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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (10/1/23)
Countdown to the Clash!

30 days left to prepare!
HPW prepares for Midna VS Veran in Winner Takes All, the Triforce Championship AND the Hyrule Warriors match, all at Clash of Fates!
The Twilight Princess VS The Sorceress of Shadows!
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As announced on the official HPW Insta, Midna puts up both belts in one match! Who will control both the Women’s and Open Divisions after the Clash?
The Hyrule Warriors are assembling.
We know from Dark Horse Stampede just over two weeks ago that The Grim Creeper, Thunderbird, Freezlord, Dinalfos AND Yunobo are all going into the 33 person battle royal, leaving 28 names still to be a surprise. Who will step into Hyrule Coliseum hoping to win that golden ticket to HyruleMania 4? And who will they meet for the Triforce Championship on New Year’s Eve?
Aveil & The Gerudo Sisterhood prepare.
Shabonne hypes up the Desert Flower as she trains to face Kage at Clash of Fates for the HPW Triforce Championship. Aveil does squats with a 50 kilogram slab in her arms. Shabonne shouts, “Gerudo’s are legit!” The group responds, “SA’OTEN!” “Gerudo’s have grit!” “SA’OTEN!” “Gerudo’s don’t quit!” “SA’OTEN!” Shabonne has Aveil say it back. “Gerudo’s are legit!” “SA’OTEN!” “Gerudo’s have grit!” “SA’OTEN!” “Gerudo’s don’t quit!” “SA’OTEN!” Shabonne then tells Aveil to prove it! Aveil pops the 50kg slab up to POWERBOMB down! 50kg is 110 pounds, lighter than Kage, so Shabonne has Aveil move up.
60 kg/132 pounds! Aveil carries that stone up a sand dune then GERMAN SUPLEXES it away! 70kg/154 pounds! Aveil carries it on her shoulder as she jogs a few laps around the ring. Then she dumps the slab outta the ring! 80kg/176 pounds! Aveil gets it up with a deadlift and GUT WRENCH SUPLEX! 90kg/198 pounds, the closest to Kage’s 200 pound muscular frame. Aveil strains a bit to lift the slab, but Shabonne tells her not to give up! Aveil tries another deadlift gut wrench, and spins to use the momentum in another GUT WRENCH SUPLEX! The Gerudo Sisterhood is all fired up now!
Aveil shouts, “Gerudo’s are legit!” “SA’OTEN!” “Gerudo’s have grit!” “SA’OTEN!” “Gerudo’s don’t quit!” “SA’OTEN!” “And that means there’s no stopping me from treating Kage like a slab! I am going to be the first Gerudo Triforce Champion!” “SA’OTEN!” “I am going to be the first female Triforce Champion!” “SA’OTEN!” “And I am going to face one of my vais at HyruleMania after they win the Hyrule Warriors match.” The others nod and say, “Yeaaaah~!” Then together, they all wave to the camera and say “Sav’orrrq~! (Goodbyeee~!)” Will the Gerudo Sisterhood soon stand atop HPW?
My Thoughts:
A formality article here to hype up Clash of Fates on Halloween, as is the tradition. I did make that Instagram post weeks ago, probably could’ve been more patient with that but I really liked how the artwork turned out. I would’ve made something like that for the five Dark Horses but I should’ve realized with Grim Creeper and Freezlord coming from the more child friendly, cartoonish looking Zelda games, and then Thunderbird the character being a Rito luchador and not the horrifying bird monster from The Legend of Zelda II (where things were either pixels or scans from the artbook anyway), that wasn’t going to work out.
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There’s been a slight change in the forecast…
There may not be a storm on the horizon, but when Wrestling Is Life, every day is unpredictable! What does HPW have planned for May Day?
HPW prepares for the storm ahead…
Blood & Thunder still beckons, and the Faces of Evil need to defend their HPW World Trios Championships. Therefore, Wrestling Is Life will see two qualifying trios matches! After the controversial nature of losing the titles at HyruleMania, Arrow Club is given a spot in these qualifiers. And they will be facing familiar foes in TSDQ! The Studly Don’t Quit, but will they make it through to ThunderStruck? As for the second qualifier, Los Taros Locos will return in hopes of stampeding up to the top of HPW, but they’ll be up against quite the mysterious team. Cia represents the OG Dark Forces expelled from the group, and she’ll bring her sister, Lana, with her!
But who is their third partner? They didn’t name them, so who could it be? Volga? Kevin Gibdo? Or even Wizzro? Will keeping it an unknown be the key to winning?
Igos du Ikana speaks.
From inside his shadowy throne room, The Ruler of Ruin looks at the HPW Death Mountain Championship on a pedestal. “The HPW Death Mountain Championship. A championship created not just to commemorate one of Hyrule’s greatest landmarks, but also to commemorate one of Hyrule’s greatest wrestling promotions. Death Mountain Wrestling was a vital part of wrestling history, where legends would pave the way for a new generation, and inspire many more. Not unlike Termina Championship Wrestling.”
Igos walks past the pedestal to look to a trophy case. Igos looks to his copy of the classic TCW Championship, and even of the High Noon Championship. There are also poster sized pictures of Igos’ greatest moments, such as the first time he won the TCW title, and the last time he held it while TCW was still active. Igos continues by saying, “I say this not because you don’t know. Of course you know this. I say this so that you might understand. I say this because I need you to understand. You have great aspirations, and strong ambition, but I don’t think you understand what you’re attempting to achieve.
“You stand at the foot of a mountain, it’s shadow upon you. That mountain’s name is legacy. You want to climb the mountain. You want to reach the top and plant your own flag at the summit. You want everyone to see you, to look up to you, to acknowledge you. But this climb is more challenging than you know. This climb is more challenging than you can handle. These belts may only be ten pounds, but they weigh so much more once you put them on. You are not ready for the climb. You are not ready to carry that weight. You are not ready to push yourself, step after step, inch after inch, as the mountain only grows steeper and steeper. And you never will be.
“So I tell you this not because you do not know. I tell you this so that you may understand. You must turn back now, find another path forward, before it is too late. Before you fall… to ruin.” It is clear who this message is for, but will young Yunobo heed this grizzled warrior’s warning?
HPW Deep Dive: Wisdom VS Power.
The Princess of Hyrule visits Hero of Hyrule, Link, now that he’s home from the hospital. He still needs bed rest, given everything Ganon did to him. He has bandages around his head, and his sister, Aryll, checks his stitches. 13 stitches all along the hairline. They’re holding well, no bleeding. Zelda sits with Link and holds his hand. She apologizes for what happened, but Link shakes his head. Aryll agrees, Zelda’s not to blame, Ganon and his Dark Forces are. They ruined her moment, they beat Link down, so they they have to be stopped. Ganon’s coming after the title anyway, so Zelda can get payback at the same time.
Ganon says, “Like I give a damn.” The Gerudo Ace lounges in his manor, The Dark Forces all around him. That now includes Shabonne & Tali, sporting new ensembles to reflect joining up. The Faces of Evil have their HPW World Trios Championships while Ganon has the Triforce Tournament trophy in hand. Ganon then mockingly says, “YoU dEsErVe It~! YoU dEsErVe It~!” Audio from the Triforce Anniversary event is interspliced here, as well as flashes of Zelda being emotional as she has the title belt put on.
“Isn’t it strange that Zelda takes the fall at HyruleMania, but I’m the one relegated to the tournament? And she clearly has that pointy eared little simp wrapped around her finger, or else he wouldn’t have even agreed to the match. But hey, what do I know? I only beat Link one-on-one in his first defense, then beat Zelda one-on-one in my first defense. I’m the Triple Crown Champion, I beat legends of TCW, and I’m this year’s Triforce Tournament winner. No one is more deserving of that title, of whatever title there is, than me! Isn’t that right?” The group all say, “Yeah!”
Ganon says, “The Dark Forces will be golden!” The group again shouts, “Yeah!” Ganon says, “The Dark Forces RUNS HPW!” The group again shouts, “YEAH!!” The Dark Forces all raise a glass to drink it up, while Link rests his head on Zelda’s shoulder and she rests her head on his. The Princess of Hyrule may reign, but will she fail to trump the Gerudo Ace? The countdown is on until May 1st, when Wrestling is Life!
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