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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (2/14/22)
Everyone’s gonna love Round 2!
The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 26
HPW converges on Lanayru Heights for round two of the third Triforce Tournament! Will Hilda and Ravio be able to help each other make it to the finals?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Bracket of Power Semifinals: Death Sword VS Rosso; Rosso wins and advances.
- Bracket of Wisdom Semifinals: Hilda VS Garo Master; Hilda wins and advances.
- Bracket of Courage Semifinals: Ravio VS Cia; Ravio wins and advances.
- HPW Trios Championships #1 Contenders Match: Forged By Violence VS Ganondorf, Zant & Agahnim; Ganondorf, Zant & Agahnim win and will challenge The Desert Flowers for the titles.
- Bracket of Power Semifinals: Gomess VS Kage; Kage wins and advances.
- Bracket of Wisdom Semifinals: Midna VS Volga; Volga wins and advances.
- Bracket of Courage Semifinals: Gibdo VS Hollywood ReDead; ReDead wins and advances.
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HPW and HXS TV set the scene!
Dueling Peaks saw some incredible battles but that was just the first round! Things are looking to heat up with passion and aggression in the second! The uWo and Dark Forces both stand strong with all their members through to this point! Gomess collides with Kage and Hollywood ReDead collides with Gibdo, something’s gotta give on those team sweeps! Plus, with the way the cards were dealt, Hilda and Ravio are both through, but are back-to-back! Will they be able to get away with sneaky tactics like they have this whole time? Or will this be where their luck runs out? HPW Lanayru Heights starts now!
Bracket of Power Semifinals: Death Sword VS Rosso!
The first of the UnderWorld Order starts the second round, but against the rock hard Sage of Fire! Will Death Sword cut down a living legend? Or will Rosso be rolling into the next round?
The bell rings and fans fire up as the two titans stare down. Fans change to chants of “ROSSO! ROSSO!” as the two men tie up. Rosso wristlocks but Death Sword chinbars to a headlock. Death Sword grinds on the hold but Rosso powers out. Rosso follows then rolls to step and go perpendicular. Death Sword avoids a Pounce but Rosso deflects the discus boot. Rosso sends Death Sword to a corner but Death Sword goes up and over, only to get caught! Rosso carries Death Sword but Death Sword slips out and shoves Rosso. Death Sword clotheslines but Rosso runs through it! Rosso comes back to go UP and RANA! Fans are fired up from Rosso defying physics and physical attributes!
Death Sword shakes his head and snarls, but Rosso dodges his clothesline. Rosso swings but Death Sword dodges him. Death Sword dodges a leg lariat and runs the ropes, and the two collide shoulders! Neither falls so Death Sword tries again. They collide, still neither falls! Both men run now, they RAM into each other, and both men stagger all the way back to ropes, but they’re both still on their feet! Fans fire up more as the two stare down again. The two storm up on each other, Death Sword swings a haymaker but Rosso ducks under. Rosso blocks the back elbow and pushes Death Sword back.
Death Sword swings a forearm but Rosso blocks that, too. Rosso wrenches that arm to a wristlock, then lifts Death Sword with one arm! Death Sword fights free and CHOPS, but Rosso just snarls as he stays put! Rosso wrenches the arm again, whips Death Sword to ropes, then Rosso HURDLES him! But Death Sword comes back with a CYCLONE BOOT! Rosso bails out and Death Sword builds speed to FLY! But Rosso catches him!! Rosso suplexes but Death Sword slips out and CLUBS Rosso the back! Death Sword whips Rosso at the post, but Rosso stops himself short! Rosso elbows Death Sword back, swings a clothesline, but Death Sword blocks!
Death Sword wrenches, CHOPS, and BOOTS Rosso! Death Sword holds onto the wrist to drag Rosso back up, and reels him in. “TIME TO DIE!” Death Sword suplexes Rosso to SLAM him into the apron! Fans go nuts as Rosso falls to the floor! Death Sword drags Rosso back up and puts him in the ring. Death Sword stomps Rosso into a corner, then rains down elbows and fists! The ref counts, Death Sword lets off and he soaks up the heat from the fans. Fans rally up for Rosso as he crawls out of the corner, but Death Sword stomps and clubs him more. Rosso gets up but Death Sword ROCKS him with a right!
Death Sword reels Rosso in again but Rosso blocks the suplex. Rosso powers up to turn things around on Death Sword! Rosso throws big clubbing shots and Death Sword wobbles. Death Sword swings but Rosso ROCKS him! And again! Rosso runs, blocks a clothesline, and gives big body shots and elbows. Rosso scoops Death Sword for a BACKBREAKER, then stands Death Sword up for a GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Rosso keeps his cool, brings Death Sword up and fireman’s carries. Fans rally up but Death Sword fights free to RAM Rosso into a corner! Death Sword digs his shoulder in but lets off as the ref counts.
Death Sword runs corner to corner, but Rosso follows to SPLASH! Rosso whips Death Sword corner to corner, runs in, but into a CYCLONE BOOT! Death Sword drags Rosso to a drop zone, goes up top, for a CORKSCREW SENTON! Cover, TWO!! Death Sword defies physics, but Rosso still survives! Fans are fired up for “H P DUB! H P DUB!” Death Sword drags Rosso up, fireman’s carries, but Rosso fights free. Rosso ROCKS Death Sword with a forearm! Death Sword shakes his head, comes back and ROCKS Rosso! Rosso comes back with a point-blank LARIAT, but Death Sword stays up! Death Sword roars and LARIATS back, but Rosso also stays up!
Rosso CLUBS Death Sword, Death Sword ROCKS Rosso, Rosso back elbows! And JABS! Death Sword dodges the lariat and runs, but Rosso meets him for DOUBLE LARIATS! Both men finally fall and fans are going nuts again! They both slowly get up and lean against each other in order to stand up. Death Sword pushes Rosso and throws a back elbow, but Rosso blocks it! Rosso winds back a haymaker but Death Sword blocks that! Death Sword knees low, SMASHES Rosso off his knee, then DISCUS LARIATS Rosso down! Death Sword roars, stalks Rosso to ropes, and brings him to a corner. Rosso blocks buckle bump to give buckle bump!
Rosso goes up the corner but Death Sword gives him a heavy body shot! Death Sword brings Rosso off the top to bump off the buckle! And again, and again! Death Sword then fireman’s carries Rosso and climbs the corner! SUPER DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Death Sword crawls to the cover, TWO!!? Rosso survives and fans are thunderous! “This is Awesome!” but far from over! Rosso manages to stand but he wobbles a bit. Death Sword throws boxing elbows, backs Rosso into a corner and fires off windmilling forearms! Death Sword roars again, runs corner to corner, but into a POUNCE!! Death Sword is sent into buckles and fans go nuts again!
Rosso hobbles his way over but Death Sword slumps out of the ring. Rosso goes out and follows Death Sword to the announce desk. The ref starts a ring count, Death Sword leans against the desk and Rosso ROCKS him with a forearm! Death Sword staggers over to railings but Rosso directs him to around the desk! Rusl, Shad and Tela move aside, Rosso DOUBLE CHOPS Death Sword into sitting in one of the armchairs! Then Rosso DOUBLE CHOPS Death Sword out of the chair! Death Sword crawls his way back to the ring and gets in, but Rosso drags him back out. The ring count restarts, and now Death Sword BOOTS Rosso into sitting in the chair!
Death Sword gets space but he runs into a BOOT from Rosso! Death Sword staggers to the apron, and he UPPERCUTS Rosso into taking a seat again! Death Sword stands on the apron then SPRINGBOARD SWANTONS ONTO THE CHAIR!! They all topple over and fans lose their minds all over again! Death Sword staggers up, he drags Rosso off the chair and puts him in the ring. Death Sword slashes the throat, vowing to finish this, but Rosso fireman’s carries him! Death Sword fights with elbows until he slips off. ROUNDHOUSE! Death Sword choke grips, but Rosso slips out of the slam!
Rosso choke grips Death Sword! Death Sword CLUBS the arm down, choke grips Rosso back, CHOKE- Rosso flips through and lands on his feet?! POP-UP POWERBOMB!! But Death Sword sits right up!! Death Sword ducks Rosso’s boot, rolls him up, TWO! Death Sword runs into a POWERSLAM! Rosso runs to BIG SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Fans hope they “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this is just the opener!! Rosso drags Death Sword up, shoves him into a corner, then hoists Death Sword up. Rosso climbs up to join Death Sword, but Death Sword throws body shots. Death Sword then CLUBS Rosso and shoves him over the ropes!
Rosso tumbles down to the apron and then the floor! The ring count starts while Death Sword hops down. Rosso drags himself up at 5 of 10, so Death Sword drags him up the corner! Rosso HEADBUTTS Death Sword away! Rosso climbs up, but Death Sword BOOTS a leg out! Rosso gets stuck up on the top rope and Death Sword climbs up now. Death Sword gets Rosso up and clinches, SUPER BELLY2BELLY!! Fans are going nuts, Death Sword forces himself up and he staggers about! Death Sword comes back, drags Rosso up, tries a torture rack, but he can’t keep him up! Rosso CLOBBERS Death Sword! Fireman’s carry, LANDSLIDE!! Cover, Rosso wins!
Winner: Rosso, by pinfall (advances to the Bracket of Power finals)
What an epic! Rosso and Death Sword raised the bar, and in the end, the Sage of Fire stands tall! Will he be ready to crush whoever meets him in the bracket finals?
Bracket of Wisdom Semifinals: Hilda VS Garo Master!
Her Grace is without her lucky rabbit lackey, and hopefully none of his tricks are under the ring. Will she be able to actually win all on her own? Or will Garo Master avenge Master Kohga’s loss from last year?
The bell rings and the two circle. Fans chant for Garo, as even the Yiga are against Hilda given what she did last year. The two circle, they tie up, Hilda gets the headlock. Garo throws body shots, powers out, but Hilda pulls his mask! Hilda reels Garo back into the headlock and laughs, but Garo throws more body shots. Garo powers out, but Hilda holds ropes to stop herself. The two reset and circle again, Hilda shoots around to CLUB Garo on the back. Hilda goes after an arm but Garo rolls, handsprings and wrenches back. Hilda reaches out, Garo keeps her from the ropes and cranks the wristlock.
Hilda reaches out again, Garo whips her to a corner. Garo runs in, Hilda dodges, but Garo goes up the corner. Garo jumps to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Garo keeps on Hilda with a chinlock, Hilda endures, but Garo leans his weight on the hold. Hilda rolls and slips out to go for Garo’s arm again, but Garo rolls and gets the ropebreak. Hilda lets off quickly and fans cheer the technical exchange. Garo and Hilda reset again, approach, and tie up. Fans rally as the two go around, Garo puts Hilda against ropes and Hilda shouts for the ropebreak. The ref counts, Garo lets off, and Hilda ROCKS him with a cheap shot!
Fans boo as Hilda gets Garo for a headlock and takeover. Hilda traps Garo’s arm and grinds the headlock. Garo endures, rolls it to a cover, ONE and Hilda keeps the headlock. Hilda bops Garo in the head with palm strikes, but Garo rolls for another cover. ONE, they get up, Garo hits a BIG back suplex! Both of them are down and fans rally up. Garo goes to a corner and climbs up. He waits for Hilda to stand up, then leaps, missile dropkick! Garo hurries to get a cover, TWO! Hilda rolls away to the outside, but Garo builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit and Hilda is sent into railing! Fans fire up as Garo gets Hilda back in the ring.
Garo drags Hilda up, wrenches an arm and SIDE LEG SWEEP! Garo rolls back to get the leg hook clutch! TWO, and Hilda scrambles to a corner. Garo storms up after her but Hilda kicks out his legs! Hilda bumps Garo off the buckles, then again, and again, and again! Hilda runs side to side to BOOT WASH! Hilda drags Garo to a cover, TWO! Hilda grows frustrated and argues with the ref, but the ref defends that was a fair count. Hilda huffs and puffs as she drags Garo back up. She CLUBS Garo on the back, wrenches an arm and hammerlocks, but Garo RAMS her into a corner! Garo rolls back, runs back in and RAMS his shoulder in again.
The ref counts as Garo digs his shoulder in and Hilda CLUBS him on the back again. Garo lets off, CHOPS Hilda, and she leans against ropes as she gasps and sputters. Garo stands her up, whips her corner to corner but she reverses. Garo goes up and over to hit a BACKSTABBER! Garo hurries to cover, TWO! Hilda bails out while fans rally up. Garo aims and builds speed again, to DIVE, but Hilda sends him into the railing alone! Fans go nuts seeing Garo crash ‘n’ burn! Hilda drags Garo up and back into the ring. Hilda smirks as she covers, TWO!! Garo survives and Hilda is shocked! Hilda is fuming as she storms around the ring!
Fans rally up for Garo and Hilda tells them to shut up! Hilda drags Garo up but he’s dead weight. Hilda gets annoyed with him and she KICKS him in the side! Hilda stomps Garo’s arm to slam it on the mat! Garo clutches the arm but Hilda grabs it to stand on the hand. Hilda stomps away on Garo’s elbow! Fans boo as Hilda drops knees on the arm! Hilda pulls on the arm for a FUJIWARA ARMBAR! Garo endures, fans rally and he moves around. Hilda drops elbows onto Garo’s shoulder, but he still reaches out. Hilda drags him from ropes, WRINGS the arm out, then PENALTY KICKS the arm! Hilda then gets the arm, La Magistrol! TWO!
Hilda pounds the mat in frustration. She grabs at Garo’s arm again but he trips her and jackknifes! TWO and Hilda sunset flips. TWO and Garo has a prawn hold! TWO, back to the sunset, Garo rolls through, but Hilda ducks the buzzsaw! STANDING MARIPOSA! Cover, TWO!! The mask keeps Garo’s emotions from showing, but he just sits there so he must be frustrated. Garo drags Hilda to a drop zone and goes up the corner. Garo takes aim, FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Hilda survives, and did she low blow Garo at the same time?! Was that on purpose or what? Hilda drags Garo up, wrenches and hammerlocks, HER CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT! Cover, Hilda wins!
Winner: Hilda, by pinfall (advances to the Bracket of Wisdom finals)
Her Grace did it all one her own, right down to the controversy! Hilda returns to the final match in the Bracket of Wisdom, will she be the first two-time Triforce of Wisdom winner?
Hilda lingers at ringside, but the referees say she has to go to the back. She doesn’t understand, but it’s because Ravio is up next and they can’t have her trying to help him. Hilda protests and complains, and Ravio makes his way out without music. He also doesn’t understand why Hilda has to leave but the refs usher each of them along. Hilda makes a big fuss about it, and it takes both refs to get her moving up the ramp. Ravio uses this distraction to take something out from his waistband and puts it under the ring! Fans try to point it out but the ref just gets in the ring with Ravio. Did Hilda just give Ravio the assist he needs?
Bracket of Courage Semifinals: Ravio VS Cia!
Wizzro accompanies the Dark Sorceress in her entrance, but the ref wants him to go to the back. Wizzro says he will, after he does something. He looks under the ring, and finds what Ravio threw under there! Purple handcuffs! Cia asks, “Really? Really?” Ravio says he has no idea where those came from, but that’s hard to believe when they’re purple. Wizzro takes those away as he leaves and Ravio’s plan has been ruined. Does #Murusagi have more tricks he can pull out of his proverbial hat?
The bell rings, Ravio immediately goes to ropes for defense. Cia is annoyed and tells the ref to tell Ravio to get out from between the ropes. Ravio scoots along, half in and half out, from one corner to another. Cia goes after him anyway, but the ref counts. Cia lets off at 4 and shouts at Ravio. Ravio tells the ref to tell Cia to back up more. The ref has Cia take a few steps back and Ravio scoots back to the other corner. Cia rolls her eyes and waits with hands on her hips. Ravio finally steps out from between the ropes, Cia storms up, and he goes right back into the ropes. Cia kicks him, the ref backs her off, and Ravio fumbles out to the floor.
Ravio steadies himself and the ref wants Cia to stay back. The ring count starts but Cia is impatient and she goes out the side. Cia storms up around the way but Ravio runs away. Cia chases him around the next corner, Ravio gets in the ring and she slides in. Ravio keeps moving, Cia dodges his clothesline to come back and SHOTGUN dropkick! Cia hurries but Ravio bails back out. Cia is furious and she slides back out. She grabs Ravio but he spins things around to RAM her into the apron! Ravio pushes Cia into the ring, covers, and he has his legs on the rope! The ref sees that and stops the count! Ravio complains but the ref says he saw the feet on the ropes!
Cia rolls Ravio up! And pulls his tights! The ref sees that, too, and stops his count! Cia stops and argues with the ref now. Ravio waistlocks, pushes Cia to ropes to O’Conner Roll, with bridge! TWO, and Cia wants Ravio’s arm! Ravio scrambles around and gets the ropebreak! The ref counts, Cia lets off quickly and she stomps away! The ref counts again, Cia stops at 4 and Ravio clings to the bottom rope. Ravio slowly lets go and sits up, and Cia kicks him in the chest! Cia drags Ravio up, turns him around, NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO, but Cia keeps Ravio from crawling away by grabbing a leg. Cia then SMASHES the knee into the mat!
Cia drops into a toehold, Ravio scrambles around and gets the ropebreak before Cia can get the crossface. The ref counts, Cia SMASHES the knee again as she lets off. Ravio clutches the leg, Cia KICKS him in the chest! Cia drags Ravio back to center, drops a leg on the leg, then ties Ravio up in a DEATHLOCK! Ravio endures again, flails and backstrokes towards the ropes, ROPEBREAK! Cia holds on until 4, and she lets off in frustration. Ravio drags himself very, very slowly to the apron, and fans can’t help but laugh. Cia sighs and storms over, but Ravio flops to the floor. Cia steps onto the apron, but Ravio crawls under the ring!
Cia shouts, “Seriously?” She looks under the apron skirt but Ravio isn’t there anymore. She goes to one of the other sides, looks under the ring, but still no Ravio. She hurries to the ramp side, and she finds purple bunny ears sticking out! Cia grabs the ears and drags out just a head?! She freaks out and drops it, but then realizes it’s just a mannequin head wearing a Ravio mask. Cia’s annoyed again, and Ravio is creeping up onto the apron! Cia turns around and Ravio CANNONBALLS! Direct hit! Ravio gets up, takes a bow, and then picks up the fake Ravio head to give it a kiss on the cheek. The ring count is 5 of 10 and Ravio gets back in the ring.
Cia flounders as the ring count reaches 7. She stands, gets in at 9, and Ravio runs in to hit a ROLLING NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Ravio freaks out and hurries to aim from behind Cia. Ravio runs in, but Cia jumps up to PELE Ravio down! Both of them are down and fans fire up! Ravio and Cia slowly rise, Cia grabs Ravio but he hits a JAWBREAKER! Ravio reels Cia in for a facelock and fisherman, but Cia fights the suplex to inside cradle! TWO, Ravio goes to a corner! Cia runs in, DOUBLE KNEES! Ravio sits down, Cia runs corner to corner, METEORA! Cia drags Ravio to a cover, TWO!! Ravio survives and Cia is furious!
Cia paces around and waits for Ravio to get up. Ravio hobbles, BACK- NO! Ravio’s leg gives out and it disrupts the backstabber! Cia is frustrated again and she kicks at Ravio from the mat. Ravio hobbles to ropes, Cia storms up to him, BACKS- Still no! Ravio holds ropes this time to deny the backstabber! Cia flounders, POINT BLANK RABBIT KNEES!! Cover, Ravio wins!!
Winner: Ravio, by pinfall (advances to the Bracket of Courage finals)
The irony! The damage done to Ravio’s legs somehow saves him from Cia’s Black Magic! But with how lucky he got here, will Ravio’s luck run out in the battle for the Triforce of Courage?
HPW Trios Championships #1 Contenders Match: Forged By Violence VS Ganondorf & ???
Iron Knuckle and the Dark Nuts called the Gerudo Ace out, and he accepted the challenge! Management raised the stakes, and now one team is going to earn a golden ticket in this match. But who is standing with Ganondorf? Why, it’s Zant and Agahnim! Will these pawns help Ganondorf head for the Desert Flowers? Or will Forged By Violence make their way back to the titles that brought them together?
The trios sort out and though Ganondorf wants Iron Knuckle to start, Red Nut steps up for FBV. They circle, Blue Nut swipes at Ganondorf, and that distracts him so Red Nut and CLOBBER Ganondorf from behind. Red Nut stomps Ganondorf at the ropes as fans boo, the ref counts and Red Nut lets off to tag Blue Nut. The Dark Nuts get Ganondorf up to double whip and double shoulder tackle! Cover, TWO! Blue Nut clamps on a chinlock and keeps Ganondorf down. Fans rally and duel, Ganondorf fights up, but Blue Nut pulls his hair to keep him down! The ref reprimands, fans boo, but Blue Nut leans weight on the hold.
Ganondorf endures, fights up again, and he throws body shots. Blue Nut knees low, whips Ganondorf to ropes, but Ganondorf kicks the back drop away. Ganondorf whips Blue Nut to ropes for a SPINEBUSTER! High stack cover, TWO! Ganondorf drags Blue Nut to an open corner, stands Blue Nut up and RAMS his shoulder in. Ganondorf digs his shoulder in, the ref counts and Ganondorf lets off at 4. Ganondorf runs corner to corner to SPLASH! Ganondorf reels Blue Nut in for a short arm LARIAT! Fans fire up with Ganondorf, and he drags Blue Nut up. Ganondorf underhooks the arms, but Blue Nut RAMS Ganondorf into the FBV corner.
Red Nut tags back in, Blue Nut digs his shoulder in and Red Nut runs in to forearm smash! Red Nut snapmares Ganondorf to run, but Zant holds the ropes down! Red Nut tumbles out, the ref reprimands, but Ganondorf gets up and builds speed to FLY! Direct hit onto Red Nut at the ramp! Fans fire up more as Ganondorf puts Red Nut back in the ring. Ganondorf gets in, but Zant tags himself in! Ganondorf is upset with Zant but the ref counts. Ganondorf exits, Zant drags Red Nut up to throw forearms. Red Nut ROCKS Zant with one in return! Red Nut waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX! Zant goes flying and Ganondorf groans.
Red Nut storms over to drag Zant back up. Red Nut tags Blue Nut, Red Nut whips Zant and scoops him, Blue Nut adds on for a BACK SUPLEX NECKBREAKER! Blue Nut covers, TWO! Blue Nut drags Zant to the FBV corner, stomps a mudhole into him, then tags Red Nut. Red Nut stomps a mudhole into Zant, then tags in Iron Knuckle! Ganondorf snarls and Knuckle taunts him, then Knuckle drags Zant up to scoop him, carry him around while he gloats, and SLAMS Zant down. Knuckle drops a SENTON! Cover, TWO! Knuckle stares Ganondorf down, then flips him off! The ref has to keep Ganondorf back as Knuckle drags Zant to the FBV corner.
Knuckle stomps away on Zant, the Dark Nuts get their shots in, but the ref misses all that as he tells Ganondorf to stand down. Ganondorf finally does go back to his corner, Knuckle stands Zant up and tags Blue Nut. Blue Nut tags Red Nut, Blue Nut scoop SLAMS Zant down! Red Nut scoops Blue Nut to SLAM him onto Zant! Red Nut covers, TWO! Red Nut drags Zant up, Zant pushes him away and hurries for his corner! Red Nut gets a leg and anchors Zant! Fans rally as Zant reaches out but Red Nut drags him away. Tag back to Blue Nut and Blue Nut stomps Zant down. Blue Nut drags Zant by his leg and tags in Knuckle.
Knuckle stomps Zant, Blue Nut slips out before the ref counts 4, and Knuckle drags Zant up. Knuckle makes Zant hold his hand out, daring Ganondorf to try and tag in. Then Knuckle wrenches that arm, RAMS his shoulder into Zant’s shoulder, then reels Zant in for a BACK DROP! Zant tumbles back to the FBV corner, and Knuckle sucker punches Ganondorf! Agahnim protests but Knuckle goes back to Zant. Knuckle brings Zant up, but Zant breaks free and throat chops! Knuckle staggers back, Zant crawls over, Red Nut tags in and CLOBBERS Zant before he can reach Agahnim! Red Nut drags Zant back by his leg, but Zant kicks him away!
Blue Nut tags in, Ganondorf storms around the way to go after Knuckle! The ref shouts at Ganondorf to stand down as Blue Nut gets Zant’s legs. Zant kicks Blue Nut away, and tags in Agahnim! But the ref was too busy with Ganondorf, he didn’t see it! He wants Agahnim to go back to the corner! Fans boo and Blue Nut drags Zant back towards the FBV corner. Ganondorf gets in behind the ref’s back to BLAST Red Nut and Knuckle off the corner! Blue Nut goes after Ganondorf but Ganondorf HEADBUTTS him back! Zant LOW BLOWS Blue Nut from behind! Roll up, TWO!! Blue Nut survives and Zant can’t believe it!
Knuckle drags Ganondorf out of the ring! Knuckle RAMS Ganondorf into railing! Blue Nut crawls, Zant hurries to his corner, hot tags to Agahnim and Red Nut! Now Agahnim is legal, and he fires off haymakers on Red Nut! Agahnim spins, but into a forearm from Red Nut! Red Nut fireman’s carries, but Agahnim slips off and LARIATS Red Nut in the back! Red Nut staggers, Agahnim runs, BLOCKBUSTER! Agahnim fires up and fans actually fire up with him! Agahnim drags Red Nut up in a facelock, suplexes, but Blue Nut gets in to save Red Nut. The ref reprimands but the Dark Nuts DOUBLE LARIAT Agahnim down!
Red Nut tags Blue Nut in, then Blue Nut tags Knuckle. Knuckle drags Agahnim up and shouts, “NOW! You must DIE!” Knuckle feeds Agahnim to the Dark Nuts then runs, but Ganondorf holds the ropes down! Knuckle takes a tumble and Agahnim fights to turn double spinebuster into DOUBLE DDT! Agahnim hurries, hot tag to Zant! Zant gets in to fire off palm strikes over and over, back and forth on each Dark Nut! Zant kicks, Red Nut blocks, Red Nut ducks and the ENZIGURI hits Blue Nut! Zant slides under Red Nut, leap frogs over him and runs, Ganondorf tags in as Zant FLIES onto Knuckle!
Fans fire up as Ganondorf BOOTS Red Nut down! Zant and Agahnim get Knuckle in and Ganondorf drags him up. “NOW, you must die!” Ganondorf kicks low, underhooks the arms, DEMISE!! Cover, Ganondorf and team wins!
Winners: Ganondorf, Zant & Agahnim, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contenders to the HPW Trios Championships)
The Gerudo Ace and his cronies come out on top! Will they continue from here to take the titles off of the Desert Flowers?
Bracket of Power Semifinals: Gomess VS Kage!
The uWo’s Death Sword failed against Rosso, but what of the other wrestling reaper? Will he turn the tide? Or will he be lost in the shadows as Kage leaves him behind?
The bell rings and fans rally up already! “Let’s Go, Kage!” “Kage Sucks!” The two stare down, slowly approach, and the two snarl. Gomess shoves Kage, pie faces him, then smirks. Kage fires off forearms, and CHOPS! And CHOPS! Gomess eggs him on, then throws a heavy body shot! Gomess SLAPS Kage to a corner, CHOPS him then stomps away on him! Referee Tiger Sahasrahla counts, Gomess lets off at 4 to stand Kage up. Gomess ROCKS Kage with a haymaker but Kage hits back. Gomess ROCKS Kage again and eggs him on. Kage throws a forearm, Gomess just sneers and ROCKS Kage again!
Gomess eggs Kage on as he wobbles to the ropes. Gomess brings Kage up, but Kage CHOPS! Gomess CHOPS back! Gomess runs, but into Kage’s RANA! Gomess goes out of the ring, fans fire up and Kage roars. Kage builds speed, but Gomess gets in to BOOT Kage down! Gomess sees Kage go to the apron and storms over. Gomess drags Kage up the ropes, throws a haymaker, and Kage holds onto ropes! Kage hits back but Gomess ROCKS Kage. Kage hits Gomess, and again, and again! But Gomess gets Kage for a HANGING ARMBAR! Sahasrahla counts, Gomess lets Kage go at 4 to then go out and PENALTY KICK him from the apron!
Gomess looms over Kage and stalks him to the railing. Gomess brings Kage up, throws knees, then whips Kage at railing. Kage stops himself to mule kick back, then hops up onto the railing, only for Gomess to kick the railing out! Kage crashes down, and Gomess laces Kage’s legs through the gaps! Sahasrahla reprimands as Gomess pulls on a HALF CRAB through the railing! Gomess lets off as Sahasrahla counts, and Suzuki confiscates a chair from the timekeeper! Sahasrahla takes that from Gomess, so Gomess throws Kage over the railing! Gomess drags Kage along, deeper into the stands! Fans get an even closer look as Gomess RAMS Kage into girders!
Kage writhes, Sahasrahla stops Gomess from using a chair again, but Kage hits Gomess with a trash barrel! And again! Kage stomps Gomess into the trash that spilled out! Kage hobbles his way back to ringside as the ring count climbs, and he gets in at 5 of 10. Fans rally up as Gomess rushes in, with a chair! Kage dodges the chair shot to POLISH HAMMER! And POLISH HAMMER again! Gomess ducks the third, kicks and whips but Kage reverses to fireman’s carry! ROLLING SENTON! Kage hobbles to the corner, goes up to the second rope, MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up, “Let’s Go, Kage!” “He Still Sucks!”
Kage gets up, throws haymakers on Gomess, but Gomess kicks the bad leg. Kage kicks back, CHOPS, but Gomess just grins! Kage CHOPS again, Gomess throws more body shots. Gomess and Kage each pull at each other’s hair, Gomess throws body shots as Sahasrahla reprimands. Gomess whips, Kage gets around and keeps moving, but Gomess follows to shoot around! SLEEPER, but Kage snapmares free! Kage hurries to suplex, FALCON ARROW! Kage again uses a move Link uses as his own! Fans fire up as both men are down, and Gomess gets to ropes. Kage copies Link drawing the sword!
Kage runs in, MASTER SWORD to Sahasrahla!! Gomess used the ref as a shield! Fans freak out, Gomess goes after Kage but Kage MASTER SWORDS him down! But with no ref, there’s no one to count the pin! Death Sword rushes out to the ring! Kage DECKS him off the apron! Hollywood ReDead rushes out, but Gibdo appears and stands in his path! They stare down, but ReDead backs down! Kage goes back for Gomess, but walks into an UPPERCUT! Death Sword gets in, choke grip, CHOKE SLAM! Wizzro rushes in, but Death Sword BOOTS him down! Gibdo sees what happened and ReDead CLOBBERS Gibdo from behind!
ReDead gets in the ring and the uWo now stomps away on Wizzro! Cia and Volga rush out now! Cia helps Gibdo up, Volga springboards in to FLYING KNEE ReDead! Death Sword swings on Volga, but Volga dodges and SUPERKICKS Death Sword down! The Dark Forces regroup and they get the uWo out of the ring! Kage and Gomess get up slowly, Kage climbs up the corner, and aims at the cluster! SUPER CROSSBODY!! Kage wipes out the uWo and the fans are thunderous! Gibdo and Wizzro cheer Kage on as he returns to the ring. The Dark Forces get the uWo up the ramp, Gomess staggers up as Kage climbs. Kage leaps, into another UPPERCUT!
Gomess gets the legs, SAND CRAB! Gomess has both legs, Kage crawls, reaches out, but Gomess sits deep! Kage endures, fans fire up, and Kage keeps fighting his way forward! Gomess drags him away, shifts and focuses on a HALF SAND CRAB! Kage endures, fights to turn things over, but Gomess fights to keep him down! Kage claws his way to the ROPEBREAK! Gomess lets go in frustration and fans duel as hard as ever! Gomess stalks Kage, pushes him around and taunts him. Kage’s only getting angrier for it! Gomess kicks Kage, so Kage CHOPS back! And CHOPS again! Gomess ROCKS Kage with a forearm!
Kage staggers, Gomess eggs him on. Kage comes back to fire forearm after forearm, but Gomess ROCKS him again! Kage CHOPS, forearms, and repeat! Gomess throws more body shots, but Kage blocks the haymakers. Gomess gets around to a SLEEPER, but Kage powers out with a BIG back suplex! Gomess roars as he gets back up and he BOOTS Kage! Kage roars and he BOOTS Gomess back! Kage clutches his legs, Gomess kicks them out! Gomess slashes his throat, vowing to end this! Gomess drags Kage back up, but Kage SLAPS him! Gomess just glares at Kage, but now Kage eggs Gomess on! Gomess fires off fast hands!
Kage counter punches, but Gomess ROCKS Kage again! MASTER SWORD! Kage gets around, full nelson, DRAGON SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Fans are thunderous again as Kage gets back up. Kage brings Gomess up and around, Electric Chair Lift?! But Gomess slips off to drop toehold! HALF CRAB! Kage fights to get back up, Gomess tries an ANKLE LOCK! Kage hops around on his good leg, but Gomess reels him in for the SLEEPER! Kage makes Gomess a backpack for a SENTON! Kage sputters, but he’s still fuming. But Gomess sits up! SLEEPER!! Gomess leans all his weight on Kage, but Kage still endures!
Kage fights up, reaches out, but he’s fading! Sahasrahla checks on Kage, the arm drops once. Gomess turns Kage around, goes to gut wrench, but Kage fights that off! Kage tries to back drop but Gomess fights against the lift. Gomess KNEES Kage, runs, but into a MASTER SWORD! Kage gets moving, but he runs into a DROPKICK from Gomess! Both men are down and fans are still fired up! Gomess roars and gets up, and he brings Kage up. Kage kicks, Gomess blocks, ENZIGURI! MASTER SWORD!! Cover, TWO!! Kage is shocked and furious, but he watches Gomess slowly rise as fans rally up again.
Gomess is on the ropes, Kage brings him up, POISON-RANA! It wasn’t the cleanest given Kage’s bad legs, but it still hit! Gomess and Kage rise, MASTER SWORD! Kage runs, MASTER SWORD! Kage gets Gomess up, Electric Chair Lift, FOLDING DRIVER!! Cover, Kage wins!!
Winner: Kage, by pinfall (advances to the Bracket of Power finals)
What a powerful victory from the Hero’s Shadow! Will Kage be able to bring this same level of intensity to Death Sword in the next round?
Bracket of Wisdom Semifinals: Midna VS Volga!
Though small and impish again, the Twilight Princess defeated the Wooden Idol. Meanwhile, the Twisted Sorcerer helped the Dragon Knight get one over the Artist known as Yuga. However, after what we just saw, will the Dark Forces be kept out of the equation? Or will they find a way to keep the momentum going?
The bell rings and fans rally up for Midna. Midna and Volga circle, and Volga laughs as he makes fun of Midna’s height. Midna kicks Volga in the shin! Volga hops on one foot as the fans laugh at him. Volga kicks but Midna blocks and throws Volga down! Midna runs but Volga avoids the basement dropkick. Midna avoids Volga’s elbow drop and the two stand off. Fans cheer as the two circle again. They tie up, Volga headlocks but Midna’s so short, she just pops out the back. Midna ROCKS Volga with a forearm to the back, then she jumps up to get a headlock on Volga. Volga powers out and runs Midna over with a shoulder!
Volga runs, Midna stays low then jumps, but Volga catches her! Volga pops Midna around to a fireman’s carry, but Midna wiggles and fights free to ROCK Volga in the back again. Midna body scissors to sunset flip, TWO! Volga sits on the cover, TWO and Midna rolls Volga back, and drops a SENTON on his lower back! Midna pushes Volga to a cover, TWO! Volga gets to a corner, Midna stomps him down. The ref counts, Midna stops at 4 to go up and SWINGING DROPKICK! Midna runs corner to corner and comes back, but into a SHOTGUN dropkick from Volga! Cover, TWO! Volga hurries to get Midna up and bump her off buckles.
Volga stomps away on Midna but lets off as the ref counts 4. Volga whips Midna corner to corner hard and she bounces off buckles! Midna staggers up, into another SHOTGUN dropkick! Cover, TWO! Volga stomps Midna into the corner, then digs his boots in. Fans boo, the ref counts, Volga lets off at 4. Volga drags Midna up and whips her corner to corner again. Midna hits buckles, Volga runs in, but Midna avoids the dropkick! Midna drops another SENTON! Fans rally up as Midna gets up and she stomps Volga, focusing on the lower back. Midna drags Volga to a drop zone then goes up the corner. But Volga CLUBS Midna as she reaches the top.
Volga drags Midna off the corner for a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Volga keeps Midna down with a chinlock but fans rally up. Midna fights up but Volga leans more of his weight on her. Midna still fights to get up, she reaches back to grab Volga’s head, JAWBREAKER! Volga lets go, checks his chin, and Midna runs. CROSSBODY! Midna bounces off the cover, but she keeps going, and she drops another SENTON! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up, Midna waits on Volga to get up. Midna stalks Volga to ropes and CLUBS him in the back and gets him into a corner. She RAMS a shoulder into his back and again. The ref counts, Midna lets off to CLUB Volga in the back again.
Volga hobbles along the ropes, Midna CHOP BLOCKS his leg! Volga goes down, Midna stands on his lower back and stomps him more. They’re in the ropes so the ref counts, and Midna lets off at 4 with a DOUBLE STOMP! Volga writhes, Midna turns him over and steps on Volga’s chest to go to the ropes and the apron. Midna climbs up the ropes, slingshots, but onto Volga’s BOOTS! Cover, TWO! Volga would be more frustrated but he clutches his back. Volga stomps Midna, clutches his back again, then stomps her more. Fans boo as Volga drags Midna up. Volga throws her out of the ring, then takes a moment to breathe deeply.
Volga goes out after Midna, and he whips her hard into railing! Volga takes a moment to stretch out his back, then he fetches Midna. The ring count is 5 of 10 as Volga puts Midna in. Volga goes up the steel steps to get in the ring, and he stomps Midna more. Volga drags Midna up, throws forearms, then spins, only for Midna to get under the rolling elbow. Midna kicks low, hops onto Volga’s back, CODE RED! Cover, TWO!! Volga survives but he clutches his back as he rolls out of the ring. Midna goes to the apron, Volga goes around the way, so Midna climbs up the corner. Midna shouts at him and he looks up as she SUPER CROSSBODIES!! Direct hit and down goes Volga!
Fans fire up as Midna gets up, and she’s all fired up, too! But then Ghirahim appears on stage! Fans boo as he mocks Midna with the Fused Shadow. “Look at me! I’m Midna! I’m the princess of another dimension! Follow me on some stupid social media thing! Tee hee hee.” Midna wants to go after Ghirahim but the ring count is already 7 of 10. Volga’s already in the ring so Midna hurries in. Midna avoids the Burning Stomp! Midna runs and tilt-o-whirls to headscissor Volga into a corner! Midna runs corner to corner to BRONCO BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Midna drags Volga back to a drop zone and hurries up top.
But Ghirahim goes down towards ringside! The ref tells Ghirahim to stay back, Ghirahim continues to mock Midna, and Volga gets Midna in an Electric Chair Lift! ELECTRIC CHAIR SLAM! Volga hobbles up, runs, BURNING STOMP!! Volga wins!!
Winner: Volga, by pinfall (advances to the Bracket of Wisdom finals)
The Living Blade screws over the Twilight Princess! Kage is going to the Power finals, Volga is going to the Wisdom finals! Will the Dark Forces make it three for three?
Bracket of Courage Semifinals: Gibdo VS Hollywood ReDead!
Once allies in the Dark Forces, but now bitter enemies, #DatGibdo and “The Immortal Renegade” face off in the main event of this event! The factions have faced off already tonight, and now there seems to be a ringside ban on everyone outside of these two! Who wins this spooky, scary, and highly anticipated grudge match?
ReDead and Gibdo want after each other before the bell but Tiger Sahasrahla is just able to keep them apart. The bell rings, the two circle slowly, with Gibdo staying at center but ReDead going along the ropes. The fans are fired up as the two tie up. Gibdo shoves ReDead to a corner! Gibdo then runs in, but ReDead dodges and Gibdo hits buckles. Gibdo shrugs it off and stares ReDead down. They circle again, Gibdo again staying at center. They tie up again, ReDead has the headlock and he grinds it down. Gibdo pulls at ReDead’s bandages, powers out of the headlock, but ReDead ducks and dodges, only to get run over by a shoulder!
Fans rally for Gibdo as ReDead bails out of the ring in frustration. ReDead paces and Gibdo dares him to get back in the ring. ReDead takes his time returning, and they tie up. Gibdo gets a choke grip! Gibdo backs ReDead into a corner and the ref reprimands! The ref counts, Gibdo holds until 4, then he ROCKS ReDead with an uppercut! And another uppercut! And a third! ReDead sputters, Gibdo rakes his face while holding him against ropes. ReDead staggers, into another UPPERCUT! ReDead falls, flounders, and wants mercy. Gibdo just chokes him on the ropes! Sahasrahla counts, Gibdo lets off at 4.
ReDead flops down, Gibdo then stands on ReDead at the ropes! Sahasrahla reprimands and counts again, and Gibdo again lets off at 4. Gibdo drags ReDead up to ROCK him with a right, then scoop him for a SLAM! Gibdo lines up a shot, runs in, but ReDead avoids the elbow drop! ReDead fires off haymakers, whips, and runs to LARIAT! Gibdo stays up! ReDead hurries to lift Gibdo but Gibdo CLUBS free! ReDead kicks, rakes Gibdo’s eyes, then whips him to ropes. LARIAT, Gibdo staggers, so ReDead fires off CHOPS and forearms! ReDead bumps Gibdo off buckles, then off more buckles! ReDead throws haymakers and Gibdo wobbles.
ReDead runs, and he clotheslines Gibdo out of the ring! But Gibdo lands on his feet! Gibdo drags ReDead out of the ring, CLUBS him, then SMACKS him off steel steps! ReDead wobbles, the ring count is climbing, so Gibdo gets in. Gibdo waits for ReDead to get in, and he stomps away! Gibdo CHOKES ReDead on the mat, but lets off as Sahasrahla counts 4. Fans are fired up as Gibdo watches ReDead sputter and drag himself up the ropes. Gibdo storms over to throw another UPPERCUT! ReDead flounders about, Gibdo chokes him on the ropes again! Sahasrahla counts, Gibdo stops at 4 again. Gibdo looms over ReDead as fans rally up!
Gibdo stands ReDead up for an IRON CLAW on his face! ReDead endures the clamping hand on his head, and he’s fading! Gibdo brings ReDead down to the mat for a cover, TWO!! ReDead just gets an arm up, but Gibdo pushes him back down. TWO as ReDead gets the other arm up. Gibdo uses his knee to keep ReDead down now, TWO as ReDead manages to bridge! Gibdo keeps the Iron Claw on, but ReDead keeps his shoulders off by turning to his side. ReDead kicks and flails to get up, but Gibdo dribbles ReDead off the mat! ReDead is fading, Sahasrahla checks on him, but ReDead gets a second wind! Fans boo but ReDead pries free!
ReDead kicks Gibdo do again and again, then SNAPS the fingers! Gibdo clutches his hand, ReDead RAMS him with shoulders! And again! Gibdo rebounds to FLYING LARIAT! Both men are down, but Gibdo sits up! Gibdo looms over ReDead again, drags him up and scoops him into the gut wrench, ReDead slips out! ReDead still knows his old tag partner well! ReDead rakes Gibdo’s eyes, scoops him and SLAMS him down! Gibdo gets up, ReDead BOOTS him, and Gibdo goes to a corner. ReDead runs in, but Gibdo dodges and now ReDead hits buckles! Gibdo fires off haymakers and stomps then whips corner to corner.
ReDead reverses the whip, runs in, but into Gibdo’s BOOT! Gibdo wrenches, whips, but ReDead LARIATS! Gibdo finally falls, but he sits back up! Gibdo kicks low, throws more haymakers, but ReDead kicks low in return. ReDead whips, Gibdo dodges but ReDead scoops him! ReDead RAMS Gibdo into a corner and ties him up in a Tree of Woe! Gibdo’s so tall he’s not really in the Tree, so ReDead just stomps Gibdo down. Sahasrahla counts, ReDead gets in his face about it. Now ReDead chokes Gibdo! Sahasrahla counts, ReDead lets off, but ReDead stands Gibdo up to ROCK him with a right! And another!
ReDead whips Gibdo corner to corner hard, then whips him back the other way, before the corner clothesline! ReDead stomps Gibdo, and he shouts, “You should’ve listened to me when you had the chance!” ReDead drags Gibdo up and hangs him out to dry on the ropes! ReDead CLUBS away on Gibdo, then goes up the corner! FLYING LARIAT knocks Gibdo to the floor! Gibdo flounders up to his feet, fans are thunderous! Gibdo gets in but ReDead is on him with haymakers! ReDead fires off, shouting “You’re nothing to the Dark Forces! And now you’re nothing to the UnderWorld Order!” ReDead ROCKS Gibdo again!
ReDead chokes Gibdo, but Gibdo chokes ReDead back! These two must really hate each other! The ref counts, both men let off, and Gibdo kicks low. ReDead throws knees, whips, but Gibdo ducks and dodges, and goes up!? Gibdo manages to RANA ReDead!! ReDead staggers up, Gibdo and ReDead DOUBLE BOOT! Both men are down and fans are thunderous! ReDead roars as he sits up, and he kicks Gibdo while they’re both on the mat. ReDead kicks Gibdo to the ropes then out of the ring. Gibdo staggers, ReDead stalks behind him. ReDead scoops Gibdo to SNAKE EYES Gibdo off railing!
Gibdo flounders, ReDead hauls him up, and he SMACKS Gibdo off steps! ReDead pulls the steps apart! Sahasrahla tells ReDead not to, but Gibdo blocks the stair attack! The two of them struggle, they end up throwing the steps against the ring ropes, and both get clear of getting hit on the return. ReDead BOOTS Gibdo, then SMACKS Gibdo off the base steps. ReDead gets the top steps back, for a VICE scenario! Gibdo clutches his ribs but ReDead kicks him to the floor. Sahasrahla reprimands, ReDead refreshes the count and stomps away on Gibdo. ReDead drags Gibdo up onto the apron, goes in, and suplexes him in!
ReDead stomps Gibdo to a corner, chokes him, but lets off as Sahasrahla counts 4. ReDead throws down hands, Gibdo shoves ReDead away but ReDead whips him corner to corner. Gibdo bounces off buckles, but he comes back! DOUBLE LARIATS collide, but neither man falls! Gibdo runs, he ducks and dodges ReDead, but ReDead choke grips for a CHOKE SLAM! Cover, TWO! ReDead is furious but he clamps on with a chinlock. Fans rally up as Gibdo endures. Gibdo fights up, but ReDead squeezes tighter and brings Gibdo down. ReDead wants the ref to ask Gibdo if he gives up, but Gibdo kicks and fights his way up!
Gibdo throws body shots, gets free and fires off, then UPPERCUTS! ReDead comes back with a LARIAT! ReDead snarls, runs, DEAD LEG!! Cover, TWO!?!? Gibdo survives ReDead’s leg drop and no one can believe it! ReDead hammers away on Gibdo, then clamps on a SLEEPER! Gibdo fights up, reaches out, ReDead shifts to a headlock. Gibdo turns that into a back suplex that puts ReDead on the apron! Both men are down, fans rally up, and as ReDead stands on the apron, Gibdo fires off hands from the other side. Gibdo BOOTS ReDead down! And then Gibdo builds speed! Gibdo FLIES, but ReDead SLAMS him into the announce desk!
Fans are losing their minds as both men are down in the wreckage! ReDead gets up first, and he SLAMS pieces of the desk onto Gibdo! ReDead goes back to the ring and shouts, “IIIIII’M THE MAAAAAN!” Fans boo as hard as they have all day, but then ReDead goes back out to fetch Gibdo. ReDead goes up top, waits for Gibdo to stand, FLYING LARIAT! Cover, TWO?!?!? How are these two doing this?! ReDead throws hands on Gibdo in frustration, over and over against ropes an din the corner! Sahasrahla wants ReDead to stop but Gibdo hits back! They throw haymakers back and forth, fast and furious, and fans are going nuts!
Gibdo gets the edge, whips but ReDead reverses. Gibdo dodges, scoops, but ReDead turns it around to TOMBSTONE!!! Cover, TWO!!??! HOW?!?! ReDead is furious, he POSTS Gibdo! Then he fires off more hands! Gibdo manages to hit back! Gibdo ROCKS ReDead and ReDead staggers about, but ReDead comes back to ROCK Gibdo and Gibdo staggers about! Gibdo BOOTS, ReDead rebounds, Gibdo avoids ReDead’s boot! Choke grip, CHOKE SLAM!! Gibdo roars, he scoops ReDead, TOMBSTONE!!! But Gibdo doesn’t cover, he runs and steals DEAD LEG!! Cover, but the lights go out!!??
When the lights come back, ReDead has Gibdo in a SLEEPER! Sasharahla can’t do anything about what happened, and he checks on Gibdo. Gibdo is fading, ReDead SLAMS Gibdo down! ReDead runs, DEAD LEG!!! Cover, ReDead wins!!
Winner: Hollywood ReDead, by pinfall (advances to the Bracket of Courage finals)
This has to be the uWo’s doing! They can’t be ringside, so they screw Gibdo over from backstage! But they make sure the Dark Forces only has two members into the finals. Will the uWo prove even more devious than Ravio? Or will #Murusagi be able to survive the horrors of the underworld?
My Thoughts:
Woo, a real wild event here. But outside of Rosso, I surprised myself that all Heels went over. Or at least Tweeners, depending on how characters like Ravio or Kage would be received by a real crowd. But I do like the rivalry of Dark Froces and UnderWorld Order escalating through the tournament. And kudos to anyone who recognizes the match references made in some of the matches. I feel like it’s going to be hard for me to follow these up in the bracket finals in March.
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HyruleMania 5 approaches, and Kevin Gibdo must defend the Million Rupee Championship against Majora, who has something “special” in mind…
The Wrestling Roulette is spinning.
The wheel sits in a dark room, and the moon is visible through a round window. Majora says, “The moon goes through phases. It shows us different faces. The tides ebb and flow, going high and low, and put us through our paces. You think you can keep gambling? You think you can keep winning? You think you can survive as the wheel keeps spinning? Then let it go round ‘n’ round, round after round, and we’ll see who falls to the ground.” The wheel stops spinning, and lands on SPINNER’S CHOICE! Majora then busts through the wheel and gets right in the camera!
“Luck? Chance? Fate? Order? Chaos? W̸͉͚̫͎͎̎͗H̵͈̼̾̈́͋̅̆O̶͕̱͌͐͆̕ ̵̼̪̔̐̿̽C̶̭̫̉͘A̵̦̔̀̊͑͘Ŗ̸̡͓̘̀Ë̶̟͍̞̗́͒̀́͘͜Ş̵͎̩̹̈́͋̚͜?! What matters is victory and defeat! Controlling what you can control! And I swear that no matter what the wheel gives us, I will take that title from you! I use Spinner’s Choice to declare… MOON MADNESS!! Every three minutes, the wheel will spin and CHANGE match! Could you imagine the possibilities?! It makes my head spin!” And then his head spins!! Majora laughs maniacally, then his head stops so that it’s sideways. “There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I’m about to cross that line, care to join me?” Majora has set the terms, will Kevin Gibdo succumb to Moon Madness?
My Thoughts:
Here I go again, trying to be really innovative and over the top. I almost thought adding stipulation on top of stipulation would work, but in many cases, there are match types that contradict each other. A peak behind the curtain of kayfabe here where I could just choose the stipulations that don’t do that, but it might also just be easier from a writing standpoint to just do away with contradictions and redundancies and just have this match constantly make left turns into new territory. Get ready for a wild ride on this one!
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Hockey Talk- Winter (Classic) Is Coming [121724]
Hockey Talk looks at Alex Ovechkin’s recovery and when he might be back. Plus, the Winter Classic fast approaches. Is Chicago ready?
In this week’s edition of Hockey Talk, the guys discuss Alex Ovechkin’s pending return and whether this might mean the Caps could get better than they have already been. The Winter Classic will be coming to us from Wrigley Feild on New Year’s Eve, with Patrick’s St. Louis Blues tangling with the Chicago Blackhawks. The guys take a look at this game and discuss how things have changed since Wrigley last hosted the Winter Classic in 2009. The NHL will be selecting its Quarter Century teams over the next month or so and the fellas discuss who will be shoo ins and also speculate as to some possible deep cuts for some well-known teams.
Today’s hosts are Dave Ungar (@AttitudeAgg) and Patrick O’Dowd (@WrestlngRealist).
- Alex Ovechkin creeps closer to returning
- The 2025 Winter Classis is coming
- The guys discuss who might make the cut for some Quarter Century Teams
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