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Andrew’s Judgmental Album Reviews: Weezer – SZNZ: Spring (2022)

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Well Weezer left an impression on my list last year, with an album that I don’t think many expected to just strike true for where I was at. With that being said, when I heard they had a new concept for 2022 of an “album for all seasons”, I was admittedly intrigued. Firstly, with how the music industry is much like wrestling with the “card subject to change” it’s very rare that bands can get one album out on time much less four in the same year, on very specific dates. Secondly, with exactly how they’re going to encapsulate each season. Lastly, the big one, if it would be cool or just a little too ‘out there’. Only one way to find out, right?

It just so happens that the Spring solstice is a Sunday, so this is probably the most current review I’ve ever done! The album came out today, and now we get to see what kind of impression Weezer’s Spring album leaves on us!

  • Artist: Weezer
  • Album: SZNZ: Spring (2022)
  • Label: Crush Music/Atlantic Records
  • Total Track Time: 20:54

Opening Night starts with a lute? mandolin? Some very light Renaissance Faire vibe stringed instrument and a little bit of a wooden flute sound as well. So they’re very possibly referencing Shakespeare’s sonnet Spring as well as different works and poets. It does have this oddly light and upbeat, triumphant vibe throughout. Angels on Vacation is a somewhat literal title when it comes to the lyrical metaphors. It’s taking the perspective of angels removing their halos to blend in and relax. “God won’t mind, if we take our time, God won’t scold, if we live our lives” that’s a fun little line that rings a bit deeper than the happy and bopping tune about Angels and PTO days. Still very light and fun, so the album is off to a strong start.

A Little Bit of Love has a bit of a ragtime/folk vibe since it’s light but there seems to be some harmonica and even metal spoons. So this gives me like…Bonnaroo vibes of just sitting around in a circle jamming with buddies swamp Hippie style. Also not a hard song to discern from the title, but it’s again, just fun and up tempo. The Garden of Eden this is a great song. It’s got that 50s Beach Boys vibe where it’s easy to sing along and sway to. Lyrically it mixes the concept of the Garden along with Spring Goddess which my guess is the Celtic Goddess Eostre because the song sways like wind through the branches. Which is a common metaphor for how people would dance and celebrate the equinox.

The Sound of Drums okay well even though the instrumentation is light until the chorus thickens up the electric guitar with drums of course, but there’s something that doesn’t really work with me here. They even mention mandolins and wooden flutes in the lyrics, but this song is the furthest departure from that sound. Also the line of “let yourself be soothed by the sound of drums” after distorted guitar and a raucous chorus…it’s a little too hectic for me to really enjoy this song especially on this album. All This Love,  “I forgot how to live,  How to love, how to give, How to sing with a mask on my mouth” is a great line very early into the song. The song is happy as a lark, but the lyrical tone is basically “let me out to enjoy my life and the world”. Reminds me a bit of the Tiny Rick call for help song, but that’s just a dumb correlation in my head. This is a great tune that mixes the gallop of old rock and country, with light enough instrumentation to just be fantastic.

Wild at Heart this is probably the most modern radio style of song, but it still fits beautifully. It’s got a nearly Jim Steinman/Bruce Springsteen style of arrangement, some of the lyrics get across pagan concepts again embracing the history of solstice celebrations, and just really moving along well. It ends in a weird staccato drum pattern, almost like a march, so I feel that may lead into the Summer album. This might be one of those ‘bigger picture’ concepts that can actually bleed into one another.

Now I’ll be the first to admit, if you don’t like Island in the Sun kind of Weezer, you won’t like this. But aside from The Sound of Drums this is a really nice album. It’s light, breezy, fun, and swaying like the concept of Spring. I also appreciated the sprinkling of pagan and Christian lyrical imagery to prove it’s a season about more than one thing and born from crazy celebrations. That plus the usual dorky and amusing lyrical metaphors at times are also a bright spot for a Weezer album.

Do I love this album personally? No, mainly because I’m not a happy go lucky, skip around a field while holding hands, kind of person. But as a concept it’s hard to find many qualms. Weezer putting out solid work again, that anyone who enjoys Weezer should find at least one song they like.

Final Judgment: 7.75/10

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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (5/9/25)

June will be electric!

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Prepare for the most electrifying even of the HPW calendar!

While the stage is set for Blood & Thunder 4 and the HPW World Trios Championships, HPW must also address the return of KAGE!

 

Thundra Plateau is ready.

Wrestling is Life, but life has its stormy weather. The rain is going to be hot in June, but will the reign continue through the Summer? The Dark Forces may have failed to take the Undisputed Triforce World Championship from Zelda, but they still have the World Trios Championships. Harlequin, Lupay & Glutko will step inside the double ring, double cage to defend their gold. On one side, Arrow Club’s special combination of Fin Balure, Torbevito & Bad Croc Scaly. On the other, a new combination of its own in Cia, Lana & Midna.

 

Speaking of Cia, Lana & Midna…

The three of them are together, dressed in workout attire, in what appears to be a dance studio. This is a collaboration stream for Midna and Lana as they’re both big presences on the internet, aka “influencers.” Lana and Midna wave and say hi, and they give introductions, including Cia, who is reluctant to be standing there. Cia doesn’t know why they need to do this. Lana says they have to improve their teamwork. They may have won against Los Taros Locos, but it was really sketchy there for a second. Midna adds that doing a dance routine together is great for their timing and coordination.

Cia says she didn’t mean that, she meant having to stream it! Oh, well obviously, combining Midna’s viewing audience with Lana’s, and HPW’s overall, this makes huge numbers! So? And huge money…! Cia raises her eyebrow and says, “Oh really?” The trio sets up, and Lana says obviously they first have to learn the steps. Midna brings up, “Wait, what song are we dancing to?” Oh, good point. Lana was thinking something from Lulu. Cia asks, “Lulu? From the Indigo-Go’s?” Midna says Lulu’s got a great solo album. Lana agrees! That’s so great that they like the same music. Cia isn’t as familiar with her solo stuff, so she’ll rely on them for this.

Lana suggests they go with Energetic Me. For one, it has the most energy, duh. And it still has a dance vibe, which is the whole point. Midna says she might’ve gone with Royal Discotheque or Ten Outta Ten, but she sees Lana’s point. Lana shows them the dance moves she has in mind. Left arm up, bent at the elbow, and the hand up against the side of the chest. Then they switch so the right arm goes up to mirror that position while the left hand goes back to the hip. Maybe add a little hip pop as that happens. Do that a couple times, and then turn to the right. This puts the left hand on the back of the hip, right hand on the back of the neck for a sexy pose.

Then you turn to flip it the other way, then do a 360 with a big neck whipping, hair flipping move. Then finish with feet apart and double V’s up by the eyes, maybe with a wink. Cia says, “Yeah, okay…” while Midna says, “I like it!” Midna says she’ll set up in the middle. Cia asks why Midna is in the middle, and Midna says it’s symmetry. She’s the tallest, Cia and Lana are about the same, it makes sense. Yeah, but it also means Midna is the center of attention. Well, that’s just coincidental. Lana says it doesn’t matter, the point is them doing it all in synch. Cia sighs and says, “Fine.” Midna is in the middle, Cia is on her right, and the music plays.

Left arm, right arm, left arm, right arm, pose to the right, pose to the left, 360 spin and neck whip, then double V. Midna nailed it, but Cia was lagging. Cia defends she was not, but Lana says it’s alright, they’ll just keep trying. They run through it a couple more times, they do tighten it up, and all three feel really good about how that went.

The Dark Forces are watching.

They aren’t impressed by the “little dance party.” Harlequin says the Faces of Evil are way better anyway. Especially with the classics like the Thriller dance and Macarena. Zant says, “The Macarena? Pfft, and people think I’m a dork…” Harlequin says, “Don’t you dare mock the Macarena!” Harlequin changes tabs on the computer and starts playing the song! After the introduction, he lifts his right arm up flat, then his left. Then he turns the right hand up, the left hand up, puts his right hand on his left shoulder, left hand on right shoulder, then moves right hand up behind his head, and then his left.

Now his arms crisscross, right hand on left hip and left hand on right hip, to then switch so right hand on right hip and left hand on left hip. And of course, he swivels his hips in one big circle to go with “HEY~ Macarena! AIGHT!” Zant rolls his eyes while Harlequin keeps going, jumping 90 degrees to his left. Ganon walks in, Ghirahim following behind, and he tells Harlequin to “turn that crap off.” Harlequin pouts but he does as told. Ganon seethes as he takes a seat in his big arm chair. “Needless to say… Wrestling is Life didn’t go how I’d hoped. What was Kage even doing there?! Did either of you have any idea he was going to betray us?!”

Zant and Ghirahim are a bit flustered. Zant isn’t even sure Kage was part of The Dark Forces at the time Ganon took ownership. He’d kinda gone rogue at some point, didn’t he? Ghirahim agrees, it didn’t seem like he was even aligned with Cia and the others. All the more reason for Kage to keep his nose out of Ganon’s business! If Kage cared about the Dark Forces, then he would’ve helped them fight back at HyruleMania, or any time since. Kage clearly just wants the title, same as Ganon, so he’s a dead man walking. Speaking of that… Where’s Kevin? He came back in April, why isn’t he here?

 

Somewhere dark and spooky…

Heavy footsteps can be heard echoing as Kevin Gibdo moves down the hallway. He speaks with a low, airy voice, “Majora… Your madness… spread like wildfire… You thought by setting me ablaze… I would crumble into ash… You were wrong! Instead, I have been purified…! Purged of flaws and weaknesses… I now come forth… as gold!” There’s a light at the end of the hall, and Kevin enters a grand hall, with treasure gleaming in the light. At the center is the sarcophagus. Kevin walks up to it, opens it, and then his burnt and tattered bandages fall away before he steps inside. The sarcophagus closes, then the eyes on it begin to glow… Then the entire thing glows!

The glowing becomes a shining light, and that shining becomes so bright that nothing can be seen. It is clear things between Kevin and Majora are not over. Will the Masked Monster even stand a chance once the Gibdo of All Gibdos is restored to full strength?

 

Back to the Dark Forces…

Shabonne says, “I’m sure Kevin is just fine doing whatever Gibdos do on their time off.” Tali says, “What matters is what I’m about to do to that tiny little weasel with the Goddess Championship. If The Dark Forces is gonna have all the gold, then I need to squash her like a bug and take that title off of whatever’s left!” Ganon nods and says he likes the initiative. Tali will start on her own Triple Crown as the Dark Forces will make Hyrule Pro-Wrestling their kingdom! The group cheers while raising a toast! And then Harlequin gets Glutko and Lupay to join in on the Macarena, to which Ganon groans and facepalms.

 

And so, the ThunderStruck card is set!

The double ring, double cage will rattle with Blood & Thunder as the HPW World Trios Championships are on the line! The Gerudo Ace looks to settle a grudge with the Hero’s Shadow! And now, the Million Rupee Championship and HPW Goddess Championships will also be on the line! Will the Dark Forces absolutely dominate the Summer? Be ready to endure the heat on Friday, June 20th!

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Bandwagon Nerds #287: Filling A Void

The Nerds review Thunderbolts*, check out the latest trailers, and celebrate Star Wars Day as only they can!

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The Bandwagon is stripped down this week as Dave and PC Tunney helm the ship for a big week in the Nerdosphere. Naturally, we are covering Thunderbolts as Dave, Tunney (and the rest of the Bandwagon, for that matter) all saw the latest entry into the MCU. What was the consensus, and did the longest post-credit scene in MCU history push the Universe in the right direction? In other MCU News, we discovered why Hawkeye had no second season. From there, the guys head into the Trailer Park to look at the latest, including a sizzle reel for Netflix’s TUDUM event, Dwayne “The Rock ” Johnson’s latest movie, The Smashing Machine, and a very creepy look at Weapons. GTA 6 got delayed, again….but could that be a blessing in disguise? But this Episode was recorded on Star Wars Day, and to commemorate the event, Dave tries his best to convince Tunney to watch Andor, while Tunney tells Dave what he likes most about one of the most successful franchises of all time. All that, plus Dave tells you why The Last of Us is the best show anywhere on TV. Dave & Tunney cover a lot of ground in an action-packed episode of BWN, so make sure you tune in!

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