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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (10/1/23)

Countdown to the Clash!

Published

2 years ago

October 1, 2023

Steven Mitchell

30 days left to prepare!

HPW prepares for Midna VS Veran in Winner Takes All, the Triforce Championship AND the Hyrule Warriors match, all at Clash of Fates!

The Twilight Princess VS The Sorceress of Shadows!

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As announced on the official HPW Insta, Midna puts up both belts in one match! Who will control both the Women’s and Open Divisions after the Clash?

The Hyrule Warriors are assembling.

We know from Dark Horse Stampede just over two weeks ago that The Grim Creeper, Thunderbird, Freezlord, Dinalfos AND Yunobo are all going into the 33 person battle royal, leaving 28 names still to be a surprise. Who will step into Hyrule Coliseum hoping to win that golden ticket to HyruleMania 4? And who will they meet for the Triforce Championship on New Year’s Eve?

Aveil & The Gerudo Sisterhood prepare.

Shabonne hypes up the Desert Flower as she trains to face Kage at Clash of Fates for the HPW Triforce Championship. Aveil does squats with a 50 kilogram slab in her arms. Shabonne shouts, “Gerudo’s are legit!” The group responds, “SA’OTEN!” “Gerudo’s have grit!” “SA’OTEN!” “Gerudo’s don’t quit!” “SA’OTEN!” Shabonne has Aveil say it back. “Gerudo’s are legit!” “SA’OTEN!” “Gerudo’s have grit!” “SA’OTEN!” “Gerudo’s don’t quit!” “SA’OTEN!” Shabonne then tells Aveil to prove it! Aveil pops the 50kg slab up to POWERBOMB down! 50kg is 110 pounds, lighter than Kage, so Shabonne has Aveil move up.

60 kg/132 pounds! Aveil carries that stone up a sand dune then GERMAN SUPLEXES it away! 70kg/154 pounds! Aveil carries it on her shoulder as she jogs a few laps around the ring. Then she dumps the slab outta the ring! 80kg/176 pounds! Aveil gets it up with a deadlift and GUT WRENCH SUPLEX! 90kg/198 pounds, the closest to Kage’s 200 pound muscular frame. Aveil strains a bit to lift the slab, but Shabonne tells her not to give up! Aveil tries another deadlift gut wrench, and spins to use the momentum in another GUT WRENCH SUPLEX! The Gerudo Sisterhood is all fired up now!

Aveil shouts, “Gerudo’s are legit!” “SA’OTEN!” “Gerudo’s have grit!” “SA’OTEN!” “Gerudo’s don’t quit!” “SA’OTEN!” “And that means there’s no stopping me from treating Kage like a slab! I am going to be the first Gerudo Triforce Champion!” “SA’OTEN!” “I am going to be the first female Triforce Champion!” “SA’OTEN!” “And I am going to face one of my vais at HyruleMania after they win the Hyrule Warriors match.” The others nod and say, “Yeaaaah~!” Then together, they all wave to the camera and say “Sav’orrrq~! (Goodbyeee~!)” Will the Gerudo Sisterhood soon stand atop HPW?

My Thoughts:

A formality article here to hype up Clash of Fates on Halloween, as is the tradition. I did make that Instagram post weeks ago, probably could’ve been more patient with that but I really liked how the artwork turned out. I would’ve made something like that for the five Dark Horses but I should’ve realized with Grim Creeper and Freezlord coming from the more child friendly, cartoonish looking Zelda games, and then Thunderbird the character being a Rito luchador and not the horrifying bird monster from The Legend of Zelda II (where things were either pixels or scans from the artbook anyway), that wasn’t going to work out.

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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (5/23/25)

What’s with all the glowing?

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Steven Mitchell

HPW Investigates: The Glowing Aura Phenomenon…

Riju, Sidon, Thunderbird, Donny B. Kool, Yunobo. Five stars of HPW have had powerful performances, but there’s something more to it… What is the reason behind this modern mystery? And could there be another?

Reviewing the timeline of events…

March 21st, the Triforce Tournament Bracket Finals

As the Gerudo Sisterhood was settling its grudge, Riju fought as hard as she could as the massive underdog against the Dame of the Dunes. Riju would survive heavy impact, begin to glow as she made her comeback, but Shabonne made sure she would lose the match. On that same night, we would see Sidon and Thunderbird each have their own moment where, after surviving heavy damage, they would begin to glow and make their comebacks. From there, Sidon and Thunderbird would win their way into the Triforce Tournament Finals at the Triforce Annivesary show.

April 1st, The Triforce Anniversary

Not only would we see Sidon & Thunderbird each bring out that same glowing energy, but Donny B. Kool would bring out that same phenomenon during the 21 Person Battle Royal. Donny held his own, but with that many opponents, winning was unlikely, and he was eliminated fifth-to-last.

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Yunobo won that 21 Person Battle Royal in April, and made his challenge for the HPW Death Mountain Championship. Igos du Ikana was as sharp as ever, but both men pushed each other to their limits. Yunobo powered through submissions and sharp strikes, bringing about the glowing aura, but Igos still won the match and retained the title.

So what might this all mean?

Five stars have been seen with glowing auras during the emotional heights of these matches. Or perhaps, the glowing auras are the results of these emotional heights? Could they be brought about by the “fighting spirit” within each one and in turn bring out new strength and energy? Each one of the five certainly seemed to “dig down deep” and fight like they were rising above mortal expectations.

Another detail that must be considered is the number of people who have presented this glowing aura phenomenon. Five people, with no connections between them: Riju the Gerudo; Sidon the Zora; Thunderbird the Ruto; Donny B. Kool the Gero; and Yunobo the Goron. Granted, they’re all young, and certainly leading this new generation forward. But the number itself is a point of focus. Needless to say that in Hyrule, three is the magic number, originating with the Triforce of legend. Therefore, multiples of three are also important. Five recorded phenomena, could this be a breaking of the norm? Or could there be a sixth?

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