AEW Coverage
Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (3/16/22)
St. Patrick’s Day Slam returns!

Will there be gold at the end of this Dynamite?
Two AEW titles are on the line! Wardlow cashes in his Face of the Revolution opportunity, and Thunder Rosa gets Britt Baker inside a STEEL CAGE!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Six Man Tag: Hangman Page & Jurassic Express VS Adam Cole & reDRagon; Cole & reDRagon win.
- Jon Moxley & Bryan Danielson w/ William Regal VS Chuck Taylor & Wheeler Yuta w/ Best Friends; Moxley & Bryan win.
- AEW TNT Championship: Scorpio Sky w/ Dan Lambert VS Wardlow; Scorpio wins and retains the title.
- The Hardy Boyz VS Private Party; The Hardy Boyz win.
- AEW Women’s World Championship Steel Cage Match: Britt Baker VS Thunder Rosa; Rosa wins and becomes the new AEW Women’s World Champion.
PLAY BY PLAY
Six Man Tag: Hangman Page & Jurassic Express VS Adam Cole & reDRagon!
The AEW World Champion teams up with the AEW World Tag Team Champions against their common enemies! Will the Cowboy, Jungle Boy & Luchasaurus bring some serious #ChampionSh*t down on Cole, Kyle & Fish? Or will the self-proclaimed paragons of pro-wrestling take an undisputed shortcut to title opportunities?
The trios sort out and JB starts against Cole. Fans rally, the two tie up and Cole kicks low. Cole ROCKS JB, bumps him off buckles, then wrenches and whips corner to corner. JB reveres, gets around, and he avoids the Pele! Cole avoids the blindside, but JB avoids the Boom! Cole blocks the superkick, but JB breaks the waistlock to CHOP and go up, up, only for Cole to break the grip! JB shoulders into Cole, slingshots up and over to run and RANA! Then dropkick! JB kips up and fans fire up while reDRagon is furious! JB drags Cole up, wrenches, but Cole knees low. Cole bumps JB off buckles, tags in Fish, and Fish wrenches JB’s arm to a wristlock.
JB rolls, ROCKS Fish, then wrenches back. Tag to Luchasaurus and JB whips Fish for the CHOP! Luchasaurus CHOPS Cole as he gets in, but Kyle dodges to BOOT! Kyle runs, into a CHOP! Luchasaurus choke grips Kyle, but Cole saves Kyle from the choke slam. So Luchasaurus goes to the apron, but Fish sweeps the legs! Hangman protests but the ref keeps him back. Fish POSTS Luchasaurus, the ring count is climbing, and Fish stomps Luchasaurus. Fish stands Luchasaurus up to ROCK him, then put him in the ring. Fish cravats to snapmare and chinlock. Fans rally for Luchasaurus as he endures, but Fish tags Kyle.
reDRagon mugs Luchasaurus, Kyle throws knees then KICKS Luchasaurus to the corner. Kyle fires off body shots and KICKS, then tags Cole. Cole wraps Luchasaurus’ leg on the ropes, the ref counts and Cole lets off. Fish gets a cheap shot, then Cole dropkicks the legs out. Tag to Fish, he fires off hands, but Luchasaurus hits back. Fish KICKS the leg out and tags to Kyle. Fans rally but Kyle figure fours the leg for a modified toehold and TWIST! Luchasaurus clutches his leg, Kyle kicks him around. Fish gets his cheap shots in again, but Kyle KICKS Luchasaurus. Tag to Fish, Kyle whips him in, but into a BOOT! Luchasaurus KNEES Kyle, then DECKS Cole!
reDRagon double KICK, but Luchasaurus DOUBL ELARIATS! Hot tag to Hangman! The world champion rallies on everyone, BOOT for Fish and TRIANGLE LARIAT for Cole! Scoop and FALL AWAY SLAM for Fish! Hangman kipos up to PLANCHA Kyle & Cole! LARIAT for Fish, DIVE for Cole & Kyle! Fans are thunderous for Hangman and he waits on Fish. POP-UP POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO! Fish survives but Hangman loads up on the apron! Slingshot, but Fish bails out! Fish regroups with Cole & Kyle, JB tags in. JB builds speed and Hangman gets down, JB FLIES out onto Cole & reDRagon! JB puts Fish in, goes up the corner, but Kyle distracts!
JB CLUBS Kyle and Luchasaurus BOOTS him! Cole tries, Hangman BOOTS Cole! Hangman and Luchasaurus climb up to join JB, fans fire up as we get a TRIPLE MOONSAULT!! Cover, TWO!! Fish survives and San Antonio loses their minds but JB hurries to get Fish back up. JB CHOPS, Fish throws a body shot. JB CHOPS again, Kyle gets in! The ref is busy, Cole gets a cheap shot in! JB swipes at Cole but gets a PELE! Fish TACKLES JB to the corner, tag to Kyle! Kyle forearm smashes, Fish KNEES, Kyle KNEES! Feed to Fish’s BACKBREAKER, KNEE DROP! Cover, TWO!! JB survives and fans rally as Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Kyle drags JB up, wrenches his arm but JB throws haymakers. Kyle wrenches again, JB throws forearms. Kyle hammerlocks the arm, RAMS him into the corner, and then tags in Cole. Cole and Kyle mug JB, then Cole drags JB up, NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Cole is annoyed, but he drags JB up. JB throws body shots but Cole CLUBS him down! Cole drags JB around to tag in Fish. They mug JB, then Fish throws knees. Fish snapmares JB by the ropes, then goes out to slingshot senton back in! Fish taunts Luchasaurus, then drags JB up. JB throws more body shots, but Fish KNEES him down! Fish has JB on the apron, drags him back over to the corner, and Kyle tags in.
The mugging continues, JB fights back! JB CHOPS, Kyle KICKS and SLAPS and KNEES and KICKS, to then sweep the legs! Kyle taunts Luchasaurus before he drags JB up. Kyle wrenches the arm to an ELBOW BREAKER, then slips around and spins JB to a snapmare. Kyle has a top wristlock but JB endures. JB tries to hit back but Kyle makes the hold into a cobra clutch. JB fights up, throws body shots, and Dynamite returns to single picture. Kyle KNES, shoves, COMEBACKER from JB! Hot tag to Luchasaurus! Luchasaurus rallies on reDRagon! BOOT for Fish, TOSS for Kyle! Luchasaurus fires off, then GERMAN SUPELXES!
Cole gets in, Luchasaurus ducks the kick to kip up and TAIL WHIP! Choke grip for Kyle, CHOKE SLAM! Choke grip for Fish, CHOKE SLAM onto Kyle! STANDING MOONSAULT for them both! Cover, TWO!! reDRagon survives and Luchasaurus grows frustrated. Luchasaurus stalks Kyle and fans rally up. Kyle KICKS back, BOOTS Hangman, then DECKS JB! Luchasaurus ROCKS Kyle with an uppercut! Electric Chair Lift, JB goes up! Kyle slips off, JB leaps, Cole SUPERKICKS him outta the air! Kyle drags Luchasaurus down, HEEL HOOK! Fish intercepts Hangman for a GUILLOTINE! Hangman DUMPS Fish out, Cole GUILLOTINES! But Hangman SLAMS Cole onto Kyle!
Luchasaurus is free and fans fire up again! Luchasaurus and Kyle crawl, hot tag to the Adams! Hangman and Cole get right in each other’s face, then the haymakers start flying! Hangman gets the edge, Cole BOOTS back! Hangman spins, into a BOOT! But he ducks the Superkick to DEADEYE!! Fish KICKS Hangman Luchasaurus HEADBUTTS Fish! Kyle AX ‘n” SMASH for Luchasaurus, JB with the TORANDO DDT! Cole BOOTS JB, Hangman LARIATS Cole! Hangman has Luchasaurus and JB regroup with him, they get Cole and Kyle up in Electric Chairs! JB get the assist, up and up and DOUBLE DOOMSDAY!!! Cover, Fish breaks it in time!
Fish baits Luchasaurus in and dumps him out! “This is Awesome!” as Fish hurries to get Cole to the corner. Fish tags in, Hangman BOOTS him! Tag to JB, JB slingshots and CLOBBERS Fish! Mule kick for Kyle, forearms for Fish! JB whips, Fish reverses, COMEBACK- NO! Fish fireman’s carries, but JB slips off to shove Fish! Cole tags in, TOTAL ANNIHILATION! THE BOOM!! Cover, Cole’s team wins!
Winners: Adam Cole & reDRagon, by pinfall
The undisputed trio just beat the champions! Does this mean they’re ALL getting title opportunities as AEW enters the Spring?
Backstage interview with Keith Lee and Team Taz.
Everyone here has agreed to a no contact rule for this interview. Keith Lee VS Max Caster is this Friday on Rampage, but Ricky Starks says Keith must be part Irish. This is lucky timing because it saves Keith from an ass whooping! Now, Starks thought he’d be the bigger man letting Keith know how things work, but Keith decided to do things his way. That’s why Team Taz went and whooped him. Hobbs knows Keith knows about that spinebuster. So if Keith shows up again, the same thing happens! They will stomp him out! Oh, like when Keith knocked Starks out like a bitch? See y’all Friday. The Limitless One will not be told what to do, but will Starks make absolutely sure to follow through?
Jon Moxley & Bryan Danielson w/ William Regal VS Chuck Taylor & Wheeler Yuta w/ Best Friends!
The Maniac and American Dragon may not be the best of friends, but they are the best combination of the best brawler and the best wrestler. But will they continue to do their best and climb up the AEW Tag Division ranks? Or will they be bested by The Kentucky Gentleman and The Decoder?
The teams sort out and Moxley just attacks Chuck! Bryan goes after Yuta, the bel rings, and Bryan CHOPS! Then CHOPS again! Bryan EuroUppers Yuta, whips, then kitchen sink knees! Tag to Moxley, they mug Yuta, and Moxley gets Yuta up for a BIG suplex! Cover, ONE! Moxley drags Yuta up to CHOP him! And CHOP again! Moxley digs his forearm sin, tags Bryan, and they mug Yuta some more. Bryan bumps Yuta off buckles, CHOPS him again, but Yuta CHOPS back! Bryan wrenches Yuta’s neck to headbutt him down! And KICK him, too! Bryan wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER!
Tag to Moxley, he throws body shots then he CLUBS Yuta, and CLAWS his back! Moxley throws knees, snapmares Yuta down, then runs to PENALTY KICK! Tag to Bryan, Moxley stomps Yuta then Bryan drops a knee! Cover, TWO! Bryan looms over Yuta while fans rally up. Bryan wrenches, has a wristlock, but Yuta rolls. Bryan wrangles Yuta back down, isolates the arm and STMOPS it! Then KCIKS Yuta in the back! Bryan wrenches, has the wristlock again, but Yuta rolls and handsprings and arm-drags! Yuta dropkicks Bryan down, then tags in Chuck! Chuck DECKS Mox, fires off on Bryan, forearms and CHOPS!
Chuck whips, Bryan reverses but Chuck DECKS Mox! Chuck BOOTS Bryan, then PLANCHAS Moxley! Chuck get sin, dodges Bryan, and arm-drags to a HALF CRAB! Bryan endures, tags to Moxley, and Moxley KICKS Chuck down! Moxley drags Chuck up and HOTSHOTS him off the ropes! Bryan fetches Chuck to whip him into railing! Bryan puts Chuck in, Moxley stomps Chuck’s hand, then digs his boots in at the corner. The ref counts, Moxley apologizes, then drags Chuck up to CHOP! Chuck CHOPS, so Moxley CHOPS again! Chuck CHOPS, Mox DECKS him! Tag to Bryan, and they split the wishbone!
Bryan aims and KICKS Chuck down! Bryan gets the legs, ties them up, and fans rally as Bryan sits on the figure four, before the MUTA LOCK! Tag to Moxley, he basement dropkicks! Moxley CHOPS Chuck to a corner, CHOPS again, then digs his forearms in. The ref reprimands, Moxley puts Chuck up top. Moxley goes up, CLUBS away on Chuck, then brings him up for a SUPERPLEX! Cover, TWO! Mox has the double wristlock as Dynamite goes picture in picture!
Chuck endures, Moxley cranks the arm, but Chuck gets up and throws elbows. Chuck runs but into a drop toehold! Tag to Bryan, Moxley keeps Chuck down and Moxley runs to drop a knee! Bryan clamps on a chinlock and stretches Chuck back against the knee. Chuck endures, fights up, but Bryan gets the arms for a motorcycle stretch. Chuck still endures, fights up, but Bryan kicks him first! Bryan EuroUppers Chuck, tags in Mox, and Moxley runs to DECK Yuta! Moxley comes back to fire off on Chuck and dig his boots in! The ref counts, Moxley lets off at 4, then he drags Chuck up for a PILEDRIVER! Cover, TWO!
Chuck survives but Moxley drags him away! Mox turns Chuck over for an STF! Chuck endures, ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Moxley lets off to get a facelock. Chuck throws body shots but Moxley headbutts him! Bryan gets a headbutt in before Moxley forearms in the corner. Tag to Bryan, he brings Chuck out for a SNAP HALF HATCH! Bryan soaks up the cheers as Chuck gets to a corner. Bryan runs in but Chuck dodges! Bryan dropkicks buckles, Chuck DECKS Moxley! Bryan anchors Chuck to keep him from Yuta, and tags in Moxley! Moxley drops an elbow and clamps on a facelock as Dynamite returns to single picture.
Chuck fights up and fans rally, but Moxley ROCKS Chuck with a forearm. Moxley runs corner to corner, into a SEXY CHUCKIE KNEE! Hot tag to Yuta! Yuta dropkicks Moxley down! And then atomic drop to an ENZIGURI! Yuta runs corner to corner FLYING FOERARM! Yuta goes up, leaps, but Moxley gets under! Moxley ROCKS Yuta, but Yuta rewinds, into a LARIAT from Moxley! Moxley suplexes, Yuta slips out to GERMAN SUPELX! Bridging cover, TWO! Moxley gets free but Yuta CHOPS him and forearms in the corner, on repeat! Yuta fires off more forearms, but Bryan distract shim. Moxley gets a CUTTER!
Tag to Bryan, Moxley picks Yuta up and Bryan runs, HART ATTACK! Cover, but Chuck breaks it! Moxley throws Chuck out but Chuck drags Moxley out to throw into railing! Chuck tries but Moxley fights out of the piledriver to BITE Chucks’ face! Then a PARADIGM SHIFT tot he floor! Bryan gives Yuta YES KICKS over and over! Bryan wants Yuta to show him what he’s got and Yuta just leans into the kicks! Yuta ducks the buzzsaw and fires off forearms! Moxley gets in, he gets forearms! Moxley shoves, gets around Yuta, SNAP SAIDO! Bryan brings Yuta up, IVERTED SHOULDER CAPTURE! Bridging cover, TWO!!
Bryan grins, he likes the fight in Yuta! Fans fire up for Yuta, Bryan sees him getting up, and Bryan shakes Yuta’s hand. Before getting both hands, and he tags Moxley in. Bryan still fires off DANIELSON STOMPS! Moxley then drags Yuta into the BULLY CHOKE!! Yuta taps, Moxley & Bryan win!
Winners: Jon Moxley & Bryan Danielson, by pinfall
Another win for the perfect combination of technique and fury! Regal goes to join his men, and then to everyone’s surprise, Yuta gets back in the ring with them! Yuta offers a handshake to the great Regal, but Regal SLAPS him! Yuta doesn’t back off, but Moxley and Bryan are there to support Regal. Regal tells Yuta to get a bit more seasoning, and then they’ll talk again. Is the Decoder looking to jump ship?
Backstage interview with FTR.
Tony Schiavone says the last time we saw Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood, they fired Tully Blanchard! Cash says that didn’t come easy, but it’s something they’ve talked about for awhile. Tully was checked out. When they won the AEW World Tag Team Championships, Tully was laser focused. But after losing those titles, Tully seemed to lose focus. When you lose focus, you lose your job. Schiavone knows there aren’t too many who respect Tully more than FTR. But in walk the Young Bucks. Nick Jackson says, “Look at this. FTR and the Young Bucks, in the same room again.” Matt says talking about making changes, firing managers, maybe just fire your stylist and your barber, too.
But no matter what, they could get the best in the world and it won’t change anything. Because deep down, they’ll still be the second best team in AEW. Happy St. Patty’s Day, boys. Laters. Will FTR look to refocus and get revenge on the Bucks?
The Acclaimed speak.
Max Caster says, “Yo, listen. This Friday, main event of Rampage, it’s Platinum Max, the best wrestler alive, against Keith Lee. And they say you’re limitless, Lee? Well I’m no limits on the mic. I’m a no limits solider!” Bowens says Caster will beat Keith’s Cleveland Jr. lookin’ ass ALL over San Antonio! Because everyone loves the Acclaimed! But then Team Taz walk in. Starks says Caster has a big opportunity on Rampage. Starks wants them to know that it is their duty to do what Team Taz have tried to do. All these new guys coming in, trying to steal from “us,” put ’em down! Put ’em out!
But then Swerve walks in and confronts Starks. Starks doesn’t like people stealing spotlights, huh? Then what about Swerve main eventing Rampage, getting his first win in AEW, and turning Fridays into “Whose house?” “SEWRVE’S HOUSE!” And that’s real. Swerve heads out, but Caster says, “Isn’t that guy a rapper?” Will The Acclaimed do what Team Taz tells ’em? Or will Keith and Swerve be the ones telling everybody how things go?
The Jericho Appreciation Society heads to the ring!
Talk about Judas! Le Champion betrayed Santana & Ortiz all because they sided with Eddie Kingston! So now, Jericho has reimagined the Inner Circle with Daniel Garcia and 2Point0! Matt Lee gets the mic to say, “You guys love that song, don’t ya?! You guys love it! You love getting in on all the fun! Well y’know who you have to thank for that song? Y’know who allows you to sing it? This man right here, Chris Jericho.” Mike is saying right now, there’d be no Judas! No singalongs! No nothing! And that is why Chris Jericho is a better man than him.
Jeff Parker says that is also why Jericho deserves to be praised and idolized! Not only for Jericho’s contributions in this industry, but for his contributions as a human being! So without any further ado, the Influencer, The Big One, Chris Jericho! Jericho takes the mic and says, “Think about this. The earth has been around for four and a half BILLION years, and yet you are lucky enough to be alive during the Chris Jericho Era. How fortunate are you, right? You’re welcome for that.”
And for over 30 years, we’ve lived vicariously through Jericho as he takes us through five star classic matches, riveting promos, angles and stories we’ll never forget. Hell, Jericho even builds companies, including AEW! If there was no Jericho, there’d be no AEW! He helped build this company, carried it on his back in the first three months. No Jericho, no us, you’re welcome. But instead of praising Jericho, we under-minded him, insulted him on social media, it’s all very hurtful. We have the greatest total package in the history of this business, and we don’t appreciate him! We don’t, the roster doesn’t, the Inner Circle never did.
Sammy Guevara walked out, Santana & Ortiz disrespected him, and Eddie Kingston had the audacity to embarrass Jericho on PPV by making him tap out! Fans cheer for Eddie Kingston and Jericho says they can do that all they want, no one is coming out here ever again. Those guys didn’t appreciate Jericho, but this team does. That is why they are the Jericho Appreciation Society! They appreciate each other because they realized that they can’t relate to the rest of the roster. They aren’t like the rest of the roster. Those guys are all pro-wrestlers. A pro-wrestler has never been legendary, never been a millionaire. The only reason Jericho got there is because he’s a sports entertainer!
Jericho will say it again! He is a SPORTS ENTERTAINER! Daniel Garcia says he has to get this off his chest. If Jericho is going to stand here and call himself a Sports Entertainer… then Garcia will be one, too! He is Daniel Garcia, he is a SPORTS ENTERTAINER! The epitome of a sports entertainer, too! Jericho says Garcia is the Mask of the Red Death! More horrifying than anything Edgar Allen Poe could ever think of! And Garcia appreciates Jericho because a group on January 6th, 2019, “a group independent wrestlers were in a terrible car crash in Buffalo. One of them shattered his tibia, his fibula, they said he would never walk again, they said he’d never wrestle again.”
Jericho heard about this, and though he never met them, he donated thousands of dollars to their recover. And not only did that man recover from those injuries, he walked and returned to tis business. That was Daniel Garcia right here. Garcia appreciates Jericho. Then there’s 2point0. By the way, that’s a dumb name from bad creative, you’ll never hear it again. No made up names here in the JAS! Use your real names! Daniel Garcia, Chris Jericho, Jake Hager, and now these two will use their real names from now on! “Daddy Magic” Matt Menard, and “Cool Hand Ange” Angelo Parker!
Why do these two appreciate him? A year ago, Jericho got a call from former best friend Kevin (Steen/Owens), and he wanted some help for his good buddies who got fired. Could they be on Talk is Jericho to get a job? Jericho brought these two to his house, even though he’d never met them before, and at the end of that podcast, he saw these guys had passion and desire. And look what happened! AEW hires them, they’re here, that’s why they appreciate Jericho! And of course, the big man right here, the ride-or-die, Jake Hager! He’s had Jericho’s back since 2010! They’ve traveled the world together, broke bread together, and Hager even saved Jericho’s life in Dubai!
Hager is the one man Jericho can trust. Closest adviser, closest confidant, the hand of the king! And so, hand of the king, tell ’em who we are! “We are the J A S! And we beat up pro-wrestlers!” Jericho says there you have it. The newest reinvention of the last true genius in this business! And remember this date, 3/16/22! This is the day that the new era begins in AEW! The Era of the Sports Entertainer! This is the Jericho Appreciation Society, and that? That’s entertainment. Their mission statement has been delivered, who will be the first pro-wrestlers that they beat up?
Serena Deeb speaks.
“So look who decided to come out of hiding. Shida, welcome back. Last week you said the whole time you were in rehab in Japan, you thought about me, Serena Deeb. Oh my gosh, how flattering that is to hear. But to be honest, Shida, I didn’t think about you once. You have my undivided attention again. Remember what happened last time you walked down that path, Shida?! IF you think that you thought about me obsessively during your rehab, just imagine how much you’ll think about me when the Professor is responsible for ending your career!”
AEW TNT Championship: Scorpio Sky w/ Dan Lambert VS Wardlow!
The first Face of the Revolution meets the newest Face of the Revolution! Scorpio took this title off Sammy Guevara after taking advantage of, well, a lot. And speaking of which, Lambert’s wearing the spare belt! Paige VanZant and her husband, Austin Vanderford, are also part of the posse, will American Top Team play a factor again? Or will the Maestro of Mayhem play the swan song of Scorpio’s one week title reign?
The introductions are made, the title Scorpio wears is raised, and we see who will truly be the Face of TNT!
Fans rally for Wardlow as he stares down with Scorpio. They approach and Scorpio realizes the height difference as well as the fan support difference. They tie up, Scorpio headlocks, but Wardlow powers up and TOSSES Scorpio away! Scorpio get to a corner, Lambert coaches him, but Wardlow just waits on Scorpio. They circle, tie up and Scorpio KICKS and fires off hands! Scorpio even clinches and BITES Wardlow in the corner! The ref reprimands, Scorpio lets off, Wardlow RAMS Scorpio to the other corner! Wardlow rams his shoulder in, uppercuts, repeat! Wardlow then carries Scorpio for a SPINEBUSTER!
Scorpio bails out, Wardlow pursues! VanZant gets in the way, but then Vanderford steps up. Wardlow doesn’t sweat either, they kiss to show off, but Wardlow clinches Vanderford! Scorpio WRECKS Wardlow to save his American Top Team friends, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Scorpio drags Wardlow up to RAM him into the apron! Wardlow gets in the ring but Scorpio stalks him to a corner. Scorpio stomps Wardlow down, digs his knee in, but the ref counts. Scorpio lets off, Wardlow goes to another corner, and Scorpio RAMS his shoulder in! Scorpio throws forearms, but he has to shake his arm out. Scorpio KICKS a leg, Wardlow hobbles and flounders, but Scorpio stalks him to another corner. Scorpio throws body shots, digs his forearms in, then climbs up to rain down fists!
The ref counts, Scorpio hops down to CHOP! But Wardlow just turns it around to CHOP and CHOP back! Wardlow seethes, hobbles a bit, but Scorpio rakes his eyes! Scorpio puts Wardlow in a corner, puts him in the ropes and CHOKES him! The ref counts, Scorpio lets off at 4, then waits on Wardlow. Scorpio KICKS Wardlow in the side, then paces to soak up the heat. Scorpio throws heavy body shots, then pulls on Wardlow’s beard to ROCK him with a haymaker. Scorpio keeps on Wardlow but Wardlow counter punches! Scorpio KICKS the bad leg! Wardlow falls over, Scorpio drops an elbow! Cover, ONE!!
Scorpio is upset but Lambert coaches him on. Scorpio scrapes his soles on Wardlow’s face, then digs a knee in the corner again. The ref counts, Scorpio lets off and soaks up more heat. Wardlow swipes at Lambert but Lambert tells him, “Up yours!” Scorpio fires haymakers in the corner to sit Wardlow back down. The ref counts, Scorpio lets off, and Dynamite returns to single picture. Scorpio talks trash, saying he’s still the Face of the Revolution. But Wardlow choke grips! Scorpio kicks the bad leg, fires off forearms, then catches his breath. Wardlow reverse the whip to clinch and OVERHEAD Belly2Belly!
Wardlow gets Scorpio back up, ANOTHER Belly2Belly! American Top Team is getting worried and Scorpio goes to the apron. Wardlow hurries over but into a HOTSHOT! Scorpio slingshots but Wardlow blocks the cutter! He shoves Scorpio to a corner and CLUBS him! Then has him for- NO, Scorpio fights the bomb! Scorpio goes to fireman’s carry but Wardlow slips off! Pop-up SPINEBUSTER! Fans fire up with Wardlow and he fights through the pain! Wardlow drags Scorpio up, reels him in, and POWERBOMB! That’s only the opening note! Fans want “One More Time!” so Wardlow obliges! SECOND POWERBOMB!
Wardlow is feeling it now, and so is San Antonio! American Top Team is scared for Scorpio as Wardlow gets him up for the THIRD POWERBOMB! And then roll right into- No, Lambert distracts on the apron! Wardlow scares him off with a glare, but Scorpio gets out to end the symphony. Wardlow goes out to get Scorpio up, and decides to keep this going! But then here comes Shawn Spears! The Chair Man has two chairs! Scorpio gets in the ring as Wardlow glares and dares Spears to do something. But Spears stays back, for MJF to attack from behind! MJF hides his slimy ass and Wardlow flounders into the ring! Scorpio rolls Wardlow up, and wins!
Winner: Scorpio Sky, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)
And now Vanderford rains down forearms on Wardlow over nearly getting bombed earlier! MJF gets in and laughs as he has the Dynamite Diamond Ring on his pinkie. Scorpio drags Wardlow up for MJF, but Wardlow fights off Spears, Vanderford, and then has his eyes on MJF! MJF freaks out and runs, but Wardlow gets him by his pants! Wardlow reels MJF in, but Spears SMACKS Wardlow with the chair! And again! Vanderford locks on the sleeper! Spears mugs Wardlow as Lambert shouts, “That’s what you get!” Spears then lifts Wardlow up with the chair, and HEAD SHOTS him with the chair!
MJF pays Lambert, this was all part of the plan! MJF still wants Wardlow to get back up so MJF can get the last shot in! Somehow Wardlow stands up, for the DIAMOND PUNCH! Fans boo bur MJF grins as he stands on Wardlow. MJF says this is what Wardlow had coming to him, but will Wardlow just return it on MJF tenfold?
Backstage interview with Jade Cargill & Mark Sterling.
The AEW TBS Champion is on the cusp of a 30-0 undefeated streak. Alex Marvez wants to know- Sterling interrupts and he wants to know where Marvez’s green is on St. Patrick’s Day. This is preposterous! Isn’t Marvez worried about getting pinched? Though, perhaps that is a bit better than getting the Kiss of Doom from Jade. Speaking of, who is looking to be lucky number 30 with an opportunity? Jade says, “Opportunity? More like charity.” She’s done with this, and dares someone to step up to That Bitch Show. And Kiss of Doom! If they’re worth it. Who will take that gamble and go after Jade’s gold?
The Hardy Boyz VS Private Party!
Matt Hardy may have been betrayed by his proteges and kicked out of the faction he founded here, but Brother Nero came to his rescue! And now that the boys are reunited in AEW, will they teach Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy a thing or two about getting extreme?
The teams sort out and Matt starts against Quen. Fans are fired up as Matt and Quen approach. They feel things out, but Quen uses ropes as defense. Matt backs off, Quen comes back and Matt says, “DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!” Quen and Matt feel things out, Quen gives the thumbs down like he did last week! So Matt fires off haymakers on the ingrate! Kassidy gets in to club Matt, Jeff gets in to CLOBBER Kassidy! Matt RAMS Quen into a corner, wrenches and YANKS the arm, then YANKS it again. ELBOW BREAKER after ELBOW BREAKER, then tag to Jeff! Fans fire up, Jeff goes up and drops ax handles!
The Hardys double whip, double elbow, then senton and fist drop! Kassidy gets in, but the Hardys dodge him to double kick and double whip him to a corner! They set up, POETRY IN MOTION! Fans fire up and Jeff blows them a kiss. Jeff gets Quen up, snapmares and then basement dropkicks! Cover, TWO! The fans rally, “Let’s Go, Hardys!” Jeff clamps on a chinlock and grinds Quen down. Quen fights up, powers out, but Jeff runs Quen over! Jeff does his dance and fans love it! Things speed up again, Jeff blocks Quen’s hip toss to give a hip toss! Cover, ONE! Jeff drags Quen back as fans rally for “Brother Nero!”
Jeff whips Quen hard into the corner, tags in Matt, and then the Hardys DOUBLE WHEELBARROW SUPLEX! cover, TWO! Matt drags Quen up to CLUB away on his neck, but Quen throws body shots. PELE! Quen and Matt go down and fans rally up as they crawl. Quen tags in Kassidy, they double whip Hardy and double elbow to SHOOTING STAR LEG DROP COMBO! Cover, TWO! Kassidy talks trash on Matt, stomps him to a corner, then whips him corner to corner. Matt reverses, runs in but into an elbow. Kassidy goes up, Matt CLUBS him, and has him for a crucifix! But Kassidy slips off!
Kassidy dodges Matt, pie faces Jeff, then hurries to coordinate with Quen! They POST Matt up the middle! “No more kids for you!” Dynamite goes picture in picture as Private Party talks more trash.
Kassidy drags Matt to the floor, drags him up, and whips him into the railing! Kassidy sits with Matt to mockingly have a photo op before he CLUBS away! Kassidy drags Matt up to whip him into railing! Matt slumps to the floor, Kassidy takes another seat to talk some more trash. Kassidy then gets in the ring to tag Quen. Quen BOOTS Matt into the railing! Then digs his boot in! The ref goes out to stop Quen, and Hardy gets back in the ring. Quen hops over Matt to keep between him and Jeff while stomping away. Quen drags Matt up, whips him into Kassidy’s boot, then bumps him off it again and again! Quen copies the “DELETE!” buckle bumps!
Quen tags Kassidy, Kassidy chokes Matt on the ropes! The ref reprimands, Kassidy lets off, but Quen stands on Matt’s head! Jeff protests but the ref keeps him back, giving Private Party the opening to stomp away on Matt. Kassidy mocks Jeff’s finger pointing, then he throws body shots on Matt. Kassidy tags Quen, Kassidy snapmares Matt and Quen slingshot sentons! Quen drags Matt up for a chinlock but fans rally. Matt throws body shots, gets free, but he runs into a SLEEPER HOLD! Quen keeps Matt from Jeff, Dynamite returns to single picture, but Matt throws more body shots.
Quen CLUBS Matt, but runs into a clutch! Quen fights free, rakes eyes, then dropkicks Matt out of the ring! Quen taunts Jeff and distracts the ref, so Kassidy goes after Matt. Matt DECKS Kassidy! Quen runs and FLIES to take Matt out! Quen mocks the V1 and then drags Mat back into the ring. Cover, TWO!! Matt is still in this but Kassidy tags Quen. Kassidy drags Matt up, Quen is up top, DOUBLE STOMP NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Matt survives again, but Kassidy stays between the Hardys. Kassidy kicks Matt, talks trash and rains down fists. Kassidy drags matt over, fires off body shots, then tags Quen.
Private Party stomp away on Matt, the ref counts and Quen brings Matt up for body shots! Fans rally for Jeff but Quen drags Matt up. Tag to Kassidy, Kassidy mocks Jeff’s dance! Quen sets up, PARTY IN MOTION, turns into a SIDE EFFECT! Matt slams Kassidy on Quen, and he hurries over, hot tag to Jeff! Jeff rallies on Kassidy, atomic drop to the leg splitting leg drop! Basement dropkick! Elbow drop! Cover, TWO! Jeff hurries to get around Kassidy, RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP, to the LEG CLUTCH! Cover, TWO!! Kassidy slips out but Jeff drags him up. Jeff reels Kassidy in, GOURD BUSTER!
Kassidy checks his face while Jeff throws off the shirt! Jeff goes up top but Quen somersaults over! Quen trips Jeff up and the ref reprimands, but Private Party hurries to get Jeff set up! Quen runs, into a SIDE EFFECT! Kassidy runs in, DOUBLE LARIATS take him and Matt out! Jeff adjusts, SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Jeff says, “DELETE! DELETE!” and fans join in. Jeff claps and the fans rally with him. Jeff waits on Kassidy, kick and TWIST OF- NO! Kassidy slips out to try and steal! Jeff shoves Kassidy away but Quen is there, Private Party bust out the SILLY STRING- NO! Matt saves Jeff, the Hardys hit DOUBLE TWISTS OF FATE!
Kassidy is in the drop zone, Jeff goes up top! Fans are thunderous for the SWANTON BOMB!! Cover, the Hardys win!
Winners: The Hardy Boyz, by pinfall
But while the Hardys are celebrating, here comes Andrade El Idolo! He has Jose, The Bunny, the Butcher & The Blade right behind him, and they’re all going to the ring. Andrade starts taking off his suit jacket and he has his mercenaries flank the ring. The #AFO have the Hardys surrounded, but here come reinforcements! Darby Allin and STIIIIING! Darby gets in with his skateboard, Sting has his bat, so the AFO back off! Will El Idolo wait until things are in his favor to finish this with these relentless and extreme icons?
Backstage interview with Red Velvet.
Schiavone says for Rampage, The Chef will go 1v1 with someone she knows very well in Leyla Hirsch. Velvet knows Kris Statlander said Leyla changed, but Velvet still stuck up for her. Velvet had Leyla’s back as a friend. But now that Velvet’s seen what Leyla’s become, Velvet will put an end to it. Will it be a Chef’s Kiss that says good-bye to this friendship?
AEW Women’s World Championship Steel Cage Match: Britt Baker VS Thunder Rosa!
It was almost to the day that these two faced off in an Unsanctioned Lights Out instant classic. And while the Doctor stands tall on top of the AEW Women’s Division, she hasn’t exactly done it all on her own. Now that she’s locked inside the structure with La Mera Mera, will Britt even survive, let alone leave here still champion?
The cage awaits as Rosa makes her entrance with an all women’s mariachi band! The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if Rosa finally gets the win she’s always wanted!
Fans are fired up already as Rosa and Britt circle. Britt tries to climb already, but Rosa yanks her down to fire off forearms! Britt hits back, Rosa whips and fans duel. Britt ducks and then climbs! Rosa yanks Britt back down to ROCK her with forearms! Britt ROCKS Rosa back, then hurries for the door! Rosa keeps her in, waistlocks, but Britt holds ropes. Rosa CLUBS Britt, Britt elbows back! Britt throws more shots, then chokes Rosa in the corner! Rosa pushes back, Britt throws more forearms. Britt whips to ropes, Rosa ducks and comes back to KICK and LARIAT! Fans fire up as Rosa looms over Britt.
Rosa stomps Britt, says this is HER house, then RAMS Britt into steel! Fans fire up with Rosa and are dueling again. Rosa clubs Britt, drags her up, and she punches Britt right on the forehead. Rosa fires more shots, then dropkicks Britt down! Rosa drags Britt up, pushes her into steel again, and then DIGS her forehead into the steel! Rosa jabs away at the wound then GRATES Britt’s face! Rosa wants this to look just like that Lights Out Match! Fans sing, “F her up, Rosa, F her up!” Rosa motorcycle stretches Britt, then puts her in a corner. Rosa rains down more punches, and fans count all the way to 10!
Rosa brings Britt around, scoops and SLAMS Britt, then looms over her. Britt throws body shots and shoves Rosa away, but Rosa stalks Britt. Rosa drags Britt up, throws more shots, and Britt flounders. Rosa puts Britt in the gap and dribbles Britt’s face off the steel! Fans fire up as Rosa reels Britt in. Britt RAMS Rosa into steel, and then again! Britt gets back in the ring and the ref checks the bloody wound. Britt won’t let that stop her, since it didn’t stop her last year. Rosa has some blood now, but she’s getting up again as Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Britt drags Rosa up, has her against ropes, and she digs knuckles into Rosa’s forehead! Britt throws haymakers, then forearms! Britt SLAPS Rosa, says SHE is champion, but Rosa pushes her away,. So Britt SLAMS Rosa into the mat, then drags her up for cravat knee strikes! Britt ROCKS Rosa, says, “D, M, D,” then goes back to Rosa. Rosa RAMS into Britt but Britt CLUBS her down! Britt has Rosa on ropes, digs her boots in, but lets off as Rosa refuses to give up. Britt has Rosa in a corner, taunts the fans that this is their hometown hero, and Britt stomps away! Britt drags Rosa up, ROCKS her, then RAMS her into steel!
Britt soaks up the cheers and jeers, then slaps Rosa around. Britt CLUBS Rosa, brings her up, and BUTTERFLY SUPLEXES! Cover, TWO! Britt CLUBS away on Rosa, then drags her up again. Britt FISHERMAN SCREWS, then covers, TWO! Rosa pounds the mat, trying to get back up. Britt goes out to look under the ring. Dynamite returns to single picture as Britt finds some chairs and slides them into the ring! And even more chairs! Rosa kicks the chairs back at Britt but Britt flips her off. Britt puts more chairs in the ring, and even more chairs! Britt gets in, holds up a chair, but Rosa avoids the smack!
Rosa rallies with LARIATS! And then she SMACKS Britt on the back! And again! Britt gets up as Rosa roars, STUNNER! Oh hell yeah~! Rosa stomps in the corner, runs corner to corner, A-LIST LARIAT! Then SWINGING METEORA! Fans fire up with Rosa as she goes corner to corner to HESITATION DROPKICK! Rosa drags Britt out, high stacks, TWO! Rosa digs her nails into the wound but Britt hits Rosa back! Rosa scoops, Britt slips off but Rosa elbows her away. Rosa waistlocks but Britt elbows out hard. Britt aims but Rosa dodges and the SUPERKICK hits the ref! Britt is shocked, Rosa waistlocks but ends up RAMMING Britt into the ref!
The ref takes a tumble while Rosa rolls Britt! Rosa would’ve won by now! Rosa lets Britt go to scoop Britt for a FIRE THUNDER DRIVER!! But again, no ref to count this pin! Rosa would’ve won twice over! This feels too much like Revolution! Rosa drags Britt to a drop zone, then places a chair on her! Rosa goes up and fans fire up! But Britt gets up to SMACK Rosa! And again! And again! Rosa is stuck up top, so Britt hurries to move the chair pile to this corner. Britt CLUBS Rosa to keep her in place while she finishes moving furniture around. Britt climbs, Alabama lifts Rosa, FULL METAL AIR RAID CRASH!!!
Britt shouts to the back to get another ref! Here comes Aubrey! She hurries up and inside to count, TWO!?!? Rosa survives and Britt can’t believe it! San Antonio can’t believe it! Rosa is up and she’s throwing hands! Britt gives them back and fans say, “This is Awesome!” Britt argues with Aubrey but now’s not the time! Rosa hurries to a corner, Britt storms over to stomp her! Britt gets a chair, sits it in front of Rosa, and then another. Britt arranges a chair square, then she clubs away on Rosa! Fans duel but there are way more fans for Rosa. Britt puts Rosa up top, adds more chairs to the square, and has a pyramid!
Britt JAMS Rosa with a chair, then adds that to the mess. Britt climbs up, fans are going nuts already, but Rosa throws elbows on Britt! Rosa turns things around on Britt, but they’re brawling up top! Rosa HEADBUTTS Britt! And then SMACKS her off the cage, and Britt falls on the chair tower! Rosa hurries to cover, TWO!?!? How did Britt survive?! Britt SUPERKICKS!! Both women flounder, and Britt gets out of the ring. Britt finds an ace in the hole! The black bag returns, and she SMACKS Rosa around with it first! Then Britt sprinkles out the THUMBTACKS! Britt drags Rosa over, but Rosa wrenches out to kick and reel Britt in!
Britt fights the bomb, to back drop Rosa onto the tacks! Roll up, TWO!! Rosa gets free, but Britt wants the arms! And she had the glove tucked away in her boot! Britt puts the glove on, but Rosa BITES the hand!! Britt CLUBS Rosa, switches sides, but Rosa grabs Britt’s other hand to SLAM it on the tacks!! Britt clutches her left hand, Rosa runs in to kick and POWERBOMB Britt on the tacks! Fans are thunderous as Rosa sees Britt go out. Britt gets one more chair to SMACK Rosa! Rosa sees Britt get in the ring and fans are going nuts for “A E DUB!” Britt haymakers, Rosa kicks low! Rosa reels Britt in, FIRE THUNDER DRIVER on the tacks!! Cover, ROSA WINS!!
Winner: Thunder Rosa, by pinfall (NEW AEW Women’s World Champion)
The literal blood, sweat and tears have all been worth it! La Mera Mera is finally champion! The confetti flies as Rosa holds the gold, and Dustin Rhodes gets in the ring to celebrate with her. Britt’s reign is finally over, what new heights will Rosa take this title to now that she rightfully has it?
My Thoughts:
What an awesome night for AEW! We got a great opener with that Six Man Tag, all the champions against Not Undisputed Era. It makes sense for Cole, Fish & O’Reilly to win, they’ll use this to argue they get title shots before Double or Nothing. The Bucks spark things with FTR, so that’s going to be a good feud that builds those teams up on the road to DoN 2022, also. We got good stuff out of Team Taz interacting with Keith Lee, the Acclaimed and Swerve. Pretty sure Keith beats Caster, and then Team Taz goes after Keith, and maybe Swerve backs Keith up. I don’t know if Keith and Swerve wanna team up so soon in AEW, but they’d make a great combo.
Moxley & Bryan continue to make a great combo, and of course they win over Chuckie T & Wheeler Yuta, but I love that Yuta showed guts standing up to Regal. I do hope Yuta is the first young star to join up with that faction, especially with the subplot of Trent not liking Yuta that much. Garcia is clearly dedicated to the Jericho Appreciation Society so he’s not joining up, and Lee Moriarty doesn’t get enough screen time anywhere in AEW so who knows about him. Speaking of, the JAS had a good group segment. Those stories Jericho had about each member almost made it like they were Faces, but then they went Heel by using the dreaded “sports entertainment.” Can’t wait to see how they play up that aspect in their feuds.
Serena Deeb had a good promo to respond to Shida, but this is already feeling like the problems AEW had with the TBS Championship where it was way too much build and not enough just getting to business. Deeb VS Shida should just happen next week and give us a killer match. Great promo from Red Velvet, too, and same there. I hope we just get Velvet VS Hirsch sooner rather than later. Jade and Sterling had a good promo, too, I can’t wait to see who they put up against her. I feel like 30 being a big number, it should be a big name. Maybe it should be Nyla Rose in Jade’s toughest match yet, so that Jade’s 30th feels really big.
The TNT Championship match was great stuff, even with it being clear that Wardlow was gonna get screwed out. MJF got everyone involved, even American Top Team. The only one not involved is Ethan Page and he’s Scorpio’s tag partner. Scorpio stays champion, he can take on anyone, and obviously we’re getting MJF VS Wardlow. The Hardys had a great match with Private Party, and of course the Hardys win. And of course Andrade and the faction go out to try and go after them, but then Darby & Sting stop that. That 8 Man is coming, maybe even more 2v2 matches like Hardys VS Butcher & Blade, who knows how it ends.
And then we got an awesome cage match. They took full advantage of everything, including the gap between ring and cage to bring out all the things that made their Unsanctioned Match last year so amazing. But Britt should’ve known better, because those things led her to losing that match, too. A ref bump was also great, and Aubrey being the replacement definitely plays into Britt’s old conspiracy theory. But how awesome for Rosa to win. Britt had a great run, to be sure, but Rosa’s going to be a great champion in her own right. Double or Nothing is going to be a great night for her, no matter who she defends against.
My Score: 9/10
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Will TNT be Undisputed?
After pinning him on Wednesday, Adam Cole now challenge Daniel Garcia for the AEW TNT Championship, a week before Revolution!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- FTR VS Kyle O’Reilly & Roderick Strong; Kyle & Roddy win.
- Wheeler Yuta VS Willie Mack; Yuta wins.
- Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Clark Connors; Swerve wins.
- Six Man Tag: Shane Taylor Promotions VS Nick Ruiz, Vinnie Massaro & Dave Dutra; STP wins.
- AEW TNT Championship: Daniel Garcia VS Adam Cole; No Contest, Garcia retains the title.
- Julia Hart VS Queen Aminata; Aminata wins.
- “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs & Bandido VS “Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith; Hobbs & Bandido win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Daniel Garcia & FTR speak.
The TNT Champion tells Adam Cole, “I see the way that you look at me every time we get into that ring. And that look can only mean one of two things: Either you got a crush on ol’ DG, or you want a shot at this belt. So if a shot at the title is what you want, let’s get it.” Dax Harwood says, “The AEW Tag Division has been lost without FTR. But tonight, we’re back.” Cash Wheeler tells Kyle O’Reilly & Roderick Strong, “For the first time in almost 7 years, we step into that ring, and it happens right now.” #TopGuysOut.
The Undisputed Kingdom speaks.
Kyle says, “At one point in time, me and Roderick Strong were the best tag team in the world. Now it’s been six long years since we’ve teamed up and nothing has changed. Well, except we’ve got more experience and more to prove.” Roddy shouts, “F T R~! tonight, it’s Top Guys down.” Adam tells Garcia, “I’ve got all the respect in the world for you. But I don’t want to win the TNT Championship, I need to win the TNT Championship. I’ve never held singles gold here in AEW, and tonight, that changes, because that is Undisputed.”
Julia Hart speaks.
The Princess of the Black Throne tells Queen Aminata, “I heard you want a round two. Let’s hope you don’t regret it. Because the Hart always wins.” But then Kazuchika Okada accidentally steps in. He apologizes to Julia and Brody, saying, “I’m so sorry.” Brody barks at Okada, then he and Julia leave. Okada shines up the Continental Championship belt so he can look at himself. Will the Rainmaker have to deal with the King of Death soon enough?
“Powerhouse” Will Hobbs & Bandido speak.
The hometown hero wears a Golden State Warriors jersey as The Most Wanted tells him tonight, they’re in Hobbs’ hometown, amigo! Hobbs says he and Bandido will “handle town bidness.” Hobbs & Bandido are set to take on Big Bill & Bryan Keith, will the Learning Tree’s Branches finally be cut down?
FTR VS Kyle O’Reilly & Roderick Strong!
As we heard both sides say, it’s been a minute since these two teams faced off. This may not be the Black ‘n’ Gold, but will one of these teams head for tag gold in the near future?
The teams sort out and Roddy starts against Cash. They go around, Cash waistlocks, and they go around some more as Roddy works on the escape. Roddy wrenches free, wristlocks, but Cash rolls. Cash wrenches and wristlocks back, but Roddy slips through and goes for a leg. Roddy trips Cash, covers, ONE, and Cash wrenches right back. Cash hammerlocks, headlocks, then hits the takeover. Roddy headscissors, Cash kips free, and the two stand off. The fans cheer that and the two reset. Roddy and Cash tie up, go around, and Roddy headlocks. Roddy hits the takeover, but Cash keeps his shoulders up.
Cash fights up, powers out, but Roddy runs him over! Things speed up, Roddy runs Cash over again! Roddy keeps moving, but Cash HIP TOSSES him down! The fans fire up while Roddy scrambles away. Roddy tags Kyle and Kyle circles with Cash. The fans duel, “UNDISPUTED!” “F T R!” Cash goes for an arm, wrenches then tags in Dax. Dax takes the handoff to wrench and wristlock. Kyle puts Dax in a corner, the ref calls the break, and Kyle lets go, to then KCIK! SO Dax CHOPS! The fans fire up while both men reset. They tie up, Dax headlocks, but Kyle powers up and out. Dax runs Kyle over, things speed up, and Kyle hits a kitchen sink knee!
Kyle wrenches, cravats, and he fires knees into Dax. Tag to Roddy, they KICK and CHOP away on Dax! Dax CHOPS and DECKS them in return! Dax CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS, then whips. Cash tags in to SHOULDER TACKLE Roddy! Dax atomic drops Kyle and Cash DROPKICKS him! Undisputed Kingdom bails out while Oakland fires up! Cash WRECKS Roddy with a dropkick, then gets him for a TORNADO- NO! Roddy throws Cash away, and Kyle adds a FLYING KNEE! The fans fire up again, and Roddy gives Cash a BARRIER BACKBREAKER! Kyle mocks the pain while Roddy drags Cash into the ring. Roddy covers, ONE!!
Roddy stomps Cash around, facelocks to keep him from Dax, then tags Kyle. We get more KICKS and CHOPS, then Kyle fires KNEE after KNEE into Cash. Kyle clamps on with a COBRA TWIST! Dax coaches Cash, the fans rally up, but Kyle fires knees into Cash. Kyle whips, Cash slips under, hot tag to Dax! Dax JABS, JABS, JABS then DECKS Kyle! And DECKS him! And DECKS Roddy, too! Dax snap suplexes Kyle, then he snap suplexes Roddy onto Kyle! Dax brings Kyle up to whip, but Kyle reverses. Dax snatches Kyle to a cradle, TWO! Dax has Kyle in a corner to CHOP and JAB on repeat!
Roddy CLUBS Dax, whips, but Dax reverses to short arm LARIAT! Dax whips Kyle, Kyle reverse, but Dax reverses back! Kyle avoids the lariat to KICK a leg! Kyle then grabs that leg, but Dax counters with a PILEDRIVER! Cover, FTR- NO, wait! Dax notices Kyle’s foot is on the ropes! He stops the ref from calling FTR the winners, and even Cash agrees. If they’re to beat Kyle & Roddy, it has to be undisputed. Kyle wakes up, and he even clings to the ropes, thinking the match is still going. Dax & Cash talk with the ref, the ref still wants to declare this over, but FTR refuses! They want the match to continue! Are they sure? Yes, they are!
The ref tells the ring announcer that this match is going to restart! The fans cheer, the bell rings, and Dax POSTS Kyle! Dax then gives Kyle a moment to get up before he goes for the buckle. But Kyle blocks that to buckle bump Dax! Cash tags in, he CLUBS Kyle, and then drags him in through the ropes. Kyle rains down forearms, then he CHOPS! Kyle sputters, Cash UPPERCUTS him! Kyle dangles from the ropes, Cash stands him up, and he CHOPS again! The ref keeps Roddy back, Dax brings Kyle up just to LARIAT him into the ring! Cash covers, TWO!! Kyle survives, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Cash drags Kyle up, CLUBS him on the neck, then brings him around. Cash snapmares Kyle and runs, BASEMENT UPPERCUT! Cash paces around Kyle, drags him up, and tags Dax. They whip to drop toehold and ELBOW DROP! Kyle writhes, Dax drops KNEE after KNEE on him! Dax paces, then he brings Kyle up. Dax puts Kyle in the ropes again, to ROCK, KICK, and repeat! Kyle flops around, Dax brings him out, and then SLINGSHOT SUPLEXES! Cover, TWO! Dax is annoyed but he tags in Cash. Dax bumps Kyle off Cash’s BOOTS, and Kyle falls back. Cash looms over Kyle, but Kyle fires body shots.
Cash whips, but Kyle reverses, and Cash is sent into Dax’s BOOT! Kyle crawls, but Dax tags in and ENZIGIRIS him down! Dax drags Kyle up, clamps on a chinlock, and he squeezes tight. Kyle endures as Collision returns to single picture. The fans rally, Kyle fights up, and he JAWBREAKERS free! Dax falls, hot tag back to Cash! Cash intercepts Kyle and then taunts Roddy. But Kyle dodges Cash, Cash crashes into the buckles! Kyle crawls, the fans fire up, but Dax tags back in! Dax intercepts Kyle, PILE- NO, Kyle fights it, slips under, hot tag to Roddy! Roddy rallies on FTR, then BACKBRAEKER for Cash! Roddy dodges Dax to DROPKICK!
Oakland fires up with Roddy and he KNEES Dax against ropes! Then he goes side to side for a forearm SMASH, then atomic FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Dax toughs it out but Roddy drags him back up. Roddy clinches, Dax fights it, “This is Awesome!” as Dax CLUBS free. Dax CHOPS Roddy, Roddy ROCKS Dax, repeat! Roddy fires elbow after elbow, then fireman’s carries. Cash saves Dax, so Roddy gets Cash with the OLYMPIC SLAM! Dax waistlocks, Roddy bucks the O’Conner! Roddy gets around, OLYMPIC SLAM! The fans fire up and Roddy staggers to his feet. Roddy runs up on Dax, forearm SMASH! Tag to Kyle!
Kyle KNEES Dax, then AX ‘N’ DOUBLE SMASH! Cover, Cash breaks it! The fans fire up and Roddy fires forearms and CHOPS on Cash! Cash DUMPS Roddy out, then kicks Kyle! Kyle blocks to ANKLE LOCK!! Cash taps but only Dax counts! Dax O’Conner Rolls Kyle, TWO! Dax crashes into Cash, Kyle rolls Dax up! TWO, into the ANKLE LOCK!! Kyle has Dax caught!! The fans are thunderous as Dax endures and fights around! Dax rolls over, kicks Kyle away, Cash ROCKS Kyle! Dax rolls Kyle up, with tights!? TWO!! Where’d the fair ‘n’ square stuff from earlier go? Dax is frustrated, he drags Kyle up, and he tags in Cash.
FTR has Kyle set up as Cash climbs, MIND- NO, Kyle fights it enough, and Roddy STRONG KNEES Cash down! Kyle fires forearms on Dax, then he reels Dax in! Roddy climbs, Cash SHOVES him down! Roddy goes up, Dax fights against Kyle’s Guillotine Facelock, and Cash FLYING ELBOWS Kyle down! Cover, TWO!! Kyle survives again but FTR hurries to get him up! Cash climbs again, MIND BREAKER PILEDRIVER!!! Cover, RODDY BREAKS IT! The fans are thunderous as all four men are down! They cheer “A E DUB! A E DUB!” for making this the opener. Roddy stands, but Dax KNEES him out of the ring!
Cash hauls Kyle up in a fireman’s carry, then puts him up top. Fans hope they “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this has to end somehow! Dax tags in, goes up, but Roddy anchors Kyle! Kyle fires body shots, and he DECKS Dax! Roddy fires off on Cash, but Cash APRON DDTS Roddy! Kyle BOOTS Cash! Dax UPPERCUTS Kyle! Dax climbs, Cash tags in, and they try again! SUPER DUPER PLEX for the Power! DIVING SPLASH for the Glory!! Cover, TWO?!?!? HOW?!? Kyle shows some superhuman grit and FTR cannot believe it! The fans are losing their minds but FTR just regroups. They wait on Kyle, he staggers up and around, SHATTER- STRONG KNEE!!
Kyle has Cash, feeds him to SWEEP THE LEG!! Cover, UNDISPUTED KINGDOM WINS!!
Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall
The irony of FTR playing fair, they would’ve won this earlier! But now, Kyle & Roddy snatch that victory away for their own! FTR regroup, and they accept this defeat. Roddy & Kyle offer handshakes, but FTR reject those! Will FTR just have to accept that there are new top guys in AEW?
Willow Nightingale speaks.
“The Con-chair-to I gave Marina Shafir echoed through the entire building. I know it’s still ringing in her ears. I know the Death Riders all heard it, and I hope everyone in the locker room heard it, too. I have gone through so much in AEW. Through it all, I kept smiling. But a few people have forgotten what happens when the smiling stops. Cope knows, Jay White knows, and Mox knows, too. I am the Babe with the Power, and I’m not afraid to use it.”
Wheeler Yuta VS Willie Mack!
Speaking of the Death Riders, The Decoder is the only pawn left. Will Jon Moxley be able to have one line of defense at Revolution? Or will The Return of the Mack to AEW indirectly help Cope out?
The bell rings, the fans rally for Mack as he and Yuta circle. They tie up, Yuta waistlocks and CLUBS Mack on the back. Yuta bumps Mack off buckles, then CHOPS! Mack frowns, but Yuta RAMS into him! Yuta CHOPS, RAMS, and whips corner to corner. Mack reverses. Yuta hits buckles, but then Yuta goes up an dover. Mack comes back but Yuta knees low. Yuta CLAWS Mack’s face, THROWS him down, then SENTONS! The fans boo but Yuta taunts Willie as he circles around. Yuta grabs a leg, pulls on it, and he turns Mack over for a HALF CRAB! Mack endures, reaches out, and he fights towards ropes!
The fans rally up, Mack grabs the ROPEBREAK! Yuta lets go in frustration, but he CHOKES Mack! The ref counts, Yuta steps off, and Yuta says he has ’til five! Copying Bryan Danielson as always, Yuta brings Mack up to swing on Mack. Mack counter punches! And CHOPS! And counter punches to then ROLLING ELBOW! Yuta rewinds, gets around Mack, GERMAN SUPLEX! Mack tumbles, Yuta growls, and the fans boo. Yuta goes up a corner, but Mack is up on his feet! Mack ROCKS Yuta, climbs up, but Yuta BITES Mack’s forehead! Yuta shoves Mack back, then leaps, but Mack gets under! And he LARIATS Yuta!
Yuta staggers to his feet, Mack whips him, and then CALF KICKS him down! Yuta flounders to a corner, the fans fire up for Mack, and Mack hits a CANNONBALL! The fans fire up while Yuta staggers around again. Mack scoops and SLAMS Yuta, then give shim the “WHOOP WHOOP” STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, ONE?! Yuta is tougher than that, but Mack says that’s just fine. Time for some Stone Cold! But Yuta stops the stunner, then dodges, BUSAIKU KNEE!! Cover, Yuta wins!
Winner: Wheeler Yuta, by pinfall
Yuta withstood the Mack attack, and he glares into the camera as if he’s daring The Rated R Superstar to try something. Well first, Jon Moxley makes his way out, carrying the AEW World Championship briefcase for himself for once. And he CLOBBERS Mack with it! The fans boo but The Maniac has Yuta hold onto the case. Moxley soaks up the heat from Oakland to then force a cameraman to get in the ring. Moxley also grabs a mic, then he tells Oakland, “This is none of your business! I’ve got a lesson to teach my young protege here about finishing the job.”
Moxley tells Yuta that when he says ready, go take Cope out. Understood? Yuta nods, but Moxley says Cope cannot leave the ring under his own power. Cope cannot have a clear shot at the title, this is what Yuta was made for. Cope does NOT walk away! So finish the job. Moxley clamps onto Mack and tells Yuta to finish the job! Yuta CLOBBERS Mack with the briefcase! Mack falls in a heap, and Moxley takes his leave. The Decoder will battle Adam Copeland this Wednesday, will the last Dynamite before Revolution be Cope’s last Dynamite period? Or is no one ready to get Rated R like Cope?
Mercedes Mone speaks.
“Oaklaaand~! You better say hello to your C E-” Oh hey, it’s Billie Starkz! She has the TBS Championship after how Mone ran away without it last Wednesday. Mone is mad, and she says, “Gimme this!” Mone snatches the title back, Billie says Momo wants Mone to enjoy this while it lasts. Because at Revolution, Momo takes that title for her own. Oh, and Billie got Mone some tea. Billie SPLASHEs it in Mone’s face, payback of her own! Mone is furious, but will she be further humiliated when she downgrades from #FourBeltsMone to just three?
Toni Storm speaks.
Timeless Toni is bedridden, wearing a neck brace, as she says, “You know the nice part about being piledriven on stage and waking up to panicked doctor and dozens of messages asking me if I’ll ever walk again? It really gives you time to think. It gives you time to think if this has all been worth it, or if the past 15 years of my life have been a complete waste of time. Because my dreams have been haunted by a woman who won’t let me wake up. Darling, let’s get lucid. What do you want, Mariah? My title? You can pry it from my cold, dead hips. My soul? I’m going to leave at home. Or do you just want the spotlight that drove you to me in the first place? Now that, I can give you.
“Did you like Australia? Because I consider it foreplay. You want a Hollywood ending? Well so do I. And because nothing ever ends well in Tinsel Town… Disqualifications? I don’t want them. count outs? I don’t need them. Ropebreaks? Piss off! Not a single hold will be barred, and falls count anywhere in the entire bloody building! Mariah… My sweet, dear Mariah… I hope you believe in God, because now… You’re going to meet Her!” Toni yanks her neck brace off, and The Hollywood Ending is now ANYTHING GOES! Will this trilogy’s end be truly timeless?
Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Clark Connors!
While the Realest is set to face the One & Only once again, with one of them becoming #1 contender to the AEW World Championship, he must sharpen his edge. Will the Most Dangerous Man stand tall against 100 Proof? Or will this War Dog win one for Bullet Club?
The bell rings and Oakland cheers for “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Connors runs up, Swerve dodges and fires off fast hands! Swerve CHOPS, but Connors brushes all that off. Swerve says okay, and he CHOPS again! Connors felt that one and he goes to a corner. Swerve says Connors doesn’t know who he’s dealing with. Swerve whips Connors corner to corner, UPPERCUTS, then he snapmares to go up. FALLING UPPERCUT! Swerve hits the Griddy, the fans cheer, and Swerve goes back to Connors. Swerve stands Connors up but Connors pulls hair! The ref reprimands, Connors CLAWS Swerve’s eyes, then whips.
Swerve reverses, Connors redirects, and he POUNCES Swerve! Connors argues with the ref about getting in the way. The fans boo but Connors tells them to shut up. Connors says this is HIS house now! He stomps a mudhole into Swerve, then digs his boots in. The ref counts, Connors steps off, and the fans boo again. Swerve rises, Connors GRINDS his face against ropes! The ref counts, Connors lets go, but he KICKS the ropes to jam Swerve up! Connors stalks Swerve to a corner, CHOPS him, but Swerve just snarls. Swerve CHOPS back, so Connors CHOPS again! And again, and again, and again!
The fans fire up while Connors knees low then stomps another mudhole! The ref counts, Connors stops, but then he UPPERCUTS Swerve! Swerve blocks a kick, slips around, and hits a BACKBREAKER! Swerve cartwheels, traps the arm and pulls the other, to then STMOP the arm! Nana says THAT is the Swerve he wants! Connors bails out while Collision goes picture in picture.
Swerve watches Connors as the ref checks that arm. The arm is working so Connors is still in this. Swerve paces while Connors takes his time returning. Connors goes around the way but Swerve is there to grab the arm! Swerve wrenches, ELBOW BREAKERS, and Connors goes back tot he floor. Swerve storms after him, clamps onto the bad arm, and wrenches it for a double wristlock. Swerve then hammerlocks the arm to RAM Connors into railing! Nana is fired up while Connors writhes. Swerve storms up on Connors again, stands him up, and puts him in the ring. Swerve KICKS Connors around, stomps him down, and Collision goes to break.
Collision returns as Swerve twists Connors around in a modified Octopus Stretch. Connors endures, fights, but Swerve knuckle locks and RAMS the bad arm! And RAMS it again, and again! Connors ROCKS Swerve with his forearm again and again, but Swerve ROCKS Connors back! Swerve whips, Connors reverses, then Connors goes the other way! But Swerve dodges the Jeep Flipper and even the powerslam! Gator roll and deadlift, but Connors slips free! Connors shoves Swerve, Swerve bounces off buckles, into the SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up while both men are down, and Connors goes toa corner.
Connors aims, runs in, but Swerve UP KICKS! And UP KICKS the arm! ROLLING KICK! Connors goes to a corner, Swerve hoists him up top. Swerve climbs up after Connors, and he brings Connors to the top. SUPER DUPER BACK SUPLEX! The fans are all fired up while Swerve covers, TWO! Connors survives but Swerve stays focused. Swerve half nelsons, but Connors fights it, so Swerve switches to the other side. Connors ELBOWS free, but Swerve SOBATS, HAYMAKERS, and ROLLING ELOBWS! Swerve runs, into a HEADBUTT! Connors then GERMAN SUPLEXES! Swerve flounders, Connors runs, but Swerve somersaults! COMPLETE SHOT!
The fans fire up as Swerve goes right up! Connors sits up, into the KILL- NO, Connors dodges to SPEAR!! But he can’t make the cover! Connors crawls over, now he covers, TWO!! Swerve survives and Nana coaches him up. Connors brings Swerve up, puts one out, but Swerve fights the No Chaser to knuckle lock! Straight arm lever, but Connors sunset flips, with tights! TWO!! Swerve escapes, Connors gets around, but Swerve switches. They switch and switch, then Connors ripcords, but again Swerve says no! Swerve WRINGS the arm, then hits a HOUSE CALL! Cover, Swerve wins!
Winner: Swerve Strickland, by pinfall
That edge is razor sharp, and he says this is the beginning of Swerve’s road back to the world title. First stop: Los Angeles. Swerve tells Ricochet that he is just in Swerve’s way. Swerve will take Ricochet down and take back “our legacy!” The contract signing is this Wednesday, will these two keep it to just putting pen to paper?
AEW shares footage from after last Wednesday Night Dynamite.
The Hurt Syndicate was heading out, ready to have some steaks, when The Outrunners hurried after them. They hope MVP saw that out there! Truth & Turbo did it! They beat the Murder Machines! And now they’re gonna get their chance at the titles, they can’t thank MVP enough! Yes, MVP did see that. But did you see when the Hurt Syndicate went out there, distracted Lance Archer and all that, and then they capitalized on that? No, didn’t think so. But hey, they are men of honor and men of their word, Hurt Syndicate will face The Outrunners for the titles.
But there’s still time before the PPV. MVP suggests they get their business in order. At Revolution, Truth & Turbo will be swimming with sharks. Turbo thought they were wrestling, but sure! This is great, they thank MVP again. The Hurt Syndicate head out, and Truth says this is it! They’ve waited 20 long rookie years for this! They’re gonna be the champs! Truth & Turbo shake hands on it, but will this be their rise to the top? Or will they learn The All Mighty & The Standard of Excellence mean it when they say #WeHurtPeople?
Harley Cameron joins commentary.
Oakland is fired up for the wild Aussie, but Tony Schiavone says she’s not scheduled for anything in particular. What’s she got on her mind? Harley says that as we all know, she just won a big match on Dynamite against Deonna Purrazzo. Schiavone says that’s right, and she got the win. They watch a replay of that finish, and Schiavone congratulates her on that win. Harley thanks him for that, and yes, she has gotten going. And after she hit Deonna with “that,” she couldn’t help but notice that commentary didn’t really call it anything. Nigel McGuiness says that to be fair, Nigel wasn’t there.
But if he had a dollar for every move Tony Schiavone didn’t know the name of, Nigel would be a millionaire. Schiavone says more like just $3. But he didn’t know that Harley was gonna pull that move out so he didn’t know what to call it. Harley says she really hadn’t, so she just gave it a shot. It worked out, so what should we name it? Harley wants to name her finishing move? Yes, she wants to name her finishing move. Wait! That’s it! It’s Harley’s Finishing Move! GENIUS! What? That way, whenever she hits it, just say it! That’s Her Finishing Move! EXACTLY! Schiavone is a genius! And now, FEEL THE WRATH!
Backstage interview with Big Boom AJ & Big Justice.
Alicia Atout is with the Costco Guys as they enjoy their double chunk chocolate cookies, but then Johnny TV bumps past them! Johnny says, “Whoops. I saw you disrespecting my boys, MXM, back when I wasn’t around. But I’m here now.” And so is AJ! Yeah, but the difference is, AJ just go there. Johnny’s been here awhile. And what Johnny would like to see is to find two friends who will take on Johnny & MXM for a Six Man Tag at Revolution! And by the way, Big Justice and a cookie don’t count. Johnny disrespects the cookie, then storms off. Justice says they gotta find two friends and fast.
Six Man Tag: Shane Taylor Promotions VS Nick Ruiz, Vinnie Massaro & Dave Dutra!
Lee Moriarty, Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo are looking to represent and redeem STP here on Collision after falling to the Undisputed Kingdom not too long ago. Will #TAIGASTYLE & The Infantry march right through Oakland? Or will they be the ones having to go back to Boot Camp?
The trios sort out and Carlie starts against Vinnie, both men looking like bad news and tattoos. Vinnie wrenches an arm, Carlie breaks free and DECKS Vinnie! Vinnie tags in Ruiz, but Carlie gets around him to RAM him into the STP corner! The Infantry mugs Ruiz, but the ref backs Carlie off. Carlie “apologizes,” but then he jukes the ref to CARLIE CROSSOVER! Ruiz sputters, Dean tags in, and Dean sends Carlie in for a forearm SMASH! Carlie goes back, Dean whips him back in, another forearm SMASH! Dean BLASTS Dutra & Vinnie, then he ELBOWS Ruiz! “This is S T P!” LARIAT! Tag back to Carlie, and Infantry say TWO 2 DA HEAD!!
Tag to Lee Moriarty, and Infantry CLOBBER Dutra & Vinnie on the outside! THE FANG for Ruiz! Cover, STP wins!
Winners: Shane Taylor Promotions, by pinfall
It was barely a warm-up for STP, but they don’t get paid by the hour. Will there be nothing that stops STP rising up- WAIT, Adam Cole makes his way out here now? He doesn’t sweat the STP, but will he have to put in some serious work against Red Death? Or will the TNT Championship be Undisputed?
AEW TNT Championship: Daniel Garcia VS Adam Cole!
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and as Garcia says, let’s get it!
The bell rings and the fans rally up as Garcia and Cole stare down. They circle, feel things out, and tie up. Cole wrenches, wristlocks, but Garcia pries at the hold. Garcia wrenches, wristlocks back, but Cole spins and slips around to a waistlock. Cole SLAMS Garcia down, but lets him up, so he can say, “ADAM COLE, BAYBAY!” Cole smirks but so does Garcia. They go again, tie up, and Cole wrenches. Cole wristlocks but Garcia rolls. Garcia wrenches, waistlocks, then snapmares Cole for a ghost pin, TWO! Garcia trips Cole, ONE, but then Garcia rolls him again! ONE, and the two stand off again. The fans cheer as Garcia puts up his dukes! AND DOES HIS DANCE!
Cole smirks, offers a handshake, and Garcia accepts. The fans cheer the sportsmanship, but then Garcia keeps Cole close. Garcia whips, drops down, hurdles over, but Cole shoves him. Garcia turns backdrop into TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! The fans fire up while Cole goes to a corner. Garcia runs up and LARIATS! Garcia then climbs up, rains down fists, but Cole slips out at 5 to SUPERKICK the legs out! Garcia is stuck in the ropes, and Cole DRAPING BACKSTABBERS! Garcia writhes, the fans fire up, and Cole drags Garcia up. Cole turns Garcia for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE! Garcia shows some grit but Cole brings him up again.
Cole turns Garcia, HANGING NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Garcia is still in this but Cole KNEES him in the back. Garcia goes to ropes, Cole CLUBS him, then Cole snap suplexes! Cover, TWO! Cole stays on Garcia with another KNEE to the back, then he clamps on a chinlock. Garcia endures, the fans rally, and Garcia fights up. Garcia fires body shots, shoves Cole, but avoids a boot! Cole PELES Garcia, reels him in, fireman’s carries, but Garcia makes it to the apron! Garcia has a leg, DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Cole writhes and flops out of the ring. Garcia brings him around and makes him take a seat against barriers!
Garcia gets space, the fans fire up, and Garcia runs in, DROPKICK against railing! The fans are thunderous while Garcia flexes, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Garcia high-fives fans, fist bumps others, then kisses the nice old lady on the forehead. Garcia drags Cole up and THROWS him into barriers! Garcia sends Cole back into the barriers, then puts him in the ring. Garcia storms up on Cole, wraps his leg around ropes, and pulls! Garcia then flexes while he stands on the leg. The ref counts, Garcia has the fans count along, and he steps off at 4. Cole crawls away but Garcia drags him around by a leg, GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Garcia stands on the leg to dig his heel in, and he mocks the “BAYBAY!” Garcia then steps off and Cole goes to ropes. Garcia pulls on the bad leg, but stops at 4.
Garcia looms over Cole, but Cole fires body shots! Garcia stomps the bad leg! Garcia drags Cole around, hooks the legs up, and he gets fans to cheer him and boo Cole, before he STOMPS the knees! Garcia then clamps on a headlock and grinds Cole into the mat. Cole fights up to fire body shots, but Garcia ROCKS him in return! Cole knees low, whips, but Garcia reverses. Garcia runs up, but into a BOOT! Cole runs. Garcia dodges, but then Cole dodges! Both men ROCK each other with forearms, then BOOT each other! DOUBLE LARIATS collide and both men fall! Collision returns to single picture and Oakland rallies for both men.
Cole rises, fireman’s carries, but Garcia slips free. Garcia clamps onto Cole’s neck, Cole breaks free, but Garcia CHOPS! Garcia runs, but Cole BOOTS him! Cole fireman’s carries, then USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! Garcia survives, Cole slaps his leg, and the fans rally up again. Cole hobbles over to Garcia, suplexes, but Garcia fights, to TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT again! But Garcia holds on and says he’s got more! Only for Cole to GHOSTBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Garcia survives and the fans fire up! Cole goes to a corner, climbs up, and he takes aim. Garcia rises, and he CHOPS first! And CHOPS again! Then he positions Cole and climbs up!
Garcia CLUBS away on Cole’s bad leg, then he brings Cole up. Cole fires body shots, then he CLUBS Garcia! Cole clamps on, but Garcia fights the lift! Garcia CLUBS the bad leg, HEADBUTTS Cole, then brings Cole up again! They go to the very top, for a SUPER DUPER PLEX! Roll through, and then a PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Cole survives and Garcia is fuming! “This is Awesome!” as Garcia rises. Cole sits up, Garcia reels him back in, but Cole trips Garcia for a jackknife bridge! TWO, 52 Fake Out! Then the SUPERKICK! Cole goes up, takes aim, PANAMA SUNRISE!! Garcia flounders, Cole crawls to the cover, TWO!!!
The fans fire up again as Garcia survives! Perhaps the damage to Cole’s leg was the key. Even so, Cole brings down his kneepad, and here comes the- NO, Garcia ducks The Boom to SAIDO! Cole bails out, Garcia hurries after him! Garcia runs up, into a SUPERKICK! Cole hits THE BOOM!! Cole drags Garcia up and into the ring, then covers, TWO!?! Garcia survives and Cole is shocked! Cole goes back to the corner, Garcia staggers around, but Cole has to abandon the sunrise. SUPER- NO, Garcia blocks the kick to have an ANKLE LOCK!! Cole endures, flails, reaches out, and the fans rally as Garcia puts on more pressure!
Garcia drags Cole back, and GRAPEVINES the leg!! Cole endures, flails, thinks about it, but then he powers his way forward! Oakland is thunderous as Cole claws his way over, to the ROPEBREAK!! Garcia lets go, HAMMERS away on Cole, then backs off to catch his breath. Garcia goes to the apron to join Cole, and he drags Cole up. Garcia lifts for an APRON PILEDRIVER!! Cole is down on the outside and a ring count begins! Cole is still down at 5 of 10, but he stirs at 6! Cole reaches out at 7, hurries to his feet, and he slides in at 9.9! Cole and Garcia stare down, teeth grit, and they stand up to fire forearms! The fans fire up as the shots go fast ‘n’ furious!
Cole and Garcia hit the 15 minute warning, that means five to go! Garcia CLUBS Cole, Cole fires a body shot, but WAIT! STP ATTACKS!!
No Contest; Garcia retains the title.
The fans boo as Lee, Dean & Carlie ruin this match, all to make sure Cole paid for that disrespect! Matt Menard is on commentary, so he storms off to go help Garcia. Only for Shane Taylor himself to CLOBBER him!! Shane talks trash on Daddy Magic, and he takes the TNT Championship from the timekeeper! Shane sits Cole up so Infantry can give him TWO 2 DA HEAD!! And Lee puts Garcia in the BORDER CITY STRETCH!! Will the ROH Pure Champion look to settle things with one of his greatest rivals, all for the TNT Championship?
Big Boom AJ speaks.
“There’s a lot of ego around here in AEW, and the disrespect of the double chunk chocolate cookie! First it was QT Marshall, and tonight, it was that no good Johnny TV knocked the double chunk chocolate cookie right out of my hand. Johnny TV, you said you and your friends, MXM, want to take on Big Boom AJ and two friends at Revolution? Big Justice is out there right now-” Wait, he runs back in! And he tells Papa AJ that he found somebody! C’mon in! It’s Freshly Squeezed Orange Cassidy! That makes three! Whoa, whoa, Big Justice. You will be one of the best wrestlers one day. Maybe even AEW World Champion.
But for Revolution, Justice is better served in the corner. Cassidy says it’s fine, he has a friend. Here comes Mark Briscoe! The Sussex County Chicken says Big Justice can stand down, his opportunity to kick butt in the ring will come in the future! Of that, Briscoe is sure! But for now, please allow Mark Briscoe to do the ass whoopin’, cuz his main man with the game plan, OC, called him up on the cellphone and said, “Do you wanna do some conglomeratin’?” Mark said damn right! It’s been too long since they did that! So the three of them, with Big Justice in the corner, will take on MXM TV!
They think they’re fashionable? They think they’re stylish? Mark’s got their fashion right here! Johnny TV, MXM, at Revolution, Briscoe will whoop dat ass! And he’ll tell you what else! Cassidy has Briscoe hold on. What’s the Word of the Day? Oh, Justice has an idea! He whispers it to Mark, and Mark nods. The word of the day is… BOOM~! Will Big Boom AJ and the Conglomeration be more than #TVReady when AEW arrives in Los Angeles?
Julia Hart VS Queen Aminata!
The Princess of the Black Throne took everything the One True African Queen had to give and still won out. But now it’s round two, and surely both women have prepared new game plans. In fact, Serena Deeb has a quick video message to confirm The Professor of Pro-Wrestling gave Aminata the winning strategy. Will Aminata use what she’s learned? Or will we all learn that the Hart Always Wins?
The bell rings and Julia smirks as she and Aminata circle. They tie up, go around, and Aminata puts Julia in a corner. The ref counts, Aminata lets off, and the fans duel. Julia and Aminata circle, tie up again, and Julia headlocks. Aminata wrenches out, steps over, and gives Julia the twerk attack! The fans fire up, then Aminata headlocks. Aminata hits a takeover, Julia fights around, but the shoulders are down! TWO, and Julia fights up. Julia fires body shots, then headlocks. Aminata powers out the back, headlocks again, and the fans duel more. Julia powers up but Aminata hits another takeover.
The fans rally while Julia endures. Julia headscissors, Aminata kips free, and the two stand off. The fans cheer, the two go again, and they tie up. Julia kicks low, kicks again, then runs. Aminata scoops but Julia tilt-o-whirls to RANA! Aminata goes to a corner, Julia runs up to LARIAT! Julia runs side to side and ELBOWS Aminata! Then Julia snapmares and covers, ONE! Julia clamps onto Aminata with a chinlock, but Aminata fights up. Aminata fires body shots, Julia whips, and Julia ROCKS her! Julia runs, Aminata ROCKS her! Aminata runs, Julia ROCKS her, but then Aminata follows to CHOP BLOCK!
Aminata SMASHES Julia’s knee again and again! The fans fire up and perhaps Aminata is using Serena’s strategy. Aminata looms over Julia while Collision goes picture in picture.
Aminata paces around Julia, stomps the legs, then DDTS the foot! Cover, TWO! Julia is still in this but Aminata looms over her again. Aminata drags Julia up by her hair, snap suplexes, then watches Julia crawl away. Aminata storms up, wraps the bad leg around ropes, and pulls! The ref counts, Aminata runs side to side to BOOT WASH the leg! Cover, TWO! Aminata is annoyed, but she CHOPS Julia on the back! Aminata has the leg, for a KNEE JAMMER! Julia endures, even as Aminata kneels on the leg. Julia fires hands, but Aminata ROCKS her with just one! Aminata then KNEES the hamstring! And KNEES it again!
Aminata drags Julia around, almost toys with her, then KICKS the leg! Julia crawls, Aminata KNEES her in the side, then KNEES her again! Aminata is keeping Julia down while Collision goes to break.
Collision returns and Aminata has Julia in a leg hook FULL NELSON! Aminata not only bends Julia’s arms back, but she pushes Julia down, making her kiss the canvas! And again, and again, and again! The fans rally as Julia endures, and she powers up to push back! Stack cover, TWO! Aminata lets Julia go to facelock, but Julia fires body shots. Julia then DOUBLE CHOPS! Aminata snarls, swings, but Julia bobs ‘n’ weaves to fire forearm after forearm! Julia runs, LARIATS, but Aminata stays up. Julia LARIATS again, then gets around Aminata. Aminata switches, lifts, but Julia victory rolls! TWO!! Aminata is free, runs up, but only gets buckles!
Julia runs back in, and she FLYING FOREARMS! Then FLYING FOREARMS again! Julia wrenches Aminata, S T O! And STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Aminata stays in this, but Julia clamps on! Aminata fights, the fans duel, and Julia still has the HARTLESS LOCK!! Aminata endures, kicks and fights her way to a cradle, TWO!! Julia lets go in time, but Aminata DOUBLE CHOPS! Julia goes to a corner, Aminata runs up, but Julia BOOTS her down! Julia drags Aminata into the drop zone, STOMPS her, then goes up the corner! The fans fire up for the HART SAULT! But Aminata moves! CROWN HER!!
Julia falls back from that headbutt onto the ropes! Aminata runs, BOOT WASH against the ropes!! #OffWithHerHead!! And then a high stack, AMINATA WINS!!
Winner: Queen Aminata, by pinfall
Serena’s strategies and Aminata’s abilities made for a winning combination here tonight! Brody checks on Julia, but OKADA slithers in! BELT SHOT for Brody!! The Rainmaker mocks the barking, then flips Brody off! Okada beat Buddy in Australia, and he has made Brody the prey rather than the hunter! But will Okada regret punking out Brody like that?
Kenny Omega speaks.
“While I was out for an entire year, having to sit in bed, watching the shows on TV, wondering if I’d ever wrestle again, I had to hear Uncle Don every single week, week in and week out, talk about how Takeshita beat Kenny Omega twice in one week. Takeshita beat Kenny Omega twice in one week, twice in one week, twice in one week. It tends to get on your nerves. It tends to piss you off. And I’m not gonna lie, I’m pissed off as it is. But what I’m about to do to you, Takeshita, it isn’t about revenge. No, it’s not about you beating me twice in one week. It’s about what you hold and what it represents. That belt.
“Because he who holds the belt is regarded as the best. And if you can beat me three times, Takeshita… Maybe it’s time for me to admit something. Maybe it’s time for me to admit that you’re better. Maybe it’s time for me to admit that you really were Don’s real meal ticket. Maybe it’s time for me to admit that I can never challenge for a major belt ever again, and that the old Kenny Omega is gone. But the way that I see it, is that I’ve had an entire year to clear my mind, refocus, hone in on my training, to sharpen all those dull points, to make my weaknesses into strengths.
“Now I don’t have the extra baggage of the friends that left me behind. I don’t have the extra baggage of being an EVP. My entire focus is your belt. It’s not revenge, it’s not because of Don. Not even because of you. I want that gold. At Revolution, I’m taking it.” The Cleaner has made his motives clear, but will he still be The Best Bout Machine? Or is Konosuke Takeshita truly the Alpha to Kenny Omega?
BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!
AEW in Sacramento already has Swerve and Ricochet signing their contract as well as Cope VS Yuta, but now we add Thunder Rosa & Kris Statlander VS Megan Bayne & Penelope Ford to the mix! Will La Mera Mera & The Galaxy’s Greatest take down the Megasus & Superbad Girl? Or will the former champions be mere stepping stones for the mythical rise of Megan & Penelope?
“Powerhouse” Will Hobbs & Bandido VS “Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith!
Oakland’s own returns home, and he teams up with The Most Wanted to take on their common enemies! The Learning Tree still hasn’t given up on this grudge, but will they finally put this to bed? Or will Hobbs’ homecoming see him handle #TownBidness?
The teams sort out, and The Powerhouse starts against The Redwood. Oakland is all fired up for Hobbs as he stares down Bill. Bill says okay, okay, nope. Tag to The Bad Apple and the fans boo. Keith steps to Hobbs, gets right in Hobbs’ face, but then he sees how big the biceps, triceps, lats and pecs are. Keith says okay hold on. And he kicks low! Keith whips, but Hobbs blocks! Hobbs whips, Keith leaps, but Keith bounces off of those pecs! Hobbs hauls Keith up, suplexes, and he holds Keith up! The fans fire up, Bandido tags in, and then it’s a handoff to the military press! ONE ARM, then a TOSS back to Hobbs, for a FALL AWAY SLAM!
Keith tumbles away while Hobbs & Bandido stand tall together! The fans are thunderous as Bandido brings Keith up, but Keith hits a body blow! Tag to Bill and the fans boo. Bill towers over Bandido, and he KNEES Bandido low! Bill scoops, Bandido slips free, but Bill blocks the kick to back suplex! Bandido lands out again, runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Bill still catches him! SKYSCRAPER- NO, Bandido flips free and he aims the finger gun! The fans fire up but Bill is frustrated. Bill calls for the showdown! They go back to back, nod, and they head for corners, only for Bill to turn right around! But Bandido ducks the cheap shot!
Bandido fires off in a corner, whips, but Bill reverses. Bill runs up, Bandido slips to the outside! Bandido GAMANGIRIS, but Bill distracts the ref. Keith BOOTS Bandido, and then Bill BOOTS Hobbs! The fans boo but Redwood and Bad Apple soak up the heat while Collision goes picture in picture.
Bill raises his fist to soak up all that heat, and Keith BOOTS Bandido again! Keith tells Oakland to RESPECT The Learning Tree, then he puts Bandido in. Keith tags in, then stalks Bandido. Keith plays some rope-a-dope before he CHOPS! And then CHOPS! Bandido falls, Keith covers, TWO! Keith rains down punches but the ref reprimands about closed fists. Keith lets off, drags Bandido up, and he brings Bandido over to tag in Bill. The Learning Tree mugs Bandido, and Bill mocks the fans. Bill taunts Hobbs, stands Bandido up, but Bandido fires body shots. Bill ROCKS Bandido, then taunts Hobbs.
Hobbs storms in, the ref has him stand back, and this just lets the Learning Tree mug Bandido more! Keith CHOKES Bandido, but he lets off before the ref catches him. Bill BOOTS Bandido, then tags in Keith. Bandido digs his boot in, stops at 4, and Keith ROCKS Bandido! And ROCKS him again! Keith drags Bandido up, winds up, and DECKS Bandido! Keith CLUBS Bandido, then clamps on with a CAMEL CLUTCH! Bandido endures, Hobbs rallies the fans, but Keith CLAWS at the mask! Collision returns to single picture as Keith stops that, only to bring Bandido up. Bandido fights the clinch, but Bill tags in!
Keith holds Bandido up, Bill kicks low, then Keith hits an EXPLODER! Bill drops a BIG ELBOW! Cover, Hobbs breaks it up! The fans cheer, Bill is mad, but Bill drags Bandido up. Bill hoists Bandido up, but Bandido fires punches! Bandido is free, then he dodges Bill! Bill hits buckles and post! Tag to Keith, and he drags Bandido from Hobbs! The fans boo, but Keith reels Bandido in. Bandido fights the lift to hit a SPRINGBOARD BULLDOG! Bandido crawls over, hot tag to Hobbs! Oakland goes wild as Hobbs rallies on the Learning Tree! “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Hobbs LARIATS Bill again and again but he stays up!
Hobbs brings Keith around and THROWS him into Bill! The fans fire up and Hobbs LARIATS Bill down!! Hobbs starts up the “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” again, and he SPLASHES Bill in a corner! And SPLASHES Keith in another! SPLASH for Bill! SPLASH for Keith! Another SPLASH for Bill! But then Bill follows, so Hobbs sends him into Keith! Hobbs TOSSES Bill out and he runs at Keith! Keith BOOTS Hobbs, goes up the corner, but Hobbs grabs him first! The fans fire up as Hobbs climbs up, and SUPER POWERSLAMS Keith! Cover, BILL BREAKS IT! Bandido springboards but Bill dodges! Bandido dodges again, but runs into the BIG BOSS MAN SLAM!!
Bill roars, the fans boo, but Bill goes back to Bandido. Bill drags Bandido up, choke grips, and SKYSCRAPER- NO, Hobbs POUNCES Bill! Bill tumbles out, Hobbs rushes Keith, but Keith dodges! Hobbs hits buckles, Keith ENZIGIRIS him! Bandido CHOPS Keith! Keith stays up, both he and Bandido roar! Keith CHOPS, Bandido CHOPS, repeat! The fans “WOO~” with every CHOP, but then Keith knees low. Keith whips, Bandido ducks ‘n’ dodges, and both men SHOTGUN DROPKICK! The fans are thunderous as they both tumble away! “This is Awesome!” as Bill and Hobbs return! “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” echoes out again.
Bill ROCKS Hobbs, Hobbs ROCKS Bill, repeat! Bill gets the edge, then runs, but Hobbs dodges! Bill gets stuck on the ropes, Hobbs TRUCKS him out of the ring again! Hobbs then helps Bandido up and tells him go up! Bandido finds a corner, climbs it, and then he climbs onto Hobbs’ shoulders! They take aim, for a AIRHARA MOONSAULT onto Bill! Quite the crash landing for Bandido, but Keith rolls Hobbs up! With feet on the ropes!! TWO!!! Hobbs escapes, then dodges a boot, to POUNCE Keith! The fans are thunderous as the straps come down! Hobbs picks Keith up, SPINEBUSTER!! Cover, Hobbs & Bandido win!
Winners: “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs & Bandido, by pinfall
Now that’s town bidness! Hobbs & Bandido get yet another win over The Learning Tree’s Branches, will Chris Jericho learn to leave this alone? Or will The Nueve not stop until he’s numero uno?
My Thoughts:
A great Collision that had the misfortune of going up against an awesome Elimination Chamber. Though I wonder if having to compete with Elimination Chamber is why they had so many cold open promos this time. FTR VS Kyle & Roddy was still an awesome opening match, and I’m a little surprised they pulled a ropebreak based false finish. But that costing FTR was a clever move, and that’s a great win for Kyle & Roddy. Meanwhile, I should’ve known something would happen during Garcia VS Cole. Garcia VS Cole was definitely better than just Collision, and it fits that STP get involved one more time. The thing is, they already gave us a Triple Threat of Garcia VS Moriarty VS Kyle, so it’s weird if they’re giving us Garcia VS Moriarty VS Cole next.
Great match from Yuta VS Willie Mack to help Death Riders get back up from losing Pac, Claudio & Marina. Yuta VS Cope will be really good but win, lose or draw, you gotta expect Cope and Jay White will take Yuta out. Very good promo from Willow Nightingale, too, and again Willow VS Marina has to be part of the plan. Great match from Swerve VS Connors to show Connors off to a broader American audience, just like with Gabe Kidd last time. Swerve won, of course, so that he has momentum going into the contract signing and #1 contender’s match. That contract signing will definitely show us who’s likely to win at Revolution, though.
We got good stuff from the Hounds of Hell through the cold open and the match of Julia VS Aminata. Aminata winning makes sense, she and Julia are now tied and can have a tiebreaker for like Zero Hour. I would think Julia wins there, and then Aminata has no choice but to face Serena Deeb in that Women’s Pure Rules match in ROH. Okada VS Brody was a natural next step, too, but I don’t think Okada called anyone b*tch tonight so that’s surprising. Great promo from Toni Storm to escalate “The Hollywood Ending,” and great promo from Kenny Omega to put his International Championship in perspective. I would think Toni and Omega each win those matches.
Great promo from Mone and Billie to flip things from Wednesday, and assuming Momo doesn’t win at Revolution, this feels like a natural segue into Mone VS Billie, and then maybe, just maybe, Mone VS Athena happens for All In: Texas, and it’ll be for all the belts between both women. The only downside of that is, I don’t think Mone should become Five Belts Mone and end Athena’s streak, but Mone and TK probably won’t see it that way. I appreciate that in all the years of pro-wrestling that certainly I’ve watched but perhaps ever, Harley Cameron is the first person on screen to go thru the move naming process with commentary. And “Her Finishing Move/Harley’s Finishing Move” is the perfectly simple yet self-aware, meta fourth-wall name for Harley’s move.
Big Boom AJ of course gets back on an AEW PPV, fans still love the guy, and he will make for a fun combination with Cassidy and Briscoe. They will have a great match against #MXMTV, and I would think Big Boom Conglomeration win. Hobbs & Bandido VS Bill & Keith was a great main event, and a natural choice for main event given Hobbs is from Oakland. Hobbs was also the natural choice to win. I have a feeling we’re still getting Hobbs VS Jericho, and if the title is on the line, Hobbs as ROH World Champion is a great move. They can make it Ring of Hobbs!
My Score: 8.7/10
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Will the Alpha be Freshly Squeezed?
Just ELEVEN DAYS before Revolution in Los Angeles, Konosuke Takeshita defends the AEW International Championship against Orange Cassidy!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Hangman Page VS Aaron Solo; Hangman wins.
- Bounty Match: Will Ospreay VS Bryan Keith; Ospreay wins and denies Keith his bounty.
- Brian Cage & Lance Archer VS The Outrunners; The Outrunners win and will challenge The Hurt Syndicate for the titles.
- Six Man Tag: The Undisputed Kingdom VS Daniel Garcia & FTR; The Undisputed Kingdom wins.
- Harley Cameron VS Deonna Purrazzo w/ Taya Valkyrie; Harley wins.
- AEW International Championship: Konosuke Takeshita VS Orange Cassidy; Konosuke wins and will defend the title at AEW Revolution.
PLAY BY PLAY
An ambulance pulls up to the Frontwave Arena?!
The doors open, and it’s COPE! Adam Copeland tells The Death Riders, “I just wanted to show you your ride tonight. See you soon.” Are things about to get Rated R here in San Diego?
MJF speaks.
“We’re going to get rid of the biggest mistake in my life. You, the fans, are why the mystery has been drained from my art, my sport, my passion. You overanalyze my craft as if you are informed enough to even know what to look for. Based on who you cheer, you clearly don’t. I’ve watched on as hypocrites cheer on Cowboy S*it at a faker, a phony, a pretender, when I am right here, literally giving you an arm and a leg! Now I’m truly going to bet on myself. You people are spoiled, you’re part of a generation that got to watch the best to ever do it in real-time, and you people chose him? I used to believe in three letters.
“Now there’s only three letters that matter to me. Not AEW. Not F-A-N. But M J F!” That’s right, he is at a laser tattoo removal parlor. MJF no longer cares about anyone or anything but himself, will nothing stop him from taking over?
Hangman Page just now arrives?
He stuck longhorns on his Rivian R1T truck, but that’s The Cowboy! Hangman parks, storms into the arena, and spooks a few as he heads for gorilla. The fans fire up as he makes his entrance, and he’s not even getting changed before his match? Is he planning on making this one quick?
Hangman Page VS Aaron Solo!
The bell rings, and Hangman BOOTS Solo down! Hangman fires haymakers in the corner, sits Solo down, but stops as the ref counts 4. The fans fire up and Hangman headlocks Solo. Hangman scrapes Solo’s face off the ropes, then whips him. Solo ducks ‘n’ dodges, escapes a scoop, and he DREAMCAST KICKS! Solo reels Hangman in, Hangman wrenches free, but Solo avoids the short arm lariat! Only for the LARIAT to find him on the return! Hangman then goes to the apron, takes aim, and slingshots for the BUCKSHOT! Cover, Hangman wins!
Winner: Hangman Page, by pinfall
Yep, that was quick! But Hangman isn’t done as he grabs a chair and a mic! Hangman storms into the ring with both, but he lets Solo get away. Hangman says, “There are three things that I hate in this world, and it’s running out of biscuits, English ivy, and when a little b*tch with a leaking spray tan spits in my face!” The fans know what Hangman means by that. Hangman takes a seat and says he is going to stay right here until someone finds him Maxwell Jacob Friedman, drag him to this ring, and Hangman gives him the ass beating of a lifetime! The fans fire up for Hangman, but here comes MJF!
The fans are torn as The Devil arrives in the arena, and he’s wiping blood off his hands…? MJF has them cut his music while he stays on stage. Hangman tells MJF to get in the ring, but MJF says, “Wow, Hangman. You wanna fight me right now in front of all these people? Dude, are you nuts? I mean look at you! You’re an animal, man! A ruthless killer devoid of any and all emotion! You’re heartless, dude! I’m not fighting you right now! No, no. Look, I don’t even know if I have a prayer on…” MJF checks the tron advertising it: Sunday, March 9th, Revolution in LA. MJF is worried!
In fact, he is going to go home to the most magical place on Earth, Long Island, New York… And MJF is going to train his tukus off for the match. MJF goes to leave, but then he realizes. “Silly me, I totally forgot why I came out here. I’m awfully worried about your friend, Hangman. You should probably check on him. I guess now’s the part where we find out whose actually real!” MJF drops his mic, Hangman stands up, and then MJF leaves. What is he talking about? Cameras find CHFRISTOPHER DANIELS down and bloodied in the back! The Devil of AEW attacked the Fallen Angel, all to get under Hangman’s skin!
Hangman takes his chair, heads out of the ring, and he storms his way to the back! Hangman looks around, shouts for where MJF went, keeps storming around backstage, but he finds Daniels first. Hangman tells medics to check Daniels already. The medics step in to stop the bleeding on Daniels’ forehead and Hangman continues hunting MJF. Has MJF finally gone too far?
The Don Callis Family is up in the skybox.
The fans boo as Callis gets VIP treatment for himself and Kyle Fletcher, because they’re getting ready to watch what’s in store for tonight. Callis is trying to stack the deck in Kyle’s favor, but will Bryan Keith be able to collect the bounty on Will Ospreay? Or will the Aerial Assassin take the Bounty Hunter down first?
Backstage interview with Chris Jericho.
It was earlier tonight that Renee Paquette knocked on the door, the Learning Tree answered, and Renee congratulated him on the big win last Saturday Night Collision, where Jericho successfully defended his ROH World Championship in an instant classic against Bandido. But she was wondering- No, no, he knows what she’s here for. Of course she wanted to congratulate him on what many are calling the greatest main event in the history of Collision. But she must really be here to apologize to him for how she treated him last week, right? Yes, and she was also wondering how this match between Will Ospreay and Bryan Keith came together.
Oh, Jericho’s glad she asked. And out stepped Don Callis! Callis said “The Greatest Of All Time” Chris Jericho assured him that tonight, Jericho has the solution to Callis’s problem. Sometimes, we must outsource in this society. Callis tried to handle things with Ospreay “in house,” he gave that opportunity to someone in the Family, but that someone dropped the ball. Mark Davis was standing right there… But Callis said Ospreay is a degenerate piece of garbage, so he needed someone who is used to dealing with degenerate pieces of garbage, like a bounty hunter! Jericho said at this stage of his career, he doesn’t have to help anyone, he chooses to help.
And so he chose to help Bryan Keith. In Jericho’s experience, bigger isn’t necessarily better. But Bryan Keith IS better! Keith has what it takes to be a champion in AEW, and more importantly, he has what it takes to beat Will Ospreay here tonight! Trust Jericho, Callis, that Bryan Keith’s your man. That’s all Callis needed to hear! Callis & Davis headed out, Jericho went back to his locker room, but will this deal between masterminds actually work out?
Bounty Match: Will Ospreay VS Bryan Keith!
The bell rings and the fans rally up for Ospreay. Ospreay points to Callis & Kyle in the skybox, the fans sing for “Ospreay~, Ospreay Ospreay Ospreay~!” and Ospreay is wary of Keith. They tie up, Ospreay wrenches and wristlocks, but Keith wrenches and slips around to waistlock. Ospreay switches, Keith headlocks for a takeover, but Ospreay headscissors. Keith kips free, the two stand off, and the fans cheer. Ospreay and Keith reset, feel things out, then tie up. They go around, end up on ropes, and Ospreay slowly lets off. Keith is holding onto Ospreay’s tights, Ospreay tries to get free, but Keith DECKS him with a sucker punch!
The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Keith fires off more forearms! Keith ROCKS Ospreay, tells fans to shut up, then he whips Ospreay to ropes. Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! The fans fire up while Keith goes to a corner! Ospreay storms up to CHOP! The fans “WOO~!” and Ospreay CHOPS again! Keith is stinging, but he CHOPS in return! Ospreay roars and CHOPS again! And again! And again! Keith THROAT CHOPS! The fans boo again, the ref reprimands again, but Keith just snarls. Keith clinches but Ospreay arm-drags free! And arm-drags again, holding on for an armlock! The fans cheer while Ospreay grinds Keith down.
Keith fights up, pulls Ospreay’s hair, and the fans boo again. Keith KNEES Ospreay against ropes, then CLUBS him. Keith whips, Ospreay grabs ropes and BOOTS in return! Ospreay scoops Keith for a SLAM, then STANDING SKY TWISTER! Cover, TWO! Keith toughs it out but Ospreay powers up the elbow. The fans fire up, the Callis Family is upset, but Keith bails out! The fans boo, but Ospreay PLANCHAS! Down goes Keith and Ospreay dusts himself off. The fans rally for “BRUV! BRUV! BRUV!” and Ospreay gets Keith in the ring. Ospreay aims from the apron, springboards, PIP PIP- NO, Keith dodges the cheerio!
Ospreay comes back, Keith TOSSES him out, and Ospreay clutches a leg. Keith hurries out and BOOTS Ospreay down! Keith roars, the fans boo, but Keith goes back for Ospreay. Keith puts Ospreay in the ring while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Keith pushes Ospreay to center and drops ELBOW after ELBOW on Ospreay! Ospreay goes to a corner, Keith snarls as he storms up, and Keith CHOPS! Ospreay is stinging now, but he shakes his head. Keith CHPOS Ospreay again, but Ospreay puts him in the corner! Ospreay climbs up to rain down fists! Ospreay goes all the way to TEN, then whips Keith corner to corner. Keith reverses, Ospreay hits buckles hard, and he staggers into Keith’s SNAP SAIDO! Ospreay clutches his head now while Keith snarls. Keith drags Ospreay to then drop a KNEE on the face! Cover, TWO! Ospreay is still in this but Keith paces around him.
Keith looms over Ospreay, pulls hair to sit him up, and then clamps on a CAMEL CLUTCH! Ospreay endures, reaches out, and gets his arms free. Ospreay stands up to fire body shots! Keith shoves Ospreay to ropes, ROCKS him in the back, and Ospreay drops to his knees. Keith KICKS him down! Cover, TWO! Ospreay stays in this and he goes to a corner. Dynamite returns to single picture as Keith storms up on Ospreay, and he CHOPS! Keith then runs up to LARIAT, and then CORNER EXPLODER! Ospreay writhes, Keith eggs him on, and the fans rally. Keith looms over Ospreay, eggs him on, then scuffs him again.
Ospreay CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Keith ROCKS Ospreay, whips him, but Ospreay ducks ‘n’ handsprings, NEURALIZER KICK! Keith flounders to a corner and the fans fire up! Ospreay kips up, but Keith runs up! Ospreay fires counter punches, then winds up to DECK Keith! The fans cheer as Ospreay runs to BOOT Keith in a corner! Ospreay shoves Keith, springboards, PIP PIP CHEERIO! Cover, TWO! Keith toughs it out but the fans stick with Ospreay. Ospreay underhooks but Keith fights the lift! Ospreay fires Kawada Kicks, then CHOPS! Keith sputters, Ospreay whips, but Keith reverses like before.
Ospreay goes up and over, but Keith ROUNDHOUSES! Keith runs, into an ENZIGIRI! Ospreay takes a swing, Keith SWATS it to DISCUS LARIAT! The fans fire up as Keith hauls Ospreay up. Keith suplexes, Ospreay STUN DOG MILLIONAIRES! Ospreay springboards, OSCUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Keith survives but Ospreay looks right at Kyle as he prepares the elbow. The fans fire up, Ospreay takes aim, but Keith KNEES Ospreay down first! Keith reels Ospreay in, Underhooks, EMERALD TIGER DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay survives, The Callis Family is fuming, but “This is Awesome!” Keith sits up and snarls, and he says it’s time to make that money!
Keith hauls Ospreay up, underhooks, and he lifts, but Ospreay blocks the knee! So Keith HEADBUTTS! Keith reels Ospreay back in, Ospreay backdrops but Keith sunset flips! Ospreay rolls through, deadlifts, and STYLES CLASH! Then HIDDEN BLADE!! Cover, Ospreay wins!!
Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall
Don Callis almost got his money’s worth, but The Bad Apple could not sour Ospreay’s win streak! Ospreay dares Kyle to come get him, but Kyle dares Ospreay to do the same! Ospreay rushes out of the ring, Kyle hurries down the bleachers, and they brawl in the crowd! Security hurries out there but fans want to “LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!” Ospreay and Kyle will get to do whatever they want inside the steel cage, who survives when these two battle in LA?
AEW hears from Momo Watanabe.
The Dark Peach, the inaugural International Women’s Cup Champion, says, “I was very disappointed when I lost to Mone last summer. I still want to fight her. I will stop the Money Train.” Momo is after the AEW TBS Championship, but will she be able to take even just one belt off #FourBeltsMone?
Mercedes Mone speaks.
The CEO tells Oceanside, California to say hello to your CEO. But Mone tells Momo that she’s gonna make this quick. Mone has deals to seal and a plane to catch. Did Momo even show up here tonight? Because she made a big mistake choosing her for Revolution. And then Mone asks this “kid” if she’s seen Momo. It’s Billie Starkz! Mone says when Billie does see Mom, go fetch her for Mone. Then Mone just SLAPS Billie’s drink out of her hand?! Billie stops Mone from leaving and asks her, “What the hell!? Who do you think you are?!” Mone asks back, “Who am I? I am the Blueprint, the Standard, the Conversation, the CEO. The Greatest TBS Champion of All Time, Four Belts Mone.”
Billie says she forgot one: Narcissistic b*tch. C’mon, Mone, you know who this is: Billie Starks, ROH superstar! Future Women’s Champion. Oh, please. Wait, Momo sneaks up from behind! Billie says watch your back. Mone turns around, sees Momo and her bat, then runs away! Momo picks up the forgotten TBS Championship! Momo says, “Bye bye, Money Train~! I want this title, and at Revolution, I’m taking it.” Billie says it looks good on her. Will Momo be the next Face of TBS?
Brian Cage & Lance Archer VS The Outrunners!
The Hurt Syndicate told the Murder Machines that if they beat a “real tag team” tonight, they could get a match for the AEW World Tag Team Championships. But then they made that same deal with Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd, so this is effectively a #1 contender’s match! Will Cage & Archer show that even if you’re the Youngest Men Alive, #EverybodyDies?
The teams sort out, Cage starts against Truth, and they circle. The fans rally up, but Cage sucker punches Turbo! Truth goes after Cage but Archer attacks Truth! The Murder Machines mug Magnum, tell the fans to shut up, then double whip. Truth ducks ‘n’ sends Cage at Archer! Turbo is back, the Outrunners DOUBLE DROPKICK! Archer & Cage stay up, so the Outrunners DOUBLE DROPKICK again! The fans fire up, Truth whips Cage, but Cage reverses. Truth grabs ropes, Archer grabs Turbo, and Cage runs up. Truth DUMPS Cage out, then he DUMPS Archer out! The fans fire up as the Outrunners spin and flex!
The Outrunners go to the ropes to fetch the Murder Machines, but the Murder Machines drag them out of the ring! DOUBLE SHORT ARM LARIATS! The fans are torn as Archer whips Truth hard intro railing! Truth writhes while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Cage storms up on Truth and whips him into the steel steps! Archer whips Turbo into railing! Archer steps on Turbo, Cage drags Truth up and SLAMS him on the apron! Cage drags Truth back down, DECKS him, and Archer keeps after Turbo. Cage soaks up the heat, Archer puts Turbo against railing, and Archer talks trash on kids! Archer winds up, but Turbo avoids the chop! Cage CLUBS Truth down, drags him back up and puts him in the ring. Turbo fires hands on Archer, then high-fives those kids! Only for Archer to SMACK Turbo off the railing! Cage bumps Truth off buckles, then RAMS into him!
Cage RAMS into Truth again, and again, then CHOPS! Truth sputters, Cage DECKS him, and Archer pretends to be Turbo in the Outrunner corner. Cage scoops Truth to use him for curls! Then POWERSLAM! Cage flexes, he’s almost as big as both Outrunners combined! Tag to Archer, he storms up on Truth, and CHOKES him on the ropes! The ref reprimands, Archer steps off, but then he DUMPS Truth to the outside. Archer goes out, shouts at those kids from before, then winds up to CHOP Truth! Truth sputters and falls, but crawls to the ring. Archer storms right into the ring to bring him up, and snap suplex!
Truth flounders away to a corner, Archer storms up on him, but Archer blocks the kick! Archer stomps Truth down while Dynamite returns to single picture. The fans rally as hard as they can for The Outrunners, but Archer tells them to shut up. The fans boo, Archer stands Truth up, and Archer ROCKS Truth! Archer runs corner to corner, and he ELBOWS Truth! Archer keeps going, another ELBOW! And another ELBOW! Truth staggers and falls over while Archer tags Cage. Cover, TWO! Truth stays in this and the fans rally up. Cage drags Truth up, UPPERCUTS him, then has Truth in a corner. Cage bumps Truth off buckles, then whips corner to corner.
Cage runs up, but Truth goes up and over! Cage keeps Truth from Turbo, whips him back to a corner, but Truth BOOTS Cage! Cage still LARIATS Truth! Cage scoops Truth, but Truth fights free, then JAWBREAKERS! The fans fire up as Truth dodges Cage, then dodges Archer! Hot tag to Turbo! Turbo rallies with haymakers and CHOPS on the Murder Machines! Archer puts Turbo in the corner. but Turbo dodges to ROCK Cage! Turbo LARIATS Archer in a corner, climbs up, and he rains down fists! Cage storms up, Turbo CROSSBODIES him down! Turbo springs up, dodges Cage, and he ELBOWS Archer!
Cage runs in, Turbo dodges again, so Cage’s LARIAT hits Archer! Turbo rolls Cage up, TWO! Cage escapes but Turbo whips. Cage reverses, Archer STOMPS Turbo down! Cage catches Truth for a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Archer adds a SPALSH! Cage ripcords Turbo to ROCK him! Archer ROCKS Turbo, too, then Cage JUMP KNEES Turbo into Archer’s BOOT! Cover, TWO!! Turbo survives and the fans fire up! Tag to Archer, then Cage reels Turbo in. Time to put on out! But Turbo fights the bomb! Truth makes the save, drags Cage out with him, but Archer keeps after Turbo. Cage THROWS Truth into railing!
Archer hauls Turbo up, but Turbo fires body shots! They don’t do much, and Archer eggs him on! The fans rally, Turbo fires more shots, but Archer ROCKS Turbo! Cage snap suplexes Truth on the floor! Archer hits a CHOKE SLAM on Turbo! Cover, TWO?!? Turbo survives and Archer is furious! Archer puts Turbo up top while Cage still beats up Truth. Archer UPPERCUTS Turbo, hoists him out, but the Hurt Syndicate is here!? Archer lets Turbo down, Turbo O’Conner Rolls! OUTRUNNERS WIN!!
Winners: The Outrunners, by pinfall
The timing by MVP, Lashley & Shelton is rather coincidental, but the bottom line is: Truth & Turbo win the biggest match of their careers! Does this mean they get their shot at the tag titles?
The Death Riders speak.
Jon Moxley says, “If Adam Copeland wanted me alone, if Adam Copeland wanted me one-on-one, just the two of us, he could’ve picked any room in any building, behind any locked door, any alley in North America. All you had to do was ask, man. But I can appreciate that somebody put their money where their mouth was. I can appreciate that somebody is actually playing for keeps.” Claudio Castagnoli says, “Don’t even get me started. I didn’t pay attention for one minute, and Cope… My hat’s off to you. But this is not you hunting us. No, no, no, no. Now, it is me hunting you.” The Swiss Cyborg wants his fight with the Rated R Superstar, will he make sure Cope doesn’t make it to LA?
Swerve Strickland is here!
San Diego is now “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” as Prince Nana accompanies The Realest out to the ring, and Nana has a clipboard in hand. They go to the ring, and Swerve grabs a mic. He says he can’t hear them loud enough! The fans cheer, and Swerve says they know this is whose house? “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” And that’s exactly what Swerve made AEW the moment he stepped through the doors almost three years ago at Revolution! Swerve looked Tony Schiavone dead in the eyes, and he said he’d win AEW gold. Schiavone confirms he sure did. Then it is fitting that AEW wraps Black History Month, because Swerve made Black History!
The fans cheer, and the chant starts again, “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Swerve says that’s right! Night in, night out, he not only defended the AEW World Championship, he showcased it to the world! Right up to the biggest stage in professional wrestling, AEW All In: London. Swerve is no one hit wonder, but Nana here was right two weeks ago. The world title has not been Swerve’s focus for far too long. Make no mistake, Swerve is still the man around here. Swerve is still the best in the world, and he needs gold around his waist. In order for that to happen, he must right some wrongs around here.
And first on the list is a bald-headed, glasses wearing idiot walking around with something that doesn’t belong to him! That man is Ricochet. Swerve brings up Ricochet claiming they’re done, and that Ricochet is on to bigger and better things. No, no, no. They’re done with Swerve says they’re done! You think a low blow victory- Wait, Ricochet interrupts. Ricochet wears the robe, but he’s added a backwards baseball cap. Ricochet uses Mone’s favorite phrase, “Are you stupid or are you dumb?” Because Ricochet just said, it doesn’t matter what anyone says, Ricochet is DONE with Swerve! Swerve had his chance, but Ricochet won.
And winners don’t chase losers. And yeah, Ricochet gets no one here understands that feeling, since the San Diego Padres suck ass! Even the Chargers left this broke ass town! What Ricochet is chasing is gold. What Ricochet is chasing is to be something Swerve will never again be: AEW World Champion. Ricochet turns that hat around to reveal it’s a Philadelphia Eagles Super Bowl hat! So no, Swerve, Ricochet will not be facing him. Not tonight, not again, not ever. Thanks but no thanks. Next time you see Ricochet, he will have gold around his waist, and he’s not talking Louis Vuitton. Fans tell Ricochet to STFU as he laughs it up.
Nana tells Ricochet to hold on and listen. Nana has an offer that Ricochet might want to consider. Nana talked with Tony Khan, and TK agrees with Swerve: the fans deserve a rematch! All Ricochet has to do is accept it. And TK also said that whoever wins this rematch… will be #1 contender to the AEW World Championship!! So what does Ricochet say to that? Dammit, Nana. Ricochet gives him credit, that is good. So all Ricochet has to do is whoop Swerve’s ass one more time, and then his ticket is punched to being AEW World Champion? Can he get an “AHA~!” because CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
But no, Ricochet looks too damn good right now, they ain’t doing this tonight. Ricochet can see in this crowd that collectively, they don’t have the money to pay his fee! So what happens is, this happens in a real California city. What they’re gonna do is they do this in the City of Angels! This happens at Revolution! Ricochet VS Swerve, one more time, baby~! The One & Only taunts The Realest on his way out, but who will be be #1 contender? Nana has Swerve hold on, they have business of their own first. Swerve asks what this is about, and Nana says he is proud of Swerve. Nana is glad Swerve is taking the steps to go for the world title. That is what the fans want! That is what Nana wants!
But most importantly, Nana wants Swerve to go back to who the fans say he is. Be the man Swerve says he is! Hell, be the man that Nana says Swerve is: THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN AEW! But Swerve needs to understand, Nana took a lot of bullets for him. Hangman Page, Sting, The Hurt Syndicate, Ricochet. To see Ricochet in Nana’s robe, something that means so much to him and this business, Nana needs Swerve to fix this and get the robe back. Or else, Nana doesn’t know if he can do this anymore. What? Nana takes his leave, but if the gamble doesn’t pay off, will he leave Swerve behind?
Backstage interview with Hangman Page.
Renee catches The Cowboy on his way out, wanting to talk about earlier tonight. Hangman says that MJF is gone, he left. Hangman turns to go, but then turns back to tell Max, “When I find you, and I will, if I do not run you over, you will wish that I had.” The Cowboy goes back to his longhorn R1T, will he mangle Maxwell Jacob Friedman one way or another?
Six Man Tag: The Undisputed Kingdom VS Daniel Garcia & FTR!
Adam Cole, Kyle O’Reilly & Roderick Strong already beat Red Death when he teamed with 2Point0, but now we swap Matt Menard & Angelo Parker out for Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood! Will the Kingdom still get a big win on the AEW TNT Championship? Or will Garcia and the Top Guys outdo The Undisputed?
The trios sort out and Kyle starts against Cash. They circle, tie up, and they go around. Kyle waistlocks, Cash wrenches free to a wristlock, but Kyle drop toeholds to have the facelock. Cash wrenches out again to then hammerlock. Kyle switches that, Cash switches back, repeat. They go back and forth, Kyle waistlocks to drag Cash down, HEEL HOOK! ROPEBREAK! The ref counts. Kyle lets off slowly, but Cash kicks at him! The fans are torn, but the Kingdom talk game plan. Kyle tags Cole in, the fans rally up, and Cash tags Garcia! The fans fire up for this showdown as the two circle.
Garcia and Cole tie up, Cole headlocks, but Garcia powers up and out. Cole grabs ropes, but Garcia blocks the superkick! Garcia takes a swing, Cole dodges, but Garcia ducks the Pele! Garcia waistlocks, Cole fights free, and Cole avoids the boot! Garcia avoids a boot! Both men show haymaker, so both men stand down! The fans cheer, and Cole offers a handshake. Garcia takes it, the fans cheer that, too, and the two go again. Cole gets around to waistlock, but Garcia pries the hold open to ELBOW BREAKER! Garcia hammerlocks, brings Cole back, and tags in Dax. Dax takes the arm to wrench, but Cole powers Dax to the Kingdom’s corner.
Roddy tags in. Dax gets free of Cole, and he arm-drags Roddy! Roddy puts Dax in a corner, the ref counts, and Roddy CHOPS! Dax sputters, but Roddy CHOPS again! Roddy CHOPS, but Dax CHOPS! And CHOPS! CHOPS! CHOPS! Dax snap suplexes Roddy, drops a leg, then covers, TWO! Dax keeps on Roddy with a wrench, tags Garcia, and Garcia takes the handoff. Roddy knees low, suplexes, but Garcia fights that to a TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, Cole breaks it! Cole checks on Roddy, but Garcia pushes Cole! They jaw at each other, but Kyle tags in so he can BOOT Garcia down! The fans are torn, FTR runs up, and the brawl is on!
The fans fire up as Dax throws hands with Cole, Cash throws hands with Kyle, and Roddy is after Garcia in a corner! Cash TOSSES Kyle, Cole BOOTS Dax, and Garcia turns things around on Roddy! Everything spills out of the ring and the fans fire up! Cole SUPERKICKS Dax! Cole has Dax seated in a corner, Garcia CHOKES Roddy, but Cash runs up to CLOBBER Cole! Cash goes back at Kyle, but into a kitchen sink knee! Kyle DROPKICKS Dax! Garcia DROPKICKS Kyle! Roddy scoops Garcia, BARRIER BACKBREAKER! Cash gets Roddy with a TORNADO DDT to the floor! San Diego is thunderous as Dynamite goes picture in picture!
The ref checks on all six men, and they’re all still able to compete. The trios regroup, get in the ring, and Kyle KNEES Garcia down! Kyle drags Garcia away from the corner, wrenches an arm and hits an ELBOW BREAKER! Then another wrench, but Garcia fires a haymaker! Kyle wrenches, Garcia haymakers, repeat! Kyle slips around to LEG SWEEP! Garcia goes to a corner, Kyle runs in, but Garcia BOOTS him! Garcia bumps Kyle off buckles, CHOPS him, then climbs up. Garcia rains down fists! Garcia goes to nine, puts up the dukes, then hits TEN! Garcia brings Kyle out to tag Dax, and they mug Kyle with kicks.
Dax bumps Kyle off buckles, then CHOSP! Dax UPPERCUTS Kyle, whips corner to corner, but Kyle reverses! Dax hits buckles hard, then falls back! Kyle crawls, hot tag to Roddy! Roddy runs up, but Dax DECKS him! Dax shakes out his hand, then he flips off Cole! Dax drags Roddy around, STOMPS Roddy’s hand, then clamps on a chinlock. Dax thrashes Roddy around but Roddy endures. Roddy fires body shots, then CHOPS! Dax CHOPS! Roddy CHOPS and Dynamite returns to single picture. The CHOPS keep going, the fans fire up, and now forearms start flying! Roddy fires boxing elbows, then he whips.
Dax reverses, wrenches, but Roddy dodges! OLYMPIC SLAM! Cash gets in, Roddy hits a JUMP KNEE first! Then the ATOMIC FACEBUSTER! Kyle runs in and BOOTS Garcia down! Roddy runs to LARIAT Cash up and out! Kyle goes to the apron, FLYING KNEE for Cash! Roddy BOOTS Dax, ENZIGIRIS, then tags Cole! Cole tags Kyle, and we get the fireman’s carry into the GUT BUSTER DROP! BACKSTABBER! PENALTY KICK! Cover, TWO!! Dax survives that Undisputed combo, but they all surround him. Roddy stands Dax up, “This is Awesome!” as the Kingdom fires haymaker after haymaker! Roddy SHINING WIZARDS Dax in a corner!
Roddy sends Dax into Kyle’s KNEE, and then Kyle aims. But Dax avoids the ax kick to shove Kyle into Cole! Dax DECKS Roddy again, then trips Kyle! Dax steps through, and the fans fire up for the SHARPSHOOTER! Kyle endures, reaches out, but Dax drags him away from the ropes! Kyle still fights, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Dax lets go quickly to then drag Kyle around again. Dax steps back through, Cash & Garcia slip in and intercept Roddy & Cole! They also get SHARPSHOOTERS, but the Kingdom all cradle counter! TWO!! Everyone stands up fast, TRIPLE DOUBLE LARIATS!!! So is that sextuple?
The fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” as the trios sort out again. Dax and Kyle crawl, hot tags to Cole and Garcia! These two storm up to each other, and they start firing fists! The fans are thunderous again, and Garcia gets the edge! Roddy is up, Garcia BOOTS him! Cole KICKS Garcia’s leg out! Cole runs, but Garcia LARIATS! Roddy fireman’s carries, but Dax trips Roddy! SHARPSHOOTER!! Kyle storms in to KICK Dax, but Dax shakes his head! Kyle KICKS, KICKS, then clamps on a GUILLOTINE! But Cash has Kyle in a COBRA TWIST!! Cash even CLUBS away on Kyle’s head! Garcia gets Cole, but Cole trips Garcia! Jackknife bridge, KINGDOM WINS!!
Winners: The Undisputed Kingdom, by pinfall
FTR was so busy with Roddy & Kyle, they miss the save! And not only that, Cole just pinned the TNT Champion! Garcia seethes, but will he and Cole simply have to settle this 1v1? Things get tense between FTR, Kyle & Roddy, but Garcia and Cole keep the peace. And then TK sends word that this Saturday on Collision, Garcia VS Cole for the TNT Championship! Will the Face of TNT soon be Undisputed?
Claudio is searching backstage.
He told Cope that he’d turn the tables, but Cope still gets the jump on him! They brawl, and Cope runs Claudio from backstage and into the crowd side of the arena! Claudio is sent into road cases and spare pipes, then Cope sends him over railing! Cope high-fives fans before he drags Claudio up and fires forearms! They reach ringside now, but YUTA attacks! Now it’s 2v1, and Claudio sends Cope into steel steps! Yuta rains down fists, Marina watches like a hawk, and Claudio brings chairs to the ring! The fans boo as Yuta & Claudio mug Cope, and Claudio SMACKS Cope with the chair! Then SMACKS him again!
The fans boo as Claudio SMACKS Cope one more time! Claudio taunts the fans, taunts Cope, and Yuta suggests they put the chair around Cope’s head. Claudio wags his finger, and says get one more chair. Yuta gets what he’s after, and he fetches a second chair. Yuta sends the chair in for Claudio while he puts Cope’s head on the first. But wait! Here comes Jay White! The Switchblade says they aren’t gonna play without him! Yuta barks at White, but Cope hits Claudio low! And then SMACKS Claudio with the chair! Cope gets Yuta now! SPEAR for Claudio! The fans fire up and White smiles as Cope stands tall.
Cope thinks on which Death Rider pawn he should take out next, but Marina jumps on his back for a SLEEPER! The fans boo but Cope pries the arm away! Yuta runs up, Cope dodges, BUSAIKU KNEE hits Marina! Talk about taking care of a Problem! Yuta panics, even Cope is shocked, and White laughs at Yuta! Then BLADERUNNER for Yuta! Cope grabs the chair again, and he SMACKS Claudio! And SMACKS him again! Cope puts Claudio’s head on a chair now, and the fans are thunderous! Cope has the second chair, and he takes aim! White says do it! CON-CHAIR-TO!! Fans want that “One More Time!” so White goes to fetch Yuta!
But Yuta scrambles away, and Moxley is there, too! Moxley is panicking over what happened to Claudio, but now Cope puts Marina on a chair?! White dares Moxley to get closer, but he also brandishes a chair of his own. Moxley is fuming but he doesn’t care get hit by White! He doesn’t think Cope will do it, but the fans say do it! Wait! Willow Nightingale is here! The Babe with The Power has had her problems with Marina, so she wants the honors! Cope says go ahead. Willow hits a CON-CHAIR-TO!! Moxley is furious but he is still in retreat. Will this Revolution truly end the reign of terror?
Harley Cameron VS Deonna Purrazzo!
While Mercedes Mone managed to thwart this wild Aussie in Australia, that defeat has only lit a fire inside of Harley! But the Virtuosa wants to stomp it out so she can have her own moment to shine. Will The Vendetta get even with Harley? Or will Deonna soon #FeelTheWrath?
The bell rings and the fans rally for Harley. Harley and Deonna circle, tie up, and Deonna shoves Harley right down! The fans boo but Deonna talks trash on Harley. Harley fires forearms, but Deonna knees low. Deonna whips, Harley reverses, but Deonna goes up, around, fakes high and catches Harley’s takedown to THROW her down! The fans boo more but Deonna says va fa Napoli! Then Deonna fireman’s carries, but Harley fires elbows! Harley shoves Deonna to ropes, then blows past her, and we see Taya Valkyrie watching backstage as Harley wheelbarrows, to then arm-drag! And arm-drag again!
The fans fire up as Harley wrenches and spins Deonna, but Deonna spins through! Deonna wants the arm! Harley rolls free, goes to ropes, and the fans cheer. Deonna says it was that close. Harley and Deonna reset, tie up, and Deonna knees low! Deonna headlocks, Harley powers up and out, then drops down. Deonna hops over and soaks up the heat. Harley runs, tilt-o-whirls, and RANAS Deonna! Then spin and NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Deonna stays in this but Harley stays on her with a whip. Deonna reverses, runs up, but Harley slips out to the apron! ROUNDHOUSE! Deonna staggers, Harley climbs, but Deonna trips her up!
Deonna snarls, runs back up, and BOOTS Harley! Harley flops to the apron, the fans boo, but Deonna just soaks that up. Deonna then WRECKS Harley with a dropkick! Deonna has the cameraman back off, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Harley writhes, Deonna swaggers, and Deonna drags Harley up. Deonna SMACKS Harley off the apron, stalks her, then drags her up to SMACK off more apron. Deonna CHOPS Harley, pushes her into the ring, then drags her up for a short arm LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Deonna is annoyed but she drags Harley up. Harley fires a flurry of forearms, then runs, but Deonna ELBOWS her down! Deonna soaks up more heat, then has Harley on ropes. Deonna CHOKES Harley, but steps off as the ref counts. Deonna bumps Harley off buckles, stomps away, then stands Harley up. Harley avoids the chop to CHOP! And CHOP, CHOP, CHOP!
Harley whips corner to corner, Deonna reverses, but Harley reverses back! Deonna BOOTS Harley, runs up, and CLUBS her down! Deonna grows frustrated, but she covers, TWO! Harley is tougher than that, but Deonna keeps her down with an armlock. Deonna digs her knee in, pulls Harley’s hair, but lets off as the ref counts. Deonna drags Harley up to YANK the arm! Deonna snapmares then chinlocks Harley, but Harley endures. Deonna ELBOWS Harley in the back, then shifts her grip. Harley fights up, then JAWBREAKERS free! Dynamite returns to single picture as Harley runs, but Deonna ROCKS her!
Deonna runs, but Harley LARIATS at the ropes! Harley runs again, but Deonna SOBATS! Deonna runs, KNEE LIFTS, and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEPS! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up as Harley stays in this, but Deonna scoops Harley. Deonna puts Harley right in the Tree of Woe! Deonna goes corner to corner while the fans rally up, but Harley BOOTS while upside-down! Harley gets free, fires elbows and forearms, then a flurry! Deonna shoves Harley, Harley dodges and ENZIGIRIS! “FEEL THE WRATH!” The fans fire up with Harley, and she runs the ropes to YER A WIZARD, HARLEY! Cover, TWO!
Deonna survives but the fans rally behind Harley. Harley shakes out her arms, drags Deonna up, and fires a knee. Harley headlocks, but Deonna powers out! Deonna BOOTS Harley down! Deonna roars, the fans boo, but Deonna reels Harley in! POWERBOMB! High stack, TWO!?! But into the FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! Harley flails, rolls Deonna up, TWO!! Deonna escapes that cradle, but Harley wrenches her and dragon sleepers! AUSSIE TWIST!! Cover, HARLEY WINS!!
Winner: Harley Cameron, by pinfall
San Diego gives a standing ovation for Harley’s comeback! Harley is 2-0 against The Vendetta, could she be primed for another chance at the TBS Championship?
Cope returns to the ambulance.
But that’s because he, Jay White & Willow Nightingale are seeing Claudio and Marina off to the hospital! They wave bye, and the ambulance drives off. Cope, White & Willow feel good about the work they’ve done tonight, but will they manage to demolish The Decoder before Revolution arrives? Or will Yuta be promoted from pawn to ace in the hole for the “One True King” of AEW?
AEW International Championship: Konosuke Takeshita w/ The Don Callis Family VS Orange Cassidy!
The Revolution International Championship Series continues as The Don Callis Family’s Alpha defends this title against the man who put this title on the map. But no matter who wins, Kenny Omega is waiting at Revolution! Who books a dream match with the Best Bout Machine?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is the best International Champion to date!
Callis of course joins commentary with Mark Davis as his personal bodyguard, but fans still tell Callis off. The bell rings, Cassidy and Konosuke step up, and San Diego cheers on “Freshly Squeezed! Freshly Squeezed!” But Konosuke takes the sunglasses?! Konosuke looks at them, and then SNAPS them! He even bites the frame before throwing it away! Cassidy pulls out his spares! The fans cheer, Konosuke takes a swing but Cassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges! Konosuke runs Cassidy over, then steps on Cassidy’s neck! Konosuke takes the spares, and he hands them to Callis! Callis tries on the new shades and smiles while the fans boo.
Cassidy runs up on Konosuke, sunset flips, but Konosuke YANKS Cassidy up! Konosuke whips, Cassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges to arm-drag! Then he gets around Konosuke, but Konosuke fights the roll-up! Cassidy avoids the stomp, waistlocks again, but Konosuke bucks the O’Conner! But Cassidy avoids the Power Drive Knee! Cassidy ORANGE- NO, Konosuke goes Matrix to avoid the Orange Punch! The fans cheer this standoff and Konosuke grins. Cassidy stays cool, then steps back to Konosuke. Konosuke dares him to take a shot now, so Cassidy “chops!” The fans go nuts as Cassidy “chops” again!
Konosuke is already annoyed so he grabs Cassidy by the neck! Konosuke winds up, Cassidy dodges, and then Cassidy winds up, to “Alpha Elbow!” The fans go nuts again! Konosuke BOOTS Cassidy down! Cassidy gets up to SUPERKICK! And then SHOTGUN! Konosuke hits buckles, Cassidy storms up to “unleash” kicks! Then he stomps a mudhole in! Konosuke still snarls, blocks a shot, and then SHOVES Cassidy down! Cassidy comes back, is put on the apron, but he blocks a haymaker. Konosuke CLAWS Cassidy’s eyes! Konosuke suplexes, but Cassidy fights it! Cassidy fires body shots, but Konosuke CLUBS away on him!
Konosuke suplexes again, but Cassidy still fights it! Konosuke CLUBS away on Cassidy again, CLAWS the eyes, but the ref backs him down. Callis complains but rules are rules. Konosuke storms back up, but Cassidy RAMS into him! Cassidy slingshots for a TORNADO DDT! And a kip up! The fans fire up while Callis gets angrier. But Konosuke is right back up!? ALPHA ELBOW!! Cassidy is in a daze while Konosuke looms over him, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Konosuke stalks Cassidy to the ropes, drags him up, and then Dynamite goes to break. Dynamite returns and is still in picture in picture, and Konosuke still stalks Cassidy to ropes. Konosuke drags Cassidy up, whips him corner to corner hard, and Cassidy falls in a heap. Konosuke stands him up just to THROW him into buckles! Cassidy falls again, but he drags himself up. Cassidy feeds off the energy from the fans, but Konosuke is right on him. Dynamite returns to single picture now, and Konosuke whips Cassidy corner to corner. Cassidy goes up and over, then bumps Konosuke off buckles! Cassidy goes side to side to bump Konosuke off more buckles!
Cassidy goes back the other way, but Konosuke stops the buckle bump! But then Cassidy stomps the buckle bump to buckle bump Konosuke! The fans fire up and Cassidy climbs, FLYING ELBOW! The fans fire up and Cassidy keeps moving! He ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Konosuke LARIATS him down! Konosuke scowls, drags Cassidy back up, and Callis says this is physics: Konosuke is just too big and strong compared to Cassidy! Konosuke fires forearms on Cassidy in a corner, sits him down just to drag him up, and he reels Cassidy in. BLUE THUNDER- NO, Cassidy fights that, then fires elbows! Cassidy has Konosuke on his knees!
Cassidy runs, but Konosuke reels him in! BLUE- NO, Cassidy slips out the back! Cassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges, tilt-o-whirls, but Konosuke stops that! Konosuke suplexes, then he stops Stun Dog Millionaire! BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!!! Orange survives Blue Thunder and San Diego is losing their minds! Konosuke goes to a corner, takes aim, and Cassidy sits up into the POWER DRIVE- NO, Cassidy falls over! Konosuke stops short, then deadlifts Cassidy! Cassidy slips free and wants the Alabama Lift! Konosuke fights that and lifts Cassidy! But Cassidy fires hands, and he RANAS Konosuke and himself to the floor!
Callis is frustrated, he gets off commentary, but the ref stops him in his tracks! The fans cheer Bryce Remsberg, but then Konosuke ROCKS Cassidy! Cassidy leans against the desk, but he shoves the hood away! Cassidy crawls onto the desk, then eggs Konosuke on! Konosuke DECKS Cassidy, but Cassidy is still egging Konosuke on? Konosuke fires another forearm, but Cassidy just sits back up. Cassidy raises his hands, to put them in his pockets! But Konosuke gets right on the desk and hauls Cassidy up! But Cassidy turns that around, BEACH BREAKER on the desk!! The desk does NOT break, but maybe Konosuke and Cassidy just did!
Cassidy crawls away from Konosuke, the fans lose their minds, but this won’t help win the title! Champion’s Advantage means this has to end in the ring! The ref has a count of 8! 9! Cassidy and Konosuke JUMP in at 9.99!! ORANGE PUNCH!!! And Konosuke tumbles back out! Cassidy DIVES to TORNADO DDT to the floor!! The fans are thunderous, Callis is furious, but Cassidy takes his sunglasses back! The fans fire up as Cassidy puts those back on, then climbs a corner! Konosuke stands, into DEEP- ALPHA ELBOW!!! Konosuke suplexes, STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE!!! Cassidy throws off his elbow pad!
Cassidy aims, ORANGE- NO, Konosuke catches Cassidy in a wheelbarrow, then tucks Cassidy in! BASTARD DRIVER!!! And then wheelbarrow- VICTORY ROLL DRIVER?!? Cover, TWO?!?!? Konosuke escapes but even he is shocked! ORANGE- NO, Konosuke gets around, suplexes, RAGING FIRE!!! Cover, KONOSUKE WINS!!!
Winner: Konosuke Takeshita, by pinfall (still AEW International Champion)
Callis is all fired up as Konosuke makes it through Cassidy! Callis says he hopes Kenny was watching that, because this is what he has in store for Revolution! Will nothing stop The Alpha from becoming THE greatest in AEW?
My Thoughts:
An awesome Dynamite, lots of progress made towards Revolution and even some other stories. Cope showing up in the ambulance was a nice touch given how tonight went. Great brawl of Cope and Claudio that of course brought in the other Death Riders. Kudos to Marina for taking the busaiku knee, and nice touch letting Willow hit the con-chair-to. I still expected a little more for Willow in this, but maybe Willow and Marina have a match after Revolution, as I feel the Death Riders story won’t end, even if they lose their titles. But with Yuta as Moxley’s last line of defense, I feel like the Death Riders should lay low and just stay away from Collision. Then they can have a go-home segment that sees Cope take out Yuta after all.
Hangman of course squashes Aaron Solo, but the main point was the promos from him and MJF. I cannot believe MJF is getting rid of that leg tattoo he got while a Face. At the same time, it was so weird that he got it in the first place. But I absolutely knew he would go after Daniels just to anger Hangman. Very good segment from Mercedes with Momo and Billie Starkz. A little surprising it’s Billie showing up on AEW TV, but I suppose it wouldn’t work if it was a champion from ROH because both Athena and Red Velvet are Heels, and Billie is a younger star Mone can still look down on. But Momo having Mone on the run obviously points to Mone retaining at Revolution. It’s why I was hoping she’d go for the NJPW Strong Women’s title instead but whatever.
Harley had a great match with Deonna, and a great win with a finisher rather than a quick pin. Harley will have to wait on a title match but maybe Taya comes for revenge in the meantime. Great promo from Swerve, Nana and Ricochet to up the ante for the rematch. It’s to name a #1 contender, it’s for the robe, and it’s to see if Swerve & Nana stick together. Swerve and Ricochet will definitely put on an instant classic, and it could really go either way given the AEW World Championship could still go either way. We also have to remember, Christian Cage is still able to cash-in, so he could take the title off Mox or Cope, and it’d be some good use of continuity from when Christian teamed with Swerve.
Great tag team match from Outrunners VS Murder Machines, and I like how Hurt Syndicate screwed over Cage & Archer. It protected them while still giving Outrunners the title match, and I’m pretty sure Outrunners lose anyway. Then Hurt Syndicate VS Murder Machines can happen later for big meaty men slapping meat. Great trios match for Undisputed Kingdom VS Garcia & FTR, and a great win for Cole on Garcia. But I guess somehow Garcia VS Cole isn’t big enough for Revolution? or is Garcia VS Cole on Collision just a poor attempt at countering Elimination Chamber this Saturday?
More good stuff from the Don Callis Family as Callis and Jericho seem to make amends over common enemies. The irony of Callis setting up Jericho VS Ospreay and now he’s kinda flipping it around. But the order of giving us this promo after seeing Callis in the skybox was a little odd, I feel like it flows better the other way around. Anyway, Ospreay VS Keith was awesome, perhaps Keith’s best match in AEW, but of course Ospreay won that. No money, kayfabe or otherwise, was changing hands and Ospreay was going to be rolling towards Revolution. Ospreay and Kyle had a great brawl, their match is going to be a show stealer.
And of course, we got an awesome main event from Konosuke VS Cassidy for the title. But given how Omega called out Konosuke in the first place, obviously Konosuke was going to win. Omega VS Konosuke will be an instant classic, and I would think Omega wins, mostly for his revenge on Konosuke and the Callis Family. Plus, Omega becomes AEW’s first Grand Slam Champion, having been world champ, trios champ, tag champ, and now a midcard champ with the International Championship.
My Score: 9.1/10
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