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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (3/6/24)

The Dark Forces speak!

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What is Cia’s response to Ganon?

The last time HPW saw Cia, she lost in the Goddess Contender’s Tournament, and was then offered to form an alliance with Ganon! What’s her answer?

 

The Dark Forces visit Ganon’s lair.

Well, that is to say, they visit his mansion while he once again throws a massive party. Cia knocks on the door, and it’s answered by Zant. “About time,” Zant says. “This way.” He leads Cia, Volga, Wizzro & Kevin Gibdo inside, up the stairs and to a lounge room. Ganon is relaxing on a big plush purple couch, a lady Hylian on either side of him. Ghirahim also lounges, but on the loveseat, and all by himself. They see the Dark Forces walk in and Ganon says, “Finally! Welcome, welcome. Sit, have something to drink, maybe something to eat. Kevin does eat, doesn’t he?” Ghirahim chuckles but there’s no noticeable reaction from Kevin.

Cia does take a glass of champagne as she sits in the armchair opposite of Ghirahim. Meanwhile, Volga grabs a huge handful of the pub mix out of the small serving bowl. Volga munches on pretzel sticks and cheese puffs while he stands behind Cia’s chair. Ganon asks where Kage is, and Cia says she doesn’t know. She hasn’t seen him or heard from him since HyruleMania. For all anyone knows, he’s quit the group, and maybe even quit HPW. Ganon says that’s a shame, but he doesn’t exactly sound that concerned. “So,” Cia starts, “you want to join The Dark Forces?”

“No,” Ganon corrects, “I want The Dark Forces to join me. “Seeing as how I’m the only one holding a championship in HPW, I’d be in charge.” Zant and Ghirahim snicker as if Cia missed something obvious. Cia sighs and says, “Fine. But the whole point of this is about getting more belts, right?” Ganon says, “Of course. But just so we’re all clear, when it comes to THE HPW Triforce World Championship, that one’s mine.” Volga says, “Too bad you weren’t in the tournament then.” Ganon says, “I’m sorry, are you still in the tournament?” Ghirahim and Zant laugh and Volga glares at them.

“Whenever an opportunity for the Trifore Championship arises,” Cia says while side-eyeing Volga, “we will let you take it. And if you don’t succeed, then someone else can try the next time.” “Of course,” Ganon says again as he and Cia both give disingenuous smiles. Ganon continues by saying that with him being Termina Champion and the future Triforce World Champion, and Cia of course being the future Goddess Champion, Ghirahim of course wants the Death Mountain Championship. That leaves Zant and “your boys” to go for the Trios Championships. “Actually,” Kevin speaks up, surprising everyone, even Ganon’s ladies.

Kevin steps forward and says he’s challenging ReDead for the Million Rupee Championship. Ganon chuckles and says alright then. Then Wizzro will have to help Volga and Zant take the Trios Championships. That’s all the belts accounted for. Let’s toast. Cia and Ganon raise their glasses, they clink, and then drink. The Dark Forces is bigger and badder than ever, are they going to take over HPW?


My Thoughts:

Hooray! Now The Dark Forces are just like in the Hyrule Warriors video game! Well, I think it’s later in the story but yeah, Ganon’s in charge, bringing Ghirahim & Zant along, and the group’s gonna try and take all the titles. Let’s just wait and see if they succeed.

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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (12/18/24)

Majora speaks.

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HPW Skull Kid News

Let’s Go Crazy! Let’s Get Nuts!

HyruleMania 5 approaches, and Kevin Gibdo must defend the Million Rupee Championship against Majora, who has something “special” in mind…

 

The Wrestling Roulette is spinning.

The wheel sits in a dark room, and the moon is visible through a round window. Majora says, “The moon goes through phases. It shows us different faces. The tides ebb and flow, going high and low, and put us through our paces. You think you can keep gambling? You think you can keep winning? You think you can survive as the wheel keeps spinning? Then let it go round ‘n’ round, round after round, and we’ll see who falls to the ground.” The wheel stops spinning, and lands on SPINNER’S CHOICE! Majora then busts through the wheel and gets right in the camera!

“Luck? Chance? Fate? Order? Chaos? W̸͉͚̫͎͎̎͗H̵͈̼̾̈́͋̅̆O̶͕̱͌͐͆̕ ̵̼̪̔̐̿̽C̶̭̫̉͘A̵̦̔̀̊͑͘Ŗ̸̡͓̘̀Ë̶̟͍̞̗́͒̀́͘͜Ş̵͎̩̹̈́͋̚͜?! What matters is victory and defeat! Controlling what you can control! And I swear that no matter what the wheel gives us, I will take that title from you! I use Spinner’s Choice to declare… MOON MADNESS!! Every three minutes, the wheel will spin and CHANGE match! Could you imagine the possibilities?! It makes my head spin!” And then his head spins!! Majora laughs maniacally, then his head stops so that it’s sideways. “There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I’m about to cross that line, care to join me?” Majora has set the terms, will Kevin Gibdo succumb to Moon Madness?


My Thoughts:

Here I go again, trying to be really innovative and over the top. I almost thought adding stipulation on top of stipulation would work, but in many cases, there are match types that contradict each other. A peak behind the curtain of kayfabe here where I could just choose the stipulations that don’t do that, but it might also just be easier from a writing standpoint to just do away with contradictions and redundancies and just have this match constantly make left turns into new territory. Get ready for a wild ride on this one!

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Hockey Talk- Winter (Classic) Is Coming [121724]

Hockey Talk looks at Alex Ovechkin’s recovery and when he might be back. Plus, the Winter Classic fast approaches. Is Chicago ready?

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In this week’s edition of Hockey Talk, the guys discuss Alex Ovechkin’s pending return and whether this might mean the Caps could get better than they have already been. The Winter Classic will be coming to us from Wrigley Feild on New Year’s Eve, with Patrick’s St. Louis Blues tangling with the Chicago Blackhawks. The guys take a look at this game and discuss how things have changed since Wrigley last hosted the Winter Classic in 2009. The NHL will be selecting its Quarter Century teams over the next month or so and the fellas discuss who will be shoo ins and also speculate as to some possible deep cuts for some well-known teams.

Today’s hosts are Dave Ungar (@AttitudeAgg) and Patrick O’Dowd (@WrestlngRealist).

  • Alex Ovechkin creeps closer to returning
  • The 2025 Winter Classis is coming
  • The guys discuss who might make the cut for some Quarter Century Teams

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