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Mitchell’s NJPW Summer Struggle Report! (8/8/21)

Super Junior Tag League, round two!

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NJPW Summer Struggle 2021

Nothing is slowing down the Super Junior round robin!

The IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions got off to a great start, will they continue it as NJPW’s Super Junior Tag League continues?

NOTE: NJPW no longer wants to feed AXS TV now that it is with Anthem and Impact Wrestling. But never fear, I will cover NJPW in the spirit of AXS in providing the most important matches of the show.

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • El Desperado & Yoshinobu Kanemaru VS Gedo & Dick Togo; Desperado & Kanemaru win.
  • Tiger Mask & Robbie Eagles VS Roppongi 3K; Tiger Mask & Robbie Eagles win.
  • Ryusuke Taguchi & Master Wato VS El Phantasmo & Taiji Ishimori; ELP & Ishimori win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Here are the current Super Jr. Tag League standings:

Tiger Mask & Robbie Eagles: 1-0, 2 points
El Desperado & Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 1-0, 2 points
El Phantasmo & Taiji Ishimori: 1-0, 2 points
Roppongi 3K: 0-1, 0 points
Gedo & Dick Togo: 0-1, 0 points
Ryusuke Taguchi & Master Wato: 0-1, 0 points

 

El Desperado & Yoshinobu Kanemaru VS Gedo & Dick Togo!

The Rogue Luchador and Heel Master kicked off this year’s Super Junior Tag League with a win over “Six or Nine,” Taguchi & Wato! Will they continue on by keeping Bullet Club’s dastardly duo down in the dumps?

Desperado fakes out Gedo and Dick, making them think his slide in is for an attack. He (supposedly) just wanted to shake their hands. But the teams sort out, Desperado politely asks an opponent step up, and Dick starts. The fans rally as Desperado and Dick circle. But then Dick bails out and Desperado asks he please return. Dick takes his time returning, and circles with Desperado again. They tie up but Dick kicks low. Dick wrenches an arm, YANKS on it, clamps on the shoulder, and clubs it! Dick wrenches again but Desperado wrenches his eyes! Gedo protests but Desperado CLUBS Dick, then headlocks. Kanemaru tags in and he gets Dick’s arm to wrench it!

Kanemaru YANKS the arm, and again, then hammerlocks the arm for a scoop and SLAM! Dick writhes but Kanemaru stomps him around. Kanemaru tags Desperado, they mug Dick, and then Desperado tells Gedo to shut up. The ref is busy with Gedo as Desperado wrenches and hammerlocks Dick. Desperado wrangles Dick, YANKS back on the arm, then uses his leg to hook it for a SNAP LOCK! Cover, TWO! Desperado gets Dick up, bumps him off Kanemaru’s boots, then tags Kanemaru. Desperado DECKS Gedo, Suzuki-Gun wrenches and whips Dick. Kanemaru runs to back elbow, then he whips Dick into Desperado’s boot.

Dick fights the back suplex combo, boots Kanemaru and punches Desperado. Kanemaru kicks, runs, but Gedo trips him! Dick hurries out as Gedo holds Kanemaru out, DOUBLE STOMP to the legs! Desperado goes out but Dick ROCKS him with a haymaker! Dick whips Desperado into railing! Desperado writhes while Gedo SLAMS Kanemaru’s leg on the apron! Gedo drags Kanemaru out, wraps his leg around railing, then BOOTS the railing to jam the leg! And again! Gedo taunts Kanemaru while pulling the leg, and he KICKS railing again! Kanemaru falls over but fans rally up for Suzuki-Gun.

The ring count climbs while Kanemaru is still down. It’s at 10 of 20 before he sits up, and climbing to 15 as he struggles to drag himself up! Kanemaru is up and in at 18, but Dick is right on him with a knee SMASH! Kanemaru writhes and clutches his leg but Dick stomps and kicks away on the bad leg! Dick drops an elbow on the leg, pulls on it in a toehold, but fans rally as Kanemaru endures. Desperado rushes in and Dick backs off, giving Kanemaru some time to rest. But Dick gets Kanemaru up then throws him out. Dick keeps the ref busy as Gedo gets chairs from under the ring. Gedo gets Kanemaru’s leg around railing, and SMACKS it with a chair!

Gedo mockingly asks if Kanemaru is still alright, but fans rally up. A new ring count starts, Kanemaru drags himself up at 10 of 20, then flounders at 15! Dick DECKS Desperado, Kanemaru claws his way back up, and Kanemaru is in at 19.5! Gedo is pissed, Dick stomps Kanemaru’s bad leg. Dick taunts Kanemaru, stomps the leg more, then stands on Kanemaru’s leg while he tags in Gedo. Gedo stomps Kanemaru’s leg, he and Dick DOUBLE KNEE SMASH Kanemaru’s legs! Gedo mocks Desperado as if he can’t hear him, and the ref has to keep Desperado back in his corner. Gedo drags Kanemaru around, turns him over and ties up his legs for a figure four!

The ref is still busy with Desperado, and Dick digs his boots into Kanemaru’s face and throat! The ref tries to stop this but there’s too much arguing going around. Desperado pushes the ref aside to MONO LOCO Gedo down! Gedo falls, but that just tortures Kanemaru’s legs more! Kanemaru gets the ropebreak, the ref wants Gedo to let him go, but Gedo claims he needs help undoing the hold! The ref undoes the hold for Gedo and Kanemaru is finally free, but Gedo still laughs as he looms over Kanemaru. Gedo stomps Kanemaru’s legs, puts them on the ropes, and he springboards to drop down on it! Dick tags in, he stomps Kanemaru, and he taunts Kanemaru.

Kanemaru takes swipes but can’t hit hard enough. Dick CLUBS Kanemaru down, Kanemaru gets up and EuroUppers! Fans rally, Dick rakes Kanemaru’s eyes! Dick CHOPS Kanemaru, whips him corner to corner, then runs in. Kanemaru BOOTS Dick, runs but into a kick! Dick runs but Kanemaru dropkicks the legs out! Both men are down, fans rally up, hot tag to Desperado! Desperado rallies on Bullet Club, Dick kicks and whips, but Desperado gets around to a roll up, ONE, STRETCH MUFFLER! NUMERO DOS!! Dick endures, writhes, reaches out, and gets the ropebreak! The ref counts, Desperado thrashes before he lets go at 4!

Desperado drags Dick from ropes to stomp his leg, but has to stop when Dick grabs rope again. Desperado gets Dick up to whip, and Dick falls over! Fans fire up with Desperado as he stomps Dick’s legs. Desperado drags Dick up but Dick ROCKS him with a right! Desperado forearms back, Dick pokes him in the eye! Dick headlocks and punches, then winds up, but Desperado stomps a foot! Dick spins Desperado around to snapmare and ghost pin, TWO! CROSSFACE! Desperado endures, fans rally up, and Desperado reaches out, but Dick rolls him from ropes! Kanemaru stomps Dick but he won’t let go! Gedo gets in to KICK Kanemaru’s bad leg!

Kanemaru bails out, Gedo goes out after him, and Dick vows to end this. Dick gets Desperado up, reels him in, underhooks the arms, PEDIGREE! Dick calls for the corner and he climbs up top! SUPER SENTON ONTO KNEES! Desperado saves himself but it was double-edged given the leg damage! Fans rally up, Dick tags in Gedo, and Gedo gets Desperado up for a JAWBREAKER! SUPER- No, Desperado blocks that! Desperado spins Gedo, but Gedo pokes him in the eye! Gedo runs, into a SPINEBUSTER! Fans fire up as Desperado crawls, tag to Kanemaru! Kanemaru brings Gedo up, but Gedo throws body shots and even goes after Kanemaru’s leg!

Gedo whips, Kanemaru reverses, and Kanemaru calf kicks Gedo down! Gedo gets to a corner, Kanemaru runs in and BOOTS! Kanemaru rolls Gedo to run and basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Kanemaru keeps cool and fans still rally as he goes to a corner. Kanemaru hops up, takes aim, but Gedo gets to the other corner. Kanemaru runs corner to corner, Gedo rolls him up, TWO! Kanemaru kicks low, reels Gedo in, but Gedo turns scoop to cradle! TWO! Gedo mule kicks, but Kanemaru trips him up first! Kanemaru drags Gedo up by his ears! And spins him, to scoop, BRITISH FALL! Cover, TWO! Gedo survives but Kanemaru keeps his focus.

Kanemaru goes back to the corner but Dick grabs at him! Desperado gets around to trip Dick! Kanemaru adjusts, Gedo gets up, DEEP- ATOMIC DROP!? Well not exactly, but whatever it is, Gedo’s savvy saves him without getting disqualified! Fans rally as both men are down, and Gedo sits up first. Kanemaru grits his teeth as he gets up in a corner again. Gedo runs in, blocks a boot and dropkicks the bad leg! Gedo still has to catch his breath as he and Kanemaru get up again. Gedo gets the leg, DRAGON SCREW! Gedo steps through, ties up the legs, FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK! Kanemaru endures as fans rally up!

Kanemaru drags himself over, reaches out, but Gedo drags him back! Dick and Desperado brawl, Kanemaru holds on and Desperado stomps Gedo! Dick knocks Desperado into the ref! Dick ROCKS Desperado, underhooks, but no Pedigree this time! BACK DROP! Fans fire up as Desperado MONO LOCOS! But Gedo BRASS KNUCKLES Desperado down!! Kanemaru gets up, but catches Gedo to a Gory Especial LOW BLOW! Kanemaru shouts to the ref, then hops up top, DEEP IMPACT!! Cover, the ref is back to count, Kanemaru & Desperado win!

Winners: Yoshinobu Kanemaru & El Desperado, by pinfall

Suzuki-Gun wins again and Bullet Club loses again! Will these trends both continue until the end of the round robin?

 

Tiger Mask & Robbie Eagles VS Roppongi 3K!

These natural predators want to keep going, while… Well, that depends. Are Desperado, ELP and Taiji all correct? Has Sho lost his spark? Has Yoh lost his drive? Is RPG3K calling it quits? Or will they find new life against Tiger & Eagles?

The teams sort out and Tiger starts with Sho. They circle, fans rally up, and the two feel out the grapple. They knuckle lock but Sho blocks Tiger’s kick. They circle again, knuckle lock again, and Sho shoots in to waistlock. Tiger wrenches free to a wristlock but Sho wrenches and wristlocks back. Tiger gets the ropes, Sho lets off cleanly and fans cheer. They go again, tie up, Sho headlocks. Tiger powers up and out but Sho runs him over. Eagles gest in, kicks, runs, but into the RPG3K drop toehold and basement dropkick combo! Eagles bails out, RPG3K double dropkick Tiger, and fans fire up!

Sho stomps Tiger, brings him back up, and whip him to ropes to elbow him down. Cover, TWO! Tag to Yoh and Yoh clubs Tiger down. Yoh stomps Tiger, then drags him up to snap suplex. Cover, TWO! Yoh wrenches Tiger, tags Sho, and Sho takes the wrench hand-off to then tag Yoh back in. Yoh CLUBS Tiger’s arm and Sho intercepts Eagles. Yoh throws a forearm on Tiger, RPG3K double whip corner to corner. Sho whips Yoh but Tiger evades to then rush Sho. Sho kicks first, has hold of Tiger, but Tiger still boots Yoh away. Tiger Mask then somersault dropkicks Sho away! Yoh comes back and throws hands, then whips Tiger to a corner. Yoh runs in but into a sobat!

Tiger KICKS Yoh down, then tags in Eagles. Fans rally up, Eagles gets Yoh turned around and drops a knee on the thigh! Eagles gets Yoh up, runs and PENALTY KICKS him down! Fans cheer and Eagles covers, TWO! Fans rally more as Eagles KICKS Yoh in the back. Eagles gets Yoh to his feet, Yoh throws heavy forearms but Eagles eggs him on. Yoh keeps throwing but Eagles dropkicks the leg out! Eagles drags Yoh around, knees the thigh, tags in Tiger Mask, and then they get Yoh up for double whips. They kick his legs out then KICK, KICK, repeat, before a DOUBLE KICK! Then they double basement dropkick sandwich! Tiger covers, TWO!

Fans rally up as Yoh hangs tough. Tiger gets Yoh up, throws forearms and Yoh staggers over. Tiger gets Yoh up, throws more forearms then KICKS Yoh down! Cover, TWO! Sho coaches Yoh, Tiger dares Yoh to get up. Yoh slowly rises and Tiger circles him. Tiger KICKS, KICKS and KICKS! Yoh grits his teeth and eggs Tiger on, then blocks a kick! DRAGON SCREW! Fans rally up as Yoh crawls over, but Tiger heads for his corner. Hot tags to Sho and Eagles! The forearms start flying and build up speed! Fans rally as things get faster and faster, and Sho gets the edge. Sho eggs Eagles on and Eagles KICKS his leg! Eagles runs but Sho follows to run Eagles over!

Fans fire up with Sho, he stomps around and Eagles rises. Sho KICKS Eagles down, covers, TWO! Sho stalks up behind Eagles, waistlocks but Eagles elbows free. Sho reels him back into a waistlock, lifts, but Eagles victory rolls but Sho pushes him to ropes. Eagles rebounds and knees Sho’s clothesline away to then rolling kick him in the back of the leg, and BLINDSIDE LARIAT! Fans fire up as Eagles and Sho go to opposite corners. Eagles runs in and DOUBLE KNEES, then rolls back to METEORA in the corner! Cover, TWO!! Sho survives and fans fire up more! Eagles keeps cool and goes to the corner. Eagles goes up top, 450’s but Sho moves!

Eagles lands on his feet, Sho rushes in but into a knee! Eagles KICKS Sho down! Eagles gets Sho back up, cravat, but Sho slips through to hit a BIG suplex! Fans fire up again as Sho and Eagles are both down. Sho and Eagles head for their corners, hot tag to Yoh! Yoh DECKS Tiger to then get Eagles up. Eagles reverses the whip but Yoh hits a flying forearm! Yoh kips up and runs at Eagles in the corner, but Eagles boots him away. Eagles runs in, sunset flip but Yoh rolls through to spinning toehold! And another spinning toehold! And another spinning toehold! Yoh keeps going, for the FIGURE FOUR! Eagles endures and fans rally both ways as he reaches for ropes!

Yoh drops back to put pressure, but Eagles rolls it over! Yoh rolls it again but they end up in the ropes. The ref counts, helps them out of the hold, and fans rally up again. Yoh gets Eagles up, waistlocks, but Eagles holds ropes to resist. Yoh CLUBS Eagles, full nelsons, but Eagles breaks that, only for Yoh to make it a waistlock again! GERMAN SUPLEX! But Eagles lands on his feet! Only for his bad leg to jam! Yoh goes to dropkick it but Eagles avoids it, and then Eagles ENZIGURIS Yoh! Yoh ends up on ropes, Eagles runs, but into RPG3K DOUBLE KNEES! Tiger runs in but into DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! RPG3K gets Eagles up, spins around, BACK STABBER to SHOTGUN BOOT!

Fans fire up with RPG3K as they wait on Eagles. Eagles slowly rises, staggers, but slips out of 3K to kick Sho and TORNADO DDT Yoh! Sho gets back up, whips Eagles but Eagles reverses to wrench and WHEEL KICK! Fans fire up and Eagles gets Yoh out to center. Eagles steps over, traps Yoh’s arm with a leg then ties up Yoh’s legs into a figure four, to KNEE STOMP! Yoh writhes but Eagles isn’t done, as he gets Yoh back up. But Yoh fights the backpack and shoves Eagles into a corner. Yoh SUPERKICKS Eagles, then FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO! But Yoh has the leg for a HEEL HOOK! But Tiger stomps Yoh right down!

Tiger gets Yoh up but Yoh fires off forearms! Tiger ducks to mule kick, underhook, and TIGER DRIVER! Tiger intercepts Sho but Sho ROCKS him! Sho ROCKS Eagles, but Eagles sweeps the legs, dropkicks Sho off the apron, and Tiger DIVES! Tiger’s tope knocks Sho into railing! Tiger calls to Eagles and Eagles gets Yoh up. Fans fire up, Eagles gets Yoh up, STANDING SLICED BREAD! Cover, TWO!! Yoh is still in this, and so is RPG3K! Fans rally up more as Eagles goes to a corner. Eagles aims from the apron, springboards in, and dropkicks Yoh’s legs out! Eagles steps through but Yoh turns leg lock into cradle! TWO, and Eagles ROUNDHOUSES Yoh down!

And SUPERKICKS! But Yoh ducks the Pele to ROLLING ELBOW Eagles! Yoh aims as Eagles slowly rises up. SUPER- NO! Eagles blocks, reels Yoh in, TURBO BACKPACK! Cover, TWO!? But Eagles keeps focus and wants Yoh to get back up! Yoh sits up, into a SUPERKICK! Eagles goes to the corner and right up top, for 450 SPLASH to the legs! RON MILLER SPECIAL!! Yoh endures, Tiger keeps Sho anchored on the outside and Eagles clubs away on Yoh’s legs! YOH TAPS! EAGLES & TIGER WIN!

Winners: Tiger Mask & Robbie Eagles, by submission

The three-time Junior Tag League winners have lost twice in a row?! Eagles as a teammate in Chaos makes sure Yoh is alright, but his friends are still having a hard time with this loss. Are all the doubters actually right? Or is what they’ve all said simply getting in RPG3K’s heads?

 

Ryusuke Taguchi & Master Wato VS El Phantasmo & Taiji Ishimori!

As already stated, King Coach Taguchi and the Way of the Grandmaster lost to start and are looking for redemption! But the Headbanger and Bone Soldier started off strong beating the THREE-TIME Super Jr. Tag League winners in RPG3K. Will the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions (and the Bullet Club’s Cutest Tag Team) continue on and dominate the tournament?

But before teams sort out, Taguchi insists: check ELP’s shoe! ELP is exasperated, but he obliges by sitting down! Red Shoes is nearby as ELP undoes the straps and laces, then goes to pull the shoe off. The shoe is handed over, Red Shoes looks inside and is surprised! Taguchi looks, and is offended! He takes out what’s inside, and it’s a paper note that just says “F*** U TAGUCHI!” Taguchi makes sure we understand by showing it to the camera. The Bullet Club has a good laugh, and then ELP makes sure the camera sees inside that there is nothing suspicious inside. ELP also does a smell check, and says it’s “not bad.”

Teams sort out as ELP redoes the boot, but he says they can get going without him. Fans rally while Taguchi is frustrated he didn’t get anything out of the check. Taguchi and Taiji start and circle. Taguchi tests the waters with some spinning hip jumps, only to get caught into a headlock on the third time! Taguchi powers out, things speed up as he drops and drops to make Taiji keep going. Taiji stops himself with ropes, and stomps Taguchi down! Taiji gets Taguchi up to throw hands, then Taiji runs, but Wato gets in as Taguchi leap frogs! Wato back elbows, back hands and gets in Taiji’s way so he doesn’t see the HIP ATTACK coming! Direct hit and Taiji bails out!

ELP gets in but gets double kicks, double whips and double drop toeholds, to a double basement dropkick! ELP bails out and regroups with Taiji, but Six or Nine build speed! To fake out the Bullet Club! Wato strikes his pose and Taguchi swivels them hips! Fans rally for “TA-GU-CHI!” or perhaps “SIX OR NINE!” while Bullet Club vents. Taguchi fakes them out with a triangle jump, then crotch chops to the rhythm of “TA-GU-CHI!” The applause encourage Taguchi to encourage Wato, and Wato strikes his pose while swiveling hips. The champs are getting more frustrated as Taguchi wiggles and thrusts.

The champs are leaving? Taguchi “apologizes” and asks they return to finish this properly. ELP and Taiji return to ringside, Taiji gets back in and tags ELP. ELP calls out Wato so Taguchi tags him. Wato and ELP circle, the fans rally, and the two tie up. Wato headlocks for a takeover, ELP headscissors and digs his elbows in. Wato goes up, pops out, gets a headlock and grinds ELP down. ELP fights up but Wato holds on. ELP throws body shots, powers out, and things speed up. ELP hurdles, Wato leaps, things keep going, and Wato huricanranas but ELP handsprings through! ELP struts, does lunges, and then circles with Wato again.

Wato and ELP approach, ELP waistlocks to a headlock, but Wato throws body shots. ELP grinds the hold, Wato powers out, but ELP runs Wato over. ELP flexes, kisses the guns, then things speed up again. ELP leaps over, Wato bypasses but ELP rolls off his back. Wato ranas, ELP handsprings through again, and then backward lunges. ELP notices the fans clapping to his rhythm so he takes it slow. Wato joins in but that ruins ELP’s fun, so he BOOTS Wato down! Wato rolls him up, ELP rolls through and forearms fly! ELP gets the edge and DECKS Wato! ELP stands on Wato, stomps him down, then puts him in the corner. Tag to Taiji and ELP CHOPS Wato!

Taiji ROCKS Wato, cranks the neck with a cravat, then rams shoulders in over and over. Snapmare and NECK TWIST! Wato writhes, Taiji covers, TWO! Taiji grows annoyed but he gets Wato back up. Tag to ELP, ELP climbs, and ELP does a random clapping rhythm, before he hops down and CLAWS Wato. ELP is upset the fans can’t get his clapping right, but he gets Wato up to suplex. ELP holds Wato up and fans rally as ELP does squats before the slam! Double gun and cover, Taguchi breaks it with his butt. Tag to Taiji, Bullet Club stomps Wato for Taguchi’s cheek, and Taiji CHOPS Wato down! ELP stands Wato up for Taiji to CHOP again!

Taiji gets Wato up on the top rope and into the Tree of Woe. Taiji DECKS Taguchi, runs corner to corner and baseball slide dropkicks Wato! Tag to ELP, he slingshots in, goes corner to corner for a hesitation dropkick! Cover, TWO! Tag back to Taiji and Bullet Club gets Wato up. Taiji CLAWS Wato, then ELP CLAWS Wato! Fans rally for Wato but Taiji gets him back up. Taiji CHOPS Wato to a corner, CHOPS him again, then whips Wato corner to corner. Taiji runs in and back elbows, then keeps going, only for Wato to get around! Taiji fights the waistlock, runs again but into a BIG calf kick! Both men are down but fans fire up!

Wato crawls, ELP gets in and leaps, but misses! Hot tag to Taguchi! Taguchi hits ELP with a HIP ATTACK! Then Taguchi starts up the Funky Weapon Train! HIP ATTACK for Taiji, HIP ATTACK for ELP, then Taguchi slides out. But Taiji dodges the apron hip attack to dropkick Taguchi down! Taiji builds speed but Taguchi gets in, only for Taiji to get around. Taguchi switches, Taiji throws elbows and runs, but Taguchi follows! Only for Taiji to counter hip attack with ATOMIC DROP! Taiji reels Taguchi in, waistlocks, but Taguchi fights the lift! Taguchi runs in place, but again Taiji sees this one coming! Taiji also runs in place, wags his finger, then body shots!

But Taguchi back hands! Taguchi runs, Taiji goes from the corner a la Evil, but Taguchi HIP ATTACKS him after all! Fans fire up as Taguchi catches his breath. Taguchi gets Taiji up, snap suplexes, uno amigo! Then dos amigos! Taguchi wants and hits THREE AMIGOS! Cover, TWO! Fans are thunderous as Taguchi calls upon the powers of Nakamura! “ORAYO~!” But Taiji ducks the Bum-a-ye, only for Taguchi to sit on the sunset flip! TWO, Taiji has the sunset after all, TWO! Wheelbarrow, but Taguchi sits on it again, TWO! Taiji kicks, whips, but Taguchi reverses, only for Taiji to handspring and NEURALIZER! Both men are down and fans fire up again!

Taguchi and Taiji stir as the fans rally. They both crawl for their corners, hot tags to Wato and ELP! Wato dodges, RANAS, and ELP can’t handspring through this time! Wato builds speed and FLIES! Tornillo takes ELP out and Wato fires up! Wato gets ELP up and in, aims from the apron and springboards, FLYING UPPERCUT! Cover, TWO! Fans keep going as Wato gets ELP up. Wato wrenches, hooks him up, but ELP resists the Mouse Trap to back drop. Wato sunset flips, ELP rolls through and drags Wato up into a double underhook and lift! Wato resists the driver, trips and jackknifes, TWO! Wato mule kicks then SWITCHBLADE KICKS! ELP is down, Wato covers, TWO!

Fans stay fired up and Wato gets ELP up to wrench his arm. Wato reels ELP in but ELP RAMS Wato into the corner. Taiji tags in, he knocks Taguchi down, then comes back to DOUBLE KNEE Wato! ELP gets Wato around, Taiji goes up to get an Electric Chair boost. TOSS to CODE BREAKER! Taiji holds Wato in place, ELP MOONSAULTS to SANDWICH Wato! Cover, TWO!! Wato survives and Bullet Club gets annoyed. But Taiji tags ELP back in, they get Wato back up, cobra clutch torture rack and springboard FLYING KNEE, into the SPIN-OUT NECKBREAKER! Cover, Taguchi breaks it!

Taiji gets Taguchi and wants ELP to use Sudden Death! ELP hesitates, trying to explain, but Taguchi starts fighting free. Taiji throws hands, he and ELP double whip, but Taguchi holds ropes. Taiji runs in but is thrown out. ELP clotheslines Taguchi out, but Wato rolls him up! TWO!! Wato hurries to ROUNDHOUSE, and ROLLING KICK! EP wobbles into the wrench, reel, MOUSE TRAP DRIVER! Cover, TWO!!! ELP escapes the trap but Wato hurries up top! Fans are thunderous as he reaches the top, for R P P! TO FLOP! ELP aims, and BUZZSAWS! He gets Wato up, underhooks and lifts, C R II!! Taiji keeps Taguchi down as ELP covers, Bullet Club wins!

Winners: El Phantasmo & Taiji Ishimori, by pinfall

The numbers “Six or Nine” mean ZERO to the Cutest Tag Team in Bullet Club! They’re 2-0 in the round robin and don’t look to be slowing down! But they are patient enough to let Taguchi and Wato get out of the ring before sitting cross-leg across from each other, their IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag titles between them. ELP starts with, “Damn, that was easy…! Huh, Butt Pervert?! You couldn’t get it down with the Rock Pervert, and you sure as hell cain’t get it done with that stupid little blue pervert, either!” And as the fans sit silent, ELP gets annoyed and tells them to clap! They do, and he thanks them.

ELP then turns his attention to the Korakuen audience and thanks them for coming to “Bullet Club’s Cutest Tag Team’s Showcase of the Junior Division.” They’re all fully vaccinated, so he hopes each and every single one of them does, too. Then they can “pack this place to the rafters,” so that the fans can shout “E L P! E L P!” rather than just clap it. “Let’s go, Bone Daddy!” *clap clap, clap clap clap* Not the smoothest rhythm on that but it’s the thought that counts.

ELP continues to say, “That’s right! We’re so so very close, but in the meantime, our boys in LA are gonna hold down the fort at Resurgence. Jay White is gonna defend the NEVER Openweight Championship against David Finlay, some other stuff might happen, and we’re gonna stay here in front of all of you until we win the Super Junior Tag League!” Fans appreciate that but ELP then tells Milano Collection that yesterday, he was going to get him a “Bullet Club’s Cutest Tag Team” shirt, but then he realized he didn’t want to. But today, he does want to! Milano is surprised to hear that, and ELP invites Milano to ringside.

Jado vouches for them, and ELP even says they can just give him Taiji’s! ELP has the fans clapping for it, and fans do want to see it. Milano excuses himself from commentary but can’t go further than the railing. ELP mockingly says, “Oh… you can’t through the barricade~? Aww… Sorry. Maybe next time.” No, Milano, it’s too late, go back to your seat. Milano goes back to commentary, head hanging down low, when ELP calls out to “stupid idiot” Young Lion. Is his elbow hurt? What’s his name? Taiji grabs the Young Lion by his arms! ELP puts the mic down, winds up and, NUT PUNCHES the Young Lion down!

Bullet Club are bullies, but they’re also looking unstoppable! Will the IWGP Junior Tag Team Champions continue to have a spotless round robin record?

 

Here are the NEW Super Jr. Tag League standings:

El Phantasmo & Taiji Ishimori: 2-0, 4 points
El Desperado & Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 2-0, 4 points
Tiger Mask & Robbie Eagles: 2-0, 4 points
Gedo & Dick Togo: 0-2, 0 points
Roppongi 3K: 0-2, 0 points
Ryusuke Taguchi & Master Wato: 0-2, 0 points


My Thoughts:

A great second round to follow the first, and it was actually quite the surprise that the overall standings stayed the same from yesterday. The same three teams that lost, the same three teams that won, just with different opponents. Though I did say yesterday Dick & Gedo were definitely the team to eat losses, so their loss was a given. We got great character stuff between them and Suzuki-Gun what with both teams being Heels, and I do find it an interesting detail that Kanemaru got both pinfall in victories in these first two matches. To be fair, Desperado was feeling like the stronger of the two with how he’d been IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion and even Junior Heavyweight Double Champion. This could be to make it up to Kanemaru, to keep him from being called a weak link or something.

RPG3K’s loss was a touch surprising, but I suppose there’s still time for the “big comeback” that gets them to the finals to face Desperado & Kanemaru. Plus, the math may have been tricky since Eagles is a champion and Tiger is a legend. The team with the crisis of confidence can’t just suddenly pin one of those and keep this story on track. But up next for them is the team that lost in the main event, Taguchi & Wato. Speaking of, I like the story of Taguchi and ELP’s boot is continuing and I hope we get a 1v1 match between them, and it’s just all about the shoe. Is there a way Taguchi can get the secret item in hand, show it off to the crowd, but then somehow NJPW cameras never get a good shot at it?

Oh, and the main event match tonight was of course great stuff. I really like the subtle detail that ELP didn’t want to use his super strong Superkick because he didn’t have the item inside the boot. It makes sense the champs win, this is just round two, too early for a round robin spoiler to hit them. They and Milano have another amusing interaction, I wonder if someone will just snatch a shirt from Bullet Club to give it to Milano. And with it being Bullet Club VS Bullet Club next, I’m thinking there’ll be dysfunction and tension because A) Gedo & Dick won’t lie down for the champs, and B) Gedo & Dick get offended the champs assumed they’d just lie down to begin with. It went that way back when Jay White expected a free win from Yujiro, it can happen here.

My Score: 9./10

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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (6/20/25)

One step closer to the end!

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Can the Last Real Champion handle The Truth?

While the King & Queen of the Ring tournaments reach their semifinals, John Cena has his first match on SmackDown in years, against Ron Killings!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Queen of the Ring Semifinals: Asuka VS Alexa Bliss; Asuka wins and advances to Night of Champions.
  • Aleister Black VS Kit Wilson; No Contest.
  • King of the Ring Semifinals: Randy Orton VS Sami Zayn; Orton wins and advances to Night of Champions.
  • Charlotte Flair VS Chelsea Green w/ The Secret Her-vice; Charlotte wins.
  • Bronson Reed w/ Paul Heyman & Bron Breakker VS LA Knight; Knight wins, by disqualification.
  • John Cena VS Ron Killings; Killings wins, by disqualification.

PLAY BY PLAY

LA Knight is here!

Grand Rapids fires up as the Mega Star marches right to the ring. Knight grabs a mic while the fans chant his name, and he says, “LEMME TALK TO YA!” The fans cheer, and Knight says, “Let’s just go ahead and rewind our mind a little bit. We go to back to Money in the Bank, Seth and his boys, they just happen to come down and screw this guy.” The fans boo that. Knight says usually, he lets things slide. But he just figured he couldn’t let it slide, so he made sure to screw on of Rollins’ boys in their title opportunity, King of the Ring. But then they came back, paid it back and screwed Knight outta KOTR, so he had to go and screw the other one over!

And it just has Knight thinking. Fans “YEAH!” and Knight says there is only one way this can go. He has gone back and forth between Raw and SmackDown, where it ends, nobody knows! Except Knight! He knows! He knows where this ends! The fans cheer that! And Knight says it ends with him and Rollins! And what better place than here? And what better time than now! Knight tells Rollins to come on out and talk to him! But “Ladies and gentlemen…” The fans boo as Paul Heyman walks out and gives his introductions. He serves as the Wise Man to Mr. Money in the Bank, Seth FREAKIN’ Rollins!

Heyman says you do not boo that name. And you screwed up your cue, so they’ll do this again. He serves as the Wise Man for Seth Freakin’ Rollins! The fans keep booing, Heyman wants to try again, but Knight says shut up and get to the point! Why is Heyman here?! Heyman walks to the ring and asks permission to step inside. The fans chant “O T C! O T C!” but Knight steps back. Heyman steps into the ring, and he says yes, there has been a lot of bad blood between Knight and Mr. MITB, Seth Freakin’ Rollins. However, Heyman happens to be, with all due respect to everyone here in Grand Rapids, Michigan…

The fans chant “C M PUNK!” at Heyman now and he frowns. Knight says Heyman has a lot of enemies. Heyman says he is the biggest LA Knight fan in all of WWE! Heyman’s been waiting a long time to say this: YEAH! Now, because of that, Seth Freakin’ Rollins (the fans boo again) has allowed Heyman to say to Knight, as a favor to Heyman… It is time for Knight to get the hell outta Grand Rapids, Michigan. Because if he does not, something really bad is going to happen to him before the end of the night. Have a nice evening. Heyman turns to go but the fans cheer Knight on. Knight says he couldn’t help but notice, but did you~ (poking fun at Heyman’s voice cracking) threaten Knight?

Because Knight wants to wrap his head around this. He’s heard Heyman say stuff like this before, because Heyman is a liar, a swindler, a grifter, a scammer and a schemer! Heyman leeches on to any talent that has a bit of hype, sucks ’em dry, then moves on to the next! Rollins just happens to be the latest in this. But where next? Who cares! But the bottom line is, Knight asked for Rollins but he got Heyman. And while he got Heyman, he got a Heyman out here talking all tough. So it has Knight thinking, he has a great idea.

Talking about wise man, wisdom, there was a point in time if Heyman had said something like that, a man like Knight would look at a “thing” like Heyman and punched his wisdom teeth down his throat! Knight won’t do that, yet. But here’s the deal: Heyman’s talking all tough, but if he can’t bring Rollins out here, then the only thing to do out here in Grand Rapids is Knight fighting Heyman here and now! The fans fire up for that! Knight asks if the fans want that, and they cheer! “HUH?” “YEAH!” “HUH?” “YEAH!” “YEAH!!” Knight promises he’ll turn around, take his vest off, and Heyman gets the first shot. He better make it good, or Knight will molly whop his ass right outta Grand Rapids!

The fans fire up as Knight does as promised. He turns around, his vest is off, but Heyman bails? The fans boo as the Wise Man doesn’t play along. Heyman says, “Remember when I told you to get the hell out of Grand Rapids or else something really bad is gonna happen to you before the end of the night? That wasn’t a prediction. That… was a spoiler!” Heyman throws down his mic, and here comes Bronson Reed & Bron Breakker! Rollins’ behemoths head to the ring, but Knight fires off on them first! The fans rally as Knight throws hands and feet, but then Bron TACKLES Knight! Bronson joins in and they mug Knight right out of the ring!

Bronson drags Knight up to TOSS him over barriers! Bron clears the desk, he wants Bronson to put Knight through it! But Knight has a chair! He JAMS Bron, JAMS Bronson, then SMACKS Bron and SMACKS Bronson! Knight gets in the ring, ready to hit whoever gets in! The fans cheer Knight but Heyman has Bron & Bronson stand down. Will Heyman have the henchmen try again before the end of tonight?

 

SmackDown returns and…

Heyman has Bron & Bronson calm down, they have this under control. It is all in their favor, and it always will be in their favor. That is the whole point behind this. Byron Saxton steps in and wants to talk to them, but Heyman has to hold Bron back like the dog he is! Heyman says no need to bite Byron. Byron apologizes, he has word from SmackDown GM, Nick Aldis, that Bronson Reed VS LA Knight is set for tonight. Heyman says okay, thank you, and goodbye. Byron leaves and Heyman smiles. He told them! Patience is not a virtue, it is strategy. Bronson smiles and nods. Will Auzsilla destroy LA here in Grand Rapids?

 

Queen of the Ring Semifinals: Asuka VS Alexa Bliss!

Two great returns to action through this tournament, and now they cross paths with each other. The Empress of Tomorrow overcame Ivy Nile, Raquel Rodriguez and Stephanie Vaquer while Lil’ Miss Bliss outsmarted Alba Fyre, Candice LeRae and Charlotte Flair. But whose comeback story overtakes the other’s here just one match away from Night of Champions?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, Alexa headlocks, but Asuka powers up and out. Alexa RAMS Asuka, Asuka roars, and the fans fire up as Asuka fires hands! Alexa blocks a kick to THROW Asuka down, then basement DROPKICK! The fans cheer as Asuka and Alexa reset. Alexa kicks, Asuka blocks and slips through to waistlock. Alexa elbows free, runs, but Asuka runs past her to then RUN her over! The fans fire up and Asuka runs in again, HIP ATTACK! Alexa falls to the floor and the fans fire up while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Asuka lets Alexa stay down while she soaks up the cheers. The ring count starts, Alexa rises, but Asuka goes out after her. Alexa slips inside and DROPKICKS Asuka’s leg! Asuka falls from the apron but she has to nod respect for that savvy move. Asuka steps back in at 6 of 10, and she resets with Alexa. They circle, feel things out, and tie up. Asuka wrenches and wristlocks, but Alexa rolls and wrenches to hammerlock. Alexa waistlocks, rolls Asuka, TWO! The two stand off again and they both nod respect. They reset, the fans rally up, and the two feel things out. Asuka trips Alexa, clamps on with a headlock, and she grinds Alexa down.

Alexa endures, Asuka turns her over to go after the arm, then she stands on Alexa’s arm. Alexa endures, Asuka shifts arms, but Alexa wrenches out to wrangle Asuka. Alexa shifts to a cording hold, but Asuka fights up and fires body shots. Alexa whips Asuka to a corner, but Asuka elbows her away! And BOOTS! Asuka goes up, leaps, and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Cover, TWO! Alexa stays in this but Asuka stays focused. Asuka drags Alexa around and gives her Kawada Kicks! SmackDown returns to single picture, and Asuka wrenches for a chicken wing! Alexa fights the Asuka Lock and JAWBREAKERS free! Alexa runs up to RUN Asuka over!

The fans rally as Alexa rallies, then hits a BLOCKBUSTER! The fans fire up as Alexa SLAPS, ROCKS, and KNEES Asuka down! Then SOMERSAULT SENTON! Cover, TWO! Asuka stays in this and Alexa grows frustrated. The fans rally while Alexa brings Asuka up. Asuka breaks free to URAKEN, SOBAT, FRONT KICK, and GERMAN SUPLEX! Alexa tumbles away, Asuka runs up, SLIDING KICK! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up as Asuka stands and takes aim. But Alexa ducks the buzzsaw! Cover, TWO! Alexa clinches, TWISTED- NO, Asuka rolls Alexa up! TWO! Alexa sits up, BUZZSAW! Cover, TWO!! Alexa survives but Asuka just fires up!

The fans rally as Asuka goes to the corner. Asuka climbs from the outside, and MISSILE- NO, Alexa dodges this time! Alexa kicks and DDTS! Cover, TWO! Asuka stays in this and the fans fire up! “This is Awesome!” as Alexa drags Asuka into the drop zone. Alexa goes up, up, and the fans fire up! TWISTED- NO, Asuka moves, so Alexa stops. Alexa won’t let Asuka sneak away, but then she gets caught in an ARMBAR!! Alexa flails, rolls, but ends up in an omoplata! RINGS OF SATURN!! Alexa fights around, pops her arm free for a cover, TWO!! Asuka reels Alexa in, NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!!

The fans fire up as Alexa stays in this! Asuka fires up, the fans are with her, and she runs up, only for Alexa to ROCK her with a right! Alexa puts Asuka in the Tree of Woe, and she DROPKICKS Asuka out of it! Alexa climbs back up, and TWISTED BLISS onto knees!! Asuka still counters the moonsault, and hits the EMPRESS IMPACT!! Cover, Asuka wins!

Winner: Asuka, by pinfall (advances to Night of Champions)

The Empress says no one is ready for Asuka, and that has certainly been the case! But on Raw, we find out, will it be Jade Cargill or Roxanne Perez that meets Asuka in Saudi Arabia?

 

Jade Cargill, Mia Yim & B-Fab watch backstage.

And Fab says damn, Asuka just came back and she’s already making statements. Almost like she never left. Michin says maybe they need to make their own statements. They need to talk to Aldis about the tag titles. Fab agrees. Fab & Mia wish Jade luck before heading out. Byron walks in and asks if he can have a word. Jade says shoot. Byron says Asuka just advanced, but Jade has her match on Monday with Roxanne Perez. How does Jade feel about facing a talented competitor like Roxie? And how does she feel about the possibility of facing Asuka in the finals? Jade says “Rox” has potential. Roxie is quick and scrappy.

But she’s still trying to prove herself. And this isn’t a proving ground, this is a throne room, and Jade was built for royalty. As for Asuka, there’s a storm on the horizon. But news flash, Jade is that storm. This entire tournament wasn’t built for the future, but for a woman who can walk through fire, shatter glass ceilings, and take her crown on the way to the top. This Queen of the Ring, Jade isn’t just walking in to win. She’s here to reign. Will the Prodigy be washed away by the storm this Monday?

 

Alexa Bliss returns backstage.

And Chelsea Green finds her. Flanked by her Secret Her-vice, The Hot Mess asks, “Hey, little fu-fu, how’s your boo-boo?” Alexa asks back, “How’s yours?” Piper tells Chelsea not to get upset, Alexa is just jealous. Chelsea says this serves Alexa right. Chelsea should be Queen of the Ring, and she’d be building her parliament if not for Alexa! Oh, if she has that big of an issue, then try facing her in the ring. Chelsea says she will! But then Charlotte Flair walks in and says if anyone should’ve still been in this tournament, it’s her. But had Chelsea’s “replacement” tapped out sooner, maybe she would.

So here’s the deal: Charlotte will have a match made and tap Chelsea out instead. N-Not if Chelsea makes it a bank holiday! ROYAL DUTIES! NICHOLAS! Chelsea hurries away with the Secret Her-vice following, and Alexa tells Charlotte that she doesn’t need Charlotte’s help. Oh, that’s cute. Because Charlotte wasn’t helping Alexa. Charlotte leaves now, leaving Alexa to chew on that. Will The Queen chew up the Hot Mess and spit her out now that she has nothing better to do?

 

Aleister Black VS Kit Wilson!

The Dark Father is also directionless now that he is out of the King of the Ring tournament, but he never lets that bother him. Will he make himself the direction all roads lead when things #FadeToBlack? Or will Kit prove he can be Pretty Deadly all on his own?

Wait, who is attacking Kit? It’s R-TRUTH! But why’s Ron Killings going after Kit?! He POSTS Kit, drags him back out, and puts him in an STF!! The fans fire up and Kit taps, but it won’t matter when this isn’t a match! Killings lets Kit out of the hold and demands a mic. A mic is given, and Killings says, “Get John Cena out here now. I’m driving! On my terms! Cena, get out here!” The fans fire up and then Killings puts Kit back in the STF! Aleister is rather confused, but producers hurry out here to stop Truth. Truth lets Kit go, Jamie Noble asks Truth wait for the main event. Truth seethes, but he accepts the terms.

Killings leaves, walking right past Aleister. Will there be no denying The Truth when he finally gets his hands on the Last Real Champion?

 

Jamie Noble talks with Truth backstage.

Jamie says Truth has to calm down. Truth says he wants John Cena NOW! He’s driving! Yes, okay, but just wait. Truth promises that when he sees Cena, he is killing him tonight! Aleister steps in and asks Truth why he is getting involved in Aleister’s match. Truth says it wasn’t personal, it had nothing to do with Aleister. These two stare down, and then Damian Priest steps in. The Archer of Infamy has Aleister stand down. Truth is going through a lot, let Priest talk to him. Oh, of course. Aleister says, “Ron.” “Black.” Aleister leaves, Priest tells Truth that there’s no need for any of that. Priest gets Truth is frustrated, but he can’t just go beat up people for no reason.

Priest used to do that, and Truth was the guy there to make him smile. Truth made the world smile! All that anger and negativity, focus that on the match tonight. Focus that on John Cena. Go out there and handle business with Cena, then Priest and Truth can go downtown to celebrate. How’s that sound? Truth says sounds good, DP. They shake hands, and Priest heads out. Truth is still seething, but will he make sure it all explodes on Cena?

 

Cody Rhodes is here!

Grand Rapids sings along as The American Nightmare makes his way out, “WHOA~ OH~!” Cody gets his pyro, he high-fives fans in the front row, then looks closely at the King of the Ring’s crown. Cody goes to the ring and grabs the mic. He hears the fans cheer him on, but then Jey Uso is here! The fans fire up as Main Event Jey makes his way down through the crowd! A young fan joins in bouncing along, but so does all of Grand Rapids! Jey continues down the stands, finds another young fan, and they bounce along again. Jey then reaches ringside, high-fives the front row, and he joins Cody in the ring as we get the next wave of YEET!

Grand Rapids might want to YEET all night, but Jey hugs it out with Cody before he gets his own mic. The music dies down, the fans chant, “One More Time! One More Time!” and Cody says sure, one more is fine. Jey says okay, and yes, the fans get to YEET again! Jey says hey, Cody doesn’t even have to say nothing. They been in the trenches! “YEET!” Still in the trenches! “YEET!” From fighting The Bloodline… “YEET!” To winning tag titles… “YEET!” To finishing their stories at WrestleMania! “YEET!” They’ve both been to the mountaintop. “YEET!” But Cody, on Monday, there is only room for one of them.

The fans are intrigued, and Cody nods. Jey says there’s only one that can go. Cody VS Jey, Jey VS Cody, and Jey knows Cody will bring it. Jey has to get his, Uce. He has to, just like Cody has to get his. But that said, Uce, it ain’t personal. This all business. But that all said, too, Uce, on Monday, after they go to war, please believe that it will be four letters, one word, uh uh… YEET! Cody smiles and the fans cheer. They shake hands again, and wait! Here comes Sami Zayn! The fans cheer as the Great Liberator makes his way to the ring. Sami grabs a mic to say, “This is nice, isn’t it? I get to share the ring with two great friends.”

The fans applaud, and Sami says he is in the ring with two of the very best that this business has to offer! The fans cheer that, too! Sami says he’d be lying if he denied there was a part of him that sees the three of them in this ring, and notices how only one of them has never been world champion. Jey, Sami wants him to know, man to man, this year, Sami missed Mania. Sami had no reason to be in Las Vegas, but he got his ass on a plane to Vegas for one reason: To congratulate Jey the moment he won the World Heavyweight Championship! Sami loves Jey, and he is proud of him. And Cody, for years, everyone watched as Cody finished his story.

And when Cody did, he did the unthinkable and pinned Roman Reigns in the middle of this ring, Sami was the first one out here to congratulate Cody. Sami is so proud that Cody finished his story. So he hopes both men understand that now, it is time for Sami to finish HIS story! The fans cheer, but then here comes Randy Orton! The Viper looks at the crown, then goes to the ring. The fans sing along with Voices and Orton grabs himself a mic. “So Cody, same deal as last week but I’m gonna say it again. There is no line I will not cross, even if it means going through you, so that I can get to John Cena at SummerSlam, beat him, and get my FIFTEENTH world championship!”

The fans cheer, and Orton tells Jey, “Man, I respect the… Hell outta you, dude. Our families go way, way, way back. Nothing but love, dude. But if you’re standing across the ring from me at SummerSlam, it’s not gonna be four letters, one word. It’s gonna be three letters, one move.” The fans say it, “R K O!” And Orton says he not only speaks for himself but for everyone here in this arena when he says, and from the bottom of his heart, one day and one day soon, Sami Zayn will be world champion. But not at SummerSlam. Because tonight, Sami is on the receiving end of the three most dangerous letters in sports entertainment: R K O.

Orton drops the mic, and it is time to put those words into action. Will it be the Legend Killer or the Underdog from the Underground that heads for Saudi Arabia?

King of the Ring Semifinals: Randy Orton VS Sami Zayn!

SmackDown returns, the bell rings, and these two circle. They tie up, Sami wrenches, ELBOW BREAKERS, then wristlocks. Orton endures, fights up, and the fans duel. Orton wrenches Sami in return to then headlock. Sami endures, powers up to wrench again, and he grinds the arm. Sami wrenches and CHOPS, and Orton goes to the corner. Sami CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! The fans “WOO~” but the ref counts. Orton pushes past Sami, bails out of the ring, and he is pretty red already. Sami builds speed but he fakes Orton out with the Arabian Press! The fans fire up and Orton has to admit that was good.

Orton goes up the steps and steps back into the ring. The fans rally, Orton and Sami tie up, and Orton puts Sami in the corner. Orton lets off slowly, but he pokes Sami in the eyes! The fans boo but Orton UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS! But Sami pokes Orton in the eyes! The ref caught that one and reprimands Sami. Sami TOSSES Orton out, goes to the apron, but Orton YANKS Sami down! Sami hits off the apron, and Orton reels him in, DESK BACK SUPLEX! Sami writhes and Orton rolls into the ring, just to refresh the count. Fans want that “One More Time!” and Orton agrees! DESK BACK SUPLEX again!

Sami writhes more and whatever monitor wasn’t busted, they’re busted now! Orton leaves Sami behind for a moment while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Orton goes out to fetch Sami, but Sami fights off a third back suplex! Orton kicks low, brings Sami over, but Sami blocks the smack off the steel steps! Orton sputters, Sami stalks him, and Sami decides to give him some payback! But Orton ROCKS Sami first! Orton SMACKS Sami off the desk, puts him in the ring, and covers, TWO! Sami stays in this but Orton looms over him. Sami rises, Orton puts him in a corner, and Orton fires body shots. Orton climbs up and rains down fists! Orton gets to eight before Sami fires back! Sami has Orton in another corner, climbs up, and Sami rains down a fast TEN!

Sami huffs ‘n’ puffs and CHOPS! Orton is stinging but Sami CHOPS him again! Sami wrenches, ELBOW BREAKERS, and whips! Orton reverses, Sami hits buckles hard, and Sami falls in a heap. Orton dusts himself off and looms over Sami again. Orton stomps Sami’s hand! Sami writhes and clutches his finger. Orton stomps Sami’s foot, ten the other foot! And then the other hand! Sami sits up, SmackDown returns to single picture, and Orton CLUBS away on Sami’s chest! Orton DECKS Sami, the fans cheer, and Orton brings Sami up. Orton whips, Sami goes up and over, and Sami LARIATS Orton down! The fans fire up again as Sami rises!

Sami goes to the corner, Orton runs up, but Sami ELBOWS him! Sami goes up, AX HANDLES, and the fans fire up more! Orton takes a swing, but Sami slips around! Orton fights the Blue Thunder, then LARIATS! And LARIATS! Orton dodges Sami to SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up while Sami goes to the apron. Orton drags Sami in through the ropes, and DRAPING DDTS! The fans fire up as Orton hears those voices! Orton watches Sami rise, but then Sami bails out! The fans are torn but Sami is smart to avoid what was coming. Orton goes out to fetch Sami, SMACKS him off the desk, and then back suplexes, only for Sami to lands out!

Sami CLUBS Orton, and hits a DESK BACK SUPLEX on Orton! Sami puts Orton in the ring, goes to a corner, and the fans fire up as Orton rises. Orton runs in, Sami dodges, and Orton POSTS himself! Sami runs corner to corner, HELLUVA- SNAP POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Sami survives and Orton seethes. “This is Awesome!” as Sami goes back to a corner. Orton runs back in and he LARIATS! Orton runs but Sami follows! But Orton dodges the Helluva Kick! Sami gets stuck on the to rope, frees himself, and hobbles into an RK- NO! BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Orton survives and the fans fire up again!

“This is Awesome!” as Sami drags Orton to the drop zone. Sami goes up the corner, Orton stands and he gets under the leap! R K- NO, Sami SLAMS Orton down! And then HELLUVA- RKO!!! Orton crawls to the cover, Orton wins!!

Winner: Randy Orton, by pinfall (advances to Night of Champions)

Sami fought his heart out, but the Viper still strikes! Orton is going back to back in KOTR finals, but will he win the crown this time?

 

Nia Jax is here!

Grand Rapids boos as The Irresistible Force goes to the ring. She grabs the mic dot say, “You know what’s crazy? Tiffany Stratton approached me to be under my wing, because she knew exactly what I could do for her. And look, she’s thriving! And what kind of thanks did I get for it? She betrayed me. She has MY title!” But wait, here comes Tiffy! Grand Rapids cheers as the WWE Women’s Champion has the mic to tell Nia, “You’re like that toxic ex I just can’t get away from. News flash: get over it! You make excuse after excuse, but when are you just gonna admit that maybe I’m just better than you?”

The fans cheer and Tiff heads to the ring. Nia says yeah, okay, if Tiff is so much better, then give Nia a rematch without kicking a chair into her face. Tiff says if Nia’s so desperate for a match, it is her lucky day! She made it official for next week: Tiff VS Nia! And Tiff will have more fun adding more scars to that “five head” of Nia’s. Because it won’t just be a regular match. It will be Last Woman Standing! Nia takes a swing but Tiff dodge! Tiff fires off, kicks low, and runs up, but into a POP-UP HEADBUTT! And then Nia drops a leg, brother! Nia holds up the belt and soaks up the heat. Nia thinks about leaving, but decides to add on! ANOTHER leg drop, brother!

The fans boo but Nia says that’s not enough! Nia tells Wade & Joe that she’s taking the title! But wait! NAOMI is here, with a ref! Is she doing it!? Is she doing it?! But Nia YANKS Naomi out! Naomi tells her back off! Nia doesn’t, Naomi shoves her, but Nia still grabs at her! Tiff DROPKICKS Naomi onto Nia! Tiff avoids a cash-in because Nia was in the way, but is she setting herself up for failure with that extreme title match?

 

Charlotte Flair VS Chelsea Green w/ The Secret Her-vice!

The Queen was denied her crown, but she’s not even angry at Alexa Bliss, the one who took that opportunity from her. She instead looks to humble the Hot Mess that claims she would be queen if her demands were met. Who vents their frustrations and comes away with the win?

SmackDown returns and Charlotte makes her entrance. The bell rings and the fans actually cheer on Chelsea. Alba distracts Charlotte and Chelsea sucker punches her! The ref reprimands but Chelsea SMACKS Charlotte off the mat again and again! Chelsea salutes, but Charlotte CHOPS! Chelsea KNEES low, whips, but Charlotte goes up and out at the corner. Charlotte BOOTS Chelsea away, avoids Alba and KICKS her! Chelsea runs up, Charlotte RAMS her, and then Charlotte climbs up. CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Chelsea scrambles away and Charlotte runs up, but into an ELBOW! Charlotte GAMANGIRIS!

Charlotte snapmares, Chelsea distracts the ref, and Alba grabs Charlotte by the hair! Alba HOTSHOTS Charlotte and Chelsea hits a BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Chelsea is furious but Charlotte stays in this, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Chelsea hops onto Charlotte for a SLEEPER! The fans rally, but Charlotte hits a BACKPACK SENTON! Charlotte is free, Chelsea runs back up, but Charlotte gives her a BACKBREAKER and BUCKLE SHOT! Chelsea falls back, Charlotte huffs ‘n’ puffs and runs up to fire hands! The fans fire up as Charlotte CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Charlotte CHOPS again, then clinches for an EXPLODER! And a kip up! The fans fire up and Charlotte salutes to poke fun at Chelsea. Charlotte runs, dodges, and handsprings to LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Chelsea survives but Charlotte stays on her by going for a leg.

Alba gets on the apron, so Charlotte BOOTS her down! The fans cheer, but Charlotte turns around into a ROUGH RYDER! Cover, TWO!! Charlotte survives and Chelsea is furious! Chelsea takes off her face protector and drags Charlotte up. Chelsea has the arms, turns Charlotte, but Charlotte shoves her away! Charlotte dodges and SPEARS! Cover, TWO!! Chelsea survives but Charlotte has the leg! FIGURE- CRADLE!! TWO!! Charlotte has the leg again, FIGURE FOUR! And the bridge for the FIGURE EIGHT!! Chelsea TAPS, Charlotte wins!

Winner: Charlotte Flair, by submission

But then Piper Niven SENTONS onto Charlotte!! Alba storms in, she and Piper mug Charlotte, but here comes Alexa! She RAMS into Piper, she ROCKS Alba, then she catches Chelsea! Charlotte LARIATS Alba out while Alexa hits a TWISTED SISTER ABIGAIL! And then Charlotte BOOTS Piper down! Charlotte and Alexa look at each other, and despite what either one thinks, maybe they both need the other after all. Alexa offers the handshake, but Charlotte walks right past Alexa. Alexa lets that slide, but will Charlotte come around soon enough?

 

Solo Sikoa talks with JC Mateo.

Why is JC taping up? Uh, duh, he’ll take out Jacob. No, Solo is going out there alone to talk with Jacob. Solo was the only one that Jacob would listen to. Jacob needs Solo. Solo will smooth things over. JC accepts that, but Solo does say that JC should stay ready. Solo is covering his bases, but will he need the Imperial Unit to put down the Samoan Werewolf? Or will it all be alright between them all?

 

Solo Sikoa heads to the ring.

SmackDown returns as the former Tribal Chief makes his way out, and Grand Rapids boos. Solo grabs the mic, takes a moment, and says, “Alright, Jacob. I’m out here in the middle of the ring, all alone, with open arms, willing to talk to you face to face. I feel terrible about what happened. So if you’re back there, come on out so we can clear the air.” Jacob Fatu makes his entrance and Grand Rapids cheers! Fatu holds up the United States Championship before he steps into the ring, and he has a mic of his own. The fans cheer on “FATU! FATU!” and Solo says he didn’t come out here to fight him, okay? He’s not here for that.

Solo wants to make it clear to Fatu that he loves him, always has loved him, no matter what. One thing Solo learned from being Tribal Chief is how to love family and how to take care of them. That’s all he’s trying to do. Families fight all the time. They fight, they argue, they forgive, and then they move forward. So they should move forward together, Jacob. Move forward as one. The fans boo that, but Solo says nobody saw the potential in Jacob except Solo. Nobody wanted Jacob here in the WWE, except Solo. That is why Solo brought Fatu here and gave him the chance to change his life and put food on his family’s table.

And why did Solo do that? Because Solo loves Jacob. He does. And to be honest, Solo doesn’t have anybody else. Fatu isn’t sure about that, but Solo says all he has is Fatu. And he’s all Solo needs. So come back to the family, and even if Jacob doesn’t say those four words, Solo will. Solo will say it for him, to him, loud enough so everybody can hear it! Solo tells Jacob, “I love you, Jacob.” The fans boo, they don’t trust this. Fatu paces as he thinks on that. “So you love me, huh?” Solo nods yes. So this is what it comes down to, huh? Solo loves Fatu? The way Fatu sees things, Solo has been using Fatu! Solo has been using Fatu to gain power, to fight his battles, and to stay Tribal Chief.

Hell, Solo brought Fatu in so Fatu could bring Solo fame! Solo brought Fatu in because he thought Fatu would bring him gold! Is that all this is about? Fame? Gold? Power? SOLO, LOOK AT HIM! Solo looks up from the floor while the fans cheer Fatu on. Fatu tells Solo that ever since he won the US Championship, Solo is the one that’s been acting different. And maybe Fatu isn’t the problem. Fatu just figured it out! The problem… is this. The problem is the US Championship. Fatu sets it down between him and Solo, and he says if this is what he thinks it is, then just fight him for it! Fight Fatu for the title! The fans fire up for that!

And Solo, Fatu will only warn you one time: If you ever think about coming this way, you know what Fatu is about! You know what’s poppin’ with Fatu, blood! And you know Jacob Fatu is all gas, no brakes with it! YADADADA- SOLO TAKES A SWING! Fatu blocks the spike and he HEADBUTTS! JC Mateo rushes out here! Fatu HEADBUTTS him, too! But Solo CHOP BLOCKS the legs! The fans boo but JC & Solo mug Fatu! But then here comes JIMMY USO! The fans fire up as #BigJim slides in, dodges Solo, and SUPERKICKS JC! And then he SUPERKICKS Solo! But JC LARIATS Jimmy down! JC HAMMERS Jimmy and Solo has him put Jimmy in the corner.

The fans boo but Solo tells Jimmy that he should’ve chosen Solo’s side, not Jacob’s! But speaking of, Fatu is up! The fans fire up as Fatu BODY CHECKS JC! Then he SUPERKICKS Solo! Solo is in a corner, Fatu fires off on him, HEADBUTT after HEADBUTT! SUPERKICK for JC! HIP ATTACK for Solo! The fans are fired up for the Samoan Werewolf, and he locks eyes with Jimmy. Jimmy came to Fatu’s rescue, Fatu just saved him, so Fatu goes up, up, only for Solo to bail out! No Best Moonsaults here in Grand Rapids, but will Fatu cut Solo down soon enough?

 

Bronson Reed w/ Paul Heyman & Bron Breakker VS LA Knight!

The Wise Man warned, or rather threatened, the Mega Star that he should just cut and run, but that’s not how he does things. Knight is ready to fight, but will he survive a battle with Auszilla? Or is a Tsunami about wipe out LA?

Wait, Knight doesn’t enter from the stage! He enters from the crowd! And he POSTS Bron! The fans fire up as Knight evens things out! He TOSSES Bronson out, throws his vest at him, and Bronson snarls. Bronson has Bron stand down, and says, “Tonight, I kill him.” Bronson steps into the ring, the bell sounds, and Knight fires off! The fans fire up as Knight fires hands, but Bronson puts him in the corner. Knight ELBOWS back, Knight fires more hands, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight whips but Bronson blocks! Bronson whips Knight to a corner, runs up, but Knight dodges! Bronson POSTS himself, and Knight stomps a mudhole in!

The fans rally, the ref counts, and Knight goes corner to corner, but into a fireman’s carry! Knight slips down to sunset flip, but Bronson stays up! Bronson jumps but Knight avoids the hip drop! Then Knight basement BOOTS! The fans fire up and Knight storms up on Bronson. Bronson TOSSES Knight to the apron, but Knight slingshots back in! Bronson catches Knight to a fireman’s carry! Knight flails free and he RAMS Bronson into a corner! But Bronson holds ropes to deny the Jump Neckbreaker! Bronson runs but Knight avoids the senton! The fans fire up as Knight goes up, up, and FLYING BULLDOGS! That’s a Steiner move!

The fans fire up and spell it out, “L! A! KNIGHT!” but Bronson bails out! Knight runs to WRECK Bronson with a dropkick! Knight goes back up, springboards, CROSSBODY to the ramp! The fans fire up with Knight and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Bronson has Knight up top. The fans rally as Knight fights back with body shots! Knight ROCKS Bronson, ROCKS him again, and ROCKS him again! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Bronson finally falls and Knight adjusts position. “L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!” BOX JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Bronson survives and Knight is rather stunned while Heyman is relieved. Knight aims, kicks, but Bronson denies the BFT! HEADBUTT, then a fireman’s carry! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO! Knight survives the “Jagged Edge” DVD but Bronson brings him right up. Bronson reels Knight in and says thumbs down.

Bronson lifts Knight up, but Knight flips the bomb into a DDT! The fans fire up but Bron barks at the apron! Knight DECKS the dog, tells Heyman to get the same, but Bronson runs up! Knight DUMPS Bronson out, builds speed, but BRON SPEARS!!

Winner: LA Knight, by disqualification

The fans boo but Bron handed Knight the win with that one. Bronson stands Knight up so Bron can build speed and SUPER SPEAR!! Grand Rapids is torn but plenty of fans bark. And now Bronson goes up!? TSUNAMI!! Bronson goes up again, the refs hurry out here, but TSUNAMI AGAIN!! The fans want another, so Bron scares the refs off to let Bronson go back up! THIRD TSUNAMI!!! Have Rollins’ rooks just broken Knight into pieces? Is this a message to everyone that no one can stop the vision?

 

Jacob Fatu speaks.

“Yeah, c’mon on widdit! I just spoke to the man, and you know the man makes everything possible here on SmackDown! So next week, next week on Saturday, me ‘n’ you, Solo! Night of Champions, mano a mano, I’m about to dog walk yo’ ass for the US Championship! Solo, you better get in where you fit in. Cuz if you don’t, then baby, it’s ’bout to be all gas, no breaks with it. Yadadadada mean?” The Samoan Werewolf will get to sink his teeth into Solo, but will he stay golden through it all?

 

John Cena VS Ron Killings!

The Undisputed WWE Champion was the exact opposite of grateful for R-Truth saving him from Randy Orton at Backlash, and he doubled down when Ron tried to show him the truth at Saturday Night’s Main Event. So, if Cena doesn’t want the Truth, he’ll get someone who knows about ruthless aggression! Will Ron Killings bring an early end to the retirement tour? Or will Cena continue to ruin wrestling for everyone else?

SmackDown returns as Cena makes his entrance. The fans sing “JOHN CENA SUCKS~!” despite him wearing the Detroit Pistons colors. Cena makes Mark Nash give the “proper” introduction: “He is the Greatest of All Time, the Never Seen Seventeen, gracing Grand Rapids with his presence one final time… He is the Last Real Champion, JOHN CENA~!” The fans boo, the bell rings, and Truth stares at Cena while Cena smirks hearing the “Let’s Go, Cena!” “CENA SUCKS!” Truth TACKLES Cena! He fires off hands but Cena bails out! So Truth goes out to DECK Cena! “What’s up!?” “WHAT’S UP!” Truth has Cena at the desk and SMACKS him off it!

Truth ROCKS Cena again, and shakes his hand out from hitting so hard. Truth SMACKS Cena off the apron, storms in after him, and whips him to a corner. Cena hits buckles hard and falls to the mat! The fans continue to duel while Truth keeps his eyes on Cena. Truth storms up on Cena while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Truth stands Cena up, whips corner to corner again, and Cena hits buckles hard! Cena sputters, Truth looms over him, and Truth ROCKS Cena! Cena ROCKS Truth! They go back and forth with haymakers, and then Truth dodges to SHOULDER TACKLE! Truth still uses Cena’s own moves against him, and that includes the SPIN-OUT BOMB! Truth raises his hand and Grand Rapids joins in! “You Can’t See Me!” But then Cena bails out so Truth can’t hit him! Truth is annoyed, the fans give thumbs down, but here comes Truth. Cena ELBOWS him down! Cena drags Truth up, POSTS him, and he brings Truth back into the ring.

Cena HEADBUTTS Truth, CHOKES him on the ropes, but stops as the ref counts. Cena stomps away on Truth, then runs to KICK Truth in the back! Cena talks trash, then he runs to SHOULDER TACKLE! Cena takes his time, knowing it is what the fans want. Truth rises up, Cena runs to SHOULDER TACKLE again! Cena watches Truth rise again, gets around him, SPIN-OUT BOMB! And Cena raises his hand, reveling in the cheers and jeers. “You Can’t See Me!” SmackDown returns to single picture for the FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Then Cena fireman’s carries, but Truth slips free! THESZ PRESS! And fast hands!

The fans fire up and Truth has Cena in a corner. Truth runs to STINGER SPLASH! Cena tumbles out and grabs the belt! Cena doesn’t care about this match anymore, he doesn’t need to take this! Truth says hold up! Truth runs Cena down and fires hands on the ramp! The fans fire up but Cena CLOBBERS Truth with the belt!!

Winner: Ron Killings, by disqualification

Cena wants to get another shot, but wait! PUNK IS HERE! Cena runs away into the ring, and he catches Punk as Punk slides in! The fans boo Cena but he huffs ‘n’ puffs. Cena drags Punk up, but Punk fires hands in return! Punk DECKS Cena, grabs the belt, and he holds it up! The fans cheer, and Punk aims, but Cena LOW BLOWS! Cena has a sinister smile as he grabs the belt. BELT SHOT for Punk!! The fans boo even more, but Cena decides to up the ante! Cena brings out a table! The fans cheer, everyone loves tables! Cena puts the table in the ring, then watches Punk sputter around. Cena sets the table up while the fans rally behind Punk.

Punk stands but Cena has the belt again! BELT SHOT!! Cena drags Punk up, fireman’s carries, ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT through the table!! Cena made Punk snap into a Slim Jim, and then he grabs a mic. Cena laughs at Punk, and then sits up on the corner. “Punk… As you lay there in your most uncomfortable…” Cena pretends the mic cut out, taps it, and then says, “Somebody’s afraid of what I’m gonna say.” Cena grins and the fans boo as Cena flips the iconic “Pipebomb” moment on it’s head. “As you lay there in your most uncomfortable, I hope you can listen. I hope you can digest.

“Because before I leave here in six months with that WWE Championship, I gotta get a whole lotta stuff off my chest. First thing’s first, I don’t hate you. I don’t even dislike you. I like you. I like you more than anyone you ever shared a locker room with, that’s for sure. I hate this idea of you. This idea that you’re the Best int he World. You’re not. I’M the Greatest of All Time.” Grand Rapids is a bit torn on that statement, but Cena says Punk is better than Cena at one thing: You’re the best BS artist in the world. Oh no, kiddos~! John Cena just dropped a curse word! That means the show is off the rails! Hey, Stu, shoot this. Hi~! “I’m breaking the forth wall! HAHA!”

Cena then says the truth is, Punk… Cena is jealous of you. Cena is jealous that Punk has conned the fans into believing the myth that Punk is the Best in the World. Oh how they chant for Punk! Which they literally do right now. Hell, the fans even sing for Punk now. But they don’t believe a damn word you say. Because Punk changes his values as much as Cena changes his shirts! Punk is just a loud mouthed opportunist who steps on the necks of those who actually work hard if it gets him ahead. Oh, hey, look, another cameraman! “Hi, Claudio Castagnoli! Hey, Nic Nemeth! Hey, Matt Cardona! How’re you guys doing?”

The fans can’t believe Cena is going this far but Cena is loving it! “He’s heating up! He’s on fire! And there’s nobody back there that’s gonna cut my mic to save your ass, cuz I’m your only friend! Remember who gave you the stage for your pipebomb, pal! And what’ve you done with it since then, huh? You just regurgitated the same five microphone moves of doom. You’re promo potato salad, pal. Hey, you’re no longer the Voice of the Voiceless, you’re a friggin’ millionaire despite yourself. You’re not a punk, you’re a capitalist! And you’re not against TKO, dude, you are Mr. TKO. Cuz they knocked your balls technically off your body.

“Your tweets are strong, but your actions are weak. And in Saudi Arabia, you’re gonna face some loud, loud music when I finally prove to the world that each and every day, day in, day out, no days off for 25 YEARS, I have been the Greatest of All Time!” The fans cheer that a bit more now, to Cena’s surprise. “See, they know. And they know that you were the Best in the World… for seven minutes, 14 years ago. And if after Night of Champions, you’re still delusional enough to believe that you’re the Best in the World, well… I guess it’s a small world after all. You’re welcome, Grand Rapids.” The fans cheer, and Cena lets the world hear it.

Cena tells Punk to bring his A Game to Night of Champions. If Grand Rapids is any indication, the mood is starting to change. Refs finally appear to check on Punk, Cena says no, that’s fine. Punk needs to rest up for his big title match. Get a good shot of this: Best in the World VS Greatest of All Time, for THE most coveted prize in sports entertainment, THE WWE Undisputed Championship! And Cena knows the fans will sing and chant, but he also knows even the idiots are smart enough to see the truth: The Champ is Here. And USA Network, keep the extra two and half minutes. He doesn’t need a bomb to blow the “mother fudging” building.

Oh, and thanks, Punk, for letting Cena rip off your best promo just to make you look even more foolish. Cena finally drops the mic and he raises the belt up again. If the proverbial tables have turned this drastically, is there no saving WWE from losing its north star championship?


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 6.19.25

Are we going to start trending upwards with Slammiversary to build toward?

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Last week’s episode was lacking in ring work but had decent story moments and segments. Starting the build to Slammiversary we can either launch nicely or things can always get worse. Jason Hotch and KC Navarro are the real shining stars of the last few months, so lets hope once they get over this Leon Slater idiot ship, they can push X Division wrestlers with actual talent for pro wrestling and not just flippy charisma vacuums.

Oh and let’s not forget, it is the episode they celebrate the 23rd anniversary of TNA! TWENTY – THREE!! Somewhere PCO hates this.

Ratings:

  • Sami Callihan vs Eric Young w/Losers: EY wins via Piledriver – ** 3/4
  • Lei Ying Lee & Masha Slamovich vs The Elegance Clique w/M & Personal Concierge: Elegantos win via Rarefied Air – ***
  • Eddie Edwards & JDC w/Alisha & Brian Myers vs Matt Cardona & Home Town Man: HTM wins via Cradle – *
  • Champion’s Challenge: The Rascalz, Joe Hendry, Leon Slater & Elijah vs The Kaiba Boys, Moose, Steve Maclin & Trick Williams: Elijah wins via Highwayman’s Farewell – ***

 

Results:

Sami Callihan vs Eric Young w/Losers

Sami knocks them all off the apron before the bell rings, he levels the loser children, finds a chair, attacks EY but EY counters and this is the excuse to use weapons since the bell didn’t ring yet. EY tries to break Sami’s hand on the steps with the chair, but Sami moves, throws EY back in the ring, bell rings and EY hits a Belly to Belly suplex for two. They slug it out, Sami goes for Headbutts, then Sami wants to run the ropes but a loser trips him, distracts long enough for EY to knock him out of the ring and loser children swarm as loser children do. EY does the classic, throw back out for losers to attack while EY grabs and distracts the ref. Sami is selling a few lame attacks from the losers like he got shot. It’s an excessive sell, so it’s honestly a dumb transitional moment.

EY levels Sami, Lariat into Scoop Slam, looks for the Macho Elbow but Sami hits the ropes to crotch EY. Sami Superplex time, but EY bites the face to make Sami drop, EY jumps at him but eats a straight right hand. Cactus Driver, but no, EY tries his Piledriver…they both gouge eyes at the same time, Sami catches an EY charge into a Flatliner as they’re both down…for…reasons? The selling in this match seems…poorly timed and kinda stupid. Hard Irish Whip, EY Flair Flips the corner, levels Sami, Macho Elbow for 2.9! EY threatens to hit the ref, but then goes to mad dog commentary. EY then wants to attack fans…he’s more unhinged than World Elite EY. Sami gives him the old Dick Twist into a Stunner but only for two! Losers try to distract, first one gets taken out, second one uses a chair, EY hits the Piledriver on Sami, EY wins.

I feel like this is gonna continue for a few weeks since it wasn’t a clean win. 

Mustafa Ali’s group comes out, and I refuse to say the name because it’s dumb and they’re already fraying at the seams. Ali wants an apology session, Tasha and Hotch apologize to him but Skyler bites back and refuses, even shoved Ali. So Ali challenges him to a “Call to Arms” match. What in the hell is a Call to Arms match? 

Lei Ying Lee & Masha Slamovich vs The Elegance Clique w/M & Personal Concierge

ASH does her borderline racist fake karate before Lei stares her down and tags in Heather. Heather avoids Lei, Lei throws a few Tornado Kicks to make a point and Heather tags out. Heather being 4’8″ helps her here. Concierge says “There’s no Karate in wrestling”. ASH, Lei and Masha are in the ring, ASH is trying to decide who she wants to face, but the Concierge google translated it and hands it to ASH, before the face team rocks ASH. Masha lifts up Lei and Lei does the Liu Kang Bicycle Kick, steering more into her Mortal Kombat aesthetic. Senton off the apron from Lei and Masha dives into the pile, the comedy heels are getting leveled. We go to commercial and come back with Lei getting Double Teamed but she spins it into a weird Neckbreaker..but can’t tag out just yet. Lei blocks Heather, Enzuigiri, simultaneous tag, Masha is Yakuza kicks for all and the 2 for 1 Lariat/DDT special. Near fall, but Masha goes for murder, but Heather breaks it, Rocket Launcher/Code Breaker from Elegance but Lei breaks up the pin. ASH tries to intimidate Lei with her fake Karate before throwing her out of the ring. Heather hits Lei with a handful of Glitter and then bounces her face off the post. Masha tries to stop ASH, Kelly’s music distracts Masha, Rarefied Air gives ASH the win.

Santino comes out and GOD DAMMIT no one wants to see Tommy Dreamer fight Mance Warner…that’s a useless thing. Pivot away…no one wants this. Oh no, now we have to listen to Steph talk too. Okay it seems to be a pivot, thankfully. Steph and Mance talk shit, Dreamer says something about Something is gonna happen…and Jake Something comes out. So…I guess we’re gonna build him up for 2 months and then job him out for 6 before he fucks off to his home galaxy or whatever? 

Really wish Indi just opened with the Billy Butcher classic of, “Oi Cunt!” – but this wasn’t bad. 

Eddie Edwards & JDC w/Alisha & Brian Myers vs Matt Cardona & Home Town Man

I hate… Cardona so much more now. Heel reasons for Cardona…go away heat for Deaner.

JDC wants the Home Town Man to start…and Deaner does his stupid Flip Flop and Fly, Cardona tags in, JDC is eating some offense, Cardona wants the Reboot, JDC powders, Cardona Dives but then Lish and the general numbers catch up to Cardona. Eddie is legal, and now they isolate Cardona with some decent tandem work and isolation. This turns into kind of a schmoz, lots of silly spots, near falls and then Home Town doofus gets the cradle pinfall on Eddie.

Whenever Deaner is involved I can’t be asked to care. The System beats Cardona and Deaner down, but Eddie did eat a pin. Which is embarrassing not even for work reasons, like it’s just sad.

Champion’s Challenge: The Rascalz, Joe Hendry, Leon Slater & Elijah vs The Kaiba Boys, Moose, Steve Maclin & Trick Williams

Elijah and Nic start things off, slow push off, arm wring, top wristlock, simple chain wrestling start. Nic breaks the chain and hits a Dropkick, Elijah runs the ropes and hits a Diving Lariat and starts the Rope Walk. Nic seems far to awake and alert for that move then, I hate how people pull that off too early. Wentz gets tagged in, Nic tags in Maclin who wasn’t looking for a tag, but him and Wentz have a nice clash, Trey tags in, they try to double him, but they pause and look at each other. Maclin asks for a tag, no one tags him so he Chops Ryan to tag him in and throws him in.

The little nod to Maclin and Rascalz history and the fact the faces realize Maclin isn’t a piece of shit. A little MCMG homage tandem attacks on Ryan, Wentz punctuates with the Handspring Knee Lift, Ryan tags out to Trick. Trick and Wentz go back and forth, Rascalz have Trick eating offense, Moose tries to slow things down, both Trick and Moose powder, Rascalz Double Golden Triangle Moonsaults. Trey gets tripped by Nic, Moose hits Lights Out, but there’s no referee so it’s a little chaotic.

Out of the commercial things are controlled kinda and we see a simultaneous tag to Moose and Leon. Leon comes out hot, level Moose with a Leg Lariat, attacks Nic Nemeth, attacks Ryan, and then Moose hits Leon with the Stun Gun. Moose looks to tag in Maclin but Maclin jumps off the apron. Trick takes the tag, keeps control, Trick forcibly tags in Maclin but Ryan tags himself in and pulls Leon to the Champions’ corner, Nic tags in and isolates Leon, with the Kaibas quick tagging and keeping Leon down.

Moose tags in, tries to Suplex Leon about four times but Leon stops it then counters the Suplex. Moose tries to cut him off, but the Champions distract the ref so the ref can’t see Leon tag out. Nic and Moose doubling up and Leon is the bump guy of this last portion of the match. Big Uranage from Moose…Moose looks for Lights Out but Small Package almost ruined things, Body Scissors Cradle, GAME CHANGER! Moose looks to hit a Jacknife Powerbomb but Leon turns it into a DDT. Maclin and Ryan start fighting, Nic Superkicks Maclin, Hendry and Nic tag in, Hendry is a house of fire. Sack of Shits for everyone! Nic, Ryan, there’s a pause when Hendry is face to face with Trick and Trick gets Uppercuts first then Sack of Shit! Standing Ovation on Nic, but Ryan blocks, Kaibas try a tandem attack but Hendry Lariats them both. Elijah tags in and is the maestro of the crowd and chopping Ryan to some fun. Ryan goes for a Polish Hammer but eats the Knee Lift. Signature spam time…

Ryan tries to use the International title but Maclin grabs the title away from Ryan, clocks Nic, Standing Ovation into the Highwayman’s Farewell. Champions lose!

Overall Score: 4/10

Well this was a rough one boys and girls. Sami and EY was just an overbooked shitshow, Lei Ying Lee is unfortunately in a spot where it’s obvious TNA has no clue how to use her, the Elegantos are the New Beautiful People, and I’m not mad at that. But you need to space out your goofball crap. You can’t have Elegance Clique, Home Town Moron and Santino in 3 consecutive segments. And if anyone goes “it was 3 out of 4” that’s doesn’t lessen my point, the beauty of Pro Wrestling being a variety show is…FOR VARIETY! When the lead match feels stupid because of bad pacing, poor selling and overbooking with two losers, it feels like a useless match with idiots, then comedy, followed by more comedy…you see how that’s literally NOT VARIETY.

Figure it out seriously. This was a disappointing episode. If you’re a casual viewer than it’s just chalk for TNA doing cringe and borderline goof crap since they’ve always steered a little more into the carny than other companies. But this show was…where’s Jisoo and Jenny? I feel like I need that gif:

two women standing in a kitchen with the words not bad but not good on the bottom

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