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Mitchell’s WWE NXT UK Results & Report! (12/9/21)

Will Moustache Mountain make history?

Published

3 years ago

December 9, 2021

Steven Mitchell

Will NXT UK still be Pretty Deadly?

The NXT UK Tag Team Championships are on the line! Will Pretty Deadly deny Moustache Mountain their historic triumph once again?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

Emilia McKenzie VS Blair Davenport; Davenport wins.
Sam Gradwell VS Sha Samuels w/ Noam Dar; Gradwell wins.
NXT UK Tag Team Championships: Pretty Deadly VS Moustache Mountain; Moustache Mountain wins and becomes the new NXT UK Tag Team Champions.

PLAY BY PLAY

Emilia McKenzie VS Blair Davenport!

Meiko Satomura’s student continues to be the gatekeeper to who faces the Final Boss next. Will #SuplexMillie keep the gritty goth from going for gold? Or will she be minced meat in Blair’s brutal hands?

The bell rings and the two tie right up. They go around, Millie waistlocks but Blair wrenches out to a wristlock. Millie slips through to wrench and wristlock back. Blair spins through, steps through, wrenches then headlocks, but Millie throws body shots. Millie powers out and arm-drags Blair, then arm-drags again! Blair blocks the third, but Millie wrenches to TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO! Millie waistlocks Blair again, but Blair resists the lift and backs Millie into a corner. Blair throws back elbows, arm-drags Millie now, then runs her right over with a shoulder! Blair kicks and stomps Millie, KICKS her in the back, then drags her up to bump off buckles.

Fans rally for Millie but Blair digs her boot in. The ref counts, Blair lets off, but she waits on Millie to stand. Blair runs in to forearm smash, then snapmare and basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Blair CLUBS Millie, Millie hits back, but Blair snapmares and wraps on a chinlock. Millie endures as fans rally up. Blair cranks on the hold, Millie fights up and throws body shots. Blair knees low, whips but Millie reverses to CLOBBER her! Millie starts to rally but Blair back elbows! Millie ducks the clothesline to back suplex! Cover, TWO! Fans rally as Millie drags Blair up, underhooks the arms, but Blair fights the suplex. Blair wrenches out to ROCK Millie with a forearm!

Millie CLUBS Blair back! Blair throws body shots, Millie fires forearm after forearm! Blair sobats, Millie comes back, ducks and dodges and SPEARS! Cover, TWO!! Very close for Millie, but fans rally up as she focuses. Millie waistlocks, but Blair blocks the lift! Blair pries the hold, wrenches, BOOTS, and whips. Millie reverses, Blair goes up and up and missile dropkicks! Cover, TWO! Blair grows frustrated but she drags Millie right back up. Blair suplexes, Millie slips out and waistlocks, HIGH ANGLE GERMAN! Cover, TWO!! Blair survives again but fans rally up as Millie goes corner to corner. Blair BOOTS her away, Millie comes back but is put on the apron.

Millie shoulders into Blair, climbs up top, rolling handspring but into a KNEE! Blair gets Millie back up, FALCON ARROW! Almost a driver variation! Cover, Blair wins!

Winner: Blair Davenport, by pinfall

Millie could not stop Blair, and now there’s a clear path to the NXT UK Women’s Championship! But Blair isn’t done, she drags Millie into an STF! Using Meiko’s favorite submission against her student, and while Meiko is away in Japan! Blair says she wants Final Boss VS Ichiban Gaijin! “Matane!” In English, “See you later!” Blair wants her shot, has she simply ensured her demise when the Best in the World returns?

Noam Dar & Sha Samuels visit Sid Scala’s office.

Dar wants Sha to be respectful, this is the boss. Never! Sha bangs on the door, they step in and Dar says, “Look what we have here! Me, the Heritage Cup Champion. You. When I first came to NXT UK, you didn’t believe in me. I didn’t feel the trust that I need from my employer.” But go ahead, congratulate him, and even thank him. Sid says congratulations are in order. Good enough. But while they’re here, Sid wanted to mention one thing. Next week- The party bus? No no. Nathan Frazer VS A-Kid, in a Heritage Cup #1 Contenders match. WHAT?! Sha, calm down. Dar told him not to bang on the door. Bye, Sid.

Dar and Sha grumble their way out, but will they grumble even more when Dar learns who his next challenger will be?

NXT UK has a medical update on Rampage Brown.

After the essentially knockout enziguri from Ilja Dragunov in their title match, Rampage was monitored by WWE Medical. As a result of losing the match, Rampage was not in the state of mind to answer questions, and refused further treatment. He hasn’t even answered calls from management.

NXT UK Media catches up with Xia Brookside.

She’s apparently in the middle of a conversation with someone, and they want to ask her about her loss to Meiko Satomura. Xia gets defensive because they’re trying to “embarrass” her in front of her friends. It’s not HER fault that she lost! She had ONE WEEK to prepare! IT’s not enough time! Sid set her up, it’s not fair! Her friends walk away, and Xia continues to complain. She then storms off, but will her spoiled streak only get worse from here on?

Jordan Devlin is here!

The Irish Ace heads to the ring and already soaks up the heat from the BT Sports Studio crowd. Devlin gets the mic to say, “Y’know something, man, I think it’s time we got on the same page about something. Me, you guys, everyone in the back, you people watching at home. I am standing here today in front of you, the longest reigning NXT Cruiserweight Champion in the history of this company. I am the star. I am the franchise player. I am the Ace of this brand. And in my opinion, there’s only one thing left for me to do here. I think it’s time for me to take the NXT UK title.” Fans are torn hearing that, but Devlin calls Dragunov out.

Devlin won’t interrupt Dragunov, Dragunov can come out here to Devlin’s ring and be face to face with the Ace. Devlin will run Dragunov outta town! Dragunov makes his entrance! Fans cheer as Dragunov goes to the ring and gets a mic of is own. “Jordan, I really appreciate your abilities in the ring, I truly do. But what this whole show is all about, like… This whole talking… Where I come from, we don’t talk so much. So, if everything you want is just to have a match with me, why don’t you just ask for it?” Devlin tells Dragunov that he knows who’s Dragunov beaten. All good men, honorable men. Men that come to the ring and fight for the love of the sport, and tell you the mat is sacred.

Devlin’s not like those men. He won’t stop if Dragunov knocks him out, or quit if Dragunov breaks his nose. And between these ropes, there is nothing sacred to him. If Dragunov gives Devlin a chance, and Devlin only needs one chance, he’ll end Dragunov’s career to win the title, and not lose one wink of sleep over it. Dragunov laughs that off. He’ll make this clear to Devlin. There’s nothing Devlin can say to intimidate him. There’s nothing Devlin can make to make Dragunov nervous or scared. Just be sure whatever kind of fight Devlin will bring, Dragunov is prepared for everything. Fans chant for “UNBESIEGBAR!”

Devlin says, “I do hope you know what you’re getting yourself into.” And that his wife at home forgive shim for it. And that he can explain to his son, Constantine, why he has to grow up taking care of daddy. Dragunov DECKS Devlin for that one! Referees rush out as Dragunov has Devlin in the corner! Devlin hits back once they pull Dragunov away, but then Devlin bails out. Will the Irish Ace take everything from The Czar? Or will he bust playing this dangerous game?

NXT UK hears from Amale.

Amale’s name means “Hope” in Arabic, which is why she is the French Hope. She has shown her aggression and readiness to destroy, but this frustration isn’t from nowhere. All her life, she has been told, “No.” “No” because she is a woman, because of where she comes from, because of how she is an Arabic immigrant in France. But she’s always had the dream of being a WWE superstar. She is a law school graduate with two Masters degrees, she speaks three languages and was a teacher. She could’ve done anything she wanted in life, but she chose to become a WWE superstar.

It didn’t go as expected, because no one believed in her. She even started to doubt herself, to the point of almost quitting. But after her first tryout, hope came back in her life. She fights for her dreams, because this is her life! She gets emotional as she says people don’t understand how important this is to her. Her parents said, “No, go to law school.” Parents of her students said, “No, don’t try.” She is sick of people telling her what to do. She wants to be at the top, on the big stage. This is what she’s meant to do, and nothing is more important to her. Her parents are now very proud, and happy to see her happy.

She is the first and only French female superstar in the WWE, and if she can be a glimmer of hope to others, she’ll be happy.

NXT UK hears from Kenny Williams.

“Now there’s people in this life who like to pretend. Who like to go around, put up a façade, acting like they’re something they’re not. And there’s no shortage of pretenders in NXT UK. And none bigger than Mark Andrews. He’s the cool kid, the rockstar, the skateboarder. That? That is all an act! Mark Andrews is a scared, insecure little boy.” Williams says all this and you can trust him, because he used to be a pretender. But not anymore! Mark, Kenny is everything you think he is, and ten times worse! Andrews is all that’s left of Subculture right now, and when Kenny’s done with him, there will be nothing! And in its place, all that will remain is the Scum Culture.

Will #MAndrews be put on the sideline like Flash Morgan Webster and Dani Luna? Or can he crush “Kenny Cockroach” once and for all?

Sam Gradwell VS Sha Samuels w/ Noam Dar!

The Thunderstorm and the East End Bookie made quite the bet last week. Gradwell put 10 on himself at 4000 to 1 odds, meaning he could be raking in 40,000 on top of the winner’s purse! Will Sha have to quite truly put his money where his mouth is?

The bell rings and the two circle as fans rally up. They tie up, go around, and Gradwell throws Sha away. Sha and Gradwell tie up again, Sha pushes Gradwell back but Gardwell again throws him away. Dar gives Sha some tips, Sha and Gradwell circle again. Sha headlocks, Gradwell powers out but Sha stops himself to get away to his corner again. Dar gives him more pointers, Sha and Gardwell circle again. Sha knees low, CLUBS Gradwell on the back, then CLUBS him again! Gradwell hits back, Sha knees low! Sha bumps Gradwell off buckles, CLUBS him on the back, but Dar points out the leg. Sha goes for it, but Gradwell stops that!

Gradwell gets Sha’s arm for a double wristlock, then a clinch. “C’mon, you yogurt!” “Shut up, you mug!” Gradwell ROCKS Sha with close-up forearms! Gradwell ripcords but Sha CLUBS back! Sha CLUBS Gradwell to the ropes, brings him around to CLUB him again, then whips to ropes. Gradwell kicks back, then STO! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up and Gradwell drags Sha up to underhook. Sha gets away, then yanks Gradwell into buckles! Sha CLOBBERS Gradwell, then SPLASHES in the corner! “You stupid mug!” Sha runs to CLOBBER Gradwell! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally up, Sha drives elbows into Gradwell’s shoulders. Sha stands on Gradwell, “ALL THE MONEY!” He KICKS Gradwell in the back, covers, TWO! Sha slaps Gradwell around, brings him up but Gradwell EuroUppers! Sha EuroUppers back! Sha kicks Gradwell, DOUBLE CHOPS him on the back, then brings him up to talk some trash. Gradwell pulls Sha’s ear! Gradwell CLUBS the ear then eggs Sha on! Grawell rallies with lariats and elbows! Gradwell whips Sha to a corner then BACK DROPS him on the rebound! Gradwell CLUBS Sha, runs and clotheslines Sha out of the ring! Gradwell goes out to the apron, FLYING FOREARM takes Sha down!

The ring count climbs and Gradwell fires up! Fans are torn, but Gradwell gets Sha in at 7 of 10. Sha crawls away, bails out, but Gradwell goes out, only for Sha to trip him on the apron! Sha scoops and SLAMS Gradwell to the floor, then he gets his scarf to rally towel for “EAST! EAST! EAST!” Sha puts Gradwell in at 7 of 10, scoops and MICHINOKU DRIVER! Cover, TWO! Dar coaches Sha to hurry, and Sha gets Gradwell up to reel him in, EXPLODER! Cover, TWO!! Sha argues the count but the ref says it was fair. Sha brings the suspender straps down, then takes them off, but the ref stops him from using them as a whip! Gradwell then gets Sha’s scarf?

Dar goes over to make Gradwell put the scarf away, but Gradwell’s pretending to be choked! The ref sees that, and he thinks Dar was actually choking Gradwell!! Dar tries to explain but Gradwell gets up to TOWEL WHIP Sha down low! Then fireman’s carry, for the SAMOAN DRIVER!! Cover, Gradwell wins!!

Winner: Sam Gradwell, by pinfall

The Thunderstorm uses trickery to get even with the Scottish Supernova and East End Butcher! But will Sha keep his word and pay up?

Gallus finish up a job.

Not exactly a side hustle, if you catch my drift. But the “jobs” are getting harder. Especially with that new mob coming up. Mark Coffey asks if it feels like everyone’s out to get them. “Die Familia~.” Wolfgang asks Joe how they’re going to deal with that new kid. Who, Dempsey? Yeah. He thinks he’s a throwback, huh? No school like the old school. Aye, and Joe is the headmaster. But then let’s leave a mark on him, and the rest will crumble. Right, an eye for an eye. Once they leave him laid out, Gallus will be the ones smiling. Time to go. Will Gallus Boys still be on top after going after Teoman’s newest “brother?”

NXT UK takes a closer look at Frazer VS A-Kid.

The Spanish Sensation says the Heritage Cup made him the superstar he is today. It is about time he comes back home to the cup. But the British Prodigy says that while this may be just another match for AK, this is the biggest moment of Frazer’s life. He was blown away by AK’s technical ability and ring IQ. AK is planning on training differently, build up his strength so that he can keep Frazer down because of how fast he is. Frazer says he is one of the best high-fliers, and AK will play his game. Frazer will bring AK into the sky and drop him, so that AK will go SPLAT. AK says timing beats speed.

People already say Frazer is the future of NXT UK. AK remembers when they were saying that about him. AK isn’t the future, he is the present! And he hopes Frazer steps up, just like AK did. Frazer’s back is against the wall, but that’s where he thrives. Which young star shines brighter than the other next week?

NXT UK Tag Team Championships: Pretty Deadly VS Moustache Mountain!

Sam Stoker & Lewis Howley found a rather unscrupulous way to win these titles off Gallus, and a similarly sneaky way to keep the belts from Trent Seven & Tyler Bate before. Will the dandy highwaymen have one more trick up their fashionable sleeves? Or will this finally be the time The Artful Dodger & The Big Strong Boy make history?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and something’s gotta give in this tag title rematch!

The teams sort out, Bate starts against Stoker. They circle, tie up, Stoker shoves Bate away and shouts, “We’re the champs! This is about us! Not about you!” Bate and Stoker tie up again, Stoker pulls hair, wrenches the wrist, but Bate rolls, rolls back, breaks free to wrench back! Bate knuckle locks, wrenches and WRINGS Stoker to then dropkick him down! Howley gets in but gets a dropkick, too! Bate arm-drags Stoker to have the wristlock and fans rally up. Stoker fights up, Bate hammerlocks to a headlock but Stoker wrenches free to a top wristlock. Stoker throws Bate down, has the top wristlock, but Bate fights up.

Howley tags in, Pretty Deadly double top wristlock, but Bate walks up the corner to double arm-drag them away! Fans fire up, Bate ducks them both, tag to Seven! DOUBLE DROPKICKS take Pretty Deadly down! Seven and Bate both clothesline Pretty Deadly out! The champs are frustrated but fans fire up and Howley gets in to be thrown out. Stoker saves Howley from taking a tumble, Pretty Deadly give Scott Hall “ooh~” fingers as Stoker puts Howley on the apron. Stoker tags but from the outside and the ref points out that’s illegal! Seven still goes after Stoker, but Howley gets in to DEAD LEG Seven! Howley drags Seven up to throw EuroUppers but Seven body shots.

Howley uppercuts, headlocks, but Seven powers out, only for Howley to run him over! Howley stomps Seven, runs, but Seven drops, then CROSSBODIES, but Howley catches him!? Howley pops Seven to a scoop but Seven slips off to scoop and SLAM Howley! Stoker gets in, but Seven scoop SLAMS him beside Howley! Seven runs to drop a leg on Howley, brother! Cover, TWO! Tag to Bate, Seven brings Howley up and Moustache Mountain double suplex with a stall. Stoker runs in but Seven intercepts with a kick. Bate keeps Howley up, Seven suplexes Stoker! Stereo SLAMS out of the suplexes! Cover, TWO! Bate keeps cool, brings Howley around and throws EuroUppers.

Tag to Seven, Bate fireman’s carries and WASTELAND SLAMS! This is a role reversal from how they usually do this, Seven KNEE-BOARD SENTONS Howley! Cover, TWO! Howley gasps but Seven CLUBS him. Seven wrenches, but Howley breaks free to CHOP! Howley puts Seven in a corner, CHOPS him again, but that just angers Seven! Seven CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Seven fires up, fakes Howley out but Stoker saves Howley from the DDT! The ref reprimands, Howley drags Seven up to throw him out. Howley shoves Bate but that distracts as Stoker goes for Seven. Seven CHOPS away on Stoker! But Howley goes out to RAM Seven into apron!

Tag to Stoker, he goes out after Seven to whip him into steel steps! Fans boo but Pretty Deadly soak up the heat! The ring count climbs, Stoker gets Seven in at 6 of 10. Cover, TWO! Stoker rains down hands, then drags Seven up. Seven throws body shots and fans rally, but Stoker EuroUppers! Seven is in a corner, Stoker CLUBS him, then hoists him up top and backwards. Stoker climbs up, mocks the Moustache Mountain posing, but Seven elbows him down! Howley gets Seven’s leg but Seven SMACKS him away! Stoker CLUBS Seven’s leg out and Seven hits the mat hard! Somehow, Seven is okay, and Stoker drags him to a cover, TWO!!

Tag to Howley, they mug Seven in the corner, then Howley brings Seven around to CLUB him down. Seven sits up but Howley CLUBS him again. Howley drags Seven up to EuroUpper, then he tags Stoker back in. Pretty Deadly double whip and double shoulder him down, then #YESBOY, they run to LEG DROP SPLASH COMBO! Cover, TWO! Seven refuses to give in, Stoker taunts him and stomps him. Fans sing for Seven but Stoker has him in the corner. Seven fights against both Stoker and Howley, kicks Stoker but Howley reels Seven in. Seven still fights, goes for his corner, but Stoker wraps on a sleeper hold! Seven JAWBREAKERS free!

Howley tags in, he throws Seven out hard! Tag back to Stoker, he drags Seven back up and mocks the singing, only for Seven to suplex him down! Howley hurries to get Stoker in the ring so he can tag! Howley keeps Seven from his corner but Seven kicks him away! Hot tag to Bate! The Big Strong Boy rallies on Howley with big fists! Bate shoves Howley to a corner, fires off body shots, but Stoker runs in, so Bate just adds him to the corner! Stoker shoves back but Bate gives him an EXPLODER! Bate kips up, Howley put shim in the corner but Bate KNEES him away. Bate goes up to FLYING UPPERCUT! Bate then gets Howley for an EXPLODER of his own!

Bate kips up and fires up, and fans are with him for the STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up for Bate as he gets Howley up. Bate underhooks the arms, but Howley wrenches out to ROCK him with a forearm! Howley block the rolling kick, reels Bate in, but Bate fights free of the bomb to underhook! TYLER DRIVER 98! Cover, TWO!! Howley survives but fans rally up for Bate. Bate brings Howley up in a waistlock and deadlift! Howley elbows free, switches, but Bate goes to ropes! Stoker tags in as Bate bucks the waistlock, but Bate ducks the sucker punch, only for Howley to back elbow! Howley fireman’s carries, ASSISTED GUT BUSTER DROP!! Cover, TWO!!

Stoker seethes and Howley is furious, but then Pretty Deadly get an idea. Fans rally up for Moustache Mountain, and so Pretty Deadly decides to copy something from Moustache Mountain’s book! Howley tags in and Stoker full nelsons Bate. Howley runs, rebounds, but Bate ducks and Howley CLOBBERS Stoker! Bate shows Howley how it’s done with the REBOUND LARIAT!! Fans fire up and Seven rises! Bate crawls over, hot tag to Seven! Seven, clutching his neck, kicks Howley, CLUBS, CHOPS, haymakers, repeat! Seven fires up, he fakes Howley out, but Stoker runs in! Seven BACK DROPS Stoker then DDTs Howley!

Seven roars, ripcords, but Howley BOOTS! Seven STILL LARIATS! Cover, TWO!! Howley survives again, but BT Sports Studio is thunderous as Seven rises again! Seven hoists Howley up but his back is bothering him! Howley elbows Seven down, tags Stoker, but Seven still lifts! Howley slips off, bails out, Seven chases after but Stoker BOOTS him down! Stoker then slingshots and somersaults, KANGAROO KICK! Howley calls to Stoker, Stoker tags him in. Howley DECKS Bate, Stoker hoists Seven up, SPILT MILK!!! Cover, Bate breaks it!! Bate got in just in time with that low boot and fans are thunderous for “NXT! NXT!”

Stoker whips but Bate throws him out. Bate puts Bop up, BANG sends Stoker down! Bate builds speed and he DIVES, but into SPILT MILK!! Pretty Deadly hurry to get back in the ring, Howley tags Stoker. They drag Seven up, Howley gives Stoker the BOOST into the CODE BREAKER! Howley gets Seven up to POWERBOMB! And then deadlift POWERBOMB onto Stoker’s knees! Cover, TWO!?!?! Seven survives and infuriates Pretty Deadly!! Fans fire up but then Howley gets the belts! Howley throws one in to Stoker but the ref takes that away. The ref forgets about the other belt! Howley throws that to Stoker, then wants the ref to give back the first. BELT SHOT to Seven!!

Stoker covers, TWO!?!??! HOW?!?! BT Sports Studio rallies for “TRENT! TRENT! TRENT!” and Pretty Deadly are beside themselves. Howley wants in, Stoker tags him. Stoker drags Seven up and Howley goes to a corner. But Bate anchors Howley and Seven DRAGON SUPLEXES Stoker! Howley kicks Bate away but leaps into a SUPERKICK from Seven!! All four men are down but the fans rally up! Seven calls to Bate, they both crawl to their corner. Howley is gasping, Stoker flops out of the ring. Hot tag to Bate! ROLLING KICK to Howley!! TYLER DRIVER 98!!! Bate won’t end it here, he goes up top! Seven SWATS Stoker, picks him up, BIRMINGHAMMER onto Howley!!

Bate adjusts up top, for the BIG SPIRAL BOY SENTON onto both Pretty Deadly! Cover, MOUSTACHE MOUNTAIN WINS!!!

Winners: Moustache Mountain, by pinfall (NEW NXT UK Tag Team Champions)

FINALLY! Seven & Bate reign together in NXT UK! Seven has his first NXT UK belt, Bate has the NXT UK Triple Crown, and together, Moustache Mountain is the FIRST team to have held NXT and NXT UK Tag Team Championships! Is this new chapter only the beginning of an epic reign for Seven & Bate?

My Thoughts:

What a great episode for NXT UK! Millie VS Blair was a really good opener, but Blair winning was a given as she was clearly being built as a major challenger to Meiko Satomura. It’d be quite shocking if Blair won against Meiko her first time trying, but with Aoife Valkyrie recovering from injury, it’d make sense if Blair got the nod. Amale had a very good vignette and I sense this is how they’ll turn her Face. Xia Brookside has a decent promo to of course blame Sid for her loss and add to her bratty Heel persona. In a way, that’s the double turn since Amale went after Xia a few months ago. Good little promo vignette from Gallus to keep up the kayfabe that they really are Scottish mafia.

I like that they managed to play off the shoot knockout shot Rampage suffered. Devlin calling out Dragunov and wanting his shot for the NXT UK Championship was great stuff, and a natural move. That’s going to be an awesome match, maybe they can arrange it to be the last main event of 2021, all in the big week WWE will have going towards Day 1. Dar & Sha had a great bit with Sid to set up Frazer VS A-Kid, and we got a good promo vignette from Frazer and A-Kid. The contender’s match can go either way, but I don’t see either of them taking the cup from Dar so soon. Gradwell VS Sha was great stuff, and how great that Gradwell got one over on them.

Kenny Williams had a good promo to plug his coming match with Mark Andrews, and as it turns out, Flash Morgan Webster and Dani Luna are both injured, so it will be a long time before Subculture is back at full force. Maybe Kenny wins so Andrews can take some time off, or maybe Andrews wins and tries his hand at the Heritage Cup. Then we got a TakeOver/PPV level tag match from the main event. I honestly did not think they were going to give us the Moustache Mountain win here tonight, which is why it was so awesome to see that happen. History made on a seemingly random Thursday, I hope Moustache Mountain gets to face everyone in NXT UK Tag Division before ever losing.

My Score: 8.8/10

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Solo lets his Right Hand Man handle the bags, but LA KNIGHT ATTACKS! The Mega Star goes after Tama, SMACKS him off some other car, and then SLAMS the door shut on Tama’s hand! Knight gets away before Solo returns, is the WWE US Champion making sure Jacob Fatu can’t stack the deck here in Las Vegas?

Seth Rollins is here!

The Visionary surprises Las Vegas as he’s already here ahead of WrestleMania! Rollins struts his way out in a black ‘n’ white tuxedo with golden roses painted on it, and the fans sing along, “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” as he goes to the ring. Rollins revels in the cheers before grabbing a mic. The singing continues, and Rollins tells Las Vegas, “It ain’t Monday, it’s Friday, but I thin it still works. Welcome to Friday Night Rollins~!” The fans cheer and Rollins says he is our host! He is a Visionary, he is a Revolutionary, he is SETH! FREAKIN’! ROLLINS! The fans cheer, and Rollins looks to the WrestleMania sign.

The singing returns, but there are also chants of “C M PUNK! C M PUNK!” Rollins decides to reference said CM Punk by sitting cross-legged in the middle of the ring! Rollins even tosses the mic sleeve aside, but now the fans chant for “O T C! O T C!” Rollins says we’ll get to him in a minute. Let’s start with that guy who they were chanting for first. The fans chant “C M PUNK!” again, and Rollins says yes, that’s the reason that guy came back to wrestling, right? Because all the fans chanted his name for ten long years! That’s why Punk came back, right? Except, when CM Punk came back to the ring, it wasn’t a WWE ring.

So did Punk came back because the fans were chanting his name? Or because someone wrote him a big fat check? Rollins says when Punk burned that bridge, like he does every other bridge, Punk did finally come back to the WWE. But was it because of the fans chanting his name? No. It was because they wrote him another big fat check. Some fans actually chant, “BIG FAT CHECK! BIG FAT CHECK!” Rollins adds, “Tell me when I’m tellin’ lies. CM Punk likes to pretend he came back for all of you. CM Punk doesn’t care about you. CM Punk doesn’t care about the WWE. He’s a liar, he’s a fraud, he’s a coward…

“And say what you will about Roman Reigns, Mr. OTC…” The fans chant for “O T C! O T C!” and Rollins says Roman doesn’t even pretend to care about the fans! Roman doesn’t even pretend to care about the WWE! And you can believe that. The OTC only cares about the OTC. Roman Reigns is in the Roman Reigns business. Mr. Private Jet, Mr. Limited Schedule, Mr. Handpicked Opponents. The fans sing “Roman! Roman Reigns~!” Rollins says yes, Roman loves that. He loves when you love him. But Roman knows nothing of sacrifice. Punk knows nothing of sacrifice. Rollins knows EVERYTHING about sacrifice!

But funny enough, this story all started 12 years ago, all with Paul Heyman. That’s the truth. Heyman brought Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns & Dean Ambrose into the WWE to be a shield for CM Punk. Every single night, Rollins sacrificed everything he had in this ring to be that shield. Did he get any of the credit? Absolutely not. “Everyone in the back” wanted the cameras and spotlight on Roman Reigns. It was always about Roman Reigns! Roman Reigns was the next John Cena! Roman Reigns was the next cash cow! Look at Roman, put the spotlight on him! Every single year, this went along.

And in the background, after CM Punk had gone away, taken his ball and gone home, Rollins heard little echoes of “C M Punk” chants. Meanwhile, Rollins was making every show, in the ring every night, sacrificing everything that he had! The fans do cheer that, and Rollins says it all came to a head last year, in the main event of WrestleMania, a knee hanging on by a threat, Rollins’ stepdad at home, dying of cancer… But Rollins was there at the very end to be a shield to make sure Roman Reigns LOST! The fans do cheer that, too! They even chant, “Thank You, Seth!” and sing, “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” Rollins soaks it all in before continuing.

“This story between us started 12 years ago, when Paul Heyman brought myself and Roman Reigns into the WWE. And it ends tomorrow night, in the most important Triple Threat match in the history of this industry. And I promise you, I will do exactly what I have done for the past 12 years. I will lay it all on the line. I will sacrifice everything that I have to make sure that this business, this company, this industry, moves forward in the right direction. That’s not a prediction, that’s a spoiler. HAHAHAHAHAHA~!” Rollins has issued his mission statement. Will the Architect finish the story that he’s been writing for over a decade now?

2025 Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal!

The tradition to honor the Eighth Wonder of the World continues! Who will make it through the star-studded field to immortalize themselves on the giant trophy?

The bell rings and the brawl is on! The fans fire up for this chaos as LWO brawls with Legado del Fantasma, Pretty Deadly is after A-Town Down Under, and Carlito finds himself the odd man out so he just smiles and watches it all happen. Carlito brings out his apple, but R-Truth takes it and takes a bite out of it! The fans cheer, Carlito is confused, but then Carlito CLUBS Truth into SPITTING the apple at Miz! Carlito whips, Truth reverses and TOSSES Carlito to ELIMINATE him! The fans cheer and Carlito is stunned! Truth tosses what’s left of the apple to him! Melo storms up, Truth ROCKS Melo, then Truth TOSSES Melo, only for Melo to drag Truth out with him!

The fans fire up as Truth and Melo brawl, but Miz BOOTS Truth down to ELIMINATE him! The fans boo as Melo Don’t Miz sticks together, But then Karrion Kross finds Miz! Kross grabs Miz, unfinished business from before the Transfer Window! But Melo jumps on Kross! Melo & Miz mug Kross, and then we see Rey Fenix staring down with Santos Escobar. But then Los Garza CLOBBER Fenix! They haul him up, Andrade goes after Santos, and Fenix gets hit with TU LO SABE! Los Garza get Fenix up again, ASSISTED RAZOR’S- RANA! Fenix sends Berto up, out and ELIMINATES him! Angel runs up, but Fenix puts him on the top rope!

Angel shoves Fenix away, but he’s kinda stuck. Fenix SHORYUKENS! Angel falls out, Fenix ELIMINATES him, too! Santos says what’s wrong with these guys! Pretty Deadly mugs Tyler Bate, they stomp his hands and give him the Scott Hall fingers. Then they RAM Tyler into the corner, and Kit Wilson UPPERCUTS! Then Elton Prince UPPERCUTS! #YesBoy! DRY MARTI-KNEES! But then A-Town Down Under TOSS Pretty Deadly to DOUBLE ELIMINATE them! But then New Catch Republic goes after them! Kaiser kicks at Dunne, Dunne blocks, and Tyler says Bop up, BANG! Kaiser falls, but ATDU mugs New Catch Republic!

The fans boo Theory & Waller as they TOSS Tyler, but he rebounds to DOUBLE COMEBACKER! The Big Strong Boi then DUMPS ATDU out at the same time! But Waller & Theory both hold onto the ropes! Kaiser DUMPS Tyler, but Tyler holds on! Tyler skins the cat, but Kaiser SHOTGUNS him down and ELIMINATES him! The fans boo the Impeccable German, but Dunne KICKS him! Dunne pushes Kaiser to the ropes! Santos GAMANGIRIS Miz! American Made battles with the LWO, Miz fights Santos, and then Andrade helps out! Kaiser is dangling off the floor! Andrade kicks at Kaiser, but then Santos is on Andrade!

Andrade takes a swing, but santos shoves him into Fenix! Andrade apologizes, but Santos KNEES Andrade down! Santos uses that as a reason for Fenix to trust him, not Andrade! Fenix says okay. But then he TOSSES Santos and ELIMINATES him! Fenix knows a snake when he sees one, but Santos respects Fenix’s own trickery. Wait, Otis picks up Tozawa and AIRPLANE SPINS! Tozawa is a human weapon to clear out space! Otis then ROCKS Andrade, scoops and SLAMS him, then picks Tozawa up again to CHUCK at Julius! But Julius catches Tozawa, hands him off to Brutus, and while Julius JUMP KNEES Otis, Brutus TOSSES and ELIMINATES Tozawa!

Otis is mad now, and he CLOBBERS The Creeds! The fans fire up, then Otis runs to DOUBLE LARIAT The Creeds and himself up and out of the ring, TRIPLE ELIMINATION!! Otis realizes his mistake, but the fans still cheer him on. Miz goes after Nakamura, Kross is after Fenix, and Dragon Lee has Chad Gable! Otis RAMS Julius into the steel steps in frustration! Andrade TOSSES Waller and ELIMINATES him! But then Theory picks Andrade up! Andrade fights free, TOSSES Theory, and he ELIMINATES him, too! The fans fire up for El Idolo, and then he turns around to see Gable. Gable is surrounded by Andrade, Fenix, Dragon Lee, Cruz Del Toro & Joaquin Wilde!

Andrade BOOTS Gable first! Dragon Lee V-TRIGGER! DOUBLE SUPERKICK from Cruz & Wilde! JUMP SOBAT from Fenix! They TOSS Gable and ELIMINATE him! But then Nakamura storms in! He fights LWO, Wilde RAMS Nakamura from the apron and goes up, but Nakamura KICKS Wilde to the floor and ELIMINATES him! Cruz whips Nakamura, runs in at the corner, but Nakamura puts Cruz on the apron! Cruz ENZIGIRS, goes up, but Kross DECKS Cruz! Kross shouts, “Rey is using you!” Dragon Lee SLAPS Kross! Kross laughs and DECKS Dragon Lee! Kross scoops Dragon Lee, but Dragon Lee slips free to TOSS Kross and ELIMINATE him!

Vegas is torn that their guy is done, but Kross says Mysterio is just using Dragon Lee! Nakamura TOSSES Dragon Lee! But Dragon Lee gets up, buckle bumps and GAMANGIRIS! Dragon Lee slingshot RANAS Nakamura down! Then Dragon goes corner to corner, but into a KINSHASA!! Nakamura then IVERTED EXPLODERS Dragon up and out to ELIMINATE him! The fans are torn, but we’re quickly down to seven, with Nakamura, Fenix, Kaiser, Dunne, Andrade, Miz & Melo. Kaiser and Dunne trade shots while Miz & Melo kick Fenix in a corner. Dunne DUMPS Kaiser to the apron, but Kaiser pulls Dunne’s hair!

The fans fire up as both men dangle off the apron! Both men stand on the apron, and Kaiser CHOPS! Dunne kicks a leg out, STOMPS Kaiser’s hands, then BOOTS him! Kaiser hooks the rope with his legs! Kaiser crawls inside, Dunne steps through ropes, but Kaiser KICKS the ropes to jam Dunne up! Kaiser runs but Dunne catches him to a HANGING TRIANGLE HOLD! Dunne drags Kaiser up and over and to the floor! Dunne ELIMINATES Kaiser! Andrade fights Melo, but Miz TOSSES Andrade! Andrade holds on, but Dunne LARIATS Melo! Then Dunne TOSSES Miz! Dunne ROCKS Miz, ROCKS Melo, then he grabs Melo’s hand!

Dunne bends Melo’s fingers, then SNAPS them! Dunne fires hands, but Miz holds onto Melo! Miz TOSSES Melo in, but Dunne SHOTGUNS Miz down to ELIMINATE him! The fans fire up as now we have just five! Melo runs up, ducks and enzigiri, and he DUMPS Dunne to ELIMINATE him! That makes four, but Andrade picks Melo up! Melo fights free, Fenix and Nakamura rise up, and now our final four square off! The fans fire up as they circle around the ring, and then they brawl! Fenix has Nakamura, Andrade has Melo! Nakamura KNEES Fenix low, fires more KNEES, then he AX KICKS! Melo ROCKS Andrade and CHOPS him in a corner!

Nakamura sends Fenix into Melo to then ROUNDHOUSE Melo! INVERTED EXPLODER for Fenix! Andrade is back to boot feint but Nakamura avoids the shadow elbow! Andrade avoids the roundhouse but not the WHEEL KICK! The fans fire up with the King of Strong Style, KINS- NO, Andrade dodges! But then Nakamura THRUST KICKS! Nakamura hops up, but Andrade triangle jump DROPKICKS Nakamura down, and ELIMINATES him!! The fans are thunderous and Andrade grins, but then Melo SUPERKICKS Fenix! Fenix is stuck in the ropes, but Melo brings him around. Melo jumps, but Andrade gets him, only for Fenix to SHOVE them both over!

Melo and Andrade both hold onto ropes! Fenix doesn’t realize this, and Melo gets back in! Melo CLOBBERS Fenix! Melo whips, Fenix uses Melo as a boost to RANA Andrade! Melo whips Fenix again but Fenix goes Spider-Man to rewind and HEEL KICK! The fans fire up as Fenix runs at Andrade, somersault FLYING FOREARM! #ANIMO, but Melo puts Fenix on the apron! Fenix RAMS Melo, ROCKS him, then goes up the corner! BUT EL GRANDE AMERICANO TRIPS HIM UP!? Grande DUMPS Fenix out to ELIMINATE him!! “UH GRACIAS~!” The fans boo but Grande runs off into the night.

Andrade and Melo are the last two, a fitting fate given their best of seven series from just last year. The fans are thunderous as these two reset. They runs up, Andrade dodges, kicks, and underhooks! But Melo slips free of the Message to run, and LA- NO, Andrade stops the Mystica to suplex, only for Melo to slip free again! Melo spins Andrade, but Andrade powers out! DOUBLE LARIATS collide, but neither man falls! They DOUBLE LARIAT again, still no one falls! Melo runs, LA MYSTICA! And then a whip, but the boot feint SHADOW ELBOW hits! Both men are down and Vegas is thunderous again!

“This is Awesome!” as both men slowly stir. They rise up, Andrade reels Melo in, and Andrade gives some Latino Heat! The fans cheer that, but Melo fights the first amigo! Melo hits the suplex CUTTER! Melo then whips, but Andrade reverses! Melo goes up, but Andrade jumps up to get him again! Only for Melo to back down and SHOVE Andrade out! MELO WINS!!

Winner: Carmelo Hayes (2025 Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal Winner)

El Idolo is furious, but he got faked out as Melo hits the game winner! Melo proves he is H1M, but will he use this to soon become a champion?

SmackDown shares a snippet of Wade Barrett’s interview with Charlotte Flair.

The full interview will be part of tomorrow’s Countdown to WrestleMania 41, but Barrett says The Queen and Tiffany Stratton have clearly made things personal as of late. There have been numerous verbal attacks, as well as physical. Oh, you don’t say? Yes, Charlotte was even sent home from the arena last week, for her to ultimately show up anyway and attack Tiffany. Charlotte notes that wasn’t the first time something like that happened. Barrett wants to know: why is it this has gotten so nasty so quickly? Charlotte takes a moment, and says she doesn’t love it. They have moved past it. But she has a chip on her shoulder, and if she looks deeper at Tiffany, she can see there’s a chip on Tiff’s shoulder, too.

Charlotte doesn’t love it, but the people are invested now, so if there’s anything that matters most to Charlotte, it’s that people tune in not only to see her, but to see her VS Tiffany Stratton on the biggest stage. This is how we got there, but at the end of the day, getting people invested in something is what this is about. It can be ugly sometimes, but that’s just how you get tougher. The Queen is certainly putting Tiffy to the test, but will it still be #TiffyTime after WrestleMania?

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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (4/18/25)

ROH says TGIF!

Published

5 hours ago

April 18, 2025

Steven Mitchell

420 Honor Club!

Can’t go wrong with ROH on a Friday afternoon! But will Dustin Rhodes & The Von Erichs still be World Six Man Tag Champions after facing #MXMTV?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

Bandido & Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes VS The Infantry w/ Shane Taylor Promotions; Bandido & Komander win.
ROH World Six Man Tag Team Championships: Dustin Rhodes & The Von Erichs VS Johnny TV & MXM Collection; Dustin & The Von Erichs win and retain the titles.
Sammy Guevara VS Lee Johnson w/ Blake Christian; wins.
The Frat House VS ???
Six Man Tag: Atlantis Jr, Fuego & Esfinge VS Euforia, Barbaro Cavernario & Zandokan Jr; win.
Evil Uno & Alex Reynolds VS Jon Cruz & Rosario Grillo; win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Bandido & Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes VS The Infantry w/ Shane Taylor Promotions!

The Most Wanted is once again ROH World Champion, but the Commander of the Skies just lost his ROH World Television Championship. Meanwhile, Captain Shawn Dean & “Bad News & Tattoos” Carlie Bravo want to take over the ROH Tag Division. Will someone be getting Two 2 Da Head? Or will the luchadores be dealing out a Blackjack 21?

The fans rally for Bandido already, which annoys The Infantry. The Code of Honor is not upheld as The Infantry strike first! The bell rings, the ref reprimands and the fans boo as Dean fires forearms with Komander while Bravo has Bandido. Dean kicks Komander, then Bravo SUPERKICKS Komander! Bandido BOOTS Dean, then he brawls with Bravo! They go back and forth, Bandido ROCKS, KNEES, and headlocks. Dean tags in as Bravo powers out, and then Bravo drops down for Dean to take a swing. Bandido blocks that to DECK Dean, but Bravo CHOP BLOCKS Bandido! Bravo shoves Bandido out for Dean to whip hard into railing!

The fans boo but Bravo says, “That’s how we get down! S T P!” Dean drags Bandido up and into the ring, then stays between him and Komander. The fans rally, but Dean RAMS Bandido into the corner! The Infantry mugs Bandido, the ref counts, and The Infantry lets off. Tag to Bravo and he CHOPS Bandido! Bravo puts a leg in the ropes, stomps it, then CHOPS! Bravo stomps Bandido again, then backs off as the ref reprimands. Bravo brings Bandido out, but Bandido fights the suplex! Bravo hooks a leg to FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect, but Bravo drags Bandido from Komander with a HEEL HOOK!

Tag to Dean, Dean stomps Bandido, and Bravo says #TAIGASTYLE taught him that. Lee Moriarty gives a thumbs up, and Dean stomps Bandido. Dean puts Bandido’s leg on the ropes, then HIP DROPS it! The fans rally for Bandido but Dean stomps him down. Cover, TWO! Bandido stays in this but Dean drags him around by the leg. Dean drops an elbow on the knee! Then he drops an elbow on the other knee! Then back to the right knee! Then the left knee! The fans boo but Dean drags Bandido to the corner. Dean runs to ELBOW Bandido, then he tags Bravo. Dean scoops Bandido, Bravo goes up, ELBOW DROP BACKBREAKER!

Bravo swaggers while the fans boo, but then he goes back to cover Bandido. TWO, and the fans rally up. Bravo drags Bandido up to HEADBUTT, then he tags Dean. Dean sends Bravo in, but Bandido TOSSES Bravo out! Dean runs up, Bandido BOOTS him! Dean comes back, Bandido dodges and hobbles, hot tag to Komander! Komander springboards and salutes for the CROSSBODY! Bravo rushes back in, he has Komander, but Komander BOOTS Dean to go up and over Bravo! Komander shoves Bravo into Dean, then knuckle locks Bravo to CHOP! Komander goes up, jumps around, and FLYING RANAS Bravo away!

The fans fire up as Komander dodges Dean, ROCKS Bravo, then mule kicks Dean! Komander sends Dean into Bravo, then springboards to DROPKICK Bravo into giving Dean the DDT! Cover, but Bravo breaks it! Bandido runs up, Bravo wrenches and ROLLING ELBOWS! Bravo is fired up, but Komander SUPERKICKS him! Komander fires off on Dean with forearms and puts him in the corner. Bravo sneaks a tag while Komander climbs up. Komander rains down five punches, then whips Dean corner to corner. Dean reverses, Bravo runs up, CARLIE CROSSOVER! Then feed to Dean’s FLYING LARIAT!

The Infantry then hoist Komander up, wrench and URENAGE DOUBLE BACKBREAKER!! Bravo covers, but Bandido breaks it! The fans fire up as Dean whips but Bandido TOSSES him! Bravo runs up, Bandido SUPERKICKS him! The fans fire up as Bandido rises, but then Bravo distracts the ref. Shane Taylor gets on the apron, talks trash on Bandido, then ROCKS Bandido! Komander storms up, Shane grabs him, but Bandido comes back! Komander gives Bandido the boost to SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB Shane onto Moriarty & Dean! The fans are all fired up as Komander then BOOTS Bravo, ENZIGIRIS, and calls to Bandido!

Komander tags Bandido, then he ROCKS Bravo! Komander goes corner to corner to go up, up, and ESCALARA MOONSAULT onto STP! Bandido scoops Bravo for the X KNEE!! Bravo is on the ropes. Bandido runs, BLACKJACK 21 PLEX!! Bridging cover, Bandido y Komander win!

Winners: Bandido & Komander, by pinfall

A big victory for Bandido y Komander! With Sueprcard of Honor just a few weeks away, who will step up to take on The Most Wanted for his most wanted ROH World Championship?

ROH World Six Man Tag Team Championships: Dustin Rhodes & The Von Erichs VS Johnny TV & MXM Collection!

The Natural may have been literally robbed of his belt, but he is still a champion alongside Marshall & Ross Von Erich. The Von Erichs are back to help Dustin take back that belt, will the Sons of Texas ride off into the sunset tonight? Or will they find they’re NOT #TVReady?

Speaking of not ready, Johnny, Mansoor & Mason Madden attack the Sons of Texas at the ramp! The fans boo the blindside attack, but Mansoor CLUBS Ross, Johnny CLUBS Marshall, and Mason stomps Dustin. Johnny kicks Marshall, Mason whips Dustin into the railing, and Mansoor RAMS Ross into the steel steps! The fans boo more, Mansoor tells them to shut up, but Marshall fights back! Marshall fires forearms, but Johnny CLAWS Marshall’s eyes! Mason sends Dustin into more railing, then LEG LARIATS Dustin down! Mansoor fires more shots on Ross, then he puts Ross in the ring for Johnny.

The ref checks on Ross, but Ross says he wants the match! The bell rings, and Johnny BOOTS, KICKS, ROCKS, and fires more shots on Ross! Taya Valkyrie shows off the remodeled ROH World Six Man belt while Johnny gives Ross some ground ‘n’ pound. The fans boo but Johnny drags Ross up. But Ross jumps to RANA! And then he arm-drags! And arm-drags again! And DROPKICKS! The fans fire up as Ross brings Johnny up, tags Marshall, and then whips so Marshall can DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Johnny rolls to his feet, mule kicks Marshall, then hot tags Mansoor! But Marshall dodges to BLAST Mason!

Marshall ROCKS Mansoor with counter punch after punch, but Mansoor puts him in a corner for body shots and stomps! The ref counts, Mansoor digs his boot in, but then Mansoor stops at 4. Mansoor argues with the ref while sneaking kicks. Mansoor whips corner to corner, but Marshall comes back to LARIAT! Marshall fires more hands, then he UPPERCUTS! Marshall ROCKS Mansoor, wrenches and whips corner to corner, but Mansoor comes back! Marshall runs through the lariat to then LARIAT Mansoor! The fans fire up and Marshall calls his shot! CANNONBALL for Mansoor! Cover, TWO!

Marshall drags Mansoor up, headlocks, and Ross tags in. They mug Mansoor and the fans cheer that CHOP! Ross headlocks and grinds, but Mansoor hooks Ross’ nose! Mansoor headlocks now, but Ross powers up and out. Mansoor jumps the dropdown, Mason tags in, and Mason BLASTS Dustin off the apron to then LEG LARIAT SPINEBUSTER COMBO! The fans boo, Marshall protests, but MXM mugs Ross! Johnny joins in and they all stomp away! The fans rally for Dustin while Mason TOSSES Ross out. MXM distracts the ref so Taya can stomp away on Ross with those bright green boots!

The ref has to hold Marshall back, and Mason goes out to fetch Ross. Mason puts Ross in the ring, throat chops him, then fires body shots as he says he’s H O T T, O~ G~ O~! Tag to Mansoor, Johnny lets Chappell Roan know they’re big fans, and Mansoor BLASTS Marshall off the apron! Mason scoops Ross, Mansoor runs up, CATWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO! Ross survives and Mansoor snarls. Mansoor clamps on with a chinbar and armlock! Ross pries at the grip, reaches out for the ropes, and Marshall coaches him. Ross fights up, Mansoor holds him back, but then Mansoor THROWS Ross down by his hair!

The fans boo, but Mansoor drags Ross back to tag Johnny. Johnny stomps Ross, then drags him up, only for Ross to fire body shots! Johnny gets up and under Ross, Alabama ROLLING SLAM! Cover, TWO! Johnny stands over Ross and pulls on the arms while he tags in Mason. Mansoor runs around the outside to blindside Dustin! The fans boo and Marshall protests, but there’s nothing to be done as Mason drops an ELBOW on Ross! And another ELBOW! And then a JUMP ELBOW! Cover, TWO! Mason is annoyed, Dustin is down, and Mansoor tags in. Mansoor tells Marshall that he saw the Iron Claw movie, and it SUCKED!!

The fans boo but MXM hoist Ross up! Mason runs, but Marshall DUMPS him out! Ross CLUBS away on Mansoor, reaches for Marshall, but Mansoor holds onto a hand! Ross fires a forearm, the fans rally up, but Mansoor still holds on! Mansoor ducks the shot, back suplexes, but Ross lands out! DOUBLE LARIATS take both men down! The fans fire up as Ross and Mansoor crawl! But Mason is creeping up! Mason YANKS Marshall down, then THROWS him into the steel steps! And he CLUBS Dustin for good measure! Mansoor rolls up Ross, TWO! Ross feints high to BACKDROP Mansoor! Dustin rises up!

The fans are thunderous as Mansoor and Ross crawl, hot tags to Johnny and Dustin! The Natural rallies on the Guru of Greatness, then whips, but Johnny reverses! “Not Today!” UPPERCUT! SNAP POWERSLAM! Mansoor is in, but Dustin kicks and “Not Today!” UPPERCUT! SNAP POWERSLAM! Mason is in, but again, “Not Today!” But Mason grabs Dustin first! CHOKE- NO, Dustin slips free, and feeds Mason to a DOUBLE DROPKICK from the Von Erichs! Johnny CLUBS Dustin, whips, but Dustin hits a BULLDOG! Cover, Mansoor breaks it! The fans boo but Mansoor CLUBS Dustin. Mansoor whips, Dustin reverses, but Mansoor avoids the powerslam!

Mansoor DDTS Dustin, but Ross RANAS Mansoor! Johnny SUPERKICKS Ross! Marshall DISCUS LARIATS Johnny! Mason LEG LARIATS Marshall! Dustin storms up, Mason HEADBUTTS him! Mason runs, but Dustin dodges! Mason’s leg is in the ropes, and he begs Dustin not to. Dustin pokes Mason in the eyes! And then he puts Mason’s other leg in the ropes! Dustin takes a deep breath, but Johnny runs up! Dustin gets around and lifts Johnny, to stick him right in there with Mason! Taya protests, but that lets Dustin hit DOUBLE SHATTERED DREAMS!! Mansoor runs up, Dustin dodges, DESTROYER!!

Ross is in, and he gives Mansoor an IRON CLAW!! Marshall has Mason, and SLAM DUNKS him into Johnny’s TV! Johnny sits upright, right into Mansoor’s runway! Ross keeps Mansoor in a corner, and Dustin brings Johnny up! Dustin puts one out, then hits the FINAL RECKONING!! Cover, Sons of Texas win!!

Winners: Dustin Rhodes & The Von Erichs, by pinfall (still ROH World Six Man Tag Team Champions)

Taya is beside herself! Dustin gets his belt back as the Von Erichs keep theirs! Will no one ever truly stop The Last of His Kind from running the ROH Tag Division?