AEW Results
Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (11/19/21)
Jurassic Express is on a Rampage!
Will there be no disputing this one?
Even though they won at AEW Full Gear, Jurassic Express must again battle with Adam Cole. But this time, Cole brings the Infamous One, Bobby Fish!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Darby Allin VS Billy Gunn w/ Gunn Club; Darby wins.
- TBS Championship Tournament Quarterfinals: Jade Cargill w/ Mark Sterling VS Red Velvet; Cargill wins and advances to the semifinals.
- Jurassic Express VS Adam Cole & Bobby Fish; Jurassic Express wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Darby Allin w/ Sting VS Billy Gunn w/ Gunn Club!
The Relentless One doesn’t care that he got cheated by MJF, who doesn’t get cheated by that guy? But he isn’t broken mentally in the least, he wants the biggest and the baddest he can find! Will Papa Gunn be the one to break Darby physically?
The bell rings and fans rally up already. Darby and Billy circle, tie up, and Billy isn’t even fazed as he pushes Darby to the corner and put shim up top. Billy pats Darby then backs off as fans chant, “MISTER ASS!” for the Ass Man. They tie up again, Billy is again unbothered, then he SWINGS Darby to TOSS him! Darby gets to ropes and sit sup but Billy tells him to SUCK IT. The sons of Gunn taunt Darby, Billy dares Darby to go for a test of strength. Darby gets up, and SLAPS Billy instead! Billy rushes in, Darby dodges and dropkicks! Billy tosses Darby again, Darby lands on his feet, only to get a HUGE back drop! Darby crashes down then bails out!
Billy goes out and stalks Darby up the ramp. Billy drags Darby up by the rib tape, then TOSSES him down the ramp! Darby tumbles to the ring and the sons of Gunn talk some trash. Billy takes his time returning to ringside, and he gets Darby up and into the ring. Billy stares down with Sting, these ol’ gunslingers are no strangers. Billy goes into the ring to stomp Darby at the ramps. Fans call Billy and his sons A-Holes but the Gunns just hug it out. Billy goes back to Darby, tells Sting to make some room. Billy then YANKS Darby right to the floor! Darby crawls, the sons of Gunn mock his pain, and Billy puts Darby back in.
Billy takes his time again but Darby WRECKS him with a dropkick! Darby runs and DIVES, but Billy deflects him into the railing! Fans boo as Darby is down on the ground but AEW goes to picture in picture.
Billy stands on Darby as he stares down the fans. Colten gets his dad a drink of water, then Billy tells Sting not to try anything. Billy drags Darby up, taunts the fans, then RAMS Darby into the apron! Darby writhes but Billy brings Darby around and into the ring. Billy looms over Darby, drags him back up, gives a thumbs up then DECKS Darby with a right hand! AEW returns to single picture as fans rally for Darby. Billy tells them to shut up, then he stands Darby up to put him up top. Billy ROCKS Darby with an uppercut, then climbs up top. Darby throws body shots, and BITES Billy’s ear! The sons protest but Darby COFFIN DROPS onto them!
Billy goes out to put Darby back in the ring while fans lose their minds. Billy drags Darby up, has him by the waistband and swings him around to TOSS into a corner! Darby tumbles, Billy waits but then he mocks Sting’s howl! Billy says SUCK IT, then runs corner to corner, but the Stinger Splash gets buckles! Darby goes up, THROWBACK STUNNER! Then he hops on for CODE RED!! Darby fires up, goes up top, COFFIN DROP!! Cover, ONE?!? Darby hurries up top again, COFFIN DROP AGAIN!! cover, Darby wins!
Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall
But the sons of Gunn RAM Sting into railing! And then they mug Darby! Sting gets in to CLUB away on the sons! Clothesline sends Austin out, then another clothesline sends Colten out! But then Billy CHOP BLOCKS Sting! Fans boo, Billy DECKS Sting with a right hand! And again! Sting still gets up, fans cheer him on but Billy DECKS him a third time! The Gunn Club stands tall, but will the Icon and the Relentless One come back for revenge?
Backstage interview with QT Marshall.
QT tells Tony Schiavone that Thanksgiving Dynamite this Wednesday, can’t get much bigger than him beating up CM Punk in his hometown! QT calls out Punk, saying Punk probably wants to walk away from this like he did from everything else in his past, but he should do himself a favor. Heck, do all of Chicago a favor and fight like the man the “Windy City morons” all think you are? Unless of course he’s worried QT will put Punk to sleep. See what he did there? Yeah… But will QT be the one taking a nap next Wednesday Night Dynamite?
AEW shares Chris Jericho’s post-Full-Gear comments.
“On a day like today which is so personal, memorable, for both good reasons but mostly bad reasons, I think we had a real task in front of us. We went out there in front of two UFC killers, and Ethan Page & Scorpio Sky,” but the Inner Circle did what they always do. They banded together, kicked the s*it out of everyone, and if they want it again, Jericho will gladly staple Dan Lambert’s nuts again.
The Men of the Year respond.
Scorpio Sky “congratulates” The Inner Circle. The fans can celebrate now. But they got one victory over them. Don’t think this is over, though! Believe this like yo’ mama said it! They’re far from finished. And is this really what they take pride in? A pinfall on a man who didn’t want to be in that match? But Ethan Page is proud of Dan Lambert for thriving, surviving and never giving up in that match. When Ethan says Lambert hasn’t given up, he means it. This is not the last we’ve seen of American Top Team in AEW!
TBS Championship Tournament Quarterfinals: Jade Cargill w/ Mark Sterling VS Red Velvet!
A storm is coming, and she’s ready to make AEW #ThatBitchShow! But will she end up with egg on her face when she takes on The Chef, who is ready to redeem herself from their original 1v1 match up?
The bell rings and the two stare down as fans fire up. Velvet steps to Jade, Jade steps to Velvet, and the forearms start flying! Velvet backs Jade down with those boxing shots but Jade shoves her away! Jade then gets Velvet with both hands, TOSSES Her to the corner, but Velvet dodges to fire off big hands and CHOPS Jade shoves her again, storms in but Velvet ducks the boot! Velvet comes back but no rana as Jade gets Velvet up! Velvet fights, sunset flips, but Jade stays up to stomp! Velvet avoids that to then HEEL KICK! Jade staggers, Velvet runs, but Jade catches her crossbody to a FALL AWAY SLAM! Jade barely even had to fall to toss Velvet!
Jade KICKS Velvet in the side, then smirks as she looms over her. Jade stomps Velvet, drags her back up, then pump handles her for a FLIPPING FACEBUSTER! Jade soaks up the heat, stomps Velvet more, then drags her up, but Velvet fires off a forearm! Jade KNEES low, scoops but Velvet slips off! O’Conner Roll denied, Jade runs into a CALF KICK! Jade tumbles out of the ring! Velvet builds speed to DIVE, into a HAYMAKER! Jade SLAPS Velvet, puts her back in, then drags her up again. Jade gets Velvet with an APRON URENAGE! Jade is all smiles as AEW goes to break.
Rampage returns and Jade throws forearms over and over on Velvet, then stomps her over and over. Jade digs her boots in and mocks the stirrin’ it up taunt. Velvet hits back but Jade ROCKS her then TOSSES her across the ring! Jade even does push-ups just to show off! Jade then storms over to Velvet but Velvet elbows her away. Velvet staggers to another corner, but she elbows Jade again. Velvet staggers again, then BOOTS back! SLINGBLADE! And another! Velvet runs to wheelbarrow and BULLDOG! Fans fire up with Velvet as sits Jade up and SLAP her down! Velvet then DOUBLE KNEES Jade against the ropes! Velvet then aims, runs, but Jade jumps the spear!
Jade runs in to BOOT Velvet right down! Velvet is in a daze, but Jade isn’t done with her! Jade drags Velvet up, chicken wings the arms as Sterling says this is what she gets for ruining his suit with that cake last week. But Velvet pushes back out of Jaded has the cover, TWO??! Velvet can’t believe how close she was to giving Jade her first loss! Jade staggers up, into a SPEAR! Cover, TWO!! Jade flounders, Velvet gets her up and kicks low. Velvet reels her in, FINAL- NO! Jade avoids the scissors to chicken wing! JADED!! Cover, Jade wins!
Winner: Jade Cargill, by pinfall (advances to the semifinals)
Undefeated and seemingly unstoppable! Who meets #ThatBitch in the next round of this historic tournament? Speaking of…
Thunder Rosa speaks.
“Well, no more tag matches. I already beat Stooge Number 1 that is Reba. And I will beat Stooge Number 2, and that is YOU, Jamie Hayter. This next Wednesday on Dynamite, I, La Mera Mera, will beat YOU, for a spot in the semifinals to finally become the first-ever TBS Champion.” Rosa warns Hayter in Spanish just what she’s gonna do to her! Will it all translate to a huge victory for Rosa on the road to some gold?
Backstage interview with CM Punk.
Schiavone knows it is going to be great to go to Punk’s hometown of Chicago again, but what about the comments from QT? “Listen, stakes are always high when you’re in your hometown.” It doesn’t matter who you are, usually, but Punk in Chicago, name higher stakes! Yeah, Punk’s lost in Chicago, big in Chicago. But he’s also won big in Chicago. A lot more high ceilings, not that many basements. But QT can bring Comoroto, Solo, hell even Ogogo. But bring that bad attitude and a hefty attitude. QT bit off more than he could chew going into Punk’s backyard before Thanksgiving, and we’re going to find out who the turkey is!
Mark Henry interviews tonight’s main eventers!
He brings up how Matt Jackson got hit with a Con-Chair-To, but Adam Cole cuts him off right there. Jungle Boy thinks he’s some sort of badass just cuz he gave Matt that chair shot like some sorta savage! Matt adds, “Yeah! What, you think you’re so tough now?” You tried to end Matt’s life on PPV in front of fans and his family! JB tried to end people’s careers, but Cole and his other friend put an end to this stupid charade! Mark asks if Jurassic Express is worried about interference. Christian Cage asks JB & Luchasaurus if they’re worried. No, they’re not. JB says that the first Bobby Fish match he ever saw, he won.
JB reminds Cole and his friends that they were the ones trying to take Jurassic Express & Christian out, so they don’t expect anything different. Christian says it’s funny. When The Elite has the numbers, there are smiles and laughs and dumb jokes. But when the numbers were even, they got the crap kicked out of them. Now they smell like cold spray and regret. They want to stack the odds again? Fine, bring some old friends. Christian brings one of his own. Well enough talk! It’s time for the main event! Will things finally be settled here tonight?
Jurassic Express VS Adam Cole & Bobby Fish!
Rampage returns as Cole & Fish make their entrance. It may not be undisputed, but it’s still all about the BOOM. Then Jungle Boy & Luchasaurus make their entrance and fans wave their arms around with Tarzan Life. The teams sort out and JB starts with Cole. They circle, tie up, and JB powers Cole back but Cole puts JB in the corner. Cole lets off to swing but JB dodges to forearm, CHOP and fire off on Cole! The ref backs JB off, but Cole gets JB for forearms and stomps in return! Cole whips corner to corner, JB stops himself and elbows Cole back. JB swings but into a waistlock! JB switches, ripcords and CHOPS!
JB kicks the legs, goes up and up and rebounds to arm-drag! Cole dodges the dropkick to BOOT him down! Cole rains down rights, then drags JB over to bump him off buckles. Tag to Fish and Fish gets to fire off on JB with forearms and kicks. Fish snapmare JB and then goes out to slingshot senton back in! Cover, ONE! Fish drags JB up, bumps him off buckles, then runs in but into JB’s boot! JB CHOPS, knuckle locks, goes up and up and rebounds to arm-drag again! The dropkick hits! JB kips up and Fish staggers to a corner. JB CHOPS Fish and tags in Luchasaurus! Whip and CHOP and Fish falls over!
Luchasaurus drags Fish back up, Fish ducks to fire off body shots and kicks! Fish kicks but Luchasaurus KICKS! Fish is down as fans rally and duel. Luchasaurus storms up on Fish and fires off big hands! Luchasaurus tags JB back in and JB climbs up. Scoop SLAM and then the KNEE-BOARD SENTON! Cover, ONE! JB keeps on Fish and throws forearms. Fish claims JB got him in the eye. JB runs, Cole gets a cheap shot! JB elbows Cole down! Cole PELES JB back! Luchasaurus protests but Fish KICKS JB down! Fans boo, Fish brings JB up and puts him in the corner for more knees. Tag to Cole and they stomp away as AEW goes picture in picture.
Cole digs his boots in, the ref counts, Fish digs his knee in while she’s busy with Cole. Cole drags JB up, turns him and hits a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Cole is annoyed but he coordinates with Fish. Cole ROCKS JB, then bumps him off Fish’s boot! Tag to Fish, he drags JB up to BOOT him into the corner. Fish fires off forearms and body shots, then he brings JB around to snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Fish pulls JB’s hair but JB throws body shots. Fish KCIKS JB down then drags him over to tag in Cole. Cole drops ax handles on JB’s head then drags him from the ropes. JB hits back with body shots, and CHOPS, then runs but into a fireman’s carry! USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO!
Cole is annoyed more, but he drags JB over and tags in Fish. Fish stomps JB, taunts Luchasaurus, then he drags JB around. Fish CLUBS JB in the ribs, gets him up and back suplexes! Cover, TWO! Fish keeps focus and he stalks JB to a corner. JB kicks back and again and again! Fish hobbles away, JB gets up but Fish tackles him back to the corner! Fish rains down right hands in the corner, then he drags JB up and over. Fish bumps JB off buckles, tags in Cole, and Cole stomps JB in the back! Cole tags Fish back in, AEW returns to single picture, Fish snapmares for a chinlock. JB endures as Fish squeezes tight and fans rally up.
JB fights up, throws body shots, Fish KNEES low! Fish whips, JB rebounds for the COMEBACKER! Fans fire up while Fish is dazed! JB and Fish crawl for their corners, hot tag to Cole and he gets JB”s foot! JB reaches, get sup, Cole ducks the enziguri! But JB ducks the shining wizard and the boot! Hot tag to Luchasaurus! Luchasaurus rallies on Fish & Cole! BOOTS all around, then he tosses each man to a corner! Back body block for Fish, back body block for Cole, repeat! Cole dodges, but Luchasaurus DOUBLE LARIATS Cole & Fish down! Fans fire up with Luchasaurus and he waits on Cole. Choke grip for Cole, choke grip for Fish!
Fish wrenches out to KICK the leg! Cole BOOTS, then they double lariat, but Luchasaurus handsprings under! Hot tag to JB! Slingshot, pass under, full nelson lift for Fish! Cole ducks the TAIL WHIP and it sends Fish into the FACEBUSTER! Luchasaurus scoops Cole, JURASSIC CUTTER!! Cover, TWO!! Fans fire up as JB drags Cole up and slashes the throat. JB suplexes, Cole blocks! Fish gets in, JB ducks and CHOPS Fish! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Cole ENZIGURIS! Fish runs to SUPERKICK Luchasaurus, Cole BOOTS him down! Cole & Fish coordinate, CHASING THE GHOSTBUSTER! Fish FLIES to take out Luchasaurus?! Cole covers JB, TWO?!?!
Fans are thunderous and Cole is shocked! Cole gets up, wants JB to sit up, and then he runs, but JB drags him down! Cole kicks JB away, JB comes back, DOUBLE FOREARMS, then DOUBLE BOOTS! Cole BOOTS again, but JB SUPERKICKS first! Cole staggers, JB runs, but Cole sends him out. JB shoulders back in, steps in, into a SUPERKICK! Cole goes to the corner and hops up! The fans fire up, JB slowly rises, but Luchasaurus stops the Panama Sunrise to POWERBOMB Cole down! Roll for JB to BLINDSIDE CLOTHESLINE! Cover, Fish breaks it! Fish helps Cole get over to the corner, “This is Awesome!” as Fish tags in.
Fish runs corner to corner at JB, to KNEE! Fish fires forearms and kicks, Fish gets the leg to KNEE it and KICK it! Then DRAGON SCREW it! Fish slashes the throat and says this is it. JB slowly crawls, Fish runs in, into an OVERHEAD Belly2Belly into a corner! JB drags Fish up into a waistlock, Fish grabs ropes. The Young Bucks “sneak” out, JB sees them at the ramp. The Bucks stay away, but they do talk trash to Luchasaurus. But here comes Christian Cage and his chair! Christian chase the Bucks around the way, then off the ramp! Wait, Cole went with them?! Fish O’Conner Rolls, TWO and JB has the schoolboy! TWO, into the SNARE TRAP!!
Fish is caught, but he crawls for the ropes! JB drags him back! JB has Fish trapped, Fish taps! Jurassic Express wins!
Winners: Jurassic Express, by submission
The Bucks’ attempt at a distraction didn’t pay off at all! JB & Luchasaurus still win this one, and are building momentum in the AEW Tag Division! Will they be able to bypass the Bucks towards the titles this holiday season?
My Thoughts:
Another great Rampage! But, I do have to say, does CM Punk have something in his contract where he has to be on every televised thing AEW does? I don’t think there’s been a Dynamite or Rampage where he hasn’t gotten TV time live and in person. He has a good promo, and QT has a fairly good one, too, to set up their match that QT is not winning. MJF might try to help QT but I’m thinking MJF waits until after instead so that he can disrespect Punk in his hometown. We also got good promos from Jericho and the Men of the Year, and I figured there’d be one more chapter to the feud with American Top Team. We need Jericho VS Masvidal 1v1.
Darby VS Billy was a great match, and as was the interactions between Billy and Sting. As I said before, I’m thinking this turns into Darby & Sting VS Gunn Club, probably the sons first. We also got a great match out of Cargill VS Velvet. I figured Cargill was winning but Velvet felt as close to defeating her as anyone has yet. Thunder Rosa had a really good promo calling out Hayter, that’s going to be a really good match, but I feel like no matter who wins, they lose to Cargill. Then we got awesome stuff out of Jurassic Express and half of the team formerly known as the Undisputed Era. JB’s burn on Fish was powerful, so I’m a bit surprised Jurassic Express won. Maybe once they’re “cleared,” the Bucks take Jurassic Express 2v2 and we essentially see who will be going after the tag titles from there.
My Score: 8.7/10
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