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Mitchell’s AEW All Out Results & Report! (9/3/23)

Chicago goes All Out again!

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OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Zero Hour – The Overbudget Charity Battle Royal: Hangman Page wins and AEW donates $50,000 to the Chicago Public Education Fund.
  • Zero Hour – Six Woman Tag: Athena, Diamante & Mercedes Martinez w/ Billie Starkz VS Hikaru Shida, Skye Blue & Willow Nightingale; Shida, Skye & Willow win.
  • Zero Hour – AEW World Trios Championships: The Acclaimed & Billy Gunn w/ Dennis Rodman VS Team Triple J; The Acclaimed & Billy wins and retain the title.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships: MJF & Adam Cole VS John Silver & Alex Reynolds; MJF & Cole win and retain the titles.
  • ROH World Television Championship: Samoa Joe VS Shane Taylor; Joe wins and retains the title.
  • AEW TNT Championship: Luchasaurus w/ Christian Cage VS Darby Allin w/ Nick Wayne; Luchasaurus wins and retains the title.
  • “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS Miro; Miro wins.
  • AEW TBS Championship: Kris Statlander VS Ruby Soho w/ Saraya; Kris wins and retains the title.
  • Strap Match: Ricky Starks VS Bryan Danielson; Bryan wins.
  • Eddie Kingston & Katsuyori Shibata VS Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta; Claudio & Yuta win.
  • Kenny Omega VS Konosuke Takeshita w/ Don Callis; Konosuke wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: FTR & The Young Bucks VS Bullet Club Gold; Bullet Club Gold wins.
  • AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy VS Jon Moxley; Moxley wins and becomes the new AEW International Champion.

PLAY BY PLAY

It’s the All Out Zero Hour!

Join Renee Paquette and RJ City in discussing, analyzing and predicting all of tonight’s action in Chicago!

 

Bryan Danielson speaks.

“I was sitting at home, watching Collision. I saw that Ricky ‘The Dragon’ Steamboat was gonna be there. I was so excited, because I love Ricky ‘The Dragon’ Steamboat. I loved him as a fan, and then when I came up as a wrestler, when I was 20 years old, Ricky Steamboat came up, he was the referee for my match, and he told me, ‘Bryan, you’re incredible. Keep it up.'” Steamboat encouraged Bryan, and encouraged and encouraged, and so you can imagine Bryan’s disappointment when he sees Ricky Starks taking a belt and whipping Ricky Steamboat. Bryan was at home recovering, so there was nothing he could do about it.

But then on Wednesday, Starks wanted to challenge Steamboat to a Strap Match. “A 70-plus year old man, to a STRAP MATCH!! You think that’s okay?!” Bryan tells Starks that the last time Bryan was in a Strap Match, it was against someone he loved, and they still beat the SH*T outta each other! Bryan loves Steamboat, but he doesn’t care for Starks. So just imagine what Bryan’s gonna do tonight. The American Dragon heads out, will The Absolute even survive All Out?

 

Backstage interview with The Mogul Embassy.

Lexi Nair is with Brian Cage, Bishop Kaun, Toa Liona & Prince Nana ahead of them entering the Overbudget Charity Battle Royal. Now, the question is, if they win, what charity did they choose? Well, Lexi, as you may know, Prince Nana is one of the most charitable men in all of AEW! Therefore, he will donate all the earnings to the Mogul Embassy Foundation! Great, who benefits from that? “The people.” People? Which people? The people. THEM! They in the money~, they in the money~! Nana sings his way off, so clearly, the 50K is just for them. Will they be splitting the winnings while partying in Chicago? We find out in a matter of moments!

 

The Overbudget Charity Battle Royal!

So on top of The Mogul Embassy, we have Best Friends, Komander, Dalton Castle, Tony Nese, Aussie Open, the remnants of the Jericho Appreciation Society, Action Andretti, Darius Martin, Serpentico, Shawn Spears, Scorpio Sky, and Hangman Page! 50 grand is on the line for a good cause (unless the Embassy wins), who wins big for those in need?

Wait, Tony Nese gets in the ring first and wants us all to wait. Fans boo The Premier Athlete as he says he knows this is supposed to be for charity, but they should look around. “The REAL charity case is all these fat Chicagans, or whatever they call themselves!” Fans tell Nese to STFU but he just says, “Real mature.” But instead of wasting time since Nese knows he could beat ever single one of them, how about they all join in to show the fans how athletic they really are, with GROUP TRAINING~? Yeah, c’mon! Let’s get in the ring together! Well, no one accepts. Nese is sure it gets intimidating looking at him.

So in that case, everyone should just count along as Nese does push-ups. The bell rings after he does like three, and then Best Friends and Top Flight pick Nese up! They TOSS Nese onto Sterling and ELIMINATE him! Well, chances are, Nese would just use that $50K on protein shakes and weight room equipment, so nothing of value was lost. Anyway, everyone else rushes in and the brawl is on! The remnants of JAS hit whoever is near, but Darius & Chuck Taylor mug Parker while Garcia & Hager mug Scorpio. Menard is after Trent, Hangman brawls with Action, but The Perfect Ten, The Peacock and SNAKEMAN hang back. Work smarter, not harder.

Brian Cage & The Embassy surround Castle, they have history. The Boys are ringside so they back Castle up, and another brawl is own! The Embassy get the better of Castle & The Boys, but then Komander takes aim! Komander springboards up and up and SHOOTING STARS all six of them down! And he’s not eliminated cuz he never got in the ring to begin with! Serpentico gets in, but he encounters the former JAS. He says his prayers, and fires off hands on them all! Serpentico reels Hager in, but he can’t lift a man twice his size! Hager hoists Serpentico up, and with help from the others, they put Serpentico on the apron and knock him down to ELIMINATE him!

Castle gets in the ring now and goes after Action. Garcia fires hands on Darius, but Spears gets in to CHOP Menard! And then TOSSES him up and out! Menard holds on, but Spears SUPERKICKS him! Menard stays up but Spears sends Parker into him! Menard almost falls, but he manages to flop into the ring rather than to the floor! Aussie Open works together on Scorpio, Hangman brawls with Hager, but Spears gives Parker an USHIGOROSHI! Hager picks Spears up and RAMS him into a corner! Hager runs in but onlyg ets buckles! Spears CHOPS, then he climbs up! Fans fire up as Spears rains down fists! He goes all the way to nine, but Garica drags him down!

Garcia and Spears glare at each other, and Spears says TEN! Garcia shoves him, and does his dance! Spears says TEN! Garcia dances! TEN! DANCE! TEN! DANCE! It’s a TEN DANCE! But Aussie open mug Spears! Garcia goes after them, they all brawl, Parker stomps Chuck but Scorpio gets Parker’s hair! Spears and Garcia knock Aussie Open down, stare each other down, and they BOTH DANCE! Fans fire up, but Aussie Open rushes in and throws Spears over! Spears stays on the apron, but then Aussie Open SUPERKICK BOOT COMBO! Spears falls, Aussie Open ELIMINATES him! Then they go after Chuck!

Garcia moves on to go after Scorpio but Trent goes after Garcia. Kaun DECKS Darius, Cage puts Komander in a corner, Liona is standing on Parker! Cage puts Komander on the apron, but Komander GAMANGIRIS back! Komander goes up top, leaps back in, but Cage catches the crossbody! Cage uses Komander to do bicep curls, pops him up to a fireman’s carry, but Komander slips free! Komander KICKS Cage, but Liona storms up! Komander mule kicks Lona, mule kicks Kaun, and ENZIGURIS Kaun! Then ENZIGURIS Liona! But Cage SUPERKICKS Komander down! The Gates drag Komander up, and coordinate with Cage, ROCK-A-BYE BOMB!!

The Gates haul Komander up and TOSS Komander out to ELIMINATE him! Nana says that’s what you gets! The Gates braw with Aussie Open now! Hangman fights off Hager in a corner while Parker and Castle are on the apron. Parker BOOTS Castle, Castle holds onto ropes, but Parker BITES Castle’s fingers! Castle falls back, but The Boys catch him! Fans cheer as The Boys get Castle to the apron! Castle DECKS Parker, The Boys catch Parker! Parker says put him back up! No, not that way! They’re going to the ramp! Parker says to put him down, so The Boys just set Parker on his feet. Castle (and The Boys) ELIMINATE Parker!

Fans cheer as Castle ELBOWS Cage! And ROCKS Liona! And DECKS Kaun! But Cage DISCUS LARIATS Castle down to the floor and ELIMINATES him! Fans boo but The Embassy stands together. Hager fights off Top Flight, but they dodge the double clotheslines to kick his legs out! They KICK and KICK and DOUBLE BUZZSAW! Hager falls over! Liona & Kaun stomp Mark Davis, Menard fights off Action but Darius kicks him low! Action goes up to DOUBLE STOMP Menard! Garcia shoves Darius into Action then BOOTS Darius down! Davis fights back against The Gates! Garcia & Menard TOSS Darius and ELIMINATE him!

Fans are torn as Garcia does his dance at hyperspeed to soak up the heat! Cage reels Chuck in but Chuck wrenches out to SOLE FOOD! Trent ROCKS Cage, and the Best Friends DOUBLE CHOKE SLAM! And then they HUG! You GOT to give the people what they want! But The Gates attack! Liona goes after Trent, Kaun is after Chuck! Chuck puts Kaun on the apron and ROCKS him! Kaun holds on, Liona dumps Chuck out to ELIMINATE him! Trent jumps on Liona for a SLEEPER! Menard climbs up on Scorpio Sky to rain down fists! Liona thrashes, Kaun drags Trent over the top to join him!

Kaun throws forearms, but Hangman triangle jump LARIATS Kaun down to ELIMINATE him! That’s one Embassy member down! Scorpio fights back against Menard, dumps him out then DECKS him! Menard hits the floor, Scorpio ELIMINATES him! Action CLUBS away on Cage, Hager hoists Scorpio up! Scorpio fights up and over to DUMP and ELIMINATE Hager!! The former JAS is now down to just Garcia! Action GAMANGIRS Cage while Aussie Open FOREARM SANDWICH Hangman! They then hoist Hangman up, but Trent makes the save! Trent dodges Davis, ROLLING ELBOWS Fletcher, and he blocks Davis’ kick!

Trent hands the foot to Hangman so he can ENZIGURI Davis! Hangman GERMAN SUPLEXES Davis, and the two work together to DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE Davis up and out to ELIMINATE him! Garcia shoves Hangman aside to whip Scorpio but Scorpio blocks being thrown out. Scorpio ROCKS Garcia while Hangman and Trent try to figure out if they’re working together or not. Scorpio dodges Garcia, fireman’s carries, but Garcia slips free! Garcia whips, Scorpio reverses and TOSSES Garcia out to ELIMINATE him! No more former JAS! Liona TOSSES Scorpio, he holds on and RAMS into Liona!

Garcia gets up in a huff, but he just dances himself off up the ramp! Scorpio tries to drag Liona out but Liona drags Scorpio back in to feed to Cage’s DISCUS LARIAT! The Embassy then haul Scorpio up and TOSS him to ELIMINATE him! We’re down to our final six of Cage, Liona, Trent, Hangman, Action & Fletcher. But we know the Embassy is sticking together, so this is more like 4v2! Or is it 3v3? Is Fletcher going to join The Embassy on this one? Nana is talking trash but Trent tells him to shut up! Fans fire up and chant for “COWBOY SH*T!” The brawl is on! Liona and Trent, Action and Fletcher, Page and Cage!

Action gets the edge on the Aussie Arrow, The Cowboy RAMS The Machine into the corner, but Liona has #JustTrent in a corner! Liona roars and runs in, but only gets buckles! Trent then hits a TORNADO DDT! Cage turns things around on Hangman to fire off forearms! Fletcher fires forearms on Action! Action SOBATS, KICKS, and whips! Fletcher reverses, Action springboards but into a HALF ‘N’ HALF! Action lands on his feet! Fletcher ducks one kick but not the ENZIGURI! Action goes to springboard but Fletcher shoves him over! Action holds on but Fletcher runs to DROPKICK Action down and ELIMINATE him!

But then Trent dumps Fletcher over! Fletcher holds on, Trent drags him up for a HEAT- NO, Fletcher fights out of the draping piledriver! Fletcher drags Trent over to join him on the apron! Fletcher CLUBS away on Trent, but Trent gets under to APRON HALF ‘N’ HALF!! Fletcher falls over, Trent ELIMINATES him!! No more Aussie Open, so that $50K isn’t going to The United Empire. But now The Embassy has Trent! They mug him, DOUBLE LARIAT SANDWICH! And then back suplex onto Liona’s knees! Cage hauls Trent up and Liona runs in, to POUNCE Hangman!! Cage F5s Trent outta the ring to ELIMINATE him!!

Fans boo because now it is 2v1, Mogul Embassy against Hangman! Nana is salivating, he already feels that 50K is theirs! But fans are thunderous behind Hangman and he fires off forearms on Cage & Liona! But he still gets mugged! Cage reels Hangman in, writes him off, and POWER- RANA!! Both Cage and Hangman are on the apron! Liona runs in, Hangman BOOTS him! BUCKSHOT for Liona!! Fans fire up, Hangman clotheslines Liona up and out to ELIMINATE him! Now it’s just Page and Cage! Cage runs in, Page dodges, but Cage blocks a boot to KNEE! ROLLING NECKBREAKER!

Fans boo as The Machine says it’s done! Cage whips, Page goes up and out, but Page holds on! Page skins the cat, to headscissor Cage to the apron! They brawl on the edge! Hangman BOOTS but Cage SUPERKICKS! Cage reels Hangman in but Hangman fights! APRON DEADEYE!! Cage falls, Page wins!!

Winner: Hangman Page ($50,000 to be donated to his charity of choice)

The Cowboy wins big and fans are loving it! But who will Hangman help with this big money?

 

Zero Hour – Six Woman Tag: Athena, Diamante & Mercedes Martinez w/ Billie Starkz VS Hikaru Shida, Skye Blue & Willow Nightingale!

The ROH Women’s World Champion joins forces with The Cuban Diamond & The OG Badass, taking on the Shining Samurai, the Chicago hometown hero, and the Babe with the Power! Skye & Willow got a big win just a couple nights ago, will they help Shida get an even bigger win here? Or will they be eclipsed by the Fallen Goddess and her badass backup?

The teams sort out and Athena steps up as the one champion in this match. She strikes a fighting pose, but then she just throws Diamante into Skye! The brawl is on as Athena bails out, leaving Diamante & Martinez to get beat down 3v2! Shida whips Martinez but Martinez bails out! Athena argues with Diamante & Martinez, but Skye goes up top to SUPER CROSSBODY! Down go the bad girls! Fans fire up and Skye puts Diamante in for Shida! Shida puts Diamante in a corner, and climbs up to rain down fists! Fans fire up and count along, and Shida goes to TEN! Shida then kicks Diamante out, leaps, MISSILE DROPKICK!

Fans fire up and Shida tags in Skye! Fans cheer, Skye stalks Diamante then mule kicks! Skye CLUBS Diamante, Diamante blocks the superkick but not the BASEMENT ROUNDHOUSE! Diamante flounders to ropes, Skye runs in to SHINING WIZARD! Martinez gets a cheap shot in! Diamante wrenches Skye, dragon sleeper, CROSS RHODES! Cover, TWO! Willow is also there but she backs off as the ref reprimands. Diamante drags Skye away to tag in Martinez. They mug Skye, then gut wrench GUT BUSTER, to a ROLLING NECKBREAKER! Martinez covers, TWO! Martinez stalks Skye to ropes and bumps her off buckles.

Martinez stomps Skye but fans rally up. Martinez taunts Willow and Shida, allowing Athena and Diamante to CHOKE Skye! Fans boo but Martinez tags Diamante in. They throw Skye down, then SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Skye crawls but Diamante keeps her from the others. Diamante runs Skye to bump her off Athena’s boot! Diamante stomps a mudhole, lets off as the ref counts, and Diamante drags Skye up. Skye JAWBREAKERS back! Skye fires forearms, runs, but Diamante LARIATS! Diamante flexes, fans boo, but Diamante drags Skye up. Diamante bumps Skye off buckles and tags Martinez in.

Martinez CHOPS Skye, stalks her along ropes, but Athena tags herself in! Athena stomps and fires off forearms on Skye! The ref counts, Athena tells him to shut up! Athena drags Skye up, SLAPS Skye, and eggs her on! Skye SLAPS back! Fans fire up and Skye CLUBS away on Athena! Athena shoves Skye, Skye runs back in but Athena fireman’s carries! POP-UP BOMB!! High stack, TWO!! Skye survives but Athena says SHE is the champ! Athena tells Diamante & Martinez that they both suck! But Skye tags in Willow! Athena talks trash but turns around to see Willow! She hurries for her corner but Diamante & Martinez hop down!

Athena runs in but Willow LARIATS! And LARIATS! And LARIATS! Willow runs in to back body block! Willow BOOTS Athena down! Fans fire up with Willow and she drags Athena up to fireman’s carry. Athena fights free to shove Willow into buckles! Athena tags Diamante and she runs in to wrench Willow to a SLICED BREAD! But Shida runs in to FALCON ARROW! Martinez BOOTS Shida down! Skye SUPERKICKS Martinez down! Fans fire up and Skye hurries up top! Billie distracts Skye and Martinez CLUBS Skye! Martinez climbs up to CLUB away on Skye! Martinez then hooks her legs in, to SPIDER GERMAN SUPLEX!!

But Willow returns to run in and CANNONBALL Martinez while she’s upside-down! But Athena is up top, THE O-FACE!! Athena cheers herself, but Shida storms up on Athena! These two haven’t met and fans are all fired up! Athena shoves Shida, Shida shoves back. They brawl with forearms back and forth! Fans fire up, Athena ROCKS Shida but Shida swings, only for Athena to spin her around and SOBAT! Athena KICKS, swings, but Shida blocks to DECK Athena! Athena gets up, gets in Shida’s face, and they both run, only for Skye and Diamante to trip and drag each of them out! Athena glares at Skye, Skye eggs Athena on!

Athena storms up, into a POUNCE from Willow!! PERIOD! Athena ends up hitting railing! Fans fire up with Willow but Diamante CLUBS Willow! Willow hits back, puts Diamante in the ring, but Martinez runs up to CLUB Willow! Martinez whips, Willow reverses, and now Martinez hits railing! Diamante attacks Willow, has her on ropes, and then whips. Willow reverses to fireman’s carry, and tag to Skye! SUPERKICK into the DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!! Skye hurries to add on, CODE BLUE!! Cover, Skye’s team wins!

Winner: Hikaru Shida, Skye Blue & Willow Nightingale, by pinfall

Another big win for Chicago’s own! Is Skye on her way to fighting for some gold in AEW? Will Shida and Athena soon meet again for their own epic battle?

 

Jose The Assistant brings Dralistico y Preston Vance to Rush.

They’re all cleaned up from the fight for their lives, and Rush seems them for himself. “This is what I’m talking about. THIS is what I’m talking about! I chose you, but I needed to push you to the limit so we could be the LFI of violence that I wanted, that I needed! Everyone knows main eventers, and so-called ‘big name stars’ mean nothing to me.” LFI is here to stay, so now is their time to leave a mark! He wanted badasses with attitude like that. Their time is now, and now they bring the violence! Now, they dominate. Now, they take the titles! Now LFI takes over AEW! Dralistico, Vance, and even Jose are ready. “No pasa nada perros!”

 

Zero Hour – AEW World Trios Championships: The Acclaimed & Billy Gunn w/ Dennis Rodman VS Team Triple J!

Max Caster, Anthony Bowens & Daddy Ass just defended these belts last night after just winning them at All In. So will the “House of Ass” make it through their first week as a thing? Or will those “carnies” who gave The Acclaimed such grief when they were AEW World Tag Team Champions do it all over again here tonight?

Sonjay Dutt helps give an NBA style introduction for the “starting line-up.” The One in a Billion, Satnam Singh! The former ROH World Champion, Jay Lethal! The Last Outlaw, accompanied by “Miss Chicago 2024,” Karen Jarrett, it is THE Jeff Jarrett! But here comes Platinum Max with a diss track! “Platinum on the mic, I’m a squad killa! It’s Acclaimed in Chicago with Rodzilla! Jeff, I know it’s gotta burn! Ya wife’s right next to you, but she’s checkin’ out The Worm! We kill y’all soon. The Acclaimed tight like Dennis & Kim Jong Un! Ey yo we bad as we wanna be! We ’bout to beat down the 2023 Oddities!”

Bowens takes the mic to shout once more, “CHIIICAAAAGOOOOOO~! The Acclaimed have arrived! SCISSOR ME, DADDY ASS~!” And he does~! But wait, Billy says there’s a problem already. See, Daddy Ass has his OWN referee! You ain’t it, Bryce. Karen will like this. Come on down, Aubrey! Fans cheer as Aubrey tags in and Karen has a fit! But then things really get wild as Triple J rushes The Acclaimed! Aubrey has the bell ring, Satnam and Billy brawl while Jeff has Bowens and Lethal has Caster! Satnam and Billy go outside, Lethal whips but Bowens KICKS him back! Jeff bumps Caster off buckles and stomps him down!

Bowens fires off fast hands on Lethal but Satnam sends Billy into barriers! Bowens DECKS Lethal right outta the ring! Jarrett CLOBBERS Bowens but Caster JABS, JABS, JABS, “SUCK IT!” and BACKHAND! Bowens gets up, Caster brings Jarrett around, SCISSOR ME TIMBERS for the Last Outlaw! Fans fire up and Bowens says they should give the people a strut! The Acclaimed mock Jarrett’s strut, then scissor finger~! Caster brings Jarrett up, whips, but Jarrett reverses and Lethal gets a cheap shot in! Caster DECKS Lethal but Satnam DECKS Caster! Jarrett CHOKES Caster on the ropes, Aubrey backs him off, but misses Karen CLAWING Caster!

Jarrett runs to STRADDLE ATTACK Caster! Karen applauds Jarrett’s strut, but fans boo. Jarrett tags Lethal, they whip caster to kick low and SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Lethal soaks up the heat, then he drags Caster up to bump him off buckles. Lethal CHOPS, stomps, and then stomps some more. Lethal gets all fired up but the fans rally for Caster. Lethal drags Caster up, throws hands, and tags in Jarrett. They double whip Caster but he reverses to send Lethal away. Lethal slides out, Jarrett RUSSIAN LEG SWEEPS Caster! Jarrett DECKS Billy, whips Caster, but Caster reverses to then get Jarrett in a SLEEPER!

Jarrett goes around and around, and hits a BIG back suplex on Caster! Fans rally while both men are down! Caster and Jarrett crawl, hot tags to Lethal and Bowens! Bowens rallies on Lethal, DROPKICKS Satnam, then dodges Lethal to fire off forearms and CHOPS! Lethal gets around, Bowens switches, FIVE TOOL STRIKE FEST! “EVERYONE Loves The Acclaimed!” Bowens starts up more kicks, runs, but Karen trips him up! Fans boo but then Lethal ROCKS Bowens! Lethal scoops but Bowens slips free to dodge and hot tag Billy Gunn! Daddy Ass rallies with big haymakers for all! Satnam gets in but Billy tells him “SUCK IT!”

Billy ROCKS Satnam, runs, but Satnam BOOTS him down! Bowens runs in but into a ONE IN A BILLION CHOKE SLAM!! Sonjay creeps up to distract the ref, and Karen crawls in with a guitar! But Aubrey turns around to see her! Karen apologizes but Sonjay distracts again! Satnam creeps up on Billy while Aubrey is now busy with Sonjay AND Karen! But Billy slips out of the slam to LOW BLOW Satnam!! Aubrey shoves Karen down and kicks her out of the ring, literally! Rodman gets in!? He has the guitar!! Fans are thunderous as Rodman gives Satnam a SMASH HIT! Aubrey sees the aftermath and is rather surprised.

Lethal runs in, handsprings, but Billy catches him! Ripcord, kick low, “SUCK IT!” FAMOUSER!! Bowens hits THE ARRIVAL! Caster goes up, Billy tags him in, MIC DROP!! Cover, The Acclaimed win!

Winners: The Acclaimed & Billy Gunn, by pinfall (still AEW World Trios Champions)

Rodman celebrates with The Acclaimed, with SCISSOR FINGERS! The first and perhaps most chaotic week for The “House of Ass” is over, how long will they reign over AEW?

 

ROH World Tag Team Championships: MJF & Adam Cole VS John Silver & Alex Reynolds!

Speaking of a first week as champions, the brochachos only just won these titles at All In last week in the Zero Hour! And to make things a bit wilder, their first defense is against some old… “friends?” Will MJF & Cole prove they’re still Better Than You Baybay? Or will the new edge The Dark Order has found bring them back to former glory?

The introductions are made, the ROH belts are raised, and we see who is truly ready to go All Out!

The teams sort out and Silver starts against Cole. The fans rally and the two tie up. Cole hits a headlock takeover, Silver headscissors but Cole kips free. Silver hits a headlock takeover, Cole headscissors but Silver kips free. The two stand off and fans rally for “DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!” already. Well, it is on the back of the new Better Than You Baybay shirts… Cole offers a handshake, Silver shrugs and steps forward, only to kick Cole low! Silver mocks Cole’s boom with “BUDGE!” Silver runs, but Cole drops, then hurdles, then runs, and things speed up. Cole BOOTS Silver down! Fans fire up and Cole looks to MJF. “DOUBLE! CLOTHESLINE!”

Tag to MJF and Cole gets Silver up. They double whip, Reynolds makes the save! Reynolds & Uno get Silver out of the ring, Uno shakes his head, and Silver slides back in to tag Reynolds. Fans want a “KANGAROO KICK!” but MJF wants everyone to hold on. Reynolds had a hand in training MJF, so let’s have some “SPORTS-MAN-SHIP!” Fans join along, MJF offers a handshake, but Reynolds says he knows MJF. They shake hands, and then MJF pokes Reynolds in the eye! Fans cheer MJF’s cheeky grin, and he brings Reynolds up to headlock. Reynolds powers out, MJF ducks ‘n’ dodges, then stops to strut all over Reynolds!

Fans cheer MJF’s swivel and then things speed up again. MJF trips Reynolds, and he calls for the Kangaroo Kick! Cole isn’t so sure, but MJF aims. Silver gets in to CLUB MJF! MJF DECKS Silver, but Reynolds runs in. MJF shoves him away then runs him over! But then MJF clutches his neck, one week was not enough time to recover from the damage Cole did at All In! Fans rally while MJF bails out and Cole checks MJF. Cole coaches MJF through it, fans rally up again, but Silver CLOBBERS Cole! MJF is pissed but now Uno gets in MJF’s face. The ref backs Uno down, but this is so Reynolds can JAM MJF with a chair, to the neck!

Fans boo but MJF goes down in a heap! Reynolds taunts MJF, the ref has him back off, and now the ref is calling Doc Sampson over. Doc and the other medics are checking MJF and Cole is worried, as are the fans. The Dark Order just soak up all the heat while relaxing in the ring. Cole hopes MJF is okay as the medics help him sit up. The medics help MJF stand, is MJF now ruled out of this match? They’re heading to the back, this is now 2v1! Cole seethes, he storms into the ring, and he fights The Dark Order on his own! Cole runs, but into a FLAPJACK UPPERCUT! Cover, TWO! Reynolds drags Cole over, tags Silver, and Silver stomps him!

Fans chant “SINGLE CLOTHESLINE!” cuz that’s all Cole could do on his own, but Silver whips Cole to ropes. Silver LARIATS Cole, there’s a single clothesline! Silver mocks the fans with it, and then shouts “YOU SUCK! New York’s better!” Cover, TWO! Cole goes to the apron, Silver runs up and BLASTS him down! Cole rises, Silver builds speed and DIVES into a PELE! Reynolds hurries over, Cole avoids the Penalty Kick! Reynolds leaps, into a SUPERKICK! Fans fire up as Cole hurries in and aims at Silver! PANAMA- NO, Silver dumps Cole over, so Cole just sunset flips! TWO, and Cole backslides! Silver rolls through to KICK, KICK and SUPERKICK!

Silver deadlift BRAINBUSTERS! Cover, TWO!! Cole is still in this for him and MJF, Reynolds tags in and he looms over Cole. Reynolds stands on Cole’s face, drags him back up, but Cole throws body shots. Reynolds ROCKS Cole, then runs up at the ropes, to SNAPBACK with the ropes! Cover, TWO! Reynolds drags Cole up to TOSS him out! Reynolds distracts the ref so Uno can get his shots in! Fans boo but Uno POSTS Cole before the ref realizes anything’s up! Silver grins and shrugs, Reynolds goes out and he drags Cole into the ring. Silver tags in, he whips Reynolds in but Cole elbows back! And BOOTS Silver!

Cole TOSSES Reynolds out, dodges Silver but Silver reels him in! But Cole suplexes, GHOSTBUSTER! Both men are down, no one is there to tag in either corner! Uno mocks Cole by pretending to be MJF, and then he just flips Cole off! Cole scowls, turns around, but Silver tags Reynolds! WOMBO COMB!! Jackknife bridge, TWO!!! Cole survives and the Dark Order is furious! Fans fire up but Reynolds mocks Cole and MJF. He and Silver shout, “DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!” Tag back to Silver and they get Cole up. They give Cole kisses on the cheeks like when Cole was Elite, and they double whip, to DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Cover, TWO?!?

Fans fire up but The Dark Order can’t believe it! Cole survives but Uno distracts the ref. Reynolds grabs a tag title belt! Silver sends Cole in, but Cole BOOTS Reynolds! And SUPERKICKS Silver! Both men are down and fans fire up again! Uno shouts for Reynolds to get up, Cole crawls for his corner, but there’s no- WAIT! MJF is back!! MJF doesn’t care what the refs say, he won’t let Cole fight this fight alone! Cole hurries over, Silver finds Reynolds, hot tags to Reynolds and MJF! MJF rallies on The Dark Order with ELBOWS and FOREARMS! Scoop SLAM for Silver! Scoop SLAM for Reynolds!

MJF sees Reynolds & Silver on either side of him, to DOUBLE EYE POKE! And then a MEETING OF THE MINDS! Fans fire up and MJF powers through the pain! MJF dribbles Silver off buckles! Fans count all the way to TEN! MJF storms over, to climb up on Reynolds and rain down fists! Fans count all the way to nine… MJF BITES Reynolds for ten! The ref reprimands, Silver runs in but MJF sends him into Reynolds! Silver falls back, Reynolds wobbles and staggers, steadies himself, but MJF just throws him down into Silver’s meat! Fans are thunderous as MJF strikes the stance! Cole says do it! The Dark Order stagger up, into a KANGAROO KICK!!

MJF KIPS UP! He shakes the ropes, the fans are electric with MJF! MJF then looks to Cole, fans want to see it, and the brochachos shout, “DOUBLE!” NO, Uno gets up to shout at them both! Cole SUPERKICKS Uno down! “DOUBLE! CLOTHESLINE!” Tag to Cole, they get Reynolds up and double whip, to DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!! Cole covers, MJF & Cole win!!

Winners: MJF & Adam Cole, by pinfall (still ROH World Tag Team Champions)

Dark Order just learned, they ARE Better Than You Baybay! But MJF’s neck is still all kinds of bad, did he win this battle to only lose time in the ring? Cole sticks close to his friend as the medics help get MJF back out. Cole carries the belts for them both and gets the fans rallying behind MJF. MJF insists he can walk on his own, and he goes up the ramp. But here comes Samoa Joe! The One True King of Wrestling Television is not waiting for them to get out of his way, he even gives MJF a shove for old time’s sake. Cole has MJF keep his cool, he is in NO shape to fight anyone, let alone Samoa Freakin’ Joe.

BUT MJF RUSHES IN!! He attacks Joe! They brawl and fans go nuts! Joe SHOVES MJF down, but MJF TACKLES Joe! Joe has a GUILLOTINE!! Security rushes in to force Joe to stop! Joe pushed MJF’s buttons but he isn’t afraid of the so-called devil MJF has become. Fans want to “LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!” but no, Cole even talks MJF down and they leave. MJF holds up his ROH World Tag title and AEW World title, but Joe literally brushes himself off. Shane Taylor now makes his entrance, will he finish the fight MJF just started?

ROH World Television Championship: Samoa Joe VS Shane Taylor!

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see whose legacy in ROH is sacrificed to the other’s!

The bell rings and the two circle. Joe fires off on Shane with JABS and CHOPS! Shane doesn’t flinch, Joe runs, and Shane runs him over! Fans fire up with Shane and he eggs Joe on. Shane JABS, JABS, JABS and JABS in the corner, then ROCKS Joe! But Joe CHOPS back! And JABS! JABS! Runs, but Shane LARIATS Joe down! Joe bails out and fans fire up! Shane storms around, goes to the ropes but Joe drags him out! Joe CHOPS Shane, CLUBS him, and SMACKS him off railing! Shane CHOPS back! And CHOPS again! Joe CHOPS back! Shane staggers away, Joe storms up but Shane JABS! And JABS! And JABS!

Shane ROCKS Joe, and Joe staggers away into the ring. Shane hurries in after Joe, brings Joe up but Joe JABS! JABS! JABS! Shane bobs ‘n’ weaves and HEADBUTTS! Then URENAGES! Fans fire up, Shane runs, and SPLASHES! Cover, ONE!! Joe is tough but Shane isn’t deterred. Shane taunts Joe, “Who’s standing over who now?” Shane ROCKS Joe, JABS him again, then whips. Joe reverses to ENZIGURI! Shane flops out of the ring and staggers up, but Joe DIVES! Fans fire up for that tank sized tope and Joe looms over Shane now. Joe stalks Shane, JABS him again, then UPPERCUTS! Joe puts Shane in the ring at 7 of 10.

Shane staggers up, he ROCKS Joe right back! Shane runs, but Joe storms up to atomic drop! Joe runs to BOOT Shane down! And SENTON! Cover, ONE!! Shane shows his own toughness and fans fire up! Joe almost smirks as he storms up on Shane. Joe throws palm strikes, whips but Shane reverses Joe dodges a lariat but not the SOUTHPAW! Cover, TWO! Shane snarls as Joe goes to the apron. Shane eggs Joe on, brings him up, but Joe is too much to suplex! Joe HOTSHOTS Shane, and has a SLEEPER in the ropes! Shane drags Joe in and onto the ropes! LONDON TOWER!! Shane drags Joe to a drop zone, and goes up top! FLYING SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!!

Fans fire up and Shane is shocked! Joe is still in this but Shane ROCKS him! Joe wobbles, Shane JABS! Shane LARIATS! Joe stays up, so Shane CLUBS him on the back! Shane runs, but Joe LARIATS back! Shane falls over in a heap and tries to shake the stars out. Fans rally up, Joe rises, and Joe ROCKS Shane! Shane ROCKS Joe! They go back and forth with forearms! Joe fires off boxing elbows, but Shane ducks the backhand to ROCK Joe! Shane JABS, JABS, JABS, fires off fast hands, and he backs Joe down! Joe ROCKS Shane right back! Joe knees low, throws more and more and more knees, and fans fire up!

Joe reels Shane in, COQUINA CLUTCH!! Shane flails, claws at the hold, but TAPS! Joe wins!!

Winner: Samoa Joe, by submission (still ROH World Television Champion)

Shane is a bad man, but Joe is the baddest man! With less than 60 days left, will nothing stop The King of Wrestling Television from setting a brand new reign record?

 

AEW TNT Championship: Luchasaurus w/ Christian Cage VS Darby Allin w/ Nick Wayne!

Captain Charisma’s Right Hand of Destruction is the actual champion, which is why he is the one in this match defending the title. But when Luchasaurus wins, Christian Cage wins, so will Christian make sure his- their title stays right here? Or will the Relentless Icon become a THREE-TIME TNT Champion?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is truly the Face of TNT!

The bell rings and Darby rushes in! Luchasaurus catches him, throws him aside, but Darby dumps Luchasaurus out! Luchasaurus gets up, grabs Darby by the neck, but Darby breaks free and HOTSHOTS Luchasaurus! Luchasaurus hops down, then Darby jumps to STOMP Luchasaurus’ hand! Darby hops on for a SLEEPER! Darby CLUBS away on Luchasaurus, then RAMS Luchasaurus into the apron! Darby gets space, runs in again, but Luchasaurus catches him again! To TOSS him into railing! Christian says that’s right, but the ref reprimands. Luchasaurus glares at Nick while Nick coaches Darby up. Darby crawls, Luchasaurus stalks him, and then reels Darby in!

Luchasaurus wheelbarrows Darby to SWING him into steel steps! Christian says they’re not done. “Punish him and finish him, right now! Maim him!” Luchasaurus nods, backs Nick down, then RAMS Darby into the steps! Darby sputters, Nick coaches him on, but Luchasaurus BOOTS Darby into the steps! Luchasaurus refreshes the ring count to then stalk Darby. Luchasaurus moves the steel steps around, turns them over, and Darby is bleeding from the forehead! Luchasaurus only makes it worse with SNAKE EYES off the steps! Then Luchasaurus pushes the steps over, to press down onto Darby’s back!

Darby writhes and shouts in pain, his back still not 100% after All In’s tag team casket match! Christian shouts at Darby, “How does it feel!?” Luchasaurus steps onto the steel steps to crush Darby more! Luchasaurus steps off to the apron but Nick backs Christian off! Fans rally for Darby, Nick gets the steps off him, and Darby crawls. Darby has a face half covered in paint and half covered in his own blood! But Darby makes it up and in before the ring count hits ten! So Luchasaurus scoops him and SIDEWALK SLAMS! Cover, TWO!! Darby is still in this but Luchasaurus looms over him. Luchasaurus puts Darby in a corner and smears that blood on his hand.

Luchasaurus CHOPS Darby! Luchasaurus paints Darby with his own blood! Luchasaurus whips corner to corner hard and Darby slumps down in the corner! Luchasaurus CLAWS at Darby’s face, but the ref counts. Luchasaurus lets off, stands Darby up, and he swings. Darby dodges the chop! Darby runs in, into a HEADBUTT! Luchasaurus storms around, clamps on the choke grip, and he drags Darby up to his feet. JURASSIC- NO, Darby flips through, slips around, O’Conner- NO, Luchasaurus holds ropes! Darby tries again, manages the O’Conner Roll, TWO! Darby springboards to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO!

Darby flounders to a corner, snarling and seething! Darby climbs the corner, aims and CROSS- NO, Darby just bounces off Luchasaurus! Christian shouts for more, and Luchasaurus BOOTS Darby into a corner! Luchasaurus then drags Darby up by his rib tape and rips the rib tape away! Fans boo but Luchasaurus stalks Darby to ropes. Luchasaurus CHOKES Darby with his own bandages! The ref reprimands, Luchasaurus CLUBS Darby at 4! Darby slumps to the floor, Luchasaurus goes to the apron, and Luchasaurus drags Darby back up. But Darby uses the bandage to TRIP Luchasaurus!

Luchasaurus staggers around, Darby hurries to POST him! And then he makes him take a seat with the chair, and fires off hands! Nick cheers, the fans are with Darby, and Darby goes up! Christian shouts at Luchasaurus to get up, but Darby SUPER SWANTONS Luchasaurus out of the chair!! Fans are thunderous but did Darby do double-edged damage? Christian shouts at Luchasaurus but Darby brings him up. Luchasaurus shoves Darby away and gets in the ring. Christian coaches his monster up but Darby runs in, ducks ‘n’ dodges, tilt-o-whirl, but Luchasaurus has a TORTURE RACK! Darby endures, and turns that into a CRUCIFIX DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!!

Luchasaurus survives, that was the closest Darby’s gotten all match! Fans rally up, the standing count climbs, but Darby has a wild look as he drags Luchasaurus up. Darby runs, COFFIN- NO, Luchasaurus catches him to a waistlock! Darby grabs ropes to fight the suplex! Luchasaurus CLUBS the arms down, then GERMAN SUPLEXES!! Darby almost lands on his head!! Nick is freaking out and Christian says to BREAK Darby’s back! Luchasaurus storms over to Darby, drags him up, but Darby is dead weight. Luchasaurus still hoists Darby up to the TORTURE RACK! Darby endures, Christian offers Nick the towel.

Nick tells him to shut up, he’s not doing that! Christian says he better, but Nick throws off his jacket! Fans fire up as Nick tells Christian that he can shove it! Luchasaurus is moderately distracted, and Darby flips free of the rack to YANK Luchasaurus into ropes! Luchasaurus falls, Darby DIVES to take out Christian! Fans are thunderous again and Nick is all fired up! Darby hurries back up the corner, but Luchasaurus grabs him first! Luchasaurus climbs up, but Darby BITES his hand!! Luchasaurus lets go, Darby SMACKS Luchasaurus off buckles! SUPER CODE RED!!! Cover, TWO?!?!? HOW?!?! Fans can’t believe it!!

Nick coaches Darby, he’s so close now! Darby drags himself back to the corner, drags himself back up the corner, and Luchasaurus is still down. But Christian SMACKS Nick with a chair!! Oh no, he has another chair! Christian threatens a Con-Chair-To! Darby is torn between Luchasaurus or his protégé! Luchasaurus trips him up before he can decide! Deadlift out of the Tree of Woe, TOMBSTONE!! But Luchasaurus holds on, gets Darby up, ANOTHER TOMBSTONE!! And then a TOSS into the corner!! Darby staggers, into the BLINDSIDE LARIAT!! Cover, Luchasaurus wins!!

Winner: Luchasaurus, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)

And of course, Christian celebrates by holding up the belt. Then he drags Nick up to toss him into the ring! Christian isn’t going to stop at beating Darby, he sets Darby up with the chairs now! Luchasaurus makes Nick watch! But wait! Shawn Spears, The Infantry, and many other wrestlers rush out here! They get Christian & Luchasaurus get outta here! Christian leaves it at this, since he and Luchasaurus still have the title. But will anyone ever stop Captain Charisma & his Right Hand of Destruction? As for Darby, will he even be able to get up and fight again after what happened here tonight?

 

“Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS Miro!

The Book of Hobbs is ready to go All Out for its next chapter, and the story now crosses paths with The Redeemer who has forsaken his god! In this battle of brutal behemoths hungry for glory, who will write themselves as the mighty main character?

The bell rings and the two tie up right away! Hobbs shoves Miro away, Miro comes back, and they tie up again. They go around and fans fire up. Hobbs shoves Miro away again and Miro gets a bit frustrated. Miro and Hobbs circle, tie up, and Miro puts Hobbs in a corner. Hobbs powers out, they go around the ropes again, and now Miro shoves Hobbs down! Miro rips his shirt off as he glares at Hobbs. Hobbs runs up but Miro fires off hands! Miro has Hobbs in a corner, the ref counts but Miro stomps a mudhole in! The ref counts again, and Miro lets off at 4! Miro drags Hobbs up, whips him corner to corner but Hobbs reverses.

Miro comes back, they RAM shoulders, but neither falls! Miro fires off fast hands, ROCKS Hobbs, then KICKS him! And KICKS! Miro runs, but Hobbs CLOBBERS him! Fans fire up behind Hobbs and he shouts “PRAY TO ME!” Miro gets up, Hobbs has him in the corner and RAMS him! And RAMS him, and RAMS him again! Miro CLUBS Hobbs but Hobbs ELBOWS Miro! Miro goes to another corner, Hobbs fires body shots, and Hobbs CLUBS Miro on the back! Miro growls and storms up, but into a scoop! Miro slips free, shoves, dodges, and WHEEL KICKS! Cover, TWO! Hobbs is still in this but he bails out of the ring.

Miro storms over to Hobbs and has him on the apron! Miro puts Hobbs against ropes, Hobbs resists, and Hobbs HOTSHOTS Miro away! Miro sputters, Hobbs rushes back in, but Miro DROPKICKS! Fans fire up while Hobbs is dazed! Miro storms up to stomp Hobbs then kicks him around. Hobbs throws body shots but Miro CLUBS Hobbs! Miro brings Hobbs up, whips him to ropes, but Hobbs reverses to clinch and OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Fans fire up for Hobbs putting the “power” in Powerhouse! Hobbs stomps Miro at the ropes, the ref counts, and Hobbs lets off at 4. Hobbs then CHOKES Miro on ropes!

The ref counts, Hobbs lets off quicker here, and he drags Miro back up to clinch, and EXPLODER! Miro tumbles, clutches his back, and Hobbs storms up. Miro throws body shots and haymakers! But Hobbs KNEES Miro down! Fans rally up, Miro stands, and Hobbs whips him to a corner. Hobbs runs in to SPLASH! And then Hobbs whips back the other way, but Miro dodges the splash! Hobbs tumbles up and out and then down to the floor! Fans rally up, Miro goes out after Hobbs, and Miro CANNONBALLS from the apron! Fans fire up as Miro nods. Miro drags Hobbs up and RAMS him into steel steps!

Miro paces, fans rally up, and the ring count climbs. Miro drags Hobbs up, RAMS him into the apron, and then RAMS him into railing! The ref counts, the fans cheer both men on, and Miro CHOPS! Miro puts Hobbs in the ring, fans rally with “SLAP THAT MEAT!” and Miro storms in. Hobbs CLOBBERS Miro! Cover, TWO! Hobbs holds onto Miro with a rear bearhug! Miro endures, Hobbs shifts to a chinlock, and he grinds Miro down. Hobbs tells Miro to pray to him, but fans rally up. Miro fights up, but Hobbs wrangles him back down! Fans boo but Miro still endures. Miro fights his way around, and he gets back to his feet!

Miro pries the chinlock open! Fans fire up as Miro hip bumps Hobbs! Miro ROCKS Hobbs, Hobbs ROCKS Miro, they go back and forth with those big haymakers! Fans chant “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” and Miro knees low. Miro runs but Hobbs CLOBBERS Him at ropes! Hobbs runs, but Miro CLOBBERS him at ropes! Miro runs, Hobbs CLOBBERS! Hobbs runs, Miro CLOBBERS! Miro fakes Hobbs out to LARIAT! But Hobbs stays up! Hobbs LARIATS, but Miro stays up! Miro winds up, and LARIATS! Hobbs fires up and LARIATS back! Neither man has fallen, but Miro fires up to LARIAT! Hobbs wobbles, Miro LARIATS again! And again!

Fans chant “MEAT!” with every shot and Miro winds up again. LARIAT!! Hobbs goes down!! Miro drags Hobbs up, throws him to the apron, and turns him around! Fans fire up the shoutout to Sheamy, with the BEATS OF THE BODHRAIN! Or in this case, “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Miro gets TEN in, brings Hobbs around, and tries to suplex! Hobbs is sturdy, though, and he goes to suplex Miro! GOURD BUSTER! That was perhaps the better for Miro there rather than going up and out. Hobbs climbs, fans are fired up as Miro ROCKS him! Miro climbs up after Hobbs, brings Hobbs to the very top, for a SUPERPLEX!

Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! The ref checks both men, and they’re somehow both in this! The fans give Miro new life as he rises again! Miro stomps around, fans chant for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Miro aims, Hobbs stands, MEAT KICK!! Er, uh, Machka! Hobbs wobbles, Miro runs, but Hobbs dodges to scoop! POWERSLAM!! Cover, TWO!! Fans rally up while Hobbs throws off the elbow pads. Fans chant “MEAT FOREVER!” but this has to meat- Er, wait, what?! Hobbs drags Miro up, to LARIAT! And CLUB! And LARIAT! And CLUB! “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!”

Hobbs whips, but Miro LARIATS!! Fans are thunderous again as Miro fires up again! MACHKA KICK!! Cover, TWO!?! Hobbs survives and Miro is seething! “That was Meat! That was Meat!” Miro storms around, and he shouts “GAAAAME! OVER!!” Stomp and clutch, GAME OVER!!! Hobbs is caught and fans are thunderous!! Hobbs endures, fights up, reaches out, but stands up with Miro as a backpack! Hobbs RAMS Miro into the corner! Miro clings to Hobbs and fans chant “HOLY MEAT! HOLY MEAT!” Hobbs hobbles, Miro goes up, and leaps, into a SPINEBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!??!?

Fans can’t believe it, that spinebuster usually ends things for Hobbs but Miro survives! Hobbs brings down the straps! Hobbs stalks Miro, stomps him, and steals the Camel Clutch!? Miro resists, slips out the back and steals the SPINEBUSTER!! Miro says “GAME OVER!” again, and clamps it on!! Hobbs endures as Miro bends him back!! HOBBS TAPS, MIRO WINS!!!

Winner: Miro, by submission

That was the first time in AEW that Powerhouse Hobbs has given up! Chicago gives a standing ovation for these big meaty men slappin’ meat, and for Miro being the alpha meat! Hobbs stands back up to stare Miro down. Fans cheer, and Hobbs offers a handshake! Miro thinks about it, and he accepts! The meaty men show meaty respect, but will we see these two battle it out again one day? But then Hobbs ATTACKS Miro! No respect after all! Hobbs storms around, and he CLUBS away on Miro! Fans boo that Hobbs ruined the meaty moment, and now Hobbs is CHOKING Miro! Wait, who is this? “Hot & Flexible?” IT’S LANA- Er, CJ PERRY!!!

Miro’s hot wife that he always talks about is finally in AEW, and she’s rushing right down to the ring, with a chair!! She SMACKS Hobbs on the back! Hobbs grins as he stands up and stares CJ down. She swings again, but Hobbs blocks! Hobbs takes the chair away, throws it down, but Miro takes the chair! Miro SMACKS Hobbs on the back!! Then HEADSHOT!!! Hobbs tumbles out of the ring, and now Miro sees his wife is here! She smiles, Miro is wary, and then he leaves! CJ is unsure what to make of this, and Miro shouts something about how she shouldn’t be here. Is the Redeemer’s mission of his own glory really more important to him than his own wife?

 

AEW TBS Championship: Kris Statlander VS Ruby Soho w/ Saraya!

The Galaxy’s Greatest is only the second-ever TBS Champion, and she isn’t looking to let someone be the third-ever! However, with the NEW AEW Women’s World Champion in her corner, is The Runaway going to take away this title from Mama Kris? Or will there be no future where Ruby Soho is TBS Champion?

The introductions are made, the TBS title is raised, and we see if The Outcasts grab up more gold!

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, Kris shoves Ruby away, and the two reset. They tie up again, Ruby waistlocks but Kris throws her away! Ruby is frustrated but Saraya says she’s okay. Ruby and Kris tie up, Ruby knees low and throws Kris down by her hair! But Kris kips up! So Ruby throws her down again! Kris kips up again! Ruby ELBOWS Kris down! Ruby flexes, but Kris kips up again! Fans cheer but Ruby rolls her eyes. Ruby runs in but gets run over! Kris flexes, then dodges Ruby to slide under and kick. Ruby ducks, but Kris mule kicks! Kris goes to run but Ruby reels her in! Kris fights the saido!

Kris whips Ruby to a corner but Ruby reverses. Kris goes up and over, rolls back and runs in to KNEE Ruby down! Ruby ends up in the corner but she bails out. Fans cheer while Saraya coaches Ruby. Kris goes out to RAM Ruby into railing! Saraya insults Kris, but then Kris chases Saraya! Saraya leads Kris around the ring, and Ruby is there to MISSILE DROPKICK Kris from the apron! Fans boo but Ruby RAMS Kris into railing! Fans rally, Ruby runs in but Kris moves, only for Ruby to DEADLY NIGHTSHADE into the railing! Ruby puts Kris in at 7 of 10, covers, TWO! Saraya protests the count but fans boo.

Ruby stalks Kris, CLUBS her and KICKS her! Kris goes to ropes, but Ruby CHOKES her! The ref counts, Ruby lets off and she says that’s her title now! Ruby CHOKES Kris again, the ref counts, but Ruby lets off. Saraya CHOKES Kris behind the ref’s back! Saraya CLUBS Kris, runs away, and Ruby covers, TWO! Ruby keeps on Kris with a straitjacket stretch. Kris endures, Saraya rallies for Ruby but the fans rally for Kris. Kris fights up, and arm-drags free! Ruby CLOBBERS Kris in return! Cover, TWO! Saraya encourages Ruby and she stalks Kris. Ruby bumps Kris off buckles, digs her boots in, but lets off.

Saraya shouts at the cameraman to stay out of her way, and Ruby drags Kris up to whip her into a corner. Kris comes back to rally with LARIAT after LARIAT! Kris runs in, but Ruby hits an STO! Cover, TWO! Saraya says she could’ve counted to five! The ref’s an idiot! But then Saraya apologizes so he won’t eject her. Ruby looms over Kris, kicks her around, scuffs her, but Kris throws hands! Kris ROCKS Ruby, Ruby ROCKS back, but Kris fires off shots! ROUNDHOSUE! Ruby rebounds, blocks a kick and KNEES back! Kris PELES! Both women are down and fans are thunderous! The ref checks, and they’re both okay to continue.

Saraya coaches Ruby, the standing count starts, and Kris goes to the far side. Saraya tells fans to shut up about Kris, and Ruby runs in. Kris dodges but Ruby stops short. Ruby runs in again, but Kris dodges again! Ruby tries a third time but Kris ELBOWS her, BOOTS her, then UPPERCUTS her! Kris fires off in the corner with forearms and CHOPS! Fans fire up with Kris, she runs corner to corner and UPPERCUTS! Kris goes side to side to KNEE WASH! Then a ripcord POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Ruby survives, Saraya says Kris is a loser! But Kris drags Ruby up, fireman’s carries, but Ruby throws elbows! Ruby clinches, to SAIDO!!

Ruby fires up, Saraya says take her head off! But Kris scoops to spin and BACKBREAKER! Then a clinch, fisherman and spin, DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Ruby survives and Saraya coaches her up. Kris drags Ruby up, reels her back in and gut wrenches, GORY ESPECIAL! Ruby endures as Kris bends her with that deep squat! Ruby fights free to sunset flip but Kris rolls through! Ruby ducks the boot, roll-up, TWO! Ruby kicks the legs out! Oklahoma Roll! TWO! Kris scoops again, tucks Ruby in, FIGHT NIGHT- VICTORY ROLL! TWO!! Kris has the cover, TWO! Both women stand, DOUBLE CROSSBODIES take them both down!

Fans rally up but Saraya says it should be for Ruby, not Kris! Saraya even rips up a fan sign! Fans boo but Ruby runs in at Kris, and Kris pops Ruby to the apron! Ruby bumps Kris off buckles, HEADBUTTS her down, and then climbs up! Kris hurries up after Ruby and throws hands! Kris climbs up after Ruby, scoops her, and SUPER POWERSLAMS!! Cover, TWO!!! Ruby survives and Kris cannot believe it! Even Saraya is a bit surprised, but she rallies up for Ruby all the same! Ruby stands, Kris fires forearms! Kris runs, Ruby follows and ELBOWS! Ruby runs, Kris follows and FOREARMS! Kris fakes Ruby, scoops her, GUT-

NO, Ruby pops around, POISON-RANA!!! Ruby then goes around, uses the ropes to slingshot and TORNADO DDT!! Ruby keeps moving, SPIKE-RANA!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Kris survives the onslaught and Ruby is beside herself! Saraya is shocked all over again! Ruby SLAPS Kris, Kris CHOPS back! SLAP! They fire forearms, fans duel, and Kris gets around to BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Kris hurries to a corner, goes up the corner, but Saraya is creeping close. Saraya tells Kris to get down but Kris tells HER to get down. Ruby gets Kris, SUPER NO FUTURE!! And then DESTINATION UNKNOWN!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?!

Ruby begs the ref to say that was three! The ref says no, it was still two! Saraya calms Ruby down, and says she’s so close now. Saraya distracts, Ruby gets the spray paint! Kris knew this was coming, but wait! Is that Toni Storm? What’s she doing crawling around under the ring? She snatches the spray paint?! Is Storm no longer an Outcast? Kris gets Ruby for FIGHT NIGHT FEVER!!! Cover, Kris wins!!!

Winner: Kris Statlander, by pinfall (still AEW TBS Champion)

Toni Storm has been getting loopier loopier, but was their method to her madness here tonight? Either way, Kris is still on top as the champ, who will step to her next?

 

Strap Match: Ricky Starks VS Bryan Danielson!

The Absolute is sick and tired of setbacks and resets and others wasting his time, and that is all understandable. But what is absolutely appalling is him thinking he’d actually get a No Disqualifications match with the 70 year old living legend, Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat! But after a little bait ‘n’ switch, Steamboat gave Starks the Strap Match he wanted, against an opponent he didn’t! Will The American Dragon slay Rick Starks? Or will Starks still go All Out and finally get his way?

Speaking of Steamboat, he joins commentary to watch this one in person. But is he worried about Starks going after him at all during this match? Steamboat hesitates, and admits, there is some concern about that. Bryan makes his entrance to “FINAL COUNTDOWN~!” and the fans are all fired up! Bryan gets his hand laced in the strap, and fans chant “YES! YES! YES!” Starks is reluctant, despite this being his idea. Starks bails out? Fans boo but Starks does laps around the ring to run off the nerves. Starks gets back in, then CLOBBERS Bryan! Fans boo as Starks rains down fists on Bryan, then kicks him out of the ring!

Starks goes out, he gets his weight belt, and he LASHES Bryan with that strap! And again! Fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Starks just LASHES Bryan! Starks blows a kiss to Steamboat while wrapping his hand with the belt. Starks DECKS Bryan with the buckle part of the belt! Starks gives a lady a kiss on the hand at ringside, then gets int he ring, acting like now Bryan is the one stalling. Bryan is bleeding already! Well of course now Starks wants to put on the strap. The ref has no choice but to oblige, and now the bell rings. Starks rushes out to get Bryan up and throws hands on him! Fans boo as Starks works to open the bloody forehead!

Starks stands Bryan up to CHOKE Bryan with the strap! Starks knees low, then brings Bryan around to RAM him into railing! Starks gathers up some slack to LASH Bryan with it! And then he CHOKES Bryan again! Starks drags Bryan around the way, up the steel steps, and fans boo as Starks STOMPS Bryan’s head onto the steps! Starks drags Bryan up, puts him back in the ring, and he goes to the apron to strike his pose. Fans are torn but Starks hits a LEG DROP on the apron! Cover, TWO! Bryan is tougher than that, but then Starks mocks the “YES! YES! YES!” Starks strikes his pose again, and then says “YES!” one more time.

Starks storms around, and he CHOKES Bryan with more strap! They go to a corner like that, Starks pulls on the strap and uses the ropes for leverage! Bryan refuses to give up so Starks stomps Bryan down! Starks sits Bryan up, punches the bloody forehead, and he pushes Bryan down. Starks air guitars with the strap, then he LASHES Bryan! And again! And again! Bryan seethes and fights up, but Starks says this is HIS house! Bryan HEADBUTTS Starks! Fans fire up and Bryan HEADBUTTS again! And again! Starks shoves Bryan but Bryan KICKS! And KICKS! Bryan whips, Starks reverses but the strap trips him up a bit, and Bryan KICKS Starks back!

Bryan runs but Starks dumps him out to the apron! And LASHES him in the face!! Starks drags Bryan up with the strap to CHOKE him with it! Bryan endures, the fans boo, and Bryan almost dangles off the edge! Starks lets Bryan down, only to bring him around by his hair and put him in the corner. Starks BOOTS Bryan, climbs up, and then drags Bryan up to the top rope! Fans rally but Starks reels Bryan in, but Bryan slips under! Bryan trips Starks up and Starks lands on his absolute! Bryan sputters, but he gathers up some slack now. Fans fire up as Bryan LASHES Starks!! Starks writhes up top and even fans feel that one!

Bryan LASHES Starks again, and again, and again! Fans are thunderous as Starks ends up in a Tree of Woe, and Bryan CHOKES Starks!! Starks is being stretched out!! Bryan lets off, Starks tries to sit up, but he’s stuck! Bryan nods as fans fire up, and Bryan LASHES Starks in the stomach! And again!! And again!! That one got Starks near the chin! Bryan LASHES Starks over and over and over and fans chant “YES! YES! YES!” Bryan then runs to BASEMENT DROPKICK! And then another! Fans fire up more as Bryan hits a third! Starks flops out of the Tree and to the apron while fans are thunderous!

Bryan has a crimson mask that is moving into his beard, and he WRECKS Starks with a dropkick! Fans fire up as Bryan watches Starks rise. Bryan builds speed, but Starks uses the lash to reel him in, and LASH him in the face!! “This could’ve been you, old man!” Steamboat says try it! But then Bryan uses the strap to YANK Starks into the post! And then again! And again! And again! Bryan YANKS on Starks’ arm again and again but Starks is just stuck against the post now! Fans fire up with Bryan and he grins as he gathers up the slack. Starks is forced to stand against the post, and now Starks is bloody!

Bryan wraps Starks up with the strap, and PRESSES Starks’ head against the post! Bryan lets off to use the slack, for another LASH! And another! And another! Starks takes LASH after LASH after LASH, and he falls to his knees! Fans fire up again and Bryan brings Starks into the ring. Bryan has Starks in a corner, for more KICKS! “YES! YES! YES!” Bryan backs up, runs back in, and DROPKICKS! And DROPKICKS! And- LARIAT from Starks!! Both men are down and fans fire up again! “This is Awesome!” as Bryan rises. Starks sits up, too, his eyes glazed behind the crimson mask forming on his face.

Bryan crawls over to Starks, fans are thunderous as the two go forehead to forehead! They stand, Starks scowls and LASHES Bryan! Bryan LASHES Starks! They go LASH for LASH across the shoulders, and Starks gets the edge! Starks just wears Bryan out! But Bryan glares up at Starks as Starks gathers up all the slack he can. LASH! Bryan shakes his head. Fans tell Starks he just messed up, but Starks keeps trying! LASH! Bryan eggs Starks on with every shot! Bryan just doesn’t even feel them anymore! Starks gives up on the lashing, but Bryan tells him to do it! Starks LASHES Bryan, but Bryan LASHES back!

Bryan LASHES and LASHES and KICKS! And KICKS! And KICKS! And LASHES! And KICKS! And LASHES! And KICKS! BUZZSAW!! Fans are thunderous again while Bryan is snarling with wild eyes! But wait, BIG BILL is here!! Big Bill Morrissey attacks Bryan! The ref reprimands, but Steamboat gets off commentary! The Dragon has some fire left, and he YANKS Bill down! And ROCKS Bill, and CHOPS Bill, and ROCKS him again! But Bill choke grips Steamboat! Starks rushes Bryan, but Bryan TOSSES Starks onto Bill! Starks & Bill fall down and Steamboat is saved! Bryan then climbs up, to SUPER CROSSBODY them back down!!

Fans fire up and Bryan gets Starks back in the ring. Bryan aims, Starks rises, and Bryan runs in, into a SPEAR!!! Cover, TWO!!!! Bryan survives and Starks is raging!! Starks rains down fists from all sides! Fans boo but Starks drags Bryan up, underhooks, but Bryan slips free! Bryan gets around, BUSAIKU KNEE!!! Cover, TWO!??! Starks survives and fans can’t believe it! Bryan shakes his head, Steamboat returns to commentary, “This is Awesome!” Bryan rises, and he says “IT’S TIME TO KICK HIS EFFING HEAD IN!!” DRAGON STOMPS!!! “YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!” And then, THE LEBELL LOCK!!!!

Starks endures, fights around, flails around, but he can’t see where the ropes are! Bryan pulls back on the hold, but then uses the STRAP! Bryan CHOKES Starks as part of the hold!! Starks shouts “NO! NO!” Starks is so red, and not from his blood! Starks is refusing to give up, but he’s fading out!! He’s turning purple!! Starks is OUT!! BRYAN WINS!!!

Winner: Bryan Danielson, by submission

Bryan lets Starks go and takes off the strap. Steamboat celebrates with Bryan, and then Bryan high fives the front row fans who don’t mind that blood. Will Starks wake up to have a different attitude? Or will he only be angrier than before?

 

AEW’s next PPV is in October!

As Tony Khan announced last week, Sunday, October 1st, will be the first-ever AEW WrestleDream! The title is dedicated to the classic event from NJPW, and in memory of Antonio Inoki! Who will live their WrestleDream live in Seattle? Tickets go on sale Friday, September 8th!

 

Hangman has decided on his charity!

Nigel McGuinness is proud to announce that The Cowboy has chosen to give that $50,000 to The Chicago Public Education Fund, “powering progress in Chicago’s public schools!”

 

Eddie Kingston & Katsuyori Shibata VS Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta!

It goes without saying that The Mad King does NOT care for the Blackpool Combat Club, and it would seem the feeling is mutual. The victory at Stadium Stampede wasn’t enough to put things to rest, but now with The Wrestler by his side, will Eddie finally humble the Swiss Superman and his sidekick, The Decoder? Or will Claudio & Yuta get big wins over the NJPW Strong Openweight and ROH Pure Champions?

The teams sort out and fans are all fired up for “EDDIE! EDDIE!” But Eddie lets Shibata start against Yuta. These two meet again given their feud over the Pure Championship. Shibata tests the waters with kicks, then ties up with Yuta. They clinch, fight for control, go around and Shibata waistlocks to then headlock, then he floats around on Yuta. Yuta tries to get away, Shibata stays on him and goes from facelock to headlock to waistlock to an ARMBAR! Yuta fights, tries to stack but can’t so he gets the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Shibata lets off and fans cheer. Shibata CLUBS Yuta, and KICKS him on the back!

Shibata gives Yuta some Kawada Kicks! Fans cheer again but Yuta swings. Shibata body shots then UPPERCUTS! Yuta falls back, and Claudio reaches out! Shibata says go ahead, and Yuta tags in Claudio. The ROH World Champion and the ROH Pure Champion circle, tie up, and are in a deadlock. But Claudio UPPERCUTS! Shibata shakes his head, so Claudio UPPERCUTS! And kicks! And whips! Shibata holds ropes to avoid the dropkick, but Claudio avoids the Penalty Kick! Fans cheer the stand off, but Shibata then tags Eddie. So Claudio tags Yuta! Fans boo but Eddie might’ve had a point with what he said last night.

Yuta tells Eddie he’s Eddie’s opponent, but Eddie brushes him off. Yuta CHOPS Eddie, but Eddie just shakes his head. Eddie CHOPS Yuta! Yuta CHOPS Eddie! Eddie felt that one, so he CHOPS back! Yuta CHOPS, Eddie CHOPS! And CHOPS! And BACKHANDS! Then he DECKS Claudio! Eddie and Claudio brawl on the outside and fans fire up! But Yuta DIVES to take Eddie down! Fans boo but Yuta sucker punches Shibata! Claudio RAMS Eddie into railing! Fans boo but Claudio paces. Claudio drags Eddie up, fans rally for Eddie but Claudio puts Eddie in for Yuta to cover. ONE, but Yuta drops a SENTON! Cover, TWO!

Yuta tags Claudio in and then twists Eddie’s wrist. Fans boo as Claudio paces, and Claudio takes the handoff to YANK the arm! Eddie goes to ropes but Claudio CLUBS away on him! The ref counts, Claudio lets off, but Yuta gets a cheap shot in! Fans boo but Claudio drags Eddie up to throw body shots! And an UPPERCUT! Claudio grinds Eddie down in the corner, tags Yuta, and then Claudio holds Eddie in place for Yuta to stomp! Yuta CLAWS Eddie’s face! The ref reprimands, Yuta lets off, and Claudio won’t even look at Eddie. Yuta stands Eddie up, whips, but Eddie reverses to kitchen sink knee! Then BUTTERFLY SUPLEX!

Eddie reaches for Shibata but Yuta tags Claudio first! Claudio pushes Eddie down, then DOUBLE STOMPS! Eddie sputters while fans rally for him. Claudio taunts Shibata, then DOUBLE STOMPS Eddie again! Claudio eggs Eddie on, stands him up, and UPPERCUTS him back down! Claudio kicks Eddie around, toys with him even, then tags Yuta. Yuta stomps Eddie, clamps on the arms and has a motorcycle stretch. Eddie endures, the fans rally up, and Eddie fights up! Eddie turns but Yuta turns it back around! Yuta brings Eddie down to his knees again to pull on those arms! Claudio scuffs Eddie from the ropes!

Fans boo and Eddie is mad, but Yuta CLAWS Eddie’s face! The ref reprimands, Yuta “apologizes,” and he brings Eddie around. But Eddie fights up again! Fans rally, Eddie turns things around and around and then CLUBS Yuta on the back! And then an STO! Both men are down, the standing count starts, but they both crawl, hot tags to Claudio and Shibata! Shibata BOOTS Claudio, whips him to a corner and BOOTS him again! Shibata fires off forearms and fans fire up! The ref counts, Shibata runs, but Claudio follows to UPPERCUT! Claudio fires UPPERCUT after UPPERCUT, runs, but Shibata BOOTS him again!

Shibata fires more forearms, turns but checks Claudio, then runs all alone to go corner to corner, HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! Shibata hits his signature shot and fans fire up! Shibata drags Claudio up, to BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! ARMBAR!! Claudio flails, fights around, but into a TRIANGLE HOLD! Claudio is already red in the face as he stacks Shibata, TWO as Shibata gets a shoulder up. But Claudio deadlifts to POWERBOMB! Both men are down and fans are fired up again! Claudio crawls, hot tags Yuta! Claudio gives Yuta the boost, ROCKET LAUNCHER SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Shibata survives and Yuta is furious!

Yuta rises, brings Shibata up but Shibata BACKHANDS!! Yuta drops in a heap and fans fire up again! Shibata gets Yuta’s leg, turns him over and ties up the legs, but Claudio slides in! Claudio CHOPS but Shibata stays up! Shibata eggs Claudio on! Claudio CHOPS, but Shibata still eggs him on! CHOP! Fans fire up and both men roar! Shibata blocks the boot, to have an ANKLE LOCK!! Shibata has both men in submission holds! Claudio turns over, BOOTS Shibata, and then hobbles up to UPPERCUT! Shibata falls, but that just makes things worse for Yuta! Yuta crawls, reaches out, but Claudio bails out.

Shibata lets go of the leglock for his own sake, and he hot tags Eddie! Fans fire up as Eddie CHOPS! Yuta tumbles, rewinds, gets around, but Eddie turns that into a DDT! Yuta goes to a corner, Eddie runs in and clotheslines! MACHINE GUN CHOPS! Then an EXPLODER! Eddie takes aim as Yuta flounders, but Claudio BOOTS Eddie down! Shibata DECKS Claudio! Shibata gets Yuta up for a full nelson but Yuta fights it! Yuta swings into Eddie’s clinch! BOOT SAIDO COMBO!! Cover, Claudio breaks it! Shibata stomps Claudio, the ref reprimands them all, but the UPPERCUTS go back and forth!

Shibata and Claudio just pick up speed as they keep going! Claudio gets the edge, powers up, but Shibata CROSS COUNTERS! Claudio goes down in a heap and fans are thunderous! Shibata and Claudio get out of the ring, and Shibata still goes after Claudio! Shibata whips, Claudio reverses and sends Shibata into railing! Claudio runs to UPPERCUT! Then UPPERCUT again! Shibata goes down in a heap and Yuta has Eddie! Eddie fights the half nelson but Yuta GERMAN SUPLEXES! Eddie staggers up, but he still ENZIGURIS! Yuta rewinds again, gets around and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Bridging cover, TWO!!

Yuta is furious and he rains down fists and forearms! Fans boo but Yuta roars as he lets off. Yuta drags Eddie up, clinches, and then SLAPS Eddie! Eddie SLAPS Yuta! Claudio tags in as Yuta falls back! Eddie CHOPS Claudio! And CHOPS! Claudio SLAPS, Eddie SLAPS, it’s a SLAP fight now! Fans fire up as Eddie goes back to CHOP after CHOP! Claudio short arm LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Claudio HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS away!! Eddie is dazed, Claudio reels him in and Gotch lift, NEUTRALIZER!! Cover, TWO?!?! Claudio is stunned and frustrated but fans are thunderous for “EDDIE! EDDIE!”

Claudio drags Eddie up, UPPERCUTS, and UPPERCUTS, and UPPERCUTS! Claudio then tells Eddie he doesn’t belong! Claudio tucks the arms and lifts, but Eddie slips out of the Ricola Bomb to URAKEN!! Claudio falls back but Eddie isn’t done with him yet! Eddie hauls Claudio up, scoops and NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB!!! Cover, Yuta breaks it! Yuta swings on Shibata, misses, and ends up in a SLEEPER!! Feed to the URAKEN, and then back in the SLEEPER!! Eddie goes after Claudio but Claudio UPPERCUTS! Cover, BCC wins!!!

Winners: Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta, by pinfall

The Decoder took focus away and that helped Claudio hit the winning shot! Will Claudio leave Eddie behind once and for all? Or is this all a sign that Claudio fears The Mad King?

 

Kenny Omega VS Konosuke Takeshita w/ Don Callis!

“The God of Pro-Wrestling” may have just been a name, but Don Callis once bestowed that honor upon The Best Bout Machine. However, the moment Dirty Don felt disrespected by his “son,” he disowned Omega and chose a new one. Will Konosuke prove he IS The Future of Pro-Wrestling? Or will he still just be Kenny’s kouhai?

Speaking of those days in DDT Pro, Kenny wears a throwback green, gold and orange! The bell rings and fans are fired up already as the two step to each other. Omega points to Callis, saying Konosuke went and chose that guy over his friend. The two circle, they tie up, and Konosuke wrenches an arm. Omega wrenches back, but Konosuke throws a body shot to wrench again. Konosuke wrenches again, hits an ELBOW BREAKER, but Omega rolls, kips and wrenches back. Omega hammerlocks then headlocks but Konosuke wrenches out to have a top wristlock. Konosuke headlocks but Omega powers up, only for Konosuke to hold on tight!

Fans rally, Omega pops out the back and wrenches the arm. Konosuke wrenches again, then throws Omega down by his hair! Fans boo and Omega shoves Konosuke. Konosuke shoves back! Omega kicks low, but Konosuke claws the eyes! The ref reprimands, Konosuke ROCKS Omega and ROCKS him again. Konosuke whips, Omega KICKS back, and then runs to BOOT! Konosuke stays up!? Omega BOOTS him again, but Konosuke eggs him on! Omega runs but into a CALF KICK! Konosuke whips but Omega blocks the jump knee! Full nelson, but Konosuke switches out for a HIGH back suplex!! Omega flounders in a daze to the ropes!

Callis likes how this is going to plan, and Konosuke goes out after Omega. Konosuke whips Omega into the railing! And then runs in to BOOT him down! That was a hell of a kick, and then Konosuke RAMS Omega into railing! Konosuke keeps the count fresh, suplexes Omega, but Omega fights free, kicks back, and fireman’s carries! “YOU! CAN’T! ESCAPE!” ROLLING SENTON to the floor! Omega steadies himself, goes up onto the railing, and MOONSAULTS! Fans fire up but Callis is furious! Omega stands, the ring count climbs to 5 of 10, but Omega drags Konosuke up and puts him in.

Omega aims, springboards in, and MISSILE DROPKICKS a leg! Then he runs to KOTARO KRUSHER! Fans fire up as Omega aims, runs and PUNTS Konosuke in the ribs! Omega runs again to SLAM DUNK! Cover, TWO! Omega keeps cool, and he ties up the legs in an INDIAN DEATHLOCK! Konosuke endures as Omega puts on as much pressure as he can! Callis coaches Konosuke but Omega CHOPS Konosuke! Konosuke sits up to fire a forearm! Omega stands to put more pressure on the hold, and he SLAPS Konosuke. Omega eggs Konosuke on, they SLAP each other back and forth, but Omega rains down forearms!

Konosuke CLAWS Omega’s eyes! The ref reprimands Konosuke as Omega falls back, but Konosuke is free. Konosuke whips, Omega reverses but Konosuke ducks ‘n’ dodges to TAKESHITA LINE! Fans rally up while Omega sits up slowly. Konosuke mocks the fans, aims from a corner and runs in to forearm smash! And elbow! Konosuke whips, runs in, but Omega BOOTS back! And then goes up and over, rolls and returns, RAN- NO, Konosuke blocks and brings Omega up, ALLEY OOP into the corner! Omega slumps down, goes to the apron, but Konosuke pursues. Konosuke brings Omega around the way, but Omega clings to the apron skirt.

The ref reprimands, Konosuke CLUBS Omega into letting go, to suplex and BRAINBUSTER to the floor!! Omega clutches his neck and shoulder, and now Konosuke brings out chairs!? The ref starts the ring count but Konosuke’s got about three or four chairs! Konosuke aims but the ref snatches that chair! Konosuke “apologizes” and slides into the ring. Konosuke keeps the ref’s attention so Callis can put chair upon chair on top of Omega! Konosuke then hurries back over, Omega tries to get the chairs off him, but Konosuke SLINGSHOT SWANTONS onto Omega!! A full metal crash is double-edged for Konosuke but it still gets the job done!

Konosuke drags Omega up and into the ring, then stalks him as he staggers to a corner. Konosuke aims from the far side, mocks the finger gun and “Bang!” Konosuke runs in to BOOT! And then BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Omega is still in this and Konosuke is frustrated. But Konosuke goes up a corner, takes aim and SUPER SENTONS! Konosuke wags his finger at the fans sing “OLE~ OLE OLE OLE~!” Konosuke covers, TWO! Konosuke brings Omega up, but Omega CHOPS! Konosuke eggs Omega on so Omega CHOPS again! And CHOPS again! Konosuke DECKS Omega with a forearm!

Konosuke shakes out his own arm, he hit Omega that hard. Konosuke goes to the corner, slashes his throat, and goes back up. SUPER DUPER SENTON onto Omega’s knees!! Omega saves himself and Callis freaks out! Callis coaches Konosuke up but Omega rises first. Omega aims from a corner, runs in and POLISH HAMMERS! POLISH HAMMER! And then ROLLING- NO, Konosuke dodges to ROCK Omega again! Konosuke runs corner to corner but Omega ducks! The knee hits buckles and Konosuke tumbles out to the floor! Fans rally with the Terminator drums, and Omega builds speed! Omega FLIES, and direct hit into Konosuke!

Fans are thunderous as Omega stands again! Omega drags Konosuke up, puts him back in the ring, and then Omega climbs a corner. Konosuke stands, into the BLINDSIDE MISSILE DROPKICK! Fans fire up and Omega brings Konosuke back up. Full nelson, SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! Konosuke staggers around, but Omega gets him again, SNAP DRAGON! Konosuke stays folded up this time! Callis grows worried but fans want that “ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME!” Omega agrees with Chicago, and he drags Konosuke up. Full nelson, but Konosuke resists! Konosuke breaks free, ELBOWS Omega, but swings into a shove and BLINDSIDE V-TRIGGER!

POISON-RANA!! Cover, TWO!! Konosuke survives and Omega snarls. Omega powers up and he takes aim. “BANG!” and Omega runs, but Konosuke avoids the V-Trigger to GERMAN- NO, Omega lands on his feet! GERMAN- NO, Konosuke lands on his feet! Omega blocks the forearm, to ROLLING- FOREARM from Konosuke! Konosuke runs but Omega BOOTS him, and V-TRIGGERS! Omega reloads, runs, and fans fire up, but Konosuke dodges and runs to LARIAT!! Both men are down and fans are thunderous! “This is Awesome!” and Callis coaches Konosuke up. A standing count starts and the two stir.

Omega sits up first, but the count is 5 of 10. Konosuke rises next, and they’re up at 7! Konosuke brings Omega in, but Omega fights the lift! Konosuke powers up but Omega still resists, so Konosuke ROCKS him! Konosuke gets Omega up but Omega slips free to POWERBOMB Konosuke! Flip over and V-TRIGGER!! Cover, TWO!! Konosuke survives but Omega doesn’t waste time, he just reloads and “BANG!” Omega runs, to V-TRIGGER!! Electric Chair Lift! ONE-WINGED- NO, Konosuke slip free to gut wrench, tuck and BASTARD DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Konosuke’s reference to Kota Ibushi wasn’t enough to finish this!

Konosuke drags Omega up, waistlocks, and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Bridging cover, TWO!! Omega gets out of that but Konosuke holds on! Fans rally as Konosuke drags Omega back up, and GERMAN- NO, Omega fights it, and REAR HEADBUTTS! Omega steadies himself but Konosuke rises up again. Omega swats Konosuke, fires off hands and a CHOP! Fans taunt Callis as “Mr. Clean!” Omega eggs Konosuke on, and Konosuke ROCKS him! And ROCKS him! And again! The elbow pads come off but Omega KNEES Konosuke! Omega then BLINDSIDE WHEEL KICKS! Fans fire up as both men are down again!

Omega rises again, takes aim, and he runs corner to corner to BLINDSIDE V-TRIGGER!! Fans fire up with Omega as he hauls Konosuke up! Callis is panicking as Omega has the Electric Chair Lift, and then climbs the corner! But Konosuke CLAWS Omega’s eyes! Konosuke slips free, CLUBS Omega, then positions Omega up top. Konosuke climbs up behind Omega, brings him up, for a SUPER BLUE THUNDER BOMB!!! Konosuke crawls to push Omega over for a cover, TWO?!?! Omega survives and no one can believe it! Chicago is thunderous but Callis is beside himself! But Konosuke shakes his head and aims from the corner.

Konosuke runs in, POWER DRIVER KNEE!! Cover, TWO!??! Omega survives again and Konosuke is losing his mind! Callis calms him down, coaches him up, and they have something in the works. Konosuke distracts the ref and Callis brings out the screwdriver! Callis rushes Omega but Omega moves, the screwdriver stabs into the ring mat!! Fans lose their minds and Omega runs Callis off! Konosuke reels Omega in, Omega switches, ripcord, V-TRIGGER!!! Konosuke falls, but he’s near the screwdriver! V-TRIGGER!!! But Konosuke has the driver!! Electric Chair Lift, but the ref sees the driver in time!! He takes it away!

But Konosuke victory rolls! TWO and Omega rolls through, TWO! WHEELBARROW GERMAN!! Konosuke brings the kneepad down! POWER DRIVER KNEE!!! Cover, TWO?!?!? Konosuke cannot understand but Callis just says “KUROSE! <KILL!>” Konosuke aims, runs back in, POWER DRIVE KNEE AGAIN!!! Cover, KONOSUKE WINS!!

Winner: Konosuke Takeshita, by pinfall

Fans boo as Callis gets in the ring to celebrate this accomplishment! Konosuke brings down Omega for the first time in his career, adding to All In’s Six Man Tag defeat! Will the Don Callis Family actually become a force to be reckoned with? Or will The Cleaner rise again to get his revenge?

 

8 Man Tag: FTR & The Young Bucks VS Bullet Club Gold!

After fighting over the AEW World Tag Team Championships just last week at All In, Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler tried showing respect to Matt & Nick Jackson, but the Bucks weren’t in the mood. However, none of them can stand Jay White, Juice Robinson or the Gunns, so this unlikeliest of super teams has formed. Will #FTRBucks bankrupt Bullet Club Gold? Or will the Bang Bang Gang get a huge win to get back in the tag team title hunt?

The teams sort out and fans are rowdy already. Dax starts against White as a direct rematch from Collision last night! The two circle, go side to side with each other, but then White tags out to Colten. Fans taunt the “ASS~ BOYS~!” while Dax tags Cash. Cash and Colten circle, but then Colten bails out. Fans boo, Colten cools off and slides back in. The two tie up, go around, and Cash wrenches to a wristlock and then hammerlock. Colten switches that onto Cash but Cash slips around to hammerlock back. Colten switches, Cash headlocks and hits a takeover. Colten headscissors, Cash kips free, rolls reverse as Colten hits the takeover but Cash headscissors.

Colten kips free, Cash hits the takeover again but Colten headscissors. Cash kips free, fakes Colten out, and Oklahoma Rolls! TWO, and Colten kicks low! Colten whips Cash to a corner, Cash goes up and over, then he hip tosses Colten down! Then the takeover returns! Colten is down in a cover, TWO as he gets that shoulder up. Colten fights up, pulls hair, tags Austin and powers out, Austin follows to then trip Cash up! Things keep moving, Austin runs Cash over! Austin taunts the fans but they chant “CM PUNK!” at him. Cash trips Austin, things speed up, Cash hurdles and he runs Austin over!

Fans taunt the “ASS~ BOYS!” as Cash hits an arm-drag then a RANA! Austin flops down, Cash reaches out, but Matt snipes the tag. Fans are torn as Matt jogs around Austin. Matt brings Austin up, wrenches, and he tags Nick. Nick climbs up to DOUBLE STOMP the arm! Th eBucks double whip, kick low, and then ALLEY-OOP DROPKICK! Colten runs in but into a DOUBLE HIP TOSS! The Bucks DOUBLE FIST DROP and Colten tumbles out. The Bucks double DROPKICK Austin down! The Bucks fire up and the fans are rowdy one way or another! Nick drags Austin up, wrenches and YANKS the arm, then brings him over.

Austin gets away, Dax tags himself in now to return the favor. The Bucks soak up the cheers and jeers, and Dax stares Austin down. Austin tags White, and now Dax gets his rematch with White. They tie up, go around, and White headlocks. Dax powers up and out, RAMS shoulders with White, but White ducks the chop to KNEE and CLUB and CLUB again! White fires off, stomps away in a corner, then CHOPS Dax! Fans are torn for White, but then Dax CHOPS White! Fans cheer while White checks his stinging chest. Dax dares White to get up, but White tags Juice. Fans boo but the Booster gets in and circles with Dax.

Juice and Dax feel things out, White swipes at Dax, and that allows Juice to fire off! Juice throws knees, RAMS Dax into the corner again and again and then he snapmares. Tag to White, he and Juice stomp away on Dax! The ref reprimands, White RAMS into Dax again and again! #GunsUp! Fans are torn but White stands Dax up to CHOP! And CHOP! The Gunns mock Dax, White CHOPS again! White and the BCG throw the guns up, but Dax CHOPS White down! The BCG don’t realize it wasn’t White’s chop, they keep celebrating. Dax joins in on #GunsUp! But then they turn around and Dax fires off on all of them!

Dax goes back to White to CHOP him! Tag to Cash, FTR CHOP and CHOP and CHOP White! FTR then double whip, drop toehold and elbow drop! Cash covers, ONE!! White is hanging in there but Cash stays on him. Cash reels White in, but White blocks the suplex! Cash lets off, White guards, but Cash waits him out. The guard comes down, and Cash CHOPS! Cash drags White up to then suplex, but White slips free! White dropkicks the legs out! White trips Cash, GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Hot tag to Juice and Juice JABS! JABS! JABS! JABS! JABS! Juice powers up, but he fakes Cash’s guard out with a puff of air! LEFT HAND O’ GOD!

Fans fire up while Juice taunts Dax & The Bucks. BCG taunts Cash but Cash DECKS White, DECKS Austin & DECKS Colten! Juice CLAWS Cash’s face! The ref reprimands and counts, but Juice lets off at 4. Juice taunts The Bucks, runs in, but Cash dodges! The BCG runs in but so do Dax & The Bucks! Fans fire up as all eight men stare down, then they start throwing hands! White RAMS Dax into a corner, Juice fires hands on Cash, and the Gunns have the Bucks! The BCG all have a corner, they coordinate and quadruple whip, only for FTR Bucks to quadruple reverse! BCG stops from colliding, turn around, but into QUADRUPLE ATOMIC DROPS!

The BCG stagger about, FTR Bucks trip them all up! Matt, Nick, Cash & Dax look to each other, and they all step through! QUADRUPLE SHARPSHOOTERS!! Fans are thunderous as the BCG all keeps each other from giving in! The ref counts, everyone lets off, and Cash tags in Dax. Dax hurries to find Juice but Juice trips Dax! Juice CATAPULTS Dax into a POST! Cash hurries to check Dax but Juice drags Dax up and into the ring. Tag to Colten, Juice anchors Dax so Colten can stomp away! The ref counts, Juice bails out, and Colten bumps Dax off buckles. Colten ROCKS Dax, brings him up, and tags in White.

White stomps a mudhole into Dax, the ref counts, so White lets off. White HALF HATCHES Dax into the corner! Cover, TWO! Cash & The Bucks coach Dax up but White tags in Austin. Austin taunts Chicago, brings Dax up and stomps a mudhole of his own. Tag to Juice, then he tells Chicago to “SUCK IT!” Juice YANKS Dax up to slam him down, then he mocks the Young Bucks’ pose. Juice clamps onto Dax with a chinlock and grinds him down. Dax endures, Juice squeezes tight, but the fans rally up. Dax fights to his feet, and JAWBREAKERS free! Juice headlocks, Dax powers out but Juice runs him over!

Juice keeps moving, Dax drops, and he gets Juice in a SLEEPER! Juice powers out, gets a SLEEPER, but Dax hits a BIG back suplex! Both men are down and fans rally up again. The standing count climbs, Dax and Juice stir, and they reach out, hot tag to Colten! Colten drags Dax away to TOSS out of the ring! Colten tells Cash to “SUCK IT!” and the ref is busy keeping Cash back, White hits an APRON GOURD BUSTER! White puts Dax in, Colten runs up, BIG DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Cash was ready, but bails out. Colten says he has the greatest dropkick ever! Colten whips Dax to a corner, runs in, STINGER SPLASH!

Fans taunt the “ASS~ BOYS~!” as Colten whips corner to corner. Colten runs in, Dax dodges! Colten staggers but tags Juice! Juice intercepts Dax, laughs at him, then sucker punches Cash! Juice flips off the Bucks, shoves Dax away, and he eggs the Bucks on. The ref keeps the Bucks and Juice apart, allowing White & Austin to mug Dax! Fans boo but BCG gets away with it. Colten DECKS Dax for good measure, and Juice has Dax in the open corner. Juice fires up, runs corner to corner, and CANNONBALLS into buckles as Dax moves! Fans fire up, Dax crawls, and BCG calls to Juice! Dax reaches out, but he doesn’t want The Bucks.

Austin tags in, rushes in, but Dax BACK DROPS him away! Reluctant hot tag to Nick! Nick rallies on BCG as fans are torn again! Nick DECKS Colten, CHOPS Juice, jumps over Austin and SUPERKICKS him! Nick goes up and up and LUCHA LIBRE~ to get both Juice and Colten! Chicago is thunderous one way or another as Matt tags in. Nick whips Juice, Juice reverses, but Nick goes up and over! Matt SUPERKICKS Juice! Matt & Nick work together, ASSISTED SLICED BREAD to a SHINING WIZARD! White waistlocks Matt but Matt backs him into a corner! Nick runs in and Matt moves, White takes the SHINING WIZARD! GAMANGIRI! FOREARM!

The Bucks coordinate, BULLDOG DROPKICK COMBO! Austin staggers up, into a mule kick, mule kick, and DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Matt covers, Colten breaks it! Nick has Colten, whips, but Colten TOSSES Nick! Matt clotheslines Colten! Austin waistlocks but Matt switches! Austin switches, Cash tags in to sunset flip! TWO! Austin swings, Cash catches him, Matt aims! Austin moves, Cash blocks the superkick! Matt apologizes, Austin staggers up, into DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Cash can do that, too!? Juice gets DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Colten returns, Matt & Cash fake him out, Dax DDTS Colten down!

White returns, he CLUBS Matt, CLUBS Cash and CLUBS Dax! White CHOPS Dax, runs, but into a TRIPLE feint! White ends up turning around into Nick’s SLINGSHOT FACEBUSTER! Nick cartwheels out to MOONSAULT Juice! Cash tags Dax, Matt checks Nick. FTR has Austin, but Colten SHOVES Cash off the corner! Matt YANKS Colten down! Dax has Austin in position, Matt helps out, MIND BREAKER!! Cover, but the BCG breaks it! Nick returns, he CLUBS Juice! White CLUBS Nick, Cash is after Colten, Juice is after Matt! The ref reprimands and counts but now the BCG get their opponents up to the top rope!

Juice, White and Colten climb but Cash & Bucks fight back! Nick shoves Juice onto the rope! Juice lands on his booster, then he falls onto the apron! Nick shoves White down to the apron, too, and Cash shoves Colten down in the ring! Dax rises, he sees his teammates all on corners, so he hurries to get Austin up! Dax puts Austin on the top rope, climbs, and fans fire up! SUPERPLEX for the Power! Cash hits a DIVING SPLASH! Matt MACHO ELBOWS! Nick 450 SPLASHES!! Cover off all that glory, but Juice drags Dax out! Fans boo but Nick goes out to the apron. “GO TO HELL!” PENALTY KICK for Juice!

But then White POSTS Nick! Cash clotheslines White and himself out of the ring! But then Colten LEAPS and FLYING FOREARMS Cash! Matt goes up as the BCG regroups, to SUPER CROSSBODY them all down! Fans fire up again as Austin and Dax are all alone! Dax figures what the hell, and he runs, but Austin rolls him up! TWO!! Dax and Austin DOUBLE LARIAT! Both men are down and fans are thunderous! White returns to the corner as fans cheer for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” White tags in and he storms up to Dax. We return to Collision from last night as it were, and White sits Dax up, to CHOP!

Dax frowns, so White CHOPS him again! Dax is on one knee, White CHOPS! Dax stands up, White CHOPS! Dax CHOPS! White staggers, comes back, but Dax CHOPS again! White CHOPS, Dax CHOPS, and Dax CHOPS away! Dax whips, White reverses but Dax reverses, wrenches and short arm LARIATS! Cash returns, FTR double whip but Juice shove Cash into Dax! LEG LARIAT for Cash! White clinches, Dax switches, and shoves White into Austin! Austin swings into a shove, Nick helps out, SHATTER MACHINE!! White runs in, into a SUPERKICK! Nick goes up and up and ESCALARAS to take out Juice!

Fans are torn again as Matt and Dax have White! They get an arm each, B T F T R TRIGGER!!! Cover, COLTEN BREAKS IT! Matt TOSSES Colten out, then PLANCHAS but misses! Colten hits a FAMOUSER! Dax DECKS Colten! White clinches Dax, Dax slips out, Cash tags in! Wrench and whip, but Juice is back! Colten sneaks a tag as White goes by, Cash ELBOWS Juice away! But White dodges Dax to hit BLADERUNNER on Cash!! Colten TOSSES Dax, covers Cash, BCG WINS?!?!

Winners: Bullet Club Gold, by pinfall

The Bucks are shocked! White grins, because the Bang Bang Gang does it again! They were the more united unit, despite the great teamwork by FTR Bucks near the end there. Will this lead to Bullet Club Gold winning gold?

 

AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy VS Jon Moxley!

In the same city where Freshly Squeezed hit the scene, defeating The Bastard, Pac, and showing how serious he can be, Orange Cassidy is again serious about what really could be the biggest match in his career. No smooth talk, no gags, and no catchphrases, will there be no stopping Cassidy now? Or is this where the win streak finally ends?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and these two go All Out for the gold!

The bell rings and fans are all fired up for Cassidy. Cassidy looks around while Moxley keeps his eyes on Cassidy. Cassidy is almost bored but the fans fire up even more. Moxley gets a bit annoyed, but Cassidy finally steps out of the corner. Cassidy raises his hands, and puts them- MOX DECKS CASSIDY! Fans boo but Moxley CHOPS, CHOPS, and Cassidy falls over! Moxley keeps on Cassidy, CHOPS again, then follows him to another corner. Moxley rains down fists, fans boo, but Moxley BITES Cassidy! The ref counts, Moxley lets off, and Moxley runs back in, but into a BOOT! Cassidy ELBOWS Moxley, runs, and SHOTGUNS him down!

Cassidy kips up and fans fire up! ORANGE- NO, Moxley gets around to SAIDO! Cassidy writhes, clutching his neck. Moxley drags Cassidy around, reels him in, and SAIDOS again! Cassidy writhes but Moxley paces around. Moxley storms up to Cassidy, drags him up, and DECKS him again! Fans rally and duel, but Moxley drags Cassidy up. Moxley CHOPS, Cassidy CHOPS, but Moxley CHOPS again! Cassidy CHOPS again, but Moxley DECKS him! Moxley whips Cassidy corner to corner, Cassidy goes up and out, ducks the haymaker to ROCK Moxley, bump him off buckles, repeat, repeat, and repeat!

Cassidy climbs up, leaps, CROSSBODY! Moxley rolls through to DRAGON STOMP! Fans boo with every stomp but Moxley lets off. Moxley drags Cassidy up, suplexes, but STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRE hits! Moxley tumbles out, Cassidy runs and DIVES! Moxley is sent into barriers, Cassidy puts him back in. Cassidy runs, tilt-o-whirls, but Moxley fights it to X PLEX! Cassidy writhes but Moxley paces around him. Moxley gets the wrists again, for more DRAGON STOMPS! Moxley lets off, fans boo, but Moxley drags Cassidy up. Moxley TOSSES Cassidy out hard, then goes out after him as fans rally.

Moxley drags Cassidy up, around, and puts him against barriers. Fans rally up as Moxley then POSTS Cassidy! Moxley soaks up the cheers and jeers as he flexes and goes around the way. Moxley goes up the steps, stands in the ring, and waits on Cassidy. Cassidy sits up, and he’s busted open! The wounds from All In have returned, and Cassidy hobbles as he goes to the desk. Moxley goes out to BOOT Cassidy down! Moxley gets Cassidy on the desk, hops up on there with him, and just hammers away at the bloody forehead! Moxley even BITES Cassidy’s forehead! Fans boo and tell Moxley he’s sick, but he already knows that.

Moxley hops down, drags Cassidy around, and CHOKES him! BITES him! The ref reprimands, Moxley lets off and goes back to the ring. Cassidy crawls his way out from behind the desk, he’s “Blood Orange” right now. Moxley paces as Cassidy has a crimson mask forming. The ring count is 4 of 10 but a ring out won’t win the title. Even so, Moxley knows Cassidy is a fight, and Cassidy is in at 7 of 10! Moxley hauls Cassidy right up to a PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Cassidy is still in this, but Moxley uses wrist tape to CHOKE Cassidy! Moxley BITES the bloody forehead again! And CLAWS Cassidy’s face!

The ref reprimands and counts, Moxley shoves Cassidy down and he paces around. Cassidy goes to ropes, Moxley CHOKES him on the ropes! “This is the champ? I’m the champ now!” Moxley fires off crossface forearms! Fans are torn as Moxley CLUBS away on Cassidy! The ref counts, Moxley finally lets off, and the ref checks Cassidy. Cassidy shoves the ref away, he’s not giving up like this! Cassidy drags himself up, covered in his own blood, and the fans are fired up! Moxley stands Cassidy up but Cassidy throws hands! Moxley eggs Cassidy on, so Cassidy throws more hands! Moxley says okay, and he puts his hands in his pockets!

Fans fire up as Moxley pushes Cassidy with his head. Cassidy fires forearms! Moxley ROCKS Cassidy right back! Moxley has Cassidy in a corner, digs his boots in, but lets off as the ref counts. The ref checks Cassidy but he isn’t giving up. Moxley puts Cassidy up top, CHOPS him, and then climbs up after him. Moxley stands Cassidy up, throws headbutts again and again, then reels Cassidy in. Cassidy resists the lift, powers free, and he CLAWS Moxley’s back!! Fans fire up as Cassidy gives Moxley a taste of his own medicine, by BITING MOXLEY’S HEAD!! Cassidy DECKS Moxley with a forearm, adjusts, DEEP IMPACT!!

Cassidy keeps moving, tilt-o-whirls again, DDT!! And a kip up! But Cassidy’s back slows him down. Even so, Cassidy goes to the corner, takes aim at Moxley, but Moxley dodges the Orange Punch! Moxley JABS! JABS! JABS! ELBOW! Moxley reels Cassidy in, but Cassidy Alabama Lifts! Moxley sunset flips through but Cassidy rolls through to PENALTY KICK! Shoutout to his good friend, Shibata! Cassidy fires up with the fans, runs in, ORANGE PUNCH!! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives, that punch hasn’t been the same these last few weeks. Moxley shakes his head, rises up, but Cassidy goes to ropes.

Fans rally up as Cassidy stands. Cassidy Alabama Lifts, but Moxley fights it to a Gotch Lift! PILEDRIVER!!! Cover, TWO!! GHOST PIN! TWO!! Moxley escapes and has a BULLY CHOKE!!! Cassidy endures, sputters, seethes, reaches out, rolls and covers, TWO, and Moxley still has the hold! REAR NAKED CHOKE!!! Moxley has the body scissors, too! Cassidy endures, flails, fans fire up and rally behind Cassidy, and Cassidy pries the hold open! Moxley just shifts to an ARMBAR!! Cassidy clasps hands, but Moxley pries at the grip! Cassidy fights around, rolls, but Moxley has the LEBELL LOCK!! Shoutout to his teammate, Bryan Danielson!

Fans are thunderous as Cassidy endures! Cassidy fades, but he gets a second wind! He pushes back and pops free, to the ROPEBREAK!! The ref reprimands and counts as Moxley still holds on! Moxley lets off at 4, argues with the ref, but Cassidy flops to the floor. Moxley paces in frustration while the ref starts a ring count. Cassidy stirs, Moxley goes out and pushes the steels steps aside so he can start ripping tape away from floor mats! Moxley is exposing the concrete floor underneath! Fans fire up as Moxley drags Cassidy over! Moxley slashes his throat, lifts Cassidy up, but Cassidy fights! Alabama Lift! BEACH BREAK to concrete!!!

Fans are thunderous as both men writhe! Moxley flounders away to the steps, but Cassidy runs in! SHOTGUN into the steps! Cassidy hobbles up, staggers and gets in the ring, and he wants the count! Moxley stirs at 6 of 10, flounders up at 7, but flops over at 8! He revives at 9 and springs in at 9.9!! Fans are thunderous and Cassidy glares at Moxley. Moxley aims, runs in, ORANGE PUNCH!! Moxley staggers around!? Cassidy reloads to ORANGE PUNCH!! Fans are thunderous as Cassidy shakes his head! Off comes the elbow pad, he slashes his throat, and he shakes the ropes! ORANGE- CUTTER!!! Moxley drags Cassidy right up!

Cassidy wrenches out! ORANGE PUNCH!!! Cassidy runs and runs and SPEARS Moxley!! Shoutout to Moxley’s old pal, the Tribal Chief!! Cover, TWO!!! Both men are down and fans are electric! Cassidy sits up, scowling through his crimson mask. Cassidy stands, goes back to Moxley, and he puts his hands up! And then into his pockets! Cassidy fires the “devastating” kicks! But then Cassidy gets really into it, and he BOOTS and BOOTS and BOOTS Moxley!! Then he winds up, but Moxley KING KONG LARIATS!! But Cassidy kips up?!?! KING KONG LARIAT again!! And then a POINT-BLANK LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!!!

Moxley drags Cassidy up, DEATH RIDER!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?!? HOW?!?!? Moxley is incensed but the fans are electric! Moxley says a quick prayer, asking for forgiveness for what is about to happen. Cassidy rises slowly, shakes his head, and puts his hands up, to FLIP MOXLEY OFF! Moxley underhooks, DEATH RIDER!!!! Cover, Moxley wins!!!

Winner: Jon Moxley, by pinfall (NEW AEW International Champion)

Moxley himself said Cassidy is the real deal, but even then, Moxley brings him down! The rest of the BCC hurries out here to help Moxley up. Cassidy’s reign is over after setting a high bar, will The Maniac be able to match it? As for Cassidy, fans cheer for “FRESHLY SQUEEZED! FRESHLY SQUEEZED!” Cassidy sits up, his backpack is now empty. Fans chant “Thank You, Orange!” and they cheer again as Cassidy manages to stand. The Freshly Squeezed Streak is over, what does Cassidy do now?


My Thoughts:

Another awesome PPV event from AEW, even with their biggest one just last week. I personally just hope they don’t do All In and All Out a week apart again next year, and that no other shows (WWE Payback this year) complicate things so that show after show preempt each other in my personal schedule. But my gripes aside, there wasn’t really anything bad to talk about here tonight. Zero Hour is always good stuff, and I like that they decided to kayfabe them donating $50K to a Chicago nonprofit. Naturally it was Hangman getting the win through that, The Elite are the good guys and they’re gonna personally sponsor a move like that.

Really good Women’s Trios match, I really liked the interactions of Athena with Diamante and Mercedes. Heels don’t have to get along just cuz they’re all Heels, and then a great win for the Faces there. Athena and Shida interacting was also great, I wouldn’t blame AEW for having Shida go into ROH for a stretch to feud with Athena, or perhaps a better move is for Athena to show up on AEW shows more to feud with Shida. And great AEW World Trios Championship match, though rather short. Thankfully, Triple J lost, with great stuff from Dennis Rodman. This def should just be a one-off, we do not need Triple J feuding with Acclaimed again.

The main show opening with the different ROH title matches was a good move, those results were all given. Dark Order had a great showing against MJF & Cole but since this wasn’t MJF & Cole VS The Kingdom like I was hoping, MJF & Cole retain. There wasn’t even a hint of that drama in this, which is also a shame to me. But I did really appreciate the interaction of MJF and Samoa Joe. It was a little reward for those fans who knew about that moment when Samoa Joe was in the WWE and MJF was paying his dues as a random security guard. But even if you didn’t know, it was great stuff of Joe just being cocky and MJF being set off. MJF VS Joe really should happen, but I feel like Joe should drop the ROH TV Championship first.

Which didn’t happen tonight. I can’t believe Joe VS Shane was under ten minutes, that is a bit of a disservice to Shane Taylor and those who know him from watching ROH. But this was put on this card mostly because there was now CM Punk and his “Real” World Championship since he got himself fired. Joe will surely pass the reign record now, probably dropping the TV title to Dalton Castle come whatever ROH PPV is next. The TNT Championship match was awesome stuff, and I am glad they didn’t go with Nick Wayne turning on Darby. Now, Nick indirectly costs Darby because Christian attacked him to throw Darby off. Luchasaurus retains so he and Christian can still hold this over people’s head, can’t wait to see what’s next.

Great match from Miro VS Hobbs, and I love that the fans really got into the Big E vibe of “big meaty men slapping meat.” Miro and Hobbs clearly had fun playing along with that, and great win for Miro. Hobbs swerving us all with his show of respect was good stuff, too, as was CJ Perry finally showing up in AEW! Miro’s story takes a new turn now, surely CJ will try to get through to him about his cutting her out of his life. Great TBS Championship match, but I think the best part was Toni Storm essentially leaving The Outcasts before they can kick her out. She was wearing red this time, not green, and Kris wins because Toni stopped Ruby, I bet we see Saraya VS Storm for the Women’s World title because of this.

Eddie & Shibata VS Claudio & Yuta was really good stuff, though the one gripe would be, did this need to happen here? Maybe this is because, again, no CM Punk. But it probably would’ve felt the same if it opened/main evented a Dynamite. Yuta taking the beating so Claudio could win it for them was a good finish, and one way or another, I hope this leads to Claudio VS Eddie for the ROH World Championship, or hell, make it Winner Takes All. Make the NJPW Strong Openweight Championship part of it so that there’s the tease of Claudio winning and showing up on a NJPW Strong show, but then duh, Eddie wins. Eddie gets the better of Claudio and gets to be on both ROH and NJPW Strong to show Claudio he really can be a workhorse.

WOW that Strap Match! Bryan Danielson only just now getting back in the ring, kayfabe stepping in for Steamboat but probably actually stepping in for Punk, he really stepped up to the plate. He and Starks were just on fire the whole match, and that pass out finish for Starks was a great way for him to lose while staying strong. This is perhaps going to go down as AEW’s Bret Hart VS Stone Cold because of that pass out finish. The 8 Man Tag of FTR Bucks VS BCG was great stuff, maybe one sequence too long for so late in the card, but I did not think BCG would win out. The AEW World Tag title picture is getting full, because the Bucks could still circle back but we’re clearly circling back to FTR VS White & Juice, that WrestleDream card could be pretty big, too.

And while having to follow the amazing strap match and the really good 8 Man Tag, Cassidy VS Moxley still turned out to be a great main event. Naturally, someone gets bloody here, and it added to Cassidy fighting as the underdog champion that he was bleeding from very early on. Moxley winning out was only moderately surprising, as Cassidy has been beat up for the longest time and even in kayfabe, something had to give. Moxley now makes history by being the first man in AEW to have been world champion and International Champion in his career. I don’t know if he’ll go for as long as Cassidy did with this title, but Cassidy himself is now free to explore other title divisions.

My Score: 8.9/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (4/12/25)

Why, FTR, why?

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The Top Guys explain themselves!

After failing to take the AEW World Trios Championships, FTR turned on the Rated R Superstar! Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler now tell us WHY!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • 2025 Women’s Owen Hart Foundation Tournament Opening Round: Jamie Hayter VS Billie Starkz; Jamie wins and advances.
  • The Gates of Agony VS Smash ‘n’ Burn; The Gates win.
  • Anthony Bowens w/ Billy Gunn VS Blake Christian w/ Lee Johnson; Bowens wins.
  • 2v1 Handicap: Megan Bayne w/ Penelope Ford VS LMK & Kelly Madan; Megan wins.
  • Kevin Knight VS AR Fox; Knight wins.
  • FTR VS 2Point0; FTR wins.
  • 2025 Women’s Owen Hart Foundation Tournament Opening Round: Athena VS Harley Cameron; Athena wins and advances.
  • 2025 Men’s Owen Hart Foundation Tournament Opening Round: Konosuke Takeshita VS Brody King; Takeshita wins and advances.

PLAY BY PLAY

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

While Pac goes down with an Achilles injury, The Death Riders will still defend their AEW World Trios Championships using some Freebird Rules! Jon Moxley steps in, will he, Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta keep the reign of terror going? Or can The Opps free the trios titles from their death grip?

 

FTR is here!

Speaking of those titles, Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler are here after failing to win the AEW World Trios Championships, and then brutalizing The Rated R Superstar! Adam Copeland had to be stretchered out of the arena in Philadelphia on Sunday, and FTR gets booed by Springfield, Massachusetts here tonight. Cash has a mic to say, “What happened Sunday, that wasn’t an easy decision for me. And despite what you might think, it was not premeditated. Adam Copeland has been one of my best friends, he has been my mentor, for 15 YEARS, before I even really knew Dax Harwood!”

The fans boo but Cash says the more Dax talked, the more sense he made. The more sense it made, the more it pissed Cash off, because he wanted Dax to be wrong. But Cash could feel it, he could feel that he was wrong. The more he watched the moves Cope made backstage, the more he moved against FTR’s careers, the more Cash understood that Cope only cared about Cope. Cope held FTR down! He held them down to lift himself up! So in Philly, when Cash saw Dax sitting here, Cope laying here, in that moment… It just clicked. Cash knew what had to happen, and that he’d have to be the one to do it!

The fans boo more but Cash says Cope may have trained him as a young man, but that’s all Cope ever saw! That helpless kid! And Cash is not that anymore. Cope did not respect Cash as a man! And if you disrespect him, you have to pay. FTR are living legends! They will be treated as such! Dax says he knows that it is the “cool” thing to do, so you feel like you’re somebody, you feel like you’re involved. It’s cool to boo FTR when they talk, that’s “cool” in 2025. The fans didn’t reach their dreams, so now they make their own. But just let Dax say this one thing and then they can do this charade.

“Last week, I saw a sign in the crowd that said, ‘Why, FTR, Why?’ And as cliche as that is, I though to myself, ‘Well, why not?’ Instead of asking us why, you should be thanking us! You should be thanking us because we gave Adam Copeland everything he wanted. Adam Copeland was begging for relevancy in 2025 at the expense of the ABSOLUTE BEST TAG TEAM IN THIS WORLD, and we gave it to him!” The fans chant, “You Sold Out!” and Dax asks back, “How did I sell out, you idiots? I didn’t make any money off of this.” But over the last week, Dax has been wracking his brain on what to say over what he could say to the fans and be justified.

And then it clicked! Dax doesn’t care if anyone agrees with FTR! What FTR did was right. The fans boo, but Dax says even though FTR doesn’t own anyone an explanation, let’s have fun here. They’ll run down the list. For four MONTHS, they waited. Four months, nothing to do, they were irrelevant for four months. The only thing planned for them was to be Cope’s new Edgeheads. They put FTR’s career on hold so Cope could chase his glory days and win one more world title, holding on to a sliver of hope that he might still be the man. Dax tells Adam, “We’ve won ten world titles across seven worldwide brands, and YOU want us to take a backseat to you!?

“You’re selfish! Too damn selfish to see where the issue is! And I wanted nothing more, I wanted nothing more than Adam Copeland to end his career side-by-side with FTR and ride off into the sunset. But just like every wrestler in Adam Copeland’s position, you’re TOO DAMN SELFISH!” The fans boo, Dax tells them they paid money to see him so sit down and shut up. Just work out even once, buddy! Dax understands there are a lot of people in the back not happy with FTR. And that there are some people out here not happy with them. Tony Schiavone, come on over here. The fans boo, but Dax promises Schiavone that he just wants to talk.

Nigel isn’t so sure, but Schiavone says he has things he needs to say, too. The fans are torn, but Schiavone goes to the ring. Dax tells Schiavone to be careful now, don’t fall getting in. But this week on Dynamite, Schiavone had some choice words for FTR. Funny that they were hundreds of miles away at the time. But now, face to face, would Schiavone like to say something? Schiavone says yes, and he says that they were wrong to do that to Cope. The fans cheer, Schiavone points out that when FTR arrived, the fans all loved FTR. FTR revived tag team wrestling. But in one fell swoop, they turned their backs on the man who helped them in their career.

Dax stops Schiavone there, laughing that off. So there was one other thing Schiavone said, and he doesn’t quite remember. Dax is pretty sure it had to do with Dax’s family? Yes… Schiavone says Dax’s daughter, a wonderful young lady, Straight A student… How did she feel on Monday when her friends told her that her dad turned on one of his best friends? Dax paces, and then he drags Schiavone into position! The fans boo, but Nigel stands up! FTR sees that, and the fans cheer as Nigel storms off commentary! Nigel gets in the ring to get Schiavone to safety, and he also told Schiavone he knew this would happen.

FTR warns Nigel now, but here comes Daniel Garcia! He steps to them, but FTR SHOVES him down! Then they realize what they did, and they apologize. They don’t have anything against Garcia, they’re sorry. They help Garcia stand up, then they hug Garcia…? The fans boo, and Garcia has no idea what to make of this. FTR leaves, Schiavone & Nigel go back to commentary, and Garcia makes sure Schiavone is okay. The fans cheer Garcia, Schiavone says he had to say what he said. Will the Top Guys be the absolute worst from now on?

 

Toni Storm speaks.

“Megan Bayne is a monster. That woman has so much thigh meat, I thought I was being mugged on Thanksgiving. Nevertheless, I don’t need to tell you that this whore you all adore, this slut you can’t rebut, this tramp is still the champ! But enough of this gay banter. The Owen Hart Cup has begun, and the winner goes on to All In: Texas for a shot at the AEW Women’s World Championship. Ladies, good luck. But this is a timeless cafe, and I’m gonna bake up the biggest batch of slop tarts you’ve ever seen! Billie Starkz, you Johnny Come Lately, milk-breathed, knobby kneed little brat. I will make a woman out of you.

“Harley Cameron. Call me Jim Henson, because I will wear you on my wrist and make you sing Rainbow Connection.” Schiavone? Toni says that’s the wrong slide, next! “Mercedes Money, our CEO. What an unfortunate nickname. I will drain your 401K and put you so deep into recession, you’ll have to drink my bath water. Kris Statlander. My God, what a woman! Athena. You may be the ROH Forever Champion, but you’ll last about two minutes with me. And Jamie Hayter, take my advice: No money has ever been made from dressing like you’re in a different era.

“And as for me, I could sit at home and watch this entire tournament eating veal parmesana, but that’s not the kind of woman I am, yet. Nevertheless, at Double or Nothing, I will be there, I will be watching, I will be sweating, and I will always be… TIMELESS~!” The champion has put all of her contenders on notice, but who will even make it out of the first round of this star-studded tournament?

 

2025 Women’s Owen Hart Foundation Tournament Opening Round: Jamie Hayter VS Billie Starkz!

Well, speaking of those challengers, we have two here to finally kick off the action! Hayter and Billie went a round already, but will it be a repeat performance? Or will this be a Starkz contrast from last time?

The bell rings and the fans rally. Jamie rushes Billie but Billie dodges the boot. Jamie ducks Billie’s heel kick, then shoves Billie to ropes. Billie ducks, whips, but Jamie ducks ‘n’ dodges. Billie sees the lariat coming and backs off! Jamie smirks and the fans cheer. Billie comes back, offers a handshake, but Jamie isn’t so sure. Jamie accepts, but Billie whips! Jamie ducks ‘n’ dodges, Billie drops down then HEEL KICKS! Jamie goes down in a heap, seems it isn’t just Hayter who hits hard! Jamie goes to the apron, Billie storms up, but Billie bobs ‘n’ weaves to then sweep the legs! Billie SUPERKICKS Jamie, then runs, and DIVES into a forearm!

The fans fire up and Jamie brushes off the biceps. Jamie whips Billie hard into railing, then drags her up to whip her into more- NO, Billie goes up, but Jamie catches her to TOSS her over! Billie is in the timekeeper’s area while the fans fire up! Jamie refreshes the ring count, fetches Billie, but Billie HOTSHOTS her off railing! Billie then climbs onto the railing, and the fans fire up as Billie SWANTON BOMBS Jamie on the floor! The fans fire up and Billie hurries to put Jamie in the ring. Billie then climbs the corner and the fans rally up again. Jamie anchors a foot, Billie CLUBS Jamie, but Jamie CLUBS Billie.

Jamie climbs up after Billie, but Billie SHOVES her down! Billie adjusts, DIVING- NO, Jamie dodges the stomp! Billie blocks the kick, to KNEE her! Billie suplexes, Jamie lands out to whip! Billie bounces off buckles, and into a SPIENBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Billie is tougher than that but Jamie stomps her around. Jamie bumps Billie off buckles, digs her boots in, then hits a snap suplex! Billie writhes, Jamie covers, ONE!! Jamie kneels on Billie’s head, then steps off. Billie flounders, Jamie drags her up, but Billie fires hands! Jamie throws Billie by her hair! The ref reprimands but the fans cheer while Billie goes to the apron.

Jamie kicks Billie to the floor, then mockingly counts really fast, but Collision goes picture in picture.

Jamie applauds, but the ref says his count isn’t even close to over. Jamie goes out to fetch Billie, then SMACKS Her off the apron! Jamie puts Billie in the ring, then clamps on a chinlock. Billie endures as Jamie grinds her down. Billie fights up, fires body shots, but Jamie CLUBS her down. Jamie drags Billie up, bumps her off buckles again and again and again, and again and again and again, and again and again and again! Jamie finally stops as the ref counts 4, and Billie is in a daze. Jamie whips Billie corner to corner hard, then storms up to fire forearms. Jamie ROCKS Billie and she sits down. Jamie digs her boots in, but the ref counts.

Jamie steps off, then drags Billie up. Jamie whips Billie corner to corner again, then runs up, but Billie BOOTS her away! Billie HEEL- NO, Jamie blocks that kick! Jamie steps over to power Billie down into the HALF CRAB! Collision returns to single picture as Billie endures! Billie powers up, reaches out, and the fans rally as she fights forward! Billie rolls and sends Jamie into buckles! Billie hobbles, runs back in, but Jamie dodges! Billie ELBOWS Jamie, BOOTS her, then goes up, but Jamie stops the boot! Billie rebounds to ENZIGIRI! Billie sweeps the legs and deadlift GERMAN SUPLEXES! Bridging cover, TWO!

The fans fire up as Jamie stays in this, and Billie slaps herself to focus again. Billie snarls, drags Jamie up, and Billie suplexes. Jamie fights it, fires knees, then gets free, Jamie blocks a lariat, but Billie ducks the other! DRAGON SUPLEX! Billie then shifts to have a CHINBAR HALF NELSON COMBO! Jamie endures as Billie even bends her against a knee! Jamie fights up, snapmares free, and KNEES Billie down! Cover, TWO! Jamie drags Billie up, whips her, and fireman’s carries! USHIGOROSHI! Billie sputters, Jamie runs, SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Billie survives and Jamie is shocked!

The fans rally up while Jamie throws off her wristbands. Jamie says time to end it! Jamie stands Billie up, fires forearm after forearm, and Billie flops over. The fans fire up, Jamie kisses the bicep, and she stands Billie up. SPRINGBOARD HAYT- NO, Billie ducks and backslides! ONE!! Billie suplexes, GHOSTBUSTER!! Cover, TWO?!?! Jamie survives and Billie is beside herself! The fans rally up and Billie goes back to the corner. Billie climbs, aims, and SWANTON BOMBS!! Cover, TWO!! Hayter survives again and Billie is shocked! The fans rally even harder, and Billie looks to the trophy. Billie stalks Jamie to the apron, then stomps her down.

Billie goes out to bring Jamie up, and she CLUBS her! Billie ROCKS Jamie, reels her in, but Jamie fights the lift! Jamie lifts Billie, Billie fights that! Jamie HEADBUTTS Billie, and Billie holds onto the ropes. Jamie reels Billie in, SUPLEX TO THE FLOOR! Springfield goes nuts while both women are down! The ref checks and both women are somehow still in this. The ring starts, “This is Awesome!” as both women stir at 4 of 10. Jamie rises up at 7, Billie at 8, and both women spring in at 9! The fans fire up as this continues! Billie and Jamie rise up again, and Jamie ROCKS Billie! Billie comes back to ROCK Jamie!

Jamie comes back to ROCK Billie, but Billie fires a flurry! Billie winds up, but Jamie SUPERKICKS! And ENZIGIRIS! Jamie whips, clinches, but Billie stuffs it! Jamie powers through to HATE BREAKER!! And then HAYTERADE!! Cover, Jamie wins!

Winner: Jamie Hayter, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

Billie put on another incredible fight, but it was still not enough to reach that next level! Hayter Hits Hard, but will she have to hit even harder going up against Kris Statlander?

 

The Death Riders speak.

Claudio Castagnoli says, “When we started this war, we fully expected casualties. But we do not mourn, because only in death does duty end. Now, we’re not gonna hide. We’re still gonna be front and center! So  Joe, yes, we’re gonna accept that challenge!” Claudio rants in German, then says at Spring Breakthru, it’s on. They do not concede territory! Marina Shafir holds up Pac’s belt, and Moxley says, “What a learning experience this will be for generational punk ass play wrestlers who don’t wanna show up to work. There’s plenty of money, championships, glory, victory, and it’s all on the frontline.

“If you want it, that’s where you gotta be. You gotta step in, step up, put yourself in harm’s way. Samoa Joe, Shibata-san, you guys know that. What’re you teaching sweet young Hook? Hook… Don’t worry. Relax. It’s the biggest match of your life. But trust me… Chicks dig scars.” Wheeler Yuta smirks, and shows his scar. Will the Death Riders find The Opps are in fact lacking?

 

The Gates of Agony VS Smash ‘n’ Burn!

Bishop Kaun & Toa Liona have been dominating for a long time, but they’re still waiting on their opportunity. Will this be

The teams sort out, Kaun starts against Juni Underwood, and KNEES him, to then BACKBREAKER, and RUNNING SUPLEX! Kaun puts Juni in the corner. Tag to Liona, and Liona puts Juni in a corner for point-blank LARIATS! Liona goes all the way to TEN, then short arm LARIATS Juni inside-out! Then he TOSSES Ricky Pryce into the ring just because! Liona runs up to CLOBBER Ricky! Tag to Kaun, the Gates get Juni up to OPEN THE GATES onto Ricky! Cover, Gates win!

Winners: The Gates of Agony, by pinfall

Kaun applauds his opponents, and Liona laughs. “We hurt people, too!” Is that a not so subtle message sent to the AEW World Tag Team Champions?

 

Backstage interview with FTR.

Lexy Nair finds Cash & Dax on their way out and asks for a moment. After what they did to Cope- Wait, 2Point0 barges in! Matt Menard & Angelo Parker excuse Lexy, and they say FTR must think they’re pretty slick. They’ve got the wool pulled over Danny’s eyes. But 2Point0 sees through the BS, and they’ll be damned if they let FTR put Garcia in the same position as Cope. FTR try to speak but Menard says no, it’s their time to talk. A year and a half, Menard has been waiting for this. A YEAR AND A HALF, and FTR finally exposed themselves! FTR thinks they can do this to Garcia? Dax tries to speak but Menard tells him to shut his gaddamn mouth!

This is 2Point0’s time! Understand that they won’t sit by and see what happened to Cope happen to Garcia! FTR asks if they want to fight. Yeah, they do! Okay, FTR will fight 2Point0 tonight, with Garcia ringside. Garcia is a grown man, he can make his own decisions. #TopGuysOut. Cash & Dax go back to the locker room, will they take out Daddy Magic & Cool Hand Ange?

 

Anthony Bowens w/ Billy Gunn VS Blake Christian w/ Lee Johnson!

The 5 Tool Player made his return at Dynasty, and he added on to Platinum Max’s losing streak. But will Bowens finally prove himself worthy of gold all his own? Or will the Vanilla Babyface get all heat for ruining things?

The bell rings and the fans fire up for Bowens. Bowens and Blake circle, tie up, and Bowens waistlocks. Bowens SLAMS Blake down, facelocks, but Blake fights up. Blake wrenches out, wristlocks, but Bowens slips through to wrench and hammerlock. Bowens spins and snapmares Blake, then ghost pins, TWO! Bowens reminds Blake he’s in here with the Five Tool Player! Blake slaps that hand away, and says he only needs one. Blake runs up, Bowens dodges, Blake goes up and DROPKICKS Bowens in the back! Blake struts, then whips, but Bowens reverses. Blake ducks a lariat, FACEBUSTERS Bowens, and SLAPS him!

The fans boo but Blake “tastes” the ice cream. But Bowens CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Bowens whips, Blake reverses, but Bowens hurdles to slips around and BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Bowens has the fans throw up the scissor fingers, and Bowens scissor fingers with Billy while Collision goes picture in picture.

Bowens watches Blake rise up, then takes aim to ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, but Blake avoids the superkick! Bowens is annoyed, but he goes out the side to run in around the way. Blake slips back inside, Bowens goes to the apron, and Bowens blocks a kick! Blake ENZIGIRS, then APRON SPEARS! Blake takes another taste, then builds speed to FOSBURY TOPE! Blake lounges on the floor, tells Billy to back off, but Billy tells him to SUCK IT. Blake drags Bowens into the ring, then brings him up to wrench and WRING out the arm! Blake drags Bowens back up, but Bowens ROCKS Blake! And CHOPS! And ROCKS him again!

Bowens ROCKS Blake in the corner, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Blake RAMS shoulders with Bowens. Blake eggs Bowens on, wrenches the arm, and RAMS shoulders again! Blake kicks at Bowens mockingly while Big Shotty taunts the fans. Blake wrenches, Bowens whips, then Bowens runs past. Blake dodges Bowens, Bowens redirects and mule kicks! Front kicks! FAMOUSER! The fans fire up and Bowens aims at Blake. Blake stands, Bowens wrenches and torture racks! Swing and SLAM! Cover, TWO! Blake survives the “Grand Slam” but the fans rally up. Bowens waits on Blake, reels him in, fireman’s carry, but Blake fights with elbows! Blake is on the apron, and he CLAWS Bowens’ eyes!

Blake TOSSES Bowens out, then runs along the apron, DAREDEVIL DIVE! The fans boo but Blake puts Bowens in. Blake steps in, but Bowens KICKS him in the ropes! DRAPING SIDEWINDER! Cover, Lee gives Blake the ROPEBREAK! The fans boo and Daddy Ass is pissed! He says Lee did that! Bowens glares at Lee, but Blake waistlocks! Bowens switches, rolls Blake, TWO! Bowens kicks low, whips Blake, but Blake rolls off Bowens’ back! Blake shoves Bowens, SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO! Bowens is still in this, but Blake runs to handspring and NEURALIZER KICK! Blake fires up but the fans boo more.

Blake goes up a corner, takes aim, 450 DOUBLE STOMP!! Cover, TWO!! Bowens survives and the fans fire up! Blake is frustrated, but he drags Bowens up. The fans rally for Bowens as Blake kicks at Bowens. Blake talks trash, but Bowens CHOPS him! Blake storms up, but into ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS- NO, Blake blocks the superkick to whip Bowens to ropes. Bowens reverses that, Blake tiger feints through, STUNNER! Bowens flounders, Blake brings Bowens in, and he tells Billy to SUCK IT! Blake runs, Bowens dodges! Blake handsprings, into the SUPERKICK! Lee gets on the apron, Bowens DECKS him!

The fans fire up, Billy DECKS Lee! Bowens aims at Blake, ROLLING ELBOW!! Cover, Bowens wins!

Winner: Anthony Bowens, by pinfall

The “Molly Whop” is just as it sounds, Bowens put the beating on the Vanilla Babyface! Bowens has a mic and he wants Springfield to make some noise! The fans cheer, and Bowens says, “This has been a long time coming, and it’s time to level up. Because what you see before you is AEW’s Five Tool Player! The perfect combination of power, athleticism, intelligence, the look, and the it factor. And I am the Pride of Professional Wrestling, baby! And I don’t need a government trademark to prove I’m the best. I’m gonna prove it to you every single week, right here! So the last question is: Who will step up to the plate next and get their ass Molly Whopped by THE Five Tool Player?!”

Mic drop from Bowens, will he use all his tools and all this momentum to hit homerun after homerun?

 

2v1 Handicap: Megan Bayne w/ Penelope Ford VS LMK & Kelly Madan!

The Megasus may not be AEW Women’s World Champion, but he will not stop after one failure. And now, to satisfy her anger, she’s taking on two opponents at once! Will everyone bow down, no matter who they are or how many there are?

The bell rings, Madan starts for her team, and she runs up, only for Megan to RAM her into a corner! And RAM her again and again and again! Megan CHOPS Madan, throws her down, then runs up to SHOTGUN her down! Madan scrambles away, LMK tags in, and LMK goes up! CROSSBODY, but Megan catches her! Megan FALL AWAY SLAMS LMK, and Little Mean Kathleen staggers around. Megan SPLASHES Madan, SPLASHES LMK, then sends LMK into Madan! DOUBLE SPLASH! Megan scoops LMK, CLOBBERS Madan, then SLAMS LMK! The fans fire up as Megan hauls Madan up, fireman’s carries, FATE’S DESCENT onto LMK! Cover, Megan wins!

Winner: Megan Bayne, by pinfall

The female titan didn’t even break a sweat, but she may have broken both opponents. She sits them up, shouts, “BOW DOWN!” and then SLAMS them both back down! Will no one stop Megan from rising back to title contention?

 

Kevin Knight VS AR Fox!

The Jet didn’t win in his Owen Hart Cup match, and he came up short on the NJPW Strong Openweight Tag Team Championships in Chicago just last night, but he did win his part of $400,000 on Dynamite. Will Knight still be feeling fly after facing a veteran high-flyer? Or will Knight take over the Whole Fox’n Show?

The bell rings and Knight runs up! Fox dodges the boot, Knight dodges a boot, then Knight CHOPS! Knight whips, BACKDROP, but Fox lands out to roll Knight up! TWO, Knight Oklahoma Rolls, TWO! Fox tilt-o-whirls and waistlocks, Knight switches, Fox bucks the O’Conner! Knight sunset flips, TWO! Knight kicks low, runs, but then fakes out Fox’s dropkick! SLIDING SHOULDER TACKLE! UFO SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Fox stays in this but Knight stays cool. Knight brings Fox up to ROCK him in the back! Knight kicks low, but Fox fires body shots. Knight fires a forearm, but Fox fires back! Knight UPPERCUTS, then wrenches.

Knight whips, Fox grabs ropes, and Fox TOSSES Knight! Fox ROCKS Knight, but Knight throws Fox down! Fox kips up to PELE! The fans fire up, Fox builds speed, and he SLINGSHOT STOMPS Knight on the apron! The fans fire up as Fox then goes up the corner, MOONSAULT onto Knight! Another direct hit and the fans fire up while Collision goes picture in picture.

Fox looms over Knight, stomps him, then drags Knight up. Fox whips Knight hard into barriers! Then Fox brings Knight around, to SMACK him off the barriers! The fans cheer, Fox refreshes the ring count, but Knight CHOPS in return! Fox is stinging, but Knight CHPOS him again! Knight whips, Fox reverses, and Knight tumbles into the ring. Fox KICKS him, then hurries to cover, TWO! Knight stays in this but Fox sits him up, for a basement DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Knight stays cool but Fox pushes him around. Knight fires body shots, then forearms. Fox kicks low, suplexes, ANARCHY! Knight flounders around while Fox snarls.

Fox rolls to have a cover, TWO! Knight has a ghost pin, TWO! Fox CLOBBERS Knight, then CLUBS him down. Knight goes to a corner, Fox CHOPS him, and then Fox snapmares Knight. Fox runs to basement DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Fox clamps onto Knight with a chinlock, but Knight endures. The fans rally up and Knight fights around. Fox holds tight, but Knight stands up. Fox wrangles Knight back to the mat! Knight endures again, fights around, and Collision returns to single picture. Knight stands to JAWBREAKER free! Fox snarls, comes back, but Knight UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS!

Fox KNEES low, runs, but Knight DROPKICKS him down! The fans fire up and Knight kips up! Fox goes to a corner, Knight runs up, and LARIATS! Knight UPPERCUTS, stomps, repeat! The ref counts, Knight stomps a mudhole then digs his boot in. Knight lets off, whips corner to corner, but Fox reverses. Knight reverses back, SKY2HIGH! Cover, TWO! Fox survives and Knight is a bit surprised, but he waits on Fox. Fox rises, the fans rally, and Knight somersaults, but Fox denies him the DDT! Knight BOOTS from the corner, Fox returns, so Knight ELBOWS him! Knight goes up, but so does Fox! LOW MEIN PAIN!

Fox goes right up, 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Knight survives and Fox is shocked! The fans fire up and Fox drags Knight up. “This is Awesome!” as Fox crisscrosses Knight’s arms. Fox reels Knight in, but Knight rolls Fox up! TWO!! Fox escapes, but Knight DROPKICKS him again! Fox staggers, but he BOOTS back! Fox goes up, but Knight goes to the UPPER ROOM! Somersault, SATELLITE DDT! The fans fire up and Knight goes to the corner! Fox staggers, Knight springboards, FLYING LARIAT! Cover, Knight wins!

Winner: Kevin Knight, by pinfall

The Jet Liner takes Knight to the winner’s circle! But with Best of the Super Juniors around the corner, will Knight be #The1ULookUp2?

 

The Gates of Agony speak.

Bishop Kaun applauds, and he says, “That was impressive, wasn’t it? We’re back. And we’re not even hurt. But we don’t mind being hurt.” Toa Liona says, “We don’t.” Kaun says they actually love being hurt! Hurt Syndicate! You hurt people? This Wednesday on Dynamite, the Gates would love to see you try. Hurt Syndicate hurts people? The Gates of Agony BREAK people! See you in Boston! Will Bobby Lashley & Shelton Benjamin still be standing when Kaun & Liona #OpenTheGates?

 

FTR VS 2Point0!

Dax & Cash want to still be Daniel Garcia’s friends, but Menard & Parker have been Garcia’s friends this whole time. Daddy Magic & Cool Hand Ange have always felt something was off, will they finally take the Top Guys out?

Speaking of Garcia, he makes his way out, as invited by FTR. He still seems to be upset and unsure given FTR lashing out earlier, but he’s still ringside. The teams sort out and Dax BLASTS Parker off the apron! Dax beats up on Menard and then Cash runs up to CLOBBER Parker! The fans boo as Cash sends Parker into railing! And apron! And railing again! And then more railing! Cash stands over Parker, Dax stands over Menard, and Garcia can only watch. Parker gets up to CHOP Cash, Cash hits back! Menard’s already busted open as Dax beats on him! Cash CHOPS Parker, Menard wobbles, but Dax ROCKS Menard!

Cash CHOKES Parker against railing, Dax DECKS Menard, and the fans boo. Dax sits Menard up, and again Garcia can only watch this as Dax hammers away on Menard’s head. Cash then sends Parker into the steel steps! Dax puts Menard in a corner, tells Garcia that this isn’t personal, 2Point0 signed up for this. The fans rally for “DADDY MAGIC!” but Dax throws more fists! Menard is a bloody mess as Dax punches away! The ref backs Dax off, Menard stands like a zombie, and he ROCKS Dax! And ROCKS him again! Menard ROCKS Dax again and again and again in the corner! The fans love it, but Cash storms in to go after Menard!

Cash pulls hair, but Menard DECKS him, too! Menard flounders, Dax LARIATS him down! Parker storms in but Dax has him up! SHATTER MACHINE!! Dax tags Cash, and now they get Menard up. MIND BREAKER!! But they’re not done?! Garcia says c’mon already! FTR still gets Menard up for another MIND BREAKER!! They won’t stop, they get Menard back up! Garcia gets on the apron, he wants the ref to step in already! FTR apologize and they set Menard down. Cover, FTR wins!

Winners: FTR, by pinfall

Garcia is still furious, and he storms into the ring. He checks on Menard, then he gets in Dax’s face! Dax & Cash want Garcia to calm down. They did hear him out in the end there. Garcia says it shouldn’t have taken that! FTR leaves, Garcia helps Menard stand, but then FTR returns! They CLOBBER Garcia! They beat Garcia down while the fans boo! FTR get Garcia up, MIND BREAKER!!! And then they get him back up!? MIND BREAKER!!! The ref shouts at them to stop, the fans boo as hard as they can, but FTR hauls Garcia up again! Security rushes in to stop this! Dax DECKS the ref!! That’s another fine right there!

The fans boo, security try to stop FTR, but FTR gets Garcia up again! BUT WAIT! The Undisputed Kingdom rush in! The paragons of wrestling will not let this injustice continue! They run FTR off, but FTR says they should watch their backs now. Who else will FTR violently disrespect as they demand we respect them?

 

2025 Women’s Owen Hart Foundation Tournament Opening Round: Athena VS Harley Cameron!

The LONGEST REIGNING champion in ROH history, and yes that is champion bar none, male or female, is finally getting her shot at history here in AEW. She could very well become a new Double Champion should she win all the way to Double or Nothing and then All In: Texas. But she must first get past one wild Aussie! Will Athena #FeelTheWrath of Harley Cameron? Or will the Fallen Goddess, the Minion Overlord, the American Joshi, simply add Harley’s name to the long, long list of fallen opponents?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Athena and Harley circle, feel things out, then tie up. Athena powers Harley to the corner, but she lets off quickly. Harley storms up, Athena shoves her back, then Athena pats Harley on the head. Athena soaks up heat, but Harley headlocks. Athena powers up and out, drops down, but Harley drop toeholds! Harley pats Athena on the head! The fans cheer and Athena says okay, that’s fair. Athena then runs up to roll Harley up, TWO! Harley trips Athena, jackknife bridges, TWO! Athena sunset flips, TWO! Harley high stacks, TWO and Athena sunset flips again, TWO! The fans fire up as the two stand off!

Harley and Athena reset, Athena applauds for Harley, then headlocks! Harley endures the grind, powers out to headlock in return, and now Athena endures. Athena powers up and out to send Harley tot he corner. Athena runs in, Harley slips out to the apron, and Harley blocks a shot to ROUNDHOUSE! Athena staggers, Harley brings her into the ropes to CLUB her! And CHOKE her! The fans fire up, the ref counts, and Harley stops at 4. Harley waistlocks, but Athena fights the lift! Athena runs to the post to HOTSHOT Harley! Then APRON BACK SUPLEX! Athena then wheelbarrows Harley to GERMAN SUPLEX to the floor!

The fans fire up and Athena smiles. The ref checks Harley, she’s okay to continue, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Athena stomps Harley, drags her up, and sends her into steel steps! Harley sputters, Athena refreshes the ring count, and she CLUBS Harley. Harley staggers away, Athena stands her up and ROCKS her! Athena CLUBS away on Harley, pushes her into the ring, and then storms up, but into a cradle! TWO!! Athena escapes, BOOTS Harley down, and scowls. Athena stalks Harley, drags her up, and KNEES her in the side! Athena stalks Harley some more, KNEES her in the side, and then has Harley in the corner. Athena RAMS into Harley, RAMS into her again, then RAMS again! Athena pushes Harley along the ropes but the ref reprimands.

Athena ROCKS Harley, but Harley ROCKS Athena! Athena brings Harley up but Harley ROCKS her again! Athena clamps on a GUILLOTINE FACELOCK! Then she suplexes high and hard! Athena kips up, fires up, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns as Athena has Harley in a Bow ‘n’ Arrow stretch! Harley endures, pries at the facelock portion, but Athena thrashes Harley. Harley pops free to a cover, TWO! Athena knees low, whips, but Harley reverses to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! The fans fire up, Harley brings Athena up, but Athena shoves her away. SOBAT! LEG SWEEP! Athena runs, and SUPERKICKS! Cover, TWO! Harley survives and Athena grows frustrated. Athena stalks Harley to ropes, KICKS her in the side, then brings her up to scoop and carry her! Athena puts Harley in the Tree of Woe, then KICKS! KICKS! And KICKS!

The ref counts, Athena backs off, and Athena cheers herself on. Athena runs, but Harley sits up over the sweep! Harley KICKS from upside-down, then wrenches to NECKBREAKER! The fans fire up, Harley runs up, and LARIATS! ENZIGIRI! Harley brings Athena up to BULLDOG HOTSHOT, and then Harley fires off on Athena in the ropes! The fans fire up, the ref counts, Harley shots “FEEL THE WRATH!” AX KICK! Athena falls back, Harley storms in and goes up the corner. Harley aims, leaps, CROSSBODY! Athena rolls through to scoop Harley! The fans fire up as Athena pops Harley up, but Harley fights! Harley RANAS!

Athena rises to SUPERKICK! The fans are torn, Athena springboards, but into a HAYMAKER!! Harley has Athena now, pump handle and SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!! Athena survives but Harley won’t give up! “This is Awesome!” as Harley and Athena both slowly rise. Harley fires up, brings Athena around, dragon sleeper for HER FINISHING- NO, Athena cartwheels free! Athena reels Harley in, Canadian Rack, but Harley slips free! Harley tilt-o-whirls and rolls Athena up, TWO!! Harley wrenches again, SOLE FOOD! Harley runs, but Athena pops her up, POWERBOMB! High stack, TWO, deadlift POWERBOMB!

Athena reels Harley back in, ATAXIA KNEE STRIKE!! Athena then climbs, Harley rises, O FACE!!! Cover, Athena wins!

Winner: Athena, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

Athena stays undefeated in any and all kinds of matches, and she holds up her ROH Women’s World Championship, as well as her spinner belt variant. But now she runs into Mercedes Mone, their battle set for Boston and the Dynamite edition of Spring Breakthru! Will Mone win in her hometown to head for Double or Nothing? Or will Athena derail the Money Train and be that much closer to a match in her hometown of Arlington, Texas?

 

Mercedes Mone speaks.

“Springfieeeeeld~! Sorry the Money Train skipped your pathetic town. But then next stop for me in the Owen Hart Foundation Tournament is in my hometown of Boston. That’s right, it was a little over a year ago where I made my AEW debut in the City of Champions. It was in that very moment that I had the biggest dream of holding all the championship gold! And now the Money Train is only two stops away from All In: Texas. And Athena, you are just a speedbump on my track to success. The Forever ROH Champion, Athena, you are one of the very best of all time, and you proved that tonight against Harley Cameron.

“But you’re competing against me, Four Belts Mone, the greatest TBS Champion of all time. So this Wednesday at Dynamite, I am going to show you why Money Changes Everything. And the best woman will win, and that woman is me, darling.” Mone is ready, but will she put her money where her mouth is against the Fallen Goddess?

 

2025 Men’s Owen Hart Foundation Tournament Opening Round: Konosuke Takeshita VS Brody King w/ Julia Hart!

Just last night for NJPW Windy City Riot, The Alpha just went toe-to-toe with The Ace, Hiroshi Tanahashi, as part of the Ace Final Road series. And as big as that moment was, this could be even bigger! Konosuke wants to fulfill Don Callis’ prophecy of a “Proto-shita” finals at Double or Nothing, will he be one step closer to realizing that dream match? Or will the King of Death end The Alpha right here and now?

The bell rings and the fans fire up already. The two tie up, are in a deadlock, and Brody powers Konosuke to a corner. The ref counts, Brody lets off slowly, but Konosuke avoids the chop! Konosuke headlocks, Brody powers up and out, and they RAM shoulders! Neither man falls and the fans fire up! Brody swings, Konosuke dodges to come back and ROCK Brody! Brody comes back, runs through the CHOP, then RAMS Konosuke! Konosuke rebounds, ducks the lariat, and he returns again, but Brody’s CHOP knocks him down! The fans bark for Brody and he drags Konosuke up. Brody scoops, Konosuke slips free, but Brody fires elbows!

Brody switches to hit a BIG back suplex! The fans fire up, and Brody has Konosuke in a corner. Brody CHOPS and the fans fire up! The Princess of the Black Throne smiles as Brody fires forearms and CHOPS! The fans fire up more as Brody whips corner to corner. Konosuke hits buckles hard then falls in a heap! Brody huffs ‘n’ puffs, runs up, but Konosuke avoids a senton! Konosuke goes up to SECOND ROPE SENTON! The fans fire up while Brody bails out. Brody is on the apron, Konosuke storms up to ROCK him! Konosuke ROCKS Brody again, then runs, but Brody BOOTS him! Konosuke drops to his knees, Brody hauls him up and suplexes!

Konosuke lands safe on the apron and BOOTS Brody! Then he reels Brody in! Brody fights with elbows, then fireman’s carries! Konosuke fights with elbows, but Brody still APRON DEATH VALLEY DRIVERS!! Both men fall to the floor and the fans fire up! Julia also applauds while Brody rises. Brody shakes out the cobwebs, drags Konosuke up, and he puts Konosuke in the ring. The fans rally for Brody but Konosuke bails out the side. Brody barks, the fans join in, and Brody runs up, but Konosuke JUMP KNEES! Konosuke goes into the ring, builds speed, and he FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Brody! The fans lose their minds while Collision goes picture in picture!

Konosuke and Brody are both down, Julia coaches Brody while the fans rally. Konosuke stands Brody up but Brody CHOPS! Konosuke ROCKS Brody! Brody leans against the barriers, but Konosuke CHOPS him! And CHOPS! And then whips him hard into barriers! Brody slumps down and Konosuke refreshes the ring count. Julia again coaches Brody but Konosuke is back. Brody ROCKS Konosuke! Konosuke ROCKS Brody! Konosuke pushes Brody into the ring, stalks behind him, then snapmares. Konosuke clamps on a chinlock and squeezes tight. Brody endures, Julia rallies the fans, and Brody pries at the hold.

Konosuke thrashes Brody around, grinds him into the mat, but the fans continue to rally. Brody fights up, fires body shots, but Konosuke shifts his grip. Brody fights the lift with elbows, then runs, but into a mule kick! DDT! Konosuke snarls as he rises up, and now Konosuke goes up the corner! But Brody rises to CHOP first! Brody climbs up, CLUBS away on Konosuke’s back, then brings him to the very top! SUPER DUPER PLEX! Both men writhe and the fans fire up! Collision returns to single picture, Julia and the fans rally again, and a standing count is climbing. Both men are down at 5 of 10, but crawling for corners.

Konosuke drags himself up, “This is Awesome!” as Brody rises. Brody barks, the fans bark with him, and Brody runs corner to corner, CANNONBALL! Cover, TWO! Konosuke survives and Brody snarls. Brody drags Konosuke up, reels him in, but Konosuke fights the lift! Brody ROCKS Konosuke, Konosuke ROCKS Brody! The forearms go back and forth, and Brody CHOPS! Konosuke sits down, but Brody stands him back up. Konosuke fires a forearm, but Brody fires back. Konosuke fires a flurry, then winds up, and ALPHA ELBOWS! Brody stays up!? And he ROCKS Konosuke! And CHOPS him! And CHOPS! And then puts some stank on the CHOP!!

Konosuke falls to his knees again and the fans fire back up! But Konosuke is up, ALPHA ELBOW!! Brody falls, Konosuke falls on him for a cover, TWO!! Konosuke is stunned, but he drags Brody up again. The fans fire up as Konosuke reels Brody in, and Brody fights the lift! Konosuke powers through, BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Brody survives and Konosuke is beside himself! Konosuke shakes his head, stands back up, and he runs the ropes, LARIAT! Brody stays up!? Brody shakes his head, so Konosuke runs again, LARIAT! Brody still stays up, so Konosuke fires up and runs!

Brody SWATS the lariat to CHOP! ROLLING ELBOW! And then LARIAT! Cover, TWO?!? Konosuke survives, but Brody scoops! DANTE’S INFERNO!! Cover, TWO!?!? Konosuke survives, even Julia can’t believe it. Brody drags Konosuke up, reels him in, Canadian Rack, but Konosuke fights free! Konosuke runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Konosuke scoops?! And tucks!? BASTARD DRIVER!! But then, wheelbarrow GERMAN SUPLEX!! The fans are thunderous as Konosuke brings out his full power! Brody stands, into the LARIATOOO~!! Cover, TWO!!! Brody survives that Stan Hanson level clothesline and the fans are electric!

Brody snarls, dares Konosuke to bring it, POWER DRIVER KNEE!! Brody stays up!? POWER DRIVE KNEE, AGAIN!! Cover, TWO?!?!? Brody survives again, but Konosuke won’t stop here! BLINDSIDE POWER DRIVE!! And then another POWER DRIVE!! Cover, KONOSUKE WINS!

Winner: Konosuke Takeshita, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

From trumping The Ace to trumping a King, Konosuke is the hot hand in this tournament to be sure! The Alpha looks to the Owen Hart Cup and vows it will be his! But will he be able to overcome the #BillyGOAT, Will Ospreay? Or will the Aerial Assassin be the one going Double or Nothing?


My Thoughts:

A great, maybe even awesome episode of Collision here. Even with things being mostly obvious results, it was all top level stuff. Knight VS Fox was great stuff to help keep Knight sharp in AEW. Best of the Super Juniors starts in May, so he’s got about another month where he will still be hanging in AEW, Knight can surely get a couple more wins before going back to Japan for that tournament. Gates of Agony of course won their match, but I like that they called out the Hurt Syndicate. I feel like they won’t win the title match with them, but it’s good to see the Gates finally moving up to this level and not just languishing in ROH.

Great match from Bowens VS Blake, and a great win for Bowens. Very good promo from Bowens, I’m sure he’ll get more wins and maybe even go for a title. Well, depending on where the different midcard belts are going, Bowens might have to wait a minute, given the tease of Omega VS Okada as of late. Good promo from the Death Riders as they have adjust after Pac gets injured. At the same time, Hook should be alright from the dizziness and possible concussion, as nothing has been said further. Death Riders VS Opps for the trios titles will be great stuff, but even doing it for a themed episode doesn’t make me think Death Riders lose. It’d be nice if they did, though…

Good Heel promo from FTR, though it didn’t say much more than Dax did passive aggressively a couple weeks ago: Cope kept FTR from what FTR wanted, which glosses over how The Death Riders kinda got at them, too; and the loss at Dynasty was just the last straw. Them threatening Schiavone & Nigel was a nice touch, as was getting Garcia into the story given he teamed with them against Undisputed Kingdom. Menard & Parker stepping up for Garcia was good, and wow did Menard bleed for that match. FTR of course win, and then them brutalizing 2Point0 to bring out Undisputed Kingdom (well, I guess they’re trying Paragon, since Schiavone mentioned that) was good, too.

Dax & Cash are tag guys so they won’t bother with the TNT Championship, but I could see them taking on Roddy & Kyle one more time, then we’d get Dax & Cash VS Cole & Garcia. At least, maybe? Just something that’ll help FTR get back up and maybe go for tag titles.  Megan beating two opponents at once was a good way to step things up in her rebound from Dynasty. I wonder if she’ll keep doing that until running into some new rival. I say that as it seems we won’t be getting her and Toni Storm in a rematch.

Toni Storm had a great promo to call out all the remaining Women’s Owen Hart Cup entries, but I find it interesting that she had no quip for Kris, just a compliment. Makes me wonder if Kris is destined to win the tournament and go to All In with Toni. And of course, great stuff in all of the Owen Hart Cup matches. Jamie VS Billie was a great rematch, but I shouldn’t be surprised Jamie wins again. Jamie VS Kris will be great stuff to lead into Double or Nothing. Then, great stuff from Athena VS Harley, certainly one of Harley’s better matches. But at the same time, of course Athena won to face Mone. Good promo from Mone to call Athena out, their match is going to be awesome, hard to say who wins that.

Konosuke VS Brody was also great, definitely a great main event. Of course Konosuke won. He’s NEVER Openweight Champion, the Don Callis Family keeps their idea of All Don Callis Family alive a little longer, and Konosuke VS Ospreay is going to be awesome stuff. I still think Ospreay wins and meets Kyle in the main event, but I suppose that still depends on how Hangman VS Wild Card goes.

My Score: 8.9/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (4/9/25)

Why, Bucks, Why?!

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Fallout from Dynasty!

Swerve Strickland is NOT AEW World Champion, both because of The Death Riders AND The Young Bucks! Will Swerve take out Pac before hunting Bucks?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Jon Moxley w/ Marina Shafir VS Katsuyori Shibata; Moxley wins.
  • Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS PAC; Swerve wins.
  • $400K 8 Man Tag: Will Ospreay, Kevin Knight, Mark Briscoe & “Speedball” Mike Bailey VS Ricochet, The Beast Mortos & Cru; Ospreay, Knight, Briscoe & Bailey win.
  • 2025 Women’s Owen Hart Foundation Tournament Opening Round: Kris Statlander VS Thunder Rosa; Kris wins and advances.
  • Samoa Joe & Hook VS Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta; Joe & Hook win.

PLAY BY PLAY

The Death Riders speak.

Jon Moxley says, “The single greatest roster of pure talent ever assembled under one roof every week on AEW Dynamite. So, why can’t any of these guys get their act together when it counts? They come with their talents and they come with their gifts and they come with their fanfare and their bodies hit the dirt and they roll back down the hill. They will excuse themselves of they will seek comfort without addressing the real problem: You don’t want it. You don’t. We will scorch the earth with anybody who wants to call themselves a contender before we give a single inch. Not an inch.

“This is my life’s work. It will not be bought or sold. Matt & Nick Jackson have returned. Interesting. Power players in pro-wrestling’s new gilded age. Let’s do a little who’s who. I’m surrounded by warriors, I am the world champion, a king on the frontlines. You two? I don’t recognize you two anymore. I haven’t for a long time. You stumbled onto a board and you don’t know what the game is. You better figure it out, and you better be real, real careful. Better be real careful before you make any moves.” The Maniac keeps everyone on edge as he puts them all on notice, but will someone finally beat him at his own game?

 

Jon Moxley w/ Marina Shafir VS Katsuyori Shibata!

While The Maniac thinks he and his Death Riders are feared and untouchable, The Opps showed they are #NeverLacking! The Opps did what they could to keep things even between Death Riders and Swerve Strickland, but will The Wrestler make sure Moxley realizes what he’s lacking?

The bell rings, the two circle, and Baltimore rallies up. The two clinch, fight for control, and Shibata slips through to waistlock. Moxley wrenches free, but Shibata hooks a leg. Moxley rolls to get a wristlock but Shibata headscissors. The fans cheer, but Moxley fights around and pops free. The two stare down and go again. Shibata stays low as he looks for a leg, but then stands as Moxley tries for knuckle locks. They clinch, Moxley facelocks, but Shibata fights around. The fans duel, Shibata slips out to waistlock, then he grabs a leg. Moxley fights up, Shibata goes back to the waistlock and wrangles Moxley again.

The two move around, Moxley goes to the ROPEBREAK, and Shibata lets off. The fans rally as the two reset. They circle, tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, and Moxley powers Shibata back to the ropes. Shibata turns things around, only for Moxley to turn them back around, and they’re in the corner. Moxley lets off slowly, then he pie faces Shibata! Shibata CHOPS Moxley! The fans fire up as Shibata gives as good as he gets! Moxley is already red, so he CHOPS! Shibata CHOPS, Moxley CHOPS, the fans “WOO~!” and the CHOPS keep going! As soon as Mox CHOPS, Shibata CHOPS! Moxley snarls, kicks low, then runs, to then BOOT Shibata!

Moxley gets in Shibata’s face, but Shibata just eggs him on! The fans fire up, so Moxley BOOTS Shibata again! Shibata just turns himself around and eggs Moxley on! Moxley BOOTS, but Shibata gets in Moxley’s face! Moxley runs, but into a clinch, S T O! The fans fire up, and Shibata clamps on a chinlock. Moxley fights up, but Shibata catches him into a COBRA TWIST! Moxley endures, reaches out, but Shibata shifts position to have an IRON OCTOPUS! Moxley still endures, fights his way forward, and has the ROPEBREAK! Shibata lets go to CLUB Moxley, then whips him to a corner and BOOTS!

The fans fire up as Shibata fires a flurry of forearms on Moxley! The ref counts, Shibata sits Moxley down, then he runs corner to corner, HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! Then he gets going again, but Moxley LARIATS first! Moxley hurries to get Shibata up, LARIAT! Cover, ONE!! Shibata is tougher than that, but Moxley reels him in, PILEDRIVER! Moxley grins while Shibata staggers up, but Shibata PENALTY KICKS! The fans fire up as Shibata quite literally kicks that smug look off Moxley’s face! Marina is worried, but Shibata clamps on with a chinlock. Moxley fights up, slips out, and he has a SLEEPER!

Shibata pries at the hold, slips around, spin and snapmare, then the SLEEPER! Moxley fights up, reaches out, and he reaches back to THUMB Shibata in the eye! Shibata lets go, Moxley has the SLEEPER, and drops for the REAR NAKED CHOKE! The fans boo but Shibata is caught! The ref calls it, Moxley wins!

Winner: Jon Moxley, by submission

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap, but it still gave Moxley the win. Will Moxley continue to act in opposition to his words? Wait! The Young Bucks are here! Matthew & Nicholas Jackson make their way out on stage, Baltimore booing all the way. The prodigal EVPs go to the ring, and step inside to join Moxley & Marina. Moxley eyes The Bucks, The Problem standing in their way. Moxley has Marina stand down and the Death Riders fall back. Nick gets a mic to say, “Please give it up for your World Heavyweight Champion, Jon Moxley!” The fans boo instead. Nick says, “And show some damn respect for the Founding Fathers of AEW, YOUR EVPs!”

The fans boo more, but Nick tells them to “Shut the F up!” And yes, he used the letter F, so he self-censored. Nick knows everyone is wondering why The Bucks did what they did. Why did they cost Swerve the world title? Well, they have a couple good reasons why. First of all, they did it for their good friend. Hangman Adam Page, you’re welcome! This is what Hangman wanted all along! He never wanted Swerve to be world champion ever again, so they did that for him. The Bucks do NOT forget who their friends are. They still love Hangman and they know Hangman loves them. The fans chant “Whose House? “SWERVE’S HOUSE!”

Matt says Moxley, if only you stuck around to hear this, but Matt isn’t afraid to say this in front of the world. The fans continue to chant for “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” but Matt tells The Death Riders that what they did for them is a peace offering. The Bucks have no problems with The Death Riders, and they hope The Death Riders have no problems with them. While Matt & Nick sat at home for months and months, they realized while watching The Death Riders, that they’ve all got more in common than you’d think. The Death Riders wanna see that locker room rise to the occasion, just like The Bucks.

The Death Riders want AEW to be the best company in the world, just like The Bucks! They want to change the world, just like The Bucks! And Jon, Matt is impressed. Watching Jon, Matt saw him do what The Bucks could not. Jon Moxley succeeded in taking over AEW, and even got the world title. The Bucks could never do that. So last Sunday was their elevator pitch to The Death Riders. Imagine the synergy if The Death Riders & The Elite worked together as one! Moxley, the world champion, and The Founding Fathers of AEW, The EVPs, all together…! So please, Moxley, come on back out here with your boys, and let’s discuss a little bit of business.

The fans boo, but instead of Moxley, it’s KENNY OMEGA! The other Founding Father is here, and the fans fire up! The AEW International Champion has a mic to tell The Bucks, “So you did this all for your friends, huh? Mox, Hanger. You forgot to do me. But actually, I remember the last time we met. And if memory serves me correctly, it’s when at the height of my diverticulitis, you pushed me off a stretcher that was taking me to the hospital.” The fans boo, and Omega says this might sound crazy, but he never forgot. And he even forgave them! When he returned, he said that what he was doing was for his own legacy and for the safety of this company, not for revenge.

The fans cheer, and Omega says what we’re all trying to do here is #BringBacktheFeeling. Now, Omega hates to divert from the story, but allow him to tell The Bucks a story. Omega had a friend in high school who had two Shi Tzu dogs. It doesn’t really matter the type of dog, but they were both yappy as all heck. Ugly little mutts, but hey, Omega is an animal lover, so he loved these dogs. Every time he visited his friend’s place, they’d play games, but the dogs would take a dookie on the floor. The friend didn’t care, and those two little Shi Tzus were ever so pleased with themselves.

But as time went on, and more dookie kept collecting, and the stains left behind were getting more pungent, Omega had to say, “Hey, pal. Maybe we move this over to my place?” That is what The Bucks, without Omega, were like here in AEW. The fans chant “DOOKIE! DOOKIE!” Omega says the last time we saw The Bucks on AEW TV, they were shredding documents like there was some big incriminating thing they were covering up. Guys, Omega is gonna spoil the surprise right now. We all know how The Bucks live. We all know exactly how they operate! They brag about their earnings and their money, so yes, they were tearing up receipts!

Receipts of private jets! Of that big chair one of them has facing the bed in their master bedroom. The OnlyFans accounts! But it doesn’t matter! The part that matters most, the part that pisses Omega off the most, is that not because of The Death Riders, but because of The Young Bucks that AEW almost died! The company Omega loves and gave his very life, heart and soul for. The fans cheer that, and Omega says he cannot lie. The time off did The Bucks wonderfully. Nick looks every bit of that 90 pounds he was before he left. And Matt… Well, sure, he looks fine in that low cut V neck, but lay off the hot stuff! He’s as red as Nick’s lapels!

And quite frankly, now that we’ve gotten to this point, Omega could go on and on and on. But he doesn’t know, maybe they cut out the middle man and just fight. The fans fire up as Omega storms his way forward! Nick & Matt are ready, but then here comes Kazuchika Okada! The Elite’s Rainmaker is here and Omega realizes this is now 3v1. But wait! SWERVE shows up! The fans fire up as now things look to be 3v2! Swerve slips in from the crowd side, with a chair! The Elite runs off, avoiding retribution for the Dynasty screw job. The fans cheer as Baltimore is now “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!”

Omega offers a fist bump, Swerve gives him the fist bump! Will The Cleaner and The Realest be unlikely allies in this war for AEW’s heart and soul? Swerve grabs a mic to shout, “I now pronounce it is Buck Hunting Season! And I’m here with a loaded shotgun ready to blast on some freakin’ EVPs! You couldn’t leave well enough alone, could you? I dealt with you last year. And now-” PAC ATTACKS! The Bastard has a match with Swerve, so he decides to take it now! The fans boo but Pac digs his boot into Swerve in the neck! The ref rushes in, he has Pac back off, and things cool off while Dynamite goes to break!

Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS PAC!

Dynamite returns as Swerve tells the ref this match is still happening. The bell rings, Pac runs up, and Swerve BOOTS him down! The fans fire up and Swerve brings Pac up for fast hands! Swerve has Pac in a corner, fires off more shots, then fireman’s carries to hit SNAKE EYES! Swerve runs and he BOOTS Pac down again! Pac flounders, the fans fire up, and Swerve sees Pac bail out. Swerve BOOTS Pac from the apron! Swerve snarls, then drags Pac up to whip hard into railing! And then whips him the other way, into more railing! Pac writhes, but Swerve brings him up to send into steel steps! Pac slumps down while the fans fire up!

Nana says this is the REAL world champion here! Swerve refreshes the ring count, then revels in the fans chanting “One More Time!” Pac hurries into the ring to deny Swerve that, but Swerve goes around the outside. Swerve storms into the ring, but Pac goes back to the apron. Swerve storms up but Pac RAMS into him! Pac slingshots up and over, keeps moving, but Swerve stops the rana! Swerve hauls Pac up to BUCKLE BOMB! Pac writhes, drags himself up, and Swerve snapmares him to go up and FALLING UPPERCUT! The fans fire up while Swerve hits the Griddy! Swerve stalks Pac, stands on him at the ropes, but steps off as the ref counts.

Pac sputters, Swerve eggs Pac on, but Doc Sampson is called over to check on Pac. Pac’s foot seems to be the body part in question, and Swerve is annoyed that this is denying him his payback. The fans rally and Swerve paces. Doc double checks Pac, he is okay to continue, so he slides into the ring. SUPERKICK from Swerve! Swerve goes up the corner and the fans fire up! KILL STOMPS! Cover, Swerve wins!

Winner: Swerve Strickland, by pinfall

The Bastard takes a shot intended for The Bucks, but Swerve surely has ammo to spare. Will Swerve get at Matt & Nick soon enough?

 

Ricochet, Beast Mortos & Cru speak.

The One & Only says, “There is a lot that Daddy can do with $400,000. And tonight, I will lead Team Ricochet to victory.” The others take offense to that. But yeah, he’s the captain now. AHA~! The others roll their eyes, but will they all be rolling in money after tonight?

 

Will Ospreay, Mark Briscoe, Kevin Knight & “Speedball” Mike Bailey speak.

The Sussex County Chicken says, “Ladies and gentlemen, the word of the day is entrepreneurial! Because tonight, fellas, we have a opportunity to split 400 hundred thousand dollars! Will, whatcha gonna do with a hundred grand?” The Aerial Assassin shouts, “DISNEY WORLD~!” Mike, how ’bout you? He’ll buy some new shoes! And Jet, what about you? Kevin Knight is gonna go to Atlantic City, baby! What about Mark? Well, he plans to diversify his financial portfolio. But that’s besides the point! They’re coming for ya, baby! RAH RAH RAH! Which team will #ManUp and bring up the jackpot?

 

AEW hears from the many entrants of the Women’s Owen Hart Cup.

The CEO brags about how she beat the Princess of the Black Throne, but Billie Starkz reminds us that this is about honoring a legend. Jamie Hart says Billie is young, but scrappy and has heart. Mone continues to brag that the Money Train is going to win The Owen, pull into Globe Life Field stadium and become AEW Women’s World- Wait, Mini Mone pops in and says, “CHAMPION~!” Harley Cameron is all smiles but Mone has a headache. Billie knows Jamie doesn’t doubt herself because she beat Billie before, but in the Owen Hart Cup, it’ll be different. Harley tells Mone that she might go to All In. Or maybe, just maybe, Harley does, because she’s also in the tournament.

And you never know! Maybe Harley and Mone could face off! Jamie knows Billie wants her moment, but Jamie just wants to fight. Let’s see which one wins out on Saturday. Mone wishes Harley luck against Athena, and may the best woman win. Mini Mone tells Harley that next time, she’ll do the talking. But as stated, the Owen Hart Cup will have a Collision in Springfield, Massachusetts! Who makes it out of there to move on to Boston and the Spring Breakthru?

 

Backstage interview with Hangman Page.

Renee Paquette brings up The Cowboy facing the Wild Card entrant to the Men’s Owen Hart Cup. How does he prepare for a question mark? Hangman doesn’t know who this guy is, and he doesn’t know what he’s supposed to say, but he’s kinda doing something right now so excuse him. Hangman storms on down the hall and goes right into Swerve’s room!? Hangman asks Nana, “Where’s he at?!” Nana asks what the hell, and Hangman knows Nana knows, so he needs to sit his ass down! Nana sits down, and Hangman wants to make something perfectly clear! At Dynasty, Hangman was NOT trying to help Swerve, understand?

And next week, Hangman has his match in The Owen! So tell Swerve if he so much as thinks about getting in the way, Hangman will pick up with him where they left off. Hangman then turns to go, but Nana has him hold on. There’s something he’s been wanting to tell Hangman for the last year. Nana can’t talk for Swerve, but Nana regrets what they did. Hangman tells Nana to stop! Not another word! Nana does not get that. Hangman storms off, not wanting an apology. Is Hangman that determined to hate someone?

 

$400K 8 Man Tag: Will Ospreay, Kevin Knight, Mark Briscoe & “Speedball” Mike Bailey VS Ricochet, The Beast Mortos & Cru!

The Aerial Assassin teamed with The Jet last week, and had a stellar match at Dynasty as part of the Owen Hart Cup. They team with Mark & Mike to make some bank, can they do it? Or will “Team Ricochet” be #OuttaThisWorld?

Dynamite returns as Briscoe makes his entrance, followed by this conglomeration of high-fliers. The teams sort out, and Bailey steps up so he can call out The One & Only. The fans cheer that, so Ricochet steps in. The bell rings, Bailey and Ricochet circle, but Ricochet keeps his distance, and he tags to Mortos! The fans boo Ricochet but he claims he needs some time to stretch. Mortos stares down with Bailey, and then both men roar! Mortos runs up, Bailey dodges, drops down, hurdles over, but Mortos leaps over! Bailey runs up, but Mortos stops the rana! Bailey slips free, dodges, then goes up a corner to FLYING RANA!

The fans fire up while Mortos tumbles, and Ricochet tags back in! Bailey shows roundhouse and Ricochet backs off! The fans laugh at Ricochet as he cowers in the ropes. Ricochet tags out to Lio Rush, and the fans rally Ospreay reaches out. Bailey obliges and tags Ospreay in! The fans fire up as #BillyGOAT and #ManOfTheHour circle. They feel things out, but then Action Andretti steps in! Ospreay stares Action down, but that lets Lio CLUB Ospreay from behind! The fans boo as Lio rains down shots, then Mortos and Action join in! The ref reprimands, Action stomps away on Ospreay, then he tags Ricochet.

Ricochet stomps away on Ospreay, the fans boo, but Cru double whip Ricochet in, only for Ospreay to BOOT him! Ospreay then ELBOWS Action, dodges Lio, and his team jumps in! The fans fire up as all eight men stand off! The ref wants this to calm down, Ospreay has his team stand down, and Ricochet talks trash like he’s so tough. Bailey ROCKS Ricochet and the brawl is on! The fans fire up as Ospreay has Lio, Knight has Action, and Briscoe has Mortos! They’re all in corners, then climb up for a rain of fists! The fans fire up as as we go to TEN, forty total! The fans fire up as Ospreay ELBOWS Ricochet, Knight SPLASHES, and Mark LARIATS!

Mark feeds Ricochet to Bailey’s ROUNDHOUSE! Cru gets up, Ospreay & Mark BLAST them off the apron! Ospreay PLANCHAS onto Lio! Mark DIVES onto Action! Knight PLANCHAS onto Mortos! Bailey goes up, up, and TRIANGLE MOONSAULTS Cru! The fans fire up as Ospreay and the others put hands in, Entrepreneurial! But then Ricochet FLIES! Ospreay and team get out of the way, and Ricochet lands on his feet! Good news is Ricochet isn’t hurt. Bad news is, he’s not surrounded. QUADRUPLE “BALD!” SLAP!! The fans are thunderous while Ricochet writhes, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Ospreay stands Ricochet up to DECK him, then Bailey has Lio & Action by the hair. Bailey gives Cru a meeting of the minds while Briscoe WRECKS Mortos with a dropkick! Bailey puts Ricochet in the ring, bumps him off buckles, then bumps him off Knight’s boot! The fans fire up as Bailey joins in, Ospreay bumps Ricochet off double boots! Knight tags in, he drags Ricochet up and CLUBS him. Ricochet goes to a corner as Knight stalks him, and Ricochet wants mercy. But he just YANKS Knight into buckles! Ricochet tags Action, Action tags Lio, and Action LARAITS! Lio LARIATS! Lio feeds Knight to the mule kick, knee lift, and ROLLING ELBOW!

Lio fires fast hands and DECKS Knight! Cru talks trash, then they kick Knight around. Lio CLUBS Knight down, rains down fists, then drags Knight up to whip and ELBOW him down! Lio tags Action, Cru double whips, and they DOUBLE ELBOW Knight! Action covers, ONE!! Knight stays in this but Action stays on him with a chinlock. Knight endures, fights up, and fires body shots. Action CLUBS Knight again, CHPOS him in the corner, then tags Ricochet. Ricochet CHOPS Knight, then snapmares for a basement DROPKICK! Ricochet taunts Briscoe, the ref keeps him back, and Ricochet drags Knight to the corner.

Mortos tags in, he and Ricochet mug Knight, then Mortos brings Knight around. Mortos CHOPS Knight, sucker punches Briscoe, then roars. Mortos KICKS Knight in the leg, then brings him around for a snapmare. NECK TWIST! Mortos whips Knight to ropes, scoops him, and CIPHER- RANA from Knight! Knight hurries, hot tag to Bailey! Bailey goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK Mortos down! The fans fire up with Bailey as he SOBATS Mortos, then AX KICKS! Mortos kneels, Dynamite returns to single picture, and Bailey BUZZSAWS Mortos down! The fans fire up and Bailey runs, SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally for “SPEEDBALL! SPEEDBALL!” and Bailey stays between Mortos and Cru. Bailey KICKS Mortos, but Mortos snarls! Bailey KICKS again! Mortos rises! Bailey KCISK, Mortos blocks, and Mortos spins Bailey to scoop and CIPHER UTAKI! Both men are down and the fans rally up. Bailey and Mortos crawl, hot tag to Ricochet, but Ricochet takes his time to swagger. The fans boo, but Ricochet springboards in, only for Bailey to dodge! Ricochet BLASTS Ospreay and Briscoe, but then Bailey dodges to BLAST Cru! Bailey runs up, but Ricochet hits a CAVE IN!! Bailey tumbles away but Briscoe runs in!

Briscoe dodges Ricochet, dodges again, then waistlocks. Ricochet switches, Briscoe breaks that and PELES! Mortos is back to shove and POP-UP SAMOAN DROP Briscoe! Knight whips Mortos to go up, but Mortos catches him! Knight fires hands, but Mortos still fights the rana! But Knight makes the bomb a DDT! Action kicks Knight, whips him, but Knight reverses. Lio is in and he fires hands! Lio whips, “This is Awesome!” as Knight reverses. Action goes up and out while Lio slides to a stop. Knight runs in, but Action ROCKS him! Lio UP KICKS, Action ENZIGIRIS, then Lio whips. Knight and Lio dosido with their reversals, RUSH HOUR!

Action is there to torture rack Knight, SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Ospreay runs up, Lio has a leg! Action runs up but Ospreay ducks to then break free, dodge and handspring, DOUBLE PELE! The fans are thunderous, but Ricochet SHOVES Ospreay right out! Bailey PENALTY KICKS Ricochet, then sets up, STANDING- NO, Ricochet avoids the knee drop! A little like Dynasty there, and Ricochet hauls Bailey up to a fireman’s carry, RUNNING DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Bailey survives and the fans fire up! Briscoe ROCKS Ricochet, Ricochet tumbles away and tags Mortos. Briscoe LARIATS Ricochet up and out!

Mortos aims at Bailey and runs up, but into a BOOT! Mortos roars, runs up, but into another BOOT! Mortos goes again, blocks the kick this time, but Briscoe is back! Mortos blocks him, FLIPS both Bailey and Briscoe, but they both land out! Bailey’s foot jams a bit, but he and Briscoe use that to stereo crane stance! Mortos isn’t sure what to do with that, but he gets DOUBLE CRANE KICKS! Ospreay slips in, to springboard and OSCUTTER! Tag to Knight and he goes up top! U F O SPLASH!! Cover, TEAM RICOCHET BARRLES IN! The fans boo, but then Ospreay’s team TOSSES Ricochet & Cru out!

Ospreay tags back in, he takes aim, and Mortos sits up for the HIDDEN BLADE!! Cover, Ospreay’s team wins!

Winners: Will Ospreay, Kevin Knight, Mark Briscoe & “Speedball” Mike Bailey, by pinfall (win the $400,000 cash prize)

The fans are sure happy that money is going to a good cause! Will Ospreay awaits a top notch opponent in the Owen Hart Cup, Kevin Knight is going to be in NJPW’s Best of the Super Juniors, will $100,000 help each man prepare for those high stakes?

 

AEW has an injury report on Adam Copeland.

After failing to dethrone the Death Riders as AEW World Trios Champions, FTR betrayed Cope and absolutely brutalized him! The Rated R Superstar is ruled out of action indefinitely, did Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler just end the career of a man they once called friend?

 

The Hurt Syndicate is here!

Baltimore cheers as Montel Vontavious Porter and the AEW World Tag Team Champions, Bobby Lashley & Shelton Benjamin, head to the ring. There’s already quite the set up waiting for them: a table decked out with food and drink; a pedestal to rest the belts on; and a picture commemorating their victory. The fans cheer for MVP as he grabs the mic, and he says, “Ladies and gentlemen of the AEW viewing audience, this is an official announcement from The Hurt Syndicate. Punks jump up to get beat down. Two more challengers stepped up for the AEW Tag Team Championships, and two more challengers got beat down.”

The fans cheer, and MVP says if they would be so kind, please join him and his colleagues in a toast to celebrate yet another successful title defense. They take the bottles of champagne from the bucket of ice, and the fans chant, “We Hurt~ People!” They raise their glasses, but then MJF makes his way out here! Maxwell Jacob Friedman smiles, has a mic in hand already, and he goes right to the ring. MJF apologizes and then stands in line beside Shelton. The fans are torn, Shelton chuckles, MVP smirks, but Lashley is not amused. Baltimore duels, “He’s Our Scumbag!” “NO, HE’S NOT!” MVP talks with Lashley to relax, but then MJF speaks.

“Look at us, huh? I don’t know if you’ve heard, but we hurt people, baby! This is great, this is great. Guys, look at us, huh? Dripping in gold! You’re welcome, by the way. I couldn’t be happier. This couldn’t have come at a better time, mind you. Because that guy, Tony Khan, he wanted me to do the Owen Hart Cup Tournament? So I could what? Sweat my balls off, break my back, wrestle every week like some shmuck! I don’t think so, Maryland. See, I work smarter, not harder. And now that I’m rolling with The Syndicate? Whew! Daddy gets to cut the line and get back what is rightfully mine, and that is the Triple B, baby!”

The fans cheer, MVP chuckles, and MJF says this is a perfect fit! He scratches their backs by helping them maintain their tag team titles, because let’s face it, without his help, woof. And now, they help little ol’ MJF! Everyone wins! So, Montel, serious question, how does the initiation work? Does he sign a contract? Or is it an old school blood brothers thing? Lashley tells MJF to shut up. “Shut your freakin’ mouth!” Everyone saw what MJF did! When Lashley turned around and saw Big Bill standing, Lashley cut him in half and finished it, cuz that’s what they do. Now MJF tried to help, which was cute, but he didn’t get the job done.

So Max, this is yet another reason why they don’t need MJF! MJF says okay, cool. First, don’t point. Lashley says he’ll point at whoever he wants! They argue, but then Shelton & MVP step in. MVP tells Lashley to chill, Lashley says MJF will respect him! MVP wants Shelton to cool off, too, just give MVP a second. MVP tells MJF he knows how MVP feels about him. They go way back. Lashley & Shelton know that, too. So in order for MJF to join the Syndicate, he has to get three thumbs up. We already know how MVP feels, he is thumbs up. Shelton? MJF says yeah, they go way back, too! Shelton’s answer is thumbs… DOWN!

MJF thought they were cool! Lashley says thank you, Shelton. That’s two to one, the motion is denied. Lashley & Shelton head out, MJF turns to MVP, and MVP shrugs. The Syndicate heads out, not bothering with The Scumbag. What must MJF do to get what he wants?

 

Backstage interview with Megan Bayne & Penelope Ford.

Renee is with The Megasus & The Superbad Girl, and says she wanted to catch up on how they’re feeling after what was honestly, a surprising loss at Dynasty. Ford says that was just a taste of defeat. But it changes nothing. “Everything that this woman has been through is what? Just erased all because Toni Storm barely survived? No. Everything is just gonna get worse. This division cannot move on, because she won’t let it. She’s gonna be at Collision. And she doesn’t care who, she doesn’t care how many0” Megan brushes Renee aside to step forward, and she tells everyone, “I will make you bow down.” Ford says, “See what you did?”

The female titan of AEW was dominant before, and now she’s angry! Who will be destroyed all because Toni Storm still reigns?

 

Toni Storm is here!

Speaking of The Timeless AEW Women’s World Champion, she heads down to ringside to join commentary, as she wants to bear witness to this next match.

2025 Women’s Owen Hart Foundation Tournament Opening Round: Kris Statlander VS Thunder Rosa!

The Galaxy’s Greatest and La Mera Mera almost had it out last week in just talking about this match-up and what it means. Kris wants to finally be THE champ, but Rosa wants back what she never truly lost. Who wins here to prove they are the best bet on winning the Cup?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. The two tie up, go around, and Kris waistlocks. Rosa fights the lift, then fights with elbows, then arm-drags Kris down for a wristlock. Kris fights up, rolls, and wrenches to headlock. Rosa powers up and out, but Kris runs her over! Kris flexes, Toni says if she was Kris’ teammate, they could be #ThunderThighs. But if Toni teamed with Schiavone, well, they’d just be #Tits. Rosa runs up on Kris, waistlocks, then slips past her, only for Kris to drop down and hurdle over. Rosa stops herself to avoid the powerslam, then Oklahoma Rolls! TWO, and Rosa wheelbarrows to arm-drag! Rosa has the armlock, but Kris fights around.

Kris rises up, powers Rosa to a corner, and the fans cheer. Kris lets off, CHOPS Rosa, then whips corner to corner. Rosa reverses, Kris goes up and over and arm-drags! Then she SHOTGUNS Rosa down! The fans fire up for Kris while Rosa goes to a corner. Kris lets Toni know she sees her, then runs in at Rosa for an UPPERCUT! Kris goes side to side, but Rosa ROUNDHOUSES first! Kris falls, the fans fire up for Rosa as she runs, but Kris avoids the dropkick! Kris goes to the apron to slingshot in, but Rosa avoids the elbow drop! Rosa reloads and runs again, DROPKICK through the ropes! The fans fire up while Rosa goes to the apron.

Rosa aims at Kris and says YEEHAW! SEATED SENTON! Rosa puts Kris in, covers, TWO! Kris stays in this but Rosa CHOPS! And CHOPS! Rosa ducks a roundhouse but Kris kicks low to DDT! Both women are down and the fans duel! Rosa goes to the outside, the ring count starts, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Kris goes out after Rosa, stands her up, and CHOPS her against the apron! Kris SMACKS Rosa off the apron, CHOPS her again, but Rosa CHOPS in return! Rosa refreshes the ring count, then brings Kris around to Toni can see this. GRIZZLY MAGNUM DOUBLE CHOP! Rosa then hugs her #ThunderStorm/#ThunderTits teammate, before she brings Kris up. Rosa reels kris in, but Kris fights the suplex! Rosa kicks low, KNEES Kris, then gets space to SHINING WIZARD! Rosa fires up, then puts Kris in the ring. Rosa storms up on Kris, but Kris cradles! TWO! Both women rise up, and Kris fires a forearm!

Kris CHOPS Rosa, shoves her, then scoops her to BACKBREAKER! Rosa writhes, Kris covers, TWO! Kris clamps onto Rosa with a chinlock and grinds her down. Rosa fights up, fires body shots, but Kris CLUBS Rosa, then THROWS Rosa down by her hair! The ref reprimands that last part, but Kris drops a JUMP ELBOW on Rosa! Cover, TWO! Rosa stays in this and goes to a corner, but Kris storms up. Kris whips corner to corner hard, then storms up on Rosa again. Kris wrenches and whips back the other way, and Rosa hits buckles hard! Kris storms up again, but Rosa RAMS her low! Kris stuffs Rosa to have a facelock.

Rosa endures, Kris gator rolls her, but Rosa fights up. Kris pushes her back down, throws in some knees to the side, then gator rolls Rosa again. Rosa endures, fights back up, but Kris CLUBS her again and again! Dynamite returns to single picture and the fans rally. Kris runs to a corner, goes up, but Rosa CLUBS her on the back! Rosa then has Kris stuck on the top rope to YANK her down! The fans fire up and Rosa fires forearm after forearm! Rosa runs, ROCKS Kris, and Rosa runs  to springboard and FLYING RANA! The fans fire up as Rosa reels Kris in, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Kris survives, but Rosa clamps on a STRAITJACKET CLUTCH!

Kris endures, and she picks Rosa up as a backpack to RAM her into the buckles! Kris RAMS Rosa again, then gets space. Rosa BOOTS Kris, goes up, and then leaps for a flying wheelbarrow and BULL- BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Rosa survives Kris’s sudden turnaround and the fans fire up! “This is Awesome!” as Kris gut wrenches Rosa, but Rosa slips free! Rosa THRUST KCIKS Kris, then vows to end this! Rosa tucks Kris in, but Kris fights the lift! Rosa CLUBS away on Kris, but Kris fireman’s carries! Kris spins but Rosa swings through to arm-drag her away! Rosa then runs up, slips around, and hits a DESTROYER!! Cover, TWO!!

Kris survives, Rosa is shocked, and Toni herself is stunned by that sequence. The fans rally even harder, and Rosa drags Kris up. Rosa vows to put this one away for Texas! SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO!! Kris survives again and Rosa is beside herself! Rosa drags Kris up, but Kris fires a forearm! Rosa eggs Kris on, then SLAPS her! Rosa fires up, runs, but Kris LARIATS! Kris hauls Rosa right up, gut wrenches, STATURDAY NIGHT FEVER!! Cover, KRIS WINS!!

Winner: Kris Statlander, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

Kris takes a bow and blows a kiss to the champ, and Baltimore gives a standing ovation. Kris shows Rosa respect by helping her stand, will Rosa’s dream of going All In have to live on vicariously through Kris?

 

The Don Callis Family speaks.

Kyle Fletcher & Konosuke Takeshita stand behind Don Callis himself as he says, “All signs are pointing and all roads are leading to a Proto-shita final for the Don Callis Family in the Owen Hart Tournament. I mean, the Protostar here, he already beat that degenerate, Mark Briscoe. And even though Brody King got one over on the Don Callis Family when he beat Lance Archer, I can tell you, my word, it shan’t happen again! Because we’ve got valuable intel, and you’re in the ring, Brody King, with The Alpha. Look at these two! I mean, in their 20s, jacked, oiled up, hot! The talk of the town! Very healthy young men.

“Y’know who’s not healthy? A couple other members of the Don Callis Family. So I’m gonna put it out there officially tonight: The Don Callis Family, given the rash of injuries that has taken place, is now accepting potential new members. Send your résumé, send your picture, send your bank account number, because as these guys have proven, this is straight to the top.” Callis is expanding his stable, who will accept his offer? And will Takeshita make it through the King of Death this Saturday on Collision?

 

The Undisputed Kingdom speaks.

Kyle O’Reilly says, “There’s been a lot of ups and downs for us in AEW, boys. And since I joined the Undisputed Kingdom, we’ve been chasing that one moment to kick things off. And the TNT Championship tells the world what we already know: We are the elite of the elite, and watch us as we collect moment after moment after moment.” Roderick Strong says, “Speaking of moments, Kyle, I think it’s about time that we have our moment.” Adam Cole tells Roddy that they will. “Because excellence is not just defined by your successes. Excellence is defined by how you handle your failures.

“The past two years, I’ve been through hell and back. They were two of the most challenging years not just in my career, but in my life. And now I stand before you the Face of TNT, your NEW AEW TNT Champion. And trust me when I tell you, this is just the start for the three of us. Because it’s a new era in All Elite Wrestling, because we… We are the paragons, and that is Undisputed.” Cole, Kyle & Roddy are ready, will they redefine what it is to be All Elite?

 

Chris Jericho is here!

The former ROH World Champion goes to the ring, where he has his podium, prop trees and TV set up. Jericho has the mic to say, “I am the legendary Chris Jericho, but I am no longer the ROH World Champion.” The fans cheer that! Jericho says he lost his match, he lost a tooth, and he lost his title. And while that is disappointing, he will give credit where credit is due. Congratulations, Bandido, you pulled it off. After months of conflict with one of the greatest pro-wrestlers of all time, Jericho, Bandido was finally victorious. Bandido won the title and saved his mask, but of course with the assistance of his intrusive siblings and his stooge of a mother!

But Jericho gets it. Bandido has his familia, and Jericho has his. Jericho will bring them out now: “Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith! The Redwood & The Bad Apple make their way out now, and they’re just as upset given they also lost on Sunday. Bill & Keith step into the ring to join Jericho, and Jericho says he was hoping they’d all have titles here tonight. He was hoping they would win the AEW World Tag Team Championships at Dynasty. But they didn’t, did they? That’s why Jericho- Bill stops him?!

Bill grabs his own mic while the fans cheer him on, and Bill says, “Look, Chris, I already know what you’re gonna say. You’re angry, and you have every right to be angry. I’m angry. In fact, I’ve been getting real angry a lot as of late.” Keith wants Bill to stop, but Bill says no, Jericho needs to hear this. Bill knows Keith knows this, too, because they’ve talked about this. Keith is still conflicted, but Bill tells Jericho that Bill has the utmost respect for Jericho. Jericho is one of the greatest of all time. Jericho is one of the most decorated performers in the history of this industry. The fans do cheer that, and Bill says that is why he joined The Learning Tree.

Bill wanted to learn from Jericho. But… Bill did not sign up to be Jericho’s punching bag whenever things go wrong. The fans cheer that! Jericho has a bit of a smirk, and Bill says if he and Keith are out here because Jericho is going to teach them something, then by all means, go ahead and teach. But if they are just here so Jericho can berate and humiliate them, then let Bill know right now, so Bill can leave. And Bill knows Bryan feels the same way. Jericho steps closer to Keith and asks if that’s true. Because that isn’t why Jericho brought them out here. If that’s what they think, then they do have a lot more to learn than he thought.

Jericho believes in them. And when he said he wanted them to win the AEW World Tag Team Championships, he meant that, because he cares about both of them. He handpicked both of them to stand by him to teach them, help them, and believe him, he doesn’t have to help anyone in AEW if he doesn’t want to. But they have potential. They’re future world champions! That is why their victories are his victories, and their failures are his failures. And that is why Jericho is empathetic to Bill when Bill was not there when Jericho needed him most! Jericho lost the ROH World Championship, and Bill wasn’t there!

Some might go so far as to say it was Bill’s fault that Jericho lost! The fans boo, this is clearly the berating Bill spoke of. Bill tries not to react, but Jericho says he isn’t saying that. He doesn’t believe that at all. It is okay, because he is not angry. Just disappointed. Jericho SMASHES his TV with Floyd the Baseball Bat! Jericho again says, “I’m not angry, just disappointed.” And then SMASH goes the TV! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! Then he goes after the trees! Jericho keeps saying, “I’m disappointed! I’m disappointed! I’m disappointed! I’M EFFING DISAPPOINTED!” And unlike Nick Jackson earlier, Jericho does say the full word.

The fans boo and Bill glares at Jericho. Jericho says he is disappointed in them, and until they change that, it is best that he leaves. Jericho pushes his podium over, storms out of the ring, and the fans sing, “Hey Hey Hey~! GOODBYE~!” If this is disappointed, what would angry even look like? Keith and Bill are upset, but in different ways. What happens to The Learning Tree if The Nueve is going to be MIA?

 

Anthony Bowens speaks.

It was after the huge return at Dynasty during the Zero Hour that the Pride of Pro-Wrestling said, “I’m finally free of the shackles that is Max Caster. The Five Tool Player has finally arrived. I’ve got five tools, and one rule: And that’s  to prove them wrong.” Bowens returns to AEW TV as he takes on Blake Christian this Saturday, will the Vanilla Baby survive this Collision?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

Almost a week after the brutal beating they gave Adam Copeland, Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler will be in Springfield, Mass to speak on #WhyFTRWhy. Will their answer be satisfactory? Or simply self-serving?

 

Backstage interview with The Hurt Syndicate.

Alicia Atout has caught up with MVP, Lashley & Shelton to bring up the interactions with MJF. Where do things go from here? Lashley asks why they’re even talking about MJF. Everyone knows MJF is not to be trusted, and then after what he said out there tonight? Lashley does not like MJF, and the Syndicate does not need MJF. Shelton agrees there. They don’t need anybody else. Though, “Lil’ George Costanza is pretty funny.” Lashley rolls his eyes and storms off, Shelton says he’ll go talk to him. MVP says they’re just trying to figure out- Wait, someone knocks on the door. MVP says come in, and it’s MJF!

MJF tells Alicia, “Honey, this is an AB conversation, so why don’t you C your skank ass outta here? Buh-bye, catch you around.” MJF apologizes to MVP that he had to see that, but he is just a little perturbed. Can he ask a question, plain and simple? Sure, go ahead. Does MJF look like a “female dog” to him? MVP wants MJF to get to the point. MJF’s point is, why does he always end up treated like some punk b*tch!? Do these guys not know who he is? He’s M J F! MVP has MJF stop there. That’s the problem: They know exactly who MJF is. MJF’s reputation precedes him. But this is business, and in the world of business, you get your consumer, find out what they want, and give it to them.

MVP heads out, and MJF thinks on that. Will he figure out what the supply and demand for the Hurt Syndicate is?

 

Jericho is in the parking lot.

He storms around, and he takes out his “disappointment” on some spare sodas before getting into his car. The driver takes it away, when and where will we see The Learning Tree again?

 

Samoa Joe & Hook VS Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta!

While Jon Moxley beat Shibata earlier tonight, Swerve did take out The Bastard soon after. The rest of The Opps take on the rest of The Death Riders, who will it be that’s caught lacking here tonight?

The teams sort out, Joe starts against Yuta, and the fans rally behind the Samoan Submission Specialist. The two circle, Yuta waistlocks, but Joe wrenches out and wristlocks. The fans sing, “Joe is gonna kill~ you!” but Yuta rolls, only for Joe to wrangle him. Yuta fights up, spins and works on the grip, but Joe wrangles him again. Yuta kips up, spins, rolls, and fires a forearm! Joe lets Yuta go, but he’s more mad than anything. Yuta runs off before Joe can take a swing! The fans boo but Yuta wants the ref to back Joe off. The ref has Joe step back, then Yuta slides in. Yuta tags Claudio and the fans boo more.

Joe smirks as now the Swiss Cyborg steps in. Joe and Claudio knuckle lock, then Claudio kicks low! Claudio UPPERCUTS, UPPERCUTS again, but Joe CHOPS! And JABS! JABS! JABS! Joe fires JAB after JAB, then whips Claudio to a corner. Joe runs up, ELBOW and PELE! Claudio sputters along the ropes but Joe bumps him off buckles. Tag to Hook and the Opps mugs Claudio. Hook fires body shots then clinches, but Claudio CLUBS him, then scoops and SLAMS him! Tag to Yuta, Yuta climbs up, and Yuta CROSSBODIES but Hook says nope! Yuta belly flops on the mat, then Hook waistlocks for a deadlift GERMAN SUPLEX!

Hook holds on, to GERMAN SUPLEX again! And GERMAN SUPLEX again! The fans fire up for Hook while Yuta flounders to the corner. Tag to Joe and Joe JABS, CHOPS, and repeat! The fans cheer as Joe then snapmares Yuta, CHOPS him on the back, and KICKS him in the front! Joe runs to ELBOW DROP! Tag to Hook, he runs up to fire knees. Hook puts Yuta in a corner and fires body shots! Hook whips corner to corner, Yuta reverses, but then Hook puts Yuta on the apron. Hook ROCKS Yuta, Yuta falls to the floor, but then Yuta grabs a foot! The ref reprimands as Yuta trips Hook, but Hook kicks free! Only for Claudio to APRON DOUBLE STOMP!

The ref reprimands while Hook writhes, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Yuta storms back in and brings Hook up. Yuta CHOPS Hook, but Hook CHOPS in return! Yuta CLAWS Hook’s eyes, tags Claudio, and they double whip Hook to then DOUBLE BOOT! Yuta soaks up the heat while Claudio glares at Joe. Joe warns Claudio, but Claudio drags Hook around into a top wristlock. Claudio grinds Hook down with that wristlock, but Hook fights up. Claudio knee slow, KNEES Hook again, then shoves him to the corner. Claudio stomps Hook down, argues with the ref, but that lets Yuta CHOKE Hook! Joe protests, the ref is busy with him now, so Yuta gets away with it. Claudio smothers Hook, KNEES him low, then tags Yuta.

Yuta runs up to stomp Hook, then brings him around. Yuta talks trash on Baltimore, but Hook fires body shots! Yuta KNEES low, hooks a leg, and hits a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect, but Yuta doesn’t care as he just clamps onto a foot. Yuta drags Hook around, YANKS the leg, then tags Claudio. Claudio stomps Hook, then smothers him with a chinlock. Hook endures, even as Claudio grinds him down. Hook fights around, fights up, and he fires body shots. Claudio shifts to a SLEEPER, but Hook still fights. Hook reaches out for Joe, Joe reaches out for Hook, but Claudio shifts around to have a COBRA CLUTCH!

The fans rally as Hook fights up, and he has Claudio as a backpack! Hook stomps forward, but Claudio slips down and THROWS Hook down! Claudio then UPPERCUTS Hook to the corner! Tag to Yuta, he drags Hook up and snapmares for a chinlock of his own. Hook endures all over again while Dynamite returns to single picture. The fans rally for Hook and they taunt Yuta, but Yuta leans on the hold. Hook fights to his feet, fires body shots, then he SAYANAGIS free! But Yuta comes back for a PAIN THRILLER! Cover, TWO! Yuta tags Claudio, Claudio scuffs Hook, then Claudio eggs Hook on. “Who’s the man?”

Claudio shoves Hook to the corner, but Hook ROCKS Claudio, ELBOWS Yuta, and repeat! Hook hurries for his corner but Claudio catches him with a clinch. Claudio KNEES low, then whips Hook to the corner. Claudio storms up, but Hook clinches! CORNER EXPLODER! The fans fire up while both men are down! Hook crawls, but Yuta is right there, Claudio tags Yuta in! Yuta runs to BLAST Joe! The fans boo but Hook catches Yuta! EXPLODER! Hook crawls, as does Yuta, but Joe’s still down! Yuta tags Claudio, Claudio runs at Hook, UPPERCUT! Cover, TWO! Hook survives but Claudio drags him back up!

Tag to Yuta, and Yuta climbs! Claudio hauls Hook up, DOOMSDAY POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO?!?! Hook survives and shocks The Death Riders! They argue with the ref, but Joe rises to the apron! Only for Claudio to slide out, YANK Joe down, and throw forearms! Joe fires in return and the fans fire up! Joe whips, Claudio reverse, Joe hits railing! Claudio runs up, but into an URENAGE to the floor! Yuta drags Hook up, but Hook standing switches and clamps on! REDRUM!! No, Yuta is fighting it, and here comes Moxley! The ref has Moxley back off, but this lets Yuta CLAWS Hook’s eyes! The fans boo but Moxley does his part.

Moxley has a chair, he tells Yuta to finish this, but SHIBATA returns! He has Moxley in a SLEEPER! The fans fire up as Moxley flails! REDRUM for Yuta!! Joe has Claudio, COQUINA CLUTCH!! The Opps have the Death Riders all caught! Yuta TAPS, Opps win!!

Winners: Samoa Joe & Hook, by submission

They truly are #NeverLacking! Joe, Hook and even Shibata had the grit to tough it out and take the win! Shibata’s even putting the Maniac AEW World Champion to sleep! But Marina Shafir slithers in, chair in hand! She CHOP BLOCKS Joe! Yuta CLOBBERS Hook, Claudio is back to help mug Hook! The fans boo, Shibata hurries to help his guys, but Claudio fires shots! Yuta joins in to TOSS Shibata out! Claudio has the chair, sits it upside-down, and he reels Hook in! GOTCH NEUTRALIZER onto the chair legs!! Hook is all but skewered on those, and now The Death Riders run away before Joe can get them!

The fans boo, but what did anyone expect from the dastardly, no good Death Riders? Joe is the only one standing, and he has a mic to shout, “DEATH RIDERRRS~! You cowardly SOBs! You see, the Opps came to Baltimore to give you a fist fight! And it seems like the Death Riders are acting more like a bunch of D*CK RIDERS right now, to come out here and do what they want!” The fans fire up behind Joe, and Joe says they make it real simple! The Opps VS The Death Riders, and they’re coming for the AEW World Trios Championships!! Joe has thrown down the challenge, will The Death Riders have no choice but to accept?


My Thoughts:

A great Dynamite for the follow-up to Dynasty, but something promo wise must’ve gone long because the main event needed most of that overrun. Part of me thinks it was Kenny Omega with The Bucks. We got a good opening promo from Moxley that properly uses that Heel hypocrisy to act like he didn’t get saved by everyone in the Death Riders and The Bucks, and then we got a great match from Moxley VS Shibata. Moxley of course wins by using dirty tactics, but I liked the segue into The Bucks having their promo, which then brought out Kenny. Part of why this part took longer was cuz the fans were having too much fun chanting “Dookie.”

But there’s something about The Elite wanting to work with The Death Riders, but they’ve got Omega and Swerve opposing them, I wonder if Double or Nothing gets to have Anarchy in the Arena 2025. The Owen Hart Cup Finals determine a #1 contender to the world title, so Double or Nothing doesn’t have to have a world title match. Honestly, seeing as how Revolution and Dynasty basically had the same upsetting end to a world title match, Anarchy in the Arena would be a much better main event. Though, that really depends on what happens with The Opps and the trios titles. Honestly, The Opps better win those titles.

We got a great tag team main event, and while Joe & Hook win, Death Riders get the better of them with that beating. I really hope Pac is okay, his ankle scare might have been what wrapped his match against Swerve. If Pac’s ankle is still a concern, that’s perhaps all the more reason to take the trios titles off The Death Riders and put them on The Opps so that The Opps can carry those into Double or Nothing or even All In. Then Anarchy in the Arena can be Bucks, Okada, and at least Moxley, Claudio & Yuta, against Omega, Swerve, and certainly Hangman Page. Hangman had a great bit with Prince Nana, and they’re really taking this to interesting places. Swerve says he deserved what Hangman did, Nana wants to apologize for what Swerve did, and Hangman isn’t sure how to handle any of it.

Now, Hangman also said his Owen Hart Cup match is next week, and that complicates what some fans were hoping to see. Fans hoped Darby Allin would go All In (see how his name and the words work together?) but Darby wants to climb Mount Everest. Apparently that climb is either happening now or within the next week, meaning he’s not going to be available for the Wild Card position. Not sure who they could put in that spot, not sure why they had a Wild Card spot to begin with, but if it isn’t Darby, I feel like Hangman wins that to at least be a bit closer to the Cup. But with The Bucks back, I could see them pulling strings to try and help Hangman, he doesn’t like it, all the more reason he joins Swerve and Omega against The Elite.

Very good promo segment from The Hurt Syndicate with MJF. MJF just assuming he’s in was great, as was Lashley’s entire reaction to it. Not sure we needed that backstage promo, that could’ve been left for Collision. Also, I believe Alicia Atout is MJF’s newest girlfriend, so she clearly knew MJF would be misogynistic for the bit. Good promo from Undisputed Kingdom, or perhaps the Paragon? I feel like “Paragon” was floated around as a faction name a year or so ago, not sure they need to try that again. And surprisingly, a very good TV Time with Chris Jericho. I really liked Bill being blunt with Jericho, and then Jericho turning that around to be somewhat psycho was actually a good move, too. Can’t wait for Bill and Jericho to have it out, and for Keith to choose a side.

That was a great 8 Man Tag, with great promos, but like… Does a kayfabe “big cash prize” really have to be the reason? I suppose it’s TK’s best way of justifying such an assortment of wrestlers in a match, but it still seems really silly. They never really did that much with Top Flight & AR Fox after they won that Three Kings $300K battle royal. The gear didn’t change or improve that drastically, there was no promo/vignette where they had fun with the $300K, so why bother? Good promo from Don Callis, though, to hype up his guys in the Owen Hart Cup, and to open the door to new members. Maybe guys lost in the shuffle can finally do stuff on TV. Also, a shame about Mark Davis and Brian Cage, I hope those guys get well soon.

And great stuff in the Women’s Owen Hart Cup. Very good promo from all the other entries, and a great match from Kris VS Rosa. Toni on commentary is still good, but she really does like innuendos, doesn’t she? Maybe too much? I’m just a touch surprised Kris won, I thought they were going to give us Thunder VS Storm again, given Rosa never actually lost the title. They can still do that for Double or Nothing on the side while someone else wins the tournament, but Megan & Ford also had a very good promo. I figured with Dynasty that Megan would want a rematch, but maybe she has to go through Rosa to get it. Or maybe Triple Threat since the PPV is Double or Nothing?

My Score: 8.9/10

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