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The Bracket of Power!

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The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 51

The premier HPW event is back! Who moves forward in the Fifth Annual Triforce Tournament’s Bracket of Power?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Bracket of Power: Buliara VS Tali; Tali wins and advances.
  • Bracket of Power: Bad Croc Scaly VS Hinox; Scaly wins and advances.
  • Bracket of Power: Kevin Gibdo VS Scaldera; Scaldera wins and advances.
  • Bracket of Power: Yunobo VS Dinolfos; Yunobo wins and advances.

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HPW and HXS TV set the scene!

For the first time right in Goron City, HPW begins the Triforce Tournament! And the Power Bracket is full of some wild match-ups! Buliara and Tali are both in the Gerudo Sisterhood, but only one can move on! Yunobo and Dinolfos rekindle their rivalry! The victory will be sweet for those who embody power and strength, but who tastes bitter different? The Fifth Annual Triforce Tournament begins now!

 

Bracket of Power: Buliara VS Tali!

They’ve been HPW Trios Champions together in the Gerudo Sisterhood, but now they are opponents in the opening match of this year’s tournament! Will they still feel like sisters in arms after going blow for blow?

The Gerudo Sisterhood, even Shabonne, stays in the back to leave it to these two. Buliara offers a handshake, and Tali accepts it. The fans cheer the sportsmanship, and the bell rings. Tali and Buliara circle while the fans rally for “Women’s Wrestling!” Buliara and Tali tie up, are in a deadlock, and then they break. Then they tie up again, are in another deadlock, and they break again. They go again but Tali shoots around to waistlock. Buliara fights the lift, pries at the hold, then switches. Tali fights the lift now, throws an elbow and is free. Tali runs, and RAMS shoulders with Buliara! Buliara stays up, and the fans cheer.

Buliara and Tali stare down, and Tali smirks. The two talk, and Tali dares Buliara to run. Buliara runs, RAMS Tali, but Tali stays up. Tali and Buliara stare down again while fans cheer. They talk, and then they both run! They RAM shoulders, and RAM shoulders, and RAM again! Neither falls or backs down, and the fans fire up. They tie up, go around, end up on ropes, then end up in a corner, Tali pushing Buliara against buckles. The ref counts, Tali slowly lets off, and fans applaud. Tali backs off, Buliara gets out of the corner and the two circle again. They feel things out, and then Tali kicks low!

Tali CLUBS Buliara, then reels her in. Buliara fights the back suplex, throws down elbows, then winds up, but Tali ducks the lariat! Tali shoves Buliara away, then SPE- NO! Buliara bodies the Spear! Buliara then swings Tali around in the facelock, to then HALF HATCH! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up while Buliara clamps on a chinlock. Tali endures, fights up, and throws body shots. Tali whips, Buliara holds ropes to stop herself, and then she BOOTS Tali away. Tali rebounds but Buliara dodges her lariat. Buliara returns, but Tali sidesteps her to then scoop and SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up while Tali frowns.

Tali sits Buliara up to clamp on a chinlock and leans on the hold. Buliara endures, the fans rally up, but Tali cranks on the hold. Buliara fights around, reaches out with a foot, but Tali shifts to a rear mount and then body scissors. Tali rolls Buliara to a cover, TWO! Both hurry to their feet and Tali headlocks. They go to ropes, Buliara powers out to then reel Tali in, atomic drop! Tali hobbles, clutching her butt, and Buliara runs to LARIAT! Fans fire up as Buliara hurries to cover, TWO! Buliara waits on Tali to get up, then runs up to clinch! Tali fights the lift, throws elbows to get free, then throws a low knee!

Tali grabs Buliara in a gut wrench, but Buliara fights the lift with elbows to Tali’s hip. Buliara tries a gut wrench but Tali holds on to her. They fight for gut wrench control, go around and around, and then Tali hooks Buliara’s leg to somersault with her! Tali stacks Buliara to a cover, TWO, but Tali holds on to reel Buliara back in and lift her up! POWERBOMB! Fans fire up and Tali stacks Buliara again, TWO! Tali turns Buliara over with a HALF SAND CRAB! Buliara endures and fans fire up again! Buliara reaches out, claws her way forward, but Tali drags her back! Tali sits deep on the hold and fans fire up more!

Buliara still endures, still fights around, still reaches out, but Tali shifts to have a toehold! Tali wants the crossface but Buliara fights her off! ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer while Tali lets go in frustration. Tali then stomps Buliara at the ropes! The ref reprimands and fans start to boo! Where’s the sportsmanship now? Tali lets off and storms around. Buliara drags herself up with the ropes, and Tali runs up to clothesline her against ropes! Tali whips Buliara to ropes, then picks her, but Buliara sunset flips through! TWO, and Buliara hurries to fireman’s carry Tali! WASTELAND SLAM! SENTON! Cover, TWO!

Fans fire up and Buliara stalks Tali. Tali crawls, Buliara reels her in with a wheelbarrow, for a WHEELBARROW GERMAN! Cover, TWO!! Tali survives and fans are thunderous! “This is Awesome!” and it’s just the opening match! Buliara grows frustrated, but she waits on Tali to get up. Tali crawls to a corner, drags herself up again, and Buliara storms up. Buliara waistlocks, but Tali holds onto the ropes! The ref reprimands and counts as Buliara tries to pull Tali from the corner. Tali holds on, and she pulls herself back in, sending Buliara face first into a buckle! Buliara staggers back, Tali takes aim, and Tali runs in! SPEAR!!

Fans are torn, Tali roars, and she gut wrenches Buliara up onto her shoulder, for the DOMINATOR!! Cover, Tali wins!!

Winner: Tali, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

A truly powerful opening to this tournament! Tali is all fired up for her win, but she sees Buliara sitting on the apron in frustration and disappointment. Tali goes out to the apron to sit with Buliara and brings her in for a side hug. Tali encourages Buliara that she still gave it her all. Buliara nods, and then Buliara encourages Tali. Buliara wants Tali to take the Bracket of Power by storm! The two shake hands and hug it out and the fans cheer. Will Tali be a force to be reckoned with in this tournament?

 

Bracket of Power: Bad Croc Scaly VS Hinox!

The physically biggest match is happening in the opening round! The Arrow Club has gold again after the big Trios Championship win, but will the Swamp Boss climb to the top of the mountain? Or will the Colossal Cyclops clobber him and continue on ahead?

The bell rings and the two behemoths stare down. They storm up to each other, and Hinox is half a head taller. But Scaly throws the first forearm! Hinox doesn’t budge! In fact, he chuckles! Hinox throws a forearm and ROCKS Scaly! Scaly wobbles, but he steadies himself and comes back for another forearm! Hinox throws another forearm, they go back and forth, and the fans rally up. Hinox gets the edge, backs Scaly down to ropes then whips him. Hinox RAMS Scaly, and Scaly tumbles out of the ring! Fans fire up while Hinox roars and Scaly staggers up to his feet! Scaly is frustrated while fans chant for Hinox.

The ring count starts and Scaly seethes. Scaly storms up to the apron at 5 of 10, Hinox storms up on Scaly, and Scaly HOTSHOTS Hinox! Hinox staggers, fans boo, and Scaly runs in to BLINDSIDE LARIAT! Hinox stumbles into the ropes, rebounds and staggers back, and Scaly fireman’s carries Hinox?! Fans are losing their minds, but then Scaly falls forward, Hinox falling on top of him! Hinox flips Scaly over to cover, TWO!! Scaly survives being squashed, and Hinox waits on him to get up. Scaly staggers to his feet and the fans rally. Hinox choke grips Scaly! But then Scaly pries Hinox’s hand away! Scaly wrenches, then short arm LARIATS!

Fans are torn as Scaly drags Hinox back up to short arm LARIAT again! Scaly roars, fans cheer and jeer even harder, and Scaly drags Hinox up again, for a third short arm LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!! Hinox is still in this, and Scaly is seething. Scaly drags Hinox back up, but that’s a lot of dead weight to drag up. Scaly gets Hinox to his feet, and then Hinox choke grips Scaly! CHOKE SLAM!! Both men are down and the fans are all fired up! Hinox and Scaly slowly stir as the fans rally up. Hinox stands up while Scaly drags himself up with ropes. Scaly runs up to ROCK Hinox with a forearm! Hinox staggers, but he comes back to ROCK Scaly!

Scaly wobbles, but he comes back and ROCKS Hinox! Hinox leans against ropes, huffs and puffs, and ROCKS Scaly! Scaly staggers, fans rally up, and Scaly grits his teeth as he comes back to ROCK Hinox again! Hinox steadies himself, grabs Scaly and HEADBUTTS him! Scaly wobbles, leans back, but he stays up on sheer anger alone! Scaly kicks Hinox low, and then GRENADE!! Cover, TWO?!?! Fans were first shocked at how sudden the Grenade was, and now they’re shocked that Hinox survived! Scaly is furious, and he demands Hinox get back up! Hinox sputters and staggers to his feet, and Scaly winds up for another GRENADE!!

Scaly doesn’t cover?! He sits Hinox up for a BASEMENT GRENADE!! Cover, Scaly wins!!!

Winner: Bad Croc Scaly, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

Fans are losing their minds! Not so much Scaly won, but that he won with such destructive force! The Swamp Boss continues on, will he drag the Power Bracket into the undertow?

 

Bracket of Power: Kevin Gibdo VS Scaldera!

A rematch from HyruleMania 3, the Gibdo of All Gibdos battles the transformed “Burning Abomination!” Will Scaldera avenge the loss that changed his entire afterlife? Or will Kevin finally come through on his promise to reign supreme?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Kevin and Scaldera slowly circle, then they approach. They tie up, Scaldera headlocks, and he thrashes Kevin around. Kevin endures, stays on his feet, and he throws body shots. Kevin powers out, but Scaldera holds onto Kevin’s bandages to reel him back in! Referee Tiger Sahasrahla reprimands, but Scaldera still thrashes Kevin around again. Kevin throws more body shots, powers up to lift Scaldera, but Scaldera thrashes the hold to get back down. Scaldera grinds the headlock, but Kevin powers up again to throw Scaldera away! Scaldera rebounds off ropes, but into Kevin’s ROLLING ELBOW!

Scaldera staggers, roars at Kevin, but Kevin UPPERCUTS! Scaldera staggers, Kevin whips him to ropes, and then scoops for a SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO! Scaldera bails out and fans boo, but Kevin pursues. Kevin throws hands, he has Scaldera against barriers and he fires off even more haymakers! Sahasrahla reprimands but the fans fire up! Kevin brings Scaldera around, SMACKS him off the apron, then puts him in the ring. Kevin storms in, Scaldera staggers up, and Kevin whips. Scaldera reverses but Kevin ducks ‘n’ dodges and LEAPING LARIATS! The fans fire up and Kevin storms back up on Scaldera.

Kevin throws down fists, brings Scaldera up again, and puts him in a corner. Kevin throws body shots, the fans fire up, but Sahasrahla counts. Kevin lets off to then ELBOW Scaldera. Scaldera staggers to another corner, Kevin follows and throws more body shots. Kevin scoops Scaldera to SNAKE EYES off the buckles! Kevin runs side to side, to BOOT Scaldera down! Fans fire up, Scaldera staggers up, and Kevin takes aim. Kevin choke grips Scaldera! CHOKE- NO, Scaldera fights free to DDT! Cover, TWO! Scaldera is frustrated already but the fans fire back up. Scaldera drags Kevin to ropes and CHOKES him!

The fans boo, Sahasrahla reprimands and counts, but Scaldera lets off to then run the ropes and STRADDLE ATTACK! Kevin sputters, Scaldera pushes him to a cover, TWO! Fans cheer but Scaldera drags Kevin into a chinlock. Kevin endures the knee in his back and the fans rally up. Kevin pries at the hold, but Scaldera gets the arms, and pulls them back for a motorcycle stretch! The fans rally more as Kevin continues to endure. Kevin reaches out with a foot, but Scaldera pulls back on the arms! Kevin kicks and flails with his legs, and manages the ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer, Scaldera lets off and JUMPING ELBOW DROPS! Cover, TWO!

Scaldera seethes while fans rally up with “Let’s Go, Kevin!” Scaldera sits Kevin up, and BITES Kevin’s head! The fans boo, Sahasrahla reprimands, but Scaldera keeps biting! Sahasrahla counts, Scaldera lets off at 4, and he spits at Kevin! Scaldera looms over Kevin while he demands Kevin get up. Kevin crawls, and the spot Scaldera bit him looks to be bleeding now. Scaldera sits Kevin up to punch away on that spot on Kevin’s forehead! Fans boo as Scaldera digs his elbow into that spot, then JAMS Kevin in the forehead! Kevin falls over, checks that spot on his forehead, but Scaldera stomps Kevin to the ropes.

Scaldera CHOKES Kevin again, and Sahasrahla again reprimands and counts. Scaldera lets off to then run, slide outside, and UPPERCUT Kevin back into the ring! Scaldera storms back in and hits a three point stance as Kevin staggers to his feet. BLAZING ELBOW! Cover, TWO!! Fans fire up as Kevin survives and Scaldera throws a fit! Scaldera argues the count but Sahasrahla defends it was fair. Scaldera seethes and aims at Kevin from a corner. Scaldera again demands Kevin stand. Kevin, the blood now making a big red spot on his forehead, stands up, for the CYCLONE- NO, Kevin choke grips Scaldera first! CHOKE SLAM!!

Fans are thunderous as Kevin roars! Kevin looms over Scaldera now, drags him up, and he choke grips again so he can glare right into Scaldera’s eyes. Kevin then CHOKE SLAMS again!! But wait! HOLLYWOOD REDEAD is making his way out here?! The Million Rupee Champion is storming right down the ramp, but Sahasrahla tells him to stay away! Kevin storms out of the ring to go to the ramp but that gets ReDead to back off. Fans laugh at ReDead as he retreats right back up the ramp, and Kevin watches him closely while making his way back to the ring. Kevin steps into the ring, into the CYCLONE BOOT!! Cover, Scaldera wins!!

Winner: Scaldera, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

Scaldera roars, the fans boo, and ReDead laughs at the top of the ramp! Will the Burning Abomination put the uWo at the top of HPW?

 

Bracket of Power: Yunobo VS Dinolfos!

It’s a rematch from the Dark Horse Stampede, as well as their encounters during Hyrule Warriors and HyruleMania! The third-generation Goron star be the star tonight? Or will Dinolfos make him extinct?

Dinolfos wants after Yunobo but Sahasrahla keeps him back. The bell rings, and then Dinolfos runs up on Yunobo. They throw forearms and haymakers and the fans fire up! Dinolfos gets the edge and fans boo as he backs Yunobo down to a corner. Dinolfos stomps a mudhole in, Sahasrahla counts and Dinolfos lets off at 4 to roar and storm around. The fans continue to boo as Dinolfos storms back up on Yunobo. Yunobo shoves Dinolfos away, but Dinolfos BOOTS him! Yunobo leans against ropes, Dinolfos fires off body shots and forearms and the fans boo while Sahasrahla counts. Dinolfos lets off at 4, runs up, but Yunobo dumps him out!

Dinolfos tumbles off the apron and to the floor, Yunobo storms out after him. Yunobo CLUBS Dinolfos, stalks him around the way, but then Dinolfos sends Yunobo into the commentary desk! Rusl is upset because his drink is in danger. Dinolfos punches Yunobo over and over right on the desk! The fans boo, Sahasrahla reprimands and starts a ring count while Telma tells Dinolfos to knock it off. Dinolfos shoves Yunobo down while the count reaches 4 of 10. Yunobo staggers up, Dinolfos ROCKS him with a forearm! Yunobo wobbles, the count is 7 of 10, and Dinolfos SMACKS Yunobo off the apron before pushing him in.

The fans boo more, Dinolfos tells them up theirs, then storms into the ring. Dinolfos kicks Yunobo low, reels him in, but Yunobo wrenches out to ROCK Dinolfos with a forearm! Dinolfos stays up while Yunobo keeps wrist control, and Yunobo ROCKS Dinolfos again! Dinolfos laughs that off, and he ROCKS Yunobo in return! And ROCKS him again! Dinolfos eggs Yunobo on as a “tubby b*tch,” and Yunobo shouts, “Nobody calls me tubby!!” Yunobo fires off forearm after forearm after forearm and the fans fire up! Yunobo then whips Dinolfos to fireman’s carry and GORON DROP! Cover, TWO! Yunobo huffs and puffs while fans fire up.

Yunobo drags Dinolfos up to CLUB him, then reels him in. Yunobo suplexes Dinolfos up and over! And then he rolls through, to suplex again! Fans fire up, will Yunobo pull of his grandfather’s Triple Goro? Yunobo rolls through again, but now Dinolfos suplexes Yunobo! Fans chant “You Still Suck! You Still Suck!” but that is technically a great feat. Dinolfos rolls through, and he suplexes Yunobo again! Dinolfos rolls through again, he wants to steal Triple Goro! But then Yunobo suplexes Dinolfos! Yunobo rolls through, but Dinolfos suplexes again! They get up again, Yunobo suplexes again! They get up again, and Dinolfos suplexes again!

Fans boo, but then Yunobo gets up and suplexes and fans cheer! But then Dinolfos suplexes again and fans boo! Yunobo suplexes again, and fans cheer as he holds Dinolfos up! Yunobo waits until the count of TEN before the SLAM! Fans are thunderous with “That was Awesome!” while Yunobo floats to the cover, TWO!! Dinolfos is still in this but both men are down and exhausted after that suplex marathon. The two stir and the fans rally up. Yunobo and Dinolfos crawl and they go to opposite corners. They drag themselves up, and Dinolfos roars as he runs corner to corner to SPLASH! Dinolfos keeps moving, and he SPLASHES again!

Fans boo, and Dinolfos fireman’s carries Yunobo!? And hits a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO! Dinolfos is fuming but the fans fire back up. Dinolfos stomps Yunobo on the back, then hooks him up into the CAMEL CLUTCH! The fans rally as Yunobo endures being bent back! Yunobo fights, gets an arm free, claws at the mat, but Dinolfos grabs that arm and hooks it up again! Yunobo keeps fighting and gets the other arm free! Dinolfos grabs for that arm but Yunobo still gets the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer, Dinolfos lets off in frustration, and then he drops an elbow on Yunobo’s back!

The fans boo, Sahasrahla reprimands, but Dinolfos tells them all to shut up. Dinolfos drags Yunobo up again, and fireman’s carries again! GORON DROP! Dinolfos laughs as he scoots back to cover, ONE and Yunobo has a ghost pin! TWO!! Dinolfos escapes and staggers to his feet, and Yunobo scoops him to SLAM him! Yunobo roars and fans fire up as he scoops Dinolfos again. Yunobo SLAMS Dinolfos again, then beats his chest and shakes the ropes! The fans fire up as Yunobo runs side to side to then ROLLING THUNDER! Cover, TWO! Dinolfos coughs and sputters as he bails out of the ring.

Yunobo wants after Dinolfos but Sahasrahla keeps him back. Sahasrahla starts the ring count, Dinolfos drags himself back up to the apron, and then Yunobo runs in! SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB to the floor!! Fans lose their minds and Yunobo hobbles up to his feet. Yunobo drags Dinolfos up, puts him in the ring, and then drags him into a drop zone. Yunobo climbs up the corner, which we haven’t seen him do before! Though, we didn’t see him do such a wild powerbomb until just now, so… Yunobo reaches the top, and he DIVING SPLASHES!! Fans lose their minds, Yunobo covers, and Yunobo wins!!

Winner: Yunobo, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

Truly an impactful way for the Bracket of Power to wrap things up! Yunobo is rolling on to the next round, will he build momentum all the way to the finals?


My Thoughts:

And so, year five is truly underway! I hope I can make this tournament the best it possibly can be, the best of them all, and certainly compelling given the possibilities going forward.

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The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 72

Ganon tried to ruin the HPW Triforce Anniversary, but Zelda will not let him get away with it! Will the Princess of Hyrule still be Undisputed?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder Qualifier: Arrow Club VS TSDQ; Arrow Club wins and advances to ThunderStruck.
  • HPW Death Mountain Championship: Igos du Ikana VS Yunobo; Igos wins and retains the title.
  • HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder Qualifier: Los Taros Locos VS Cia, Lana & Midna; Cia, Lana & Midna win and advances to ThunderStruck.
  • Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship: Zelda VS GANON; Zelda wins and retains the title.

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HPW and HXT TV set the scene!

I’m gonna live till I die! I’m gonna laugh ‘stead of cry!

While Zelda finally won the Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship through an epic all-timer with Link, elation soon turned to despair as Ganon and the Dark Forces attacked. Link was left a bloody mess while Zelda was an emotional wreck, but now is the chance to make Ganon pay for it all! Will there be no more tears as the Princess of Hyrule shows the Gerudo Ace no mercy? Or will the blue skies of Spring be clouded by a new reign of terror? Meanwhile, Yunobo won a title shot of his own through the 21 Person Battle Royal, and he has chosen to climb Death Mountain like his grandfather before him! The Ruler of Ruin stands at the peak, will he keep Yunobo from the summit?

But first! The schedule may have changed, but the storm that is ThunderStruck is still on the horizon. The Dark Forces hold the HPW World Trios Championships, and they welcome one and all to come after the gold! Two big trios matches have been made, but who will be rumbling into Blood & Thunder? HPW Wrestling Is Life on Tarm Point in Lanayru Bay starts now!

 

HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder Qualifier: Arrow Club VS TSDQ!

These teams have battled quite a few times in the past, the trios titles at the heart of it. But now, they battle again in order to step inside the dreaded double cage that is Blood & Thunder! Who falls short while the other team is ThunderStruck?

Arrow Club is going with a very different trio this time, as the Young Ducks aren’t part of it at all! It’s Fin Balure, Bad Croc Scaly & Torbevito! They match up part for part with Groose, Skull Kid & Tingle, and the Faces of Evil when you think about it. The trios sort out, and while Groose calls out Fin, Fin mockingly says, “One second.” Then Fin steps outside the ring, letting Torbevito start against Groose. The bell rings and the fans duel, “T D S Q!” “ARROW CLUB!” Groose and Torbevito circle, feel things out, and they tie up. Groose powers Torbevito to the ropes, the ref calls the ropebreak, and Groose slowly lets off.

The fans applaud as Groose backs up and the two reset. Groose and Torbevito circle again, tie up again, and Groose puts Torbevito back on the ropes. Torbevito turns things around, the ref counts the break again, and Torbevito lets off slowly. But then he CHOPS! The fans fire up but Groose scowls while Torbevito backs off. Groose and Torbevito reset, circle, and Torbevito gets around Groose to CLUB him on the back. Torbevito headlocks, grinds the hold, but Groose powers up to lift him! Torbevito thrashes to keep the headlock on, but Groose fires body shots. Groose powers up and out, but Torbevito grabs the ropes.

Groose runs up, Torbevito dodges to roll Groose up! TWO, Torbevito runs to tilt-o-whirl and RANA Groose away! The fans are torn while Groose stands up at the ropes. Torbevito runs up, Groose pops him up to a Hebra Lift! Groose brings Torbevito around, but Torbevito flails! Torbevito sunset flips through, but Groose stays up! Groose YANKS Torbevito up off the ground, right into an atomic drop! Groose whips Torbevito to the Studly corner, then runs up to LARIAT! The fans cheer, Groose tags Skull Kid, and Groose keeps Torbevito corner while Skull Kid runs side to side. Skull Kid runs in and ELBOWS Torbevito in the corner!

The fans cheer while Skull Kid has Torbevito on the ropes. Skull Kid kicks Torbevito, whips him, but Torbevito reverses to then kick, KICK, wrench and SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO! Skull Kid is tougher than that, but Torbevito clamps onto Skull Kid with a chinlock. The fans rally while Skull Kid endures. Skull Kid fights up, powers up and out, but Fin sneaks a tag. Torbevito then slides out, taunts Skull Kid, and Fin rolls Skull Kid up! TWO, Skull Kid gets up, but Fin CHOPS him! The fans cheer and Fin CHOPS again! Fin puts Skull Kid in the Arrow Club corner, stomps him down, then digs his boots in. The ref counts, Fin tags Scaly, and Arrow Club backs up.

Scaly taunts Tingle & Groose as he whips Torbevito at Skull Kid for an ELBOW! Scaly sends Fin in for a CHOP! Torbevito & Fin send Skull Kid to Scaly for a fireman’s carry and GORON DROP! Cover, TWO! Skull Kid stays in this but Scaly stays on him with a chinlock and grinds him down. The fans rally as Skull Kid endures again. Scaly drags Skull Kid over to the Arrow Club corner and Torbevito tags in. They mug Skull Kid while fans duel. Torbevito kicks Skull Kid to the ropes, CHOKES him, but the ref reprimands. Torbevito lets off at 4 to argue with the ref, and that lets Fin sucker punch Skull Kid! Fans boo but Fin plays innocent.

Torbevito drags Skull Kid up, snapmares, then KICKS him in the back! Skull Kid writhes, the fans rally, but Torbevito pushes him down for a cover. TWO, and Torbevito clamps on another chinlock. Skull Kid endures, even as Torbevito digs a knee into his back. The fans rally, Skull Kid reaches out, but Torbevito then JAMS him in the back with his knee! Torbevito pulls back on the chinlock but Skull Kid still endures! The fans rally more, Skull Kid fights up, and he JAWBREAKERS free! Torbevito staggers, hurries back and he grabs Skull Kid’s foot! Skull Kid crawls, Torbevito drags him back, but Skull Kid turns over and BOOTS Torbevito away!

Torbevito flounders, Skull Kid scrambles, hot tags to Groose and Fin! The fans fire up as Groose CLOBBERS Fin, then ELBOWS Scaly! Groose runs up on Fin to CLOBBER him again! The fans fire up more and Groose waits on Fin to get up. Groose JABS! JABS! JABS! The fans chant “GROOSE! GROOSE! GROOSE!” and then Groose winds up, but Fin ducks the right hand! Fin runs and comes back to SLINGBLADE! Tingle runs in and HIP ATTACKS! The fans fire up, but Scaly storms up! Tingle dodges, comes back, HIP- atomic drop! Tingle clutches his butt as he hobbles, and then Scaly brings him around to short arm LARIAT!

Skull Kid springboards and MISSILE DROPKICKS Scaly! Torbevito tilt-o-whirl RANAS, but Skull Kid handsprings through!? Even Skull Kid seems surprised he did that! Torbevito runs up, Skull Kid dodges, and DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide! The fans fire up as all six men are down! The others bail out, leaving Groose and Fin in the ring. Groose storms up on Fin, but Fin bobs ‘n’ weaves to then ROCK Groose with a forearm! And then CHOP! Fin whips, Groose reverses, Fin SLING- NO, Groose stops the slingblade to hit a BIG back suplex! Groose roars, the fans fire up, and Groose stalks Fin. Groose has the chicken wings!

Fin fights the turn, but Groose powers through! LOFT- NO, Scaly grabs Groose by the head! Thumbs up for the- NO, Groose ducks the Grenade, and Scaly narrowly avoids hitting Fin with it! Groose turns Scaly around, RIGHT HAND O’ THE GODDESS! The fans fire up as Scaly falls over, but Fin kicks Groose low! Fin reels Groose in, DEPTH CHARGE! Groose is in the drop zone and Fin climbs up. Skull Kid is on the apron but Torbevito runs up, FLYING RANA to the floor! The fans lose their minds, and then Fin hits a COUP DE GRACE on Groose! Cover, Arrow Club wins!

Winners: Arrow Club, by pinfall (advances to ThunderStruck)

The hybrid combination is a winning combination, and now Arrow Club is aimed right at the HPW World Trios Championships! Will Fin, Scaly & Torbevito soon reign together?

 

HPW Death Mountain Championship: Igos du Ikana VS Yunobo!

The Ruler of Ruin says the third generation Goron wrestler is not ready to “climb the mountain” that is his family’s legacy. Igos has led Termina Championship Wrestling, has held the weight of these titles, but will he break Yunobo’s will? Or will Yunobo Goro Goro go right to the top?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who can carry that weight!

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The bell rings and the fans rally up as the two stare down. They circle as the fans duel, “Let’s Go, Igos!” “YU-NO-BO!” Yunobo is a little flustered, but he and Igos circle. They feel things out, tie up, and Igos wrenches to a wristlock. Yunobo endures, reaches out for ropes, but Igos keeps him back. Igos UPPERCUTS the arm, then YANKS it! The fans rally, Yunobo works at an escape, and he rolls, only for Igos to roll with him! Igos twists the wrist, Yunobo reaches out for ropes again, but again Igos yanks him away. Yunobo rolls again, but Igos rolls with him again! Yunobo gets annoyed, and he rolls, rolls, rolls, and then gets free!

The fans applaud this opening exchange while Yunobo shakes out the arm. Igos and Yunobo reset and circle again. They feel things out, Yunobo calls for knuckle locks, and Igos obliges. But then Igos kicks low! Igos throws forearms, but Yunobo just stands his ground! Igos SOBATS, then front KICKS! Igos whips, but Yunobo blocks it! Yunobo shakes his head, then whips Igos to the ropes. Yunobo fireman’s carries, but Igos slips free! ROUNDHOUSE! Yunobo staggers, Igos aims, and Yunobo narrowly avoids Elegy of the Empty! The fans go nuts from that near miss, Yunobo is in a corner, and Igos signals that it was that close.

Yunobo calms down, resets with Igos, and circles with him again. They feel things out, Yunobo avoids a kick, then he storms up. Yunobo RAMS Igos into a corner, the ref counts, but Yunobo RAMS Igos again! Yunobo digs his shoulder in, the ref counts again, Igos throws down elbows, but Yunobo picks Igos up and runs him corner to corner! Yunobo RAMS Igos in again, the fans fire up, and Yunobo again digs his shoulder in. The ref counts again, Yunobo lets off, then reels Igos in for a fireman’s carry, GORON DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Igos stays in this. Yunobo sits Igos up and clamps on a chinlock.

The fans duel as Igos endures. Igos reaches back, bridges up, and he snapmares free! Igos then KICKS Yunobo in the back! The fans are torn and Yunobo seethes. Igos KICKS Yunobo in the back again! Yunobo still snarls at Igos, his defiant glare egging Igos on. Igos runs to PENALTY- NO, Yunobo blocks the kick! Yunobo rolls back and wrenches the leg for a takedown! HALF CRAB! The fans fire up while Igos endures again! Igos reaches out, but Yunobo drags him from the ropes! Igos turns over and he kicks at Yunobo. Yunobo lets go and staggers back, Igos kips up and storms up to fire strikes on Yunobo against the ropes!

The fans rally and duel, the ref counts, and Igos lets off at 4. Then Igos sweeps the legs! Yunobo falls on his stomach, then flops out of the ring! The fans fire up, and Igos builds speed?! Yunobo hurries out of the way, but Igos springboards to backflip and sit down cross-legged! The fans fire up as Igos stares Yunobo down. Yunobo is a bit flustered again, but he calms down as he slowly approaches the apron. The two stare down even as Yunobo slowly steps inside. Yunobo then rushes forward, but Igos ducks the sliding lariat! Igos kips up, KNEES Yunobo low, drop toeholds, then floats to go after an arm!

The fans rally as Yunobo fights against the Fujiwara Armbar, so Igos shifts to hook that arm and the other to then turn Yunobo over to a backslide! TWO as they tip over, arms still hooked! They fight up, Yunobo hooks Igos’ arms, and lifts Igos into a Goro Especial! Igos endures as Yunobo pulls on his arms! The fans rally, Igos fights free to sunset flip! Yunobo rolls through, then rolls forward to bring Igos up in a Hebra Lift! Igos fights with elbows and now he has Yunobo in position. Igos KNEES Yunobo again, then fires off the strike fest! IKANA RUSH! Yunobo staggers, drops to his knees, and Igos BLINDSIDE BUZZSAWS! Cover, TWO!

The fans fire up as Yunobo stays in this, but Igos is stoic as ever. Igos goes after the arm again! FUJIWARA ARMBAR! The fans fire up and Yunobo endures while Igos pulls on the arm! Yunobo fights his way around, reaches out, but Igos shifts around to a MOUNTED ARMBAR! Igos uses a cording hold grip to really pull on the arm! The fans fire up more as Yunobo still endures! Yunobo grits his teeth, and is he glowing now? Yunobo claws at the mat and drags Igos along, and manages the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer, but Igos holds on! The ref counts, Igos lets go at 4 and stands over Yunobo. But then he rolls to THROW Yunobo into a standard ARMBAR!

The fans fire up as Yunobo endures all over again! Yunobo works to clasp hands, but Igos pulls harder on the arm! Yunobo fights around, reaches out for ropes, but Igos shifts things back to the MOUNTED ARMBAR! But Yunobo rolls through to high stack Igos! TWO, and Yunobo deadlifts Igos, to SIT OUT POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Igos survives, both men are down, and the fans are thunderous! Yunobo and Igos slowly rise up, and Yunobo shakes out the bad arm. Yunobo storms up on Igos and GORON UPPERCUTS! Igos wobbles, but he comes back to KICK Yunobo in the bad arm! Yunobo GORO UPPERS again!

The GORO UPPERS and KICKS to the arm go back and forth, again and again, and then Igos KICKS, KICKS, and KICKS! Yunobo staggers while clutching the bad arm, and then Igos BOOTS Yunobo to the ropes. Yunobo rebounds and Igos SPIN JUMP KNEES! Yunobo falls, Igos covers, TWO! Yunobo is still in this, and he might be glowing again! The fans fire up as Yunobo fires up! Igos is a bit wary, but he swings on Yunobo. Yunobo just takes the haymakers! Then he HEADBUTTS Igos! Igos wobbles, Yunobo rushes him to the ropes and whips him, then scoops Igos for a SPIN OUT SIDEWALK SLAM! Yunobo roars and the fans fire up!

Yunobo runs and rolls, ROLLING THUNDER! Cover, TWO! Igos survives but Yunobo roars and goes to the corner! The fans fire up as Igos coughs and sputters. Yunobo runs up, GORO GORO- NO, Igos leaps over! Yunobo staggers up, turns around, ELEGY OF EMPTINESS!! Cover, Igos wins!

Winner: Igos du Ikana, by pinfall (still HPW Death Mountain Champion)

If you blinked, you would’ve missed it! But was this proof Yunobo wasn’t ready? Or was he just that close to reaching the top?

 

HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder Qualifier: Los Taros Locos VS Cia, Lana & ???

With ThunderStruck on the horizon, we need three trios for the double cage, double ring demolition derby! But while Blanco, Rojo y Azul are all known factors of speed, strength and aggression, the Dark Sorceress and her bright and bubbly sister have been keeping this one close to the vest. But now is the moment of truth, who is their ace in the hole? IT’S MIDNA!! The fans go wild for the return of the Twilight Princess! Will Midna, Cia & Lana be rolling like thunder into Thundra Plateau?

The trios sort out and Azul starts against Cia. The fans rally up as the two circle. They feel things out, tie up, and Cia wrenches to a wristlock. Azul endures, reaches out for the ropes, but Cia keeps him away. Azul works on his escape, and he rolls, rolls back, and handsprings to then arm-drag Cia away! The fans applaud as the two stand off. They reset, circle again, but Midna tags in? The fans cheer but Cia is a bit annoyed that Midna did that. Midna steps up to Azul, they tie up, and Midna wrenches and hammerlocks Azul to headlock and hit the takeover. Azul headscissors, Midna kips free, and Azul headlocks for a takeover.

Midna headscissors, and she keeps Azul down as she squeezes tight. The fans rally as Midna turns over to THROW Azul, then turn over to THROW him again! Midna then crawls backwards, over to her corner, bringing Azul along! Midna reaches out to Cia, Cia tags back in, and Cia grabs Azul’s leg. GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Azul writhes in pain but Midna still has the headscissors on him! The ref counts, Midna lets Azul go at 4, then Cia drags Azul to a cover, TWO! Azul crawls for his corner but Cia grabs his leg again. Cia drags Azul away from his corner, then SMASHES his knee on the mat! Cia reaches out, but Midna snipes the tag!

The fans are torn and Cia is again annoyed. Midna takes one of Azul’s legs, stomps it, then YANKS it! Azul writhes, goes to an open corner, but Midna stomps a mudhole in. Midna digs her boot in, the ref reprimands and counts, so Midna stops at 4. Midna runs side to side, Cia tags herself back in! Midna stops short and looks at Cia. The fans are torn as Cia and Midna argue a bit. Lana wants them to calm down, and then she points out Azul is crawling for his corner! Midna and Cia both run to stomp him down! They drag Azul up, double whip, but Azul grabs the ropes to stop himself! Cia runs up but Azul dodges!

Azul slips around Midna, redirects her, and Rojo sneaks a tag before Azul goes back to RANA Midna! Cia ROCKS Azul, but Rojo springboards to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cia tumbles, both she and Midna end up on the outside! Lana hurries in, but Rojo dodges her to DIVE onto both Midna & Cia! They’re both sent into the commentary desk! Rusl is glad he went with a tumbler cup this time. Rojo hurries back into the ring, slips around Lana and shoves her to the ropes. Lana rebounds, but into a RANA! The fans fire up with Rojo, but Cia returns to CHOP Rojo! The fans fire up and “WOO~” while Cia puts Rojo in the corner.

Cia CHOPS Rojo again, “WOO~!” and Cia stomps Rojo down. The ref counts, Midna tags in, which again annoys Cia. Midna has Cia & Lana coordinate, and Midna taunts Blanco. Midna then whips Lana in and she ELBOWS Rojo! Lana sits Rojo down, Midna whips Cia in, METEORA! Cia & Lana drag Rojo up to double whip him at Midna, only for Rojo to leap over her spear! Hot tag to Blanco! The fans are torn as Blanco rallies on Midna’s team! LARIAT for Midna, LARIAT for Lana, LARIAT for Midna again, then LARIAT for Cia! The fans fire up with Blanco, and he waits on Midna. Midna stands up, takes a swing, but Blanco dodges and HEADBUTTS!

Blanco whips Midna to the Taros corner, then runs up to LARIAT! Tag to Azul, then Azul tags Rojo. Blanco whips Azul in and he ELBOWS Midna! Azul bails out, Blanco whips Rojo in and Rojo LARIATS! Rojo slips out, Blanco runs in, DOUBLE KNEE DOUBLE ENZIGIRI COMBO! The fans fire up but the ref reprimands. Blanco and Azul step out, Rojo digs his boots in, but the ref counts. Rojo steps off at 4, tags Azul back in, and they drag Midna out of the corner. They then turn her around and hook up the legs to roll and THROW Midna! Rojo keeps a hold of a leg for a leglock, the ref reprimands, but Azul sets up for a STANDING MOONSAULT! Rojo lets go, Azul covers, TWO!

The fans cheer but Azul drags Midna right up. Midna fires body shots, then reaches for her corner, but Azul keeps her back with a wristlock. Midna flails, the fans rally, and Midna ROCKS Azul. Midna reaches out again, but Azul holds on tight. Azul whips Midna back to the Taros corner, but she BLASTS Rojo off the apron! Midna takes a swing on Blanco but he drops back. Azul runs up to GAMANGIRI! Azul snapmares and covers, TWO! Azul stays between Midna and her corner, then RAMS her back into the Taros corner. Blanco y Rojo join in and mug Midna! The fans boo now, the ref reprimands, and the Taros let off.

Azul argues with the ref, but this is a distraction to let Rojo y Blanco drag Midna down! Rojo stomps away, the fans boo, but Blanco grabs some camera cord to LASH Midna! The fans boo more, Blanco LASHES Midna again, but then he and Rojo back off before the ref catches them. Azul goes out to drag Midna back into the ring. Azul covers, TWO! The fans cheer but Azul keeps Midna down with a chinlock. The fans rally as Midna endures, but Azul grinds her down. Midna fights up, fires body shots, then lifts Azul for a back suplex! But Azul lands out! Azul ROCKS Midna! Midna ROCKS Azul! Azul SOBATS! And front KICKS!

Azul spins, but Midna SLAPS Azul! And SLAPS, SLAPS, SLAPS! Midna CHOPS Azul off his feet! But Azul kips right up and ENZIGIRIS Midna! But Midna BOOTS in return! Both are down and the fans fire up! “This is Awesome!” as both Midna and Azul crawl. Hot tags to Blanco and Cia! Cia dodges Blanco to DROPKICK Rojo off the corner! Cia then runs up on Blanco, tilt-o-whirls, and RANAS! Cia tags Lana while Blanco staggers to his feet. Cia & Lana hold hands to DOUBLE LARIAT! The fans fire up with the sisters, and they wait on Blanco to get back up. Blanco stumbles to his feet, but Midna storms in?!

Midna SPEARS Azul down! The fans fire up, Midna tells the sisters to finish it, and Cia reels Blanco in for a FLAPJACK into Lana’s CUTTER! Cover, Lana’s team wins!

Winners: Cia, Lana & Midna, by pinfall (advances to ThunderStruck)

Cia & Lana took Blanco to the “Fourth Dimension,” and that now sends them and Midna to Thundra Plateau! Though, Midna does seem to be taking a lot of the credit for this win. Will the Twilight Princess learn to share the spotlight now that they’re going for the trios titles?

 

Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship: Zelda VS GANON!

The Princess of Hyrule finally won THE top title in Hyrule, only for The Dark Forces to trample all over her moment. Link is still bedridden from what they did to him, and Zelda has vowed vengeance! But will Zelda be able to keep her emotions in check to also keep the title? Or will the Gerudo Ace continue to ruin everything?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see what it takes to be undisputed!

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The bell rings, and the fans rally behind Zelda while the two stare down. They slowly circle, the fans cheer Zelda harder, and the two feel things out. The two then storm up and start throwing hands! Ganon CHOPS Zelda down, but she’s right up to UPPERCUT! Ganon CHOPS again, then eggs Zelda on! Zelda UPPERCUTS, Ganon CHOPS her back down, then deadlift suplexes and THROWS Zelda! Ganon stomps Zelda, then stands her up to UPPERCUT! Zelda goes to ropes, Ganon runs, but Zelda runs up to UPPERCUT Ganon! Ganon tumbles right out of the ring and the fans are thunderous as Zelda pursues!

Ganon staggers to a railing, Zelda laces Ganon’s arm through it, and then BOOTS the railing! Ganon falls over, clutching his arm! The fans want that “One More Time!” but Zelda wrenches, twists, and STOMPS Ganon’s bad arm! The fans fire up and even sing for “ZELDA~! ZELDA, ZELDA, ZELDA~!” but Ganon CHOPS again! Ganon scoops Zelda to SLAM her on the apron! The fans continue to sing but Ganon snarls. Referee Tiger Sahasrahla reprimands, Ganon refreshes the ring count, then tells Sahasrahla to “unclench.” Ganon moves the apron skirt out of the way, and swings Zelda underneath the ring! To then CATAPULT her into the frame!

The fans boo while Ganon huffs ‘n’ puffs and rises up. Ganon flips off the fans, then he tells another segment to move aside. Ganon scoops, Zelda lands safe on the other side of the railing, and then uses the railing as part of an IRON OCTOROK! The fans fire up as Ganon suffers while Sahasrahla reprimands! The fans now start to chant, “Mess him up, Zelda, mess him up!” The ring count rises again, Zelda lets go and refreshes the count. Zelda goes back but Ganon CHOPS her! Ganon puts Zelda in the ring, storms in, but Zelda fires UPPERCUT after UPPERCUT! Zelda wrenches an arm and grinds her elbow into the shoulder!

Zelda pulls on the arm, powers it into a hammerlock, and she wants to put it on the mat! Ganon fights back and rises up, only for Zelda to shift to a top wristlock! Zelda bends Ganon’s fingers! Ganon still endures, whips Zelda away, but Zelda goes up, comes back, but into a POP-UP POWERBOMB!! Ganon clutches the bad arm while Zelda writhes! The fans rally behind Zelda as she goes to a corner, but Ganon storms over to stomp a mudhole in! Sahasrahla reprimands, but Ganon has Zelda’s arm on the apron! Ganon STOMPS the arm! Zelda writhes, the fans boo, but Ganon stands Zelda up in the corner, and CHOPS again!

Ganon paces while shaking out the bad arm. Ganon drags Zelda up, clinches, and OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES! The fans boo while Zelda tumbles away, but Ganon soaks up all that heat. Ganon stalks Zelda, then taunts her with, “Get up! Do it for Link!” Zelda SLAPS Ganon! The fans fire up, but then Ganon BOOTS Zelda down! The fans boo again while Zelda sputters. Ganon looms over Zelda, but Zelda gets up in a huff and starts firing SLAPS and UPPERCUTS! Zelda wrenches and PELES the bad arm! Ganon staggers, rebounds, but Zelda ROUNDHOUSES his lariat away! Ganon avoids the roundhouse but not the LEG SWEEP!

Zelda then runs, and PENALTY KICKS Ganon down! Cover, TWO! Ganon snarls as he rises back up, but Zelda eggs him on. Ganon swings, Zelda blocks it and wrenches, but Ganon RAMS Zelda into a corner, for another OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Zelda flounders, Ganon storms up, and Ganon CHOKES Zelda! The fans boo, Sahasrahla reprimands, but Ganon deadlifts Zelda right up with both hands! But Zelda breaks free and has an ARMBAR! Ganon stays on his feet while the fans fire up, so Zelda shifts to the TRIANGLE HOLD! Ganon deadlifts again, but Zelda twists the arm into a KIMURA!!

Ganon drops to the mat, Zelda keeps the bad arm trapped with leg scissors, and then she grabs for Ganon’s right arm! Ganon flails but Zelda still gets a grip, and she bends fingers in order to pull the arm back! Ganon fights around, reaches out with his legs, and manages the ROPEBREAK! Sahasrahla counts, Zelda lets go at 4, but only of the right arm! Sahasrahla reprimands and counts again, so Zelda lets go of the left arm. Ganon bails out of the ring to shake out both arms. Zelda lines up the shot, builds speed, and she DIVES! Direct hit and the fans fire up for this shoutout to Link! Zelda slides back in and builds speed again, to DIVE!

The fans fire up for a second direct hit! But Zelda isn’t done as she hurries back into the ring. Zelda builds speed a third time, DIVES, but Ganon THROWS her into the railing!! The fans lose their minds, especially the front row in that section! Zelda is down in a heap and Ganon snarls as he looks down on her. Ganon then storms over, drags Zelda up and pushes her into the ring. Ganon stalks Zelda, then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans boo but Ganon stalks Zelda again. Ganon waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX again! The fans continue to boo, but Ganon waistlocks Zelda again! Zelda fights the lift, then drop toeholds, only for Ganon to stay up!

Ganon grabs Zelda and YANKS her right up! Then he reels her in for underhooks, but Zelda wrenches free! Zelda chicken wings that arm, but Ganon fights off the crossface! Ganon THROWS Zelda away, then runs up, only for Zelda to duck the boot! Zelda comes back to CHOP BLOCK! Ganon drops to his knees, and Zelda clamps on for the IMPA LOCK!! The fans fire up as Ganon falls back into the body scissors! Ganon flails, kicks around, reaches out, but Zelda’s got him near the center. Ganon claws at the body scissors and pries free! Ganon kicks his way over to the ROPEBREAK! The fans boo but Zelda holds on!

Sahasrahla reprimands Zelda then counts! Zelda lets go at 4, then stomps away on Ganon at the ropes! The fans fire up but Sahasrahla again reprimands. Sahasrahla counts, Zelda just stomps harder and harder, so Sahasrahla pulls Zelda away from Ganon! The fans boo, Zelda argues with Sahasrahla, and he says Zelda has to obey the rules. Zelda pushes past Sahasrahla to go after Ganon, but he’s on the apron. Zelda grabs at Ganon through the ropes, but he HOTSHOTS her down! Ganon then drags Zelda out, brings her in and lifts! APRON POWERBOMB!! The fans lose their minds while Zelda falls to the floor in a heap!

Sahasrahla reprimands Ganon now but he drags Zelda up and into the ring again. Ganon reels Zelda back in for a GANON BOMB!! The fans boo as Ganon high stack covers, TWO?!?! Zelda survives and shocks everyone, most of all Ganon! Ganon argues with Sahasrahla about the count but Sahasrahla defends it. Ganon accuses Sahasrahla of favoritism, but Sahasrahla brings up how he stopped Zelda. Ganon goes back to Zelda and drags her up again. Ganon tells her she should’ve just forfeited. Ganon whips Zelda to ropes, POP-UP POWER- DDT!! Zelda brings Ganon down, and then turns that into a GUILLOTINE FACELOCK, with body scissors!

The fans are thunderous as Ganon is stuck again! Ganon fights and flails around, but he’s so far from the ropes! Ganon pushes up off the mat, tries to stack Zelda in that position, but she just cranks on the hold even harder! Ganon reaches out, but he looks to be fading! Sahasrahla checks Ganon, lifts his arm, but then Ganon GRABS Sahasrahla!! The fans boo and Sahasrahla reprimands but Ganon isn’t letting go! Ganon stands up while Sahasrahla tries to shake him off, and Ganon SHOVES Saharahla down before he SPINEBUSTERS Zelda! Zelda lets go of the hold, but Sahasrahla flops out of the ring and to the floor!

The fans boo as hard as they can as Ganon now stands tall. Ganon looms over Zelda while he soaks up all that heat. Ganon then goes to a corner, and he rips away the buckle pads! Ganon goes back to Zelda, sits her up, and tells her she’ll be spending a lot more time with Link from now on, because they’ll both be sidelined! Ganon reels Zelda in, aims for the corner, but wait! Who is that at the corner? They’re in a hooded jacket but the “dirty blonde” hair peeking out… The hood comes off and IT’S LINK!! Link stares daggers at Ganon and Ganon looks like he’s seen a ghost! Link SUPERKICKS Ganon!

Ganon sputters, Zelda slips around behind and REQUIEM OF SPIRIT! Link then goes around the outside to fetch Sahasrahla into the ring. Zelda drags Ganon into a half hatch, and bridges for a Chancery!! Ganon sputters and flails, but he’s fading again! Ganon’s greenish face is going red! Sahasrahla checks on Ganon, and this time, Ganon is OUT!! ZELDA WINS!!

Winner: Zelda, by submission (still Undisputed HPW Triforce World Champion)

The Hero of Hyrule returns to get his revenge on Ganon, and the Princess of Hyrule still reigns! Link then raises Zelda’s hand in victory, to LARIAT HER?!? The fans freak out all over again, but then Link looks into the cameras. He has an evil smile, and then he brings his hand to his eyes, and takes out contact lenses!? He has RED EYES! THIS ISN’T LINK, IT’S KAGE!! The Hero’s Shadow tricked everyone, and now he’s back! Will Zelda’s soon be overshadowed?


My Thoughts:

What a twist! I’d been waiting for a chance to bring Kage back into the story, and here we are! And he calls his shot against Zelda while showing he isn’t part of Ganon’s Dark Forces at the same time. ThunderStruck will be some good stuff.

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