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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (12/1/20)

HyruleMania is only getting bigger!

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Did you really think HPW’s #CelebrationofGreatness was complete?

The inaugural HyruleMania is only getting bigger! There will be ANOTHER match added to the card, for a new title that isn’t so new to HPW!

 

The King of Hyrule holds another press conference!

King Nicolas Foolyere welcomes the media that’s present and the viewers at home tuning in for this special announcement. The Hebra event on the Biron Snowshelf gave us new contenders for the HPW Trios Championships in The Doom Bringers, a new contender for the HPW Termina Championship in Osphala, and a new contender in the HPW Goddess Championship in Zelda. There was also the challenge issued by Ghirahim and accepted by Rauru, with Rauru’s wrestling career on the line. HPW has signed these matches to paper, but there will be another match added to the card to make it truly a #CelebrationOfGreatness!

For those who have been following along these last few months, obviously there was a lot going on with the HPW Men’s Division championship, or rather championships. When Ghirahim won the title off Groose, he turned it into the self-indulgent “Exquisite Championship.” As Ghirahim feuded with Igos du Ikana over the title, Igos brought the TCW Championship to HPW, and then won the right to call himself THE HPW Termina Champion. But HPW wishes to reinstate the foundation they were building upon. And so, at HyruleMania, HPW will crown a brand new DEATH MOUNTAIN CHAMPION!

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Media members do marvel at this design, and King Nicolas points out to those that may not know, this belt is based on the “classically iconic” design from DMW, Death Mountain Wrestling. Igos wanting to honor TCW inspired HPW to do the same about other wrestling promotions in Hyrule’s history, and what promotion better and bigger than the classic DMW? “The lineage that dates back to the days of Goro Sammartino, Pedro Zora-les and The Iron Sheikah will continue on with this title.” But for the first time ever, that lineage will expand to be an OPEN DIVISION! Much like the Trios Championships and the HPW Triforce Championship, this new HPW Death Mountain title will be open to male and female wrestlers worthy of it!

And so, to crown a new Death Mountain Champion, HPW has chosen for Fin Balure, Volga, the Great Fairy, Nabooru and Ashei to compete in a FURIOUS 5 WAY LADDER MATCH! They will have to climb up and truly rise above to prove they are worthy! King Nicolas wishes all five competitors luck at HyruleMania!


My Thoughts:

Woo! A third midcard title that is also the third open division! And I really like how embedding/embossing the mountain and letters look on the faceplate. I’m going to have a lot of fun writing a ladder match, but I feel like there’s no easy way to recreate the unpredictability of the ladders themselves without just copying something from an actual match.

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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (5/23/25)

What’s with all the glowing?

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HPW Investigates: The Glowing Aura Phenomenon…

Riju, Sidon, Thunderbird, Donny B. Kool, Yunobo. Five stars of HPW have had powerful performances, but there’s something more to it… What is the reason behind this modern mystery? And could there be another?

 

Reviewing the timeline of events…

March 21st, the Triforce Tournament Bracket Finals

As the Gerudo Sisterhood was settling its grudge, Riju fought as hard as she could as the massive underdog against the Dame of the Dunes. Riju would survive heavy impact, begin to glow as she made her comeback, but Shabonne made sure she would lose the match. On that same night, we would see Sidon and Thunderbird each have their own moment where, after surviving heavy damage, they would begin to glow and make their comebacks. From there, Sidon and Thunderbird would win their way into the Triforce Tournament Finals at the Triforce Annivesary show.

 

April 1st, The Triforce Anniversary

Not only would we see Sidon & Thunderbird each bring out that same glowing energy, but Donny B. Kool would bring out that same phenomenon during the 21 Person Battle Royal. Donny held his own, but with that many opponents, winning was unlikely, and he was eliminated fifth-to-last.

 

May 1st, Wrestling Is Life

Yunobo won that 21 Person Battle Royal in April, and made his challenge for the HPW Death Mountain Championship. Igos du Ikana was as sharp as ever, but both men pushed each other to their limits. Yunobo powered through submissions and sharp strikes, bringing about the glowing aura, but Igos still won the match and retained the title.

 

So what might this all mean?

Five stars have been seen with glowing auras during the emotional heights of these matches. Or perhaps, the glowing auras are the results of these emotional heights? Could they be brought about by the “fighting spirit” within each one and in turn bring out new strength and energy? Each one of the five certainly seemed to “dig down deep” and fight like they were rising above mortal expectations.

Another detail that must be considered is the number of people who have presented this glowing aura phenomenon. Five people, with no connections between them: Riju the Gerudo; Sidon the Zora; Thunderbird the Ruto; Donny B. Kool the Gero; and Yunobo the Goron. Granted, they’re all young, and certainly leading this new generation forward. But the number itself is a point of focus. Needless to say that in Hyrule, three is the magic number, originating with the Triforce of legend. Therefore, multiples of three are also important. Five recorded phenomena, could this be a breaking of the norm? Or could there be a sixth?

Images flash on screen of the many faces on the HPW roster. Who could it be that enters the GAP?

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