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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (2/14/22)
Everyone’s gonna love Round 2!
The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 26
HPW converges on Lanayru Heights for round two of the third Triforce Tournament! Will Hilda and Ravio be able to help each other make it to the finals?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Bracket of Power Semifinals: Death Sword VS Rosso; Rosso wins and advances.
- Bracket of Wisdom Semifinals: Hilda VS Garo Master; Hilda wins and advances.
- Bracket of Courage Semifinals: Ravio VS Cia; Ravio wins and advances.
- HPW Trios Championships #1 Contenders Match: Forged By Violence VS Ganondorf, Zant & Agahnim; Ganondorf, Zant & Agahnim win and will challenge The Desert Flowers for the titles.
- Bracket of Power Semifinals: Gomess VS Kage; Kage wins and advances.
- Bracket of Wisdom Semifinals: Midna VS Volga; Volga wins and advances.
- Bracket of Courage Semifinals: Gibdo VS Hollywood ReDead; ReDead wins and advances.
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HPW and HXS TV set the scene!
Dueling Peaks saw some incredible battles but that was just the first round! Things are looking to heat up with passion and aggression in the second! The uWo and Dark Forces both stand strong with all their members through to this point! Gomess collides with Kage and Hollywood ReDead collides with Gibdo, something’s gotta give on those team sweeps! Plus, with the way the cards were dealt, Hilda and Ravio are both through, but are back-to-back! Will they be able to get away with sneaky tactics like they have this whole time? Or will this be where their luck runs out? HPW Lanayru Heights starts now!
Bracket of Power Semifinals: Death Sword VS Rosso!
The first of the UnderWorld Order starts the second round, but against the rock hard Sage of Fire! Will Death Sword cut down a living legend? Or will Rosso be rolling into the next round?
The bell rings and fans fire up as the two titans stare down. Fans change to chants of “ROSSO! ROSSO!” as the two men tie up. Rosso wristlocks but Death Sword chinbars to a headlock. Death Sword grinds on the hold but Rosso powers out. Rosso follows then rolls to step and go perpendicular. Death Sword avoids a Pounce but Rosso deflects the discus boot. Rosso sends Death Sword to a corner but Death Sword goes up and over, only to get caught! Rosso carries Death Sword but Death Sword slips out and shoves Rosso. Death Sword clotheslines but Rosso runs through it! Rosso comes back to go UP and RANA! Fans are fired up from Rosso defying physics and physical attributes!
Death Sword shakes his head and snarls, but Rosso dodges his clothesline. Rosso swings but Death Sword dodges him. Death Sword dodges a leg lariat and runs the ropes, and the two collide shoulders! Neither falls so Death Sword tries again. They collide, still neither falls! Both men run now, they RAM into each other, and both men stagger all the way back to ropes, but they’re both still on their feet! Fans fire up more as the two stare down again. The two storm up on each other, Death Sword swings a haymaker but Rosso ducks under. Rosso blocks the back elbow and pushes Death Sword back.
Death Sword swings a forearm but Rosso blocks that, too. Rosso wrenches that arm to a wristlock, then lifts Death Sword with one arm! Death Sword fights free and CHOPS, but Rosso just snarls as he stays put! Rosso wrenches the arm again, whips Death Sword to ropes, then Rosso HURDLES him! But Death Sword comes back with a CYCLONE BOOT! Rosso bails out and Death Sword builds speed to FLY! But Rosso catches him!! Rosso suplexes but Death Sword slips out and CLUBS Rosso the back! Death Sword whips Rosso at the post, but Rosso stops himself short! Rosso elbows Death Sword back, swings a clothesline, but Death Sword blocks!
Death Sword wrenches, CHOPS, and BOOTS Rosso! Death Sword holds onto the wrist to drag Rosso back up, and reels him in. “TIME TO DIE!” Death Sword suplexes Rosso to SLAM him into the apron! Fans go nuts as Rosso falls to the floor! Death Sword drags Rosso back up and puts him in the ring. Death Sword stomps Rosso into a corner, then rains down elbows and fists! The ref counts, Death Sword lets off and he soaks up the heat from the fans. Fans rally up for Rosso as he crawls out of the corner, but Death Sword stomps and clubs him more. Rosso gets up but Death Sword ROCKS him with a right!
Death Sword reels Rosso in again but Rosso blocks the suplex. Rosso powers up to turn things around on Death Sword! Rosso throws big clubbing shots and Death Sword wobbles. Death Sword swings but Rosso ROCKS him! And again! Rosso runs, blocks a clothesline, and gives big body shots and elbows. Rosso scoops Death Sword for a BACKBREAKER, then stands Death Sword up for a GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Rosso keeps his cool, brings Death Sword up and fireman’s carries. Fans rally up but Death Sword fights free to RAM Rosso into a corner! Death Sword digs his shoulder in but lets off as the ref counts.
Death Sword runs corner to corner, but Rosso follows to SPLASH! Rosso whips Death Sword corner to corner, runs in, but into a CYCLONE BOOT! Death Sword drags Rosso to a drop zone, goes up top, for a CORKSCREW SENTON! Cover, TWO!! Death Sword defies physics, but Rosso still survives! Fans are fired up for “H P DUB! H P DUB!” Death Sword drags Rosso up, fireman’s carries, but Rosso fights free. Rosso ROCKS Death Sword with a forearm! Death Sword shakes his head, comes back and ROCKS Rosso! Rosso comes back with a point-blank LARIAT, but Death Sword stays up! Death Sword roars and LARIATS back, but Rosso also stays up!
Rosso CLUBS Death Sword, Death Sword ROCKS Rosso, Rosso back elbows! And JABS! Death Sword dodges the lariat and runs, but Rosso meets him for DOUBLE LARIATS! Both men finally fall and fans are going nuts again! They both slowly get up and lean against each other in order to stand up. Death Sword pushes Rosso and throws a back elbow, but Rosso blocks it! Rosso winds back a haymaker but Death Sword blocks that! Death Sword knees low, SMASHES Rosso off his knee, then DISCUS LARIATS Rosso down! Death Sword roars, stalks Rosso to ropes, and brings him to a corner. Rosso blocks buckle bump to give buckle bump!
Rosso goes up the corner but Death Sword gives him a heavy body shot! Death Sword brings Rosso off the top to bump off the buckle! And again, and again! Death Sword then fireman’s carries Rosso and climbs the corner! SUPER DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Death Sword crawls to the cover, TWO!!? Rosso survives and fans are thunderous! “This is Awesome!” but far from over! Rosso manages to stand but he wobbles a bit. Death Sword throws boxing elbows, backs Rosso into a corner and fires off windmilling forearms! Death Sword roars again, runs corner to corner, but into a POUNCE!! Death Sword is sent into buckles and fans go nuts again!
Rosso hobbles his way over but Death Sword slumps out of the ring. Rosso goes out and follows Death Sword to the announce desk. The ref starts a ring count, Death Sword leans against the desk and Rosso ROCKS him with a forearm! Death Sword staggers over to railings but Rosso directs him to around the desk! Rusl, Shad and Tela move aside, Rosso DOUBLE CHOPS Death Sword into sitting in one of the armchairs! Then Rosso DOUBLE CHOPS Death Sword out of the chair! Death Sword crawls his way back to the ring and gets in, but Rosso drags him back out. The ring count restarts, and now Death Sword BOOTS Rosso into sitting in the chair!
Death Sword gets space but he runs into a BOOT from Rosso! Death Sword staggers to the apron, and he UPPERCUTS Rosso into taking a seat again! Death Sword stands on the apron then SPRINGBOARD SWANTONS ONTO THE CHAIR!! They all topple over and fans lose their minds all over again! Death Sword staggers up, he drags Rosso off the chair and puts him in the ring. Death Sword slashes the throat, vowing to finish this, but Rosso fireman’s carries him! Death Sword fights with elbows until he slips off. ROUNDHOUSE! Death Sword choke grips, but Rosso slips out of the slam!
Rosso choke grips Death Sword! Death Sword CLUBS the arm down, choke grips Rosso back, CHOKE- Rosso flips through and lands on his feet?! POP-UP POWERBOMB!! But Death Sword sits right up!! Death Sword ducks Rosso’s boot, rolls him up, TWO! Death Sword runs into a POWERSLAM! Rosso runs to BIG SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Fans hope they “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this is just the opener!! Rosso drags Death Sword up, shoves him into a corner, then hoists Death Sword up. Rosso climbs up to join Death Sword, but Death Sword throws body shots. Death Sword then CLUBS Rosso and shoves him over the ropes!
Rosso tumbles down to the apron and then the floor! The ring count starts while Death Sword hops down. Rosso drags himself up at 5 of 10, so Death Sword drags him up the corner! Rosso HEADBUTTS Death Sword away! Rosso climbs up, but Death Sword BOOTS a leg out! Rosso gets stuck up on the top rope and Death Sword climbs up now. Death Sword gets Rosso up and clinches, SUPER BELLY2BELLY!! Fans are going nuts, Death Sword forces himself up and he staggers about! Death Sword comes back, drags Rosso up, tries a torture rack, but he can’t keep him up! Rosso CLOBBERS Death Sword! Fireman’s carry, LANDSLIDE!! Cover, Rosso wins!
Winner: Rosso, by pinfall (advances to the Bracket of Power finals)
What an epic! Rosso and Death Sword raised the bar, and in the end, the Sage of Fire stands tall! Will he be ready to crush whoever meets him in the bracket finals?
Bracket of Wisdom Semifinals: Hilda VS Garo Master!
Her Grace is without her lucky rabbit lackey, and hopefully none of his tricks are under the ring. Will she be able to actually win all on her own? Or will Garo Master avenge Master Kohga’s loss from last year?
The bell rings and the two circle. Fans chant for Garo, as even the Yiga are against Hilda given what she did last year. The two circle, they tie up, Hilda gets the headlock. Garo throws body shots, powers out, but Hilda pulls his mask! Hilda reels Garo back into the headlock and laughs, but Garo throws more body shots. Garo powers out, but Hilda holds ropes to stop herself. The two reset and circle again, Hilda shoots around to CLUB Garo on the back. Hilda goes after an arm but Garo rolls, handsprings and wrenches back. Hilda reaches out, Garo keeps her from the ropes and cranks the wristlock.
Hilda reaches out again, Garo whips her to a corner. Garo runs in, Hilda dodges, but Garo goes up the corner. Garo jumps to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Garo keeps on Hilda with a chinlock, Hilda endures, but Garo leans his weight on the hold. Hilda rolls and slips out to go for Garo’s arm again, but Garo rolls and gets the ropebreak. Hilda lets off quickly and fans cheer the technical exchange. Garo and Hilda reset again, approach, and tie up. Fans rally as the two go around, Garo puts Hilda against ropes and Hilda shouts for the ropebreak. The ref counts, Garo lets off, and Hilda ROCKS him with a cheap shot!
Fans boo as Hilda gets Garo for a headlock and takeover. Hilda traps Garo’s arm and grinds the headlock. Garo endures, rolls it to a cover, ONE and Hilda keeps the headlock. Hilda bops Garo in the head with palm strikes, but Garo rolls for another cover. ONE, they get up, Garo hits a BIG back suplex! Both of them are down and fans rally up. Garo goes to a corner and climbs up. He waits for Hilda to stand up, then leaps, missile dropkick! Garo hurries to get a cover, TWO! Hilda rolls away to the outside, but Garo builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit and Hilda is sent into railing! Fans fire up as Garo gets Hilda back in the ring.
Garo drags Hilda up, wrenches an arm and SIDE LEG SWEEP! Garo rolls back to get the leg hook clutch! TWO, and Hilda scrambles to a corner. Garo storms up after her but Hilda kicks out his legs! Hilda bumps Garo off the buckles, then again, and again, and again! Hilda runs side to side to BOOT WASH! Hilda drags Garo to a cover, TWO! Hilda grows frustrated and argues with the ref, but the ref defends that was a fair count. Hilda huffs and puffs as she drags Garo back up. She CLUBS Garo on the back, wrenches an arm and hammerlocks, but Garo RAMS her into a corner! Garo rolls back, runs back in and RAMS his shoulder in again.
The ref counts as Garo digs his shoulder in and Hilda CLUBS him on the back again. Garo lets off, CHOPS Hilda, and she leans against ropes as she gasps and sputters. Garo stands her up, whips her corner to corner but she reverses. Garo goes up and over to hit a BACKSTABBER! Garo hurries to cover, TWO! Hilda bails out while fans rally up. Garo aims and builds speed again, to DIVE, but Hilda sends him into the railing alone! Fans go nuts seeing Garo crash ‘n’ burn! Hilda drags Garo up and back into the ring. Hilda smirks as she covers, TWO!! Garo survives and Hilda is shocked! Hilda is fuming as she storms around the ring!
Fans rally up for Garo and Hilda tells them to shut up! Hilda drags Garo up but he’s dead weight. Hilda gets annoyed with him and she KICKS him in the side! Hilda stomps Garo’s arm to slam it on the mat! Garo clutches the arm but Hilda grabs it to stand on the hand. Hilda stomps away on Garo’s elbow! Fans boo as Hilda drops knees on the arm! Hilda pulls on the arm for a FUJIWARA ARMBAR! Garo endures, fans rally and he moves around. Hilda drops elbows onto Garo’s shoulder, but he still reaches out. Hilda drags him from ropes, WRINGS the arm out, then PENALTY KICKS the arm! Hilda then gets the arm, La Magistrol! TWO!
Hilda pounds the mat in frustration. She grabs at Garo’s arm again but he trips her and jackknifes! TWO and Hilda sunset flips. TWO and Garo has a prawn hold! TWO, back to the sunset, Garo rolls through, but Hilda ducks the buzzsaw! STANDING MARIPOSA! Cover, TWO!! The mask keeps Garo’s emotions from showing, but he just sits there so he must be frustrated. Garo drags Hilda to a drop zone and goes up the corner. Garo takes aim, FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Hilda survives, and did she low blow Garo at the same time?! Was that on purpose or what? Hilda drags Garo up, wrenches and hammerlocks, HER CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT! Cover, Hilda wins!
Winner: Hilda, by pinfall (advances to the Bracket of Wisdom finals)
Her Grace did it all one her own, right down to the controversy! Hilda returns to the final match in the Bracket of Wisdom, will she be the first two-time Triforce of Wisdom winner?
Hilda lingers at ringside, but the referees say she has to go to the back. She doesn’t understand, but it’s because Ravio is up next and they can’t have her trying to help him. Hilda protests and complains, and Ravio makes his way out without music. He also doesn’t understand why Hilda has to leave but the refs usher each of them along. Hilda makes a big fuss about it, and it takes both refs to get her moving up the ramp. Ravio uses this distraction to take something out from his waistband and puts it under the ring! Fans try to point it out but the ref just gets in the ring with Ravio. Did Hilda just give Ravio the assist he needs?
Bracket of Courage Semifinals: Ravio VS Cia!
Wizzro accompanies the Dark Sorceress in her entrance, but the ref wants him to go to the back. Wizzro says he will, after he does something. He looks under the ring, and finds what Ravio threw under there! Purple handcuffs! Cia asks, “Really? Really?” Ravio says he has no idea where those came from, but that’s hard to believe when they’re purple. Wizzro takes those away as he leaves and Ravio’s plan has been ruined. Does #Murusagi have more tricks he can pull out of his proverbial hat?
The bell rings, Ravio immediately goes to ropes for defense. Cia is annoyed and tells the ref to tell Ravio to get out from between the ropes. Ravio scoots along, half in and half out, from one corner to another. Cia goes after him anyway, but the ref counts. Cia lets off at 4 and shouts at Ravio. Ravio tells the ref to tell Cia to back up more. The ref has Cia take a few steps back and Ravio scoots back to the other corner. Cia rolls her eyes and waits with hands on her hips. Ravio finally steps out from between the ropes, Cia storms up, and he goes right back into the ropes. Cia kicks him, the ref backs her off, and Ravio fumbles out to the floor.
Ravio steadies himself and the ref wants Cia to stay back. The ring count starts but Cia is impatient and she goes out the side. Cia storms up around the way but Ravio runs away. Cia chases him around the next corner, Ravio gets in the ring and she slides in. Ravio keeps moving, Cia dodges his clothesline to come back and SHOTGUN dropkick! Cia hurries but Ravio bails back out. Cia is furious and she slides back out. She grabs Ravio but he spins things around to RAM her into the apron! Ravio pushes Cia into the ring, covers, and he has his legs on the rope! The ref sees that and stops the count! Ravio complains but the ref says he saw the feet on the ropes!
Cia rolls Ravio up! And pulls his tights! The ref sees that, too, and stops his count! Cia stops and argues with the ref now. Ravio waistlocks, pushes Cia to ropes to O’Conner Roll, with bridge! TWO, and Cia wants Ravio’s arm! Ravio scrambles around and gets the ropebreak! The ref counts, Cia lets off quickly and she stomps away! The ref counts again, Cia stops at 4 and Ravio clings to the bottom rope. Ravio slowly lets go and sits up, and Cia kicks him in the chest! Cia drags Ravio up, turns him around, NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO, but Cia keeps Ravio from crawling away by grabbing a leg. Cia then SMASHES the knee into the mat!
Cia drops into a toehold, Ravio scrambles around and gets the ropebreak before Cia can get the crossface. The ref counts, Cia SMASHES the knee again as she lets off. Ravio clutches the leg, Cia KICKS him in the chest! Cia drags Ravio back to center, drops a leg on the leg, then ties Ravio up in a DEATHLOCK! Ravio endures again, flails and backstrokes towards the ropes, ROPEBREAK! Cia holds on until 4, and she lets off in frustration. Ravio drags himself very, very slowly to the apron, and fans can’t help but laugh. Cia sighs and storms over, but Ravio flops to the floor. Cia steps onto the apron, but Ravio crawls under the ring!
Cia shouts, “Seriously?” She looks under the apron skirt but Ravio isn’t there anymore. She goes to one of the other sides, looks under the ring, but still no Ravio. She hurries to the ramp side, and she finds purple bunny ears sticking out! Cia grabs the ears and drags out just a head?! She freaks out and drops it, but then realizes it’s just a mannequin head wearing a Ravio mask. Cia’s annoyed again, and Ravio is creeping up onto the apron! Cia turns around and Ravio CANNONBALLS! Direct hit! Ravio gets up, takes a bow, and then picks up the fake Ravio head to give it a kiss on the cheek. The ring count is 5 of 10 and Ravio gets back in the ring.
Cia flounders as the ring count reaches 7. She stands, gets in at 9, and Ravio runs in to hit a ROLLING NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Ravio freaks out and hurries to aim from behind Cia. Ravio runs in, but Cia jumps up to PELE Ravio down! Both of them are down and fans fire up! Ravio and Cia slowly rise, Cia grabs Ravio but he hits a JAWBREAKER! Ravio reels Cia in for a facelock and fisherman, but Cia fights the suplex to inside cradle! TWO, Ravio goes to a corner! Cia runs in, DOUBLE KNEES! Ravio sits down, Cia runs corner to corner, METEORA! Cia drags Ravio to a cover, TWO!! Ravio survives and Cia is furious!
Cia paces around and waits for Ravio to get up. Ravio hobbles, BACK- NO! Ravio’s leg gives out and it disrupts the backstabber! Cia is frustrated again and she kicks at Ravio from the mat. Ravio hobbles to ropes, Cia storms up to him, BACKS- Still no! Ravio holds ropes this time to deny the backstabber! Cia flounders, POINT BLANK RABBIT KNEES!! Cover, Ravio wins!!
Winner: Ravio, by pinfall (advances to the Bracket of Courage finals)
The irony! The damage done to Ravio’s legs somehow saves him from Cia’s Black Magic! But with how lucky he got here, will Ravio’s luck run out in the battle for the Triforce of Courage?
HPW Trios Championships #1 Contenders Match: Forged By Violence VS Ganondorf & ???
Iron Knuckle and the Dark Nuts called the Gerudo Ace out, and he accepted the challenge! Management raised the stakes, and now one team is going to earn a golden ticket in this match. But who is standing with Ganondorf? Why, it’s Zant and Agahnim! Will these pawns help Ganondorf head for the Desert Flowers? Or will Forged By Violence make their way back to the titles that brought them together?
The trios sort out and though Ganondorf wants Iron Knuckle to start, Red Nut steps up for FBV. They circle, Blue Nut swipes at Ganondorf, and that distracts him so Red Nut and CLOBBER Ganondorf from behind. Red Nut stomps Ganondorf at the ropes as fans boo, the ref counts and Red Nut lets off to tag Blue Nut. The Dark Nuts get Ganondorf up to double whip and double shoulder tackle! Cover, TWO! Blue Nut clamps on a chinlock and keeps Ganondorf down. Fans rally and duel, Ganondorf fights up, but Blue Nut pulls his hair to keep him down! The ref reprimands, fans boo, but Blue Nut leans weight on the hold.
Ganondorf endures, fights up again, and he throws body shots. Blue Nut knees low, whips Ganondorf to ropes, but Ganondorf kicks the back drop away. Ganondorf whips Blue Nut to ropes for a SPINEBUSTER! High stack cover, TWO! Ganondorf drags Blue Nut to an open corner, stands Blue Nut up and RAMS his shoulder in. Ganondorf digs his shoulder in, the ref counts and Ganondorf lets off at 4. Ganondorf runs corner to corner to SPLASH! Ganondorf reels Blue Nut in for a short arm LARIAT! Fans fire up with Ganondorf, and he drags Blue Nut up. Ganondorf underhooks the arms, but Blue Nut RAMS Ganondorf into the FBV corner.
Red Nut tags back in, Blue Nut digs his shoulder in and Red Nut runs in to forearm smash! Red Nut snapmares Ganondorf to run, but Zant holds the ropes down! Red Nut tumbles out, the ref reprimands, but Ganondorf gets up and builds speed to FLY! Direct hit onto Red Nut at the ramp! Fans fire up more as Ganondorf puts Red Nut back in the ring. Ganondorf gets in, but Zant tags himself in! Ganondorf is upset with Zant but the ref counts. Ganondorf exits, Zant drags Red Nut up to throw forearms. Red Nut ROCKS Zant with one in return! Red Nut waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX! Zant goes flying and Ganondorf groans.
Red Nut storms over to drag Zant back up. Red Nut tags Blue Nut, Red Nut whips Zant and scoops him, Blue Nut adds on for a BACK SUPLEX NECKBREAKER! Blue Nut covers, TWO! Blue Nut drags Zant to the FBV corner, stomps a mudhole into him, then tags Red Nut. Red Nut stomps a mudhole into Zant, then tags in Iron Knuckle! Ganondorf snarls and Knuckle taunts him, then Knuckle drags Zant up to scoop him, carry him around while he gloats, and SLAMS Zant down. Knuckle drops a SENTON! Cover, TWO! Knuckle stares Ganondorf down, then flips him off! The ref has to keep Ganondorf back as Knuckle drags Zant to the FBV corner.
Knuckle stomps away on Zant, the Dark Nuts get their shots in, but the ref misses all that as he tells Ganondorf to stand down. Ganondorf finally does go back to his corner, Knuckle stands Zant up and tags Blue Nut. Blue Nut tags Red Nut, Blue Nut scoop SLAMS Zant down! Red Nut scoops Blue Nut to SLAM him onto Zant! Red Nut covers, TWO! Red Nut drags Zant up, Zant pushes him away and hurries for his corner! Red Nut gets a leg and anchors Zant! Fans rally as Zant reaches out but Red Nut drags him away. Tag back to Blue Nut and Blue Nut stomps Zant down. Blue Nut drags Zant by his leg and tags in Knuckle.
Knuckle stomps Zant, Blue Nut slips out before the ref counts 4, and Knuckle drags Zant up. Knuckle makes Zant hold his hand out, daring Ganondorf to try and tag in. Then Knuckle wrenches that arm, RAMS his shoulder into Zant’s shoulder, then reels Zant in for a BACK DROP! Zant tumbles back to the FBV corner, and Knuckle sucker punches Ganondorf! Agahnim protests but Knuckle goes back to Zant. Knuckle brings Zant up, but Zant breaks free and throat chops! Knuckle staggers back, Zant crawls over, Red Nut tags in and CLOBBERS Zant before he can reach Agahnim! Red Nut drags Zant back by his leg, but Zant kicks him away!
Blue Nut tags in, Ganondorf storms around the way to go after Knuckle! The ref shouts at Ganondorf to stand down as Blue Nut gets Zant’s legs. Zant kicks Blue Nut away, and tags in Agahnim! But the ref was too busy with Ganondorf, he didn’t see it! He wants Agahnim to go back to the corner! Fans boo and Blue Nut drags Zant back towards the FBV corner. Ganondorf gets in behind the ref’s back to BLAST Red Nut and Knuckle off the corner! Blue Nut goes after Ganondorf but Ganondorf HEADBUTTS him back! Zant LOW BLOWS Blue Nut from behind! Roll up, TWO!! Blue Nut survives and Zant can’t believe it!
Knuckle drags Ganondorf out of the ring! Knuckle RAMS Ganondorf into railing! Blue Nut crawls, Zant hurries to his corner, hot tags to Agahnim and Red Nut! Now Agahnim is legal, and he fires off haymakers on Red Nut! Agahnim spins, but into a forearm from Red Nut! Red Nut fireman’s carries, but Agahnim slips off and LARIATS Red Nut in the back! Red Nut staggers, Agahnim runs, BLOCKBUSTER! Agahnim fires up and fans actually fire up with him! Agahnim drags Red Nut up in a facelock, suplexes, but Blue Nut gets in to save Red Nut. The ref reprimands but the Dark Nuts DOUBLE LARIAT Agahnim down!
Red Nut tags Blue Nut in, then Blue Nut tags Knuckle. Knuckle drags Agahnim up and shouts, “NOW! You must DIE!” Knuckle feeds Agahnim to the Dark Nuts then runs, but Ganondorf holds the ropes down! Knuckle takes a tumble and Agahnim fights to turn double spinebuster into DOUBLE DDT! Agahnim hurries, hot tag to Zant! Zant gets in to fire off palm strikes over and over, back and forth on each Dark Nut! Zant kicks, Red Nut blocks, Red Nut ducks and the ENZIGURI hits Blue Nut! Zant slides under Red Nut, leap frogs over him and runs, Ganondorf tags in as Zant FLIES onto Knuckle!
Fans fire up as Ganondorf BOOTS Red Nut down! Zant and Agahnim get Knuckle in and Ganondorf drags him up. “NOW, you must die!” Ganondorf kicks low, underhooks the arms, DEMISE!! Cover, Ganondorf and team wins!
Winners: Ganondorf, Zant & Agahnim, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contenders to the HPW Trios Championships)
The Gerudo Ace and his cronies come out on top! Will they continue from here to take the titles off of the Desert Flowers?
Bracket of Power Semifinals: Gomess VS Kage!
The uWo’s Death Sword failed against Rosso, but what of the other wrestling reaper? Will he turn the tide? Or will he be lost in the shadows as Kage leaves him behind?
The bell rings and fans rally up already! “Let’s Go, Kage!” “Kage Sucks!” The two stare down, slowly approach, and the two snarl. Gomess shoves Kage, pie faces him, then smirks. Kage fires off forearms, and CHOPS! And CHOPS! Gomess eggs him on, then throws a heavy body shot! Gomess SLAPS Kage to a corner, CHOPS him then stomps away on him! Referee Tiger Sahasrahla counts, Gomess lets off at 4 to stand Kage up. Gomess ROCKS Kage with a haymaker but Kage hits back. Gomess ROCKS Kage again and eggs him on. Kage throws a forearm, Gomess just sneers and ROCKS Kage again!
Gomess eggs Kage on as he wobbles to the ropes. Gomess brings Kage up, but Kage CHOPS! Gomess CHOPS back! Gomess runs, but into Kage’s RANA! Gomess goes out of the ring, fans fire up and Kage roars. Kage builds speed, but Gomess gets in to BOOT Kage down! Gomess sees Kage go to the apron and storms over. Gomess drags Kage up the ropes, throws a haymaker, and Kage holds onto ropes! Kage hits back but Gomess ROCKS Kage. Kage hits Gomess, and again, and again! But Gomess gets Kage for a HANGING ARMBAR! Sahasrahla counts, Gomess lets Kage go at 4 to then go out and PENALTY KICK him from the apron!
Gomess looms over Kage and stalks him to the railing. Gomess brings Kage up, throws knees, then whips Kage at railing. Kage stops himself to mule kick back, then hops up onto the railing, only for Gomess to kick the railing out! Kage crashes down, and Gomess laces Kage’s legs through the gaps! Sahasrahla reprimands as Gomess pulls on a HALF CRAB through the railing! Gomess lets off as Sahasrahla counts, and Suzuki confiscates a chair from the timekeeper! Sahasrahla takes that from Gomess, so Gomess throws Kage over the railing! Gomess drags Kage along, deeper into the stands! Fans get an even closer look as Gomess RAMS Kage into girders!
Kage writhes, Sahasrahla stops Gomess from using a chair again, but Kage hits Gomess with a trash barrel! And again! Kage stomps Gomess into the trash that spilled out! Kage hobbles his way back to ringside as the ring count climbs, and he gets in at 5 of 10. Fans rally up as Gomess rushes in, with a chair! Kage dodges the chair shot to POLISH HAMMER! And POLISH HAMMER again! Gomess ducks the third, kicks and whips but Kage reverses to fireman’s carry! ROLLING SENTON! Kage hobbles to the corner, goes up to the second rope, MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up, “Let’s Go, Kage!” “He Still Sucks!”
Kage gets up, throws haymakers on Gomess, but Gomess kicks the bad leg. Kage kicks back, CHOPS, but Gomess just grins! Kage CHOPS again, Gomess throws more body shots. Gomess and Kage each pull at each other’s hair, Gomess throws body shots as Sahasrahla reprimands. Gomess whips, Kage gets around and keeps moving, but Gomess follows to shoot around! SLEEPER, but Kage snapmares free! Kage hurries to suplex, FALCON ARROW! Kage again uses a move Link uses as his own! Fans fire up as both men are down, and Gomess gets to ropes. Kage copies Link drawing the sword!
Kage runs in, MASTER SWORD to Sahasrahla!! Gomess used the ref as a shield! Fans freak out, Gomess goes after Kage but Kage MASTER SWORDS him down! But with no ref, there’s no one to count the pin! Death Sword rushes out to the ring! Kage DECKS him off the apron! Hollywood ReDead rushes out, but Gibdo appears and stands in his path! They stare down, but ReDead backs down! Kage goes back for Gomess, but walks into an UPPERCUT! Death Sword gets in, choke grip, CHOKE SLAM! Wizzro rushes in, but Death Sword BOOTS him down! Gibdo sees what happened and ReDead CLOBBERS Gibdo from behind!
ReDead gets in the ring and the uWo now stomps away on Wizzro! Cia and Volga rush out now! Cia helps Gibdo up, Volga springboards in to FLYING KNEE ReDead! Death Sword swings on Volga, but Volga dodges and SUPERKICKS Death Sword down! The Dark Forces regroup and they get the uWo out of the ring! Kage and Gomess get up slowly, Kage climbs up the corner, and aims at the cluster! SUPER CROSSBODY!! Kage wipes out the uWo and the fans are thunderous! Gibdo and Wizzro cheer Kage on as he returns to the ring. The Dark Forces get the uWo up the ramp, Gomess staggers up as Kage climbs. Kage leaps, into another UPPERCUT!
Gomess gets the legs, SAND CRAB! Gomess has both legs, Kage crawls, reaches out, but Gomess sits deep! Kage endures, fans fire up, and Kage keeps fighting his way forward! Gomess drags him away, shifts and focuses on a HALF SAND CRAB! Kage endures, fights to turn things over, but Gomess fights to keep him down! Kage claws his way to the ROPEBREAK! Gomess lets go in frustration and fans duel as hard as ever! Gomess stalks Kage, pushes him around and taunts him. Kage’s only getting angrier for it! Gomess kicks Kage, so Kage CHOPS back! And CHOPS again! Gomess ROCKS Kage with a forearm!
Kage staggers, Gomess eggs him on. Kage comes back to fire forearm after forearm, but Gomess ROCKS him again! Kage CHOPS, forearms, and repeat! Gomess throws more body shots, but Kage blocks the haymakers. Gomess gets around to a SLEEPER, but Kage powers out with a BIG back suplex! Gomess roars as he gets back up and he BOOTS Kage! Kage roars and he BOOTS Gomess back! Kage clutches his legs, Gomess kicks them out! Gomess slashes his throat, vowing to end this! Gomess drags Kage back up, but Kage SLAPS him! Gomess just glares at Kage, but now Kage eggs Gomess on! Gomess fires off fast hands!
Kage counter punches, but Gomess ROCKS Kage again! MASTER SWORD! Kage gets around, full nelson, DRAGON SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Fans are thunderous again as Kage gets back up. Kage brings Gomess up and around, Electric Chair Lift?! But Gomess slips off to drop toehold! HALF CRAB! Kage fights to get back up, Gomess tries an ANKLE LOCK! Kage hops around on his good leg, but Gomess reels him in for the SLEEPER! Kage makes Gomess a backpack for a SENTON! Kage sputters, but he’s still fuming. But Gomess sits up! SLEEPER!! Gomess leans all his weight on Kage, but Kage still endures!
Kage fights up, reaches out, but he’s fading! Sahasrahla checks on Kage, the arm drops once. Gomess turns Kage around, goes to gut wrench, but Kage fights that off! Kage tries to back drop but Gomess fights against the lift. Gomess KNEES Kage, runs, but into a MASTER SWORD! Kage gets moving, but he runs into a DROPKICK from Gomess! Both men are down and fans are still fired up! Gomess roars and gets up, and he brings Kage up. Kage kicks, Gomess blocks, ENZIGURI! MASTER SWORD!! Cover, TWO!! Kage is shocked and furious, but he watches Gomess slowly rise as fans rally up again.
Gomess is on the ropes, Kage brings him up, POISON-RANA! It wasn’t the cleanest given Kage’s bad legs, but it still hit! Gomess and Kage rise, MASTER SWORD! Kage runs, MASTER SWORD! Kage gets Gomess up, Electric Chair Lift, FOLDING DRIVER!! Cover, Kage wins!!
Winner: Kage, by pinfall (advances to the Bracket of Power finals)
What a powerful victory from the Hero’s Shadow! Will Kage be able to bring this same level of intensity to Death Sword in the next round?
Bracket of Wisdom Semifinals: Midna VS Volga!
Though small and impish again, the Twilight Princess defeated the Wooden Idol. Meanwhile, the Twisted Sorcerer helped the Dragon Knight get one over the Artist known as Yuga. However, after what we just saw, will the Dark Forces be kept out of the equation? Or will they find a way to keep the momentum going?
The bell rings and fans rally up for Midna. Midna and Volga circle, and Volga laughs as he makes fun of Midna’s height. Midna kicks Volga in the shin! Volga hops on one foot as the fans laugh at him. Volga kicks but Midna blocks and throws Volga down! Midna runs but Volga avoids the basement dropkick. Midna avoids Volga’s elbow drop and the two stand off. Fans cheer as the two circle again. They tie up, Volga headlocks but Midna’s so short, she just pops out the back. Midna ROCKS Volga with a forearm to the back, then she jumps up to get a headlock on Volga. Volga powers out and runs Midna over with a shoulder!
Volga runs, Midna stays low then jumps, but Volga catches her! Volga pops Midna around to a fireman’s carry, but Midna wiggles and fights free to ROCK Volga in the back again. Midna body scissors to sunset flip, TWO! Volga sits on the cover, TWO and Midna rolls Volga back, and drops a SENTON on his lower back! Midna pushes Volga to a cover, TWO! Volga gets to a corner, Midna stomps him down. The ref counts, Midna stops at 4 to go up and SWINGING DROPKICK! Midna runs corner to corner and comes back, but into a SHOTGUN dropkick from Volga! Cover, TWO! Volga hurries to get Midna up and bump her off buckles.
Volga stomps away on Midna but lets off as the ref counts 4. Volga whips Midna corner to corner hard and she bounces off buckles! Midna staggers up, into another SHOTGUN dropkick! Cover, TWO! Volga stomps Midna into the corner, then digs his boots in. Fans boo, the ref counts, Volga lets off at 4. Volga drags Midna up and whips her corner to corner again. Midna hits buckles, Volga runs in, but Midna avoids the dropkick! Midna drops another SENTON! Fans rally up as Midna gets up and she stomps Volga, focusing on the lower back. Midna drags Volga to a drop zone then goes up the corner. But Volga CLUBS Midna as she reaches the top.
Volga drags Midna off the corner for a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Volga keeps Midna down with a chinlock but fans rally up. Midna fights up but Volga leans more of his weight on her. Midna still fights to get up, she reaches back to grab Volga’s head, JAWBREAKER! Volga lets go, checks his chin, and Midna runs. CROSSBODY! Midna bounces off the cover, but she keeps going, and she drops another SENTON! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up, Midna waits on Volga to get up. Midna stalks Volga to ropes and CLUBS him in the back and gets him into a corner. She RAMS a shoulder into his back and again. The ref counts, Midna lets off to CLUB Volga in the back again.
Volga hobbles along the ropes, Midna CHOP BLOCKS his leg! Volga goes down, Midna stands on his lower back and stomps him more. They’re in the ropes so the ref counts, and Midna lets off at 4 with a DOUBLE STOMP! Volga writhes, Midna turns him over and steps on Volga’s chest to go to the ropes and the apron. Midna climbs up the ropes, slingshots, but onto Volga’s BOOTS! Cover, TWO! Volga would be more frustrated but he clutches his back. Volga stomps Midna, clutches his back again, then stomps her more. Fans boo as Volga drags Midna up. Volga throws her out of the ring, then takes a moment to breathe deeply.
Volga goes out after Midna, and he whips her hard into railing! Volga takes a moment to stretch out his back, then he fetches Midna. The ring count is 5 of 10 as Volga puts Midna in. Volga goes up the steel steps to get in the ring, and he stomps Midna more. Volga drags Midna up, throws forearms, then spins, only for Midna to get under the rolling elbow. Midna kicks low, hops onto Volga’s back, CODE RED! Cover, TWO!! Volga survives but he clutches his back as he rolls out of the ring. Midna goes to the apron, Volga goes around the way, so Midna climbs up the corner. Midna shouts at him and he looks up as she SUPER CROSSBODIES!! Direct hit and down goes Volga!
Fans fire up as Midna gets up, and she’s all fired up, too! But then Ghirahim appears on stage! Fans boo as he mocks Midna with the Fused Shadow. “Look at me! I’m Midna! I’m the princess of another dimension! Follow me on some stupid social media thing! Tee hee hee.” Midna wants to go after Ghirahim but the ring count is already 7 of 10. Volga’s already in the ring so Midna hurries in. Midna avoids the Burning Stomp! Midna runs and tilt-o-whirls to headscissor Volga into a corner! Midna runs corner to corner to BRONCO BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Midna drags Volga back to a drop zone and hurries up top.
But Ghirahim goes down towards ringside! The ref tells Ghirahim to stay back, Ghirahim continues to mock Midna, and Volga gets Midna in an Electric Chair Lift! ELECTRIC CHAIR SLAM! Volga hobbles up, runs, BURNING STOMP!! Volga wins!!
Winner: Volga, by pinfall (advances to the Bracket of Wisdom finals)
The Living Blade screws over the Twilight Princess! Kage is going to the Power finals, Volga is going to the Wisdom finals! Will the Dark Forces make it three for three?
Bracket of Courage Semifinals: Gibdo VS Hollywood ReDead!
Once allies in the Dark Forces, but now bitter enemies, #DatGibdo and “The Immortal Renegade” face off in the main event of this event! The factions have faced off already tonight, and now there seems to be a ringside ban on everyone outside of these two! Who wins this spooky, scary, and highly anticipated grudge match?
ReDead and Gibdo want after each other before the bell but Tiger Sahasrahla is just able to keep them apart. The bell rings, the two circle slowly, with Gibdo staying at center but ReDead going along the ropes. The fans are fired up as the two tie up. Gibdo shoves ReDead to a corner! Gibdo then runs in, but ReDead dodges and Gibdo hits buckles. Gibdo shrugs it off and stares ReDead down. They circle again, Gibdo again staying at center. They tie up again, ReDead has the headlock and he grinds it down. Gibdo pulls at ReDead’s bandages, powers out of the headlock, but ReDead ducks and dodges, only to get run over by a shoulder!
Fans rally for Gibdo as ReDead bails out of the ring in frustration. ReDead paces and Gibdo dares him to get back in the ring. ReDead takes his time returning, and they tie up. Gibdo gets a choke grip! Gibdo backs ReDead into a corner and the ref reprimands! The ref counts, Gibdo holds until 4, then he ROCKS ReDead with an uppercut! And another uppercut! And a third! ReDead sputters, Gibdo rakes his face while holding him against ropes. ReDead staggers, into another UPPERCUT! ReDead falls, flounders, and wants mercy. Gibdo just chokes him on the ropes! Sahasrahla counts, Gibdo lets off at 4.
ReDead flops down, Gibdo then stands on ReDead at the ropes! Sahasrahla reprimands and counts again, and Gibdo again lets off at 4. Gibdo drags ReDead up to ROCK him with a right, then scoop him for a SLAM! Gibdo lines up a shot, runs in, but ReDead avoids the elbow drop! ReDead fires off haymakers, whips, and runs to LARIAT! Gibdo stays up! ReDead hurries to lift Gibdo but Gibdo CLUBS free! ReDead kicks, rakes Gibdo’s eyes, then whips him to ropes. LARIAT, Gibdo staggers, so ReDead fires off CHOPS and forearms! ReDead bumps Gibdo off buckles, then off more buckles! ReDead throws haymakers and Gibdo wobbles.
ReDead runs, and he clotheslines Gibdo out of the ring! But Gibdo lands on his feet! Gibdo drags ReDead out of the ring, CLUBS him, then SMACKS him off steel steps! ReDead wobbles, the ring count is climbing, so Gibdo gets in. Gibdo waits for ReDead to get in, and he stomps away! Gibdo CHOKES ReDead on the mat, but lets off as Sahasrahla counts 4. Fans are fired up as Gibdo watches ReDead sputter and drag himself up the ropes. Gibdo storms over to throw another UPPERCUT! ReDead flounders about, Gibdo chokes him on the ropes again! Sahasrahla counts, Gibdo stops at 4 again. Gibdo looms over ReDead as fans rally up!
Gibdo stands ReDead up for an IRON CLAW on his face! ReDead endures the clamping hand on his head, and he’s fading! Gibdo brings ReDead down to the mat for a cover, TWO!! ReDead just gets an arm up, but Gibdo pushes him back down. TWO as ReDead gets the other arm up. Gibdo uses his knee to keep ReDead down now, TWO as ReDead manages to bridge! Gibdo keeps the Iron Claw on, but ReDead keeps his shoulders off by turning to his side. ReDead kicks and flails to get up, but Gibdo dribbles ReDead off the mat! ReDead is fading, Sahasrahla checks on him, but ReDead gets a second wind! Fans boo but ReDead pries free!
ReDead kicks Gibdo do again and again, then SNAPS the fingers! Gibdo clutches his hand, ReDead RAMS him with shoulders! And again! Gibdo rebounds to FLYING LARIAT! Both men are down, but Gibdo sits up! Gibdo looms over ReDead again, drags him up and scoops him into the gut wrench, ReDead slips out! ReDead still knows his old tag partner well! ReDead rakes Gibdo’s eyes, scoops him and SLAMS him down! Gibdo gets up, ReDead BOOTS him, and Gibdo goes to a corner. ReDead runs in, but Gibdo dodges and now ReDead hits buckles! Gibdo fires off haymakers and stomps then whips corner to corner.
ReDead reverses the whip, runs in, but into Gibdo’s BOOT! Gibdo wrenches, whips, but ReDead LARIATS! Gibdo finally falls, but he sits back up! Gibdo kicks low, throws more haymakers, but ReDead kicks low in return. ReDead whips, Gibdo dodges but ReDead scoops him! ReDead RAMS Gibdo into a corner and ties him up in a Tree of Woe! Gibdo’s so tall he’s not really in the Tree, so ReDead just stomps Gibdo down. Sahasrahla counts, ReDead gets in his face about it. Now ReDead chokes Gibdo! Sahasrahla counts, ReDead lets off, but ReDead stands Gibdo up to ROCK him with a right! And another!
ReDead whips Gibdo corner to corner hard, then whips him back the other way, before the corner clothesline! ReDead stomps Gibdo, and he shouts, “You should’ve listened to me when you had the chance!” ReDead drags Gibdo up and hangs him out to dry on the ropes! ReDead CLUBS away on Gibdo, then goes up the corner! FLYING LARIAT knocks Gibdo to the floor! Gibdo flounders up to his feet, fans are thunderous! Gibdo gets in but ReDead is on him with haymakers! ReDead fires off, shouting “You’re nothing to the Dark Forces! And now you’re nothing to the UnderWorld Order!” ReDead ROCKS Gibdo again!
ReDead chokes Gibdo, but Gibdo chokes ReDead back! These two must really hate each other! The ref counts, both men let off, and Gibdo kicks low. ReDead throws knees, whips, but Gibdo ducks and dodges, and goes up!? Gibdo manages to RANA ReDead!! ReDead staggers up, Gibdo and ReDead DOUBLE BOOT! Both men are down and fans are thunderous! ReDead roars as he sits up, and he kicks Gibdo while they’re both on the mat. ReDead kicks Gibdo to the ropes then out of the ring. Gibdo staggers, ReDead stalks behind him. ReDead scoops Gibdo to SNAKE EYES Gibdo off railing!
Gibdo flounders, ReDead hauls him up, and he SMACKS Gibdo off steps! ReDead pulls the steps apart! Sahasrahla tells ReDead not to, but Gibdo blocks the stair attack! The two of them struggle, they end up throwing the steps against the ring ropes, and both get clear of getting hit on the return. ReDead BOOTS Gibdo, then SMACKS Gibdo off the base steps. ReDead gets the top steps back, for a VICE scenario! Gibdo clutches his ribs but ReDead kicks him to the floor. Sahasrahla reprimands, ReDead refreshes the count and stomps away on Gibdo. ReDead drags Gibdo up onto the apron, goes in, and suplexes him in!
ReDead stomps Gibdo to a corner, chokes him, but lets off as Sahasrahla counts 4. ReDead throws down hands, Gibdo shoves ReDead away but ReDead whips him corner to corner. Gibdo bounces off buckles, but he comes back! DOUBLE LARIATS collide, but neither man falls! Gibdo runs, he ducks and dodges ReDead, but ReDead choke grips for a CHOKE SLAM! Cover, TWO! ReDead is furious but he clamps on with a chinlock. Fans rally up as Gibdo endures. Gibdo fights up, but ReDead squeezes tighter and brings Gibdo down. ReDead wants the ref to ask Gibdo if he gives up, but Gibdo kicks and fights his way up!
Gibdo throws body shots, gets free and fires off, then UPPERCUTS! ReDead comes back with a LARIAT! ReDead snarls, runs, DEAD LEG!! Cover, TWO!?!? Gibdo survives ReDead’s leg drop and no one can believe it! ReDead hammers away on Gibdo, then clamps on a SLEEPER! Gibdo fights up, reaches out, ReDead shifts to a headlock. Gibdo turns that into a back suplex that puts ReDead on the apron! Both men are down, fans rally up, and as ReDead stands on the apron, Gibdo fires off hands from the other side. Gibdo BOOTS ReDead down! And then Gibdo builds speed! Gibdo FLIES, but ReDead SLAMS him into the announce desk!
Fans are losing their minds as both men are down in the wreckage! ReDead gets up first, and he SLAMS pieces of the desk onto Gibdo! ReDead goes back to the ring and shouts, “IIIIII’M THE MAAAAAN!” Fans boo as hard as they have all day, but then ReDead goes back out to fetch Gibdo. ReDead goes up top, waits for Gibdo to stand, FLYING LARIAT! Cover, TWO?!?!? How are these two doing this?! ReDead throws hands on Gibdo in frustration, over and over against ropes an din the corner! Sahasrahla wants ReDead to stop but Gibdo hits back! They throw haymakers back and forth, fast and furious, and fans are going nuts!
Gibdo gets the edge, whips but ReDead reverses. Gibdo dodges, scoops, but ReDead turns it around to TOMBSTONE!!! Cover, TWO!!??! HOW?!?! ReDead is furious, he POSTS Gibdo! Then he fires off more hands! Gibdo manages to hit back! Gibdo ROCKS ReDead and ReDead staggers about, but ReDead comes back to ROCK Gibdo and Gibdo staggers about! Gibdo BOOTS, ReDead rebounds, Gibdo avoids ReDead’s boot! Choke grip, CHOKE SLAM!! Gibdo roars, he scoops ReDead, TOMBSTONE!!! But Gibdo doesn’t cover, he runs and steals DEAD LEG!! Cover, but the lights go out!!??
When the lights come back, ReDead has Gibdo in a SLEEPER! Sasharahla can’t do anything about what happened, and he checks on Gibdo. Gibdo is fading, ReDead SLAMS Gibdo down! ReDead runs, DEAD LEG!!! Cover, ReDead wins!!
Winner: Hollywood ReDead, by pinfall (advances to the Bracket of Courage finals)
This has to be the uWo’s doing! They can’t be ringside, so they screw Gibdo over from backstage! But they make sure the Dark Forces only has two members into the finals. Will the uWo prove even more devious than Ravio? Or will #Murusagi be able to survive the horrors of the underworld?
My Thoughts:
Woo, a real wild event here. But outside of Rosso, I surprised myself that all Heels went over. Or at least Tweeners, depending on how characters like Ravio or Kage would be received by a real crowd. But I do like the rivalry of Dark Froces and UnderWorld Order escalating through the tournament. And kudos to anyone who recognizes the match references made in some of the matches. I feel like it’s going to be hard for me to follow these up in the bracket finals in March.
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The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 73
After his shocking return in May, The Hero’s Shadow, Kage, will battle with Gerudo Ace, Ganon, both hoping to go back for the Undisputed Triforce World Championship!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Million Rupee Championship Moon Madness: Majora VS Kevin Gibdo; Kevin wins and becomes the new Million Rupee Champion.
- HPW Goddess Championship: Ladrona VS Tali w/ Shabonne; Ladrona wins and retains the title.
- Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship #1 Contender’s Match: GANON VS KAGE; Ganon wins will challenge Zelda for the title at Treasure Island.
- HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder: The Faces of Evil VS Arrow Club VS Midna, Cia & Lana; Midna, Cia & Lana win and become the new HPW World Trios Champions.
PLAY BY PLAY
HPW and HXS TV set the scene!
The summer is hot and the storm is rolling in. The clouds cast their shadow, and The Dark Forces want complete control of HPW. And yet, there is a rogue element that stands in their way! While Harlequin, Lupay & Glutko must defend their HPW World Trios Championships inside the demented double ring, double cage, the Dame of the Dunes goes after Thief Girl, Ladrona, to be the Goddess of HPW! Plus, the Gerudo Ace was just as shocked as anyone that the Hero’s Shadow, KAGE, made his return at Wrestling Is Life! The two now battle, and the winner will meet Zelda on Treasure Island! Will this be the moment Ganon and his minions take over the world? Or can Kage keep the tyrant at bay?
But first, the Gibdo of All Gibdos, the last OG Dark Forces member still affiliated with the faction, wants his revenge on the UnderWorld Order’s Masked Monster! Kevin was seen stepping back into the sarcophagus, and a shining light enveloping him. Will whatever magic that was imbued in him be enough to win back the Million Rupee Championship? Or will the Moon Madness be the death of him? HPW ThunderStruck 4 starts now!
Million Rupee Championship Moon Madness: Majora VS Kevin Gibdo!
Even though there’s no such thing as cheating in No Disqualification style matches, The UnderWorld Order still cheated the Gibdo of All Gibdos at HyruleMania. But Kevin has been plotting revenge ever since, and he finally has his rematch. But will this be Kevin’s return to glory? Or will the Dark Forces fail to cash in?
Wait, the sarcophagus is brought out here again. We saw Kevin step inside this and a light shining from within. The sarcophagus slowly opens, and the light shines again! Kevin is adorned in gold wrappings, and there seem to be moths fluttering around. The fans are in awe but Majora doesn’t seem impressed. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and time to spin the wheel!
The wheel does spin, and it lands on… TITAN’S MITT MATCH! The ring staff presents the glove of power and throws it into the middle of the ring. The only weapon legal in this match is that glove, will someone put it on and get a knockout victory?
Titan’s Mitt Match!
The bell rings and naturally, both men scramble for the mitt! Well, Majora reaches down, but Kevin facelocks Majora to bring him around and put in a corner. Kevin fires body shot after body shot and the fans fire up! Kevin digs his boot in, the fans cheer, and Majora flails and sputters. Kevin lets off, walks over to the mitt, and he puts it on. The fans fire up as Kevin storms over to Majora again. But Majora kicks a leg out! Kevin hobbles, Majora CLUBS him, and Majora grabs for the mitt! Kevin fights against that and the fans rally up. Kevin throws Majora away, Majora ends up in another corner, and Kevin runs in.
Majora dodges the lariat, Kevin hits buckles, and Majora UPPERCUTS Kevin! Majora wraps Kevin’s arm around the ropes and pulls on the arm! The fans boo as Kevin can only suffer. Majora lets go, then BOOTS the ropes to jam up the arm! Kevin clutches his elbow, and Majora wants the mitt! Majora keeps Kevin in the corner as he pulls at the glove, but Kevin goes for a chinbar to counter. Majora throws back elbows, then he grabs the arm again. Majora pulls the glove off Kevin’s hand, then scrambles away so he can put it on his own hand. Kevin runs up and BOOTS Majora! Majora staggers around, comes back, but Kevin ducks the big Titan Mitt haymaker!
Kevin fires body shots again, has Majora on the ropes, but Majora SHOVES Kevin away! The Titan Mitt really gives a power boost with how far Kevin tumbles away! The fans boo, Kevin bails out, and Majora goes out the side. Majora storms in around the way, and he brings Majora up. But Kevin choke grips him! Majora powers Kevin’s hand away with the Titan Mitt! Majora then swings Kevin around into the barriers! And then into the apron! Majora choke grips Kevin now, and gives him an APRON CHOKE SLAM!! The fans boo while Kevin writhes and Majora pushes Kevin into the ring. Majora pushes Kevin to a cover, TWO!
The countdown is here! The fans count it out, “Three! Two! One! BRR!” The wheel spins again, and lands on… DOG COLLAR MATCH!
Dog Collar Match!
The ring crew hurries to bring out the chain with the collars on either side, and they bring that to the ring. Majora is annoyed, but fastens the collar around his neck. Kevin sits up in a daze, the ref makes sure he’s okay to continue, then he puts the collar on him. Kevin stands up, the bell rings again, and the two tug-o-war with the collar chain! The fans rally behind Kevin but the Titan Mitt still gives Majora the advantage! Majora slowly reels Kevin in, but Kevin uses that to jump on Majora! GUILLOTINE FACELOCK! The fans fire up as Kevin drags Majora down! Majora endures, fights to stay on his feet, and he fires body shots with the mitt!
Kevin grits his teeth as Majora punches away on his side! Majora powers up and SPINEBUSTERS Kevin down! The fans boo while both men are down! The ref starts a standing count, both men are down but stirring at 4 of 10. Majora slowly rises at 6, but Kevin sits bolt upright at 7! The fans fire up as Kevin grabs the mitt! Majora tries to shake free but Kevin kicks him low, then wrenches and WRINGS the arm out! Majora writhes, and Kevin goes after the mitt again! The two struggle, both of Kevin’s hands after Majora’s gloved hand, but Majora grabs the chain with his free hand to YANK Kevin around! The fans boo as Majora CHOKES Kevin by pulling on the chain!
Majora drags Kevin up, whips him into the corner, then uses the chain to reel him in! TITAN MITT PUNCH!! The fans boo as Kevin goes down in a heap! Majora hurries to cover, TWO?!? Majora is shocked and the fans are thunderous as Kevin miraculously survives! But Kevin is in bad shape, and Majora drags him around with the chain! The fans boo as Majora drags Kevin up again, puts him in a corner, and he winds up again! But Kevin flops right down! The fans boo and Majora laughs, but then Kevin slumps out of the ring. Majora is immediately annoyed, and he works to drag Kevin back in using the chain.
The fans rally as Majora drags Kevin up, but then Kevin YANKS Majora down! The fans fire up as Kevin drags Majora to the apron and rains down fists! The fans cheer, but then fans see the countdown! “Three! Two! One! BRR!” Kevin climbs up onto the apron while the wheel spins. It lands on on… STEEL CAGE MATCH! Well, we’ve already got the Blood & Thunder cage so why not? Kevin still climbs onto the apron, even as the cage is lowering! The fans are already freaking out, but Kevin still hits his APRON LEG DROP! The fans cheer, and Kevin hurries to get Majora inside the ring as the cage approaches!
Steel Cage Match!
The double cage is secured onto the double ring, and Kevin grinds his forearm into Majora’s face! The ring staff put on the locks and give the thumbs up. Kevin peels the Titan Mitt off Majora’s hand, then puts it on his own so he can choke grip and deadlift Majora! The fans fire up as Kevin gives Majora a TITAN MITT CHOKE SLAM!! But Kevin can’t make the cover as he has to catch his breath first! That, and he isn’t satisfied with just this! Kevin slashes his throat and uses the dog collar chain to drag Majora back up! The fans fire up as Kevin then gut wrenches Majora! Kevin positions Majora, but Majora kicks and flails!
Majora turns things around on Kevin to gut wrench him now! The fans boo, but now Kevin kicks and flails so he can turn things back around! But then Majora pulls on the chain again! Kevin coughs and sputters, Majora drags him into a victory roll! TWO!! Kevin escapes and both men stagger up to their feet, but the chain keeps them from going too far from each other! They both run up, and DOUBLE LARIATS knock both men back down! The fans thunderously declare, “This is Awesome!” The ref checks both behemoths, and they’re both somehow okay to continue. The only thing is, that clock is ticking!
The fans rally as hard as they can for Kevin, but a good 15 seconds grinds away as the two start to stir. Kevin rises up first, but Majora isn’t far behind. Majora wraps the chain around Kevin’s neck and CHOKES him with it! The fans boo while Kevin grips at the chain! The Titan Mitt’s strength means nothing if he can’t get his fingers in there! Majora RAMS Kevin into the steel of the cage! The fans boo as he DRIBBLES Kevin against the steel, then hits a BIG back suplex! Majora covers, TWO! Kevin is toughing it out and that pisses Majora off! Majora decides to go for the door! The fans boo Majora taking the easy way out!
Majora reaches out as the door opens, but Kevin grabs hold of the chain! Kevin is anchoring Majora! Majora drags Kevin, but Kevin’s Titan Mitt helps him win the tug-o-war! Plus, the countdown is back! Majora shouts in anger as the fans count, “Three! Two! One! BRR!” The wheel spins, and it lands on… I QUIT MATCH?!?
I Quit Match!
Majora is even angrier than he was a moment ago! No more escaping the cage, he has to make Kevin say those dreaded words! Kevin reels Majora in, but Majora uses that to run in and TORPEDO MAJORA!! Down goes Kevin! Majora is also dazed, but he flounders his way over to Kevin. Majora HAMMERS away on Kevin! The fans boo as Majora grabs at the Titan’s Mitt. Kevin clenches his fist to block Majora’s attempts, so Majora HEADBUTTS Kevin! And HEADBUTTS, and HEADBUTTS, and HEADBUTTS, HEADBUTTS, HEADBUTTS! The fans boo but Majora stops as Kevin’s fist opens up!
Majora grabs the glove and pries it off Kevin’s undead hand! Majora is laughing maniacally as he puts the glove on. Majora kneels on Kevin’s chest and grabs an arm with the Titan Mitt hand. Majora tells Kevin to “say it” or else! Kevin just uses that trapped hand to flip Majora off! So Majora BENDS that finger with the Titan Mitt!! The fans tell Majora he’s sick while Kevin shouts out in pain! Kevin refuses to give up, so Majora drags Kevin up off the mat. Majora puts Kevin against the ropes and fires a TITAN MITT BODY BLOW!! The fans boo while Kevin coughs and sputters! Majora makes him stand up with the chain.
Majora tells Kevin to say it or he gets another one! Kevin shakes his head so Majora TITAN MITT BODY BLOWS!! The fans boo, Kevin coughs and sputters again, but Majora makes him stand up again. Majora tells him to just say it already! Kevin snarls. and then BITES Majora on the forehead! The fans fire up and Majora shouts in pain! Majora shoves Kevin away, then DECKS him with the Titan Mitt!! The fans boo, but wait! If Kevin is out cold, he can’t say “I Quit!” Majora is angry at himself, and he stresses out because the clock is still ticking! Majora tells Kevin to wake up and say the words! Kevin sputters and coughs as he slowly regains consciousness.
Majora sits Kevin up and demands he say the words! Kevin looks Majora in the eyes, then laughs. Majora is furious, and he drags Kevin up, winds up, but Kevin grabs Majora with both hands! Kevin CHOKES Majora into the corner by the door! Majora reaches for the door, but he can’t escape like this! Kevin thrashes him around, then brings him around for a SKY HIGH! Kevin tells Majora to say it now, but Majora sputters and coughs instead. The countdown’s back! “Three! Two! One! BRR!!” The wheel spins and lands on… CATTLE PROD?!?
Cattle Prod Match!
The ring crew indeed brings out a long stick with a pronged end, and they show that it indeed zaps! The door is open, so the staff member steps up, and he just tosses the thing into the ring! It almost ends up in the second ring! Kevin looks at the guy incredulously while the fans laugh, and the staff member just sheepishly smiles and shrugs. Kevin sighs and gets up to walk that way, but then Majora uses the chain and a grip on Kevin’s leg to hold him back! Kevin kicks at Majora but Majora snarls under his breath, maybe a curse word or two. Majora trips Kevin, drops an ELBOW on him, then heads for the prod.
Kevin grabs Majora with the Titan Mitt! The fans fire up, but then Majora LOW BLOWS Kevin! The fans boo again, and Majora laughs as he hobbles over to the cattle prod. Majora picks it up and tells Kevin he’s gonna wish he’d just quit! Majora makes sure the prod works, and then he aims at Kevin! ZAP!! The fans boo and call Majora out for being sick, but Majora just laughs as he tortures Kevin! Majora lets off to soak up the heat from the fans, then he just ZAPS Kevin again! Majora says he should’ve just made this the match from the start! Majora goes for a third, but Kevin uses the Titan Mitt to grab the prod!
The fans tell Majora he messed up now, and Kevin rises up. Kevin takes the prod away from Majora, and Majora begs for mercy! The fans chant “ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!” and Kevin obliges as he ZAPS Majora! Majora spasms and falls against ropes, only for Kevin to ZAP him again! Majora lurches and falls to the mat! Kevin drags him with the chain but Majora flails and kicks at him to prevent a cover. Kevin stomps Majora around, rips the dog collar away from his own neck, and drags Majora up with the chain again. Kevin uses the chain to whip Majora into the steel of the cage! The fans cheer as Kevin whips Majora to the other side!
Kevin grabs the cattle prod again, but turns around into a TORPEDO MAJORA!!! Both men are down while the countdown returns! “Three! Two! One! BRR!!” The wheel lands on… CASKET MATCH!!
Casket Match!
Another time around between these two, and the casket is back! Majora slowly sits up and looks over, and he visibly sighs. Majora crawls over to the door as the casket approaches, and he has the door open. The ring crew tries to get the casket up and into the ring, but it doesn’t fit through the door! Majora is furious as the fans laugh at the futile efforts! Wait, the UnderWorld Order rushes out here! Specifically, Death Sword and Scaldera! The fans boo as they work to get the casket up, and they turn it sideways. This does help it fit through the door, but then the ropes are in the way! Majora is only getting angrier, and Kevin rises!
The fans fire up as Kevin stands, the uWo are too busy with the casket, and Kevin CLOBBERS Majora against the casket! The other uWo members fall back, the casket hits the floor, and Majora slumps halfway out of the ring! Kevin grabs the door to SLAM it shut on Majora! The fans fire up as this causes Majora to flop out to the floor! Kevin goes out after Majora, SMACKS him off the side of the casket, but Death Sword and Scaldera go after Kevin! The fans boo again as they mug Kevin against the ring! Death Sword ROCKS Kevin, Kevin staggers away, and Death Sword stalks him. Wait, who is that on the barriers? IT’S VOLGA!
Volga LEAPS onto Death Sword and the fans fire up again! Volga hammers away on Death Sword, Scaldera runs up, but Volga dodges and Kevin BOOTS Scaldera down! The fans cheer, but Kevin is confused. Why is Volga here? Does he want back into the Dark Forces? Volga goes to the casket, drags it over to the ramp side for more room, but Majora UPPERCUTS Volga down! The fans boo but Majora and Kevin brawl again! Majora ROCKS Kevin, SMACKS Kevin off the casket, then opens the casket up. Majora brings Kevin around but Kevin fires body shots! But the countdown is back! “Three! Two! One! BRR!!” The wheel spins and lands on… LAST MAN STANDING!!
Last Man Standing Match!
The brawling continues, hard to know if they even noticed the change in stipulation, but that casket is still open. Kevin ROCKS Majora, pushes him down onto the casket, and SLAMS the lid down on him! The fans fire up as Kevin SLAMS the lid again, again, and again! Death Sword and Scaldera storm over, but Volga runs up and DOUBLE SHOTGUNS them! Kevin pushes Majora into the casket, slams the lid shut, but that doesn’t win it! The ref starts the count and the fans join in. Kevin sits on the casket, the count passes 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10!! KEVIN WINS!
Winner: Kevin Gibdo (NEW Million Rupee Champion)
Vengeance, thy name is Kevin! Volga celebrates with his old friend, and Volga tells Kevin that he doesn’t need Ganon and the “fake” Dark Forces. Volga wants Kevin to understand that he can be his own man. Er, monster. Champion, really! Volga applauds Kevin while making his leave, will Kevin accept what he said as fact?
HPW Goddess Championship: Ladrona VS Tali w/ Shabonne!
The Thief Girl beat the legendary Ruto to take this title from Arrow Club, but now she’s become the target of the Dark Forces’ Dame of the Dunes! Will Tali bring the faction closer to total domination? Or will Ladrona show that The Studly Don’t Quit?
The introductions are made, but Shabonne interrupts to give her introduction of Tali. “Who you see before you is still the most physically talented, physically imposing, and physically dominant woman, Gerudo or otherwise, to ever be born into this world! She conquered the dunes, and now she’s gonna conquer you, you scrawny chicken! Dame of the Dunes? No, she has left that behind to become a Desert Colossus! To become the Goddess of the Sand! Behold the inevitable future champion and despair! This! Is! TAAAALIIIII~!” The fans are torn, the belt is raised, and we see who shines in this storm!
The bell rings, Tali chuckles and talks trash, but Ladrona doesn’t back down. The fans rally and duel, but they favor Ladrona. They tie up, Tali powers Ladrona to a corner, and shouts, “You ain’t nothing!” Ladrona comes back and the two tie up again, but Tali SHOVES Ladrona down! Tali again shouts, “You ain’t nothing!” and she flexes. Ladrona laughs that off, and she eggs Tali on. They tie up, Tali shoves and LARIATS! Ladrona staggers to a corner, Tali stomps away on her, then digs her knee in. The ref counts, Tali lets off, but then CLUBS Ladrona. Tali whips corner to corner, Ladrona bounces off buckles and then Tali BACKDROPS her!
Ladrona flounders and Tali stalks her to the ropes. Tali brings Ladrona around to snap suplex! Ladrona tumbles away, Tali talks more trash and Shabonne applauds. The fans are torn but Ladrona fires haymakers! Tali KNEES low, KNEES her again, then CLUBS her at the ropes. The ref counts but Tali fires body shots. Tali whips corner to corner, runs up, but Ladrona ELBOWS her back! Ladrona fires hands, JABS, but Tali KNEES low! The fans boo as Tali keeps saying Ladrona ain’t nothing. Tali whips corner to corner, Ladrona BOOTS back this time, and she goes up, up, and FLYING RAN- NO, POWERBOMB!! Tali doesn’t even let go, she deadlifts Ladrona!
Tali SWINGS Ladrona around like that, then THROWS her away! Ladrona flounders around again but Tali eggs her on. Shabonne says Ladrona should just quit now, but Ladrona does stand up, into a clinch! OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Tali then drags Ladrona up for another OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Tali KNEES Ladrona, the fans start to boo Tali as she whips corner to corner. Ladrona sputters, but Tali runs up to JUMPING KNEE! Tali shows she even has athleticism to go with her size and strength! Tali says this is just playtime for her! The fans rally for Ladrona and Ladrona fires body shots!
Tali KNEES low, Ladrona coughs and sputters, but Tali clinches for another OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Ladrona tumbles and then flops out of the ring! Shabonne says “That’s Suplex Tali right there! Suplex Tali!” Tali lets the ring count climb, then she storms up to the rope, but the ref stops her there. Tali argues with the ref, and Shabonne CLUBS Ladrona down! The fans boo but Shabonne gets away with it! Ladrona staggers to her feet as the ring count starts, the fans rally up for Ladrona, and she rolls in at 6 of 10, only for Tali to stomp away on Ladrona! The ref reprimands, Ladrona flops back out, but manages to get up as the new count begins.
Ladrona is back on the apron by 3 of 10, but Tali DECKS her! Tali soaks up the heat, then drags Ladrona up. Ladrona RAMS Tali, then HOTSHOTS her! Ladrona grabs a leg, THRASHES it and drags Tali, and the ref reprimands. Ladrona still SLAMS Tali’s leg against POST! And does it again! Shabonne protests, Ladrona refreshes the count, and has the leg again, only for Tali to YANK Ladrona into the post! The ring count climbs again, Shabonne says that’s what Ladrona gets, but she tells Shabonne to shut up. Ladrona rolls into the ring, but Tali CLUBS her! Tali fisherman’s and torture racks! Tali bends Ladrona before she hits SHELL SHOCK!
Tali snarls, crawls to a cover, TWO!! Ladrona survives and the fans rally up more! Tali is back on Ladrona and uses a body scissors squeeze! Ladrona endures, Tali adds a chinlock, and it’s almost a Rear Naked Choke! Ladrona kicks and reaches out but Tali squeezes tight! The fans rally harder, and Ladrona fires elbows into Tali’s side! Ladrona is free of the body scissors, then stands up to JAWBREAKER! Tali staggers then falls back! The fans rally, Ladrona runs, but Tali military presses! But Ladrona slips free! Ladrona DROPKICKS the legs out! Ladrona runs, but Tali LARIATS her back down! The fans boo but Shabonne cheers.
Tali hobbles after Ladrona, but Ladrona ELBOWS her! And ELBOWS again! And again! Tali KNEES low, then powers through to a GERMAN SUPLEX! Ladrona has a rough landing but Tali huffs ‘n’ puffs and is right back on her. Tali puts Ladrona in a corner, says the Dark Forces rule, and she stomps away on Ladrona! Tali RAMS Ladrona in the corner, then brings her around. Tali bumps Ladrona off buckles, then RAMS into her again! The fans boo, the ref counts, but Tali RAMS Ladrona again. Tali paces, the fans boo, but Shabonne says to destroy Ladrona! Tali runs up, but Ladrona ducks! Tali’s jump knee hits buckles and she tumbles to the outside!
The fans fire up as Ladrona now has a chance! Tali clutches her knee and Shabonne panics! Shabonne says to get in, the ring count is climbing! Tali manages to stand, but Ladrona PLANCHAS! Both women are down on the outside and the fans fire up again! The ring count climbs again, and Tali clutches her leg. Both women are down at 6 of 10! 7! Ladrona and Tali both flounder into the ring at 9.5! The fans fire up as this continues! Ladrona DROPKICKS the bad leg! Tali writhes, Ladrona KICKS the leg, then ducks a lariat! BIG back suplex! The fans fire up as Ladrona busts out some power of her own! Both women rise, Ladrona runs up, but into a FLAPJACK HOTSHOT!
Both women are down again and a standing count starts now! Tali crawls to cover, TWO! Ladrona stays in this, Shabonne tells Ladrona to just stop now or she’s gonna get hurt. Tali stands on Ladrona’s neck, tells her, “You ain’t nothing!” But Ladrona squirms to get a KNEEBAR!! Ladrona has grapevine’d the leg and she drags Tatli down! S T F!! Ladrona pulls on the crossface and the fans go nuts as Tali endures! Tali pries the grip open, Ladrona fights to keep at least an arm, but Tali powers up! So Ladrona SMASHES the knee down! Ladrona stomps away on the leg and Shabonne is furious! Tali shoves Ladrona, but Ladrona KICKS that leg again and again!
Ladrona has the legs, the fans “WOO~” as Ladrona puts on the FIGURE- NO, Tali fights with her one good leg, and she BOOTS Ladrona away! Ladrona grabs the bad leg again, but Tali BOOTS her away again! Ladrona runs up to basement DROPKICK! Tali sputters, Ladrona has the leg, but Tali just SHOVES Ladrona with both hands! Tali hobbles to her feet, Ladrona storms up, but into another clinch! OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Shabonne shouts that the Desert Colossus has no limits! The fans still rally for Ladrona while the standing count climbs. We pass 5 of 10, then 6, then 7! But Tali stands first, and she looms over Ladrona.
Tali is angry, and she reels Ladrona in for a standard suplex. Ladrona lands out, slips around, tilt-o-whirl RANA! The fans fire up as Ladrona then DROPKICKS Tali! Ladrona still wants the legs! FIGURE FOUR!! Tali suffers and the fans fire up! Shabonne shouts for Tali to fight, but Ladrona puts on the pressure! Ladrona thrashes the legs, pulls on the main leg, but Tali still reaches out! Tali backstrokes, but her shoulders are down! TWO, and Tali still fights! Tali drags Ladrona with her as she goes for ropes! The fans chant “TAP! TAP! TAP!” but Tali still manages the ROPEBREAK! Ladrona holds until 4 before letting go.
Tali hobbles up, but Ladrona KICKS the legs out! The underdog champion is now bullying the challenger! Ladrona ties up the legs for the LANAYRU LASSO! Tali endures the modified deathlock, so Ladrona shifts back to the S T F!! Tali endures as Ladrona pulls on the crossface portion! Tali reaches out, Shabonne shouts for her to fight, and Tali powers out again! Ladrona is rather stunned that Tali still has so much power left! Ladrona storms up, but into a GERMAN SUPLEX!! Somehow, that was the strongest one yet! Both women stir, the ref starts another standing count, but Tali is up at 5. Ladrona runs up, but into a SPINEBUSTER!
Tali seethes, drags herself over to cover Ladrona, TWO!! Tali tries another cover, TWO!! Tali is beside herself and Shabonne argues the count, but Tali clamps onto Ladrona with… Is that an IMPA LOCK?! The arm is chicken-winged, Tali has a sleeper and body scissors, it’s almost the Sheikah legend’s move! Ladrona endures whatever Tali calls this, the fans rally up even harder, but Ladrona is turning purple like her hair! The ref checks Ladrona, and… Is she glowing? Bit of a different glow than the others… Ladrona throws elbows and gets free of the body scissors! Ladrona has a second wind, maybe even a second life, as she fights up to fire body shots!
Tali holds onto the sleeper, but Ladrona runs to a corner! BUCKLE SHOT! Tali falls back, Shabonne is furious, but Ladrona is climbing! Ladrona reaches the top, takes aim, and MISSILE DROPKICK FLOPS as Tali dives out of the way! The fans rally and Shabonne tells Tali to get back up! Tali and Ladrona stand, and Tali hobbles over. Tali reels Ladrona in for a BIG suplex! Tali has some blood coming out of her nose, likely from that buckle shot, but she clamps on a gut wrench style BEARHUG! Tali squeezes, Ladrona endures, and the fans rally! Ladrona has that purple glow going as she fights around again!
Ladrona rises, Tali is stunned, and Shabonne is pulling at her hair! Tali GUT WRENCH PLEXES Ladrona! Tali says Ladrona isn’t going to squeak by like she did with Ruto! She should just give up already! Tali waistlocks to gator roll and bridge! TWO!! Tali holds on, O’Conner Rolls to bridge, TWO! Tali makes the waistlock a bearhug again but the fans rally for Ladrona! The fans haven’t given up on her, so Ladrona doesn’t give up on herself! Ladrona grits her teeth, rises up, and the fans fire up! Ladrona stands, and uses a REAR HEADBUTT! And another! Ladrona is loose, and she ROCKS Tali! And ELBOWS her!
Ladrona UPPERCUTS, then DROPKICKS the legs! And DROPKICKS Tali in the face! Ladrona runs, tilt-o-whirl DDT!! Tali staggers up, but she KNEES Ladrona! Tali whips Ladrona to a corner, runs up, but Ladrona dodges! Ladrona kicks low, reels Tali in, and manages a snap suplex! Ladrona brings Tail up again, for another snap suplex! Ladrona is using the Amigos! She brings Tali up again, for THREE AMIGOS! Or is it Amigas? Ladrona fires up, the fans are thunderous, and Ladrona hurries to a corner! Shabonne shouts at Ladrona, shouts at Tali, but Ladrona still FROG- FLOP!! That distraction saves Tali!
The fans boo but Shabonne breathes a sigh of relief. Tali is up, she storms up on Ladrona, fireman’s carry! Ladrona grabs the ref before the F5!!! All of them are down!! Shabonne is cursing up a storm and the fans are going nuts! Tali crawls to a cover, but there’s no one to count it! Tali would’ve won twice over by now! Shabonne explains it to Tali, Tali pounds the mat in frustration, but then she gets an idea. She tells Shabonne to grab the belt! Shabonne grins, she likes that idea! Shabonne grabs the belt, argues with the timekeeper about it, and she slides the belt into the ring for Tali. But wait! Here comes RIJU! The fans go nuts, and Riju springboards to MISSILE DROPKICK TALI!!
The fans are thunderous, Shabonne is pissed, but Riju doesn’t stop there! She DIVES onto Shabonne!! The fans fire up as the tiniest Gerudo takes out the most troublesome one! Riju then shouts at Ladrona to finish this! Ladrona is a bit surprised by this, but that might just be from how dazed she is after taking that F5. Ladrona shakes out the cobwebs, Riju calls to the ref, and Ladrona manages to cover Tali! The ref sees it, counts the cover, TWO?!?!? Tali survives and no one can believe it! Ladrona sees the belt nearby, and she grabs it! Riju is a bit conflicted about this, but she looks at Tali sputtering around.
Riju says, Screw it! Nail that vaita!!” That’s some harsh Gerudo language right there, but Ladrona grins and nods. Tali slowly rises up, the ref is still hurting so they’ve turned away. BELT- NO, Tali dodges the belt shot! Tali KNEES low, fireman’s carries again, and aims for the belt! F5- DDT COUNTER!! ONTO THE BELT!!! The fans are thunderous again and Ladrona hurries up top! FROG SPLASH!!! Cover and the ref is back! LADRONA WINS!!
Winner: Ladrona, by pinfall (still HPW Goddess Champion)
Riju and the fans erupt with cheers while Shabonne sputters back to consciousness. Shabonne realizes what happened with the announcement, and she shrieks in anger! There’s no “Goddess of the Sand” here, and Ladrona shouts at Tali, “YOU ain’t nothing!!” Riju celebrates alongside Ladrona, will the Thief Girl be brought into the Sisterhood? Or could the Glowing Aura Phenomenon have a part to play?
Osphala is here!
The fans have a mixed reaction as the HPW Termina Champion heads to the ring. Osphala says, “It should be obvious, but in just two weeks, HPW returns to Termina for Termina Velocity!” The fans cheer that, and Osphala holds up his title to emphasize the news. Osphala says he has been itching to defend the Termina Championship, and it will finally be time. The best of Termina Championship Wrestling is welcome to challenge him, but he’s pretty sure he knows who- Wait! The lights go down! When the lights come up, IGOS DU IKANA is here! The fans go nuts, but Osphala smiles? “Just the man I was hoping to meet.”
Osphala says Igos truly is the best TCW ever had, and Osphala would love to face him in Termina. Osphala offers a handshake, but Igos just stares at it. The fans chant “YES! YES! YES!” but then Igos hits ELEGY OF EMPTINESS!! Osphala goes down in a heap, and Igos looms over him. Igos picks up the mic, and he tells Osphala, “I’ll see you there.” The lights go out again, and then they come back up, Igos is gone. Will the Death Mountain Champion soon be a DOUBLE champion?
Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship #1 Contender’s Match: GANON VS KAGE!
The Gerudo Ace came out on top in the Triforce Tournament, and though he brutally beat down The Hero of Hyrule, he did not account for the Hero’s Shadow to stand against him. But now, with Zelda still the champion, Ganon and Kage battle to meet her on Treasure Island! Will Ganon punish Kage for defying the Dark Forces? Or will Kage be on step away from former glory?
The bell rings and the fans rally as the two step right up. Ganon shoves Kage and tells him he is an ungrateful little POS! How dare he ruin Ganon’s chances of taking the title! Do the Dark Forces not matter to him? “NOPE!” SUPERKICK! Ganon wobbles, Kage whips him but Ganon reverses. Kage ducks ‘n’ dodges, then slides under a boot! Kage runs up and tilt-o-whirls to IRON OCTOROK! The fans cheer while Ganon endures! Ganon reaches out, fights his way over, but Kage lets go to then hook the arm! Ganon flails but Kage manages to hook the other arm, and he powers Ganon into the backslide! TWO, but Kage has both wrists!
Ganon gets up and under Kage to BACKDROP him! Kage flounders to the ropes, Ganon runs, and Ganon BOOTS Kage up and out of the ring! The fans boo but Ganon tells them to shut up. Ganon storms out after Kage, drags him up, then SMACKS him off the apron! Ganon shoves Kage into the ring, then drags him into a corner. The fans boo more as Ganon stomps a mudhole into Kage, but the ref counts. Ganon stops at 4 to argue with the ref, and then he digs his boots into Kage! The fans boo again, the ref reprimands and counts, and Ganon stops at 4. Ganon CHOKES Kage and tells him he’s going to regret coming back.
Ganon stands Kage up, whips him corner to corner hard, and Kage hobbles before he drops to a knee. Ganon storms up on Kage, clinches, and OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES! Kage tumbles away to the other corner, and Ganon runs up on him again for another OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Kage sputters but Ganon is right on him again. Ganon pulls Kage’s hair to sit him up, the ref reprimands, but Ganon ROCKS Kage with a right hand! Kage falls back, but Ganon sits him back up again. Ganon ROCKS Kage again, then he just kneels down to rain down fists! The fans boo and the ref reprimands about the hair pulling!
Ganon keeps raining down punches but the ref counts. Ganon stops at 4 to get in the ref’s face about this. Kage sits up in a daze, reaches for the ropes, but Ganon drags him up to TOSS him out! Kage is on the outside in a heap and Ganon wants the ref to start the ring count. The ref does, and Kage sputters as we reach 3 of 10. Ganon wants the count to be faster but the ref doesn’t speed up. Kage goes to the desk at 5 of 10, Ganon paces, but then loses his patience at 7. Ganon storms out after Kage, drags Kage up, and SMACKS him off the desk! Rusl again has to worry about his drink while Shad and Telma want Ganon to take it easy.
Ganon ignores that and dribbles Kage off the desk! The ring count returns to 5 of 10, Ganon rolls in just to refresh the count, then goes back to Kage. Ganon drags Kage up, and whips him at the steel steps! But Kage LEAPS over the steps! The fans fire up and Ganon hurries over, only for Kage to now get up on the steps and CANNONBALLS! The fans fire up as Ganon falls! Kage drags Ganon up and puts him in the ring. Kage drops knees right on Ganon’s back! Kage ties up Ganon’s legs, grabs at Ganon’s chin, but Ganon fights that off. Ganon manages to turn, and he throws elbows! Ganon knocks Kage over and pops free of the leglock!
Ganon rains down more fists and the fans boo again! Kage kicks from below, but Ganon grabs the leg to stomp and YANK it! Kage crawls for the ropes but Ganon stomps him down. Ganon CHOKES Kage on the ropes, stops as the ref counts 4, then BOOTS Kage! Kage dangles halfway out of the ring while the fans boo and the ref reprimands. Ganon just soaks up the heat, but Kage sits up. And he smiles?! Ganon is confused and upset seeing that, but the fans rally as Kage stands up, leaning against the ropes. Kage shouts at Ganon, “C’MON!” Ganon runs up, Kage bobs ‘n’ weaves and BODY BLOWS! Kage then gets around to GERMAN SUPLEX!
The fans fire up while Ganon flounders around. Ganon ends up on the ropes, Kage takes aim and runs up to MASTER SWORD! The fans fire up again as Kage now reels Ganon in, and Electric Chair Lifts! That’s tricky given Ganon is taller! Ganon punches Kage and Kage drops to his knees! Ganon CLUBS Kage with a crossface forearm, and then another, and another! Ganon drags Kage up, reels him in, and lifts him up! GANON BOMB! But Ganon doesn’t cover, he deadlifts Kage back up for another GANON BOMB!! High stack, TWO?!?! Kage survives and shocks everyone, most of all Ganon! Ganon argues with the ref right in his face!
The fans boo as Ganon backs the ref into a corner, but the ref defends his count was fair! Ganon is furious but he backs off from the ref. Ganon watches Kage sputter and cough, and Ganon goes to the corner. Ganon takes aim as Kage slowly pushes up off the mat. The fans rally as hard as they can, but Ganon starts up his countdown! “Three! Two! ONE!!” Ganon runs up, but Kage drops out of the way! The fans fire up as Ganon’s Kick of Calamity crashes and burns! Ganon clutches his back as he staggers to his feet, into a MASTER SWORD! Ganon sputters and wobbles, but Kage full nelsons for a SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX!
The fans fire up while Ganon sits up in a daze. Kage watches Ganon sits up into a kneeling position, then lines up a shot. MASTER SWORD! Ganon falls back, Kage covers, TWO!! Ganon is still in this but Kage stays focused. Kage drags Ganon up, puts him in a corner, then RAMS Ganon in the back! The ref reprimands and counts as Kage RAMS Ganon again! Kage digs his shoulder in, stops at the ref’s count of 4, then hoists Ganon up. Kage uses the corner to help in the Electric Chair Lift! The fans fire up as Kage carries Ganon from the corner! But Ganon victory rolls through! Cover, TWO!! Kage escapes, scrambles to his feet, KICK OF CALAMITY!!
Both men are down and the fans are going nuts! Ganon snarls as he drags himself over to Kage. Ganon pulls Kage into the cover, TWO?!?!?! The crowd erupts as Kage was nanoseconds away from defeat! Ganon angrily stares off into space, then is practically foaming at the mouth as he looks at Kage. Ganon drags Kage up, underhooks the arms, but Kage RAMS Ganon into a corner! The fans fire up as Kage RAMS Ganon again, even as Ganon holds on! The ref reprimands as Ganon KNEES Kage again and again while Kage still RAMS Ganon! They go along the ropes, and then Ganon SWINGS Kage while he’s in the underhooks!
The fans rally as hard as they can while Ganon puts Kage in the ropes! But Kage kicks free of the ropes, and he DUMPS Ganon up and out! Ganon tumbles to the apron then the floor while the fans fire up again! Kage huffs ‘n’ puffs and builds speed, and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Ganon! The fans are thunderous while both men are down on the outside! The ref starts a ring count, both men stir at 3 of 10, and the fans rally, “This is Awesome!” Kage drags himself up with the apron skirt, Ganon uses the barriers, and they both stand at 6. Ganon lurches and stumbles to the apron, crawls in, but Kage grabs at him!
The fans fire up while Ganon kicks at Kage! The count is still going! Kage won’t let go, but then something grabs at Kage from under the ring?! Kage kicks at those hands, but then Ganon BOOTS him away! Ganon is in at 9, Kage is down, TEN!! GANON WINS!!!
Winner: Ganon, by count-out (NEW #1 Contender to the Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship)
Fans are in an uproar and Telma asks what kind of bologna is this! Rusl says forget bologna, this is bull! And the person that was under the ring emerges to reveal it’s ZANT! Zant laughs at Kage and tells him that’s what he gets for betraying the Dark Forces! Kage DECKS Zant! The fans fire up as Kage beats down the weasel in a robe, but Ganon storms out to grab Kage! Ganon THROWS Kage into barriers, then starts throwing down hands in return! But then CIA & LANA rush out here! Once again, former Dark Forces supports former Dark Forces! The sisters run up on Ganon and DOUBLE SHOTGUN!
The fans fire up while Ganon and Zant regroup and the sisters help Kage up. Ganon seethes, but he and Zant retreat. After all, the main event is up next! Will the Faces of Evil handle this for their wicked leader? Or will they be thunderstruck as new champions emerge?
HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder: The Faces of Evil VS Arrow Club VS Midna, Cia & Lana!
The thunder rolls and the lightning strikes, but this storm has been brewing since HyruleMania. The Dark Forces ejecting their founding members and stealing these belts in one fell swoop has only put a bigger target on their backs, can Harlequin, Lupay & Glutko hold onto the gold? Will Fin Balure, Big Croc Scaly & Torbevito take back what they lost? Or will the Twilight Princess lead the Dark Sorceress & Blue-Haired Goddess to victory?
Speaking of, Midna only now makes her entrance, Cia & Lana having rushed ahead of her to help Kage. Kage doesn’t say anything as he leaves so hard to say he’s thankful. After that, Arrow Club makes their entrance, all dressed in white with black trim. Then The Faces of Evil make their way out, and all the teams gather on stage while the double cage is once again lowered. The introductions are made, the belts await, and we see who survives Blood & Thunder 4EVER!
Trios sort out, and we start with Lupay, Torbevito and… Well, Midna and Cia argue that they both should be the one. But as the arguing continues, Lana pushes past them both! The fans cheer as she steps inside the double cage. The bell rings and Torbevito goes after Lupay! The fans fire up as Torbevito throws hands, Lupay hits back, and Lana looks for an opening. Lupay kicks Torbevito low, turns to run, but Lana is there to arm-drag him! And arm-drag again! Torbevito runs up but he gets thrown with an arm-drag! Lupay returns, he blocks an arm-drag, brings her up, but Lana shifts and arm-drags from the other side!
The fans rally, Torbevito waistlocks Lana, but Lana flails. Lana manages to grab Lupay in a waistlock, and Torbevito can’t lift them both. Lupay breaks the waistlock, switches to have Torbevito, but then Lupay can’t lift him and Lana! Lana breaks free of Torbevito’s grip, but Torbevito ducks and Lana ENZIGIRIS Lupay! Torbevito DROPSAULTS to knock Lana down and land on Lupay! Torbevito then somersaults to SPLASH DOWN on Lana! The fans are torn while Torbevito is fired up! Torbevito drags Lana up and shoves her to a corner. Torbevito then storms over to Lupay, stomps him, and stalks him to the ropes.
Torbevito stomps Lupay, has him in the gap between rings, then stomps him a bit more. Torbevito then turns around, and Lana SHINING WIZARDS him on the ropes! Lana then BULLDOGS Torbevito down! Lana hurries to stomp Lupay in the gap, but Lupay rolls away to the second ring. Lana lets him go to kick Torbevito around. Torbevito goes to a corner but Lana stomps him more. Lana scrubs Torbevito’s face and the fans cheer, “HEY! HEY! HEY!” Lana then runs side to side to BOOT WASH! The fans fire up as Torbevito hits the steel! Lana goes corner to corner, but Lupay springboard MISSILE DROPKICKS her!
The fans boo while Lupay howls! However, the countdown is here! The Faces of Evil have the “advantage” in this match, but that means another team will send theirs out first! Arrow Club sends Bad Croc Scaly! Lupay is immediately worried, and now he wants Lana to help him!? Scaly storms into the ring, Lupay SHOVES Lana into him, but Lana bounces off and falls back! The fans boo Lupay but Scaly looks down at Lana. Lana pleads with Scaly, but Scaly YANKS her right up into a fireman’s carry! Lupay runs up to CROSSBODY, but Scaly catches him! The fans fire up as Scaly hits a FALL AWAY SLAM GORON DROP COMBO!
Torbevito gets up and he high-fives Scaly. They coordinate, and Torbevito goes up the ropes to then stand on Scaly’s shoulders. The fans cheer as Torbevito balances while Scaly walks over to Lupay, ELEVATED SPLASH! Direct hit on Lupay, then Torbevito drags Lana into position. Torbevito and Scaly coordinate, BACK SUPLEX SPLASH! The fans cheer, Torbevito and Scaly high-five again, and they spot Lupay going into the second ring. Torbevito goes up the corner, steps to the other ring’s corner, then he tightrope walks to DIVING BODY PRESS! The fans fire up for the distance alone, and even Scaly applauds.
Lana CHOP BLOCKS Scaly! The fans cheer, Scaly hobbles, and Lana KICKS away on the leg. Torbevito sees that, hurries back to the first ring, but Lana kicks him as he enters the gap! Lana runs Torbevito up and SMACKS him off the wall! Torbevito staggers back, Lana runs him to the other side and SMACKS him off that wall! Scaly storms up but Lana drop toeholds him onto ropes! Lana runs and CANNONBALLS Scaly against the ropes! The fans fire up as Lana hurries back up. She steps on Scaly, steps up onto the ropes, and then goes from one ring to the other to springboard and FLYING RANA Lupay!
The fans fire up with Lana, and now the countdown is back! “Three! Two! One! BRR!” Lana’s team is next, and Midna rather sarcastically offers this moment to Cia. Cia has her own sarcastic smile as she hurries out of their little shark cage and rushes down to the ring. Cia stops at the door and gets an idea. She checks under the ring, and she brings out a chain! The fans fire up as Cia brings that into the ring. Lana hurries over and the sisters work together with the chain. They run up and wrap the chain around Scaly. They use it to whip Scaly hard into a corner! The sisters get the chain off Scaly, and Cia uses it to LASH him!
Torbevito hurries into the ring, but Lana drop toeholds him! Cia LASHES Torbevito! Lana hurries up the ropes again, springboards to the second ring, but into a POWERBOMB from Lupay! Cia gets mad and she wraps the chain around her fist. Cia storms through the gap to run up on Lupay, but he plays keep away as she takes chain-wrapped punches! Lupay then mule kicks Cia and runs to the ropes. Lupay springboards, but into a CHAIN KNUCKLE PUNCH!! The fans go nuts while Lupay coughs and sputters from that shot to his stomach! Cia helps Lana up, makes sure she’s okay, and then the sisters unfurl the chain.
The sisters watch Lupay stand back up, still clutching his stomach. They run up and they CHAIN CLOTHESLINE Lupay back down! The fans fire up and the sisters hurry to the first ring. Torbevito stands back up, and the sisters CHAINE CLOTHESLINE Torbevito down! Cia LASHES Torbevito again, but Scaly is back up. Lana runs up but Scaly THROWS her back at Cia! The sisters fall over and the fans are torn. Scaly storms up and drags Lana right up. Scaly TOSSES her to a corner! Then Scaly drags Cia up and TOSSES her into the same corner! The fans are torn as Scaly runs corner to corner, but the sisters use the chain to SWEEP the legs!
The fans fire up as Scaly belly flops! But now the countdown is here! “Three! Two! One! BRR!” The Faces of Evil send out Glutko! Another behemoth is on the way! Lana & Cia egg Glutko on as he steps inside the cage. Glutko runs up and the sisters use the chain, but Glutko’s big belly slingshots them away! The fans boo while Glutko laughs and proudly slaps his belly. But now Scaly stands back up. The fans fire up, and they even sing, “OHH~, Those Are Big Bellies~! OHH~, Those Are Big Bellies~!” The two circle, and then they run up to RAM shoulders! And they RAM again! And again! The fans fire up as Scaly RAMS Glutko and he stumbles back!
Glutko rebounds, RAMS Scaly, but Scaly rebounds! Scaly FLYING SHOULDER TACKLES! The fans fire up while both behemoths fall! But then Torbevito and Lupay are each on the corners! They shout at each other not to do it, but then they both 450 SPLASH!! Lupay lands on Scaly and Torbevito lands on Glutko and the fans fire up! Lana and Cia stand up and they each DROPKICK Torbevito and Lupay! The fans cheer as the sisters stomp away on all their opponents! Cia wraps the chain around her fist again and has Lana stand Torbevito up. Torbevito BOOTS the chain fist away, then switches with Lana!
Cia stays back, she isn’t gonna punch her sister! Lana switches, Cia winds up, but then Torbevito switches back so Cia stays back again. Lupay SUPERKICKS Cia! Lana switches with Torbevito again, then rams him into Lupay! She rams them both into a corner, then hits CHAOS THEORY on Torbevito! The fans fire up as Lana kips up! Lana runs up on Lupay and SHINING WIZARDS in the corner! Torbevito staggers back up, Lana BULLDOG CLOTHESLINE COMBSO! The fans fire up more as Lana roars! But then Scaly CLOBBERS Lana! The fans boo but Scaly runs and SENTONS Lupay! And then he SENTONS Glutko!
Torbevito staggers to his feet again, and Scaly picks him up! Scaly military presses Torbevito to DROP him on both Cia & Lana! And the countdown is back, “Three! Two! One! BRR!” Fin Balure has a smug smile as he goes to the ring, and Arrow Club is now at full power! Fin then checks under the ring, and he brings out chair after chair! Fin puts those in for Scaly & Torbevito. Scaly SMACKS Glutko on the back! Torbevito SMACKS Lupay while he’s down! Fin grins as he brings to more chairs into the ring. Fin sets a chair down so he can use the other to SMACK Cia! The fans boo and Lana kicks at Fin from the mat, but Fin stays just out of reach.
Fin toys with Lana, Torbevito SMACKS Lupay again, and Fin stomps Lana. Fin JAMS Lana with the chair and digs it into her stomach! The fans boo, Fin lets off, and he wedges that chair into the corner. Finn storms over to Lana, drags her up, and whips her hard into the corner chair! Lana drops to her knees in pain while Fin drags Cia up. Lana stands but Finn whips Cia into her! Lana again hits chair! Fin then coordinates with Torbevito and they send Scaly in, only for the sisters to dodge! Scaly hits the chair and pops it out of frame! The fans fire up while Lana & Cia rush Fin & Torbevito, respectively! Lana RANAS Fin while Cia DROPKICKS Torbevito!
The fans fire up more as Cia has her chain back, and she LASHES Fin! Lana has that other chair Fin brought in and she uses it to SMACK Torbevito! Glutko & Lupay are up, Lana runs up and takes a swing, but Glutko blocks the chair shot! Lupay slips around Lana to SAIDO! Cia runs up but Glutko CHUCKS the chair at her! Fans lose their minds seeing that hit to Cia’s face! Lupay takes the chain from Cia and wraps it around his fist. Fin gets up and Lupay CHAIN PUNCHES him in the stomach! Scaly is up but Lupay RAMS Fin into him! Lupay then wraps the chain around his arm to CHAIN LARIAT Scaly into giving Fin a DDT!
The fans boo but Lupay soaks it up. Glutko drags Lana to be next to Cia, and he runs to DOUBLE SPLASH! Lupay has the chain still around his arm, and as Torbevito stands up, CHAIN ROLLING ELBOW! But the countdown is back! “Three! Two! One! BRR!” Midna is released! The fans fire up as the Twilight Princess finally joins her team! But she also has a stop before getting in the ring. The fans want tables, and Midna says, “I always give the fans what they want!” Midna brings out a table! And spray-painted on it is the symbol of the Twili! Lupay dares Midna to bring that in, and Midna realizes this is a problem.
Glutko laughs as Midna is stuck outside with her fancy table, but then Lana & Cia get up. They DOUBLE LOW BLOW Glutko! The fans cheer while Glutko goes down in a heap! Lupay sees what happened, he goes after Lana & Cia, and Midna uses that opening to put her table in the ring! Arrow Club has regrouped in the second ring, so Midna has room to set her table up in the corner of this first ring. The sisters handle Lupay 2v1, with an atomic drop from Lana, then Cia runs in and dropkicks the legs out! Lana runs and rolls into a Chancery for Cia to then run again and basement DROPKICK Lupay in the head!
Fans fire up for the “Dream Sequence,” and the sisters high-five. Lana high-fives Midna, but Cia holds back. Midna, Cia & Lana do agree to go after Arrow Club in the other ring. The three stare down, Midna and Scaly down the middle as the tallest two. The fans fire up as the brawl is on! Midna and Scaly, Fin and Lana, Torbevito and Cia, and the sisters end up in corners! Fin stomps a mudhole into Lana while Cia turns things around on Torbevito to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP! Midna whips but Scaly reverses. Midna ducks ‘n’ dodges then SPEARS, but Scaly stuffs it! The fans fire up while Scaly smiles and shakes his head.
Scaly suplexes Midna, but Midna knees free! Midna BOOTS Scaly and he staggers back. Midna runs up, Scaly tosses her, but she lands safely in the gap. Scaly takes a swing but Midna blocks to counter punch! Scaly staggers away, but Glutko grabs at Midna from the other side! Midna HOTSHOTS Glutko, and now both behemoths snarl. They both run up, Midna hurries out of the way, and they two COLLIDE at the gap! The fans lose their minds again and even Midna has to say it! Then she laughs and says, “Oops! Didn’t mean to say that.” Midna goes into the first ring to go after Lupay while Cia ENZIGIRIS Torbevito!
Fin kicks Cia, but Lana CLUBS Fin! Lana gives Fin the atomic drop, Cia runs and dropkicks the legs out, then Lana rolls into another Chancery. Cia runs, but Torbevito gets her at the ropes! WHIRLPOOL DDT! Lana sees that and lets Fin go to go after Torbevito! And then, as the fans shout it, “IT’S THE FINAL~ COUNTDOWN~! Three! Two! One! BRR!!” Harlequin is released, and that means Blood & Thunder is now complete! Harlequin also makes a stop, and he brings out his own table! And it has custom spray paint of just “HAHAHAHAHA” all over it in chaotic writing! Harlequin drags this table into the ring while Midna and Lupay brawl.
Harlequin cheers Lupay on as he fires a flurry of haymakers! Lupay winds up for the big one, but Midna BOOTS him! Glutko is up, Midna CHOPS him, and the fans “WOO~!” Fin & Torbevito mug Lana, double whip her to a corner, and then Torbevito runs in, but Lana ELBOWS him away! Lana goes up, CROSSBODIES, and down goes Torbevito! But Fin is there to grab Lana into a dragon sleeper! EYE OF THE HURRICANE! Cover and a ref finally counts, TWO! Harlequin somehow sneaks past Midna with his table while she’s busy giving CHOPS to Glutko and Lupay, and Harlequin brings his table through the gap.
Harlequin sets his table up near a corner while Fin & Torbevito are busy brawling with Lana & Cia. Harlequin is pleased seeing his table in position, but then he turns around to see Scaly! The fans cheer as Scaly grabs Harlequin by the neck! Scaly prepares his thumb, but Harlequin LOW BLOWS him! The fans boo but Harlequin laughs. Harlequin SMACKS Scaly off the table, then pushes him onto the table. Harlequin watches Fin & Torbevito whip the sisters at each other, only for Cia & Lana to dosido and DROPKICK Fin & Torbevito. Midna CHOPS Glutko, BOOTS Lupay down, then CHOPS Glutko again!
Glutko HEADBUTTS Midna, then tries to bite her face! Midna CLAWS Glutko’s cycloptic eye! Glutko staggers away, Midna CHOP BLOCKS his legs out! Glutko drops down to his knees, and Midna runs to hit TWILIGHT SLEEP onto a chair!! The fans are thunderous, but then Lupay SUPERKICKS Midna! Harlequin goes up the ropes and uses the cage to tightrope walk towards the corner. Lupay whips Midna to a corner and runs in for a SPLASH! Lupay whips corner to corner but Midna reverses! Lupay stops short of being sent into the table, but Midna runs in! SPEAR through the table!! The fans lose their minds while Midna and Lupay are both down in the wreckage!
Meanwhile, Harlequin reaches the corner, takes aim at Scaly, but Scaly is up! Scaly grabs Harlequin by the neck again, has his thumb ready, and hits a GRENADE down through the table!! The fans lose their minds again and Scaly covers, but Cia AND Lana break it up!! The fans are thunderous because “This is Awesome!” Cia & Lana HAMMER away on Scaly, but Fin & Torbevito come back to go after them. Arrow Club mugs Cia & Lana 3v2, but then Midna rises from the broken table! She stands up so forcefully that part of the table is flung away! The fans fire up as Midna storms into the second ring!
Scaly storms up on Midna but she bobs ‘n’ weaves and ROCKS him with a forearm! And CHOPS him! Scaly takes another swing but Midna ducks it to BOOT Fin! Torbevito springboards, but Midna catches him! The fans fire up as Midna FALL AWAY SLAMS Torbevito, then kips up! Scaly runs back up, but Midna dodges again, and she SPEARS Scaly down! The fans are thunderous as Midna roars! Midna helps Lana up, and then she offers Cia a hand. The fans chant, “Take Her Hand! Take Her Hand!” Cia takes Midna’s hand! Midna helps Cia to her feet, and now the three coordinate as Fin sputters and sits up.
Midna smiles as she looks at Fin. She waves night-night, then runs and hits TWILIGHT SLEEP! Then Cia drags Fin up and Lana helps out to lift him up! MAGIC KILLER!! And now, Midna’s up top! TWISTED TWILIGHT!! Cover, MIDNA, CIA & LANA WIN!!
Winners: Midna, Cia & Lana, by pinfall (NEW HPW World Trios Champions)
Midna, Cia & Lana finally came together as a true team and finished things off! The three of them group hug in celebration, and then hold up the belts while victory pyro goes off! Midna also becomes a Triple Crown Champion through the Goddess, Death Mountain & Trios Championships! Will she, Cia & Lana be like the goddesses of legend and shape the landscape of Hyrule?
My Thoughts:
Alright, this wasn’t quite under the wire but there was pressure to get it done quickly because Termina Velocity is also coming up fast. I feel it mostly shows in the Blood & Thunder match. Also, I think I stumbled upon why they don’t do Triple Threat WarGames anymore. But that aside, the result decisions were easy this time, with Ganon of course winning with cheating because he has the huge faction behind him. The only thing now is, what does Kage do? He returned, he lost, what’s he to do title wise?
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Attitude Of Aggression Podcast & The Big Five Project (chronologically exploring WWE’s PPV/PLE history)
http://TheChairshot.com PRESENTS…IMMEDIATE POST WWE PLE REACTIONS w/ DJ(Mindless), Tunney(DWI) & Friends
Patrick O’Dowd’s 5X5
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Launched in 2017, the Chairshot Radio Network presents you with the best in sports, entertainment, and sports entertainment. Wrestling and wrestling crossover podcasts + the most interesting content + the most engaging hosts = the most entertaining podcasts you’ll find!
MONDAY - Bandwagon Nerds (entertainment & popular culture)
TUESDAY - Musical Chairs (music) / Hockey Talk (NHL)
WEDNESDAY - The Greg DeMarco Show (wrestling)
THURSDAY - Keeping the news ridiculous... The Oddity / Chairshot NFL (NFL)
FRIDAY - DWI Podcast (Drunk Wrestling Intellect)
SATURDAY - The Mindless Wrestling Podcast
SUNDAY - The Front and Center Sports Podcast
CHAIRSHOT RADIO NETWORK PODCAST SPECIALS
Attitude Of Aggression Podcast & The Big Five Project (chronologically exploring WWE's PPV/PLE history)
TheChairshot.com PRESENTS...IMMEDIATE POST WWE PLE REACTIONS w/ DJ(Mindless), Tunney(DWI) & Friends
Patrick O'Dowd's 5X5
Classic POD is WAR
Chairshot Radio Network Your home for the hardest hitting podcasts... Sports, Entertainment and Sports Entertainment!
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4 Corners Podcast: The Fabulous Finals
The NBA and Stanely Cup Finals near their respective conclusions. Dave and Pat break down the action and whether anything...
4 Corners Podcast: Serving Up A Classic
Patrick returns as he and Dave discuss the Stanley Cup Finals, the NBA Finals, Coco Gauff's epic triumph, and a...
4 Corners Podcast: The Rematch & The Rebuild
Dave and PC Tunney preview the NBA Finals and Stanley Cup Finals as the NBA and NHL reach the conclusion...
4 Corners Podcast: Blown Off Course
Dave and Tunney break down the Conference Finals in the NHL and NBA, discuss the NFL going to the Olympics,...
4 Corners Podcast: Bettor Late Than Never?
Dave, Patrick, and Tunney break down the NHL and NBA Playoffs and a pretty stunning decision from the MLB Commissioner's...
Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (6/20/25)
It's Electric!
Bandwagon Nerds #293: Father Figures
The Nerds review the latest trailers for Iron Heart and Superman. A Spaceballs sequel is now official and why are...
Bandwagon Nerds #292: Where’s Michael’s Guitar?
The first ever Movie Year Draft highlight's this week's Episode. Plus, the Trailer Park rolls on, as does the search...
Attitude Of Aggression #310- Unidentified History: The Battle of Los Angeles
Unidentified History returns as Dave recaps his visit to Contact in the Desert and the guys do a deep dive...
Bandwagon Nerds #291: Its Pronounced Tuh-Doom
The Nerds cover all the best trailers from Tudum, discuss DC- Marvel crossovers, and get concerned for the future of...
Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (6/20/25)
One step closer to the end!
DWI Podcast #479: Ron The Truth Simmons
Don't drink and drive, drink and podcast! Join AJ, DP and PC weekly for their thoughts on RAW, SmackDown and...
Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 6.19.25
Are we going to start trending upwards with Slammiversary to build toward?
Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (6/19/25)
Rumble, Bad Man, Rumble!
Mitchell’s WWE Evolve Results & Report! (6/18/25)
Can the BOAT Evolve?
Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (6/18/25)
Viva La AEW!
Babyface Heel Podcast: LOL Charlotte Wins… AGAIN!
Even when she's not wrestling, Charlotte Flair keeps winning! Greg and Patrick breakdown her latest winning comments!
Mitchell’s WWE NXT Results & Report! (6/17/25)
Trick'N Ain't Easy
Mitchell’s WWE Raw Results & Report! (6/16/25)
The last spots are on the line!
Mitchell’s NJPW Dominion Results & Report! (6/15/25)
Who leads the revolution?
