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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (1/7/22)

The Beast cometh!

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SmackDown 2022

The first Friday Night SmackDown of 2022 is MASSIVE!

SmackDown welcomes back the Tribal Chief, but also the NEW reigning, defending, undisputed, WWE World Champion, BRRROCK! LESNARRR! What does the Beast have planned for the Head of the Table?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Sami Zayn VS Rick Boogs w/ Shinsuke Nakamura; Boogs wins.
  • Championship Contender’s Match: Charlotte Flair VS Naomi; Charlotte wins and Naomi is denied a title shot.
  • The Viking Raiders VS “Happy” Corbin & “Mad Cap” Moss; Corbin & Moss win.
  • SmackDown Tag Team Championships Street Fight: The Usos VS The New Day; The Usos win and retain the titles.

PLAY BY PLAY

Roman Reigns is back!

After testing positive for COVID but clearly running through it, the Tribal Chief returns to SmackDown! Of course, he must now carry the Universal Championship himself since he fired Paul Heyman. He lifts it up for the pyro on stage, and then continues to the ring. Then he raises his finger because he’s the one, and then he raises his title again for the second round of pyro. Roman gets the mic to tell New England, “Acknowledge me!” But where to begin? He misses one week and it all falls apart. “But when you’re in isolation, you do a lot of thinking. There’s so many things I wanted to do, there’s so many things I wanted to say, and there’s so many people I wanted to see.”

But there are two people he never, ever wants to see again. Those two people are Brock Lesnar, and Paul Heyman. But here they come! The NEW WWE World Champion promised to see Roman here tonight, and here we are! Brock has his pyro go off, then he goes down the ramp. Lesnar takes a lap, goes up the steps and into the ring to hold up his title. The World and Universal Champions are here at the same time and the Mohegan Sun Arena is all fired up! Heyman starts the introduction but Lesnar stops him to take the mic. Lesnar gets right in Roman’s face and gives his best Heyman impersonation as he tells the Tribal Chief, Head of the Table, “allow me to introduce myself.”

THE REIGNING! DEFENDING! WWE CHAMPION OF THE WORRRLD! BRRROCK! LESNARRR! Fans cheer for that one and Lesnar has a big smile on his face. Lesnar asks Heyman how he did and Heyman says that was great. But Roman, “Acknowledge me.” Lesnar says Roman has a lot to say all the time, and Lesnar doesn’t. Last Saturday, Lesnar got what he wanted in the WWE Heavyweight Championship. But Roman got what he wanted, too. Now then, why don’t we give the fans what they want? Title VS Title, Champion VS Champion. “Let’s do this, Roman.” Fans chant, “YES! YES! YES!” They want a Winner Takes All!

Roman scowls, and then he smiles. “It’s a good idea. But it’s not my idea. And this is my show. And we do what I say on my time. And on top of that, I don’t do business with people who do business with trash like Paul Heyman.” Oh, is that so? Heyman himself asks how Roman can talk like that. How did Roman get that title? Heyman, that’s how! How did he keep that title? Heyman! Heyman protected Roman from Lesnar, not because Lesnar could beat him but because Heyman loved Roman! And what did Roman do!? Lesnar calms Heyman down to ask what he just said. Well, Roman was all Heyman had while Lesnar was gone. Then Roman assaulted- SHUT UP, PAUL!

Roman doesn’t want Lesnar talking to Heyman like that. Oh? Or what? Heyman has them both calm down, not wanting Lesnar to talk to Roman that way. Lesnar says he told Paul to shut up. Roman SUPERMAN PUNCHES Lesnar down! Roman then laughs his way out, and Heyman is shocked! Did Roman do that for Paul or for himself? Or is that exactly what Lesnar wanted out of the Tribal Chief?

 

Backstage interview with Sami Zayn.

Megan spooks him during his preparations, but she asks him about his coming Intercontinental Championship match. Tonight, he takes on Rick Boogs. The thing is, it has been over a year since Sami was “robbed” of his title. Now, here he is as the #1 contender, and Nakamura is ducking him! Boogs is in his way tonight! Sami “explains” something about Boogs. Boogs is a gorilla with a guitar. He is no match for the master strategist! And tonight… Sami is amazed to see Johnny Knoxville walking in! What brings him in? He’s going to talk to management about entering the Royal Rumble. Oh right, his little video.

Sami tells Knoxville something that only a “locker room leader” like himself will say: This isn’t Jackass. You can’t just run into a wall 100 miles per hour. You need technical skills. No, he just needs to be able to throw people over the top rope. Sami is trying to be nice about this. But what he’s saying is, Knoxville is not qualified for this, nor is he qualified for the Royal Rumble. Maybe if he showed Sami that special something, then maybe. But until then, just stay out of the way. Knoxville calls Sami an idiot, but the music hits. Sami heads to the ring, will Sami show that something special in his match?

Sami Zayn VS Rick Boogs w/ Shinsuke Nakamura!

The Great Liberator is the #1 contender to the WWE Intercontinental Championship, but being the master strategist he proclaims to be, he won’t go after the King of Strong Style before he clears out the rockin’ rook that stands by Nakamura’s side. Will Sami clear the board of Boogs? Or will he get rocked and rolled in the New Year?

The bell rings and Boogs storms up to Sami, but Sami uses ropes as a defense. The two of them then circle, but again Sami uses ropes for defense. Boogs grabs at a leg, but lets go at 4. Sami runs, but into the EXPLODER! Boogs gets Sami again, another EXPLODER! Boogs trophy lifts and presses Sami a few times before the SLAM! Sami bails out, Boogs air drums and air guitars before SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Boogs deadlifts and gut wrenches Sami all around before the SUPLEX! Fans fire up as Sami goes to the apron and Boogs storms over. Boogs brings Sami up but Sami hotshots him back! Sami CLUBS Boogs from behind, then puts Boogs on the ropes. Sami chokes Boogs with both knees, then lets off as the ref counts. Sami bumps Boogs off buckles, goes up the corner and leaps for a flying elbow! Cover, TWO! Sami seethes, he goes back up a corner, and he leaps, but into Boogs’ BEARHUG! Boogs thrashes Sami around, then shifts to a suplex! Sami throws knees and Boogs drops to a knee!

Sami gets to his feet, but Boogs suplexes as he stands back up! Fans fire up for the strength of Boogs as he SLAMS Sami down! Boogs fires up, Sami bails out, and Boogs goes out to pursue. Sami tries to run away, but Boogs drags him from the barriers! Boogs throws Sami in the ring, but Sami BOOTS him from the apron! Nakamura goes to check on Boogs, fans chant, “Sami Sucks!” but Sami gets Boogs up and back into the ring. Sami glares at Nakamura, Nakamura shows off the title, but Sami says that’s coming home to him. Sami goes to Boogs, Boogs gets a cradle! BOOGS WINS!

Winner: Rick Boogs, by pinfall

Sami’s ego got the better of him! A big win for Boogs and Sami is claiming Boogs pulled tights! But wait! Here comes Knoxville! Knoxville dumps Sami out of the ring! That’d be an elimination in the Rumble! And he is in! Will Knoxville be able to at least eliminate Sami for real?

 

Backstage interview with The New Day.

King Woods & Sir Kofi Kingston are here, and Kayla brings up that tonight is their final chance at the Usos’ SmackDown Tag Team Championships, and in a Tag Team Street Fight! Does it concern them that they have to play by the Usos’ rules? As far as Woods understands, there are no rules in a Street Fight. But that is rather fitting of those “barnacle boys,” and Kofi says they will put a beating on both Jim and Jeyson Uso tonight. They, like the proverbial mackerel, have taken the proverbial bait. Now they will take the proverbial catch onto the proverbial boat.

But that, fair lady Kayla, is where the proverbs end. For tonight, the literal conclusion will be ya bois, the NEW~ DAY~ as the actual and factual W, W, E, World, Tag, Team, CHAMPIONS~! They royally laugh and even tip Kayla some doubloons. Don’t spend it all in one place. Will the New Day have plenty more gold where that came from after tonight?

 

Charlotte Flair is here!

The Queen is still SmackDown Women’s Champion after vanquishing the new released Toni Storm, but what is next for her? We’ll hear about Charlotte’s plans, after the break.

SmackDown returns, Charlotte has the mic and says, “Happy New Year! Let me guess, your new year’s resolution was to eat healthy and go to the gym, and whatever boring stuff normal people have to say to make themselves feel better.” But as the most decorated woman in sports entertainment, hers is a bit more ambition. Hers is to make history! Speaking of, in less than four weeks is the Royal Rumble. Simply put, that match changes lives. Whoever wins gets to choose the champion of their choosing to main event WrestleMania. So let’s look at who is in this year’s Women’s Rumble match.

The video package plays to show us the star-studded line-up. Rhea Ripley, Nikki A.S.H, the Bella Twins, Shotzi Blackheart, Natalya, Michelle McCool, Dana Brooke, Carmella, Queen Zelina Vega, Mickie James, Tamina, Kelly Kelly, Aliyah, Summer Rae, Naomi, Shayna Baszler, and even LITA. The winner gets their chance at a title at WrestleMania 38, kicking off the Road to WrestleMania. Charlotte says, “Wow. Now that’s an incredible list. Former champions, rising stars, legends, WWE Hall of Famers. But the reason that I bring up these women who are going to be compete is because this year, I have the great pleasure of announcing someone very special who is going to be in this year’s Women’s Rumble match.”

It’s the game changer, the living legend, the former Raw and SmackDown Women’s Champion, and she is someone that all the fans admire. It’s… CHARLOTTE FLAIR! Oh of course. Charlotte vows to be the first champion to enter and win the Rumble to then choose her opponent. But here comes Naomi! Naomi says, “Hey, Charley~! Y’know, you don’t have to wait ’til WrestleMania to face the challenger of your choosing. Cuz you can choose to face me, and put your title on the line, right now!” Seriously? Charlotte knows Naomi was champion a couple years ago, but what has she done recently to deserve a match with Charlotte? Nothing?

Well, Naomi knows she’s done this. SLAP! Charlotte is furious, but Naomi throws her right out of the ring! Charlotte is in an even worse mood now, but is she going to give Naomi at least part of what she wants?

 

Championship Contender’s Match: Charlotte Flair VS Naomi!

SmackDown returns and this is a match! And Charlotte SMACKS Naomi off the announce desk! Charlotte soaks up the heat, she drags Naomi up and into the ring, and then covers, TWO! Charlotte pushes Naomi around, bumps her off buckles, then bumps Naomi off more buckles. Charlotte slaps Naomi around, but Naomi blocks the buckle bump to ROCK Charlotte with a right! And then Naomi bumps Charlotte off buckles! Naomi whips Charlotte corner to corner, Charlotte reverses but Naomi goes up to boot Charlotte down! SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, ONE! Naomi KICKS Charlotte, runs, but into a tilt-o-whirl BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!

Charlotte scowls, kicks Naomi around, then chokes Naomi on the rope. The ref counts, Charlotte lets off at 4, then drags Naomi up. Charlotte snapmares and KNEES Naomi in the back, to then wrap on the headscissor necklock! Charlotte dribbles Naomi off the mat again and again, then squeezes tight. Naomi endures, fights up, but Charlotte THROWS Naomi, then kips up! Fans “WOO~” as Charlotte drags Naomi up. Charlotte whips, Naomi reverses and hits SOLE FOOD! Naomi then headlocks to CORNER BULLDOG Charlotte down! Naomi goes up as fans rally, but Charlotte BOOTS her down to the floor!

Charlotte goes out after Naomi, TOSSES her over the barriers, and then dusts off her hands. Fans “WOO~” and the Queen drags Naomi back up, but Naomi ROUNDHOUSES Charlotte away! Naomi goes up the barriers to hit a BLOCKBUSTER to the floor! Both women are down and the ring count is 7! Naomi hurries up and in at 8! But Sonya Deville stops the count by walking out. She may have neglected to mention something: this match can’t be won by count-out. Sonya saves Charlotte and screws Naomi in one fell swoop! And then Charlotte CLOBBERS Naomi! Charlotte grins and soaks up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Charlotte drags Naomi around to then drive elbows into the shoulder. Charlotte has a neck wrench and she leans on Naomi. “I can do this all day!” Fans rally, Naomi fights up, and she throws elbows then a JAWBREAKER! Charlotte staggers, but she stops Naomi’s boots, only to get the ENZIGURI on the rebound! Naomi runs, tilt-o-whirl crossbody! Cover, TWO! LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Naomi grows frustrated, but she gets Charlotte up to whip to ropes. Charlotte reverses, Naomi springboards for the FLYING CHUCK! Cover, TWO! Fans rally for Naomi as she goes to the corner and climbs back up.

Naomi sees Charlotte stand, and she leaps for a CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Naomi aims from a corner, Charlotte slowly gets up, REAR- ROLL UP! Cover, TWO!! Charlotte has the legs, FIGURE FOUR! Naomi fights the Figure Eight, crawls to ropes, ROPEBREAK! But now Sonya makes another last minute change. Or rather, she “forgot” there are no disqualifications. So this is now a NO HOLDS BARRED contender’s match?! Naomi almost wants to cuss Sonya out, but she avoids a boot to ROUNDHOUSE Charlotte back! Naomi slingshots, Charlotte holds ropes and stomps away on Naomi!

The ref reprimands, Charlotte lets off and she drags Naomi to a drop zone. Charlotte goes up the corner now and fans fire up. MOONSAULT, but Naomi moves STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Charlotte is shocked! Sonya can’t rig anything on that count! Naomi ghost pins! TWO!! Naomi dodges another boot, fires off forearms, then shoves Charlotte, DOUBLE BOOTS take them both down! The ref tells Sonya he can’t do a standing count, she just took that away. Naomi gets up, Charlotte follows, and fans are rallying. Naomi ENZIGURIS, then runs, but Charlotte pulls hair! Back suplex, but Naomi slips out to full nelson, BUBBA BOMB! Body scissor clutch, TWO!!

Charlotte escapes and Naomi is beside herself! Charlotte crawls over as Naomi sits up. They clinch, Naomi headlocks, but Charlotte shoves Naomi into buckles! DRAPING BACKBREAKER and SLAM! Cover, TWO! Charlotte is furious but she and Naomi rise again. Charlotte reels Naomi in, gets her up, but Naomi pops out of the bomb for a FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Naomi hurries to get Charlotte in the drop zone! SPLIT- NO! Charlotte LCOBBERS Naomi, hoists her up, BIG back suplex!! Charlotte runs in, NATURAL SELECTION! Cover, Charlotte!

Winner: Charlotte Flair, by pinfall; Naomi doesn’t get a title shot

“And your loser! Naomi! And the winner! Charlotte Flair!” Sonya just had to put a punctuation on it. But of course, she’s the only reason The Queen survived. Will Naomi ever get this Deville off her back?

 

Backstage interview with The Usos.

The “Kingdom of the New Day” are undeterred by the Street Fight stipulation, but Jimmy & Jey say, “As they should be.” The New Day had their chance at Day 1, and what happened? The Usos paid homage to the dopest tag teams in the game, hit the dopest of tag team finishers, the 3D, or now 1D, as in one and done! And the same thing happens tonight. The classic rivalry between Usos and New Day ends tonight! They want a street fight? Cool. The New Day will finally learn why they call the Usos, “The ones.” But will Jimmy & Jey be the ones that lose those titles tonight?

 

Adam Pearce finds Sonya Deville backstage.

He feels they need to talk. She says it wasn’t what it looked like. Pearce says he’s been on the phone with WWE upper brass all night because Roman doesn’t have a Royal Rumble opponent. Lesnar VS Lashley will be the WWE World Championship, but Roman needs a challenger for his Universal Championship. And apparently, the choice is all up to Pearce. Wow! Who’ll he choose? Well that choice has to be by the end of the night. He suggests they walk and talk, maybe an idea will come to them.

 

“Happy” Corbin is here!

He has his pyro, but what about “Mad Cap” Moss? Will Happy Talk actually be tolerable with the mystery guest Corbin’s got lined up? We find out, after the break.

SmackDown returns and Corbin is still without Moss. Corbin welcomes us to his show, and he thanks us “Happy Heads” for coming out tonight. Now, clearly he’s here alone. COVID makes it where you have to watch your back. Someone who failed to watch his back was Drew McIntyre. Now, if you went out on New Year’s Eve and got too happy and missed Day 1, here is what happened. After the win over Moss, McIntyre got jumped by Moss and Corbin! And they went after his neck with the chair and steel girder! Corbin laughs at the pain he caused McIntyre, “That makes me incredibly happy.” It was every single penny of that fine.

Now, what he and Moss did to McIntyre was supposed to keep him out for months and months and months, but it turns out McIntyre is here tonight! So please welcome Corbin’s guest, “the man that is tougher than a slab of granite, stronger than a silverback gorilla. He is the Scottish Warrior, DREW MCINTYRE~!” But of course, it isn’t McIntyre, it is Moss in a horrible cosplay. Moss has a kilt, floppy toy sword, a walking cane and a neck brace to mock McIntyre. He didn’t even leave his suspender straps in the back! MossIntyre gets in the ring, “needs help” sitting down, and Corbin asks him, “How are you even walking after what Mad Cap and I did to you at Day 1?”

“Well, the official cuisine of Scotland is haggis. Sheep intestines inside a sheep stomach. After a lifetime of eating that disgusting mess, I can survive anything.” Wow, even the accent is knockoff. Corbin says MossIntyre is tough and brave, and then asks how a man like Corbin would fare in a match with him. “Oh, you’d murder me!” As soon as Corbin got his hands on him, MossIntyre would soil his kilt. Not that you could tell, he’d smell the same as he always does. Well okay, one last question. When can all of us expect him to compete again? “Oh, never again! I could actually compete tomorrow, but I’m going to milk this injury and use it as an excuse to pursue my true passion: painting water colors and writing poetry about the Loch Ness Monster.”

Corbin and Moss can’t hold it in any longer, they laugh. Moss thinks he actually fooled people. But he is a fool, so… “RAID!” Here come the VIKING RAIDERS, Erik & Ivar! And they rush the ring! They want their match with these chuckle lugs now! Will Corbin & Moss no longer be laughing after their Viking Experience?

The Viking Raiders VS “Happy” Corbin & “Mad Cap” Moss!

SmackDown returns and Moss headlocks Erik. Ivar tags in as Erik powers out, and then Ivar scoops and SLAMS Moss! Then Erik scoops and SLAMS Ivar onto Moss! Fans fire up with “RAID! RAID!” Ivar drags Moss up, Moss kicks his leg. Tag to Corbin, but Ivar cartwheels and BOOTS! Tag to Erik before Ivar runs in to SPLASH Corbin! SHOTGUN KNEES from Erik, then they DECK Moss! HIP ATTACK COMBO! Cover, TWO! Erik whips Corbin, Corbin reverses but Erik stops to ELBOW Corbin! But Moss gets a cheap shot in! DEEP SIX! Cover, Ivar breaks it! Corbin drags Erik up to ROCK him with a right, then throws hands in the corner!

Corbin keeps Erik in the corner for more, tags in Moss, and Moss runs and runs to CLOBBER Erik! Moss is fired up but fans boo. Moss drags Erik up, Erik throws body shots and shoves Moss away. Erik leaps, but Moss catches him for a FALL AWAY SLAM! Moss tags Corbin, they mug Erik and Corbin stomps away in the corner. Erik throws hands on them both but Corbin jumps to ELBOW Erik down! Tag to Moss, he drags Erik up to whip. Erik DECKS Corbin, but Moss ROCKS Erik! Moss fires off hands, the ref counts, Moss lets off at 4. Moss then jukes the ref to fire off more! The ref keeps counting, pushes Moss back, but then Erik throws Moss out!

Moss hurries to get back in, into a KNEE from Erik! Fans fire up but Corbin lurks near Ivar. Erik crawls over, Corbin trips Ivar off the apron to POST him! Moss RAMS into Erik, then reels him in for a thumbs up and NECKBREAKER DRIVER! Cover off “The Punchline,” Moss & Corbin win!

Winners: “Happy” Corbin & “Mad Cap” Moss, by pinfall

Moss finishes this off for the Happy Folks, but will these hyenas be laughing all the way up the tag division ranks?

 

WWE has a medical update on Drew McIntyre.

His injury is a cervical neck strain with severe contusions, and he is scheduled for a follow-up with a specialist. Will the Scottish Warrior be able to return to crush Corbin & Moss in the near future?

 

Sheamus speaks.

“Oh cry me a river.” McIntyre is hurt, but who cares? Sheamus cares about his protégé, Ridge Holland. At Day 1, while Sheamus was stomping all over the Swiss Cyborg, Ricochet went and stomped all over Ridge’s face. The lad’s nose is sticking out of the back of his head! Sheamus feels a bit responsible. But he has an idea to cheer Ridge up. Sheamus will enter the Royal Rumble, and that’ll put a smile a country mile long on Ridge’s face when Sheamus throws out 29 other men and go on to face a champion of his choosing, and then win at WrestleMania! The Celtic Warrior has done it before, can he do it again?

 

Roman Reigns sits in his room.

There’s a knock on the door, and Roman has them come in. It’s Adam Pearce. he’s giving Roman notice that he’s chosen Roman’s next opponent. Oh, Pearce chose? Yes. Well unless it’s Pearce facing him, Roman doesn’t care. There’s no one here he hasn’t smashed, so pick whoever you want. Now, he’d like to watch his cousins’ match in pace. That means leave. Pearce leaves, but who will he decide takes on the Tribal Chief at the Royal Rumble?

 

SmackDown Tag Team Championships Street Fight: The Usos VS The New Day!

This is it! With nothing holding them back, these top tier rivals look to put this to bed! Will Jimmy & Jey still be the ones holding onto the gold? Or will nothing stop King Woods & Sir Kofi from becoming TWELVE-TIME WWE Tag Team Champions?

SmackDown returns and the Usos make their entrance. The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and Roman is watching closely. Will he see them do the Bloodline proud? Or will he see things start to fall apart?

Kofi and Jimmy start, and the hand start flying! Kofi snapmares, tags Woods, and Kofi PENALTY KICKS! Woods SLIDING LARIATS, Kofi IMPLODER SPLASHES! Woods adds the FIST DROP, covers, TWO! Tag back to Kofi, but Jey gets in to save Jimmy from Up Up Down Down! Fans fire up as Kofi climbs, and Kofi TRUST FALLS the Usos down! The New Day are all fired up and standing tall as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again, and things have moved to the stage! They all brawl, Woods after Jey and Kofi after Jimmy! Jimmy headbutts Kofi but Woods has ground ‘n’ pound on Jey! Jimmy whips, Kofi reverses and Jimmy hits LED boards! Woods whips Jey into LED boards, too! Woods roars and fans fire up! Woods and Kofi then bring the Usos back down the ramp, this has to finish in the ring. Jimmy fights back with body shots to RAM Kofi into barriers! Woods puts Jey in, but Jimmy ROCKS Woods with an uppercut! Jimmy sees Kofi coming and he FLAPJACKS him on the apron! But Woods SUPERKICKS Jimmy down!

Jey drags Woods up by his hair, but Woods GAMANGIRIS free! Jey staggers, into the TORNADO DDT! Woods covers, TWO! Jimmy returns, dodges Woods and POP-UP SAMOAN DROPS! Cover, TWO! Jimmy gets up, Kofi fires off hands! Kofi whips, Jimmy reverses, Jey joins in, ALLEY-UCE! Cover, TWO! Roman is watching but it’s hard to say if he looks concerned. Jey goes out to look under the ring, and he brings out a toolbox! Jey tosses tape to Jimmy, and they tape Woods to the ropes! Jey throws hands on Woods while Jimmy finishes with the one arm. Jey gets the other arm, but Kofi INVERTED SUPLEXES Jimmy! SOS for Jey!! Cover, TWO!!

Woods works on the tape, because now it’s 2v1! Kofi hurries to help, Woods is free, but the Usos run in! The New Day dump them out! But the Usos drag them out of the ring, but Kofi and Woods punch back! The New Day have the Usos against the desk, but Jimmy POSTS Kofi! Woods gets up, Jey THROWS Woods over the barriers! The Usos pull steel steps apart and they aim at Kofi! They run in, and RAM Kofi down! Then they go over the barriers and find Woods! They run in and RAM him down now! The Usos throw the steps away to raise their fingers, #WeTheOnes standing tall now.

The Usos go back to Kofi, they throw hands as fans rally and duel. Woods returns as he LEAPS off the barriers, and he CROSSBODIES the Usos down! Woods clutches his leg but everyone is down as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns once again, Woods shoves Jey off the corner and goes after Jimmy! Woods has Jimmy in an Electric Chair, Kofi adjusts, NEW DAY DOOMSDAY! Cover, TWO!! Kofi drags himself over to a corner, and Woods brings out ARMOR? Well, it’s a costume, but he gives Kofi the breastplate and Woods puts on the helmet! IRON HEDBUTT! BREASTPLATE SMACK! Jey SUPERKICKS but the helmet protects Woods! HEADBUTT! BREASTPLATE! Woods takes off the helmet, he and Kofi throw the armor to the Usos, DOUBLE VAN DAMINATORS! Cover, TWO!! The Usos survive but the New Day regroups.

Woods points to under the ring and fans rally up. “We Want Tables!” The Usos gave the Dudleys a shout out, time for the New Day to do the same! Woods brings out a TABLE! Woods puts the table in the ring, Kofi sets it up, in a corner, and Woods drags Jimmy up. Fans fire up as Woods runs Jimmy, but Jimmy reverses! Woods stops himself, ROLLING ELBOW! Jimmy SUPERKICKS back! Kofi runs into an uppercut but he SUPERKICKS Jimmy! Jey SUPERKICKS Kofi! Jey aims at Woods from across the way, “UCE! OH! UCE! OH!” Jey runs in, but Kofi slips under, TROUBLE IN PARADISE! Cover, Jimmy breaks it using the breastplate!

Woods is at the corner, Jimmy runs over but into a GAMANGIRI! Woods climbs the corner, Jey runs in to trip Woods up! Jey gets Jimmy up, the Usos DOUBLE SUPERKICK Woods out of the Tree of Woe! They DOUBLE SUPERKICK Kofi down! And then DOUBLE SUPERKICK SANDWICH!! The Usos take the table for their own and set it up at center! Kofi flounders at the ropes, Usos hold their fingers up high, ONE D through the table!! Cover, the Usos win!

Winners: The Usos, by pinfall (still SmackDown Tag Team Champions)

And it’s done! The New Day fail to take the titles from the Usos and must now wait until someone else dethrones the Bloodline. But can anyone stop the ones who are perhaps the greatest tag team champions ever?

 

Roman is relieved.

He is relieved that his cousins kept the title in the family. But then a rather curious knock at his door gets his attention. Is that… the Shield theme? Roman lets them enter, and it’s SETH ROLLINS?! And he starts laughing it up! Is the Visionary the one Pearce has named to face the Tribal Chief?


My Thoughts:

This was actually a great SmackDown to follow up Day 1. We got great stuff in the main title(s) story, though I’m rather unsure what’s going on with that sudden dysfunction between Heyman and Lesnar. I get Lesnar was pretty demanding back when he was Heyman’s guy, but I hope then don’t just simply reset things to Heyman being Roman’s Special Counsel and Lesnar’s a Heel and all that. Lesnar being even moderately Face with Heyman by his side was becoming really fun, and it made a good foil to still rather Heel Lashley and MVP. But I bet we get a bit more on that with Monday.

Rollins being the surprise challenger to Roman is a really wild move. Everyone out there is talking about, and maybe hoping for, Winner Takes All of Roman VS Lesnar but who knows now. The apparent plan before Roman’s COVID diagnosis was that Rollins would take the world title in the Fatal 4. Could Rollins win the Universal Championship as a way to balance things out? Maybe we also get less a unified title and more the (newest) end to the brand split? WWE has been downsizing their rosters, both on and off screen, maybe they’re going to trim down to one roster for RawDown to make that all work out.

Charlotte declaring for the Rumble while still champion might work with all of that, too. She doesn’t have a clear challenger after Toni Storm asked to be let go and many other names being cut long before, so she has something to do now. That list of Women’s Rumble entries was curious for a few reasons. Sasha Banks not being on there is curious, but maybe she’s more of a surprise-not-surprise entry. One that’s surprising and already sending ripples through the IWC is Mickie James while she’s still with Impact and still champion. I’m actually surprised Pat McAfee was allowed to say Mickie had the title. If Charlotte does win, will she choose Becky to unify those titles?

And in a bit of serendipity, the stories of Sonya being biased against Naomi and Sonya being biased towards Charlotte come together as Sonya keeps making it so Charlotte survives to defeat Naomi. I wouldn’t mind this continuing on the Road to Mania, with Naomi aiming to mess up Charlotte’s plan to be champion going into Mania, and maybe even Pearce actually countering Sonya for once. Sami VS Boogs was an alright filler to keep us waiting on Sami VS Nakamura for the Intercontinental Championship, but apparently it was also a vehicle for Johnny Knoxville to get in on the action. His interaction with Sami backstage and then him dumping Sami out of the ring, that is definitely the spot they’re going for in the Rumble match.

Sheamus had a good promo to keep his grudge against McIntyre alive while also showing some concern for what happened to Ridge Holland. Happy Talk was not at all any better, and it should’ve been obvious that Moss was somehow, someway Corbin’s mystery guest. Corbin & Moss of course defeat the Viking Raiders, those two are getting a big Heel push right now. Moss is still impressive in the ring, at least. Then we got just an awesome tag main event, as expected of Usos and New Day. The Usos retaining was a small surprise but they seem to be shouting out the Dudleys a lot. Are they trying to swing a match with Bubba and D-Von? That’d be awesome to see but is it even possible business wise?

My Score: 8.5/10

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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 5.8.2025

We get to see Alicia Fox in action and a dog collar match! Definitely an odd combination, so let’s see what happens!

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As I feel like I say every week, the best parts of TNA are on NXT. I really can’t tolerate Dreamer and Delirious’ idea of creative. This shows have been slapdash early 00s MTV humor and nonsense angles. We open the show with Trick Williams, so of course you know he’s gonna be a dick and Hendry’s gonna try and get even.

At least this spawned an interesting concept with the TNA Heavyweight Championship being defended on NXT Battleground. So it’s nice that Hendry and TNA are getting exposure, but honestly it’s only Hendry, and the constant milking on the TNA side of “hearing from Hendry” is making me ill.

I feel like I’ve seen Johnny Gobs all over since Nekrogoblikon came out with new music. Not mad at it, just didn’t have that on my Bingo card.

 

Ratings:

  • Rosemary vs Lei Ying Lee – Lei wins via Thunderstruck – *
  • Great Hands vs Aztec Warriors: Aztec Warriors win via Laredo Driver + Arabian Moonsault – * 1/2
  • Trey Miguel w/Wentz vs Mustafa Ali w/Tasha & Hands: Ali wins via Crucifix Blade Runner – ** 3/4
  • Victoria Crawford vs Brittnie Brooks: Victoria wins via Flying Axe Kick – Squash
  • Dog Collar Match: International Championship Match: Steve Maclin (c) vs Eric Young w/Northern Armoury: Maclin retains via KIA – ***

Results:

Hey look, Trick comes out and does exactly what I said. He’s arrogant, he’s basically doing his own version of a Ric Flair promo. I do like the line about having two girls, one named Lexis who drives a Mercedes and Mercedes who drives a Lexus. It’s that right balance of dumb and clever to make me chuckle. Hendry of course comes out with his game face on, security tries, fails, and Hendry gets a measure of revenge.

Rosemary vs Lei Ying Lee – Lei wins via Thunderstruck

Okay even though I don’t mind Xia as a wrestler anymore, Brookside is on commentary and she’s…awful. She’s like an Arianna Grace with no charisma. Her little integrity shtick got lame halfway through the word the first time she said it.

This match goes about how you expect which is why it’s not much to discuss. Rosemary does her usually brawling, biting and using the 5 counts with the Upside Down. But as expected, she tries to use the Brass Knucks, Xia comes off of commentary to stop her from using the weapon, and Lei catches her with Thunderstruck. I guess this was supposed to keep the Xia angle with some heat, but it’s really dumb. I don’t want to see any more of this Angel vs Demon, which one will turn crap. It’s boring, it’s cliche and for babies.

At least Lei Ying Lee is gorgeous and one hell of a wrestler. Hopefully she gets away from Rosemary and Xia soon.

Great Hands vs Aztec Warriors

Laredo and Octagon take early turns on Jason Hotch, Octagon even pulls off some rope acrobatics like he thinks he’s Rey Fenix. Hands try to take a few shortcuts, but the actions stays quick, the Cali crowd is behind the Luchadors. Stereo Tijeras, Five Hole Dive from Laredo into an Asai Moonsault from Octagon. Laredo Driver into Handstand Arabian Moonsault, and Aztec Warriors win handily.

After the fact Ali attacks the Aztec Warriors, Tasha and the Hands are trying to calm down Ali but then the Rascalz run out. Maybe we’re getting an early start to the Trey vs Ali match. 

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Trey Miguel w/Wentz vs Mustafa Ali w/Tasha & Hands

Hopefully this is something worth actually typing about instead of WCW Thunder level of rushed throwaway trash.

They trade early chops, but Ali is pissed, no sells Trey and rocks him with a Forearm. Trey tries to Baseball Slide through the legs and roll into a Sunset Flip, but Ali rolls through, comes up with Trey and Powerbombs him moving immediately into Ground and Pound. Ali goes for a Reverse Powerslam, but Trey escapes it, tries to use his quickness, trips up Ali for a second as he goes to the apron and then he catches Trey in the ropes and hits the Draping DDT off the apron. Outside In Neckbreaker from Ali into a Standing Tornillo.

Ali throws Trey into the ropes, Trey tries something but Ali catches him, flips him vertical and then Dragon Suplex looks nasty. Ali heads back to the apron, wants the Outside In Rolling Neckbreaker, but Trey catches him with a Cutter! Trey puts a little Shake Rattle and Roll together, Ali tries to block the last one so Trey hits the ropes and lands a Lionsault. Ali powders and eats a Dive, Trey throws him back in, Meteora! 1-2-kick out! Trey gets a little frustrated but tries a front facelock, they trade cradles, Ali throws him to the ropes, Trey tries that Rewind Tiger Feint, but Ali hits a Missile Dropkick. Ali tells the Hands to finish things but Wentz comes out flying. Ali drives Wentz into the post, throws Trey back in and mouths off to Wentz. When he turns he eats Trey’s Knee Slide Tornado DDT.

Tasha distracts the ref, Hands attack Trey with a Double Choke Bomb on the Apron and Ali kills Trey with Crucifix Blade Runner.

Hardys come out to talk, they get a solid pop from the crowd, but nothing interesting gets said. The old “we let you down” promo and they’re trying to get across a fandom nickname of “Diehardyz” and that’s corny. They punctuate their part before the Nemeths of course come out with some Obsolete and Delete references. Ryan starts talking and gets booed loudly, so that’s nice, they both play in it well. Ryan makes some goofy faces, Nic and him poke fun at the Hardys and the fact that Jeff can’t come to Canada because he’s prohibidabido. 

So Santino comes out, says next week Jeff and Nic will have a singles match, so Matt will get a tag match against the Nemeths with a partner of his choosing. Kind of a stock standard promo, but the Nemeths and Santino made it fun. 

Huh, coming back from commercial there’s a video package from WWE showing the last time Jeff Hardy and Nic Nemeth had a match. 16 years ago. 

Victoria Crawford vs Brittnie Brooks

Brittnie is Chris Bey’s girlfriend and Alicia was always one of my favorites.

Victoria clocks Brittnie early, but Brittnie fires back, Victoria gets annoyed, hits her beautiful Northern Lights Suplex Hold for only a two. Victoria drives Brittnie into the corner, Brittinie tries to fight out, but Victoria catches her with a Tumbling Headscissors Take Over and then a Flying Axe Kick. Victoria’s gorgeous self wins, and Victoria looked pretty decent in the squash.

Masha comes out, attacks Victoria, so Tessa makes a save. Santino makes a tag match next week Blanshard and Crawfish vs Slamabitch and a partner of her choosing. Robert Stone overrides Santino and picks her partner for her and chooses Nikkita Lyons. 

Dog Collar Match: International Championship Match: Steve Maclin (c) vs Eric Young w/Northern Armoury

EY sandbags in the corner at the bell and then catches Maclin with an opportune yank of the chain and then starts a little dirty boxing and chain choking. Cardona is out on commentary because there’s a number 1 contender match next week for the International title. EY grinds the chain across Maclin’s face and the bridge of his nose, and he’s bleeding 40 seconds into the match.

Maclin powders but since it’s a dog collar match the jabronis get involved immediately. Maclin is bleeding like his last name is Rhodes, the jabronis get in some pot shots and EY just whips him with the chain, uses the post, just goes for classic deliberately paced hardcore brawl tactics. Maclin does manage to get a small flurry, EY does the Flair Corner Flop, then EY and the jabronis eat a SCUD before we go to commercial.

We come back, Maclin is back to getting murdered, and now all the potential number 1 contenders and either on commentary, the ramp or in the back watching a monitor. Even Mance Warner looks a little concerned and horny at the same time with the blood. Maclin is so bloody he looks like a post explosion scene from The Boys. Maclin fires, whips EY in the ropes, grabs him mid run, Headbutts him a few times, Jumping Thesz Press into the Ground and Pound with some chain whips. Jabronis come in and eat a Busakiu and Backbreaker, EY tries to take advantage but EY eats an Olympic Slam. Another Busaiku for EY, Jar Headbutt connects! EY kicks out at two, then powders but Maclin follows and wraps the chain around his neck and starts throwing EY around by the throat. Dorks fly at Maclin, he deflects them, but EY yanks the chain and Maclin falls off the apron. EY throws him back in, another two count. EY heads to the top, Maclin crotches him, bald Jabroni eats a Powerbomb, hair Jabroni heads a Buckle Bomb. EY slips the Tree, so Maclin puts the jabronis in the corner, Stacked Tag Em and Bag Em, Nerds get Caught in the Crosshairs!

EY sees the chance, kick to the gut, Piledriver! 1-2…KICK OUT! EY calls for the Macho Elbow but Maclin gets up, pulls him off the top with the chain and KIA! Maclin retains!

 

Overall Score: 4/10

A generally disappointing episode. The first hour felt like WCW Thunder written by Meth addicted Racoons. But the second hour starting with Mustafa, turned out to be okay. I’ve always enjoyed Alicia Fox aesthetically and she wasn’t bad in the ring, Mustafa being edgy is cool, Ryan Nemeth is a treasure, Tessa is still great and the dog collar match was decent.

So a mixed bag definitely. Rosemary is honestly useless anymore. She only gets a pop because of the gimmick, but her storylines have sucked, her matches aren’t great and this whole Infantile Sting knockoff of trying to stick to her morals and integrity and not do the mean things. Aztec Warriors are basic lucha stuff with no gimmick beyond the fact they’re luchadors. Lastly, the Trick Flair opening segment was okay at best but really just just paint by numbers.

It’s a sad turn of events when my favorite wrestling program anymore is WWE main roster stuff. Yikes…2025 is weird.

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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (5/8/25)

Collision on a Thursday?!

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Will Dax & Cash learn to Fear The Red Death?

FTR put the blame on Daniel Garcia for how things went down between them, but now Garcia plans on taking one of the Top Guys out!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Ricochet VS Angelico w/ Serpentico; Ricochet wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: The Don Callis Family VS The Outrunners, Bandido & AR Fox; The Don Callis Family wins.
  • Anthony Bowens w/ Billy Gunn VS Lee Johnson w/ Blake Christian; Bowens wins.
  • Willow Nightingale VS Kris Statlander; Kris wins.
  • Konosuke Takeshita & Josh Alexander VS The Dark Order; Takeshita & Alexander win.
  • “Speedball” Mike Bailey VS Dralistico; Bailey wins.
  • Daniel Garcia VS Dax Harwood w/ Cash Wheeler & Stokely Hathaway; No Contest.

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Toni Storm is here!

Or rather, she’s still here given just last night, the TIMELESS AEW Women’s World Champion won a Fatal 4 Way Eliminator. And now she’s in the special box seat “balcony” with mic in hand. Detroit cheers and she blows kisses before saying, “So many men have taken a shot at me in here, I’m feeling like Abraham Lincoln. I will never forget my first. It was messy, it was sweaty, and painful. But I only wanted more. Once a month, once a week, twice a week, I was hooked. But then, it only became more risky. One at a time, then two at a time. And three at a time! Incorporating random objects, all the while being watched by perverts.”

The fans cheer being perverts but then Toni says, “One day, it will not end well for me. It will break my body and soil my soul. But in the end, I know it’s what I was born to do. And if you think I was referring to sexual intercourse, then get your minds out of the gutter!” Toni takes a moment before she continues, “Because the best bang could not compare to fighting for this!” She holds up the title and the fans cheer more! “I am not waiting for a Hayter or a CEO. So next week, line up the next batch of slop tarts, because baby wants to binge!” The fans also like the sound of that! Toni says spit on it and sit on it, and let’s get TIMELESS~!

The fans applaud and Toni takes a bow. Beach Break just got that much bigger, but who will take their shot at The Tramp that is The Champ?

 

Backstage interview with Paragon.

Lexy Nair is with Adam Cole, Roderick Strong & Kyle O’Reilly to ask them about the 2 Out of 3 Falls last Saturday. Roddy says that to say they’re disappointed is an understatement. He and Kyle are one of the best teams on this planet, and they thought it’d be like riding a bike. But it has been a bit more difficult than they thought. Kyle agrees that they’re frustrated and disappointed, but what they aren’t doing is taking anything away from themselves. They’re the Paragon and they’re still one of the best tag teams out there. And any other day, any other time, 99 out of 100, Kyle & Roddy win that match.

Cole agrees, and he knows that was tough last week. But they are one of the best teams in the world. There will be plenty of chances to prove that this year. But in step the Grizzled Young Veterans and Zack Gibson says say that again. He can’t believe Paragon has the nerve to stand here sulking and complaining. Honestly, this three are three of the best ever. The problem is, they’ve gone soft! They’ve forgotten what it is to fight for their sport. So any time they’re ready, GYV will remind them what that’s like. Kyle & Roddy say why not. GYV will be the first time that gets stomped on Paragon’s way back to the top!

GYV laugh that off then take their leave. But when and where will Liverpool’s Number One & Mr. Mayhem take on the Savior of the Backbreaker & the Violent Artist?

 

Ricochet VS Angelico w/ Serpentico!

The One & Only just got a big win last night alongside the Young Bucks, but now he looks to get a win on his own. Will Ricochet make Detroit #OuttaThisWorld two nights in a row? Or will tonight belong to Spanish Announce Project’s South African Stud?

The bell rings and the fans rally as Angelico and Ricochet circle. They feel things out, circle more, then Angelico leaves Ricochet hanging by smoothing his hair. Ricochet says ha ha, more bald jokes. Ricochet waistlocks, the fans chant, “He Has Hair!” but Ricochet hammerlocks and snapmares to then ghost pin, TWO! Ricochet taunts Angelico that this is professional wrestling, not modeling. Angelico trips Ricochet to cover, ONE! Angelico has a cording hold and he keeps Ricochet from the ropes. Ricochet wrenches, but Angelico gets the cording hold back! Ricochet endures, reaches out, but Angelico arm-drags him to the mat!

The fans cheer more, but Ricochet kips up. Angelico wrangles him back down! Ricochet claws at Angelico but Angelico polishes the bald head! The fans cheer and Angelico keeps on the arm. Ricochet fights up again, but Angelico wrangles him back down! Angelico gives Ricochet more polish, then stands him up to wrench and cording hold. Ricochet throws a body shot, flips up and over, but Angelico switches arms for a modified Cobra Twist! Angelico holds up his hand and the fans cheer, but Ricochet fights free and bails out. The fans boo but then Angelico sneaks up to clamp on shoulder claws!

Ricochet fights back, and he THROWS Angelico to the floor! Ricochet skins the cat, then TORNILLO PLANCHAS! Ricochet takes down Angelico, taunts Serpentico, then goes storming off to grab a chair! Ricochet chases off #SNAKEMAN, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Ricochet gets up on the barrier to soak up more heat, and he even flicks sweat off his bald head! Ricochet puts Angelico in the ring, stalks him to ropes, then CHOKES him! The ref counts, Ricochet backs off, and Serpentico coaches Angelico. Angelico sputters but Ricochet brings him up for a snapmare. Ricochet digs his knee into Angelico’s back as part of the chinlock. Angelico endures, fights up, and fires body shots. Angelico is free, runs the ropes, but Ricochet DROPKICKS him down! Ricochet taunts the fans, covers Angelico, TWO! Angelico is tougher than that but Ricochet covers again, ONE! And again, ONE! And again, ONE!!

Ricochet throws a fit and SLAPS Angelico down before arguing with the ref. The ref defends the count, so Ricochet just stomps away on Angelico’s back! Ricochet taunts the fans, goes back to stomp Angelico and kick him around, then he kicks Angelico to the ropes. Angelico rises to BODY BLOW! And JAB! Ricochet staggers back, Angelico fires more shots! Angelico runs, KICKS the backdrop away, then runs again, only for Ricochet to FLAPJACK him off ropes and JUMPING NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Angelico survives and Collision returns to single picture. Ricochet storms his way to a corner while the fans boo.

Ricochet aims and 450- NO, he has to bail out as Angelico moves! Ricochet comes back but Angelico dodges again, Ricochet hits only buckles! Angelico swings, Ricochet dodges and shoves to TIGER WALL KICK! And SOBAT! KNEE! But Angelico KNEES in return! Ricochet rebounds to V-TRIGGER! ROLLING- NO, Angelico clinches for a LIFTING FLATLINER! The fans fire up while both men are down! A standing count starts, Ricochet and Angelico stir, and they rise at 5 of 10. Angelico counters a punch and then fires haymakers! Angelico whips, Ricochet reverses, but then Ricochet catches the leap!

Angelico fights Ricochet’s clinch with elbows, then whips, but Ricochet reverses, Angelico LEAPING LARIATS! And LEAPING LARIATS again! The fans fire up and Angelico storms up to Ricochet. Angelico whips, Ricochet reverses, but Angelico reverses back! COBRA TWIST, and the HEAD SLAPS! The fans fire up as Angelico just takes Ricochet to task! Ricochet sputters and staggers around, Angelico kicks and Canadian Racks! YOYO SLAM, into a hammerlock and HALF CRAB! Ricochet endures, reaches out, but Angelico gets the other arm! Ricochet kicks with his free leg and has the ROPEBREAK! The fans boo but Angelico lets go.

Ricochet goes to the apron, Angelico storms up, but Ricochet HOTSHOTS him! And then FLICKS the ropes at Angelico to hit down low! Ricochet then springboards and FLYING LARIATS! The fans boo but Ricochet runs for a STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, TWO! Ricochet just keeps going, dragon sleeper for the VERTIGO!! Ricochet rolls back, locks ‘n’ loads, and SPIRIT GUN!! Cover, Ricochet wins!

Winner: Ricochet, by pinfall

Ricochet made sure Angelico was done before he got the 1-2-3, and now he gets the mic. “Go ahead. C’mon, I can’t hear you! I can’t hear you!” The fans boo and taunt him more and Ricochet says he welcomes it all! Their boos mean NOTHING to him, because he sees what they cheer for. And c’mon, if you cheer for the Detroit Lions, that means you’re dumb as hell. If you were smart, if you had any amount of common sense, you’d be cheering for him! The fans keep taunting him with “They’re Not Bald!” But Ricochet says the Eagles won the Super Bowl, what’re they talking about? They should be cheering him, because he’s been here less than a year and he’s beaten most of the favorites!

Brody King, Will Ospreay, Mike Bailey, Kevin Knight, Mark Briscoe, Swerve Strickland, and even Kenny Omega! All of them are AEW legends, and Ricochet beat them all! But wait, speaking of legends… Ricochet points out the living legend, Zach Gowen! Ricochet remembers growing up, watching wrestling, he was a huge fan of Zach Gowen. Huge fan. He remembers when big Brock would beat him up and down the arena, that was awesome. But the thing is, Daddy Gowen used to be on this side of the barriers, but now he’s on the other side of them. What happened, Zach? Doesn’t have a leg in the fight anymore?

Ricochet laughs at his own offensive joke, and then asks where that fire is now. He pushes Zach around, security rushes in and Ricochet says he wasn’t doing anything! They’re just talking! Then he BOPS each and every guard! They like that? Ricochet THROWS one guy into railing! Ricochet does his own commentary as he sends another one into the steel steps! Then he puts the third one in the ring, and says Zach might like this. The fans boo but now Ricochet brings out THE SCISSORS! Ricochet cuts this guy’s hair up! But Zach jumps into the ring!! The fans cheer as Zach snatches the scissors from Ricochet!

The fans cheer as Zach asks what is wrong with Ricochet! Ricochet says sorry, sorry! But then he KICKS Zach’s leg out! And then SPIRIT GUN!! The fans boo even more but Ricochet isn’t done with Zach. He takes Zach’s prosthetic leg away! The fans boo as loud as they can as Ricochet leaves with the leg! Ricochet isn’t just humiliating Zach Gowen, he’s committing a crime! Ricochet holds the leg up as a trophy, then mockingly limps with it. Will anyone ever humble the ego that is #OuttaThisWorld?

 

8 Man Tag: The Don Callis Family VS The Outrunners, Bandido & AR Fox!

Don Callis himself dared Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd to find a friend so they could settle things with Roppongi Vice and the Family, but the Outrunners did better than that! They found TWO friends! Will the Most Wanted ROH World Champion and the Whole Fox’n Show help the Youngest Men Alive humble Callis’ cronies? Or will Trent Beretta, Rocky Romero, Lance Archer & Kyle Fletcher use them to take out all of their frustrations?

Callis of course joins commentary while the teams sort out. Callis calls tonight “Don Callis Championship Wrestling,” and says Detroit boos him and his Family because it is a city of losers. Kyle Fletcher starts against Bandido and the fans fire up. Kyle and Bandido circle, the fans rally up more, and they tie up. They go around, Kyle puts Bandido on the ropes. The fans rally for Bandido and he dodges the chop to CHOP! Kyle swings, Bandido dodges and headlocks. Kyle powers up and out, Bandido RAMS him, but Kyle rebounds to RUN Bandido over! Kyle flexes, the fans boo, but then Turbo flexes and the fans cheer.

So Kyle BOOTS Turbo off the apron! Kyle runs, Bandido dodges, hurdles, but Kyle leaps over. The fans tell Callis off while things keep moving. Bandido slips around to tilt-o-whirl RANA! And then DROPKICK! Kyle falls against ropes, Trent tags in, and Trent CLOBBERS Bandido! The fans boo, Trent rains down fists, and the ref reprimands. Trent stops to tag in Rocky. Roppongi Vice mugs Bandido, then they DOUBLE BACK SUPLEX! But Bandido lands out, tags AR Fox, and Fox BOOTS Rocky! And BOOTS Trent! Fox goes up, up, and CANNONBALLS! The fans fire up but here comes the Murderhawk Monster!

Archer scoops Fox into the crucifix lift! But Fox slips free, goes Matrix to dodge, and he ENZIGIRIS! Archer tumbles out, Fox whips Rocky to the corner, Rocky runs into Turbo’s BOOT! Truth adds a HAYMAKER, then Fox tags Turbo. Turbo brings Rocky around to wrench and wristlock. Truth tags in as they whip and atomic drop, UPPERCUT HART ATTACK! Trent is back, but he runs into a DOUBLE HIP TOSS! The fans fire up with The Outrunner as they run at the corners! BACK ELBOWS in stereo for RPG Vice! Then Outrunners trade, more ELBOWS in stereo! Then a feed to the BULLDOG LARIAT COMBO! The fans fire up while The Outrunners wind it up!

“Turbo Floyd! You-” Well, Trent gets Rocky out of there, they do NOT give the people what they want. Archer is back and he double choke grips! DOUBLE CHOKE SLAM!! Archer BLASTS Fox & Bandido off the corner, Kyle is there to beat them up, and the fans boo as Archer stomps away on Truth! Archer stands on Truth in the corner and laughs while Collision goes picture in picture.

Archer stalks Truth tot he Callis corner. Rocky tags Archer in and they mug Truth. Archer bumps Truth off buckles, then whips him corner to corner hard! Truth falls to the mat, Archer puts him back in the corner, and Archer looms over him. Truth rises up to fire CHOPS, but archer eggs him on! Truth fires haymakers, then runs, only for Archer to DECK him! Tag to Trent and Trent stalks Truth while Archer TOSESS Turbo! Trent CHOKES Truth, CHOPS him, then talks trash. Trent winds up to CHOP again! Trent brings Truth over to bump off buckles, then he tags in Rocky. RPG Vice mugs Truth, whips him to a corner, and Kyle joins in.

Rocky runs up to ELBOW Truth, then Trent adds an ELBOW of his own! Kyle runs to forearm SMASH! Archer runs in and ELBOWS Truth down! Rocky covers, TWO! Truth survives the onslaught, but Rocky wrenches an arm. Tag to Kyle and Kyle KICKS then arm! Kyle mocks Truth reaching out for his corner, then stomps Truth down. Kyle stalks Truth to the ropes, mockingly holds Truth’s hand out, then scoops and SLAMS him in a snap! Kyle taunts Bandido, then he brings Truth up. Truth fires hands, but Kyle scoops and SLAMS again! Collision returns to single picture and he BLASTS Truth’s corner! Bandido avoids the shot and shouts at Kyle!

Kyle taunts Bandido, but Truth fires hands! The fans fire up but Kyle BOOTS Truth! Kyle suplexes, but Truth counters with a cradle! TWO, and Kyle is up, only for Truth to juke! Hot tag to Bandido! Kyle kicks but Bandido deflects and waistlocks. Kyle switches, shoves and runs up, but Bandido SUPERKICKS! Bandido goes up, up, and TORNILLOS! Down goes Kyle and he bails out! RPG Vice attack Bandido from behind! RPG Vice double whip, Bandido grabs ropes and he BOOTS them back! The Outrunners are in and they stereo ATOMIC DROP! RPG Vice tumble up and out of the ring! Archer runs in, Bandido holds the ropes down, but Archer doesn’t fall for it!

Archer ROCKS Bandido, but the Outrunners DUMP him out! The fans fire up as the Callis Family regroups by the ramp. Fox returns, and he coordinates with Bandido! Whip and pop-up, SUPER CANNONBALL!! The fans fire up as Fox hits a strike! And then The Outrunners form a staircase! Bandido runs to step, step, and ESCALARA CONJILO!! The fans are thunderous as Bandido puts Kyle in! The Outrunners set Kyle up and then wind it up! “Turbo Floyd! You sonova b*tch!” HANDSHAKE DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! Fox adds a SWANTON BOMB! Bandido adds a FROG SPLASH!! Cover, The Family breaks it!

The fans boo but The Outrunners brawl with the Family! Things tumble out of the ring, but Bandido aims at Kyle on the ropes! Bandido deals the hand, BLACKJACK- NO, Kyle switches through! DRAGON SUPLEX, but Bandido lands out! Bandido ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirls, but Kyle stops the DDT to MICHINOKU DRIVER!! The fans are thunderous while both men are down! Kyle and Bandido crawl, hot tags to Fox and Trent! Fox RAMS Trent, goes up, up, and leaps over Trent to somersault and CANNONBALL Kyle! Then Fox wrenches Trent, catches the leg, and FISHERMAN BUSTERS! Archer grabs Fox, shoves him back, but Fox returns to DRAPING DDT!

Fox sees Rocky, Rocky kicks first, then Rocky whips. Fox reverses, Rocky is in the corner, Fox hits an A-LIST LARIAT! Kyle runs up but Fox ELBOWS him away! Fox skins the cat to DROPKICK Rocky and then backwards roll, CUTTER for Kyle! Then Fox avoids Rocky to hit a CUTTER!! The fans are electric and Fox has Kyle on the ropes! Fox builds speed, but Trent anchors his foot! Kyle hits a CALF KICK! The Outrunners BLAST Trent, but Archer CROSSBODIES The Outrunners! Bandido springboards in but Kyle catches him! Kyle calls to the boys, RPG Vice hit a DOUBLE JUMP KNEE! The fans boo but Fox is up!

Fox dodges RPG Vice, BOOTS Kyle, then DOUBLE CUTTER RPG Vice! The fans are thunderous again as Fox goes up, up, but Kyle distracts the ref! Archer grabs Fox, and he SUPER CHOKE SLAMS him down! RPG Vice then sits Fox up, wrenches and double pump handle! JACKAL DRIVER!! Cover, Don Callis Family wins!

Winners: The Don Callis Family, by pinfall

Trent shouts that no one will ever disrespect them again! Will Callis’ pack of jackals devour anyone and everyone that stands in their way?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Beach Break!

After the assault and humiliation that we saw earlier tonight, Zach Gowen is going to make his return to wrestling! Will Zach get revenge on Ricochet for taking things too far?

 

Jon Moxley speaks.

“So, we’re through the obligatory preamble, casualties on both sides. Last night, you took out my number one lieutenant. Now I could vow revenge and talk about all the things I’m gonna do to Samoa Joe once I get him inside that steel cage. But that would be rather rote, and probably mostly untrue. What do we know? The consensus is Samoa Joe is gonna kick my ass. And yeah, there’s nobody on the planet better at getting their ass kicked than me. The question isn’t whether Joe will beat me up. The question is, how long can he do it? Five, eight minutes? Ten? 20? 25? I’ve got all night.

“I know you don’t think very much of me, Joe, but you are one of the guys that I have genuine respect for. You are the embodiment of a champion. But you’re not the AEW World Champion, I am. And I know that no matter what happens to me inside that steel cage in Chicago, no matter what Hell is put on me, no matter what I am put through in that steel cage, I know I have been through worse. I have been through the kind of Hell, I have weathered the kind of storms, I have faced down the kinds of demons that would keep these kids up at night. So I don’t need to be feared or respected by you or anybody else. I just need you to show up.

“I don’t get along with the rest of the world because I am not like the rest of the world. And believe it or not, next week, there is nowhere else in the world I would rather be than locked inside a steel cage in Chicago with the AEW World Championship hanging in the balance, with the baddest man in pro-wrestling, Samoa Joe. I didn’t build my foundation on sand. When the storm comes through, the only thing that matters is who is the last man standing.” The Maniac has issued his ultimatum, will he ultimately be the baddest man in AEW?

 

Anthony Bowens w/ Billy Gunn VS Lee Johnson w/ Blake Christian!

The Pride of Pro-Wrestling is ready to prove he’s worthy of all the opportunities before him, but that means having others step to the plate. #BigShotty thinks he can get a hit off the 5 Tool Player, but will he be able to go yard? Or will he just get Molly Whopped and sent back to the dugout?

The bell rings and the fans rally behind Bowens. Bowens and Lee tie up, Bowens wrenches and wristlocks, but Lee wrenches back. Bowens slips through, wrenches and hammerlocks, then he spins and snapmares Lee to an Oklahoma Roll! TWO, and Bowens tries a cradle, TWO! Lee is up to headlock back, but Bowens powers up and out. Lee goes up and over, baits Bowens into a waistlock, but Bowens switches. Lee switches, then he shoves Bowens! “You’re nothing!” The fans boo and Bowens scowls. Lee talks more trash, but Bowens CHOPS Lee off his feet! Bowens stalks Lee to a corner, CHOPS again, and the fans “WOO~!”

Bowens CHPOS again, and again, and again! Bowens then stomps a mudhole into Lee! The ref counts, Bowens steps off at 4, and Bowens apologizes. Lee bails out, Bowens pursues, and Lee tries to apologize. But then Lee bumps into Daddy Ass! Lee looks and sees Billy, apologizes to him now, but Bowens ROCKS Lee! Bowens whips Lee hard into barriers and the fans fire up! Bowens puts Lee in the ring, but Lee kicks low! Lee eggs Bowens on, whips, but Bowens hurdles and mule kicks! Front kicks! FAMOUSER! The fans fire up and Bowens wrenches to lift Lee, SWING OUT FACEBUSTER! Cover, ONE?!?

Billy is annoyed, but then Blake gets on the apron! Bowens backs the Vanilla Babyface off, but then he dodges Lee’s sneak attack! Bowens fireman’s carries, Lee slips free and shoves Bowens to ropes. Billy wants after Blake but the ref keeps him back. Bowens ELBOWS Lee away, but Blake swipes at him! Lee then DUMPS Bowens out! Bowens staggers up, Lee FLIES, and he gets just enough of Bowens to take him down! Then Lee and Blake mock the scissor fingers! The fans boo but Lee puts Bowens in the ring. Lee reels Bowens in, suplexes, but Bowens slips free! Bowens shoves Lee away, runs up, and he blocks the boot! But not the ENZIGIRI!

Lee SUPERKICKS Bowens, runs, but into the Rock, Paper, Scissors, SUPERKICK! The fans fire up and Bowens shows them how it’s done! He puts up the scissors, then shouts for his shot! But Blake gets on the apron! Bowens grabs Blake, Lee rolls Bowens up with tights, TWO!! MOLLY WHOP!! Cover, Bowens wins!

Winner: Anthony Bowens, by pinfall

Blake tried to tip the scales, but then he also storms into the ring! Billy gets in Blake’s way and Blake backs up. Blake  “apologizes,” but then he takes a swing! Billy stops that and TOSSES Blake out! Billy says “SUCK IT!” Bowens grabs a mic to tell Detroit, “What you just saw was the Pride of Professional Wrestling! The perfect combination of power, athleticism, intelligence, the look, and The It Factor. And I am in a really good mood, so y’know what? Billy, throw ’em up! Detroit, throw ’em up! And make some noise!” And they SCISSOR FINGER~! For old time’s sake, Bowens embraces the old gimmick. But will nothing stop Bowens from making himself a contender?

 

The Gates of Agony are here!

Detroit cheers as Bishop Kaun & Toa Liona walk out to the ring, but they grab mics so they can talk. Kaun calls out Bryan Keith & Big Bill. “You think you’re gonna walk through these Gates unscathed, unburned, and redeem yourselves in the eyes of Chris Jericho?” The fans boo and Kaun says, “Hell no, Paradise has to be earned. And these Gates right here? They’re gonna stop you in your tracks.” Liona says, “And this time, we’re not doing it in a parking lot! Y’know why? Because we’re in Detroit! Why not do this right here, right now!?” The fans cheer and Liona tells Big Bill & Bryan Keith, you heard the people! Get out here and fight!

The shirts come off, and here come the Redwood & Bad Apple! They go right to the ring and the brawl is on! The fans fire up as Bill has Kaun and Keith has Liona! Bill hammers away on Kaun in a corner, Liona ROCKS Keith, but Keith roars! Keith runs, only for Liona to LARIAT him down! Bill BOOTS Liona down! Bill goes out after Liona, but then Keith LARIATS Kaun and himself up and out of the ring! Bill and Liona brawl, Linoa shoves Bill into railing and CLUBS him! Keith and Kaun brawl on the floor, Liona SMACKS Bill off steel steps! Liona fires up, the fans are torn, and Liona runs in, only for Bill to send him into railing! In fact, Liona goes over the railing!

Keith staggers but Kaun keeps after him. Kaun brings Keith to the ramp but Keith elbows free! Keith runs but Kaun fireman’s carries! SAMOAN DROP down through tables!! Fans lose their minds, and somehow Liona is up! Liona and Bill now brawl on the stage, even as security and producer Kevin Matthews try to stop this! But there’s no stopping it, and Bill BOOTS Liona! Liona wobbles, but then he roars! Liona SPEARS Bill off the stage and down through tables!! The fans lose their minds all over again! The Gates and the Branches are down around ringside, is the Learning Tree impressed watching this at home?

 

AEW hears from Anna Jay & Harley Cameron, as well as Penelope Ford & Megan Bayne.

The Queenslayer says, “Megan, you really like to pick fights, huh? I don’t care how big you are, how hard you hit, I will wrap my arms around you and make you sleep!” The Superbad Girl says Anna has been gone a long time, and the Megasus says things have changed. There is a new animal in this jungle, and having a pure heart, fat ass and good friends isn’t gonna cut it. But the wild Aussie tells the Megasus, “I bet your back is blown out after the fight that I brought last night!” Anna says don’t say it like. Ford tells Harley to stop hiding behind Anna’s fat ass already. Ford & Megan want them to fight and learn that mercy is the one thing they never mastered.

Harley shouts that she and Anna will SLAY THE MEGASUS, and all will FEEL THE WRATH! And so BREAKING NEWS for Beach Break Collision! Anna Jay VS Megan Bayne will happen next Saturday when Collision returns to TNT!

 

Willow Nightingale VS Kris Statlander!

Former friends, bitter enemies, and now maybe somewhere in between, the Babe with the Power and the Galaxy’s Greatest will battle 1v1 once more! But will we truly see she’s a #BornAgainKristen when this fight helps her make amends with Willow? Or will nothing Kris does matter, and Willow will smile anyway?

The bell rings and the two circle. The two start pushing, and then shoving, and then Willow wrenches to wrangle Kris. Kris fights up to wrench back and headlock, but Willow powers out to headlock in return. Kris powers up and out, then reels Willow in for her own headlock. Willow THROWS Kris away and the fans fire up! Willow wants Kris to take this serious, so Kris runs up to waistlock. Willow fights the lift and switches, Kris fights the lift in return. Willow powers through to SLAM Kris all the same! The fans fire up more while Kris grows frustrated. Kris storms up, but Willow boops her on the nose!

The fans are torn but Kris says if that’s how it’s gonna be… And she SLAPS Willow! Willow swings, Kris dodges and Kris trips Willow to then basement CROSSBODY! Kris mocks the Willow smile ‘n’ pose, TWO! Kris mocks the smiling but then Willow SLAPS her! The fans fire up so Kris CHOSP! Willow CHOPS! Is that a spider on the screen? The CHOPS keep going and the fans “WOO~!” Willow then fires off forearms! And an ENZIGIRI! Kris sputters to a corner, Willow storms up, and the fans cheer as she bumps Kris off buckles! Then she brings Kris to another corner for another buckle bump! And then the third corner! And the fourth corner!

The fans fire up as Willow completes the lap, snapmares Kris and BOOTS her down! Willow whips Kris again, but Kris sunset flips! TWO, Willow sits up into a BUZZSAW! Cover, TWO! Kris huffs ‘n’ puffs but she CHOSP! And ROKS! And CHOPS! Kris hooks the arms but Willow flips that around to a backslide, TWO! Kris Oklahoma rolls, TWO! Willow has the cover, TWO! Kris has it back, TWO! Both women stand, Kris scoops, but Willow slips free! Willow shoves Kris, Kris goes up the corner, BACK ELBOW! Kris flexes and the fans are torn, but she hurries to cover, TWO! The fans rally and Kris brings Willow up.

Kris runs, but Willow POUNCES her! PERIOD! Kris tumbles out, the fans fire up, and the ring count starts. Willow goes to the apron and she CANNONBALLS! The fans fire up more as Kris goes down! Willow high-fives the front row, then she goes back to drag Kris up. Willow reels Kris in, but Kris suplexes first! A hard landing on the floor and we’re past 5 of 10! Kris rolls in at 7, but rolls out while Willow rolls in. Kris grabs Willow and brings her back out while Collision goes picture in picture.

Kris brings Willow around to hit another suplex to the floor! Kris soaks up cheers and jeers, puts Willow back in the ring, and then soaks up more cheers and jeers. Kris runs and LARIATS Willow in the corner! Then she scoop SLAMS, covers, TWO! Willow is still in this but Kris stays on her. Kris whips Willow, Willow reverses, and Willow stays back as Kris goes up. Willow then CLUBS Kris on the back, and she reels Kris in for a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Willow reels Kris into a GROUND OCTOPUS! Kris endures as Willow twists her around! Kris pushes it to a cover, TWO! Both women stand, Kris kicks low and snapmares for a body scissor squeeze!

Willow endures, even as Kris adds a half nelson to the mix! Willow fights around, reaches out, and throws elbows! The nelson is undone but Willow still elbows away at the legs! Kris lets Willow go, the two stand up, and Kris CHOPS! Willow seethes and winds up to CHOP back! Kris ROCKS Willow! Willow CHOPS Kris! Kris ROCKS Willow, Willow ROCKS Kris, and repeat! The shots go back and forth, then Willow fires a flurry! Kris fires her own flurry in return! Both women wobble, then they fire more shots! Collision returns to single picture as the shots keep going! Willow then slips around and GERMAN SUPLEXES!

Kris rises, and she gets around Willow to GERMAN SUPLEX! Both women stand, DOUBLE LARIATS collide, and both women fall back! The fans fire up while Kris and Willow go to opposite corners. Kris and Willow rise, then Willow runs up to back body block! Kris dodges the lariat and UPPERCUTS! Kris runs side to side to KNEE Willow! Kris whips, Willow cartwheels and BOOTS! Kris kips up to PELE! Kris runs, but Willow hits a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO!! The fans are thunderous and Willow has Kris in a corner. Willow LARIATS point blank again and again and again! The fans count all the way to nine, but Kris dodges ten!

Willow blocks the superkick, fireman’s carries, and she bumps Kris off buckles before- NO, Kris slips free! Kris waistlocks but Willow CLUBS away! Kris shoves Willow but Willow avoids the snap powerslam! Willow gut wrenches but Kris trips her! Jackknife bridge, TWO and Willow sunset flips it! TWO and both women stand! SUPERKICK from Kris! Kris runs to SCISSOR KICK! Cover, TWO!! Willow survives and Kris is shocked! The fans are thunderous and Kris hauls Willow up. Kris has the leg, but Willow wrenches and fireman’s carries, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Kris survives and Willow is beside herself!

Detroit is thunderous as Willow puts Kris in the corner. Willow bumps Kris off buckles, then she climbs up to rain down fists! The fans count, but Kris slips out to CLUB Willow on the back! Kris goes up and she has Willow on the very top! SUPER DUPER PLEX!! Both women are down and the fans go wild! Kris and Willow slowly rise again, and Kris takes aim! Kris winds up and DISCUS- LARIAT from Willow!! The straps come down and Willow hauls Kris up! BABE WITH THE POWER BOMB!!! But Kris flounders all the way out of the ring! Willow rises, but Wheeler Yuta is here. Yuta taunts former friend Kris, but this is to distract the ref!

Marina Shafir gets Willow with a CHAIN!! Marina CHOKES Willow, then KICKS her down! The fans boo but the Death Riders leave ringside. Kris has no idea what happened, she just tucks Willow in! STATURDAY NIGHT FEVER!! Cover, Kris wins!!

Winner: Kris Statlander, by pinfall

The Problem flips off Willow and Detroit as she finally gets revenge on Willow. Will Willow be able to smile when she’s this pissed off at Marina?

 

Skye Blue speaks.

“Next week, Beach Break, AEW is back in Chicago. And so am I. I’m back, and I’m a violent little thing.” The Chicago Skye is dark and brooding once again, but will her future be bright?

 

Konosuke Takeshita & Josh Alexander VS The Dark Order!

Before they take on Will Ospreay & Hangman Page for Beach Break, The Alpha & Walking Weapon are going to make an example out of the Cowboy’s former friends. Will this be the end of The Dark Order once and for all? Or can Evil Uno & Alex Reynolds survive despite not having the Numbers?

Well, Konosuke & Alexander don’t even wait, they just attack! The bell rings, Konosuke TOSSES Uno and Alexander runs up on Reynolds! Reynolds dodges, runs back in, but Alexander ELBOWS him down! Then BOOTS him! Konosuke uses his own jacket to LASH Uno with those studs! Alexander throws his jacket off to keep on Reynolds, and the ref is so busy with Alexander that he misses Callis CLAWING Uno’s eyes! Alexander whips Reynolds, Reynolds goes up and over, but then Alexander puts him on the apron! Reynolds avoids the shoulder to GUILLOTINE KNEE DROP!

Alexander staggers away, the ref is distracted, and Konosuke YANKS Reynolds down! Konosuke sits Reynolds on the apron, CHOPS and hits a DRIVE-BY, then Alexander adds his CROSSBODY CHECK! Reynolds is down, Uno runs up, but Alexander dodges for the ALPHA ELBOW to take Uno down! Alexander puts Reynolds back in the ring, bumps him off buckles, and he tags Konosuke. Konosuke wrenches and reels Reynolds in, BLUE THUNDER- NO, Reynolds fights the bomb! Reynolds reaches out for Uno, but Konosuke reels him in! BIG back suplex, but Reynolds lands out! Reyhnolds shoves Konosuke aside, hot tag to Uno!

Uno ducks ‘n’ dodges and RANAS! The fans fire up and Uno tags Reynolds back in! They double whip Konosuke, but he breaks their double lariat! Reynolds dodges as Konosuke LARIATS Uno down! Reynolds comes back but into the BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Hot tag to Alexander, and he hoists Uno up into the Electric Chair! Konosuke goes up, JUMP KNEE DOOMSDAY!! Then they haul Reynolds up, DOUBLE ROLLING ELBOWS!! And from there, STRAITJACKET PILEDRIVER!! Cover, Callis Family wins again!

Winners: Konosuke Takeshita & Josh Alexander, by pinfall

Not only are these two rolling towards Beach Break, but Konosuke is red hot going into his NEVER Openweight Championship defense tomorrow night, NJPW Resurgence in California! Will all of the wrestling world soon belong to the Don Callis Family?

 

“Speedball” Mike Bailey VS Dralistico!

This match came about because La Faccion Ingobernable was upset Kevin Knight’s team won that $400,000 tag match and they decided to make him pay for it physically. LFI essentially screwed The Jet out of a Continental Championship opportunity, but Bailey is going to fight for his friend! Will Bailey start by taking out El Toro Blanco’s brother?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. The two tie up, Dralistico puts Bailey in a corner, but the ref counts. Dralistico backs off, and he CHOPS! Dralistico fires hands, the ref counts, but Dralistico tells Bailey off. Dralistico runs, but Bailey blocks the superkick! Bailey swings, Dralistico ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Bailey drops down, hurdles over, and KICKS Dralistico down! The fans fire up while Dralistico bails out. Bailey builds speed, but Dralistico ducks the baseball slide! Bailey kicks, Dralistico blocks and flips Bailey! Bailey lands safe, but then Dralistico avoids the wall kick to ROCK him! Bailey comes back, Dralistico pops Bailey up, and Bailey mule kicks!

Bailey ASAI MOONSAULTS and down goes Dralistico at the ramp! The fans fire and Bailey hurries into the ring. Bailey is all fired up while Dralistico sputters. Bailey goes back out after Dralistico, then he drags Dralistico up. Bailey KICKS, and CHOPS, and then brings Dralistico around. Dralistico CLAWS the eyes! The fans boo but Dralistico RANAS Bailey into the steel steps! Then a SUPERKICK into the steps! Dralistico tranquilos and fans boo while Collision goes picture in picture.

Dralistico nods as the fans rally, and he stalks Bailey. Dralistico drags Bailey up, SMACKS him off the steel steps, then refreshes the ring count. Dralistico pretends he can’t hear the fans booing but he sees them give him thumbs down. Dralistico storms up on Bailey to CHOP him against railing! Dralistico then whips Bailey into the railing! Dralistico hops up onto the barriers so he can soak up the heat. Bailey crawls to the apron but Dralistico shoves him into the ring. Dralistico sits Bailey up, clamps on a GROUND COBRA TWIST, but Bailey endures! Dralistico throws down fists, then tells the fans to shut up!

Dralistico goes back to Bailey, stomps him, then drags him to a drop zone. Dralistico springboards to SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO! Dralistico tells everyone to tranquilo, then he stands Bailey up for a HEADBUTT! Dralistico looms over Bailey, stalks him to the ropes, and then KICKS a leg out! Dralistico puts Bailey on the ropes to CHOKE him! Collision returns to single picture as the fans boo and the ref counts. Dralistico stops at 4, then he KICKS Bailey in the leg! And he KICKS the leg again! Bailey hobbles, Dralistico kicks but Bailey blocks! Bailey KICKS and KICKS and KICKS in return! Then he CHOPS Darlistico in the corner!

The fans fire up but Dralistico turns things around. Dralistico CHOPS Bailey, but Bailey just snarls! Bailey puts Dralistico in the corner to KICK! Dralistico CHOPS! Bailey KICKS again! Dralistico CHOPS again and again and again! Bailey just KICKS again and again and again! The fans fire up as both men fire up and Dralistico fires forearms now! The fans are thunderous and Bailey comes back to KICK! Dralistico KICKS, Bailey KICKS, repeat! KICK for KICK, then Bailey unleashes the LIGHTNING KICKS! Dralistico avoids the thrust kick, but Bailey ducks a heel kick! Both men KICK, but then Bailey kicks a kick away to HEEL KICK Dralistico down!

The fans are thunderous as Bailey busts out that Tae Kwan Do! Dralistico rises, Bailey SOBATS, AX KICKS, and BUZZSAWS! Bailey then runs to SHOOTING STAR! Cover, TWO! Bailey drags Dralistico right up, suplexes and FALCON ARROW into the drop zone! Bailey climbs up, takes aim, and ULTIMATE- NO, Bailey has to bail out as Dralistico moves! Bailey rolls through, but Dralistico dropkicks the legs out! Dralistico then floats over, LA MAGITROL, TWO!! Bailey has Dralistico’s arm and steps over, but Dralistico rolls through, only for Bailey to sit on the sunset! Cover, TWO! Dralistico finishes the sunset, TWO!

Bailey kicks, misses, but then STANDING MOONSAULT! Dralistico moves again so Bailey lands out! Dralistico jumps the sweep, jumps on, CRUCIFIX DRIVER!! The fans are thunderous as Bailey flounders! Dralistico reaches down to knuckle lock, but Bailey denies the cover with a Monkey Flip, into a DESTROYER!! The fans are electric as Bailey has Dralistico in the corner! Bailey runs up, but Dralistico DREAMCAST KICKS first! Bailey goes to the apron. Dralistico storms out after him, and Dralistico reels Bailey in. Bailey fights the underhooks, and he Alabama Lifts! Dralistico sunset flips but Bailey stays up!

Bailey breaks free and MOONSAULT KNEE DROPS on the apron! Dralistico coughs and sputters as he rolls into the ring and the fans fire up again! Bailey aims, spins, HEEL KICK!! Cover, Bailey wins!

Winner: “Speedball” Mike Bailey, by pinfall

The sequel was even better than the original! This rematch between Speedball and Prince of Silver was incredible, but wait! Here comes Rush himself! Bailey dares El Toro Blanco to bring those horns because he wants to keep on fighting! Rush says wait your turn, perro! When and where will Bailey look to take the bull by his horns and bring him down?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Beach Break: Dynamite!

Given Toni Storm wants more and more action, and since Chicago is Skye Blue’s backyard, they’ll be meeting in an AEW Women’s World Championship Eliminator Fatal 4 Way! Who will the two mystery participants be? And will anyone be able to score on the Whore We All Adore this close to Double or Nothing?

 

Daniel Garcia VS Dax Harwood w/ Cash Wheeler & Stokely Hathaway!

For the longest time, Red Death respected FTR and FTR respected him. But after FTR selfishly betrayed Adam Copeland and put themselves ahead of everyone else, Garcia could not stand by and do nothing. Garcia dared one of the Top Guys to step up, will he take that Top Guy out? Or will this (emotionally) hurt FTR more than it hurts Garcia?

The bell rings and Dax circles with Garcia. Garcia is also wary of how Cash and #BigStoke are moving around ringside. The fans taunt Dax with “BALD! BALD! BALD!” so it isn’t just Ricochet anymore. Dax and Garcia tie up, go around, and Garcia puts Dax in the corner. The ref counts, Garcia lets off slowly, but he pats Dax on his bald head. Dax brushes that off, he and Garcia circle again, and then they tie up. They go around, Dax puts Garcia in a corner, and the ref counts. Dax lets off slowly, but he sucker punches Garcia! The fans boo but Stoke likes that! The ref reprimands but Garcia shakes off the cheap shot.

Dax storms up and ROCKS Garcia again! And CHOPS! Garcia staggers away but Dax storms up to CHOP again! Garcia goes to another corner, but then he CHOPS in return! Dax turns things around to CHOP again! But Garcia CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Dax CHOPS right back! Garcia sputters as he sits down in the corner. Dax huffs ‘n’ puffs and goes back for Garcia, but Garcia CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Dax headlocks, Garcia powers up and out, but Dax runs him over! Garcia trips Dax, HAMMERS away with fists, but Dax gets up. Garcia keeps after him with a CHOP in the corner!

Garcia whips corner to corner, runs up, but Dax ELBOWS him away! Dax runs up, SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Garcia is down and the fans boo but Stoke & Cash cheer Dax on. Dax stomps and drops knees on Garcia at the ropes! The ref counts, Dax backs off, and Garcia checks his own neck. Cash talks trash, the ref has him back off, and Cash says he’s just talking! He’s allowed to do that, right? The fans still taunt Dax with “BALD! BALD! BALD!” Dax stands Garcia up, reels him in, but Garcia fights the lift! Dax pulls on Garcia’s hair to then CHOP him! Garcia bails out, Dax pursues, and Dax brings Garcia around.

Dax talks trash on the fans, then reels Garcia in. Garcia fights the lift again, trips Dax up, and then CATAPULTS Dax into the POST! The fans fire up while Dax falls in a heap! Garcia stands, rolls into the ring, but just long enough to refresh the count. Dax is busted open and Garcia is right on that bloody forehead! Dax wants mercy but Garcia only backs off to get space. Garcia puts up his dukes, does his dance, and then runs in for a DROPKICK! Dax hits barriers, but Garcia runs again! Another DROPKICK into the barriers! And then a third DROPKICK into the barriers! The fans fire up with Garcia as he goes one more time, only for Cash to stand in the way!

The fans boo as Cash says no more! Garcia seethes, and he still runs up, but Dax LARIATS Garcia down! Cash bought Dax time, and now Dax huffs ‘n’ puffs through his crimson mask. Dax puts Garcia in the ring, then he grabs the ring bell! The ref stops Dax and they tug-o-war over it! Dax lets the ref have the bell, but then Garcia trips Dax! Garcia steps through, and he turns Dax over for the DRAGON TAMER!! But Stoke distracts the ref, letting Cash drag Garcia out! DRAPING NECKBREAKER to the floor! Cash points to commentary to give a thumbs up, but wait! DADDY MAGIC is here! The fans cheer as Matt Menard CLOBBERS Cash!

The fans fire up, Stoke freaks out, and Menard fires off on Cash in a corner! Detroit is all fired up as Collision goes picture in picture!

Cash runs away to the back but Menard pursues! Now things are a bit more even, with Stoke coaching a bloodied and dazed Dax. Dax staggers to his feet, goes over to Garcia, and drags him up to put him in the ring. Dax talks more trash on the fans, then he storms in after Garcia. Dax suplexes and hits a BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Garcia is still in this and Dax grows frustrated. The ref checks Dax while the fans rally behind Garcia. Dax is okay to continue, and he brings Garcia up, only for Garcia to cradle! TWO!! Dax stands and LARIATS Garcia down! Dax huffs ‘n’ puffs and TOSSES Garcia to the apron! Dax brings Garcia through the ropes, to then CHOP!

Dax KICKS and ROCKS Garcia on repeat! Then he reels Garcia in for a DRAPING DDT! Cover, TWO! Dax rains down fists without hesitation! Dax hears the fans taunting him so he dares them to do something. Dax holds the ropes open but obviously no one takes the offer. Dax drags Garcia up, CHOPS him, and he storms up on Garcia at the ropes. Garcia ROCKS and CHOPS in return, but Dax CHOPS again! Garcia sputters and falls back while Dax soaks up the heat. Dax paces around Garcia, taunts Detroit more, and Collision returns to single picture. The fans boo as hard as they can but Dax talks trash on Garcia now.

Dax kicks at Garcia, egging him on. Garcia scowls as Dax pie faces him! The fans rally, Garcia rises, and Dax looks worried. Dax SLAPS Garcia, but Garcia just clamps onto Dax’s neck! Dax breaks fere, Garcia CHOP, CHOPS, and CHOPS! Garcia CHOPS away on Dax at the ropes! The fans fire up and Garcia whips, but Dax reverses. Garcia LARIATS, Dax staggers, so Garcia runs again! Another LARIAT but Dax still stays on his feet! Garcia runs, Dax ROCKS him, and then Dax whips. Garcia reverses, Dax reverses to wrench, but Garcia dodges the lariat to LARIAT! Down goes Dax and the fans fire up!

Stoke is frustrated for Dax as the fans rally up. Garcia storms up on Dax to climb up. Garcia rains down fists, and the fans count all the way to nine. Garcia foams at the mouth before he hits TEN! The fans fire up, Garcia waistlocks, but Dax holds onto a buckle pad! That pad comes loose, Garcia still hits a SAIDO! The fans fire up as Garcia covers, TWO!! Dax survives but Garcia goes for the legs. Dax CLAWS at Garcia’s face and shoves him away! Garcia still gets the legs and trips Dax up! DRAGON- NO, Dax fights and BOOTS Garcia into the bare steel! SLINGSHOT POWERBOMB!! Cover, TWO?!?! Garcia survives and Detroit is thunderous!

Stokely is seething and Dax is pissed, but the fans continue to rally for “DANNY! DANNY!” Dax goes up, and Garcia CHOPS first! Garcia climbs, brings Dax up, and they go to the very top! SUPER DUPER PLEX!! And then a roll through! Garcia hoists Dax up to the top rope again, and goes back up top! Another SUPER DUPER PLEX!! But Garcia isn’t done, he’s taking Three Amigos to a new level! The fans are thunderous as Garcia goes to the next corner, hoists Dax up, and climbs again! The fans want the hattrick, and Garcia brings Dax up! SUPER DUPER THREE AMIGOS!!! Both men are down and the fans are electric!

Stokely is furious as Garcia crawls to a cover! ROPEBREAK!! Garcia miscalculates and that works out for Dax! “This is Awesome!” and that might be an understatement! Dax and Garcia rise, go forehead to forehead, and then they go forearm for forearm! Garcia gets the edge and the fans love it! Garcia BOOTS Dax out of the ring, then pursues! Stoke has to run away before Garcia CLOBBERS Dax from behind! They go into the crowd, the fans fire up as they’re even closer to the action now! This brawl goes through the stands, around behind commentary, and Dax SMACKS Garcia off railing! And then off more railing!

Schiavone & Nigel just mind their own business, and yet Dax still feels the need to push Nigel’s headset off him! The fans boo and Nigel seethes. Nigel stands up, Dax dares him to do something! Detroit tells Dax he done F’d up, but Nigel just puts his headset back on. Nigel says he is a professional, but a professional commentator. Dax is the wrestler, so Nigel will not touch him. Dax SHOVES Nigel down! Nigel is furious but Dax already storms off to find Garcia. Dax puts Garcia in the ring, but Garcia reels Dax in! Dax fights the lift, Stoke barks from the apron! The ref backs stoke off, but Dax LOW BLOWS Garcia!

But now Nigel is storming down to ringside! Garcia fights the lift and Nigel is on the apron! Dax storms up on Nigel, but Nigel RAMS Dax down low! UPPERCUT! But Cash is back! He kicks Nigel low, reels him in, but Nigel WRINGS Cash out! Garcia LARIATS Dax up and out, and clearly by now the ref has just thrown this one out!

No Contest

Menard is back and he LARIATS Cash up and out! The fans fire up as Menard, Garcia and McGuinness stand tall together! FTR kept pushing buttons but they pushed the wrong ones! Will Stoke, Dax & Cash have to fear the repercussions of their actions?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision, but it apparently caught a bit of the Go Home Syndrome. There were quite a few recap packages I skipped but clearly they are working to hype Beach Break for next. Moxley’s newest promo was alright, didn’t really add much, because as I said just last night, Moxley surely finds a way to retain with help from The Death Riders. I will say, it made a lot of sense for the remaining Death Riders to cost Willow. Marina and Willow still have beef, and I’m still hoping on my idea from last night: Shayna Baszler shows up, teams with Marina, we get Shayna & Marina VS Willow & Kris. Let’s up the ante and get another classic Street Fight Tag out of Kris & Willow.

Great promo from Toni Storm to open the night, and good to hear Skye Blue is back. Another Fatal 4 Way Eliminator makes me wonder if one of the mystery entrants ends up taking the loss. There was also that spider during Kris VS Willow, which I believe is a teaser for Thekla. Thekla could easily jump into the Fatal 4 Way and get close to winning, but who knows. And as I said last night, not sure why they’re holding Athena back from doing much of anything right now. With Supercard of Honor now delayed to July to coincide with All In: Texas, Athena should really be getting involved more on AEW TV so people don’t forget she exists.

Very good stuff with Bowens VS Lee, and I appreciate the albeit lazy way they changed Bowen’s logo so that it doesn’t resemble the Shane Taylor Promotions’ STP. Bowens of course wins, but his promo after was pretty much the same as his other ones. At least he did one last scissoring with Billy. Bowens is unfortunately not going to get a title story right now with all the champions preoccupied in something else. Though honestly, I feel like there is a way for Okada VS Bowens to be a great match, and then someone violates the Continental Rules so that Okada loses without really losing. Best way I can think of is Swerve is hunting The Bucks, they go ringside, and since Bucks are associate with Okada, that’s a violation on his part, and it adds more heat to whatever big thing Double or Nothing has planned.

Great stuff from the Don Callis Family in all their matches. I wasn’t expecting a big 8 Man Tag, and I’m a little disappointed Brody King wasn’t one of the participants, but maybe that’s the next phase. Great showing from the Faces, especially AR Fox. Fox is in a similar boat to Bowens where he certainly deserves title opportunities but TK just isn’t seeing how to write it. But between that and the dominance Konosuke & Alexander over Dark Order, it feels like the Don Callis Family get their comeuppance with Hangman & Ospreay winning next week.

Ricochet VS Angelico was rather outta nowhere but it was still a great match. It was also clearly a vehicle so Ricochet could start beef with Zach (Zack?) Gowen and give us a Beach Break match between them for the real deepcut long time wrestling fans. Much like Bowens and Fox, I feel like Ricochet is waiting on a title to be freed up from story so he can go get those titles. Such as Paragon now feuding with Grizzled Young Veterans for a minute, which in a way keeps Adam Cole isolated. TK should’ve just given us Ricochet VS Cole for the fun of it because Ricochet VS Cole would be incredibly fun stuff. They could even revisit their NXT history if they wanted to.

Great stuff with Gates of Agony and Learning Tree, that was much better than last week’s. I really hope this gives us a Tornado Tag match. For that matter, why aren’t we getting that in the story of Anna Jay & Harley Cameron VS Megan Bayne & Penelope Ford? Good promo from those teams to hype up… just Anna VS Megan… It’d make Beach Break Collision feel all the bigger but whatever, maybe they feel Ford still isn’t up to speed after that Fatal 4 Way last night. But doing a chaotic tag match could help iron out some of that so that Ford can just focus on what she is good at with the gymnastics and throwing hands.

And awesome stuff with Garcia VS “Dax the Axe” in the main event. And yeah, I didn’t put it in myself, but they’re really committing to that as Dax’s ring name right now. Great to see Menard helping Garcia, and even Nigel standing up for himself against Dax. A “No Contest” result was a little odd but I suppose that’s like saying it is a draw where no one goes over. But with the Faces standing tall, maybe Nigel steps in and teams with Garcia right now for Double or Nothing so that Garcia teaming with Cope is the All In moment.

My Score: 8.8/10

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