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Mitchell’s NJPW G1 Climax 33 Results & Report! (8/6/23)
B Block, FINAL ROUND!

Who will be in the quarterfinals for this block?
Kazuchika Okada is advancing no matter what, but the question is: will he be the one seed or two seed for B Block in these G1 Climax quarterfinals? And then, who joins him as the other quarterfinalist?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- SANADA & DOUKI VS Kaito Kiyomiya & Ryohei Oiwa; Sanada & Douki win.
- Tomohiro Ishii & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Mikey Nicholls & Kosei Fujita; Ishii & Tanahashi win.
- Hiroyoshi Tenzan & Tama Tonga VS Jeff Cobb & HENARE; Cobb & Henare win.
- Eddie Kingston & Togi Makabe VS David Finlay & Chase Owens; Finlay & Chase win.
- 8 Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS The House of Torture; LIJ wins.
- G1 Climax 33, B Block: YOSHI-HASHI VS KENTA; Kenta wins.
- G1 Climax 33, B Block: Taichi VS Great-O-Khan; Khan wins.
- G1 Climax 33, B Block: Kazuchika Okada VS Tanga Loa; Okada wins.
- G1 Climax 33, B Block: Will Ospreay VS El Phantasmo; Ospreay wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Here are the current B Block standings.
Kazuchika Okada: 5-1, 10 points [QUALIFIED]
Will Ospreay: 4-2, 8 points
El Phantasmo: 3-3, 6 points
Taichi: 3-3, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Tanga Loa: 3-3, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Kenta: 2-4, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
YOSHI-HASHI: 2-4, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
Great-O-Khan: 2-4, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
G1 Climax 33, B Block: YOSHI-HASHI VS KENTA!
Sadly for the Head Hunter and Fang Revived, they have no shot at the G1 quarterfinals. But that doesn’t matter when pride is on the line! Will Hashi refuse to #GoToSleep? Or will Kenta make sure Hashi can’t #GetBackUp?
The bell rings and fans rally up already. Kenta is almost surprised fans are cheering him on. And now he wants them to get louder! But Hashi gets his fans going louder instead! Kenta says, “Here we go~!” and the fans cheer. Hashi flexes and shouts and the fans cheer more! Kenta has Hashi try his side of the crowd. Hashi goes over there and flexes, but then Kenta cheap shots from behind! Fans boo as Kenta stomps Hashi at the ropes. The ref counts, Kenta lets off at 4 and blames the fans. Kenta drags Hashi up, throws hands, then whips Hashi to ropes. Hashi reverses and runs Kenta over! Fans fire up while Kenta bails out.
Hashi builds speed, slides, but Kenta avoids the dropkick! Kenta then RAMS Hashi into the railing! Kenta then whips Hashi into more railing! Hashi goes down in a heap and fans rally up. Kenta storms up on Hashi, tells the fans to cheer him, and then drags Hashi up again. Kenta whips Hashi into even more railing! Hashi falls over again, the ref reprimands and tells Kenta to get this in the ring. Kenta KICKS Hashi in the back instead! And again! And again! The ref reprimands, the fans rally and Kenta puts Hashi in the ring. Kenta stomps Hashi around, drops a knee on Hashi’s head, and fans rally up. Cover, TWO!
Kenta clamps on with a chinlock! Fans rally as Kenta smothers Hashi! The ref reprimands, Kenta then changes to a head vice! Hashi endures the squeeze, Kenta lets off, and then he KICKS Hashi in the back! Fans rally again as Kenta kicks Hashi around. Hashi stands, Kenta kicks him again, then eggs him on. Hashi swings but Kenta gets around to spin Hashi and DDT! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up but Kenta wraps Hashi in the chinlock. Kenta smothers Hashi again, then goes back to the chinlock. Hashi endures, the fans rally up, and Hashi fights up. Hashi throws body shots but Kenta throws him down by his hair!
The ref reprimands but Kenta drags Hashi up. Kenta KICKS and KICKS and KICKS Hashi into the corner! Hashi falls over, and Kenta stands on him! The ref counts, Kenta steps off at 4. Kenta drags Hashi up at the five minute mark and Hashi fires forearms! Kenta knees low, whips Hashi to ropes, but Hashi dropkicks the legs out! Fans fire up while both men are down. Kenta crawls to a corner, Hashi rises and goes to the opposite. Hashi runs in corner to corner, to CHOP! Fans fire up and Hashi whips Kenta to CHOP! And mule kick! And runs to BLOCKBUSTER! Fans fire up with Hashi as he hits The Head Hunter!
Hashi runs in at the ropes to CHOP Kenta again! And then Hashi hangs Kenta out to dry! Hashi runs to DROPKICK Kenta down! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up behind Hashi as he looms over Kenta. Hashi drags Kenta up, reels him in, but Kenta fights the lift! Kenta RAMS Hashi into a corner, almost getting the ref! Hashi comes back but Kenta dodges, to shove Hashi into another corner! Roll-up, TWO! Hashi runs in, Kenta sends him right into the ref! And then kicks low to DDT! Kenta then takes advantage of the ref being down to go get a kendo stick! Fans boo as Kenta gets in the ring, but he acts like he doesn’t get why they’re upset.
Kenta SMACKS Hashi on the back! Fans boo but Kenta just smirks. Kenta SMACKS Hashi again! And again! And again! Hashi writhes but Kenta SMACKS him yet again! Fans boo but Kenta dares Hashi to get back up. But wait, Kenta then sees Hashi’s bo staff! Kenta brings the staff in, gives it a kiss, then runs in, but Hashi dodges! The staff hits ropes and then hits Kenta in the head! Fans fire up while both men are down! Kenta rolls away to the corner, Hashi gets the staff out of the ring. The ref also stirs, and Hashi aims from the corner. Hashi roars and runs in to clothesline! And then he brings Kenta around, to POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!!
Kenta is still in this but fans fire up behind Hashi! Hashi drags Kenta up as we pass 10 minutes, but Kenta fights the suplex! Kenta fires a forearm, Hashi fires back! Fans rally as the two go back and forth, forearm for forearm! Then Hashi CHOPS! And ROCKS, and CHOPS! But Kenta CROSS COUNTERS! Kenta fires off right cross palm strikes, blocks a superkick, and then ROCKS Hashi again! Kenta runs to BUSAIKU KNEE! Cover, TWO!! Fans fire up but Kenta drags Hashi right up to a fireman’s carry! But Hashi slips free, to get a SLEEPER! Kenta snapmares free, blocks a lariat and URAKENS! And URAKENS! And ROLLING- SUPERKICK!
Fans fire up with Hashi as he reels Kenta in! KUMAGOROSHI! Cover, TWO!! Kenta survives again but Hashi fires up! Fans are with him again as he drags Kenta up. Full nelson, pump handle, KAR- NO, Kenta shoves Hashi at the ref again! LOW- NO!! Hashi blocks the low blow and the ref reprimands! Kenta tells him to shut up, but storms into the HIDDEN GAP! Hashi runs and LARIATS! Fans are thunderous, Hashi full nelsons to pump handle, KAR- NO!! Kenta snatches a cradle! AND WINS!!
Winner: Kenta, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Hashi earns 0)
The Head Hunter didn’t Go To Sleep, but he still got beat! Will this mean Bullet Club gets their shot at the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championships?
G1 Climax 33, B Block: Taichi VS Great-O-Khan!
Well, it would seem the Holy Emperor and the Dominator are also completely out of the running, because of their losses to Okada. But as with Hashi and Kenta, this is about pride as fighters, and as champions! Will the KOPW Champion or the Rev-Pro British Heavyweight Champion finish with a golden ticket?
The bell rings and fans rally up as the two slowly approach. Khan goes for a leg but Taichi stays back. Fans chant “Let’s Go, Taichi!” “Let’s Go, Khan!” Taichi’s side is stronger as he again avoids Khan going for legs. The two approach, Khan keeps changing levels, but Taichi goes to the corner. Khan eggs Taichi on and fans rally up. The two approach, and Taichi dares Khan to take a shot. So Khan TACKLES him! Khan gets a headlock, smothers Taichi a second, then flips him over to waistlock and roll to a bridging cover. ONE, and Taichi has the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts and Khan lets off. Taichi bails out while fans cheer.
Taichi goes around the outside while Khan stands patiently, arms behind his back. Taichi paces, Khan drop steps and stretches to keep limber. Taichi slowly steps in, the two circle, and they feel things out. Khan wants a leg, Taichi wants to kick, but both are wary of the other. Taichi kicks but gets caught! Khan waistlocks, keeps Taichi from ropes, but Taichi breaks free to ENZIGURI! Khan staggers, that kick got him in the back! Taichi gives Khan Kawada Kicks, then pushes him. Khan claps to throw Taichi off, and then he picks Taichi up! Khan DUMPS Taichi up and over the top rope! Fans fire up as Khan goes out after Taichi.
Khan clinches, picks Taichi up, and RAMS him into railing! Taichi grimaces but Khan brings him around. But then Khan just RAMS him into more railing! The ref reprimands and English commentary wants Khan to be careful. Khan drags Taichi up, picks him up, and RAMS him into the apron! Taichi falls, clutching his back! Khan tells Taichi he can go ahead and get in the ring. Taichi is still down, so Khan drags Taichi over to railing. Khan then goes up and over to pull Taichi’s arm through, and then pulls on the fingers and twists the wrist! The ref reprimands, Khan thrashes the railing to mess with the arm!
The ref counts, Khan lets off at 4, and Taichi scrambles away. Fans rally up as Khan takes his time returning from No Man’s Land. The ring count starts, Khan drags Taichi up and brings him around. Khan wrenches and CLUBS the arm, and then puts Taichi in at 10 of 20. Fans cheer and Khan hurries after Taichi. We pass five minutes as Khan clamps on a top wristlock, and then makes it a HEAD ‘N’ ARM TRIANGLE! Taichi endures, kicks around, but Khan squeezes tight! Taichi still moves over, but Khan kneels on Taichi. Taichi’s foot still gets the ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer and Khan lets off quickly.
Taichi stands up against the ropes, Khan pushes him but Taichi kicks back. Khan kicks low, wrenches an arm, then hits a fireman’s carry takeover. Fans cheer the traditional wrestling style, and Khan stomps around. Fans clap along, Khan runs in, but into an ENZIGURI! Fans fire up while both men are down! Taichi stands up and storms over to Khan, to KICK him in the side! Khan sits up, and Taichi KICKS him in the back! Khan grabs at a leg, Taichi sits him up, and Taichi KICKS him back down! Then OFF COME THE PANTS! Taichi slaps Khan with them and eggs him on! Khan gets up and clinches!
Taichi fights, wrenches, wrangles Khan, then hammerlocks and GUILLOTINES! Shoutout to the Russian Wolf! Khan endures and Taichi drags him down into body scissors! Khan fights this sambo hold and moves around, to the ROPEBREAK! Taichi lets go and fans cheer, and then Khan coughs and sputters for air. Taichi drags Khan back up, but Khan shoots in to waistlock! Taichi wrenches free, REVERSE ARMBAR! And back to body scissors! Khan endures, fights the scissors, grabs around, but Taichi pulls on the arm! Khan kicks around, but Taichi keeps him from ropes! Wrench, step-over and an ARMBAR TAKEDOWN!!
Fans fire up as Khan endures and fights around! Khan fights up, but Taichi wrangles him back down! Khan kicks and kicks and reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Taichi lets go and fans cheer again. Taichi’s busting out moves no one knew he knew, and we pass 10 minutes. Taichi eggs Khan on, and then KICKS the bad arm! And KICKS it again! Taichi kicks but Khan blocks to sweep the leg, roll Taichi, and clinch for a BIG BELLY2BELLY! Fans fire up while both men are down again! Khan drags Taichi up, picks him up, and RAMS him into a corner! Taichi staggers, Khan hits a SAYANAGI! Cover, TWO! HEAD ‘N’ ARM TRIANGLE!
Taichi endures as Khan leans all his weight on the hold! Fans rally, Taichi moves around, crawls his way over, and his foot gets a ROPEBREAK! Khan kneels on Taichi while he holds on until the ref counts. Khan looms over Taichi, drags him up, and gut wrenches, but Taichi hooks a leg! CALF KILLER, transitioned into a FIGURE FOUR KNEELOCK! Fans fire up as Khan endures, but Taichi shifts his grip on the toehold! Taichi keeps Khan’s legs tied up and fans rally! Khan fights, reaches out, but Taichi pulls as hard as he can on the legs! Khan fights with an arm, to the ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer again as Taichi lets off.
Taichi pounds the mat and fans rally up. Taichi roars, builds his energy and aims at Khan from the corner. Khan flounders on one good leg, into the LEG SCISSOR TAKEDOWN, into a CROSS HEEL HOOK!! Khan flails pounds the mat but he isn’t giving up! Khan sits up, he grabs at Taichi’s legs, and he has a HEEL HOOK now! Taichi pushes on the Cross Heel! Khan keeps his shoulders up as he pulls on Taichi’s legs! They duel over Heel Hooks but neither is giving up! They both crawl their way over, still pull on the Heel Hooks, and Taichi grabs the ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer this technical exchange as we pass 15 minutes.
The Heel Hooks are undone and both men seethe as they rise up. They go forehead to forehead, then stand. Khan throws a forearm, Taichi throws a kick! Khan gives another forearm, Taichi gives another kick! They go back and forth, Taichi gets the edge with KICK after KICK, but Khan CHOPS! Tachi SOBATS! Khan IRON FIST BODY BLOWS! Taichi spins but Khan blocks the heel kick to SLAM Taichi down! But Taichi’s right up to BOOT! Khan’s right up to BOOT! Taichi’s right up to GAMANGIRI! Khan wobbles, Taichi runs in, AX- NO, HEAD ‘N’ ARM TRIANGLE STO!! Khan thrashes and puts all his weight on this hold!
Fans rally, Taichi endures, and Khan headstands to get the maximum weight! Khan can’t keep it, though, and now we hit the three minute warning! Taichi stands, Khan SLAMS him right back down! Khan leans on the hold as Taichi endures! Fans duel, Khan pulls back on the triangle! Then leans on Taichi again! Then pulls back again! TAICHI TAPS, KHAN WINS!
Winner: Great-O-Khan, by submission (gains 2 points; Taichi earns 0)
The Holy Emperor was just conquered by the United Empire! Khan conquers the KOPW Champion, will that title be the next conquest?
G1 Climax 33, B Block: Kazuchika Okada VS Tanga Loa w/ Jado!
The Rainmaker is guaranteed a spot in the quarterfinals, but like anyone, he wants to go in on top! Will Okada make it rain and solidify his spot as the number one seed? Or will the Silverback clear the skies for another to take flight?
The bell rings and fans rally up for “O-KA-DA!” as he and Loa circle. They tie up, Loa rolls Okada up, TWO! Loa reels Okada into a headlock but Okada powers out. Loa runs Okada over, then grins at him. Things speed up, Loa blocks hip toss to body shot and turn, backslide! TWO and Okada rushes in, but Loa gets around to O’Conner Roll! TWO, and fans cheer as Loa runs. Okada gets around him, ripcords, but Loa ducks the lariat! Loa UPPERCUTS and Okada bails out of the ring. Fans rally up but Loa waits on Okada. The ring count starts, then Loa goes out the side. Loa storms up but Okada kicks low, and DDTs to the floor!
Okada looms over Loa, drags him up, and whips him into railing! Loa tumbles up and over into No Man’s Land! Okada hurries out after him, and clears off part of English commentary’s table! Okada brings Loa over to SMACK Loa off the table! English commentary apologizes for being off mic for this, as Okada THROWS Loa into the table and it topples over! Fans boo Okada as he leaves Loa behind, and Jado coaches Okada up. Fans rally for Loa now and he staggers up and away from English commentary. Loa slowly rolls into the ring but Okada is right on him with a DDT! Cover, TWO! Fans applaud as Loa hangs tough.
Okada looms over Loa, gives him toying kicks and he eggs Loa on. Loa stands up to get in Okada’s face, but Okada fires forearms! Okada whips Loa to a corner then back elbows! Kick and- NO, Loa stops the DDT to RAM Okada into a corner! Loa fires off forearms and the fans are with him! Red Shoes reprimands, Loa lets off, but Okada fires off on Loa now! Okada runs but Loa SPEARS him down! Fans fire up for Loa and Jado coaches him up. Loa and Okada stir, and Loa grits his teeth as he rises up. Okada staggers and Loa LARIATS! And ELBOWS! Okada dodges a shot but the SOUTHPAW hits! Fans fire up and we pass five minutes!
Loa BODY BLOWS, UPPERCUTS, and repeat! Fans rally as Loa hits Okada again and again and again and again, then really fires off in the corner! Loa then tops it off with a CHOP! Loa whips Okada corner to corner, runs in and clotheslines! And then back the other way, for another clothesline! Okada staggers, Loa waistlocks and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Fans rally up again and Loa drags Okada up. Okada fights the scoop and he CLUBS Loa on the back! Loa ROCKS Okada and Okada tumbles out of the ring! Fans rally again and Loa goes out, only for Okada to kick! But Loa back drops Okada to the floor first!
Fans fire up with Loa and he runs in, to LARIAT Okada down! Fans fire up even more and Loa drags Okada up. Loa puts Okada in, fans rally, and Loa slingshot SENTONS! Loa hurries to get Okada up, for a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Okada survives but Jado coaches Loa. Fans rally, Loa stands and he brings Okada up. Loa scoops but Okada slips free, to have the arm! MONEY CLIP!! Loa endures, but Okada brings him down to a knee! Loa fights up and he RAMS Okada into a corner! Loa runs in, but Okada pops him up to the Alabama Lift! REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Loa flops out of the ring while fans fire up!
Jado coaches Loa as he crawls around the way. Fans rally, Okada hurries out after Loa, and runs in, only for Loa to throw him over railing! Okada lands on his feet but Loa ROCKS him! The ring count starts as Loa lifts Okada, and tells people to move!? Fans fire up but Okada fights free! Okada runs to SHOTGUN Loa down! The ring count is past 13 of 20 now! Okada hurries and puts Loa in at 17! Fans cheer that Okada wants this to end inside the ring! Okada looms over Loa, drags him up, and we pass 10 minutes. Okada paces around, leading Loa by the wrist, but Loa ducks the lariat! Kick, KNEE, and ENZIGURI!
Loa hurries to scoop! SWINGING SIDE SLAM! Cover, TWO! Okada survives the Scrapbuster but fans rally behind Loa! Loa drags Okada up, scoops again, but Okada slips free again! Backslide! Loa rolls through, but into a short arm LARIAT! Okada holds onto the wrist, and he drags Loa back up. For another short arm LARIAT! Okada fires up and fans fire up, too, as Okada drags Loa around. Okada brings Loa in, but Loa throws elbows to stop the ripcord! Okada uses that to DISCUS LARIAT! Loa stays up!? Okada fires forearm after forearm, but Loa just HEADBUTTS! Loa runs, but into the DROPKICK! But Loa’s right up!?
Loa roars and he fires forearm son Okada! Okada UPPERCUTS back! Okada runs, into a LOA DROPKICK! Fans fire up and Milano Collection AT is laughing from shock! Loa drags Okada up, scoops, but Okada fights free! Okada scoops to EMERALD FLOWSION! And then ripcord, RAINMAKER!! Cover, Okada wins!
Winner: Kazuchika Okada, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Loa earns 0)
The Rainmaker finishes off the Silverback, and Okada is now solidified as B Block’s top seed! Is Okada already on his way to the G1 Climax Threepeat?
G1 Climax 33, B Block: Will Ospreay VS El Phantasmo!
The Aerial Assassin is on the bubble, but so is the Headbanga! If this goes to even just a draw, Ospreay is in! Will Ospreay join Okada in the quarterfinals? Or will there be Sudden Death in the final round?
The two fist bump to show there is respect here, and the fans cheer. The bell rings and the two circle. Fans are all fired up for “E L P! E L P!” Ospreay can’t believe it! The two circle, tie up, and Ospreay headlocks. ELP fights up, pries at the hold but Ospreay holds on tight, even as ELP tries to power out. ELP rolls Ospreay, Ospreay holds on and they stand back up. ELP powers up and puts Ospreay on ropes. Red Shoes calls for the break, and both men let off slowly. ELP then forearms Ospreay! Ospreay headlocks, ELP powers out and DROPKCIKS! ELP keeps moving and he RANAS Ospreay! Ospreay goes out, ELP goes up, but Ospreay gets far, far away!
Fans cheer as ELP backflips off the corner and lands on his feet. Ospreay hears the fans all fired up for “E L P! E L P!” and ELP even lounges on the corner! Ospreay returns to the ring, the fans rally for him now, and Ospreay slides in. ELP stomps Ospreay, CLUBS him, whips him, but Ospreay holds ropes. ELP runs in but Ospreay FLAPJACK HOTSHOTS him! Then Ospreay BOOTS him out of the ring! Fans fire up and Ospreay aims, to PLANCHA! Direct hit and Ospreay even lands on his feet! Fans fire up as Ospreay paces around. Ospreay drags ELP up, CHOPS him, and then follows him around the way.
Ospreay CHOKES ELP on the railing! Then CLUBS him on the neck! ELP sputters and coughs, but Ospreay drags him up and puts him in the ring. Fans applaud as Ospreay scoops ELP, for a BIG BACKBREAKER! Cover, ONE!! Fans cheer and Ospreay is a bit annoyed with ELP. Ospreay ROCKS ELP and ELP staggers to a corner. ELP throws a forearm back but Ospreay shrugs it off. Ospreay uses a rather Ishii tactic as he corners ELP and just takes the forearms. ELP keeps throwing shots but Ospreay doesn’t budge. ELP PURPLE NURPLES! But Ospreay doesn’t care?! Ospreay DECKS ELP with a forearm!
Fans fire up and ELP is dazed. Ospreay eggs ELP on, drags him up, and snapmares to then cravat for a neck wrench. ELP endures, but Ospreay lets go to CLUB him in the neck! Ospreay kicks at ELP toyingly, but ELP CHOPS! Ospreay is stinging but he comes back. ELP throws a forearm but Ospreay just grits his teeth. ELP ROCKS Ospreay this time, but Ospreay cravats as we hit five minutes. ELP throws body shots, gets free, and he ROCKS Ospreay! Ospreay BOOTS ELP! Ospreay whips, ELP ducks ‘n’ dodges, tilt-o-whirls and DDTS! Fans fire up as Ospreay tumbles away to a corner! Ospreay sits up in a daze now as fans rally up.
ELP feeds off the energy as fans again chant, and he kips up! Ospreay storms up but into a LARIAT! And a Manhattan Drop! ELP mocks Ospreay, gets around, atomic drop again! RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! And then ELP goes to the corner, goes up, FALLING ELBOW! Fans fire up, and ELP tunes up the band. The fans clap along, ELP runs in but Ospreay dodges! Ospreay waistlocks, ELP elbows free and runs, but into the Tiger Wall Kick and ENZIGURI! Ospreay whips, ELP reverses but Ospreay handsprings to NEURALIZER! Fans fire up again while both men are down! Ospreay crawls to a cover, TWO!
Fans rally up and Ospreay goes to the apron. Ospreay climbs a corner, ELP stands, and Ospreay BLINDSIDE CHEERIOS! ELP falls outta the ring, and Ospreay goes up the other corner! But ELP shoves him down! Ospreay hotshots off ropes, ELP goes up! ELP tightrope walks to ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Direct hit at the ramp and fans are thunderous! ELP rises and gets the fans to get louder. ELP then drags Ospreay up and into the ring, climbs the ropes, and springboard SWANTONS! To then LIONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Ospreay survives but ELP keeps his cool. ELP drags Ospreay up, straitjackets, but Ospreay fights the torture rack!
ELP ROCKS Ospreay with a forearm, then eggs him on. Ospreay ROCKS ELP in return, but then ELP comes back to ROCK Ospreay! Ospreay DECKS ELP this time! Ospreay eggs ELP on, drags him up, and gives him Kawada Kicks! ELP flops over and Ospreay eggs him on again. ELP rises, and BOOTS! And BOOTS! And BOOTS again! Ospreay is in the corner, ELP stomps a mudhole in! Red Shoes reprimands but Ospreay just gets in ELP’s face! Ospreay winds up to CHOP! We pass 10 minutes, ELP stands, and Ospreay CHOPS ELP on the back! ELP seethes, but Ospreay SUPERKICKS him! ELP roars, but then flops out to the apron!
Fans fire up and Ospreay grins. Ospreay goes out to join ELP, but then goes up the corner! ELP anchors Ospreay, and trips him! Ospreay hits off the buckles, then ELP POSTS Ospreay! ELP hooks the arms but Ospreay fights the lift! Ospreay fireman’s carries but ELP fights free! Ospreay SUPERKICKS, goes up, APRON OSCUTTER!! Both men fall to the floor and fans fire up again! Red Shoes checks both men, namely ELP. ELP is somehow okay to continue, as is Ospreay, and fans rally up again. A ring count starts, Ospreay sits up at 6. Ospreay stands at 11, leaves ELP behind and rolls in at 13. ELP stands at 14 but flops back over!
ELP rises again at 16, fans rally up, and ELP stands at 18! ELP hobbles and slides in at 19.5, Ospreay COAST2COASTS INTO SUDDEN DEATH!! Fans are thunderous as ELP now goes to the apron! SPRINGBOARD THUNDER KISS 86!!! But his ribs! ELP has to crawl back to the cover, TWO!!! Fans are thunderous as ELP hurries to straitjacket and torture rack! BURNING HAMMER!! Cover, TWO!!! Ospreay survives again, but ELP tunes up the band! Fans fire up with ELP and he aims! Ospreay stands, but he blocks Sudden Death! Ospreay CHOPS! ELP ENZIGURIS! ELP runs, into a SPANISH FLY!!
Both men are down but the fans are thunderous again! The fans rally for “E L P! E L P!” hard as ever as he and Ospreay stir. Ospreay stands and he wants ELP to get up. Ospreay aims, to HOOK KICK! ELP wobbles, Ospreay reels him in! Underhooks, Canadian Rack, but ELP slips free to get around, POISON-RANA!! Ospreay staggers around, into SUDDEN DEATH!!! Cover, TWO!?!?! Fans cannot believe it but Ospreay survives! Fans are thunderous, ELP drags Ospreay to a drop zone, and we hit 15 minutes! ELP waits on Ospreay to rise, to springboard TORNADO DDT!! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay is still in this and the fans are going nuts!
ELP grits his teeth, pounds the mat in frustration, and the fans rally behind him again. ELP rises, slashes his throat, and he brings Ospreay in! But Ospreay pops him up to HAYMAKER! And HOOK KICK! And OSC- BACKSLIDE?! TWO!!! ELP ducks Hidden Blade to GEDO CLUTCH! TWO!!! ROLLING ELBOW from Ospreay!! Ospreay preapres the arm, runs in, INTO A RANA!! Cover, TWO?!?!? Ospreay escapes, ELP springboards, to steal the OSCUTTER!!! And then he reels Ospreay in, tucks the arms, C! R! 2!!!! Cover, TWO!?!?! HOW?!?! No one can believe it, let alone ELP! And we hit the three minute warning!
ELP uses his head to push Ospreay to a corner, and then drags Ospreay up. ELP puts Ospreay on the top rope, goes up to join him, but Ospreay throws body shots! Then Ospreay slips under, tucks ELP in, CHEEKY- BOOT from ELP! And then ELP goes up to FLYING- OSCUTTER!! Ospreay runs to springboard, OSCUTTER!! Cover at the two minute warning, TWO?!?!?! Fans are electric as Ospreay prepares the arm! HIDDEN BLADE!!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?!?! How is ELP doing this?!?! But Ospreay just underhooks, lifts, TIGER DRIVER 98!!!! High stack, Ospreay wins!!!
Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall (gains 2 points; ELP earns 0)
With just under two minutes to spare, the Aerial Assassin ends ELP’s run in the G1! As hard as he fought here, will it still take an even harder fight next year?
Ospreay shows ELP respect by helping him sit up and patting him on the good shoulder. Fans cheer this, and then Ospreay gets his IWGP US Championship and the mic. Ospreay says good evening in Japanese, and then asks Osaka, “El Phantasmo’s an awesome pro-wrestler, right?” Fans cheer that and chant for “E L P! E L P!” Ospreay tells ELP that he has some new friends here. “And hey, many times, we have done this dance. Many times, we have done the tango, El Phantasmo. But I wanna say one thing to you: You’re swimming in a pool with a Great White Shark. And although you may be battered and bruised today, Osaka wants you to keep fighting for them!”
Fans cheer that, and Ospreay says, “May we meet again, El Phantasmo, arigato gozaimashita.” Fans rally and cheer Ospreay, and Ospreay says he’s Osaka’s favorite, though. But he has a question, in Japanese: “Who is the best wrestler in the world?!” They chant “OSPREAY! OSPREAY!” Ospreay says this battle has been effing hard. He is tired, battered, but he will continue to fight for a new NJPW! “We’re in a new era, and now begins the real test. Because Osaka, please, everybody come with me to Ryogoku, cuz I AM GONNA WIN THE G1 CLIMAX!!” Fans like the sound of that!
“Because my name is Will Ospreay, and I am ON! ANOTHER! LEVEL! Arigato gozaimashita!!” The Commonwealth Kingpin swings the mic and then throws up the crown. Will he be raising the G1 trophy along with the IWGP US Championship in the end?
Here are the FINAL B Block standings!
Kazuchika Okada: 6-1, 12 points [QUALIFIED, B1]
Will Ospreay: 5-2, 10 points [QUALIFIED, B2]
El Phantasmo: 3-4, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Tanga Loa: 3-4, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Kenta: 3-4, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Great-O-Khan: 3-4, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Taichi: 3-4, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
YOSHI-HASHI: 2-5, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
My Thoughts:
Another awesome, awesome night for NJPW and the G1. Great showing even in the matches of eliminated competitors. Kenta does do some sneaky things as always, but he still got a clean finish with that cradle counter. There’s a lot of potential for Bullet Club to again fight for the IWGP Heavyweight Tag titles since Gabe Kidd & Alex Coughlin only won the NJPW Strong Openweight titles off Bishamon. Not sure who Kenta would team with but that’d be some fun stuff for at least a match. And Khan VS Taichi was some great stuff, surprisingly technical with Taichi showing off his sambo skills. But Khan getting the win is a great move, too, I would love for him and Taichi to have a KOPW Championship feud that plays on the various martial arts they both know.
Okada VS Loa was also basically a formality, Okada wasn’t going to be eliminated by any means. But Loa looked great against one of the best, it feels like all the Guerrillas of Destiny are going to be building up over the next year or so, what with Hikuleo getting into the quarterfinals and Tama still in the running. C Block is Tuesday, maybe he makes it through Henare. But all the drama of B Block was saved for the main event, which just blew the roof off the place. Both guys are great, both guys have plenty of fans in Japan, and it was great that they pushed it to the last 90 seconds or so. But Ospreay winning out makes sense, he and Okada are going to keep their own rivalry going into the quarterfinals. And Ospreay acknowledging ELP’s ability is a great sign that ELP is gonna get big things in his singles career.
My Score: 8.9/10
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Can the Last Real Champion handle The Truth?
While the King & Queen of the Ring tournaments reach their semifinals, John Cena has his first match on SmackDown in years, against Ron Killings!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Queen of the Ring Semifinals: Asuka VS Alexa Bliss; Asuka wins and advances to Night of Champions.
- Aleister Black VS Kit Wilson; No Contest.
- King of the Ring Semifinals: Randy Orton VS Sami Zayn; Orton wins and advances to Night of Champions.
- Charlotte Flair VS Chelsea Green w/ The Secret Her-vice; Charlotte wins.
- Bronson Reed w/ Paul Heyman & Bron Breakker VS LA Knight; Knight wins, by disqualification.
- John Cena VS Ron Killings; Killings wins, by disqualification.
PLAY BY PLAY
LA Knight is here!
Grand Rapids fires up as the Mega Star marches right to the ring. Knight grabs a mic while the fans chant his name, and he says, “LEMME TALK TO YA!” The fans cheer, and Knight says, “Let’s just go ahead and rewind our mind a little bit. We go to back to Money in the Bank, Seth and his boys, they just happen to come down and screw this guy.” The fans boo that. Knight says usually, he lets things slide. But he just figured he couldn’t let it slide, so he made sure to screw on of Rollins’ boys in their title opportunity, King of the Ring. But then they came back, paid it back and screwed Knight outta KOTR, so he had to go and screw the other one over!
And it just has Knight thinking. Fans “YEAH!” and Knight says there is only one way this can go. He has gone back and forth between Raw and SmackDown, where it ends, nobody knows! Except Knight! He knows! He knows where this ends! The fans cheer that! And Knight says it ends with him and Rollins! And what better place than here? And what better time than now! Knight tells Rollins to come on out and talk to him! But “Ladies and gentlemen…” The fans boo as Paul Heyman walks out and gives his introductions. He serves as the Wise Man to Mr. Money in the Bank, Seth FREAKIN’ Rollins!
Heyman says you do not boo that name. And you screwed up your cue, so they’ll do this again. He serves as the Wise Man for Seth Freakin’ Rollins! The fans keep booing, Heyman wants to try again, but Knight says shut up and get to the point! Why is Heyman here?! Heyman walks to the ring and asks permission to step inside. The fans chant “O T C! O T C!” but Knight steps back. Heyman steps into the ring, and he says yes, there has been a lot of bad blood between Knight and Mr. MITB, Seth Freakin’ Rollins. However, Heyman happens to be, with all due respect to everyone here in Grand Rapids, Michigan…
The fans chant “C M PUNK!” at Heyman now and he frowns. Knight says Heyman has a lot of enemies. Heyman says he is the biggest LA Knight fan in all of WWE! Heyman’s been waiting a long time to say this: YEAH! Now, because of that, Seth Freakin’ Rollins (the fans boo again) has allowed Heyman to say to Knight, as a favor to Heyman… It is time for Knight to get the hell outta Grand Rapids, Michigan. Because if he does not, something really bad is going to happen to him before the end of the night. Have a nice evening. Heyman turns to go but the fans cheer Knight on. Knight says he couldn’t help but notice, but did you~ (poking fun at Heyman’s voice cracking) threaten Knight?
Because Knight wants to wrap his head around this. He’s heard Heyman say stuff like this before, because Heyman is a liar, a swindler, a grifter, a scammer and a schemer! Heyman leeches on to any talent that has a bit of hype, sucks ’em dry, then moves on to the next! Rollins just happens to be the latest in this. But where next? Who cares! But the bottom line is, Knight asked for Rollins but he got Heyman. And while he got Heyman, he got a Heyman out here talking all tough. So it has Knight thinking, he has a great idea.
Talking about wise man, wisdom, there was a point in time if Heyman had said something like that, a man like Knight would look at a “thing” like Heyman and punched his wisdom teeth down his throat! Knight won’t do that, yet. But here’s the deal: Heyman’s talking all tough, but if he can’t bring Rollins out here, then the only thing to do out here in Grand Rapids is Knight fighting Heyman here and now! The fans fire up for that! Knight asks if the fans want that, and they cheer! “HUH?” “YEAH!” “HUH?” “YEAH!” “YEAH!!” Knight promises he’ll turn around, take his vest off, and Heyman gets the first shot. He better make it good, or Knight will molly whop his ass right outta Grand Rapids!
The fans fire up as Knight does as promised. He turns around, his vest is off, but Heyman bails? The fans boo as the Wise Man doesn’t play along. Heyman says, “Remember when I told you to get the hell out of Grand Rapids or else something really bad is gonna happen to you before the end of the night? That wasn’t a prediction. That… was a spoiler!” Heyman throws down his mic, and here comes Bronson Reed & Bron Breakker! Rollins’ behemoths head to the ring, but Knight fires off on them first! The fans rally as Knight throws hands and feet, but then Bron TACKLES Knight! Bronson joins in and they mug Knight right out of the ring!
Bronson drags Knight up to TOSS him over barriers! Bron clears the desk, he wants Bronson to put Knight through it! But Knight has a chair! He JAMS Bron, JAMS Bronson, then SMACKS Bron and SMACKS Bronson! Knight gets in the ring, ready to hit whoever gets in! The fans cheer Knight but Heyman has Bron & Bronson stand down. Will Heyman have the henchmen try again before the end of tonight?
SmackDown returns and…
Heyman has Bron & Bronson calm down, they have this under control. It is all in their favor, and it always will be in their favor. That is the whole point behind this. Byron Saxton steps in and wants to talk to them, but Heyman has to hold Bron back like the dog he is! Heyman says no need to bite Byron. Byron apologizes, he has word from SmackDown GM, Nick Aldis, that Bronson Reed VS LA Knight is set for tonight. Heyman says okay, thank you, and goodbye. Byron leaves and Heyman smiles. He told them! Patience is not a virtue, it is strategy. Bronson smiles and nods. Will Auzsilla destroy LA here in Grand Rapids?
Queen of the Ring Semifinals: Asuka VS Alexa Bliss!
Two great returns to action through this tournament, and now they cross paths with each other. The Empress of Tomorrow overcame Ivy Nile, Raquel Rodriguez and Stephanie Vaquer while Lil’ Miss Bliss outsmarted Alba Fyre, Candice LeRae and Charlotte Flair. But whose comeback story overtakes the other’s here just one match away from Night of Champions?
The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, Alexa headlocks, but Asuka powers up and out. Alexa RAMS Asuka, Asuka roars, and the fans fire up as Asuka fires hands! Alexa blocks a kick to THROW Asuka down, then basement DROPKICK! The fans cheer as Asuka and Alexa reset. Alexa kicks, Asuka blocks and slips through to waistlock. Alexa elbows free, runs, but Asuka runs past her to then RUN her over! The fans fire up and Asuka runs in again, HIP ATTACK! Alexa falls to the floor and the fans fire up while SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Asuka lets Alexa stay down while she soaks up the cheers. The ring count starts, Alexa rises, but Asuka goes out after her. Alexa slips inside and DROPKICKS Asuka’s leg! Asuka falls from the apron but she has to nod respect for that savvy move. Asuka steps back in at 6 of 10, and she resets with Alexa. They circle, feel things out, and tie up. Asuka wrenches and wristlocks, but Alexa rolls and wrenches to hammerlock. Alexa waistlocks, rolls Asuka, TWO! The two stand off again and they both nod respect. They reset, the fans rally up, and the two feel things out. Asuka trips Alexa, clamps on with a headlock, and she grinds Alexa down.
Alexa endures, Asuka turns her over to go after the arm, then she stands on Alexa’s arm. Alexa endures, Asuka shifts arms, but Alexa wrenches out to wrangle Asuka. Alexa shifts to a cording hold, but Asuka fights up and fires body shots. Alexa whips Asuka to a corner, but Asuka elbows her away! And BOOTS! Asuka goes up, leaps, and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Cover, TWO! Alexa stays in this but Asuka stays focused. Asuka drags Alexa around and gives her Kawada Kicks! SmackDown returns to single picture, and Asuka wrenches for a chicken wing! Alexa fights the Asuka Lock and JAWBREAKERS free! Alexa runs up to RUN Asuka over!
The fans rally as Alexa rallies, then hits a BLOCKBUSTER! The fans fire up as Alexa SLAPS, ROCKS, and KNEES Asuka down! Then SOMERSAULT SENTON! Cover, TWO! Asuka stays in this and Alexa grows frustrated. The fans rally while Alexa brings Asuka up. Asuka breaks free to URAKEN, SOBAT, FRONT KICK, and GERMAN SUPLEX! Alexa tumbles away, Asuka runs up, SLIDING KICK! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up as Asuka stands and takes aim. But Alexa ducks the buzzsaw! Cover, TWO! Alexa clinches, TWISTED- NO, Asuka rolls Alexa up! TWO! Alexa sits up, BUZZSAW! Cover, TWO!! Alexa survives but Asuka just fires up!
The fans rally as Asuka goes to the corner. Asuka climbs from the outside, and MISSILE- NO, Alexa dodges this time! Alexa kicks and DDTS! Cover, TWO! Asuka stays in this and the fans fire up! “This is Awesome!” as Alexa drags Asuka into the drop zone. Alexa goes up, up, and the fans fire up! TWISTED- NO, Asuka moves, so Alexa stops. Alexa won’t let Asuka sneak away, but then she gets caught in an ARMBAR!! Alexa flails, rolls, but ends up in an omoplata! RINGS OF SATURN!! Alexa fights around, pops her arm free for a cover, TWO!! Asuka reels Alexa in, NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!!
The fans fire up as Alexa stays in this! Asuka fires up, the fans are with her, and she runs up, only for Alexa to ROCK her with a right! Alexa puts Asuka in the Tree of Woe, and she DROPKICKS Asuka out of it! Alexa climbs back up, and TWISTED BLISS onto knees!! Asuka still counters the moonsault, and hits the EMPRESS IMPACT!! Cover, Asuka wins!
Winner: Asuka, by pinfall (advances to Night of Champions)
The Empress says no one is ready for Asuka, and that has certainly been the case! But on Raw, we find out, will it be Jade Cargill or Roxanne Perez that meets Asuka in Saudi Arabia?
Jade Cargill, Mia Yim & B-Fab watch backstage.
And Fab says damn, Asuka just came back and she’s already making statements. Almost like she never left. Michin says maybe they need to make their own statements. They need to talk to Aldis about the tag titles. Fab agrees. Fab & Mia wish Jade luck before heading out. Byron walks in and asks if he can have a word. Jade says shoot. Byron says Asuka just advanced, but Jade has her match on Monday with Roxanne Perez. How does Jade feel about facing a talented competitor like Roxie? And how does she feel about the possibility of facing Asuka in the finals? Jade says “Rox” has potential. Roxie is quick and scrappy.
But she’s still trying to prove herself. And this isn’t a proving ground, this is a throne room, and Jade was built for royalty. As for Asuka, there’s a storm on the horizon. But news flash, Jade is that storm. This entire tournament wasn’t built for the future, but for a woman who can walk through fire, shatter glass ceilings, and take her crown on the way to the top. This Queen of the Ring, Jade isn’t just walking in to win. She’s here to reign. Will the Prodigy be washed away by the storm this Monday?
Alexa Bliss returns backstage.
And Chelsea Green finds her. Flanked by her Secret Her-vice, The Hot Mess asks, “Hey, little fu-fu, how’s your boo-boo?” Alexa asks back, “How’s yours?” Piper tells Chelsea not to get upset, Alexa is just jealous. Chelsea says this serves Alexa right. Chelsea should be Queen of the Ring, and she’d be building her parliament if not for Alexa! Oh, if she has that big of an issue, then try facing her in the ring. Chelsea says she will! But then Charlotte Flair walks in and says if anyone should’ve still been in this tournament, it’s her. But had Chelsea’s “replacement” tapped out sooner, maybe she would.
So here’s the deal: Charlotte will have a match made and tap Chelsea out instead. N-Not if Chelsea makes it a bank holiday! ROYAL DUTIES! NICHOLAS! Chelsea hurries away with the Secret Her-vice following, and Alexa tells Charlotte that she doesn’t need Charlotte’s help. Oh, that’s cute. Because Charlotte wasn’t helping Alexa. Charlotte leaves now, leaving Alexa to chew on that. Will The Queen chew up the Hot Mess and spit her out now that she has nothing better to do?
Aleister Black VS Kit Wilson!
The Dark Father is also directionless now that he is out of the King of the Ring tournament, but he never lets that bother him. Will he make himself the direction all roads lead when things #FadeToBlack? Or will Kit prove he can be Pretty Deadly all on his own?
Wait, who is attacking Kit? It’s R-TRUTH! But why’s Ron Killings going after Kit?! He POSTS Kit, drags him back out, and puts him in an STF!! The fans fire up and Kit taps, but it won’t matter when this isn’t a match! Killings lets Kit out of the hold and demands a mic. A mic is given, and Killings says, “Get John Cena out here now. I’m driving! On my terms! Cena, get out here!” The fans fire up and then Killings puts Kit back in the STF! Aleister is rather confused, but producers hurry out here to stop Truth. Truth lets Kit go, Jamie Noble asks Truth wait for the main event. Truth seethes, but he accepts the terms.
Killings leaves, walking right past Aleister. Will there be no denying The Truth when he finally gets his hands on the Last Real Champion?
Jamie Noble talks with Truth backstage.
Jamie says Truth has to calm down. Truth says he wants John Cena NOW! He’s driving! Yes, okay, but just wait. Truth promises that when he sees Cena, he is killing him tonight! Aleister steps in and asks Truth why he is getting involved in Aleister’s match. Truth says it wasn’t personal, it had nothing to do with Aleister. These two stare down, and then Damian Priest steps in. The Archer of Infamy has Aleister stand down. Truth is going through a lot, let Priest talk to him. Oh, of course. Aleister says, “Ron.” “Black.” Aleister leaves, Priest tells Truth that there’s no need for any of that. Priest gets Truth is frustrated, but he can’t just go beat up people for no reason.
Priest used to do that, and Truth was the guy there to make him smile. Truth made the world smile! All that anger and negativity, focus that on the match tonight. Focus that on John Cena. Go out there and handle business with Cena, then Priest and Truth can go downtown to celebrate. How’s that sound? Truth says sounds good, DP. They shake hands, and Priest heads out. Truth is still seething, but will he make sure it all explodes on Cena?
Cody Rhodes is here!
Grand Rapids sings along as The American Nightmare makes his way out, “WHOA~ OH~!” Cody gets his pyro, he high-fives fans in the front row, then looks closely at the King of the Ring’s crown. Cody goes to the ring and grabs the mic. He hears the fans cheer him on, but then Jey Uso is here! The fans fire up as Main Event Jey makes his way down through the crowd! A young fan joins in bouncing along, but so does all of Grand Rapids! Jey continues down the stands, finds another young fan, and they bounce along again. Jey then reaches ringside, high-fives the front row, and he joins Cody in the ring as we get the next wave of YEET!
Grand Rapids might want to YEET all night, but Jey hugs it out with Cody before he gets his own mic. The music dies down, the fans chant, “One More Time! One More Time!” and Cody says sure, one more is fine. Jey says okay, and yes, the fans get to YEET again! Jey says hey, Cody doesn’t even have to say nothing. They been in the trenches! “YEET!” Still in the trenches! “YEET!” From fighting The Bloodline… “YEET!” To winning tag titles… “YEET!” To finishing their stories at WrestleMania! “YEET!” They’ve both been to the mountaintop. “YEET!” But Cody, on Monday, there is only room for one of them.
The fans are intrigued, and Cody nods. Jey says there’s only one that can go. Cody VS Jey, Jey VS Cody, and Jey knows Cody will bring it. Jey has to get his, Uce. He has to, just like Cody has to get his. But that said, Uce, it ain’t personal. This all business. But that all said, too, Uce, on Monday, after they go to war, please believe that it will be four letters, one word, uh uh… YEET! Cody smiles and the fans cheer. They shake hands again, and wait! Here comes Sami Zayn! The fans cheer as the Great Liberator makes his way to the ring. Sami grabs a mic to say, “This is nice, isn’t it? I get to share the ring with two great friends.”
The fans applaud, and Sami says he is in the ring with two of the very best that this business has to offer! The fans cheer that, too! Sami says he’d be lying if he denied there was a part of him that sees the three of them in this ring, and notices how only one of them has never been world champion. Jey, Sami wants him to know, man to man, this year, Sami missed Mania. Sami had no reason to be in Las Vegas, but he got his ass on a plane to Vegas for one reason: To congratulate Jey the moment he won the World Heavyweight Championship! Sami loves Jey, and he is proud of him. And Cody, for years, everyone watched as Cody finished his story.
And when Cody did, he did the unthinkable and pinned Roman Reigns in the middle of this ring, Sami was the first one out here to congratulate Cody. Sami is so proud that Cody finished his story. So he hopes both men understand that now, it is time for Sami to finish HIS story! The fans cheer, but then here comes Randy Orton! The Viper looks at the crown, then goes to the ring. The fans sing along with Voices and Orton grabs himself a mic. “So Cody, same deal as last week but I’m gonna say it again. There is no line I will not cross, even if it means going through you, so that I can get to John Cena at SummerSlam, beat him, and get my FIFTEENTH world championship!”
The fans cheer, and Orton tells Jey, “Man, I respect the… Hell outta you, dude. Our families go way, way, way back. Nothing but love, dude. But if you’re standing across the ring from me at SummerSlam, it’s not gonna be four letters, one word. It’s gonna be three letters, one move.” The fans say it, “R K O!” And Orton says he not only speaks for himself but for everyone here in this arena when he says, and from the bottom of his heart, one day and one day soon, Sami Zayn will be world champion. But not at SummerSlam. Because tonight, Sami is on the receiving end of the three most dangerous letters in sports entertainment: R K O.
Orton drops the mic, and it is time to put those words into action. Will it be the Legend Killer or the Underdog from the Underground that heads for Saudi Arabia?
King of the Ring Semifinals: Randy Orton VS Sami Zayn!
SmackDown returns, the bell rings, and these two circle. They tie up, Sami wrenches, ELBOW BREAKERS, then wristlocks. Orton endures, fights up, and the fans duel. Orton wrenches Sami in return to then headlock. Sami endures, powers up to wrench again, and he grinds the arm. Sami wrenches and CHOPS, and Orton goes to the corner. Sami CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! The fans “WOO~” but the ref counts. Orton pushes past Sami, bails out of the ring, and he is pretty red already. Sami builds speed but he fakes Orton out with the Arabian Press! The fans fire up and Orton has to admit that was good.
Orton goes up the steps and steps back into the ring. The fans rally, Orton and Sami tie up, and Orton puts Sami in the corner. Orton lets off slowly, but he pokes Sami in the eyes! The fans boo but Orton UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS! But Sami pokes Orton in the eyes! The ref caught that one and reprimands Sami. Sami TOSSES Orton out, goes to the apron, but Orton YANKS Sami down! Sami hits off the apron, and Orton reels him in, DESK BACK SUPLEX! Sami writhes and Orton rolls into the ring, just to refresh the count. Fans want that “One More Time!” and Orton agrees! DESK BACK SUPLEX again!
Sami writhes more and whatever monitor wasn’t busted, they’re busted now! Orton leaves Sami behind for a moment while SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Orton goes out to fetch Sami, but Sami fights off a third back suplex! Orton kicks low, brings Sami over, but Sami blocks the smack off the steel steps! Orton sputters, Sami stalks him, and Sami decides to give him some payback! But Orton ROCKS Sami first! Orton SMACKS Sami off the desk, puts him in the ring, and covers, TWO! Sami stays in this but Orton looms over him. Sami rises, Orton puts him in a corner, and Orton fires body shots. Orton climbs up and rains down fists! Orton gets to eight before Sami fires back! Sami has Orton in another corner, climbs up, and Sami rains down a fast TEN!
Sami huffs ‘n’ puffs and CHOPS! Orton is stinging but Sami CHOPS him again! Sami wrenches, ELBOW BREAKERS, and whips! Orton reverses, Sami hits buckles hard, and Sami falls in a heap. Orton dusts himself off and looms over Sami again. Orton stomps Sami’s hand! Sami writhes and clutches his finger. Orton stomps Sami’s foot, ten the other foot! And then the other hand! Sami sits up, SmackDown returns to single picture, and Orton CLUBS away on Sami’s chest! Orton DECKS Sami, the fans cheer, and Orton brings Sami up. Orton whips, Sami goes up and over, and Sami LARIATS Orton down! The fans fire up again as Sami rises!
Sami goes to the corner, Orton runs up, but Sami ELBOWS him! Sami goes up, AX HANDLES, and the fans fire up more! Orton takes a swing, but Sami slips around! Orton fights the Blue Thunder, then LARIATS! And LARIATS! Orton dodges Sami to SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up while Sami goes to the apron. Orton drags Sami in through the ropes, and DRAPING DDTS! The fans fire up as Orton hears those voices! Orton watches Sami rise, but then Sami bails out! The fans are torn but Sami is smart to avoid what was coming. Orton goes out to fetch Sami, SMACKS him off the desk, and then back suplexes, only for Sami to lands out!
Sami CLUBS Orton, and hits a DESK BACK SUPLEX on Orton! Sami puts Orton in the ring, goes to a corner, and the fans fire up as Orton rises. Orton runs in, Sami dodges, and Orton POSTS himself! Sami runs corner to corner, HELLUVA- SNAP POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Sami survives and Orton seethes. “This is Awesome!” as Sami goes back to a corner. Orton runs back in and he LARIATS! Orton runs but Sami follows! But Orton dodges the Helluva Kick! Sami gets stuck on the to rope, frees himself, and hobbles into an RK- NO! BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Orton survives and the fans fire up again!
“This is Awesome!” as Sami drags Orton to the drop zone. Sami goes up the corner, Orton stands and he gets under the leap! R K- NO, Sami SLAMS Orton down! And then HELLUVA- RKO!!! Orton crawls to the cover, Orton wins!!
Winner: Randy Orton, by pinfall (advances to Night of Champions)
Sami fought his heart out, but the Viper still strikes! Orton is going back to back in KOTR finals, but will he win the crown this time?
Nia Jax is here!
Grand Rapids boos as The Irresistible Force goes to the ring. She grabs the mic dot say, “You know what’s crazy? Tiffany Stratton approached me to be under my wing, because she knew exactly what I could do for her. And look, she’s thriving! And what kind of thanks did I get for it? She betrayed me. She has MY title!” But wait, here comes Tiffy! Grand Rapids cheers as the WWE Women’s Champion has the mic to tell Nia, “You’re like that toxic ex I just can’t get away from. News flash: get over it! You make excuse after excuse, but when are you just gonna admit that maybe I’m just better than you?”
The fans cheer and Tiff heads to the ring. Nia says yeah, okay, if Tiff is so much better, then give Nia a rematch without kicking a chair into her face. Tiff says if Nia’s so desperate for a match, it is her lucky day! She made it official for next week: Tiff VS Nia! And Tiff will have more fun adding more scars to that “five head” of Nia’s. Because it won’t just be a regular match. It will be Last Woman Standing! Nia takes a swing but Tiff dodge! Tiff fires off, kicks low, and runs up, but into a POP-UP HEADBUTT! And then Nia drops a leg, brother! Nia holds up the belt and soaks up the heat. Nia thinks about leaving, but decides to add on! ANOTHER leg drop, brother!
The fans boo but Nia says that’s not enough! Nia tells Wade & Joe that she’s taking the title! But wait! NAOMI is here, with a ref! Is she doing it!? Is she doing it?! But Nia YANKS Naomi out! Naomi tells her back off! Nia doesn’t, Naomi shoves her, but Nia still grabs at her! Tiff DROPKICKS Naomi onto Nia! Tiff avoids a cash-in because Nia was in the way, but is she setting herself up for failure with that extreme title match?
Charlotte Flair VS Chelsea Green w/ The Secret Her-vice!
The Queen was denied her crown, but she’s not even angry at Alexa Bliss, the one who took that opportunity from her. She instead looks to humble the Hot Mess that claims she would be queen if her demands were met. Who vents their frustrations and comes away with the win?
SmackDown returns and Charlotte makes her entrance. The bell rings and the fans actually cheer on Chelsea. Alba distracts Charlotte and Chelsea sucker punches her! The ref reprimands but Chelsea SMACKS Charlotte off the mat again and again! Chelsea salutes, but Charlotte CHOPS! Chelsea KNEES low, whips, but Charlotte goes up and out at the corner. Charlotte BOOTS Chelsea away, avoids Alba and KICKS her! Chelsea runs up, Charlotte RAMS her, and then Charlotte climbs up. CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Chelsea scrambles away and Charlotte runs up, but into an ELBOW! Charlotte GAMANGIRIS!
Charlotte snapmares, Chelsea distracts the ref, and Alba grabs Charlotte by the hair! Alba HOTSHOTS Charlotte and Chelsea hits a BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Chelsea is furious but Charlotte stays in this, and SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns and Chelsea hops onto Charlotte for a SLEEPER! The fans rally, but Charlotte hits a BACKPACK SENTON! Charlotte is free, Chelsea runs back up, but Charlotte gives her a BACKBREAKER and BUCKLE SHOT! Chelsea falls back, Charlotte huffs ‘n’ puffs and runs up to fire hands! The fans fire up as Charlotte CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Charlotte CHOPS again, then clinches for an EXPLODER! And a kip up! The fans fire up and Charlotte salutes to poke fun at Chelsea. Charlotte runs, dodges, and handsprings to LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Chelsea survives but Charlotte stays on her by going for a leg.
Alba gets on the apron, so Charlotte BOOTS her down! The fans cheer, but Charlotte turns around into a ROUGH RYDER! Cover, TWO!! Charlotte survives and Chelsea is furious! Chelsea takes off her face protector and drags Charlotte up. Chelsea has the arms, turns Charlotte, but Charlotte shoves her away! Charlotte dodges and SPEARS! Cover, TWO!! Chelsea survives but Charlotte has the leg! FIGURE- CRADLE!! TWO!! Charlotte has the leg again, FIGURE FOUR! And the bridge for the FIGURE EIGHT!! Chelsea TAPS, Charlotte wins!
Winner: Charlotte Flair, by submission
But then Piper Niven SENTONS onto Charlotte!! Alba storms in, she and Piper mug Charlotte, but here comes Alexa! She RAMS into Piper, she ROCKS Alba, then she catches Chelsea! Charlotte LARIATS Alba out while Alexa hits a TWISTED SISTER ABIGAIL! And then Charlotte BOOTS Piper down! Charlotte and Alexa look at each other, and despite what either one thinks, maybe they both need the other after all. Alexa offers the handshake, but Charlotte walks right past Alexa. Alexa lets that slide, but will Charlotte come around soon enough?
Solo Sikoa talks with JC Mateo.
Why is JC taping up? Uh, duh, he’ll take out Jacob. No, Solo is going out there alone to talk with Jacob. Solo was the only one that Jacob would listen to. Jacob needs Solo. Solo will smooth things over. JC accepts that, but Solo does say that JC should stay ready. Solo is covering his bases, but will he need the Imperial Unit to put down the Samoan Werewolf? Or will it all be alright between them all?
Solo Sikoa heads to the ring.
SmackDown returns as the former Tribal Chief makes his way out, and Grand Rapids boos. Solo grabs the mic, takes a moment, and says, “Alright, Jacob. I’m out here in the middle of the ring, all alone, with open arms, willing to talk to you face to face. I feel terrible about what happened. So if you’re back there, come on out so we can clear the air.” Jacob Fatu makes his entrance and Grand Rapids cheers! Fatu holds up the United States Championship before he steps into the ring, and he has a mic of his own. The fans cheer on “FATU! FATU!” and Solo says he didn’t come out here to fight him, okay? He’s not here for that.
Solo wants to make it clear to Fatu that he loves him, always has loved him, no matter what. One thing Solo learned from being Tribal Chief is how to love family and how to take care of them. That’s all he’s trying to do. Families fight all the time. They fight, they argue, they forgive, and then they move forward. So they should move forward together, Jacob. Move forward as one. The fans boo that, but Solo says nobody saw the potential in Jacob except Solo. Nobody wanted Jacob here in the WWE, except Solo. That is why Solo brought Fatu here and gave him the chance to change his life and put food on his family’s table.
And why did Solo do that? Because Solo loves Jacob. He does. And to be honest, Solo doesn’t have anybody else. Fatu isn’t sure about that, but Solo says all he has is Fatu. And he’s all Solo needs. So come back to the family, and even if Jacob doesn’t say those four words, Solo will. Solo will say it for him, to him, loud enough so everybody can hear it! Solo tells Jacob, “I love you, Jacob.” The fans boo, they don’t trust this. Fatu paces as he thinks on that. “So you love me, huh?” Solo nods yes. So this is what it comes down to, huh? Solo loves Fatu? The way Fatu sees things, Solo has been using Fatu! Solo has been using Fatu to gain power, to fight his battles, and to stay Tribal Chief.
Hell, Solo brought Fatu in so Fatu could bring Solo fame! Solo brought Fatu in because he thought Fatu would bring him gold! Is that all this is about? Fame? Gold? Power? SOLO, LOOK AT HIM! Solo looks up from the floor while the fans cheer Fatu on. Fatu tells Solo that ever since he won the US Championship, Solo is the one that’s been acting different. And maybe Fatu isn’t the problem. Fatu just figured it out! The problem… is this. The problem is the US Championship. Fatu sets it down between him and Solo, and he says if this is what he thinks it is, then just fight him for it! Fight Fatu for the title! The fans fire up for that!
And Solo, Fatu will only warn you one time: If you ever think about coming this way, you know what Fatu is about! You know what’s poppin’ with Fatu, blood! And you know Jacob Fatu is all gas, no brakes with it! YADADADA- SOLO TAKES A SWING! Fatu blocks the spike and he HEADBUTTS! JC Mateo rushes out here! Fatu HEADBUTTS him, too! But Solo CHOP BLOCKS the legs! The fans boo but JC & Solo mug Fatu! But then here comes JIMMY USO! The fans fire up as #BigJim slides in, dodges Solo, and SUPERKICKS JC! And then he SUPERKICKS Solo! But JC LARIATS Jimmy down! JC HAMMERS Jimmy and Solo has him put Jimmy in the corner.
The fans boo but Solo tells Jimmy that he should’ve chosen Solo’s side, not Jacob’s! But speaking of, Fatu is up! The fans fire up as Fatu BODY CHECKS JC! Then he SUPERKICKS Solo! Solo is in a corner, Fatu fires off on him, HEADBUTT after HEADBUTT! SUPERKICK for JC! HIP ATTACK for Solo! The fans are fired up for the Samoan Werewolf, and he locks eyes with Jimmy. Jimmy came to Fatu’s rescue, Fatu just saved him, so Fatu goes up, up, only for Solo to bail out! No Best Moonsaults here in Grand Rapids, but will Fatu cut Solo down soon enough?
Bronson Reed w/ Paul Heyman & Bron Breakker VS LA Knight!
The Wise Man warned, or rather threatened, the Mega Star that he should just cut and run, but that’s not how he does things. Knight is ready to fight, but will he survive a battle with Auszilla? Or is a Tsunami about wipe out LA?
Wait, Knight doesn’t enter from the stage! He enters from the crowd! And he POSTS Bron! The fans fire up as Knight evens things out! He TOSSES Bronson out, throws his vest at him, and Bronson snarls. Bronson has Bron stand down, and says, “Tonight, I kill him.” Bronson steps into the ring, the bell sounds, and Knight fires off! The fans fire up as Knight fires hands, but Bronson puts him in the corner. Knight ELBOWS back, Knight fires more hands, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight whips but Bronson blocks! Bronson whips Knight to a corner, runs up, but Knight dodges! Bronson POSTS himself, and Knight stomps a mudhole in!
The fans rally, the ref counts, and Knight goes corner to corner, but into a fireman’s carry! Knight slips down to sunset flip, but Bronson stays up! Bronson jumps but Knight avoids the hip drop! Then Knight basement BOOTS! The fans fire up and Knight storms up on Bronson. Bronson TOSSES Knight to the apron, but Knight slingshots back in! Bronson catches Knight to a fireman’s carry! Knight flails free and he RAMS Bronson into a corner! But Bronson holds ropes to deny the Jump Neckbreaker! Bronson runs but Knight avoids the senton! The fans fire up as Knight goes up, up, and FLYING BULLDOGS! That’s a Steiner move!
The fans fire up and spell it out, “L! A! KNIGHT!” but Bronson bails out! Knight runs to WRECK Bronson with a dropkick! Knight goes back up, springboards, CROSSBODY to the ramp! The fans fire up with Knight and SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns and Bronson has Knight up top. The fans rally as Knight fights back with body shots! Knight ROCKS Bronson, ROCKS him again, and ROCKS him again! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Bronson finally falls and Knight adjusts position. “L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!” BOX JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Bronson survives and Knight is rather stunned while Heyman is relieved. Knight aims, kicks, but Bronson denies the BFT! HEADBUTT, then a fireman’s carry! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO! Knight survives the “Jagged Edge” DVD but Bronson brings him right up. Bronson reels Knight in and says thumbs down.
Bronson lifts Knight up, but Knight flips the bomb into a DDT! The fans fire up but Bron barks at the apron! Knight DECKS the dog, tells Heyman to get the same, but Bronson runs up! Knight DUMPS Bronson out, builds speed, but BRON SPEARS!!
Winner: LA Knight, by disqualification
The fans boo but Bron handed Knight the win with that one. Bronson stands Knight up so Bron can build speed and SUPER SPEAR!! Grand Rapids is torn but plenty of fans bark. And now Bronson goes up!? TSUNAMI!! Bronson goes up again, the refs hurry out here, but TSUNAMI AGAIN!! The fans want another, so Bron scares the refs off to let Bronson go back up! THIRD TSUNAMI!!! Have Rollins’ rooks just broken Knight into pieces? Is this a message to everyone that no one can stop the vision?
Jacob Fatu speaks.
“Yeah, c’mon on widdit! I just spoke to the man, and you know the man makes everything possible here on SmackDown! So next week, next week on Saturday, me ‘n’ you, Solo! Night of Champions, mano a mano, I’m about to dog walk yo’ ass for the US Championship! Solo, you better get in where you fit in. Cuz if you don’t, then baby, it’s ’bout to be all gas, no breaks with it. Yadadadada mean?” The Samoan Werewolf will get to sink his teeth into Solo, but will he stay golden through it all?
John Cena VS Ron Killings!
The Undisputed WWE Champion was the exact opposite of grateful for R-Truth saving him from Randy Orton at Backlash, and he doubled down when Ron tried to show him the truth at Saturday Night’s Main Event. So, if Cena doesn’t want the Truth, he’ll get someone who knows about ruthless aggression! Will Ron Killings bring an early end to the retirement tour? Or will Cena continue to ruin wrestling for everyone else?
SmackDown returns as Cena makes his entrance. The fans sing “JOHN CENA SUCKS~!” despite him wearing the Detroit Pistons colors. Cena makes Mark Nash give the “proper” introduction: “He is the Greatest of All Time, the Never Seen Seventeen, gracing Grand Rapids with his presence one final time… He is the Last Real Champion, JOHN CENA~!” The fans boo, the bell rings, and Truth stares at Cena while Cena smirks hearing the “Let’s Go, Cena!” “CENA SUCKS!” Truth TACKLES Cena! He fires off hands but Cena bails out! So Truth goes out to DECK Cena! “What’s up!?” “WHAT’S UP!” Truth has Cena at the desk and SMACKS him off it!
Truth ROCKS Cena again, and shakes his hand out from hitting so hard. Truth SMACKS Cena off the apron, storms in after him, and whips him to a corner. Cena hits buckles hard and falls to the mat! The fans continue to duel while Truth keeps his eyes on Cena. Truth storms up on Cena while SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Truth stands Cena up, whips corner to corner again, and Cena hits buckles hard! Cena sputters, Truth looms over him, and Truth ROCKS Cena! Cena ROCKS Truth! They go back and forth with haymakers, and then Truth dodges to SHOULDER TACKLE! Truth still uses Cena’s own moves against him, and that includes the SPIN-OUT BOMB! Truth raises his hand and Grand Rapids joins in! “You Can’t See Me!” But then Cena bails out so Truth can’t hit him! Truth is annoyed, the fans give thumbs down, but here comes Truth. Cena ELBOWS him down! Cena drags Truth up, POSTS him, and he brings Truth back into the ring.
Cena HEADBUTTS Truth, CHOKES him on the ropes, but stops as the ref counts. Cena stomps away on Truth, then runs to KICK Truth in the back! Cena talks trash, then he runs to SHOULDER TACKLE! Cena takes his time, knowing it is what the fans want. Truth rises up, Cena runs to SHOULDER TACKLE again! Cena watches Truth rise again, gets around him, SPIN-OUT BOMB! And Cena raises his hand, reveling in the cheers and jeers. “You Can’t See Me!” SmackDown returns to single picture for the FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Then Cena fireman’s carries, but Truth slips free! THESZ PRESS! And fast hands!
The fans fire up and Truth has Cena in a corner. Truth runs to STINGER SPLASH! Truth hitting all sorts of other iconic moves! Cena tumbles out and grabs the belt! Cena doesn’t care about this match anymore, he doesn’t need to take this! Truth says hold up! Truth runs Cena down and fires hands on the ramp! The fans fire up but Cena CLOBBERS Truth with the belt!!
Winner: Ron Killings, by disqualification
Cena wants to get another shot, but wait! PUNK IS HERE! Cena runs away into the ring, and he catches Punk as Punk slides in! The fans boo Cena but he huffs ‘n’ puffs. Cena drags Punk up, but Punk fires hands in return! Punk DECKS Cena, grabs the belt, and he holds it up! The fans cheer, and Punk aims, but Cena LOW BLOWS! Cena has a sinister smile as he grabs the belt. BELT SHOT for Punk!! The fans boo even more, but Cena decides to up the ante! Cena brings out a table! The fans cheer, everyone loves tables! Cena puts the table in the ring, then watches Punk sputter around. Cena sets the table up while the fans rally behind Punk.
Punk stands but Cena has the belt again! BELT SHOT!! Cena drags Punk up, fireman’s carries, ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT through the table!! Cena made Punk snap into a Slim Jim, and then he grabs a mic. Cena laughs at Punk, and then sits up on the corner. “Punk… As you lay there in your most uncomfortable…” Cena pretends the mic cut out, taps it, and then says, “Somebody’s afraid of what I’m gonna say.” Cena grins and the fans boo as Cena flips the iconic “Pipebomb” moment on it’s head. “As you lay there in your most uncomfortable, I hope you can listen. I hope you can digest.
“Because before I leave here in six months with that WWE Championship, I gotta get a whole lotta stuff off my chest. First thing’s first, I don’t hate you. I don’t even dislike you. I like you. I like you more than anyone you ever shared a locker room with, that’s for sure. I hate this idea of you. This idea that you’re the Best int he World. You’re not. I’M the Greatest of All Time.” Grand Rapids is a bit torn on that statement, but Cena says Punk is better than Cena at one thing: You’re the best BS artist in the world. Oh no, kiddos~! John Cena just dropped a curse word! That means the show is off the rails! Hey, Stu, shoot this. Hi~! “I’m breaking the forth wall! HAHA!”
Cena then says the truth is, Punk… Cena is jealous of you. Cena is jealous that Punk has conned the fans into believing the myth that Punk is the Best in the World. Oh how they chant for Punk! Which they literally do right now. Hell, the fans even sing for Punk now. But they don’t believe a damn word you say. Because Punk changes his values as much as Cena changes his shirts! Punk is just a loud mouthed opportunist who steps on the necks of those who actually work hard if it gets him ahead. Oh, hey, look, another cameraman! “Hi, Claudio Castagnoli! Hey, Nic Nemeth! Hey, Matt Cardona! How’re you guys doing?”
The fans can’t believe Cena is going this far but Cena is loving it! “He’s heating up! He’s on fire! And there’s nobody back there that’s gonna cut my mic to save your ass, cuz I’m your only friend! Remember who gave you the stage for your pipebomb, pal! And what’ve you done with it since then, huh? You just regurgitated the same five microphone moves of doom. You’re promo potato salad, pal. Hey, you’re no longer the Voice of the Voiceless, you’re a friggin’ millionaire despite yourself. You’re not a punk, you’re a capitalist! And you’re not against TKO, dude, you are Mr. TKO. Cuz they knocked your balls technically off your body.
“Your tweets are strong, but your actions are weak. And in Saudi Arabia, you’re gonna face some loud, loud music when I finally prove to the world that each and every day, day in, day out, no days off for 25 YEARS, I have been the Greatest of All Time!” The fans cheer that a bit more now, to Cena’s surprise. “See, they know. And they know that you were the Best in the World… for seven minutes, 14 years ago. And if after Night of Champions, you’re still delusional enough to believe that you’re the Best in the World, well… I guess it’s a small world after all. You’re welcome, Grand Rapids.” The fans cheer, and Cena lets the world hear it.
Cena tells Punk to bring his A Game to Night of Champions. If Grand Rapids is any indication, the mood is starting to change. Refs finally appear to check on Punk, Cena says no, that’s fine. Punk needs to rest up for his big title match. Get a good shot of this: Best in the World VS Greatest of All Time, for THE most coveted prize in sports entertainment, THE WWE Undisputed Championship! And Cena knows the fans will sing and chant, but he also knows even the idiots are smart enough to see the truth: The Champ is Here. And USA Network, keep the extra two and half minutes. He doesn’t need a bomb to blow the “mother fudging” building.
Oh, and thanks, Punk, for letting Cena rip off your best promo just to make you look even more foolish. Cena finally drops the mic and he raises the belt up again. If the proverbial tables have turned this drastically, is there no saving WWE from losing its north star championship?
My Thoughts:
A great SmackDown with an awesome ending. All those years ago, when CM Punk dropped THE OG “Pipebomb” promo, no one could’ve ever in a million years guessed that here tonight, we would’ve gotten the John Cena remix. Not only was that promo of the year, but Cena blew up go-home math. I can’t see Cena losing the title to Punk now. He can lose the match since Cena loves getting disqualified, and there’s the possibility of Rollins trying a cash-in, but Cena is leaving Saudi Arabia as champion to then go to SummerSlam. It also works because Cody Rhodes still feels like the favorite for King of the Ring.
A lot of that has to do with how Sami lost to Orton tonight. Great promo from the four semifinalists, especially since it was Jey, Sami and Orton kinda keeping Cody from talking since there isn’t more Cody needs to say. Win or lose, no explanations needed at this point. Sami VS Orton was an awesome match, but I could just feel an RKO countering the Helluva Kick as the way to go and that’s what they did. Now, as awesome as it would be for Jey to beat Cody, and then for Jey to beat Orton to go for the World Heavyweight Championship again, there are a lot of moving parts right now that it would just be the easiest for Cody to win the crown and have his rematch with Cena.
And while talking the WHC, Gunther VS Goldberg IS confirmed for the title, but has also been confirmed as Goldberg’s last match. This is a huge indicator that despite Rollins teasing a cash-in on the Undisputed title, he will likely be thwarted and then falls back to the title he feels is rightfully his. That is to say, Rollins cashes in on the winner of Gunther VS Goldberg, which I half expected even before all this talk of Goldberg’s last match. Rollins can take this title from Gunther and Goldberg, and then we can throw Jey and even LA Knight into the mix as things are getting heated between Knight and the henchmen.
Great promo from Knight with Heyman, great match with Knight VS Bronson, and a really powerful beating Knight takes from Bron & Bronson. If nothing else, Knight costs Rollins his cash-in. Truth going after Kit Wilson was an interesting move. Also a shame Elton Prince is hurt, Pretty Deadly gets going and then something happens to slow them down. But Kit was going to lose to Aleister so this really messes Aleister up more than anything. Priest keeping the peace between Aleister and Truth was good stuff. Priest and Truth being allies on SmackDown can be some real fun stuff, and I feel like they’re already set up for a feud with Aleister.
Very good stuff with Fatu, Solo and this US Championship story. Fatu VS Solo was the natural move, and I like that Jimmy Uso ends up an ally for Fatu. The title match is set, I wonder if we get a tag match first. In fact, next week is title night in Riyadh with Tiffany Stratton giving Nia the Last Woman Standing match, and basically setting the stage for Naomi to cash in. She almost did tonight but Nia was again able to stop her, so I would think Naomi waits until the very end of the Last Woman Standing match to take full advantage. Then, if Jade wins Queen of the Ring, we get Jade VS Naomi at SummerSlam.
Good promo from Jade, B-Fab & Michin watching Asuka VS Alexa. Asuka winning made the most sense, Alexa clearly has story with Charlotte and Asuka is just that good. Jade VS Roxie will be a good match but Roxie’s story in Judgment Day might keep her from winning. But then the fallback there is Roxie might actually sub in for the tag titles like I was thinking. Charlotte VS Chelsea was very good, and of course the Secret Her-vice does what they can to help. The beatdown they put on Charlotte and then Alexa making the save, that’s going to be one of those “can they coexist?” tag matches for sure.
Honestly, a little surprised we didn’t get any tag team promos tonight, unless I completely missed something. I believe title night is going to have Profits VS Gacy & Lumis for the tag titles, too, so that’s going to be something wild. And while DIY is scared of the Wyatts, I feel like they’re going to interfere because they don’t want the Wyatts to take the titles. But at the same time, the Wyatts need something substantial this time around, so maybe they win the titles at SummerSlam.
My Score: 9/10
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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 6.19.25
Are we going to start trending upwards with Slammiversary to build toward?

Last week’s episode was lacking in ring work but had decent story moments and segments. Starting the build to Slammiversary we can either launch nicely or things can always get worse. Jason Hotch and KC Navarro are the real shining stars of the last few months, so lets hope once they get over this Leon Slater idiot ship, they can push X Division wrestlers with actual talent for pro wrestling and not just flippy charisma vacuums.
Oh and let’s not forget, it is the episode they celebrate the 23rd anniversary of TNA! TWENTY – THREE!! Somewhere PCO hates this.
.@Kelly_WP is back in TNA Wrestling and has a message for TNA Knockouts World Champion @mashaslamovich!
WATCH #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/cF0F1ZKKuL pic.twitter.com/tnm4TIuPUz
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) June 20, 2025
Ratings:
- Sami Callihan vs Eric Young w/Losers: EY wins via Piledriver – ** 3/4
- Lei Ying Lee & Masha Slamovich vs The Elegance Clique w/M & Personal Concierge: Elegantos win via Rarefied Air – ***
- Eddie Edwards & JDC w/Alisha & Brian Myers vs Matt Cardona & Home Town Man: HTM wins via Cradle – *
- Champion’s Challenge: The Rascalz, Joe Hendry, Leon Slater & Elijah vs The Kaiba Boys, Moose, Steve Maclin & Trick Williams: Elijah wins via Highwayman’s Farewell – ***
Results:
Sami Callihan vs Eric Young w/Losers
Sami knocks them all off the apron before the bell rings, he levels the loser children, finds a chair, attacks EY but EY counters and this is the excuse to use weapons since the bell didn’t ring yet. EY tries to break Sami’s hand on the steps with the chair, but Sami moves, throws EY back in the ring, bell rings and EY hits a Belly to Belly suplex for two. They slug it out, Sami goes for Headbutts, then Sami wants to run the ropes but a loser trips him, distracts long enough for EY to knock him out of the ring and loser children swarm as loser children do. EY does the classic, throw back out for losers to attack while EY grabs and distracts the ref. Sami is selling a few lame attacks from the losers like he got shot. It’s an excessive sell, so it’s honestly a dumb transitional moment.
EY levels Sami, Lariat into Scoop Slam, looks for the Macho Elbow but Sami hits the ropes to crotch EY. Sami Superplex time, but EY bites the face to make Sami drop, EY jumps at him but eats a straight right hand. Cactus Driver, but no, EY tries his Piledriver…they both gouge eyes at the same time, Sami catches an EY charge into a Flatliner as they’re both down…for…reasons? The selling in this match seems…poorly timed and kinda stupid. Hard Irish Whip, EY Flair Flips the corner, levels Sami, Macho Elbow for 2.9! EY threatens to hit the ref, but then goes to mad dog commentary. EY then wants to attack fans…he’s more unhinged than World Elite EY. Sami gives him the old Dick Twist into a Stunner but only for two! Losers try to distract, first one gets taken out, second one uses a chair, EY hits the Piledriver on Sami, EY wins.
I feel like this is gonna continue for a few weeks since it wasn’t a clean win.
Mustafa Ali’s group comes out, and I refuse to say the name because it’s dumb and they’re already fraying at the seams. Ali wants an apology session, Tasha and Hotch apologize to him but Skyler bites back and refuses, even shoved Ali. So Ali challenges him to a “Call to Arms” match. What in the hell is a Call to Arms match?
Lei Ying Lee & Masha Slamovich vs The Elegance Clique w/M & Personal Concierge
ASH does her borderline racist fake karate before Lei stares her down and tags in Heather. Heather avoids Lei, Lei throws a few Tornado Kicks to make a point and Heather tags out. Heather being 4’8″ helps her here. Concierge says “There’s no Karate in wrestling”. ASH, Lei and Masha are in the ring, ASH is trying to decide who she wants to face, but the Concierge google translated it and hands it to ASH, before the face team rocks ASH. Masha lifts up Lei and Lei does the Liu Kang Bicycle Kick, steering more into her Mortal Kombat aesthetic. Senton off the apron from Lei and Masha dives into the pile, the comedy heels are getting leveled. We go to commercial and come back with Lei getting Double Teamed but she spins it into a weird Neckbreaker..but can’t tag out just yet. Lei blocks Heather, Enzuigiri, simultaneous tag, Masha is Yakuza kicks for all and the 2 for 1 Lariat/DDT special. Near fall, but Masha goes for murder, but Heather breaks it, Rocket Launcher/Code Breaker from Elegance but Lei breaks up the pin. ASH tries to intimidate Lei with her fake Karate before throwing her out of the ring. Heather hits Lei with a handful of Glitter and then bounces her face off the post. Masha tries to stop ASH, Kelly’s music distracts Masha, Rarefied Air gives ASH the win.
Santino comes out and GOD DAMMIT no one wants to see Tommy Dreamer fight Mance Warner…that’s a useless thing. Pivot away…no one wants this. Oh no, now we have to listen to Steph talk too. Okay it seems to be a pivot, thankfully. Steph and Mance talk shit, Dreamer says something about Something is gonna happen…and Jake Something comes out. So…I guess we’re gonna build him up for 2 months and then job him out for 6 before he fucks off to his home galaxy or whatever?
.@indi_hartwell has a run in with Tessa Blanchard!
WATCH #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/cF0F1ZLikj pic.twitter.com/I6UCCk2fAG
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) June 20, 2025
Really wish Indi just opened with the Billy Butcher classic of, “Oi Cunt!” – but this wasn’t bad.
Eddie Edwards & JDC w/Alisha & Brian Myers vs Matt Cardona & Home Town Man
I hate… Cardona so much more now. Heel reasons for Cardona…go away heat for Deaner.
JDC wants the Home Town Man to start…and Deaner does his stupid Flip Flop and Fly, Cardona tags in, JDC is eating some offense, Cardona wants the Reboot, JDC powders, Cardona Dives but then Lish and the general numbers catch up to Cardona. Eddie is legal, and now they isolate Cardona with some decent tandem work and isolation. This turns into kind of a schmoz, lots of silly spots, near falls and then Home Town doofus gets the cradle pinfall on Eddie.
Whenever Deaner is involved I can’t be asked to care. The System beats Cardona and Deaner down, but Eddie did eat a pin. Which is embarrassing not even for work reasons, like it’s just sad.
Champion’s Challenge: The Rascalz, Joe Hendry, Leon Slater & Elijah vs The Kaiba Boys, Moose, Steve Maclin & Trick Williams
Elijah and Nic start things off, slow push off, arm wring, top wristlock, simple chain wrestling start. Nic breaks the chain and hits a Dropkick, Elijah runs the ropes and hits a Diving Lariat and starts the Rope Walk. Nic seems far to awake and alert for that move then, I hate how people pull that off too early. Wentz gets tagged in, Nic tags in Maclin who wasn’t looking for a tag, but him and Wentz have a nice clash, Trey tags in, they try to double him, but they pause and look at each other. Maclin asks for a tag, no one tags him so he Chops Ryan to tag him in and throws him in.
The little nod to Maclin and Rascalz history and the fact the faces realize Maclin isn’t a piece of shit. A little MCMG homage tandem attacks on Ryan, Wentz punctuates with the Handspring Knee Lift, Ryan tags out to Trick. Trick and Wentz go back and forth, Rascalz have Trick eating offense, Moose tries to slow things down, both Trick and Moose powder, Rascalz Double Golden Triangle Moonsaults. Trey gets tripped by Nic, Moose hits Lights Out, but there’s no referee so it’s a little chaotic.
Out of the commercial things are controlled kinda and we see a simultaneous tag to Moose and Leon. Leon comes out hot, level Moose with a Leg Lariat, attacks Nic Nemeth, attacks Ryan, and then Moose hits Leon with the Stun Gun. Moose looks to tag in Maclin but Maclin jumps off the apron. Trick takes the tag, keeps control, Trick forcibly tags in Maclin but Ryan tags himself in and pulls Leon to the Champions’ corner, Nic tags in and isolates Leon, with the Kaibas quick tagging and keeping Leon down.
Moose tags in, tries to Suplex Leon about four times but Leon stops it then counters the Suplex. Moose tries to cut him off, but the Champions distract the ref so the ref can’t see Leon tag out. Nic and Moose doubling up and Leon is the bump guy of this last portion of the match. Big Uranage from Moose…Moose looks for Lights Out but Small Package almost ruined things, Body Scissors Cradle, GAME CHANGER! Moose looks to hit a Jacknife Powerbomb but Leon turns it into a DDT. Maclin and Ryan start fighting, Nic Superkicks Maclin, Hendry and Nic tag in, Hendry is a house of fire. Sack of Shits for everyone! Nic, Ryan, there’s a pause when Hendry is face to face with Trick and Trick gets Uppercuts first then Sack of Shit! Standing Ovation on Nic, but Ryan blocks, Kaibas try a tandem attack but Hendry Lariats them both. Elijah tags in and is the maestro of the crowd and chopping Ryan to some fun. Ryan goes for a Polish Hammer but eats the Knee Lift. Signature spam time…
Ryan tries to use the International title but Maclin grabs the title away from Ryan, clocks Nic, Standing Ovation into the Highwayman’s Farewell. Champions lose!
Overall Score: 4/10
Well this was a rough one boys and girls. Sami and EY was just an overbooked shitshow, Lei Ying Lee is unfortunately in a spot where it’s obvious TNA has no clue how to use her, the Elegantos are the New Beautiful People, and I’m not mad at that. But you need to space out your goofball crap. You can’t have Elegance Clique, Home Town Moron and Santino in 3 consecutive segments. And if anyone goes “it was 3 out of 4” that’s doesn’t lessen my point, the beauty of Pro Wrestling being a variety show is…FOR VARIETY! When the lead match feels stupid because of bad pacing, poor selling and overbooking with two losers, it feels like a useless match with idiots, then comedy, followed by more comedy…you see how that’s literally NOT VARIETY.
Figure it out seriously. This was a disappointing episode. If you’re a casual viewer than it’s just chalk for TNA doing cringe and borderline goof crap since they’ve always steered a little more into the carny than other companies. But this show was…where’s Jisoo and Jenny? I feel like I need that gif:
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