his back a second, and Thunderbird springboards to DRAGON RANA! Cover, SIDON BREAKS IT!
“This is Awesome!” as all three men are down again! Thunderbird kicks at Sidon from the mat, upset about what just happened, but Sidon gets mad at the kicks. Sidon lunges to throw a forearm, Thunderbird gives it back. Sidon swings again but Thunderbird catches him to a FUJIWARA ARMBAR! The fans rally while Sidon endures, but Ganon grabs Thunderbird’s legs! Ganon deadlifts Thunderbird to GANON BOMB him onto Sidon’s back!! The fans boo, but Ganon then drags Thunderbird up into underhooks for the DEMISE DRIVER!! But Ganon isn’t done there, as he goes to the corner and watches Sidon.
Sidon slowly stands up, he stares Ganon down, and Sidon grins? Sidon dares Ganon to bring it! KICK OF CALAMITY!! Cover, Ganon wins!
Winner: Ganon, by pinfall (2025 Triforce Tournament winner)
Sidon and Thunderbird fought valiantly, but it seems there was no stopping the Gerudo Ace from winning the prize. HPW General Manager Nicholas Foolyere brings the trophy into the ring, hands it to Ganon, and Ganon holds it up. The pyro goes off, in red, green and gold. Ganon will return to the Triforce World Championship, but which classic rival will he face?
Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship: Link VS Zelda!
There’s a lot of history here. The Hero of Hyrule is the historic inaugural and THREE-TIME Triforce Champion. The Princess of Hyrule is the longest-reigning Goddess Champion at a full TWO YEARS. And Zelda put it on herself that this is her ONE FINAL chance! It’s now or never, all or nothing! Will Zelda finally be Undisputed?
Speaking of history, Link and Zelda are wearing remakes of the classic gear they wore five years ago! Zelda even has the Sheik turban loosely wrapped around the top of her head. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is truly the best in the world!
The bell rings, the fans are thunderous already, but the two stare down. The fans start to duel, “Let’s Go, Zelda!” “Let’s Go, Link!” Link and Zelda slowly circle, the fans rally up, and the two approach. They feel things out, circle a bit more, then knuckle lock. They go shoulder to shoulder in a Test of Strength, but Link is already pushing Zelda back. Zelda uses that to turn things around and put Link on the ropes. Zelda still pushes her shoulder into Link but Tiger Sahasrahla counts the ropebreak. The two let go slowly, and Zelda backs off while the fans applaud. The two reset, the fans rally again, and Zelda slips around to waistlock.
Link switches, Zelda breaks free to wrench. Link wrenches and wristlocks in return but Zelda rolls, bridges, spins, and gets free. Fans cheer the exchange and the two reset again. They tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, Zelda headlocks and hits a takeover, but Link headscissors. Zelda kips free, has a leg, and spins through for a toehold. Link chinbars his way to the chinlock but Zelda slips out the back and drop toeholds Link down. Zelda floats around to a facelock, but Link fights up. Link shoves Zelda away, they tie up again, and Link puts Zelda back on the ropes. Sahasrahla counts, Zelda turns things around again, so Sahasrahla restarts the count.
Zelda lets off slowly, but then fakes a chop! Zelda smirks and boops Link on the nose. Link sighs but the fans applaud as Zelda backs off. They reset again, tie up, and Zelda wrenches to then tilt-o-whirl RANA, but Link handsprings through! The fans applaud, but Zelda storms up to clinch and whip. Link reverses, but then Zelda counters the hip toss to an arm-drag and armlock, that Zelda then rolls and turns Link over for ghost pin! TWO, but Zelda stays hooked on Link’s arms! The fans rally as Link powers through to sit up! Link fights to his feet, but Zelda shifts to an IRON OCTOROK! Link powers through again to fireman’s carry!
Zelda flails and gets away, but then Link avoids the uppercut! Link shoves Zelda to ropes, but Zelda blocks the chop! Zelda wrenches but Link avoids the Pele! Link grabs a leg, Zelda rolls and reels Link in, but Link uses that to BOW ‘N’ ARROW! Zelda pops free, covers, ONE, and Link arm-drags! The two stand off and the fans chant, “This is Wrestling! This is Wrestling!” Link rushes up, Zelda sweeps the leg and covers, ONE! Link sweeps the legs to cover, ONE! Link feints superkick, and then he boops Zelda’s nose in return! The fans cheer while Link smirks and Zelda sarcastically smirks back. The two then reset and circle again.
The two tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, ZSJ wrenches and wristlocks, then they knuckle lock. Zelda rolls and traps an arm but Link fights the tweak! Zelda pushes and pushes, and TWEAKS the arm! Zelda goes for that arm, Link whips her away and they RAM shoulders! Fans cheer as neither falls, so Zelda runs again and RAMS Link! Link stays up, kicks and headlocks, but Zelda powers up and out. They RAM shoulders again, Link rebounds to run Zelda over! The fans cheer while Link looms over Zelda, then stalks her to a corner. Zelda stands, and Link CHOPS! The fans “WOO~!” while Zelda sputters and sits down. Link eggs Zelda on while the fans duel.
Zelda stands, Link whips her corner to corner, Zelda reverses but Link goes up and over. Link keeps moving, Zelda ducks the lariat and comes back to SHOTGUN Link down! The fans fire up while Zelda hurries to cover, TWO! Zelda keeps Link down with a cravat and cranks the neck. Link endures and fights up as the fans rally. Link clubs the arms to get free, but Zelda just cravats again! Link rolls, but Zelda rolls with him to hold on! Fans cheer as they both stand, and Zelda snapmares, only for Link to handspring through! SUPERKICK! Zelda wobbles, Link whips, Zelda reverses, but Link RANAS! Zelda tumbles out while fans fire up.
Link goes to the ropes, takes aim, and PLANCHAS, but Zelda moves! Link lands on the apron, Zelda slides into the ring, but ROCKS Zelda first! Link steps in, but Zelda grabs a leg, DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Link is stuck in the ropes, and Zelda KICKS him in the chest! The fans fire up while Link coughs and flops to the mat. Zelda stalks him, then runs up to PENALTY KICK an arm! Link clutches his elbow while he writhes on the ground, and Zelda’s right after him! Link kicks at Zelda and she backs off, picking her spot. Link gets up and shields his left arm, then CHOPS! Zelda still goes for the left arm, Link slips past her, then CHOPS!
Link CHOPS again, but Zelda HYLIAN KISS HEADBUTTS! Link wobbles, Zelda runs, but Link SUPER- NO, Zelda blocks that to an ANKLE LOCK! Then KNEEBAR!! Link is caught but he flails for the ropes! Zelda shifts to a HALF CRAB, then a toehold! Zelda wants the crossface but Link has the ROPEBREAK! Sahasrahla counts, Zelda lets go and fans fire up. Zelda eggs Link on, the fans rally up, and Zelda brings Link to his feet. Zelda UPPERCUTS, Link CHOPS again! The fans fire up, Zelda nods, and she UPPERCUTS again! Link grimaces as he stays up, and he CHOPS again! Zelda eggs Link on, then she catches the chop to UPPERCUT the arm!
Link now clutches his right elbow, Zelda whips just to WRING the arm! Zelda jumps on to go for the chicken wing! Link scrambles around to fight off the Impa Lock, reaches out for ropes, but then Zelda shifts to chicken wing that arm! IMPA LOCK!! The fans are thunderous as Link endures and keeps moving around! Link kicks and reaches out, ROPEBREAK!! The fans cheer, Sahasrahla counts, and Zelda lets go at 4. Zelda is a bit frustrated, but she stalks Link to a corner. Zelda wraps his arms around ropes and pulls! The fans are torn, Sahasrahla counts, and Zelda lets go at 4, to KICK Link in the chest again!
Link coughs and sputters, but Zelda stands him up to KICK again! Link staggers, Zelda KICKS, but Link blocks! Zelda tries a punch but Link blocks that, too, to DRAGON SCREW ARM-DRAG COMBO! The fans fire up as Link waits on Zelda to sit up, then he runs in, but Zelda ducks the Shining Wizard! And the Boomerang! Zelda has a leg, DRAGON- NO, Link steps through the Dragon Screw and rolls to fireman’s carry Zelda! BOMBOS MEDALLION! Cover, TWO! The fans are thunderous as Link takes aim again. Zelda sits up, Link hesitates, but he still BUZZSAWS and HEEL KICKS! Link then brings Zelda up into the clinch! BLADE-
NO, Zelda slips free of Bladerunner to chicken wing an arm! Link fights around the Impa Lock again, Zelda switches arms again, but Link arm-drags free! Zelda hurries back up, but into a MASTER SWORD! Zelda flops out of the ring before Link can cover! The fans are thunderous again while Link is frustrated. Sahasrahla starts a ring count while Link waits on Zelda to get up. Zelda is dazed but she sits up at 4 of 10, then staggers to her feet at 6. Link builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit at the ramp and the fans fire up again! Link hurries to get Zelda into the ring, then he goes up top! ICE ARROW, but Link has to bail out as Zelda moves!
Zelda runs up and hops onto Link for a CODE- NO, Link stops the Code Red and FLINGS Zelda back! Zelda lands out, MASTER SWORD! The fans are thunderous again as Link underhooks Zelda and gets her up for TEARS- NO, Zelda slips free to hit CODE RED after all!! Cover, TWO!!! Zelda almost had Link, and the fans are electric while both of them are down! “This is Awesome!” as Link stirs. Zelda stands and hobbles over while the fans rally. Zelda stands Link up, but Link fires a forearm! There wasn’t much to it, but Zelda still scowls. Zelda UPPERCUTS! Link wobbles, but he comes back to throw another forearm!
Zelda shrugs that off to UPPERCUT! Zelda eggs Link on, Link shakes out his arms and winds up to ROCK Zelda! The fans fire up while Zelda staggers. Zelda comes back to UPPERCUT and UPPERCUT and UPPERCUT from both sides! Link drops to his knees and fans fire up again! Zelda stands Link back up, but Link breaks free and SUPERKICKS! And SUPERKICKS! The legs still work, but then Zelda blocks the third shot to reel Link and scoop! Link flails and gets free, then shoves Zelda. Zelda comes back, Link SUPERKICKS again! Zelda drops to her knees, Link grabs her arms! LIGHT- NO, Zelda ducks the knee!
Zelda stands up and she has Link in a pump handle, MINUET OF FOREST! TWO!! Link gets free in time, swings, but Zelda ducks it to half nelson! REQUIEM OF SPIRIT, but Link lands out! HOOK SHOT KICK! Link reels Zelda in, suplexes, FALCON- STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE!! Link staggers, Zelda unleashes the BOLERO OF FIRE! ENZIGIRI and Link staggers around. Zelda reels Link in for a SERENADE OF WATER! Then Zelda underhooks him into a NOCTURNE OF SHADOW! The fans rally harder as Link fights the butterfly guillotine hold! Link reaches out, but Zelda grabs that free arm to add a KIMURA on top of this!
The fans rally as hard as they can as Link still fights! Link kicks with his legs, but Zelda lets go to shift around and body scissors! Zelda rolls back and drags Link into a SHEIKAH LEG ROLL CLUTCH! TWO!! Link escapes in time, they both hurry to their feet, and DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Neither falls, Link tries again but Zelda BOOTS the lariat away, and BACK ELBOWS at the same time! Zelda manages to sunset flip from there, high stacks, TWO as Link pops Zelda into the sunset flip! TWO and Zelda sits on the cover! TWO and Link sunset flips again, TWO! Zelda runs up to PENALTY KICK! Now Zelda grabs Link’s arms!
Zelda winds up, but Link reels Zelda in and slips around to roll her up! TWO, but Link deadlifts Zelda! Zelda shifts around for an ARMBAR TAKEDOWN! Link fights that, but ends up in a TRIANGLE HOLD! Zelda throws down elbows and squeezes tight with her legs! Link endures and stays on his feet. Link drags Zelda along, and he reaches out with his feet! Zelda rolls back and THROWS Link over with her leg! Zelda sits on a cover! TWO as Link bridges up!! Link is free of Zelda’s legs, staggers to his feet, Zelda jumps on him for a GUILLOTINE, with body scissors! The fans rally as hard as they can as Link again fights to stay on his feet!
Link stomps his way forward, reaching out for ropes! Zelda lets go of the guillotine but not the body scissors, and she shifts over to KIMURA the arm! Link almost falls, but he still has his other arm to brace himself! Link powers up to stand again, and he slips an arm into the body scissors! Link scoops Zelda, Zelda slips free, then reels Link into the PRELUDE OF LIGHT PLEX! Zelda rolls back, but then top mounts, HYLIAN ACTUAL KISS?!? The fans go nuts and even Sahasrahla is stunned! But then he realizes Link’s shoulders are down so it’s a cover! TWO?!!? Link pushes Zelda away, and she is absolutely shocked!
Zelda slowly looks over at Link and shouts, “What, the absolute f-” Link stops her there by saying she’s the one weaponizing a kiss! The fans are going wild as Link and Zelda stare down and stand up, their match turning into a lover’s spat! Zelda SLAPS, SLAPS, and SLAPS, but Link shoots in and fireman’s carries! Zelda slips free, shoves Link, but Link comes back, into a KNEE down low! Zelda then scoops and SHEIKAH DRIVER!!! Cover, ZELDA WINS!!!
Winner: Zelda, by pinfall (NEW Undisputed HPW Triforce World Champion)
The arena erupts as Zelda suddenly shuts this down! It’s a standing ovation while both Link and Zelda down, exhausted from this true epic! The fans continue to applaud, and then Zelda slowly sits back up. She scoots around so she can look at Link. They talk while Zelda rests her forehead on his. They both seem rather emotional, but also smiling. Zelda helps Link stand up, and Nick Foolyere returns so that he can present the title to the new champion. Zelda tears up even more as he helps her put it around her waist for the very first time. The fans cheer more as Foolyere fetches a microphone for Zelda to speak.
Fans chant, “You Deserve It!” and Zelda beams with a big smile. She wipes away a tear, thanks everyone for saying that. “This is so surreal. I know there are many of you who have supported me since day one, and I could spend forever telling you how much that means to me. I know my biggest supporters are actually here in this ring. My father, Nicholas Foolyere, and of course, Link. I could spend forever telling you two how much you mean to me, and I don’t think it’d be enough. But I do want to say that-” Wait, there’s a commotion, and Ganon is storming his way down the ramp, Triforce Trophy in hand, and The Dark Forces at his back.
Link and Zelda stand their ground, even though this is 7v2. But then Yunobo, Sidon, Thunderbird, and a few others from the battle royal hurry out from backstage to flank The Dark Forces from behind! The fans cheer as Ganon and his goons find themselves surrounded in a more even fight! But then Tali slithers in from the crowd side?! Shabonne shouts, “SUP, CHAMP?!” This gets Link and Zelda to turn around, Tali runs up, and Link shoves Zelda aside! Link takes the SPEAR!! Zelda is furious and she rushes Tali! They brawl, things spill out to the floor, and the rest of the Dark Forces brawl with Yunubo and the others!
The fans are going nuts as it is chaos all over ringside! Security, referees and even producers rush out but stopping this is easier said than done! Tali RAMS Zelda into steel steps, knocking them apart! Ganon storms up, Tali strips the belt off of Zelda, and she hands it to Ganon! Is Tali with the Dark Forces now?! Ganon grins as he sees Link sputtering back up. Ganon slides into the ring, and Tali drags Zelda up to make her watch as Ganon CLOBBERS Link with the belt!! Zelda is furious but Tali holds her down with an armlock! Link flounders out of the ring, Zant brings out handcuffs! Zant and Tali push Zelda against the apron so they can cuff one of her hands!
Tali overpowers Zelda and cuffs her to the middle rope! Ganon laughs as the Dark Forces block the way from the stage to the ramp! No one can get through as Zant fetches Link, who is busted open from the belt shot! Ganon taunts Zelda while holding up the title. Zelda tries to hit Ganon but the cuff keeps her anchored at the ropes! Zant feeds Link to Ganon for a GANON BOMB!! Zelda is enraged but she can’t get free! Ganon rains down fists on Link, painting himself with Link’s blood! Ganon even tastes the blood, and the fans tell Ganon he’s sick! Ganon shoves Link at Zelda, she reaches out for Link’s hand, but then Ganon drags Link away from her!
Ganon mockingly says, “Congratulations, Princess!” before he sits Link up, and rains down ELBOW after ELBOW after ELBOW! Link is already a ragdoll but Ganon keeps going! The fans boo as hard as they can, Zelda now has tears of anger in her eyes, but Shabonne is cheering for her new boss! “GANON~! GANON GANON GANON~! GANON~, GANON~!” Ganon shoves Link down, Tali BOOTS Zelda down, and Ganon picks up the Triforce World Championship again. Ganon holds it up as he stands over Link, and Zelda is down at the ropes, her one arm up because of the cuffs. Zelda’s moment of triumph has been utterly ruined, but is the future only going to grow darker?
My Thoughts:
Welp, another under-the-wire finish on writing this. I’ll power through to make sure Wrestling Is Life for May isn’t like that. But at the same time, I really like how everything turned out for this one, and there was some very recent developments in actual pro-wrestling that helped inspire the ending there. To be fair, I have never done a beatdown to close a show, so it works out that the first one is in year six, closing out the first of the HPW Big Four (the anniversary, Treasure Island, Clash of Fates, and of course HyruleMania). Also, the only other ideas I had were either Zelda goes Heel, or this was a “fake Zelda” probably portrayed by Hilda, and neither of those sat right with me.
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