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Mitchell’s NJPW G1 Climax 34 Results & Report! (7/28/24)
B Block, Round 4!

Who will be the one to NOT #GetBackUp?
B Block is back in action for the G1 Climax, and Yota Tsuji is back in the main event! But will he stay tranquilo against Fierce Warrior, Hirooki Goto?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- SANADA & Taka Michinoku VS Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi; Yano & Tanahashi win.
- Great-O-Khan & Callum Newman VS EVIL & Dick Togo; Khan & Callum win.
- Shota Umino & Tomoaki Honma VS Zack Sabre Jr. & Kosei Fujita; ZSJ & Fujita win.
- Six Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS Bullet Club War Dogs; LIJ wins.
- G1 Climax 34 B Block: El Phantasmo VS Boltin Oleg; Oleg wins.
- G1 Climax 34 B Block: Yuya Uemura VS Jeff Cobb; Cobb wins.
- G1 Climax 34 B Block: HENARE VS Konosuke Takeshita; Konosuke wins.
- G1 Climax 34 B Block: David Finlay VS Ren Narita; Finlay wins.
- G1 Climax 34 B Block: Hirooki Goto VS Yota Tsuji; Goto wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Here are the current A Block standings!
Zack Sabre Jr: 4-0, 8 points
Evil: 4-0, 8 points
Sanada: 2-2, 4 points
Gabe Kidd: 2-2, 4 points
Callum Newman: 2-2, 4 points
Shingo Takagi: 2-2, 4 points
Shota Umino: 2-2, 4 points
Tetsuya Naito: 1-3, 2 points
Jake Lee: 1-3, 2 points
Great-O-Khan: 0-4, 0 points
Here are the current B Block standings!
Yuya Uemura: 3-0, 6 points
Konosuke Takeshita: 2-1, 4 points
Henare: 2-1, 4 points
Ren Narita: 2-1, 4 points
Jeff Cobb: 1-2, 2 points
David Finlay: 1-2, 2 points
Boltin Oleg: 1-2, 2 points
Hirooki Goto: 1-2, 2 points
El Phantasmo: 1-2, 2 points
Yota Tsuji: 1-2, 2 points
G1 Climax 34 B Block: El Phantasmo w/ Jado VS Boltin Oleg!
The Headbanga and The Kazakh Juggernaut are in that 1-2 traffic jam at the bottom of the block, and it’s time to make a move! Will ELP be able to gain some ground? Or will he end up bulldozed by Boltin?
The bell rings and the fans rally up. ELP and Oleg tie up, and Oleg shoves ELP down! Jado coaches ELP up and ELP stands. ELP and Oleg go again, ELP slips around to waistlock but he can’t lift Oleg! Oleg switches and SLAMS ELP down, then floats to a headlock. Oleg shifts to a cravat to snapmare, then he chinlocks. ELP slips out to double wristlock! Oleg fights up, clasps hands, so ELP headlocks. Oleg fires body shots, powers up and out, and he RAMS ELP! ELP stays up and Jado coaches him. The fans rally, ELP runs and RAMS Oleg, but Oleg barely budges! ELP says that hurt him more than anything.
ELP dares Oleg to run, so Oleg runs. ELP hurdles, drops down, and DROPKICKS! Oleg staggers, comes back and CLOBBERS ELP! The fans fire up while ELP tumbles! Oleg drags ELP up and puts him in a corner to CHOP! ELP sputters, Oleg stands him back up, and Oleg RAMS into ELP again and again and again! Oleg lets off, ELP sits down, and Oleg drags ELP up. Oleg whips ELP corner to corner hard and ELP falls over! Oleg storms over, covers, TWO! ELP is still in this and the fans rally up. ELP sits up, he CHOPS Oleg, but Oleg eggs him on. ELP CHOPS, and CHOPS, but Oleg CHOPS! ELP falls but Oleg stands him up.
Oleg fires forearms, has ELP in a corner, and whips corner to corner hard again! ELP falls back, Oleg clamps on an ARMBAR! ELP has the ROPEBREAK, and Oleg lets off cleanly. The fans rally but ELP tells Jado that Oleg’s just too big and strong. Jado coaches ELP but Oleg suplexes! Oleg holds ELP up and marches around! The fans cheer as Oleg holds ELP up for TEN, then FIFTEEN, but ELP slips free! ELP CHOPS, and CHOPS, and CHOPS again! Oleg grits his teeth, but ELP PURPLE NURPLES! The ref reprimands but ELP has Oleg in the corner. ELP whips, Oleg reverses, but ELP stops himself to go up and over!
Oleg runs up, ELP dodges again to springboard and CROSSBODY! Then LIONSAULT! Cover, ONE as Oleg rolls right through! Shake, Rattle, and THROW! The fans fire up, ELP flops to ropes, and Oleg storms over. Oleg drags ELP up, fireman’s carries, and KAMI- NO, ELP slips free! Oleg runs up, ELP DUMPS him out! The fans fire up, ELP builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit and Oleg goes over railing! The fans fire up and this is just five minutes in! ELP rises up, the fans rally, and ELP does the math in his head. ELP goes up the corner, and he aims at Oleg! Jado says ELP shouldn’t, that’s way to risky!
ELP thinks it through, and agrees with Jado. ELP hops down, but Oleg storms up! ELP leaps over Oleg, then SUPERKICKS! Down goes Oleg and the fans fire up! ELP fires up and the fans rally with him! ELP drags Oleg up, puts him in the ring, and then aims from the apron. ELP goes up the ropes to SWANTON BOMB! Then another LIONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Oleg survives but ELP says time to go around. ELP drags Oleg up, straitjackets, and torture… NO, Oleg is too big, and he fires elbows. ELP ROCKS Oleg, but Oleg ROCKS ELP! The fans rally while ELP shakes that off. ELP comes back to ROCK Oleg!
Oleg staggers, but he comes back to ROCK ELP! ELP throws off the elbow pads and the fans cheer. ELP eggs Oleg on, so Oleg fires a forearm! The forearms go back and forth, faster and faster, and the fans rally up. ELP body shots, body shots and ROCKS Oleg! Then BOOTS him! Oleg staggers, ELP runs to BOOT again! Oleg roars! ELP ENZIGIRIS! Oleg falls and the fans fire up! ELP drags Oleg up, straitjackets, and torture racks! BURNING HAMMER! ELP goes up a corner, and he THUNDERKISS 86!! Cover, TWO?!?! Oleg survives and the fans fire up again! ELP is beside himself, but then vows to end it!
ELP drags Oleg up, reels him in, but Oleg is really big to lift. ELP CLUBS Oleg, calls his shot, but Oleg fireman’s carries! ELP fights with elbows, grabs the ropes, so Oleg F5s ELP to the floor!! ELP writhes from that rough landing, the ref and Jado both check him. ELP clutches a leg, but he seems otherwise okay. The ring count starts, ELP drags himself up and stands at 10 of 20. But then he flops over at 12! ELP tries to get up but that leg is bothering him! ELP pushes himself up at 17, but flops again!! He springs in at 19.9!! But then Oleg SPLASHES him down! And we’re just at 10 minutes! Oleg runs to SPLASH DOWN again! Cover, TWO!!
The fans fire up as ELP survives! Oleg roars, and he drags ELP up for a fireman’s carry! KAMI- NO, ELP slips free again! Oleg runs up, into a BOOT! ELP goes up to FLYING- NO! Oleg stops the DDT! Oleg suplexes, but ELP drags him into a cradle! TWO!!! Oleg escapes, the fans fire up again, mule kick! ELP rolls Oleg, high stacks, ROPEBREAK!! ELP miscalculates, but he just hurries to bring Oleg up! Oleg fights the backslide with his bulk! Oleg turns that around, backslide! TWO!!! ELP narrowly escapes, and wants to run up, but the bad leg gives out! Oleg SHOTGUNS back! And then kips up! The fans fire up as Oleg roars!
Oleg fireman’s carries, for the KAMIKAZE ROLL!! Cover, Oleg wins!
Winner: Boltin Oleg, by pinfall (gains 2 points; ELP earns 0)
A powerful battle from both men, but as such, the powerhouse wins out! Will Oleg make it all the way to the playoffs? Does ELP still have a chance in his own run?
G1 Climax 34 B Block: Yuya Uemura VS Jeff Cobb!
The Heat Storm is riding high as the only undefeated man at the top of this block. However, the Imperial Unit is storming up on him tonight. Will Yuya take a Tour of the Islands and start to sink? Or can he find a way to topple another top contender?
The bell rings and the fans rally up as the two stare down. The two slowly circle, tie up, and Cobb puts Yuya on the ropes. The ref counts, Cobb lets off slowly, and he says hang loose. The fans cheer the clean break, and the two reset. They tie up, Yuya manages to push Cobb back a couple steps, but Cobb shoves him away! The fans cheer, Cobb says Yuya ain’t winning that way. Yuya fires himself back up, and the two tie up. Yuya waistlocks, Cobb switches, but Yuya fights the lift, only for Cobb to still SLAM him down! Cobb facelocks, but Yuya wrenches out to have a double wristlock. Cobb rolls, trips Yuya, and has the leg.
Yuya spins, gets Cobb’s leg, and trips him up. Cobb gets to the ropes, and the fans cheer as Yuya lets off. Yuya and Cobb reset and circle again. They feel out a knuckle lock, but then Cobb kicks low! Cobb whips, Yuya reverses then drops down. Yuya hurdles, but Cobb stops the arm-drag! Cobb brings Yuya up, Yuya dodges the haymaker to DROPKCIK! Cobb stays up, to DROPKICK! Yuya tumbles away and the fans fire up! Cobb stands on Yuya’s chest at the ropes, but the ref counts. Cobb pretends to not notice, and then “apologizes.” Cobb drags Yuya up, and BODY SHOTS! Yuya falls back into a corner, and Cobb defends that was an open fist.
Cobb stands Yuya up to RAM into him, and RAM him again! And again! Cobb drags Yuya up, then scoops, to KNEE him in the side! And again! And again! Then Cobb TOSSES Yuya aside! The fans fire up again while Yuya writhes. Cobb eggs Yuya on, drags him back from ropes, and stomps him down. Cobb stands on Yuya, and he uses him to surf! The fans cheer, Cobb says hang loose, then “apologizes” again as he steps away. Cobb taunts Yuya, Yuya pushes himself up, and Yuya fires a body shot! And a CHOP! Cobb eggs Yuya on, Yuya CHOPS again! Cobb HEADBUTTS, then puts on a BEARHUG! Yuya endures the squeeze, so Cobb squeezes harder!
Yuya fires elbows while the fans rally, but Cobb CLUBS Yuya in return! Cobb ROCKS Yuya, whips him to ropes, but Yuya FLYING FOREARMS! Cobb staggers and the fans fire up! Cobb runs up on Yuya but Yuya DUMPS him out! Yuya then runs to BLAST Cobb off the apron! Cobb staggers around, Yuya aims and PLANCHAS, but Cobb catches him! Cobb hoists Yuya up but Yuya slips free, and Yuya POSTS Cobb! The fans cheer, Yuya puts Cobb in, and he goes to a corner. Yuya climbs, leaps, but Cobb gets under! Yuya rolls through, Cobb runs up, but Yuya BOOTS him! Yuya CROSSBODIES, but Cobb rolls through! POWERSLAM! GACHIMUCHI- FLOP!
Yuya runs to FLASH ELBOW! Cover, TWO! ARMBAR!! The fans fire up as Yuya pulls but Cobb clasps hands! Cobb goes to stack Yuya, and then he deadlifts Yuya for a POWERBOMB! Yuya writhes, Cobb hobbles over, GACHIMUCHI MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Yuya survives and the fans fire up! Cobb storms over to Yuya, drags him up, but Yuya CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Yuya CHOPS more, and then whips! Cobb reverses, Yuya goes up and over! Then arm-drags! Then DROPKICKS! Cobb tumbles out of the ring and fans fire up! Yuya builds speed to PLANCHA! Down goes Cobb and the fans fire up more!
Yuya roars as he rises and the fans are with him! Yuya drags Cobb up, puts him in, and the fans cheer again. Yuya climbs up a corner, aims, and CROSSBODIES! Down goes Cobb and Yuya covers, TWO! Cobb is still in this but the fans rally again. Yuya rises, he brings Cobb up and we hit 10 minutes. Yuya cording holds one arm, gets the other, but Cobb HEADBUTTS free! Cobb swings, but Yuya catches him! Yuya tries a full nelson! Cobb powers it open, but Yuya powers up to close it! Cobb breaks free, but Yuya DROPKICKS him in the back! Then SNAP GERMAN! Cobb comes back, swings, but into the DRAGON SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!!
The fans fire up and rally as Yuya climbs again! Cobb is still down, so Yuya FROG SPLASHES! A half court shot and Yuya covers, TWO!! Cobb survives again but Yuya just goes back up! FROG FLOP as Cobb moves! URENAGE! FALLING HAMMER! Cover, TWO!! Yuya survives Cobb going Hulk Smash, but Cobb drags him right up! Fireman’s carry, F5- NO! Yuya lands out and CHOPS! Cobb JABS! Yuya rebounds to FOREARM! Cobb roars, but Yuya HEADBUTTS!? Cobb LARIATS in return! Cobb drags Yuya up, ripcord and TOUR OF THE- CRADLE COUNTER! TWO!! Cobb escapes, swings, but into a wrench!
Yuya tries a backslide but Cobb fights it! So Yuya swings around, crucifix takedown! Ghost pin, TWO!!! Cobb escapes by the smallest of windows! He fireman’s carries Yuya for the F5 THOUSAND!! Cobb hauls Yuya back up, ripcord and TOUR OF THE ISLANDS!! Cover, Cobb wins!
Winner: Jeff Cobb, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Yuya earns 0)
The leader of the block is no longer spotless! Will the Heat Storm fire back up and keep a playoff berth? Or will the Imperial Unit storm his way up the ranks?
G1 Climax 34 B Block: HENARE VS Konosuke Takeshita!
The Face of Fury and the Don Callis Family’s Alpha are both just outside that top spot. They had a weird sort of one-upmanship going in their tag match the other day, where they were partners but both trying to get the win. Well, who gets the win now that they’re facing each other head on?
The bell rings and the fans rally as the two stare down. Henare and Konosuke then slowly step forward, and then tie up. They’re in a deadlock, but Henare powers Konosuke back a step. Konosuke powers Henare back a step, and then another step! Henare powers Konosuke back, they both dig in their heels, but then Konosuke headlocks for a takeover. Henare headscissors, Konosuke kips free, and the two growl as they tie up again. The fans cheer as the deadlock returns. Henare headlocks, hits a takeover, but Konosuke headscissors. Henare kips free, and it’s back to the deadlock! The fans cheer, and Konosuke powers Henare back.
Henare digs in his heels and he powers Konosuke all the way to ropes! The ref counts, Henare lets off, and the fans cheer as both men shake out the arms. Konosuke kicks low, headlocks, but Henare powers out. They RAM shoulders, but neither falls. Henare runs to RAM shoulders! Neither falls, so they both run! They RAM shoulders, then Henare KICKS and KICKS! Henare runs to RUN Konosuke over! The fans fire up while Konosuke snarls. Henare KICKS Konosuke in the back, but Konosuke stands up. Konosuke fires a body shot, snapmares Henare, then winds up to DECK him with a forearm! But Henare gets up in a rage!
The forearms fly, but then Konosuke claws eyes! Konosuke whips, Henare reverses, but Konosuke ducks ‘n’ dodges to TAKESHITA LINE! The fans fire up while Henare bails out. Konosuke shakes out his arm while Henare seethes. Konosuke goes out after Henare, CLUBS him, then whips him hard into railing! Henare slumps down but Konosuke drags him back up. Konosuke POSTS Henare, and the fans rally. The ref wants this in the ring and Konosuke says hold on. Konosuke grabs Henare’s arms, to YANK him into the post! Henare falls over, and Konosuke drags him up. The ring count starts but Konosuke puts Henare on the apron.
The count is 5 of 20 but then Konosuke APRON DDTS Henare down! The fans fire up while Henare flops into the ring. Konosuke pushes him from the ropes and covers, TWO! Henare is hanging tough but Konosuke keeps cool. Konosuke drags Henare up, bumps him off buckles, and then climbs up to rain down fists! The ref counts, Konosuke stops, to BITE Henare on the head! Was Konosuke going for the scar there? The ref counts and reprimands, Konosuke lets off to bring Henare out. Konosuke kicks and DDTS! Cover, TWO! Konosuke clamps onto Henare and grinds him down to the mat with a chinlock.
The fans rally while Henare endures. Henare fights up, Konosuke leans on him but Henare still stands. Henare fires body shots, then KICKS! Konosuke falls back and the fans fire up! Henare storms up but Konosuke YANKS him into buckles! Konosuke then ROCKS Henare in the back of the head! Konosuke shakes out his arm, the ref checks on Henare, but Henare drags himself from the corner. Konosuke drags Henare up, reels him in, but Henare fights the back suplex! Henare CLUBS Konosuke again and again, then runs, but Konosuke reels him in! But Henare KNEES free! Konosuke staggers up, runs up, but into a BERSERKER BOMB!
Henare can’t make the cover but the fans still fire up. The fans rally as both men rise, and Henare storms up, into a BOOT! Henare still LARIATS, then he fires off furious fists from all sides! Henare HEADBUTTS Konosuke, the fans cheer, and he fireman’s carries for a RUNNING SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Konosuke stays in this but Henare stays focused. Henare kicks Konosuke around, taunts him, eggs him on, then brings him up. Konosuke UPPERCUTS, then BOOT- NO, Henare blocks and steps over to WHEEL KICK! Henare runs, but Konosuke blocks the kick! Konosuke rises, then winds up, but Henare ducks the leobw!
Henare runs in at the corner, SHINING WIZARD! But then Konosuke carries Henare out! Henare RANAS free! And BUSAIKU KNEE! Cover, TWO!! Konosuke survives and the fans fire up! Henare storms around, waits on Konosuke, and he runs up to RAMP- NO! Konosuke stops the Rampage spear! He CLUBS away on Henare, but Henare back drops Konosuke away! Henare runs up and LARIATS in a corner! Henare keeps going, but he runs into the JUMPING KNEE! Konosuke grits his teeth, goes back to Henare, and he wheelbarrows for the WHEELBARROW GERMAN! Henare rises!? Konosuke runs up to BOOT!
Konosuke hops up, POISON-RANA! But Henare rises?! RAMPAGE SPEAR!! But he can’t make the cover! Konosuke flounders to ropes while the fans fire up, and we’re only at 10 minutes in! Henare rises again, powers up with the haka, and he storms over to Konosuke. Henare fisherman’s but Konosuke slips free! ALPHA ELBOW!! Henare staggers all the way to a corner in a daze! Konosuke runs up, but Henare ELBOWS back! Then FLYING CHUCKS! Konosuke manages to run!? Henare dodges, but Konosuke LARIATS anyway!! Cover, ONE?!? Konosuke hauls Henare up, BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Cover, TWO?!?!
The fans are thunderous as Henare survives! Konosuke points to the sky and rises up. The fans rally, Konosuke slashes his throat, vowing to end this. Konosuke drags Henare up, suplexes, but Henare fights free! Henare wrenches, bobs ‘n’ weaves and BODY BLOWS! HEEL KICK! HEAD- ALPHA ELBOW!! Konosuke knocks Henare down first, then drags him back up! Konosuke whips and runs, but Henare blocks the knee!? HEADBUTT! But POWER DRIVE KNEE returns! Only for the HEADBUTT to return!! Cover, TWO!?!? Henare rages and drags Konosuke up, STREETS- NO, Konosuke fights the fisherman to FISHERMAN BUSTER!!
Konosuke roars and rises, then gator rolls Henare for the BRAINBUSTER!! And then roll through, to RAGING FIRE!!! Cover, Konosuke wins!!
Winner: Konosuke Takeshita, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Henare earns 0)
The battles continue to be brutal tonight in B Block! And now, The Alpha has a win over the NEVER Openweight Champion! Is this proof that Takeshita is about to take over NJPW? Can Henare recover and fight his way back up?
G1 Climax 34 B Block: David Finlay w/ Gedo VS Ren Narita!
The Rebel hasn’t had the best time this G1, perhaps having mouthed off a bit too much to Yota Tsuji last round. However, The Souled Out Son of Strong Style has been able to cheat his way up the block, also eyeing a playoff berth. Will Finlay be the War Dog that wrecks the House of Torture? Or will Ren add the IWGP Global Heavyweight Champion to his list of victims?
As Finlay makes his entrance, he eggs Ren on! Bullet Club knows how Bullet Club does, why pretend? Ren runs out after Finlay and the brawl is on! Finlay ROCKS Ren, Ren knees low, but Finlay shoves Ren into railing! The brawl moves around into the crowd, and Finlay shoves Ren into more railing! The railing falls with Ren so Finlay sandwiches him with more railing! The ref wants Finlay to stand down, this isn’t even a match yet! Finlay drags Ren up, but Ren THROWS Finlay into chairs! Finlay hits Ren back with a chair, but Ren CLAWS at Finlay’s face! They go busting through more railing, then brawl at the ramp!
Finlay reels Ren in, but Ren fights the lift! Wait, Yoshinobu Kanemaru runs out here! The Heel Master CLUBS Finlay, and there’s no “cheating” since this isn’t a match yet! The House mugs Finlay, but Finlay fights back with body shots and elbows! Finlay BOOTS Kanemaru, SMACKS Ren off the apron, and then puts Ren in the ring! The ref calls for the bell and now it’s a match! Ren bails out, but Gedo is there. So Ren kicks Gedo and puts on a SLEEPER! Finlay hurries out there, but Ren lets Gedo go to slide into the ring. Finlay hurries back up but Ren BOOTS him off the apron! Ren grins while Finlay falls.
Ren goes out, drags Finlay up, and then whips him hard into railing! Finlay writhes, Ren drags him up, and then whips him into more railing! Then Ren BOOTS Finlay over the railing! The ref reprimands but Ren drags Finlay up and over the railing, to RAILNG BACKBREAKER! Finlay flounders and writhes, the ref reprimands Ren, and the ref even tells Kanemaru to stay back. Ren drags Finlay up to POST him, then goes looking for plunder. Ren brings out chairs, so the ref stop shim. Kanemaru gets in the ref’s face, and Ren JAMS Finlay in the face! Gedo protests and for once he’s in the right! But now the ref has to keep Gedo and Kanemaru from fighting.
Ren puts Finlay in, pushes him to a cover, ONE!! Finlay is still in this and the fans fire up. Finlay SPITS at Ren so Ren KNEES Finlay, puts him on ropes, and then thrashes him down so he is under the ropes! CATAPULT GUILLOTINE! The ref reprimands, Ren gets in the ref’s face, and Kanemaru CHOKES Finlay! Kanemaru then lets off, so he can DROPKICK Finlay! Ren drags Finlay to a cover, ONE and Finlay has a cover! TWO and Ren has the cover back, TWO! The fans rally up as Ren clamps onto Finlay with a chinlock. Ren CLAWS Finlay’s face, then ELBOWS him in the head! The ref reprimands but Ren grins.
Ren mocks the War Dog by barking at him. Finlay gets up to ROCK Ren with a forearm! And another! Ren grins as he comes back, so Finlay UPPERCUTS! Ren CLAWS Finlay’s eyes again! Ren runs, but Finlay scoops for a SPIN OUT BOMB! The fans fire up, Finlay runs in, and he LARIATS Ren and himself out of the ring! Finlay rises, storms over to Ren, and the fans rally. The ring count starts, but Finlay whips Ren hard into railing! Ren writhes, Finlay refreshes the ring count, then he grabs that pushup bar! Finlay threatens Kanemaru with it! Kanemaru backs away to the ramp, then Finlay drops the bar.
Finlay goes back for Ren, and RAMS him into railing! Finlay hoists Ren up, and he says move! Cameramen move, and Finlay LAWN DARTS Ren into the POST! Finlay grins, and as far as the official time, we’ve only past five minutes! Finlay drags Ren up, puts him in the ring, and the fans applaud. Finlay barks now and he aims at Ren. Fans echo the barking, and Finlay runs corner to corner to UPPERCUT! Then BROKEN ARROW! Ren writhes, Finlay flexes, and the fans cheer. Finlay pushes Ren to a rather lax cover, TWO! Finlay says okay, fine. Finlay drags Ren up, reels him in, and Canadian Racks, but Ren slips out!
Ren CHOKES Finlay! Finlay gets free, but Ren clinches for an EXPLODER! The fans rally, Ren drops back to a corner but so does Finlay. Ren runs in to ELBOW! He keeps going, and he JUMP KICKS Finlay! Then HALF HATCH! Float-over to a cover, TWO! GUILLOTINE FACELOCK! Finlay flails but Ren has the body scissors in, too! Finlay reaches, Gedo coaches him, but Ren pulls on the hold! Finlay powers his way around, ROPEBREAK! The fans applaud as Ren lets go. Ren is frustrated, but he goes up a corner. Ren watches Finlay tries, and he leaps, but Finlay dodges! Finlay fireman’s carries, spins, and F5 THOUSAND AND ONE!
Finlay staggers around, finds Ren, and he drags Ren up for the Canadian Rack, CANADIAN HAMMER! Cover, TWO! Ren survives but Finlay grins. The War Dog is having fun now, and he slashes his throat! Finlay drags Ren up, reels him in and suplexes, but Ren slips free! SLEEPER! Finlay flails, reaches out, but he backs Ren up. Ren sends Finlay into buckles! Ren SLEEPERS again! Finlay backs Ren up again, but Ren sends him into bare buckles! When did the Bullet Club Special come into play!? Ren clamps on the SLEEPER again! Finlay fights up, but Ren clamps on the COBRA TWIST! Finlay endures, pulls hair, then marches forward, ROPEBREAK!
The fans cheer but Ren won’t let go! The ref counts, Ren finally does let go, and then Kanemaru WHISKEY MISTS! Ren rolls Finlay up, TWO!! The fans fire up as Finlay survives, and wait! The ref goes flying into railing!? What happened!? Ren accuses Gedo of doing something but Gedo pretends to have no idea what he means. Wait, Kanemaru gets in! But Finlay dodges him and sends him into Ren! The whiskey bottle goes flying! Finlay calls to Gedo, Gedo throws the shillelagh in! Finlay CLOBBERS Kanemaru with the shillelagh! Ren dodges, comes back, but Finlay denies the knee stomp! But Ren LOW BLOWS!!
The fans boo but Ren grabs his pushup bar! Ren takes aim, but Finlay CLUBS the pushup bar with the shillelagh! Then Finlay CRACKS Ren with it!! Finlay winds up, and he CRACKS Ren again!! Gedo fetches the ref into the ring, and Finlay drags Ren up. BUCKLE BOMB! Then, another BUCKLE BOMB! And then, a third POWERBOMB! Cover, Finlay wins!
Winner: David Finlay, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Ren earns 0)
The House of Torture tried some rather nasty tricks, but found that The Rebel is that much worse! Will this be proof that the War Dogs run Bullet Club? Or will Ren just have to stack the deck that much harder from here on out?
G1 Climax 34 B Block: Hirooki Goto VS Yota Tsuji!
The Fierce Warrior is holding out hope that he can #TurnItAllAround and head for the top of this G1. However, the smiling giant is looking to still make this the GENE1. Will Goto still have a shot at the playoffs? Or will he fail to #GetBackUp after a Gene Blast?
The bell rings and the fans rally. Red Shoes takes an assessment, and the “GO-TO! GO-TO!” is about even with the “YO-TA! YO-TA!” Yota still grins as he and Goto circle. They tie up, and Goto powers Yota to ropes. Red Shoes counts, Goto lets off clean, and the fans cheer. The two reset and circle, then tie up again. Yota wrenches then wristlocks, but Goto rolls and wrenches back. Goto wristlocks, hammerlocks, but Yota switches and full nelsons. Then he cravats, then headlocks. Goto endures the grind, pries at the hold, but Yota squeezes tighter. Goto powers up and out, and they RAM shoulders! The fans cheer as neither man falls.
Yota kicks and whips, but Goto turns hip toss into hip toss! Goto gets moving but Yota bails out. The fans are torn but Goto storms to the ropes. Goto eggs Yota on, but Yota returns the favor. The fans rally, Yota paces around the outside, and then Yota steps up to the apron. Goto gives him space and Yota steps inside. The fans applaud and the two reset. They circle, tie up, but Goto kicks low! Goto fires forearms, then whips. Yota reverses, runs in, but Goto dodges the splash! Goto LARIATS, then fires forearm after forearm. Goto fires up and the fans cheer, but Yota blocks the hip toss to SHOVE Goto down!
Yota paces, then he drags Goto back up. Goto swings but Yota body shots first! Yota whips to kitchen sink KNEE! Goto bails out but Yota pursues. Yota CLUBS Goto, grins, and then brings Goto up and around. Yota puts Goto in, the fans cheer, and Goto goes to a corner. Yota storms up to CHOP! Goto is stinging and the fans rally up, but Yota RAMS into Goto again and again! Yota brings Goto around, winds up, and ROCKS Goto right in the back! Then Yota reels Goto into body scissors! Goto endures, but Yota hooks an arm to keep him grounded. Goto pries at Yota’s legs, crawls his way over, but Yota squeezes tighter!
The fans rally as Goto continues to fight his way over. Goto reaches out but Yota puts on all the pressure he can! Yota even adds a chinlock, but Goto still gets the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer, Yota lets off, and then Yota eggs Goto on. Goto CHOPS, but Yota still eggs him on. Goto CHOPS again, then again! Yota ROCKS Goto with a forearm! Yota whips corner to corner, runs in, STINGER SPLASH! Yota keeps moving, but Goto follows to LARIAT! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Goto snarls, drags Yota up, and brings him around for forearms. Goto whips corner to corner, runs in, and MURAMASAS! Goto reels Yota in, SAIDO! Cover, TWO!
The fans rally, Goto drags Yota back up, and Goto fireman’s carries. Yota fights with elbows, but Goto ROCKS him! Yota staggers, Goto runs in, but he blocks a boot! Only for Yota to reel him in and STOMP him down! The fans rally while Yota looms over Goto. Yota drags Goto up, scoops him and SLAMS him! Yota then runs to SPLASH DOWN! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up as Goto stays in this! Yota rises, grins, and the fans rally up. Goto rises, the fans duel again, but Yota brings Goto up and in. Yota suplexes, but Goto blocks! Goto goes to suplex, but Yota fights it! They battle for suplex control, and Yota lifts! Goto fights that, so Yota ROCKS him!
Yota runs, but into a fireman’s carry! USHIGOROSHI! The fans fire up while both men are down again! We pass 10 minutes and Goto rises first. Goto sits Yota up to fire a forearm! Yota just grins and fires back! Goto fires another forearm, so Yota fires another back! They stand, and Goto fires another forearm! Yota ROCKS Goto right back! Goto shakes his head and ROCKS Yota! Yota grins, ROCKS Goto, but Goto hits back! The forearms go faster and faster and the fans rally up! Yota gets the edge, ROCKS Goto again and again, but swings into a spin! URA GTR! Goto runs to LARIAT Yota down! The fans fire up while Goto goes to ropes.
Goto drags himself up as the dueling returns. Goto storms back to Yota, drags him up, dragon sleepers, but Yota punches from below! Yota is free, and he catches Goto to a BACKBREAKER, FLATLINER, and STOMP! The fans fire up behind Yota, and he runs to CURB STOMP! Cover, TWO! Goto survives and the fans cheer. Yota rises up, the fans rally, and Yota hobbles back to Goto. The dueling is strong as ever, it sounds like “GO-TA! YO-TO!” Yota drags Goto up, but Goto is deadweight! Red Shoes checks Goto and he stirs. Yota looms over Goto, drags him up and grins again. Yota BOOTS Goto back down! But Goto sits up!
Yota grins as Goto glares, and Yota CURB STOMPS Goto again! The fans fire up, Yota drags Goto around, and then goes to the corner! Up, up and MAROON- NO, Goto dodges! Goto comes back but into a V-TRIGGER! Yota fireman’s carries, SWINGING SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Goto survives and the fans fire up! Yota aims from a corner, we pass 15 minutes, and Yota runs in to GENE- NO, Goto sends him into buckles! Then a roll-up, TWO!! Yota SUPERKICKS! Goto drops to his knees, and the fans fire up! Yota suplexes, but Goto slips free! Yota elbows Goto, but Goto swings! Yota dodges to run, into a fireman’s carry! G T W!! Cover, TWO!!
Yota survives and Goto is beside himself! The dueling is even stronger, and Goto drags himself up with ropes. Goto flounders a bit but he still stands up. Goto roars, the fans fire up, and Goto powers up! Yota sits up, into the BUZZSAW! But he rises!? Only for Goto to LARIAT him down! Goto hurries to suplex and SHOTEN KAI!! Cover, TWO!?!? Goto brings out a classic but it wasn’t enough! The fans are thunderous as Goto drags Yota back up! Yota sputters, but Goto dragon sleepers! But Yota CLUBS from below! Goto grabs that arm, pushes it down, and has a wrist clutch into G T R!! Cover, GOTO WINS!!
Winner: Hirooki Goto, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Yota earns 0)
Yota could not #GetBackUp and so he falls to the bottom of the block! Does he still have a chance at pulling off the double trophy achievement?
As for Goto, after catching his breath and standing back up, he gets the mic. Goto thanks the Fukuoka crowd for coming tonight, and the fans cheer. Goto still has to catch his breath a bit, but the fans encourage him with “GO-TO-O! GO-TO-O!” Goto says he is the oldest entrant in the G1, “but it isn’t time for the young’uns yet!” The fans cheer that! Goto says he WILL win this G1, and asks, “Do you know why?” Why? Because it’s the G1, and the G stands for Goto! The fans cheer Goto’s unwavering determination, will he once again reach the Climax 16 YEARS after his first?
Here are the current A Block standings!
Zack Sabre Jr: 4-0, 8 points
Evil: 4-0, 8 points
Sanada: 2-2, 4 points
Gabe Kidd: 2-2, 4 points
Callum Newman: 2-2, 4 points
Shingo Takagi: 2-2, 4 points
Shota Umino: 2-2, 4 points
Tetsuya Naito: 1-3, 2 points
Jake Lee: 1-3, 2 points
Great-O-Khan: 0-4, 0 points
Here are the NEW B Block standings!
Yuya Uemura: 3-1, 6 points
Konosuke Takeshita: 3-1, 6 points
Henare: 2-2, 4 points
Jeff Cobb: 2-2, 4 points
David Finlay: 2-2, 4 points
Boltin Oleg: 2-2, 4 points
Ren Narita: 2-2, 4 points
Hirooki Goto: 2-2, 4 points
El Phantasmo: 1-3, 2 points
Yota Tsuji: 1-3, 2 points
My Thoughts:
The G1 continues on a roll through this big weekend, and this was another great round. ELP continues this story of “crisis of confidence,” though on some level, he was definitely right to doubt himself against Boltin Oleg, who is just so big and strong. Great win for Oleg again, I almost feel like he could be the B Block’s third seed. Yuya had a similar experience fighting Cobb, so it makes sense Yuya’s first loss is to him. Konosuke getting another big win was great here, he’s keeping pace with Yuya near the top. Yuya’s win over Konosuke will surely be needed in tiebreaker scenarios as we continue into the second half of the round robin phase.
Finlay VS Ren was great just for how they both agreed to just brawl, no need for a cheap shot or ambush. And the lesser of two evils ends up the one fans cheer, Finlay comes out the winner in a big way, but it was needed at this point so he doesn’t owe too many title matches. Goto winning out over Yota in a great main event was also logical. Yota is great but he’s not “two main event wins in a row” great just yet. And now we’ve got quite the traffic jam at 2-2, can’t wait to see who comes out the third seed for the playoffs.
My Score: 8.9/10
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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 5.8.2025
We get to see Alicia Fox in action and a dog collar match! Definitely an odd combination, so let’s see what happens!

As I feel like I say every week, the best parts of TNA are on NXT. I really can’t tolerate Dreamer and Delirious’ idea of creative. This shows have been slapdash early 00s MTV humor and nonsense angles. We open the show with Trick Williams, so of course you know he’s gonna be a dick and Hendry’s gonna try and get even.
At least this spawned an interesting concept with the TNA Heavyweight Championship being defended on NXT Battleground. So it’s nice that Hendry and TNA are getting exposure, but honestly it’s only Hendry, and the constant milking on the TNA side of “hearing from Hendry” is making me ill.
I feel like I’ve seen Johnny Gobs all over since Nekrogoblikon came out with new music. Not mad at it, just didn’t have that on my Bingo card.
.@Santana_Proud and @_trickwilliams just crossed paths—then @AJFrancis410 & @KCwrestles tried recruiting @TheSamiCallihan… and sparked beef with Santana in the process.
Wait… IS THAT @JohnGoblikon!?
WATCH #TNAiMPACT! on TNA+: https://t.co/afG9MKyLaa pic.twitter.com/EQwH3BjPFE
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) May 9, 2025
Ratings:
- Rosemary vs Lei Ying Lee – Lei wins via Thunderstruck – *
- Great Hands vs Aztec Warriors: Aztec Warriors win via Laredo Driver + Arabian Moonsault – * 1/2
- Trey Miguel w/Wentz vs Mustafa Ali w/Tasha & Hands: Ali wins via Crucifix Blade Runner – ** 3/4
- Victoria Crawford vs Brittnie Brooks: Victoria wins via Flying Axe Kick – Squash
- Dog Collar Match: International Championship Match: Steve Maclin (c) vs Eric Young w/Northern Armoury: Maclin retains via KIA – ***
Results:
Hey look, Trick comes out and does exactly what I said. He’s arrogant, he’s basically doing his own version of a Ric Flair promo. I do like the line about having two girls, one named Lexis who drives a Mercedes and Mercedes who drives a Lexus. It’s that right balance of dumb and clever to make me chuckle. Hendry of course comes out with his game face on, security tries, fails, and Hendry gets a measure of revenge.
Rosemary vs Lei Ying Lee – Lei wins via Thunderstruck
Okay even though I don’t mind Xia as a wrestler anymore, Brookside is on commentary and she’s…awful. She’s like an Arianna Grace with no charisma. Her little integrity shtick got lame halfway through the word the first time she said it.
This match goes about how you expect which is why it’s not much to discuss. Rosemary does her usually brawling, biting and using the 5 counts with the Upside Down. But as expected, she tries to use the Brass Knucks, Xia comes off of commentary to stop her from using the weapon, and Lei catches her with Thunderstruck. I guess this was supposed to keep the Xia angle with some heat, but it’s really dumb. I don’t want to see any more of this Angel vs Demon, which one will turn crap. It’s boring, it’s cliche and for babies.
At least Lei Ying Lee is gorgeous and one hell of a wrestler. Hopefully she gets away from Rosemary and Xia soon.
Great Hands vs Aztec Warriors
Laredo and Octagon take early turns on Jason Hotch, Octagon even pulls off some rope acrobatics like he thinks he’s Rey Fenix. Hands try to take a few shortcuts, but the actions stays quick, the Cali crowd is behind the Luchadors. Stereo Tijeras, Five Hole Dive from Laredo into an Asai Moonsault from Octagon. Laredo Driver into Handstand Arabian Moonsault, and Aztec Warriors win handily.
After the fact Ali attacks the Aztec Warriors, Tasha and the Hands are trying to calm down Ali but then the Rascalz run out. Maybe we’re getting an early start to the Trey vs Ali match.
Trey Miguel w/Wentz vs Mustafa Ali w/Tasha & Hands
Hopefully this is something worth actually typing about instead of WCW Thunder level of rushed throwaway trash.
They trade early chops, but Ali is pissed, no sells Trey and rocks him with a Forearm. Trey tries to Baseball Slide through the legs and roll into a Sunset Flip, but Ali rolls through, comes up with Trey and Powerbombs him moving immediately into Ground and Pound. Ali goes for a Reverse Powerslam, but Trey escapes it, tries to use his quickness, trips up Ali for a second as he goes to the apron and then he catches Trey in the ropes and hits the Draping DDT off the apron. Outside In Neckbreaker from Ali into a Standing Tornillo.
Ali throws Trey into the ropes, Trey tries something but Ali catches him, flips him vertical and then Dragon Suplex looks nasty. Ali heads back to the apron, wants the Outside In Rolling Neckbreaker, but Trey catches him with a Cutter! Trey puts a little Shake Rattle and Roll together, Ali tries to block the last one so Trey hits the ropes and lands a Lionsault. Ali powders and eats a Dive, Trey throws him back in, Meteora! 1-2-kick out! Trey gets a little frustrated but tries a front facelock, they trade cradles, Ali throws him to the ropes, Trey tries that Rewind Tiger Feint, but Ali hits a Missile Dropkick. Ali tells the Hands to finish things but Wentz comes out flying. Ali drives Wentz into the post, throws Trey back in and mouths off to Wentz. When he turns he eats Trey’s Knee Slide Tornado DDT.
Tasha distracts the ref, Hands attack Trey with a Double Choke Bomb on the Apron and Ali kills Trey with Crucifix Blade Runner.
Hardys come out to talk, they get a solid pop from the crowd, but nothing interesting gets said. The old “we let you down” promo and they’re trying to get across a fandom nickname of “Diehardyz” and that’s corny. They punctuate their part before the Nemeths of course come out with some Obsolete and Delete references. Ryan starts talking and gets booed loudly, so that’s nice, they both play in it well. Ryan makes some goofy faces, Nic and him poke fun at the Hardys and the fact that Jeff can’t come to Canada because he’s prohibidabido.
So Santino comes out, says next week Jeff and Nic will have a singles match, so Matt will get a tag match against the Nemeths with a partner of his choosing. Kind of a stock standard promo, but the Nemeths and Santino made it fun.
Huh, coming back from commercial there’s a video package from WWE showing the last time Jeff Hardy and Nic Nemeth had a match. 16 years ago.
Victoria Crawford vs Brittnie Brooks
Brittnie is Chris Bey’s girlfriend and Alicia was always one of my favorites.
Victoria clocks Brittnie early, but Brittnie fires back, Victoria gets annoyed, hits her beautiful Northern Lights Suplex Hold for only a two. Victoria drives Brittnie into the corner, Brittinie tries to fight out, but Victoria catches her with a Tumbling Headscissors Take Over and then a Flying Axe Kick. Victoria’s gorgeous self wins, and Victoria looked pretty decent in the squash.
Masha comes out, attacks Victoria, so Tessa makes a save. Santino makes a tag match next week Blanshard and Crawfish vs Slamabitch and a partner of her choosing. Robert Stone overrides Santino and picks her partner for her and chooses Nikkita Lyons.
Tessa Blanchard is GOING OFF on @AriannaGraceWWE! @milanmiracle @MrStoneWWE
WATCH #TNAiMPACT! on TNA+: https://t.co/afG9MKyLaa pic.twitter.com/7pnK7OG167
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) May 9, 2025
Dog Collar Match: International Championship Match: Steve Maclin (c) vs Eric Young w/Northern Armoury
EY sandbags in the corner at the bell and then catches Maclin with an opportune yank of the chain and then starts a little dirty boxing and chain choking. Cardona is out on commentary because there’s a number 1 contender match next week for the International title. EY grinds the chain across Maclin’s face and the bridge of his nose, and he’s bleeding 40 seconds into the match.
Maclin powders but since it’s a dog collar match the jabronis get involved immediately. Maclin is bleeding like his last name is Rhodes, the jabronis get in some pot shots and EY just whips him with the chain, uses the post, just goes for classic deliberately paced hardcore brawl tactics. Maclin does manage to get a small flurry, EY does the Flair Corner Flop, then EY and the jabronis eat a SCUD before we go to commercial.
We come back, Maclin is back to getting murdered, and now all the potential number 1 contenders and either on commentary, the ramp or in the back watching a monitor. Even Mance Warner looks a little concerned and horny at the same time with the blood. Maclin is so bloody he looks like a post explosion scene from The Boys. Maclin fires, whips EY in the ropes, grabs him mid run, Headbutts him a few times, Jumping Thesz Press into the Ground and Pound with some chain whips. Jabronis come in and eat a Busakiu and Backbreaker, EY tries to take advantage but EY eats an Olympic Slam. Another Busaiku for EY, Jar Headbutt connects! EY kicks out at two, then powders but Maclin follows and wraps the chain around his neck and starts throwing EY around by the throat. Dorks fly at Maclin, he deflects them, but EY yanks the chain and Maclin falls off the apron. EY throws him back in, another two count. EY heads to the top, Maclin crotches him, bald Jabroni eats a Powerbomb, hair Jabroni heads a Buckle Bomb. EY slips the Tree, so Maclin puts the jabronis in the corner, Stacked Tag Em and Bag Em, Nerds get Caught in the Crosshairs!
EY sees the chance, kick to the gut, Piledriver! 1-2…KICK OUT! EY calls for the Macho Elbow but Maclin gets up, pulls him off the top with the chain and KIA! Maclin retains!
Overall Score: 4/10
A generally disappointing episode. The first hour felt like WCW Thunder written by Meth addicted Racoons. But the second hour starting with Mustafa, turned out to be okay. I’ve always enjoyed Alicia Fox aesthetically and she wasn’t bad in the ring, Mustafa being edgy is cool, Ryan Nemeth is a treasure, Tessa is still great and the dog collar match was decent.
So a mixed bag definitely. Rosemary is honestly useless anymore. She only gets a pop because of the gimmick, but her storylines have sucked, her matches aren’t great and this whole Infantile Sting knockoff of trying to stick to her morals and integrity and not do the mean things. Aztec Warriors are basic lucha stuff with no gimmick beyond the fact they’re luchadors. Lastly, the Trick Flair opening segment was okay at best but really just just paint by numbers.
It’s a sad turn of events when my favorite wrestling program anymore is WWE main roster stuff. Yikes…2025 is weird.
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Will Dax & Cash learn to Fear The Red Death?
FTR put the blame on Daniel Garcia for how things went down between them, but now Garcia plans on taking one of the Top Guys out!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Ricochet VS Angelico w/ Serpentico; Ricochet wins.
- 8 Man Tag: The Don Callis Family VS The Outrunners, Bandido & AR Fox; The Don Callis Family wins.
- Anthony Bowens w/ Billy Gunn VS Lee Johnson w/ Blake Christian; Bowens wins.
- Willow Nightingale VS Kris Statlander; Kris wins.
- Konosuke Takeshita & Josh Alexander VS The Dark Order; Takeshita & Alexander win.
- “Speedball” Mike Bailey VS Dralistico; Bailey wins.
- Daniel Garcia VS Dax Harwood w/ Cash Wheeler & Stokely Hathaway; No Contest.
PLAY BY PLAY
Toni Storm is here!
Or rather, she’s still here given just last night, the TIMELESS AEW Women’s World Champion won a Fatal 4 Way Eliminator. And now she’s in the special box seat “balcony” with mic in hand. Detroit cheers and she blows kisses before saying, “So many men have taken a shot at me in here, I’m feeling like Abraham Lincoln. I will never forget my first. It was messy, it was sweaty, and painful. But I only wanted more. Once a month, once a week, twice a week, I was hooked. But then, it only became more risky. One at a time, then two at a time. And three at a time! Incorporating random objects, all the while being watched by perverts.”
The fans cheer being perverts but then Toni says, “One day, it will not end well for me. It will break my body and soil my soul. But in the end, I know it’s what I was born to do. And if you think I was referring to sexual intercourse, then get your minds out of the gutter!” Toni takes a moment before she continues, “Because the best bang could not compare to fighting for this!” She holds up the title and the fans cheer more! “I am not waiting for a Hayter or a CEO. So next week, line up the next batch of slop tarts, because baby wants to binge!” The fans also like the sound of that! Toni says spit on it and sit on it, and let’s get TIMELESS~!
The fans applaud and Toni takes a bow. Beach Break just got that much bigger, but who will take their shot at The Tramp that is The Champ?
Backstage interview with Paragon.
Lexy Nair is with Adam Cole, Roderick Strong & Kyle O’Reilly to ask them about the 2 Out of 3 Falls last Saturday. Roddy says that to say they’re disappointed is an understatement. He and Kyle are one of the best teams on this planet, and they thought it’d be like riding a bike. But it has been a bit more difficult than they thought. Kyle agrees that they’re frustrated and disappointed, but what they aren’t doing is taking anything away from themselves. They’re the Paragon and they’re still one of the best tag teams out there. And any other day, any other time, 99 out of 100, Kyle & Roddy win that match.
Cole agrees, and he knows that was tough last week. But they are one of the best teams in the world. There will be plenty of chances to prove that this year. But in step the Grizzled Young Veterans and Zack Gibson says say that again. He can’t believe Paragon has the nerve to stand here sulking and complaining. Honestly, this three are three of the best ever. The problem is, they’ve gone soft! They’ve forgotten what it is to fight for their sport. So any time they’re ready, GYV will remind them what that’s like. Kyle & Roddy say why not. GYV will be the first time that gets stomped on Paragon’s way back to the top!
GYV laugh that off then take their leave. But when and where will Liverpool’s Number One & Mr. Mayhem take on the Savior of the Backbreaker & the Violent Artist?
Ricochet VS Angelico w/ Serpentico!
The One & Only just got a big win last night alongside the Young Bucks, but now he looks to get a win on his own. Will Ricochet make Detroit #OuttaThisWorld two nights in a row? Or will tonight belong to Spanish Announce Project’s South African Stud?
The bell rings and the fans rally as Angelico and Ricochet circle. They feel things out, circle more, then Angelico leaves Ricochet hanging by smoothing his hair. Ricochet says ha ha, more bald jokes. Ricochet waistlocks, the fans chant, “He Has Hair!” but Ricochet hammerlocks and snapmares to then ghost pin, TWO! Ricochet taunts Angelico that this is professional wrestling, not modeling. Angelico trips Ricochet to cover, ONE! Angelico has a cording hold and he keeps Ricochet from the ropes. Ricochet wrenches, but Angelico gets the cording hold back! Ricochet endures, reaches out, but Angelico arm-drags him to the mat!
The fans cheer more, but Ricochet kips up. Angelico wrangles him back down! Ricochet claws at Angelico but Angelico polishes the bald head! The fans cheer and Angelico keeps on the arm. Ricochet fights up again, but Angelico wrangles him back down! Angelico gives Ricochet more polish, then stands him up to wrench and cording hold. Ricochet throws a body shot, flips up and over, but Angelico switches arms for a modified Cobra Twist! Angelico holds up his hand and the fans cheer, but Ricochet fights free and bails out. The fans boo but then Angelico sneaks up to clamp on shoulder claws!
Ricochet fights back, and he THROWS Angelico to the floor! Ricochet skins the cat, then TORNILLO PLANCHAS! Ricochet takes down Angelico, taunts Serpentico, then goes storming off to grab a chair! Ricochet chases off #SNAKEMAN, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Ricochet gets up on the barrier to soak up more heat, and he even flicks sweat off his bald head! Ricochet puts Angelico in the ring, stalks him to ropes, then CHOKES him! The ref counts, Ricochet backs off, and Serpentico coaches Angelico. Angelico sputters but Ricochet brings him up for a snapmare. Ricochet digs his knee into Angelico’s back as part of the chinlock. Angelico endures, fights up, and fires body shots. Angelico is free, runs the ropes, but Ricochet DROPKICKS him down! Ricochet taunts the fans, covers Angelico, TWO! Angelico is tougher than that but Ricochet covers again, ONE! And again, ONE! And again, ONE!!
Ricochet throws a fit and SLAPS Angelico down before arguing with the ref. The ref defends the count, so Ricochet just stomps away on Angelico’s back! Ricochet taunts the fans, goes back to stomp Angelico and kick him around, then he kicks Angelico to the ropes. Angelico rises to BODY BLOW! And JAB! Ricochet staggers back, Angelico fires more shots! Angelico runs, KICKS the backdrop away, then runs again, only for Ricochet to FLAPJACK him off ropes and JUMPING NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Angelico survives and Collision returns to single picture. Ricochet storms his way to a corner while the fans boo.
Ricochet aims and 450- NO, he has to bail out as Angelico moves! Ricochet comes back but Angelico dodges again, Ricochet hits only buckles! Angelico swings, Ricochet dodges and shoves to TIGER WALL KICK! And SOBAT! KNEE! But Angelico KNEES in return! Ricochet rebounds to V-TRIGGER! ROLLING- NO, Angelico clinches for a LIFTING FLATLINER! The fans fire up while both men are down! A standing count starts, Ricochet and Angelico stir, and they rise at 5 of 10. Angelico counters a punch and then fires haymakers! Angelico whips, Ricochet reverses, but then Ricochet catches the leap!
Angelico fights Ricochet’s clinch with elbows, then whips, but Ricochet reverses, Angelico LEAPING LARIATS! And LEAPING LARIATS again! The fans fire up and Angelico storms up to Ricochet. Angelico whips, Ricochet reverses, but Angelico reverses back! COBRA TWIST, and the HEAD SLAPS! The fans fire up as Angelico just takes Ricochet to task! Ricochet sputters and staggers around, Angelico kicks and Canadian Racks! YOYO SLAM, into a hammerlock and HALF CRAB! Ricochet endures, reaches out, but Angelico gets the other arm! Ricochet kicks with his free leg and has the ROPEBREAK! The fans boo but Angelico lets go.
Ricochet goes to the apron, Angelico storms up, but Ricochet HOTSHOTS him! And then FLICKS the ropes at Angelico to hit down low! Ricochet then springboards and FLYING LARIATS! The fans boo but Ricochet runs for a STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, TWO! Ricochet just keeps going, dragon sleeper for the VERTIGO!! Ricochet rolls back, locks ‘n’ loads, and SPIRIT GUN!! Cover, Ricochet wins!
Winner: Ricochet, by pinfall
Ricochet made sure Angelico was done before he got the 1-2-3, and now he gets the mic. “Go ahead. C’mon, I can’t hear you! I can’t hear you!” The fans boo and taunt him more and Ricochet says he welcomes it all! Their boos mean NOTHING to him, because he sees what they cheer for. And c’mon, if you cheer for the Detroit Lions, that means you’re dumb as hell. If you were smart, if you had any amount of common sense, you’d be cheering for him! The fans keep taunting him with “They’re Not Bald!” But Ricochet says the Eagles won the Super Bowl, what’re they talking about? They should be cheering him, because he’s been here less than a year and he’s beaten most of the favorites!
Brody King, Will Ospreay, Mike Bailey, Kevin Knight, Mark Briscoe, Swerve Strickland, and even Kenny Omega! All of them are AEW legends, and Ricochet beat them all! But wait, speaking of legends… Ricochet points out the living legend, Zach Gowen! Ricochet remembers growing up, watching wrestling, he was a huge fan of Zach Gowen. Huge fan. He remembers when big Brock would beat him up and down the arena, that was awesome. But the thing is, Daddy Gowen used to be on this side of the barriers, but now he’s on the other side of them. What happened, Zach? Doesn’t have a leg in the fight anymore?
Ricochet laughs at his own offensive joke, and then asks where that fire is now. He pushes Zach around, security rushes in and Ricochet says he wasn’t doing anything! They’re just talking! Then he BOPS each and every guard! They like that? Ricochet THROWS one guy into railing! Ricochet does his own commentary as he sends another one into the steel steps! Then he puts the third one in the ring, and says Zach might like this. The fans boo but now Ricochet brings out THE SCISSORS! Ricochet cuts this guy’s hair up! But Zach jumps into the ring!! The fans cheer as Zach snatches the scissors from Ricochet!
The fans cheer as Zach asks what is wrong with Ricochet! Ricochet says sorry, sorry! But then he KICKS Zach’s leg out! And then SPIRIT GUN!! The fans boo even more but Ricochet isn’t done with Zach. He takes Zach’s prosthetic leg away! The fans boo as loud as they can as Ricochet leaves with the leg! Ricochet isn’t just humiliating Zach Gowen, he’s committing a crime! Ricochet holds the leg up as a trophy, then mockingly limps with it. Will anyone ever humble the ego that is #OuttaThisWorld?
8 Man Tag: The Don Callis Family VS The Outrunners, Bandido & AR Fox!
Don Callis himself dared Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd to find a friend so they could settle things with Roppongi Vice and the Family, but the Outrunners did better than that! They found TWO friends! Will the Most Wanted ROH World Champion and the Whole Fox’n Show help the Youngest Men Alive humble Callis’ cronies? Or will Trent Beretta, Rocky Romero, Lance Archer & Kyle Fletcher use them to take out all of their frustrations?
Callis of course joins commentary while the teams sort out. Callis calls tonight “Don Callis Championship Wrestling,” and says Detroit boos him and his Family because it is a city of losers. Kyle Fletcher starts against Bandido and the fans fire up. Kyle and Bandido circle, the fans rally up more, and they tie up. They go around, Kyle puts Bandido on the ropes. The fans rally for Bandido and he dodges the chop to CHOP! Kyle swings, Bandido dodges and headlocks. Kyle powers up and out, Bandido RAMS him, but Kyle rebounds to RUN Bandido over! Kyle flexes, the fans boo, but then Turbo flexes and the fans cheer.
So Kyle BOOTS Turbo off the apron! Kyle runs, Bandido dodges, hurdles, but Kyle leaps over. The fans tell Callis off while things keep moving. Bandido slips around to tilt-o-whirl RANA! And then DROPKICK! Kyle falls against ropes, Trent tags in, and Trent CLOBBERS Bandido! The fans boo, Trent rains down fists, and the ref reprimands. Trent stops to tag in Rocky. Roppongi Vice mugs Bandido, then they DOUBLE BACK SUPLEX! But Bandido lands out, tags AR Fox, and Fox BOOTS Rocky! And BOOTS Trent! Fox goes up, up, and CANNONBALLS! The fans fire up but here comes the Murderhawk Monster!
Archer scoops Fox into the crucifix lift! But Fox slips free, goes Matrix to dodge, and he ENZIGIRIS! Archer tumbles out, Fox whips Rocky to the corner, Rocky runs into Turbo’s BOOT! Truth adds a HAYMAKER, then Fox tags Turbo. Turbo brings Rocky around to wrench and wristlock. Truth tags in as they whip and atomic drop, UPPERCUT HART ATTACK! Trent is back, but he runs into a DOUBLE HIP TOSS! The fans fire up with The Outrunner as they run at the corners! BACK ELBOWS in stereo for RPG Vice! Then Outrunners trade, more ELBOWS in stereo! Then a feed to the BULLDOG LARIAT COMBO! The fans fire up while The Outrunners wind it up!
“Turbo Floyd! You-” Well, Trent gets Rocky out of there, they do NOT give the people what they want. Archer is back and he double choke grips! DOUBLE CHOKE SLAM!! Archer BLASTS Fox & Bandido off the corner, Kyle is there to beat them up, and the fans boo as Archer stomps away on Truth! Archer stands on Truth in the corner and laughs while Collision goes picture in picture.
Archer stalks Truth tot he Callis corner. Rocky tags Archer in and they mug Truth. Archer bumps Truth off buckles, then whips him corner to corner hard! Truth falls to the mat, Archer puts him back in the corner, and Archer looms over him. Truth rises up to fire CHOPS, but archer eggs him on! Truth fires haymakers, then runs, only for Archer to DECK him! Tag to Trent and Trent stalks Truth while Archer TOSESS Turbo! Trent CHOKES Truth, CHOPS him, then talks trash. Trent winds up to CHOP again! Trent brings Truth over to bump off buckles, then he tags in Rocky. RPG Vice mugs Truth, whips him to a corner, and Kyle joins in.
Rocky runs up to ELBOW Truth, then Trent adds an ELBOW of his own! Kyle runs to forearm SMASH! Archer runs in and ELBOWS Truth down! Rocky covers, TWO! Truth survives the onslaught, but Rocky wrenches an arm. Tag to Kyle and Kyle KICKS then arm! Kyle mocks Truth reaching out for his corner, then stomps Truth down. Kyle stalks Truth to the ropes, mockingly holds Truth’s hand out, then scoops and SLAMS him in a snap! Kyle taunts Bandido, then he brings Truth up. Truth fires hands, but Kyle scoops and SLAMS again! Collision returns to single picture and he BLASTS Truth’s corner! Bandido avoids the shot and shouts at Kyle!
Kyle taunts Bandido, but Truth fires hands! The fans fire up but Kyle BOOTS Truth! Kyle suplexes, but Truth counters with a cradle! TWO, and Kyle is up, only for Truth to juke! Hot tag to Bandido! Kyle kicks but Bandido deflects and waistlocks. Kyle switches, shoves and runs up, but Bandido SUPERKICKS! Bandido goes up, up, and TORNILLOS! Down goes Kyle and he bails out! RPG Vice attack Bandido from behind! RPG Vice double whip, Bandido grabs ropes and he BOOTS them back! The Outrunners are in and they stereo ATOMIC DROP! RPG Vice tumble up and out of the ring! Archer runs in, Bandido holds the ropes down, but Archer doesn’t fall for it!
Archer ROCKS Bandido, but the Outrunners DUMP him out! The fans fire up as the Callis Family regroups by the ramp. Fox returns, and he coordinates with Bandido! Whip and pop-up, SUPER CANNONBALL!! The fans fire up as Fox hits a strike! And then The Outrunners form a staircase! Bandido runs to step, step, and ESCALARA CONJILO!! The fans are thunderous as Bandido puts Kyle in! The Outrunners set Kyle up and then wind it up! “Turbo Floyd! You sonova b*tch!” HANDSHAKE DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! Fox adds a SWANTON BOMB! Bandido adds a FROG SPLASH!! Cover, The Family breaks it!
The fans boo but The Outrunners brawl with the Family! Things tumble out of the ring, but Bandido aims at Kyle on the ropes! Bandido deals the hand, BLACKJACK- NO, Kyle switches through! DRAGON SUPLEX, but Bandido lands out! Bandido ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirls, but Kyle stops the DDT to MICHINOKU DRIVER!! The fans are thunderous while both men are down! Kyle and Bandido crawl, hot tags to Fox and Trent! Fox RAMS Trent, goes up, up, and leaps over Trent to somersault and CANNONBALL Kyle! Then Fox wrenches Trent, catches the leg, and FISHERMAN BUSTERS! Archer grabs Fox, shoves him back, but Fox returns to DRAPING DDT!
Fox sees Rocky, Rocky kicks first, then Rocky whips. Fox reverses, Rocky is in the corner, Fox hits an A-LIST LARIAT! Kyle runs up but Fox ELBOWS him away! Fox skins the cat to DROPKICK Rocky and then backwards roll, CUTTER for Kyle! Then Fox avoids Rocky to hit a CUTTER!! The fans are electric and Fox has Kyle on the ropes! Fox builds speed, but Trent anchors his foot! Kyle hits a CALF KICK! The Outrunners BLAST Trent, but Archer CROSSBODIES The Outrunners! Bandido springboards in but Kyle catches him! Kyle calls to the boys, RPG Vice hit a DOUBLE JUMP KNEE! The fans boo but Fox is up!
Fox dodges RPG Vice, BOOTS Kyle, then DOUBLE CUTTER RPG Vice! The fans are thunderous again as Fox goes up, up, but Kyle distracts the ref! Archer grabs Fox, and he SUPER CHOKE SLAMS him down! RPG Vice then sits Fox up, wrenches and double pump handle! JACKAL DRIVER!! Cover, Don Callis Family wins!
Winners: The Don Callis Family, by pinfall
Trent shouts that no one will ever disrespect them again! Will Callis’ pack of jackals devour anyone and everyone that stands in their way?
BREAKING NEWS for Beach Break!
After the assault and humiliation that we saw earlier tonight, Zach Gowen is going to make his return to wrestling! Will Zach get revenge on Ricochet for taking things too far?
Jon Moxley speaks.
“So, we’re through the obligatory preamble, casualties on both sides. Last night, you took out my number one lieutenant. Now I could vow revenge and talk about all the things I’m gonna do to Samoa Joe once I get him inside that steel cage. But that would be rather rote, and probably mostly untrue. What do we know? The consensus is Samoa Joe is gonna kick my ass. And yeah, there’s nobody on the planet better at getting their ass kicked than me. The question isn’t whether Joe will beat me up. The question is, how long can he do it? Five, eight minutes? Ten? 20? 25? I’ve got all night.
“I know you don’t think very much of me, Joe, but you are one of the guys that I have genuine respect for. You are the embodiment of a champion. But you’re not the AEW World Champion, I am. And I know that no matter what happens to me inside that steel cage in Chicago, no matter what Hell is put on me, no matter what I am put through in that steel cage, I know I have been through worse. I have been through the kind of Hell, I have weathered the kind of storms, I have faced down the kinds of demons that would keep these kids up at night. So I don’t need to be feared or respected by you or anybody else. I just need you to show up.
“I don’t get along with the rest of the world because I am not like the rest of the world. And believe it or not, next week, there is nowhere else in the world I would rather be than locked inside a steel cage in Chicago with the AEW World Championship hanging in the balance, with the baddest man in pro-wrestling, Samoa Joe. I didn’t build my foundation on sand. When the storm comes through, the only thing that matters is who is the last man standing.” The Maniac has issued his ultimatum, will he ultimately be the baddest man in AEW?
Anthony Bowens w/ Billy Gunn VS Lee Johnson w/ Blake Christian!
The Pride of Pro-Wrestling is ready to prove he’s worthy of all the opportunities before him, but that means having others step to the plate. #BigShotty thinks he can get a hit off the 5 Tool Player, but will he be able to go yard? Or will he just get Molly Whopped and sent back to the dugout?
The bell rings and the fans rally behind Bowens. Bowens and Lee tie up, Bowens wrenches and wristlocks, but Lee wrenches back. Bowens slips through, wrenches and hammerlocks, then he spins and snapmares Lee to an Oklahoma Roll! TWO, and Bowens tries a cradle, TWO! Lee is up to headlock back, but Bowens powers up and out. Lee goes up and over, baits Bowens into a waistlock, but Bowens switches. Lee switches, then he shoves Bowens! “You’re nothing!” The fans boo and Bowens scowls. Lee talks more trash, but Bowens CHOPS Lee off his feet! Bowens stalks Lee to a corner, CHOPS again, and the fans “WOO~!”
Bowens CHPOS again, and again, and again! Bowens then stomps a mudhole into Lee! The ref counts, Bowens steps off at 4, and Bowens apologizes. Lee bails out, Bowens pursues, and Lee tries to apologize. But then Lee bumps into Daddy Ass! Lee looks and sees Billy, apologizes to him now, but Bowens ROCKS Lee! Bowens whips Lee hard into barriers and the fans fire up! Bowens puts Lee in the ring, but Lee kicks low! Lee eggs Bowens on, whips, but Bowens hurdles and mule kicks! Front kicks! FAMOUSER! The fans fire up and Bowens wrenches to lift Lee, SWING OUT FACEBUSTER! Cover, ONE?!?
Billy is annoyed, but then Blake gets on the apron! Bowens backs the Vanilla Babyface off, but then he dodges Lee’s sneak attack! Bowens fireman’s carries, Lee slips free and shoves Bowens to ropes. Billy wants after Blake but the ref keeps him back. Bowens ELBOWS Lee away, but Blake swipes at him! Lee then DUMPS Bowens out! Bowens staggers up, Lee FLIES, and he gets just enough of Bowens to take him down! Then Lee and Blake mock the scissor fingers! The fans boo but Lee puts Bowens in the ring. Lee reels Bowens in, suplexes, but Bowens slips free! Bowens shoves Lee away, runs up, and he blocks the boot! But not the ENZIGIRI!
Lee SUPERKICKS Bowens, runs, but into the Rock, Paper, Scissors, SUPERKICK! The fans fire up and Bowens shows them how it’s done! He puts up the scissors, then shouts for his shot! But Blake gets on the apron! Bowens grabs Blake, Lee rolls Bowens up with tights, TWO!! MOLLY WHOP!! Cover, Bowens wins!
Winner: Anthony Bowens, by pinfall
Blake tried to tip the scales, but then he also storms into the ring! Billy gets in Blake’s way and Blake backs up. Blake “apologizes,” but then he takes a swing! Billy stops that and TOSSES Blake out! Billy says “SUCK IT!” Bowens grabs a mic to tell Detroit, “What you just saw was the Pride of Professional Wrestling! The perfect combination of power, athleticism, intelligence, the look, and The It Factor. And I am in a really good mood, so y’know what? Billy, throw ’em up! Detroit, throw ’em up! And make some noise!” And they SCISSOR FINGER~! For old time’s sake, Bowens embraces the old gimmick. But will nothing stop Bowens from making himself a contender?
The Gates of Agony are here!
Detroit cheers as Bishop Kaun & Toa Liona walk out to the ring, but they grab mics so they can talk. Kaun calls out Bryan Keith & Big Bill. “You think you’re gonna walk through these Gates unscathed, unburned, and redeem yourselves in the eyes of Chris Jericho?” The fans boo and Kaun says, “Hell no, Paradise has to be earned. And these Gates right here? They’re gonna stop you in your tracks.” Liona says, “And this time, we’re not doing it in a parking lot! Y’know why? Because we’re in Detroit! Why not do this right here, right now!?” The fans cheer and Liona tells Big Bill & Bryan Keith, you heard the people! Get out here and fight!
The shirts come off, and here come the Redwood & Bad Apple! They go right to the ring and the brawl is on! The fans fire up as Bill has Kaun and Keith has Liona! Bill hammers away on Kaun in a corner, Liona ROCKS Keith, but Keith roars! Keith runs, only for Liona to LARIAT him down! Bill BOOTS Liona down! Bill goes out after Liona, but then Keith LARIATS Kaun and himself up and out of the ring! Bill and Liona brawl, Linoa shoves Bill into railing and CLUBS him! Keith and Kaun brawl on the floor, Liona SMACKS Bill off steel steps! Liona fires up, the fans are torn, and Liona runs in, only for Bill to send him into railing! In fact, Liona goes over the railing!
Keith staggers but Kaun keeps after him. Kaun brings Keith to the ramp but Keith elbows free! Keith runs but Kaun fireman’s carries! SAMOAN DROP down through tables!! Fans lose their minds, and somehow Liona is up! Liona and Bill now brawl on the stage, even as security and producer Kevin Matthews try to stop this! But there’s no stopping it, and Bill BOOTS Liona! Liona wobbles, but then he roars! Liona SPEARS Bill off the stage and down through tables!! The fans lose their minds all over again! The Gates and the Branches are down around ringside, is the Learning Tree impressed watching this at home?
AEW hears from Anna Jay & Harley Cameron, as well as Penelope Ford & Megan Bayne.
The Queenslayer says, “Megan, you really like to pick fights, huh? I don’t care how big you are, how hard you hit, I will wrap my arms around you and make you sleep!” The Superbad Girl says Anna has been gone a long time, and the Megasus says things have changed. There is a new animal in this jungle, and having a pure heart, fat ass and good friends isn’t gonna cut it. But the wild Aussie tells the Megasus, “I bet your back is blown out after the fight that I brought last night!” Anna says don’t say it like. Ford tells Harley to stop hiding behind Anna’s fat ass already. Ford & Megan want them to fight and learn that mercy is the one thing they never mastered.
Harley shouts that she and Anna will SLAY THE MEGASUS, and all will FEEL THE WRATH! And so BREAKING NEWS for Beach Break Collision! Anna Jay VS Megan Bayne will happen next Saturday when Collision returns to TNT!
Willow Nightingale VS Kris Statlander!
Former friends, bitter enemies, and now maybe somewhere in between, the Babe with the Power and the Galaxy’s Greatest will battle 1v1 once more! But will we truly see she’s a #BornAgainKristen when this fight helps her make amends with Willow? Or will nothing Kris does matter, and Willow will smile anyway?
The bell rings and the two circle. The two start pushing, and then shoving, and then Willow wrenches to wrangle Kris. Kris fights up to wrench back and headlock, but Willow powers out to headlock in return. Kris powers up and out, then reels Willow in for her own headlock. Willow THROWS Kris away and the fans fire up! Willow wants Kris to take this serious, so Kris runs up to waistlock. Willow fights the lift and switches, Kris fights the lift in return. Willow powers through to SLAM Kris all the same! The fans fire up more while Kris grows frustrated. Kris storms up, but Willow boops her on the nose!
The fans are torn but Kris says if that’s how it’s gonna be… And she SLAPS Willow! Willow swings, Kris dodges and Kris trips Willow to then basement CROSSBODY! Kris mocks the Willow smile ‘n’ pose, TWO! Kris mocks the smiling but then Willow SLAPS her! The fans fire up so Kris CHOSP! Willow CHOPS! Is that a spider on the screen? The CHOPS keep going and the fans “WOO~!” Willow then fires off forearms! And an ENZIGIRI! Kris sputters to a corner, Willow storms up, and the fans cheer as she bumps Kris off buckles! Then she brings Kris to another corner for another buckle bump! And then the third corner! And the fourth corner!
The fans fire up as Willow completes the lap, snapmares Kris and BOOTS her down! Willow whips Kris again, but Kris sunset flips! TWO, Willow sits up into a BUZZSAW! Cover, TWO! Kris huffs ‘n’ puffs but she CHOSP! And ROKS! And CHOPS! Kris hooks the arms but Willow flips that around to a backslide, TWO! Kris Oklahoma rolls, TWO! Willow has the cover, TWO! Kris has it back, TWO! Both women stand, Kris scoops, but Willow slips free! Willow shoves Kris, Kris goes up the corner, BACK ELBOW! Kris flexes and the fans are torn, but she hurries to cover, TWO! The fans rally and Kris brings Willow up.
Kris runs, but Willow POUNCES her! PERIOD! Kris tumbles out, the fans fire up, and the ring count starts. Willow goes to the apron and she CANNONBALLS! The fans fire up more as Kris goes down! Willow high-fives the front row, then she goes back to drag Kris up. Willow reels Kris in, but Kris suplexes first! A hard landing on the floor and we’re past 5 of 10! Kris rolls in at 7, but rolls out while Willow rolls in. Kris grabs Willow and brings her back out while Collision goes picture in picture.
Kris brings Willow around to hit another suplex to the floor! Kris soaks up cheers and jeers, puts Willow back in the ring, and then soaks up more cheers and jeers. Kris runs and LARIATS Willow in the corner! Then she scoop SLAMS, covers, TWO! Willow is still in this but Kris stays on her. Kris whips Willow, Willow reverses, and Willow stays back as Kris goes up. Willow then CLUBS Kris on the back, and she reels Kris in for a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Willow reels Kris into a GROUND OCTOPUS! Kris endures as Willow twists her around! Kris pushes it to a cover, TWO! Both women stand, Kris kicks low and snapmares for a body scissor squeeze!
Willow endures, even as Kris adds a half nelson to the mix! Willow fights around, reaches out, and throws elbows! The nelson is undone but Willow still elbows away at the legs! Kris lets Willow go, the two stand up, and Kris CHOPS! Willow seethes and winds up to CHOP back! Kris ROCKS Willow! Willow CHOPS Kris! Kris ROCKS Willow, Willow ROCKS Kris, and repeat! The shots go back and forth, then Willow fires a flurry! Kris fires her own flurry in return! Both women wobble, then they fire more shots! Collision returns to single picture as the shots keep going! Willow then slips around and GERMAN SUPLEXES!
Kris rises, and she gets around Willow to GERMAN SUPLEX! Both women stand, DOUBLE LARIATS collide, and both women fall back! The fans fire up while Kris and Willow go to opposite corners. Kris and Willow rise, then Willow runs up to back body block! Kris dodges the lariat and UPPERCUTS! Kris runs side to side to KNEE Willow! Kris whips, Willow cartwheels and BOOTS! Kris kips up to PELE! Kris runs, but Willow hits a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO!! The fans are thunderous and Willow has Kris in a corner. Willow LARIATS point blank again and again and again! The fans count all the way to nine, but Kris dodges ten!
Willow blocks the superkick, fireman’s carries, and she bumps Kris off buckles before- NO, Kris slips free! Kris waistlocks but Willow CLUBS away! Kris shoves Willow but Willow avoids the snap powerslam! Willow gut wrenches but Kris trips her! Jackknife bridge, TWO and Willow sunset flips it! TWO and both women stand! SUPERKICK from Kris! Kris runs to SCISSOR KICK! Cover, TWO!! Willow survives and Kris is shocked! The fans are thunderous and Kris hauls Willow up. Kris has the leg, but Willow wrenches and fireman’s carries, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Kris survives and Willow is beside herself!
Detroit is thunderous as Willow puts Kris in the corner. Willow bumps Kris off buckles, then she climbs up to rain down fists! The fans count, but Kris slips out to CLUB Willow on the back! Kris goes up and she has Willow on the very top! SUPER DUPER PLEX!! Both women are down and the fans go wild! Kris and Willow slowly rise again, and Kris takes aim! Kris winds up and DISCUS- LARIAT from Willow!! The straps come down and Willow hauls Kris up! BABE WITH THE POWER BOMB!!! But Kris flounders all the way out of the ring! Willow rises, but Wheeler Yuta is here. Yuta taunts former friend Kris, but this is to distract the ref!
Marina Shafir gets Willow with a CHAIN!! Marina CHOKES Willow, then KICKS her down! The fans boo but the Death Riders leave ringside. Kris has no idea what happened, she just tucks Willow in! STATURDAY NIGHT FEVER!! Cover, Kris wins!!
Winner: Kris Statlander, by pinfall
The Problem flips off Willow and Detroit as she finally gets revenge on Willow. Will Willow be able to smile when she’s this pissed off at Marina?
Skye Blue speaks.
“Next week, Beach Break, AEW is back in Chicago. And so am I. I’m back, and I’m a violent little thing.” The Chicago Skye is dark and brooding once again, but will her future be bright?
Konosuke Takeshita & Josh Alexander VS The Dark Order!
Before they take on Will Ospreay & Hangman Page for Beach Break, The Alpha & Walking Weapon are going to make an example out of the Cowboy’s former friends. Will this be the end of The Dark Order once and for all? Or can Evil Uno & Alex Reynolds survive despite not having the Numbers?
Well, Konosuke & Alexander don’t even wait, they just attack! The bell rings, Konosuke TOSSES Uno and Alexander runs up on Reynolds! Reynolds dodges, runs back in, but Alexander ELBOWS him down! Then BOOTS him! Konosuke uses his own jacket to LASH Uno with those studs! Alexander throws his jacket off to keep on Reynolds, and the ref is so busy with Alexander that he misses Callis CLAWING Uno’s eyes! Alexander whips Reynolds, Reynolds goes up and over, but then Alexander puts him on the apron! Reynolds avoids the shoulder to GUILLOTINE KNEE DROP!
Alexander staggers away, the ref is distracted, and Konosuke YANKS Reynolds down! Konosuke sits Reynolds on the apron, CHOPS and hits a DRIVE-BY, then Alexander adds his CROSSBODY CHECK! Reynolds is down, Uno runs up, but Alexander dodges for the ALPHA ELBOW to take Uno down! Alexander puts Reynolds back in the ring, bumps him off buckles, and he tags Konosuke. Konosuke wrenches and reels Reynolds in, BLUE THUNDER- NO, Reynolds fights the bomb! Reynolds reaches out for Uno, but Konosuke reels him in! BIG back suplex, but Reynolds lands out! Reyhnolds shoves Konosuke aside, hot tag to Uno!
Uno ducks ‘n’ dodges and RANAS! The fans fire up and Uno tags Reynolds back in! They double whip Konosuke, but he breaks their double lariat! Reynolds dodges as Konosuke LARIATS Uno down! Reynolds comes back but into the BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Hot tag to Alexander, and he hoists Uno up into the Electric Chair! Konosuke goes up, JUMP KNEE DOOMSDAY!! Then they haul Reynolds up, DOUBLE ROLLING ELBOWS!! And from there, STRAITJACKET PILEDRIVER!! Cover, Callis Family wins again!
Winners: Konosuke Takeshita & Josh Alexander, by pinfall
Not only are these two rolling towards Beach Break, but Konosuke is red hot going into his NEVER Openweight Championship defense tomorrow night, NJPW Resurgence in California! Will all of the wrestling world soon belong to the Don Callis Family?
“Speedball” Mike Bailey VS Dralistico!
This match came about because La Faccion Ingobernable was upset Kevin Knight’s team won that $400,000 tag match and they decided to make him pay for it physically. LFI essentially screwed The Jet out of a Continental Championship opportunity, but Bailey is going to fight for his friend! Will Bailey start by taking out El Toro Blanco’s brother?
The bell rings and the fans rally up. The two tie up, Dralistico puts Bailey in a corner, but the ref counts. Dralistico backs off, and he CHOPS! Dralistico fires hands, the ref counts, but Dralistico tells Bailey off. Dralistico runs, but Bailey blocks the superkick! Bailey swings, Dralistico ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Bailey drops down, hurdles over, and KICKS Dralistico down! The fans fire up while Dralistico bails out. Bailey builds speed, but Dralistico ducks the baseball slide! Bailey kicks, Dralistico blocks and flips Bailey! Bailey lands safe, but then Dralistico avoids the wall kick to ROCK him! Bailey comes back, Dralistico pops Bailey up, and Bailey mule kicks!
Bailey ASAI MOONSAULTS and down goes Dralistico at the ramp! The fans fire and Bailey hurries into the ring. Bailey is all fired up while Dralistico sputters. Bailey goes back out after Dralistico, then he drags Dralistico up. Bailey KICKS, and CHOPS, and then brings Dralistico around. Dralistico CLAWS the eyes! The fans boo but Dralistico RANAS Bailey into the steel steps! Then a SUPERKICK into the steps! Dralistico tranquilos and fans boo while Collision goes picture in picture.
Dralistico nods as the fans rally, and he stalks Bailey. Dralistico drags Bailey up, SMACKS him off the steel steps, then refreshes the ring count. Dralistico pretends he can’t hear the fans booing but he sees them give him thumbs down. Dralistico storms up on Bailey to CHOP him against railing! Dralistico then whips Bailey into the railing! Dralistico hops up onto the barriers so he can soak up the heat. Bailey crawls to the apron but Dralistico shoves him into the ring. Dralistico sits Bailey up, clamps on a GROUND COBRA TWIST, but Bailey endures! Dralistico throws down fists, then tells the fans to shut up!
Dralistico goes back to Bailey, stomps him, then drags him to a drop zone. Dralistico springboards to SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO! Dralistico tells everyone to tranquilo, then he stands Bailey up for a HEADBUTT! Dralistico looms over Bailey, stalks him to the ropes, and then KICKS a leg out! Dralistico puts Bailey on the ropes to CHOKE him! Collision returns to single picture as the fans boo and the ref counts. Dralistico stops at 4, then he KICKS Bailey in the leg! And he KICKS the leg again! Bailey hobbles, Dralistico kicks but Bailey blocks! Bailey KICKS and KICKS and KICKS in return! Then he CHOPS Darlistico in the corner!
The fans fire up but Dralistico turns things around. Dralistico CHOPS Bailey, but Bailey just snarls! Bailey puts Dralistico in the corner to KICK! Dralistico CHOPS! Bailey KICKS again! Dralistico CHOPS again and again and again! Bailey just KICKS again and again and again! The fans fire up as both men fire up and Dralistico fires forearms now! The fans are thunderous and Bailey comes back to KICK! Dralistico KICKS, Bailey KICKS, repeat! KICK for KICK, then Bailey unleashes the LIGHTNING KICKS! Dralistico avoids the thrust kick, but Bailey ducks a heel kick! Both men KICK, but then Bailey kicks a kick away to HEEL KICK Dralistico down!
The fans are thunderous as Bailey busts out that Tae Kwan Do! Dralistico rises, Bailey SOBATS, AX KICKS, and BUZZSAWS! Bailey then runs to SHOOTING STAR! Cover, TWO! Bailey drags Dralistico right up, suplexes and FALCON ARROW into the drop zone! Bailey climbs up, takes aim, and ULTIMATE- NO, Bailey has to bail out as Dralistico moves! Bailey rolls through, but Dralistico dropkicks the legs out! Dralistico then floats over, LA MAGITROL, TWO!! Bailey has Dralistico’s arm and steps over, but Dralistico rolls through, only for Bailey to sit on the sunset! Cover, TWO! Dralistico finishes the sunset, TWO!
Bailey kicks, misses, but then STANDING MOONSAULT! Dralistico moves again so Bailey lands out! Dralistico jumps the sweep, jumps on, CRUCIFIX DRIVER!! The fans are thunderous as Bailey flounders! Dralistico reaches down to knuckle lock, but Bailey denies the cover with a Monkey Flip, into a DESTROYER!! The fans are electric as Bailey has Dralistico in the corner! Bailey runs up, but Dralistico DREAMCAST KICKS first! Bailey goes to the apron. Dralistico storms out after him, and Dralistico reels Bailey in. Bailey fights the underhooks, and he Alabama Lifts! Dralistico sunset flips but Bailey stays up!
Bailey breaks free and MOONSAULT KNEE DROPS on the apron! Dralistico coughs and sputters as he rolls into the ring and the fans fire up again! Bailey aims, spins, HEEL KICK!! Cover, Bailey wins!
Winner: “Speedball” Mike Bailey, by pinfall
The sequel was even better than the original! This rematch between Speedball and Prince of Silver was incredible, but wait! Here comes Rush himself! Bailey dares El Toro Blanco to bring those horns because he wants to keep on fighting! Rush says wait your turn, perro! When and where will Bailey look to take the bull by his horns and bring him down?
BREAKING NEWS for Beach Break: Dynamite!
Given Toni Storm wants more and more action, and since Chicago is Skye Blue’s backyard, they’ll be meeting in an AEW Women’s World Championship Eliminator Fatal 4 Way! Who will the two mystery participants be? And will anyone be able to score on the Whore We All Adore this close to Double or Nothing?
Daniel Garcia VS Dax Harwood w/ Cash Wheeler & Stokely Hathaway!
For the longest time, Red Death respected FTR and FTR respected him. But after FTR selfishly betrayed Adam Copeland and put themselves ahead of everyone else, Garcia could not stand by and do nothing. Garcia dared one of the Top Guys to step up, will he take that Top Guy out? Or will this (emotionally) hurt FTR more than it hurts Garcia?
The bell rings and Dax circles with Garcia. Garcia is also wary of how Cash and #BigStoke are moving around ringside. The fans taunt Dax with “BALD! BALD! BALD!” so it isn’t just Ricochet anymore. Dax and Garcia tie up, go around, and Garcia puts Dax in the corner. The ref counts, Garcia lets off slowly, but he pats Dax on his bald head. Dax brushes that off, he and Garcia circle again, and then they tie up. They go around, Dax puts Garcia in a corner, and the ref counts. Dax lets off slowly, but he sucker punches Garcia! The fans boo but Stoke likes that! The ref reprimands but Garcia shakes off the cheap shot.
Dax storms up and ROCKS Garcia again! And CHOPS! Garcia staggers away but Dax storms up to CHOP again! Garcia goes to another corner, but then he CHOPS in return! Dax turns things around to CHOP again! But Garcia CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Dax CHOPS right back! Garcia sputters as he sits down in the corner. Dax huffs ‘n’ puffs and goes back for Garcia, but Garcia CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Dax headlocks, Garcia powers up and out, but Dax runs him over! Garcia trips Dax, HAMMERS away with fists, but Dax gets up. Garcia keeps after him with a CHOP in the corner!
Garcia whips corner to corner, runs up, but Dax ELBOWS him away! Dax runs up, SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Garcia is down and the fans boo but Stoke & Cash cheer Dax on. Dax stomps and drops knees on Garcia at the ropes! The ref counts, Dax backs off, and Garcia checks his own neck. Cash talks trash, the ref has him back off, and Cash says he’s just talking! He’s allowed to do that, right? The fans still taunt Dax with “BALD! BALD! BALD!” Dax stands Garcia up, reels him in, but Garcia fights the lift! Dax pulls on Garcia’s hair to then CHOP him! Garcia bails out, Dax pursues, and Dax brings Garcia around.
Dax talks trash on the fans, then reels Garcia in. Garcia fights the lift again, trips Dax up, and then CATAPULTS Dax into the POST! The fans fire up while Dax falls in a heap! Garcia stands, rolls into the ring, but just long enough to refresh the count. Dax is busted open and Garcia is right on that bloody forehead! Dax wants mercy but Garcia only backs off to get space. Garcia puts up his dukes, does his dance, and then runs in for a DROPKICK! Dax hits barriers, but Garcia runs again! Another DROPKICK into the barriers! And then a third DROPKICK into the barriers! The fans fire up with Garcia as he goes one more time, only for Cash to stand in the way!
The fans boo as Cash says no more! Garcia seethes, and he still runs up, but Dax LARIATS Garcia down! Cash bought Dax time, and now Dax huffs ‘n’ puffs through his crimson mask. Dax puts Garcia in the ring, then he grabs the ring bell! The ref stops Dax and they tug-o-war over it! Dax lets the ref have the bell, but then Garcia trips Dax! Garcia steps through, and he turns Dax over for the DRAGON TAMER!! But Stoke distracts the ref, letting Cash drag Garcia out! DRAPING NECKBREAKER to the floor! Cash points to commentary to give a thumbs up, but wait! DADDY MAGIC is here! The fans cheer as Matt Menard CLOBBERS Cash!
The fans fire up, Stoke freaks out, and Menard fires off on Cash in a corner! Detroit is all fired up as Collision goes picture in picture!
Cash runs away to the back but Menard pursues! Now things are a bit more even, with Stoke coaching a bloodied and dazed Dax. Dax staggers to his feet, goes over to Garcia, and drags him up to put him in the ring. Dax talks more trash on the fans, then he storms in after Garcia. Dax suplexes and hits a BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Garcia is still in this and Dax grows frustrated. The ref checks Dax while the fans rally behind Garcia. Dax is okay to continue, and he brings Garcia up, only for Garcia to cradle! TWO!! Dax stands and LARIATS Garcia down! Dax huffs ‘n’ puffs and TOSSES Garcia to the apron! Dax brings Garcia through the ropes, to then CHOP!
Dax KICKS and ROCKS Garcia on repeat! Then he reels Garcia in for a DRAPING DDT! Cover, TWO! Dax rains down fists without hesitation! Dax hears the fans taunting him so he dares them to do something. Dax holds the ropes open but obviously no one takes the offer. Dax drags Garcia up, CHOPS him, and he storms up on Garcia at the ropes. Garcia ROCKS and CHOPS in return, but Dax CHOPS again! Garcia sputters and falls back while Dax soaks up the heat. Dax paces around Garcia, taunts Detroit more, and Collision returns to single picture. The fans boo as hard as they can but Dax talks trash on Garcia now.
Dax kicks at Garcia, egging him on. Garcia scowls as Dax pie faces him! The fans rally, Garcia rises, and Dax looks worried. Dax SLAPS Garcia, but Garcia just clamps onto Dax’s neck! Dax breaks fere, Garcia CHOP, CHOPS, and CHOPS! Garcia CHOPS away on Dax at the ropes! The fans fire up and Garcia whips, but Dax reverses. Garcia LARIATS, Dax staggers, so Garcia runs again! Another LARIAT but Dax still stays on his feet! Garcia runs, Dax ROCKS him, and then Dax whips. Garcia reverses, Dax reverses to wrench, but Garcia dodges the lariat to LARIAT! Down goes Dax and the fans fire up!
Stoke is frustrated for Dax as the fans rally up. Garcia storms up on Dax to climb up. Garcia rains down fists, and the fans count all the way to nine. Garcia foams at the mouth before he hits TEN! The fans fire up, Garcia waistlocks, but Dax holds onto a buckle pad! That pad comes loose, Garcia still hits a SAIDO! The fans fire up as Garcia covers, TWO!! Dax survives but Garcia goes for the legs. Dax CLAWS at Garcia’s face and shoves him away! Garcia still gets the legs and trips Dax up! DRAGON- NO, Dax fights and BOOTS Garcia into the bare steel! SLINGSHOT POWERBOMB!! Cover, TWO?!?! Garcia survives and Detroit is thunderous!
Stokely is seething and Dax is pissed, but the fans continue to rally for “DANNY! DANNY!” Dax goes up, and Garcia CHOPS first! Garcia climbs, brings Dax up, and they go to the very top! SUPER DUPER PLEX!! And then a roll through! Garcia hoists Dax up to the top rope again, and goes back up top! Another SUPER DUPER PLEX!! But Garcia isn’t done, he’s taking Three Amigos to a new level! The fans are thunderous as Garcia goes to the next corner, hoists Dax up, and climbs again! The fans want the hattrick, and Garcia brings Dax up! SUPER DUPER THREE AMIGOS!!! Both men are down and the fans are electric!
Stokely is furious as Garcia crawls to a cover! ROPEBREAK!! Garcia miscalculates and that works out for Dax! “This is Awesome!” and that might be an understatement! Dax and Garcia rise, go forehead to forehead, and then they go forearm for forearm! Garcia gets the edge and the fans love it! Garcia BOOTS Dax out of the ring, then pursues! Stoke has to run away before Garcia CLOBBERS Dax from behind! They go into the crowd, the fans fire up as they’re even closer to the action now! This brawl goes through the stands, around behind commentary, and Dax SMACKS Garcia off railing! And then off more railing!
Schiavone & Nigel just mind their own business, and yet Dax still feels the need to push Nigel’s headset off him! The fans boo and Nigel seethes. Nigel stands up, Dax dares him to do something! Detroit tells Dax he done F’d up, but Nigel just puts his headset back on. Nigel says he is a professional, but a professional commentator. Dax is the wrestler, so Nigel will not touch him. Dax SHOVES Nigel down! Nigel is furious but Dax already storms off to find Garcia. Dax puts Garcia in the ring, but Garcia reels Dax in! Dax fights the lift, Stoke barks from the apron! The ref backs stoke off, but Dax LOW BLOWS Garcia!
But now Nigel is storming down to ringside! Garcia fights the lift and Nigel is on the apron! Dax storms up on Nigel, but Nigel RAMS Dax down low! UPPERCUT! But Cash is back! He kicks Nigel low, reels him in, but Nigel WRINGS Cash out! Garcia LARIATS Dax up and out, and clearly by now the ref has just thrown this one out!
No Contest
Menard is back and he LARIATS Cash up and out! The fans fire up as Menard, Garcia and McGuinness stand tall together! FTR kept pushing buttons but they pushed the wrong ones! Will Stoke, Dax & Cash have to fear the repercussions of their actions?
My Thoughts:
A great Collision, but it apparently caught a bit of the Go Home Syndrome. There were quite a few recap packages I skipped but clearly they are working to hype Beach Break for next. Moxley’s newest promo was alright, didn’t really add much, because as I said just last night, Moxley surely finds a way to retain with help from The Death Riders. I will say, it made a lot of sense for the remaining Death Riders to cost Willow. Marina and Willow still have beef, and I’m still hoping on my idea from last night: Shayna Baszler shows up, teams with Marina, we get Shayna & Marina VS Willow & Kris. Let’s up the ante and get another classic Street Fight Tag out of Kris & Willow.
Great promo from Toni Storm to open the night, and good to hear Skye Blue is back. Another Fatal 4 Way Eliminator makes me wonder if one of the mystery entrants ends up taking the loss. There was also that spider during Kris VS Willow, which I believe is a teaser for Thekla. Thekla could easily jump into the Fatal 4 Way and get close to winning, but who knows. And as I said last night, not sure why they’re holding Athena back from doing much of anything right now. With Supercard of Honor now delayed to July to coincide with All In: Texas, Athena should really be getting involved more on AEW TV so people don’t forget she exists.
Very good stuff with Bowens VS Lee, and I appreciate the albeit lazy way they changed Bowen’s logo so that it doesn’t resemble the Shane Taylor Promotions’ STP. Bowens of course wins, but his promo after was pretty much the same as his other ones. At least he did one last scissoring with Billy. Bowens is unfortunately not going to get a title story right now with all the champions preoccupied in something else. Though honestly, I feel like there is a way for Okada VS Bowens to be a great match, and then someone violates the Continental Rules so that Okada loses without really losing. Best way I can think of is Swerve is hunting The Bucks, they go ringside, and since Bucks are associate with Okada, that’s a violation on his part, and it adds more heat to whatever big thing Double or Nothing has planned.
Great stuff from the Don Callis Family in all their matches. I wasn’t expecting a big 8 Man Tag, and I’m a little disappointed Brody King wasn’t one of the participants, but maybe that’s the next phase. Great showing from the Faces, especially AR Fox. Fox is in a similar boat to Bowens where he certainly deserves title opportunities but TK just isn’t seeing how to write it. But between that and the dominance Konosuke & Alexander over Dark Order, it feels like the Don Callis Family get their comeuppance with Hangman & Ospreay winning next week.
Ricochet VS Angelico was rather outta nowhere but it was still a great match. It was also clearly a vehicle so Ricochet could start beef with Zach (Zack?) Gowen and give us a Beach Break match between them for the real deepcut long time wrestling fans. Much like Bowens and Fox, I feel like Ricochet is waiting on a title to be freed up from story so he can go get those titles. Such as Paragon now feuding with Grizzled Young Veterans for a minute, which in a way keeps Adam Cole isolated. TK should’ve just given us Ricochet VS Cole for the fun of it because Ricochet VS Cole would be incredibly fun stuff. They could even revisit their NXT history if they wanted to.
Great stuff with Gates of Agony and Learning Tree, that was much better than last week’s. I really hope this gives us a Tornado Tag match. For that matter, why aren’t we getting that in the story of Anna Jay & Harley Cameron VS Megan Bayne & Penelope Ford? Good promo from those teams to hype up… just Anna VS Megan… It’d make Beach Break Collision feel all the bigger but whatever, maybe they feel Ford still isn’t up to speed after that Fatal 4 Way last night. But doing a chaotic tag match could help iron out some of that so that Ford can just focus on what she is good at with the gymnastics and throwing hands.
And awesome stuff with Garcia VS “Dax the Axe” in the main event. And yeah, I didn’t put it in myself, but they’re really committing to that as Dax’s ring name right now. Great to see Menard helping Garcia, and even Nigel standing up for himself against Dax. A “No Contest” result was a little odd but I suppose that’s like saying it is a draw where no one goes over. But with the Faces standing tall, maybe Nigel steps in and teams with Garcia right now for Double or Nothing so that Garcia teaming with Cope is the All In moment.
My Score: 8.8/10
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