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Mitchell’s AEW All Out Results & Report! (9/3/23)

Chicago goes All Out again!

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OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Zero Hour – The Overbudget Charity Battle Royal: Hangman Page wins and AEW donates $50,000 to the Chicago Public Education Fund.
  • Zero Hour – Six Woman Tag: Athena, Diamante & Mercedes Martinez w/ Billie Starkz VS Hikaru Shida, Skye Blue & Willow Nightingale; Shida, Skye & Willow win.
  • Zero Hour – AEW World Trios Championships: The Acclaimed & Billy Gunn w/ Dennis Rodman VS Team Triple J; The Acclaimed & Billy wins and retain the title.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships: MJF & Adam Cole VS John Silver & Alex Reynolds; MJF & Cole win and retain the titles.
  • ROH World Television Championship: Samoa Joe VS Shane Taylor; Joe wins and retains the title.
  • AEW TNT Championship: Luchasaurus w/ Christian Cage VS Darby Allin w/ Nick Wayne; Luchasaurus wins and retains the title.
  • “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS Miro; Miro wins.
  • AEW TBS Championship: Kris Statlander VS Ruby Soho w/ Saraya; Kris wins and retains the title.
  • Strap Match: Ricky Starks VS Bryan Danielson; Bryan wins.
  • Eddie Kingston & Katsuyori Shibata VS Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta; Claudio & Yuta win.
  • Kenny Omega VS Konosuke Takeshita w/ Don Callis; Konosuke wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: FTR & The Young Bucks VS Bullet Club Gold; Bullet Club Gold wins.
  • AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy VS Jon Moxley; Moxley wins and becomes the new AEW International Champion.

PLAY BY PLAY

It’s the All Out Zero Hour!

Join Renee Paquette and RJ City in discussing, analyzing and predicting all of tonight’s action in Chicago!

 

Bryan Danielson speaks.

“I was sitting at home, watching Collision. I saw that Ricky ‘The Dragon’ Steamboat was gonna be there. I was so excited, because I love Ricky ‘The Dragon’ Steamboat. I loved him as a fan, and then when I came up as a wrestler, when I was 20 years old, Ricky Steamboat came up, he was the referee for my match, and he told me, ‘Bryan, you’re incredible. Keep it up.'” Steamboat encouraged Bryan, and encouraged and encouraged, and so you can imagine Bryan’s disappointment when he sees Ricky Starks taking a belt and whipping Ricky Steamboat. Bryan was at home recovering, so there was nothing he could do about it.

But then on Wednesday, Starks wanted to challenge Steamboat to a Strap Match. “A 70-plus year old man, to a STRAP MATCH!! You think that’s okay?!” Bryan tells Starks that the last time Bryan was in a Strap Match, it was against someone he loved, and they still beat the SH*T outta each other! Bryan loves Steamboat, but he doesn’t care for Starks. So just imagine what Bryan’s gonna do tonight. The American Dragon heads out, will The Absolute even survive All Out?

 

Backstage interview with The Mogul Embassy.

Lexi Nair is with Brian Cage, Bishop Kaun, Toa Liona & Prince Nana ahead of them entering the Overbudget Charity Battle Royal. Now, the question is, if they win, what charity did they choose? Well, Lexi, as you may know, Prince Nana is one of the most charitable men in all of AEW! Therefore, he will donate all the earnings to the Mogul Embassy Foundation! Great, who benefits from that? “The people.” People? Which people? The people. THEM! They in the money~, they in the money~! Nana sings his way off, so clearly, the 50K is just for them. Will they be splitting the winnings while partying in Chicago? We find out in a matter of moments!

 

The Overbudget Charity Battle Royal!

So on top of The Mogul Embassy, we have Best Friends, Komander, Dalton Castle, Tony Nese, Aussie Open, the remnants of the Jericho Appreciation Society, Action Andretti, Darius Martin, Serpentico, Shawn Spears, Scorpio Sky, and Hangman Page! 50 grand is on the line for a good cause (unless the Embassy wins), who wins big for those in need?

Wait, Tony Nese gets in the ring first and wants us all to wait. Fans boo The Premier Athlete as he says he knows this is supposed to be for charity, but they should look around. “The REAL charity case is all these fat Chicagans, or whatever they call themselves!” Fans tell Nese to STFU but he just says, “Real mature.” But instead of wasting time since Nese knows he could beat ever single one of them, how about they all join in to show the fans how athletic they really are, with GROUP TRAINING~? Yeah, c’mon! Let’s get in the ring together! Well, no one accepts. Nese is sure it gets intimidating looking at him.

So in that case, everyone should just count along as Nese does push-ups. The bell rings after he does like three, and then Best Friends and Top Flight pick Nese up! They TOSS Nese onto Sterling and ELIMINATE him! Well, chances are, Nese would just use that $50K on protein shakes and weight room equipment, so nothing of value was lost. Anyway, everyone else rushes in and the brawl is on! The remnants of JAS hit whoever is near, but Darius & Chuck Taylor mug Parker while Garcia & Hager mug Scorpio. Menard is after Trent, Hangman brawls with Action, but The Perfect Ten, The Peacock and SNAKEMAN hang back. Work smarter, not harder.

Brian Cage & The Embassy surround Castle, they have history. The Boys are ringside so they back Castle up, and another brawl is own! The Embassy get the better of Castle & The Boys, but then Komander takes aim! Komander springboards up and up and SHOOTING STARS all six of them down! And he’s not eliminated cuz he never got in the ring to begin with! Serpentico gets in, but he encounters the former JAS. He says his prayers, and fires off hands on them all! Serpentico reels Hager in, but he can’t lift a man twice his size! Hager hoists Serpentico up, and with help from the others, they put Serpentico on the apron and knock him down to ELIMINATE him!

Castle gets in the ring now and goes after Action. Garcia fires hands on Darius, but Spears gets in to CHOP Menard! And then TOSSES him up and out! Menard holds on, but Spears SUPERKICKS him! Menard stays up but Spears sends Parker into him! Menard almost falls, but he manages to flop into the ring rather than to the floor! Aussie Open works together on Scorpio, Hangman brawls with Hager, but Spears gives Parker an USHIGOROSHI! Hager picks Spears up and RAMS him into a corner! Hager runs in but onlyg ets buckles! Spears CHOPS, then he climbs up! Fans fire up as Spears rains down fists! He goes all the way to nine, but Garica drags him down!

Garcia and Spears glare at each other, and Spears says TEN! Garcia shoves him, and does his dance! Spears says TEN! Garcia dances! TEN! DANCE! TEN! DANCE! It’s a TEN DANCE! But Aussie open mug Spears! Garcia goes after them, they all brawl, Parker stomps Chuck but Scorpio gets Parker’s hair! Spears and Garcia knock Aussie Open down, stare each other down, and they BOTH DANCE! Fans fire up, but Aussie Open rushes in and throws Spears over! Spears stays on the apron, but then Aussie Open SUPERKICK BOOT COMBO! Spears falls, Aussie Open ELIMINATES him! Then they go after Chuck!

Garcia moves on to go after Scorpio but Trent goes after Garcia. Kaun DECKS Darius, Cage puts Komander in a corner, Liona is standing on Parker! Cage puts Komander on the apron, but Komander GAMANGIRIS back! Komander goes up top, leaps back in, but Cage catches the crossbody! Cage uses Komander to do bicep curls, pops him up to a fireman’s carry, but Komander slips free! Komander KICKS Cage, but Liona storms up! Komander mule kicks Lona, mule kicks Kaun, and ENZIGURIS Kaun! Then ENZIGURIS Liona! But Cage SUPERKICKS Komander down! The Gates drag Komander up, and coordinate with Cage, ROCK-A-BYE BOMB!!

The Gates haul Komander up and TOSS Komander out to ELIMINATE him! Nana says that’s what you gets! The Gates braw with Aussie Open now! Hangman fights off Hager in a corner while Parker and Castle are on the apron. Parker BOOTS Castle, Castle holds onto ropes, but Parker BITES Castle’s fingers! Castle falls back, but The Boys catch him! Fans cheer as The Boys get Castle to the apron! Castle DECKS Parker, The Boys catch Parker! Parker says put him back up! No, not that way! They’re going to the ramp! Parker says to put him down, so The Boys just set Parker on his feet. Castle (and The Boys) ELIMINATE Parker!

Fans cheer as Castle ELBOWS Cage! And ROCKS Liona! And DECKS Kaun! But Cage DISCUS LARIATS Castle down to the floor and ELIMINATES him! Fans boo but The Embassy stands together. Hager fights off Top Flight, but they dodge the double clotheslines to kick his legs out! They KICK and KICK and DOUBLE BUZZSAW! Hager falls over! Liona & Kaun stomp Mark Davis, Menard fights off Action but Darius kicks him low! Action goes up to DOUBLE STOMP Menard! Garcia shoves Darius into Action then BOOTS Darius down! Davis fights back against The Gates! Garcia & Menard TOSS Darius and ELIMINATE him!

Fans are torn as Garcia does his dance at hyperspeed to soak up the heat! Cage reels Chuck in but Chuck wrenches out to SOLE FOOD! Trent ROCKS Cage, and the Best Friends DOUBLE CHOKE SLAM! And then they HUG! You GOT to give the people what they want! But The Gates attack! Liona goes after Trent, Kaun is after Chuck! Chuck puts Kaun on the apron and ROCKS him! Kaun holds on, Liona dumps Chuck out to ELIMINATE him! Trent jumps on Liona for a SLEEPER! Menard climbs up on Scorpio Sky to rain down fists! Liona thrashes, Kaun drags Trent over the top to join him!

Kaun throws forearms, but Hangman triangle jump LARIATS Kaun down to ELIMINATE him! That’s one Embassy member down! Scorpio fights back against Menard, dumps him out then DECKS him! Menard hits the floor, Scorpio ELIMINATES him! Action CLUBS away on Cage, Hager hoists Scorpio up! Scorpio fights up and over to DUMP and ELIMINATE Hager!! The former JAS is now down to just Garcia! Action GAMANGIRS Cage while Aussie Open FOREARM SANDWICH Hangman! They then hoist Hangman up, but Trent makes the save! Trent dodges Davis, ROLLING ELBOWS Fletcher, and he blocks Davis’ kick!

Trent hands the foot to Hangman so he can ENZIGURI Davis! Hangman GERMAN SUPLEXES Davis, and the two work together to DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE Davis up and out to ELIMINATE him! Garcia shoves Hangman aside to whip Scorpio but Scorpio blocks being thrown out. Scorpio ROCKS Garcia while Hangman and Trent try to figure out if they’re working together or not. Scorpio dodges Garcia, fireman’s carries, but Garcia slips free! Garcia whips, Scorpio reverses and TOSSES Garcia out to ELIMINATE him! No more former JAS! Liona TOSSES Scorpio, he holds on and RAMS into Liona!

Garcia gets up in a huff, but he just dances himself off up the ramp! Scorpio tries to drag Liona out but Liona drags Scorpio back in to feed to Cage’s DISCUS LARIAT! The Embassy then haul Scorpio up and TOSS him to ELIMINATE him! We’re down to our final six of Cage, Liona, Trent, Hangman, Action & Fletcher. But we know the Embassy is sticking together, so this is more like 4v2! Or is it 3v3? Is Fletcher going to join The Embassy on this one? Nana is talking trash but Trent tells him to shut up! Fans fire up and chant for “COWBOY SH*T!” The brawl is on! Liona and Trent, Action and Fletcher, Page and Cage!

Action gets the edge on the Aussie Arrow, The Cowboy RAMS The Machine into the corner, but Liona has #JustTrent in a corner! Liona roars and runs in, but only gets buckles! Trent then hits a TORNADO DDT! Cage turns things around on Hangman to fire off forearms! Fletcher fires forearms on Action! Action SOBATS, KICKS, and whips! Fletcher reverses, Action springboards but into a HALF ‘N’ HALF! Action lands on his feet! Fletcher ducks one kick but not the ENZIGURI! Action goes to springboard but Fletcher shoves him over! Action holds on but Fletcher runs to DROPKICK Action down and ELIMINATE him!

But then Trent dumps Fletcher over! Fletcher holds on, Trent drags him up for a HEAT- NO, Fletcher fights out of the draping piledriver! Fletcher drags Trent over to join him on the apron! Fletcher CLUBS away on Trent, but Trent gets under to APRON HALF ‘N’ HALF!! Fletcher falls over, Trent ELIMINATES him!! No more Aussie Open, so that $50K isn’t going to The United Empire. But now The Embassy has Trent! They mug him, DOUBLE LARIAT SANDWICH! And then back suplex onto Liona’s knees! Cage hauls Trent up and Liona runs in, to POUNCE Hangman!! Cage F5s Trent outta the ring to ELIMINATE him!!

Fans boo because now it is 2v1, Mogul Embassy against Hangman! Nana is salivating, he already feels that 50K is theirs! But fans are thunderous behind Hangman and he fires off forearms on Cage & Liona! But he still gets mugged! Cage reels Hangman in, writes him off, and POWER- RANA!! Both Cage and Hangman are on the apron! Liona runs in, Hangman BOOTS him! BUCKSHOT for Liona!! Fans fire up, Hangman clotheslines Liona up and out to ELIMINATE him! Now it’s just Page and Cage! Cage runs in, Page dodges, but Cage blocks a boot to KNEE! ROLLING NECKBREAKER!

Fans boo as The Machine says it’s done! Cage whips, Page goes up and out, but Page holds on! Page skins the cat, to headscissor Cage to the apron! They brawl on the edge! Hangman BOOTS but Cage SUPERKICKS! Cage reels Hangman in but Hangman fights! APRON DEADEYE!! Cage falls, Page wins!!

Winner: Hangman Page ($50,000 to be donated to his charity of choice)

The Cowboy wins big and fans are loving it! But who will Hangman help with this big money?

 

Zero Hour – Six Woman Tag: Athena, Diamante & Mercedes Martinez w/ Billie Starkz VS Hikaru Shida, Skye Blue & Willow Nightingale!

The ROH Women’s World Champion joins forces with The Cuban Diamond & The OG Badass, taking on the Shining Samurai, the Chicago hometown hero, and the Babe with the Power! Skye & Willow got a big win just a couple nights ago, will they help Shida get an even bigger win here? Or will they be eclipsed by the Fallen Goddess and her badass backup?

The teams sort out and Athena steps up as the one champion in this match. She strikes a fighting pose, but then she just throws Diamante into Skye! The brawl is on as Athena bails out, leaving Diamante & Martinez to get beat down 3v2! Shida whips Martinez but Martinez bails out! Athena argues with Diamante & Martinez, but Skye goes up top to SUPER CROSSBODY! Down go the bad girls! Fans fire up and Skye puts Diamante in for Shida! Shida puts Diamante in a corner, and climbs up to rain down fists! Fans fire up and count along, and Shida goes to TEN! Shida then kicks Diamante out, leaps, MISSILE DROPKICK!

Fans fire up and Shida tags in Skye! Fans cheer, Skye stalks Diamante then mule kicks! Skye CLUBS Diamante, Diamante blocks the superkick but not the BASEMENT ROUNDHOUSE! Diamante flounders to ropes, Skye runs in to SHINING WIZARD! Martinez gets a cheap shot in! Diamante wrenches Skye, dragon sleeper, CROSS RHODES! Cover, TWO! Willow is also there but she backs off as the ref reprimands. Diamante drags Skye away to tag in Martinez. They mug Skye, then gut wrench GUT BUSTER, to a ROLLING NECKBREAKER! Martinez covers, TWO! Martinez stalks Skye to ropes and bumps her off buckles.

Martinez stomps Skye but fans rally up. Martinez taunts Willow and Shida, allowing Athena and Diamante to CHOKE Skye! Fans boo but Martinez tags Diamante in. They throw Skye down, then SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Skye crawls but Diamante keeps her from the others. Diamante runs Skye to bump her off Athena’s boot! Diamante stomps a mudhole, lets off as the ref counts, and Diamante drags Skye up. Skye JAWBREAKERS back! Skye fires forearms, runs, but Diamante LARIATS! Diamante flexes, fans boo, but Diamante drags Skye up. Diamante bumps Skye off buckles and tags Martinez in.

Martinez CHOPS Skye, stalks her along ropes, but Athena tags herself in! Athena stomps and fires off forearms on Skye! The ref counts, Athena tells him to shut up! Athena drags Skye up, SLAPS Skye, and eggs her on! Skye SLAPS back! Fans fire up and Skye CLUBS away on Athena! Athena shoves Skye, Skye runs back in but Athena fireman’s carries! POP-UP BOMB!! High stack, TWO!! Skye survives but Athena says SHE is the champ! Athena tells Diamante & Martinez that they both suck! But Skye tags in Willow! Athena talks trash but turns around to see Willow! She hurries for her corner but Diamante & Martinez hop down!

Athena runs in but Willow LARIATS! And LARIATS! And LARIATS! Willow runs in to back body block! Willow BOOTS Athena down! Fans fire up with Willow and she drags Athena up to fireman’s carry. Athena fights free to shove Willow into buckles! Athena tags Diamante and she runs in to wrench Willow to a SLICED BREAD! But Shida runs in to FALCON ARROW! Martinez BOOTS Shida down! Skye SUPERKICKS Martinez down! Fans fire up and Skye hurries up top! Billie distracts Skye and Martinez CLUBS Skye! Martinez climbs up to CLUB away on Skye! Martinez then hooks her legs in, to SPIDER GERMAN SUPLEX!!

But Willow returns to run in and CANNONBALL Martinez while she’s upside-down! But Athena is up top, THE O-FACE!! Athena cheers herself, but Shida storms up on Athena! These two haven’t met and fans are all fired up! Athena shoves Shida, Shida shoves back. They brawl with forearms back and forth! Fans fire up, Athena ROCKS Shida but Shida swings, only for Athena to spin her around and SOBAT! Athena KICKS, swings, but Shida blocks to DECK Athena! Athena gets up, gets in Shida’s face, and they both run, only for Skye and Diamante to trip and drag each of them out! Athena glares at Skye, Skye eggs Athena on!

Athena storms up, into a POUNCE from Willow!! PERIOD! Athena ends up hitting railing! Fans fire up with Willow but Diamante CLUBS Willow! Willow hits back, puts Diamante in the ring, but Martinez runs up to CLUB Willow! Martinez whips, Willow reverses, and now Martinez hits railing! Diamante attacks Willow, has her on ropes, and then whips. Willow reverses to fireman’s carry, and tag to Skye! SUPERKICK into the DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!! Skye hurries to add on, CODE BLUE!! Cover, Skye’s team wins!

Winner: Hikaru Shida, Skye Blue & Willow Nightingale, by pinfall

Another big win for Chicago’s own! Is Skye on her way to fighting for some gold in AEW? Will Shida and Athena soon meet again for their own epic battle?

 

Jose The Assistant brings Dralistico y Preston Vance to Rush.

They’re all cleaned up from the fight for their lives, and Rush seems them for himself. “This is what I’m talking about. THIS is what I’m talking about! I chose you, but I needed to push you to the limit so we could be the LFI of violence that I wanted, that I needed! Everyone knows main eventers, and so-called ‘big name stars’ mean nothing to me.” LFI is here to stay, so now is their time to leave a mark! He wanted badasses with attitude like that. Their time is now, and now they bring the violence! Now, they dominate. Now, they take the titles! Now LFI takes over AEW! Dralistico, Vance, and even Jose are ready. “No pasa nada perros!”

 

Zero Hour – AEW World Trios Championships: The Acclaimed & Billy Gunn w/ Dennis Rodman VS Team Triple J!

Max Caster, Anthony Bowens & Daddy Ass just defended these belts last night after just winning them at All In. So will the “House of Ass” make it through their first week as a thing? Or will those “carnies” who gave The Acclaimed such grief when they were AEW World Tag Team Champions do it all over again here tonight?

Sonjay Dutt helps give an NBA style introduction for the “starting line-up.” The One in a Billion, Satnam Singh! The former ROH World Champion, Jay Lethal! The Last Outlaw, accompanied by “Miss Chicago 2024,” Karen Jarrett, it is THE Jeff Jarrett! But here comes Platinum Max with a diss track! “Platinum on the mic, I’m a squad killa! It’s Acclaimed in Chicago with Rodzilla! Jeff, I know it’s gotta burn! Ya wife’s right next to you, but she’s checkin’ out The Worm! We kill y’all soon. The Acclaimed tight like Dennis & Kim Jong Un! Ey yo we bad as we wanna be! We ’bout to beat down the 2023 Oddities!”

Bowens takes the mic to shout once more, “CHIIICAAAAGOOOOOO~! The Acclaimed have arrived! SCISSOR ME, DADDY ASS~!” And he does~! But wait, Billy says there’s a problem already. See, Daddy Ass has his OWN referee! You ain’t it, Bryce. Karen will like this. Come on down, Aubrey! Fans cheer as Aubrey tags in and Karen has a fit! But then things really get wild as Triple J rushes The Acclaimed! Aubrey has the bell ring, Satnam and Billy brawl while Jeff has Bowens and Lethal has Caster! Satnam and Billy go outside, Lethal whips but Bowens KICKS him back! Jeff bumps Caster off buckles and stomps him down!

Bowens fires off fast hands on Lethal but Satnam sends Billy into barriers! Bowens DECKS Lethal right outta the ring! Jarrett CLOBBERS Bowens but Caster JABS, JABS, JABS, “SUCK IT!” and BACKHAND! Bowens gets up, Caster brings Jarrett around, SCISSOR ME TIMBERS for the Last Outlaw! Fans fire up and Bowens says they should give the people a strut! The Acclaimed mock Jarrett’s strut, then scissor finger~! Caster brings Jarrett up, whips, but Jarrett reverses and Lethal gets a cheap shot in! Caster DECKS Lethal but Satnam DECKS Caster! Jarrett CHOKES Caster on the ropes, Aubrey backs him off, but misses Karen CLAWING Caster!

Jarrett runs to STRADDLE ATTACK Caster! Karen applauds Jarrett’s strut, but fans boo. Jarrett tags Lethal, they whip caster to kick low and SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Lethal soaks up the heat, then he drags Caster up to bump him off buckles. Lethal CHOPS, stomps, and then stomps some more. Lethal gets all fired up but the fans rally for Caster. Lethal drags Caster up, throws hands, and tags in Jarrett. They double whip Caster but he reverses to send Lethal away. Lethal slides out, Jarrett RUSSIAN LEG SWEEPS Caster! Jarrett DECKS Billy, whips Caster, but Caster reverses to then get Jarrett in a SLEEPER!

Jarrett goes around and around, and hits a BIG back suplex on Caster! Fans rally while both men are down! Caster and Jarrett crawl, hot tags to Lethal and Bowens! Bowens rallies on Lethal, DROPKICKS Satnam, then dodges Lethal to fire off forearms and CHOPS! Lethal gets around, Bowens switches, FIVE TOOL STRIKE FEST! “EVERYONE Loves The Acclaimed!” Bowens starts up more kicks, runs, but Karen trips him up! Fans boo but then Lethal ROCKS Bowens! Lethal scoops but Bowens slips free to dodge and hot tag Billy Gunn! Daddy Ass rallies with big haymakers for all! Satnam gets in but Billy tells him “SUCK IT!”

Billy ROCKS Satnam, runs, but Satnam BOOTS him down! Bowens runs in but into a ONE IN A BILLION CHOKE SLAM!! Sonjay creeps up to distract the ref, and Karen crawls in with a guitar! But Aubrey turns around to see her! Karen apologizes but Sonjay distracts again! Satnam creeps up on Billy while Aubrey is now busy with Sonjay AND Karen! But Billy slips out of the slam to LOW BLOW Satnam!! Aubrey shoves Karen down and kicks her out of the ring, literally! Rodman gets in!? He has the guitar!! Fans are thunderous as Rodman gives Satnam a SMASH HIT! Aubrey sees the aftermath and is rather surprised.

Lethal runs in, handsprings, but Billy catches him! Ripcord, kick low, “SUCK IT!” FAMOUSER!! Bowens hits THE ARRIVAL! Caster goes up, Billy tags him in, MIC DROP!! Cover, The Acclaimed win!

Winners: The Acclaimed & Billy Gunn, by pinfall (still AEW World Trios Champions)

Rodman celebrates with The Acclaimed, with SCISSOR FINGERS! The first and perhaps most chaotic week for The “House of Ass” is over, how long will they reign over AEW?

 

ROH World Tag Team Championships: MJF & Adam Cole VS John Silver & Alex Reynolds!

Speaking of a first week as champions, the brochachos only just won these titles at All In last week in the Zero Hour! And to make things a bit wilder, their first defense is against some old… “friends?” Will MJF & Cole prove they’re still Better Than You Baybay? Or will the new edge The Dark Order has found bring them back to former glory?

The introductions are made, the ROH belts are raised, and we see who is truly ready to go All Out!

The teams sort out and Silver starts against Cole. The fans rally and the two tie up. Cole hits a headlock takeover, Silver headscissors but Cole kips free. Silver hits a headlock takeover, Cole headscissors but Silver kips free. The two stand off and fans rally for “DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!” already. Well, it is on the back of the new Better Than You Baybay shirts… Cole offers a handshake, Silver shrugs and steps forward, only to kick Cole low! Silver mocks Cole’s boom with “BUDGE!” Silver runs, but Cole drops, then hurdles, then runs, and things speed up. Cole BOOTS Silver down! Fans fire up and Cole looks to MJF. “DOUBLE! CLOTHESLINE!”

Tag to MJF and Cole gets Silver up. They double whip, Reynolds makes the save! Reynolds & Uno get Silver out of the ring, Uno shakes his head, and Silver slides back in to tag Reynolds. Fans want a “KANGAROO KICK!” but MJF wants everyone to hold on. Reynolds had a hand in training MJF, so let’s have some “SPORTS-MAN-SHIP!” Fans join along, MJF offers a handshake, but Reynolds says he knows MJF. They shake hands, and then MJF pokes Reynolds in the eye! Fans cheer MJF’s cheeky grin, and he brings Reynolds up to headlock. Reynolds powers out, MJF ducks ‘n’ dodges, then stops to strut all over Reynolds!

Fans cheer MJF’s swivel and then things speed up again. MJF trips Reynolds, and he calls for the Kangaroo Kick! Cole isn’t so sure, but MJF aims. Silver gets in to CLUB MJF! MJF DECKS Silver, but Reynolds runs in. MJF shoves him away then runs him over! But then MJF clutches his neck, one week was not enough time to recover from the damage Cole did at All In! Fans rally while MJF bails out and Cole checks MJF. Cole coaches MJF through it, fans rally up again, but Silver CLOBBERS Cole! MJF is pissed but now Uno gets in MJF’s face. The ref backs Uno down, but this is so Reynolds can JAM MJF with a chair, to the neck!

Fans boo but MJF goes down in a heap! Reynolds taunts MJF, the ref has him back off, and now the ref is calling Doc Sampson over. Doc and the other medics are checking MJF and Cole is worried, as are the fans. The Dark Order just soak up all the heat while relaxing in the ring. Cole hopes MJF is okay as the medics help him sit up. The medics help MJF stand, is MJF now ruled out of this match? They’re heading to the back, this is now 2v1! Cole seethes, he storms into the ring, and he fights The Dark Order on his own! Cole runs, but into a FLAPJACK UPPERCUT! Cover, TWO! Reynolds drags Cole over, tags Silver, and Silver stomps him!

Fans chant “SINGLE CLOTHESLINE!” cuz that’s all Cole could do on his own, but Silver whips Cole to ropes. Silver LARIATS Cole, there’s a single clothesline! Silver mocks the fans with it, and then shouts “YOU SUCK! New York’s better!” Cover, TWO! Cole goes to the apron, Silver runs up and BLASTS him down! Cole rises, Silver builds speed and DIVES into a PELE! Reynolds hurries over, Cole avoids the Penalty Kick! Reynolds leaps, into a SUPERKICK! Fans fire up as Cole hurries in and aims at Silver! PANAMA- NO, Silver dumps Cole over, so Cole just sunset flips! TWO, and Cole backslides! Silver rolls through to KICK, KICK and SUPERKICK!

Silver deadlift BRAINBUSTERS! Cover, TWO!! Cole is still in this for him and MJF, Reynolds tags in and he looms over Cole. Reynolds stands on Cole’s face, drags him back up, but Cole throws body shots. Reynolds ROCKS Cole, then runs up at the ropes, to SNAPBACK with the ropes! Cover, TWO! Reynolds drags Cole up to TOSS him out! Reynolds distracts the ref so Uno can get his shots in! Fans boo but Uno POSTS Cole before the ref realizes anything’s up! Silver grins and shrugs, Reynolds goes out and he drags Cole into the ring. Silver tags in, he whips Reynolds in but Cole elbows back! And BOOTS Silver!

Cole TOSSES Reynolds out, dodges Silver but Silver reels him in! But Cole suplexes, GHOSTBUSTER! Both men are down, no one is there to tag in either corner! Uno mocks Cole by pretending to be MJF, and then he just flips Cole off! Cole scowls, turns around, but Silver tags Reynolds! WOMBO COMB!! Jackknife bridge, TWO!!! Cole survives and the Dark Order is furious! Fans fire up but Reynolds mocks Cole and MJF. He and Silver shout, “DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!” Tag back to Silver and they get Cole up. They give Cole kisses on the cheeks like when Cole was Elite, and they double whip, to DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Cover, TWO?!?

Fans fire up but The Dark Order can’t believe it! Cole survives but Uno distracts the ref. Reynolds grabs a tag title belt! Silver sends Cole in, but Cole BOOTS Reynolds! And SUPERKICKS Silver! Both men are down and fans fire up again! Uno shouts for Reynolds to get up, Cole crawls for his corner, but there’s no- WAIT! MJF is back!! MJF doesn’t care what the refs say, he won’t let Cole fight this fight alone! Cole hurries over, Silver finds Reynolds, hot tags to Reynolds and MJF! MJF rallies on The Dark Order with ELBOWS and FOREARMS! Scoop SLAM for Silver! Scoop SLAM for Reynolds!

MJF sees Reynolds & Silver on either side of him, to DOUBLE EYE POKE! And then a MEETING OF THE MINDS! Fans fire up and MJF powers through the pain! MJF dribbles Silver off buckles! Fans count all the way to TEN! MJF storms over, to climb up on Reynolds and rain down fists! Fans count all the way to nine… MJF BITES Reynolds for ten! The ref reprimands, Silver runs in but MJF sends him into Reynolds! Silver falls back, Reynolds wobbles and staggers, steadies himself, but MJF just throws him down into Silver’s meat! Fans are thunderous as MJF strikes the stance! Cole says do it! The Dark Order stagger up, into a KANGAROO KICK!!

MJF KIPS UP! He shakes the ropes, the fans are electric with MJF! MJF then looks to Cole, fans want to see it, and the brochachos shout, “DOUBLE!” NO, Uno gets up to shout at them both! Cole SUPERKICKS Uno down! “DOUBLE! CLOTHESLINE!” Tag to Cole, they get Reynolds up and double whip, to DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!! Cole covers, MJF & Cole win!!

Winners: MJF & Adam Cole, by pinfall (still ROH World Tag Team Champions)

Dark Order just learned, they ARE Better Than You Baybay! But MJF’s neck is still all kinds of bad, did he win this battle to only lose time in the ring? Cole sticks close to his friend as the medics help get MJF back out. Cole carries the belts for them both and gets the fans rallying behind MJF. MJF insists he can walk on his own, and he goes up the ramp. But here comes Samoa Joe! The One True King of Wrestling Television is not waiting for them to get out of his way, he even gives MJF a shove for old time’s sake. Cole has MJF keep his cool, he is in NO shape to fight anyone, let alone Samoa Freakin’ Joe.

BUT MJF RUSHES IN!! He attacks Joe! They brawl and fans go nuts! Joe SHOVES MJF down, but MJF TACKLES Joe! Joe has a GUILLOTINE!! Security rushes in to force Joe to stop! Joe pushed MJF’s buttons but he isn’t afraid of the so-called devil MJF has become. Fans want to “LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!” but no, Cole even talks MJF down and they leave. MJF holds up his ROH World Tag title and AEW World title, but Joe literally brushes himself off. Shane Taylor now makes his entrance, will he finish the fight MJF just started?

ROH World Television Championship: Samoa Joe VS Shane Taylor!

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see whose legacy in ROH is sacrificed to the other’s!

The bell rings and the two circle. Joe fires off on Shane with JABS and CHOPS! Shane doesn’t flinch, Joe runs, and Shane runs him over! Fans fire up with Shane and he eggs Joe on. Shane JABS, JABS, JABS and JABS in the corner, then ROCKS Joe! But Joe CHOPS back! And JABS! JABS! Runs, but Shane LARIATS Joe down! Joe bails out and fans fire up! Shane storms around, goes to the ropes but Joe drags him out! Joe CHOPS Shane, CLUBS him, and SMACKS him off railing! Shane CHOPS back! And CHOPS again! Joe CHOPS back! Shane staggers away, Joe storms up but Shane JABS! And JABS! And JABS!

Shane ROCKS Joe, and Joe staggers away into the ring. Shane hurries in after Joe, brings Joe up but Joe JABS! JABS! JABS! Shane bobs ‘n’ weaves and HEADBUTTS! Then URENAGES! Fans fire up, Shane runs, and SPLASHES! Cover, ONE!! Joe is tough but Shane isn’t deterred. Shane taunts Joe, “Who’s standing over who now?” Shane ROCKS Joe, JABS him again, then whips. Joe reverses to ENZIGURI! Shane flops out of the ring and staggers up, but Joe DIVES! Fans fire up for that tank sized tope and Joe looms over Shane now. Joe stalks Shane, JABS him again, then UPPERCUTS! Joe puts Shane in the ring at 7 of 10.

Shane staggers up, he ROCKS Joe right back! Shane runs, but Joe storms up to atomic drop! Joe runs to BOOT Shane down! And SENTON! Cover, ONE!! Shane shows his own toughness and fans fire up! Joe almost smirks as he storms up on Shane. Joe throws palm strikes, whips but Shane reverses Joe dodges a lariat but not the SOUTHPAW! Cover, TWO! Shane snarls as Joe goes to the apron. Shane eggs Joe on, brings him up, but Joe is too much to suplex! Joe HOTSHOTS Shane, and has a SLEEPER in the ropes! Shane drags Joe in and onto the ropes! LONDON TOWER!! Shane drags Joe to a drop zone, and goes up top! FLYING SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!!

Fans fire up and Shane is shocked! Joe is still in this but Shane ROCKS him! Joe wobbles, Shane JABS! Shane LARIATS! Joe stays up, so Shane CLUBS him on the back! Shane runs, but Joe LARIATS back! Shane falls over in a heap and tries to shake the stars out. Fans rally up, Joe rises, and Joe ROCKS Shane! Shane ROCKS Joe! They go back and forth with forearms! Joe fires off boxing elbows, but Shane ducks the backhand to ROCK Joe! Shane JABS, JABS, JABS, fires off fast hands, and he backs Joe down! Joe ROCKS Shane right back! Joe knees low, throws more and more and more knees, and fans fire up!

Joe reels Shane in, COQUINA CLUTCH!! Shane flails, claws at the hold, but TAPS! Joe wins!!

Winner: Samoa Joe, by submission (still ROH World Television Champion)

Shane is a bad man, but Joe is the baddest man! With less than 60 days left, will nothing stop The King of Wrestling Television from setting a brand new reign record?

 

AEW TNT Championship: Luchasaurus w/ Christian Cage VS Darby Allin w/ Nick Wayne!

Captain Charisma’s Right Hand of Destruction is the actual champion, which is why he is the one in this match defending the title. But when Luchasaurus wins, Christian Cage wins, so will Christian make sure his- their title stays right here? Or will the Relentless Icon become a THREE-TIME TNT Champion?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is truly the Face of TNT!

The bell rings and Darby rushes in! Luchasaurus catches him, throws him aside, but Darby dumps Luchasaurus out! Luchasaurus gets up, grabs Darby by the neck, but Darby breaks free and HOTSHOTS Luchasaurus! Luchasaurus hops down, then Darby jumps to STOMP Luchasaurus’ hand! Darby hops on for a SLEEPER! Darby CLUBS away on Luchasaurus, then RAMS Luchasaurus into the apron! Darby gets space, runs in again, but Luchasaurus catches him again! To TOSS him into railing! Christian says that’s right, but the ref reprimands. Luchasaurus glares at Nick while Nick coaches Darby up. Darby crawls, Luchasaurus stalks him, and then reels Darby in!

Luchasaurus wheelbarrows Darby to SWING him into steel steps! Christian says they’re not done. “Punish him and finish him, right now! Maim him!” Luchasaurus nods, backs Nick down, then RAMS Darby into the steps! Darby sputters, Nick coaches him on, but Luchasaurus BOOTS Darby into the steps! Luchasaurus refreshes the ring count to then stalk Darby. Luchasaurus moves the steel steps around, turns them over, and Darby is bleeding from the forehead! Luchasaurus only makes it worse with SNAKE EYES off the steps! Then Luchasaurus pushes the steps over, to press down onto Darby’s back!

Darby writhes and shouts in pain, his back still not 100% after All In’s tag team casket match! Christian shouts at Darby, “How does it feel!?” Luchasaurus steps onto the steel steps to crush Darby more! Luchasaurus steps off to the apron but Nick backs Christian off! Fans rally for Darby, Nick gets the steps off him, and Darby crawls. Darby has a face half covered in paint and half covered in his own blood! But Darby makes it up and in before the ring count hits ten! So Luchasaurus scoops him and SIDEWALK SLAMS! Cover, TWO!! Darby is still in this but Luchasaurus looms over him. Luchasaurus puts Darby in a corner and smears that blood on his hand.

Luchasaurus CHOPS Darby! Luchasaurus paints Darby with his own blood! Luchasaurus whips corner to corner hard and Darby slumps down in the corner! Luchasaurus CLAWS at Darby’s face, but the ref counts. Luchasaurus lets off, stands Darby up, and he swings. Darby dodges the chop! Darby runs in, into a HEADBUTT! Luchasaurus storms around, clamps on the choke grip, and he drags Darby up to his feet. JURASSIC- NO, Darby flips through, slips around, O’Conner- NO, Luchasaurus holds ropes! Darby tries again, manages the O’Conner Roll, TWO! Darby springboards to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO!

Darby flounders to a corner, snarling and seething! Darby climbs the corner, aims and CROSS- NO, Darby just bounces off Luchasaurus! Christian shouts for more, and Luchasaurus BOOTS Darby into a corner! Luchasaurus then drags Darby up by his rib tape and rips the rib tape away! Fans boo but Luchasaurus stalks Darby to ropes. Luchasaurus CHOKES Darby with his own bandages! The ref reprimands, Luchasaurus CLUBS Darby at 4! Darby slumps to the floor, Luchasaurus goes to the apron, and Luchasaurus drags Darby back up. But Darby uses the bandage to TRIP Luchasaurus!

Luchasaurus staggers around, Darby hurries to POST him! And then he makes him take a seat with the chair, and fires off hands! Nick cheers, the fans are with Darby, and Darby goes up! Christian shouts at Luchasaurus to get up, but Darby SUPER SWANTONS Luchasaurus out of the chair!! Fans are thunderous but did Darby do double-edged damage? Christian shouts at Luchasaurus but Darby brings him up. Luchasaurus shoves Darby away and gets in the ring. Christian coaches his monster up but Darby runs in, ducks ‘n’ dodges, tilt-o-whirl, but Luchasaurus has a TORTURE RACK! Darby endures, and turns that into a CRUCIFIX DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!!

Luchasaurus survives, that was the closest Darby’s gotten all match! Fans rally up, the standing count climbs, but Darby has a wild look as he drags Luchasaurus up. Darby runs, COFFIN- NO, Luchasaurus catches him to a waistlock! Darby grabs ropes to fight the suplex! Luchasaurus CLUBS the arms down, then GERMAN SUPLEXES!! Darby almost lands on his head!! Nick is freaking out and Christian says to BREAK Darby’s back! Luchasaurus storms over to Darby, drags him up, but Darby is dead weight. Luchasaurus still hoists Darby up to the TORTURE RACK! Darby endures, Christian offers Nick the towel.

Nick tells him to shut up, he’s not doing that! Christian says he better, but Nick throws off his jacket! Fans fire up as Nick tells Christian that he can shove it! Luchasaurus is moderately distracted, and Darby flips free of the rack to YANK Luchasaurus into ropes! Luchasaurus falls, Darby DIVES to take out Christian! Fans are thunderous again and Nick is all fired up! Darby hurries back up the corner, but Luchasaurus grabs him first! Luchasaurus climbs up, but Darby BITES his hand!! Luchasaurus lets go, Darby SMACKS Luchasaurus off buckles! SUPER CODE RED!!! Cover, TWO?!?!? HOW?!?! Fans can’t believe it!!

Nick coaches Darby, he’s so close now! Darby drags himself back to the corner, drags himself back up the corner, and Luchasaurus is still down. But Christian SMACKS Nick with a chair!! Oh no, he has another chair! Christian threatens a Con-Chair-To! Darby is torn between Luchasaurus or his protégé! Luchasaurus trips him up before he can decide! Deadlift out of the Tree of Woe, TOMBSTONE!! But Luchasaurus holds on, gets Darby up, ANOTHER TOMBSTONE!! And then a TOSS into the corner!! Darby staggers, into the BLINDSIDE LARIAT!! Cover, Luchasaurus wins!!

Winner: Luchasaurus, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)

And of course, Christian celebrates by holding up the belt. Then he drags Nick up to toss him into the ring! Christian isn’t going to stop at beating Darby, he sets Darby up with the chairs now! Luchasaurus makes Nick watch! But wait! Shawn Spears, The Infantry, and many other wrestlers rush out here! They get Christian & Luchasaurus get outta here! Christian leaves it at this, since he and Luchasaurus still have the title. But will anyone ever stop Captain Charisma & his Right Hand of Destruction? As for Darby, will he even be able to get up and fight again after what happened here tonight?

 

“Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS Miro!

The Book of Hobbs is ready to go All Out for its next chapter, and the story now crosses paths with The Redeemer who has forsaken his god! In this battle of brutal behemoths hungry for glory, who will write themselves as the mighty main character?

The bell rings and the two tie up right away! Hobbs shoves Miro away, Miro comes back, and they tie up again. They go around and fans fire up. Hobbs shoves Miro away again and Miro gets a bit frustrated. Miro and Hobbs circle, tie up, and Miro puts Hobbs in a corner. Hobbs powers out, they go around the ropes again, and now Miro shoves Hobbs down! Miro rips his shirt off as he glares at Hobbs. Hobbs runs up but Miro fires off hands! Miro has Hobbs in a corner, the ref counts but Miro stomps a mudhole in! The ref counts again, and Miro lets off at 4! Miro drags Hobbs up, whips him corner to corner but Hobbs reverses.

Miro comes back, they RAM shoulders, but neither falls! Miro fires off fast hands, ROCKS Hobbs, then KICKS him! And KICKS! Miro runs, but Hobbs CLOBBERS him! Fans fire up behind Hobbs and he shouts “PRAY TO ME!” Miro gets up, Hobbs has him in the corner and RAMS him! And RAMS him, and RAMS him again! Miro CLUBS Hobbs but Hobbs ELBOWS Miro! Miro goes to another corner, Hobbs fires body shots, and Hobbs CLUBS Miro on the back! Miro growls and storms up, but into a scoop! Miro slips free, shoves, dodges, and WHEEL KICKS! Cover, TWO! Hobbs is still in this but he bails out of the ring.

Miro storms over to Hobbs and has him on the apron! Miro puts Hobbs against ropes, Hobbs resists, and Hobbs HOTSHOTS Miro away! Miro sputters, Hobbs rushes back in, but Miro DROPKICKS! Fans fire up while Hobbs is dazed! Miro storms up to stomp Hobbs then kicks him around. Hobbs throws body shots but Miro CLUBS Hobbs! Miro brings Hobbs up, whips him to ropes, but Hobbs reverses to clinch and OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Fans fire up for Hobbs putting the “power” in Powerhouse! Hobbs stomps Miro at the ropes, the ref counts, and Hobbs lets off at 4. Hobbs then CHOKES Miro on ropes!

The ref counts, Hobbs lets off quicker here, and he drags Miro back up to clinch, and EXPLODER! Miro tumbles, clutches his back, and Hobbs storms up. Miro throws body shots and haymakers! But Hobbs KNEES Miro down! Fans rally up, Miro stands, and Hobbs whips him to a corner. Hobbs runs in to SPLASH! And then Hobbs whips back the other way, but Miro dodges the splash! Hobbs tumbles up and out and then down to the floor! Fans rally up, Miro goes out after Hobbs, and Miro CANNONBALLS from the apron! Fans fire up as Miro nods. Miro drags Hobbs up and RAMS him into steel steps!

Miro paces, fans rally up, and the ring count climbs. Miro drags Hobbs up, RAMS him into the apron, and then RAMS him into railing! The ref counts, the fans cheer both men on, and Miro CHOPS! Miro puts Hobbs in the ring, fans rally with “SLAP THAT MEAT!” and Miro storms in. Hobbs CLOBBERS Miro! Cover, TWO! Hobbs holds onto Miro with a rear bearhug! Miro endures, Hobbs shifts to a chinlock, and he grinds Miro down. Hobbs tells Miro to pray to him, but fans rally up. Miro fights up, but Hobbs wrangles him back down! Fans boo but Miro still endures. Miro fights his way around, and he gets back to his feet!

Miro pries the chinlock open! Fans fire up as Miro hip bumps Hobbs! Miro ROCKS Hobbs, Hobbs ROCKS Miro, they go back and forth with those big haymakers! Fans chant “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” and Miro knees low. Miro runs but Hobbs CLOBBERS Him at ropes! Hobbs runs, but Miro CLOBBERS him at ropes! Miro runs, Hobbs CLOBBERS! Hobbs runs, Miro CLOBBERS! Miro fakes Hobbs out to LARIAT! But Hobbs stays up! Hobbs LARIATS, but Miro stays up! Miro winds up, and LARIATS! Hobbs fires up and LARIATS back! Neither man has fallen, but Miro fires up to LARIAT! Hobbs wobbles, Miro LARIATS again! And again!

Fans chant “MEAT!” with every shot and Miro winds up again. LARIAT!! Hobbs goes down!! Miro drags Hobbs up, throws him to the apron, and turns him around! Fans fire up the shoutout to Sheamy, with the BEATS OF THE BODHRAIN! Or in this case, “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Miro gets TEN in, brings Hobbs around, and tries to suplex! Hobbs is sturdy, though, and he goes to suplex Miro! GOURD BUSTER! That was perhaps the better for Miro there rather than going up and out. Hobbs climbs, fans are fired up as Miro ROCKS him! Miro climbs up after Hobbs, brings Hobbs to the very top, for a SUPERPLEX!

Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! The ref checks both men, and they’re somehow both in this! The fans give Miro new life as he rises again! Miro stomps around, fans chant for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Miro aims, Hobbs stands, MEAT KICK!! Er, uh, Machka! Hobbs wobbles, Miro runs, but Hobbs dodges to scoop! POWERSLAM!! Cover, TWO!! Fans rally up while Hobbs throws off the elbow pads. Fans chant “MEAT FOREVER!” but this has to meat- Er, wait, what?! Hobbs drags Miro up, to LARIAT! And CLUB! And LARIAT! And CLUB! “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!”

Hobbs whips, but Miro LARIATS!! Fans are thunderous again as Miro fires up again! MACHKA KICK!! Cover, TWO!?! Hobbs survives and Miro is seething! “That was Meat! That was Meat!” Miro storms around, and he shouts “GAAAAME! OVER!!” Stomp and clutch, GAME OVER!!! Hobbs is caught and fans are thunderous!! Hobbs endures, fights up, reaches out, but stands up with Miro as a backpack! Hobbs RAMS Miro into the corner! Miro clings to Hobbs and fans chant “HOLY MEAT! HOLY MEAT!” Hobbs hobbles, Miro goes up, and leaps, into a SPINEBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!??!?

Fans can’t believe it, that spinebuster usually ends things for Hobbs but Miro survives! Hobbs brings down the straps! Hobbs stalks Miro, stomps him, and steals the Camel Clutch!? Miro resists, slips out the back and steals the SPINEBUSTER!! Miro says “GAME OVER!” again, and clamps it on!! Hobbs endures as Miro bends him back!! HOBBS TAPS, MIRO WINS!!!

Winner: Miro, by submission

That was the first time in AEW that Powerhouse Hobbs has given up! Chicago gives a standing ovation for these big meaty men slappin’ meat, and for Miro being the alpha meat! Hobbs stands back up to stare Miro down. Fans cheer, and Hobbs offers a handshake! Miro thinks about it, and he accepts! The meaty men show meaty respect, but will we see these two battle it out again one day? But then Hobbs ATTACKS Miro! No respect after all! Hobbs storms around, and he CLUBS away on Miro! Fans boo that Hobbs ruined the meaty moment, and now Hobbs is CHOKING Miro! Wait, who is this? “Hot & Flexible?” IT’S LANA- Er, CJ PERRY!!!

Miro’s hot wife that he always talks about is finally in AEW, and she’s rushing right down to the ring, with a chair!! She SMACKS Hobbs on the back! Hobbs grins as he stands up and stares CJ down. She swings again, but Hobbs blocks! Hobbs takes the chair away, throws it down, but Miro takes the chair! Miro SMACKS Hobbs on the back!! Then HEADSHOT!!! Hobbs tumbles out of the ring, and now Miro sees his wife is here! She smiles, Miro is wary, and then he leaves! CJ is unsure what to make of this, and Miro shouts something about how she shouldn’t be here. Is the Redeemer’s mission of his own glory really more important to him than his own wife?

 

AEW TBS Championship: Kris Statlander VS Ruby Soho w/ Saraya!

The Galaxy’s Greatest is only the second-ever TBS Champion, and she isn’t looking to let someone be the third-ever! However, with the NEW AEW Women’s World Champion in her corner, is The Runaway going to take away this title from Mama Kris? Or will there be no future where Ruby Soho is TBS Champion?

The introductions are made, the TBS title is raised, and we see if The Outcasts grab up more gold!

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, Kris shoves Ruby away, and the two reset. They tie up again, Ruby waistlocks but Kris throws her away! Ruby is frustrated but Saraya says she’s okay. Ruby and Kris tie up, Ruby knees low and throws Kris down by her hair! But Kris kips up! So Ruby throws her down again! Kris kips up again! Ruby ELBOWS Kris down! Ruby flexes, but Kris kips up again! Fans cheer but Ruby rolls her eyes. Ruby runs in but gets run over! Kris flexes, then dodges Ruby to slide under and kick. Ruby ducks, but Kris mule kicks! Kris goes to run but Ruby reels her in! Kris fights the saido!

Kris whips Ruby to a corner but Ruby reverses. Kris goes up and over, rolls back and runs in to KNEE Ruby down! Ruby ends up in the corner but she bails out. Fans cheer while Saraya coaches Ruby. Kris goes out to RAM Ruby into railing! Saraya insults Kris, but then Kris chases Saraya! Saraya leads Kris around the ring, and Ruby is there to MISSILE DROPKICK Kris from the apron! Fans boo but Ruby RAMS Kris into railing! Fans rally, Ruby runs in but Kris moves, only for Ruby to DEADLY NIGHTSHADE into the railing! Ruby puts Kris in at 7 of 10, covers, TWO! Saraya protests the count but fans boo.

Ruby stalks Kris, CLUBS her and KICKS her! Kris goes to ropes, but Ruby CHOKES her! The ref counts, Ruby lets off and she says that’s her title now! Ruby CHOKES Kris again, the ref counts, but Ruby lets off. Saraya CHOKES Kris behind the ref’s back! Saraya CLUBS Kris, runs away, and Ruby covers, TWO! Ruby keeps on Kris with a straitjacket stretch. Kris endures, Saraya rallies for Ruby but the fans rally for Kris. Kris fights up, and arm-drags free! Ruby CLOBBERS Kris in return! Cover, TWO! Saraya encourages Ruby and she stalks Kris. Ruby bumps Kris off buckles, digs her boots in, but lets off.

Saraya shouts at the cameraman to stay out of her way, and Ruby drags Kris up to whip her into a corner. Kris comes back to rally with LARIAT after LARIAT! Kris runs in, but Ruby hits an STO! Cover, TWO! Saraya says she could’ve counted to five! The ref’s an idiot! But then Saraya apologizes so he won’t eject her. Ruby looms over Kris, kicks her around, scuffs her, but Kris throws hands! Kris ROCKS Ruby, Ruby ROCKS back, but Kris fires off shots! ROUNDHOSUE! Ruby rebounds, blocks a kick and KNEES back! Kris PELES! Both women are down and fans are thunderous! The ref checks, and they’re both okay to continue.

Saraya coaches Ruby, the standing count starts, and Kris goes to the far side. Saraya tells fans to shut up about Kris, and Ruby runs in. Kris dodges but Ruby stops short. Ruby runs in again, but Kris dodges again! Ruby tries a third time but Kris ELBOWS her, BOOTS her, then UPPERCUTS her! Kris fires off in the corner with forearms and CHOPS! Fans fire up with Kris, she runs corner to corner and UPPERCUTS! Kris goes side to side to KNEE WASH! Then a ripcord POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Ruby survives, Saraya says Kris is a loser! But Kris drags Ruby up, fireman’s carries, but Ruby throws elbows! Ruby clinches, to SAIDO!!

Ruby fires up, Saraya says take her head off! But Kris scoops to spin and BACKBREAKER! Then a clinch, fisherman and spin, DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Ruby survives and Saraya coaches her up. Kris drags Ruby up, reels her back in and gut wrenches, GORY ESPECIAL! Ruby endures as Kris bends her with that deep squat! Ruby fights free to sunset flip but Kris rolls through! Ruby ducks the boot, roll-up, TWO! Ruby kicks the legs out! Oklahoma Roll! TWO! Kris scoops again, tucks Ruby in, FIGHT NIGHT- VICTORY ROLL! TWO!! Kris has the cover, TWO! Both women stand, DOUBLE CROSSBODIES take them both down!

Fans rally up but Saraya says it should be for Ruby, not Kris! Saraya even rips up a fan sign! Fans boo but Ruby runs in at Kris, and Kris pops Ruby to the apron! Ruby bumps Kris off buckles, HEADBUTTS her down, and then climbs up! Kris hurries up after Ruby and throws hands! Kris climbs up after Ruby, scoops her, and SUPER POWERSLAMS!! Cover, TWO!!! Ruby survives and Kris cannot believe it! Even Saraya is a bit surprised, but she rallies up for Ruby all the same! Ruby stands, Kris fires forearms! Kris runs, Ruby follows and ELBOWS! Ruby runs, Kris follows and FOREARMS! Kris fakes Ruby, scoops her, GUT-

NO, Ruby pops around, POISON-RANA!!! Ruby then goes around, uses the ropes to slingshot and TORNADO DDT!! Ruby keeps moving, SPIKE-RANA!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Kris survives the onslaught and Ruby is beside herself! Saraya is shocked all over again! Ruby SLAPS Kris, Kris CHOPS back! SLAP! They fire forearms, fans duel, and Kris gets around to BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Kris hurries to a corner, goes up the corner, but Saraya is creeping close. Saraya tells Kris to get down but Kris tells HER to get down. Ruby gets Kris, SUPER NO FUTURE!! And then DESTINATION UNKNOWN!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?!

Ruby begs the ref to say that was three! The ref says no, it was still two! Saraya calms Ruby down, and says she’s so close now. Saraya distracts, Ruby gets the spray paint! Kris knew this was coming, but wait! Is that Toni Storm? What’s she doing crawling around under the ring? She snatches the spray paint?! Is Storm no longer an Outcast? Kris gets Ruby for FIGHT NIGHT FEVER!!! Cover, Kris wins!!!

Winner: Kris Statlander, by pinfall (still AEW TBS Champion)

Toni Storm has been getting loopier loopier, but was their method to her madness here tonight? Either way, Kris is still on top as the champ, who will step to her next?

 

Strap Match: Ricky Starks VS Bryan Danielson!

The Absolute is sick and tired of setbacks and resets and others wasting his time, and that is all understandable. But what is absolutely appalling is him thinking he’d actually get a No Disqualifications match with the 70 year old living legend, Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat! But after a little bait ‘n’ switch, Steamboat gave Starks the Strap Match he wanted, against an opponent he didn’t! Will The American Dragon slay Rick Starks? Or will Starks still go All Out and finally get his way?

Speaking of Steamboat, he joins commentary to watch this one in person. But is he worried about Starks going after him at all during this match? Steamboat hesitates, and admits, there is some concern about that. Bryan makes his entrance to “FINAL COUNTDOWN~!” and the fans are all fired up! Bryan gets his hand laced in the strap, and fans chant “YES! YES! YES!” Starks is reluctant, despite this being his idea. Starks bails out? Fans boo but Starks does laps around the ring to run off the nerves. Starks gets back in, then CLOBBERS Bryan! Fans boo as Starks rains down fists on Bryan, then kicks him out of the ring!

Starks goes out, he gets his weight belt, and he LASHES Bryan with that strap! And again! Fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Starks just LASHES Bryan! Starks blows a kiss to Steamboat while wrapping his hand with the belt. Starks DECKS Bryan with the buckle part of the belt! Starks gives a lady a kiss on the hand at ringside, then gets int he ring, acting like now Bryan is the one stalling. Bryan is bleeding already! Well of course now Starks wants to put on the strap. The ref has no choice but to oblige, and now the bell rings. Starks rushes out to get Bryan up and throws hands on him! Fans boo as Starks works to open the bloody forehead!

Starks stands Bryan up to CHOKE Bryan with the strap! Starks knees low, then brings Bryan around to RAM him into railing! Starks gathers up some slack to LASH Bryan with it! And then he CHOKES Bryan again! Starks drags Bryan around the way, up the steel steps, and fans boo as Starks STOMPS Bryan’s head onto the steps! Starks drags Bryan up, puts him back in the ring, and he goes to the apron to strike his pose. Fans are torn but Starks hits a LEG DROP on the apron! Cover, TWO! Bryan is tougher than that, but then Starks mocks the “YES! YES! YES!” Starks strikes his pose again, and then says “YES!” one more time.

Starks storms around, and he CHOKES Bryan with more strap! They go to a corner like that, Starks pulls on the strap and uses the ropes for leverage! Bryan refuses to give up so Starks stomps Bryan down! Starks sits Bryan up, punches the bloody forehead, and he pushes Bryan down. Starks air guitars with the strap, then he LASHES Bryan! And again! And again! Bryan seethes and fights up, but Starks says this is HIS house! Bryan HEADBUTTS Starks! Fans fire up and Bryan HEADBUTTS again! And again! Starks shoves Bryan but Bryan KICKS! And KICKS! Bryan whips, Starks reverses but the strap trips him up a bit, and Bryan KICKS Starks back!

Bryan runs but Starks dumps him out to the apron! And LASHES him in the face!! Starks drags Bryan up with the strap to CHOKE him with it! Bryan endures, the fans boo, and Bryan almost dangles off the edge! Starks lets Bryan down, only to bring him around by his hair and put him in the corner. Starks BOOTS Bryan, climbs up, and then drags Bryan up to the top rope! Fans rally but Starks reels Bryan in, but Bryan slips under! Bryan trips Starks up and Starks lands on his absolute! Bryan sputters, but he gathers up some slack now. Fans fire up as Bryan LASHES Starks!! Starks writhes up top and even fans feel that one!

Bryan LASHES Starks again, and again, and again! Fans are thunderous as Starks ends up in a Tree of Woe, and Bryan CHOKES Starks!! Starks is being stretched out!! Bryan lets off, Starks tries to sit up, but he’s stuck! Bryan nods as fans fire up, and Bryan LASHES Starks in the stomach! And again!! And again!! That one got Starks near the chin! Bryan LASHES Starks over and over and over and fans chant “YES! YES! YES!” Bryan then runs to BASEMENT DROPKICK! And then another! Fans fire up more as Bryan hits a third! Starks flops out of the Tree and to the apron while fans are thunderous!

Bryan has a crimson mask that is moving into his beard, and he WRECKS Starks with a dropkick! Fans fire up as Bryan watches Starks rise. Bryan builds speed, but Starks uses the lash to reel him in, and LASH him in the face!! “This could’ve been you, old man!” Steamboat says try it! But then Bryan uses the strap to YANK Starks into the post! And then again! And again! And again! Bryan YANKS on Starks’ arm again and again but Starks is just stuck against the post now! Fans fire up with Bryan and he grins as he gathers up the slack. Starks is forced to stand against the post, and now Starks is bloody!

Bryan wraps Starks up with the strap, and PRESSES Starks’ head against the post! Bryan lets off to use the slack, for another LASH! And another! And another! Starks takes LASH after LASH after LASH, and he falls to his knees! Fans fire up again and Bryan brings Starks into the ring. Bryan has Starks in a corner, for more KICKS! “YES! YES! YES!” Bryan backs up, runs back in, and DROPKICKS! And DROPKICKS! And- LARIAT from Starks!! Both men are down and fans fire up again! “This is Awesome!” as Bryan rises. Starks sits up, too, his eyes glazed behind the crimson mask forming on his face.

Bryan crawls over to Starks, fans are thunderous as the two go forehead to forehead! They stand, Starks scowls and LASHES Bryan! Bryan LASHES Starks! They go LASH for LASH across the shoulders, and Starks gets the edge! Starks just wears Bryan out! But Bryan glares up at Starks as Starks gathers up all the slack he can. LASH! Bryan shakes his head. Fans tell Starks he just messed up, but Starks keeps trying! LASH! Bryan eggs Starks on with every shot! Bryan just doesn’t even feel them anymore! Starks gives up on the lashing, but Bryan tells him to do it! Starks LASHES Bryan, but Bryan LASHES back!

Bryan LASHES and LASHES and KICKS! And KICKS! And KICKS! And LASHES! And KICKS! And LASHES! And KICKS! BUZZSAW!! Fans are thunderous again while Bryan is snarling with wild eyes! But wait, BIG BILL is here!! Big Bill Morrissey attacks Bryan! The ref reprimands, but Steamboat gets off commentary! The Dragon has some fire left, and he YANKS Bill down! And ROCKS Bill, and CHOPS Bill, and ROCKS him again! But Bill choke grips Steamboat! Starks rushes Bryan, but Bryan TOSSES Starks onto Bill! Starks & Bill fall down and Steamboat is saved! Bryan then climbs up, to SUPER CROSSBODY them back down!!

Fans fire up and Bryan gets Starks back in the ring. Bryan aims, Starks rises, and Bryan runs in, into a SPEAR!!! Cover, TWO!!!! Bryan survives and Starks is raging!! Starks rains down fists from all sides! Fans boo but Starks drags Bryan up, underhooks, but Bryan slips free! Bryan gets around, BUSAIKU KNEE!!! Cover, TWO!??! Starks survives and fans can’t believe it! Bryan shakes his head, Steamboat returns to commentary, “This is Awesome!” Bryan rises, and he says “IT’S TIME TO KICK HIS EFFING HEAD IN!!” DRAGON STOMPS!!! “YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!” And then, THE LEBELL LOCK!!!!

Starks endures, fights around, flails around, but he can’t see where the ropes are! Bryan pulls back on the hold, but then uses the STRAP! Bryan CHOKES Starks as part of the hold!! Starks shouts “NO! NO!” Starks is so red, and not from his blood! Starks is refusing to give up, but he’s fading out!! He’s turning purple!! Starks is OUT!! BRYAN WINS!!!

Winner: Bryan Danielson, by submission

Bryan lets Starks go and takes off the strap. Steamboat celebrates with Bryan, and then Bryan high fives the front row fans who don’t mind that blood. Will Starks wake up to have a different attitude? Or will he only be angrier than before?

 

AEW’s next PPV is in October!

As Tony Khan announced last week, Sunday, October 1st, will be the first-ever AEW WrestleDream! The title is dedicated to the classic event from NJPW, and in memory of Antonio Inoki! Who will live their WrestleDream live in Seattle? Tickets go on sale Friday, September 8th!

 

Hangman has decided on his charity!

Nigel McGuinness is proud to announce that The Cowboy has chosen to give that $50,000 to The Chicago Public Education Fund, “powering progress in Chicago’s public schools!”

 

Eddie Kingston & Katsuyori Shibata VS Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta!

It goes without saying that The Mad King does NOT care for the Blackpool Combat Club, and it would seem the feeling is mutual. The victory at Stadium Stampede wasn’t enough to put things to rest, but now with The Wrestler by his side, will Eddie finally humble the Swiss Superman and his sidekick, The Decoder? Or will Claudio & Yuta get big wins over the NJPW Strong Openweight and ROH Pure Champions?

The teams sort out and fans are all fired up for “EDDIE! EDDIE!” But Eddie lets Shibata start against Yuta. These two meet again given their feud over the Pure Championship. Shibata tests the waters with kicks, then ties up with Yuta. They clinch, fight for control, go around and Shibata waistlocks to then headlock, then he floats around on Yuta. Yuta tries to get away, Shibata stays on him and goes from facelock to headlock to waistlock to an ARMBAR! Yuta fights, tries to stack but can’t so he gets the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Shibata lets off and fans cheer. Shibata CLUBS Yuta, and KICKS him on the back!

Shibata gives Yuta some Kawada Kicks! Fans cheer again but Yuta swings. Shibata body shots then UPPERCUTS! Yuta falls back, and Claudio reaches out! Shibata says go ahead, and Yuta tags in Claudio. The ROH World Champion and the ROH Pure Champion circle, tie up, and are in a deadlock. But Claudio UPPERCUTS! Shibata shakes his head, so Claudio UPPERCUTS! And kicks! And whips! Shibata holds ropes to avoid the dropkick, but Claudio avoids the Penalty Kick! Fans cheer the stand off, but Shibata then tags Eddie. So Claudio tags Yuta! Fans boo but Eddie might’ve had a point with what he said last night.

Yuta tells Eddie he’s Eddie’s opponent, but Eddie brushes him off. Yuta CHOPS Eddie, but Eddie just shakes his head. Eddie CHOPS Yuta! Yuta CHOPS Eddie! Eddie felt that one, so he CHOPS back! Yuta CHOPS, Eddie CHOPS! And CHOPS! And BACKHANDS! Then he DECKS Claudio! Eddie and Claudio brawl on the outside and fans fire up! But Yuta DIVES to take Eddie down! Fans boo but Yuta sucker punches Shibata! Claudio RAMS Eddie into railing! Fans boo but Claudio paces. Claudio drags Eddie up, fans rally for Eddie but Claudio puts Eddie in for Yuta to cover. ONE, but Yuta drops a SENTON! Cover, TWO!

Yuta tags Claudio in and then twists Eddie’s wrist. Fans boo as Claudio paces, and Claudio takes the handoff to YANK the arm! Eddie goes to ropes but Claudio CLUBS away on him! The ref counts, Claudio lets off, but Yuta gets a cheap shot in! Fans boo but Claudio drags Eddie up to throw body shots! And an UPPERCUT! Claudio grinds Eddie down in the corner, tags Yuta, and then Claudio holds Eddie in place for Yuta to stomp! Yuta CLAWS Eddie’s face! The ref reprimands, Yuta lets off, and Claudio won’t even look at Eddie. Yuta stands Eddie up, whips, but Eddie reverses to kitchen sink knee! Then BUTTERFLY SUPLEX!

Eddie reaches for Shibata but Yuta tags Claudio first! Claudio pushes Eddie down, then DOUBLE STOMPS! Eddie sputters while fans rally for him. Claudio taunts Shibata, then DOUBLE STOMPS Eddie again! Claudio eggs Eddie on, stands him up, and UPPERCUTS him back down! Claudio kicks Eddie around, toys with him even, then tags Yuta. Yuta stomps Eddie, clamps on the arms and has a motorcycle stretch. Eddie endures, the fans rally up, and Eddie fights up! Eddie turns but Yuta turns it back around! Yuta brings Eddie down to his knees again to pull on those arms! Claudio scuffs Eddie from the ropes!

Fans boo and Eddie is mad, but Yuta CLAWS Eddie’s face! The ref reprimands, Yuta “apologizes,” and he brings Eddie around. But Eddie fights up again! Fans rally, Eddie turns things around and around and then CLUBS Yuta on the back! And then an STO! Both men are down, the standing count starts, but they both crawl, hot tags to Claudio and Shibata! Shibata BOOTS Claudio, whips him to a corner and BOOTS him again! Shibata fires off forearms and fans fire up! The ref counts, Shibata runs, but Claudio follows to UPPERCUT! Claudio fires UPPERCUT after UPPERCUT, runs, but Shibata BOOTS him again!

Shibata fires more forearms, turns but checks Claudio, then runs all alone to go corner to corner, HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! Shibata hits his signature shot and fans fire up! Shibata drags Claudio up, to BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! ARMBAR!! Claudio flails, fights around, but into a TRIANGLE HOLD! Claudio is already red in the face as he stacks Shibata, TWO as Shibata gets a shoulder up. But Claudio deadlifts to POWERBOMB! Both men are down and fans are fired up again! Claudio crawls, hot tags Yuta! Claudio gives Yuta the boost, ROCKET LAUNCHER SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Shibata survives and Yuta is furious!

Yuta rises, brings Shibata up but Shibata BACKHANDS!! Yuta drops in a heap and fans fire up again! Shibata gets Yuta’s leg, turns him over and ties up the legs, but Claudio slides in! Claudio CHOPS but Shibata stays up! Shibata eggs Claudio on! Claudio CHOPS, but Shibata still eggs him on! CHOP! Fans fire up and both men roar! Shibata blocks the boot, to have an ANKLE LOCK!! Shibata has both men in submission holds! Claudio turns over, BOOTS Shibata, and then hobbles up to UPPERCUT! Shibata falls, but that just makes things worse for Yuta! Yuta crawls, reaches out, but Claudio bails out.

Shibata lets go of the leglock for his own sake, and he hot tags Eddie! Fans fire up as Eddie CHOPS! Yuta tumbles, rewinds, gets around, but Eddie turns that into a DDT! Yuta goes to a corner, Eddie runs in and clotheslines! MACHINE GUN CHOPS! Then an EXPLODER! Eddie takes aim as Yuta flounders, but Claudio BOOTS Eddie down! Shibata DECKS Claudio! Shibata gets Yuta up for a full nelson but Yuta fights it! Yuta swings into Eddie’s clinch! BOOT SAIDO COMBO!! Cover, Claudio breaks it! Shibata stomps Claudio, the ref reprimands them all, but the UPPERCUTS go back and forth!

Shibata and Claudio just pick up speed as they keep going! Claudio gets the edge, powers up, but Shibata CROSS COUNTERS! Claudio goes down in a heap and fans are thunderous! Shibata and Claudio get out of the ring, and Shibata still goes after Claudio! Shibata whips, Claudio reverses and sends Shibata into railing! Claudio runs to UPPERCUT! Then UPPERCUT again! Shibata goes down in a heap and Yuta has Eddie! Eddie fights the half nelson but Yuta GERMAN SUPLEXES! Eddie staggers up, but he still ENZIGURIS! Yuta rewinds again, gets around and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Bridging cover, TWO!!

Yuta is furious and he rains down fists and forearms! Fans boo but Yuta roars as he lets off. Yuta drags Eddie up, clinches, and then SLAPS Eddie! Eddie SLAPS Yuta! Claudio tags in as Yuta falls back! Eddie CHOPS Claudio! And CHOPS! Claudio SLAPS, Eddie SLAPS, it’s a SLAP fight now! Fans fire up as Eddie goes back to CHOP after CHOP! Claudio short arm LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Claudio HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS away!! Eddie is dazed, Claudio reels him in and Gotch lift, NEUTRALIZER!! Cover, TWO?!?! Claudio is stunned and frustrated but fans are thunderous for “EDDIE! EDDIE!”

Claudio drags Eddie up, UPPERCUTS, and UPPERCUTS, and UPPERCUTS! Claudio then tells Eddie he doesn’t belong! Claudio tucks the arms and lifts, but Eddie slips out of the Ricola Bomb to URAKEN!! Claudio falls back but Eddie isn’t done with him yet! Eddie hauls Claudio up, scoops and NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB!!! Cover, Yuta breaks it! Yuta swings on Shibata, misses, and ends up in a SLEEPER!! Feed to the URAKEN, and then back in the SLEEPER!! Eddie goes after Claudio but Claudio UPPERCUTS! Cover, BCC wins!!!

Winners: Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta, by pinfall

The Decoder took focus away and that helped Claudio hit the winning shot! Will Claudio leave Eddie behind once and for all? Or is this all a sign that Claudio fears The Mad King?

 

Kenny Omega VS Konosuke Takeshita w/ Don Callis!

“The God of Pro-Wrestling” may have just been a name, but Don Callis once bestowed that honor upon The Best Bout Machine. However, the moment Dirty Don felt disrespected by his “son,” he disowned Omega and chose a new one. Will Konosuke prove he IS The Future of Pro-Wrestling? Or will he still just be Kenny’s kouhai?

Speaking of those days in DDT Pro, Kenny wears a throwback green, gold and orange! The bell rings and fans are fired up already as the two step to each other. Omega points to Callis, saying Konosuke went and chose that guy over his friend. The two circle, they tie up, and Konosuke wrenches an arm. Omega wrenches back, but Konosuke throws a body shot to wrench again. Konosuke wrenches again, hits an ELBOW BREAKER, but Omega rolls, kips and wrenches back. Omega hammerlocks then headlocks but Konosuke wrenches out to have a top wristlock. Konosuke headlocks but Omega powers up, only for Konosuke to hold on tight!

Fans rally, Omega pops out the back and wrenches the arm. Konosuke wrenches again, then throws Omega down by his hair! Fans boo and Omega shoves Konosuke. Konosuke shoves back! Omega kicks low, but Konosuke claws the eyes! The ref reprimands, Konosuke ROCKS Omega and ROCKS him again. Konosuke whips, Omega KICKS back, and then runs to BOOT! Konosuke stays up!? Omega BOOTS him again, but Konosuke eggs him on! Omega runs but into a CALF KICK! Konosuke whips but Omega blocks the jump knee! Full nelson, but Konosuke switches out for a HIGH back suplex!! Omega flounders in a daze to the ropes!

Callis likes how this is going to plan, and Konosuke goes out after Omega. Konosuke whips Omega into the railing! And then runs in to BOOT him down! That was a hell of a kick, and then Konosuke RAMS Omega into railing! Konosuke keeps the count fresh, suplexes Omega, but Omega fights free, kicks back, and fireman’s carries! “YOU! CAN’T! ESCAPE!” ROLLING SENTON to the floor! Omega steadies himself, goes up onto the railing, and MOONSAULTS! Fans fire up but Callis is furious! Omega stands, the ring count climbs to 5 of 10, but Omega drags Konosuke up and puts him in.

Omega aims, springboards in, and MISSILE DROPKICKS a leg! Then he runs to KOTARO KRUSHER! Fans fire up as Omega aims, runs and PUNTS Konosuke in the ribs! Omega runs again to SLAM DUNK! Cover, TWO! Omega keeps cool, and he ties up the legs in an INDIAN DEATHLOCK! Konosuke endures as Omega puts on as much pressure as he can! Callis coaches Konosuke but Omega CHOPS Konosuke! Konosuke sits up to fire a forearm! Omega stands to put more pressure on the hold, and he SLAPS Konosuke. Omega eggs Konosuke on, they SLAP each other back and forth, but Omega rains down forearms!

Konosuke CLAWS Omega’s eyes! The ref reprimands Konosuke as Omega falls back, but Konosuke is free. Konosuke whips, Omega reverses but Konosuke ducks ‘n’ dodges to TAKESHITA LINE! Fans rally up while Omega sits up slowly. Konosuke mocks the fans, aims from a corner and runs in to forearm smash! And elbow! Konosuke whips, runs in, but Omega BOOTS back! And then goes up and over, rolls and returns, RAN- NO, Konosuke blocks and brings Omega up, ALLEY OOP into the corner! Omega slumps down, goes to the apron, but Konosuke pursues. Konosuke brings Omega around the way, but Omega clings to the apron skirt.

The ref reprimands, Konosuke CLUBS Omega into letting go, to suplex and BRAINBUSTER to the floor!! Omega clutches his neck and shoulder, and now Konosuke brings out chairs!? The ref starts the ring count but Konosuke’s got about three or four chairs! Konosuke aims but the ref snatches that chair! Konosuke “apologizes” and slides into the ring. Konosuke keeps the ref’s attention so Callis can put chair upon chair on top of Omega! Konosuke then hurries back over, Omega tries to get the chairs off him, but Konosuke SLINGSHOT SWANTONS onto Omega!! A full metal crash is double-edged for Konosuke but it still gets the job done!

Konosuke drags Omega up and into the ring, then stalks him as he staggers to a corner. Konosuke aims from the far side, mocks the finger gun and “Bang!” Konosuke runs in to BOOT! And then BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Omega is still in this and Konosuke is frustrated. But Konosuke goes up a corner, takes aim and SUPER SENTONS! Konosuke wags his finger at the fans sing “OLE~ OLE OLE OLE~!” Konosuke covers, TWO! Konosuke brings Omega up, but Omega CHOPS! Konosuke eggs Omega on so Omega CHOPS again! And CHOPS again! Konosuke DECKS Omega with a forearm!

Konosuke shakes out his own arm, he hit Omega that hard. Konosuke goes to the corner, slashes his throat, and goes back up. SUPER DUPER SENTON onto Omega’s knees!! Omega saves himself and Callis freaks out! Callis coaches Konosuke up but Omega rises first. Omega aims from a corner, runs in and POLISH HAMMERS! POLISH HAMMER! And then ROLLING- NO, Konosuke dodges to ROCK Omega again! Konosuke runs corner to corner but Omega ducks! The knee hits buckles and Konosuke tumbles out to the floor! Fans rally with the Terminator drums, and Omega builds speed! Omega FLIES, and direct hit into Konosuke!

Fans are thunderous as Omega stands again! Omega drags Konosuke up, puts him back in the ring, and then Omega climbs a corner. Konosuke stands, into the BLINDSIDE MISSILE DROPKICK! Fans fire up and Omega brings Konosuke back up. Full nelson, SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! Konosuke staggers around, but Omega gets him again, SNAP DRAGON! Konosuke stays folded up this time! Callis grows worried but fans want that “ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME!” Omega agrees with Chicago, and he drags Konosuke up. Full nelson, but Konosuke resists! Konosuke breaks free, ELBOWS Omega, but swings into a shove and BLINDSIDE V-TRIGGER!

POISON-RANA!! Cover, TWO!! Konosuke survives and Omega snarls. Omega powers up and he takes aim. “BANG!” and Omega runs, but Konosuke avoids the V-Trigger to GERMAN- NO, Omega lands on his feet! GERMAN- NO, Konosuke lands on his feet! Omega blocks the forearm, to ROLLING- FOREARM from Konosuke! Konosuke runs but Omega BOOTS him, and V-TRIGGERS! Omega reloads, runs, and fans fire up, but Konosuke dodges and runs to LARIAT!! Both men are down and fans are thunderous! “This is Awesome!” and Callis coaches Konosuke up. A standing count starts and the two stir.

Omega sits up first, but the count is 5 of 10. Konosuke rises next, and they’re up at 7! Konosuke brings Omega in, but Omega fights the lift! Konosuke powers up but Omega still resists, so Konosuke ROCKS him! Konosuke gets Omega up but Omega slips free to POWERBOMB Konosuke! Flip over and V-TRIGGER!! Cover, TWO!! Konosuke survives but Omega doesn’t waste time, he just reloads and “BANG!” Omega runs, to V-TRIGGER!! Electric Chair Lift! ONE-WINGED- NO, Konosuke slip free to gut wrench, tuck and BASTARD DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Konosuke’s reference to Kota Ibushi wasn’t enough to finish this!

Konosuke drags Omega up, waistlocks, and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Bridging cover, TWO!! Omega gets out of that but Konosuke holds on! Fans rally as Konosuke drags Omega back up, and GERMAN- NO, Omega fights it, and REAR HEADBUTTS! Omega steadies himself but Konosuke rises up again. Omega swats Konosuke, fires off hands and a CHOP! Fans taunt Callis as “Mr. Clean!” Omega eggs Konosuke on, and Konosuke ROCKS him! And ROCKS him! And again! The elbow pads come off but Omega KNEES Konosuke! Omega then BLINDSIDE WHEEL KICKS! Fans fire up as both men are down again!

Omega rises again, takes aim, and he runs corner to corner to BLINDSIDE V-TRIGGER!! Fans fire up with Omega as he hauls Konosuke up! Callis is panicking as Omega has the Electric Chair Lift, and then climbs the corner! But Konosuke CLAWS Omega’s eyes! Konosuke slips free, CLUBS Omega, then positions Omega up top. Konosuke climbs up behind Omega, brings him up, for a SUPER BLUE THUNDER BOMB!!! Konosuke crawls to push Omega over for a cover, TWO?!?! Omega survives and no one can believe it! Chicago is thunderous but Callis is beside himself! But Konosuke shakes his head and aims from the corner.

Konosuke runs in, POWER DRIVER KNEE!! Cover, TWO!??! Omega survives again and Konosuke is losing his mind! Callis calms him down, coaches him up, and they have something in the works. Konosuke distracts the ref and Callis brings out the screwdriver! Callis rushes Omega but Omega moves, the screwdriver stabs into the ring mat!! Fans lose their minds and Omega runs Callis off! Konosuke reels Omega in, Omega switches, ripcord, V-TRIGGER!!! Konosuke falls, but he’s near the screwdriver! V-TRIGGER!!! But Konosuke has the driver!! Electric Chair Lift, but the ref sees the driver in time!! He takes it away!

But Konosuke victory rolls! TWO and Omega rolls through, TWO! WHEELBARROW GERMAN!! Konosuke brings the kneepad down! POWER DRIVER KNEE!!! Cover, TWO?!?!? Konosuke cannot understand but Callis just says “KUROSE! <KILL!>” Konosuke aims, runs back in, POWER DRIVE KNEE AGAIN!!! Cover, KONOSUKE WINS!!

Winner: Konosuke Takeshita, by pinfall

Fans boo as Callis gets in the ring to celebrate this accomplishment! Konosuke brings down Omega for the first time in his career, adding to All In’s Six Man Tag defeat! Will the Don Callis Family actually become a force to be reckoned with? Or will The Cleaner rise again to get his revenge?

 

8 Man Tag: FTR & The Young Bucks VS Bullet Club Gold!

After fighting over the AEW World Tag Team Championships just last week at All In, Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler tried showing respect to Matt & Nick Jackson, but the Bucks weren’t in the mood. However, none of them can stand Jay White, Juice Robinson or the Gunns, so this unlikeliest of super teams has formed. Will #FTRBucks bankrupt Bullet Club Gold? Or will the Bang Bang Gang get a huge win to get back in the tag team title hunt?

The teams sort out and fans are rowdy already. Dax starts against White as a direct rematch from Collision last night! The two circle, go side to side with each other, but then White tags out to Colten. Fans taunt the “ASS~ BOYS~!” while Dax tags Cash. Cash and Colten circle, but then Colten bails out. Fans boo, Colten cools off and slides back in. The two tie up, go around, and Cash wrenches to a wristlock and then hammerlock. Colten switches that onto Cash but Cash slips around to hammerlock back. Colten switches, Cash headlocks and hits a takeover. Colten headscissors, Cash kips free, rolls reverse as Colten hits the takeover but Cash headscissors.

Colten kips free, Cash hits the takeover again but Colten headscissors. Cash kips free, fakes Colten out, and Oklahoma Rolls! TWO, and Colten kicks low! Colten whips Cash to a corner, Cash goes up and over, then he hip tosses Colten down! Then the takeover returns! Colten is down in a cover, TWO as he gets that shoulder up. Colten fights up, pulls hair, tags Austin and powers out, Austin follows to then trip Cash up! Things keep moving, Austin runs Cash over! Austin taunts the fans but they chant “CM PUNK!” at him. Cash trips Austin, things speed up, Cash hurdles and he runs Austin over!

Fans taunt the “ASS~ BOYS!” as Cash hits an arm-drag then a RANA! Austin flops down, Cash reaches out, but Matt snipes the tag. Fans are torn as Matt jogs around Austin. Matt brings Austin up, wrenches, and he tags Nick. Nick climbs up to DOUBLE STOMP the arm! Th eBucks double whip, kick low, and then ALLEY-OOP DROPKICK! Colten runs in but into a DOUBLE HIP TOSS! The Bucks DOUBLE FIST DROP and Colten tumbles out. The Bucks double DROPKICK Austin down! The Bucks fire up and the fans are rowdy one way or another! Nick drags Austin up, wrenches and YANKS the arm, then brings him over.

Austin gets away, Dax tags himself in now to return the favor. The Bucks soak up the cheers and jeers, and Dax stares Austin down. Austin tags White, and now Dax gets his rematch with White. They tie up, go around, and White headlocks. Dax powers up and out, RAMS shoulders with White, but White ducks the chop to KNEE and CLUB and CLUB again! White fires off, stomps away in a corner, then CHOPS Dax! Fans are torn for White, but then Dax CHOPS White! Fans cheer while White checks his stinging chest. Dax dares White to get up, but White tags Juice. Fans boo but the Booster gets in and circles with Dax.

Juice and Dax feel things out, White swipes at Dax, and that allows Juice to fire off! Juice throws knees, RAMS Dax into the corner again and again and then he snapmares. Tag to White, he and Juice stomp away on Dax! The ref reprimands, White RAMS into Dax again and again! #GunsUp! Fans are torn but White stands Dax up to CHOP! And CHOP! The Gunns mock Dax, White CHOPS again! White and the BCG throw the guns up, but Dax CHOPS White down! The BCG don’t realize it wasn’t White’s chop, they keep celebrating. Dax joins in on #GunsUp! But then they turn around and Dax fires off on all of them!

Dax goes back to White to CHOP him! Tag to Cash, FTR CHOP and CHOP and CHOP White! FTR then double whip, drop toehold and elbow drop! Cash covers, ONE!! White is hanging in there but Cash stays on him. Cash reels White in, but White blocks the suplex! Cash lets off, White guards, but Cash waits him out. The guard comes down, and Cash CHOPS! Cash drags White up to then suplex, but White slips free! White dropkicks the legs out! White trips Cash, GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Hot tag to Juice and Juice JABS! JABS! JABS! JABS! JABS! Juice powers up, but he fakes Cash’s guard out with a puff of air! LEFT HAND O’ GOD!

Fans fire up while Juice taunts Dax & The Bucks. BCG taunts Cash but Cash DECKS White, DECKS Austin & DECKS Colten! Juice CLAWS Cash’s face! The ref reprimands and counts, but Juice lets off at 4. Juice taunts The Bucks, runs in, but Cash dodges! The BCG runs in but so do Dax & The Bucks! Fans fire up as all eight men stare down, then they start throwing hands! White RAMS Dax into a corner, Juice fires hands on Cash, and the Gunns have the Bucks! The BCG all have a corner, they coordinate and quadruple whip, only for FTR Bucks to quadruple reverse! BCG stops from colliding, turn around, but into QUADRUPLE ATOMIC DROPS!

The BCG stagger about, FTR Bucks trip them all up! Matt, Nick, Cash & Dax look to each other, and they all step through! QUADRUPLE SHARPSHOOTERS!! Fans are thunderous as the BCG all keeps each other from giving in! The ref counts, everyone lets off, and Cash tags in Dax. Dax hurries to find Juice but Juice trips Dax! Juice CATAPULTS Dax into a POST! Cash hurries to check Dax but Juice drags Dax up and into the ring. Tag to Colten, Juice anchors Dax so Colten can stomp away! The ref counts, Juice bails out, and Colten bumps Dax off buckles. Colten ROCKS Dax, brings him up, and tags in White.

White stomps a mudhole into Dax, the ref counts, so White lets off. White HALF HATCHES Dax into the corner! Cover, TWO! Cash & The Bucks coach Dax up but White tags in Austin. Austin taunts Chicago, brings Dax up and stomps a mudhole of his own. Tag to Juice, then he tells Chicago to “SUCK IT!” Juice YANKS Dax up to slam him down, then he mocks the Young Bucks’ pose. Juice clamps onto Dax with a chinlock and grinds him down. Dax endures, Juice squeezes tight, but the fans rally up. Dax fights to his feet, and JAWBREAKERS free! Juice headlocks, Dax powers out but Juice runs him over!

Juice keeps moving, Dax drops, and he gets Juice in a SLEEPER! Juice powers out, gets a SLEEPER, but Dax hits a BIG back suplex! Both men are down and fans rally up again. The standing count climbs, Dax and Juice stir, and they reach out, hot tag to Colten! Colten drags Dax away to TOSS out of the ring! Colten tells Cash to “SUCK IT!” and the ref is busy keeping Cash back, White hits an APRON GOURD BUSTER! White puts Dax in, Colten runs up, BIG DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Cash was ready, but bails out. Colten says he has the greatest dropkick ever! Colten whips Dax to a corner, runs in, STINGER SPLASH!

Fans taunt the “ASS~ BOYS~!” as Colten whips corner to corner. Colten runs in, Dax dodges! Colten staggers but tags Juice! Juice intercepts Dax, laughs at him, then sucker punches Cash! Juice flips off the Bucks, shoves Dax away, and he eggs the Bucks on. The ref keeps the Bucks and Juice apart, allowing White & Austin to mug Dax! Fans boo but BCG gets away with it. Colten DECKS Dax for good measure, and Juice has Dax in the open corner. Juice fires up, runs corner to corner, and CANNONBALLS into buckles as Dax moves! Fans fire up, Dax crawls, and BCG calls to Juice! Dax reaches out, but he doesn’t want The Bucks.

Austin tags in, rushes in, but Dax BACK DROPS him away! Reluctant hot tag to Nick! Nick rallies on BCG as fans are torn again! Nick DECKS Colten, CHOPS Juice, jumps over Austin and SUPERKICKS him! Nick goes up and up and LUCHA LIBRE~ to get both Juice and Colten! Chicago is thunderous one way or another as Matt tags in. Nick whips Juice, Juice reverses, but Nick goes up and over! Matt SUPERKICKS Juice! Matt & Nick work together, ASSISTED SLICED BREAD to a SHINING WIZARD! White waistlocks Matt but Matt backs him into a corner! Nick runs in and Matt moves, White takes the SHINING WIZARD! GAMANGIRI! FOREARM!

The Bucks coordinate, BULLDOG DROPKICK COMBO! Austin staggers up, into a mule kick, mule kick, and DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Matt covers, Colten breaks it! Nick has Colten, whips, but Colten TOSSES Nick! Matt clotheslines Colten! Austin waistlocks but Matt switches! Austin switches, Cash tags in to sunset flip! TWO! Austin swings, Cash catches him, Matt aims! Austin moves, Cash blocks the superkick! Matt apologizes, Austin staggers up, into DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Cash can do that, too!? Juice gets DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Colten returns, Matt & Cash fake him out, Dax DDTS Colten down!

White returns, he CLUBS Matt, CLUBS Cash and CLUBS Dax! White CHOPS Dax, runs, but into a TRIPLE feint! White ends up turning around into Nick’s SLINGSHOT FACEBUSTER! Nick cartwheels out to MOONSAULT Juice! Cash tags Dax, Matt checks Nick. FTR has Austin, but Colten SHOVES Cash off the corner! Matt YANKS Colten down! Dax has Austin in position, Matt helps out, MIND BREAKER!! Cover, but the BCG breaks it! Nick returns, he CLUBS Juice! White CLUBS Nick, Cash is after Colten, Juice is after Matt! The ref reprimands and counts but now the BCG get their opponents up to the top rope!

Juice, White and Colten climb but Cash & Bucks fight back! Nick shoves Juice onto the rope! Juice lands on his booster, then he falls onto the apron! Nick shoves White down to the apron, too, and Cash shoves Colten down in the ring! Dax rises, he sees his teammates all on corners, so he hurries to get Austin up! Dax puts Austin on the top rope, climbs, and fans fire up! SUPERPLEX for the Power! Cash hits a DIVING SPLASH! Matt MACHO ELBOWS! Nick 450 SPLASHES!! Cover off all that glory, but Juice drags Dax out! Fans boo but Nick goes out to the apron. “GO TO HELL!” PENALTY KICK for Juice!

But then White POSTS Nick! Cash clotheslines White and himself out of the ring! But then Colten LEAPS and FLYING FOREARMS Cash! Matt goes up as the BCG regroups, to SUPER CROSSBODY them all down! Fans fire up again as Austin and Dax are all alone! Dax figures what the hell, and he runs, but Austin rolls him up! TWO!! Dax and Austin DOUBLE LARIAT! Both men are down and fans are thunderous! White returns to the corner as fans cheer for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” White tags in and he storms up to Dax. We return to Collision from last night as it were, and White sits Dax up, to CHOP!

Dax frowns, so White CHOPS him again! Dax is on one knee, White CHOPS! Dax stands up, White CHOPS! Dax CHOPS! White staggers, comes back, but Dax CHOPS again! White CHOPS, Dax CHOPS, and Dax CHOPS away! Dax whips, White reverses but Dax reverses, wrenches and short arm LARIATS! Cash returns, FTR double whip but Juice shove Cash into Dax! LEG LARIAT for Cash! White clinches, Dax switches, and shoves White into Austin! Austin swings into a shove, Nick helps out, SHATTER MACHINE!! White runs in, into a SUPERKICK! Nick goes up and up and ESCALARAS to take out Juice!

Fans are torn again as Matt and Dax have White! They get an arm each, B T F T R TRIGGER!!! Cover, COLTEN BREAKS IT! Matt TOSSES Colten out, then PLANCHAS but misses! Colten hits a FAMOUSER! Dax DECKS Colten! White clinches Dax, Dax slips out, Cash tags in! Wrench and whip, but Juice is back! Colten sneaks a tag as White goes by, Cash ELBOWS Juice away! But White dodges Dax to hit BLADERUNNER on Cash!! Colten TOSSES Dax, covers Cash, BCG WINS?!?!

Winners: Bullet Club Gold, by pinfall

The Bucks are shocked! White grins, because the Bang Bang Gang does it again! They were the more united unit, despite the great teamwork by FTR Bucks near the end there. Will this lead to Bullet Club Gold winning gold?

 

AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy VS Jon Moxley!

In the same city where Freshly Squeezed hit the scene, defeating The Bastard, Pac, and showing how serious he can be, Orange Cassidy is again serious about what really could be the biggest match in his career. No smooth talk, no gags, and no catchphrases, will there be no stopping Cassidy now? Or is this where the win streak finally ends?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and these two go All Out for the gold!

The bell rings and fans are all fired up for Cassidy. Cassidy looks around while Moxley keeps his eyes on Cassidy. Cassidy is almost bored but the fans fire up even more. Moxley gets a bit annoyed, but Cassidy finally steps out of the corner. Cassidy raises his hands, and puts them- MOX DECKS CASSIDY! Fans boo but Moxley CHOPS, CHOPS, and Cassidy falls over! Moxley keeps on Cassidy, CHOPS again, then follows him to another corner. Moxley rains down fists, fans boo, but Moxley BITES Cassidy! The ref counts, Moxley lets off, and Moxley runs back in, but into a BOOT! Cassidy ELBOWS Moxley, runs, and SHOTGUNS him down!

Cassidy kips up and fans fire up! ORANGE- NO, Moxley gets around to SAIDO! Cassidy writhes, clutching his neck. Moxley drags Cassidy around, reels him in, and SAIDOS again! Cassidy writhes but Moxley paces around. Moxley storms up to Cassidy, drags him up, and DECKS him again! Fans rally and duel, but Moxley drags Cassidy up. Moxley CHOPS, Cassidy CHOPS, but Moxley CHOPS again! Cassidy CHOPS again, but Moxley DECKS him! Moxley whips Cassidy corner to corner, Cassidy goes up and out, ducks the haymaker to ROCK Moxley, bump him off buckles, repeat, repeat, and repeat!

Cassidy climbs up, leaps, CROSSBODY! Moxley rolls through to DRAGON STOMP! Fans boo with every stomp but Moxley lets off. Moxley drags Cassidy up, suplexes, but STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRE hits! Moxley tumbles out, Cassidy runs and DIVES! Moxley is sent into barriers, Cassidy puts him back in. Cassidy runs, tilt-o-whirls, but Moxley fights it to X PLEX! Cassidy writhes but Moxley paces around him. Moxley gets the wrists again, for more DRAGON STOMPS! Moxley lets off, fans boo, but Moxley drags Cassidy up. Moxley TOSSES Cassidy out hard, then goes out after him as fans rally.

Moxley drags Cassidy up, around, and puts him against barriers. Fans rally up as Moxley then POSTS Cassidy! Moxley soaks up the cheers and jeers as he flexes and goes around the way. Moxley goes up the steps, stands in the ring, and waits on Cassidy. Cassidy sits up, and he’s busted open! The wounds from All In have returned, and Cassidy hobbles as he goes to the desk. Moxley goes out to BOOT Cassidy down! Moxley gets Cassidy on the desk, hops up on there with him, and just hammers away at the bloody forehead! Moxley even BITES Cassidy’s forehead! Fans boo and tell Moxley he’s sick, but he already knows that.

Moxley hops down, drags Cassidy around, and CHOKES him! BITES him! The ref reprimands, Moxley lets off and goes back to the ring. Cassidy crawls his way out from behind the desk, he’s “Blood Orange” right now. Moxley paces as Cassidy has a crimson mask forming. The ring count is 4 of 10 but a ring out won’t win the title. Even so, Moxley knows Cassidy is a fight, and Cassidy is in at 7 of 10! Moxley hauls Cassidy right up to a PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Cassidy is still in this, but Moxley uses wrist tape to CHOKE Cassidy! Moxley BITES the bloody forehead again! And CLAWS Cassidy’s face!

The ref reprimands and counts, Moxley shoves Cassidy down and he paces around. Cassidy goes to ropes, Moxley CHOKES him on the ropes! “This is the champ? I’m the champ now!” Moxley fires off crossface forearms! Fans are torn as Moxley CLUBS away on Cassidy! The ref counts, Moxley finally lets off, and the ref checks Cassidy. Cassidy shoves the ref away, he’s not giving up like this! Cassidy drags himself up, covered in his own blood, and the fans are fired up! Moxley stands Cassidy up but Cassidy throws hands! Moxley eggs Cassidy on, so Cassidy throws more hands! Moxley says okay, and he puts his hands in his pockets!

Fans fire up as Moxley pushes Cassidy with his head. Cassidy fires forearms! Moxley ROCKS Cassidy right back! Moxley has Cassidy in a corner, digs his boots in, but lets off as the ref counts. The ref checks Cassidy but he isn’t giving up. Moxley puts Cassidy up top, CHOPS him, and then climbs up after him. Moxley stands Cassidy up, throws headbutts again and again, then reels Cassidy in. Cassidy resists the lift, powers free, and he CLAWS Moxley’s back!! Fans fire up as Cassidy gives Moxley a taste of his own medicine, by BITING MOXLEY’S HEAD!! Cassidy DECKS Moxley with a forearm, adjusts, DEEP IMPACT!!

Cassidy keeps moving, tilt-o-whirls again, DDT!! And a kip up! But Cassidy’s back slows him down. Even so, Cassidy goes to the corner, takes aim at Moxley, but Moxley dodges the Orange Punch! Moxley JABS! JABS! JABS! ELBOW! Moxley reels Cassidy in, but Cassidy Alabama Lifts! Moxley sunset flips through but Cassidy rolls through to PENALTY KICK! Shoutout to his good friend, Shibata! Cassidy fires up with the fans, runs in, ORANGE PUNCH!! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives, that punch hasn’t been the same these last few weeks. Moxley shakes his head, rises up, but Cassidy goes to ropes.

Fans rally up as Cassidy stands. Cassidy Alabama Lifts, but Moxley fights it to a Gotch Lift! PILEDRIVER!!! Cover, TWO!! GHOST PIN! TWO!! Moxley escapes and has a BULLY CHOKE!!! Cassidy endures, sputters, seethes, reaches out, rolls and covers, TWO, and Moxley still has the hold! REAR NAKED CHOKE!!! Moxley has the body scissors, too! Cassidy endures, flails, fans fire up and rally behind Cassidy, and Cassidy pries the hold open! Moxley just shifts to an ARMBAR!! Cassidy clasps hands, but Moxley pries at the grip! Cassidy fights around, rolls, but Moxley has the LEBELL LOCK!! Shoutout to his teammate, Bryan Danielson!

Fans are thunderous as Cassidy endures! Cassidy fades, but he gets a second wind! He pushes back and pops free, to the ROPEBREAK!! The ref reprimands and counts as Moxley still holds on! Moxley lets off at 4, argues with the ref, but Cassidy flops to the floor. Moxley paces in frustration while the ref starts a ring count. Cassidy stirs, Moxley goes out and pushes the steels steps aside so he can start ripping tape away from floor mats! Moxley is exposing the concrete floor underneath! Fans fire up as Moxley drags Cassidy over! Moxley slashes his throat, lifts Cassidy up, but Cassidy fights! Alabama Lift! BEACH BREAK to concrete!!!

Fans are thunderous as both men writhe! Moxley flounders away to the steps, but Cassidy runs in! SHOTGUN into the steps! Cassidy hobbles up, staggers and gets in the ring, and he wants the count! Moxley stirs at 6 of 10, flounders up at 7, but flops over at 8! He revives at 9 and springs in at 9.9!! Fans are thunderous and Cassidy glares at Moxley. Moxley aims, runs in, ORANGE PUNCH!! Moxley staggers around!? Cassidy reloads to ORANGE PUNCH!! Fans are thunderous as Cassidy shakes his head! Off comes the elbow pad, he slashes his throat, and he shakes the ropes! ORANGE- CUTTER!!! Moxley drags Cassidy right up!

Cassidy wrenches out! ORANGE PUNCH!!! Cassidy runs and runs and SPEARS Moxley!! Shoutout to Moxley’s old pal, the Tribal Chief!! Cover, TWO!!! Both men are down and fans are electric! Cassidy sits up, scowling through his crimson mask. Cassidy stands, goes back to Moxley, and he puts his hands up! And then into his pockets! Cassidy fires the “devastating” kicks! But then Cassidy gets really into it, and he BOOTS and BOOTS and BOOTS Moxley!! Then he winds up, but Moxley KING KONG LARIATS!! But Cassidy kips up?!?! KING KONG LARIAT again!! And then a POINT-BLANK LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!!!

Moxley drags Cassidy up, DEATH RIDER!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?!? HOW?!?!? Moxley is incensed but the fans are electric! Moxley says a quick prayer, asking for forgiveness for what is about to happen. Cassidy rises slowly, shakes his head, and puts his hands up, to FLIP MOXLEY OFF! Moxley underhooks, DEATH RIDER!!!! Cover, Moxley wins!!!

Winner: Jon Moxley, by pinfall (NEW AEW International Champion)

Moxley himself said Cassidy is the real deal, but even then, Moxley brings him down! The rest of the BCC hurries out here to help Moxley up. Cassidy’s reign is over after setting a high bar, will The Maniac be able to match it? As for Cassidy, fans cheer for “FRESHLY SQUEEZED! FRESHLY SQUEEZED!” Cassidy sits up, his backpack is now empty. Fans chant “Thank You, Orange!” and they cheer again as Cassidy manages to stand. The Freshly Squeezed Streak is over, what does Cassidy do now?


My Thoughts:

Another awesome PPV event from AEW, even with their biggest one just last week. I personally just hope they don’t do All In and All Out a week apart again next year, and that no other shows (WWE Payback this year) complicate things so that show after show preempt each other in my personal schedule. But my gripes aside, there wasn’t really anything bad to talk about here tonight. Zero Hour is always good stuff, and I like that they decided to kayfabe them donating $50K to a Chicago nonprofit. Naturally it was Hangman getting the win through that, The Elite are the good guys and they’re gonna personally sponsor a move like that.

Really good Women’s Trios match, I really liked the interactions of Athena with Diamante and Mercedes. Heels don’t have to get along just cuz they’re all Heels, and then a great win for the Faces there. Athena and Shida interacting was also great, I wouldn’t blame AEW for having Shida go into ROH for a stretch to feud with Athena, or perhaps a better move is for Athena to show up on AEW shows more to feud with Shida. And great AEW World Trios Championship match, though rather short. Thankfully, Triple J lost, with great stuff from Dennis Rodman. This def should just be a one-off, we do not need Triple J feuding with Acclaimed again.

The main show opening with the different ROH title matches was a good move, those results were all given. Dark Order had a great showing against MJF & Cole but since this wasn’t MJF & Cole VS The Kingdom like I was hoping, MJF & Cole retain. There wasn’t even a hint of that drama in this, which is also a shame to me. But I did really appreciate the interaction of MJF and Samoa Joe. It was a little reward for those fans who knew about that moment when Samoa Joe was in the WWE and MJF was paying his dues as a random security guard. But even if you didn’t know, it was great stuff of Joe just being cocky and MJF being set off. MJF VS Joe really should happen, but I feel like Joe should drop the ROH TV Championship first.

Which didn’t happen tonight. I can’t believe Joe VS Shane was under ten minutes, that is a bit of a disservice to Shane Taylor and those who know him from watching ROH. But this was put on this card mostly because there was now CM Punk and his “Real” World Championship since he got himself fired. Joe will surely pass the reign record now, probably dropping the TV title to Dalton Castle come whatever ROH PPV is next. The TNT Championship match was awesome stuff, and I am glad they didn’t go with Nick Wayne turning on Darby. Now, Nick indirectly costs Darby because Christian attacked him to throw Darby off. Luchasaurus retains so he and Christian can still hold this over people’s head, can’t wait to see what’s next.

Great match from Miro VS Hobbs, and I love that the fans really got into the Big E vibe of “big meaty men slapping meat.” Miro and Hobbs clearly had fun playing along with that, and great win for Miro. Hobbs swerving us all with his show of respect was good stuff, too, as was CJ Perry finally showing up in AEW! Miro’s story takes a new turn now, surely CJ will try to get through to him about his cutting her out of his life. Great TBS Championship match, but I think the best part was Toni Storm essentially leaving The Outcasts before they can kick her out. She was wearing red this time, not green, and Kris wins because Toni stopped Ruby, I bet we see Saraya VS Storm for the Women’s World title because of this.

Eddie & Shibata VS Claudio & Yuta was really good stuff, though the one gripe would be, did this need to happen here? Maybe this is because, again, no CM Punk. But it probably would’ve felt the same if it opened/main evented a Dynamite. Yuta taking the beating so Claudio could win it for them was a good finish, and one way or another, I hope this leads to Claudio VS Eddie for the ROH World Championship, or hell, make it Winner Takes All. Make the NJPW Strong Openweight Championship part of it so that there’s the tease of Claudio winning and showing up on a NJPW Strong show, but then duh, Eddie wins. Eddie gets the better of Claudio and gets to be on both ROH and NJPW Strong to show Claudio he really can be a workhorse.

WOW that Strap Match! Bryan Danielson only just now getting back in the ring, kayfabe stepping in for Steamboat but probably actually stepping in for Punk, he really stepped up to the plate. He and Starks were just on fire the whole match, and that pass out finish for Starks was a great way for him to lose while staying strong. This is perhaps going to go down as AEW’s Bret Hart VS Stone Cold because of that pass out finish. The 8 Man Tag of FTR Bucks VS BCG was great stuff, maybe one sequence too long for so late in the card, but I did not think BCG would win out. The AEW World Tag title picture is getting full, because the Bucks could still circle back but we’re clearly circling back to FTR VS White & Juice, that WrestleDream card could be pretty big, too.

And while having to follow the amazing strap match and the really good 8 Man Tag, Cassidy VS Moxley still turned out to be a great main event. Naturally, someone gets bloody here, and it added to Cassidy fighting as the underdog champion that he was bleeding from very early on. Moxley winning out was only moderately surprising, as Cassidy has been beat up for the longest time and even in kayfabe, something had to give. Moxley now makes history by being the first man in AEW to have been world champion and International Champion in his career. I don’t know if he’ll go for as long as Cassidy did with this title, but Cassidy himself is now free to explore other title divisions.

My Score: 8.9/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (12/21/24)

Merry Collision!

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Rockin’ around the Christmas Collision!

The Continental Classic continues on Christmas Collision, with crucial points on the line this close to AEW Worlds End! Who will finally take the lead in Gold League?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Will Ospreay VS Ricochet; Ricochet wins.
  • Kris Statlander VS Penelope Ford; Kris wins.
  • AEW Continental Classic, Blue League: Shelton Benjamin VS Daniel Garcia; Garcia wins.
  • AEW Continental Classic, Blue League: Mark Briscoe VS The Beast Mortos; Briscoe wins.
  • AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Darby Allin VS Claudio Castagnoli; Claudio wins.

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Here are the current Continental Classic Gold League standings!

Claudio Castagnoli: 2-1, 6 points
Will Ospreay: 2-1, 6 points
Ricochet: 2-1, 6 points
Darby Allin: 2-1, 6 points
Brody King: 2-2, 6 points
Komander: 0-4, 0 points [ELIMINATED]

 

Here are the current Continental Classic Blue League standings!

Kyle Fletcher: 3-1, 9 points
Kazuchika Okada: 2-1-1, 7 points
Mark Briscoe: 2-2, 6 points
Shelton Benjamin: 2-1, 6 points
Daniel Garcia: 1-1-1, 4 points
The Beast Mortos: 0-4, 0 points [ELIMINATED]

 

Ian Riccaboni is in the ring.

He has Big Boom AJ & Big Justice with him in the Hammerstein Ballroom, and yes, they’re ready to bring the BOOM~! They’re ready to watch the action tonight, and even the final face-to-face of MJF and Adam Cole. AJ says if MJF is gonna bring the doom, then you know he and Big Justice will bring the BOOM~! But tonight, their guy, Adam Cole will bring the BOOM~ too! And of course we have big Continental Classic action! Daniel Garcia VS Shelton Benjamin in a critical showdown, and while Shelton is tough, Garcia is going to bring the BOOM~! Plus, Mark Briscoe battles The Beast Mortos! The Chicken is their guy, time to bring the BOOM~!

In Gold League, we have Darby Allin VS Claudio Castagnoli, and the Swiss Superman is a DOOM~! Let’s go, Darby, bring that BOOM~! And then a match everyone wants to see, the fireworks rematch of Will Ospreay VS Ricochet! If you’re a fan of high-flying wrestling, this is the right night to be right here in AEW! Ricochet and their guy, Ospreay, will bring the BOOM~! But speaking of, that match is up first! The Aerial Assassin joins AJ & Big Justice in giving a BOOM~, but will Ricochet make sure tonight is #OuttaThisWorld?

AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Will Ospreay VS Ricochet!

Wait, are the fans throwing white streamers or is that… No, yeah, it’s toilet paper! Ospreay laughs at the fans basically calling Ricochet crap. Ricochet throws the toilet paper back! The bell rings and we’re on the clock. The fans fire up for Ospreay as he and Ricochet circle. The fans also sing, “F HIM UP, OSPREAY, F HIM UP!” Ricochet shrugs that off, he and Ospreay tie up, and then Ricochet rolls. Ospreay shoots in, waistlocks, but Ricochet switches. They go around, Ricochet gator rolls with Ospreay, then floats to a headlock. Ricochet wrenches, hammerlocks then headlocks again. Ospreay powers up and out, Ricochet runs him over, but Ospreay kips up!

The fans cheer and Ospreay smiles as he and Ricochet reset. They tie up, go around, and Ricochet wrenches to a wristlock. Ospreay rolls, wrenches and wristlocks, but Ricochet spins and wrenches to hammerlock. Ospreay reaches back, headlocks and hits a takeover. Ricochet rolls to a cover, TWO! Ospreay holds onto the headlock but Ricochet powers up and out. Ospreay runs Ricochet over, Ricochet bails out, and then Ospreay handsprings to fake Ricochet out! The fans cheer as Ospreay superhero lands out, and Ricochet is annoyed. Ospreay holds ropes open for Ricochet, but Ricochet goes around the way to step in on his own.

The fans boo Ricochet being a bad sport but Ricochet ignores that. Ospreay and Ricochet knuckle lock, then Ricochet kicks low! And CHOPS! Ricochet whips, Ospreay reverses, but Ricochet rolls off Ospreay’s back! Things keep moving, Ospreay avoids the handspring to then duck ‘n’ dodges and RANA! But Ricochet handsprings through! The fans fire up, and Ospreay arm-drags Ricochet down! The fans cheer while Ricochet endures the grind. Ricochet fights up and puts Ospreay on ropes. The ref counts, Ricochet and Ospreay slowly let g o, and Ricochet SLAPS Ospreay! Ospreay CHOPS Ricochet!

Ospreay takes a swing, Ricochet ducks under to roll back and RANA! But now Ospreay handsprings through! Ricochet dodges to waistlock but Ospreay bucks the O’Conner. Ricochet arm-drags Ospreay down, but Ospreay headscissors back! Ricochet pops free but Ospreay arm-drags! Ricochet headscissors, Ospreay pops free, and Ospreay handsprings, but Ricochet catches him! Ricochet then THROWS Ospreay into the Tree of Woe, and Ospreay falls down! The fans boo while Ospreay bails out, but Ricochet FOSBURY FLOPS! The fans boo but Ricochet takes the toilet paper to wipe himself, then he SMOTHERS Ospreay with it!

The fans boo that literally disgusting act of disrespect, but Collision goes picture in picture.

Ricochet taunts the fans, then drags Ospreay up. Ricochet puts Ospreay in, soaks up more heat, then KNEE-BOARD SENTONS! Ricochet swaggers to taunt the fans more, then he goes back to Ospreay. Cover, ONE!! Another cover, TWO! Ricochet taunts the fans more, then goes back for Ospreay. Ricochet stands Ospreay up to CHOP, and Ospreay goes to a corner. Ricochet RAMS into Ospreay, RAMS him again, then snapmares to UPPERCUT in the back! Cover, TWO! Ospreay stays in this but Ricochet drags him into a motorcycle stretch. Ospreay endures while Ricochet digs a knee into the back. Ospreay fights up, fights with elbows, then runs, but into a DROPKICK!

Ospreay is down in a daze but Ricochet has to shake out the stars in his own head. Ricochet covers, ONE! Ospreay then uses that one to flip off Ricochet. Ricochet RAMS Ospreay in the back! Ricochet then clamps on with a chinlock, and he digs his knee into Ospreay’s back. Ospreay endures, even as Ricochet JAMS Ospreay. Collision returns to single picture as the fans rally for Ospreay again. Ospreay fires up, fires hands, but Ricochet RAMS him into a corner. Ricochet runs up, RAMS into Ospreay, then goes to the apron. Ospreay takes a swing but Ricochet dodges and gets around him to GERMAN SUPLEX! Ospreay lands out!

Ospreay runs, handsprings, NEURALIZER KICK! The fans fire up while both men are down! Ospreay goes to the apron, takes aim, and he springboards to PIP PIP CHEERIO! Down goes Ricochet, Ospreay covers, TWO! Ospreay stays focused and the fans rally up. Ospreay drags Ricochet up, CHOPS him, then CHOPS him again! Ricochet staggers, Ospreay runs, but Ricochet TIGER WALL KICKS! Forearm, SOBAT, and Ricochet runs, but into a POP-UP, and STYLES- NO, Ricochet sits up, slips free, and he underhooks Ospreay for a FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Ospreay survives but Ricochet goes up.

Ricochet has to double clutch, the fans let him hear it, but Ricochet still MOONSAULTS! Ricochet lands out as Ospreay moves, and Ospreay runs up, but into an ELBOW! Ricochet handsprings, but into a pop-up, Electric Chair, spin around, STYLES CLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Ricochet survives and Ospreay is surprised. Ospreay pulls on the elbow pad and the fans fire up! “This is Awesome!” as Ospreay aims, but Ricochet bails out! The fans boo but Ospreay storms after Ricochet. They’re both on the apron and Ospreay goes up a corner. Ricochet anchors Ospreay first! Then Ricochet has the Electric Chair Lift!

Ospreay fights free, fights off a nelson, then he KICKS Ricochet! Ospreay runs, but into a pop-up APRON DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! The fans chant “You Still Suck!” but Ricochet adds a SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Ricochet puts Ospreay in, then springboards to 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay survives, but then Ricochet AX KICKS! Dragon sleeper, inverted suplex, VERTIGO! Cover, TWO!? Ospreay survives and Ricochet is shocked! Ricochet snarls and he aims from a corner. The fans rally for Ospreay but Ricochet loads up. SPIRIT- NO, Ospreay ducks under! Ospreay gets up, Ricochet blocks a kick!

Ricochet V-TRIGGERS, then he reels Ospreay in! But Ospreay fights out of the bomb, but then Ricochet returns the favor! Ricochet suplexes, into STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Ospreay springboards for the OSC- CUTTER FROM RICOCHET!! Ricochet hurries to get Ospreay up, powerbomb into fireman’s carry, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! SPIRIT- HIDDEN BLADE!! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! Ospreay and Ricochet both slowly sit up and the fans rally as hard as ever. Ricochet and Ospreay stare down, talk a bit of trash, then stand up. Ospreay draws a line in the sand and dares Ricochet to step up.

Ricochet steps right up, they stand toe to toe, literally! They start firing forearms! The fans cheer Ospreay, boo Ricochet, and Ricochet wobbles! But then Ricochet comes back with forearm after forearm! Ospreay wobbles, but he grins as he rises and roars! Ospreay fires a flurry on Ricochet, then ROCKS him! Ricochet flops over, Ospreay hauls him up! But Ricochet grabs at the ref! Ospreay kicks Ricochet’s arm away, but then Ricochet RAMS Ospreay into the ref! The fans boo but then Ricochet hurries to HOOK KICK! And VERTI- NO, Ospreay slips free to underhook! STORM BREAKER! Cover, but the ref is down!

The fans count, Ospreay would’ve won twice over! Ospreay calls to the ref, the ref sputters around, and Ospreay goes up. But then Ricochet kicks the ref into ropes! Ospreay gets tripped up and the fans boo more! Ospreay is confused as to what happened, but SPIRIT GUN hits the mark!! Cover, RICOCHET WINS!

Winner: Ricochet, by pinfall (gains 3 points; Ospreay earns 0)

The One & Only got away with murder, but there’s nothing that can be done now! Ricochet has NINE points, will he be headed to Worlds End?

 

Adam Cole heads to the ring!

The fans cheer as the Panama City Playboy returns to the Hammerstein Ballroom, and yes, they join in for the “BOOM~!” and the “ADAM COLE, BAYBAY~!” Cole grabs a mic, but he keeps his eyes on the ramp. That’s because we all know who’s next. MJF makes his entrance, but with a handful of security guards in front of him first. And not even AEW security, that’s his own personal security. MJF grabs a mic and has them cut his music. The fans boo but MJF tells them, “If I wanted your help, I’d ask for it. Sit down and shut up.” The fans tell MJF to STFU, but MJF shrugs that off.

MJF tells Cole that MJF is frustrated. It’s because for the past few months, MJF has had to listen to Cole say MJF is Cole’s biggest enemy! If memory serves, and MJF’s memory always does because unlike the fans here, he isn’t a complete moron… Didn’t Cole turn on MJF? But then does Cole realize he has bigger enemies out there? Like spray tan, cracks in the floor, gusts of win, and maybe… a cavity. Because last MJF heard, Cole’s dentist isn’t seeing him anymore. Cole was already staring daggers into MJF, but now he’s pissed. MJF has Cole calm down, and he tells the fans to shut up so he can shoot straight.

When MJF was the longest-reigning and greatest AEW World Champion of all time, Cole was nothing more than MJF’s cute little sidekick. That ate Cole up inside. Cole wanted to be MJF. Cole wanted #TripleB. But the sad truth is, Cole had many opportunities to win the title before MJF got anywhere near it. It’s almost like when it comes to Cole being elite enough to become world champion, just like his “s*itty little ankle,” Cole blows it. MJF laughs at his own joke, and then tells the fans he is talking, it is not that complicated. But this is why MJF doesn’t buy the hogwash that Cole turned on MJF because MJF would turn on Cole first.

Cole turned because he, like all these shmucks, is jealous of MJF. And who can blame Cole? MJF is rich, handsome, funny, entertaining, and then look at Cole. For crying out loud, Cole used to be ADAM COLE BAYBAY. Now, he’s just a crack baby! Cole asks if MJF is done. Was that the last line? Because it felt like MJF practiced that for two weeks in front of a mirror. But MJF killed it, really. Cole could come back with childish comments to hurt MJF’s feelings, but he won’t. Cole could mention MJF has had two surgeries on that fake head of hair of his while only in his 20s, which is hilarious, but he won’t.

Cole could talk about how MJF pulled some strings to get his girlfriend hired, like the real politician he is, but Cole won’t go there. Cole could talk about how every single time MJF enters a room, everyone waits for him to leave because he is loud, obnoxious and annoying as hell. But Cole won’t go there. Because Cole is not like MJF. They are nothing alike. That is why the friendship was ruined. Because, MJF, the truth is you say Cole is a failure, but in virtually every wrestling company Cole has worked for, he is the longest-reigning champion in so many!

In this very building, Cole bled BUCKETS against Kyle O’Reilly, wanting to prove he was one of the best in the world, and that is exactly what he did! Does Cole have regrets? Sure. Are there things Cole wishes he could take back? Absolutely. But Cole does NOT regret turning on MJF. The only reason it drives MJF insane is because Cole beat MJF to it. That’s MJF 101: Get close to someone, then turn on them. It’s what MJF does. Cole just did it better than MJF, and MJF knows it.

But Cole has been thinking, trying to understand what’s going on in MJF’s head, and he finally figured it out. MJF is terrified of having anyone close to him, because he feels it is a weakness. That hit a chord? Because not only does MJF act like a child, he thinks like a child! MJF knows in his heart that he was going to be the one to turn on Cole first! DAMN RIGHT HE WAS!!! MJF realizes he let the cat out of the bag. MJF says congrats, Cole, he solved the mystery! A regular Scooby-Doo! Great job, Adam.

But you want the truth? Here it is. The fact of the matter is, last year at Worlds End, MJF had every intention on stabbing Cole in the back that night. Cole just got lucky. When #BetterThanYouBaybay started, MJF didn’t give a damn about Cole. Cole was nothing more than a pawn. But MJF will admit, he did eventually start to care. For the first time in MJF’s life, he cared about someone else. Fans mockingly go, “Aww…” But MJF says that is just when Cole became a liability. And since Cole’s “a fragile little freak,” him jumping off that ramp and exploding his ankle made him a distraction!

Distractions, liabilities, emotions, there are no room for those when all you should be concerned with is maintaining the world championship! But Cole doesn’t get it, does he? Last year was a fluke. Cole ain’t the Devil, he just beat the Devil to it. But this year, Worlds End, December 28th, the same show where Cole tried to end MJF’s world, MJF ENDS Cole!! MJF throws down the mic and the fans are torn. Cole smirks and says MJF ends things then? Well, how about Cole ends this? COLE DECKS MJF! The guards rush in, but Cole fights them off! MJF sends more but Cole SUPERKICSK! And SUPERKICKS! And SUPERKICKS!

But then MJF LOW BLOWS Cole! MJF tells the fans to shut up! MJF takes out the Dynamite Diamond Ring! But then The Kingdom rushes out here! MJF runs away from Matt Taven & Mike Bennett, but he vows this ends at Worlds End. We have one week left, is that the last week Cole has in AEW? Or will MJF finally lose the one thing he has left in that diamond ring?

 

Backstage interview with Kris Statlander.

Lexy Nair is with the #BornAgainKristen and brings up her trying to make amends with Willow Nightingale last night, as well as making the save when Harley Cameron & Penelope Ford were beating Willow up. Kris says what she and Willow have to discuss is between them. But as far as her and Penelope go, they’ve got a lot of history, and if Ford wants a fight, Kris will give her a fight. Then speaking of history, Kris still has her eyes set on the TBS Championship, can she tells us more on that?

Kris says she looked back on 2024 and she had a downward spiral that started with losing that title. Maybe if she wins it back, Kris will right her wrongs. On that note, Mercedes Mone, you don’t have an opponent for Worlds End so here Kris is. Let her know when you’re ready for round two. Kris heads out, will she prove to everyone that she is still the Galaxy’s Greatest?

 

Backstage interview with Orange Cassidy.

AEW returns and Lexy is now with Freshly Squeezed. In exactly one week, he will compete against three other men for the AEW World Championship. There are a lot of combustible elements at play, and Cassidy says yeah, we saw that on Dynamite. Jay White, Hangman Page and Cassidy can’t exactly have a conversation. So really, Cassidy wants them to listen. “Between now and Worlds End, Jon Moxley can run and hide. He can hide behind his goons, he can run away in a pickup truck. But when that bell rings in seven days, he has nowhere to go. He will be in the ring with us. Us three. And you both know that we need to remove Jon Moxley from the equation.

“We can. We’ve done it. And after that, us three, we can fight for the AEW World Championship and one of us will become the AEW World Champion. Just something to think about. See you guys on Dynamite.” Cassidy is ready to remove the Maniac from the throne, but will the Switchblade and Cowboy listen to reason?

 

Kris Statlander VS Penelope Ford!

As Kris just said, she’s calling out The CEO in hopes of one more TBS Championship match. But will the Superbad Girl be more like the Grinch for Kris this Christmas?

The bell rings and the fans rally as Kris circles with Ford. They tie up, Kris powers Ford to a corner, then throws Ford back into the corner! The ref counts, Kris lets off, but Ford shoves her! Kris ROCKS Ford, TOSSES her, then runs up on her. Kris whips, drops down, then hurdles over. Kris CLOBBERS Ford and the fans fire up as she flexes. Kris drags Ford up, reels her in, and suplexes, and she holds Ford up! The fans cheer and Kris goes all the way to TEN, but Ford slips into a SLEEPER! Kris pries the hold open and she brings Ford around for another suplex! The fans fire up as Kris holds Ford up for five before the SLAM! Cover, TWO!

Kris drags Ford up, whips her to the corner, but Ford goes up, only for Kris to Electric Chair Lift! Kris climbs, Ford fights with fists, and she shoves Kris down! Ford steadies herself, then hits a FLYING BLOCKBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Ford is frustrated but she storms up on Kris. Ford bumps Kris off buckles but the fans rally behind Kris. Ford stomps a mudhole, but she lets off as the ref counts. Kris goes to the apron, but Ford jumps up to drop KNEES on her! The fans boo but Ford soaks up the heat, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Ford brings Kris around to THROW her into railing! Ford soaks up more heat, then drags Kris up and RAMS her into the apron! Ford refreshes the count, then stalks Kris around the way. Ford whips Kris into the steel steps! Kris falls over in a heap but Ford drags her up into the ring. Ford covers, TWO! Kris stays in this but Ford kicks her around. Ford CHOKES Kris on the ropes, thrashes around, but lets off as the ref counts. Ford drags Kris up and whips her to ropes, then LARIATS as Collision goes to break.

Christmas Collision returns and Ford CHOKES Kris on the ropes again! The ref counts, Ford lets off and Kris sputters to the apron. Ford runs and goes up, up, and KNEE DROPS on only apron! Kris then SHOTGUNS Ford off the apron! The fans fire up and Kris brings Ford up, to THROW into railing! Kris puts Ford in the ring, the fans fire up, but Ford kicks low. Ford reels Kris in, but Kris suplexes, FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Ford flounders to a corner but Kris has the fans rallying behind her. Kris runs up to UPPERCUT! Kris goes side to side but Ford dodges the knee! Ford hits a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!

Ford wasn’t quite perfect there but she watches Kris go to a corner. Ford runs corner to corner, handsprings, but Kris catches her! The fans fire up as Kris GERMAN SUPELXES, but Ford lands out! but Kris goes Matrix to dodge! So does Ford! STUNNER! Ford runs, Kris does her best to follow, but Ford hops up for a POISON-RANA! Cover, TWO!! Kris survives and the fans fire up! Ford is beside herself, but she drags Kris to a drop zone. Ford goes up top, and MOONSAULTS BUT FLOPS as Kris moves! Kris hurries to deadlift GERMAN SUPLEX! And then GERMAN SUPLEX again! The fans fire up as Kris scoops to tuck Ford in! STATURDAY NIGHT FEVER! Cover, Kris wins!

Winner: Kris Statlander, by pinfall

Ford gave Kris quite the fight, but Kris came out on top! Wait, here comes Mone! Kris did call the CEO out, so Santa Mone says, “Ho, ho, ho ho ho! New York Citaaaay~! Please say hello to your C E O! Kris, after the year I’ve been having, I was planning on taking Worlds End off. I was planning on going to the Ritz in Boston.” The fans boo Boston, but Mone says since it’s the holidays, Mone feels like being nice. She already beat Kris once anyway, so she’ll just beat her twice! At Worlds End, you see that money changes everything, because Mone is the greatest TBS Champion of all time!

The challenge has been accepted, and Mone is looking to be busy before the New Year. Will Kris make her regret it?

 

Big Boom AJ & Big Justice return to the ring.

They’re getting Christmas Collision ready to bring the BOOM, but out comes Chris Jericho, who is still ROH World Champion after overcoming Matt Cardona last night at Final Battle. And he has Bryan Keith & “Big Bill” Morrissey with him as he asks if AJ has a permit for being here tonight. Did they talk with Mayor DeBlasio? Because they certainly didn’t run this past Jericho. Do they know who he is? Big Justice says yeah, he knows! “You’re a JACKASS!” Jericho is taken aback, but the fans agree with Justice. The Bad Apple says this is why dumbass kids should be sitting and not heard. Jericho says yeah!

And if being a jackass means he’s the King of New York, then Jericho’s the biggest jackass! And besides, Jericho talks for everyone here saying we do not want AJ & Justice here! The fans boo, they disagree with Jericho. But Jericho says they don’t even have Costcos in New York! New Yorkers shop at bodegas. Fans are torn, because they kind of agree. Jericho says his favorite is the Walgreens a few blocks over in Flushing. And speaking of Flushing, that’s where AJ & Justice belong: in the toilet! This is the Hammerstein Ballroom, the House that Jericho built! The fans boo that, it’s the House that Hardcore built.

But Jericho says there’s no time for goofy gimmicks like BOOM~, or bandit masks, or scissoring! Scissor me, Bad Apple~! But then wait! The Acclaimed is here! Well, Anthony Bowens is, at least. Bowens pushes past The Learning Tree and he joins AJ & Justice in the ring. Bowens has the music cut, and he tells Jericho that he doesn’t get why Scissor King is catching strays, but you caught his attention. Jericho is trying to intimidate a man in a walking boot and an 11 year old child while spouting nonsense about being the King of New York. Why doesn’t Jericho do what he has asked so many others in the past: SHUT THE HELL UP!

The fans cheer but Big Bill says, “As the Learning Tree always says, when a man tries to silence another man, he’s probably afraid of the truth.” The fans do cheer Big Bill because he is from New York. Bowens says he has no idea what that means, Bill. But he does know we’re live on TNT, Christmas Collision, Hammerstein Ballroom, New York City! So Chris, why not walk your ass to this ring and get it whipped by the Scissor King?! Jericho says if Bowens wants him to do that, then not tonight. Jericho waves bye, but AJ says hold on, listen up. We know Jericho is running scared, but we know at some point, Bowens will get to bring the-

Bowens stops the Boom? Because he wants to scissor! AJ says okay, and they SCISSOR BOOM~! But is that true? Will Anthony Bowens be the one to tear down the Learning Tree and be a champion?

 

Backstage interview with The Vendetta.

Lexy is now with Deonna Purrazzo & Taya Valkyrie, and they’ve got a hot streak going. Deonna’s message  last week was ominous, but who was it for? Taya says there are so many options. Everyone deserves a slice of The Vendetta. There’s Mercedes, Mariah, Toni Storm, even Lexy could get some, so watch your back. Speaking of Toni, she stumbles in and apologizes for interrupting. She just wants to say hi to everyone, hello. Oh, Deonna, a pleasure. Deonna says she knows who Toni is. R-Really? So cool! Taya says she’ll make a guess: Toni has a tattoo on her leg, a little duck with a knife through it.

Wow, how’d Taya know? Deonna says no no no, she is not doing this again. She does not get what sick crap Toni’s up to, but she is already done with it. So for Dynamite’s Miracle on 34th Street, Toni VS Taya! Taya says she’ll make Toni forget everything! Toni nervously thanks The Vendetta, and says this is a big opportunity to face someone like Taya. Toni leaves, Deonna and Taya sigh, and Lexy has no idea what to say. Is Toni’s mind unraveling before our eyes? Or is there still a bit of Timeless inside Toni Time?

 

AEW Continental Classic, Blue League: Shelton Benjamin VS Daniel Garcia!

This showdown was inevitable, but it’s even more fitting after The Standard of Excellence beat up the TNT Champion just because he stood up to the Hurt Syndicate. Will Shelton continue to bring the pain? Or will he not survive Red Death?

The bell rings and Garcia goes right at Shelton! Garcia fires hands but Shelton RAMS him into the corner! Shelton fires hands but Garcia turns things around to fire more shots! The ref counts, Shelton shoves Garcia back, but Garcia runs up to fire hands! Shelton shoves Garcia again, but Garcia gets under the lariat to waistlock. Shelton fights the lift but Garcia shoves him to SLAP! And CHOP! Shelton just grins and he picks Garcia up again! Shelton TOSSES Garcia away and Garcia goes to ropes. Shelton brings Garcia back up, scoops and SLAMS him, then brings him up again. Scoop SLAM! Shelton drags Garcia up and puts him in a corner.

Shelton whips corner to corner hard and Garcia falls! The fans sing, “We Hurt People!” Shelton drags Garcia around, stomps him around, then TOSSES Garcia out hard! Garcia sputters but Shelton storms outside. Shelton brings Garcia up but Garcia fires hands! Shelton RAMS Garcia into the apron, then railing, then back to the apron! And repeat! Garcia falls in a heap and the fans fire up. Shelton grins as he drags Garcia up, to then THROW into steel steps! Shelton leaves Garcia behind and the ring count climbs on Garcia. Garcia drags himself up at 7 but Shelton goes out after him again.

Shelton puts Garcia in the ring, then grabs at him. Garcia grabs ropes but Shelton stomps him. Shelton stands Garcia up to DECK him! The fans cheer but Shelton brings Garcia up again. Garcia fires a forearm, then he CHOPS! Shelton eggs Garcia on, so Garcia CHOPS! Shelton grins, Garcia CHOPS, but Shelton DECKS him again! The fans duel but Shelton whips Garcia to ropes, for a BIG backdrop! Garcia flounders and Collision goes picture in picture.

Shelton stalks Garcia to the ropes, brings him up and around, then puts him on other ropes so he can CHOKE him! The ref counts, Shelton steps off, and Garcia coughs and sputters to a corner. Shelton stalks behind Garcia, stands him up, and winds up to ROCK Garcia! Garcia flounders against ropes then falls to the mat! Shelton stands over Garcia, drags him up and puts him in the corner. Shelton throws hands and Garcia stumbles. Garcia falls, but Shelton stands on him. Shelton stomps Garcia, drags him up, but Garcia fires up! Garcia breaks free to fire CHOPS and forearms on repeat!

Garcia whips, Shelton reverses and Shelton BOOTS Garcia down! Cover, TWO! Shelton is still amused, and he clamps onto Garcia with a chinlock. Garcia endures as Shelton grinds him down, and Garcia fights up, only for Shelton to wrangle him back down! Shelton leans all his weight on the hold and he squeezes tight. Garcia fades but the fans rally, and Garcia gets a second wind! Garcia fights up, Christmas Colilsion returns to siongle cipture, and the fans duel as Garcia fires hands! Garcia runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then SHOTGUNS SHelton down! The fans fire up and Garcia aims from a corner. Garcia runs up, Shelton gets around, GERMAN SUPLEX!

The fans are torn while Shelton storms around. Shelton waits on Garcia, waistlocks, GERMAN SUPLEX! Garcia flops around but Shelton stalks him to the ropes. Shelton goes to the apron, runs up, but Garcia BOOTS him! Garcia takes a swing, but Shelton waistlocks! Garcia holds ropes to fight off the suplex to the floor! Garcia stands up and elbows Shelton away! Then Garcia LEAPS, but into Shelton’s clinch! OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY to the floor! Garcia flounders, fans sing, “We Hurt People!” Shelton runs up but Garcia drop toeholds him into a chair! Shelton sputters and the fans rally up. Garcia makes Shelton take a seat, then rains down fists!

The fans count along and Garcia goes to nine, puts up the dukes, then hits TEN! Garcia gets space, runs back in, and he SHOTGUNS Shelton outta the chair! The fans are thunderous as Garcia goes back for Shelton. Garcia drags Shelton up but Shelton pushes him away. Shelton LARIATS Garcia, then rolls into the ring. The ring count starts, the fans help Garcia stand, and the fans fire up! Garcia hurries to the ring, but Shelton BOOTS, only for Garcia to block! DRAGON SCREW! Garcia runs, Shelton gets around, GERMAN SUPLEX! Even with a bad leg, Shelton has so much strength! Shelton storms up in the corner, but Garcia dodges!

Shelton’s knee hits buckles, and Garcia leg scissor rolls him! Garcia steps through for the DRAGON TAMER!! Shelton endures and the fans fire up! Garcia sits on the hold, but Shelton powers up! Shelton powers out of the hold, has Garcia’s legs, and he turns Garcia over into a QUEEN ANGELITO STRETCH! Garcia endures, reaches out, and he army crawls his way forward! But Shelton drags Garcia back! Garcia cradles Shelton! TWO!! Shelton escapes, but Garcia BOOTS him! Shelton SUPERKICKS Garcia! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! Shelton covers, TWO!! Garcia barely gets out of that and Shelton is furious!

“This is Awesome!” as Shelton looms over Garcia. Shelton drags Garcia up, but Garcia trips Shelton! Jackknife bridge, GARCIA WINS!!

Winner: Daniel Garcia, by pinfall (gains 3 points; Shelton earns 0)

A Christmas Collision miracle? Who knows! But Garcia is still alive in the C2, but Lashley snatches Garcia into a SLEEPER! The fans boo but MVP hands the pimp cane to Shelton! But here comes Mark Briscoe, and he has a chair! Security wants this to stop before it gets out of hand, and even producers get out here! But wait! Is that Swerve Strickland rushing in from the crowd?! It is! He goes right up top to SUPER SWERVE STOMP the Syndicate and security guards! Garcia gets free of the pile, Mark Briscoe is with him, and now the locker room hurries out here to stop this from getting worse!

The fans chant, “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” and Nana eventually hands the mic to Swerve. “Bobby FREAKIN’ Lashley! Didn’t I say I was gonna get my hands on you by the end of ’24? By the end of 2024, I said I was gonna get my hands on you, and that’s what I did, courtesy of the most dangerous man in AEW. Whose house?!” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Swerve is still aiming for Lashley’s head, will he and Lashley have it out at Worlds End?

 

AEW Continental Classic, Blue League: Mark Briscoe VS The Beast Mortos!

After getting a couple shockers, The Sussex County Chicken could easily jump up to the front of the block with one more! But will he #ManUp and bring down the menacing minotaur? Or will The Beast be a massive spoiler for Briscoe?

The bell rings and we’re on the clock again. The fans rally and duel while both men fire up. They RAM shoulders, and then fire forearms! The fans fire up as Mark gets the edge, but Mortos swings! Mark dodges to CHOP, then fire forearms! Mark ROCKS Mortos, whips, but Mortos reverses and SPLASHES Mark! Mortos runs but Mark follows to LARIAT! Mark runs, Mortos follows, but Mark dodges to CHOP! And CHOP! And forearm! And Mongolian Chop! Mark fires forearms against the ropes, then roars. Mark runs but Mortos follows to UPPERCUT! The fans fire up, Mortos runs but Mark follows to FOREARM!

Mark runs, Mortos follows, and he slingshots to hook and backslide, TWO! Mark trips Mortos to jackknife, TWO! Mortos gets around, hammerlock and cradle, TWO! Mark slips around to roll Mortos, TWO! Both men stand, both men dodge, and the fans cheer the standoff. The fans cheer “BOTH THESE GUYS! BOTH THESE GUYS!” as they reset. Mark and Mortos run up to RAM shoulders again! And again! Mortos is getting the better of this, and he CLOBBERS Mark! The fans cheer Mortos while Mark goes to ropes. Mortos runs in but Mark TOSSES him up and out! Mortos clutches a leg, stands up, but Mark runs!

Mortos slides in, dodges, and he SPEARS Mark! The fans fire up and Mortos roars while Collision goes picture in picture.

Mark rolls to a corner while Mortos headbutts buckles. Mortos then runs corner to corner to DROPKICK Mark! Mark sputters, Mortos drags him to a cover, TWO! Mark stays in this but Mortos drags him into a chinlock. Mark endures, even as Mortos leans on the hold. Mark fights up as the fans rally, and Mark fires body shots. Mortos THROWS Mark down! Mortos then CRANKS Mark’s neck, then KICKS him in the chest! Cover, TWO! Mark is still in this and he goes to ropes. Mortos storms up but Mark CHOPS! Mortos SMACKS Mark and Mark falls into a corner. Mortos stomps Mark, then digs his boots in!

The ref reprimands and counts, Mortos steps off, then Mortos snapmares Mark so he can step on Mark’s face! Then NECK TWIST! Cover, TWO! Mark stays in this and he goes back to ropes. Mortos waits on Mark to stand, then SMACKS him down! Mark dangles out of the ring in the ropes, but Mortos goes after a leg while Collision goes to break.

Christmas Collision returns and Mortos has Mark in a corner. Mortos whips corner to corner, then runs up to UPPERCUT, CHOP, and HEADBUTT! Mark staggers and the fans rally up for Mortos. Mortos brings down his kneepads, runs corner to corner, but Mark dodge! Mortos hits buckles then falls to the outside! The fans fire up as Mark then WRECKS Mortos with a dropkick! Mark builds speed and he DIVES, direct hit on Mortos! The fans fire up and Mark even hugs a few! Mark tosses a chair into the ring, and fans rally for #DEMBOYS. Mark sets the chair up, but Mortos anchors Mark’s legs! Mortos then SMACKS Mark!

Mortos drags Mark to the apron, Mark fires forearms. Mortos shoves Mark, but Mark fireman’s carries! Mortos fires elbows to get free! Mark REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUTS! Then APRON GERMAN SUPLEXES! Mortos falls to the floor while the fans lose their minds! Mark rises up, takes aim, and he fires the fans up more. Mark goes up a corner, for a SUPER SKY TWISTER! The fans are thunderous and Mark high-fives the front row. Mark then goes back to the ring and builds speed! Mark uses the chair to FLY! Direct hit and Mark even lands on his feet! The fans fire up and Mark hurries to get Mortos back up.

Mark puts Mortos in the ring, “This is Awesome!” as Mark takes aim. FROGGY-BOW onto knees! Mortos saves himself there, and then roars! Mortos whips Mark, scoops him, and has the torture rack! BEAST BACKBREAKER! Then Mortos hauls Mark up for a POWER BREAKER!! The fans fire up for Mortos and he DISCUS- NO, Mark dodges, runs, but into a POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO!! Mark survives and the fans fire up again! Mortos snarls, hauls Mark up, and then scoops! But Mark slips free! Mark crane kicks, then underhooks! But Mortos backdrops free! Mark rises, Mortos runs, but into a fireman’s carry!

Mark hits a ROLLING DEATH VALLEY! Then Mark goes up the corner, and the fans fire up for the FROGGY-BOW!! Cover, TWO?!? Mortos survives but Mark shakes his head. Mark just goes back up top! Mortos sits up and roars! But Mark still FROGGY-BOWS!! And then he underhooks, lifts, JAY DRILLER!! Cover, Mark wins!

Winner: Mark Briscoe, by pinfall (gains 3 points; Mortos earns 0)

And with that, Mark is now even with Kyle Fletcher, who Mark already beat earlier on! That is all the difference between the one seed and the two seed, how will this final round shake out?

 

Julia Hart speaks.

“Jamie, Jamie, Jamie. I’m no coward. What you call tricks, I call advantages. I suggested that you watch your back. I gave you all the warnings. So I’m not understanding why you feel the need to call me classless and sneaky. I thought I was being more than reasonable. I know you’re strong, but are you smart? Are my ‘tricks’ too much for you? I guess we’ll find out January 1st, Fight for the Fallen. But remember: The House Always Wins.” The Princess of the Black Throne is ready, but will she learn Hayter Hits Hard?

 

Backstage interview with Mariah May.

Alex Marvez is with the AEW Women’s World Champion and says in one week’s time, it will be Mariah VS Thunder Rosa for the title, in a Tijuana Street Fight! Marvez notes that Mariah not only had some harsh words for Rosa, but for her father, as well. Mariah says, “Aw~, Papa Rosa is gonna be in the front row. Is that to watch the match? Or does Thunder need a new mami?” But speaking of Rosa, she RAMS Mariah right into the door! And dribbles her off it, too! Mariah pulls hair, Rosa tries to choke Mariah, and then Mariah shoves Rosa away. Mariah calls Rosa crazy, but Rosa says she’s not done with Mariah!

Rosa storms after Mariah into the hall, and then to the stage area! Mariah has made it to ringside, Nigel tries to warn her, but Rosa CLOBBERS Mariah! Rosa rains down fists, then stomps away! Rosa SMACKS Mariah off steel steps, then grabs a chair! Mariah sputters, but gets away before Rosa swings the chair! Security rushes out here for the third time tonight, and Rosa LEAPS! The cluster keeps her away from Mariah but fans want to “LET THEM FIGHT!” Rosa holds up the AEW Women’s World Championship, will she send the “Woman From Hell” back where she came from in order to have the gold again?

 

AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Darby Allin VS Claudio Castagnoli!

While The Relentless One has been after each and every Death Rider, he gets one served up to him on a silver platter. But will Darby bring down the Swiss Superman before the final round? Or will Claudio crush Darby’s hopes and dreams this close to Christmas?

But before Claudio even gets in the ring, Darby DIVES out onto him! The fans fire up as Darby fires fast hands! Claudio gets away but Darby pursues, jumps on, and throws more hands! Claudio carries Darby up the ramp to then THROW him down! Darby writhes, Claudio drags him up, and Claudio gorilla presses! Darby slips free, goes to the entry, and then dodges Claudio to send him into the light truss! And then he shoves Claudio into it again! Claudio falls, and now Darby climbs up!? The fans fire up as Darby is up on the camera balcony! Darby SUPER CROSSBODIES Claudio down!

Claudio tumbles down the ramp and Darby sputters while fans lose their minds. The ref checks Darby, his fall was still really wicked. Claudio sits up in a daze as he’s now ringside, and somehow Darby pursues! They both get in the ring, the bell rings, and Darby runs up! But into a POP-UP UPPERCUT!! Cover, TWO!! Darby survives and Claudio is already frustrated. Claudio drags Darby by his legs, to GIANT SWING~! The fans count as Darby goes around and around, and Claudio goes past TEN, past FIFTEEN, past TWENTY, and all the way to THIRTY!! Darby flounders out of the ring while Collision goes picture in picture.

The ref goes out to check on Darby, and somehow he’s okay to continue. Claudio steps out to fetch Darby, and lift shim up with one hand! Claudio then gut wrenches and carries Darby, to SLAM him onto railing! And DUMP him down! Claudio drags Darby up again, gut wrenches again, and he TOSSES Darby onto the railing! Darby flops back down and clutches his lower back, but Claudio leaves him behind. The ring count begins but Darby sits up. Claudio goes out after him again, and brings him up to CHOP! Darby staggers away to a corner, Claudio storms up and CHOPS again! Darby flops down but Claudio looms over him.

Claudio gets space, runs up, and he UPPERCUTS Darby against railing! Darby stumbles away, Claudio goes to the ring, but Darby rolls in, just to roll back out. Darby earns himself some time, but then Claudio storms out after him. Darby hurries int he ring to get away, but Claudio is after him there, too. Claudio stands on Darby’s hands, then stomps them! Darby writhes, but Claudio stomps his hands more! Darby goes to a corner. Claudio stands him up and CHOPS! Claudio UPPERCUTS, CHOPS, and Christmas Collision returns to single picture. The fans duel, Darby fires hands, but Claudio UPPERCUTS!

Claudio whips, Darby springboards, COFFIN- NO, Claudio catches Darby! Darby fights free, runs, but Claudio runs up! Darby DUMPS Claudio, then runs to DIVE! Direct hit at the ramp! The fans fire up again and Darby puts Claudio in. Claudio rolls out the far side but Darby DIVES again! Claudio is sent into railing but Darby goes up a corner! The fans fire up for the SUPER COFFIN SPLASH! Direct hit and both men are down again. The ref starts the ring count, the fans rally up, and Darby refreshes the count. Darby LEAPS onto Claudio for a SLEEPER! Claudio goes to steel steps and he steps up, but Darby squeezes tight!

Claudio steps back down, and he runs into the timekeeper’s area! BACKPACK SENTON through the table! The fans lose their minds again while Claudio leaves Darby behind in the wreckage. Darby stirs, the ref starts another ring count, and Darby crawls. “This is Awesome!” as Darby leaps in at 7! Claudio runs but Darby slips around! O’Conner Roll, TWO, springboard and SPALSH! Cover, TWO! Ghost pin, TWO! Claudio is up, but Darby sunset flips! Claudio stays up, and DOUBLE STOMPS! Claudio deadlifts Darby to then TOSS him out of the ring! Darby hits apron on the way out and fans tell Claudio he’s sick!

Claudio goes out after Darby and drags him up again. Claudio scoops and then POSTS Darby! And POSTS him again! Claudio TOSSES Darby aside, rolls into the ring, but only to refresh the count. Claudio then drags Darby by a leg and brings him over. Claudio SWINGS Darby into steel steps!! Claudio puts Darby in the ring, stands him up, and runs to LARIAT! Darby flips through the air! Claudio covers, TWO!! Darby survives and Claudio is frustrated. The fans rally for Darby but Claudio rains down HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Then Claudio tucks the arms, RICOLA- CODE RED!! Cover, TWO!! Claudio escapes in time!

The fans rally while both men are down again. Darby and Claudio slowly rise, and Ricochet watches, very amused as Darby is his next opponent in the round robin. Darby crawls to a corner, climbs up, but Claudio UPPERCUTS! Claudio HEADBUTTS Darby, then climbs up again. Claudio brings Darby up and suplexes, but Darby fights around! SUPER SCORPION DEATH DROP!! The fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” as Darby rises up. Darby climbs to the very top, COFFION DROP onto knees! Claudio saves himself, then he hauls Darby up. Straitjacket and RICOLA~ BOMB!! Cover, TWO!?!?

Darby survives and shocks Claudio! Claudio argues with the ref but the count was fair! Darby’s just that tough! Claudio goes back to Darby and ripcords him into the RICOLA~ BOMB!! Cover, TWO!?!?! HOW?!? Claudio goes outside, and he brings out something from under the ring. He also has a chair! The ref takes the chair from Claudio, but Claudio has BRASS KNUCKLES! BRASS KNUCKLE PUNCH!!! Cover, CLAUDIO WINS!

Winner: Claudio Castagnoli, by pinfall (gains 3 points; Darby earns 0)

The Swiss Superman screws over Darby, but then he gets that chair back. But wait, Ospreay slides into the ring! And HE has the brass knuckles that Claudio tossed aside! Ospreay dares Claudio to do something, but Claudio simply leaves. Does this mean Ospreay’s ready to ride against the Death Riders with Darby? Or will we see a Miracle on 34th Street send Ospreay and Darby to Worlds End?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision here as the last one before Worlds End, and therefore a bit of a go-home in itself. While the continued feud of MJF and Cole has still been a bit clunky since they did the double turn, their faceoff did a good job addressing some of that. They got good digs at each other as always, and MJF snapping and revealing “the truth” was their big move to recover this story. We of course got a brawl, and good save by The Kingdom. It feels like MJF still finds a way to hold onto the diamond ring, but c’mon, how fitting is it for Cole to get a diamond.

Good bit with Toni Storm and The Vendetta, and Deonna’s reaction to Toni was great. Deonna is justified in thinking this is still an act from Toni, not a legitimate psychological problem, and Toni VS Taya will be good stuff. Good promo from Kris Statlander, good match from her and Penelope Ford, and of course a good win for Kris. Good promo from Mone to make Worlds End official, but as I’ve been saying, Mone is more likely to lose the NJPW Strong Women’s Championship as part of the big NJPW Tokyo Dome weekend. The irony is, Mina Shirakawa is her challenger and Mina shows up plenty in AEW, so I don’t know how that math is supposed to work.

Good promo from Mariah May as it also turned into a brawl with Thunder Rosa. As it stands, Rosa standing tall holding up the belt means she is NOT winning at Worlds End, but they could still give us a little more from Rosa and Mariah on Dynamite’s Christmas episode to turn the tables. Good promo from Julia Hart to respond to Jamie Hayter, they’ll have a good match. Good promo from Orange Cassidy to try and reason with Jay White and Hangman Page, but that’s all the more reason Moxley likely uses the challengers all against each other like he did on Wednesday. Though, it would be fun if they at least started the match all annihilating Moxley with their finishers, making us think it’ll work out in favor of “Team AEW.”

Good stuff with Big Boom AJ & Big Justice here tonight, both hyping up the show but also interacting with Jericho’s group and even Anthony Bowens. They’re adding some more foreshadowing to The Acclaimed breaking up, and I guess we’re supposed to see this as a positive move, Bowens feuding with Jericho. Unless Bowens is going to be the guy that dethrones Jericho for whatever ROH cable TV debut/return is planned, the Jericho Vortex strikes again. Bowens should be going for an AEW midcard title, but right now, those are all tied up what with the C2 going on and the International Championship being tied up in Worlds End and NJPW plans.

Speaking of the C2, great stuff with all the matches tonight. Shelton VS Garcia was great stuff, and while Garcia gets the win, they’re still giving us some set-up for a TNT Championship match of Garcia VS Shelton. Mark Briscoe of course made the save, but great surprise for Swerve to show up. Lashley VS Swerve for Worlds End just needs to be said, it already feels a given. All that brawling was also a good segue into Mark VS Mortos, and another great showing for Mortos, even in losing. But as Mark has already had all his matches and is at 9 points, Kyle doesn’t even need to win against Garcia, he just needs to draw so that Mark will be out, and Garcia with him.

While Ospreay VS Darby on Wednesday raised the bar, Ospreay VS Ricochet still had great stuff of its own. Plus, Ricochet is bringing out more of his Heel side what with using the ref, and Ricochet’s win puts the pressure on Ospreay for Christmas Dynamite. Now, no offense to Brody King, but I’m thinking Ospreay wins that to take one of the semifinal spots. Darby VS Claudio tonight was also great, but Darby doing his best Sting off the truss was not the best when he gets that whiplash on the floor. I really thought that match was going to be called for concussion protocol, but Darby’s weirdly indestructible.

Claudio still cheats this win so there’s more heat on the Death Riders and Darby is also behind the 8 ball. Ospreay making the save was good, we can definitely have another “Team AEW” VS Death Riders with Ospreay joining Darby and a couple others, but the way they did the order of matches, Claudio’s got a seemingly easy ride against Komander for Christmas. Though, how awesome would it be if Komander pulled off the spoiler? Or if they were really going to add some drama, they should create a situation where the Death Riders end up ringside, violating the Continental Rules of no cornermen and that disqualifies Claudio. Claudio misses out on the semifinals because of a technicality, sending Ospreay and maybe Ricochet to the semifinals.

My Score: 8.8/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (12/20/24)

Brody King is on a Rampage!

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Have a Holly Jolly Rampage!

The Continental Classic rolls on, and Brody King takes on Komander in hopes of grabbing three more points towards the top of Gold League!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Konosuke Takeshita & Brian Cage w/ Don Callis VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs & Mark Davis; Konosuke & Cage win.
  • Lio Rush & Action Andretti VS Myles Hawkins & Goldy; Lio & Action win.
  • Willow Nightingale VS Harley Cameron; Willow wins.
  • AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Brody King VS Komander; Brody wins.

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Tony Schiavone is in the ring!

Schiavone welcomes out the Blue League’s current points leader, Kyle Fletcher, and of course… Don Callis. But they’re not alone as the rest of the Don Callis Family makes their way out to the ring. Wait, shouldn’t Brian Cage be in New York for Final Battle…? Well anyway, Schiavone says there’s a lot of gold and- Callis takes the mic, and he says, “I have something important to say.” The fans boo and Schiavone excuses himself as Callis says the Don Callis Family are the TRUE One Percenters of professional wrestling! They prove it each and every day!

Murder Machines: The most feared tag team in the world! “Don Callis’ favorite wrestler,” Kyle Fletcher, shows every day why he is THE One Percent! He beat Will Ospreay! He beat Kazuchika Okada! And now, he’s gonna beat Daniel Garcia and win the Continental Classic! Callis hands the mic over to Kyle and Kyle says it might be true that last Saturday wasn’t the best day for Kyle, but anyone watching that match saw the clear bias from the officials in this company! The fans boo as Kyle claims there is an agenda in AEW to see the Don Callis Family NOT succeed. But it doesn’t matter, it changes nothing!

Kyle WILL be the winner of the 2024 Continental Classic. That brings Kyle to Daniel Garcia. “You wanna talk about restoring the feeling, Daniel? I couldn’t care less about your feelings! All I speak are facts! And the fact is, I am the hottest young prospect in this industry, and I will be the future of this whole place!” The fans boo more but Callis says one last thing he wants to say, is when you’re the One Percent, you’re not like the other 99! They are not like all of these fans! They are not like “the boys in the back,” like Mark Davis & Will Hobbs, “a couple of scab workers!” They’re not even in the same business, Hobbs!

And Callis has waited to get Hobbs on a PPV so that the world could watch why they call Konosuke Takeshita “The Alpha.” And Hobbs, YOU are not in the same business as Konosuke, and you find that out at Worlds End! But speaking of, here comes the Powerhouse! Will he and Dunkzilla finish things with the Don Callis Family? Or will the AEW International and ROH World TV Champions get even for last week?

Konosuke Takeshita & Brian Cage w/ Don Callis VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs & Mark Davis!

The teams sort out and Konosuke starts against Hobbs to give the DC fans a preview of Worlds End. Hobbs and Konosuke step up, talk trash, and then the forearms go back and forth! The fans cheer for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” and Hobbs ROCKS Konosuke! Hobbs even shouts “MEAT!” before he whips Konosuke. Konosuke ducks ‘n’ dodges but then so does Hobbs! Hobbs SPINE- NO, Konosuke flails free and Hobbs says it was that close. Konosuke says to cool off while he paces on the outside. Konosuke steps back into the ring, but he tags to Cage. The fans stay fired up for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” as Cage and Hobbs circle.

Hobbs and Cage DOUBLE LARIAT! Neither man falls, so they DOUBLE LARIAT again! And again! And again! Cage kicks low, shouts, “Who Betta Than Cage?” But then Hobbs CLOBBERS him! Hobbs even gets Konosuke to back down with a glare. Hobbs brings Cage up to fire forearms, then he tags Davis. Davis & Hobbs double whip and DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE! The fans fire up as Davis stalks Cage to a corner. Davis CHOPS Cage, and CHOPS again! And CHOPS again! Cage sputters but Davis scoops to SLAM Cage down! Then ELBOW DROP! Cover, ONE! Cage stays in this but Davis bumps him off buckles.

Tag to Hobbs and he brings Cage out. Hobbs and Davis reel Cage in, fans chant “AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE! MEAT MEAT MEAT!” but Konosuke makes the save! Konosuke swings, Hobbs dodges, so the elbow DECKS Davis! Hobbs ROCKS Konosuke, Cage ROCKS Hobbs! Cage clinches, Konosuke returns, KNEE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP COMBO! Cage covers, TWO! Cage rains down fists, the ref reprimands, but Cage steps off. Cage drags Hobbs up, bumps him off buckles, and tags Konosuke. The Callis Family stomps a mudhole into Hobbs, but then Hobbs CHOPS Konosuke! Konosuke snarls, and he CHOPS in return!

Konosuke ROCKS Hobbs, climbs up, and he rains down fists! The fans count but then Konosuke BITES Hobbs on the forehead! The ref counts, Konosuke lets off, and Hobbs sputters on the ropes. Konosuke tags to Cage and the Family gets Hobbs up. They DOUBLE SUPLEX Hobbs! Cage covers, TWO! Cage drags Hobbs up but Hobbs fires body shots. Hobbs UPPERCUTS but Cage ROCKS Hobbs! Cage ROCKS Hobbs again, Hobbs fires back, repeat! The fans rally for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Cage gets the edge, then whips, but Hobbs KICKS him away! Cage swings, Hobbs bobs ‘n’ weaves, to then hit an EXPLODER!

The fans fire up while Hobbs crawls, hot tag to Davis! Davis fires hands on Cage, “MEAT! MEAT!” Davis DECKS Cage, then whips him to ropes. Cage reveres but Davis picks him up, BACKDROP! Davis SENTONS but onto knees! Davis writhes, Cage tags Konosuke! POWER- NO, Davis stops the knee! Davis takes a swing but Konosuke ducks that, to BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! High stack, TWO!! Davis survives and Konosuke snarls, but Rampage goes picture in picture.

Konosuke rains down fists on Davis, but lets off as the ref reprimands. Konosuke tags Cage and Cage drags Davis up. Cage ROCKS Davis, whips him into a corner, and Davis hits buckles chest first! Cage RAMS into Davis, and RAMS in again, then CHOPS! Davis staggers but Cage whips him to ropes. Davis reverses, to dosido with Cage, only for Cage to CLOBBER Davis! Cage BOOTS Davis down, covers, but Hobbs breaks it! Cage gets mad and the ref reprimands Hobbs, then Cage soaks up heat from DC. Cage stalks Davis to a corner and fires haymakers! The ref reprimands but Cage DECKS Davis! Cage soaks up more heat while he flexes.

Holiday Bash returns to single picture while Davis crawls. Cage storms over but Davis fires hands! Davis CHOPS, CHOPS, but Cage JUMP KNEES! Cage whips Davis, Davis cartwheels and swings on Cage! Cage blocks, waistlocks, but Davis switches! BIG back suplex! The fans fire up as Davis rises and reaches out! Davis crawls, as does Cage, hot tags to Hobbs and Konosuke! Hobbs LARIATS Konosuke, LARIATS again, then runs up to LARIAT in a corner! Cage runs up but he’s send into Konosuke! Hobbs SANDWEICHES the Family! Hobbs whips, Cage reverses, but Hobbs comes back to CLOBBER him! Hobbs scoops Cage for a POWERSLAM!

The fans fire up but Konosuke runs up! Hobbs scoops him, too! POWERSLAM! Hobbs pumps up and the fans are with him! Hobbs stomps and shakes the ropes, then he goes back for Konosuke. Konosuke rises, Hobbs pops him up, but Konosuke ELBOWS him! Konosuke fires hands, then ROLLING ELBOWS! Hobbs staggers, Konosuke whips him, but Hobbs reverses! SPINEBUSTER! Cover, Davis blocks Cage, but Cage SHOVES Davis onto the cover! Cage then TOSSES Davis out, and he goes back for Hobbs. Hobbs TOSSES Cage! Hobbs grins as he has Konosuke alone. The straps come down, and Hobbs runs up, only for Konosuke to dodge!

Konosuke runs, Cage tags in, and Konosuke BOOTS Hobbs in the corner! Cage runs up to UPPERCUT, GAMANGIRI, and then GERMAN SUPLEX! Hobbs flounders, Cage hauls him up, PUMP HANDLE FACEBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!! Hobbs survives and Cage is furious! Cage tags Konosuke, the Family gets Hobbs up, and they double wrench to double whip. But Hobbs breaks the double lariat and Davis tags in! Hobbs DOUBLE LARIATS Cage & Konosuke! Davis runs up, they STEREO LARIAT! Konosuke BOOTS Davis and Cage waistlocks Hobbs. Konosuke runs but Davis GAMANGIRIS! Cage SUPERKICKS Davis!

Hobbs SNAP POWERSLAMS Cage! ALPHA ELBOW from Konosuke! Davis GERMAN SUPLEXES Konosuke! Cage fireman’s carries Davis, F5!! Cage runs up on Hobbs but Hobbs dodges! Hobbs LARIATS Cage and himself out of the ring! The fans fire up while Davis rises again! Konosuke also stands, and they run up! DOUBLE LARIATS! Davis GAMANGIRIS, Konosuke ends up in the corner! Davis goes side to side, SLIDING FOREARM! The fans roar as Davis hauls Konosuke up! Konosuke fights the lift, dodges Davis, and comes back, DOUBLE LARIATS finally take both men down! But not for long as they both roar to their feet!

Konosuke swings, and he SWATS Davis’ enzigiri! Konosuke then POWER DRIVE KNEES!! And then, RAGING FIRE!! Cover, Callis Family wins!

Winners: Konosuke Takeshita & Brian Cage, by pinfall

The Alpha slam dunks on Dunkzilla, and now he has 8 days to prepare for the Powerhouse! Will Konosuke hold onto his International Championship against Hobbs? Or will taking that title be the perfect payback?

 

Backstage interview with Willow Nightingale.

Renee Paquette is with the Babe with the Power who is in action later tonight. But first, Renee wants to congratulate Willow to making it to the finals of the inaugural International Women’s Cup. She heads off to Tokyo very soon, how is she feeling about it? Willow is very excited. Inaugural WrestleDynasty, one step closer to the inaugural International Women’s Cup winner, and so it is mind boggling after how- Kris Statlander steps in. Kris tells Willow that there is a lot she should say, but for now, she’ll say good luck at the Tokyo Dome. #BornAgainKristen takes Willow by surprise, will Willow win tonight and have momentum going to the New Year?

 

Lio Rush & Action Andretti VS Myles Hawkins & Goldy!

The dysfunction in Top Flight Airlines led to The Bad Child & The Sight to See winning over Darius & Dante Martin, meaning they’re next up to face Private Party. Will this be little more than a tune-up for Lio & Action?

The teams sort out, Lio starts against Myles, but then Lio handspring kicks Goldy off the apron! Myles back suplexes but Lio lands out and then dodges! Myles falls out of the ring, Action handspring kicks him down! Lio DIVES onto Goldy! Action DIVES onto Myles! The fans fire up as Action puts Myles in fast. Lio joins Action and they mug Myles. Myles fights back with forearms and CHOPS! Myle runs, but Lio & Action split the difference. Lio spins Myles for Action to mule kick, knee lift and ROLLING ELBOW! Lio fires fast hands, then DECKS Myles! Goldy springboards but Lio & Action dodge! Lio eggs Goldy on, then he and Action split the difference again!

Action runs up, Goldy dodges, but Lio LARIATS Goldy on the other side! Myles whips Lio but Lio hits RUSH HOUR! Action torture racks Myles for a NECKBREAKER! Lio covers, Lio & Action win!

Winners: Lio Rush & Action Andretti, by pinfall

Fast win for this furious duo, but “Oh my gosh, is that Private Party?” Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy make their way out here and DC fires up! The AEW World Tag Team Champions call for “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Lio & Action get their shot in the near future, but wait! Dante & Darius make their way out here? Private Party looks to the tunnels, but Lio & Action CLOBBER them from behind! Dante, Darius & Leila don’t worry about the champs, they stare Lio & Action down. Lio & Action hold up the belts, then throw them at the Martins. The refs keep this from getting any more physical, but will Lio & Action take those belts from Quen & Zay soon enough?

 

Backstage interview with Harley Cameron.

Renee is now with the “multifaceted” Harley and notes she’s in action against Willow Nightingale tonight. Harley says yes, she IS multifaceted. She wants us to appreciate ALL her facets! Renee says yes, but she has yet to earn a singles win in AEW. Fine, ruin her fun. But then Harley asks if some person off camera is gonna say anything or just stand there. In steps Penelope Ford, and Mrs. Superbad says yes, she was simply observing. But Ford couldn’t help but notice that she and Harley share a lot of similar… facets. Harley asks how much Ford’s cost. Uh, no, not those…

Ford meant that she hasn’t had such a good 2024, either. So from The Bad Girl to the… Harley doesn’t have a good nickname yet. Well, don’t worry about it. Ford will watch Harley’s back and Harley will watch Ford’s. Wait, is something on Harley’s back? No, Harley… Just good luck. FEEL THE WRATH OF HARLEY CAMERON! No, she was being nice to you, Harley. Right, don’t feel the wrath of Harley Cameron. There is nothing on your back, Harley, stop scratching. Wait! W-What? Nothing, sorry. But will Harley be feeling Willow’s wrath instead?

Willow Nightingale VS Harley Cameron!

The bell rings and the fans rally as the two tie up. Harley pushes but Willow digs in her heels to SHOVE Harley down. Harley comes back, she and Willow reset and tie up again. Willow puts Harley in a corner, the ref counts, and Willow lets off. DC duels between Willow and Harley, and Harley wants a Test of Strength. Willow accepts the knuckle locks, but then Harley kicks low! Harley runs, wheelbarrows, but Willow turns that into a BIG back suplex! The fans cheer as Willow runs, DIVING BODY PRESS! Cover, TWO! Willow bumps Harley off buckles, then fires LARIAT after LARIAT! The fans count al the way to TEN!

Willow brings Harley out with a smile, and scoop SLAMS her! Harley flounders, Willow storms up on her for another scoop and SLAM, right as Rampage goes picture in picture.

Willow storms around while Harley staggers up. Willow scoops Harley again, then carries her around to put her in the Tree of Woe! Willow stomps a mudhole in, then lets off to run up! But Harley BOOTS her while upside-down! Harley gets free, ELBOWS Willow, then runs to knee her low! Harley runs with Willow to HOTSHOT BULLDOG! Willow is stuck in ropes, and Harley AX KICKS her! Harley then headscissors Willow to CHOKE her in the ropes! The ref counts, Harley lets go at 4, and Harley soaks up cheers and jeers from DC. Harley stomps Willow, then drags her to the outside. Harley SMACKS Willow off the apron!

Harley paces while Willow flounders, and Harley has her against railing. Harley CHOPS Willow, then brings her around. Willow blocks the bump to SMACK Harley off the apron! Harley turns things around to SMACK Willow off the apron! Harley shoves Willow in, storms up on her, and stands her up for buckle bumps. Harley stomps Willow, digs her boots in, and she thrashes around! The ref counts, Harley lets off at 4, but Willow elbows her in return! Harley RAMS into Willow again and again, but Willow CLUBS Harley! Harley ROCKS Willow, whips her to ropes, and ELBOWS Willow down! Harley soaks up more cheers and jeers while Rampage goes to break.

Holiday Bash returns and Willow CANNONBALLS, but Harley dodges! Willow hits only buckles and she hobbles after Harley. Harley kicks, KNEES, and ENZIGIRIS! Harley roars, runs, and SHINING WIZARDS! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up but Harley grows frustrated. The fans rally while Harley waistlocks, but Willow switches! Harley kicks free to switch back, but Willow ELBOWS Harley back! Willow fireman’s carries, storms around, but Harley pops up! Harley fires down elbows, then victory rolls, TWO! Willow escapes and ROCKS Harley! Fireman’s carry, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO!

Harley survives but Willow roars! The fans fire up as the straps come down! Willow gut wrenches for the BABE WITH THE POWER BOMB!! Cover, Willow wins!

Winner: Willow Nightingale, by pinfall

Willow faced the wrath of Harley Cameron and she prevailed! But then PENELOPE FORD goes after Willow! The fans boo but Ford did say she’d back Harley up. They both beat up on Willow, but here comes Kris! Kris Statlander storms the ring, Harley & Ford run away! Willow is again surprised, but the fans want these two to “Hug It Out! Hug It Out!” Kris says no, she doesn’t feel like it’s the right time. Kris lets Willow have the ring, is this proof that the #BornAgainKristen isn’t just a nickname?

 

Team Triple J speaks backstage.

Standing alongside Jay Lethal, Satnam Singh, as well as Jeff & Karen Jarrett, Sonjay Dutt says, “They’ve asked us to look back and reflect on 2024, and Jeff, guys, what an incredible series of moments we’ve had in 2024.” The group agrees. From Wembley Stadium to Double J being in the Owen Hart Cup, some true career highlights that he will cherish forever. But Jarrett doesn’t like looking in the rearview mirror, he likes to look ahead. Next week, he’s not bringing resolutions, he’s bringing a game plan for 2025! What does the Last Outlaw have in store for himself and the team in the New Year?

 

AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Brody King VS Komander!

While the rest of Gold League stands at 6 points, these two men are struggling to keep up. Will the King of Death join that traffic jam at the front of the block? Or will the Commander of the Skies be a spoiler for Christmas?

The bell rings and we’re on the clock. Brody and Komander circle while the fans bark it up. There are fans who sing “OLE~ OLE OLE OLE~” for Komander as the two tie up. But then Brody picks Komande up with both hands, and puts him on the to rope. Brody pats Komander on the shoulder, and the fans bark more. Komander hops down, not intimidated by Brody’s size. Komander then dodges Brody, DROPKICKS him, but Brody CLOBBERS Komander on the return! Brody eggs Komander on and then scuffs him. Komander gets mad and CHOPS! Brody grins and eggs Komander on. Komander CHOPS, but Brody wants more!

Komander fires up to CHOP, but Brody CHOPS Komander down! The fans fire up and Brody grins. Komander sputters, Brody paces, and Brody drags Komander up. Brody CHOPS Komander again! Brody bumps Komander off buckles, CHOPS again, and Komander flounders away! Brody stalks Komander to the corner, CHOPS him again, and Komander falls over! Brody hauls Komander up, whips him, but Komander goes up and over! Komander ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Brody BACKDROPS Komander! The fans bark while Komander writhes, and Brody drags Komander up. But Komander fires body shots and a CHOP!

Brody KNEES low and Komander drops. Brody CHOPS Komander again! Brody asks, “Are you done?!” Brody whips Komander, but Komander ducks ‘n’ dodges to then springboard, but Brody catches Komander with ease! Brody pops Komander up, but Komander pops free, sunset flip, ONE!! Brody drags Komander up and CLUBS him! Komander wobbles, Brody ROCKS him again! Brody drags Komander off the ropes, suplexes, but Komander slips around! SLEEPER! Big men still have to breathe, but Brody RAMS Komander into the buckles! Brody swings, misses, and that bad hand hits post! Komander fires KICKS on the legs!

Komander bobs ‘n’ weaves, kicks, mule kicks and ENZIGIRIS! Brody wobbles and the fans rally up! Komander knuckle locks, CHOPS, and he goes up and up and jumps around! But Brody breaks the grip and DOUBLE CHOPS Komander to the floor! The fans bark it up and the ref checks Komander while Rampage goes picture in picture.

Brody storms out after Komander, who is somehow still in this. Brody drags Komander up, and he whips Komander hard into railing! Brody revels in the DC dogs barking, and Brody stands Komander up. Brody CHOPS Komander off his feet, then refreshes the ring count. Brody drags Komander up, and whips him hard into railing! So hard, in fact, that Komander goes up and over! Brody hurries to haul Komander back up, and he suplexes Komander to the floor! Komander writhes more while Brody refreshes the count again. Brody goes back to Komander, scuffs him, and brings him back up.

Komander KICKS Brody, CHOPS, but Brody CHOPS him down! Brody revels in the noise from DC while he stands on Komander’s neck! The ref reprimands, Brody steps off and rolls into the ring. Brody again refreshes the count so he can fetch Komander. Brody puts Komander in the ring, covers, TWO! Komander is still in this but Brody is more amused than anything. Brody paces then brings Komander up. Brody CHOPS Komander to a corner, then revels in the noise a bit more. Brody then digs his boot into Komander, but lets off as the ref counts. Brody drags Komander up to CHOP, but Komander CHOPS! Brody CHOPS Komander down!

Brody digs his boots in again, but the ref counts. Brody steps away, then drags Komander to his feet. Brody ROCKS Komander as the Holiday Bash returns to single picture. Brody eggs Komander on, stands him up, and ROCKS him again! Komander flops against ropes but Brody dares him to keep fighting. Komander staggers up, but Brody CHOPS him! Komander is stinging but Brody ROCKS him! Brody whips, Komander ducks ‘n’ dodges to QUEBRADA, but Brody catches him! But Komander slips down into the STANDING BONE LOCK! The fans fire up but Brody powers up! Brody THROWS Komander right off! SENTON FLOPS as Komander moves!

Komander hurries to basement DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Brody and Komander both crawl to ropes! They both stand, Brody runs up, but Komander swings around, CRUCIFIX DRIVER! Brody flops out to the floor! Komander sees that and the fans fire up! Komander builds going side to side, and he goes up and up and CROSSBODIES, but Brody catches him! Brody RAMS Komander into the railing! And then whips him hard into more railing! Brody makes Komander take a seat, then CHOPS him! The fans bark with Brody as he gets space, and Brody runs back in, but Komander ducks! Brody CRASHES into railing!!

Komander has the fans all fired up as he rises! Komander rolls into the ring, the count is climbing, but Brody is rising! So Komander runs corner to corner to go up, up and AWAY!! Direct hit with that escalara cannonball! The fans fire up as Komander rises again! Komander and Brody both head for the ring while fans sing again, “OLE~ OLE OLE OLE~!” Komander has Brody in the drop zone! Komander goes up the corner, but Brody CLUBS him first! Brody has Komander in the Electric Chair Lift, then goes up the corner!? But Komander fights, shifts, and SUPER SUSNET FLIP POWERBOMBS!!

Brody is in the drop zone again and Komander rises! 450 SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Brody survives and Komander cannot believe it! “This is Awesome!” as Komander rises and goes to another corner. Komander tunes up the band, runs corner to corner, but Brody SLAPS him first! Brody runs but Komander dodges, Brody POSTS himself! Komander is on the apron and he runs up, to SHOTGUN Brody to the floor! Brody sputters, Komander climbs the corner, and the fans are thunderous! Komander springboards to ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Another direct hit and Komander feels so close to his first points in the C2!

Komander hurries to get in the ring, but then slides out to start a new ring count. Komander climbs again while Brody rises. Komander watches Brody slide in, then tightrope walks to CIELITO LINDO!! But that was on Brody’s back! Komander pushes Brody but that’s a lot of dead weight to push! Brody sits up but Komander KICKS him! Komander roars, the fans fire up, handspring- TORTURE RACK! Brody flips Komander around, GONZO BOMB!! Cover, Brody wins!!

Winner: Brody King, by pinfall (gains 3 points; Komander earns 0)

If it wasn’t clear before, this was a painful punctuation mark, Komander is mathematically ELIMINATED from the semifinals. However, Komander’s final C2 match is Dynamite’s Miracle on 34th Street against Claudio Castagnoli! Can Komander be the biggest spoiler of this entire tournament? Can Brody prove to everyone in the Gold League that the House Always Wins?


My Thoughts:

A great Rampage here for Holiday Bash, though some clear redundancies from last week’s Winter is Coming edition. We got another group Don Callis Promo, and we barely got anything different from Callis and Kyle. The tag match’s only changes were Cage switching in for Archer, even though Cage is in reality defending his ROH World TV Championship in the Hammerstein Ballroom for Final Battle, and then the Callis Family wins this time so Hobbs and Konosuke can be even going towards Worlds End. Now, Konosuke could very well retain the International Championship at Worlds End because NJPW is totally open to Konosuke Takeshita VS Shingo Takagi being Winner Takes All, AEW International and NEVER Openweight titles on the line together.

Lio & Action of course won their match, but the real purpose was to get a confrontation out of them, Private Party and OG Top Flight, Darius & Dante. Good stuff, and it teases anywhere between a Triple Threat to Lio & Action VS Darius & Dante Round 2. Very good promo from Triple J to set up for something, anything really, for 2025. Fight for the Fallen can even be the start of whatever that plan is as part of the “mother of all streams.” And good stuff with the women’s division tonight. Ford & Harley makes a natural duo now given their names, and Willow and Kris could possibly reunite now that Kris is a Face again. That wouldn’t really make up for the weird fumble in the middle where Tony Khan just wanted Kris to get away from Stokely, but hey, this story itself could be really well done.

And great stuff out of Brody VS Komander, really got the drama going before the end. I mean, we all knew Komander was out of the running before tonight, and was most certainly taking the loss here, but Komander got to really show some grit. And now, five people at 6 points going into the final round, they’re really adding great drama to Gold League. Collision tomorrow and then Dynamite Miracle on 34th Street will be some great stuff, but I still think Ospreay should be one of the semifinalists, the second spot can be whoever they want.

My Score: 8.8/10

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